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Oh, my God.
Hal, look at this.
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We still have a Christmas
present for one of the boys.
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I wonder what it is.
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Reese ever get that
football jersey?
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I can't remember.
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Well, you know, honey,
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the boys got so much
for Christmas last year,
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they don't even
appreciate what
they have.
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If we save it
for his birthday,
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it'll be that much
more special.
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Hal, this one's for you.
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Oh, boy!
You did get me
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that DVD player
I've been hoping for.
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I thought you forgot.
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To be honest with you,
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I've been holding
a grudge for months.
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Now I get to watch
all those DVDs I've got hidden
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in the garage.
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Oh.
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Jumper cables.
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Thank you, honey.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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Craig has been in
there for 45 minutes.
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♪ God, I hope I get it
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♪ I hope I get it
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♪ How many people
does he need? ♪
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How long is he going
to be living with us?
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Look, we have to be
patient with him.
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We burned the man's house down.
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♪ How many boys,
how many girls? ♪
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♪ He doesn't like
the way I look ♪
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♪ He doesn't like
the way I dance ♪
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♪ He doesn't like the way...
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That's it, we're
opening the door.
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Someone go get me
a coat hanger.
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I did that
yesterday, Dad.
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Trust me,
don't go in there.
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He's done
when he's done.
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Hey, everyone.
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Say good morning,
Jellybean.
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Oh...
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dear Lord.
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We burned his house down.
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You know, I'm really excited
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about this father-son
weekend at Marlin.
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Spend some time with Francis,
do some male bonding,
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maybe even a survival hike.
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You have your fluffy pillow?
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Right here.
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I'm really going
to miss you.
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Oh...
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Come with me.
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I can't.
I'm not allowed.
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It's fathers and sons only.
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Well, I'll hide you.
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No one will know.
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You can be my dirty
little secret.
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Now this is nice.
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And don't you worry
about a thing, Hal.
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I'll take as good care of
your house as you did mine.
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I'm just kidding.
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I won't burn
your house down.
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But that's all in the past.
Totally forgotten.
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Better get going, though.
Don't want to be late.
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Thanks.
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Bye, honey.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Uh, Lois,
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I'm aware this isn't the most
comfortable situation here,
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having me around
all the time,
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the forbidden fruit,
as it were.
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Especially now,
with Hal gone.
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Yeah, Craig,
it's not...
But, shh...
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Whatever feelings
we shared...
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that's in the past.
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That part of us
is dead now.
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Craig, I...
Shh, shh, shh!
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:
Let's not rekindle this.
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You know,
if you're not allowed
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to keep a squirrel
in your locker,
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they should put up a sign.
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I'm not psychic.
I can't read minds.
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Look.
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No, Dewey, let's go.
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No, it's
a minibike.
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Someone's just throwing it away?
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Man, that would be
so cool to have.
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Wait! Wait!
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Wait.
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You can't
throw that out.
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This?
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It's a piece of trash.
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What are you
talking about?
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That's not trash.
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You don't know
what trash is.
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I am a garbage man.
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Look, why don't you
give us the bike?
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Maybe we can fix it up
or something.
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What's it worth to you?
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What? We don't
have any money.
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You were just about
to throw it away.
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Give you 30 bucks.
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Done.
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Where'd you
get 30 bucks?
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What are you, a cop?
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Hey, Lois.
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Just fighting
Father Time.
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Craig, I have to work
late tonight.
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Would you mind
feeding the boys?
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No problem.
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Thanks.
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So, uh, I'm in charge, then?
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All you have to do
is fix them some dinner.
Right.
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But I'm completely in charge.
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They got to
listen to me.
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Dance for me.
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That's right, dance.
Why?
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'Cause I'm in charge,
that's why.
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We burned his house down.
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Look at it.
It was just dirty.
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The paint job's perfect.
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And all it needs is a spark plug
and a carburetor
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and it'll be working.
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We can get that stuff
off Dad's lawnmower.
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This minibike
is the coolest thing
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we've ever had in our lives.
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This totally makes up
for all the years of crap.
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This is the only thing
we've ever shared.
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This is the only thing we've
had that's worth sharing.
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The first thing
I'm gonna do
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is go down to Principal
Littledove's house
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and cut donuts
on his front lawn.
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Okay, why don't you take it
tomorrow and Wednesday
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and I'll take it on...
Excuse me?
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What?
What are you doing?
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Nothing, I'm just
making up a schedule.
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Why do you get to
make up the schedule?
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What's the problem?
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I'm giving you
the first day.
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So what?
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You're not the boss
of everyone.
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Look, I'm the one
who put together the engine.
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Well, I'm the one
that paid for it.
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You wouldn't even have it
if I didn't see it.
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Shut up, Dewey.
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You shut up!
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Look, it's not
even fixed yet.
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There's no point
in fighting...
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I get it on Sundays!
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You do not!
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Dewey, you're too short
to even ride it.
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I'm in the 40th percentile.
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And you're too stupid
to ride it.
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Would you guys chill out?
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Shut up!
Yeah, Malcolm!
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You may be able
to boss around
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your loser Krelboynes,
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but normal people don't
have to listen to you.
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Quit talking and hit him.
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You don't have
any friends.
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Mom told you you're never
allowed to talk about that.
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Let's have a hand
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for Cadet Drew
and his father,
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direct from the showrooms
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of Atlantic City.
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That was just riveting.
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And, now, we have a few more
awards to give out.
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Now, now,
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we have a lot of students, and
they all deserve recognition.
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The award for
the best history essay
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by a junior or sophomore
goes to...
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Cadet Eric.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks.
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We're so proud
of our Eric.
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We're the luckiest
dads in the world.
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It wa a great essay.
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I had a shot at the "C"
till he screwed up
the curve.
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They sure are giving out
a lot of awards, huh?
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
This is just ridiculous.
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He gives these
things out like candy.
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And now
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the award for the cadet
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who has shown
the most improvement.
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This young lad came to Marlin
as a delinquent jack-a-ninny
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without the slightest
sign of potential.
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And yet, in a mere
year and a half,
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he has started
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to turn himself around.
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He's not all the way there yet,
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but he is on the path
to becoming
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an outstanding member
of the Marlin family.
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I proudly present...
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Cadet Gordie.
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This is nice, you know?
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Sitting around with family,
eating together, sharing.
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What'd you do today, buddy?
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Nothing. I'm too short.
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I wouldn't worry about that,
sport.
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I bet you probably have
the biggest head
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in your whole class.
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Am I too stupid
to have some more peas?
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I don't think there are
any rules on that, Chief.
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Yeah, this is nice.
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I remember when I was your age,
not a care in the world.
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Me and my imaginary brother
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outside in the yard
building forts all day.
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Yep, good times.
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Where do you think you're going?
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To the garage!
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Not alone, you're not!
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I'm coming, too!
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You're all excused.
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Kids.
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Hey, genius,
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you going to be done
any time this year?
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If you'd just shut up and left
me alone, it'd be fixed by now.
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You two disgust me.
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All right, this should do it.
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Let me do it.
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I'm doing it.
Me, me, me, me!
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I told you I could fix it.
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Way to go, jackass.
Now get out of my way.
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Get off!
It's mine!
No!
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It's mine!
Get off!
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It's mine!
Mine!
Move!
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I found it
and I fixed it!
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It's mine!
Leave it alone!
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It's mine!
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LOIS:
It's nobody's!
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What's wrong with you kids?
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What are you doing?
Yeah, that's ours!
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We paid for it
with our own money!
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Well, that was pretty
stupid of you, wasn't it?
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There's no way
you're having a motorcycle.
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But, Mom, it's
not a motorcycle.
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It's just
a little minibike.
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It's a motorcycle.
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It's not a motorcycle!
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It's two feet high.
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It was made
specifically for kids.
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Two wheels. Motor.
Motorcycle.
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Look, I... I understand
that, uh, Francis
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is never going to be
the perfect kid.
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You see,
what I'm asking for here
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is, is just a little...
ray of hope.
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Anything at all?
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Francis is...
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...not interested in learning.
262
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,881
Francis is...
263
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,649
interested in causing trouble.
264
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:53,486
I'm sorry to have to say that,
but I have seen his type before.
265
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,955
All he likes to do
266
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,357
is flout authority.
267
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,359
He has contempt for rules.
268
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,029
He lives to undermine
and destroy.
269
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,330
He feels
no compunction...
270
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,397
Okay.
271
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:08,368
I get it.
272
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,504
Isn't there anything
positive you can tell me?
273
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,908
Sorry.
274
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,646
Oh, wait.
275
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,647
Yes?
276
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,084
Do you want chicken
or fish tonight?
277
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,522
Look, Mom,
I don't think you realize
278
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,358
how much we really want
this bike.
279
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,661
I looked over your tax return,
and I think I could save you
280
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,596
about $1,200...
281
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,331
if you make it
worth my while.
282
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,599
No.
283
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,504
You know that dog
that keeps you up every night?
284
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,674
I could take him
for a little... "walk."
285
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,276
No!
286
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,610
I want it! I want it!
287
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,079
I hate you! I want it!
288
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,513
I wish I was dead!
289
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,518
Detailed information
on every unsolved breakage
290
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,688
or disappearance in this house
for the last two years.
291
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,690
No!
292
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,026
Doing laundry, huh?
293
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,294
Yes, Craig.
294
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,396
Well, don't even think
of doing my stuff.
295
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,799
I'm the only guy
that handles my used underpants,
296
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,633
thank you very much.
297
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,969
Of course, shame
to waste electricity
298
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,405
if you got the room.
299
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,542
Okay, Mom,
we thought about it
300
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,643
and we understand
301
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,879
that you're worried
about us getting hurt,
302
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,447
so we promise we'll
always wear helmets
303
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,615
when we ride the minibike.
304
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,783
And in addition to the helmets,
305
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,218
we'll also wear
elbow and knee pads
306
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,419
no matter how dorky we look.
307
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,822
And we'll only ride it
in the park.
308
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,389
And only under
your supervision
309
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,926
when you say so and
when you're with us.
310
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:39,827
No.
311
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,627
Wait!
312
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,461
No!
313
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,662
This isn't fair!
314
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,164
You don't get
to just say no!
315
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,732
Yes, I do.
No, you don't!
316
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,634
You can't just make
a blanket statement
317
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,302
that covers
everything.
318
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,770
There has to be some scenario
319
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,605
where you'll let us
ride the bike.
320
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,607
I mean, what if I was
a trained athlete
321
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,776
who practiced on a simulator
for 15 years
322
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,612
and wore Kevlar body armor
in a field of marshmallows?
323
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,680
I would still say no.
324
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,915
Now stop bothering me.
325
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,016
I don't know, Lois.
326
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,751
The boys sound
pretty reasonable to me.
327
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,019
Stay out of this, Craig.
328
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,988
Hey! I live here, too, don't I?
329
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,823
Sorry, baby.
330
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,959
Mom's just doing this
'cause she can't stand
331
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,861
that we were
actually working together.
332
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,997
I know. Fixing that
bike up was the best
time we ever had.
333
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,431
I never wanted it to end.
334
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,101
Yeah. We were
a perfect team.
335
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,302
We still are.
336
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,471
The three of us,
we're going to work together
337
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,705
and find a way to beat her.
338
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,640
She's going down.
339
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:31,011
Hey... wait a minute.
340
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:39,686
Boys! I need some help!
341
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:40,988
Oh.
342
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,890
What's this?
343
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,893
Looks like a picture
of you on a horse.
344
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,727
What were you,
about Dewey's age?
345
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,332
What are you doing with this?
346
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,401
This looks
awfully dangerous.
347
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,635
Look at that.
348
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,504
No padding, no helmet.
349
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,139
Did you ever fall?
350
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,540
What does this
have to do with...?
351
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,076
We're asking the questions.
352
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,244
MALCOLM:
So, according
353
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,478
to your logic,
354
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,014
a two-foot fall
from a minibike
355
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,049
is more dangerous
than a six-foot fall
356
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,317
from a galloping horse?
357
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,852
That was a long time ago.
358
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,522
Before gravity?
359
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,757
I don't have time for this
right now.
360
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,326
I have to get ready...
361
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,529
I have to go to work.
362
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,663
Did you see that?
363
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,398
We totally rattled her!
Yeah!
364
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,533
We did it!
365
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,700
It worked!
366
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,735
We've got Mom!
367
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:29,903
What?
368
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,104
There's a chink in the armor!
369
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,239
We're going to do it!
370
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,174
If we just play it cool,
have a little patience,
371
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,076
we'll have the minibike
by the end of the week!
372
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,044
No, we won't.
373
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,111
It's broken.
374
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,546
What?
375
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,281
I snuck it out
for a ride.
376
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,782
And you know what?
377
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,217
They are dangerous.
378
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,123
You think Mom will notice?
379
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,765
You moron! Do you have any idea
what you've done?
380
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,367
We were so close!
We had her!
381
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,534
That's what I figured.
382
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,070
I wouldn't have taken it
otherwise.
383
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,137
I'm not an idiot.
384
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,539
I can't believe you would...
385
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,740
How was it?
386
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:08,708
It was awesome.
387
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,143
I looked really cool doing it.
388
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,245
I could see my reflection
in the car windows
389
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,913
right up until I hit
the mailbox.
390
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:17,417
Sometimes you just
embarrass me.
391
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,919
It's okay.
Mom doesn't have to find out.
392
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,221
I'll be fine.
393
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,589
My leg's really
starting to feel better.
394
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,392
Let's see it.
Ow!
395
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,294
Hi, Mom!
Hello.
396
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,996
Look, boys,
I was thinking about it,
397
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,598
and, uh, you're old enough
to deserve an explanation.
398
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:32,932
I was...
399
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,634
You don't always know
what's best for us!
400
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,503
You don't know
that we would have gotten hurt!
401
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,804
There's such a thing as trust!
402
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,239
I really think we've earned it!
403
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,408
Reese, I'm not saying
that I...
I don't have
404
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,742
to sit here and listen to this!
405
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,444
Yes, you do.
Oh, right.
406
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,246
Look, I'll tell you what.
407
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,847
How about I take you to the
skateboard park tonight, huh?
408
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,149
How does that sound?
409
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,584
Actually, I'm
pretty tired.
410
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,187
Me, too, and I think
I really want to get a jump
411
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,588
on next week's homework.
412
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,757
What's going on?
413
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,925
You guys are...
414
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,427
CRAIG:
Lois! Lois!
415
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,429
Oh, for God's sake!
416
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,131
What is it now?
417
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,533
What's the matter, Craig?
418
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,302
What does it say
on this jar?
419
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,670
"Craig."
420
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,805
Well, I'm glad someone
around here can read.
421
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,841
These jars come
with 14 pickles in them.
422
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,943
I had three yesterday,
two for lunch today
423
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,511
and one-and-a-half
for a snack,
424
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,781
and now there are six-and-a-half
pickles in this jar!
425
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,316
Simple math indicates...
426
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,218
Are you counting the one
in your hand?
427
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,655
Okay, false alarm.
428
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,426
We burned his house down.
We burned his house down.
429
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,301
Oh, th is the guy.
430
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,302
This is Francis.
431
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,636
What I want to know is,
432
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,837
how did you get the cow
433
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,506
onto the roof
of the gymnasium
434
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,674
in the first place?
435
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,675
Ah, that was easy.
436
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,177
The parachute was the problem.
437
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,544
Did you know
those things don't open
438
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,580
unless you're thousands of feet
in the air?
439
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,348
You live, you learn.
440
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,683
Did I ever tell you about that?
441
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,151
No.
442
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,687
Look at this: archery,
debating, field hockey...
443
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,555
Look at all these
clubs and teams,
444
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,191
and you're not
in any of them.
445
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,925
There isn't even
a picture of you
in the yearbook.
446
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,028
Look under Pete Zahut.
447
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,330
I don't want to look
under Pete Zahut.
448
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,999
No, no, no, if you say it
fast, it sounds like...
449
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,101
I don't believe this.
450
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,204
Francis... don't you
care about anything?
451
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,238
What?
452
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,440
In a school filled
with problem children,
453
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,709
you're the worst one here.
454
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,045
Wait, that's not true.
455
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,547
I can think of
three other guys
456
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,116
with longer records
than I have.
457
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,717
We have worked
and we've worked,
458
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,120
trying anything we can think of
to turn you around,
459
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,122
but nothing seems
to get through to you.
460
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,856
Come on, Dad.
461
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,592
No. You don't give a damn
about anything but yourself!
462
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,928
And, Francis, I don't like
saying these things,
463
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,463
but what am I supposed to do?
464
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,798
I-I feel like I have
to give up on my own son.
465
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:46,866
Dad...
466
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,337
You know, I can't even
look at you right now.
467
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,807
I don't remember
if we're hating each other
468
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,144
or liking each other,
but either way
469
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,378
I appreciate this.
470
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,046
Ah, it's been
two hours, Reese.
471
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,648
The swelling
isn't going down.
472
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,450
Look, you can see
his heartbeat.
473
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,219
Oh, man. We really
need to get you
to the hospital.
474
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,988
We can't! Mom will kill us
if she finds out about the bike.
475
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,423
This isn't about the bike!
476
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,325
We're screwed
for the next five years
477
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,493
on anything we'd like to do.
478
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,430
There's got to be some way
we can get you to the hospital
479
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,631
before she finds out.
480
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,300
Then we could come up
with a cover story.
481
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,235
Could you handle that?
Because I'm going to scream
482
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,936
into my pillow
for the next five minutes.
483
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:27,507
There's got to be some way
we can do this.
484
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,376
Have you seen
Jellybean's sweater?
485
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,780
I don't know why we have to go
all the way across town.
486
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,114
Seems kind of silly.
487
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,917
Craig, I promise,
it's the best ice cream in town.
488
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,119
Yeah, well, I'll be
the judge of that.
489
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,356
What was that?
490
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,525
REESE:
Ow!
491
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,693
Ow, my leg!
492
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,928
Ow. Ow.
493
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,431
Ow! Ow! Ow!
494
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,932
Ow!
495
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,934
Oh, my God! What did
I do? What did I do?
496
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,269
You ran over his leg!
497
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:58,871
What happened?
498
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,007
Oh, my God! Reese!
499
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,309
Ow!
500
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,910
Ow!
501
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,549
Oh, for God's sakes, Jonathan,
pull yourself together.
502
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,651
He'll be home
for your birthday.
503
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,322
You got a problem?
504
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,464
An untucked
505
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,532
shirttail, Cadet?
506
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,534
Is that what we teach you here?
507
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,168
To disgrace your uniform?
508
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,970
I think not.
509
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,239
Sir, his shirt
just came untucked
510
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,073
when he was hugging
his father.
511
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,074
You can't
yell at him
512
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,243
for hugging his father.
513
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,710
Francis...
No.
514
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,879
No, I'm glad you saw this.
515
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,181
This is exactly
what I was talking about.
516
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,917
Always undermining my authority.
517
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,654
Day in, day out,
it's the same thing.
518
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,491
Like when I had Cadet Dooley
run 600 laps of the perimeter
519
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,993
for an inside-out
pillowcase violation,
520
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,363
Francis organizes
a sit-in.
521
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,231
Or when I cut off
the electricity
522
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,033
to the fifth floor
for a contraband boom box,
523
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,402
he hijacks a generator
524
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,903
for them.
525
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,039
The boy lives to cause chaos.
526
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,841
He was hugging his dad!
527
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,710
In front of his own father,
528
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,179
he still defies me
at every turn.
529
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,947
And every time something
like that happens,
530
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,182
he challenges you?
531
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,350
Every time.
532
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,352
Even when he knows
he'll get in trouble?
533
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,121
That doesn't seem
to matter to him at all.
534
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,925
I understand.
535
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:30,297
I will deal with you later.
536
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,964
Look, Dad,
I just want to...
537
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,900
Shut up, son.
538
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,304
Oh, come here.
539
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,243
I can't believe
that plan actually worked.
540
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,413
We came up with it
in, like, two seconds.
541
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,548
Maybe we should do
more things half-assed.
542
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,949
Hey, Reese,
how's your leg?
543
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,150
Not bad.
544
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,985
The pain goes away
when I black out.
545
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,421
You guys want anything to drink?
546
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,588
Sure.
Great.
All right.
547
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,823
One more thing.
548
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,592
Did you really think
I wouldn't notice
549
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:03,162
a busted up minibike
half-buried in the sandbox?
550
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,766
Jellybean and I
are leaving now.
551
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,234
Once again, I'm very sorry.
552
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,603
I can't even look you people
in the eye.
553
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:17,510
I think we'll call this one
a wash.
554
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,184
I love you, Francis.
555
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,619
Good-bye.
556
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,054
Love you, too, Dad.
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