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I'm glad all that shit went down.
Like, you were there, you saw it.
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That was so... that was terrible,
right? They were, like, so awful.
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They were like... I love Kate,
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but if that's what a relationship
looks like, I want no part of it.
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Relationships are like being
in a cult, right?
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Like, couples are fundamentally...
They're toxic.
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Have you spoken to her?
Well, yeah, no, but...
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I have... No, not me, but I...
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I shouldn't be the one
that reaches out.
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Kate should reach out to me,
right? I don't know, mate.
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Here's the thing, I'm not the one
being unreasonable.
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Jessie, stop!
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Ugh! We can't be your Kate.
All right?
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OK.
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That's not what I'm asking, but...
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Well, you know what,
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I'm just glad I'm out here,
us three single, single dingles.
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Er, not me.
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I've got a girlfriend now. What?
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How long for? Two months. Oh.
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Gwen. She studies botany
and she's got a tongue piercing.
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She's about 12 years old.
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She's 27.
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That's literally how old
Janis Joplin was when she died.
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OK, OK. You know, I'm so happy
for you, man.
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It's so great. She's more than
welcome to come on Saturday.
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To where?
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To my birthday.
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Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
definitely. We'll try and make it.
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CROWD START TO APPLAUD ACT ON STAGE
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OK, well, that sounds like a no.
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Yeah! Basically, no.
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Shivani?
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I'm a hard pencil.
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Oh, look at this!
Here comes the breakfast tray.
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Choo-choo! Choo-choo!
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What have I done to deserve this,
my little Nigella?
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Well, I do find cooking
so sexy.
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No, I'm sorry. That was awful.
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She's a very talented chef.
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Enjoy.
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Oh, it's got berries. It's nice.
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Joe?
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Hmm? What's wrong?
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Bridget and I are getting back together.
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Oh, God. Look,
I've thought it all through.
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This is a bad idea.
That is my official stance.
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I love her, Jessie.
We're married. Whatever.
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Elizabeth Taylor was married,
like, eight times.
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Well, we're not all
once in a generation beauties.
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Bridget and I are in
a really good place.
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We're communicating better
than ever.
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And... suffice to say, we can barely
keep our hands off each other.
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Ugh. So this is your idea, yeah?
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You're happy with this?
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I am.
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I really am.
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Then I suppose I'm happy for you too.
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That means so much.
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And I want you to know
this is still your home too.
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Oh, no, I'll be moving out.
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No. Bridget and I do not get along.
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You're both very wilful.
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My wilful women.
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You need to take your make-up off
before bed, little missy.
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HE HUMS TO HIMSELF
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Oh, God.
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Hey, it's Jessie.
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Please don't leave a message,
because I never take them. Thanks.
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BEEP
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Hey.
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So... I got your message.
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I know you said not to call,
but I'm just really confused.
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I'm not really sure
what that was about...
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Oh, Tom, hello.
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Hi. Is Clem in there? Yes.
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Great. You can't come in.
She's trying on a dress.
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Exciting. I'm sure she won't mind.
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It's tradition. Yeah, but it's just
one of the silly ones. It's not, no.
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It's probably
the most important one.
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Hayley, can you turn off
the heating, please?
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She's sweating and it's going
to stain the dress.
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You can't be here. I told him.
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Hey. Hey! Don't come in here.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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There are a lot of people here.
Yeah, I know.
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I'm sorry.
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They'll be gone soon.
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Are you free to talk? Er, yeah.
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Yeah, of course.
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Um, let me just change.
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You know what, it's a bad time.
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I'll come back later.
Well, you know what?
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Fuck it. I've been married before.
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Da-da!
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I kissed Jessie.
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I'm going to get changed.
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Can I help you?
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May I? No.
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Sit down.
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Have you come to apologise?
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I have.
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Oh. OK.
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Well, go ahead.
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I apologise.
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And?
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I love you. No, I was talking
about Kate.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Look, I can't speak for her,
but I will say that she misses you.
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Did she say that?
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In almost every way.
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OK, in what way didn't she say it?
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Verbally. Get out.
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Jessie, she loves you! OK?
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I can't handle her without you.
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She keeps asking me for my opinion
on things.
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We're about to have a baby.
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Yeah, well, I'm more than happy
to be friends with the baby.
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I'll tell her you said hi.
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Not unless you want to lie
to a pregnant woman.
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She said... Stuart!
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What the...? Oh, My God,
there's no-one even out there.
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Hang up.
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Hang up!
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First message received at 3:02 pm.
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Hey. So, I got your message...
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Message deleted.
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Next message received at 5:43 pm.
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Jessie, light of my life,
angel of angels.
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We can't make it to your birthday
tonight. I'm so sorry.
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Wait, was it tomorrow night?
I'm not sure...
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DOOR CLOSES DOWNSTAIRS
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Steve, be quiet!
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I'm being quiet!
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You're slamming doors.
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Oh, hey,
you're still here.
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Where else would I be?
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Thanks, mate. What do I owe you?
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You don't have to pay me, you dweeb.
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Oh, nice.
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Why are you home so early?
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Because... Oh, this is a good one...
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...because Sarah's boss doesn't know
that she's pregnant,
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so she keeps buying wines, and then
I have to drink them in secret.
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And I think I got, um, a bit drunk.
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Oh.
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You seem pretty sober. Do I? Yeah.
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OK, cool.
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How are you doing, mate?
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Can't believe
you're having another one.
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Oh, my God.
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Don't do it.
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Do what?
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Kids.
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Don't do it.
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Oh, shut up. You love kids.
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I do.
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That's the problem.
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At least you have someone to take
care of you when you're old.
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Well, who's going to take care
of you when you're old?
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Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow,
by the way.
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Thank you.
Wait, you're not coming to the pub?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, no, we're going to try.
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But, you know, in all likelihood...
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...we won't.
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Steve?
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Steve.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello, Ma.
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? Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
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? Happy birthday, dear... ?
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You don't have to do the whole song.
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It's fine.
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Hip, hip, hooray!
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Congratulations for giving
birth to me today. Thank you, love.
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Bad day for you.
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Life ruined. Stop it.
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Yeah. How do you feel about it?
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I feel fine about it. Yeah,
you happy that I live far away now?
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FUNERAL MARCH PLAYS
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MUSIC STOPS
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So it's over.
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I don't know.
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So it's just pencilled?
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The wedding's pencilled.
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I'm sorry, bro.
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Bro, bro, bro.
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Bro, bro, bro.
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BOYS ON BUS CHAT QUIETLY
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There's no way. Yo, yo, yo.
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Think she has a crush on you.
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Shut up.
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Listen, why would she sit
right next to you
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when there's so many
empty seats on the bus?
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Just hear me out.
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She thinks you're hot.
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She wants to marry you.
She wants to build a life with you.
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Are you talking to me?
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Do you have a crush on our friend?
No.
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Then why did you sit next to him?
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Because the person was moving.
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Excuse me.
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She still likes you. Shut up!
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Trust me, bro.
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Trust me. Pinky promise.
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I don't have a crush on him.
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Jessie! Hey, birthday girl.
This way.
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Come on. Got you a pint.
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Hi!
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Happy birthday! Hi.
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Whew!
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Nice to get one under the belt.
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Yeah, you were playing well.
You were bad.
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It all came together.
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What are you up to tonight?
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It's Jessie's birthday.
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Oh, shit, of course.
You should come.
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Yeah, no, I don't...
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Yeah, sorry, it might not be best, considering...
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Um...
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Look, I've been meaning
to apologise.
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I should never have told her.
It was a betrayal of trust.
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Told her what?
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What you said to me at the stag.
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What did I say to you at the stag?
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You told me you still love Jessie.
I told you I still love Jessie.
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I didn't mean for it to come out.
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I was under the influence... of
illegal drugs.
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And how did she take it?
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I'd prefer to stay out of the drama.
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Tom!
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Is it still OK if I get
a lift home?
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Tom?
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Oh, I'm so, so... I'm not fun.
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I'm not fun. I'm not fun right now.
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I'm sorry.
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I just... It's my birthday,
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and not one single person,
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not one single person
shows up for my birthday.
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Apart from you, sorry, obviously,
you know.
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All good.
Your mum begged me to come.
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She was worried about numbers. 33.
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I mean, I know it's not a big one,
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like a huge age,
but, like, it's a birthday.
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It's, like, 33.
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I thought I would have been further
along in life by now, you know?
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Yeah, I don't know.
I've never really thought about it.
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Well, don't, because it's fucking
sad and scary and just awful.
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I feel OK.
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Yeah, well, I think you have lower
expectations than I do.
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Worked out for me.
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I had loads of people
at my birthday.
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And I'm sorry for not showing up
to that as well.
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I did intend to, but I just had
a thing and stuff.
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No worries. We're not that close.
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We're not, are we?
That's fine. That's OK.
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Sorry. Felt weird. Yeah.
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I just feel like
I'm fucking up constantly.
261
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,460
Do you know what I mean,
that feeling?
262
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,580
It's just like I can see
where I fuck up
263
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:44,380
and I can look back on it
and know it's happening,
264
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:48,420
but I can't stop the thing
from happening in the moment.
265
00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:52,580
Fucking hell.
266
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,500
You've got to get a grip
and stop being a little bitch.
267
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:04,620
What? I'm sorry, but your life's
actually not that bad.
268
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,100
It's going OK.
269
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,820
You've got a house, a job.
270
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,300
You look fine.
271
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,340
No-one's going to stare.
272
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:15,700
You know, you're not even
that bad of a person.
273
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:20,740
Just appreciate
what you have while you have it.
274
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,060
Whoa.
275
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:27,900
Yeah, whoa. Even I felt that, actually.
276
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,940
PHONE BUZZES
277
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,620
Oh... It's OK. Take it.
278
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,180
Please, God, take it.
279
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:36,100
Take the fucking call.
280
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,060
Take everything. Yeah. Good.
281
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,300
This girl, I swear to God.
282
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,620
Hello, my friend.
Why aren't you answering your phone?
283
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,820
Stop yelling at me, please.
284
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,140
Ian's playing squash.
285
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,020
And?
286
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,420
And my waters have broken!
287
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,100
Oh, OK. Er...
288
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,380
Way to bury the lede.
289
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,580
Um, where are you?
290
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,580
So he's not picking up,
and I can't get an Uber,
291
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,300
so I'm walking to the hospital,
292
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,900
and I thought I should let you know
293
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,660
in case I collapse and die
on the way.
294
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,900
No, no, no. You don't need to go
to the hospital yet.
295
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,140
It's fine, it's fine.
296
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,100
You're probably going to have
a few hours... Argh!
297
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,780
OK, maybe it IS happening now.
298
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,940
OK, shit, shit, shit.
Er, stay where you are,
299
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,140
I'm going to be with you.
300
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:30,500
I'm coming to you, OK?
I'm on my way. I'm on my way!
301
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,660
Ow!
302
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,180
You were the only one I knew
with a car.
303
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:09,820
I shouldn't have called.
304
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:12,420
Not really, no.
305
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:16,460
Are you annoyed?
306
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,620
Yeah.
307
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,540
Sorry.
308
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,700
No, I'm just annoyed because...
309
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,700
...it's really nice to see you.
310
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,780
Oh.
311
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:33,580
OK.
312
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,460
It's my birthday today.
Don't tell me that.
313
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,700
Well, it is my birthday.
314
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,980
Well, now I feel bad for being mad
at you.
315
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,420
Well, you should feel bad.
316
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,460
It's my birthday.
317
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,980
I mean, is Kate even in labour?
318
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,140
No, actually, there is no Kate.
319
00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,740
What you've seen is
a very sophisticated hologram.
320
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:04,220
I knew it. I knew it.
321
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:07,740
Oh, there she is.
Just pull over here.
322
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,260
Right. OK. OK, OK. OK.
323
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,580
KATE PUFFS
324
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:14,340
Hi! Hi, I'm here.
325
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,180
Where have you been? Sorry.
326
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,180
I'm sorry. Are you OK?
No, I'm not OK.
327
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,420
I am freaking the fuck out.
328
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,460
Sorry. I'm sorry
we're not friends any more.
329
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,780
We don't have to talk about that.
You're having a baby.
330
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,660
This is more important.
No, it really isn't.
331
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:30,180
It really isn't. Lovely to see you
again, Liam. And you.
332
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:31,340
How are you?
333
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,380
Yeah, good.
334
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,420
Lovely.
335
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,500
OH!
336
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,380
Nearly there, nearly there.
337
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,300
Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
338
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,020
Also, I'm so sorry -
you are clutching my hand so tight.
339
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,260
You have weak hands.
340
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:43,740
Ow.
341
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,820
Is it straight ahead?
Yeah, just straight, yeah.
342
00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,580
OK. Lovely van.
343
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:49,780
Thank you.
344
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,420
So have you forgiven Jessie, then?
Kate.
345
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:55,020
Yes, I have.
Oh, that's wonderful.
346
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:59,740
I think I've pissed on your seat
a little bit.
347
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,740
Oh.
348
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,180
That's honestly fine.
349
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,660
Me too back here, actually.
350
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,420
OK.
351
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,340
Oh, for fuck's sake. Ian!
352
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,300
Ian.
353
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,620
I'm so sorry. Are you OK?
354
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:20,660
It's really happening. It's
happening, my wife's having a baby!
355
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,500
I know! The bags,
have you got the bags?
356
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,460
Yeah, it's fine, I've got
everything. Just go, go, go.
357
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,140
Jessie.
358
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,460
Hi.
359
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:38,060
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