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Rockin' Ronny here,
hitting you with my mouth guitar.
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Alright, I've got a 6 day 5 night
Hollywood getaway for two
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and it's going out to our tenth caller.
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Caller 10, holla at your boy!
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Oh, my God, I'm the tenth caller?
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Hello, this is Stan Smith, caller 10.
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Not that man.
No, wait!
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Wait, wait, I'm caller 10.
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Ronny, is he implying I used CIA technology
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to hack into the phone lines
to win these tickets to...
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Hollywood!
Hollywood!
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Whoo!
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day
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the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face
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and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race
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oh, boy, it's swell to say
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good --
good morning, U.S.A.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[ Horn honks ]
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The Walk of Fame!
Isn't this fun?
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But these stars
are so close together.
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They must bury the bodies
standing up.
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This is disgusting.
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There are hospital amounts
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of urine and blood everywhere.
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Where's that classic
Hollywood glamour?
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Oh!
That shop over there's
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selling a fake Oscar
for sexiest stepdad!
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Should we get two?
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How are you excited about this?
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I mean, look,
that Spider-Man's suit
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is a weird chocolate-brown,
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and -- and
he has a fanny pack
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that's brimming
with Q-tips.
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5 bucks a picture.
No.
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$1, and you can punch
or kick me three times.
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Sold.
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Aah!
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Ooh! Ohh!
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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[ Screaming ]
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June: Magnificent.
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You performed that marble slip
with such style,
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just like my husband,
Leonard, used to.
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Tripping on something
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but not falling down
was his signature move.
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You're standing on his star
right now.
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Leonard Zane.
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And I'm June Rosewood.
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I'm sure you've heard of us,
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the great comedy team --
Len-Len and the Junebug?
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Uh...
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I place marbles here every year
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on the anniversary of his death.
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It's so wonderful
to see someone, at last,
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not simply fall and shatter
their pelvis like an idiot.
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One time,
I stepped on a basketball.
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Didn't fall.
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Oh!
You so remind me of him.
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This is perhaps silly,
but would you do me the favor
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of having lunch
with a lonely old woman?
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Um...
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Sorry, I've got a full day
planned for us --
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a taping
of a proactiv commercial,
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then we're off to the ranch
from "The Biggest Loser."
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I paid extra for a tour
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of their massive
sweat-drainage system.
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See you at the hotel.
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Ohh!
Oh, God, my pelvis!
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It's in pieces.
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I want more kicks.
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Announcer:
Hey, true believers!
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Is this the endof brown Spider-Man?
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Tune in next week to find out.
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[ Theme music plays ]
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Weird.
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I only have 56 episodes
of "Bones" on here.
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Yesterday I had 57.
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Oh, yeah, I deleted one
so I could record something.
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I'm pretty sure you'd already
seen the one I deleted.
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I-I didn't think...
you'd mind.
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Honestly, Roger,
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I don't know why you keep
recording "Bones," anyways.
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It's not as good
as it used to be.
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I mean...
I think we all agree
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that there was
a-a-a drop-off
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sometime
in the fourth...season.
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[ Claps ]
Maxine! Aspic!
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[ Door creaks ]
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What is this?
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It's pieces of pork and beef
suspended in gelatin.
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Spoon meat is real?!
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I thought I invented this once
in a dream.
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Mmm!
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Wash it down with a Gibson.
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It's a Martini,
but with an onion.
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Ohh. That is good.
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You know what this
would go great with?
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A big plate of loose hot dogs.
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That was Leonard's favorite!
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May I...shout at Maxine?
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Maxine! Loose hot dogs!
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Now, this is decorating.
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These heavy velvet curtains
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really keep out
the natural light.
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The sun is the enemy, darling.
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I avoid it at all costs.
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That's how I stay so youthful.
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Go ahead.
Guess how old I am.
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I'm going to say
a hundred and --
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Enough!
That stung a bit.
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You're rather callous,
aren't you?
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Just like Leonard.
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So, this is that Lance guy
you're so gay for?
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"I shall return."
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Huh.
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Leonard believed fervently
in...reincarnation.
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People believe
a lot of crazy stuff.
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I used to believe all cars
were Transformers.
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Now I know it's only Nissans.
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Hayley, there's an Idaho quarter
on the ground down here.
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Steve, I'm seeing a Delaware.
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Both: Our collections!
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Aah!
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Aah!
[ Gasps ]
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Wait, what? I-i-i-is this
because of "Bones"?
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You're not allowed
to say that word!
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I'm doing this out of love.
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You need help,
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and I'm betting the answer
is crate training.
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I bought a book on it,
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and I'm going upstairs
to start reading it now.
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Roger!
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Roger, let us out of here!
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It is Delaware.
If this was just a trick,
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why did he bother to get
the actual quarter I need?
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Because if it wasn't,
you would have known.
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You would have heard it
in my voice.
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It had to be real.
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It probably didn't
have to be real.
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[ Stan laughing ]
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[ Projector clicking ]
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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[ Laughing continues ]
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This guy's hilarious.
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This style of comedy
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was pretty revolutionary
for the time
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because no one was bothering
to do it anymore.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Marble delivery.
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Who's that?
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Gloria del Mar.
A bit player.
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She had some fans,
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but if she was so great,
how come she's dead?
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Zip! Zip! ]
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[ Zip! ]
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Here it comes --
my big moment.
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What's all of this mess?
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[ Laughs ]
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I was at my peak!
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[ Snoring ]
Maxine!
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Start "A Cold Return."
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It's about a wounded G.I.
who comes back from the war
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only to find himself
slipping on ice cubes.
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What about the marble movie?
It wasn't over.
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Alas, poor Leonard died
boating to Catalina
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before we could finish
shooting the last scene.
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But I want to see how it ends.
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And you can, my darling Leonard!
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You can!
You've come back to me,
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and I think you're feeling
what we have to do.
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We must finish the picture
with you as Leonard
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and me...as me!
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Okay, party's over.
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I'm not your dead husband.
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Pish-posh,
of course you are.
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No! Because reincarnation
isn't real.
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I mean, sure, Leonard and I
like the same foods,
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and, yeah, if I grew a mustache,
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that's the thinness
I'd keep it at.
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And, okay,
I've got his sweet moves.
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But there's still no way
on the reincar-- what is that?
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His flag pin.
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He insisted on wearing it
in all his films,
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even that time
he played the Jew, Moses.
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My God.
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I can no longer deny the truth
that stands before me.
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I am Leonard.
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And we are finishing that movie.
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Yes!
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Maxine, I'm gonna need you
to get off your ass
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and get me another Gibson.
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Oh, God!
Where am I?!
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What have I -- oh, that's right.
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I'm reincarnated Hollywood actor
Leonard Zane.
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I helped myself to my things.
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Your favorite breakfast,
darling --
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cottage cheese
and a half cantaloupe
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and a glass of chilled
Worcestershire sauce.
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Ahh.
So, what are we doing?
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Are we making a movie today?
[ Laughs ]
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Show business doesn't move
that quickly.
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First we have to get
the money men on board.
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We'll probably make the movie tomorrow.
Money men?
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The original producers
of "Marble Trouble."
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They won't agree to finance
the movie
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until we convince them
you're Leonard.
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Do I...eat the melon,
too?
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Leonard would eat the melon
when he wanted to ravage me.
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I won't eat the melon.
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Gentlemen, I present to you
Leonard Zane,
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back from the dead.
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I'm here, boys.
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It's finally time
to finish "Marble Problems."
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"Marble Trouble."
"Marble Mubble"?
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Junie, you're completely insane!
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And you, you two-bit shyster,
you're not Leonard.
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Hey, screw you,
you sunburnt troll!
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That's my mean, old Leonard!
It's Leonard!
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We're gonna finish the movie!
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How marvelous.
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I'll leave the business talk
to the men.
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Gentlemen,
if we're going to do this,
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I have some concerns about the
gag with the coconut cream pie.
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I feel like I've seen it.
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Make it a banana cream pie.
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That's genius!
What do we do about the fact
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that I don't look
anything like Leonard?
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And also that June
will age half a century
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from one shot to the next?
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We'll do the computers!
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That's perfect!
Man, we're cooking today!
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Wonderful job!
Congratulations!
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Oh, fantastic.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations, everyone.
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[ Francine clears throat ]
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Oh. Right. Francine.
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I thought you were just
gonna go to lunch,
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not disappear for 24 hours!
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Look, Francine, there's
a perfectly good explanation.
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Turns out
I'm the reincarnated soul
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of a dead,
long-forgotten comedy actor,
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and I'm slated to star
in the final 30 seconds
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of an old black-and-white movie
with my super-old wife.
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Your wife?
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You know how we've always said
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that one woman couldn't tame me?
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What, I never said --
Well, we were right.
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See, you are one of many wives
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I've had through
many lives that I've lived.
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But don't worry.
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You're in the top two
that I'm aware of.
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There's no such thing
as reincarnation!
256
00:10:31,578 --> 00:10:33,478
I'm taking you back
to the hotel!
257
00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:35,714
No, you're not!
Look, we haven't wanted to do
258
00:10:35,749 --> 00:10:37,683
any of the same stuff
this whole trip.
259
00:10:37,718 --> 00:10:39,951
We haven't been together
this whole trip.
260
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,688
Exactly. And we're having
the time of our lives.
261
00:10:42,723 --> 00:10:44,823
So you get to do your dumb
stuff, and I'll stay here
262
00:10:44,858 --> 00:10:46,725
and do this better stuff
with the famouses.
263
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,860
Who the hell is this, Leonard?!
264
00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:51,763
Some chippy fresh off
the train from Topeka?
265
00:10:51,799 --> 00:10:54,066
Francine, this is the wife
I was telling you about.
266
00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:56,802
Francine, Junebug.
Junebug, Francine.
267
00:10:56,837 --> 00:10:59,471
She can't be here, Leonard.
We're in pre-production.
268
00:10:59,506 --> 00:11:00,772
Beat it, babe.
It's pre-pro.
269
00:11:00,808 --> 00:11:03,542
Cast and crew only.
Who is this?
270
00:11:03,577 --> 00:11:05,444
She's a saucer of cream.
271
00:11:05,479 --> 00:11:07,913
She's got to be in the picture.
272
00:11:07,948 --> 00:11:10,615
She can take dead Gloria's part.
273
00:11:10,651 --> 00:11:13,752
[ Laughs ]
It's incandescently brilliant!
274
00:11:13,787 --> 00:11:16,054
Are you casting me?!
275
00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:18,023
No, no, no.
Yes!
276
00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:21,026
Welcome to our mad
little circus!
277
00:11:22,296 --> 00:11:23,662
Come, dear.
278
00:11:23,697 --> 00:11:25,163
I'll teach you
everything I know.
279
00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:30,669
And that's all there is
to acting.
280
00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:34,172
Dr. Brennan:
And I am Dr. Brennan,
281
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:36,608
the guardianof all bones everywhere.
282
00:11:36,643 --> 00:11:38,110
I love "Bones."
283
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:40,245
You know what I get
from watching "Bones," Steve?
284
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,681
A big, throbbing smile.
285
00:11:42,716 --> 00:11:44,850
This is inhumane!
286
00:11:44,885 --> 00:11:48,286
Shut up.
It's fake nighttime now.
287
00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:50,555
Man: "Marble Trouble."
Take one.
288
00:11:53,193 --> 00:11:54,960
Action.
289
00:11:54,995 --> 00:11:56,294
[ Camera clicking ]
290
00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:59,097
[ Doorbell rings ]
291
00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:00,532
Marble delivery.
292
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,700
[ Screeches ]
293
00:12:02,803 --> 00:12:04,002
[ Drum beating ]
294
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:10,776
Here comes Junie.
295
00:12:10,811 --> 00:12:12,210
Juice the camera.
296
00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:17,682
What's all this mess?
297
00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:19,050
[ Rim shot ]
298
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,286
Here comes the big finish.
299
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:23,121
It's been 60 years.
300
00:12:23,157 --> 00:12:25,157
Bankruptcy,
two failed marriages,
301
00:12:25,192 --> 00:12:26,992
and I buried three children,
302
00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:28,593
but none of that matters
303
00:12:28,629 --> 00:12:30,862
because we're finishing
the picture!
304
00:12:30,898 --> 00:12:32,964
[ Up-tempo jazz music plays ]
305
00:12:36,937 --> 00:12:39,171
[ Pop! ]
306
00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:42,908
Out...rageous.
307
00:12:42,943 --> 00:12:46,578
That was the big finish?
308
00:12:46,613 --> 00:12:50,715
[ Crying ] My bab-i-i-i-es!
309
00:12:52,619 --> 00:12:55,153
You know, we made
a pretty good team back there.
310
00:12:55,189 --> 00:12:56,221
We sure did.
311
00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:58,790
That's why I'm proud
to count you
312
00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:00,692
among my many, many wives.
313
00:13:00,727 --> 00:13:02,260
Okay, that's got to stop.
314
00:13:02,296 --> 00:13:04,896
We've had fun,
but it's time to go.
315
00:13:04,932 --> 00:13:06,031
You're right, honey.
316
00:13:06,066 --> 00:13:07,799
And thanks
for letting me wrap up
317
00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:09,701
Leonard's unfinished
business here.
318
00:13:09,736 --> 00:13:12,237
Now, let's head home
and wrap up our lives there.
319
00:13:12,272 --> 00:13:13,972
Am I interrupting?
320
00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:17,275
I think Leonard has something
he needs to tell you.
321
00:13:17,311 --> 00:13:18,844
[ Sighs ]
322
00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:20,946
Look, June, I have to leave.
323
00:13:20,981 --> 00:13:23,014
What?!
Is there someone else?
324
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,250
Someone...younger?
325
00:13:25,285 --> 00:13:27,319
It's complicated,
but, yes, obviously,
326
00:13:27,354 --> 00:13:28,920
if I were leaving you
for someone else,
327
00:13:28,956 --> 00:13:30,090
they'd be younger.
328
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,330
You are the oldest person
I've ever met in my life.
329
00:13:32,554 --> 00:13:34,725
Leonard,
you cold-hearted bastard!
330
00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:36,628
I love you!
331
00:13:36,663 --> 00:13:38,697
The thing is
I'm Leonard, definitely,
332
00:13:38,732 --> 00:13:40,098
but I'm also Stan.
333
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:43,268
And Stan already has
a wife -- Francine.
334
00:13:43,303 --> 00:13:46,404
Oh, God, my head is spinning,
spinning, spinning!
335
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,073
Wait!
336
00:13:48,108 --> 00:13:51,943
So you're saying if it weren't
for her, you'd stay?
337
00:13:51,979 --> 00:13:54,746
Junebug, if it weren't
for her, I'd stay.
338
00:13:54,781 --> 00:13:57,315
[ Moaning ]
339
00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:58,850
She's got a nice rack.
340
00:13:58,886 --> 00:14:01,286
I guess that's always been
my thing.
341
00:14:01,321 --> 00:14:03,922
[ Tires screech ]
342
00:14:03,957 --> 00:14:06,725
Stan!
343
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,959
Francine!
344
00:14:07,995 --> 00:14:10,028
Leave a trail of bread crumbs!
345
00:14:10,063 --> 00:14:12,664
Hopefully, there's hundreds
of loaves of bread in there,
346
00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:14,266
like in my trailer.
347
00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:19,998
Francine!
348
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,167
Francine!
349
00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:25,255
Francine?!
350
00:14:27,189 --> 00:14:28,907
Francine?!
351
00:14:32,096 --> 00:14:35,680
Fran-n-n-cine...
352
00:14:36,595 --> 00:14:37,794
[ Slurps ]
353
00:14:37,829 --> 00:14:39,529
Ahh.
354
00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:41,064
Francine!
355
00:14:41,099 --> 00:14:43,933
Maxine: Help! Help!
356
00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:45,335
What the hell?!
357
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:47,337
[ French accent ] She trapped me
358
00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:48,605
in this giant aspic!
359
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,574
[ Grunts ]
360
00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:54,920
Madame, she's gone crazy again.
361
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,506
Again?
362
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,975
Many years ago, madame
and monsieur Zane
363
00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:01,108
were making that movie --
how you say?
364
00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:03,079
Uh, "Marble Mubble"?
365
00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:03,865
That's correct.
366
00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:05,137
And he come to madame,
367
00:15:05,257 --> 00:15:08,942
and he say he fall in love
with Mademoiselle del Mar.
368
00:15:09,062 --> 00:15:11,289
Leonard fell in love
with Gloria,
369
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:12,765
the marble-delivery girl?
370
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,882
Oui. They were going to run away
together on that boat.
371
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:20,319
But madame June --
she...
372
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,922
Killed them both.
Drowned them.
373
00:15:22,957 --> 00:15:24,757
The police could never prove it.
374
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:27,226
[ Chuckles ]
Everyone in town knew the truth.
375
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:28,460
Well, if everyone knew,
376
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:30,162
why didn't anyone do
anything about it?
377
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:34,333
It was old Hollywood.
Everybody was killing everybody.
378
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:38,270
Cary grant used to butcher
three people a week.
379
00:15:38,306 --> 00:15:39,805
And now...
380
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,341
Oh, and I suppose
you're here to silence me.
381
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,810
Part of some shadowy
showbiz cover-up?
382
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:46,845
What? No.
I'm here for Maxine.
383
00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:49,515
We're lovers.
384
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,083
Here. Take my car.
385
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,852
I think you'll find your wife
at the marina.
386
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:56,088
[ Smooches ]
387
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:59,058
[ Both moaning ]
388
00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:01,694
Well, I-I better get, uh...
389
00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:02,728
get, uh...
390
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:04,363
[ Moaning continues ]
391
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,931
Get, uh...
392
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,866
Damn, Irv!
393
00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:15,140
Twist ending on that book.
Crate training is for dogs.
394
00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:17,843
Yeah, no shit, Roger!
Now let us out of here.
395
00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:19,278
Hmm.
Sounds like a girl
396
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,847
who has not learned
to respect boundaries,
397
00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:24,416
like who is the master
of the DVR.
398
00:16:24,452 --> 00:16:27,186
But, Steve, look at him.
[ Panting ]
399
00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:29,221
Oh, you want to go walkies?
400
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,791
Well, I'd have to be
a cold-blooded sociopath
401
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,294
not to put a leash on this boy
and walk him around the block.
402
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,196
Aah! Aah!
403
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:39,231
You were just pretending
to be a dog?
404
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,966
You're a sick ticket, Steve.
405
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:42,401
I was gonna take you walkies.
406
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,870
Oh, I am a dog, Roger.
407
00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:48,207
And I'm about to bury
some "Bones."
408
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,009
[ Clicking ]
409
00:16:50,044 --> 00:16:52,845
My "Bones"!
My "Bones"!
410
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,749
Oh, God!
My precious "Bones"!
411
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:59,084
[ Snoring ]
412
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,286
[ Tires squealing,
suspenseful music plays ]
413
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,127
[ Music stops ]
414
00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:09,328
Francine!
415
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,330
[ Francine screaming ]
416
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,434
Thank God you're all right.
I came as fast as I could.
417
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,903
Did you...
change your outfit?
418
00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:19,438
Uh, yeah, Francine.
419
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:23,175
We're at the yacht club,
not the old spaghetti factory.
420
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,843
I step away for one second
421
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,979
to suck gas out
of the next boat,
422
00:17:27,014 --> 00:17:30,215
and I come back to find you
trying to save her now?
423
00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:32,518
It's over, June.
Francine and I are leaving.
424
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:36,188
[ Wails ]
425
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,424
Not again!
426
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:40,159
I feel like such a fool.
427
00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:43,262
I even put on a new perfume
for you, Leonard.
428
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,898
Can you at least tell me
if you like it.
429
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:47,599
Sure.
430
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,969
Ha!
It was chloroform!
431
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:52,971
I can't believe
I have to drown Leonard
432
00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:54,840
and another one
of his whores again.
433
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,141
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
434
00:17:56,177 --> 00:17:57,443
[ Screams ]
435
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,385
Thank you for electing me
the mayor of Circuit City.
436
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,487
I will not disappoint you.
437
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,823
Stan, wake up.
438
00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:12,524
Where are we?
439
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,560
We're in the damn ocean!
440
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:15,928
Swim to the boat.
441
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:22,868
[ Laughs ]
442
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:25,304
I had to crouch down
for half an hour,
443
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:26,472
but I got you!
444
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:28,507
You're going to drown out here,
445
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,342
just like you did last time.
446
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,077
You're about to murder
two people
447
00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:33,312
who had nothing to do
448
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,047
with what happened
all those years ago.
449
00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,583
Die!
Please, don't do this.
450
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,119
You begged before, too, Leonard.
451
00:18:40,154 --> 00:18:42,154
You cuckoo bird.
I'm not Leonard!
452
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,422
What are you saying?!
453
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,157
I believed it before,
454
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,359
but now that all the fun stuff
has stopped happening,
455
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,528
I can see that we were
kidding ourselves.
456
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,964
I'm not Leonard.
And you want to know why?
457
00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:54,266
Because reincarnation
isn't real.
458
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,968
You were right, Francine.
459
00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:57,836
No. I was wrong.
460
00:18:57,872 --> 00:19:00,172
Well, then, I give up.
461
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:06,111
I don't know how to explain it,
but I remember this.
462
00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:08,347
We've been in this water before.
463
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,482
It happened just this way.
464
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:14,453
You were Leonard,
and I...was Gloria.
465
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,456
Gloria?!
Oh, great!
466
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,925
Everyone else
gets a brand-new body,
467
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,327
and I'm still grinding away
in this one.
468
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:25,497
Don't you see, Stan?
It's beautiful.
469
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:28,133
In every life,
we find each other.
470
00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:31,470
So even if we don't spend
all our time together,
471
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:35,207
we're gonna spend
all of time together.
472
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:38,644
So, we're dying,
but it's...okay?
473
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,546
There's nothing to be afraid of.
474
00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:42,080
But what about the kids?
475
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:43,315
There will be others.
476
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,616
To the next life.
477
00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:46,952
[ Music swells ]
478
00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:49,955
No! Me!
479
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,723
I want to die with Leonard!
480
00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:59,264
Oh.
Swim around her.
481
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,503
Wait! Come back!
482
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,971
Smell my wrist!
483
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,407
We can't just leave her here.
484
00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:11,109
You're right. Let me
just mess with her first.
485
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:12,778
Swim to the boat.
I love you again.
486
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,081
Oops, that's reverse.
487
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,083
[ Thuds ]
488
00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:19,351
She was an old woman.
489
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,520
She probably died
before we hit her.
490
00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:26,358
That was quick thinking
back there --
491
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,393
pretending to remember
a past life.
492
00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:32,097
I-I wasn't pretending,
Stan.
493
00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:36,867
You fruitcake.
494
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:47,756
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