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♪Love, exciting and new.♪
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♪Come aboard, we're expectingyou♪
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♪Love, life's sweetest reward.♪
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♪Let it flow, it floats back toyou♪
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♪The Love Boat soon will bemaking another run.♪
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♪The Love Boat promisessomething for everyone♪
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♪Set a course for adventure♪
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♪Your mind on a new romance♪
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♪Love won't hurt anymore.♪
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♪It's an open smile on afriendly shore♪
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♪Yes, love .Welcome aboard,it's love.♪
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Excuse me, how long before we
sail?
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Oh, about in another half an
hour, sir.
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Thank you.
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Don't worry.
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She'll make it.
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Pardon me?
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Well, I figured
a handsome man like you --
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Well, thank you again.
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Yes, sir -- that's the
late-sitting dinner.
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Eight O'clock.
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Thank you.
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Welcome aboard.
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Now...Ma'am...
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Yes, Mrs.Corwin, you're in
one-thirty, Fiesta Deck.
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Me?
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I'm standing right here.
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You must have me mixed up with
another Mrs. Corwin.
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No, Ma'am -- I meant your
cabin's on Fiesta Deck.
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Room one-thirty.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hi.
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Welcome aboard.
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Let's see...
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Okay, you first.
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That's Aloha Deck.
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That's right through here.
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Cabin three twenty-five.
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Now, let's see...
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Oh, Doc, would you gimme a hand,
will ya?
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I'm going crazy here.
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Are you kidding?
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I'm a physician, not a room
clerk.
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Well...maybe just this once.
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Excuse me.
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MUMBLES [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
Hi!
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Welcome aboard.
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Thanks, Doc.
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I'll take over.
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Hi!
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I'm Yeoman Purser Smith.
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Doctor Adam Bricker.
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I'm Melanie Taylor.
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And this is my friend, Jane
Cole.
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And if you'll help us find our
cabin, you'll have a friend for
life.
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I'll not only help you find it,
I'll move in with you.
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Well, with Jane and me and only
two beds, I think it'll be a
little bit crowded.
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Don't you?
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Oh, I don't mind doubling up if
you don't.
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Hi.
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As the ship's official medical
representative, I have to veto
that idea.
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Overcrowded cabins are a serious
health hazard.
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Oh...and what do you suggest we
do, Doctor?
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Come to my cabin instead.
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Can I come too?
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I always wanted to see how
doctors operate.
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There you go, guys...
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You're in cabin C-one-twenty-two
on the Coral Deck.
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Have a wonderful cruise.
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Thanks, babe.
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Hello, beautiful lady!
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Hi, I'm Mike Andrews.
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-This is my friend, Doug Ketcham
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-Hi.
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--and we've come to rescue you
from this dangerous nautical
type.
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Do I look like I need rescuing?
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You really can't trust a grown
man in a sailor suit.
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Okay, then I'll put on my
stethoscope -- we could play
doctor.
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Melanie -- I don't want to scare
you, but if you attract any more
guys to this side of the ship,
it's going to list.
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And you are on Promenade Deck,
Cabin Three-forty, and that's
the early sitting.
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Thank you.
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Welcome aboard.
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Can't you process the passengers
more efficiently, Purser?
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I mean, I've been standing here
for three minutes and fourteen
seconds by the clock.
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Well, I'm sorry, sir.
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Everybody's just boarding at
once.
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That's twenty-one seconds.
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The name is Waterman.
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Waterman.
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Dusty...
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Mr.Dusty Waterman.
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Marvin.
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Oh, Dusty Marvin.
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Good, I don't have a Waterman.
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But, Gopher, I can't find Fiesta
Deck.
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Well, I'm sure it's where we
left it, ma'am.
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Listen, just through the lobby,
into the elevator and down a
floor.
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Oh, thank you, Gopher.
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Not at all.
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And I've forgotten my cabin
number and I don't know what
time dinner is.
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One-thirty.
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Isn't that early for dinner?
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No, that's your cabin number.
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Dinner is at eight.
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Oh.
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Now I've got everything
straight.
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Good.
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Where's the lobby?
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Close your eyes...
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Taaa-daaa...
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Oh, thank you, Gopher.
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Marvin Waterman.
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It's been exactly five minutes,
eighteen seconds on the nose...
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Yes, sir.
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Myet kyorsky prozhniev podolsk?
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Hi.
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Zidrecsky.
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Zidrecsky.
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Oh, Zidrecsky.
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Oh...
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Mr.Zidreczky.
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I'm taking care of Mister...
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Waterman!
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You wait.
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Wait.
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You -- Promenade Deck, three
three.
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MUMBLING [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
Just up these stairs, and turn
right.
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So why don't you just slip into
something casual and have fun.
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This is something casual.
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Gopher, you should hear this
too.
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I just had a tip from one of my
friends at the head office.
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The line is sending one of their
inspectors on this cruise.
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Now, he'll be checking up on all
of us and sending back a report
on how we perform our duties.
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Now, my advice to all of you is
watch your step.
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What's the problem, sir?
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We'll treat him like a king.
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The problem is I don't know who
he is.
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It could be any one on the ship.
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Well, it's not me.
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That narrows it down.
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Sir, you have nothing to worry
about.
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We're a great crew.
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Sure.
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When it comes to services, we
cover the bases from A to Z.
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"Z!" Oh...
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I left Mr.
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Zidreczsky out on the deck.
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We'd better start worrying.
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Sarah!
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Hi.
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You look gorgeous.
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Oh.
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I couldn't have changed that
much in three weeks.
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I don't know...three weeks
without you is much, much more
than twenty-one days.
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No wonder he was nervous.
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She's worth waiting for.
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Well, he's not exactly
yesterday's mashed potatoes
either.
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Worth waiting for, isn't she?
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That's what Doc was just saying.
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And then Julie said, you're --
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I said...excuse me...
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You're Mr...?
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Sherwood.
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Brian Sherwood.
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And this is Mrs.Sarah Lambert.
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-Well, how do you do --
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-Hi.
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Let's see...
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Mr. Sherwood, you're in Cabin
Three-Fifty on the Promenade
Deck...and Mrs.
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Lambert -- What do you know?
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You're right next door, Cabin
Three-Forty-Eight.
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They're connecting.
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Thank you.
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You didn't have to get two
rooms.
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I thought you might like some
privacy.
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Besides, I didn't want to
tarnish your reputation.
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Y'know, that Mike is really
cute.
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I've got my eye on him.
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Yeah, and if you saw the look in
his eyes, you'd know the feeling
is mutual.
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Not to mention the other three
guys
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You're going to have a ball, as
usual.
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Well, you are, too!
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Oh, I don't know.
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I wish you never talked me into
coming on this cruise.
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Why?
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Well...because this is your
scene, not mine.
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And I'm afraid I'm going to be a
drag to you.
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Oh, you are not.
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Now come on, none of this
negative stuff.
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We're both going to have a great
time and we're going to have
lots of dates.
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Yeah, you'll get the dates and
I'll get the pits!
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You mean the front office sent
somebody on board to check up on
us?
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Yeah, but as Julie says, we
don't have anything to worry
about.
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Hey, we're a terrific crew.
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I don't know.
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A friend of mine, Cleofus, now
he thought he was part of a
pretty good crew, too.
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But after the inspector came on
his ship, they fired the
engineer,
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the cruise director and half the
kitchen staff.
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Boy!
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That guy must've been pretty
tough.
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Excuse me, can you tell me where
the doctor's office is?
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Oh...
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I'm the doctor.
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Is anything bothering you?
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No.
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Well then...why are you looking
for the doctor's office?
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Well, just in case something was
bothering me, I wanted to know
where to go.
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But it wouldn't matter anyway,
because if I went there, you
wouldn't be there.
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You'd be here.
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Well, in that case, they'd page
me -- and I'd come to you
wherever you were.
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Well, if you'd come to me
wherever I was, then what do you
need an office for?
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She could be the inspector.
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It's obvious they aren't going
to send us anybody too obvious.
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Obviously.
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But she's so un-obvious it makes
her obvious.
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I didn't think of that.
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Obviously.
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Aha.
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I think I know who the inspector
is.
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Did you ever see a more
suspicious looking pair of legs?
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We can't take any chances.
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I better go investigate.
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Hi...
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Isaac.
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Sure.
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Oh, would you start a tab for
me, please?
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Promenade, Cabin
Three-Forty-Eight.
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No, I'm in Three-forty-eight.
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You're in Three-Fifty.
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Oh, that's right.
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Cabin Three-Fifty please.
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Well -- I'd better watch you.
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You know it's pretty tough when
a guy can't sneak a drink
through on a girl's bill.
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You okay?
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Fine.
237
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Just add a little cough syrup to
my next martini, will you --?
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Is there any other way to make
'em?
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Well...to our time together.
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That's my favorite toast.
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How's your husband?
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You never can bring yourself to
call him by his name.
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Fred...
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How is he?
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He's well.
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And the marriage?
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Better.
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Not good, but better.
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Are you planning to stay with
him?
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I think so...for the children.
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That's always a difficult
decision.
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Very...
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Let's see, you've been divorced
for four years now.
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Look how long you stayed married
for your children.
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-If you ever decide --
256
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,657
-Please.
257
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:08,120
This is supposed to be our time
together away from the rest of
the world.
258
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:11,707
You're right.
259
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:12,500
I'm sorry.
260
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,548
Well...excuse me, both of you.
261
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,800
I'm going to go pick up some
film in the gift shop.
262
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,302
Oh, thank you.
263
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,888
I have to go, too.
264
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,390
I hear they're having a sale on
scalpels.
265
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,402
Hi, Jane.
266
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,278
Where's Melanie?
267
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,113
Oh, she went to the gift shop
with Doc.
268
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:43,531
Oh.
269
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,406
Thanks, Jane.
270
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,199
See you later.
271
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:56,544
Hi, Jane.
272
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,628
Hi.
273
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,964
Where's Melanie?
274
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,757
She's in the gift shop with Doc
and Mike.
275
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,885
Thanks, see you around.
276
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,763
Myet kyorsky prozhniev podolsk?
277
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,558
She's in the gift shop!
278
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,801
You've had this lovely young
lady long enough.
279
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,137
Time to share with friends.
280
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,848
Some things you don't share,
even with a friend.
281
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,765
Very possessive, isn't he?
282
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,100
You think this is bad?
283
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,478
You should see how he is with
his teddy bear!
284
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,287
I love watching them.
285
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,332
Such a good time together --
they're always touching.
286
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,541
Who?
287
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,294
Mr.Sherwood and his friend.
288
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,341
That's not touching.
289
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,216
That's cradle snatching.
290
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:30,012
You don't have a poetic bone in
your body.
291
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,682
Well, Julie, he is a little old
for her, wouldn't you say?
292
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,643
I think you're jealous.
293
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,521
Good evening.
294
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,689
Good evening, sir.
295
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,984
Good evening, Captain.
296
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,319
Captain, you're a man of the
world.
297
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,862
Why, thank you.
298
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:51,116
Wouldn't you say that man over
there is just a little bit too
old for that lady?
299
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,455
I don't know.
300
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,248
He looks about five years older
than I do.
301
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,377
Older???
302
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,294
Five years older?
303
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,381
I would've guessed ten.
304
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,592
Yes...I can see myself with a
woman that age.
305
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,304
They do look happy together.
306
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:18,769
If it works for them, that's
what's important, isn't it?
307
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,689
After all, it is their affair.
308
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,065
That's the word for it.
309
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,736
Now, here's your drink, sir.
310
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,488
Thank you.
311
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:34,827
Say...how come you're not out on
the dance floor dancing with one
of those beautiful ladies?
312
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,453
Your crew has them all.
313
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,082
When do they find time to do
their work?
314
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,417
Well, that is part of their
work.
315
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,878
That's why they never go on
strike.
316
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,433
May I cut in for medical
reasons?
317
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,435
What medical reasons?
318
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,978
I'm sick of you dancing with
her.
319
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,156
Hi, Jane.
320
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,575
Hi, Gopher.
321
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:19,413
Listen, when Melanie gets back,
would you please tell that
things for her.
322
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,289
Oh, of course.
323
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,123
Thanks.
324
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,751
Having a good time?
325
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,626
Oh, yeah.
326
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,628
Good.
327
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,463
'Bye.
328
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,632
'Bye.
329
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,469
I'm definitely having a
thrilling time,
330
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,429
watching Melanie dance and
watching Melanie's drink...!
331
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:41,977
May I cut in?
332
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,605
Sure, try that couple over
there.
333
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:48,484
Get lost, pal.
334
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,360
Welcome home.
335
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,702
Myet kyorsky prozhniev podolsk?
336
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,828
I don't know.
337
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,830
Can you hum a few bars?
338
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,669
Do you mind sharing this table?
339
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,338
Oh, not at all.
340
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,255
Who with?
341
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,467
Me.
342
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,343
Oh, excuse me.
343
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,846
I'm such a ninny.
344
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,722
Beautiful day, wasn't it?
345
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,725
Mmm, yes.
346
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,185
Did you take a swim?
347
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:27,564
Well, I was going to but I
didn't know how I'd get back on
the ship again.
348
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:30,567
Didn't anyone tell you about the
ship's pool?
349
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,946
Oh, I never gamble.
350
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,660
Very interesting.
351
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:40,994
Gamble...
352
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,541
Well, I know who the inspector
is.
353
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,542
Who?
354
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,754
It's Mr.Waterman.
355
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:56,051
He's been asking all the
passengers questions and taking
notes.
356
00:18:56,134 --> 00:19:00,138
That's the guy that was checking
for dirt and walking around with
a stop watch.
357
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,014
What'll we do?
358
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,057
We don't do anything.
359
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:05,853
We treat him exactly the same as
any other passenger.
360
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:10,983
Hi, Mr.Waterman.
361
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:11,441
How are you this evening?
362
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,609
How's your cabin?
363
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,069
Would you like to dance?
364
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,529
Feeling all right, sir?
365
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,906
Mr.Waterman, I got some
champagne here that I know
you're going to be...
366
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,241
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
367
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,285
Would you care to come up to see
the bridge?
368
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,265
Why don't you come in for a
while, Mike?
369
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,102
Well, I don't usually go to a
strange woman's cabin on the
first date,
370
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,355
but in your case, I'll make an
exception.
371
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,779
Oh, Janie...
372
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,866
I didn't mean to disturb you.
373
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:01,450
See you later.
374
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,494
Okay?
375
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,288
Well, now what are we going to
do?
376
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,205
How about your cabin?
377
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,081
Same problem.
378
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,041
Doug's in there.
379
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:13,086
Well, I guess it's back to the
Acapulco Lounge.
380
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,547
I wasn't exactly in the mood for
more dancing.
381
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,177
Uh-huh...
382
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,804
Oh Doug, am I glad to see you.
383
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,931
You are?
384
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,766
Yeah, I have a big favor to ask
you --
385
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,477
You want me to get rid of this
masher?
386
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,311
No, no...
387
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,146
I want you to get rid of my
roommate.
388
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,981
How about asking her out for a
drink?
389
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,108
Yeah, for old time's sake...what
do you say, old buddy?
390
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,362
Well, if I don't you guys are
going to make a spectacle of
yourselves
391
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,822
here in the passageway, and
embarrass the hell out of me.
392
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,323
Thanks, Doug.
393
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,033
Thanks, old buddy.
394
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,414
Hi, Jane.
395
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,041
Melanie's out.
396
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,167
I'm not looking for Melanie.
397
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,293
I'm looking for you.
398
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,128
Would you like to have a drink
with me?
399
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,632
So, who'd you lose out to -- Doc
or Mike?
400
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:00,509
Mike.
401
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,385
Figures.
402
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,680
Let me get my purse.
403
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,098
Let's go.
404
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:28,996
There you go, Mr. Waterman.
405
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,080
Can I get you another pillow,
sir?
406
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,540
No.
407
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,041
Can I get you something to help
you sleep?
408
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,167
No, Doc.
409
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:34,876
How 'bout a little nightcap?
410
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,586
No.
411
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,880
Listen, if you people don't let
me get some sleep, I'll never be
able to finish my book.
412
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:39,548
Your book?
413
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,882
Of course.
414
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:41,883
I'm a writer.
415
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,593
Why do you think I've been
making those notes?
416
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,929
You're not an inspector?
417
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:46,847
An inspector?
418
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:47,931
I'm an author.
419
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,266
You mean you haven't read my
books?
420
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,226
They're absolute classics.
421
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:54,688
Take this one -- Marvin the
Horse Goes Skydiving.
422
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,522
Very good.
423
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,940
Wonderful.
424
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,192
Marvin the Fish Goes to
Hollywood.
425
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,235
Marvin the Mosquito Falls in
Love.
426
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:03,071
Oh hey, I missed that one.
427
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,906
When I was a kid, for pete's
sake.
428
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,368
Now, leave me alone so I can
finish my latest and greatest...
429
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,746
Marvin the Camel Takes a Cruise.
430
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,706
And you're all in it.
431
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:16,043
We're sorry, Mr.Waterman, we'll
leave you alone.
432
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,127
Have a good night.
433
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,796
We won't bother you again.
434
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:22,674
Goodnight.
435
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,017
Do you mind?
436
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,644
I love your work.
437
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,401
Oh, terrific!
438
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,736
They're in there and I'm out
here.
439
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,279
Now where am I supposed to
sleep?
440
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:47,491
I knew I shouldn't have come on
this trip with her.
441
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,493
She always does this to me.
442
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:50,827
You can sleep in my cabin.
443
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,705
But, Doug, we just met.
444
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,290
Oh no, that's not what I meant.
445
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:59,961
I'm not asking you
to...uh...well, you know what I
mean.
446
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:00,462
No, I don't.
447
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,963
What do you mean?
448
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:06,301
Well, Mike's inside with Melanie
so obviously there's an empty
bed in my cabin.
449
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:07,469
You might as well use it.
450
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,303
It's convenient.
451
00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:10,931
Too convenient.
452
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,266
I promise I'll sleep on my side
and you'll sleep on your side.
453
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,477
There'll be no hanky-panky.
454
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,313
Scout's honor.
455
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:22,067
Well, if you can't trust a
Scout, who can you trust?
456
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,151
Right.
457
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:23,985
Just promise me one thing.
458
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:24,986
What?
459
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,405
Don't rub two sticks together
and start a fire.
460
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,000
You'll never get tired of New
York, will you?
461
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,168
Never.
462
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,378
It's one of a kind.
463
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:45,590
The men always wear ties, and
the ladies always wear dresses,
464
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:50,053
and the city is always on the
verge of bankruptcy.
465
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,847
What about Beverly Hills?
466
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,098
Oh, it never changes.
467
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:57,269
We all sit there in our sixty
dollar jeans and watch the smog.
468
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,354
Charming.
469
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:00,981
Oh, you should see my new
penthouse.
470
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:06,027
Knowing how you like flowers, I
planted a whole roof garden.
471
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,405
How do you get anything to grow
in that New York soot?
472
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,532
I figured out a way.
473
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,368
I planted black flowers.
474
00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:14,703
When are you coming back to L.A.
475
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,537
again?
476
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,082
Oh...in about a month, I hope.
477
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,585
Pardon.
478
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,049
They look better on you than on
Mike.
479
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,343
Oh yeah...perfect fit.
480
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,553
Here, let me get that for you.
481
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:32,721
No, thank you.
482
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,890
I am perfectly capable of
rolling up my own pajama sleeve.
483
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:39,227
Thank you.
484
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,520
Please let me do that for you ?
485
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:44,399
I'm not trying to take them off,
I'm just trying to roll them up.
486
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,070
There -- isn't that better?
487
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:53,909
Well, would you like something
to eat?
488
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,369
I can call room service.
489
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:57,245
No.
490
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,748
I'm not hungry.
491
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:03,210
Well, then, would you like a
nightcap?
492
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,171
A magazine?
493
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:11,259
Well, I guess there's only one
thing left to do.
494
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,093
Let's go to bed.
495
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:12,969
What?
496
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:15,055
To sleep.
497
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:16,181
Oh.
498
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,460
Goodnight, Jane.
499
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:10,860
Mr.Waterman, I just wanted to
make sure you were getting
enough attention.
500
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,877
Did I tell you how handsome you
look this morning?
501
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,129
No.
502
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,005
Well, you do.
503
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,631
Very handsome.
504
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:32,382
Actually, you did.
505
00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,092
But I just wanted to hear it
again.
506
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:36,636
Oh ha-ha...
507
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,682
Don't leave me.
508
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:44,060
Darling, if it were only up to
me...
509
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:52,652
Hi, Sexy lady!
510
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,196
-Hello --
511
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,196
-Hi, Jane.
512
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,323
Hi.
513
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,533
Guess where she spent the night?
514
00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:01,703
Doug? Oh that son of a gun.
515
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,039
All my training hasn't been in
vein.
516
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,374
Was everything to your
satifaction?
517
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,917
Oh, yes...
518
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:12,047
You have beautiful pajamas --
but I think you should have the
sleeves shortened.
519
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,215
I'll see the tailor after lunch.
520
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,050
Come on, Melanie, I'm starving.
521
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:15,633
Okay.
522
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:16,551
We'll see you later, Jane.
523
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:17,427
'Bye, Janie.
524
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:18,345
Have fun.
525
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,263
'Bye.
526
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,181
Hey-hey...
527
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:24,893
Hello.
528
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:28,730
Now, I've got to admit I like
that outfit a little better than
the one you had on last night.
529
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,734
Of course it doesn't fit as
well.
530
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,569
By the way, where did you go
this morning?
531
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:38,573
I wanted to thank you for last
night.
532
00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,033
You must be an early riser.
533
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:44,412
Well, not really, I just figured
you'd want some privacy when you
got up.
534
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,747
You seemed a little
uncomfortable last night.
535
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:46,664
Oh...
536
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:47,540
Uncomfortable?
537
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,625
Me?
538
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,086
Where did you get a crazy idea
like that?
539
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,797
Oh, it's just a wild guess.
540
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,967
I never saw anybody sleep
sitting up all night, holding a
sheet like this.
541
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:01,596
How about some lunch?
542
00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:04,432
In your cabin or the dining
room?
543
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,767
Let's try the dining room.
544
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,311
I don't think you could eat much
through a sheet.
545
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:16,111
How could we ever suspect a guy
who wrote Marvin the Worm Bakes
a Pie?
546
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,279
Well, it's gotta be somebody.
547
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:22,617
Hey, you guys -- Guess who made
three ship-to-shore phone calls
yesterday?
548
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:26,079
Marvin the radio operator?
549
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:26,955
No.
550
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,665
Mrs.Corwin
551
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:29,582
Nah.
552
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,627
We already eliminated her.
553
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:35,422
Isaac, you make the best coffee
I ever tasted.
554
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:36,506
Oh, thank you.
555
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:39,843
And the sweet rolls are
delicious.
556
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:42,512
I'm going to mention this in my
next report.
557
00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:52,856
Now wasn't that a wonderful
elevator ride?
558
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,983
Look, I'm just going to buy a
couple of postcards.
559
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,818
I mean, I really don't need all
this attention.
560
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,153
Oh, but that's what we're here
for.
561
00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,320
We'll help you pick 'em out.
562
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,656
We're just treating you like we
do every other passenger.
563
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:04,492
Oh, you've been much too kind
already.
564
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:09,581
Oh, by the way, thanks for the
copy of Marvin the Flea Goes to
Harvard.
565
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:13,668
Now, let's see, I needed to buy
two post cards,
566
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:17,672
and there was one more thing I
needed before we get into
Ensenada.
567
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:21,176
Myet kyorsky prozhniev podolsk?
568
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,051
That's it.
569
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:23,887
A Spanish dictionary.
570
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:29,934
Hi.
571
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,145
Hi.
572
00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:33,980
I stopped by yesterday and had
it made up special.
573
00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:34,856
What is it?
574
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:35,690
You'll see.
575
00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:36,566
Close your eyes.
576
00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:40,820
You didn't have to do that.
577
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:45,575
I know, but I wanted to.
578
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,701
Okay.
579
00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:48,328
I always wanted to buy you a
diamond.
580
00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,038
You're crazy.
581
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:54,042
I was going to have it mounted
in a ring.
582
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:58,379
Oh, the ace of diamonds from my
king of hearts.
583
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:02,842
Y'know, I've been thinking,
after the cruise I'd like to go
back to New York with you.
584
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,011
Sarah, we've been all through
this.
585
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:05,887
Please, I want to.
586
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:09,557
No.
587
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,809
Darling, we have an agreement.
588
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,071
Isaac, another Fogcutter for
Mrs.Corwin.
589
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,114
Oh no, Captain.
590
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:30,036
One more of those and I won't be
able to steer the ship straight.
591
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,247
Oh no, no...
592
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:36,042
You're the one who steers the
ship, I'm the passenger.
593
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:39,254
Oh, what the hey, Isaac, one
more Fogcutter.
594
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,380
A Fogcutter.
595
00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:41,256
Not you.
596
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:44,008
You're driving.
597
00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:54,936
You know, it's sure nice of Doug
to keep Jane occupied this way,
isn't it?
598
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:58,147
Yeah, he's going way beyond the
call of duty.
599
00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,190
He's a heck of good buddy.
600
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,574
Fine cognac.
601
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:12,120
A perfect ending to a perfect
meal.
602
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:15,748
Do you remember the first time
you ever took me out for dinner?
603
00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,292
I mean, y'know, just the two of
us alone?
604
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:20,128
Of course.
605
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:21,963
Le Gronouille.
606
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:25,133
In fact, I still remember what
you were wearing.
607
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:25,967
No, you don't.
608
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,468
Yes, I do.
609
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:35,184
You had on a pale blue dress
with lace around the neckline
and long sleeves.
610
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,854
You're incredible.
611
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:38,980
You know what I remember?
612
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,815
What?
613
00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:47,363
I remember how impressed I was
that the maitre d' greeted you
so personally and shook your
hand.
614
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,199
Oh, that's just because he knew
there was a twenty dollar bill
in it.
615
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:54,704
And then when we left, I
remember thinking "Gee,
616
00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:57,040
I hope I'm the only girl he ever
brings here."
617
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:04,172
Then later, I remember, you
carried me into the bedroom.
618
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,679
I think that fellow at the next
table is listening.
619
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,890
He just drank his candle.
620
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,692
Another Fogcutter, Mrs.Corwin?
621
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:28,029
Oh no, thank you.
622
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:32,617
I'll be in no condition to call
in my report.
623
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:33,493
I understand.
624
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:35,828
Business before pleasure.
625
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,205
What business?
626
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,749
My daughter paid for my trip.
627
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:45,046
She makes me call her twice a
day to tell her everything I'm
doing.
628
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,632
Your daughter?
629
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:48,716
Well, maybe it's my niece.
630
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:53,388
They look so much alike.
631
00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,556
Well, it's been lovely.
632
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,683
Thank you.
633
00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:00,395
Myet Kyorsky prozhniev podolsk?
634
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,562
Why certainly.
635
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,273
I was just leaving.
636
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,407
I really had fun today, Jane.
637
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:13,241
Yeah.
638
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,535
Me, too.
639
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:18,037
Pick you up for breakfast --
eight o'clock, okay?
640
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:18,913
Okay.
641
00:33:18,996 --> 00:33:20,623
Well, good night.
642
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,625
Good night.
643
00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:46,816
Well, looks like your favorite
couple's going to close the
joint.
644
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,943
Yeah...aren't they terrific?
645
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:51,946
They're never out of each
other's sight.
646
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:58,494
You know, I've seen a lot of
couples come and go, but those
two have a relationship that's
real special.
647
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,037
Yeah.
648
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,795
Well, goodnight, everybody.
649
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:08,671
Well, goodnight, Isaac.
650
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:10,173
Good night, Doc.
651
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,299
See you in the morning.
652
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,134
Goodnight, Julie.
653
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,764
Just one more, please.
654
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:20,099
And do you know 'You And I?'
Would you play that, please?
655
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:23,102
Thanks.
656
00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:45,208
[SINGING]
You and I know the reason why
The summer sky is blue...
657
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:56,010
And we know why birds in the
trees
658
00:34:56,094 --> 00:35:02,475
Sing melodies to me...
659
00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:16,572
And our love will grow
From the first hello
Until the last goodbye....
660
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:19,242
Sarah!
661
00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:22,912
Sarah...
662
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,288
Are you all right?
663
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:36,884
Tonight Mike invited Melanie to
my cabin.
664
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,512
Well, don't just stand there.
665
00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:40,179
Come on in.
666
00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:48,104
Listen, if you're uncomfortable
about this, just tell me and
I'll find someplace else to go.
667
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,981
Oh no, no, no...
668
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:50,731
I'm not uncomfortable.
669
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,609
I'm just worried about one
thing.
670
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:54,569
What's that?
671
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:58,948
How are you going to look in
Melanie's pajamas?
672
00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:00,074
Would you like something to eat?
673
00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:00,950
I can call room service.
674
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:01,617
No, thanks.
675
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,244
I'm not hungry.
676
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:07,874
How 'bout a nightcap?
677
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:10,585
Magazine?
678
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,754
Oh, well, guess there's only one
thing left for us to do.
679
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:14,672
Let's go to bed.
680
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:39,488
I'm sorry for that display.
681
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:44,785
I know.
682
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:50,583
Sarah...this isn't easy for
either of us.
683
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,756
What am I going to do without
you?
684
00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,049
What am I going to do?
685
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,235
I'm gonna go and get us some
coffee.
686
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,111
Okay?
687
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:19,987
I'll be right back.
688
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,781
You'd better be.
689
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,329
Hey, old buddy, I haven't seen
you around.
690
00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,789
Where you been?
691
00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:31,624
Well, Jane and I have been
keeping pretty busy.
692
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,334
Yeah, I'll bet.
693
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:37,296
Hey, I gotta tell you, old buddy
-- you have really been a
heckuva good sport about this.
694
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,339
And I won't forget it, either.
695
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,757
What do you mean?
696
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,343
Well, you know, keeping Jane out
of our hair the way you've been
doing.
697
00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:44,553
Yeah, asking her out for a drink
the other night...that was
terrific.
698
00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:49,517
But keeping her busy so Mike and
I could be alone together,
that's even better.
699
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,602
Here's your coffee.
700
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,529
Jane!
701
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:02,780
Good-bye.
702
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:07,952
Oh...good morning.
703
00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:08,828
Good morning.
704
00:38:08,911 --> 00:38:10,830
Where's Mr.Sherwood?
705
00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:13,165
This is the first time I've ever
seen you two apart.
706
00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:16,752
Well, he had a very restless
night, so I'm letting him sleep
late.
707
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,087
I didn't want to wake him.
708
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:21,007
Oh, I wish somebody'd do that
for me.
709
00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:21,882
Bye-bye.
710
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:25,886
Bye-bye.
711
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:32,393
How about Marvin the Mole Meets
Starsky and Hutch?
712
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,561
No, it won't work.
713
00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:37,898
Marvin the Mole only works
alone.
714
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,402
Myet kyorsky prozhniev podolsk?
715
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:42,445
Isn't that wonderful?
716
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:45,990
They've translated your books
into every language.
717
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:52,371
Well, we know the inspector is
not Mrs.Corwin or Mr. Waterman.
718
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:53,247
That narrows it down.
719
00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:56,751
Yeah, how many passengers does
that leave?
720
00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:00,087
Five hundred and ninety-eight.
721
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:03,382
This is not going to be easy.
722
00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:06,260
Well, what're we going to do?
723
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:11,140
Well, we make sure that
everybody gets special treatment
before we hit L.A.
724
00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:12,266
Right.
725
00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:14,685
Well, let's get to it.
726
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,942
Jane?
727
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,944
Jane?
728
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:24,737
Open up!
729
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:28,157
I'm going to stay here until you
do.
730
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:35,164
I know hearing what they said
must've hurt, but what you don't
know is what I was going to say
to them,
731
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:41,670
that they did me a favor!
732
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:44,507
You're different from any girl
I've ever met.
733
00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:48,928
You're quiet and sensitive and
real.
734
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,763
You don't have to worry that
you're not like Melanie.
735
00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:52,765
You're you.
736
00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:56,644
You're special.
737
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:59,939
Well, anyway, I just wanted you
to know...
738
00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:01,941
I love you.
739
00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:05,319
Well, why didn't you say so in
the first place?!
740
00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:16,163
Well, I'm glad to see you two
finally made up.
741
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,125
Would you mind if we use the
cabin?
742
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,793
Yes, we would!
743
00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:32,847
Let's go, sleepyhead.
744
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:33,597
Wake up.
745
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,307
We've got a lot of packing to
do.
746
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:39,061
Mrs. Lambert?
747
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:40,104
Yes.
748
00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:42,982
May we have a word with you in
your cabin, please?
749
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,193
What is it?
750
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,194
Please.
751
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,041
What is it?
752
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,293
Tell me...please.
753
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:11,552
Mr.Sherwood...a few hours ago...
754
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:12,428
He isn't...
755
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:14,930
No, no.
756
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:15,848
He's still alive.
757
00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:19,018
But he's in great pain.
758
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:23,856
That's why I thought it best
that we take him to a hospital
as quickly as possible.
759
00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:27,735
I had a launch take him to Los
Angeles about an hour ago.
760
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:33,282
He asked me not to tell
you...but he wanted me to give
you this.
761
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,204
Please...will one of you read
it?
762
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:53,010
'My dearest darling Sarah...
763
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:57,348
The end is coming sooner than
the doctors foresaw;
764
00:41:57,431 --> 00:42:02,019
and as we agreed, I want to see
this thing through alone.
765
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:09,860
The short time I have left would
only be torture for us both.
766
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:13,864
So I have left you while joy was
still with us,
767
00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:19,662
as it has been from the moment I
first saw your beautiful face...
768
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:29,296
Do not fret, my darling, Sarah.
769
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:33,842
Only my life is ending.
770
00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:43,477
My undying love for you will
live on.
771
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:47,648
Your devoted father.'
772
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:53,195
Where is he?
773
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:55,948
What hospital?
774
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:04,456
He asked me not to say.
775
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,749
Look.
776
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,377
My father and I had a bargain
that he wanted to do this his
way.
777
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:11,380
But now I...
778
00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:13,716
Please, tell me where he is.
779
00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:17,177
Doctor Bricker is in a sensitive
position.
780
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:23,517
He has a doctor/patient trust to
uphold.
781
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:28,355
Please.he needs me.
782
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:33,360
Even if it's just to hold his
hand...and say goodbye.
783
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,862
Please!
784
00:43:39,616 --> 00:43:43,746
Adam, I'm not a doctor.
785
00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:57,551
He's at Cedars Sinai in Los
Angeles.
786
00:43:57,634 --> 00:44:00,512
We'll be docking in about an
hour.
787
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,056
I'll get you there.
788
00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:21,367
That inspector is driving us all
crazy...!
789
00:44:27,956 --> 00:44:34,380
I think I just broke the world's
record for consecutive ping-pong
games while playing
shuffleboard.
790
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:35,255
I'm exhausted.
791
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,091
You?
792
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:42,429
I'm going to put a sign over my
bar 'Over One Million Served.'
793
00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:56,777
Hi.
794
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:57,778
Can I help you?
795
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,447
You're the only two I haven't
done anything for.
796
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:15,796
Is that the way you lounge
around when there's an inspector
on board?
797
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:37,693
Marvin the author falls in love.
798
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,194
How about that Mrs. Corwin?
799
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,320
Hmm?
800
00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:44,491
Wait'll my daughter gets this
report.
801
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:45,701
Oh, dear...
802
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:56,378
It's been great, Melanie.
803
00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:58,881
You're a beautiful, sexy lady.
804
00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:00,507
And you're a beautiful, sexy
man.
805
00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:06,513
Well, I'll see you sometime.
806
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,515
Okay?
807
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,727
Uh...when?
808
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:15,022
You know...sometime.
809
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:15,981
Goodbye.
810
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:29,578
I'll go get us all a cab, okay?
811
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:30,204
Okay.
812
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,039
Don't be too long.
813
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:37,878
Well, what can I say?
814
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:39,004
We're an item.
815
00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:42,591
Well, maybe you can ask him to
fix me up with a friend.
816
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,552
Come back again,.
817
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:50,432
'Bye.
818
00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,021
We've arranged for a car to take
you to the hospital.
819
00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:56,855
Thank you both for everything.
820
00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:59,441
I'm very sorry, Mrs.Lambert.
821
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:00,859
Don't be.
822
00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:04,154
My father and I had as near
perfect a relationship as God
will allow.
823
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:14,581
My God.
824
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,751
He was her father and I thought
there was something going on...
825
00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:20,921
Why is it that we always think
the worst of people instead of
the best?
826
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,108
[GARBLED]
I must see someone in charge
827
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,150
immediately!
828
00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:43,235
Oh, well, sir you're in
luck...here's the captain...
829
00:47:43,318 --> 00:47:46,280
Oh, I am the company inspector
for the Princess Line.
830
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,699
You're the inspector?
831
00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:51,410
I don't remember seeing you on
this cruise.
832
00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:52,953
Well, that's what I was trying
to say.
833
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,080
My father drove me to the dock
and disappeared.
834
00:47:55,163 --> 00:47:59,334
And while I was rushing around
trying to find him, the ship
sailed without me.
835
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,127
Myet kyorsky prozhniev
podolsk...!
836
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:05,048
Papa!!
837
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,468
Excuse me, that phrase that your
father just used --
838
00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:12,806
Myet kyorsky prozhniev
podolsk...' What does that
mean?
839
00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:14,474
It means...
840
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,436
'Have you seen my son, the
Inspector?'
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