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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:17,559 ♪ Love, exciting and new ♪ 2 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,520 ♪ come aboard ♪ 3 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:26,317 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 4 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:29,028 ♪ and love ♪ 5 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,533 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 6 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,369 ♪ let it flow ♪ 7 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:42,667 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 8 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,503 ♪ the love boat ♪ 9 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:50,258 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 10 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,553 ♪ the love boat ♪ 11 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:58,558 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 12 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:01,227 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 13 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:05,565 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 14 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,028 ♪ and love ♪ 15 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,907 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 16 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,786 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 17 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,874 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 18 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:27,128 ♪ it's love ♪ 19 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:34,135 ♪ welcome aboard it's love ♪ 20 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,294 Mm-hmm! 21 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,421 Some snazzy ship, huh? 22 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,465 Yes, mother. 23 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,465 [Chuckles] 24 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:18,471 And, oh... yes, yes. Great hunting grounds. 25 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,098 Oh, mother, come on! 26 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,100 Honey, there are bound to be 27 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,602 tons of eligible young men on board for you. 28 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,188 Shh! 29 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,188 And if one of them 30 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,732 happens to turn out filthy rich... 31 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,360 I won't complain. 32 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,238 Doc! 33 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,074 Mike! [Laughs] Good to see you, man. 34 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:40,243 Or should I say Dr. Lucas? 35 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,871 Captain stubing, I'd like you to meet Mike Lucas, 36 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,998 who just happens to be a terrific doctor. 37 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,916 Nice to meet you, Mike. 38 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,916 How do you do, captain? 39 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,503 I'd like you to meet the lady I'm going to marry, Tracy cotts. 40 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,173 -Hi. -Tracy, what a pleasure. 41 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,676 It's nice to finally meet the man who made Mike a doctor. 42 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,888 Mike is from my hometown, cedar flats. 43 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:03,433 I was chairman of the committee there that paid for his medical education. 44 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:06,477 Oh, I never heard of a town doing that before. 45 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,605 Well, cedar flats isn't very big. 46 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,441 That was the only way they could get a doctor. Train their own. 47 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,943 And it was a pretty good deal for Mike, too. 48 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,571 Oh, you're a lucky man. I guess congratulations are in order. 49 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,698 Thank you, captain. 50 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,698 Now, what are your plans? 51 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:22,035 A cruise, a wedding, and then on to cedar flats to hang up your shingle? 52 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,454 Well... Something like that. 53 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,456 Now, see here, young man, if you're planning 54 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,125 to live together in cedar flats without a marriage license, 55 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,377 you're asking for a tar and feather ambush. 56 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:35,423 Right. Look, doc, I think we'll get settled in the cabin. 57 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:37,675 We'll see you later, okay? Nice to meet you, captain. 58 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,136 Nice meeting you. Enjoy the cruise. 59 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,136 Thank you. 60 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,391 There's a young man with a bright future. 61 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,645 Mike should be sitting on top of the world. 62 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,397 So why do I get the feeling he isn't? 63 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,652 Hey! Hey, Johnny! 64 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,363 I think you better put turn signals on that thing. 65 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,281 I'm sorry, Julie... 66 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:04,077 But I have just been struck by lightning. 67 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,164 [Mother hums appreciatively] 68 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:10,208 Huh? 69 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,294 Oh, I see. Well, be careful. 70 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:17,507 I think next to that lightning, I see a thundercloud. 71 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:20,843 Ah. 72 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,430 Well, there's another possibility for you. 73 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,141 Mother, I'll pick out my own dates, thank you. 74 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,726 That is a laugh. 75 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,229 Remember, it's just as easy 76 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:33,356 to fall in love with a rich man, okay? 77 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,485 Ohh! 78 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:41,114 It looks like fort Knox just walked on the boat. 79 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:43,491 See those clothes? The shirt? The tie? 80 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:46,244 That's money. M-o-n-e-y. 81 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,538 Now, that's the kind of man I want for my daughter. 82 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,333 What do I need him for? Why don't I just marry his suit? 83 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:06,806 [Clears throat] 84 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,850 Excuse me, sir. I'm the ship's valet, 85 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,893 and I'd be glad to hang those up for you. 86 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,230 Oh, thank you. But be very careful. They're custom-tailored. 87 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:17,984 No problem. I'll treat them like they were my very own. 88 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,987 Better than that, I would hope. 89 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,119 Oh, hello. 90 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,497 One perfect blossom for one perfectly lovely lady. 91 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:35,418 Gee, thanks. 92 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:35,418 Debbins. Jesse debbins. 93 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,878 Welcome aboard, Mr. Debbins. 94 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,880 I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director. 95 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,257 This is burl Smith, our assistant purser. 96 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:43,176 And this is Vicki, our captain's daughter. 97 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,636 Welcome aboard. 98 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,636 [Jesse] Greetings to one and all. 99 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,055 What are you doing here? 100 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,599 Isaac. 101 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,353 Looks like my nephew is less than glad to see me. 102 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,438 Nephew? 103 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,481 Nephew? 104 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,481 Nephew? 105 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,774 I may be his nephew, 106 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,567 but he's not in the family. Not anymore. 107 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,861 Please excuse my nephew's behavior, sir. 108 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,614 It seems that my past is somewhat checkered. 109 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:08,576 But I've changed, Isaac, and I hope you'll give me a chance to show you. 110 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,036 Uncle Jesse. 111 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:17,960 Sometime soon. Right now, I can't help noticing this fine, young woman 112 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,879 waiting so patiently behind me. 113 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,340 I just wanted to know where my cabin was. 114 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:23,883 Oh, please, allow me. 115 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,970 Ah, aleta Daniels. Fiesta deck 212. 116 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,139 Julie, is that anywhere near my cabin? 117 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,642 [Julie] Oh, no, sir. 118 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,642 Good. 119 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,103 The further our cabins are apart, the better. 120 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,313 My doctor told me to get plenty of exercise. 121 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:38,898 [Laughs] 122 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,109 Huh. 123 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,360 Do you mind? 124 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,070 Thank you. 125 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:49,700 One perfect blossom for one perfectly lovely lady. 126 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,369 [Aleta] Thank you, Mr... 127 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,955 Debbins. Jesse debbins. 128 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:56,040 Okay. Hmm. 129 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,128 [Chuckles] Oh, well. Easy come, easy go. 130 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,046 That man just ain't no good. 131 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,840 Well, if you want to tell him personally, 132 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,008 he's staying in the presidential suite. 133 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,762 Well, that's appropriate, since he's been in prison under five presidents. 134 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,099 [Ship horn blowing] 135 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,769 [Cheering, chatter] 136 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,331 [Knock at door] 137 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,331 Come in. 138 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,085 Captain stubing? 139 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,085 Yes. 140 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,796 I'm Don gray, United States treasury. 141 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,464 I believe you were expecting me? 142 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,384 Oh, yes. Somehow, Mr. Gray, 143 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,970 you don't fit my image of what treasury agents look like. 144 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,723 Really? And what do treasury agents look like? 145 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,643 Oh, you know, like sour-faced men in baggy suits. 146 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,937 Oh, no, that's the FBI. 147 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,064 [Chuckles] Please, have a seat. 148 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,316 Thank you. 149 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,611 Your cable wasn't specific. 150 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:09,655 Uh, can you tell me the nature of your assignment? 151 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,742 Of course. The secret service has received a tip 152 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,452 that a large sum of counterfeit money 153 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,412 will be smuggled aboard this ship in Ensenada. 154 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:19,040 Unfortunately, we don't know how or by whom. 155 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:23,044 I see. And what can my crew and I do to assist you? 156 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:25,379 -Nothing. -Nothing? 157 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,381 Captain, we're up against pros here. 158 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,425 I can't risk having my cover blown. 159 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,844 Just let me circulate around the ship as a normal passenger. 160 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:35,431 If you should see something suspicious, let me know. 161 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:38,059 You mean... by code? 162 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,436 No. I mean by phone. 163 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,988 Hello? This is Jay bostwick... 164 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,533 In the aloha suite. 165 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:58,120 Yes, I've been calling the valet shop, but nobody answers. 166 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,873 They sent me up the wrong clothes. 167 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:05,169 Why, yes, of course I am sure they are the wrong clothes. 168 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,963 If these are my clothes, 169 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,840 then I have grown two feet since I boarded. 170 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:15,304 Yes. There was a pair of brown slacks, 171 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,766 immaculately tailored, Scottish woolen, 172 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:21,310 and a white cashmere blazer 173 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,313 with initialed gold buttons. 174 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,399 [Sighs] 175 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,985 Beautiful day, isn't it? 176 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,112 Johnny? 177 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,112 Shh! 178 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,863 What's with the clothes? Aren't you working? 179 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:35,074 Look, I'll get my work done, I promise, 180 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,159 but I've got to meet her. 181 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,159 Who? 182 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,662 The girl from the lobby. 183 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,749 Oh, but Johnny, i-- 184 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,749 shh! 185 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,042 It's not Johnny. 186 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,128 [Clears throat] It's Jonathan. 187 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,216 Jonathan? 188 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:59,015 Oh, look, look, look, look. 189 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,768 Oh, mother, please! 190 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,021 Honey, that jacket. That's big bucks. 191 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,106 Hello! Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! 192 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:10,568 Yes. Yes, you. [Laughs flirtatiously] 193 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,535 Hello, ladies. Ripping morning. 194 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:23,039 Oh, yes, isn't it? 195 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:23,039 I'm Jonathan gilmore. 196 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,876 Oh, hello. Ann Marshall. My daughter Suzanne. 197 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,002 Call her Suzie. 198 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:30,254 Well, hello, Suzie. 199 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,380 Hello. 200 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,009 So, tell me, are you enjoying the cruise? 201 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:38,679 Well, we're having a marvelous time now. [Laughs] 202 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,557 Aren't we, Suzie? 203 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,557 Hmm? Marvelous. 204 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,603 Well, you see, this is our first cruise. 205 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,603 Really? 206 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:49,023 Oh, but I can tell it's not your first... Crossing. 207 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,067 [Chuckles] Hardly. 208 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:54,487 As a matter of fact, you might say I practically live on this ship. 209 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,572 Oh, you do? Well... 210 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,909 I bet you have the most beautiful smile, if you'd use it. 211 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,952 [Ann] It should be a beautiful smile. 212 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,621 Those teeth cost me an arm and a leg. 213 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:06,415 -She wore braces until she was 17. -Mother! 214 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,626 I did, too. The full job. 215 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:12,380 I had enough track to stretch from New York to San Francisco. 216 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,423 I thought I would never, ever get a date. 217 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,884 Really? You did, too? 218 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,884 Oh, you bet. 219 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,345 But in your case, it was obviously worth it. 220 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,679 Thank you. 221 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,599 Say, how about joining us for dinner tonight? 222 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:27,728 Uh... 223 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:27,728 Would you... please? 224 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,398 I'll be there. You can count on it. 225 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,358 [Laughs] 226 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,652 [Ann] That's just marvelous! 227 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,450 [Laughs nervously] 228 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,203 Uh... if you'll excuse me, 229 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,289 I have a very pressing engagement. 230 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,843 Well, I'm glad I took you on this tour. 231 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,220 There's lots of things on the ship I've never seen before. 232 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,932 [Laughs] It was great, doc, thanks. Wasn't it, honey? 233 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,892 Oh, yeah. It was really, really nice. 234 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,352 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. 235 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,104 I'll see you at dinner. 236 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,104 Okay. 237 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,113 I thought you were going to tell him. 238 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,449 I will, Tracy, I will. 239 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,449 Oh, yeah. 240 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,534 Well, I can't just blurt it out. 241 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,287 "Gee, doc, thanks for putting me through medical school, but I changed my mind. 242 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,998 I'd rather practice medicine in New York than cedar flats." 243 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,125 He'll understand. He's gonna know 244 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,377 you'll make more in one year in daddy's hospital 245 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,963 than you would in ten years in that small town of yours. 246 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,841 Honey, you don't have to convince me. 247 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:43,179 Well... then will you please tell him and get it over with? 248 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,848 Just give me a little more time. 249 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,019 Hey, I understand your feelings. 250 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:54,273 After all, how can anybody live in a town that doesn't have a Gucci's? 251 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,775 Are you making fun of me? 252 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,195 I'd rather make fun with you. 253 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,654 Ohh. 254 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,911 Hi, gopher. 255 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,911 Hi, Jesse. 256 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,537 What's happening, Isaac? 257 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,372 Well, right now, nothing much. 258 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,541 In the past three years since we've heard from you, plenty. 259 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,377 -Can we talk about it? -I'm kinda busy. 260 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,297 That's cool. I'll just have a refill, then. 261 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:20,799 Okay. 262 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,137 Only tomato juice. I haven't had a drink in three years. 263 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,974 Three years? 264 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,146 -Thanks a lot, Isaac. -Uncle Jesse... 265 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,359 Um... I'm gonna be at the pirate's cove 266 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,152 a little later if you want to drop by. 267 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,737 I'll do that. 268 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,615 Gopher. 269 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,615 Bye, Jesse. 270 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,379 [Playing upbeat tune] 271 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,219 [Laughter] 272 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,096 All right! 273 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,849 "Basin street blues." Do you know that one? 274 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,059 [Chattering] 275 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,894 No, how about "ain't misbehaving"? 276 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,438 No, no, no. Now it's my turn to make a request. 277 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,108 I'd like you all to join me in an old favorite. 278 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,693 [Starts playing] 279 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:25,155 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 280 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,534 ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ 281 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:32,746 ♪ happy birthday dear... ♪ 282 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:32,746 [Jesse] ♪ Isaac ♪ 283 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:37,835 ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ 284 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,004 [Cheering] 285 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,180 Uncle Jesse, what are you doing? 286 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,309 You're... three months early for my birthday. 287 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,562 Isaac, for this birthday, I'm 15 years late. 288 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,316 Happy birthday, my man. 289 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,033 Oh, wow! High-tops. 290 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:12,620 You think it's too late to try out for your eighth-grade basketball team? 291 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,456 Uncle Jesse, why are you doing this? 292 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,832 How come, after all these years, 293 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,667 you're interested in being my uncle again? 294 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,337 Well, Isaac... A couple of months ago, 295 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,256 i finally won some serious money in Vegas. 296 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,842 And I realized for the first time in my life 297 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:31,096 that I had something to give and no one to give it to. 298 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,850 So now I'm gambling that you'll let me back into the family. 299 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,645 I know the odds aren't exactly in my favor. 300 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,023 Well, happy birthday, anyway, Isaac. 301 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,655 Your uncle, huh? 302 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,116 Yeah. 303 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,371 Isaac, you know, your uncle really does love you. 304 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:59,041 Do you know he can still recite all your little league batting averages? 305 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,502 Are you kidding? I can't even do that. 306 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,630 Listen, um, would you like to go to Ensenada with us? 307 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,800 Jesse wanted to ask you, but he was afraid you'd say no. 308 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,386 Oh, thanks, but I have to stay on board. 309 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,638 Besides, it takes a little time 310 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,848 getting used to an uncle you never knew you had. 311 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,225 Yeah. 312 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,234 [Gopher, over pa] Passengers wishing to take the nightclub tour in Ensenada, 313 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,613 please make arrangements in the purser's lobby after dinner. 314 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,574 Yes, it's gone. 315 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,869 Not my underwear. 316 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:39,915 My tuxedo! Where is my tuxedo? 317 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,257 Johnny, what are you doing here? 318 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,257 I'm off duty. 319 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,759 But you're not supposed to be in the dining room. You know that. 320 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,095 Julie, please. Just this once, okay? 321 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,596 I'll do your cleaning for a month. 322 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,558 Never mind about that. Just don't get caught. 323 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,352 Where did the tuxedo come from? 324 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,688 Oh. Ah, well... 325 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,648 First, there's a boy silkworm, 326 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,734 and then there's a girl silkworm... 327 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,655 Later. 328 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,455 Good evening, ladies. You both look exquisite. 329 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,249 [Clears throat] Well, that makes three of us. 330 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,753 You two are in for a treat. The food here is sensational. 331 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,255 Good, because I'm starved. 332 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,591 [Laughs] Starved? 333 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,217 She eats like a bird. 334 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,303 A bird of paradise, obviously. 335 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:38,098 [Ann] Oh, Suzie, I like that man. 336 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,810 I like the way he dresses. I like the way he talks. 337 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,979 Tell you what, Jonathan. 338 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:46,899 If you'd like to be alone with Suzie after dinner, 339 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,317 I won't object. 340 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,240 [Fork dings against glass] 341 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:57,493 To Dr. Lucas. 342 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:03,165 Who I know will make me proud to be a member of the profession. 343 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,877 Mike has something he wants to say to you. 344 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,964 Well, go ahead. Dr. Bricker will understand. 345 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,508 Understand what? 346 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,136 Doc, I may as well tell you. 347 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,514 I've changed my mind. 348 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,933 I'm not going back to cedar flats after all. 349 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,267 What? 350 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,353 [Mike] Tracy's father is Dr. Benjamin cotts. 351 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,605 He has a hospital with a great reputation. 352 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,106 He wants me to work with him. 353 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,442 Oh. 354 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,028 -Where is the hospital? -It's in New York. 355 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:37,407 [Laughs] It's a big city. Where exactly in New York? 356 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,159 On park Avenue. 357 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,247 Well, it'll be good for Mike to work under daddy. 358 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:47,376 He's really inspiring. You'll see for yourself. 359 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,545 His yacht's meeting us in acapulco. 360 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,797 I assume it's a hospital ship? 361 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,176 I suggest a toast. 362 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:02,975 To park Avenue's newest and finest doctor. 363 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,577 Gopher, could I talk to you for a minute? 364 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,744 Sure. What's the matter? 365 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,413 It's about my uncle Jesse. 366 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,665 He says he's changed. 367 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,501 He acts like he's changed. And I want to believe he's changed. 368 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,795 But I just don't know if I can trust him. 369 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,256 Well, speaking professionally, 370 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,092 it's awfully hard not to trust a guy that pays cash for everything. 371 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:40,596 My uncle is not running a tab? 372 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:40,596 Mm-mm. 373 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,556 That is a change. 374 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,351 Hey, you two. How was Ensenada? 375 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,769 [Laughs] 376 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,980 It was all right. It was all right. It was hip. 377 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,441 It was sort of like Oakland with donkeys. 378 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,320 He loved it. 379 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,320 Yeah, I did. Listen, Isaac, aleta and I 380 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,906 were thinking of throwing a little fiesta party tomorrow night, 381 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,782 and we were wondering if you could join us. 382 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,243 I'll do better than that. I'll set it up for you. 383 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,786 Wonderful! 384 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,122 How come the uptown treatment all of a sudden, buddy? 385 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,790 Well, I've been thinking, uncle Jesse. 386 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,169 I haven't been treating you fairly, and... I'm sorry. 387 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,588 Well, I'm sorry for the way I was, too. 388 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,382 Look, Isaac, as long as we're forgiving and forgetting, 389 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,135 -think you could do me a small favor? -You name it. 390 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:23,430 Well, after we drop this stuff off in our cabins, 391 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,724 aleta and I are going to get dangerous in the disco. 392 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,643 Hey! 393 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,643 [Laughter] 394 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,854 And I was wondering if you could set up a little champagne for two? 395 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:35,525 You know, something conducive to a little post-boogie familiarity. 396 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,612 You got it. How about if I deliver it around midnight? 397 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,988 Perfect. Okay... 398 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,658 No, no, no, no, no. This party's on me. 399 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,286 Whoa! All right. 400 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,286 Thanks, Isaac. 401 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,746 All right. 402 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,499 Yeah. 403 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,217 Mind if I join you? 404 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,219 I'm surprised you'd want to. 405 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,472 Yeah, that was quite a bomb you dropped at dinner, Mike. 406 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:10,352 Doc, I'll pay the town back every penny they spent on me, I promise. 407 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,229 They'd rather have a doctor. 408 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,689 I'm sorry. 409 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,192 Look, when I agreed to set up practice in cedar flats, 410 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,695 I'd never been more than 100 miles away from home. 411 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,405 Now I have. 412 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,534 [Sighs] If you think I'm a louse, I guess I can't blame you. 413 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,619 I don't think anything like that, Mike. 414 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,247 You're one of the most decent people I know. 415 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:35,210 You've just got your priorities screwed up. That's all. 416 00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:39,756 Good night, Mike. 417 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,508 Good night, doc. 418 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,307 Wait a minute. Crew's quarters? 419 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,852 Jonathan, your cabin is awfully far below decks, isn't it? 420 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:56,189 Yes. Well, you see, the trip was a last-minute decision, 421 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,859 and I just had to take whatever was available. 422 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,247 [Sighs] Incredible. 423 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,124 Yeah, well, uh... 424 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,752 I don't mind telling you, I'm impressed. 425 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,754 You're impressed? 426 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,672 Well, it takes an awfully big man 427 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,050 to put up with such a dreadful cabin. 428 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,762 [Chuckles] You know, you're right. 429 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:31,099 I've got safe deposit boxes that are bigger than this. 430 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,726 Ow! 431 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:35,353 Oh, you poor baby! 432 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,939 Oh, here, let me kiss it for you. 433 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,111 Then again, there is something to be said for a small room. 434 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,572 It does bring people closer together. 435 00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:02,047 You know, this cabin seems to be getting smaller and smaller. 436 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:16,061 You're awfully quiet. 437 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,815 Oh, I was just thinking about when I was a kid. 438 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:22,609 You know, I used to think cedar flats 439 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,736 was the greatest little town in the world. 440 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,239 Honey, you sound like a highway billboard. 441 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,492 [Sighs] Maybe we ought to reconsider. 442 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,411 Cedar flats has a lot going for it, when you think about it. 443 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,872 It's a great place to live and raise a family. 444 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,667 When I think about cedar flats, I fall asleep. 445 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,460 Oh, come on, be serious. 446 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:44,297 Okay. Serious is that there is no way 447 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,841 i am gonna live out in the boonies. 448 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,218 Tracy, I gave them my word. 449 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,470 Darling, I understand how you feel. 450 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:55,684 But if cedar flats is that great, they'll find another doctor. 451 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,770 Now... I don't ever want to hear 452 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:03,442 about your hometown again. Okay? 453 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:11,366 Hometown? What hometown? 454 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,301 [Phone rings] 455 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,554 Hello? 456 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,682 Hello, Isaac? Jesse. 457 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,682 Oh, hello, uncle Jesse. 458 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:38,101 I'm just calling to make sure you got everything ready. 459 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,187 Everything's all set. 460 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,187 Good. 461 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,480 Cause we're getting ready to boogie on back. 462 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,774 Don't worry. I'll be out of here, okay? 463 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:48,862 Thanks a lot, Isaac. 464 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:48,862 No problem, uncle Jesse. Bye-bye. 465 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:46,962 [Knock at door] 466 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:48,129 Come in. 467 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,300 Merrill, have you got a minute? 468 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,300 Of course, Adam. 469 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:58,848 Merrill, I'd like to request some time off. 470 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,892 Oh. Well, how long? 471 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,978 Two, three weeks? You've certainly earned it. 472 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,398 No, I was thinking more like a leave of absence, six months. 473 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:09,401 Perhaps longer. 474 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:09,401 Adam... 475 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,653 What's wrong? 476 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,908 Mike is not going back to practice in cedar flats. 477 00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:20,996 And since I'm responsible for the town sending him through medical school, 478 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,039 I feel it's my duty to take his place, 479 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,333 at least until they can find a permanent doctor. 480 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,960 That's a very generous impulse. 481 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,671 Don't you think you should give it a bit more thought? 482 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,798 I've given it a lot of thought. 483 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,925 I know the situation in cedar flats. 484 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,760 They are... Desperate. 485 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:39,973 Well... I can't guarantee that the line will keep your job open. 486 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,474 You've got a lot to lose. 487 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,893 People back home have a lot more to lose. 488 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,895 Can't you get Mike to reconsider? 489 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,274 He's made up his mind. 490 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,110 Or... she's made up his mind. 491 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,739 [Sighs] Well... What can I say? 492 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:59,534 When we get back to San Pedro... 493 00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:01,453 Leave of absence granted. 494 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:05,623 I appreciate it. 495 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:07,709 Adam... 496 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,925 I hate the thought of losing you. 497 00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:19,554 Cedar flats will be getting one heck of a doctor. 498 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,818 Oh, here you are. 499 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,278 Well, tell me. 500 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,657 How was the date last night? 501 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,657 It was very nice. 502 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,744 Very nice? [Scoffs] 503 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,413 Very nice is not very much of a description, darling. 504 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,249 Could you give me just a few more details? 505 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,795 Okay, Jonathan and I took a stroll on the deck. 506 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:55,423 Ah, well, that's a nice beginning. And? 507 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,510 And we looked at the moon and the stars. 508 00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:02,222 Uh-huh. The moon and the stars. That's nice. 509 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,390 And? 510 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,725 And then we went back to his cabin. 511 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,852 [Giggles] 512 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,852 His cabin. 513 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,439 And? 514 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,439 You know, mom, you're right. 515 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,442 It is just as easy to fall in love with a rich man. 516 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,444 Oh! We've got him hooked. 517 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,739 Oh, can I pick 'em or can I pick 'em? 518 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,243 Oh, honey! 519 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,243 My dress is ruined! 520 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,828 Pay it no mind, darling. 521 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:27,956 As soon as you marry a rich man like Jonathan, 522 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,542 you spill something on a dress, you just throw it away. 523 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,293 Oh, Suzie, I saw what happened. 524 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,962 Listen, why don't you go see the valet? 525 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,797 I'm sure he can fix you up in a jiffy. 526 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,758 Thanks, Julie. 527 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,758 That is a great idea. 528 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:44,722 Oh! I'm sorry, Johnny. 529 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,480 Good morning. 530 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,480 Good morning. 531 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,399 Uncle Jesse, I need to talk to you alone. 532 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,193 Yeah. Sure. 533 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,193 Please excuse us, aleta. 534 00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:12,709 I was, um, up all night wondering where that money came from. 535 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,919 What money? 536 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,919 The money in the piñata. 537 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:19,090 Oh, that. Well, I was the one millionth customer at piñata city. 538 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,968 I want the truth. 539 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,968 No, you don't. 540 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:24,345 You're gonna hate the truth. 541 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,181 Please tell me. 542 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,558 It's counterfeit. 543 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,685 You're passing bad money? 544 00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:33,938 Not passing, delivering. And once I make this little delivery, 545 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,274 my, uh, clients are going to pay me a fortune. 546 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,193 They're already springing for this cruise. 547 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,028 You know, I was beginning to think 548 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:42,280 that you came on board just to see me. 549 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:44,699 I did! I picked this ship, didn't I? 550 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:47,327 Look, Isaac, I swear, after this little deal, 551 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,704 no more scams and no more lying. 552 00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:51,873 I can finally make something of myself. 553 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,958 If you want to make something of yourself, 554 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,879 turn in the money now and start your life all over. 555 00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:01,341 And do what? Take some nothing job like tending bar? 556 00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:05,762 I'm sorry, Isaac. I didn't mean that. 557 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:10,058 Uncle Jesse, please... Turn in the money. 558 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:13,019 -Oh, I can't do it, man. -Then I will. 559 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:14,562 Wait a minute, Isaac. 560 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,814 I thought you said I was a member of the family again. 561 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,816 Well, I thought you were, too. 562 00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:25,240 All right. I'll do it. 563 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:28,076 But look, let's wait until after the party tonight. 564 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:30,411 That way, aleta won't have to know anything about it. 565 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,580 Do you expect me to trust you again? 566 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:36,918 Oh, come on, Isaac, just-- just one more time. 567 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:41,631 Okay. But right after the party. 568 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:45,468 Thanks a lot, Isaac. I knew I could count on you. 569 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,861 Oh, excuse me. You up there. We have a bit of an emergency. 570 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,656 Do you think you could help us? 571 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,656 Of course, ma'am. 572 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,661 [Laughs nervously] 573 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,080 Hi. 574 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,957 Jonathan? What are you... 575 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,333 Well, you see, 576 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,460 um, the valet wasn't here, 577 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,839 so I thought I would just look for my own clothes. 578 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,803 Oh, I just borrowed this jacket. 579 00:31:28,886 --> 00:31:30,638 It was kind of chilly in here. 580 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:32,390 He's a valet. 581 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:35,518 He's nothing but a valet. 582 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:38,646 A four-flushing valet! Come on. Let's get out of here. 583 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,315 No, Suzie, wait. 584 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,860 Why did you lie to me? 585 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,860 Come on! 586 00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:47,739 Honey, come back. I was gonna tell you. 587 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:53,995 Right after the wedding. 588 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:03,171 If you're gonna be such a pill, I may not invite you on the honeymoon. 589 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:06,841 I'm sorry. I'll get over it, I promise. 590 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,926 Excuse me. 591 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,429 May I have a word with the both of you? 592 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:12,805 Oh, sure, captain. 593 00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:16,100 I'm breaking a confidence, 594 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,144 but I feel there's something you should know. 595 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,562 About what? 596 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,397 Dr. Bricker's leaving the ship. 597 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,443 He's going back to cedar flats to take your place. 598 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:27,779 He is? 599 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:27,779 Yes, and we'll miss him. 600 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,157 Adam bricker's more than just another fellow worker. 601 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,909 He's my very close friend. 602 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,204 I just thought you should know. 603 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,497 Thanks, captain. 604 00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,335 Well, that takes care of your problem. 605 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,381 They're getting a doctor after all. Now do you feel better? 606 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:48,883 Better? I feel rotten. 607 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,427 I can't let doc do that. 608 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,889 I'm the one that should be going back there. 609 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,725 And that's exactly what I'm going to do. 610 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,437 You mean you're changing your mind? 611 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,564 I never should've changed it in the first place. 612 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,734 Now, look, Tracy. I love you, 613 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,820 and there's almost nothing I wouldn't do 614 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,655 to spend the rest of my life with you. 615 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:13,908 But cedar flats is my home, and I'm going back there. 616 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:15,243 What can I say? 617 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:19,914 Say you love me and that you'll give it a try. 618 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,041 I'm sorry, Mike. 619 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:27,296 Cedar flats might be your home, but it's not going to be mine. 620 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:34,429 Counterfeit? Oh, terrific. Great. 621 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:36,097 Uncle Jesse swears he's not passing it. 622 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,683 And you believe him? 623 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,683 I don't know. I want to. 624 00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:42,145 Isaac, Isaac, listen, you have got to tell the captain. You have to. 625 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:45,273 But uncle Jesse promised that he'd turn the money in after the party. 626 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,941 And MacArthur promised he'd return. 627 00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:48,401 Well, he did! 628 00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:48,401 He did? 629 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,528 Yeah. 630 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,528 Well, I was never any good at history. 631 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:53,406 Listen, Jesse has committed a felony. 632 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:56,451 And when he told you, he made you an accomplice to that felony. 633 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:59,454 And when you told me, you made me an accomplice to the accomplice. 634 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:00,997 Now, you can't just turn the money in. 635 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,249 You have to turn him in, for all of our sakes! 636 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:06,085 I can't do that. The man is my uncle. 637 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,337 He's not my uncle. 638 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,970 Captain stubing? Sir, it's gopher. 639 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,970 [Whispers] No! 640 00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:18,806 Sir, could Isaac and I come up and speak to you? 641 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,641 Yes, it's important, sir. 642 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,647 [Laughs] 643 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,108 If you found the last story amusing, 644 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,235 you will just love this one. 645 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:34,363 I had spent a small fortune 646 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:38,826 on personally engraved, solid gold golf tees. 647 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,912 And guess what happened? 648 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:44,540 They misspelled my name. [Laughs] 649 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,210 How droll. 650 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,797 Now, what is so important? 651 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,924 Well, sir... 652 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,010 It's my uncle Jesse. 653 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,346 Yes? 654 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,058 Uh... he... 655 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,852 Bought a piñata. 656 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,604 And? 657 00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:08,022 And... 658 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:09,982 He-- 659 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:15,571 he left it in his room. 660 00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:17,573 Go on. 661 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:19,534 Well, uh... 662 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,452 I, uh... 663 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,997 Found it. 664 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:26,999 I see. 665 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:30,211 And after you found it, what did you do? 666 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,587 Well... 667 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:35,716 I told gopher. 668 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,345 And Mr. Smith, what did you do? 669 00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:42,431 I told him to tell you. 670 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,225 Now, um... 671 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,394 Let me make sure I understand this. 672 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,313 Your uncle Jesse bought a piñata. 673 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,357 Yes, sir. 674 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,357 Left it in his room. 675 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:57,113 You found it. You told gopher, and gopher told you to tell me. 676 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,703 Well, gentlemen, I can't thank you enough 677 00:36:03,786 --> 00:36:05,454 for bringing this to my attention. 678 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,498 Thank you, sir. 679 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,498 Thank you, sir. 680 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,388 What did you make of that? 681 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,683 Well, I can't say it's the best lead I've ever had. 682 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,810 But I have been watching Mr. Debbins, 683 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:31,147 and with your permission, I would like to search his room. 684 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:34,108 That can be arranged. 685 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,034 [Gopher, over pa] Good evening. The ship will remain in acapulco 686 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,452 until 12:00 midnight. 687 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,495 [Funky music plays] 688 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:20,655 Tracy! 689 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,531 Daddy! 690 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:25,910 [Chuckles] 691 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:25,910 Mm. 692 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,996 You look as lovely as ever. 693 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,996 Oh. 694 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,082 Now, where's that young doctor of yours, hmm? 695 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:34,210 He's... around. Come here. Sit down. 696 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:40,091 So... did you have a good trip to acapulco? 697 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:41,425 Oh, very nice, very nice. 698 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,344 Do you have room for one more? 699 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:45,096 Why, what's wrong? 700 00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:50,059 Mike and I have split. He wants to practice medicine back home. 701 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:53,562 In that little tank town he comes from? Mud flats? 702 00:37:54,271 --> 00:37:56,273 -Cedar flats. -Whatever. 703 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,526 Listen, baby, don't worry. 704 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,612 I'll knock some sense into his head, believe me. 705 00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:04,407 Well, speak of the devil. 706 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:09,578 Hello, Dr. Cotts. 707 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:09,578 Mike. 708 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:12,331 Tracy. 709 00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:16,210 Honey, I've been miserable. I don't want to lose you. 710 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:18,921 Won't you think it over? 711 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,549 Young man, what kind of a damn fool career choice 712 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:24,343 are you making, moving back to that hick town of yours? 713 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,012 Please, sir, you have to understand. 714 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,555 There are sick people there 715 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,724 that have to drive hours to get to a doctor. 716 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,267 There are sick people everywhere. 717 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:33,060 The smart thing to do is to hang up your shingle 718 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,895 where sick people can afford to get well. 719 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,815 Sir, I'm sure you don't mean that. 720 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,815 I most certainly do. 721 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:40,359 How are those country bumpkins gonna pay you, anyway? 722 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,070 With a Turkey and a couple of jars of preserves? 723 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,070 Daddy! 724 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,406 If that's all they can afford, that'll be fine. 725 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,451 Son, you have a lot to learn about being a doctor. 726 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,871 There's no point in going on with this. 727 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:54,957 I'm sorry. 728 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:56,834 I really am. 729 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,133 You could've convinced him, daddy. 730 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,260 But all you talked about was money. 731 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,138 And in the years to come, that's all he'll talk about, too. Money. 732 00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,890 How little of it he has. 733 00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:13,517 Aren't you glad we brought this whole thing out into the open 734 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:15,102 before you got married? 735 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,022 Well, I have to get back to the yacht. Are you coming? 736 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,192 I don't think so, daddy. 737 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,444 Suddenly life in a small town 738 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,780 sounds a whole lot more appealing. 739 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,622 Dr. Cotts, I presume. 740 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,499 You must be Dr. Bricker. 741 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:39,960 I-- I hope I laid it on thick enough for you. 742 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,004 It was an award-winning performance. 743 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,547 And I want to thank you for it. 744 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,132 I want to thank you for calling 745 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,467 and telling me what was happening. 746 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:47,760 I love that daughter of mine, 747 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,053 and I don't want her to lose Mike. 748 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:50,554 He's a terrific young man. 749 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:53,265 Idealistic. Just as I was when I was his age. 750 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:55,351 You haven't just helped Tracy and Mike. 751 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:57,478 You've helped make a whole town healthy. 752 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:01,190 Ah, I just did that because I didn't want him to end up on park Avenue. 753 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,984 I don't need the competition. 754 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,782 [Funky music playing] 755 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,913 [Music stops, applause] 756 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:20,668 It's getting late. Still think your uncle's gonna turn that money in? 757 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,753 Yeah. 758 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,591 Oh, what do I know? I still believe in the easter bunny. 759 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,146 Isaac, when you promised to help Jesse 760 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,106 arrange a super party, you weren't kidding! 761 00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,191 I always try to keep my promises. 762 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:47,611 Uh, Jesse, how about going for a little stroll? 763 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:48,946 All right. 764 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:54,368 Just a minute, Mr. Debbins. Does this belong to you? 765 00:40:54,451 --> 00:40:55,953 This is the one I couldn't find. 766 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:57,538 Yeah, what are you doing with it? 767 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,457 Don gray, United States treasury department. 768 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,835 I found this in the bottom of your closet. 769 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:04,753 -Uncle Jesse-- -wait a minute. 770 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,631 Just because you found that in my cabin doesn't mean it belongs to me. 771 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:10,801 Then you won't mind if I look inside. 772 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:10,801 No, I don't-- 773 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:19,977 Let's go. You're staying under lock and key for the night. 774 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,604 Captain. 775 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,604 Yes? 776 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,272 Thank you for all your help. 777 00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:25,399 If possible, when we arrive in San Pedro, 778 00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:27,568 I'd like to disembark before the rest of the passengers. 779 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,945 I'll see to it. And I'll take care of that. 780 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,572 Thank you. 781 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,572 Uh, Jesse... 782 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:33,824 It was fun while it lasted, baby. 783 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,492 Thanks for coming to my party. 784 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,203 I had a real nice time. 785 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,249 Aleta... 786 00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:48,005 I'm sorry it had to happen this way, Isaac. 787 00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:51,258 Agent gray had to have positive verification 788 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,843 in front of witnesses. 789 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,474 Johnny! 790 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,474 Hmm? 791 00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:00,267 Johnny, Mr. Bostwick is fuming. 792 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,937 He hasn't had his tuxedo since the beginning of the cruise. 793 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,314 Well, I was going to get it back to him, 794 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:06,649 but I can't find it. 795 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:09,568 You can't find it? Well, you better find it 796 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,779 or you're going to be in big trouble... Jonathan. 797 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:15,115 Look, would you call me Johnny? Jonathan is someone I'd just as soon forget. 798 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:18,744 Look, Julie, I'll get it back to him. I promise. I'll find it. Okay? 799 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:22,790 Okay. I'll just think of something to tell him in the meantime. 800 00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:34,134 Well, how do I look? 801 00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:39,098 Like a million bucks. 802 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,102 [Clank] 803 00:42:43,185 --> 00:42:45,437 Ah. 804 00:42:43,185 --> 00:42:45,437 Are you okay? 805 00:42:46,855 --> 00:42:48,524 It serves me right. 806 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:51,360 I've been a bum. I've been a heel. 807 00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:54,321 Cut that out. You're talking about the man I love. 808 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,990 You mean you still love me, 809 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:58,576 even though I don't wear expensive clothes 810 00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:00,286 and I'm not rich? 811 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:06,542 Johnny, it was never the tux I was attracted to. 812 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:08,711 It was the man wearing it. 813 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:08,711 The tux! 814 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:11,046 Honey, you have got to get out of that tux right away. 815 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:14,049 You sure don't waste any time, do you? 816 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,775 Hi. 817 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,775 Oh, hi. 818 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:36,238 I thought by now you'd be sailing away on a gallstone flipper. 819 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,699 I came out here to talk to you. 820 00:43:39,616 --> 00:43:43,454 I figured we both owed each other another chance to work things out. 821 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:46,582 I'd like to work things out, Tracy, but I don't know what to do. 822 00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:50,252 I mean, we're at an impasse. We're both wrong and we're both right. 823 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,588 -No, that's not true. -It's not? 824 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:55,591 No. You're right and I'm wrong. 825 00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:59,053 You're trying to make the world better, at least your corner of it, 826 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:02,556 by helping people, and I wasn't thinking about anybody but myself. 827 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,017 What are you trying to say? 828 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:06,894 I'm saying... 829 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,938 I'd like to go back to cedar flats with you. 830 00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:12,107 If the invitation's still open. 831 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,362 Are you sure you'll be happy there? 832 00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:21,283 Cedar flats has to be a great place if that's where you're from. 833 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,708 [Giggles] 834 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,549 [Gopher, over pa] Your attention, please. We will be debarking 835 00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:39,593 in approximately 45 minutes. 836 00:44:39,676 --> 00:44:41,553 All passengers should check to see 837 00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:45,057 that their customs declarations are properly filled out. 838 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:49,436 Mr. Gray, could I talk to you for a minute? 839 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,563 Secret service. Freeze! 840 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,563 Isaac, get down! 841 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,609 You okay, Jesse? 842 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,609 Yeah, just get these things off. 843 00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:58,654 What about him? 844 00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:58,654 I'll handle it. That's my nephew. 845 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,282 Look, take good care of this. This is the evidence. 846 00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:04,410 Let's go. 847 00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,416 [Jesse] You can get up now, Isaac. 848 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,837 Uncle Jesse, what's going on? 849 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,837 Maybe this will help. 850 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:18,465 United States treasury department? 851 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:21,927 -You? -Right. 852 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:23,554 But I thought that Mr. Gray was-- 853 00:45:23,637 --> 00:45:26,014 gray is a con artist who impersonates federal agents 854 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,683 and preys on counterfeiters. 855 00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:30,144 We decided to beat him with a little con game of our own. 856 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,479 I'm sorry I had to set you up like that, Isaac. 857 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,815 Yeah, you sure did. 858 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,815 Well, I couldn't be too obvious 859 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,483 or gray would have suspected something. 860 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,736 So I trusted my favorite nephew to do the right thing 861 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,739 and turn me in to the wrong man. 862 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,241 But I didn't really turn you in, uncle Jesse. 863 00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:46,577 Whatever you did, Isaac, it was enough. 864 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,830 You mean... All of those years 865 00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:52,416 that we thought you were dodging the law... 866 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,169 You were really working undercover, right? 867 00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:58,172 -Right. -[Laughing] 868 00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:01,175 That's great! Wait till I tell mama. 869 00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:05,679 No, no, no, Isaac. No one must know that about me. That's part of the job. 870 00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:08,432 But, uncle Jesse, everyone's gonna think that you're a crook. 871 00:46:08,515 --> 00:46:12,311 Not everyone. Not my favorite nephew. 872 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:38,045 Well, as you once said, you make me proud 873 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,588 to be a member of the profession. 874 00:46:39,671 --> 00:46:41,256 Thank you, doctor. 875 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,008 Bye. 876 00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:46,553 Well... off we go to cedar flats. 877 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:49,431 Would you believe it? I'm looking forward to it. 878 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:52,351 She doesn't know we get snowed in eight months out of the year. 879 00:46:52,434 --> 00:46:55,062 Now I'm really looking forward to it. 880 00:47:00,817 --> 00:47:02,402 Johnny, aren't you working, 881 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,446 or did somebody take your clothes this time? 882 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:06,823 No, Julie, I am quitting. Hanging up my hangers. 883 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:08,158 We're getting married. 884 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,410 Oh, congratulations. 885 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,955 Thank you. Uh... 886 00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:15,874 I know I'm not exactly who you had in mind for a son-in-law. 887 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:19,127 As long as Suzie's happy, I'm happy. 888 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:22,214 Besides, I'm not losing a daughter. 889 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,216 I'm getting free dry cleaning. 890 00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:26,051 [Laughter] 891 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:32,516 Goodbye, Isaac. 892 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:32,516 Goodbye, aleta. 893 00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:36,520 Look, if you hear from your uncle Jesse, tell him I said hello. 894 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,106 In spite of everything that happened, 895 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,191 there's something I like about that man. 896 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:42,901 The feeling's mutual. 897 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:46,530 And I've got a hunch you'll be hearing from him real soon. 898 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,615 Okay. Bye-bye. 899 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,950 Bye-bye. 900 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:54,121 Isaac, I want to apologize. 901 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:56,582 I was wrong about your uncle and you were right. 902 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,500 Some people never change. 903 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,961 Don't take it so hard, though. We all liked him. 904 00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:02,379 We all got taken in. 905 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:04,381 You can say that again. 906 00:48:04,881 --> 00:48:07,384 [Both] We all liked him. We all got-- 66182

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