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DISTANT CLUB MUSIC POUNDS CHUCKLES
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I only smoke at the stag dos.
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And bank holidays.
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Can I have a drag? No.
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Sorry, but no.
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I need to smoke it all.
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Sorry. Can I just... Fine.
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THEY CHUCKLE
Hey! The bachelor himself.
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How's it going, buddy?
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The best.
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I love you guys.
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Oh, my God. I love you.
We love you.
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And I love Jessie.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. She's all right.
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No, I mean I still love Jessie.
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Yeah. That's cool.
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Nice one.
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It's a cool thing.
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You guys want a drink?
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Nah, nah, I'm not...
No, thank you. Yeah. Go party.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Man, we have got to find some food.
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Hm. Ooh, they've got kebabs.
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OFFBEAT RHYTHMIC PIANO CHORDS PLAY
HIGH-PITCHED SYNTH PIPES PLAY
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Oh, shit.
SIGHS
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Oh, God, I can't take Liam.
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Steve, you've got to make sure
she can text her new boyfriend.
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Oh, shut up. There we go. Stop it. CHUCKLING
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Well, I just think you should
have run it by the group first
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before you decided to invite
some guy.
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You invited your hairdresser
to Cornwall last year.
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Yeah, but she was great, right?
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She was. Aw, she was...
How's she doing? Is she well?
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I loved her... Really well.
Well, Liam is cool and good,
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great too, OK?
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And also, I definitely
put it on the group chat.
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Well, I didn't realise I was coming
on a couples holiday, Jessie.
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It's not a couples holiday, Shivani.
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And also, I mean, like,
Joe doesn't have anyone.
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Sorry, Joe.
I didn't mean it like that.
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Oh, I'm fine with it. Honestly.
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Bridget would have
eaten all the crisps.
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All the more for me.
DOOR CLICKS SHUT
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Well, well, well.
We're entering our post-Tom era.
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We're not entering a
post-Tom era, OK?
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Also, actually, Steve and Ian,
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they went on a stag do,
so that's actually the real betrayal.
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J'accuse. J'accuse!
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I wish I hadn't gone.
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What? I had a great time.
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SCOFFS
All right. Do I just, what do we do?
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Do I text him and cancel
or something?
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Absolutely not. He's coming.
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Well, Jessie, shall we put
your stuff in your room?
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Hey? Come on.
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Hey, maybe we should try
and keep the communal spaces
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a little tidy this weekend.
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What do we reckon?
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All right. Well, then, also,
maybe we can all just try
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and be like normal people as well
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because you are representing me
in front of this guy, right?
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Absolutely. Right. You are
at the top...
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Ooh!
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I can't eat any of that.
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Right.
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So it's actually a lot warmer
at the top of the house.
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And this is it.
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Home, sweet home.
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Ben? Uh, what?
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First come, first served.
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Why did you book this place?
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Are you kidding me?!
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I checked multiple times
with everyone in the group chat
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and you all said
you were happy with that...
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Oh, my God! Shout loud, Steve! It's
not my fault if you don't like it!
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Jesus!
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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Please, please, please, please
swap rooms with me.
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I've already plugged my charger in.
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But it's like, it's a kid's room.
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I don't feel right.
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So you want me to sleep
in a child's bed
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and listen to you bang all night?
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No, no, no.
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I'll be so,
you won't hear me.
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I'm as quiet as a mouse.
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I know for a fact you're not.
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Oh...
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JESSIE SIGHS
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JESSIE GRUNTS
Stop. Stop, Jessie! No...
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Stop it! Just be a good friend.
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Oh! Leave it!
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Argh! Leave it!
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STRAINS
All your stuff is already there, it's already there, come on.
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Stop... Please.
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Really? Yes.
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Yes.
DISTANT ARGUING
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God, I don't remember.
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Was I there? Yes.
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Yes, you were.
Tom said he still loved Jessie.
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Well, he was wasted.
Maybe he was talking about
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a different Jessie.
I'm not good at keeping secrets.
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OK? I have been burdened
with knowledge that I do not want.
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Just forget about it.
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I have a photographic memory.
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Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
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I like Bridget.
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I think you were sort of
born to get divorced. KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Jessie!
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Liam's here!
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Oh, my God.
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Steve! Get the door!
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STEVE SIGHS
What do you think I should do?
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Just relax, man.
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Just try not to think about it, OK?
Yeah, OK. OK.
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SIGHS
Hey, mate.
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Yeah?
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Um, Sarah's pregnant again,
by the way.
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Just don't tell anyone.
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STEVE CLEARS THROAT
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What did I just say?
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Go and get the door and shut up!
Everyone, shut up! Shut up!
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I didn't say anything.
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Hi. Hello. Hi!
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You made it.
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I did.
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You should save yourself, though,
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right now because
they are animals in there.
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Oh. Yeah.
Well, it was nice knowing you.
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Yeah. Goodbye. Bye.
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JESSIE CHUCKLES
I'll open the door.
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GASPS
Hello! Hello.
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No. A man! A man.
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Oh, no. What are you doing?
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Sorry. Well, I'm sorry for trying
to create some memories.
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Welcome. Heya. Ian.
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Hi. Hi. This is everyone...
OVERLAPPING CHATTER
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Yeah, I'm actually having
a really nice time.
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Oh, that's great. Yeah.
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Afternoon. Hello there.
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What was that? I thought
people in the country
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were supposed to be friendly.
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Piece of shit.
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So, Liam, what's it like
having a real job?
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Shivani. What? I'm just surprised
to meet competent men our age.
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We're a rare breed.
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Sorry about that.
Are you taking the piss?
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Don't worry, honestly...
THEY CHAT INDISTINCTLY
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Oh, sorry. Oop. Whoo!
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You all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Next time you're falling
on your arse.
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Really? Yeah.
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How you doing back there?
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Oh, yeah, yeah! Go ahead!
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No, I don't want
any special treatment!
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OK.
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GRUNTS EFFORTFULLY PANTS
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Do you think Jessie knows
what she wants?
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What are you on about?
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Just a general question.
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Do any of us know what we want?
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Right. You're weirding me out.
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Don't ask anyone weird questions
like that this weekend.
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Oh! Shit.
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I think I found magic mushrooms!
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Oh, shit.
Probably shouldn't yell that.
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Hey, you be careful on those.
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You know what you're like.
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I'm pretty good on magic...
Uh, remember Brussels?
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Is this your card?
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No.
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Ugh! I don't know...
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Hm?
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I don't feel anything.
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Maybe we were supposed to saute
them or something.
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No, we've just got to eat
some more. Got to eat a lot.
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I'm going to try one.
Ah, ah! No, definitely not.
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Why? That's really
controlling behaviour, Steve.
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Yeah, Steve. Why not?
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Because these,
these things can really fuck you up.
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IAN COUGHS
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No. None for me.
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That's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
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How are you doing, Ian?
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Yeah. Great. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, not, not feeling anything yet.
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Just feeling a little bit queasy.
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It is me speaking now, isn't it?
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Yeah, man. Yeah.
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Hi.
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Kate.
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Kate.
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Oh, no, I fell asleep.
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Let's get you to bed, OK?
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Oh... Ugh! Why can't I get up?
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Cos you're eight
months pregnant, I think.
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Oh, you remembered.
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Oh... Get her under the arms.
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THEY STRAIN
Everyone say goodnight to Kate.
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Night. Night-night.
Goodnight, Kate. Sleep well.
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Goodnight, guys. Goodnight.
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Are you all right? Yep.
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Oh, my God.
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Everyone goes crazy on mushrooms.
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I can't believe...
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SHIVANI LAUGHS
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What are you laughing at?
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You wouldn't get it.
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JESSIE STRAINS
Hmm. There you go.
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Jessie?
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Yeah.
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Did we have a good time?
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Yeah, we had a great time.
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Hm.
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Ugh, I'm having a baby soon.
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I know. You won't shut up about it.
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Jessie.
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Yes.
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Will you still tell me all your
secrets when the baby's born?
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Of course.
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Can I tell the baby
all your secrets?
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I don't have much of a choice,
do I? Hm.
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KATE BREATHES DEEPLY
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And the last time I did mushrooms,
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I had a conversation
with what turned out
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to be a very tall lamp.
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JESSIE LAUGHS
Are you high right now?
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No, I didn't take any.
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Wait. What?
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Sorry. Didn't you hear what I
just said about the lamp thing?
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JESSIE CHUCKLES
No, I actually wasn't listening
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to anything you were saying.
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That's fair. Yeah.
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Also, I didn't want to, er,
do anything embarrassing
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in front of your friends.
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Hm.
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I didn't take any mushrooms either.
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Oh. Yeah.
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So I suppose we're both...
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...of sound and sober mind.
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LIAM CHUCKLES
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We are.
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SLOW PIANO MUSIC
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QUIET JAZZ DRUMS PLAY Oh...
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THEY MOAN
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The beds are sliding.
The beds are sliding.
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I'm falling.
THEY LAUGH
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Oh. Hi. Oh, hi.
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Sorry. There we go.
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Er, Jessie?
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It's, er...
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I was sick.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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In the sink.
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Oh, OK.
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Tom still loves you.
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OK.
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Tom's still in love with you.
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He told me about it in confidence
on the stag do.
262
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Hang on. Sorry. What are you...
263
00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:59,220
But you're in love with Liam now,
so everything's fine.
264
00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:01,860
I didn't say I love Liam.
265
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,100
Well, I don't...
266
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,140
Maybe you should be with Tom, then.
267
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,380
Goodnight.
268
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,740
Ian...
269
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,300
FOOTSTEPS RECEDE
270
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,580
MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
271
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,500
What the hell?
272
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,540
Jessie?
273
00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:34,780
Yeah?
274
00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:40,220
I would spoon you, but I'm
afraid I'll fall down the gap again.
275
00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:42,660
That's OK.
276
00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,420
Goodnight.
277
00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:57,620
Someone needs to swap beds with me.
278
00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:00,420
My mattress feels like
it's filled with coins.
279
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,980
Well, I had an amazing sleep,
280
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:04,260
so I don't know
what you're talking about.
281
00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,900
How are my little druggos
this morning?
282
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,780
Morning. Er... Also, was I dreaming
283
00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:10,420
or did someone get into bed
with me for a bit last night?
284
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:13,260
Oh, no, that was me.
I got the wrong room. Sorry.
285
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:14,580
No, no.
286
00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:15,820
It was nice.
287
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:19,740
Nothing happened or anything. Good.
288
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,460
Um, do you want some milk?
No, thanks.
289
00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:22,780
I'm not even attracted to Sarah.
290
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:25,500
That's so rude.
I didn't mean it like that, Sarah.
291
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,060
Hey, um, can I borrow some of
your dandruff shampoo?
292
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,660
It's quite expensive.
293
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,900
Yeah.
294
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,980
No, cool. Yeah, yeah.
STEVE CLEARS THROAT
295
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,700
Morning.
296
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:40,980
Oh, morning.
297
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,700
There you go. Thank you.
298
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,940
That's all right.
299
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,260
JESSIE EXHALES SHARPLY
300
00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:51,900
You all right? Mm-hmm.
301
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:55,740
Hm. It's just a lot
of people downstairs.
302
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,780
Yeah. My friends, but
they're just a lot of people. Hm.
303
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,780
PERSON CLEARS THROAT Hello.
304
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,060
Did you make relationship coffee?
305
00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,540
I only have two hands.
306
00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,500
And this is how you treat me?
307
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,660
No. Take mine, then.
308
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,860
Couples holiday.
309
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,060
Yeah.
310
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,540
Shivani!
311
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,220
Guys, Jessie made
relationship tea...
312
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,260
See what I mean?
313
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,020
...and she's gone back to bed!
I quite like her. No, you don't.
314
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,500
STEVE WINCES
315
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,020
Hey, where's Liam?
316
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,140
He's having a shower. Why?
317
00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:32,860
OK, well, we need
some more firewood and
318
00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,740
he looks like he knows
how to chop firewood.
319
00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:37,500
Oh, yeah. Yeah, Liam's great.
320
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,220
Absolutely no problem
with him whatsoever.
321
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,620
Amazing guy.
322
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,300
Yeah. OK. I can do it.
323
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,100
Do you know how to chop firewood?
324
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,940
I've seen it in movies. I don't know.
325
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,100
Don't hurt yourself.
326
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,260
Yeah. All right.
327
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,860
Ow.
328
00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:58,780
JESSIE BREATHES HEAVILY
329
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,740
OK.
330
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:11,940
Wow.
331
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,020
Rustic vibes.
332
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,420
What are you doing out here?
333
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,940
I'm providing for my family.
334
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,180
JESSIE GRUNTS
What the hell?
335
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,220
JESSIE GROANS
336
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,580
Hey. Liam seems lovely.
337
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,780
Yeah. Liam's great.
338
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,500
Yeah?
339
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,660
Are you all right?
340
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:32,940
Ian said you stormed off.
341
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,460
What else did he say to you?
342
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,620
Nothing.
343
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,620
Why is everyone being so crazy?
344
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:39,820
I'm the pregnant one.
I should be the crazy one.
345
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,260
I'm acting normal
and I'm feeling fine.
346
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,300
Right.
347
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,540
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!
348
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:47,460
Oh, my God. Get a grip.
349
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,780
Motherfu...
350
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:52,420
Your energy is all off.
Why is this so hard? It's all off.
351
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:58,060
INDISTINCT CHATTER
No, I did, I put money in the account for the land.
352
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,660
STEVE CLEARS THROAT
I was the one that wanted to bag the land, Joe.
353
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:03,700
STEVE CLEARS THROAT
CHATTERING STOPS
354
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,660
Darkness falls on the village.
355
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,820
Villagers...
356
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,420
...close your eyes.
357
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:15,100
Just realised I didn't
check on the lamb.
358
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,140
Villagers, close your eyes
and shut up.
359
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,500
Because while you slumber,
360
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,940
a deadly threat stalks the streets.
361
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:27,420
Werewolves, open your eyes.
362
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,940
Quietly choose who you want to kill.
363
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,860
Werewolves, please make a decision.
364
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,380
OK, werewolves!
365
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,700
Close your eyes.
366
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,980
Detective, open your eyes.
367
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:04,860
Detective, who would you
like to know about?
368
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,180
Detective, close your eyes.
369
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:18,340
Doctor, please open your eyes
370
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,300
and choose who they want
to save from death.
371
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:27,260
I hope the doctor knows
they can save anyone in the group.
372
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,980
Fine. Doctor, close your eyes.
373
00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:34,460
Village, awaken.
374
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,260
THEY FAKE YAWN
THEY GRUNT
375
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:38,900
Good morning, village.
376
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,740
Except it's not a good morning
377
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,100
because unfortunately,
late last night,
378
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,580
while taking a stroll
with his beloved,
379
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,300
one of your villagers was...
380
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,900
Babe, hurry up.
We don't need the backstory.
381
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,900
Let's just... I always create a
nice sense of atmosphere.
382
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:51,940
Hurry up, Steve.
383
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,820
All right. Ian's dead.
Talk amongst yourselves.
384
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,940
What?
SORROWFUL MUTTERINGS
385
00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,940
What? Gone before your time.
386
00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:59,580
Aw! Wouldn't you agree?
387
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,460
Fit. Jessie...
A-ba-ba-ba-ba.
388
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:03,060
The dead cannot speak.
389
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:05,140
You've got one minute
to find a werewolf.
390
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,100
I vote Joe.
391
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,980
What the hell? Why Joe?
392
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,620
It's a necessary sacrifice.
393
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,380
I'm happy to... Oh, come on.
394
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,980
Look at that face.
395
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,340
He looks pretty innocent to me.
396
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,420
Sorry, this is so mean.
397
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,060
Bridget always said you
were snakes.
398
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,940
Jessie, I really don't think
it's Joe.
399
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,140
OK. Uh...
400
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,300
It's not personal, Joe.
401
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,260
It's just... It feels quite
personal. Well, it's not.
402
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,820
Let's... Well, it just feels
a bit personal
403
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,100
and I said it's not me. Don't worry,
Joe. I've got your back.
404
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:35,180
I know... I take it personally cos
it feels like a personal thing.
405
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,820
He knows it's not me. I vote Kate.
406
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,260
Excuse me?
407
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,940
Yeah, actually, this is a classic
werewolf move.
408
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,260
You've killed Ian to
throw us off the scent.
409
00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,100
KATE SCOFFS
Oh, yeah, that is what I would do.
410
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,740
OK, you're the fucking werewolf.
411
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,140
Ooh. I'm not the one
getting defensive.
412
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,540
What's wrong with you?
There's nothing wrong with me.
413
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,460
Just because I told you
Tom still loves you.
414
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:57,820
You're not allowed to talk.
415
00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:00,260
What? You're dead, so that's not...
416
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,340
Actually, you know what?
Go ahead, Ian.
417
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,500
I... You can talk.
418
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,780
Why did you tell me that?
419
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,660
Well, I don't know, Jessie. Why
did you kiss an engaged man, eh?
420
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,540
Ian! Fuck off. Jessie.
421
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,900
Whoa... Liam, d'you want to
come in the kitchen? Yeah.
422
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,180
OVERLAPPING VOICES
You don't need to hear any of this.
423
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,060
Why don't we, um...
Wait, where are you going?
424
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,420
I'm just going to check on the lamb.
425
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:20,460
Jessie...
426
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,580
Not cool.
427
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,740
Liam...
428
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:28,540
JESSIE SIGHS
I don't know why you're shaking YOUR head.
429
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:33,060
I just, I don't know what kind
of bro chat you have with Tom
430
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:36,540
or whatever, but he is the one
who invited me to the theatre.
431
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:39,540
He is the one who kissed ME.
432
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,740
Sorry.
433
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,420
You kissed him at the theatre?
434
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,940
Yes.
435
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:47,340
I meant the wedding.
When you kissed him.
436
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,860
KATE SCOFFS
You kissed him again?
437
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,460
JESSIE EXHALES
438
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,740
Why didn't you tell me?
439
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,460
Because I knew this would happen.
440
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,740
I knew, I knew you would judge me.
441
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,540
No. No, I wouldn't have.
442
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,700
Yes, you would have.
443
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,260
Well...
444
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:09,300
...maybe if you made one
good decision in your life,
445
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,580
I wouldn't have to judge you.
446
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,780
How am I supposed to make
any good decisions
447
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,220
under that kind of pressure?
448
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,380
I don't have to tell you everything.
449
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,660
Right. OK.
450
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,820
I'm going for a walk.
451
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:25,620
I'm going for a walk.
No, I'm going for a walk first!
452
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,940
KATE SNIFFS
Kate.
453
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,980
Kate!
DOOR SLAMS
454
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,580
SHIVANI BLOWS A RASPBERRY
455
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:42,500
Steve and I are having
another fucking kid.
456
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,580
Nice.
457
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,100
Congratulations. BOTH: Cheers.
458
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,300
Thank you.
459
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,660
Are you happy?
460
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,580
Yeah. It's going to be great.
461
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,740
Yeah.
462
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,820
Hey, it's Tom.
Leave a message.
463
00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,140
JESSIE SIGHS
ANSWERPHONE BEEPS Hey, man.
464
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,420
Er, I don't know if you've
got your phone turned off
465
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,540
or you've blocked my number
or something like that.
466
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:07,980
But I just wanted to
reach out to you and say that
467
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:12,460
you're getting married,
so maybe just go do that.
468
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,900
So, yes, please do not
reach out to me ever again.
469
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:18,420
This is me reaching out to you to say
470
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,060
do not reach out.
471
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,580
Thank you.
472
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,820
JESSIE SIGHS
473
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,660
Hi.
474
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,900
Hi.
475
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:36,380
I'm sorry.
476
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,740
No, no, it's...
477
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,940
It's, um...
478
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,100
It's... Yeah.
LIAM SCOFFS SOFTLY
479
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,060
Listen, I might go home.
480
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,020
OK.
JESSIE SCOFFS SOFTLY
481
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:00,620
Actually...
482
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:06,660
...is it OK if we break up?
483
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,540
You don't have to ask for
permission for that. Um...
484
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:23,100
I don't really, I can't say no
after that, so...
485
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,420
Yeah. I guess.
486
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,900
It seems like such a waste.
487
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,940
JESSIE SNIFFS
488
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,100
Yeah.
489
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,380
Yeah, I know.
490
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:42,700
I just think...
491
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:46,980
I think you've got
some stuff to sort out.
492
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:50,500
You know?
493
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,740
Yeah.
494
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,780
JESSIE SNIFFS
495
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:59,740
Come here.
JESSIE SOBS QUIETLY
496
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:01,700
I'm such a fucking idiot.
497
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,940
Yeah, maybe.
498
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,380
JESSIE CRY-LAUGHS
499
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:10,340
LIAM SIGHS
500
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:19,100
JESSIE EXHALES
501
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,220
JAZZ PIANO PLAYS
502
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:34,300
JESSIE SNIFFS
QUIET JAZZ DRUMS PLAY
503
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:38,380
JAZZ MUSIC GROWS LOUDER
504
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:42,980
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