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Anchorwoman: They're
calling it one of today's news stories.
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Two fugitives... Angela Tribeca
and Angela Geils Jr.
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are on the run after a plot
to steal the Louisiana Purchase
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was foiled by
Vice President Perry.
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Their last known location
was inside a convenience store.
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Do you have anything
to clean off DNA?
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No. Sorry.
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Can I get a six-pack
of Coors Light?
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And a beef roll-up.
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Credit or debit?
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Do you take bills with
fluorescent dye all over 'em?
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Just nothing over $20.
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I'm gonna go
warm up the car.
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You in the convenience store,
they're right in front of you.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Don't even
think about it.
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♪♪
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Grab the beer.
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Nice car
you got here, lady.
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Trade you this crowbar
for it.
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♪♪
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Sucker!
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*ANGIE TRIBECA*
Season 04 Episode 10
Episode Title: "Air Force Two"
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Ugh!
They didn't clean.
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♪♪
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Uh, yeah. We're gonna need
housekeeping in room 102.
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Man: Look out!
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No, it's fine.
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Everything's
been lovely so far.
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Yeah, thank you. Okay.
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What's going on, son?
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It's just hitting,
you know?
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The SDF, the "team."
It was all a shame.
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Scholls, Atkins.
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Jesus! Charo.
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The woman I went
to second base with.
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She was playing me
the whole time.
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Don't forget Hoffman.
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More people in my life
that abandoned me.
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Hey. That is not fair,
okay?
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I abandoned you
to make my life easier,
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not for some kind of
international land grab.
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How could I believe
in anybody anymore?
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You can't.
I learned a long time ago
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that human beings
are rotten to the core.
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They only do things that
benefit them in the short term.
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I call that bed.
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I thought they cared about us.
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I thought they cared
what we're doing.
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I know.
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You were so stupid.
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But hey.
You got me, okay?
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And I'm never,
ever gonna abandon you...
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for a second time.
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And even though he hasn't
been featured in this season,
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your father cares
about you, too.
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That's why he sent this
for you in the mail.
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Dad's badge.
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I can't believe
he remembered my birthday.
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Yeah, how could
anyone forget that?
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That's why I got you
this very special, uhh,
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bible with a bullet hole
in it.
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Whoa. Cool.
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You could spin it on
your finger and everything.
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Thanks, mom! Now, what's this
about going to second base?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I want them found,
and I want them found now.
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Are those them!
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Oh, my God. Every time.
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So, who wants
to tell me how we let.
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A.J. and Tribeca escape
after we flawlessly framed them
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for stealing the
Louisiana Purchase?
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Hmm?
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I'm gonna start
calling on people.
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Sweetheart, we've tracked their
location to a 25-mile radius.
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Their credit cards
have been frozen.
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Their passports
have been canceled,
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and their Uber ratings have
been downgraded to one star.
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I can't stay mad at you.
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There's something going
on between you two.
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Listen, Joe,
I take full responsibility
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for the fact that
these guys screwed up,
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but we need to stay focused
on the task at hand.
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Returning the Louisiana Purchase
to the President of France.
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Thereby undoing the disastrous
transaction made in 1803.
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And forming a new country
in the central United States
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of which you will
be made President,
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and I will be First Lady.
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Yes. Yes.
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♪♪
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Now then,
the President of France
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is awaiting my arrival
at Gerard Depardieu Airport.
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While I'm aboard
Air Force Two,
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I want you to track down
A.J. and Tribeca.
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They're the only thing
that stands between me
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and becoming the president of
what I'm gonna call.
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Lil' France with a hop-hop
apostrophe after Lil'
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to play
to the younger citizens.
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You said you were going
to name it Scholls.
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It didn't test well.
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Good call on whoever
ordered the deli platter.
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I am famished.
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Ohh.
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What are we gonna do?
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Once that document gets
to France, it's game over.
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They'll have the deed
to the entire Midwest.
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Okay, so we figure out a way
to sneak aboard Air Force Two.
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We secure the Purchase.
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Hold Perry hostage.
Notify the president.
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And then land safely
at Andrews Air Force Base.
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Air Force Two is the second-most
secure plane in the world.
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I realize that.
And we're wanted fugitives.
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Our faces are plastered
all over town.
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But his isn't.
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But our faces are.
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And we're the ones that need
to get on the plane.
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But if one of us had his face,
we would sail right through.
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But one of us doesn't.
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So, we still have
the same problem.
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But what if
one of us did?
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Ugh.
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She's saying that
if you cut off my face
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and put it on one of your faces,
you can pass through security.
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Oh, so you mean
we take his...
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face off?
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I will become him.
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Sorry, folks.
Looks like Air Force Two
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is stuck here
another 45 minutes.
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Cardin!
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How the hell did you get
away from those animals?
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It sure as hell wasn't easy.
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Tribeca put up
quite a fight.
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Man, she's amazing.
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What happened to
your French accent?
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Oh, right.
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You know that thing where you
start to bond with your captors?
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I must have taken
on their accent.
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Oh, there it is!
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Ahh, liberation!
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Ah, it's very sweet
and...
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Anyway.
Pierre. You're here.
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How on earth?
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Actually,
it was easiest on earth.
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Tribeca and A.J. were no match
for Pierre Cardin.
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Although Tribeca
does somehow manage
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to be both tough and elegant
at the same time.
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Really? That's not how
I would describe her.
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Gate agent: Okay, folks.
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Looks like we've got
things sorted out here
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and are ready to
board Air Force Two.
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We are calling families
and small children
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and anybody who needs additional
time to get on the aircraft.
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Let's go.
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- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
- It's a red light.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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And then we went
to Jefferson Memorial.
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Ugh. Hands down, filthiest
bathrooms I've ever seen.
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I could barely flush.
Zero toilet paper.
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Urine all over the sink.
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Could you maybe
find another seat?
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Oh, sorry.
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Secret Service
has to stay near
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the vice president
at all times.
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Season Two of "The Detour."
Nice.
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Pilot: That chime means we've
reached our cruising altitude,
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and you are free
to silently fart in your seat.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, pardon me,
I'm going to see
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if they have
gluten-free blankets.
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Attendant: What can I get for
you, Mr. Vice President?
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I'll just have a cup
of coffee, please.
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We have Coors Light.
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Coors Light, as in born
in the Rockies, Coors Light?
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Yes. Well, why didn't you say so?
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I'll have one now
and another one in an hour
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when my body has safely
metabolized the first one.
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And that's it.
Good thinking, sir.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I hope it wasn't too
cramped in there for you.
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♪♪
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Thanks, mom.
How we doing?
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Armed and dangerous, son.
Armed and dangerous.
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♪♪
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- Let's move.
- Okay.
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You work
your way up from the back.
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I'm gonna follow this compartment
all the way to the front.
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- Copy that.
- And hey.
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Be careful.
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I don't want anything
happening to my baby boy.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Hyah!
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♪♪
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Hyah!
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♪♪
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Whoo.
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Hyah!
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♪♪
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Ha!
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♪♪
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Hyah!
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♪♪
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Whoo.
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Oh, wait. Shit.
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Ugh.
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Nope.
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Ugh.
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What, what?! What's happening?
What's going on?
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Shut up.
You're coming with me.
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Not if the Secret Service
has anything to do with it.
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Move it.
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You sure this is
the right place?
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No doubt about it.
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Sir?
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I found Cardin.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't
Vice President Joe Perry.
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You're not Cardin,
are you?
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Why don't you
figure out who I am?
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I'll give you 20 years.
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Tribeca.
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In the flesh...
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of another person.
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You'll never
get away with it.
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These pilots
are flying to Paris,
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no matter what orders
they're given.
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I don't know.
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I think the pilots might
be swayed by your head
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rolling into the cockpit.
Well, of course.
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Anyone's gonna
be curious about that.
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Care to wager?
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Loser gets 20 years
in prison.
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All right! I sent you to
prison for 20 years once!
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Jesus!
Turn this plane around!
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We're calling the president,
and we're landing in Washington.
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Hope you like
being executed.
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I'm afraid we'll never
find out how he feels
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about being executed.
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Drop the guns.
Now.
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Sure thing.
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Ugh!
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Anyone see that coming?
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Mom,
you shot Dr. Scholls!
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Scholls died the second
she switched sides.
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Monica, I'm sorry.
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Thank you for raising me those
three weeks when I was a baby.
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I loved kissing
your big... chubby... teeth.
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♪♪
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Why don't I just go talk to the
pilots about changing course?
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Sir? Air Force Two
is changing course.
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Something's wrong.
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I thought you said we had
some down time before it landed.
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Come in, Air Force Two.
Come in, Air Force Two.
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This is Perry.
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Joe.
It looks like...
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your plane
is changing course.
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00:13:32,393 --> 00:13:33,857
Everything okay?
261
00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:35,791
Everything is okay.
262
00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:40,650
Are you sure everything's okay?
It doesn't sound like it.
263
00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:43,321
No, everything is
definitely okay.
264
00:13:43,732 --> 00:13:48,518
If you're in trouble, signify
by using the duress code.
265
00:13:48,723 --> 00:13:50,603
I am not under duress.
266
00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:51,875
Duress code received.
267
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:54,570
Initiating
emergency response.
268
00:13:55,277 --> 00:13:58,615
Cancel emergency response.
I am not under duress.
269
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,483
Copy on duress
authentication code.
270
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,827
Moving ahead
with response.
271
00:14:01,892 --> 00:14:05,288
I am really, really,
really not under duress.
272
00:14:05,353 --> 00:14:08,558
That's three "reallys."
Duress level three.
273
00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:10,693
Call the president.
274
00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:13,260
Atkins, listen to me
very closely.
275
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,762
I am not sending you
the authentication code.
276
00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:18,955
Or any other codes.
Throw 'em all out the window.
277
00:14:19,101 --> 00:14:20,530
Got it? All of 'em.
278
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,715
Now, I'm the vice president,
and everyone on board
279
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,487
is acting of their own volition
and are totally safe.
280
00:14:26,552 --> 00:14:29,601
So, stand down and
don't contact me again.
281
00:14:29,763 --> 00:14:31,667
Roger that.
282
00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:35,880
They've got Perry dead
to rights in the cockpit,
283
00:14:35,945 --> 00:14:37,889
and they're turning around
heading back to Washington
284
00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:40,190
to return
the Louisiana Purchase.
285
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,486
He gave me the exact
code word-for-word.
286
00:14:47,944 --> 00:14:50,108
We have to shoot
the plane out of the sky.
287
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,390
Sir, we can't.
I know. I know.
288
00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:53,978
It was just fun to think
about for a second.
289
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:57,000
Get Scholls on the horn.
And I mean now!
290
00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:06,379
♪♪
291
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,767
I'm thinking
of growing a beard.
292
00:15:14,596 --> 00:15:17,500
Isn't there like
a super-itchy phase?
293
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,839
Drop your gun
and let go of the plane.
294
00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:25,145
Did you really think you could...
295
00:15:25,957 --> 00:15:28,872
Some people just can't
handle the cabin pressure.
296
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:30,140
Thanks, mom!
297
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,680
Always remember to put
your mask on first.
298
00:15:36,745 --> 00:15:38,708
Susan. Thank God.
299
00:15:39,597 --> 00:15:41,159
Ugh!
300
00:15:41,282 --> 00:15:44,140
Nobody kills my mom
and gets away with it.
301
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,158
It's okay, A.J.
She just winged me.
302
00:15:48,223 --> 00:15:50,690
Oh. Sorry, Susan.
303
00:15:50,755 --> 00:15:52,631
Alarm voice: Altitude, altitude!
304
00:15:52,696 --> 00:15:54,631
Ground approaching
faster than I'd like.
305
00:15:54,696 --> 00:15:57,330
For God Sakes!
The plane's going down!
306
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,596
Get the real pilots
back in here!
307
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,939
Hang on a second!
308
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,165
Ugh! Ugh!
309
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,514
What are you saying?
Are you insane?!
310
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,978
I surrender.
You can have the purchase back.
311
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:11,208
The deal is off!
Just save my life!
312
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:13,142
Think you can land
this thing?
313
00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:15,839
♪♪
314
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:18,713
You bet your ass I can.
315
00:16:29,676 --> 00:16:30,875
Sorry.
316
00:16:31,347 --> 00:16:32,669
You tried your best.
317
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,301
Thanks.
318
00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:36,611
Man, this thing was hot.
319
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:37,849
Thank you.
320
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,252
Where's Perry?
321
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,911
Freeze, or I'll drop you
like a sick beat.
322
00:16:54,956 --> 00:16:58,225
♪♪
323
00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:00,860
Madame President.
324
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:05,101
Thank God.
I caught the terrorists.
325
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,734
They tried
to hijack my plane,
326
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,190
but I fought them off.
327
00:17:08,207 --> 00:17:12,820
Oh, stick it up your ass, Joe.
Everybody knows you're dirty.
328
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,306
Someone arrest
this traitor.
329
00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:15,940
With pleasure.
330
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,813
Oh! Okay.
What are you doing?
331
00:17:20,929 --> 00:17:22,990
Nobody move,
or the kid gets it.
332
00:17:23,135 --> 00:17:24,509
You don't have the guts.
333
00:17:24,574 --> 00:17:27,350
Actually, Tribeca, it's you
that doesn't have the guts.
334
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,180
I've known it
from the beginning.
335
00:17:29,118 --> 00:17:31,818
Why do you think I sent you
to prison for 20 years?
336
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:33,947
I kept you on ice
until your son was old enough
337
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,227
to join the Special
Division Force.
338
00:17:36,397 --> 00:17:38,817
You see,
he's my insurance policy.
339
00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:40,326
I'm warning you, Joe.
340
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,757
You do this, and you
can forget about
341
00:17:42,822 --> 00:17:45,800
breaking the next tie
in the Senate.
342
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,634
I'm afraid you don't know me
as well as you think you do,
343
00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:49,571
- Mr. Vice President.
- Joe's fine.
344
00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:52,918
See, I taught my kids that
humans are rotten to the core,
345
00:17:52,996 --> 00:17:55,485
and they only do what benefits
them in the short term.
346
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,553
You think
I'm any different?
347
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,555
Even you wouldn't shoot
your own son, Tribeca.
348
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,425
Ugh!
349
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,888
Mom, what have you done?
350
00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:07,963
Like I said, A.J.
Don't trust anyone.
351
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:12,357
That is,
anyone except me.
352
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,171
'Cause you're
my baby boy.
353
00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:18,505
♪♪
354
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,178
Wow.
You aimed for dad's badge.
355
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:23,977
Uh-huh.
356
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:25,115
I love you, mom.
357
00:18:25,243 --> 00:18:27,344
I like you, too, kid.
358
00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,795
Everybody freeze, damn it!
359
00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:38,147
If anybody moves a muscle,
I swear I will...
360
00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:40,132
I told you were
were gonna be late.
361
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,668
And I told you
the drive-thru takes longer.
362
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,887
Atkins, once again,
you served this country
363
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:47,671
with great distinction.
364
00:18:47,736 --> 00:18:50,621
And Joe, I knew
from the moment
365
00:18:50,686 --> 00:18:54,400
I chose you as my running mate
that you were corrupt.
366
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:56,968
I assigned Atkins
here to tail you
367
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,646
until you slipped up.
368
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:01,913
You were on our side
the whole time?
369
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:03,848
That's right, Tribeca.
370
00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,994
I'll always be
Lieutenant Atkins.
371
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:08,158
Atkins?
372
00:19:08,957 --> 00:19:12,496
I hereby appoint you
Secretary of Defense.
373
00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:17,146
And Tribeca, how does
vice president sound to you?
374
00:19:17,312 --> 00:19:20,610
With all due respect,
Madame President,
375
00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:23,411
I've been doing a lot of
thinking in the past 11 seconds,
376
00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,604
and I think
it might be time
377
00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:27,907
for me to ride off
into the sunset.
378
00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:29,445
The world
is too different now,
379
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:34,390
and... I just can't
find my place in it.
380
00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:35,731
I'll be vice president!
381
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:37,781
You got it.
382
00:19:41,329 --> 00:19:43,393
Wait!
383
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,338
Wait!
She's got a bomb!
384
00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,452
Wait! No, she doesn't.
She doesn't.
385
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:51,148
- It's... It's a backpack. Stand down.
- Oh!
386
00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:54,764
- Did you tell them about the...
- Yes.
387
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,207
Does she know about the...
Yes, we've covered everything.
388
00:19:57,272 --> 00:19:58,676
Oh.
389
00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:02,100
Except what Tribeca's
gonna do next.
390
00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:06,357
I just wanna be as far away
391
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:10,203
from rules and structure
as I possibly can.
392
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:13,220
♪♪
393
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,899
My name is Tribeca,
and this is U.S. History.
394
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,435
Tribeca!
Get the hell in here!
395
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,265
Coming, Principal Atkins.
396
00:20:28,382 --> 00:20:31,808
Sync corrections by srjanapala
397
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:37,708
♪♪
398
00:20:45,386 --> 00:20:49,386
♪♪
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