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Got the bricks?
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:
Whoa! Whee!
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Hang on, Dewey!
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Eight more seconds
for the record!
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Whoa-ho! Yeah!
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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There we go.
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LOIS:
Oh, Hal,
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it's beautiful!
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You boys are not
to sit on it, stand on it,
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jump on it, or go anywhere
near it for the next year.
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Where's this
coming from?
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HAL:
Hey, Dewey,
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want to go
with me to take
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the old couch
to the dump?
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No, I want to
watch cartoons.
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What, are you kidding?
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We're talking
about the city dump.
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Mountains of
smoldering garbage
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as far as you can see.
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Swarms of flies
that block out the sun.
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Really?
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Mmm.
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Last time
I was there,
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I saw a 40-pound
seagull carry off
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a dog in its beak.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Come on!
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Hey, guys.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Stevie and I finished
our geometry unit.
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We're two
weeks ahead.
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Congratulations,
you're grounded.
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What?
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You're an hour
and a half late.
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You promised you'd be back at
3:00 to help with the couch.
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Your father and Reese
nearly killed themselves.
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Yeah, but...No buts!
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You're grounded.
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Two weeks in your room,
no TV, no friends, no phone.
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But I was doing
homework.
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I thought it'd be okay.
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You're not allowed
to decide what's okay.
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Not yet.
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You looked me in the eye
and you promised.
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You're grounded.
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This is totally unfair!
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Oh!
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Okay, when did
I sit in tar?
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HAL AND DEWEY: ♪ When we get
to the garbage dump ♪
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♪ This is what we'll see
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DEWEY:
♪ Five broken toilets
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HAL: ♪ Four fuzzy
cheese wheels ♪
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♪ Three tons of maggots ♪ Two gigantic rats
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BOTH: ♪ And a stench that will
buckle your knees. ♪
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HAL:
Yahoo!
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Uh, excuse me.
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Can you tell us where
we should dump this couch?
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Oh!
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Oh, for the love of...
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We didn't even
get to see it land.
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Well, son,
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I guess our work
here is done.
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You are so dead.
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Francis, you know
I couldn't go out
with Laura unless
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I found somebody
for her sister.
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Now, you're here
so just try to
enjoy your date.
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She's 12.
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Hey, you guys
want tattoos?
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So she's not
the one.
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You can still
have a good time.
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How could you
do this to me?
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Come on.
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You've done way
worse to me.
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You totally
deserve this.
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Based on what?
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Will you Jethros
just shut up!?
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Nobody cares how many
bales of hay you can lift!
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So, now we know--
pigs can swim,
cows can't.
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This is ridiculous.
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When did the word
"Fascist" become
such a hot button?
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I have been nothing
but a good friend to you.
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Look, Francis, I'm
not going to argue.
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You'll do this or
I'll punch your face
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through the back
of your head.
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See, every time
I trump you with logic,
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you resort to violence.
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I just want that
on the record.
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:
Mmm, ice cream.
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What a wonderful,
unexpected treat
for some of us.
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MALCOLM:
Yes, Reese, you get
to eat ice cream
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and I don't.
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Thank you for
subtly illustrating
that point.
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I'll get it.
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Mmm, sprinkles.
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Aren't those
your favorite, Malcolm?
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MALCOLM:
I'm rubbing my butt
on your pillowcase.
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Oh, boy, Reese,
what'd you do?!
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Sir, we have
to evacuate
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the entire neighborhood.
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I need you to leave
your house immediately.
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What... evacuating?
Why?
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There's been a toxic
chemical spill
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about a mile away--
a train derailed.
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How'd that happen?
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Some idiot left a couch
on the railroad tracks.
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I wonder if
that was...
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Careful, son.
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Don't want to drip.
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ANNOUNCER :
I repeat, if you're not in need
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of immediate first aid,
find an available cot,
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remain calm and wait
for further instructions.
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Will you look
at this?
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I hope they find
whoever's responsible
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and string him up
by his thumbs.
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Hey, uh, fella,
don't you think
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you're overreacting?
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I mean, my family
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is exposed to dangerous
chemicals all the time.
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In-in fact, I-I remember
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I accidentally
set off a flea bomb
in the boys' room
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when my son, Dewey, was
in there taking a nap.
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I can smell colors.
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Sir, I've got two
overturned tankers
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out there spewing out
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a cloud of sulfuric acid
and sodium hydroxide.
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That can scar your
throat and lungs
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in a matter of seconds.
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But it's not
necessarily fatal.
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I-I mean, maybe you'd need
an artificial larynx,
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but you'd still
be alive.
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That'd be so cool.
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:
My name is Reese.
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What are you looking at?
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Son, please.
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Has anyone died yet?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Well, what if
the wind shifts?
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Is the water
supply going to
be contaminated?
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What about the food?
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What about the
medical personnel?
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How can be sure that all these
people are going to be safe?
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I'm sorry, I really
don't know all of the answers.
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I'm just
a high school senior.
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Are we going to order
at some point tonight?
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Hang on, this is
important.
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This is the only
booth she hasn't
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been felt up in.
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Have another doughnut,
lonely girl.
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So, you like school?
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You're blocking
my light!
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Check it out.
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Some idiot left
the storage
closet unlocked.
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I've got every
Dixie Cup
in the place.
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What are you
doing with those?
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Building a future,
my friend.
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I can't believe
this place.
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This cot smells
like feet.
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All right, we're just
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going to have to make
the best of things.
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Where do you think
you're going?
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I'm just going
to look around.
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You are not going anywhere.
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You're still grounded.What? Here?
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That's right.
Look around--
we're living in a gym!
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That doesn't change
what you did.
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Mom, we can all die.
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If that happens,
you're off the hook.
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Until then, I want
those buns on that cot.
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Now.
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Uh, excuse me. Excuse me.
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Listen, I-I was
just wondering if
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there was something
that I could do to help.
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Not that there's any
real reason, of course.
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I'm just... looking
to do my part.
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I think we got it
pretty well covered, sir.
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No, no, there
must be something.
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I don't care if
it's, if it's
messy or trivial
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or even
life-threatening...
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Sir, I'd appreciate it
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if you'd just return
to your area.
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Please, you
have to find
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some way for me
to be useful.
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I have got to ease
these people's
suffering.
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They have got to know
that I am here for them.
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Is that pepper spray?
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:
I also have a whistle
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and I'm prepared
to use that as well.
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You know, I'd be happy
to give you some
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but you should
ask your parents first.
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I can't.
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They're dead.
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What?
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They were killed
by the cloud.
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Can I have some?
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Oh, my God,
you poor thing.
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They were choking.
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It was awful.
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Can I have
the one with nuts?
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Oh, of course, dear.
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REPORTER :
Toxic chemical spill has
been reported in the area...
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Where'd they go?
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Don't worry, they'll
be back in a few hours.
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They took the car?!
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Hey, you're the one
who went to the bathroom.
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You gave them the opening.
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All right, that's it.
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Come on, get your books.
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We're getting out of here.
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No, I want to eat.
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No, we're going.
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:
I'm not leaving till I eat!
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Would you keep it down, please?
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You were a lot nicer when
we were on the Internet.
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Look, you can't pull
this crap with me.
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I have three
little brothers.
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I know every
manipulation in the book.
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So get your butt
in gear.
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No, if I go home now,
Laura'll get busted.
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We're supposed
to be at the mall.
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What do you care?
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Let me tell you
about your sister.
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She doesn't
like you at all.
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She treats you
like dirt.
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Well... she does.
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It's not your fault.
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I mean, you don't
deserve that.
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No one deserves that.
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She's the one
with the problem.
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Really, I'm sure
you have a lot
of nice qualities
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that people don't
even...
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Waitress! Can we get
some service over here?
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Yes?
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:
I want the burger plate,
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extra fries and
a chocolate malt.
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DEWEY:
...and then they were
trapped in the car
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and they told me
to get help and I ran
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and I ran,
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then I fell down
and when I woke up,
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the ambulance man
was holding me.
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And your parents were...
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Ooh, you poor
little boy.
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That looks like fun.
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What is wrong with you?
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Give that to him!
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What can I say?
259
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,677
We're all trying to get
through as best we can.
260
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,200
Thank you.
261
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,637
And of course,
in these disasters,
262
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,640
it's always the children
who suffer the most.
263
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,120
LOIS:
No, no, no!
264
00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,818
You're not talking to him.
He's grounded.
265
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:10,522
REESE:
Looks like you need
a cup, friend.
266
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,916
Ah, that'd be
great, thanks.
267
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,744
I wish it were that simple.
268
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,354
What are you talking about?
I'm thirsty.
269
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,922
Is that yourtruck out there
with the canned fruit?
270
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,359
Yeah, why?
271
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,623
Let's take a walk.
272
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,582
There!
273
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,453
That should take care
of that wobble, huh?
274
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,803
Listen, is it too drafty here?
275
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,587
Should we move you away
from the window?
276
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,719
No, no, we're fine.
277
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,285
Thanks for the help.
278
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,766
Well, that's what this
is all about, huh?
279
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,941
Helping each other out.
280
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:40,596
This is the kind of thing
that we should be focusing on.
281
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,815
Not a witch hunt,
282
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,861
pointing fingers...
blame, blame!
283
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,950
We are bigger than that,
284
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,822
aren't we, honey?
285
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,475
Who wants
a bedtime story?
286
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,477
Can't you make him
go away, Daddy?
287
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,612
She is precious.
288
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,614
Okay.
289
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,400
Excuse me, did you
find the boy whose
parents were killed?
290
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,967
Not yet.
291
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:04,707
Excuse me.
292
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,056
Did you say,
"killed"?
293
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,363
Yes, they were killed
by the gas cloud.
294
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,191
Oh, my God.
295
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:13,368
The boy's mother saved him
with her very last breath.
296
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,327
And then the poor boy had to
strangle his own dog
297
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,851
just to stop
its suffering.
298
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:21,463
And on his birthday!
299
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,339
Yes?
300
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,777
I want a piece of
apple pie a la mode,
301
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,127
some chocolate cake
and a banana split.
302
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,346
Sure thing.Why don't you save
me some money
303
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,957
and just yell
at your sister
304
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,220
instead of burying your anger
in a mountain of French fries?
305
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,612
Are you calling me fat?
306
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,876
What? No, I'm not
calling you fat.
307
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:43,790
So now I'm a liar?
308
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,922
No, you're twisting around
everything I say.
309
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,794
Why do you do that?
310
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,186
You hurt my feelings.
311
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:52,146
Okay, would you just
keep it down, please?
312
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,451
I'm sorry.
313
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,018
Why do you touch
your hair so much?
314
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,977
I don't touch
my hair that much.
315
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,892
Why is everyone
so fixated on my hair?
316
00:11:58,935 --> 00:11:59,893
I'm sick of it.
317
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,938
Okay, okay, relax.
318
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:05,376
I... I just...
I don't want to
talk about it.
319
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,467
It's just that people
make fun of me.
320
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,036
The guys at school call me
"Poodlehead."
321
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,909
That is so cruel.
322
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:19,651
I mean, I can see
it, but still...
323
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,003
REESE:
I got to tell
you, Malcolm,
324
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,831
sometimes, I'm so good,
it's scary.
325
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,833
What are you doing
with toilet paper?
326
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,486
I got my hands
on some canned fruit.
327
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,967
I traded those for batteries,
the batteries for DVDs.
328
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,926
And I swapped those
with the janitor
329
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,929
for the school's entire supply
of toilet paper.
330
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,626
Once the specially "seasoned"
331
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,019
meat loaf works its magic,
332
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,064
I can name my price.
333
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,284
You know, that's not
only unbelievably evil
334
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,287
but you actually put some
thought and effort into it.
335
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,810
I'm impressed.
336
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:48,898
I don't know what it is.
337
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,726
I guess when people are
miserable and suffering,
338
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,945
it brings out the best in me.
339
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:52,859
Thanks for noticing.
340
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:53,990
Hi, guys.
341
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,036
Hey, Dabney, did you bring
your Palm Pilot?
342
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,646
Yeah.Good to know.
343
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,736
Hey, Malcolm,
isn't this great?
344
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,824
I wouldn't know.
345
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,826
Come on, we get to
hang out in the gym...
346
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:07,090
without worrying
about dodgeballs,
or getting pantsed.
347
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,265
LLOYD:
It's a dream come true.
348
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,051
We actually get to live
in the school.
349
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:14,097
Check this out!
350
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,621
It's the key to the
girls' locker room.
351
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,754
We were actually standing
352
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,626
where girls take
showers... naked.
353
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,453
Or so I'm told.
354
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,628
LOIS:
Malcolm.
355
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:24,629
No visitors.
356
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:25,979
Malcolm's grounded.
357
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,850
You shouldn't be talking to him.
358
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,026
Everyone, this is my son.
359
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,898
He's being punished.
360
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,725
No one should talk to him.
361
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,510
Mom, for God's sakes,
they just came over
362
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:36,511
to say hi.
363
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,948
I took the key to the
girls' locker room.
364
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,776
Please, don't tell
our mothers.
365
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,343
I'm so ashamed.
366
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,092
What?
367
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,920
You did that just
to humiliate me.
368
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,573
Is that what you think?Yes.
369
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,445
It was completely
unjustified.
370
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,143
And I want you to know,
I am never going to forget this.
371
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,231
Well, good.
372
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,059
It'll be the first time
in ten years
373
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,887
the punishment's actually stuck.
374
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,593
People, please,
the money we raise
375
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,161
cannot bring back his parents
but we must do something.
376
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,771
We're his only family now.
377
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,339
Hasn't that poor,
little boy suffered enough
378
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,819
from the train wreck?
379
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,953
Which, by the way is
a surprisingly common occurrence
380
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,911
when looked at
in a nationwide context.
381
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,783
Please, we've got to give
till it hurts.
382
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,918
I'm just saying, it might
be hard to get my hands
383
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,354
on five blankets.
384
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,269
Look, I need them.
My family's freezing.
385
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,054
A lot of people are cold.
386
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,099
It's a real problem.
How about the watch?
387
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,493
The guy before me
only had to give
you his socks.
388
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,626
It's a cold world.
It's getting colder
by the minute.
389
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:52,848
You're an evil,
little punk.
390
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,197
Uh-uh.
391
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,938
Socks, too.
392
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,029
And then Dave told me
they were just studying.
393
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,726
But they were totally
having a pizza party.
394
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:02,640
You're kidding?
395
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,599
They came to my room
and asked for napkins.
396
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,949
It's not like I could
tell them how hurt I
was, 'cause you
397
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,299
constantly got to
keep up this front
of being the tough guy.
398
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,171
They have no idea
who I really am.
399
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,868
If they knew
I kept a dream journal...
400
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,000
You do?
401
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,218
I think that's so cool.
402
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,612
Really?
403
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,962
I do, too.
404
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,572
I'll tell you one thing,
if those guys ever
405
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,053
got a hold of that,
I'd never hear
the end of it.
406
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,360
So? You don't have to
care what they think.
407
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,231
I don't.Well, what about
your sister?
408
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,190
She's an idiot.
409
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,192
Hey, good for you.
410
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,020
Anyway, people around here
are freaks.
411
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,979
Some nights, I lock myself
in my room and spin my globe.
412
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,198
And wherever I point my finger,
413
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,374
I just pretend
that's where I really live.
414
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,984
I do that, too.
Really?
415
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,552
REESE:
And you'll feel the
cold worse than anyone.
416
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,119
Because, let's face it,
417
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,730
your circulation
isn't that good to begin with.
418
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,256
I already gave
you money.
419
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,172
And you're satisfied.
I see.
420
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,610
That little boy doesn't need
clothes or an education.
421
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,569
Let's just put him
to work in the mines
422
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,049
like they did
when you were a girl.
423
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,876
I'm on a fixed income.
424
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,617
So, what are you
trying to do?
425
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,489
Take it to the grave
with you?
426
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,187
Should we get you
a casket with saddlebags?
427
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,363
Give me my shoe.
428
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,409
It's right here.
Come and get it.
429
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,845
What's the matter?
430
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,847
Was somebody
a bad boy?
431
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,110
Does the bad boy want
432
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,156
his shoe back?
433
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,245
LOIS:
Malcolm!
434
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,159
Get back on the cot.
435
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,638
This kid's got my shoe.
436
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:28,813
Get back on the cot.
437
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,163
I'll take care of this.
438
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,033
Is Mommy going to
439
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,167
take care of it
for you?
440
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,302
Malcolm, get back
on that cot.
441
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,871
No.
442
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,742
Excuse me?
443
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,527
I've had it. I quit.
444
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,658
What do you
mean, you quit?
445
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,138
I quit this stupid system.
446
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,227
The only reason I'm being
punished like this
447
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,838
is because I agreed
to be punished like this.
448
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,101
And I'm not going to
449
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,232
agree anymore.
450
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,539
This isn't parenting.
This is just sadism.
451
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,194
Oh, you think
I enjoy this?Yes, I do.
452
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,456
And I am way too old
for this.
453
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,196
We are going to find
some other way
454
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,675
of dealing
with each other.
455
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,416
We are going to change
the rules.
456
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,070
What were you
planning to do?
457
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,334
Take away my TV
when I'm married?
458
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,554
Give me a time-out
when I'm 30?
459
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,601
What?
Am I supposed to be scared?
460
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,300
What are you going
to do, spank me?
461
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,606
Okay.
462
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,871
Mom, what are you doing?
463
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,743
Mom, cut it out.
464
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,223
I don't know what you
think you're doing.
465
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,138
How did she get so strong?
466
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:47,240
When I can't do this,
we'll change the rules.
467
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,114
Five hundred
468
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,247
and sixty-three dollars?
469
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,336
Come on, people.
470
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:59,904
What if he needs braces?
What if he has scoliosis?
471
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,776
Huh?
472
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,778
Okay, fine.
473
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,955
I'll just say,
"Sorry, little crooked boy.
474
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,566
"You can always get
a job in the circus...
475
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,916
"while the rest of us drive
our Porsches
476
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,396
and eat our T-bone steaks."
477
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,312
Dad, can we go
home now?
478
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,619
My stomach hurts.Not now, son.
479
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,360
That your kid?
480
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,143
Yes, why?
481
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,536
This guy has been
482
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,277
collecting money
for his own kid.
483
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,495
What?
484
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,845
Dewey, did you tell
these people...?
485
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,586
What the hell
you trying to
pull here, mister?
486
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,198
He's been yanking our chain!
487
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,156
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
488
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,766
I swear, I didn't know
anything about this.
489
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,378
And if he lied to you,
well, I can assure you
490
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,163
that is not the kind of behavior
I allow in my family.
491
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,382
REESE:
Ow, ow, ow...
492
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:43,209
Is this your son?
493
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,297
Reese?
494
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,950
He was running
a black market.
495
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,779
He had two diabetics
bidding against each
other for insulin.
496
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,216
That is a lie.
497
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,221
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now, now, now, wait
just a second.
498
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,396
I know how this must look.
499
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,832
But if you just give me
the chance
500
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,225
to get to the bottom of this,
501
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,965
I swear to you,
I will make this right.
502
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,097
Come over here.
503
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,404
You boys have both behaved
very badly.
504
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,319
So, you are both going
to apologize
505
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,277
to these nice, generous people
506
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,540
like you have never
apologized before.
507
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,455
Do you hear me?
508
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,283
Okay.
509
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:16,198
Dewey, come on.
510
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,330
Go ahead.
511
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,461
Nice and loud.
512
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:21,247
We're sorry we left
the couch on the tracks
513
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,205
and wrecked the train.
514
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,258
Reese, run, run.
515
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,216
JERRY:
Hey, stop him.
516
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,268
Well, this is it.
517
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,487
Maybe I'll call you sometime.
518
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,619
Whatever.
519
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,494
Hey, I, uh...
520
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,148
I actually had
a good time.
521
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,454
Me, too.
522
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,717
You're, like,
a really good
girlfriend.
523
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,197
Thanks.
524
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,377
Hey, sorry about tonight.
525
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,815
Yeah, well, your plan
to palm me off on a 12-
year-old backfired,
526
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,947
'cause I actually had
a really good time.
527
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,427
Well, good for you,
Poodlehead.
528
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,733
You know what?
529
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,388
I don't care about your
childish taunts anymore.
530
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,259
You can call me
anything you like.
531
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,261
I think I'll stick
with Poodlehead.
532
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,394
Fine.
533
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,135
I'm glad it doesn't bother you
when I call you "Poodlehead,"
534
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,746
Poodlehead.
535
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,313
I got to tell you,
Poodlehead...
536
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,923
Shut up!
537
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,318
Do not set foot
outside this area.
538
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,276
Not one foot.
539
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,973
I would just like
to get one thing clear.
540
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,324
When we go home,
you fellas are still going to be
541
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,413
a presence
in the community, right?
542
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:44,982
If I wasn't in uniform,
I'd take a swing at you, myself.
543
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:45,940
Fair enough.
544
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,637
LOIS:
Are you telling me
545
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,336
that I can't discipline
my own child?
546
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,120
Lady, we got a lot
of angry people in there.
547
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:55,210
I think it's best you
stay out here with the
other troublemakers.
548
00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,346
They'd like us to
stay inside the box.
549
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:10,443
This is outrageous.
550
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,445
We're going to freeze
to death out here.
551
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,533
What did wedo?
552
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,578
Maybe Malcolm can bring us
a couple blankets.
553
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,971
Come on.
554
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,582
Malcolm.
555
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,323
Can you get us some blankets?
556
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,020
LOIS:
Help us out here.
557
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,240
REESE:
It's cold out here.
558
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,808
I'm sorry, I'm not supposed
to leave my cot.
559
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:31,551
LOIS:
Don't think you won't suffer the
consequences later, mister.
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