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Anyway, he kind of goes
a bit... I don't know, weird,
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and kidnapped, like,
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her boyfriend.
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What? Yeah. Texted her. I was
like, "Dungeon and stuff?"
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He's, like, "I'm going to kill
you and stuff."
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She's like, "Don't do it, please
don't."
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And then he's, like, "OK, I won't do
it, OK? I love you so much.
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"And, like, I've got low
self-esteem, but, like, you know,
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"you're never going to love me."
And then he lets him go and he dies.
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No, he doesn't die, he disappears,
I think.
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And this is a musical? Yeah.
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I'm really surprised you haven't
heard of Phantom Of The Opera -
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it's very famous.
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I can't wait to see it.
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It's really good. Mm.
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Why is your flat so cold? I know.
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I don't want to get out of bed.
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Well, we're going to have to.
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OK.
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SHE SIGHS
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On the count of three?
Yeah, OK.
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One.
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Two.
Don't rush me.
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Three.
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SHE LAUGHS
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You liar! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
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You fucking liar!
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Where are my clothes?
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Oh!
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What are you doing tonight?
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Er, I'm going for a drink.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Actually, it's kind of a... a date.
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Oh.
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Yeah. I thought we were dating
people. Is that not...?
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No, no, no, yeah, yeah, totally.
Yeah. Great.
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That's awesome. Awesome.
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Go get it. Go get it, son.
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What are, er... what are you
doing tonight?
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The same.
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Oh.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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So I guess we're both
going on our little dates.
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I guess so.
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WOMAN LAUGHS
Stop!
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What are you doing? Hahaha!
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Stop it!
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Where are you going?
There you go.
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MUFFLED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
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The door. I've got it.
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INDISTINCT
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Sorry, excuse me. I'm so sorry.
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Did I miss my stop? I don't know.
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SHE LAUGHS
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SHUTTER CLICKS
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PHONE PINGS
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That's when you really admire one
because, at the end of the day,
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if you're out there, then
you're doing a good thing
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and what I say is, you know, people
like to moan about flexibility
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and fatigue life and whatnot,
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but, for me, if you're serious
about the sport, then carbon fibre
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is the only way to go.
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You into cycling?
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Sorry. Erm, er, I know how to cycle.
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I didn't know there was quite so
much to talk about.
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I could go on.
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Really? That's amazing that
you could, yeah.
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I've got to say, I was
a bit surprised you text.
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Thought you'd got away from me.
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Me, too, yeah.
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Got me back in. Haha.
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I think it's time to break
the seal.
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Shall we have one more?
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Sure. Why not? OK.
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Er, sorry I forgot my card.
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That's fine, I'll get it.
It's all right.
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Hi.
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Erm, another white wine and
a shandy, please. Thank you.
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Er, just, actually, you know what?
Just a shandy,
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for the drink.
He'll pay when he gets back.
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Hi, there. Erm, I'm here to see
Tom Kapoor.
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You'll have to wait
until after the show.
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He'll come and sign some autographs
then. Oh, no, no.
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I don't want an autograph.
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I want a lock of his hair! Argh!
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SHE LAUGHS
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As a security guard,
I do not find that funny.
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Sorry. Oh, no, no. My... my name's
Jessie Marlow.
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I think he's expecting me.
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Are you a friend of his?
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Er, yep. Er, somewhat.
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Could you just tell him I'm here?
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I think he'll know who you're
talking about. If you'd just...
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I have a Jessie Marlow
for Tom Kapoor.
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Can we check if he's expecting
her?
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They're checking. Thank you.
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Yes, send her down.
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Thanks.
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That was quick.
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Are you famous?
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No.
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I didn't think I recognised you
from anything.
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It's quite dark in here.
It feels haunted.
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It is. There are three ghosts
in this building, but only one
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you have to worry about.
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SHE LAUGHS
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It won't like you laughing
like that. Sorry.
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That's the fire exit.
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If there's a fire,
please find that exit.
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Scary. Do you get a lot of fires?
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I'd rather not say.
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Hey. Hey! You found it OK. Yes.
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Absolutely.
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Thanks for getting me in.
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You look nice. Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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And do you have to get into costume
before the show, or...?
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Oh, yeah. I'll do it in a few
minutes. Yeah!
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SHE LAUGHS
Thanks for coming.
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I didn't realise you were going
to be here this early.
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Ooh, I, er, stayed too long, if anything.
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It was that bad?
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Truly awful. Like, so bad.
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I'll definitely see him again.
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Sorry about the wait. We were just...
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...running some cues.
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No, it's fine. Fine.
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It's kind of like old times.
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Oh, yeah? How so?
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Oh, well, you know,
just hanging around
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in a sad room, waiting for you.
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Oh.
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Thomas, what are your thoughts
on mahogany?
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Fuck, shit, sorry.
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Didn't know you had a guest.
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Hello, I'm Martin. Hi, I'm Jessie.
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Oh, Jessie - lovely name.
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I had a Great Great Uncle Jessie,
on my American side,
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fought on the wrong side of the war.
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Oh. What do you think?
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Looks like a nice table.
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He's overcharging, the bastard.
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You didn't eat my leftovers,
did you?
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No, I don't think so.
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I left them in your fridge.
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The door has come off mine.
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I don't know my own strength.
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Where are your sauces?
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I don't have any sauces.
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I was thinking I might try a bit
of improv this evening.
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What do you say to that?
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Nothing major.
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Just a couple of gags thrown in.
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Won't throw you at all.
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Martin...
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...we've talked about this.
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Fine, fine.
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It's a missed opportunity,
that's all.
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So, Jessie, what do you do?
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Erm, I, er, work in a cinema.
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Oh, how lovely.
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And what do you want to do?
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Jessie and I were actually
going to take a tour of backstage...
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Oh, OK. ..so we might leave you
to it. Cool. Yeah, I'll...
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...I'll just finish this and get
out of your hair.
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Take your time.
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Nice to meet you, Martin.
Nice to meet you, too, Jessie.
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Dream big.
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He's really famous, isn't he?
Shh-shh. Yeah. Famous.
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I thought the whole point of being
famous is that
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you don't have to do plays.
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I'm enjoying it.
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Feels like proper work.
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Proper work? Shut up!
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You know what I mean. Proper work.
Tom Kapoor doing proper work.
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Oh, do you want to see the show?
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I can sort you a ticket.
What's it about?
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It's kind of difficult to summarise.
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Is there an actual water wheel?
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No. The wheel is metaphorical.
Oh, OK. No, thank you.
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Oh, whoa!
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Wow.
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Cool ropes. Thanks. What
would happen if I just pulled one?
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Oh, no, no. You can't do that.
Oh, OK. Fine.
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Health and safety risk.
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SHE LAUGHS
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I'm sorry about what happened
at the wedding.
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Which part of it?
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I don't think it's a good idea
for us to see each other like this.
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No.
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Tom.
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Beginners.
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Er, er, I have to go, but, erm,
don't go.
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Erm... Yeah. Do you want to wait in
my dressing room? Yeah. OK.
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Yeah. OK, cool. I'll see you soon.
All right. Good luck.
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Yep. Sorry. You're not supposed to
say that, so, yeah.
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Terry! Where's Terry?
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Erm. Terry! Get Terry.
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Sorr... I don't know where Terry is.
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When you find him, send him to me. OK.
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What's up?
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Jessie?
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You are Jessie, aren't you?
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Hi, yes.
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Clem, Tom's partner.
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I'm sorry I gave you a fright.
I just got excited to see you.
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No, sorry. I'm...
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Ah, amazing to meet you!
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What a surprise.
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Are you visiting Tom?
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No.
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No?
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Sorry. No, I mean, ye... sorry.
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Yes. Erm, but I...because I was just
leaving, so I'm not... I mean...
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No... no, you stay, you have a drink.
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No, no, I'm... I'm, er...
Oh, come on.
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The code is one, two, three, four,
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so don't tell anyone.
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I won't. Oh. Come on! OK.
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Really, I don't want to bother you
guys. No, don't be silly.
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Honestly, it's great that
you and Tom are talking again -
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I was really happy when he told me.
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It's so hard to stay friends
when you break up, but at the same
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time it's sad not to speak at all.
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My ex husband is my best friend...
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...which is actually embarrassing
when I say it out loud.
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No, it's not!
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Er, would you like a glass of wine?
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Yes, please.
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Oh, what the fuck is this?
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Oh, that's, erm... I think... I think
that's Martin's roast dinner.
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Oh, fucking Martin. Oh, yeah.
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Have you met him yet?
Briefly, yeah.
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I hate actors.
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I mean, I know I am one, but, still,
I hate them.
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Oh, you're... no, you're nice,
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so that's good. There you are.
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Thank you.
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So, erm, you were just
in the neighbourhood?
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Yes. Mm-hm.
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Well, I'm glad the universe
brought us together then.
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Totally.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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JESSIE CLEARS HER THROAT
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So wh...? Do you know where the
bathroom is? I'm so sorry.
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Sorry. Er, yeah, it's... it's, er, downstairs.
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Downstairs. Great. Yeah. Thank you.
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To the left. To the left? Yeah.
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All righty. Thank you so much.
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I'll see you soon. Yeah.
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SHE EXHALES
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OK. OK. OK.
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Shit, shit, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi, sorry.
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ACTOR SPEAKS ONSTAGE
258
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,160
Oh, God, oh, God.
259
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,520
Cape. Cape.
260
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,920
Oh. Quickly. Oh, God.
261
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,320
I'm in the wrong place,
sir. I'm Martin.
262
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,840
Jessie. Nice to meet you, Jessie.
We've met, just...
263
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,240
ACTOR SPEAKS ONSTAGE
264
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,080
Oh, for fuck's sake.
265
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,120
Martin's got the cape on again.
266
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,040
I'm sorry. I'm in the wrong place.
267
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,360
Erm...
268
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,520
I've had word from our
friends abroad.
269
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,480
I'm afraid the news isn't good.
270
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,680
No, Nellie Barber, he can call you that
271
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,200
because, actually, that's
exactly what you are.
272
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,080
Yes. Yes.
273
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,120
No. Goodbye.
274
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,400
Jessie!
275
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,880
Cath. Wow.
276
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,160
Oh! Hello. Nice to see you.
What a surprise!
277
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,720
What a surprise. Nice to see you.
Oh!
278
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,240
Oh, wait.
279
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,880
If you're here, who's
watching your little cinema?
280
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,640
It's nice to see you, too.
281
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,040
Mm. Yeah.
282
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,440
No, but what are you doing here?
283
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,120
Oh, erm, I...you know,
284
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,880
I was just visiting and I'm leaving
now, so... That is a great shame.
285
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,840
Aw.
286
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,600
What happened there?
287
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,680
Toby hit me on the head with
a plate.
288
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,160
Yeah, we're practising this hands
off parenting style -
289
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,720
it's not fucking working.
290
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,000
Right. He sounds great.
291
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:27,280
Have you met Clem,
Tom's French fiancee?
292
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,560
They're well suited.
293
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,680
Perfect couple.
294
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,200
Do you always... talk like a cartoon
melon like that?
295
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,680
CATH LAUGHS
Oh, OK.
296
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,800
I forgot that you told jokes.
297
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,560
Well, you're very funny.
298
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,720
Oh, so dusty.
299
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,760
Are you sleeping with Tom?
300
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,600
No. Don't kid a kidder.
301
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,880
I'm not... I'm not sleeping with
Tom. Good,
302
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,920
because we've been down that road,
haven't we?
303
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,960
Yeah, OK.
304
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,880
Erm, so nice to see you.
305
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,920
I'm just going to grab my bag and...
306
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,880
OK, I'll come with you.
Carry on.
307
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,280
Hey. Hey.
308
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,600
Did you find the bathroom OK?
309
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,080
Er, yes. Yes, totally.
But, honestly, I'm so sorry,
310
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,520
I do have to leave.
No, no, don't go.
311
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,320
I mean, it's nearly the break.
312
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,720
Tom will be out soon.
313
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,000
Well, I'm sure Jessie has somewhere
to be,
314
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,840
you know, a craft fair.
315
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,520
Shut the fuck up, Cath.
316
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,480
Oh, you know, you see, I love that.
317
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,000
I love that French sense of humour.
318
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,560
Hahahaha!
319
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,600
DISTANT APPLAUSE
320
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,760
Right, that'll be Tom.
321
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,160
OK.
322
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,000
It's going brilliantly, don't
you think?
323
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,040
Tom?
324
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,080
Oh, come on.
325
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,840
They like you, too.
326
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,400
Ah, Terry.
327
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,720
TOM SIGHS
328
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,920
Hey, you're back.
329
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,120
Everyone's here.
330
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,880
So they are.
331
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,200
This is a surprise.
332
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,240
Hey. Hey.
333
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,080
My dinner was just around
the corner - it finished early.
334
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,480
That's great.
335
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,680
And Cath's here. Yeah.
336
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,240
I had to come and congratulate
the West End's newest star.
337
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,040
Oh, we don't need to see that.
338
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,840
Oh, actually, you're not
in this anyway,
339
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,200
but the reviews have been great.
Well done, us.
340
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,240
You told him theatre was for ugly
actors. Yeah.
341
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,040
He's a revolutionary then.
342
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,600
How's it going tonight?
343
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,960
Martin keeps adlibbing and trying
to be funny.
344
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,240
It's supposed to be sad.
345
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,480
Oh, no. Do you want me to talk to
him? No, no. It's fine.
346
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,680
I don't want to cause a fuss.
347
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,880
You know what, I'm going to go
and deal with it, OK?
348
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,480
It's getting very crowded in here.
349
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,480
So you've met - that's nice.
350
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:50,080
Yeah. You don't feel a bit
uncomfortable?
351
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,520
What if we've been sharing
secrets about you?
352
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,880
Wh-what secrets?
353
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,520
I've said nothing, so...
354
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,400
But I might have! Aw.
355
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,640
CLEM LAUGHS
356
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,040
You know, I really do have to go,
yeah. You sure? Yeah. Yeah.
357
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,200
Well, it was very nice to finally
meet you. So nice to meet you.
358
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,880
Tom, walk her out. No, no, it's
fine. It's fine. No, no, he has to.
359
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,400
You could get lost back there.
360
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,680
Nasty ghosts.
361
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,480
Woo! Yeah, go.
362
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,320
Yeah. OK.
363
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,360
Lovely to meet you. Bye. Yeah.
364
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,640
Jessie, wait.
365
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,040
I...
366
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,080
...I'm sorry. OK, I...
367
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,040
Are we having an affair?
368
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,200
No. OK, OK.
369
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,000
Did you come here to have an affair?
370
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,120
No. I...if anything, I came here
to call the affair off.
371
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,360
Well, consider it called off.
372
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,280
There is nothing to call off,
is there?
373
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,800
Hey. Hey.
374
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,760
Is everything OK?
375
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,720
Yeah. Just... bad show.
376
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,560
Hello.
377
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,120
It's Jessie from the duvet...
378
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,560
...this morning.
379
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,920
Hey. Hi.
380
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,240
Do you want to go out with me?
381
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,080
Er, well, I've just made dinner, but...
382
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
No, not right now. Just in general.
383
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,400
Not in a casual way.
Just me and you.
384
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,320
Do you like me?
385
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,600
You tell me first.
386
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,080
I like you.
387
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,600
How was the date?
388
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,360
Really good. How was yours?
389
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:38,960
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