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♪ Love, exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard
it's love ♪
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This ship is bigger
than Cleveland.
I hope I don't get lost.
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Whew!
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Why did you have to wear
that loud jacket?
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To cover up this loud tie.
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You oughta be glad
I didn't wear the pants.
It's really a suit.
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Hi. Welcome aboard.
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Hi.
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Lovely place you have here.
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Thank you.
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Beautiful, isn't it, sweetheart?
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Well, it certainly is.
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-Still playing Blackjack
on the ship?
-Yes, sir. They sure do.
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You're not playing Blackjack.
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I don't wanna play.
I just wanna watch.
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The last time you watched,
$3000 dollars disappeared.
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You remember when you swore
you'd never gamble again?
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And I haven't.
Not in six months.
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Uh, could you tell us
where our cabin is, please?
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Sure, yeah. I, uh--
I don't know your names.
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Buddy and Jean redmond.
I'm buddy.
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Oh, promenade 348.
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Thank you very much.
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Mm-hmm.
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Come on, Mr. Taste.
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Oh, Mr. Taste, uh-- Mr. Redmond.
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A gentleman left this for you.
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Shh.
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The gentleman said--
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that was no gentleman.
That was my bookie.
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I haven't gambled.
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I just bet on sure things.
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What's the matter with you?
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That guy's jacket. It's so loud.
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-I have one just like it.
-I can't hear
what you're saying.
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I've got my hands
over my ears.
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I'm really sorry, Mr. Carter,
but I called the airline
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and they've been unable
to find your luggage.
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Well, that's just great.
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What are we gonna do?
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Look, if those clothes
aren't here by the time we sail,
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-I'm gonna sue
everybody involved.
-Well, uh,
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maybe I can borrow
some clothes from some
of the other passengers.
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We don't need charity.
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Hello there. Problem?
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Yes.
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The airline has misplaced
their luggage.
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You can kiss those bags goodbye.
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He was kidding.
They'll find them.
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What'd I say?
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Hello.
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Hello.
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I'm Madeline Harris.
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This is my son, Danny.
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Hello, Danny.
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Hi.
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Mrs. Harris.
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Hi.
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Hi. You work here?
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Well, sort of.
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Do I get a discount
because I'm a kid?
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Not a chance.
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The airlines let kids fly
for half fare.
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-But they don't have
a swimming pool.
-I hate girls
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who have an answer
for everything.
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Well...
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I mean, what do you think?
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Huh.
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Any mom who would take a kid
on a cruise like this
can't be all bad.
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Hi, Danny. I thought
you'd be home studying
your history this weekend.
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Mr. Hurley. Uh.
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Hi. I'm John Hurley.
I'm one of Danny's teachers.
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Yes, of course.
Madeline Harris.
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We met at open house
at school, remember?
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Oh, I remember.
I-- I just wasn't sure you did.
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Well, nice seeing you again
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and have fun.
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Thanks.
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Danny.
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Have fun? With him on board?
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-He seems nice enough.
-Nice?
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You know what the kids call him?
Mr. Rotten.
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Honest, mom. He hates me.
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He really has it in for me.
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Danny, it isn't his fault
you're failing history.
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Yeah? Then whose fault is it?
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Boy, if anyone yells
"man overboard" this cruise,
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I hope it's for Hurley.
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Hello.
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Well, looks like I just made it.
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Yes.
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And I'm very glad that you did.
Your name, please.
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Mrs. Adam bricker.
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No kidding?
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Hey, we've got
an Adam bricker on this ship.
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He's a doctor.
You wouldn't by any chance be
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one of his many ex-wives,
would you?
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No, I wouldn't.
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Speak of the devil.
Doc, come here a minute.
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Wait till he finds out
you have the same name.
You wanna hear something funny?
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This lovely lady
has the same name--
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oh!
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-Samantha.
-[Gopher] You know her?
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-You lied to me.
-Oh, no, I didn't.
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I said I wasn't
one of his ex-wives.
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-Huh?
-Brace yourself, Adam.
We're still married.
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We're still what?
But we can't still be married.
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We were divorced
three years ago.
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-Not true.
-No.
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Not true?
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Not true.
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Uh, is there
another doctor in the house?
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Jean, darling.
I wanna check out the ship.
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All right.
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Oh. No gambling!
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-Did you hear?
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-I heard. I heard.
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I told you I wouldn't.
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See you at dinner.
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Mm-hmm.
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Don't forget to lock up.
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Mm-hmm.
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Tight.
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Oh, hi. I wonder
if I could ask you a favor.
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Oh. Look,
if you're selling clothes,
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see the missus,
she'll buy anything.
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Anything that's marked down.
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Last week
she bought an escalator.
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Oh, come in!
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Hello.
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Oh, hi. What can I do for you?
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Well, I'm trying
to borrow some clothes
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for a young couple
that lost their luggage.
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Oh, the poor kids.
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Yeah, and I did notice
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that your husband
is about the same size
as Mr. Carter.
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Same size?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well...
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Oh. [Laughs]
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Oh, I've got just the thing.
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There you go.
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Oh.
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Thank you. Are you sure
your husband won't mind?
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Oh, of course he'll mind.
That's why I like doing it.
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Bye-bye, coat.
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Thank you.
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♪ White wings against the sky ♪
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♪ dust beneath my feet ♪
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Benny, what's the matter?
What's wrong?
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It's more than the luggage,
isn't it?
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Nothing's the matter.
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You said you wanted
to go on a cruise,
so you're on a cruise.
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So what are you
picking at me for?
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Is it the money?
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No, it's not the money.
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We can't afford it,
though, can we?
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It's not that.
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I stole the money
for the tickets.
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What?
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Well, I didn't exactly
steal it. I--
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i borrowed it from petty cash
from the office.
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I was gonna replace it
when we got back.
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Replace it with what? How?
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Mr. Voegler's gonna have you
thrown in jail.
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Why did you do it?
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Because...
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Other husbands get their wives
what they want and deserve.
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I've never been able
to do that for you.
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I don't care. I don't need it.
Not like this.
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Oh, come on.
I got eyes. I can see.
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All your friends,
they've got money.
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They go on trips.
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I was afraid of losing you.
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Oh, Ben.
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You know I don't need anything,
except your love.
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Samantha, how can we
not be divorced?
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I mean, I didn't contest it,
and I sent you $500
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to pay the lawyer
for the divorce.
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That's true.
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And I gave the $500
to the lawyer.
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Well, so, go back
and ask him what happened.
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[Chuckles] It's so simple.
Just talk to him.
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I can't. The judge
gave him ten years.
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Seems that he's done this
to other people before.
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Samantha, where did you
find this guy?
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Oh, my butcher recommended him.
It's his wife's brother.
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He does tax returns, too.
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-Come in.
-Hi.
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Hi, Julie.
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Well, I borrowed
some clothes for you.
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Oh, thank you.
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I know that losing your luggage
really upset you,
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but I hope this helps.
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It will and please thank
everybody else for us, too.
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Okay.
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It was really nice of them.
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Hey, I'm sorry if I was
a pain in the neck before.
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Forget it. Well, at least now
you can all go to dinner, huh?
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Bye-bye.
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[Giggles]
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Bye.
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Bye.
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-Maybe Mr. Voegler will let you
pay it back weekly.
-Yeah, sure.
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You're no criminal.
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You don't know voegler.
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He believes
in capital punishment...
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-For double parking.
-Oh. [Laughs]
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We'll work out something.
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-Sally.
-What?
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Look.
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-There must be $2000 here.
-[Laughs]
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Probably fell out
of the clothes.
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-We'll have to give it back
to Julie.
-Wait a second.
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Who said it fell out
from somebody's clothes?
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It wasn't on the floor before.
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It could've slipped out
from under the bed.
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It could've been here
two or three cruises ago.
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-Ben.
-It could've.
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Honey, if I can give
this money to voegler...
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Maybe I won't
have to go to jail.
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Jail.
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Maybe it did come out
from under the bed.
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How's your steak?
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The best.
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I mean, almost as good
as you make it.
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Oh, you.
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Good evening.
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Well, hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Mr. Hurley, if you're alone,
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we'd love to have you join us.
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Oh, thank you. I'd like that.
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Looks like I've got
some catching up to do, huh?
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Why don't you finish my steak?
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-I'm not hungry anymore.
-Danny, your dinner.
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Danny.
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Do as your mother says.
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We should've gone by plane.
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Well, doc always finds
the pretty ones.
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-That's his wife.
-Uh, you mean his ex-wife.
261
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,718
That's what doc thought.
262
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,718
But his ex-wife turned out
to be his ex-ex-wife.
263
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,095
That makes her his wife again.
264
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,430
I don't understand this.
265
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,430
Neither does doc.
266
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,267
I don't understand.
For the past three years,
267
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,228
I've been acting
like a single man. Happy.
268
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:19,108
Adam, it's not my fault.
I wanted a divorce
just as much as you did.
269
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,820
In fact, now that
I see you again, I think
I wanted it more than you did.
270
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,447
Samantha, I'll tell you
what we'll do.
271
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,908
When we stop
south of the border,
272
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,827
we'll get a Mexican divorce.
273
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,454
-Should we?
-Of course.
Everyone should have
274
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,373
some pleasant memory
from a cruise.
275
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,139
-Hey.
-Hmm?
276
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,141
You're always telling me
I have not taste, huh?
277
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:56,145
Hmm? No taste? Take a look.
278
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,523
See the guy wearing that jacket?
279
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:04,820
It's the kind of a jacket
you're always telling me
is too loud.
280
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:07,114
It is too loud.
281
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,158
Besides, that's your coat
he's wearing.
282
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,827
He's wearing my loud coat?
283
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,827
Mm-hmm.
284
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,163
They lost their luggage.
I loaned it to them.
285
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,624
You know what was
inside that coat?
286
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,337
-What?
-I'll tell you what was
inside that coat.
287
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,005
I was inside that coat.
288
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,299
And I wanna be
inside of it again.
289
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:35,476
Sorry, pal, but that jacket
is mine and I'd like it back.
290
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,853
Right now.
291
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,853
Please, buddy.
292
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:40,230
All right.
You can have it back. I--
293
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,484
i didn't steal it.
It was loaned to me.
294
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,484
Right, right.
295
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:46,862
I know all about that,
but it's my jacket and...
296
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:51,200
-Buddy, you are embarrassing
these people.
-What color eyes you've got?
297
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,203
Brown? Hey, look.
298
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,538
A lot of people
are wearing blue and brown.
299
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,666
Now, that is
a lovely combination.
300
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,377
Look. I think
it's gonna look good on you.
301
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,379
There you are.
Looks beautiful, doesn't it?
302
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,215
Buddy, i-- you know-- you'll
have to excuse my husband.
303
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,217
I-- I've never seen him
behave this way.
304
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,095
Yes, sir. Really crazy
about this jacket. Am I right?
305
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,888
I've always been crazy
about this jacket.
306
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:16,058
It's my--
it's my favorite jacket.
307
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,728
Fine jacket.
It's a very good jacket.
308
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,730
I wish I could explain this.
309
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,400
I-- i-- you--
310
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,735
my mother warned me.
I should've listened.
311
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,737
I-- I really should've.
312
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,498
[Lounge music]
313
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,770
You don't look like you're
having such a good time.
314
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,770
I'm not.
315
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,772
My name's Vicki.
316
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,772
Danny.
317
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,607
Danny Harris.
318
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,193
See that lady
dancing with that creep?
319
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:13,949
The lady's my mom.
The creep's my history teacher,
who's flunking me.
320
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,785
What a bummer.
321
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,785
[Danny] I gotta watch out
for my mom.
322
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,955
I think the guy could be
a philosophical killer.
323
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,915
[Laughs]
You mean, "pathological".
324
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:25,210
Whichever's worse.
You know what he did once?
325
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,089
-He put a rattlesnake
in my history book.
-What happened?
326
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:33,469
Nothing. Luckily, I didn't open
my book for a couple of weeks.
327
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,053
[Laughs]
328
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,972
Hi, mom.
329
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,972
Hi, Danny.
330
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,265
This is Vicki.
331
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,975
This is my mom.
332
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,975
Nice to meet you.
333
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,145
And Mr. Hurley.
334
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,145
Hi. How are you?
335
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,231
Hey, Danny. It's getting
a little bit late, isn't it?
336
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:50,110
I think John...
Mr. Hurley is right, honey.
You should be getting to bed.
337
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,362
-Do I have to?
-Yeah.
338
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,281
I think your mother knows best.
339
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,326
-Good night.
-Good night.
340
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,161
Good night, Vicki.
341
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,161
Good night.
342
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:03,457
Remind me to tell you
about the time he tried
to poison my ding dongs.
343
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:11,173
Uh, merrill,
before Samantha gets back,
I wanted to ask you something.
344
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,469
Do you think we're doing
the right thing?
345
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,469
Well, what are you doing?
346
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:19,681
Well, I think we're getting
a divorce in Mexico.
347
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,560
-I think, but I'm not sure.
-Well, if you're not sure
about what you're doing,
348
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,105
then I'm sure you're doing
the right thing.
349
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,526
The biggest mistakes of my life
were when I was positive
about what I was doing.
350
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,362
Every time I was positive,
I was dead wrong.
351
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,489
I see.
352
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,451
-But you really think
we're doing the right thing?
-I'm positive.
353
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:45,833
No, wait. You said
every time you were positive,
you were always wrong.
354
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,335
That only applies
to my life, not yours.
355
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,507
Care to dance, twinkle toes?
Excuse us, captain.
356
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,321
Well, captain,
what do you think?
357
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:21,076
Well, as they say,
it's always nice
looking at a divorced couple,
358
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:24,288
who are really married,
acting like they're single.
359
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,603
Tired?
360
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,603
No, just very relaxed.
361
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,229
Content.
362
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,065
I've had a marvelous evening.
363
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:56,445
Well, you see,
there's something else
that we have in common.
364
00:19:56,528 --> 00:20:00,365
Because, uh-- I've had
a marvelous evening, too.
365
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,256
[Sighs]
366
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,842
If Danny saw that,
367
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,842
he'd disown me.
368
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:23,722
-I, um, hope
I'm not ruining his trip.
-Oh, he'll be okay.
369
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:28,477
I guess it is a little rough
on him because he's not doing
very well in history.
370
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,562
Yeah, but he
could be doing well.
371
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,981
You know, he has the ability
to be an "a" student,
372
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,525
but he doesn't apply himself.
He's lazy, you know.
373
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,236
And maybe a little bit spoiled.
374
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,405
I don't think so.
375
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,159
You know, when his dad
and I got divorced,
it was very hard on him.
376
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,328
It was a setback for Danny.
377
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,830
Oh, i-- I know
that the divorce hurt him,
378
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,292
but now he's using it, you know,
to take advantage of you
379
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,628
because you feel guilty.
380
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,628
Really?
381
00:20:55,045 --> 00:21:00,384
Absolutely. If I were you, i'd--
I'd be a little tougher on him,
use a little more discipline.
382
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,678
Really?
383
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,678
[John] Absolutely.
384
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:05,013
You see, you're-- you're
too permissive with him.
385
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,599
You know, you let him
get away with murder.
386
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,602
John, I don't need
your instant analysis.
387
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,855
-I'm only trying to--
-why don't you just
stick to teaching history
388
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,608
and leave parenthood
to people who qualify.
389
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,506
Some fun cruise this is.
390
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,676
I get all prettied up and you
don't come back to the cabin.
391
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,263
If that's all prettied up,
I should have my eyes examined.
392
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,141
Or better you should have
your head examined.
393
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,893
I have been waiting two hours.
Now, where have you been?
394
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,895
Gambling?
395
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,895
No.
396
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,231
I was looking for the guy
who borrowed this jacket.
397
00:21:56,314 --> 00:22:00,527
[Gasps]
What are you gonna do now?
Rip his shirt off?
398
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,072
Very funny. Very funny.
399
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,079
Look, if you
wanna know the truth...
400
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,753
I wanted to apologize
for the way I acted.
401
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:23,258
You wouldn't happen
to know their name, would you?
402
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:27,929
No, I don't remember.
Besides, it's late.
It's too much of a bother.
403
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,598
It's no bother.
404
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,767
Not to you, to them.
405
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,769
Believe me, they'll sleep fine.
406
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,897
Oh, boy, you can say that again.
407
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,358
There's no doubt about it.
408
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,361
The money belongs to that man.
409
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,365
You're jumping to conclusions.
410
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:50,368
He practically tore
that jacket off your body.
411
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:54,456
Why was he feeling around
and patting all the pockets?
412
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,626
Maybe it's like he said.
413
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,378
It's his favorite jacket.
414
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:08,011
[Sighs] I bet
the money belongs to him.
415
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,556
We don't know that.
416
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,602
Yes, we do know that.
417
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:19,981
[Sighs]
We have to give it back.
418
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:26,404
You're probably right.
419
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:26,404
Uh-huh.
420
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:31,451
Let me sleep on it.
421
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:31,451
Uh-huh.
422
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,794
To our divorce.
423
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,794
To our divorce.
424
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,841
Mm-- [laughs]
425
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,802
You know what I remember most?
Having to wait for you
426
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:52,389
to brush you hair
200 times every night.
427
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,057
[Gulps]
Whenever I tried to kiss you,
428
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,643
I'd end up with little
pig bristles between my teeth.
429
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,687
[Giggles] To pig bristles.
430
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,687
Mm.
431
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,190
Very appropriate
for someone who is always
throwing their dirty socks
432
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,985
into a corner of our bedroom.
433
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,985
Thank you.
434
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:08,989
To all your irritating,
disgusting habits.
435
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:12,909
And to all your irritating
and disgusting habits.
436
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,912
But especially to your
irritating, disgusting habit
437
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,583
of always pointing out
my irritating,
disgusting habits.
438
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,976
I've missed you.
439
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,976
I've missed you, too.
440
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,753
Ah.
441
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,928
You're in my bed.
442
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,928
Well, of course I'm in your bed.
443
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:16,556
I'm your wife.
444
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:16,556
Well, thanks
to some cheating lawyer.
445
00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,685
Samantha...
446
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:24,564
You think last night
was really such a good idea?
447
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:28,151
I mean, I know we agreed
we'd be good friends
448
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,154
till we got to Mexico
to get our divorce, but...
449
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:35,784
You think maybe we were being
over friendly last night?
450
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:35,784
What?
451
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:40,121
My brother
and his wife have never been
that friendly in 20 years
452
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,249
and they've got eight children.
453
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,876
Maybe we should have
some children.
454
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:49,172
Uh, Samantha, let's not start
455
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:49,172
something this morning
456
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:53,009
we'll have to fight
for custody of
this afternoon, hmm?
457
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,726
Maybe you're right.
458
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,025
No, don't do that.
459
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,025
Mm?
460
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,569
You know what that does to me.
461
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,699
I forgot. What does it do?
462
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:18,576
You know what it does.
463
00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:21,830
Cut that out.
464
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,082
I don't know
what you're talking about.
465
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,473
I'll only give you
$500 a month for child support.
466
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,184
That's more than you gave me
to run the house.
467
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,811
Well, this is different.
468
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,148
This is my son.
469
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,319
And I want him to go
to Harvard law school.
470
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:09,669
I'll meet you on deck.
I'm gonna try to find
that young man and apologize.
471
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,212
It must really be bothering you.
472
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,381
Do you know you tossed
and turned all night?
473
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,551
Yeah, well, I'm afraid
I spoiled their trip.
474
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,803
I'll see you at the pool.
475
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,891
Oh. Hi.
476
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,517
Oh. Hi.
477
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,978
Julie told us where to find you.
478
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:30,899
Oh, here's your jacket.
479
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:30,899
Oh, thanks.
480
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,901
I was just coming
to look for you.
481
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,070
To apologize for last night.
482
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,988
Oh, no. No.
483
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,324
We want to apologize.
484
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:42,702
We figured out
this was your money.
485
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:42,702
Well, i--
486
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,163
what is it, buddy?
487
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,163
This is not my money!
488
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:48,708
Hello. You know, my husband
was just going to look for you.
489
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,877
Yeah, well, I already
apologized, dear.
490
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,254
Are you sure
it's not your money?
491
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,254
Wouldn't I know?
492
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,965
Ask Julie who else
gave you some clothes.
493
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,596
What was that all about?
494
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,596
Nothing.
495
00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:04,557
It's the old "is this
your money" con game.
496
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,518
I saw it on movie of the week.
497
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:10,605
Suzanne somers played
the part of the girl.
498
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,148
She was good.
499
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:20,782
I told you. I bet this money
has been in our cabin for...
I don't know how long.
500
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,118
You might be right.
501
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,118
Of course I am.
502
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:27,288
If it were Mr. Redmond's,
he'd say so, wouldn't he?
503
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:27,288
I guess so.
504
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:32,001
Look, if it'll make you
feel better, I'll ask
somebody on the crew, okay?
505
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,379
Yeah, would you?
506
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,379
Sure.
507
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,758
Hello. How are you doing?
508
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,758
Fine, captain.
509
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,635
How are you?
510
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,635
I'm fine, thank you.
511
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,095
Uh...
512
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:47,308
Captain, if-- if a passenger
lost something on this ship,
you'd know about it, right?
513
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,353
Well, it depends on what kind
of something they lost.
514
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:53,231
Well, like a ring or a...
515
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,608
Or like a lot of money, sir.
516
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,153
Money? Oh, absolutely.
517
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:02,699
I think the last time
a passenger reported the loss
of money was about a year ago.
518
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:05,660
-But we found it.
-You did?
519
00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:08,746
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
520
00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:08,746
You found it.
521
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,874
Yes.
522
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,874
Thank you, sir.
523
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,209
You just found it, huh?
524
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:15,044
Thanks a lot.
525
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,839
Just-- just found it, huh?
526
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:35,356
Good morning.
527
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:35,356
Boy, you got back
late last night.
528
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,860
I fell asleep waiting for you.
529
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,860
I was with Mr. Hurley.
530
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,362
How could you do this to me?
531
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:44,866
How could you go out
with a man who's flunking
your one and only son?
532
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,326
You're right.
533
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,329
He is a creep.
534
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,706
Huh. Do you really mean that?
535
00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:53,583
Let's not even talk about him.
536
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:57,128
I promise you won't have
to put up with Mr. Hurley
any more on this trip.
537
00:29:57,504 --> 00:30:00,548
You're lucky.
You only had him for one night.
538
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,300
I have him every day.
539
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,221
Wanna go for a swim?
540
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,221
No, thanks. You go ahead.
541
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:31,162
Hey, I've got great news.
My mom and my teacher
hate each other.
542
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,916
That's too bad.
543
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,916
Too bad? Are you wacky?
544
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:37,126
Well, last night
I got to thinking.
545
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,462
If Mr. Hurly and your mom
get to be good friends,
546
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,048
he wouldn't have the guts
to flunk you in history.
547
00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:43,925
I never thought of that.
548
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:47,595
That makes sense.
But it's too late now,
she hates him.
549
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,015
Maybe. Maybe not.
I have an idea.
550
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:55,603
-Okay. But it better work.
Or else.
551
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:55,603
-Or else what?
552
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,814
You ever try
swimming to acapulco?
553
00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,190
[Laughs]
554
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,028
Here's to luck.
555
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,028
Here's to good luck.
556
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,283
Oh, hi. Uh, I wanted
to talk to you
557
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,286
but I had to duck
my wife first.
558
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:14,581
I hate to tell you this.
That money is mine.
559
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,461
Yeah, you see,
I couldn't tell you before
because I won it on a bet.
560
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,423
And I promised her
I wouldn't gamble.
561
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:25,216
I can identify it.
562
00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:30,763
Two thousand. 14 100s,
eight 50s and ten 20s.
563
00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:33,558
With a yellow rubber band
around it.
564
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,319
It's all there.
565
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,319
Yeah. Thanks. You're
a couple of good kids.
566
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:48,239
Besides, it's not a fortune,
you know. It's not gonna change
any of our lives.
567
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,159
Thanks.
568
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,969
Nice here, isn't it?
569
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,969
Yeah, but wouldn't you
rather be swimming?
570
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,015
Honey, is something wrong
with your watch?
571
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,015
No.
572
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,351
You keep looking at it
every two seconds.
573
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:20,438
Yeah, I just like to know
what time it is
every two seconds.
574
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,650
[Splashing]
575
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:27,362
Mr. John Hurley
to the pirate's cove.
576
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,364
Mr. John Hurley.
577
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,883
Come on, Danny. Let's go.
578
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,883
One more. Please, mom.
579
00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:51,010
We've had three already.
580
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,394
Hi. I'm John Hurley.
581
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,105
Hi. Isaac Washington.
582
00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:14,409
Nice to meet you.
583
00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:14,409
Look, didn't you just page me?
A little, tiny, high voice.
584
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,911
[High voice]
In a little, little,
high voice like that?
585
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,996
-Yeah.
-No.
586
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:24,419
Look who's there, mom.
Mr. Hurley.
587
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:31,092
Come on, Danny. No need
for you to be subjected
to him out of class.
588
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:34,011
But, mom...
589
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:34,011
Hi. Madeline...
590
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,745
I understand
what you're saying, Adam,
591
00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,247
but are you sure
you want a divorce?
592
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:03,624
Oh, of course.
Samantha and I
593
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,544
both want a divorce.
Why do you ask?
594
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,923
Well, it seems to me
that you keep saying
you want a divorce,
595
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,343
but from what you've told me
that's going on,
596
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,929
neither of you is acting
like you want a divorce.
597
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,849
You know, you may be right.
598
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:25,021
Oh, my god.
Maybe we're in love.
599
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:27,607
-It's possible.
-But I don't want to be in love.
600
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:29,358
With me, love always
leads to divorce.
601
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,152
And I don't want
to keep getting divorced.
602
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,488
In the time it takes
to get divorced,
603
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:35,990
-i could be falling in love
with the next woman.
-Adam,
604
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,659
it's hard to argue with a man
that makes such good sense.
605
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,703
It seems to me
you're already in love.
606
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,830
And since you're already
married, why get divorced
607
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,333
when you don't want
to keep getting divorced anyway?
608
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,503
I can't make it
any clearer than that, can I?
609
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,091
See how easy it is when I cut
right through the bone?
610
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,814
If we don't get this finished,
we're gonna miss dinner.
611
00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:12,735
How's that? Better?
612
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:18,366
"I'm sorry. Please meet me
on the promenade deck at ten.
Mr. Hurley."
613
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:21,786
I told you, "meet"
is not m-e-a-t.
614
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,249
How's mine look?
615
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,128
You spelled
my mother's name wrong again.
616
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:36,259
Should I sign it
"Mr. Hurley" or "John"?
617
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:38,553
Why don't we use their initials?
618
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:40,805
It sounds more intimate
and romantic.
619
00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:44,267
Women. I just want
620
00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:44,267
to pass history.
621
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,535
Hit me.
622
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,289
I said "hit me",
not "kill me."
623
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:10,334
Two grand in an hour.
You should open your own store.
624
00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:14,589
Is this the way
you keep your word?
Well, this is my word.
625
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:18,175
I'm not gonna gamble any more
of my life away with you.
626
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,724
Best hand I've had all night.
627
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,267
This is nice.
628
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,146
Staying in for the evening.
629
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,146
Having dinner at home.
630
00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:37,987
[Cork pops]
631
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,822
[Glasses clink]
632
00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:45,077
Oh, Adam. More champagne?
633
00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:45,077
Mm-hmm.
634
00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:48,289
Well, we gotta celebrate
our decision to stay married.
635
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:51,709
-You think it'll work this time?
-Of course.
636
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:02,386
Come to me, my adored one.
637
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:02,386
In a minute, darling.
638
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:09,143
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
639
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:11,145
Do you have to do that now?
640
00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:14,815
Adam, you know
what hair follicles say,
"if you stimulate me..."
641
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:19,904
[Both]
"I will reward you with shining,
glistening, beautiful hair."
642
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,041
Mm.
643
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,041
Mm.
644
00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:34,460
Adam.
645
00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:34,460
Samantha.
646
00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:37,546
Adam, are you
gonna keep your socks on?
647
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,007
My feet get cold.
648
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,802
But keeping your socks on
is just not romantic.
649
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:45,513
Samantha, why is it
every single time--
650
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:48,599
okay, okay, okay. You win.
651
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,560
Here we go.
652
00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:57,817
Come to me, my adored one.
653
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:02,697
Adam, is that the place
for a mature person's socks?
654
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,533
No.
655
00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,995
The place for socks...
656
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:12,707
Is on a mature person's
freezing feet.
657
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,418
That's the place for socks.
658
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:23,426
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19...
659
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:33,227
Mr. Washington,
I'll have a plain soda.
660
00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:34,895
With plenty of scotch in it.
661
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:35,980
Right.
662
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,608
Well, how'd you do
at the Blackjack table?
663
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,236
Now I know why they
664
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,236
call it Blackjack.
665
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:43,738
Wanna feel the lumps?
666
00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:46,657
Hey, it's only money.
667
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,785
I'll remember that
when I leave you a tip.
668
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:57,418
You can't go back to the office.
669
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,754
Mr. Voegler
will have you put in jail.
670
00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:02,923
Maybe not.
671
00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:02,923
You know he will.
672
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:06,344
Unless you can pay back
that $2000 you took.
673
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,765
How could I be so stupid?
674
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,767
Taking someone else's money
675
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:16,145
for-- for a cruise
we couldn't possibly enjoy.
676
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:21,859
[Woman] Ben, I love you.
I don't want you to go to jail.
677
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,904
I love you, too.
678
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:55,601
Hi.
679
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:55,601
Hi.
680
00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,312
How are you?
681
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,316
[Both overlap, laugh]
682
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,316
No, you go ahead.
683
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,986
I'm sorry for the way I acted.
684
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,823
I-- I mean, i--
I should say, overreacted.
685
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:12,576
I'm-- I'm really
the one to blame.
I shouldn't have butted in.
686
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,329
But I did mean well.
687
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,329
I know you did.
688
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:18,582
I'm glad you sent the note.
689
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,462
The note.
690
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,462
I thought you sent...
691
00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:29,510
[Laughs]
692
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:30,803
I should've known.
693
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:32,179
Danny, huh?
694
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:32,179
Yes.
695
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,223
Disguised, but it's his writing.
696
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,978
I'm kind of embarrassed.
697
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,978
Oh, don't be.
He's smarter than both of us.
698
00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:41,564
At least he found a way
to get us back together.
699
00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:44,442
Yes, he certainly did,
didn't he?
700
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:48,028
Went to a lot of trouble.
701
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:48,028
Yes, yes, yes, he did.
702
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:51,031
And since he went
to all that trouble, uh--
703
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,159
it wouldn't be fair
to let him down, would it?
704
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:58,539
-No, it wouldn't.
-You know, we've wasted
a whole day.
705
00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:00,791
Let's not waste the night, too.
706
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:30,237
-[Clears throat]
-Oh, hi.
707
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,489
Mr. Hurley.
708
00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:36,911
Uh, looks like you caught
your mother right in the middle
of a kiss with your teacher.
709
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:40,080
-A terrific kiss.
-Oh, thank you.
710
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,292
Danny, you and I
are gonna have to have
a man to man talk.
711
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:47,254
Your mother and I are gonna be
seeing a lot more of each other
when we get back.
712
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:51,217
-That's great.
-And I don't want
the other kids in class
713
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:55,054
to get the idea that you're
getting preferential treatment
because I'm dating your mother
714
00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:57,806
so I might have to be
a little bit tougher on you.
715
00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:03,604
-[Sighs]
-But I think you can handle it.
716
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:06,065
[John] Would you like to dance?
717
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:06,065
[Madeline] Yes, I would.
718
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,609
Excuse us, won't you?
719
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,609
Bye-bye.
720
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,446
Tougher? Tougher?
721
00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:14,865
I'm gonna kill you.
722
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,920
[Phone ringing]
723
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,547
There you are, Mr. Redmond.
724
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,634
[Buddy]
Thank you and here you are.
725
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,634
[Gopher] Thank you, sir.
726
00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:36,845
Jean.
727
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:43,352
Jean. Jean, I wanna talk to you.
728
00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:45,646
I see you cashed a check.
729
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,523
You haven't lost enough, huh?
730
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:54,738
Jean, listen.
I'm gonna gamble one more time
and then never again.
731
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,576
That's from the movie
fat chance.
732
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:06,959
Hey, just the guy
I wanna talk to.
Could you come here?
733
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:13,173
Look, if you hadn't been
honest enough to give me back
my money
734
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:16,093
i never could've made
the killing tonight
that I did in Blackjack.
735
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:20,347
-Biggest score I ever made.
-That's great. Congratulations.
736
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:23,517
And I've always made it a habit
to give my good luck charm
737
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,352
a little piece of the action.
738
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,187
Keeps my luck running good.
739
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:33,652
It's a lot of money.
740
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:38,449
-I can't take it.
-What do you mean
you can't take it?
741
00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,743
What do you want?
You want my luck to turn bad?
742
00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:43,537
Look, miss.
Here, you-- you take it.
743
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,164
Go ahead. For household money.
744
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:46,332
You know,
745
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:49,209
"to hold the house
together" money.
746
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,298
Look, I've been a gambler
all my life.
747
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:58,385
Right now, I'm gambling on you.
748
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:02,681
I got a hunch you're gonna be
a real big winner.
749
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:05,976
Take it.
750
00:44:08,645 --> 00:44:09,855
Thank you.
751
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,275
Thank you.
752
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,275
[Laughs]
753
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:20,449
You know, I don't know exactly
what you just did back there,
754
00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:24,203
but I have a feeling
it was something very nice.
755
00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:27,206
It was.
756
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:41,762
98... 99...
757
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,598
One hundred.
758
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,598
Congratulations.
759
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,100
Time for bed.
760
00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:51,063
Ah. Okay. All right.
761
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,444
Ah, Adam.
762
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,444
Samantha.
763
00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:00,572
Adam, there're too--
too many covers on this bed.
764
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,742
Oh, hey, hey, listen.
I took my socks off for you.
765
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:06,453
Adam, I can't sleep
under three blankets.
Look at-- I mean--
766
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,623
okay, that's it. A man spends
a third of his life in bed,
767
00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:12,709
and I don't intend to freeze
a third of my life away.
768
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:16,630
Don't I keep you warm enough?
769
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:16,630
Well, of course.
770
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:25,055
Ah. Maybe it's not
the kind of warm
we both need.
771
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,730
You want a divorce?
772
00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:37,359
Mm?
773
00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:40,904
Well... uh...
774
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:47,411
Yes, I do.
775
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:51,748
So do I.
776
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,510
Married, we'd end up
hating each other.
777
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:07,347
Uh-huh. Divorced,
we'll love each other forever.
778
00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:30,204
Bye-bye.
779
00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:30,204
Bye-bye.
780
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:34,041
-Hey, come back
and see us again.
-We hope to.
781
00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:37,377
Depends on Mr. Voegler.
Hey, thanks for being so nice.
782
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:40,839
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Your luggage just arrived.
783
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,216
Oh.
784
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,216
Oh.
785
00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:44,384
Gee, I hope you guys
had a good time.
786
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,971
-Your luggage went to Portugal.
-Figures.
787
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:50,390
Bye-bye.
788
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:50,390
Thank you.
789
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:55,562
Gee, I wonder
who Mr. Voegler is.
790
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:58,148
I don't know.
Probably the travel agent.
791
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:02,528
Hey, a lovely time.
792
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:02,528
Uh-huh.
793
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:04,947
Uh, gopher,
you remember my bookie?
794
00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:07,908
You know, the guy that gave you
the envelope full of money.
795
00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:07,908
Yeah.
796
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:11,245
Yeah, well, I just saw him
in the lobby back there
looking for me.
797
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:13,247
I think he came
to welcome me home.
798
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,916
Do me a favor, will you?
Will you give him this 50?
799
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,168
I thought you--
800
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,168
I quit betting.
801
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,254
I just don't want
to cut him off cold Turkey.
802
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:24,049
Goodbye.
803
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:24,049
Gopher, we better
find that bookie fast.
804
00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:27,761
What's the rush?
805
00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:27,761
Well, if we don't find him,
we'll be stuck with that 50.
806
00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:38,647
Danny, you know,
I've been thinking.
Maybe I could tutor you
807
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,274
a couple of hours a week
in history.
808
00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:41,817
How about math and science, too.
809
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:43,277
You think it'll help me pass?
810
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,820
Oh, I wouldn't be surprised
811
00:47:44,903 --> 00:47:46,071
if you became a "b" student.
812
00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:47,990
Maybe even an "a".
813
00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:50,617
Hey, let me quit
while I'm ahead, will you?
814
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,916
Are you two sure
you definitely want a divorce?
815
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,086
Merrill, would you
marry a woman who has
pig bristles in her hair,
816
00:48:01,169 --> 00:48:03,797
can't stand blankets,
does sit ups in bed,
817
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,632
and won't let you wear socks?
818
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,175
In a flash.
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