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Thank you.
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No worries.
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Have a good day.
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Every test
that my wife and I did
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and every question
that we asked,
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what Wrexham's like,
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met the criteria of a... of a...
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Of a town with
a working-class background
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and, you know,
wanting to improve...
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Wanting to improve itself.
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And every... every...
Every transaction I've had,
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every discussion I've had
has only...
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Has only strengthened that view.
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So we have...
This is the Racecourse Ground.
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When we met,
he was the club secretary
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for Scarborough Football Club.
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And, um, we met... I actually
interviewed him for a mortgage.
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And my boss declined
his mortgage
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because football was not
a stable industry.
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So obviously, Shaun being Shaun,
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wouldn't accept that.
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And, he fought for his mortgage.
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And, um, he took the girl out.
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Always falls on his feet,
this boy.
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Always falls on his feet.
Doing good things.
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Shaun works and then works
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and then works again, basically.
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That is what he does.
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He is probably
the most hardworking person
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I've ever met.
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Look at this.
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He's so knowledgeable.
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He's always three steps ahead
of everybody else.
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Who was your best
helper today, Chal?
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Shaun.
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He will answer emails
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from getting up first thing
in the morning,
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and obviously,
with the time difference
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for Rob and Ryan,
quiet often in the night.
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You're setting this club up
to give it
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the absolute best chance
of promotion.
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Then at the end of the day
as well,
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when America's waking up,
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quite often we find
that we're doing
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calls and Zooms
way into the evening as well.
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Nic all right, kids all right?
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Yeah. Great, yeah.
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I just don't see so much of 'em.
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And this really start...
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Started as a temporary gig
for him.
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He was supposed
to do this for six weeks...
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- Yeah.
- Maybe at the most.
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And then it was like, well,
I'll do it for six months,
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and then we'll see
where we're at.
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And now he realizes,
it's a full-time,
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- lifetime position, I hope.
- Yeah.
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No, I hope so too.
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Effectively,
what you're doing is,
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you're just showing
the complete flexibility
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that we have to be able
to accommodate
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anything and everything.
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I don't know where
we would be without him.
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I don't know where we'd be
without him as well.
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Shaun is, one of one.
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So at the end of last season,
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I think it was around June,
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Shaun let the club know
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that he was planning
to go on holiday
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for the first time
in a long time.
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He and Nicola had identified
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the week of October the 21st
for that trip.
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It was very important
to Rob and Ryan and me
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that we really kind of protect
that week for Shaun and Nicola.
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We're back here
with Ryan Reynolds
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and the other guy.
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Come on.
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Where?
Wait, want me to go up here?
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There you go.
Yeah, that's good.
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Everybody knows
when it comes to Wrexham,
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Rob and Ryan are very much
joined at the hip,
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bit of a double act.
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And similarly,
so are Shaun and I.
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Shaun is doing
many of the things
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that I am not capable of doing.
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Is that a fair assessment?
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Fair? It's fair,
but everything's teamwork,
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- as we know.
- Yes.
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Um, you know, I'm not a huge fan
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of the good cop/bad cop analogy
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that sometimes gets
thrown around.
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I think it's closer
to really Shaun is like
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the Hand of the King
from Game of Thrones.
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You know, he's the...
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The secret power
behind the throne.
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Yes, I know
Varys was never technically
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Hand of the Throne,
all you Game of Thrones nerds,
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but he does look
like Shaun Harvey,
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so just deal with it.
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But, with him going away,
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you know, that means
I have to be the Hand.
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In what was quite
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a Game of Thrones-y development,
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the day Shaun left
for his holiday,
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Rob got in touch with me
and announced he was arriving,
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without having told Ryan
or Shaun
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for some strategic reason
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or something
I had yet to ascertain.
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By the way, that is difficult.
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You know when you've got
a toddler, and...
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And they're sort of desperate
for an ice cream,
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there's, like, a busy road
in front of them.
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Sometimes you've just gotta,
like, steer them
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towards the pedestrian crossing.
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Rob revealed that he had come
to the Racecourse
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to help stage a...
A humorous prank
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for the benefit
of Ryan's birthday,
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which was coming up
in a few days' time,
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that involved a blimp
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that was gonna fly
over the Racecourse
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with a very unflattering
picture of Ryan on it.
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And just as a reminder,
last year...
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Today we celebrate
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Mr. Co-Chairman,
Robert Lucinda McElhenney,
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with this memorial urinal.
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Ryan surprised Rob
on his birthday,
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commissioning a urinal
with a fancy plaque
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etched with Rob's face.
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And yes, I recognize
this is all fun stuff
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that generates more exposure
for the club,
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but I think I don't like pranks.
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That's always been
a big thing for me.
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I'm not a big... I'm not
a big prank war person.
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- Here's the blimp.
- Here's the...
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Here... here is the blimp.
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Cannot be denied,
this is the blimp.
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- This is... yeah.
- Yes.
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It's very convincing, isn't it?
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That's so terrible.
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Meanwhile, on my phone...
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What would you do here?
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I've got one co-owner sneaking
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behind the back of the other one
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and the other one asking
about it.
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Also, reminder,
I am a working actor,
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and while I have already
been in an episode
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of It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia,
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I've never actually been
in a Deadpool movie, so...
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So I did the only logical thing.
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Yep, I am comfortable
with the word "hero."
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To celebrate
my cochairman's birthday,
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may I humbly present to you
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the Ryan Rodney Reynolds
memorial blimp.
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A hideous but surprisingly
inexpensive way
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for the world to finally see
Ryan Reynolds
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as he's meant to be seen.
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And so we christen
this flying Ryan face
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for the world to see.
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So I don't... I don't think
it's gonna break.
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Fuck it.
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Um, now,
all of these glorious ideas
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had been,
formulated and plotted out
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and planned
and put into practice
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without consulting me,
without working out
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whether or not
we were allowed to do this,
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what the local
Welsh aviation laws,
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involved in regards
to blimp flying.
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And to make matters even more
uncomfortable for me,
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I'm having to run cover for Rob,
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as our other cochairman is
very curious
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why Rob may or may not
be in town.
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I'll tell you what... do you know
what I... I really think?
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I'm looking forward to everyone
getting off our grass.
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I've always said...
Listen, I'm all for...
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I'm... I am down for fun.
I'm a fun guy.
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But I'm very protective of...
Of the club.
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So I took command
of the situation,
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and I immediately called Shaun.
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And then over there
is the blimp.
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Do you see the...
They can't see you.
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Only... only I can see you.
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Don't you worry.
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Um, and there's the blimp
with Ryan's face on it.
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We were in Tenerife,
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having a holiday away
the two of us.
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Um, it's normal.
Everything starts quite well,
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um, until we had
a little bit of a drama.
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Fly high, my friend.
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You're free now.
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Happy birthday, Ryan!
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You can usually tell
how extensive the drama is
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depending on how far
around the pool he walks.
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It was quite small, so he did
a lot of laps of that pool.
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Unfortunately, my
biggest fears were confirmed.
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There were several
Welsh aviation laws
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we might have been breaking
and the possibility
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there could be fines
and/or arrests.
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And I've been lying to Ryan.
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As a reminder,
as far as their holiday goes,
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this is day one.
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Big challenge this weekend
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versus Boreham Wood,
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who fancy themselves as
challengers for the league.
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We need to get some momentum
going today, don't we?
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We certainly do, and again,
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this is gonna be
a really tough task here
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for the... for Wrexham.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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We're at a stage
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where we're still warming up,
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so I think they're gonna
give us a bit of a test.
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Rob is in town,
but actually the team isn't.
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We're away at Boreham Wood.
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Boreham Wood is a big game
because they are one
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of our potential rivals
for the championship,
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along with Notts County
and Chesterfield.
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So there's a lot of attention
on this game.
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It's certainly a test
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that I think we need to approach
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in a more positive,
front foot manner
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than we did in the previous
away big games.
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But here we go.
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Wrexham knock it back to...
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I wish we could get it
up on the TV.
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Which brings us
to the thorny issue
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of Article 48.
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Article 48 is the law
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that states
that you can't broadcast
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3:00 p.m. Saturday kickoffs
in the UK.
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This was to protect
the live crowd scene,
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the idea being,
if it was on telly,
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people maybe wouldn't
bother to go
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to the stadium to watch it.
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H-hold on.
I... I have to jump in here
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real quick just
to make things 100% clear
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for any of the American
fans out there.
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That's right.
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You can't watch
the games on TV...
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Anywhere...
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But especially not in the UK,
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even if it's a sellout.
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That's right.
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And for all the European fans
watching out there...
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I'm sure I sound
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like a typical American asshole,
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but don't you want
to watch the games?
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I mean, come on.
You wanna watch the games.
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Right?
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We've done a deep dive
into Article 48,
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and there... there is a way
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to protect the integrity
of the sport
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while also being able
to watch the...
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You know, sorry.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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That's a whole other episode.
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We were talking about Shaun.
Let's get back to Shaun.
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Every game
the club plays is filmed,
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um, but that feed
of that game is made available
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to the club for club usage,
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and Rob and Ryan have access
to that feed.
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So that's how they would
often watch games
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when back in the United States.
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Now, Rob got very excited
at the prospect
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of streaming this game
in the Turf.
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And Wrexham being
a small town, word got around.
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And before you knew it,
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everybody in the town knew.
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All of a sudden, my...
My phone starts beeping
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and then lighting up
like a Christmas tree.
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Ultimately, a case of,
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no, what's happened now?
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So what was your reaction
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to the second time
Shaun got called?
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I don't think I knew
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how much the work would
take over, in all honesty.
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I wonder when Mendy's
coming back.
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Well, actually,
what Rob wanted to do was akin
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to sticking two fingers up
at the authorities
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and something that I couldn't
allow to happen.
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I gotta jump in again.
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That's not what I was
trying to do.
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I... I don't even know
what that means.
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What does this mean?
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Fuck off.
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It's "fuck off"? Why?
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See?
I... I wasn't trying to create
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an international
broadcasting uproar.
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I... I just wanted
to watch the game.
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I just... I didn't think
it was a very big deal.
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And then Shaun called me
and said...
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And I said, I don't know,
I don't think it'll get out.
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I don't... is it really
that big of a deal?
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And he said...
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And so now I'm actually scared
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because Shaun is scary.
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I mean, look at him.
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Okay, so we didn't get
to watch the game
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and instead listened to it
on the radio,
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which I have to admit
is kind of fun,
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'cause it makes it feel like
it's 1947 or something,
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but either way,
I missed the lone goal
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because I was in the bathroom.
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Article 48 says
that it's not gonna happen.
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Anyway, yeah,
cooler heads prevailed,
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and Rob and the Turf ended up
listening to the match,
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which I was delighted about.
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And that is the final whistle.
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Wow.
Wrexham, I think,
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will have grounds
to feel really disappointed
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that they didn't get
the 3 points.
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Incidentally,
we drew against Boreham Wood,
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1-1, which means that we,
still haven't beaten
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any of our closest competitors
yet this season,
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which is far from ideal.
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We lost Chesterfield,
lost Notts.
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We... we drew today.
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So to recap, Shaun
has been gone for two days,
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and so far there's been
a healthy dose of lies
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and subterfuge from at least
one of our owners
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and very nearly violations
of both Welsh aviation law
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and international
blackout regulations.
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And worst of all,
two phone calls to Shaun
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on his sacrosanct holiday.
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And, we haven't even gotten
to the bad part yet.
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The surprise
on Ryan's birthday was a blimp,
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which for UK viewers, is just
a stupid fucking balloon.
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You know, Rob thinks
he's very funny,
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and... and, you know,
usually he is, by and large,
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but I think, um, by this stage
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of having two days of dealing
with his shenanigans,
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my sense of humor was
at an all-time low.
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Um, but on the plus side,
you know,
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Shaun's third day
of his vacation was...
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Was pretty quiet.
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And that is where things
took a turn... again.
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Should footballers be able
to put political messages
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on their boots?
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Okay, so football club Wrexham,
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owned by, Ryan Reynolds
and some other guy,
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banned striker Paul Mullin
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from wearing boots emblazoned
with a political message.
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I think we've got the image.
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He said, "Eff the Tories."
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Paul, unfortunately,
you know, on his boots,
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it had, "Fuck the Tories."
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And you can't say
"Fuck the Tories,"
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'cause the phrase
"Fuck the Tories" is a very,
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explosive phrase, because...
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Before we get into all that,
I should probably just
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give you a quick primer
on British politics.
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UK politics is dominated
by two parties.
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You have the Conservative Party,
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who are on the right
of the political spectrum,
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and you have the Labour Party,
who are on the left.
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The UK government is
the Conservative Party,
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also known as the Tories.
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Our local MP is a Tory,
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but most of our fans are
probably Labour voters.
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So Paul Mullin, who's very much
a Labour supporter,
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decides to post a picture
of his new boots to Instagram,
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and, you know, a very innocuous
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picture of his boots.
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But if you were
to swipe to the right...
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Yes.
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The picture was taken
actually at the football club,
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which could suggest
that it was club-endorsed,
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when of course,
we had absolutely no idea.
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Okay, so football
club Wrexham, owned by...
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So this time, I don't think
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anybody had to call Shaun.
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He called me.
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Paul Mullin from wearing...
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I know from talking
to Nicola that
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she, you know, woke up
and rolled over in bed
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at about 6:00 in the morning
in, you know,
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the lovely Mediterranean,
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sunlight falling on her face,
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to find an empty bed
with Shaun out on the balcony
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talking to people from,
you know, the UK government,
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Welsh government,
the local council,
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trying to put out fires
left, right, and center.
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I obviously posted
the photo onto social media
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and received a call
from the club quite quick,
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to be fair to them,
just saying all, like,
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the Wrexham, like, things
in the background is, like...
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I was like, I didn't realize.
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Obviously it's not
representative of Wrexham.
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It's totally me and my opinion.
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So I removed the photo
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and just put another one up.
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I woke up the next day,
it blew up,
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and next minute, I...
I couldn't put the telly on
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without it being
on every channel.
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Is that not technically
a uniform?
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- So the club gets to pick...
- Yes, exactly.
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Yeah, you just wear a uniform.
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It was cute.
He's adorable.
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But he's behaving like a child,
and you just can't.
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It's born partly from his,
Liverpudlian roots.
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It's a chant that's been sung
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at a lot of Liverpool games.
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I think it's a special thing
to be from Liverpool,
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and it means a lot to...
To the people of Liverpool.
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They're really proud of it.
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The best city in England.
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00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,589
Well, we don't want to be
a part of England, but...
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Paul is more than entitled
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to his own political views.
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What we can't allow to happen
is for those political views
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to be delivered
using the club's platform.
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So I was hoping I can just quell
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this little fire that's burning.
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All of a sudden,
Ryan liked the picture.
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I gave it a like on Instagram.
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I didn't know that that would
cause a ripple effect.
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- Um...
- It did.
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Do you know
what an Instagram carousel is?
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It's all right if you don't.
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But you would expect
someone like Ryan Reynolds,
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with his hundred million
Instagram followers,
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would know exactly what one was.
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Now I need a fire engine
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to put an inferno out.
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So Shaun left on Friday.
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It's now Monday, and he's
threatening to come home.
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So things were
looking pretty bleak
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for Shaun's vacation.
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I've not really been killing it
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in my time as the Hand.
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But the most critical thing was
making a statement.
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"The photographs
taken at the Racecourse Ground
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"were done so without
our knowledge or approval.
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"The club also acknowledge
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"that everyone is entitled
to their own opinion,
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whether that be employees
or supporters."
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So the statement went down
okay-ish, I guess.
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I mean, as well as statements
like that can go down.
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The Tories felt like
we hadn't gone far enough.
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Our left-leaning
fan base decided
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that we'd hung Paul out to dry.
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So of course, it's at this point
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that Shaun calls and says
he's cutting his holiday short
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and he's coming home
the next day.
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This is sort of our
"all is lost" moment really.
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Rob and Ryan had, characteristically,
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been causing chaos.
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But worse, we had a political
firestorm to deal with,
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and you know,
Shaun was having to cut short
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his first holiday
in God knows how long.
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So that's when I decided
to channel my inner Varys.
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I knew if I was gonna
prevail upon Shaun
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not to return to Wrexham,
there was no point
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in contacting him directly...
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Or even to go to the "king."
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You know, if you want something
from the king,
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you start with the queen.
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But when approaching the queen,
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you must approach indirectly
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and delicately.
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But it takes a deft hand
to lead the queen to water.
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I told him what a shame
it would be if Shaun was
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to spoil his holiday,
and, you know,
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he being ever the superhero,
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got in touch with Rob,
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who called Shaun and demanded
he stay in Tenerife.
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So the system works.
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And now, to cap it all off,
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at the game on Tuesday night,
we're losing 1-0,
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and it's raining.
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00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:50,449
But Rob is nothing
if not confident,
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and he made a prediction.
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We all know that the club
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getting promotion this season
is the true focus.
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Drop to the shoulder.
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Trying to keep it
away from Spence.
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00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,265
Paul stops the ball.
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00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,701
Gets his head up,
gets the crossing.
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00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,805
Goal!
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In football,
wins are a wonderful thing
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because they help
to wipe the slate clean
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the previous week,
change the agenda,
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change the topic
of conversation.
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Davies to Palmer.
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00:21:23,851 --> 00:21:24,851
Palmer holds the ball up well.
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00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:25,918
Here's Davies.
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00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:28,822
Davies!
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So after a week
of trials and tribulations,
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00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,361
it was nice to get back
to doing what we do best,
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which is winning
football matches.
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00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:41,201
Young. Good cross... Hayden!
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So now Rob thinks he's prescient
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or m-magic or something.
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I don't know.
I mean, I guess
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00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:48,574
Game of Thrones had magic in it.
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You know, he's... he's Bran,
the little boy,
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00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,911
on the back of Hodor.
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He... he can see into
the future apparently.
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00:21:54,615 --> 00:21:56,315
The other cochairman got
to convince himself
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that he'd saved Shaun's holiday,
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so that was nice for him.
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And you know, ultimately,
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00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,822
Shaun did have
his holiday saved.
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00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,624
And so that was also
a nice thing.
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And was I responsible
for those things?
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00:22:06,026 --> 00:22:07,560
I mean...
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That's not for me to say.
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00:22:08,929 --> 00:22:11,430
That's for you to decide.
507
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,332
But I will say,
I'm quite glad to go back
508
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,002
to just being Shaun's sidekick.
509
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,670
It's... it's a lot less stressful.
510
00:22:51,228 --> 00:22:53,228
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