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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,025 [VEHICLE APPROACHES] 2 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:32,785 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 3 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:36,306 [HORN HONKS] 4 00:00:36,980 --> 00:00:38,341 [KNOCKING] 5 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,028 Gilbert, you better get up. They're here. 6 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:45,379 - I'm up. - You Okay? 7 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,739 - Yeah. - You're sure? 8 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:49,066 Sure, I'm sure. 9 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:54,659 Mom, you remember the first time you left home? 10 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:57,989 Yes. And I was just as scared as you are. 11 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:00,859 I'm not scared, really. 12 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:03,539 I just don't like the idea of leaving you here all alone. 13 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,179 Oh, I'll be fine. 14 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:07,459 I was fine when you went away to computer camp. 15 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:12,499 - Mom, that was just for two weeks. - I can take care of myself. 16 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:16,499 - I'm much more worried about you. - I'm gonna be just fine. 17 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:19,704 Anyways, I'm not gonna be alone. I got Lewis. 18 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:21,471 - [CHUCKLES] - Gilbert? 19 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:24,699 Come on. Rise and shine. 20 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:27,019 Dad's waiting outside in the car. It's all packed. 21 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,699 - Hi, Flo. - Hi. 22 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:32,259 It's a beautiful day, isn't it? It's gonna be a great year. 23 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,739 Now, I figure with lunch and two A.R.V.'s 24 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:37,019 we should be on the road approximately seven hours, 25 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,699 eighteen minutes and seven seconds. 26 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,426 - A.R.V.'s? - Average restroom visits. 27 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,425 - [LAUGHS] - [LAUGHS] 28 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:46,699 Oh, I'm so proud of you two boys. 29 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:49,219 Come on, Gilbert. Let's go to college. 30 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:50,421 [LAUGHS] 31 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,059 [CHUCKLING] 32 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,750 God. 33 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:55,431 [POP SONG PLAYING] 34 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:26,059 Hey, Lewis, what time you got? I'm trying to work out our exact E.T.A. 35 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:30,026 I got 2:37. Dad, how fast are we going? 36 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:34,061 I've, uh, got the old cruise control set at 35. 37 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:40,301 [HORN HONKS] 38 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,831 [HORN BLARING] 39 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:09,499 Adams College. Home of the Atoms. 40 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,619 Gilbert, this is gonna be really neat. 41 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:14,339 Yeah? I sure hope so. What if it isn't, huh? 42 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:17,819 Don't be so negative. We're gonna have the time of our lives. 43 00:03:17,820 --> 00:03:20,539 I'm not being negative. I'm just being nervous, okay? 44 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:23,099 Well, don't be, okay? 'Cause everything's gonna be great. 45 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,739 - Just like high school, right? - This is college. 46 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:29,379 Remember. There's 6,127 students at Adams, 47 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:30,499 [CALCULATOR PRINTS] 48 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:33,259 - 58% of which are girls. - So? 49 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:38,864 - So that's 7,107.32 boobs. - [ALL LAUGH] 50 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:43,180 Aw, you college guys are all alike. All you really care about is getting laid. 51 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:46,945 - I wish I was goin' with you. - [BOTH LAUGH] 52 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:51,068 - [LAUGHS] - Dad! 53 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:00,899 LEWIS: Wow. This campus is awesome. 54 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:03,751 It's a lot bigger than I expected. 55 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:08,699 - Maybe we should've gone to City Tech. - Come on. Tech's nothin'. 56 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:12,419 You know Adams has got the best computer department in the country. 57 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:16,022 Yeah, you're right. Adams is the best. 58 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:33,746 [TIRES SQUEAL] 59 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:44,021 MR. SKOLNICK: Well, boys, I mean men, here we are. 60 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,591 [SONG FADES OUT] 61 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,659 What an opportunity for you guys. [LAUGHS] 62 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:53,101 You're both gonna do great. I'm proud of you. 63 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:57,539 Your father would have been proud of you too, Gilbert. 64 00:04:57,540 --> 00:04:58,899 Oh, I know Mr. Skolnick. 65 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:02,299 Don't tell my mother I was nervous, okay? I wouldn't want her to worry. 66 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,059 - Of course not. Don't sweat it. - Thanks. 67 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:06,579 [BIKE BELL RINGS] 68 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:09,101 Hey, Lewis. Come here. Sit down. 69 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:17,631 I envy you, Lewis. This is one of the finest institutions in the country. 70 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:22,419 You're gonna do fantastic here. 71 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:25,659 Try not to break too many hearts, huh, Lewis? 72 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,779 That hasn't been a real problem yet, Dad. 73 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:31,259 Aw, come on. You're gonna make some lucky girl very happy. 74 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:34,339 You're smart, easygoing. 75 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:36,379 Got your father's good looks. 76 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,991 [BOTH LAUGH] 77 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,819 And you got a great sense of humor. 78 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:43,299 Really believe in you, son. 79 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:46,859 - Thanks, Dad. I won't let you down. - I know. 80 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:50,348 Gilbert, help me with the trunk. 81 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:56,699 - Uh, Gilbert... - Yes, sir? 82 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:59,459 College isn't like high school. 83 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,739 You'll... You'll be on your own. 84 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:04,459 - I want you to take care of yourself. - I will. 85 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,779 Anyway, I won't be alone. I got Lewis. 86 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:09,819 - Besides, we're college men now, right? - Right! 87 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:11,226 - [CHUCKLES] - Ow. 88 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,786 Whoop! Here. Come here. 89 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:18,829 - Easier gettin' it down. - [GROANS] 90 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,859 - [TRUNK SLAMS ON GROUND] - Come on, guys. 91 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,471 This is an historic moment. 92 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:25,499 All right. 93 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,699 - Say cheese! - Cheese! 94 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,550 - Got it. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 95 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:33,184 - Bye, Dad. - [CHUCKLES] 96 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:37,939 Bye. Thanks for the ride. 97 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,428 - GIRL: Look at this! [LAUGHING] - Ah. 98 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,510 [BIKE BELL RINGS] 99 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:47,899 Whoa. Look out. 100 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,148 - You okay? - Yeah. 101 00:06:58,260 --> 00:07:01,907 - Bye, Mr. Skolnick! - Drive careful, Dad! 102 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:05,499 Wait a minute! Watch out! 103 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,940 - [SCREAMS] - [GRUNTS] 104 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,308 - Sorry! Excuse us. - [WHIMPERING] 105 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:15,579 MAN: At ease! At ease! At ease! 106 00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:18,539 You know, Gilbert? I feel different already. 107 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:21,659 Like, uh, more mature. 108 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:23,739 Yeah. Looks like we're in for quite a change. 109 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:29,379 I'll say. Parties. Meeting new people. This is really gonna be great. 110 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:32,059 - I don't know. - Just relax. Be yourself. 111 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:36,060 Like Davy Crockett always said, be sure you're right, then go ahead. 112 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,226 - Hey! - [GRUNTING] 113 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:44,179 [CHANTING] Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! 114 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:46,259 Anyway, college is a whole new ball game. 115 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,059 Nerds! 116 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:50,299 People judge you different than they did in high school. 117 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,739 - Nerds! - Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! 118 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,939 - Nerds! - [CHANTING CONTINUES] 119 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:59,779 - Nerds! - Where are they? 120 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,779 - I think they're talking about us. - No way. 121 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:04,779 - Nerds! - [BOY SCREAMING] 122 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:05,979 [THUD] 123 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:08,339 [CHANTING] Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 124 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,819 Come on, Lewis. Let's go. 125 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:14,419 Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 126 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:15,621 [YELLING] 127 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,824 [ROCK SONG PLAYING] 128 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:23,706 Yeah. 129 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:25,981 [EXHALES] 130 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:28,110 [WHOOPING] 131 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,939 Ogre! 132 00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:39,142 Fill 'er up, baby! 133 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:42,950 All right! 134 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:48,221 [LAUGHS] 135 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:49,950 [WHOOPING] 136 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:52,821 [YELLING] 137 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,667 Mmm, Stan. 138 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:05,299 Okay, everybody, listen up! It's time for stair diving! 139 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,990 [CHEERING] 140 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,501 [CHEERING] 141 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:30,659 - [GRUNTING] - Well, Gilbert, here's our new home. 142 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:32,942 Can't believe we finally made it. 143 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:44,461 [GRUNTS] 144 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:46,027 [PANTING] 145 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:54,019 Lewis, if you don't want the bed by the window, I'll take it. 146 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,299 - You got it. - Thanks. 147 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,502 Sure. 148 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:04,379 You know, this is really a great room. 149 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:06,742 - Yup. - Definite possibilities. 150 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:13,699 Do you think maybe they'd let us put in a little refrigerator for snacks and things? 151 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,666 Are you kidding, Gilbert? We can put a fridge and a microwave right there. 152 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,742 That'd be a good place for the entertainment center, too. 153 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:22,900 Great. 154 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,619 And that's just the beginning. 155 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,819 We're gonna have the best dorm room on campus. 156 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:30,979 I don't know about the best, Lewis. It'll certainly be the messiest. 157 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:34,229 Relax, Gilbert. Remember, we got it covered. 158 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:40,019 This robot will be better than a maid. 159 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:43,588 - It'll help with the women too. - Women? 160 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:47,699 Yeah. Let's say one of us is up here with a woman? 161 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:51,419 This'll be our early warning device, so we don't walk in on each other. 162 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:55,099 Wait a minute. We're allowed to have girls in our dorm room? 163 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:57,219 Not girls, Gil. Women. 164 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:00,059 - We're college men now. - Isn't college great? 165 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,627 It's gonna be a great year. [LAUGHS] 166 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,226 [BOTH LAUGH] 167 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,304 [ROCK SONG PLAYING] 168 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:13,587 Come on, Betty. Show me what you got. 169 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,099 - Gable, check this out. - What is it? 170 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,339 - It is outrageous, man. - What is it? 171 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:21,110 Just try it! 172 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:23,339 - Oh! - [LAUGHS] 173 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,419 Are you okay? 174 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:27,299 - Jesus, Burke, what is this? - 188 proof. 175 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,628 It's called a fireball, man. Watch. 176 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,859 Haystack, flame on, buddy. Flame on! 177 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,108 Oh, now what? 178 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:37,619 Whoo! 179 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,019 Yeah! 180 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,139 Can you do it again? Do it again! 181 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:45,139 [CHANTING QUIETLY] Fireball, fireball, fireball, fireball. 182 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:48,184 Fireball, fireball, fireball, fireball. 183 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:50,299 [CHEERING] 184 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,179 One more! One more! 185 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,862 [CHANTING] Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! 186 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,187 ALL: Oh, shit! 187 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:13,819 [SINGING] ♪ Our house Our house is burning down ♪ 188 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:19,020 ♪ Our house, our house Our house is burning down ♪ 189 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,579 Must've been the electrical wiring. 190 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:32,019 That isn't what the fire department thinks, Stan. 191 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:35,781 Dean Ulich, if my boys say it was the wiring, I gotta believe them. 192 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,671 You know, Dean, this school ought to be more careful. 193 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:41,539 Dean, we got a big game coming up 194 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:44,699 and I don't want my boys' minds worried about where they're gonna live. 195 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:48,419 Well, they should've thought of that before they burned their house down. 196 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:51,669 Well, what's done is done. Now, where am I gonna put my athletes? 197 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:55,746 - How about the freshman dorm? - What about the students living there now? 198 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,261 BRAD: All right. 199 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:01,539 Thanks to faulty wiring, we have no place to live, right? 200 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,099 - Right! - And these freshmen... 201 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,379 Freshmen are sitting pretty in there. 202 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:08,499 - So as of now, that dorm is ours! Right? - Yeah! 203 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,619 Any room you want! Ready? Break! 204 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,709 [SCREAMING, HOLLERING] 205 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:20,899 [SCREAMS] 206 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,386 Don't come back! 207 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,861 [SCREAMS] 208 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,545 There's your roommate, pal! 209 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:32,306 If everyone follows directions, 210 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:37,381 we can manage this move with as little inconvenience as possible. 211 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,099 All right, men. I want everybody to listen up. 212 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,219 We're movin' out, and I mean now! 213 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:45,788 Move it! Move it! Move! Move! Move! 214 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:49,222 BOY: Hey, buddy! Here! 215 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:53,588 - Get outta here! - Yeah! Move your ass! 216 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,146 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 217 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:57,864 COACH: All right, men. Listen up! 218 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:01,979 I'm gonna see to it that each and every one of you is taken care of. 219 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:06,310 You will be provided with the best possible food, shelter and accommodations. 220 00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:08,141 [LAUGHING] 221 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:14,099 - We will try to provide you... - Now, let's move it out! Move it! Move! 222 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,031 - Move! Move! Move it! - [ATHLETES JEERING] 223 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,350 COACH: Move it! 224 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:26,344 Get outta here! 225 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,539 [CHANTING] Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 226 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:33,348 Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 227 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:38,024 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 228 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:48,670 ULICH: I know this move has probably been very sudden for all of you 229 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:52,179 and you're probably all still very disoriented. 230 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:58,308 I do want to assure you that this move is in no way permanent. It's only temporary. 231 00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:02,059 As you can see, we've provided accommodations for you 232 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:04,699 that are... That are quite acceptable 233 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,619 and I think it'll be a very nice place for you to enjoy your studies. 234 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,659 YOUNG BOY: But I don't even want to go to college! 235 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:13,546 Harold, you have a special gift. You need college to develop it. 236 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,819 I want to be with people my own age. 237 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:18,859 You will be with people your own age when you're older. 238 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:21,219 But you just can't drop me off in a gymnasium. 239 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,819 It's like we're refugees from a war! 240 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:27,219 We've got to go now, honey. Your dad has an appointment. 241 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,979 Bye, son. 242 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:30,539 [ULICH CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 243 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:34,062 It is, really very comfortable here. 244 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,067 Is there anyone here with allergies? 245 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:42,619 Me too. Uh, for those who do have allergies, um... 246 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,659 You can request a foam-rubber pillow. 247 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:49,899 Also, there's a television, uh, for your viewing pleasure. 248 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:53,502 It is a black-and-white television. More good news, 249 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:57,666 because of the... Of the housing situation, 250 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,579 we are allowing the freshman class to join and live in fraternities. 251 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,659 STUDENTS: All right! 252 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:06,228 The fraternities will select their new members tomorrow. 253 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,066 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 254 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:11,630 All right! Enough of this social bullshit. Grab a cot. 255 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:13,864 Move it or lose it! 256 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,310 Go, son. 257 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:20,101 Move! 258 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,986 Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! 259 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,659 [BASKETBALLS BOUNCING] 260 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:34,502 ULICH: The Delta Kappa Gamma fraternity has selected as its new members, 261 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,625 Oliver Scott and Bill Daniels. 262 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:43,467 For those of you, who weren't selected by any fraternities, 263 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,339 you won't be left out in the cold. 264 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:50,909 You can stay here in the gym for as long as you like. 265 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:55,031 Or at least until basketball season. 266 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:59,464 Please answer when I call out your names. 267 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,271 Poindexter, Arnold? 268 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:08,662 - Latrelle, Lamar. - Lamar Latrelle. 269 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:15,019 - Wormser, Harold. - Present. 270 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:19,111 - Takashi, Toshiro. - Here, sir. 271 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:25,581 - Dawson, Dudley. - Call me Booger. 272 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,627 All right, Booger. 273 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:31,259 Rakhim, Taj. 274 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,899 Excuse, please. But why do they call you Booger? 275 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,421 I don't know. 276 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,031 - Posquito, Lawrence. - [THUD] 277 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,739 Daniels, Paul. 278 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:47,181 I knew nobody'd pick us, Lewis. 279 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:51,859 Gilbert, it's probably not over yet. There's a fraternity for us. 280 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:54,381 - [ATHLETES CLAMORING] - ULICH: Dooley, Edward. 281 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,059 Wait a second, Lewis. Are you sure about this? 282 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,547 Gilbert, yes. Come on. 283 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:17,268 - Hi, girls. - Are you guys looking to join a sorority? 284 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:21,580 A sorority? [LAUGHS] No! Guy! 285 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,944 We really need some help. 286 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:28,265 We figured pretty girls like you might be able to suggest a fraternity. 287 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,459 Well, you know, boys, choosing the right fraternal organization 288 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,379 can be one of the most important decisions in a man's life. 289 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,419 For sure. 290 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:38,059 Guys like you have to weigh your choices very carefully. 291 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,139 Definitely. 292 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,263 What frat do you think is us? 293 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:44,982 - You guys are Alpha Betas all the way. - Totally. For sure. 294 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:49,619 Wait. Aren't Alpha Betas, like, all jocks and face men? 295 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:54,699 Yes. But you guys have got that certain something I know they'd be interested in. 296 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,459 I'm gonna call them and tell them you're coming. 297 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,662 Should we ask for a particular Alpha Beta? 298 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,946 - Stan Gable. - And you're? 299 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,105 Betty Childs. 300 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,539 Thank you, Betty. Uh, Miss Childs. 301 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:11,019 Maybe if you're not busy sometime, we could have a cup of coffee or something. 302 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,587 - Oh. - Come on, pal. 303 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,305 GILBERT: I can't believe you asked her out. 304 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:22,219 You know, Gilbert, if we get in, maybe we can have our old room back. 305 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:25,819 - These guys are never gonna accept us. - Why wouldn't they? 306 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:30,264 These are the Alpha Betas! They're the football players. 307 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:34,139 Gilbert, I really don't think Miss Childs would have sent us over here 308 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,699 if she didn't think we had a chance of getting in. 309 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,901 [KNOCKS] 310 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,741 [CREAKING] 311 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,030 - Yes? - Hi. 312 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:45,908 Tell Stan Gable that we're the guys that Betty Childs sent over. 313 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:49,381 Follow me, boys. 314 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,828 Gilbert. 315 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,659 [IN UNISON] Welcome. 316 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,385 - Hi. - Hi. 317 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,425 [WHISPERING] Hey. 318 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:35,423 You guys seem pretty cool. Take these for later. 319 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,339 Rubbers? What do we need rubbers for? 320 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,951 [SHEEP BLEATS] 321 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,868 BRAD: Let the initiation begin. 322 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,743 [ECHOING] BRAD: Have you ever made love to a woman? 323 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:54,549 - Yes. No. - No. Yes. 324 00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:58,499 Liars! 325 00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,579 [VIOLIN SQUEAKING] 326 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,419 [ON TV] WOMAN: All right, girls. Let's go for the burn. 327 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:04,259 Let's get skinny! And one! And two! 328 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,339 And three! And four! 329 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,899 And one! And two! And three! 330 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,419 - Okay, Takashi, what do you got? - Oh, I think I have a "frush." 331 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:15,539 - What the fuck is a frush? - A "frush." 332 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,939 Oh, see, I got two sevens, and two sevens beats a frush. 333 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,505 Oh, thank you. 334 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:24,059 One, two, three, four! 335 00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:29,141 One, two, three, four! Come on, girls! Fat is your enemy! 336 00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:31,224 Hold those arms out straight! 337 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,791 - Oh. - Jesus. 338 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,786 [VIOLIN SCRAPES] 339 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:42,579 Smile, girls! You're gonna be beautiful! 340 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:45,351 One! And two! And three! And four! 341 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:51,430 So, getting into a fraternity can be the most important thing in a man's life, huh? 342 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:54,630 You know, that cheerleader set us up, Lewis. 343 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:58,622 I really don't think Betty Childs is that kind of person, Gilbert. 344 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:05,620 - Hey, Lewis. - What is it, Gilbert? 345 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:09,268 I'm really sorry that I snapped at you. 346 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:11,299 This gym's really gettin' to me. 347 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:16,028 It's okay. I understand. Tomorrow morning, we'll find a better place to live, okay? 348 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:21,861 - Good night, Gilbert. - Good night, Lewis. 349 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,779 - WORMSER: Good night, Lamar. - LAMAR: Good night, Wormser. 350 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:28,659 - POINDEXTER: Night, Takashi. - TAKASHI: Good night, Poindexter. 351 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:31,147 - Night, Booger. - [BOOGER BELCHES] 352 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,705 [BOYS LAUGHING] 353 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,021 [TYPING] 354 00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,950 [THUDDING] 355 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:48,339 Hey, take it easy. 356 00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:50,139 The computer's your friend. 357 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,659 I wasn't meant to interface with a machine. 358 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:55,431 Well, you're just beginning. Relax. 359 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:57,819 It's no use. 360 00:22:57,820 --> 00:23:00,459 - It's inhuman. - Oh, it's not inhuman. 361 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:03,179 Only humans can be inhuman. 362 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,745 Here. Lemme show you. 363 00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:12,659 Working with a computer's great. 364 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,704 - I mean, it's, uh, godlike in a way. - [GIGGLES] 365 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:18,870 'Cause you can have complete control. 366 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:21,024 - [BEEPING] - [CHUCKLES] 367 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:23,627 - That's good. - Thanks. 368 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:29,659 You know, some people, they can create with their hands. 369 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:34,184 But when you're working with a computer, you gotta build something with your mind. 370 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:39,139 If you're good, you can do somethin' no one's ever seen before. 371 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,341 [BEEPING] 372 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,950 It's a definite high. 373 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,661 [CHUCKLES] 374 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:54,499 - Uh, what's your name? - Judy. 375 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,219 Hi, Judy. Gilbert. 376 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,788 - Very nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you. 377 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:03,299 - Joe, what are you doing here? - Hiya, boys. 378 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,911 [BASKETBALLS BOUNCING] 379 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,462 - Hello, Lewis. - Hi, Gilbert. 380 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,899 Did you find a house? 381 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:14,183 No. I met a girl. 382 00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:17,059 Gilbert. 383 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:20,619 - Her name's Judy. - Judy's a nice name, Gilbert. 384 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:24,506 - Yeah. She's a nice girl. - Big deal. Did you get in her pants? 385 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:28,421 - She's not that kind of a girl, Booger. - Why? Does she have a penis? 386 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:34,870 You gonna eat this? 387 00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:39,871 [WATER RUNNING] 388 00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:43,739 - Smell this one, nerd. - Hey, Coach, Coach, 389 00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:47,149 I got to find a place to live. Is okay I leave early? 390 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:48,781 No. 391 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,101 Oh, okay. 392 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:53,939 - You know karate? - Oh, no. 393 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,620 Good. 394 00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:02,143 LEWIS: Okay, I programmed him with all the rental units in the area. 395 00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:03,499 To achieve optimum efficiency, 396 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,179 I've assigned each of you a different part of the list. 397 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:09,941 This'll prevent doubling up, and we'll be able to blanket the area in no time. 398 00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:12,982 Booger. 399 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,782 Wormser. 400 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,430 Toshiro. 401 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:26,550 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 402 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:30,630 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 403 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,901 Nerd. 404 00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:46,742 - Hi. - Hi. 405 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,866 - Mr. Wilson? - Yeah. 406 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,665 Just checking. 407 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,863 WOMAN: Hi, there, big boy. 408 00:25:57,060 --> 00:26:00,867 Hi. I came about the room for rent. 409 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:05,430 It's right next to mine. It'll be perfect for us. 410 00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:10,105 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 411 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:14,270 Who's there? 412 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,259 - I... - What do you want? 413 00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:18,019 - Is this the Stewart residence? - Why are you here? 414 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:21,429 - I've come about the room. - What do you want? Go... Go away! 415 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,939 - I... I... Do you have a room to rent? - Not for rent. 416 00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:27,381 - I thought it was for rent. - Fuck off. 417 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,459 - Hi, Judy. - Hi, Gilbert! 418 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,059 - How are you? - I'm fine. 419 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:40,179 - Good. - Where you goin'? 420 00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:42,379 I gotta go find a place to live. 421 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:44,859 Oh, that's horrible, you guys having to live in the gym. 422 00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,391 Oh, yeah, well... 423 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:50,619 - What is that? Is that yours? - Oh, it's my accordion. 424 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,699 - The... You play the accordion? - Yeah! 425 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,379 - You know, I love the accordion. - Really? 426 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,582 Yeah. Are you very good, or... 427 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,819 - No, not really. - Oh. 428 00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:01,779 I'm on my way to accordion class now. Wanna walk with me? 429 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:04,551 Yeah, sure. Oh, no. Here. Let me get it. 430 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:14,627 - I think I found a house. - [CHEERING] 431 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,702 BOOGER: About fucking time! 432 00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:24,464 Isn't it fantastic? 433 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:30,504 [POP SONG PLAYING] 434 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,986 Welcome. 435 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:14,865 - You feeling anything yet, Takashi? - Booger, I feel nothing. 436 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,348 Well, you better have another hit. 437 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,946 Look at this counter. Could be good. 438 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,381 [COUGHS] 439 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,701 [SCREAMS] 440 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,746 - Feeling anything now? - Oh, no. 441 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:54,750 I feeling nothing at all. 442 00:28:55,460 --> 00:28:57,185 How about now? 443 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:24,779 [POP SONG FADES] 444 00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:27,824 I can't believe what they've done to that house. 445 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:29,871 That's amazing. 446 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:33,099 - Looks terrific, doesn't it, Stan? - STAN: Yeah. 447 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,428 Well, it won't look terrific for long. 448 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:38,902 What are you looking at, nerd? Huh? 449 00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:45,745 I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio. 450 00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:50,299 Seven, and eight, and stretch those arms. 451 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,699 [TALKING IN RHYTHM] Come on, looks great. Come on, Wormser. 452 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:56,665 Count one. Keep it up. Two... 453 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,219 - Good morning, Poindexter. - [GRUNTS] 454 00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,945 - Good morning. - Okay. 455 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:06,342 [GRUNTS] Excuse me. 456 00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:12,819 Oh, thank you very much. 457 00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:14,021 [BEEPS] 458 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:19,619 - Okay, Takashi, show me your cards. - Okay. Two and four kings. 459 00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:22,419 - That's good, yes? Oh. - No. No, you got too many kings. 460 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:23,979 - You gotta get rid of these. - Oh. 461 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:29,259 I'll take three of these kings out, and we'll replace them with three fresh cards. 462 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:32,139 Oh. Okay. Thank you. 463 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:34,342 Okay, when do I deal? 464 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,099 BOOGER: You gotta win a hand first. 465 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:39,059 I told you we'd find a better place. 466 00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:42,264 Yeah. This is way better than the dorm. 467 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,461 [GLASS SHATTERS] 468 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:46,390 [MOTORCYCLE SPEEDING AWAY] 469 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:54,662 It says, "Nerds, get out." 470 00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:57,139 What is a nerd? 471 00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:58,830 We are. 472 00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:04,586 I don't know what this world is comin' to. See that man over there? 473 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:06,750 We arrested him for mopery. 474 00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:09,106 What's mopery? 475 00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:12,150 Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. 476 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,819 I'm sorry about your windows, fellas. 477 00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:20,820 It's out of my jurisdiction. Sounds like a fraternity prank. 478 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,299 There's only one organization that can handle this. 479 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,865 What organization is that? 480 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,501 The Greek Council. 481 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:33,027 Our next order of business, new membership. 482 00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:36,351 Earl, show the petitioners in, please. 483 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,626 GIRL: Oh, my God. 484 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,190 [SNICKERING] 485 00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:50,745 [SHUSHING] 486 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,465 Kneel, gentlemen. 487 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,751 You are the gentlemen who wish to form a fraternity? 488 00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,030 ALL: Yes, sir. 489 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:16,339 Well, gentlemen, as president of the Greek Council, 490 00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:19,908 I'm sorry to inform you that your membership has been denied. 491 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,268 Excuse me, but, uh, why? 492 00:32:22,460 --> 00:32:26,779 Well, according to our charter, you must have a national fraternity as your sponsor. 493 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:29,381 - Do you have one? - ALL: No. 494 00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,179 Well, I'm afraid he's right. 495 00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:36,019 But all we have to do is get a national sponsor, and we're in, right? 496 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:41,139 Right, right. So I guess we'll see you in about, say, uh, 20 years. 497 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:42,341 [LAUGHING] 498 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:46,510 [VIOLIN SQUEAKING] 499 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:53,782 "Dear sirs, thank you for applying to Delta Kappa Gamma." 500 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:59,259 "We've gone over your application, and it wasn't even close." 501 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:03,099 "In the future, we recommend that you not include a group photo." 502 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:05,739 That's 29 rejections so far. 503 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:08,739 Did we send pictures to everybody? 504 00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:13,339 Yeah, everybody except for, uh, Lambda Lambda Lambda. 505 00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:14,985 Here's one that will see us! 506 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,790 [IN UNISON] Lambda Lambda Lambda? 507 00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:20,461 Yeah. They're gonna love us. 508 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,939 As you know, we have no chapter at Adams College, 509 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,142 which is why we agreed to see you. 510 00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:33,139 But I must tell you, gentlemen, 511 00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:37,664 you have very little chance of becoming Tri-Lambs. 512 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:41,025 I'm in a difficult situation here. 513 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,859 I mean, after all, 514 00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:46,347 you're nerds. 515 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:49,539 According to your by-laws, 516 00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:52,949 you have to take us on a 60-day trial basis. 517 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:56,579 - I beg your pardon? - According to your by-law... 518 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:58,059 He's right, U.N. 519 00:33:58,060 --> 00:34:02,026 Any group that petitions can become a probationary Tri-Lamb chapter. 520 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,021 May I see that, please? 521 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,981 [SIGHS] Thank you. 522 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:19,659 Well, gentlemen, you are now probationary Tri-Lambs. 523 00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:21,862 - [MURMURING] - Hey, great, U.N. 524 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:25,259 Why don't we have a party? You can come down and celebrate with us 525 00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:28,019 and observe us to make sure we're Tri-Lamb material, okay? 526 00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:29,099 Great. 527 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,419 We won't let you down either. 528 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:33,544 I bet we'll have the highest grade point average of any chapter you've got. 529 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,339 And we certainly won't discriminate. 530 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:40,219 I mean, our chapter will be open to people of all races and creeds. 531 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:42,388 And sexual orientation. 532 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:45,871 Wonderful. 533 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:48,983 - [GIRLS LAUGHING] - [DOORBELL RINGS] 534 00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:57,019 - Hi. Remember me? - No. 535 00:34:57,020 --> 00:35:00,747 Well, we're having a party Saturday night. Would you like to come? 536 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,788 - No. - Oh. Well... 537 00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:09,939 Come on! Get it up! Get it up! Come on! You're shit! 538 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:12,419 You're nothin'! You're scum! You suck! 539 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:15,659 - You're nice! - No, I'm not! [GRUNTS] 540 00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:17,499 - That a way, Og. - Stan. Hi. 541 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:20,459 - What's up, Betty? Somethin' wrong? - Yeah. 542 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:22,947 - What? - One of those nerds just asked me out. 543 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,059 [CHUCKLES] Which one? 544 00:35:25,060 --> 00:35:27,939 - I don't know. They all look alike to me. - Yeah. 545 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:30,699 They're trying to throw a party, and they can't get any dates. 546 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:33,471 - Yeah? - [GROWLS] I'll eat their ancestors! 547 00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:36,739 - I'll kill their parents! I'll kill... - No, Ogre! Ogre! 548 00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:39,102 Don't worry about it. Wait a second. Just wait a second. 549 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,899 - Maybe we could help them out. - Yeah? 550 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:49,419 Yeah. And I know just what to do. 551 00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:51,110 Come here. 552 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:59,459 We'll put the bar over here, and the hors d'oeuvres over there. 553 00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:02,099 And we'll pass the rumaki and the cheese puffs. 554 00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,619 - That sounds expensive. - Arnold, this party's important. 555 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,779 If we don't impress the Tri-Lambs, we'll never get in. 556 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:10,499 Maybe we can have "robster craws." 557 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:12,699 What the fuck are robster craws? 558 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:15,099 Have any of you guys got dates besides Gilbert? 559 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:17,667 - I do. - Yeah, but that's with a guy. 560 00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:19,619 What about you, Booger? 561 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:22,061 I been out combin' the high schools all day. 562 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:24,824 Maybe we should cancel the party. 563 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:29,539 No, we can't cancel the party. U.N. Jefferson's coming. We got to impress him. 564 00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:31,902 We'll never find dates. 565 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:36,339 [SINGING] ♪ Hello, Lambda We're the Pi's ♪ 566 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:40,022 ♪ And we're here to say ♪ 567 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:43,619 ♪ We think you are special guys ♪ 568 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:47,029 ♪ Lambdas all the way ♪ 569 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:50,419 ♪ Alpha Betas are okay ♪ 570 00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:53,021 ♪ If you like sweat socks ♪ 571 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:56,979 ♪ We prefer your high I.Q.'s ♪ 572 00:36:56,980 --> 00:37:00,150 ♪ To their great big jocks ♪ 573 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:04,219 ♪ Lambda Lambda Lambda boys ♪ 574 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:07,503 ♪ Really are the best ♪ 575 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:11,339 ♪ Won't you take a piece of Pi ♪ 576 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:15,419 ♪ And we'll do the rest ♪ 577 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:20,219 The sisters of Pi welcome our newest fraternity, Lambda Lambda Lambda. 578 00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:22,900 We'd like to be escorts to your party Saturday night 579 00:37:22,901 --> 00:37:26,024 and help out in any way possible. 580 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,231 [HUMMING] 581 00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:33,859 - We got dates! - I never been out with a girl before. 582 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:37,059 Not just a girl, Poindexter, but a Pi. 583 00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:39,819 - What's Pi stand for? - Hair pie. 584 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:41,146 What's that? 585 00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:47,141 Oh. 586 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,185 [POP SONG PLAYING] 587 00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:59,539 - Lewis, where are the Pi's? - I don't know. 588 00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:02,027 Their phone's been busy for two hours. 589 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,979 I don't think U.N.'s having a very good time. 590 00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:08,751 Must be the music. I'll put on something he'll like better. 591 00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:13,739 - Lewis. - U.N.? 592 00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:14,859 [RECORD SCRATCHES] 593 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:17,108 - Great party. - Thanks. 594 00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:20,830 Where are those good-lookin' sorority girls you're supposed to have dates with? 595 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:24,861 You know women. They're probably just being fashionably late. 596 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:26,989 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 597 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:33,905 [SINGING] ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot ♪ 598 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:35,585 [RECORD SCRATCHES] 599 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:40,259 - I don't think the Pi's are gonna show. - They stood us up, huh? 600 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:42,899 - Yeah. - I could call my sorority sisters. 601 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,099 - You could? - You think they'll come right over? 602 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:48,779 They're really spontaneous people. I'll call 'em. 603 00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:50,779 - [POP SONG RESUMES] - Crush this ice for me, will you? 604 00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:54,139 - [LAUGHS] Hey, guys, we got dates. - Who? 605 00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:58,059 - Judy's gonna invite the Omega Mu's over. - Oh, no. Not the Mu's! 606 00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:00,706 - Yeah. - They're a bunch of pigs. 607 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,062 - [SCREAMING] - [BLENDER GRINDING] 608 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,665 [DOORBELL RINGS] 609 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:10,146 [POP SONG ENDS] 610 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,345 - Hi. - Hi. 611 00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:27,827 - Hi there. - Hi there. 612 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:32,342 - Hi. - Hi. 613 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,945 [ROCK SONG PLAYING] 614 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,389 [VIOLIN SQUEAKING] 615 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:28,259 JUDY: You can all sing along. The words are really easy. 616 00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:32,067 So I say I gotta be free. So I say I got... I gotta be me. 617 00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:37,421 - [SINGING] ♪ So I say I gotta be free ♪ - ♪ Free ♪ 618 00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:42,430 - ♪ So I say I gotta be me ♪ - ♪ Me ♪ 619 00:40:43,060 --> 00:40:44,591 ♪ I'm saying... ♪ 620 00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:48,903 ♪ I'm saying you gotta be... ♪ 621 00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:59,183 GILBERT: This party isn't going very well, is it? 622 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:01,942 I don't know why everybody's so uptight. 623 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:05,670 Me either. Maybe we should eat. 624 00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:08,427 Maybe we should watch TV. 625 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:10,981 Hey, guys. 626 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:14,543 Wonder joints. 627 00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:16,905 [POP SONG PLAYING] 628 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:27,304 [CHATTERING, HOOTING] 629 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:37,981 They taste better than they look. 630 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:40,939 Oh, goody! 631 00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:43,179 Oh, smile pretty, chickies. 632 00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:45,659 Oh, thank you very much. Thank you, thank you. 633 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:48,147 Hair pie. Hair pie. 634 00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:50,421 [BUBBLING] 635 00:41:52,620 --> 00:41:54,026 [LAUGHING] 636 00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:00,225 Nothing. Nothing. 637 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:04,350 - Ah! - [GIGGLES] 638 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:09,149 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 639 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,619 And I have a micon data link 640 00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:16,061 which hooks this phone to the computer in the robot. 641 00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:27,709 Hey, this is some good shit. 642 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:32,539 Hair pie? Thank you. 643 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:34,265 Oh, hair pie? 644 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,779 - You built this yourself? - Yeah. 645 00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:39,984 - I think robots are sexy. - [LAUGHS] 646 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:43,139 I do too, really. 647 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:46,389 - Do you wanna dance? - Okay. 648 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:48,744 [POP SONG CONTINUES] 649 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:41,263 Damn! You Mu's sure can party! 650 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,739 - Come on. Let's go. - Where? 651 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:56,979 - Up to your room. - You wanna go up to my room? 652 00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:58,181 Yeah. 653 00:43:58,460 --> 00:43:59,579 [SONG FADES] 654 00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:03,019 - Are you nearsighted or farsighted? - Nearsighted. 655 00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:05,259 - So am I. - Really? 656 00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:08,270 Yeah. You wanna switch glasses? 657 00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:15,019 Gilbert, we almost have the same prescription. 658 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:19,459 Yeah. Listen, um, would you like to dance? 659 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:20,661 Yeah. 660 00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:23,979 Yeah, well, uh, when I was in high school, 661 00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:26,990 I was thinking mostly of the, uh, aerospace field. 662 00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:30,059 But when I got into college, I decided that I wanted something 663 00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:31,859 a little more challenging. 664 00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:34,666 So, um, I switched to computers. 665 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:38,463 And, uh, now aerodynamics is just sort of a hobby. 666 00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:45,826 [BALLAD PLAYING] 667 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:06,139 Wait, wait. No, no, wait. 668 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:11,187 Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline? 669 00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:15,470 Poindexter, do you wanna fuck or not? 670 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,144 - [GROWLS] - [SCREAMS] 671 00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:41,739 You know, if, uh, we get into Lambda Lambda Lambda 672 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,859 we could be your partners in the homecoming carnival. 673 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:46,188 I know. That'd be so great. 674 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,304 Yeah. This party sure worked out well. 675 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:50,666 [SNORTING] 676 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:54,991 [SCREAMING] 677 00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,229 Get 'em out of here! 678 00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:05,225 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 679 00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:07,951 [SQUEALING] 680 00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:17,661 [SINGING] ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O ♪ 681 00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:23,059 ♪ And on that farm he had some pigs. E-I-E-I-O ♪ 682 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:26,939 We thought you could use some more pigs for your party, nerds. 683 00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:30,059 ♪ With an oink, oink here and an oink, oink there ♪ 684 00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:33,059 ♪ Here an oink, there an oink Everywhere an oink, oink ♪ 685 00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:38,141 ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O ♪ 686 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,945 - Fuck you! - Fucking-A! 687 00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:49,110 Fuck you! 688 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,544 We'll never get into Lambda Lambda Lambda now. 689 00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:56,741 Yeah, those jocks ruined everything. 690 00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:59,860 I say we blow their fucking houses up. 691 00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:03,099 No, we can't resort to violence. 692 00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:05,459 That'll just bring us down to their level. 693 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:09,585 - What do we do? - We got to beat 'em at their own game. 694 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:13,631 We've got to become the best fraternity on campus. 695 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:17,939 You know, if we win that homecoming carnival, 696 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:20,819 we can take over the presidency of the Greek Council. 697 00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:22,670 That would drive 'em crazy. 698 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:24,979 But, Gilbert, 699 00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:28,582 if we don't get approved by the Tri-Lambs, we won't even be a fraternity. 700 00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:32,982 - I say we blow the fuckers up. - No, we can't do that. 701 00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:36,470 But you're right. Their action tonight 702 00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:40,584 demands an immediate retaliation. 703 00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:46,351 And if we don't, we're nothing but the nerds they say we are. 704 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:51,590 I know what we're gonna do. 705 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:02,742 [WHISPERING] LEWIS: Down! Down! Down! 706 00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:07,185 Come on! 707 00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:33,661 [GRUNTS] 708 00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:50,019 [SINGING] ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ 709 00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:52,179 ♪ With an oink, oink here And an oink, oink there ♪ 710 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:54,428 ♪ Here an oink Everywhere an oink, oink ♪ 711 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:58,701 - [WHISPERING] Where? - Right there. 712 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:03,900 - Isn't this gonna make a lot of noise? - It's got a built-in silencer. 713 00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:06,266 [QUIET BUZZING] 714 00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:23,787 Camera. The periscope. 715 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,907 - Hey, Suzy. - Hi, Betty. 716 00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:34,339 God, that was fun tonight. 717 00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:36,779 - We were the highlight of their party. - I know. 718 00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:39,899 - God, those pigs sure were greasy, too. - I have to get the smell off. 719 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,419 - Oh, I know. - [GROANS] 720 00:49:41,420 --> 00:49:43,939 Listen, if Stan calls, tell him I'll call him back, okay? 721 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:45,187 Okay. 722 00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:50,699 - [GASPS] - Panty raid! 723 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,221 - [SCREAMS] - [LAUGHING] 724 00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:56,739 It's a panty raid! 725 00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:58,465 Panty raid! 726 00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:06,699 - [BOTH SCREAM] - Hey! 727 00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:09,099 What are you... What are you doing? 728 00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:12,304 Give me those back! Come here! Hey! 729 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:14,979 Wormser, how many cameras do we have left? 730 00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:17,308 - Four. - Okay. 731 00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:19,469 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 732 00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:22,779 Step aside, mama. I wanna see some of that muff. 733 00:50:22,780 --> 00:50:24,659 Hair pie. Hair pie! 734 00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:25,861 [GROWLING] 735 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:36,859 That nerd saw me naked! Oh! Get out! 736 00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:39,188 Out! Out! Out! Get out! 737 00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:41,859 - Hiya, buddy. - Hi! 738 00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:44,419 - Isn't college great? - This is going to be a great year. 739 00:50:44,420 --> 00:50:45,746 [LAUGHING] 740 00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:49,870 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 741 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:57,670 Get out of here! 742 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:01,382 Hair pie! Hair pie! 743 00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:05,179 BETTY: Stan's gonna kill you! 744 00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:06,745 Get out! Jerks! 745 00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:09,699 [SCREAMS] Ooh! 746 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,390 We love you when you're mad! 747 00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:14,305 [EXASPERATED SIGH] 748 00:51:14,420 --> 00:51:16,907 - Almost there, Wormser? - This should do it. 749 00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:20,539 Oh. 750 00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:21,741 - Ah. - Good. 751 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:25,019 That looks good, Lamar. 752 00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:27,222 This is a stationary camera. 753 00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:29,299 - We've got Pi's. - WORMSER: Mmm. 754 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:30,859 GILBERT: You got other angles, Lamar? 755 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:33,506 - Go to their room. - BOOGER: Yeah, go in their room. 756 00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:36,391 - POINDEXTER: Yeah. Perfect. Good. - [POINTING] 757 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:39,944 - GILBERT: Arnold, that's her. - Go to the right. 758 00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:42,908 Arnold, that's the girl we saw. 759 00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:46,539 - LEWIS: Go up. Go up. Go up. - LAMAR: Up? 760 00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:48,819 LEWIS: Wait a second. Hold it right there, Lamar. 761 00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:50,339 Don't move the camera. 762 00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:51,905 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 763 00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,101 Yeah! 764 00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:56,661 TAKASHI: Oh, no. 765 00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:58,910 I drink to that. 766 00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:03,707 BOOGER: Yes. I like that nightie. 767 00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:06,899 - TAKASHI: That's very good. - LEWIS: Can you go in that room? 768 00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:08,431 - Okay. - [BEEPING] 769 00:52:08,860 --> 00:52:10,425 - [GIGGLING] - [CHUCKLING] 770 00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:13,784 TAKASHI: Here she comes. 771 00:52:15,060 --> 00:52:17,419 God, take your towel off, please. 772 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:18,899 Come on. Remove it. There's somethin' comin' up. 773 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:22,547 Yes! Is it cold in there or what? 774 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:25,021 [LAUGHS] 775 00:52:26,620 --> 00:52:28,151 GILBERT: Nature's thermometers. 776 00:52:28,460 --> 00:52:29,661 [LAUGHING] 777 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:34,219 - LEWIS: Focus! Focus it, Lamar. - TAKASHI: Focus! 778 00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:36,468 LAMAR: Just kidding. 779 00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:42,110 This is bullshit. I want bush. Pan down. 780 00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:43,501 [WHIRRING] 781 00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:45,779 [WHISTLING, EXCLAIMING] 782 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:48,381 We've got bush. We've got bush! 783 00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:50,461 Hair pie! 784 00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,061 [LAUGHING] 785 00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:55,021 [SCREAMS] 786 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,741 [ROOSTER CROWS] 787 00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:05,421 [SNORING] 788 00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:10,902 LEWIS: I'm tired of watching 'em brush their teeth. 789 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,906 See if Betty's up. Dooley, throw me a beer. 790 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:15,381 Thanks. 791 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:20,059 Oh, I getting tired of Betty. 792 00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:22,262 Are you kidding? Zoom in. 793 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:26,059 I could never get tired of Betty. 794 00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:28,659 How could you ever get tired of that ass, Takashi? 795 00:53:28,660 --> 00:53:31,340 Oh, I see your point. 796 00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:36,219 Are you guys still watching the Pi's? 797 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:38,866 - ALL: Yes. - Have you been up all night? 798 00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:40,419 ALL: Yes. 799 00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:44,670 - Wormser, haven't you had enough? - No. 800 00:53:45,380 --> 00:53:47,708 LEWIS: Well, I think we got even with the Pi's. 801 00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:51,942 Now we got a little score to settle with the Alpha Betas. 802 00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:54,221 [LAUGHS] 803 00:53:58,020 --> 00:53:59,619 Shit, Hank, What is that stuff? 804 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:02,499 - Liquid heat. - It burns. 805 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:06,591 You oughta feel it when I don't mix it with water. [CHUCKLES] 806 00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:13,546 Get them! 807 00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:17,865 Make pile here. 808 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:21,990 Hurry. 809 00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:26,859 Okay. Here goes. 810 00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:27,979 [GROANS] 811 00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:29,699 BOOGER: Go for it. 812 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,028 Okay, don't... Don't touch now. 813 00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:34,699 - Okay. Okay. - Here. Hit this one. 814 00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:36,982 Looks like salad. 815 00:54:38,940 --> 00:54:41,268 The key to each season is homecoming. 816 00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:45,823 You win that one, you got your alumni support. 817 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:49,988 You got your alumni support, you got that jock dorm, 818 00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:53,503 you get the laundry money, you get the new cars. 819 00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:58,065 Now, this season started out fine. We won some big ball games! 820 00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:00,466 But we were lucky. 821 00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:03,099 We can't get soft. 822 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,302 We can't sit back on our laurels. 823 00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:08,739 We win homecoming, we take league. 824 00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:11,859 We take league, we get a bowl bid. 825 00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:14,301 - It's as simple as that. - [ALL GROANING] 826 00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:17,942 But, gentlemen, you have got to want it. 827 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:19,779 Do you want it? 828 00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:22,259 - ALL: Yeah! - I can't hear you! 829 00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:23,659 - ALL: Yeah! - [SHRIEKS] Yes! 830 00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:26,219 We can't let up! We gotta stay tough. 831 00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:27,299 [GROANING INTENSIFIES] 832 00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:29,419 You can do it! You can do it! 833 00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:31,622 - You can do it! - God! 834 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:35,224 You gotta believe that you can do it! 835 00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:36,419 [SCREAMING] 836 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,939 - You gotta let them know that you want it! - I want it! 837 00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:41,939 - Good! - [GROANS] 838 00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:44,461 - Shower up! - Oh, God. 839 00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:50,027 Shit, we forgot to practice. 840 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,220 You put what? 841 00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:54,661 LEWIS: Liquid heat. 842 00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:58,144 - On their what? - In their jocks. 843 00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:01,459 - That's outrageous. - Are you angry, U.N.? 844 00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:04,982 [LAUGHS] No! I'm not angry. 845 00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:09,899 I'm glad to see you... You guys finally fought back. 846 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:13,899 I think you'll make a fine addition to Tri Lambda, and I wanna welcome you aboard. 847 00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:16,379 - Congratulations. - All right! 848 00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:19,709 - You'll tell the guys? - I will! [LAUGHING] 849 00:56:20,540 --> 00:56:21,739 [CHUCKLES] 850 00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:23,863 Okay, everybody ready? 851 00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:27,867 Okay, I focus now. I set timer. 852 00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:30,819 Now say, "Hi, U.N." 853 00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:32,260 Hi, U.N.! 854 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:33,786 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 855 00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:40,342 Well, I'd like to propose a toast to U.N. Jefferson, 856 00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:42,864 who, in his ultimate wisdom, 857 00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:45,581 chose to accept us 858 00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:49,023 into our new fraternity, Lambda Lambda Lambda. 859 00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:52,230 ALL: Lambda Lambda Lambda! 860 00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:03,339 Before we take this matter to a vote, 861 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:07,067 I would like it clearly stated in the record, Miss Childs, 862 00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:12,462 that the evidence is overwhelmingly against the Alpha Betas 863 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:15,426 and I urge that they be found guilty. 864 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,345 Point of order. 865 00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:22,946 Dean Ulich, I am an Alpha Beta, 866 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:25,659 and I know that no member of my fraternity 867 00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:29,539 could have perpetrated such a callous, heinous act 868 00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:32,539 against the nerds or the Tri-Lambs. 869 00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:37,268 Therefore, I feel a vote at this time would be, shall we say, premature. 870 00:57:37,740 --> 00:57:39,783 - Premature? - Yes. 871 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:43,659 You see, instead, I am going to organize 872 00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:46,979 a special, blue-ribbon fact-finding commission 873 00:57:46,980 --> 00:57:51,105 made up of myself and, uh, Miss Betty Childs 874 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:54,499 and we will get to the bottom of this dastardly deed. 875 00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:58,421 - You can't get away with this. - Oh, no, I'm afraid I can. 876 00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:03,781 You see, only the president of the Greek Council can call a vote. 877 00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:07,144 - That's completely unfair! - This is bullshit! 878 00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:09,149 Meeting adjourned. 879 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:11,621 [BURKE LAUGHS] 880 00:58:15,580 --> 00:58:19,859 Guys, we are never gonna get a fair shake as long as Stan Gable is president. 881 00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:23,539 But the only way to become president is to win the homecoming carnival. 882 00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,779 That's right, Arnold. 883 00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:27,347 - And that's exactly what we're gonna do. - Yeah! 884 00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:30,186 [PLAYING FAN FARE] 885 00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:33,779 I take great pleasure 886 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:38,668 in officially opening this year's homecoming carnival! 887 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:40,665 [FANFARE CONTINUES] 888 00:58:46,780 --> 00:58:51,459 ULICH: The overall winner will be determined by total points 889 00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:55,059 from, number one, field events, 890 00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:58,699 number two, the charity fund-raising booth 891 00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:02,347 and number three, the musical show and skit competition. 892 00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:07,023 And now, let the games begin! 893 00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:09,704 [FANFARE CONTINUES] 894 00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:12,705 [CHEERING] 895 00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:16,341 [FEEDBACK] 896 00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:21,309 Okay, the object of the race is to complete 20 laps around the track, 897 00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:24,779 while stopping every lap for a mandatory pit stop 898 00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:27,824 at which time the driver will chug a beer. 899 00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,219 You don't have a fucking chance, nerd. 900 00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:35,186 - Thank you. Good luck to you, too, Burke. - Fuck off. 901 00:59:35,260 --> 00:59:37,906 Gentlemen, start your engines. 902 00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:39,461 [GUNSHOT] 903 00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:41,390 [CHEERING, YELLING] 904 00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:57,551 - Come on! - [GRUNTS] 905 00:59:58,260 --> 01:00:02,863 This is trichloromethaline. It counters all effects of alcohol in your system. 906 01:00:04,020 --> 01:00:06,899 - Drink the whole beer. - Go, go, go! Come on, Danny! 907 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:09,579 - Come on, buddy! Kick his ass! - Go, go, go, go! 908 01:00:09,580 --> 01:00:12,431 - Go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go! 909 01:00:23,260 --> 01:00:25,179 - Okay, okay, come on! - You feeling okay? 910 01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:28,111 - Oh, fucking great! - Go, go, go! 911 01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:35,463 Come on, baby! Yeah! 912 01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:42,579 - Come on, guy! - Only one more lap to go. 913 01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:44,270 Just you and the Alpha Betas. 914 01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:48,139 You let that nerd beat you, and you're nothing! Understand? 915 01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:51,499 - He no stand no chance now! - Go, Takashi! 916 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:55,386 - Come on! Let's go, Burke! Here we go! - Oh, no! 917 01:00:56,180 --> 01:00:58,860 All right! Come on, Takashi! Go! 918 01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:01,099 Aw, man, he's wasted! 919 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:03,507 [BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO PLAYING] 920 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:11,302 Come on, Burke! You're an Alpha Beta! 921 01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:17,099 Fuck! 922 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:20,861 - Shit! - I won! I won! 923 01:01:26,620 --> 01:01:30,825 Times are changin', Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life. 924 01:01:30,940 --> 01:01:34,189 If they win homecoming, they're gonna take over the Greek Council. 925 01:01:34,220 --> 01:01:37,742 And we'll be up to our necks in nerd shit. 926 01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:43,105 ULICH: Our next competition will be the Trojan Horse. 927 01:01:47,020 --> 01:01:48,949 - [CHEERING] - [GROANING] 928 01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:52,099 Come on! Come on! Get off! 929 01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:54,428 Get off! 930 01:01:54,820 --> 01:01:55,939 - [GROANS] - Yeah! 931 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:58,302 [MOUTHING] What is Alpha Beta doing? 932 01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,701 [LAUGHING] 933 01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:13,544 - All right! - [CHEERING] 934 01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:27,341 [CHEERING] 935 01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:02,499 [CHANTING] Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! 936 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:05,459 - Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! - [GROANING] 937 01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:09,939 Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! 938 01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:12,859 Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! 939 01:03:12,860 --> 01:03:17,827 Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! 940 01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:22,181 [GROANS] 941 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:23,981 [CHEERING] 942 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,701 [COUGHING] 943 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:32,419 - Ooh! Aah! Alpha Beta! - On your mark! Set! 944 01:03:32,420 --> 01:03:35,624 - Ooh! Aah! Alpha Beta! - [WHISTLE BLOWS] 945 01:03:39,140 --> 01:03:40,341 [CHEERING] 946 01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:45,101 [CHUCKLING] 947 01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:48,659 Ooh! Aah! Alpha Beta! 948 01:03:48,660 --> 01:03:51,499 - Ooh! Aah! Alpha Beta! - COACH: On your mark! 949 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:54,465 - Set! [BLOWS WHISTLE] - Ooh! Aah! Alpha Beta! 950 01:03:54,860 --> 01:03:56,824 [CHEERLEADERS SCREAMING] 951 01:03:58,140 --> 01:04:00,183 You win! 952 01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:02,666 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 953 01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:07,301 [CHUCKLING] 954 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,499 Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next event, 955 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:21,830 but it has become a tradition here at Adams, the belching contest. 956 01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:23,341 [CHEERING] 957 01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:27,348 Our first of two finalists, Frederick W. Polowosky. 958 01:04:28,460 --> 01:04:29,661 [WHISPERING] 959 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,507 - "Ogre, you asshole." - [CROWD MURMURING] 960 01:04:33,060 --> 01:04:34,307 Ogre. 961 01:04:39,820 --> 01:04:41,260 [LOUD BURP] 962 01:04:42,980 --> 01:04:44,545 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 963 01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:50,624 [GASPING, MURMURING] 964 01:04:56,180 --> 01:05:00,146 And from the Lambda-Mu team, Dudley Dawson. 965 01:05:00,780 --> 01:05:03,062 - Booger. - Booger. 966 01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:12,065 [VERY LOUD BURP] 967 01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:18,865 [LOUD CHEERING] 968 01:05:28,140 --> 01:05:32,779 Our next event is one that goes all the way back to the Peloponnesian War, 969 01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:34,027 the javelin throw. 970 01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:51,101 [YELLS] 971 01:06:05,140 --> 01:06:06,421 Yeah! 972 01:06:11,220 --> 01:06:14,629 - All right, baby! - What'd you expect? 973 01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:24,791 - GILBERT: Wait till you see Lamar's throw. - JUDY: How come? 974 01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,739 Wormser's a master at aerodynamics 975 01:06:26,740 --> 01:06:31,309 and he designed the javelin to go along with Lamar's limp-wristed throwing style. 976 01:07:00,540 --> 01:07:02,939 - Wormser! It worked! - [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 977 01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:05,507 I can't believe it! Did you see that? 978 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:15,499 I love you all! I love you all! Thank you! 979 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:18,067 Thank you! 980 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:23,862 [ON P.A.] ULICH: The Alpha Beta-Pi team leads. 981 01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:26,739 The Lambda-Mus are a surprising second. 982 01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:30,183 Now let's see what happens at the charity fund-raising booths. 983 01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:33,499 Eat a pie for charity! Come on! Let's go! 984 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:36,829 Buy a pie for charity! Thank you. 985 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,111 Take a break, Chip. 986 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:48,023 Hi. 987 01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:52,306 - Hi, Betty. - A nerd. 988 01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:56,386 - I'm not kissing a nerd. - You have to. 989 01:07:57,020 --> 01:07:58,745 I paid my money. 990 01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:01,461 [CHUCKLES] It's time for my break. 991 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:05,304 Kiss this, nerd. 992 01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:08,583 - BETTY: Stan! - Yeah? 993 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:14,379 I wanna do it. All this kissing's made me horny. 994 01:08:14,380 --> 01:08:17,424 God, Betty, you're like a goat. 995 01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:18,941 [HUFFS] 996 01:08:21,620 --> 01:08:22,867 Next. 997 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:53,781 Stan! 998 01:08:57,580 --> 01:08:59,111 You changed your mind. 999 01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:04,787 I'm glad. Come on. 1000 01:09:21,220 --> 01:09:22,785 Hey, you. 1001 01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:28,380 You wanna do it on the moon? 1002 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,702 Take off your mask. 1003 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:51,660 Oh, Stan. 1004 01:09:52,620 --> 01:09:55,187 You're so kinky. 1005 01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:02,619 BOOGER: Eat a pie for charity. Step right up. 1006 01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:04,459 Come on. Step up. 1007 01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:09,541 - Eat a pie for charity. Thank you very much. - Eat a pie for charity! 1008 01:10:09,820 --> 01:10:11,179 Gable, how we doin'? 1009 01:10:11,180 --> 01:10:16,779 - Great, 1,258 bucks. Better than last year. - The nerds are over 2,000. 1010 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:18,819 - Yep. - For selling pies? 1011 01:10:18,820 --> 01:10:22,502 They've got a line around the corner. Guys are buying two, three pies apiece. 1012 01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:26,188 There's something fishy about these pies. Let's go check it out. 1013 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,270 TAKASHI: Okay, hold on for a second. 1014 01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:32,945 - Thank you. - BOOGER: Pies for charity. 1015 01:10:33,580 --> 01:10:35,544 - Pies for charity. - GABLE: This can't be! 1016 01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:39,302 Ogre, go get a pie. Find out what the hell's going on here. 1017 01:10:42,540 --> 01:10:45,550 Thanks, wimp. Get yourself one. 1018 01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:50,099 - Well, how is it? - Good. 1019 01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:52,223 - Is it good, or is it great? - It's good. 1020 01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:55,379 Just good? Then what the hell are they selling so many of them for? 1021 01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:58,106 Here's why. Uh-oh. 1022 01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,506 That's my Pi. 1023 01:11:14,220 --> 01:11:16,070 Oh, Stan. 1024 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:18,425 That was wonderful. 1025 01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:22,111 You did things to me you've never done before. 1026 01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:23,901 [GASPS] 1027 01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:25,990 You're that nerd! 1028 01:11:26,060 --> 01:11:27,386 Yeah. 1029 01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:30,782 God, you were wonderful. 1030 01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:32,147 Thanks. 1031 01:11:33,900 --> 01:11:36,739 [GIGGLES] Are all nerds as good as you? 1032 01:11:36,740 --> 01:11:39,979 - Yes. - How come? 1033 01:11:39,980 --> 01:11:43,070 'Cause all jocks think about is sports. 1034 01:11:43,580 --> 01:11:46,101 All we ever think about is sex. 1035 01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:50,182 - What's your name? - Lewis. 1036 01:11:50,820 --> 01:11:52,226 Lewis, 1037 01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:57,068 would you meet me after the pep rally tonight? 1038 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:58,461 Sure. 1039 01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:05,099 ULICH: It's all tied up, 1040 01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:09,099 which means the musical show and skit competition will decide the winner. 1041 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:12,059 So, let the music begin! 1042 01:12:12,060 --> 01:12:16,339 [SINGING] ♪ Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream ♪ 1043 01:12:16,340 --> 01:12:18,941 Merrily, merrily Merrily, merrily ♪ 1044 01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:22,099 ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 1045 01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:24,462 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING] 1046 01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:28,939 What'd the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? 1047 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:31,619 - What did the Pink Panther say? - Dead ant. Dead ant. 1048 01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:34,551 - Dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant. - [BOOING] 1049 01:12:34,940 --> 01:12:36,939 What is the dirtiest thing ever said on television? 1050 01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:39,019 The dirtiest thing ever said on television. I don't know. 1051 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:42,030 "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." 1052 01:12:43,980 --> 01:12:45,181 [GROANING] 1053 01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:49,419 [SINGING] ♪ Gable, Gable, he's our man! If he can't do it, Burke can! ♪ 1054 01:12:49,420 --> 01:12:52,979 ♪ Burke, Burke, he's our man! If he can't do it, Ogre can! ♪ 1055 01:12:52,980 --> 01:12:56,299 - Give me an "A"! - Give me a "D"! 1056 01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:59,979 - Give me an "A"! - Give me an "M"! 1057 01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:02,819 - Give me an "S"! - What's it spell? 1058 01:13:02,820 --> 01:13:05,546 Adams! 1059 01:13:06,020 --> 01:13:07,221 [CHEERING] 1060 01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:08,871 [GIRLS SINGING] 1061 01:13:34,180 --> 01:13:35,666 [LOUD CHEERING] 1062 01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:37,941 [WHISTLING] 1063 01:13:40,820 --> 01:13:42,181 - Whoa! - [GASPING] 1064 01:13:43,220 --> 01:13:46,629 Look at that! Look at that! 1065 01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:55,508 [ELECTRONIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1066 01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:22,661 [CHEERING] 1067 01:15:34,020 --> 01:15:36,507 Break! 1068 01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:08,943 [CHEERING WILDLY] 1069 01:16:29,340 --> 01:16:31,699 I'd like to present the trophy 1070 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:33,504 to this year's champions... 1071 01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:36,983 Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu! 1072 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:44,739 They will be able to select the president 1073 01:16:44,740 --> 01:16:46,908 of next year's Greek Council. 1074 01:16:48,340 --> 01:16:49,587 No! 1075 01:16:51,100 --> 01:16:53,859 I'd like to announce that we've made our selection already. 1076 01:16:53,860 --> 01:16:55,471 It's Gilbert Lowe! 1077 01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:03,059 This sucks. I gotta get rid of some of this anger. 1078 01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:06,979 - Come on, Betty. Let's go pump some iron. - No, Stan. I don't think so. 1079 01:17:06,980 --> 01:17:09,581 What do you mean? Let's go. Why not? 1080 01:17:10,780 --> 01:17:12,425 I've got a date with a Tri-Lamb. 1081 01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:14,950 [LAUGHS] A Tri-Lamb. 1082 01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:16,781 Here's your pin. 1083 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:19,906 Take it. 1084 01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:23,670 Wait. Betty. Come on. 1085 01:17:25,540 --> 01:17:28,471 God! I'm in love with a nerd! [CHUCKLING] 1086 01:17:29,900 --> 01:17:32,068 - Gable. - Yeah, Coach? 1087 01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:38,221 I wanna see you and the other girls in the locker room now! 1088 01:17:39,180 --> 01:17:40,461 Yes, sir. 1089 01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:46,910 [COACH CLEARS THROAT] 1090 01:17:47,940 --> 01:17:51,110 When you were a baby in your crib, 1091 01:17:51,780 --> 01:17:54,028 your father looked down at you, 1092 01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,461 he had but one hope, 1093 01:17:56,660 --> 01:17:59,386 someday my son will grow to be a man. 1094 01:18:01,460 --> 01:18:03,469 Well, look at you now. 1095 01:18:05,300 --> 01:18:09,061 You just got your asses whipped 1096 01:18:09,140 --> 01:18:11,820 by a bunch of goddamn nerds. 1097 01:18:14,140 --> 01:18:15,466 Nerds! 1098 01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:20,748 If I was you, I'd do somethin' about it. 1099 01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:26,231 I would get up and redeem myself 1100 01:18:27,460 --> 01:18:32,029 in the eyes of my father, my maker and my coach! 1101 01:18:32,060 --> 01:18:34,699 - Well, let's get those nerds! - Nerds! 1102 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:37,979 - Nerds! - What are we waitin' for? 1103 01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:39,181 [ALL YELLING] 1104 01:18:46,660 --> 01:18:49,511 [IN UNISON] We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and 1105 01:18:49,580 --> 01:18:51,459 - Omega Mu! - [LEWIS LAUGHING] 1106 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:54,140 [CHANTING] Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 1107 01:18:54,420 --> 01:18:55,621 [ALL YELLING] 1108 01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:05,151 - Come on! Come on! - [GLASS SHATTERING] 1109 01:19:34,540 --> 01:19:35,787 I'm a nerd. 1110 01:19:38,060 --> 01:19:39,546 Welcome to the real world. 1111 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:42,823 I never really wanted to believe that. 1112 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:46,585 - It's okay. - It's not okay. 1113 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:51,144 We're nothing. We let them destroy our house. 1114 01:19:51,980 --> 01:19:54,259 Lewis, we're gonna control the Greek Council next year. 1115 01:19:54,260 --> 01:19:55,461 Big deal! 1116 01:19:56,900 --> 01:19:58,864 You'll be dead by then, Gilbert. 1117 01:20:00,020 --> 01:20:03,747 Nobody cares. Don't you understand that? The university doesn't care. 1118 01:20:04,420 --> 01:20:06,588 There's nothing we can do about it. 1119 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:08,779 I think we got something good going, 1120 01:20:08,780 --> 01:20:10,939 and I'm not gonna let 'em take it away from us. 1121 01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:12,859 Gilbert, don't be a fool. 1122 01:20:12,860 --> 01:20:14,903 You'll just get yourself hurt again. 1123 01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:17,951 - Big deal. - Gilbert. 1124 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:26,351 - [CHEERING] - [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 1125 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:41,779 I'd like to introduce to you the men that are gonna bring you 1126 01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:44,824 a homecoming victory against State tomorrow. 1127 01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:48,583 At defensive back, number 38, Kevin O'Leary. 1128 01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:53,144 Offensive guard, number 64, Rich Valeroy. 1129 01:20:55,060 --> 01:20:57,991 At center, number 53, Harry Reagan! 1130 01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:01,979 Look who's comin'. 1131 01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:04,179 - Hey! Where you goin', nerd? - Just leave me alone. 1132 01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:06,899 You guys went way too far this time, and you're not getting away with it. 1133 01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:08,739 - Oh, is that right? - Yeah. 1134 01:21:08,740 --> 01:21:11,539 Well, let's see if shit floats. What do you think of that idea? 1135 01:21:11,540 --> 01:21:15,062 Put me down. Goddamn... Put me down! 1136 01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,540 Bombs away! 1137 01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:20,866 And now, our tri-captains. 1138 01:21:21,420 --> 01:21:23,499 Leading the conference in reception, 1139 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:26,863 at wide receiver, number 84, Danny Burke! 1140 01:21:26,980 --> 01:21:31,469 Our defensive captain, number 79, Fred Polowosky! 1141 01:21:31,660 --> 01:21:32,979 - Ogre! - The Ogre! 1142 01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:34,099 [ROARS] 1143 01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:36,871 Now, our two-time all-American quarterback, 1144 01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:39,019 number 10, Stan Gable! 1145 01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:40,346 Yeah! 1146 01:21:44,340 --> 01:21:47,539 - Hold it, son! Hold it! Hold it! - Come on! 1147 01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:50,419 Leave him alone. Coach, I said leave him alone. 1148 01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:52,219 - What did you say? - You heard me. 1149 01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:55,219 - I'll break his goddamn neck! - You will do nothing of the sort. 1150 01:21:55,220 --> 01:21:56,990 Don't you touch that boy. 1151 01:21:57,860 --> 01:21:59,061 [GRUNTING] 1152 01:22:01,180 --> 01:22:02,381 Says who? 1153 01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:05,826 Says me, 1154 01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:08,621 you asshole. 1155 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:10,747 Hold it, Coach! 1156 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,824 You just hold it right there. 1157 01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:50,667 Okay, kid. 1158 01:22:52,980 --> 01:22:54,227 Say what you got to say. 1159 01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:56,947 Thanks. 1160 01:23:03,580 --> 01:23:05,419 Uh... [PANTING] 1161 01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:09,909 I just wanted to... To say that... That I'm a nerd. 1162 01:23:10,660 --> 01:23:14,307 And I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. 1163 01:23:15,140 --> 01:23:16,341 I mean, uh, 1164 01:23:16,540 --> 01:23:22,429 all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. 1165 01:23:22,620 --> 01:23:23,867 And tonight, 1166 01:23:25,260 --> 01:23:28,669 those bastards, they trashed our house. 1167 01:23:29,620 --> 01:23:32,471 Why? Because we're smart? 1168 01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:35,869 'Cause we look different? 1169 01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:38,744 Well, we're not. 1170 01:23:41,180 --> 01:23:45,749 I'm a nerd, and, uh, I'm pretty proud of it. 1171 01:23:51,820 --> 01:23:53,624 - Hi, Gilbert. - Hi. 1172 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:55,940 I'm a nerd, too. 1173 01:23:57,820 --> 01:23:59,943 I just found that out tonight. 1174 01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:03,300 We have news for the beautiful people. 1175 01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:06,100 There's a lot more of us than there are of you. 1176 01:24:07,740 --> 01:24:09,942 I know there's alumni here tonight. 1177 01:24:10,140 --> 01:24:14,664 When you went to Adams you might have been called a spaz 1178 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:18,704 or a dork or a geek. 1179 01:24:19,180 --> 01:24:22,031 Any of you that have ever felt 1180 01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:26,869 stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, 1181 01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:31,022 whether you think you're a nerd or not, just come down and join us. 1182 01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:32,581 Come on. 1183 01:24:35,180 --> 01:24:36,870 [ROCK SONG PLAYING] 1184 01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:40,819 - Hi, Betty. - Hi. 1185 01:24:40,820 --> 01:24:44,229 Just join us, 'cause... Hi. 1186 01:24:46,100 --> 01:24:50,100 No one's gonna be free until nerd persecution ends. 1187 01:24:51,940 --> 01:24:53,141 [SIGHS] 1188 01:24:56,060 --> 01:24:57,307 Hi, guys. 1189 01:25:21,580 --> 01:25:24,979 You know, Coach. I think I'm gonna let these boys 1190 01:25:24,980 --> 01:25:26,739 live over at the Alpha Beta house 1191 01:25:26,740 --> 01:25:29,779 while you and your boys rebuild theirs. 1192 01:25:29,780 --> 01:25:33,507 - And where the hell are we gonna live? - Yeah. What about us, huh? 1193 01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:36,706 You're jocks. Go live in the gym. 1194 01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:40,744 [CHANTING] Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 1195 01:25:40,820 --> 01:25:44,259 Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 1196 01:25:44,260 --> 01:25:52,629 Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! 1197 01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:54,381 [ALL CHEERING] 1198 01:26:10,260 --> 01:26:11,461 [INAUDIBLE] 1199 01:26:22,100 --> 01:26:23,301 [INAUDIBLE] 1200 01:26:39,980 --> 01:26:41,591 [INAUDIBLE] 1201 01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:44,985 [INAUDIBLE] 1202 01:26:47,460 --> 01:26:48,661 [INAUDIBLE] 1203 01:27:12,180 --> 01:27:13,381 [INAUDIBLE] 1204 01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:18,581 [INAUDIBLE] 102099