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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,384 Thank you. 2 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,686 No worries. 3 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,087 Have a good day. 4 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:34,333 Every test that my wife and I did 5 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,202 and every question that we asked, 6 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,437 what Wrexham's like, 7 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:40,539 met the criteria of a... of a... 8 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,676 Of a town with a working-class background 9 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,012 and, you know, wanting to improve... 10 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:47,846 Wanting to improve itself. 11 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:50,016 And every... every... Every transaction I've had, 12 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,451 every discussion I've had has only... 13 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:53,186 Has only strengthened that view. 14 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:59,759 So we have... This is the Racecourse Ground. 15 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,096 When we met, he was the club secretary 16 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,797 for Scarborough Football Club. 17 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:08,167 And, um, we met... I actually interviewed him for a mortgage. 18 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:14,273 And my boss declined his mortgage 19 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,742 because football was not a stable industry. 20 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,748 So obviously, Shaun being Shaun, 21 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:23,916 wouldn't accept that. 22 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,118 And, he fought for his mortgage. 23 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:29,088 And, um, he took the girl out. 24 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,223 Always falls on his feet, this boy. 25 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:33,559 Always falls on his feet. Doing good things. 26 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,329 Shaun works and then works 27 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,198 and then works again, basically. 28 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,632 That is what he does. 29 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,935 He is probably the most hardworking person 30 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,003 I've ever met. 31 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,304 Look at this. 32 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,906 He's so knowledgeable. 33 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:49,542 He's always three steps ahead of everybody else. 34 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,511 Who was your best helper today, Chal? 35 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,680 Shaun. 36 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,083 He will answer emails 37 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:59,218 from getting up first thing in the morning, 38 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,020 and obviously, with the time difference 39 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:04,223 for Rob and Ryan, quiet often in the night. 40 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:06,092 You're setting this club up to give it 41 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:08,895 the absolute best chance of promotion. 42 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,163 Then at the end of the day as well, 43 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,430 when America's waking up, 44 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,432 quite often we find that we're doing 45 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:16,435 calls and Zooms way into the evening as well. 46 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:17,903 Nic all right, kids all right? 47 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,171 Yeah. Great, yeah. 48 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,573 I just don't see so much of 'em. 49 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,043 And this really start... 50 00:02:23,044 --> 00:02:25,244 Started as a temporary gig for him. 51 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,414 He was supposed to do this for six weeks... 52 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,382 - Yeah. - Maybe at the most. 53 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,051 And then it was like, well, I'll do it for six months, 54 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,319 and then we'll see where we're at. 55 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,255 And now he realizes, it's a full-time, 56 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:37,824 - lifetime position, I hope. - Yeah. 57 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,025 No, I hope so too. 58 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,392 Effectively, what you're doing is, 59 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:42,395 you're just showing the complete flexibility 60 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:45,097 that we have to be able to accommodate 61 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,166 anything and everything. 62 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,468 I don't know where we would be without him. 63 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,770 I don't know where we'd be without him as well. 64 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,639 Shaun is, one of one. 65 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,253 So at the end of last season, 66 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:43,823 I think it was around June, 67 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,124 Shaun let the club know 68 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,726 that he was planning to go on holiday 69 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,794 for the first time in a long time. 70 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,363 He and Nicola had identified 71 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:53,566 the week of October the 21st for that trip. 72 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,101 It was very important to Rob and Ryan and me 73 00:03:56,102 --> 00:04:00,039 that we really kind of protect that week for Shaun and Nicola. 74 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,708 We're back here with Ryan Reynolds 75 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,609 and the other guy. 76 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:04,578 Come on. 77 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:05,678 Where? Wait, want me to go up here? 78 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,413 There you go. Yeah, that's good. 79 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,715 Everybody knows when it comes to Wrexham, 80 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,016 Rob and Ryan are very much joined at the hip, 81 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,150 bit of a double act. 82 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:13,219 And similarly, so are Shaun and I. 83 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,753 Shaun is doing many of the things 84 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,956 that I am not capable of doing. 85 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,491 Is that a fair assessment? 86 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,860 Fair? It's fair, but everything's teamwork, 87 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,194 - as we know. - Yes. 88 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,330 Um, you know, I'm not a huge fan 89 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,299 of the good cop/bad cop analogy 90 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,566 that sometimes gets thrown around. 91 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,603 I think it's closer to really Shaun is like 92 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,705 the Hand of the King from Game of Thrones. 93 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,040 You know, he's the... 94 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,908 The secret power behind the throne. 95 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,544 Yes, I know Varys was never technically 96 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:42,148 Hand of the Throne, all you Game of Thrones nerds, 97 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,282 but he does look like Shaun Harvey, 98 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,017 so just deal with it. 99 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,654 But, with him going away, 100 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:51,257 you know, that means I have to be the Hand. 101 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,592 In what was quite 102 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:55,127 a Game of Thrones-y development, 103 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,764 the day Shaun left for his holiday, 104 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,500 Rob got in touch with me and announced he was arriving, 105 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,435 without having told Ryan or Shaun 106 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,403 for some strategic reason 107 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,339 or something I had yet to ascertain. 108 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,442 By the way, that is difficult. 109 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,410 You know when you've got a toddler, and... 110 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,980 And they're sort of desperate for an ice cream, 111 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,615 there's, like, a busy road in front of them. 112 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,983 Sometimes you've just gotta, like, steer them 113 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,286 towards the pedestrian crossing. 114 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,290 Rob revealed that he had come to the Racecourse 115 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:27,260 to help stage a... A humorous prank 116 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:28,861 for the benefit of Ryan's birthday, 117 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,696 which was coming up in a few days' time, 118 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,331 that involved a blimp 119 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,733 that was gonna fly over the Racecourse 120 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:36,869 with a very unflattering picture of Ryan on it. 121 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,707 And just as a reminder, last year... 122 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,576 Today we celebrate 123 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:49,114 Mr. Co-Chairman, Robert Lucinda McElhenney, 124 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,351 with this memorial urinal. 125 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:53,319 Ryan surprised Rob on his birthday, 126 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,688 commissioning a urinal with a fancy plaque 127 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,323 etched with Rob's face. 128 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,859 And yes, I recognize this is all fun stuff 129 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,861 that generates more exposure for the club, 130 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,163 but I think I don't like pranks. 131 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,431 That's always been a big thing for me. 132 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:08,000 I'm not a big... I'm not a big prank war person. 133 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,101 - Here's the blimp. - Here's the... 134 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,336 Here... here is the blimp. 135 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,871 Cannot be denied, this is the blimp. 136 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,072 - This is... yeah. - Yes. 137 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,574 It's very convincing, isn't it? 138 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,711 That's so terrible. 139 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,280 Meanwhile, on my phone... 140 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,415 What would you do here? 141 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,950 I've got one co-owner sneaking 142 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,151 behind the back of the other one 143 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,253 and the other one asking about it. 144 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,291 Also, reminder, I am a working actor, 145 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,059 and while I have already been in an episode 146 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,495 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 147 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:38,164 I've never actually been in a Deadpool movie, so... 148 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,033 So I did the only logical thing. 149 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,579 Yep, I am comfortable with the word "hero." 150 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,150 To celebrate my cochairman's birthday, 151 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:59,185 may I humbly present to you 152 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:03,055 the Ryan Rodney Reynolds memorial blimp. 153 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:11,598 A hideous but surprisingly inexpensive way 154 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,200 for the world to finally see Ryan Reynolds 155 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,268 as he's meant to be seen. 156 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:20,006 And so we christen this flying Ryan face 157 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,008 for the world to see. 158 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,848 So I don't... I don't think it's gonna break. 159 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,549 Fuck it. 160 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,254 Um, now, all of these glorious ideas 161 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,724 had been, formulated and plotted out 162 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:40,026 and planned and put into practice 163 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,661 without consulting me, without working out 164 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,329 whether or not we were allowed to do this, 165 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,999 what the local Welsh aviation laws, 166 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,801 involved in regards to blimp flying. 167 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,970 And to make matters even more uncomfortable for me, 168 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,371 I'm having to run cover for Rob, 169 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,741 as our other cochairman is very curious 170 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,377 why Rob may or may not be in town. 171 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,680 I'll tell you what... do you know what I... I really think? 172 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,582 I'm looking forward to everyone getting off our grass. 173 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,150 I've always said... Listen, I'm all for... 174 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,219 I'm... I am down for fun. I'm a fun guy. 175 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:09,088 But I'm very protective of... Of the club. 176 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,091 So I took command of the situation, 177 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,060 and I immediately called Shaun. 178 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,162 And then over there is the blimp. 179 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,330 Do you see the... They can't see you. 180 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,199 Only... only I can see you. 181 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,266 Don't you worry. 182 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:25,105 Um, and there's the blimp with Ryan's face on it. 183 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,107 We were in Tenerife, 184 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,509 having a holiday away the two of us. 185 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,346 Um, it's normal. Everything starts quite well, 186 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:36,149 um, until we had a little bit of a drama. 187 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,118 Fly high, my friend. 188 00:08:38,119 --> 00:08:39,252 You're free now. 189 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,024 Happy birthday, Ryan! 190 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,229 You can usually tell how extensive the drama is 191 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,766 depending on how far around the pool he walks. 192 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:57,436 It was quite small, so he did a lot of laps of that pool. 193 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,707 Unfortunately, my biggest fears were confirmed. 194 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,342 There were several Welsh aviation laws 195 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,277 we might have been breaking and the possibility 196 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,213 there could be fines and/or arrests. 197 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,219 And I've been lying to Ryan. 198 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,522 As a reminder, as far as their holiday goes, 199 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,425 this is day one. 200 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,768 Big challenge this weekend 201 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,302 versus Boreham Wood, 202 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,739 who fancy themselves as challengers for the league. 203 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,274 We need to get some momentum going today, don't we? 204 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,009 We certainly do, and again, 205 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,677 this is gonna be a really tough task here 206 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:39,979 for the... for Wrexham. 207 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,247 - Hi. - Hey. 208 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,382 We're at a stage 209 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:44,317 where we're still warming up, 210 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:46,238 so I think they're gonna give us a bit of a test. 211 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,922 Rob is in town, but actually the team isn't. 212 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,592 We're away at Boreham Wood. 213 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:55,461 Boreham Wood is a big game because they are one 214 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,262 of our potential rivals for the championship, 215 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,198 along with Notts County and Chesterfield. 216 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,699 So there's a lot of attention on this game. 217 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,301 It's certainly a test 218 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,403 that I think we need to approach 219 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,706 in a more positive, front foot manner 220 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,842 than we did in the previous away big games. 221 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,410 But here we go. 222 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,945 Wrexham knock it back to... 223 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,415 I wish we could get it up on the TV. 224 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,751 Which brings us to the thorny issue 225 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,386 of Article 48. 226 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,055 Article 48 is the law 227 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,190 that states that you can't broadcast 228 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,527 3:00 p.m. Saturday kickoffs in the UK. 229 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:30,497 This was to protect the live crowd scene, 230 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,164 the idea being, if it was on telly, 231 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,100 people maybe wouldn't bother to go 232 00:10:33,101 --> 00:10:34,567 to the stadium to watch it. 233 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:36,535 H-hold on. I... I have to jump in here 234 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,271 real quick just to make things 100% clear 235 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,375 for any of the American fans out there. 236 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,543 That's right. 237 00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:45,912 You can't watch the games on TV... 238 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,480 Anywhere... 239 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,916 But especially not in the UK, 240 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,150 even if it's a sellout. 241 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,519 That's right. 242 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,389 And for all the European fans watching out there... 243 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,157 I'm sure I sound 244 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,126 like a typical American asshole, 245 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,262 but don't you want to watch the games? 246 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,164 I mean, come on. You wanna watch the games. 247 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,432 Right? 248 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,868 We've done a deep dive into Article 48, 249 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,502 and there... there is a way 250 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,571 to protect the integrity of the sport 251 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,741 while also being able to watch the... 252 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:15,775 You know, sorry. 253 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:16,809 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 254 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,344 That's a whole other episode. 255 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,913 We were talking about Shaun. Let's get back to Shaun. 256 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,616 Every game the club plays is filmed, 257 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:26,051 um, but that feed of that game is made available 258 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,586 to the club for club usage, 259 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,488 and Rob and Ryan have access to that feed. 260 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,223 So that's how they would often watch games 261 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,092 when back in the United States. 262 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:37,163 Now, Rob got very excited at the prospect 263 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:40,966 of streaming this game in the Turf. 264 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,769 And Wrexham being a small town, word got around. 265 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,904 And before you knew it, 266 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,440 everybody in the town knew. 267 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:51,377 All of a sudden, my... My phone starts beeping 268 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,046 and then lighting up like a Christmas tree. 269 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,083 Ultimately, a case of, 270 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,251 no, what's happened now? 271 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,554 So what was your reaction 272 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,223 to the second time Shaun got called? 273 00:12:07,361 --> 00:12:09,829 I don't think I knew 274 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:13,366 how much the work would take over, in all honesty. 275 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,201 I wonder when Mendy's coming back. 276 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:18,204 Well, actually, what Rob wanted to do was akin 277 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,606 to sticking two fingers up at the authorities 278 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,743 and something that I couldn't allow to happen. 279 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,778 I gotta jump in again. 280 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,379 That's not what I was trying to do. 281 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,014 I... I don't even know what that means. 282 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,216 What does this mean? 283 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,051 Fuck off. 284 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,420 It's "fuck off"? Why? 285 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,789 See? I... I wasn't trying to create 286 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,425 an international broadcasting uproar. 287 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,861 I... I just wanted to watch the game. 288 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,029 I just... I didn't think it was a very big deal. 289 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:47,200 And then Shaun called me and said... 290 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,737 And I said, I don't know, I don't think it'll get out. 291 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,639 I don't... is it really that big of a deal? 292 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,008 And he said... 293 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,911 And so now I'm actually scared 294 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,246 because Shaun is scary. 295 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,115 I mean, look at him. 296 00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:06,853 Okay, so we didn't get to watch the game 297 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,188 and instead listened to it on the radio, 298 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,457 which I have to admit is kind of fun, 299 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,259 'cause it makes it feel like it's 1947 or something, 300 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,994 but either way, I missed the lone goal 301 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,462 because I was in the bathroom. 302 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:23,269 Article 48 says that it's not gonna happen. 303 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,838 Anyway, yeah, cooler heads prevailed, 304 00:13:24,839 --> 00:13:27,440 and Rob and the Turf ended up listening to the match, 305 00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:29,308 which I was delighted about. 306 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,378 And that is the final whistle. 307 00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:33,346 Wow. Wrexham, I think, 308 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:35,682 will have grounds to feel really disappointed 309 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:37,750 that they didn't get the 3 points. 310 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,053 Incidentally, we drew against Boreham Wood, 311 00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:42,955 1-1, which means that we, still haven't beaten 312 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,991 any of our closest competitors yet this season, 313 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,361 which is far from ideal. 314 00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:50,596 We lost Chesterfield, lost Notts. 315 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,966 We... we drew today. 316 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,935 So to recap, Shaun has been gone for two days, 317 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,504 and so far there's been a healthy dose of lies 318 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,040 and subterfuge from at least one of our owners 319 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,677 and very nearly violations of both Welsh aviation law 320 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,445 and international blackout regulations. 321 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,848 And worst of all, two phone calls to Shaun 322 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,817 on his sacrosanct holiday. 323 00:14:10,818 --> 00:14:14,287 And, we haven't even gotten to the bad part yet. 324 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,230 The surprise on Ryan's birthday was a blimp, 325 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,200 which for UK viewers, is just a stupid fucking balloon. 326 00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:35,208 You know, Rob thinks he's very funny, 327 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,009 and... and, you know, usually he is, by and large, 328 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,912 but I think, um, by this stage 329 00:14:38,913 --> 00:14:40,780 of having two days of dealing with his shenanigans, 330 00:14:40,781 --> 00:14:43,282 my sense of humor was at an all-time low. 331 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,418 Um, but on the plus side, you know, 332 00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:47,654 Shaun's third day of his vacation was... 333 00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,422 Was pretty quiet. 334 00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:52,591 And that is where things took a turn... again. 335 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:57,764 Should footballers be able to put political messages 336 00:14:57,765 --> 00:14:59,131 on their boots? 337 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,700 Okay, so football club Wrexham, 338 00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:03,736 owned by, Ryan Reynolds and some other guy, 339 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,905 banned striker Paul Mullin 340 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,341 from wearing boots emblazoned with a political message. 341 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,842 I think we've got the image. 342 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:13,212 He said, "Eff the Tories." 343 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,881 Paul, unfortunately, you know, on his boots, 344 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,550 it had, "Fuck the Tories." 345 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:19,118 And you can't say "Fuck the Tories," 346 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,220 'cause the phrase "Fuck the Tories" is a very, 347 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,623 explosive phrase, because... 348 00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:25,258 Before we get into all that, I should probably just 349 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,394 give you a quick primer on British politics. 350 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,197 UK politics is dominated by two parties. 351 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,799 You have the Conservative Party, 352 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,567 who are on the right of the political spectrum, 353 00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:36,536 and you have the Labour Party, who are on the left. 354 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:39,305 The UK government is the Conservative Party, 355 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,773 also known as the Tories. 356 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,075 Our local MP is a Tory, 357 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,646 but most of our fans are probably Labour voters. 358 00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:49,449 So Paul Mullin, who's very much a Labour supporter, 359 00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,650 decides to post a picture of his new boots to Instagram, 360 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,652 and, you know, a very innocuous 361 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,687 picture of his boots. 362 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,257 But if you were to swipe to the right... 363 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,426 Yes. 364 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,362 The picture was taken actually at the football club, 365 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,633 which could suggest that it was club-endorsed, 366 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:09,736 when of course, we had absolutely no idea. 367 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:11,804 Okay, so football club Wrexham, owned by... 368 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,873 So this time, I don't think 369 00:16:13,874 --> 00:16:14,907 anybody had to call Shaun. 370 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:16,042 He called me. 371 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,343 Paul Mullin from wearing... 372 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,912 I know from talking to Nicola that 373 00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:21,714 she, you know, woke up and rolled over in bed 374 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,249 at about 6:00 in the morning in, you know, 375 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,450 the lovely Mediterranean, 376 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,319 sunlight falling on her face, 377 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,322 to find an empty bed with Shaun out on the balcony 378 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:35,194 talking to people from, you know, the UK government, 379 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,131 Welsh government, the local council, 380 00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:40,567 trying to put out fires left, right, and center. 381 00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:45,537 I obviously posted the photo onto social media 382 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,340 and received a call from the club quite quick, 383 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,375 to be fair to them, just saying all, like, 384 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,112 the Wrexham, like, things in the background is, like... 385 00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:53,646 I was like, I didn't realize. 386 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,148 Obviously it's not representative of Wrexham. 387 00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:56,182 It's totally me and my opinion. 388 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,950 So I removed the photo 389 00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:00,253 and just put another one up. 390 00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:02,321 I woke up the next day, it blew up, 391 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,457 and next minute, I... I couldn't put the telly on 392 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,591 without it being on every channel. 393 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,160 Is that not technically a uniform? 394 00:17:07,161 --> 00:17:08,361 - So the club gets to pick... - Yes, exactly. 395 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,462 Yeah, you just wear a uniform. 396 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,864 It was cute. He's adorable. 397 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:13,233 But he's behaving like a child, and you just can't. 398 00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:16,903 It's born partly from his, Liverpudlian roots. 399 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,777 It's a chant that's been sung 400 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,246 at a lot of Liverpool games. 401 00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:28,648 I think it's a special thing to be from Liverpool, 402 00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:30,683 and it means a lot to... To the people of Liverpool. 403 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:31,751 They're really proud of it. 404 00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:33,252 The best city in England. 405 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,589 Well, we don't want to be a part of England, but... 406 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,757 Paul is more than entitled 407 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,561 to his own political views. 408 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:45,732 What we can't allow to happen is for those political views 409 00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:49,569 to be delivered using the club's platform. 410 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:53,139 So I was hoping I can just quell 411 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,541 this little fire that's burning. 412 00:17:55,542 --> 00:18:00,046 All of a sudden, Ryan liked the picture. 413 00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:06,953 I gave it a like on Instagram. 414 00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:09,255 I didn't know that that would cause a ripple effect. 415 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,191 - Um... - It did. 416 00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:16,295 Do you know what an Instagram carousel is? 417 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,597 It's all right if you don't. 418 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,532 But you would expect someone like Ryan Reynolds, 419 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,300 with his hundred million Instagram followers, 420 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,469 would know exactly what one was. 421 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,171 Now I need a fire engine 422 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,639 to put an inferno out. 423 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,474 So Shaun left on Friday. 424 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,444 It's now Monday, and he's threatening to come home. 425 00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:38,083 So things were looking pretty bleak 426 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,752 for Shaun's vacation. 427 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,754 I've not really been killing it 428 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,456 in my time as the Hand. 429 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,726 But the most critical thing was making a statement. 430 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,729 "The photographs taken at the Racecourse Ground 431 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,431 "were done so without our knowledge or approval. 432 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,799 "The club also acknowledge 433 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,768 "that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, 434 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:59,438 whether that be employees or supporters." 435 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:03,543 So the statement went down okay-ish, I guess. 436 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,511 I mean, as well as statements like that can go down. 437 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,647 The Tories felt like we hadn't gone far enough. 438 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,616 Our left-leaning fan base decided 439 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,485 that we'd hung Paul out to dry. 440 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,354 So of course, it's at this point 441 00:19:14,355 --> 00:19:16,489 that Shaun calls and says he's cutting his holiday short 442 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,858 and he's coming home the next day. 443 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:22,161 This is sort of our "all is lost" moment really. 444 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,830 Rob and Ryan had, characteristically, 445 00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:25,732 been causing chaos. 446 00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:28,501 But worse, we had a political firestorm to deal with, 447 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:31,738 and you know, Shaun was having to cut short 448 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:35,307 his first holiday in God knows how long. 449 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:40,246 So that's when I decided to channel my inner Varys. 450 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,747 I knew if I was gonna prevail upon Shaun 451 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,416 not to return to Wrexham, there was no point 452 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,018 in contacting him directly... 453 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:48,187 Or even to go to the "king." 454 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,623 You know, if you want something from the king, 455 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,725 you start with the queen. 456 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:54,493 But when approaching the queen, 457 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,931 you must approach indirectly 458 00:19:57,932 --> 00:19:59,799 and delicately. 459 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,609 But it takes a deft hand to lead the queen to water. 460 00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,488 I told him what a shame it would be if Shaun was 461 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,423 to spoil his holiday, and, you know, 462 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,091 he being ever the superhero, 463 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,660 got in touch with Rob, 464 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,497 who called Shaun and demanded he stay in Tenerife. 465 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,802 So the system works. 466 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,809 And now, to cap it all off, 467 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,079 at the game on Tuesday night, we're losing 1-0, 468 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,114 and it's raining. 469 00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:50,449 But Rob is nothing if not confident, 470 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,252 and he made a prediction. 471 00:20:56,457 --> 00:20:57,790 We all know that the club 472 00:20:57,791 --> 00:20:59,725 getting promotion this season is the true focus. 473 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,193 Drop to the shoulder. 474 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,929 Trying to keep it away from Spence. 475 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,265 Paul stops the ball. 476 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,701 Gets his head up, gets the crossing. 477 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,805 Goal! 478 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,873 In football, wins are a wonderful thing 479 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,610 because they help to wipe the slate clean 480 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:19,845 the previous week, change the agenda, 481 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,081 change the topic of conversation. 482 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:23,850 Davies to Palmer. 483 00:21:23,851 --> 00:21:24,851 Palmer holds the ball up well. 484 00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:25,918 Here's Davies. 485 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:28,822 Davies! 486 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:33,158 So after a week of trials and tribulations, 487 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,361 it was nice to get back to doing what we do best, 488 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,697 which is winning football matches. 489 00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:41,201 Young. Good cross... Hayden! 490 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,670 So now Rob thinks he's prescient 491 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,005 or m-magic or something. 492 00:21:46,006 --> 00:21:47,273 I don't know. I mean, I guess 493 00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:48,574 Game of Thrones had magic in it. 494 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,709 You know, he's... he's Bran, the little boy, 495 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,911 on the back of Hodor. 496 00:21:51,912 --> 00:21:54,614 He... he can see into the future apparently. 497 00:21:54,615 --> 00:21:56,315 The other cochairman got to convince himself 498 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,817 that he'd saved Shaun's holiday, 499 00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,752 so that was nice for him. 500 00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:01,086 And you know, ultimately, 501 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,822 Shaun did have his holiday saved. 502 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,624 And so that was also a nice thing. 503 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,025 And was I responsible for those things? 504 00:22:06,026 --> 00:22:07,560 I mean... 505 00:22:07,561 --> 00:22:08,928 That's not for me to say. 506 00:22:08,929 --> 00:22:11,430 That's for you to decide. 507 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,332 But I will say, I'm quite glad to go back 508 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,002 to just being Shaun's sidekick. 509 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,670 It's... it's a lot less stressful. 510 00:22:51,228 --> 00:22:53,228 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 40536

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