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Love,
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exciting and new
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Come aboard,
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we're expecting you.
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Love,
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life's sweetest reward.
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Let it flow,
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it floats back to you.
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Love Boat
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soon will be making another run.
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The Love Boat
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promises something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
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Your mind on a new romance.
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Love
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
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on a friendly shore.
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Yes, love
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Welcome aboard,
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it's love.
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Somehow, eighty-six degrees,
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bright sunshine and a smog alert
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don't say Christmas to me.
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What's missing is snow.
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Of course it's missing.
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It's eighty six-degrees.
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Oh, I sure wish I was up
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in Oregon with my folks.
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You know, this is the first
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Christmas I've ever spent
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without my family.
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How do you think I feel?
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I never spent Christmas with
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your family.
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But, I know what you mean,
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Julie.
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I mean, Christmas time should be
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family time.
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I would've been in Las Vegas.
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Nothing more traditional than
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Christmas at a crap table.
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But it is traditional.
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Every year my ex-wives get
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together and treat me to a big
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turkey dinner.
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Sort of their way of saying
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thanks.
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We always spend Christmas
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at my Uncle Delmer's farm.
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We arrive at nine o'clock on
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Christmas morning and by ten
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we're sitting down to a big
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pancake breakfast and syrup.
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At eleven o'clock we open the
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Christmas presents, and then at
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one-thirty we all go out for a
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walk.
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By two-thirty everybody's ready
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for a nap.
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Sounds like fun.
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Good morning.
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Oh, good morning, sir.
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Well, we nap for about an hour
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and then at three-thirty, Bob,
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that's my brother,
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he takes the kids to
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visit the neighbors.
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Then at six-fifteen, my Aunt
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Lillian brings out a big
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Christmas goose and we eat
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ourselves right into oblivion.
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Then at eight, we drag ourselves
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away from the table and...
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Go to bed?
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No, then we go caroling
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door to door.
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Then you go to bed.
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No, then we burn the tradi..
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You see, sir, we're all feeling
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a little homesick about
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having to spend Christmas
aboard.
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Really?
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I've never done anything else.
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Oh, but, sir, wouldn't you
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rather spend Christmas with
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your family than at sea?
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Miss McCoy, as you know,
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I'm divorced.
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My family consists of my father
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and his new wife, and they live
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in Florida.
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So, as far as I'm concerned --
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Christmas is just another
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working day.
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-- And speaking of work...
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ALL: Right.
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Yes, sir.
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Sure.
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Right.
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Sir -- I know that we
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don't normally exchange
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presents, but I was thinking
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that seeing as how we're gonna
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be at sea on Christmas day...
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Mr. Smith,
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a rule is a rule.
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No presents.
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Aye-aye, sir.
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-- Scrooge lives.
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Good morning, ladies and
gentlemen
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and welcome to our annual
three-day
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Christmas voyage to Ensenada.
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Bon Voyage and Merry Christmas!
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Hello.
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Welcome aboard.
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Hey, Julie.
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Look at those two.
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Five bucks says they're not
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married.
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Oh, no way.
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They're newlyweds.
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Oh please.
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They're lovers.
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Bet?
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Bet.
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Oh, darling, this is wonderful.
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I'm so glad you brought me on
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this cruise.
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I'm glad I brought you, too.
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[IN HIS MIND]If I didn't bring
you,
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I would have to kiss you
goodbye.
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It'll be fun.
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Just the two of us at sea.
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Oh, yes it will.
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AUDREY'S VOICE: I'd rather be in
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a swamp with Idi Amin.
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Newlyweds.
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Lovers.
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Five big ones.
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Hi.
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We're Mr.and Mrs. Baynes.
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Well, hi, how are you? Hi.
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The check's in the mail.
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Welcome aboard.
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This is Assistant Purser Smith
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and I'm Julie McCoy, your Cruise
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Director.
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How do you do? Welcome aboard.
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I'm sure you'll enjoy our
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Christmas cruise.
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PAUL'S VOICE: A Christmas cruise
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with her.
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[SINGS] 'Tis the season to be
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seasick.'
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AUDREY'S VOICE: And after
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Christmas what?
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New Year's Eve.
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Oh my God!
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I'm gonna have to kiss him
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again.
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And we hope you both
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have a wonderful time.
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Huh?
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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I guess I was daydreaming.
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You were saying?
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Yes, sir.
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I was saying that you're in
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Cabin three-forty-four,
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Promenade Deck.
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You'll have to forgive Paul.
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He's just so thrilled, he's a
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little out of it.
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PAUL'S VOICE: Out of it?
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That's what I want.
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Out of it!
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And don't forget, our gift shop
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will be open if you need
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to buy any last minute presents.
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Thanks.
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AUDREY'S VOICE: Oooo, I hope he
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gives me what I want this
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Christmas -- A divorce.
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And I promise I won't exchange
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it.
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Goodbye.
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Bye-bye.
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Well now, that's what I
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call a happily married couple.
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I can spot 'em like that.
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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Honey?
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Uh?
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Relax.
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I can't help it.
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I think everyone's staring at
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I feel like I'm wearing a sign
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that says 'Ex-Con.'
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You've gotta get that out
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of your head.
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You're not a criminal.
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You never were.
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You were innocent.
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I know that and you know that.
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Too bad the jury didn't know
that.
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Honey, I can't erase the last
three years.
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You got a raw deal.
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But that's behind you now.
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Let's make a brand new start on
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our future, huh?
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Okay.
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Oh, Purser.
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Yes, Ma'am.
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We're Mr.and Mrs. Barton.
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Ah, welcome aboard.
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Now, let's see.
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Barton...uh -- Aloha Deck,
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cabin three-fifty-three.
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Right through there.
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Thank you.
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Gee, Mr.Barton,
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you look like you could
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use a little sunshine.
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Probably working too hard, huh?
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Okay, guys.
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Now, settle down.
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Settle down.
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Hi, Julie.
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Oh, hi!
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Welcome aboard, Father Mike.
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It's good to see you again.
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Tony, get off that rail.
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I ain't on the rail.
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No, but you were
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thinking about it.
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Julie, I'd like you to meet
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Mario, Artie, Ben, Mitch,
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Peanut...
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Hi.
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And Tony.
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Hello.
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ALL: Hi.
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The first one of 'em
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that gives you any lip,
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throw 'em over the side.
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Well, you guys have fun.
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Okay, guys, let's get
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going, huh?
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Now -- no running, and no
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pushing, no shoving.
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And no fighting.
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Can we breathe?
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Let me think about it.
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Was that Father Mike?
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Yes, sir.
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He brought six kids with him
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this year.
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Oh well, I hope they
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behave themselves.
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Well, sir, they're kids.
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They're supposed to have fun.
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That's the whole idea of
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bringing these orphans on a
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holiday.
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Just keep them off the bridge.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, did you know that some guy
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pays for a bunch of these kids
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every year and nobody knows who
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it is?
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Swell.
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Well, sir, did you ever ask
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Father Mike who puts up the
money?
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Obviously, somebody
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with more dollars than sense.
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Well, Merry Christmas to you,
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too, sir.
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Honey?
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Huh?
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Would you like to have
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dinner in the cabin tonight?
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It's a lot -- cozier than the
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dining room.
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It's okay.
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I'm ready to be with people.
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Right now I'm the only people
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I want you to be with.
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I never deserved you, Lila
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-- now even less than before.
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Honey, everything's gonna
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be all right.
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When we get back home, you can
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make a brand new start.
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Sure.
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What'll I do?
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I'm a lawyer, Lila.
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A lawyer who can't practice law.
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You'll find something.
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Yeah, maybe I'll just --
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answer every ad I see for a
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convicted embezzler.
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00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:04,812
Hi, Merrill.
305
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,814
Oh, hi, Father Mike.
306
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,357
How're the kids?
307
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,191
Oh, they're getting
308
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,234
ready for dinner.
309
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,903
I only had to break up one water
310
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,697
fight and one soap fight.
311
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,072
Well, at least they'll come to
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00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,700
dinner clean.
313
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,452
You're good with kids.
314
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,871
They're just short people.
315
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,372
Maybe that's why you're a priest
and
316
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:27,043
-- I'm a Captain.
317
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,546
I understand the sea...
318
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:31,756
People...
319
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:34,884
Something on your mind?
320
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:35,509
Me?
321
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:39,055
No.
322
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,558
Nothing.
323
00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,226
"Nothing" can weigh a ton,
324
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,355
can't it?
325
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,273
Well, it's just so silly.
326
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,399
Here I am on a
327
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:54,195
ship full of people and...
328
00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:57,073
And you're lonely.
329
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,908
Yeah.
330
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,409
And it's Christmas and
331
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,911
-- that's blowing it all outta
332
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,579
proportion.
333
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,791
I told you it was silly.
334
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:07,917
Y'know, that's what
335
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,377
steams me about Christmas.
336
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,753
It's supposed to bring people
337
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,589
closer,
338
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,009
so often it, isolates them.
339
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,846
Look, Merrill, you must have
340
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,224
friends on the crew.
341
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:24,892
At best,
342
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:28,312
they tolerate me.
343
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,897
You're not only lonely,
344
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,273
you're -- feeling sorry for
345
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,400
yourself, too.
346
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,776
Hey, you don't
347
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,278
pussyfoot around, do you?
348
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,488
It's part of my charm.
349
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,950
Mike, I wanna be friendly with
the crew
350
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,119
but I'm the Captain.
351
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,286
I mean, I -- I can't be their
352
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,455
friend and lead them, too.
353
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,458
Really?
354
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,126
Well, I don't know.
355
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,670
I -- I heard of this leader once
356
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:56,132
who was a friend to everyone.
357
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,008
Well, He had this technique, He
358
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,594
used,
359
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:01,554
that really helped Him
360
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:05,975
to get close to His 'crew'.
361
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,645
-- As I remember, it was
something like,
362
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:12,106
'Love thy neighbor as thyself.'
363
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,359
Worked so well for him,
364
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,026
they celebrate his
365
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,195
birthday every year.
366
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,657
Right about now.
367
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,992
Yeah.
368
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,660
But how do I make that work for
369
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:25,703
me?
370
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,371
Merrill, your crew does more
371
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,498
than just run this ship.
372
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,041
They have all sorts of
interests.
373
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:35,796
Find out about them.
374
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,839
Get involved, and do you know
375
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,632
what the result will be?
376
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,967
They'll celebrate my
377
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,178
birthday every year?
378
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:45,639
Right about now?
379
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,725
Only if you were born in
December.
380
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:05,659
Are you sure you wouldn't
381
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,203
like a little wine, dear?
382
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,204
Are you silly?
383
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,371
You know I can't stand the taste
384
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,498
of alcohol.
385
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,542
I'll just stick with my iced
tea.
386
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,711
Well, here's to us.
387
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:16,754
To us.
388
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:21,592
PAUL'S VOICE: How can I ask the
389
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:25,221
poor woman for a divorce?
390
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,931
It would break her heart.
391
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,099
She's so much in love with me.
392
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,100
AUDREY'S VOICE: Look how he's
393
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,227
looking at me.
394
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:35,356
Like a lovesick puppy.
395
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,273
How can I tell a guy like that
396
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,026
to kiss off?
397
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:39,527
PAUL'S VOICE: If I could only
398
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,780
get her to hate me.
399
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:45,366
Naw -- that's impossible.
400
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,868
I'm too perfect.
401
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,411
AUDREY'S VOICE: It's my own
fault.
402
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,413
I've made life too pleasant for
403
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:58,254
him.
404
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,964
What're you looking for?
405
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,257
Oh -- nothing.
406
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,133
Nothing.
407
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:03,842
Honey, you know someone
408
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:04,885
you oughta call when we get back
409
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:05,928
home?
410
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,265
Walter Perry.
411
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,307
Look, darling, let's --
412
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,102
let's just forget about all
that.
413
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:13,769
Why, he was more than just
414
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:14,895
your law partner, he was your
415
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:15,563
friend.
416
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,981
He never asked for a cent when
417
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,107
he defended you.
418
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,858
Oh, I know that.
419
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,026
And he was very good to me
420
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:21,735
while you were away.
421
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,445
He used to call all the time --
422
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,780
see if I needed any money or
423
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,906
anything.
424
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,908
Believe me, Walter Perry is a
425
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:31,078
good friend of yours.
426
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:31,954
I've gotta get some air.
427
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:32,705
I'll go with you.
428
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,789
No!
429
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:34,873
I -- I have some things to think
430
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,417
about.
431
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,459
I understand.
432
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,297
I'll,
433
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,967
be back in five minutes.
434
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,177
Take ten.
435
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,142
Hey, man,
436
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,935
what's happening?
437
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:55,603
Excuse me, sir.
438
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:56,562
I was just on my way up to the
439
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:56,979
lounge.
440
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:57,479
Oh well, well.
441
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,315
I -- I can dig that.
442
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,316
You have to split.
443
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,358
That's cool.
444
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,067
That's cool.
445
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,194
Uh -- well, I'll lay some words
446
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,780
on you later.Give me five.
447
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:13,954
Sir, is your malaria
448
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,289
acting up again?
449
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,790
Listen, I'll go to your quarters
450
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,000
and get your pills for you.
451
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,798
Being a pal isn't gonna be easy.
452
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,392
Excuse me.
453
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,810
I wonder if it's possible for me
454
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:37,853
to cash a traveler's check?
455
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:38,687
Oh yeah, sure.
456
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,521
I see you didn't leave home
457
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,691
without them.
458
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,318
-- Uh, Walter Perry.
459
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,195
Okay.
460
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,363
Fifty dollar bill okay?
461
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,489
It's fine.
462
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,198
There you go.
463
00:15:49,281 --> 00:16:00,042
Thank you.
464
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,126
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
465
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,211
Don't shake your Christmas
466
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,337
present.
467
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,005
I don't want you to spoil the
468
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,048
surprise.
469
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,174
PAUL'S VOICE: Surprise?
470
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,384
I'll bet it's gonna be another
471
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,386
one of those blue ties.
472
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,720
What can it be this year,
473
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,721
darling?
474
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,599
Oh no, I'm not telling.
475
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:16,600
AUDREY'S VOICE: I was gonna get
476
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,227
you a monogrammed shirt, but I
477
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,979
forgot your name.
478
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,064
Don't peek at your present
479
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,190
while I'm in there, okay?
480
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,650
Oh no.
481
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,739
AUDREY'S VOICE: Another bottle
482
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,199
of that cheap perfume --
483
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,410
Oriental Wind.
484
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,412
The only perfume that comes with
485
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,707
a bowl a rice.
486
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,376
Well -- here it comes.
487
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:47,548
[SOUND OF PAUL GARGLING]
488
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,590
And now.
489
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:56,765
[MORE GARGLING]
490
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,726
A little louder, they'd abandon
ship.
491
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,233
It's all yours, darling.
492
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,236
Thanks, sweetheart.
493
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:12,114
PAUL'S VOICE: But please, just
494
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,616
this once, don't sing.
495
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,618
AUDREY'S VOICE: Mi, mi, mi, mi,
496
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,745
mi, mi!
497
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:22,332
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi!
498
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,375
PAUL'S VOICE: If we weren't at
sea,
499
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,296
a moose would answer.
500
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,422
Don't look.
501
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,506
You know what she's gonna look
502
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,758
like.
503
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,766
-- I told ya not to look.
504
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,809
I can't take anymore of this.
505
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,311
But she's got to be the one to
506
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,479
ask for the divorce.
507
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:47,649
Why should I be the heavy?
508
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,609
AUDREY'S VOICE: I've got to do
509
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,068
something so terrible he'll beg
510
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,154
me for a divorce.
511
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,238
But what?
512
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,990
I mean -- he even likes my
513
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,867
singing.
514
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,831
Goodnight, sweetheart.
515
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,125
Goodnight, darling.
516
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,555
Oh, Captain!
517
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,640
Well, you see, I just had a few
518
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:20,682
minutes and I thought I'd do a
519
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,975
little needlepoint, but -- well,
520
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,185
I can see my two minutes are up
521
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,353
and I'd better go!
522
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,231
It's very pretty.
523
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,193
Well -- thank you.
524
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,361
You know, a lot of men
525
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,487
do needlepoint.
526
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,530
Even football players.
527
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,365
Do you think that maybe you
could,
528
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,576
teach me how to do it?
529
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:43,372
Ah -- sure, sir.
530
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,498
Some other time.
531
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,501
Well, what about now?
532
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:48,544
Okay.
533
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,922
Uh -- well, you see, you take
534
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,551
the needle and you put it in
535
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,470
this hole and then bring it down
536
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,684
-- through here -- and down like
537
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:04,059
that.
538
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,519
I see.
539
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,270
And that's a stitch.
540
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,896
Well, thank you.
541
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,112
-- Like this?
542
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:18,240
Perfect.
543
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,616
Well look, why don't I
544
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,994
-- get a kit and -- maybe you
545
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,747
and I could work on it together.
546
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,124
Here, take mine.
547
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,876
You know, to tell you the truth,
548
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,378
needlepoint bores me stiff.
549
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,297
I got to go.
550
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,637
Merrill, you're supposed
551
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,764
to get involved with your crew.
552
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,308
Not stand around doing
553
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,935
needlepoint.
554
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,626
Oh, I already have a drink.
555
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,504
Well, you can't have too many.
556
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,923
That looks delicious.
557
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,299
Can I have some more of it?
558
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,426
As many as you like.
559
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,470
As long as you promise not to
560
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,638
drive back to your cabin.
561
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,431
We'll take a cab.
562
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,601
Thanks.
563
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,810
Here you go, sir --
564
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,939
guaranteed to bring on a smile.
565
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:32,481
Thanks.
566
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,315
Keep the change.
567
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:33,982
See?
568
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,985
I told you it was guaranteed.
569
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,321
Sure you won't have one?
570
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,452
Hello, Walt.
571
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:47,996
Dan!
572
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,334
I -- I...
573
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,168
At a loss for words,
574
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:55,003
counselor?
575
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,381
I never thought I'd see the day.
576
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:57,839
Well, no.
577
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,008
It's just that I,
578
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,469
I thought that you were still
in...
579
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,389
In prison.
580
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,848
No, you see, I was paroled last
581
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,183
week.
582
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,185
You know, good behavior and that
583
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,269
sort a thing.
584
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,354
Walt!
585
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,438
Lila!
586
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,399
We were just talking about
587
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:15,691
you last night!
588
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,984
Really?
589
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,530
-- Well, I just can't get over
590
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,572
this.
591
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,699
It's great.
592
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,783
It's just great.
593
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,868
Yes, it's great.
594
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,539
Well, we're gonna have a
595
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,666
lot to talk about, huh?
596
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,042
Unfortunately, I made an
597
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,544
appointment with the barber --
598
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,045
and you know how they are if you
599
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,422
keep them waiting,
600
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,716
no sideburns.
601
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,883
But look -- promise me that
602
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,218
we'll get together later, okay?
603
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:43,719
Promise?
604
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:48,724
Huh?
605
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,225
-- Gee, this is really a
606
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:51,268
surprise.
607
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,020
Fantastic!
608
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,068
He acted a little strange,
609
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,737
didn't he?
610
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:05,907
Well, dear, he's a strange guy.
611
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:06,575
It's not everybody that would
612
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,535
let his supposed best friend go
613
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:11,580
to jail for a crime he commited.
614
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,415
Walt?!
615
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:13,874
Yes, Walt.
616
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:14,916
Oh no.
617
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,626
Lila, I had three years to
618
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,753
think about it.
619
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,255
I went over every detail of that
620
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,631
trial, night after night.
621
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,759
I memorized the transcript.
622
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,261
It always ended up to just one
name,
623
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:30,182
good, old Walt Perry.
624
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,516
Dan, you can't be sure.
625
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,728
I wasn't.
626
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:35,395
Until now.
627
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,688
I had to see him face to face.
628
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,441
I had to see it in his eyes.
629
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,903
Now I know.
630
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:47,115
And he knows I know.
631
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,575
How much is this one?
632
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,951
Forty-eight dollars.
633
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,661
Oh, way too expensive.
634
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,455
Thanks anyway.
635
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,623
Now, you're the kinda woman
636
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,918
I shoulda married.
637
00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:58,794
I beg your pardon?
638
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,295
Well, my last wife never
639
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,089
asked the price of anything.
640
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,341
Is that why you divorced her?
641
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:05,467
It was either the divorce courts
642
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,969
or the bankruptcy courts.
643
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,971
Oh, so she spent you
644
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,098
into divorce.
645
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,140
Let me put it this way.
646
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:12,808
If she didn't show up at
647
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,309
Tiffany's once a week, they'd
648
00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:16,353
send her a get well card.
649
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:20,982
Oh -- well, thanks for the tip.
650
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,026
I mean, the warning.
651
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,694
-- Miss, do you sell jewelry?
652
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,822
What kind?
653
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,824
Expensive!
654
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,869
I just can't get over it,
655
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,830
Claire, you look fantastic.
656
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,498
Well, I should.
657
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:37,541
I just lost a hundred and sixty
658
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:38,667
pounds.
659
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,670
I divorced George.
660
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,338
You divorced George?
661
00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:45,006
Why?
662
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,175
The things he did.
663
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,635
I don't wanna talk about it.
664
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:50,679
Oh, you can tell me.
665
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,055
No, I can't.
666
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:52,722
PAUL'S VOICE: For Pete's sake,
667
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:53,849
tell her.
668
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,392
All right, I'll tell you.
669
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:57,936
Thanks.
670
00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,146
Every time we went out
671
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,730
he would embarrass me.
672
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:01,982
He'd have a couple of drinks and
673
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:03,024
he thought he was the life of
674
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,067
the party.
675
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,652
It was like being married to the
676
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:06,695
Gong Show.
677
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,822
Did George drink too much?
678
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:10,198
Judge for yourself.
679
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,534
At my uncle's funeral, he wore a
680
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:16,204
black lampshade.
681
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,539
Honey, don't ever marry a man
682
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,917
who drinks.
683
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,043
Say pal, could you tell me
684
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,171
the way to the nearest bar?
685
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:27,007
Thanks.
686
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,842
Oh no, Doc, up a little higher.
687
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,635
A little higher, yeah.
688
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,387
Now to the right.
689
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,096
Up here?
690
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,890
No, more to the right.
691
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,391
Down two needles.
692
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:39,186
To the left.
693
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,188
No, no, more to the left, doc.
694
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,355
I don't know.
695
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,398
Something's off-center.
696
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:44,733
You're off-center.
697
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,026
I know what it is.
698
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,360
We forgot to hang an angel on
699
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:47,861
the tree.
700
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:51,031
How about a purser?
701
00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:53,742
Man does not appreciate art.
702
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,911
Father, you know a lot of jokes.
703
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,579
Well, I don't think Vegas is
704
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,455
ready for me, Merrill.
705
00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,581
No, no, no.
706
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,874
You know, my crew is always
707
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,876
telling jokes and I thought that
708
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,085
if there was a joke that I could
709
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,296
come up with...
710
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,423
Oh, I get it.
711
00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:09,466
Well, let's see.
712
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,635
Oh, well, the Bishop told me a
713
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,803
couple a great ones.
714
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:14,638
But I don't think your
715
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:17,933
crew speaks Latin.
716
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,226
How about this?
717
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,770
This Martian comes down from
718
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,064
space and he lands right in the
719
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,607
middle of the desert, next to
720
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,817
this beat up old saloon.
721
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,153
Well, he goes in and the first
722
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,155
thing he sees is the pinball
723
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,281
machine.
724
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,950
Well, the lights are flashing
725
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:35,951
and the bells are ringing like
726
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,285
crazy.
727
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,496
So, the Martian goes over to
728
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,832
it and he says, 'Hey, sweeheart,
729
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,084
what's a pretty girl like you
730
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,503
doing in a place like this?'
731
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,759
Funny.
732
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,469
Well, it is even funnier
733
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:56,888
in Latin.
734
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,683
All right, I'll try it.
735
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:00,809
Okay, guys.
736
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:01,851
Time to get down to some serious
737
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:02,978
business here.
738
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:03,520
Who's gonna be Santa Claus
739
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:04,854
tonight?
740
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:05,480
Oh, well, I don't think
741
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:06,606
there's anything to decide.
742
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,191
It is my turn.
743
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,317
You?
744
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,361
A woman can't be Santa Claus.
745
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:12,028
Well, why not?
746
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,154
I thought this was supposed to
747
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,656
be an equal opportunity holiday.
748
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,991
Okay.
749
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,492
Lay a 'ho-ho-ho' on us.
750
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:19,703
Ok.
751
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:23,498
'Ho-ho-ho'.
752
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:25,458
No, the world's not ready
753
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,168
for a soprano Santa Claus.
754
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,670
Well, it's coming
755
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,172
along very well, guys.
756
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,924
Which reminds me of this great
757
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,009
joke.
758
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,011
It's Christmas time one year and
759
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,345
this Martian lands in the
760
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,347
desert, and he goes up to this
761
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,473
old bar.
762
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,517
It's really beat up, you know?
763
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,394
And the first thing he sees is a
764
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,062
pinball machine and he goes over
765
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,856
and well, the lights were
766
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,357
flashing, the bells were going
767
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,859
and everything and well he says
to it,
768
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,486
he says, now get this.
769
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,406
He says, 'Hiya, sweetheart,
770
00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:57,866
what's a pinball machine doing
771
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,035
in a nice place like this?
772
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:13,548
It was even funnier in Latin.
773
00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:14,549
Okay, let's get back to
774
00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:15,592
reality.
775
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,177
Who's gonna play Santa Claus?
776
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,219
Me.
777
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,888
I'm the perfect Santa.
778
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,723
I own the Santa suit.
779
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:26,353
So -- I'm Santa.
780
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:30,398
Good luck, sir.
781
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:33,234
Well -- how am I doing?
782
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,736
Merrill, there are ways
783
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,072
of joining in,
784
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:41,868
and ways of joining in.
785
00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:43,578
That bad, huh?
786
00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:45,121
Worse.
787
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,894
Hey well, merry christmas, crew.
788
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,062
Merry christmas.
789
00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,901
Uhh, Isaac, what's in this?
790
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:18,780
Fruit juice and rum. Made from
an old secret recipe.
791
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,366
What's the secret?
792
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,458
I'll have a re-fill.
793
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,336
Oh sure Golpher.
794
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:43,847
Fruit juice.
795
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,473
Back to the drawing board.
796
00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:52,605
Dan?
797
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,649
Uh?
798
00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:56,192
Honey is Christmas eve.
799
00:28:56,276 --> 00:29:00,822
Just for tonight, let's forget
about Walter Perry,
800
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:02,490
and the world and everything.
801
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:06,953
Let's make this the best
Christmas eve ever.
802
00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,581
All right.
803
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:21,885
This sure beats an electric
train.
804
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,554
Hey, do you want to exchange
gifts now?
805
00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:28,016
We do, we'll never make that
party.
806
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:31,019
Oh, come on.
807
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:34,481
Ok, let's go.
808
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,691
Uh, I get you a handkerchief for
your..
809
00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:37,150
Oh, I'll get it.
810
00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:38,943
This all right.
811
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:44,282
Dan!
812
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,244
Oh my God.
813
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:49,162
No.
814
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:52,248
Dan,
815
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:57,378
you knew Walter Perry was going
to be on board, didn't you?
816
00:29:57,462 --> 00:30:00,381
You came here for revenge.
817
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:05,678
Look Lily,
818
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,266
This is my business.
819
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,893
Your business?
820
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,728
Whay about me?
821
00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:15,605
You weren't the only one in jail
for three years.
822
00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:19,526
I was in a prison of my own.
823
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:23,238
What do you think was like
without you?
824
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,532
Dan,
825
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:29,702
if you love me, don't do this.
826
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,371
You know I love you.
827
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:36,084
You kill him, you kill us.
828
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,795
Please, Dan.
829
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,321
Issac,
830
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,115
removed the dead soldier and
open me a new
831
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,950
recruit.
832
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,952
Sure.
833
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,287
Mr.Baynes.
834
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:12,996
I thought you said you
835
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:13,830
were a teetotaler.
836
00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:15,665
Me?
837
00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:19,377
I musta been drunk when I said
it.
838
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:22,463
Isaac, what color lampshade goes
839
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:23,965
with this outfit I'm wearing?
840
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:24,757
I don't know.
841
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:26,384
What color are your socks?
842
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,479
Audrey, is -- is that you?
843
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:39,022
Never mind me.
844
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:40,315
Since when did you start
845
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,941
drinking?
846
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,318
I can't remember.
847
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,445
I'm drinking to forget.
848
00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:46,654
How much have you had?
849
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,698
Plenty!
850
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,328
Say what's all this gonna cost?
851
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,746
Plenty!
852
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:01,502
Boy, I hope I'm seeing double.
853
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,879
You're going to be seeing triple
854
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:03,504
when we get to the room,
855
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,672
because I have a whole lotta
856
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:05,840
new stuff down there.
857
00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:09,260
You expect me to pay for this?
858
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,305
You got it, Ace.
859
00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:15,350
Uh -- dear, isn't there
860
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,143
something you forgot to ask me
861
00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:18,353
for?
862
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,897
It starts with a 'D'.
863
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:33,868
Yeah, you wanna dance.
864
00:32:33,951 --> 00:32:44,337
Yeah, you wanna dance.
865
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,838
Something you wanna ask me?
866
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,173
Yes.
867
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,508
Get off my foot!
868
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,227
More punch?
869
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,561
Yeah.
870
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:01,896
But this time -- tell him to put
871
00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:04,023
a little fruit juice in it.
872
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,901
Okay.
873
00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:07,777
You're complaining to me
874
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,238
about a bad bridge partner?
875
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:11,572
You're lucky.
876
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,533
You know, I once had a law
partner.
877
00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:16,411
He stole every penny the firm
had.
878
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,412
Of course, he went to prison.
879
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:18,454
Well, at least, he had to
880
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:19,747
pay for it.
881
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:20,998
Yeah, he paid.
882
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:31,634
So, where's Santa?
883
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,094
He's supposed to be here by now.
884
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:33,970
Well, maybe his reindeers
885
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:34,512
are having a little trouble with
886
00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:35,763
their radar equipment.
887
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:36,431
Yeah, that Blitzen is a
888
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:37,890
lousy navigator.
889
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:50,945
Ho!
890
00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:52,071
Ho!
891
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,614
Ho!
892
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:54,741
No.
893
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:55,908
No.
894
00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:58,453
No.
895
00:33:58,536 --> 00:33:59,495
Ho!
896
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:00,621
Ho!
897
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,457
Ho!
898
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,333
Merry Christmas, everybody!
899
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,296
Ho!
900
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:09,630
Ho!
901
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:10,673
Ho!...
902
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,382
I've never seen the Captain
903
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:12,467
look better.
904
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:15,344
Who writes his dialogue?
905
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,305
Well now, let's see
906
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,015
what Santa has in his bag
907
00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:20,141
tonight.
908
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,101
Let's see...
909
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,144
Well, yes.
910
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,437
There's something for Mario.
911
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:31,527
Something for Artie, yes.
912
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:35,490
Let's see.
913
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,993
And...and Ben.
914
00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:43,831
Let's see what we have here.
915
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:44,957
Oh, yes.
916
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,667
For Mitch.
917
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:50,880
And for Peanut.
918
00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,465
What's your real name Peanut?
919
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:53,508
Shorty.
920
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:54,383
Right!
921
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:59,347
I'll bet it's a baseball mitt.
922
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,474
What about me?
923
00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:02,517
Oh.
924
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,560
Uh -- you're...?
925
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,187
Tony.
926
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,522
Tony, that's right.
927
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:08,064
Yes.
928
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:11,234
Well now -- let's see.
929
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:12,360
Tony...
930
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:16,280
Oh -- Oh,
931
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:24,163
Tony it seems that Santa is
932
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:27,708
short one present.
933
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:28,876
It's back at the North Pole.
934
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,211
That's where your present is.
935
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,379
Now look, I'll run back.
936
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:32,713
I'll get it.
937
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,048
And -- I'll have it in your
938
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,383
cabin first thing in the
939
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:39,178
morning.
940
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,930
Tony...
941
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:47,895
Oh, no.
942
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,649
Poor Captain Stubing.
943
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:19,760
San Quentin never had a view
like that one.
944
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,220
Dan, my boy!
945
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,680
Well, I've been lookin' all over
946
00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:23,764
for you.
947
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:24,807
Really?
948
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,768
Out in the ocean?
949
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:28,686
Hey, you always were a
950
00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:33,274
great kidder.
951
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:36,277
I'm not kidding now, Walt.
952
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,239
Hey, wait a minute.
953
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:43,201
Hey, don't do anything foolish.
954
00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:44,160
I've already done something
955
00:36:44,243 --> 00:36:45,494
foolish.
956
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,496
I served three years in prison
957
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:52,293
for something you did, buddy.
958
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,586
Dan, you-you've gotta believe
me.
959
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,963
I didn't want it to happen.
960
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,174
It wasn't my fault.
961
00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:00,635
I took the money, I admit it.
962
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:01,344
I was in trouble in the market.
963
00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:02,011
It was serious trouble.
964
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:03,471
And I really needed that money
965
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,514
desperately.
966
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:06,807
You set me up.
967
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,685
No, I swear I didn't.
968
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:10,645
Oh look, Dan, I never thought
969
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,104
that you'd be convicted.
970
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:12,772
I always thought I could win you
971
00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:13,731
an acquittal, and that way no
972
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:17,151
one would be hurt.
973
00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:20,154
Somebody was hurt, Walt.
974
00:37:20,237 --> 00:37:22,198
Dan, please...
975
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:27,745
Please?
976
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,610
Merry Christmas.
977
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:12,498
Dan?
978
00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:13,541
Goodnight, everybody.
979
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:17,336
Merry Christmas.
980
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,089
Bye.
981
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,716
Father, did you find Tony yet?
982
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:22,550
Not yet.
983
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,342
Oh.
984
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:23,926
Well, we'll help you look for
him.
985
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:24,593
Okay?
986
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:25,386
Thanks.
987
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:26,971
Yeah.
988
00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,358
Tony?
989
00:38:45,322 --> 00:38:47,366
Where are you?
990
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:03,549
Tony?
991
00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:04,592
Go away!
992
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,927
You blew it!
993
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:07,970
Yes.
994
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,514
Yes, I did.
995
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:13,559
I apologize.
996
00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:14,852
Come here.
997
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:21,317
This is for you.
998
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,443
Honest?
999
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:22,777
Uh-huh.
1000
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:26,155
Gee, thanks!
1001
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:27,073
It's the football I asked
1002
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:28,949
for, isn't it?
1003
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,076
No.
1004
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,786
No, I'm sorry, it's not.
1005
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,121
Uh,
1006
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:34,997
it's a sextant.
1007
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,833
It's an instrument they use to
1008
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,628
navigate the ship.
1009
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:42,630
It belonged to the Captain and
1010
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:46,133
his father before him.
1011
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,176
See?
1012
00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:51,597
You put in there.
1013
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,975
By holding it up to the stars,
1014
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,644
they could always tell where
1015
00:39:56,727 --> 00:40:00,147
they were going.
1016
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,482
The Captain used it in the
1017
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:05,111
Second World War.
1018
00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:08,030
I know it's kinda beat up but,
1019
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:11,867
this sextant means a lot to him.
1020
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:16,705
He wants you to have it.
1021
00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:17,498
I'm sorry it's not what you
1022
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:21,460
asked for.
1023
00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,837
Sometimes we don't get what we
1024
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,839
want for Christmas.
1025
00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,173
No.
1026
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,508
I used to ask for parents, but I
1027
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,803
never got 'em.
1028
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:32,471
Well, that's,2
1029
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:35,683
a big order, for Santa to fill.
1030
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:36,851
It don't matter.
1031
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,853
I don't need a family.
1032
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:41,522
I got a real big one with Father
1033
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,275
Mike and the guys.
1034
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:49,196
Yeah.
1035
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,322
It's neat.
1036
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:54,702
Wait'll I show the guys!
1037
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:55,744
Thanks, Captain.
1038
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:58,455
I mean, Santa.
1039
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,430
We're home.
1040
00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:15,181
You can take off your lampshade
1041
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,892
now.
1042
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,226
Is that all you bought?
1043
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,060
Why didn't you fill the whole
1044
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:20,728
room?
1045
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:21,854
I couldn't.
1046
00:41:21,937 --> 00:41:23,022
Your credit card broke.
1047
00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,398
That means I'll have to
1048
00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:27,109
pay cash for my lampshades.
1049
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,402
This is just the start.
1050
00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:29,570
Because I'm gonna buy all new
1051
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:30,863
furniture for the living room.
1052
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,239
Then I'll buy matching
1053
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,574
whoopie cushions.
1054
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:35,201
And a brand new Rolls Royce.
1055
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:36,911
Okay, then every morning
1056
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:37,620
I'll go down to the office in a
1057
00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:41,749
clown suit.
1058
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:42,917
You know something?
1059
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,043
No, what?
1060
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:45,294
You're funny.
1061
00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:46,754
You know something?
1062
00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:49,924
You're very beautiful.
1063
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,884
Aw, put on your lampshade
1064
00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:55,679
and give me a kiss.
1065
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,868
ALL: Merry Christmas, captain.
1066
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:20,454
What?
1067
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,706
What is this?
1068
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,375
Well, frankly, Captain, we
1069
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:25,793
were feeling kind of sorry for
1070
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:26,835
ourselves.
1071
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,629
Oh, you know, sir.
1072
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:29,296
I mean, it's fun to spend
1073
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,631
Christmas with the passengers,
1074
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,800
but -- it's not the same as
1075
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:36,178
spending it with your family.
1076
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,972
And then we got to thinking,
1077
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:38,639
well we don't just
1078
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:42,810
have one family, we've got two.
1079
00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:44,436
And -- well, you're not
1080
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,480
just the Captain to us, sir.
1081
00:42:46,563 --> 00:42:48,816
You're the head of the family.
1082
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:49,858
Our family.
1083
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,318
And why shouldn't our
1084
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,613
family spend Christmas together?
1085
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:01,161
You see,
1086
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:04,498
sometimes we try too hard to,
1087
00:43:04,581 --> 00:43:07,376
get what, we've had all along.
1088
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:19,054
I, I think that I'm
1089
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:22,516
allergic to this beard.
1090
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,563
I want to say something to all
1091
00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:29,690
of you.
1092
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,817
I'm proud to have you on my
1093
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,987
crew.
1094
00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,865
I'm even prouder,
1095
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:41,869
to count you among my friends.
1096
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,579
Oh, this darn beard.
1097
00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,373
Sir, this is for you.
1098
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,543
It's from all of us.
1099
00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:52,046
I -- I thought we had a
1100
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,088
rule that we'd never exchange
1101
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,214
Christmas presents.
1102
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:55,007
Oh, Sir, we thought just
1103
00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:56,050
this once.
1104
00:43:56,133 --> 00:44:01,180
A rule is a rule, Mr. Smith.
1105
00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:05,643
But sometimes rules were made
1106
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:10,105
to be broken.
1107
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,066
Merry Christmas!
1108
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:13,567
Why, thank you, sir.
1109
00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:14,026
Merry Christmas.
1110
00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:17,696
Thank you, sir.
1111
00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,061
Come on, everybody.
1112
00:44:49,144 --> 00:45:01,448
[PASSENGERS SING 'NOEL.']
1113
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,497
Very beautiful, Mrs.Baynes.
1114
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,749
Thank you very much.
1115
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,793
Oh boy, I can taste that
1116
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:13,836
turkey already.
1117
00:45:13,919 --> 00:45:15,629
Didn't you tell him?
1118
00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:17,631
Oh, the Captain said there might
1119
00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:18,257
be some rain and he wondered if
1120
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,008
you'd mind going topside and
1121
00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:20,968
changing the regular flags for
1122
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,928
the rubber flags.
1123
00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:28,725
Rubber flags?
1124
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:38,318
Good evening.
1125
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,361
There's the Captain's table,
1126
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,822
over there.
1127
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:44,324
Dan!
1128
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:45,784
Get lost, Perry.
1129
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:46,577
I've gotta talk to you.
1130
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:47,828
Honey...
1131
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:49,371
It's all right, sweetheart.
1132
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:50,414
Now look, you've done everything
1133
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:51,498
you can do.
1134
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,542
And just stay away from me.
1135
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,169
Keep outta my life.
1136
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,795
Dan listen, you gave me a
1137
00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,465
gift last night, my life.
1138
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:00,048
Now, I wanna give you something
1139
00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:04,219
in return.
1140
00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:05,846
I, I've contacted the
1141
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,682
police in Los Angeles.
1142
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:09,475
When we get back I'm gonna turn
1143
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,185
myself in,
1144
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:14,021
make a full confession.
1145
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:17,191
And -- I also wrote to the State
1146
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,401
Bar Commission.
1147
00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:20,068
You'll be practicing law again
1148
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,320
very soon.
1149
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:29,411
Walt, thank you.
1150
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,663
Merry Christmas, Dan.
1151
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,877
Merry Christmas.
1152
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:43,091
Good evening.
1153
00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:44,218
Good evening.
1154
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:44,885
Merry Christmas.
1155
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:45,385
Good evening.
1156
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,470
Hi.
1157
00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:47,554
Beautiful dress.
1158
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,806
Thank you.
1159
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:54,895
It's a beautiful table.
1160
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:57,022
It's a beautiful life.
1161
00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:58,232
Father Lewicki, some of the
1162
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,942
guys collected some stuff you
1163
00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,735
might like at the orphanage.
1164
00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:02,778
Sports equipment, books, stuff
1165
00:47:02,861 --> 00:47:03,904
like that...
1166
00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:04,947
All right!
1167
00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:06,073
Wow!
1168
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:07,574
We'd love it...
1169
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,700
Thanks.
1170
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:09,785
Well, where do we send it,
father.
1171
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,078
Give it to the Captain.
1172
00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,079
He can bring it when he comes
1173
00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,997
next time.
1174
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,082
Captain Stubing?
1175
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,041
Yes.
1176
00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:17,209
He comes every month.
1177
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:19,211
No, he-he must have me confused
1178
00:47:19,294 --> 00:47:21,630
with some other Captain.
1179
00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:22,756
You're crazy.
1180
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:23,590
He took us to the ballgame last
1181
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:26,426
month.
1182
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,761
Captain, you wouldn't
1183
00:47:27,844 --> 00:47:28,762
have anything to do with that
1184
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,264
mysterious man who's been
1185
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:31,557
sending these kids on a cruise
1186
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,767
every year, would you?
1187
00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:34,768
You know, the one with 'more
1188
00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:38,605
dollars than sense'?
1189
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:39,731
Bah!
1190
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:41,066
Humbug!
1191
00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:42,359
Come on, let's eat ourselves a
1192
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:44,695
turkey.
1193
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:00,210
Hey, thank you for a
1194
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:00,752
wonderful trip.
1195
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:01,295
Oh.
1196
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:02,963
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
1197
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:03,505
I'll say one thing for you,
1198
00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,464
Mr.Barton
1199
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:05,632
You sure seem a lot happier than
1200
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:06,800
when you came aboard.
1201
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,802
You bet I am.
1202
00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:09,636
You know what today is?
1203
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,304
Yes, sir.
1204
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:10,929
Monday.
1205
00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:11,972
Nope.
1206
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:15,559
Today is the first day,
1207
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,685
of the rest of my life.
1208
00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:17,603
'Bye.
1209
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:18,437
Bye-bye.
1210
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,771
Bye-bye.
1211
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,481
Oh, darling, I'm so happy.
1212
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:22,816
Me, too.
1213
00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:24,860
I've got a confession to make.
1214
00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:26,069
When I came on this cruise I --
1215
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:26,987
I was hoping you'd ask me for a
1216
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,030
divorce.
1217
00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,990
Really?
1218
00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:31,033
Well, I has hoping the same
1219
00:48:31,116 --> 00:48:32,326
thing.
1220
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:33,452
You're kidding?
1221
00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:34,995
This cruise really changed us.
1222
00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:36,038
Yes.
1223
00:48:36,121 --> 00:48:37,623
We're two completely different
1224
00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:38,665
people now.
1225
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:50,844
[SINGING SCALES]
1226
00:48:50,927 --> 00:48:51,637
Thanks for everything,
1227
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,679
Captain.
1228
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:53,847
We had a good time.
1229
00:48:53,930 --> 00:48:54,973
Here.
1230
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,016
From us kids.
1231
00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:58,477
Thanks for uh -- the trip.
1232
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,812
Champagne?
1233
00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:01,855
Now, how did you kids get your
1234
00:49:01,938 --> 00:49:02,522
hands on this bottle of
1235
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:03,857
champagne?
1236
00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:04,650
Where there's a will,
1237
00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:09,863
there's a way.
1238
00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:16,912
Let's go, you guys.
1239
00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:17,829
I guess that's will on the
1240
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:20,916
bottom and way on top.
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