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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
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Celia, dear. Celia.
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You must watch your posture.
Stand straight, darling.
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And I wish you had worn the
taffeta.
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This print just doesn't do a
thing for your problem skin.
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I like this dress, mother.
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Well, I certainly hope
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there are gonna be suitable
young men this time.
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The last three --
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Mrs. Elliot, Celia.
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Why, Dr. Bricker,
you remembered us.
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Who could forget?
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Well, well, well. So, he
couldn't forget you.
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Oh, come on.
He was just being polite.
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Wouldn't that be marvelous --
Dr. and Mrs. Adam bricker?
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You just leave things to me,
my dear,
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and before this trip is over,
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we just might have a
professional man in the family.
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Welcome aboard.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hello, sir.
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Hello. Has a Mr. Steve Brian
been asking for me?
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Oh, he's not a passenger.
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He's just an old friend who said
he'd stop by before we sail.
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No, I haven't seen him.
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Hmm. Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, hello. Welcome aboard.
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I'm sister Patricia.
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We've been expecting you,
sister.
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You're going to acapulco?
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Yes.
It's my new assignment.
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Captain, I want to thank you
and the steamship line
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for your generosity for my
transportation.
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I don't know how else I would
have gotten there.
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This airline strike is
terrible.
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It's our pleasure to have you
with us.
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Oh, by the way,
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do you happen to have a
paddle-ball court onboard?
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Well, yes, but, uh, won't it be
difficult for you
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to play in your habit?
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Well, it wouldn't be very
comfortable,
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but [chuckles]
I have other clothes.
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Oh, yes. Times have changed.
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Yes, they have.
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In some orders, like mine, you
can wear anything you like.
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Almost anything.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Jones, Jon-- ah! Here we are.
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Aloha 247 --
Dr. Wilferd Jones.
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Uh, I-I wouldn't use the word
"doctor."
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It's confusing. I'm not an m.D.
I'm a phd in astronomy.
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On this cruise,
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I'm gonna be checking out a
different kind of heavenly body.
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Oh?
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The ladies -- i-I've never been
too successful,
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but this time, I'm ready.
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I just finished a crash therapy
course
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in "how to be a man for all
women."
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And you passed?
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This time, I'm gonna latch on to
the very first female I see,
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and I am not gonna let go.
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No, sirree --
the first one.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, there.
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Well, hello yourself.
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Well, maybe the second.
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I was wondering if I could get a
telegraph form.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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I hope you enjoy the cruise.
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This cruise looks like a
bummer.
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Why?
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No kids.
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[ Laughs ]
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Uh, excuse me, captain.
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Yes?
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I'd like to request a favor.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm Dr. Marbey.
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Yes.
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The Dr. Marbey.
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Author of "let sexual freedom
ring," a runaway bestseller
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that tells everything about sex
from --
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excuse me. I think Julie needs
some help.
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So do I. Can't I stay?
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Well...what can I do for you,
doctor?
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I am desperately in need of
privacy,
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so much so that I made my
reservation under another name.
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I understand.
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Good. Then I shall hold you
personally responsible
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that nobody finds out that i'm
aboard.
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Nobody.
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I never met a real sex expert
before.
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This cruise could be very
educational.
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Vicki...
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Excuse me.
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Oh, hi!
Can I be of assistance?
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I'm Adam bricker, the beloved
ship's doctor.
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Oh, I think I'm in pretty good
shape.
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I'll have to go along with you
on that.
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Well, then, perhaps I could be
of help.
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I'm assistant purser
burl Smith.
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Well, actually, I'm looking for
another passenger,
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a Dr. Michael marbey.
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I've gotta meet him.
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I don't have a marbey
listed.
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Well, maybe he's under another
name.
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Haven't you read his book on
sexual freedom? Here.
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Ah. Oh, perhaps we can go over
it together.
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I love bedtime stories.
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Captain? Captain?
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Yes?
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I'm looking for a
Dr. Michael marbey.
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Oh, uh, well, uh, have you, uh,
consulted the passenger list?
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Uh, yes, but he's not
listed.
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But I got a tip from a very
reliable source
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that he is on this cruise,
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so whatever name he's using, I
intend to find him.
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Well, don't look at me.
I didn't blab.
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Merrill!
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Steve! Hey, I had almost given
you up.
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Oh, this is my daughter,
Vicki.
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How are we, little girl?
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Nice to meet you.
Gotta go.
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Okay.
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Sorry I'm late, but maybe I can
make up for it.
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I've got some big news.
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Could you please tell me how to
send this wire to acapulco?
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I want to confirm I'm on
my way.
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Oh, I'll take care of that for
you.
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Is anything the matter?
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Well, uh, that man that the
captain's talking to --
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do you know who he is?
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No. Oh, wait.
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That must be the friend
he's expecting.
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Is his name Brian?
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Yes, that's it -- Steve Brian.
Do you know him?
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Yes.
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Oh, well, if you want to talk to
him, you'll have to hurry.
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I know he isn't going to be
sailing with us.
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Oh, he isn't?
You're sure of that?
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That's what the captain said, so
if you want to see him...
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I do...[ Sighs ]
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...but I won't.
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I can't believe it.
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Steve Brian giving up the
newspaper business,
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a man who won
the pulitzer prize?
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Merrill, all my life, I've done
nothing but work.
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Never had time for anything
else.
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Now it's going to be
different.
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I'm gonna take a vacation --
a permanent one.
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Your attention, please --
all ashore who are going ashore.
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The ship will be sailing in
20 minutes.
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Well, you heard. I'm sorry.
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I got another little surprise --
I'm staying aboard.
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I managed a last-minute
reservation.
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Hey!
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Thought this would be a good way
to start my newfound freedom.
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It will be!
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Miss McCoy?
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Yes, sir?
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Pass the word that this no-good
loafer is to be spoiled rotten.
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Yes, sir.
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You're gonna have the time of
your life on this cruise.
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Who knows? You may even find
romance.
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Me?
That would be a miracle.
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This is the love boat.
We have miracles by the hour.
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Come on.
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[ Air horn blows ]
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[ Cheering ]
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How's the game going?
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Fine.
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Hi,
i'm, uh, wilferd Jones.
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Hi.
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Are you from California?
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Uh-huh.
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Me too.
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Small world, isn't it?
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Well, it's been nice talking to
you.
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Putting on lotion --
good idea.
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You know, it's strange how we
all want to get tan,
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equating, uh, darkened epidermal
pigmentation with good health
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when, actually,
the rays can --
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Celia, dear,
I found a better spot.
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So much for science.
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Hey, how's the new approach
working, doctor?
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Slow, very slow. Look, please
don't call me "doc."
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Oh, sorry. I forgot.
Won't happen again.
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Okay.
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Hi.
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Up here.
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Mind if I join you?
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No. Oh, no.
No, not at all.
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Hi, I'm Evie sue Miller.
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[ Chuckles ]
My -- i'm, uh, Jones.
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Jones. I understand
completely.
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And Jones -- not even
Dr. Jones.
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I'm so happy to meet you.
Maybe I shouldn't intrude.
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No, intrude, intrude.
219
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You don't mind if I share your
little secret with you?
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Oh, I promise I won't tell
anybody.
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I can't believe this is
happening to me.
222
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You know, there's a cozy bar
inside.
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Why don't we go and talk?
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Oh, certainly.
Oh, yes, yes.
225
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You know, it's so obvious
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I might as well just come out
flat and say it.
227
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I get excited just being around
you, jonesy.
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[ Laughs ]
229
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It must have fallen off when I
was playing shuffleboard.
230
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Okay, what did the ring look
like?
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It's a cluster of gold flowers
with lots of little diamonds.
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Mm. I'll tell you what --
let's go to the purser's office.
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Maybe somebody turned it in.
234
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What happened?
235
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Ah, this piñata fell down,
and all the toys came out.
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Hey. You forgot one.
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[ Whistles ]
This is a real fooler.
238
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This looks like genuine gold
with diamonds.
239
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I'll sell it to you for a
nickel.
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If I had that kind of money,
would I be working?
241
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4 cents --
what do you say?
242
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I say, "stuff it."
243
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Oh, I'll never live it
down --
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skunked at paddleboard by
a nun.
245
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Oh, I'm a ringer, Vicki.
246
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I went through the convent on an
athletic scholarship.
247
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Patty feeny.
248
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Why, Steve.
249
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Is it really you?
250
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Uh, as far as I can tell.
251
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Well, this is incredible.
252
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How long has it been --
25, 30 years?
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Gotta go.
Here. I'll take that.
254
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Thank you.
255
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I was crazy about you.
256
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[ Laughs ] Crazy, anyway.
257
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,297
That's no way to talk to
a guy
258
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,758
who carried your books all
through school
259
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,635
and shared his ice-cream
sodas.
260
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,680
Oh! Remember the night we went
swimming out on wooster lake
261
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,473
and the guy stole
our clothes?
262
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,601
I hardly know how to begin.
263
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,271
How are you?
How have you been?
264
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,649
I'm fine, and so are you.
265
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,777
You're very famous for
an ex-skinny-Dipper.
266
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,778
Are you married?
267
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,824
No. No, and I'm not famous,
either,
268
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,702
but I've had a very wonderful
life.
269
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:30,666
Look, I've got to get rid of
these ship-to-shore calls,
270
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,543
and I refuse to settle for a
quick chat.
271
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,087
Let's save it all for dinner.
272
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:39,842
We'll pick right up where we
left off 30 years ago.
273
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,970
Well [chuckles] not quite.
274
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:46,098
You know, meeting you just
now -- it's a godsend.
275
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,689
Godsend.
276
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,870
I really think a ship's
doctor
277
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,164
should make himself more
available.
278
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,541
He probably has patients
to care for.
279
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,877
Do be more careful of your
diction, dear.
280
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,379
Speak distinctly.
281
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,174
You are a college graduate,
you know,
282
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,468
and that will be very important
to him.
283
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,261
Isaac --
284
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,722
Yoo-hoo! Dr. B.
285
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,226
Uh, you called?
286
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,561
Celia and I were just going to
have a glass of wine.
287
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,938
Won't you join us?
288
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,190
Well, perhaps later,
but right now,
289
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,359
I've got to attend to
Mr. Washington here.
290
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,401
Dizzy spells.
291
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,445
Oh, dear. What is it?
292
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,447
Well, I just started feeling
faint.
293
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:48,410
Everything started going around
and around counterclockwise,
294
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,204
and that's the worst way.
295
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,251
Oh, well. We'll look for you
later.
296
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,965
Doc, doc...
297
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,425
You don't have to put up with
her.
298
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:07,263
Isaac, her husband is a major
shareholder in this cruise line.
299
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,723
[ Laughs ]
300
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,392
Now, what's so funny?
301
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:15,145
Well, I was just thinking -- if
Mrs. Elliot has her way,
302
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,439
we could all be working for
you.
303
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,191
[ Laughs ]
304
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,074
What a beautiful dress.
305
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:30,286
Oh! Thank you, captain.
306
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,540
It's a loaner, but it does beat
basic black, doesn't it?
307
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:38,002
Yes. Oh, Julie told me you're an
old friend of Steve Brian's,
308
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,462
from which
I cleverly figured out
309
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,258
that you must be the Patty feeny
he's been talking about.
310
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,636
He, uh, didn't refer to you as
"sister," so neither did I.
311
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,306
Well, I'll have to break
that to him.
312
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,309
Oh, speak of the devil.
Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't mean --
313
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,019
oh,
that's quite all right.
314
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,271
You may be closer to the truth
than you think.
315
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,064
Excuse me, captain.
316
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,367
Look, old flame or not,
317
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,328
no dinner until you answer a
question
318
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,122
that's been bothering me for 30
years.
319
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,000
Why didn't you write to me
when I was in the service?
320
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,295
But I did. My letters
didn't catch up with you.
321
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:24,840
And when they started coming
back, well, I just gave up.
322
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,259
I thought maybe you'd found
someone else.
323
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,511
If you had, I'd have
understood.
324
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,846
No, it wasn't that.
325
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,890
It was a very painful time,
Steve.
326
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,350
I really needed you.
327
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,810
You know, mother died, and my
brother --
328
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,854
bill?
329
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,190
Bill was missing in action.
330
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,359
I was really quite alone.
331
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,029
I-I didn't -- I just didn't want
to go on.
332
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,031
I wish I had known.
333
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,992
I tried to look you up
when I came back.
334
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,870
Well, I moved many times --
335
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,539
new faces and new places --
336
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,542
but nothing seemed to help.
337
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:05,589
And then, I decided that I had
to find an inner peace,
338
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,217
something within myself.
339
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,719
You seem to have found it.
340
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,514
I have...With god's help.
341
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,391
You said you weren't married.
342
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,767
Mnh-mnh.
343
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,185
Are a widow?
344
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,269
Unh-unh.
345
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,604
Divorce?
346
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,189
But you're wearing
a wedding ring.
347
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,941
Well, all nuns do.
348
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,569
I'm sister Patricia.
349
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,740
Sister Patricia?
Patty feeny -- a nun?
350
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,410
Well, you don't look like
a nun.
351
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,704
You can say that again.
That's incredible.
352
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:40,582
Look, uh, one more question.
353
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,420
I don't think two questions in
30 years is being too pushy.
354
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,421
[ Chuckles ]
355
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,214
Why didn't you tell me all this
this afternoon
356
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,091
when we first met?
357
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,094
I've been asking myself that
same thing.
358
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,930
The one thing about this
profession
359
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:58,934
is that you try to come up with
completely honest answers.
360
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:02,604
And the only answer I came up
with was very disturbing.
361
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:06,066
I guess...
362
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,611
I wanted to be Patty feeny just
for a minute.
363
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,615
I'm sorry, Steve.
364
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,951
Oh, no, no. That's great.
365
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,619
There'll be an evening
of dining and dancing
366
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,331
for both of you --
sister Patricia and Patty --
367
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,792
during which there may be
a couple of questions
368
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,003
for, uh, one of you.
369
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,882
Come on.
370
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,804
Join us tonight for
"gay '90s night"
371
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,306
in the acapulco lounge.
372
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,809
What is it that makes starlight
so romantic?
373
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,853
Because there is no such
thing.
374
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,188
Oh, come on.
375
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,939
No. That's sunlight.
376
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,650
Those are all suns far, far
away.
377
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,943
That's arcturus.
378
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,445
The light from there
379
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,573
has traveled 35 1/2 years to get
here tonight
380
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,784
so it could sparkle in your
eyes.
381
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,827
[ Laughs ] You're something.
382
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,331
You know, you're different than
any man I've ever been with.
383
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,166
I feel I could trust you.
384
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,669
I could tell you my problem,
and you'd understand.
385
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,837
Do you mind?
386
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,340
Go right ahead.
387
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,509
Your problem?
388
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,636
How could a beautiful girl
like you have a problem?
389
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,971
That is the problem.
390
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,516
It's just that, well, I
developed at an early age,
391
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:24,311
and I feel that men have an
immediate conclusion about me.
392
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,188
I mean, they see the body,
393
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,524
and they don't bother to look
for anything else.
394
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,860
That's been my trouble, too, in
a reverse way.
395
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,739
Girls see a short, studious guy
and become instant sprinters.
396
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,534
I dealt with it
by withdrawing.
397
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,869
Oh, sure --
you, a famous sex expert.
398
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:41,870
[ Chuckles ]
399
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,372
Sex expert?
400
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,707
Well, that's what people think
of you, Dr. Marbey.
401
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,836
Oh, I know I'm not supposed to
use your real name.
402
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,880
Oh, I've offended you.
Nobody heard us.
403
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,131
You mean all the time,
you've been thinking --
404
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,883
hey.
405
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,011
All I want from you...
406
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,098
Is for you to go
to my cabin...
407
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,059
And autograph my book.
408
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,062
You, uh -- your cabin?
409
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,402
Dr. Marbey is pleased to
oblige.
410
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,989
♪ You were 16 ♪
411
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,407
♪ you were 16 ♪
412
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:18,574
♪ my village queen ♪
413
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,534
♪ my village queen ♪
414
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:24,079
♪ down by the old mill stream ♪
415
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,500
♪ the old mill stream ♪
416
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,295
[ Cheers and applause ]
417
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,552
You were great, Vicki, great,
418
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,721
but I think it's your
bedtime.
419
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:44,474
Oh! How can you hang a curfew on
an old guy with a moustache?
420
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,103
Still your bedtime.
421
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:51,648
I love you, captain merrill,
but you're a party pooper.
422
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,774
Good night.
423
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,942
Good night.
424
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,906
Really, darling -- that hat.
425
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,620
And don't toy with your
glass.
426
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,123
Oh, that poor girl -- her mother
never leaves her alone.
427
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,918
Gopher, ask her to dance.
428
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,129
Okay, but I don't know a step
the three of us can do.
429
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,924
[ Laughs ]
430
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,467
Ooh! Nice touch.
431
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,803
Good evening, everyone.
432
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,846
Hi, gopher.
433
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,973
Have you seen the doctor?
434
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,476
Uh, no, but don't worry about
it. This is my natural color.
435
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,455
Oh, Mrs. Elliot is looking for
you.
436
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,874
Captain, the passenger
that lost her ring,
437
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,459
she's still very upset.
438
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,670
Well, post a notice.
Did you get a description?
439
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,214
Yes, sir. She said the ring
is a cluster of gold flowers
440
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,966
with a lot of little
diamonds.
441
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,218
Said it's worth $5,000.
442
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,305
Is she still here?
443
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,598
$5,000!
444
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,442
[ French accent ]
Ah, gigi...
445
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,820
Thank heaven for
pretty girls.
446
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,906
[ French accent]
Mon frère, vous êtes bananas.
447
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,535
Mademoiselle, I must make to you
the, uh, confession.
448
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,204
I am not a poor stowaway.
449
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,541
I am, instead,
Henri D'Artagnan,
450
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,210
a rich, wealthy millionaire.
451
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:36,253
Whoa!
452
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,921
Ah, Oui!
453
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:44,219
Please accept this small,
uh, bauble from mon coeur.
454
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:49,182
And wear it always...Gigi.
455
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,102
[ Normal voice ] Celia,
I mean this --
456
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,021
you're a really great girl.
457
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,274
Things are gonna start coming
your way.
458
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,744
Oh, there you are.
Come, dear.
459
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,538
This night air --
you'll get a chill.
460
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,081
Good night, gopher.
461
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,751
[ French accent ]
Bonsoir, ma cherie.
462
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,711
Come, Celia.
463
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:21,423
You know how susceptible you are
to cold.
464
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:28,764
Sister Patricia, I have very
great respect for you,
465
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,768
but if you don't mind, I'd like
to talk with Patty feeny.
466
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,937
Well, I'm sorry, but she's
washing her hair.
467
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,272
Is there a message?
468
00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:40,275
Yes. There is a message.
It's a very simple one.
469
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,110
Tell her that, uh,
470
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,112
i want to spend the rest
of my life with her.
471
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:48,408
I was hoping that that's
what you would want, too.
472
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,954
Oh, well, that's impossible.
473
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,289
Why?
474
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:56,750
When I saw you this afternoon,
I --
475
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,169
I knew what was missing in my
life.
476
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,754
I have a commitment.
477
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,173
Had a commitment.
I had one, too.
478
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,050
We both served our time.
479
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:09,346
Steve...
I like what I do.
480
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:12,808
In 48 hours,
I'll be in acapulco
481
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,644
with my children
in the convent school,
482
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:20,023
and you -- well,
you'll be where you are.
483
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:22,859
And we'll both be back on
track.
484
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:27,322
Right now, I think we're living
a little in the past.
485
00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:30,617
I'm not talking past.
I'm talking future.
486
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,625
Well, old honesty makes me
admit
487
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,628
that I've always been attracted
to you,
488
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:45,173
but, Steve,
the church is my life,
489
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,968
and I can't change.
490
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,303
Why?
491
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,815
Come on. Give me a hand.
It's gotta be in one of these.
492
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,358
What's gotta be in one of
these?
493
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,819
A $5,000 diamond ring.
494
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,363
Hey, listen, why don't you
just lie down and relax?
495
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:11,908
How can I with 5 grand worth of
diamonds in one of these birds?
496
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,035
Well, maybe it's in one of the
cute little fishies.
497
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,746
Racing car, tank,
but no diamond ring!
498
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,665
Well, those are the breaks.
499
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:19,541
You saw it.
500
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:22,252
Remember that ring I found?
It's real!
501
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,879
What do you mean it's real?
502
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,882
A passenger lost it --
$5,000 real!
503
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:27,716
Are you sure?
504
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,718
Yeah.
505
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,386
I didn't put it in there.
I kept it.
506
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,350
That's a relief.
Well, let's have it.
507
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:41,313
I gave it to Celia for a
joke.
508
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:47,194
Well, unless you can afford
5 grand for a laugh,
509
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,987
you better get it back.
510
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:59,039
I'm sure he was only making a
joke.
511
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:00,415
Oh, never.
512
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:02,751
On the kind of money that boy
makes,
513
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,045
he could never afford this kind
of a joke.
514
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:06,713
Only an assistant purser --
515
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,965
we'll have to do something
about that.
516
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,675
A quick promotion!
Your father can arrange it.
517
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:11,760
No, mother, please --
518
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,261
I was hoping for the doctor,
519
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,388
but, well,
beggars can't be choosers.
520
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,932
I hardly even know him.
521
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,142
Oh, please, dear, don't bother
me with trifles.
522
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:22,437
Now, the thing that we have to
do is find a decent caterer
523
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,105
who can do something besides
a soggy quiche.
524
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,107
[ Knock on door ]
525
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,610
For the wedding cake, we'll get
Mr. Belmont to do that.
526
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,571
Oh, uh, hi. Oh, could I speak to
Celia for a minute?
527
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,406
Oh, well,
just for a minute.
528
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,617
You know, this thing has really
drained us,
529
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,619
and I don't even know your full
name.
530
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:38,995
Burl Smith.
531
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:43,166
Smith? Just plain, s-m-i-t --
[ Laughs ]
532
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,627
Oh, well, I suppose it can't be
helped.
533
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,629
Ooh! I came about the ring.
534
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,965
And I don't know a thing about
your people.
535
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,467
Gopher, did you really mean what
you said?
536
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:53,468
Of course he did.
537
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,930
Oh, darling, please don't
sniffle.
538
00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:58,640
It's not the least bit
becoming.
539
00:25:58,723 --> 00:25:59,808
She's totally distraught.
540
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:02,811
Now, darling, why don't you run
along, get ready for bed,
541
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,146
and we'll talk about things in
the morning?
542
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,314
You know,
we had these piñatas --
543
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,150
i think perhaps you better come
back, too, in the morning.
544
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,652
We'll all have clearer heads.
545
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,153
Yeah, but this will only take a
second.
546
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,613
See, I just wanted to talk
about the ring.
547
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,699
Oh, well, don't apologize.
548
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,867
It's not much,
but it'll just have to do.
549
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,160
No, no. I meant --
550
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,996
you know, you two are really
quite naughty.
551
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,664
Rushing things along
like this --
552
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,624
it's not at all the way I had
planned
553
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,084
for Celia to become engaged.
554
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,669
Yeah, but I just wanted --
555
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,669
goodbye!
556
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,963
[ Sighs ]
557
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,508
Engaged?
558
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:53,570
You know, it never ceases to
amaze me
559
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,698
when a stunning-looking girl
like her
560
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:59,909
settles for a -- well,
you know -- ordinary type.
561
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:03,038
Mm. The ordinary type should be
grateful. [ Chuckles ]
562
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:06,374
I'm speaking for myself,
of course.
563
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,127
Well, now, of course.
564
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:14,090
Well, I think it's just a simple
case of opposites attracting.
565
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,925
Oh, it's more
than opposites.
566
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,678
That girl is dating right out of
her species.
567
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,889
You know, I'd like to interview
her,
568
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,099
but I think that she would
resent it.
569
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,060
Not her -- she's a big fan of
yours.
570
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,479
I mean, she heard a rumor you
were here
571
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:29,898
and said she was determined to
find you.
572
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:33,068
Oh, a lady of good taste,
as well.
573
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:38,948
In that case, I definitely will
introduce myself.
574
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:47,749
Gopher, you can't stay in your
cabin for the whole cruise.
575
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:48,958
You'll lose your job.
576
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,502
What else can I do?
577
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,587
You have to tell her mother
you're not engaged.
578
00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:55,215
After which, you will also lose
your job.
579
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:58,551
It's Celia that I feel for.
She doesn't get around much.
580
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,762
Now she's finally
starting to grow,
581
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,931
and I have to tell her that it
was all a great big joke.
582
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,641
"Hey, Celia, guess what?
583
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:07,727
The ring I gave ya -- it's just
a plastic toy from a piñata."
584
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,229
Great, huh?
585
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:11,231
The poor kid doesn't have enough
confidence as it is
586
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,608
with her mother always putting
her down.
587
00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:15,819
This will probably
really squash her.
588
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,987
Gopher, it has to be done.
589
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,281
I already spoke with the girl
who lost her ring,
590
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,118
and she understands,
but she wants her ring back.
591
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:26,413
Hey, you know what might make
Celia feel better?
592
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,288
What?
593
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,083
If she were to break off the
engagement
594
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:32,627
and give the ring back
on her own.
595
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:33,920
Wait a minute.
596
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:39,759
You mean try to convince her
that I am not charming
597
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:42,303
and wonderful and totally
delightful?
598
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,430
Exactly.
599
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:46,099
That'd be a tough sell.
600
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,815
Feeny, the deal is off.
601
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,484
I refuse to have anything more
to do with you.
602
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,446
You cheated and didn't grow old
with me.
603
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,656
Oh, come on.
Just one more game?
604
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:02,657
I'll let you win.
605
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,659
Can I trust her?
606
00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:07,454
No, I'm not going to
take a chance.
607
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,873
Well, if you meant what you said
about retiring,
608
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,584
you'd have plenty of time
to keep yourself in shape.
609
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,378
Well, I meant it, all right.
I'm through.
610
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,506
I'm gonna leave everything for
the youngbloods coming up,
611
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,008
just like you ought to do.
612
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,718
A new commercial coming up.
613
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,345
Well, I'm selling you a great
product.
614
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,347
You know something, Steve?
615
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,099
You haven't let up on
the work.
616
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,226
You've been to the ship-to-shore
telephone
617
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,561
at least a dozen times.
618
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:33,354
Well, just tying up
loose ends.
619
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,481
No, I'm through.
620
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:39,235
I'm going to devote full-time
to an elusive Patty feeny.
621
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,321
And I wouldn't want you to
change from the person you are.
622
00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:43,198
I wouldn't want you any
different.
623
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:45,366
And you can go on doing good
works.
624
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,744
But from now on, we're gonna do
them together.
625
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,371
Brother Brian...
626
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,541
You have a way of being
mighty unsettling.
627
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,836
And you have a way
of being mighty special.
628
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,924
Well, we're all mighty special,
but sometimes we forget it.
629
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,927
You are very wise --
wise enough, I hope,
630
00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:07,388
not to let the rest of our years
slip away from us.
631
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,732
Attention, please --
632
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:20,109
ladies and gentlemen, we will
be leaving port in 30 minutes.
633
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,278
The next stop -- acapulco.
634
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:25,031
You know, it's so late,
we hardly have time
to change for dinner.
635
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,866
It was a wonderful afternoon,
wasn't it?
636
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,576
Mm-hmm. One of the best
of the century.
637
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,578
Mm-hmm. Just think --
tomorrow, acapulco.
638
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,164
Now, what, dear jonesy,
are we gonna do in acapulco?
639
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:37,085
Oh, they have a wonderful
library and a museum.
640
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,628
Or?
641
00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:43,758
Or a beach cabana with mariachis
and margaritas.
642
00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:44,884
Oh, tough choice.
643
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,803
Yes, I prefer
the educational.
644
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:50,056
Me, too, so it's margaritas
and mariachis.
645
00:30:56,854 --> 00:30:59,774
You know, you, uh, haven't
autographed my book yet.
646
00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:02,777
Well, one thing led to another,
and I forgot.
647
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:04,612
You could do it now.
648
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,947
True, true.
649
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:09,409
Or one thing could lead to
another.
650
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:12,829
Hmm. It's certainly worth
a try.
651
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,455
Um, excuse me.
652
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,125
I wonder if you could spare
a minute.
653
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,293
For what?
654
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,129
In the interest of the
humanities,
655
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,798
I'm -- I'm conducting
a survey.
656
00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:26,175
You certainly picked the wrong
time.
657
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,760
My apologies.
658
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:30,680
Uh, perhaps we could talk
tomorrow before we dock.
659
00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:33,308
Yes, I think that'd be a lot
better.
660
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,475
I'm Dr. Marbey.
661
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:39,105
He's Dr. Marbey.
Aren't you, jonesy?
662
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,859
I'm Dr. Michael marbey.
663
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:47,447
You're Dr. Marbey.
Aren't you, jonesy?
664
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,783
Aren't you, jonesy?
665
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:52,327
I'm sorry, Evie.
666
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:58,207
[ Door closes ]
667
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,462
Is there a problem?
668
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:22,565
Is gopher here?
He phoned me.
669
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:26,694
He's up on the top deck.
He's trying to sober up.
670
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,987
Sober up?
671
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:30,573
Yeah. Listen, take some advice
from me --
672
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:34,911
before anything serious happens,
dump him.
673
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,996
He's been like that ever since
his first wife left him.
674
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,873
He's been married before?
675
00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:40,375
Three times.
676
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,043
But he's so young.
677
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:45,004
Betty, Carol, Ann...
And Peggy.
678
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,047
That's four.
679
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,590
What do you know?
680
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:50,218
He didn't even tell me
about the last one.
681
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,220
I can't believe it.
682
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:02,063
Sorry. He's --
he's always like this.
683
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:03,564
You all right, man?
684
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,565
Gopher!
685
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,693
[ Slurred speech ]
Betty!
686
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,277
Carol!
687
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,779
Ann!
688
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,406
Peggy!
689
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,324
Peggy?
690
00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:17,995
Ha ha! All right.
691
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,583
You poor boy.
692
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:26,629
Listen, we'll work this out...
Together.
693
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,090
Okay?
694
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,301
Hey, baby, don't you wanna
join me
695
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,762
in a couple of boilermakers?
696
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,889
Not now,
697
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:41,102
but, uh, stop by later in my
cabin and see me, Mr. Smith.
698
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:51,112
[ Normal voice ]
I should probably change.
699
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:52,697
Your life.
700
00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:01,414
Well, this is it.
701
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,708
Now, we're here,
702
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,918
and we'll be at acapulco
tomorrow morning --
703
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,420
a straight course.
704
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:09,172
A straight course.
705
00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,299
I understand what
you're feeling.
706
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,801
I once had my own time
for decision --
707
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:17,180
the sea or a home ashore
with a lovely lady.
708
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:20,391
Why do we ever
let it come to that?
709
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:21,768
Any regrets?
710
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,936
There would have been regrets
either way.
711
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,355
That's Hobson's choice.
712
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,150
Sometimes,
it's very painful.
713
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,820
And then again,
it's filled with joy.
714
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,615
Hmm. It's obvious he cares for
you very much.
715
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,161
Well, I care for him, too.
716
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,955
We've shared a lot together.
717
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,458
And now I meet him again,
718
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:50,129
and in these few days, I've
relived my entire life.
719
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:55,343
And what he wants...
720
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:59,347
That would mean rethinking my
entire existence.
721
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:03,351
It would be a big change, and
everything resists change,
722
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,228
even this ship.
723
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:08,898
After the rudder turns,
the big ship continues on,
724
00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:12,401
sometimes for a mile before
accepting the new direction.
725
00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:15,571
Like us, it wants things to go
on like they always were.
726
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:18,866
Staying on course?
727
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:19,826
Mm-hmm.
728
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,915
That sounds right,
but is it?
729
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,045
Well,
we'll know in 24 hours.
730
00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:33,214
I wish you the best,
731
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:36,384
though I honestly don't know
which way I'll be rooting.
732
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:39,679
Neither do I.
733
00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:53,651
Oh, sister Patricia.
734
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,195
Hi! Mr. Brian had to leave the
ship early.
735
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,780
Oh?
736
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,449
Yes. He left at dawn, said he
didn't want to disturb you.
737
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,076
Oh, and he also said
738
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,911
he was going to stop by the
local news bureau and --
739
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,204
tie up some loose ends.
740
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,581
Yes.
741
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,249
Well,
it's time that I leave.
742
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,917
They're expecting me
at the convent.
743
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,503
Oh, he said he'd meet you there
at noon to pick you up
744
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,714
and also that he was saying his
prayers.
745
00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:18,301
Well, it's about time.
746
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,928
Thank you.
747
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,889
Oh, sister?
748
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,099
Vaya con dios.
749
00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:26,142
Amen.
750
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,651
What are you doing here?
751
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,738
I got a note from Dr. Marbey to
meet him here.
752
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:41,282
Oh, I get it. You don't know
when to quit, do you?
753
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:44,118
I didn't send it.
I got one, too.
754
00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:45,578
Correct. I sent them both.
755
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:47,288
After all, you know,
756
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,790
I feel a twinge of
responsibility for your breakup,
757
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,959
and I've decided to show you
how easy it is
758
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,128
for your relationship
to be restored.
759
00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:57,298
All you need is a supreme
authority.
760
00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,841
Oh, forget it.
761
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,510
You did me a favor getting rid
of this two-bit phony!
762
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,512
Oh, now, that's not fair.
763
00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:06,307
Obviously, both of you
have enormous amounts
764
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,935
of latent anger in you
that have to be expressed.
765
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,811
Don't talk to me about fair!
766
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,813
You're the one that lied to me
about who you were!
767
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,524
I didn't tell you who I was!
You did! You started it.
768
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:16,817
I have brought along
769
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,945
a rather crude
little demonstration
770
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:22,156
of your problem --
simple sexual miscommunication.
771
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,618
Man, woman -- as you observe,
they're not open to each other.
772
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:27,703
You had plenty of time to
explain, but what did you do?!
773
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,998
You just kept stringing me
along, you little pip-squeak!
774
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:35,544
Now, being derisive is not
a practical therapeutic Avenue.
775
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:38,506
Open yourself up to him.
There's no need to call names.
776
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:41,217
Pip-squeak! Pip-squeak!
777
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,886
I'd rather be a pip-squeak
than a hypocrite.
778
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,137
Now, young man,
779
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:48,015
your psychic reactor should be
open to her, too, you know?
780
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,392
Hypocrite?!
781
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,185
How dare you call me a
hypocrite!
782
00:37:51,268 --> 00:37:53,187
You poured your heart out
to me
783
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,982
about how you hated people who
judged only by appearance.
784
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,858
Now, what have you done
to me?
785
00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,528
Sometimes, as you see,
there's open here and
sometimes closed there.
786
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,864
Now, hypothetically, it might be
closed there or open here.
787
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,574
Sometimes, one end is open
this way...
788
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,326
You became interested in me
789
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,912
because of who you thought
I was, not who I really was.
790
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,706
You didn't have to lie
to me.
791
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:14,583
What you don't realize
is that the "who" you
fell in love with --
792
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:17,044
that's right, love --
was not some phony image.
793
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,171
It was me.
794
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,171
...like this, but not...
795
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:21,757
That's right --
not Dr. Dingbat,
796
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,260
but this guy right here,
numero uno.
797
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:26,387
...rotate your whole being
antennas.
798
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,389
Distance all of yourself
from preconceptions.
799
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:31,726
Rotate! Rotate!
Just keep rotating --
800
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,185
just shut up!!
801
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,185
Shut up!!
802
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,107
You're right about one
thing --
803
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,026
I should have said something
sooner.
804
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,902
But I didn't want to
lose you.
805
00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:45,281
Oh, jonesy.
806
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:48,159
I want you, but, um...
807
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:53,873
...you think you could love
a pip-squeak?
808
00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:57,209
No, but I can love you.
809
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:09,597
Oh, um, by the way, I ought to
introduce myself.
810
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,184
I'm, uh, Dr. --
that's not m.D., phd --
811
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:17,730
wilferd -- you're gonna love
this -- Jones.
812
00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:21,192
[ Laughing ] Oh, jonesy.
813
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,069
[ Both laughing ]
814
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:30,534
Well, another success!
815
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,037
You did it again, marbey.
816
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,803
Gopher, you've just got to
tell her
817
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:50,596
you never intended
an engagement.
818
00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:53,265
Doc! You tell her.
819
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:55,309
You'll be better at it.
You understand women.
820
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,478
You've been divorced three
times.
821
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,023
Poor kid.
822
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,025
She'll kill herself.
823
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,699
Sit here.
824
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,996
You haven't even kissed me
yet.
825
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,874
Yeah, well, I don't think you're
gonna want me to
826
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:20,543
when you hear what I have to
say.
827
00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:23,754
Go ahead.
I'll take a chance.
828
00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:31,887
Ce-- Celia...
829
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,348
You're a special girl.
830
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,645
You are, and that's why I hate
what I have to say.
831
00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:42,231
That the engagement was never
meant to be?
832
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:43,983
Oh, it's worse than that.
833
00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,068
You see, the engagement was
never --
834
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:50,990
it's okay, goph.
835
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:56,537
Celia? Now, we don't want any
vulgarity.
836
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,455
Celia, dear,
837
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,374
I've just been thinking about
the silver pattern.
838
00:41:00,457 --> 00:41:03,878
No pattern, mother -- the
engagement is off.
839
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:07,339
I've decided that gopher and I
are just gonna be good friends.
840
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:09,175
Good friends?
841
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:12,219
I've already phoned an order for
my dress.
842
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,555
Oh, Celia,
you can't do this to me.
843
00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,557
Oh! My poor head.
844
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,894
Maybe you should see
Dr. Bricker.
845
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,729
Celia, I'm shocked.
846
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:24,857
Good. Now please leave us
alone.
847
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:31,197
What's going on here?
848
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,240
I almost had my dress ordered,
too.
849
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,492
I was in the bar a few minutes
ago.
850
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,411
Isaac told me the whole
story,
851
00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:39,580
so I gave the ring back
to Betty.
852
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:42,875
Ah. Celia, I feel awful.
853
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:46,712
So did I at first,
but it's okay.
854
00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:50,257
It was fun being engaged,
even by mistake.
855
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:54,929
And, gopher, you did me
the biggest favor.
856
00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,555
Now my mother has seen
857
00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:59,141
that I can not only find a guy
by myself,
858
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:01,435
but I can also turn one
down,
859
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:04,104
so maybe she'll give me some
breathing space.
860
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,065
Amen.
861
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,067
It wasn't all her fault.
862
00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:11,320
I have to be more confident
about leading my own life,
863
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,614
and I'm gonna do just that.
864
00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:15,074
I see.
865
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:17,910
[ French accent ] Well, um,
newly confident girl,
866
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:19,411
I'm off duty.
867
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,914
Would you like to go for a
little run ashore
868
00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:23,958
with your ex-fiancé?
869
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,377
Thanks, but I'm gonna go with
the gang.
870
00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,174
And besides,
it wouldn't be fair
871
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:35,511
to Betty, Carol,
Ann, or Peggy.
872
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:45,020
Gonna kill herself, huh?
Sounds like a fun funeral.
873
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:02,663
It is so beautiful, sister, and
so peaceful.
874
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:05,124
Later, when the children come
out of the classroom,
875
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:07,293
it will not be so peaceful.
876
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:11,880
Beautiful, yes, but peaceful...
[ Chuckles ]
877
00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:14,508
Pardon me, sister Patricia.
878
00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:18,304
Are you feeling well?
Was the trip too strenuous?
879
00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:21,849
Oh, no. No.
The trip was fine.
880
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:25,477
As a matter of fact, it was
delightful.
881
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:29,440
I'm glad you found it
enjoyable.
882
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:35,154
We have a visitor.
We can resume later.
883
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:36,947
Excuse me, sister.
884
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:44,288
Uh, sister Patricia?
885
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:54,548
Hi.
886
00:43:54,631 --> 00:43:57,051
You know, this is the first time
I've seen you --
887
00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:58,385
look like a nun?
888
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:00,888
I'm still the same old
Patty feeny.
889
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:03,432
I'm sorry I'm late,
but phone calls, lawyers...
890
00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:05,559
Sounds like they need you.
891
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,227
They can get along very well
without me.
892
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,937
Can you get along
without them?
893
00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,606
[ Laughing ] Yeah.
You just watch.
894
00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,358
Come on. Change your clothes.
We gotta catch a boat.
895
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,403
We're so much alike, Steve.
896
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:20,908
We have a purpose in life,
and that purpose is our life.
897
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:24,036
You know,
if I had a question,
898
00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:26,747
it was answered the moment
I stepped foot in this convent
899
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:29,291
and I saw the faces of those
little children in the school.
900
00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,960
They're my purpose,
901
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,714
and I'll be very happy
and very fulfilled.
902
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,675
Patty, don't do this to us.
903
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:48,936
When I was a little girl and I
wanted to keep from crying,
904
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:53,607
I used to go into our backyard,
and I'd look up at the sky,
905
00:44:53,690 --> 00:44:57,444
and I'd talk to god, and i'd
talk to myself
906
00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:01,281
until the pain in my heart went
away.
907
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,495
Patty,
we belong to each other.
908
00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:09,289
I've never been more sure of
anything.
909
00:45:13,919 --> 00:45:15,796
Goodbye, Steve.
910
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:21,427
Will we meet again?
911
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,639
Another time,
another place.
912
00:45:25,722 --> 00:45:28,016
But this other time,
this other place,
913
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,894
does it ever really happen?
914
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,066
I've never been more sure of
anything.
915
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,086
Vaya con dios, Steve.
916
00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:30,037
Bye, goph.
917
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,872
You look super.
918
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:34,416
Are you sure you wouldn't
consider unjilting me?
919
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,084
I'll be too busy.
920
00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:38,003
I'm gonna get a job, move into
my own apartment,
921
00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:39,379
and really make it on
my own.
922
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,006
That's great.
923
00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:43,133
But I'll always remember my
first love.
924
00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:46,678
Oh, one thing.
925
00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:46,678
Hmm?
926
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:48,805
Try and stay sober, huh?
927
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,268
Oh, doctor, we hope you enjoyed
your cruise.
928
00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:55,521
Well, your captain is certainly
a man of his word.
929
00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:57,689
He didn't tell a single soul
that I was aboard.
930
00:46:57,773 --> 00:46:59,191
During the whole trip,
931
00:46:59,274 --> 00:47:02,569
not one person asked for
autographs or advice.
932
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,697
As a matter of fact, doctor,
I have a few questions to ask.
933
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:08,450
Vicki! Doctor, she'll get
back to you in a few years,
934
00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:09,785
won't you?
935
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,787
Goodbye.
Thanks for sailing with us.
936
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:16,041
Well, everything worked,
huh, Mr. Jones?
937
00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:17,459
Oh, you can call me
"doctor."
938
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,669
Will you do me a favor?
939
00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:21,046
Will you tell the captain,
"thank you, thank you, thank you
940
00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:23,382
for not telling me
who Dr. Marbey was"?
941
00:47:23,465 --> 00:47:26,635
Right. I'm sure he'll be happy
not to have been of service.
942
00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:29,638
Come along, dear. Let's go
autograph some books.
943
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,600
You know, I just received
944
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,144
the most disturbing message from
my husband.
Oh?
945
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:39,439
He's thinking of selling all his
stock in this cruise line.
946
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,607
He is?
947
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,068
But I'll still be coming on the
cruises.
948
00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:45,320
I have another daughter, you
know,
949
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:48,240
and I'm sure you're going to
like her.
950
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:50,742
Well, that all depends on your
husband.
951
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:58,417
Well, so long, Steve.
What can I say?
952
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,002
Ah, the usual cliché is,
953
00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:02,296
"everything turned out for
the best."
954
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,131
You going back to the job?
955
00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:07,092
Yep, but I'm gonna practice up
on my paddleball
956
00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:09,303
just in case there's a big
hereafter.
957
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,513
I want to be ready.
[ Chuckles ]
958
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:12,472
So long.
959
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:13,599
Goodbye.
69634
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