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Okay, I think I fixed the leak.
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Let me just reattach this here.
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Try it now.
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Now there's hot water
coming out of both taps.
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What?
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Is that really so bad?
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You always complain
there's not enough hot water.
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It wouldn't kill you
to hire a professional
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every once in a while.
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It costs $70 just
to get them in the house.
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Look, I know my work
isn't perfect,
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but I am saving us
a ton of money,
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and at least
the job gets done.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
there's someone at the door.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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HAL: The tension is palpable
here at the 8,215th
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Daily Shaving Olympics.
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Hal has lost crucial seconds
in his lathering,
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but he hopes to make it up
with his blade work.
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This is for the gold.
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LOIS:
Hal, boys, breakfast!
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Bacon Day!
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Dewey, don't be scared,
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but there's a big spider
next to you.
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Yeah, Dad. There's always
a spider on Bacon Day.
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You know, I'm not
feeling that good.
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I could give Dad
some of mine,
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but that's not really
in the true spirit of Bacon Day.
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Mom, my stomach hurts.
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So does mine.
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I'm not kidding,
it's really sore.
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Ow! It hurts!
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Shut up, Reese.
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Mom...
I see spots!
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Mommy!
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All right, that's enough.
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I don't care what test
you didn't study for
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or what assignment
you didn't do,
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you're going to school.
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You know, now that
you mention it...
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Everybody's going.
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Sir, what are you doing?
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Why are you taking
away our TV?
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It's for your
own good, cadet.
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But that is the only thing
that makes this place bearable.
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Television rots
the mind, cadet.
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How can you focus
on your studies
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and improve
your character
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if your brain is full of
your Morks and your Mindys?
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Now you'll have time for
more worthwhile endeavors.
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Write a letter. I'm sure
your parole officers
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will appreciate
the personal touch.
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Okay, that is ridiculous.
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I mean, we should do something.
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He's right.
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Spangler doesn't get
to make arbitrary decisions
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about our lives.
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He can't tell us
where to go and what to do.
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Oh, wait... he can.
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Face it, Francis,
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we're like prisoners
but without the rights.
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Okay, so we're helpless.
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But even helpless people
have options.
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History is full of supposedly
powerless people
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who found a way to stand up
to their oppressors.
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What are you talking about?
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Civil disobedience.
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You know, like a hunger strike.
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We could do that.
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I mean, he doesn't want a bunch
of starving kids on his hands.
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That would totally work.
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I don't know.
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Isn't that
a bit drastic?
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Can't we wait till
after lunch?
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What are we having?
Shepherd's pie.
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The strike starts now!
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Malcolm, why are you
walking like that?
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My side still hurts.
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But it's the weekend.
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Okay, everybody get in the car.
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We're going to the hospital.
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Mom, why does that man
have a lightbulb stuck...
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Dewey, get away from there.
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Dad, you okay?
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I'm fine, son.
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Just not a big fan
of hospitals.
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Oh, they can dress it up
with plants and pictures,
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but let's face it, this
place is a slaughterhouse.
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Hal...
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Okay, we've run some tests.
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His white count is 12.2,
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and with these acute
abdominal pains,
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I'm pretty sure we're
looking at appendicitis.
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We'll hold him
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for observation tonight,
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and then tomorrow
he'll probably need surgery.
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I'm having surgery?
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There's nothing
to worry about, son.
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You'll barely even have
a scar.
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If you can just sign
these release forms,
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we'll check him in.
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They're going
to cut you open?
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Like a trout.
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Don't worry,
you won't feel a thing;
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you'll be unconscious.
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Not necessarily.
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I saw this thing on TV
where this guy woke up
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in the middle
of his operation
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and could feel everything
they were doing,
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but he was paralyzed
and couldn't even scream.
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Reese, for the love of God,
stop talking.
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Mom...
Honey, don't worry about it.
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You're going to have
your own TV,
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you're going to have
people to wait on you;
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it's going to be
a lot better
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than being at home.
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Why do I have to stay
in the kids' ward?
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I'm sorry, honey,
but you're six months too young
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to have an adult room.
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I hear if you're
really good,
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they'll put apple juice
in your sippy cup.
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Dad, do you want to
wait out in the car?
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No. I'm okay.
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I'm fine.
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I'm on a beach.
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There's the surf,
there's sand,
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there's... needles.
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There's the horrible choking
stench of hospital antiseptic.
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Hal!
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Coming.
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I think I better take
your father home.
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You'll be okay.
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Hey, feel better, sport.
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Reese, give
your brother a hug.
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Aw, Mom.
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Do it!
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If you tell anyone
I hugged you,
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I'll put you
right back in here.
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Bye.
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Why did she make him hug me?
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Wait.
Why did she make him hug me?
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Wow, it's sure quiet
without Malcolm here.
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Poor little guy.
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There's an extra pork chop.
Mine!
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Go ahead. I'm stuffed.
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Me, too.
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So am I.
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I was just hoping someone
would fight me for it.
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Hey, can we play
"March and Conquer"?
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That game's no fun.
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Malcolm always creams us
in, like, five minutes.
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Yeah, can we?
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I... don't know.
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Please?
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We need at least three people
or we can't play.
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Oh, all right.
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Okay, Lois,
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let's see how well
you defend the Black Sea
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without Bosporus
and the Dardanelles.
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Yeah, yeah, just wait.
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Wow, it's been an hour
and I'm still in the game.
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I usually tip the board
over way before now.
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Guess what?
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We look just like
the family on the box.
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Oh, yeah.
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Can I be the little girl?
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Not on my watch, son.
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You want to play
"Go Fish"?
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No. I didn't want to
play five minutes ago.
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I didn't want to play
an hour ago.
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I don't want to play!
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You got any fives?
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And this is our
inflamed appendix.
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The patient arrived today
complaining
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of abdominal pain
in the right lower quadrant.
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Ow!
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We're going to have
to start him on an I.V.
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Cathryn?
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Oh, God.
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Not me again.
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Please!
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It'll be fine
this time, Cathryn.
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Accidents happen.
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Can maybe someone else...
Helmut will hold him still.
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If you feel pain,
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you can bite down on his hand
just as hard as you want.
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Helmut won't mind.
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How long has it been
since we ate?
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33 hours, 12 minutes.
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Oh, man, they're serving
dinner right now.
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Ten-hut!
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I found myself eating
the last several meals alone.
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Are we dieting?
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Don't tell me
it's prom season already.
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We're on a hunger strike, sir.
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We're not eating until
you return the television.
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Ah... passive resistance.
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The last resort
of slackers and sissies.
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What about Gandhi?
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Sissy.
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We're making a stand here, sir.
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We will not back down
until we get justice.
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Now let me see
if I've got this straight.
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I get to continue to eat,
but you don't.
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Ooh, I feel
the pressure already.
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Ow, make it stop.
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♪
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Go, Mom! Nice!
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Go, Mom!
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Okay, you can do this
the easy way
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and surrender with dignity,
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or I can destroy you.
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You forget,
I still have Antarctica,
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gateway to New Zealand.
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You got nothing.
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Any roll
other than three,
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and the world is mine.
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Three, three, three.
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Three.
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Yeah!
Yay!
Yes!
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Oh, sorry, honey,
you tried really hard.
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And for a while there, I thought
you might actually be...
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Rematch.
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All right.
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Hal, it's after
midnight.
Rematch.
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Set up the board.
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I'll do it.
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Here he is.
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What?
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You just keep quiet.
You're in good hands.
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This is to keep
your head still
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so Mr. Laser
can do his job.
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Huh?
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Psst.
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Shh.
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Oh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
They made me use a bedpan
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even though I could walk.
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They turned off the lights at
6:30 so I couldn't even read.
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And last night, some man
put a metal cage on my head.
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They were going to operate
on my brain.
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:
Bedpan.
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Sweetie, I'm sure
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it was just a bad dream.
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Besides, I'm feeling
a lot better now.
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I don't even think
I need surgery.
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It's okay. Surgery makes
everybody a little scared.
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Trust me, this is going
to be over before you know it.
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HAL: Between
the stench of disease
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and all those waffles,
I don't feel very well.
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What waffles?
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Oh, man, you missed it.
263
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,823
We went to Pancake Pete's.
264
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,624
We never go out to breakfast.
265
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,893
Well, we stayed up late
playing March and Conquer,
266
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,394
and your mother was
too tired to cook.
267
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:04,064
You guys played
March and Conquer without me?
268
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,866
Oh, Malcolm, you didn't
miss anything last night.
269
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,334
These guys
are a bunch of pushovers.
270
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:11,138
Pushovers? I held
Kamchatka for three hours.
271
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,472
Look, we're going to take
the boys home,
272
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,007
and then your dad and I
will be back
273
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,675
in time for your operation,
okay?
274
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,815
Dewey, you're
wearing my shirt.
275
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,917
Am I?
276
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,492
I'm so hungry.
277
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,095
I think
we proved our point.
278
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:40,533
Guys, this hunger strike will
only work if we stick together.
279
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,435
Now, we can do this.
280
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,004
Our stomachs have shrunk.
281
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,405
The hardest part is over.
282
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,275
SPANGLER:
Good morning, cadets.
283
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,845
I must say, it is inspiring
284
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,847
to see young men
with the courage
285
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,784
to stand up for
the things they believe in.
286
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,786
Two whole days.
287
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:02,055
What an impressive show
of civil disobedience.
288
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,224
That's the kind of
intestinal fortitude
289
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,795
that can only be properly
honored by an omelet bar.
290
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,201
Tempting us with food
isn't going to work, sir.
291
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,402
Of course not.
292
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,804
These delicious eggs
293
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,106
and choice of scrumptious
fillings are for me.
294
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,740
Now, here's my dilemma.
295
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,210
What shall I put
in my omelet?
296
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,112
Black forest ham?
297
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,746
Imported cheese?
298
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,782
Porcini mushrooms?
299
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,784
Porcini?
300
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:31,985
Oh, what the heck!
301
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,286
Give me the works.
302
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,488
Mmm.
303
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,058
DABNEY: There's our
fallen comrade.
304
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,927
I love Room 124.
305
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,062
STEVE:
When's the...
306
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,931
appendix...
307
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,765
coming out?
308
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,801
Tonight, but-- I don't know--
I'm feeling better.
309
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,669
Maybe I don't need
the operation.
310
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,805
What are you talking about?!
311
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,340
Of course
you need the operation!
312
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,008
But what if...
Don't you understand?
313
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,776
You're sitting on a gold mine.
314
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,847
Ride the guilt train, baby,
as far as it'll take you.
315
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,514
My adenoids got
me this watch.
316
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:05,218
My strangulated testicle
got me a week at Disneyland.
317
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,756
I'm one.... procedure...
318
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,691
from a...
319
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,827
Range Rover.
320
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,529
Well, we got two hours
till we have to
321
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,831
go back to the hospital.
322
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,499
You want to order in
or eat leftovers?
323
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,868
Well, I'd say "you decide,"
324
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,802
but then I'd be a
pushover, wouldn't I?
325
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:23,937
What are you talking about?
326
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,272
March and Conquer.
327
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,606
You called me a pushover.
328
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,841
Don't deny it.
329
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,542
Come on, honey, I trounced you.
330
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,544
Just because you got
all the good dice rolls
331
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,646
and you weren't saddled
with Brazil to protect.
332
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,215
A-And I wouldn't
call it "trounced."
333
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,483
What would you say?
334
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,717
Demolished?
335
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,321
Creamed?
336
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,191
Annihilated?
337
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,726
Get the board.
338
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,330
How are you, Tiger?
339
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,066
I want you to note
the bedside manner.
340
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,301
Dr. Harrison,
I'm glad you're here.
341
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,336
I wanted to talk to you.
342
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,205
I feeling a lot better now,
343
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,739
and my temperature's been down
for six hours,
344
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,075
and I'm thinking
that maybe my first blood test
345
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,676
wasn't accurate.
346
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,079
Now, this is what we call
a hysterical patient.
347
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,647
I'm not hysterical.
348
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,682
I just think it'd be smart
to run another blood test
349
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,418
before you commit
to cutting me open.
350
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,586
Why, that's a terrific idea.
351
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,555
Really terrific.
352
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,290
We'll see you later.
353
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,760
What's wrong with you people?!
354
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,495
Labs make mistakes!
355
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,531
Listen to me!
356
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,767
I declare war
on that blue country!
357
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,236
Reese, why
are you attacking me?
358
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,270
Your dad's wide open.
359
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,072
What are you
saying, Lois,
360
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,574
that the boys and I have formed
a secret alliance against you?
361
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,646
Hal, that's my foot
you're tapping Morse code onto.
362
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,785
I can't take this anymore.
363
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,389
If I don't eat soon,
I'm going to pass out.
364
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,058
This isn't worth it.
365
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,725
I agree with Finley.
366
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,594
Who are you?
367
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,363
Your roommate.
368
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,365
Oh. Yeah.
369
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,900
Hey, after the luau,
you want to go parasailing?
370
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:01,935
What?
371
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,536
Snap out of it.
372
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,738
You're talking crazy.
373
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,240
Why would we have a luau
374
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,242
when we're trapped in
a disabled submarine?
375
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,477
Wait.
376
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,711
I hear tapping.
377
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,746
Come on, guys,
we're doing good.
378
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,149
I think we're on
the right track here.
379
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:19,886
If we keep this up,
Commandant...
380
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,254
Uh...
381
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:21,888
Spangler?
382
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,157
Yes. Spangler.
383
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,093
Commandant Spangler
will have no choice
384
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,961
but to meet our demands.
385
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,130
Francis?
386
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,402
It's time we talked.
387
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,305
Will you gentlemen
excuse us, please?
388
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,989
Take your time.
389
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,592
Yes! Madagascar is mine!
390
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,294
Let me see those dice.
391
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,630
Are you accusing me
of cheating?!
392
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,365
Don't be ridiculous.
393
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,672
That's the pizza
delivery man.
394
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,873
Why don't you get it?
395
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,278
So my artillery can
mysteriously disappear
396
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,847
like it did when I went
to get a glass of water.
397
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,382
Or when I went to the bathroom
398
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,884
and your tanks just materialized
on my border.
399
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,519
I'm not getting it.
400
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,360
Come in!
401
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,495
WOMAN:
It's locked!
402
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,498
Try the window!
403
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,966
What?!
404
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,701
Haven't you ever delivered
pizza before?!
405
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,470
Come in through the window!
406
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,073
It's locked, too!
407
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,447
Okay, thanks anyway!
408
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,490
Here. Take this.
409
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,723
What's this for?
410
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,159
Sedatives.
411
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,194
Your surgery has
been moved up.
412
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,362
What do you mean, moved up?
413
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,696
My parents aren't even here.
414
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,566
I'm sure they've
been notified.
415
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,001
Look, I'm not taking these
416
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,836
until after I get
another blood test.
417
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:19,005
Take the pills.
418
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,339
No! I'm not going to!
419
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,608
You can't force...
420
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,578
I know you are frightened,
421
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,914
and that is normal
for a little boy.
422
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:31,050
But now you must let
the grown-ups handle things.
423
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:35,122
All you have to do is relax
and let the pills take effect.
424
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,058
That's a good boy.
425
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,148
It's your move, Reese.
426
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,882
What are you going to do?
427
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,151
I don't know!
428
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,418
I'm hungry.
429
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,154
Reese, if you attack me,
you're grounded.
430
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,122
If you don't attack
her, you're grounded!
431
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,257
Stop it!
432
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,824
I don't want
to play anymore!
433
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:12,925
I hate this game.
434
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,294
It's never been this horrible,
435
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,763
even when Malcolm
was kicking our butts.
436
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,333
He's right.
437
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,101
Look what we've become.
438
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,936
Without Malcolm
humiliating us,
439
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,105
our worst competitive
instincts took over.
440
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,842
I'm ashamed for all of us.
441
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,345
So, you're quitting?
442
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,080
Let it go, Lois.
443
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,948
Ah, you're right.
444
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,850
Reese, do the honors.
445
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,654
Good. Now, who
wants to go outside
446
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,956
and watch me burn
the evil game?
447
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,793
I have to admit, cadet,
448
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,329
I thought you boys would
have surrendered by now,
449
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,464
but instead,
you have shown
450
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,533
:
strength of will, teamwork,
451
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,134
and a willingness to sacrifice.
452
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,669
Well done.
453
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,371
With what?
454
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,539
The strike.
455
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,441
Right, right, the strike.
456
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,810
Well, that's good, 'cause...
457
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,778
we weren't going to do...
458
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,516
the thing...
until we got back...
459
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,851
Well, you know.
460
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,189
Yes, I believe I do.
461
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,026
:
Shall we discuss terms?
462
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,294
We did it.
463
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,529
The strike's over.
464
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,530
We won!
465
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,568
We got his magic hat!
466
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,204
What about
the television?
467
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,506
Huh?
468
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,011
Here's your
blood test, man.
469
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,480
Thanks. Here's my urine.
470
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,349
Good luck on the drug test,
471
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,684
but I really think
you should get some help.
472
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,187
I knew it!
473
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,324
Oh, good-- Helmut.
474
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,025
I've been looking all over
for you.
475
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,494
I have great news.
476
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,195
You see, I just had
another blood test,
477
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,765
and it shows that I really
don't need surgery, because...
478
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,433
If the blood count
goes down to normal,
479
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,034
that means
it isn't appendicitis.
480
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,403
It was probably
just a transient infection
481
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,104
or maybe even a cold sore.
482
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,139
Yes, little boy.
483
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,713
I need...
to talk to Dr. Harrison.
484
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,615
Count backwards from a hundred.
485
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,884
HARRISON:
Hi there, sport.
486
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,919
We'll have that
appendix out in no time.
487
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,392
HARRISON:
Okay, scalpel.
488
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,960
Huh? Hold on a second.
489
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,864
"Do not operate.
490
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,568
'H' and 'H': 16 and 47,
platelets: 310..."
491
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,237
These are blood
test results.
492
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,406
"White count: 8.4"?
493
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,073
Is that right?
494
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,142
"I will sue your ass
for malpract..."
495
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:46,813
Uh, maybe we should
run another blood test.
496
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,214
Spangler was right.
497
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,916
Who needs television?
498
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,384
This is nice.
499
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:55,388
Get some fresh air,
some exercise.
500
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,089
Nice drive.
501
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,157
Thanks.
502
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,393
I think this
hat is magic.
503
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,096
Right, Francis?
504
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,298
Uh-huh.
505
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:08,034
Oh, remember
to replace your divots.
506
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,638
There's nothing
like two days at the hospital
507
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,506
to make you appreciate
your own home.
508
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,574
Give me that!
509
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,642
Oh, my God!
510
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,143
Look at Malcolm's
hospital bill.
511
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,745
I'd hate to think
what it'd cost
512
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,246
if he'd actually
had the operation.
513
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,081
There goes
our summer vacation.
514
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,652
So we have to pay even
though he was faking?
515
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,286
I wasn't faking.
516
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,955
I'm the one who figured out
they were wrong, remember?
517
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,823
Well, if you're
such a genius,
518
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,959
why didn't you
figure it out sooner?
519
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,496
Well, son, you want
to answer that for us all?
520
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,297
Nothing like ten seconds at home
521
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,467
to make you appreciate
the hospital.
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