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I'm doing this thing where
I only eat sweet potatoes.
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I tried that.
I gained 30 pounds.
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Loggins and Messina...
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Little help!
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Thanks!
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*ANGIE TRIBECA*
Season 04 Episode 09
Episode Title: "Irrational Treasures"
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Even though that took
a long time, I was just peeing.
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Now then, Pritikin,
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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You might want to sit down.
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Your twin brother, Eric,
has been murdered.
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Is he dead?
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I'm afraid so.
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Sir, I am so sorry.
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But I have to leave early today.
I have a dinner.
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Did you like him?
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He was my only twin.
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What happened?
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The treasure.
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God damn it!
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What is this treasure?
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Is it something from
before my time?
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- Or...?
- I'm as in the dark as you are.
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Forget it.
It's nothing.
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It's just
an ancient legend
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that's haunted
my family for years,
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sending us around the globe,
driving us into madness
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in search of
unimaginable riches.
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It's not even
worth discussing.
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It is interesting.
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I can sense it.
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2,000 years ago,
my great-great-grandfather,
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Cassius Atkins,
was counsel to Julius Caesar.
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When Caesar's wife gave birth
through a hole in her stomach...
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There wasn't a name
for this yet...
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Cassius gave her a ride
to the hospital,
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and in exchange was given
a great secret.
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The location of
an underground vault,
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containing the accumulated
wealth of the Roman Empire.
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The treasure is a myth,
Joe,
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just like
the joy of parenthood.
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My father,
and his father before him,
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threw their lives away
looking for it.
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Oh, so that's it then?
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You're just gonna let
your brother's body rot
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in some
discount cemetery?
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You don't even want
to find out why?
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The S.D.F.'s time
is more than money.
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It's lives,
it's governments.
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And I am not gonna waste
their talents on this.
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Fine. Forget it.
I'll never mention it again.
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Oh, I almost forgot
to give you this.
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We found it on
your brother's body.
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Loggins and Messina...
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Never in my life did I think
I'd be holding this in my hand.
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Look.
It's the next clue.
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Eric, you did it!
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All right. I'll give you time
to think about this.
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Couldn't sleep.
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There's a rattlesnake
in my tent.
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What's it all mean?
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Why are we here?
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Well, no one predicted the
plumbing problems in the van.
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I've got this parasite sucking
away my last good years,
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and now I'm gonna
run around the globe
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searching for some
phantom treasure.
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What about
having another child?
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I like you, Scholls,
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but I need a big ass.
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And I mean a big ass.
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I was talking about
adopting.
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I've tried and I've tried,
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but no one's too keen on
loaning a baby
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to a 45-year-old man with a worm
eating his insides out.
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I should just throw this thing
in the fire and be done with it.
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Have you tried opening it?
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Of course.
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But maybe I should open it again
just to be sure.
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It's a dry-cleaning ticket.
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"Ready by:
August 4, 1802."
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This the world's oldest
dry-cleaning shop in America.
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This is where Betsy Ross
cleaned the first flag.
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Where Benjamin Franklin
had his kite mended.
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And where Martha Washington
took care
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of George's
infamous pit stains.
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Hamilton's vest!
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He never lived to see
how many people
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would take photos of themselves
outside of the theater.
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So much history.
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What did you say
the ticket number was?
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11.
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I can't believe it.
It's Thomas Jefferson's coat.
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That's the next clue!
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Bonjour,
Special Division Force!
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Pierre Cardin!
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Thank you for leading me
on the next step
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of what promises to be
a very exciting treasure hunt.
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Ah, ah, ah, ahhh.
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Give me the coat.
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No way.
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Are you crazy?
Just give it to him.
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Au revoir, S.D.F.
Au revoir.
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Damn it!
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It's okay, sir,
we'll find him.
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Forget it. It's over.
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Cardin has the clue.
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He has the wrong clue.
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It's not 11. It's I-I,
as in "Invisible Ink."
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A.J., toss me a lemon.
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That's a map of Italy.
I know it.
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Scholls, book us
three coach tickets
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and one
first-class ticket.
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We're heading to Rome.
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Welcome to
the Roman catacombs.
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I don't like this.
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It's $5 per text
to message America.
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Sir, let go of my hand.
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I'm sorry.
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The Romans would
bury their dead in...
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Bongiorno!
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Bongiorno.
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Welcome
to the Catacombs.
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Fire exits
are on either end.
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Please,
no flash photography.
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There's something
over here.
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I don't believe it.
Caesar's tomb.
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My grandfather spent his whole
life searching for this,
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and here it is,
right here in Rome.
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Here, help me lift it up.
No! Please!
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The head priest
will have my...
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virginity.
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I thought
he'd be hotter.
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There's a key
in his hand.
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Don't touch,
it's 2,000 years ol...
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You dicks!
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Do you realize
what you've done?
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You have just
given me the next clue!
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Pierre Cardin.
Again.
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I certainly hope you are
better at following clues
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than you are at
seeing through disguises.
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I could tell.
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Give me the key
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or I will blast you
back to France.
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- My pants!
- My gun!
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- My Little Pony!
- My God!
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This is madness!
I'm losing my mind!
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Why are we doing this?!
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Forget it.
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The treasure
will tear us apart.
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Let's just get the hell
out of here and go home.
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00:10:16,999 --> 00:10:18,928
It isn't the key
that matters.
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It's the wood
that it's made from.
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Tell me why! I knew to know!
I'm back in!
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Quercus macrocarpa...
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A species of oak tree
that's native only to Montana.
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Find that tree and you'll find
your next clue.
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Pack up, everybody.
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We're heading to whatever state
Montana is in.
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I found something!
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What is this?
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It's a jumble of
odd-shaped pieces
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that can fit together
to form a picture.
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Some people call it a puzzle,
but I can't figure out why.
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Is this the way
to the lookout?
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Nice try,
Pierre Cardin.
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Oh, my God!
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You shot me.
Someone call 911!
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Hey, there!
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I need backup!
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Send backup!
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Hi!
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Sir. Sir, sir.
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Merci beaucoup,
Monsieur Atkins.
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The treasure is so close,
I can almost taste it.
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Somebody shoot him!
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Shoot him!
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It's Cardin!
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I'm pretty sure!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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I swore I wouldn't
become obsessed.
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And here I am, like every Atkins
that came before me.
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Broken and hopeless.
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Mission's cancelled.
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I'll see everybody here
tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.
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We're going undercover
at a slaughterhouse,
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- so wear old clothes.
- Wait.
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Take a look
at this map.
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Name all the states
where we've had mission.
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Let's see...
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Iowa...
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Wyoming...
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Texas...
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Oklahoma,
North Dakota...
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Arkansas, Missouri...
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What do all these places
have in common?
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Oh, my God.
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Every state we've visited is
part of the Louisiana Purchase.
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Now, who knows what
the Louisiana Purchase is?
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The acquisition
of land from France
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by Thomas Jefferson
in 1803
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that nearly doubled
the territory of the U.S.
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Sorry I'm late.
My dinner ran long.
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Oh, my God.
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The French are trying
to take their land back.
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That's why Cardin
snuck into the country.
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The Romans knew long ago
that land was the only key
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to power,
as well as large armies.
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The French realized too late.
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The treasure is
their former land.
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And they want it back.
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Damn it, if we only
had that puzzle.
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We don't need it.
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Cardin got the puzzle,
but I got the lid.
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2,000 pieces?
Now I'm glad we didn't get it.
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00:13:49,385 --> 00:13:51,270
That building
look familiar?
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The National Archives
in Washington, D.C.
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That's where America's most
important documents are kept,
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including
the Louisiana Purchase.
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If France gets the deed,
they get the property.
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Is that
how land works?
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Yes, that's exactly
how it works.
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Wow.
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Cardin is gonna steal the deed
to the Louisiana Purchase.
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No, he's not.
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We are.
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The deed to
the Louisiana Purchase
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is stored in the National
Archives in Washington, D.C.
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It is kept under state-
of-the-art security measures.
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The vault is protected
by a motion-sensing laser grid,
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biometric denial systems,
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and a 10-inch-thick
steel-plated door
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that can sustain
a 50-megaton nuclear blast.
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Fortunately for us,
there's a luncheon today
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celebrating
the Twentieth Amendment,
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the one that changes
the start date of the president
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from March 4th to January 20th.
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So the guards will
have their hands full.
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And that's when
we make our move.
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But be aware the Pierre Cardin
also has this information
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and will stop at nothing to
capture the deed before we do,
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thus raising the tension.
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00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,620
Charo, what's your 20?
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Passing
through security.
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Is it okay if I don't
put my baby through?
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Go ahead.
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- I'm in.
- I know.
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Have fun.
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00:15:27,462 --> 00:15:30,800
Sir, I need eyes and ears.
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Are you a girl?
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Clear this channel.
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00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,104
This is a law-enforcement
operation.
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Do you wear a bra?
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Yes.
Now clear this channel.
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Sir, what's going on?
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Sorry, I got held up.
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00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:42,919
Something's going on
with the shrimp today.
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00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:46,985
Cardin, what's your E.T.A?
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5, 10 minutes tops.
258
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:51,777
Charo, we got to get past
that biometric denial system.
259
00:15:51,842 --> 00:15:53,675
Where are we
on that thumbprint?
260
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:54,941
I'm on it.
261
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,900
May I take that
from you?
262
00:16:02,782 --> 00:16:04,598
Chief, where you at?
263
00:16:04,678 --> 00:16:06,348
I'm almost there.
264
00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:08,525
In position.
265
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:10,678
Charo, execute.
266
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,960
The pearl is in the river.
267
00:16:19,638 --> 00:16:22,689
The Baptist is in the water.
268
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,325
Atkins just fingered me.
269
00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:28,672
Let's move.
270
00:16:35,736 --> 00:16:37,576
Damn it, Chief.
I need to see what's going on.
271
00:16:37,641 --> 00:16:39,334
You got to tie me
into the security system.
272
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,138
I got a situation here.
273
00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:43,442
It is all hands on deck.
274
00:16:46,354 --> 00:16:47,967
Never mind, I got it.
275
00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:09,691
Ahh.
276
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:16,982
Access denied?
277
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,197
Scholls, what the hell?
278
00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:20,304
I don't understand.
It should work.
279
00:17:20,437 --> 00:17:22,188
Charo, are you sure
you got the right thumb?
280
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,618
No, I got the left thumb.
Isn't that the right thumb?
281
00:17:24,683 --> 00:17:26,970
No, the right thumb
is the right thumb.
282
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,282
Damn it.
283
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:29,820
He's at the door
to the vault room.
284
00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:30,953
You got to think of something.
285
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,968
I'm gonna blow it.
286
00:17:45,742 --> 00:17:48,427
I'm in.
Chief, kill the power.
287
00:17:48,492 --> 00:17:51,328
In three, two, one...
288
00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:00,692
Hey, sorry I'm late.
289
00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:02,174
The back door
of the vault was locked
290
00:18:02,239 --> 00:18:03,508
and the locksmith
took forever.
291
00:18:03,573 --> 00:18:06,525
Let's get moving.
Cardin's on top of us.
292
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:12,710
Here we go.
Here we go.
293
00:18:12,345 --> 00:18:13,974
The Declaration
of Independence.
294
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,724
13 colonies embark on a daring
experiment towards democracy.
295
00:18:24,381 --> 00:18:27,799
John Nance Garner's
unpublished memoir?
296
00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:28,903
Wow.
297
00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:30,870
In his first election,
he ran against a woman
298
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,400
who would then
become his wife.
299
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:34,653
This is astounding.
300
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,744
Oh, here it is.
301
00:18:38,809 --> 00:18:41,801
Here it is.
The Louisiana Purchase.
302
00:18:41,866 --> 00:18:43,602
Wow.
This was a bad deal.
303
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:46,170
Okay, let's get out of here
before Cardin shows up.
304
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:56,380
It's over, Tribeca.
C'est fini.
305
00:18:58,419 --> 00:19:00,152
Everybody freeze.
306
00:19:00,217 --> 00:19:03,489
For the first time in my life,
sir, I'm glad to see you.
307
00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:05,504
I'm glad to see
you too, Tribeca.
308
00:19:05,569 --> 00:19:08,395
Now arrest her,
and her little son too.
309
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,229
What? What are you
talking about?
310
00:19:10,294 --> 00:19:11,963
Cardin's right there.
Grab him.
311
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,513
Pierre is a French diplomat.
He has diplomatic immunity.
312
00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:17,213
You're wrong!
He's French Intelligence.
313
00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,705
And he's trying to steal
the Louisiana Purchase.
314
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:21,386
Well, that's an
interesting analysis
315
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,789
coming from someone holding
the Louisiana Purchase.
316
00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:27,684
After having illegally broken
into the National Archives.
317
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,381
Mom?
318
00:19:31,477 --> 00:19:32,758
It's a setup.
319
00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:35,400
I knew you were a crook
the minute you threw me in jail.
320
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,639
Are you insane?
It's eight against two.
321
00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:44,827
Make that
eight against six.
322
00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:48,545
Make that
nine against five.
323
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,950
I still like our odds.
324
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,559
That goes double for me.
325
00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:55,356
I'm afraid
it's 12 against 2.
326
00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:57,674
Sir?
What the hell is going on?
327
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,980
It's over, Tribeca.
328
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:02,548
Put your weapon down
and drop the Purchase.
329
00:20:02,613 --> 00:20:05,497
It's 13 against one, sir.
A.J.'s with us.
330
00:20:05,562 --> 00:20:06,698
Right, honey?
331
00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:08,853
Actually,
I'm with her.
332
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:09,936
And her.
333
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,376
It doesn't matter.
334
00:20:11,464 --> 00:20:16,284
Drop your weapons
and give us the Purchase.
335
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,373
Gladly.
336
00:20:19,496 --> 00:20:25,384
Nooooo!
337
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,520
Cardin is gone!
338
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:45,449
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