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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:27,552 The city of corinth... Has received their invitation 2 00:00:27,639 --> 00:00:30,849 To the first ever worldwide inter-city games 3 00:00:30,936 --> 00:00:33,979 And says... 4 00:00:34,065 --> 00:00:36,024 "yes"! 5 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:37,110 - That's great news! 6 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:38,779 Is he dead? That's obviously bad news 7 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,091 And his life shouldn't be trivialized, 8 00:00:40,116 --> 00:00:41,991 But put him in the "yes" pile! Yes! 9 00:00:42,036 --> 00:00:43,660 So we've got how many cities coming? 10 00:00:43,747 --> 00:00:44,747 - Four. - Amazing! 11 00:00:44,873 --> 00:00:46,623 The games are happening! 12 00:00:49,421 --> 00:00:51,755 - You don't have to take out the people, son. 13 00:00:51,841 --> 00:00:54,041 We have people for that. - I'm taking it to my lab. 14 00:00:54,094 --> 00:00:56,386 I've been getting into dead bodies lately. 15 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:57,807 Scientifically. 16 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,684 - Where is it scientific to study dead people, egypt? 17 00:01:00,772 --> 00:01:02,480 They get up to stuff down there. 18 00:01:02,607 --> 00:01:04,023 - You love killing people! 19 00:01:04,109 --> 00:01:06,902 - Yeah, and then I leave 'em alone like a normal person. 20 00:01:06,947 --> 00:01:09,447 - I'll do what I want and nobody can stop me! 21 00:01:11,454 --> 00:01:13,621 Can I get a servant to help me not be stopped? 22 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:23,925 ? ? 23 00:01:39,912 --> 00:01:41,557 - It is exciting that our city will be hosting 24 00:01:41,582 --> 00:01:42,706 All these other cities. 25 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:45,625 I know a recipe for an orgy when I hear one. 26 00:01:45,671 --> 00:01:47,231 - You hear recipes for orgies every day. 27 00:01:47,331 --> 00:01:49,756 - It's a pretty simple recipe. - Prove it. 28 00:01:49,802 --> 00:01:51,719 - Can you guys not be gross while I'm eating? 29 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:52,971 I gotta build my strength 30 00:01:53,015 --> 00:01:54,764 So I can rip out some spines in these games. 31 00:01:54,809 --> 00:01:56,809 - These aren't those kind of games, stupendous. 32 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:58,832 Everyone's spine is staying right inside their backs. 33 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:00,815 - Then what are we gonna count to know who won? 34 00:02:00,902 --> 00:02:02,421 - The whole point of this event is to show that 35 00:02:02,446 --> 00:02:05,572 Cities can coexist peacefully. - Ok, I'm out. 36 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,450 - Stupendous, do as your brother says. 37 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:08,702 These games are a great idea. 38 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:11,331 - Wow, mum. Your support is confusing. 39 00:02:11,417 --> 00:02:14,627 - They've truly earned the name "the deliria games." 40 00:02:14,713 --> 00:02:16,546 And some kind of banner. Just riffing here. 41 00:02:16,674 --> 00:02:18,049 - No longer confusing. 42 00:02:18,093 --> 00:02:19,885 - I suppose if they're named after me, 43 00:02:19,971 --> 00:02:22,199 I'll have to make an appearance at the closing ceremonies. 44 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:25,601 Can't do that without a song. Songs need choreography. 45 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,437 I guess me descending from the heavens 46 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:28,773 On a giant golden swing? 47 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:30,067 My hands are tied. 48 00:02:30,153 --> 00:02:33,571 - Mum, do you have to take over everything I do? 49 00:02:33,658 --> 00:02:35,407 - No, I can take over a lot of things. 50 00:02:35,494 --> 00:02:36,785 The weather for instance. 51 00:02:36,871 --> 00:02:39,580 Hope there's not a tornado coming... Of scorpions. 52 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:40,916 - "deliria games" it is. 53 00:02:41,002 --> 00:02:42,835 - I'll enslave some dancers! 54 00:02:44,006 --> 00:02:46,173 - There he is! Welcome to the games, neighbor! 55 00:02:46,259 --> 00:02:48,093 - I came to keep you from getting killed. 56 00:02:48,179 --> 00:02:50,346 Do you know who you've invited to your city? 57 00:02:50,391 --> 00:02:52,933 Zika the brutal? Papatonis the destroyer? 58 00:02:53,019 --> 00:02:55,561 - These titles never mean what they sound like. 59 00:02:55,607 --> 00:02:57,691 Maybe zika is brutally honest. 60 00:02:57,819 --> 00:02:59,777 Maybe papatonis destroyed poverty. 61 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:01,946 - Petra, the biter-off-er of penises? 62 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,366 - That could be her married name? 63 00:03:04,412 --> 00:03:07,705 Anyway, don't forget something: You and I were enemies, 64 00:03:07,749 --> 00:03:09,958 Then I invited you in, and now we're friends. 65 00:03:10,044 --> 00:03:11,085 - Fair point. As a friend, 66 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:12,963 Can I ask you a favor? - Anything. 67 00:03:13,049 --> 00:03:14,944 - Pretend you don't know me when the other guys get here. 68 00:03:14,969 --> 00:03:16,093 If they all attack at once, 69 00:03:16,178 --> 00:03:17,761 I don't want to get my ass kicked. 70 00:03:17,848 --> 00:03:19,389 Hey! Look who's here! 71 00:03:19,392 --> 00:03:22,143 Did you see how poorly defended this nerd's walls are? 72 00:03:22,229 --> 00:03:23,145 Sorry. 73 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:26,314 - Welcome. I'm tyrannis, the host. 74 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,443 - I'm papatonis. 75 00:03:27,528 --> 00:03:29,653 Let's shake hands. Whoops! 76 00:03:29,741 --> 00:03:31,866 Guess I'm fixing my hair instead. 77 00:03:31,952 --> 00:03:33,869 I invented that. - Don't let him bully you. 78 00:03:33,912 --> 00:03:35,579 I'm zika. Nice to meet you. 79 00:03:35,623 --> 00:03:36,934 - Nice to meet you. - I'm kidding. 80 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:38,311 Why would it be nice to meet anyone? 81 00:03:38,336 --> 00:03:40,837 The world is merciless, stupid. - I agree. 82 00:03:40,882 --> 00:03:43,716 But I believe we can change that together. Drinks? 83 00:03:43,761 --> 00:03:44,843 Nice try. 84 00:03:44,888 --> 00:03:46,512 We know how poison works. 85 00:03:46,598 --> 00:03:48,681 - Ok. 86 00:03:48,726 --> 00:03:50,206 - Crack that whip next to my son again 87 00:03:50,261 --> 00:03:52,479 And I'll turn your face inside out, 88 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,856 Which would be an improvement. 89 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,776 You live with your mother? 90 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:57,320 - She lives with me. 91 00:03:57,406 --> 00:04:01,033 Listen, I've set up a very nice luxury skybox in the arena, 92 00:04:01,119 --> 00:04:03,244 Where we can all watch the games together. 93 00:04:03,331 --> 00:04:05,164 In the meantime, make yourselves at home. 94 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:08,335 - We've never met. - I'm asskill. 95 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,968 I'm so sorry. 96 00:04:14,013 --> 00:04:15,971 - Mum, please don't make me look like a kid 97 00:04:16,016 --> 00:04:17,118 In front of the other kings. 98 00:04:17,143 --> 00:04:20,061 I'm about to pitch them my big thing. 99 00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:23,023 You know, my thing? The world's first empire? 100 00:04:23,060 --> 00:04:25,027 A centralized network of multiple cities 101 00:04:25,114 --> 00:04:27,114 And a mutually beneficial alliance? 102 00:04:27,149 --> 00:04:28,426 - Can't you just do some push-ups? 103 00:04:28,451 --> 00:04:29,784 - You never get me! 104 00:04:29,912 --> 00:04:32,496 - Just don't get assassinated before my closing number. 105 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,040 All right, failures! 106 00:04:34,168 --> 00:04:37,419 Let's actually try this time. A-five, six, seven, eight! 107 00:04:37,464 --> 00:04:41,133 No, stop, stop. How can you be this bad? 108 00:04:41,178 --> 00:04:43,095 - Shouldn't someone tell us what the moves are? 109 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:44,222 Is that? All right. 110 00:04:44,308 --> 00:04:46,267 Full disclosure, first time choreographing. 111 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,393 Right, here's what I want. 112 00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:49,437 Five, six, seven, eight. 113 00:04:49,524 --> 00:04:50,898 Come on, like you want it. 114 00:04:50,985 --> 00:04:53,318 Like you're controlling your own bodies. 115 00:04:53,655 --> 00:04:54,988 - Isn't it nice to take a break 116 00:04:55,032 --> 00:04:57,116 From your dark, corpse-filled lab 117 00:04:57,202 --> 00:05:00,162 And get outside, see the sun, have fun with the people? 118 00:05:00,206 --> 00:05:01,747 - I have plenty of fun with the people. 119 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,333 - I mean the living people. 120 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:05,044 Son, as monsters, 121 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:08,131 We have to be careful about our messaging. 122 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,177 Bad monsters kill people, 123 00:05:09,219 --> 00:05:11,428 Good monsters have sex with people. 124 00:05:11,472 --> 00:05:13,890 Trust me, that's where the action is. 125 00:05:13,976 --> 00:05:17,060 - Dad, my outer membrane is reproductive jelly. 126 00:05:17,148 --> 00:05:18,898 I'm technically having sex all the time. 127 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:20,692 And just because I'm not like you 128 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:21,935 Doesn't mean I'm a bad monster. 129 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,990 Someone's been murdered! 130 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:27,577 - Ooh, a freshie! That's super rare. 131 00:05:27,622 --> 00:05:28,913 Let's go! 132 00:05:30,209 --> 00:05:32,667 - Dear god, who does this? It's barbaric. 133 00:05:32,712 --> 00:05:34,128 They didn't even eat a single piece. 134 00:05:34,215 --> 00:05:36,632 - Of course they didn't. They were having too much fun. 135 00:05:36,676 --> 00:05:38,092 That's why they didn't stop. 136 00:05:38,179 --> 00:05:39,803 I need to get this body back to my lab. 137 00:05:39,890 --> 00:05:42,349 - Son, no. The humans are watching. 138 00:05:42,477 --> 00:05:46,229 - Yeah, they're watching me invent forensic science. 139 00:05:46,316 --> 00:05:49,100 To catch this killer, I need to get inside his head, 140 00:05:49,153 --> 00:05:51,612 By running my fingers through his victim's guts. 141 00:05:51,657 --> 00:05:53,740 Support me! - All right. 142 00:05:53,785 --> 00:05:55,534 My son and I are taking this body. 143 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:56,787 But we're good monsters. 144 00:05:56,873 --> 00:05:59,666 Our motivations are quite sexual. 145 00:05:59,710 --> 00:06:01,252 - Nice save, dad. 146 00:06:02,547 --> 00:06:05,215 - So you see, we trade olives for leather, 147 00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:08,470 Leather for spices, spices for cattle, 148 00:06:08,515 --> 00:06:09,889 Use the cattle for milk, 149 00:06:10,017 --> 00:06:12,977 Which we then trade for, wait for it, olives! 150 00:06:13,063 --> 00:06:16,439 And krapopolis will be the city that started it all. 151 00:06:16,527 --> 00:06:17,818 - Seems complicated, but, 152 00:06:17,903 --> 00:06:19,736 Hey, I'm just the guy you pay to reassure you. 153 00:06:19,823 --> 00:06:21,990 - And you're doing a bang up job. 154 00:06:22,076 --> 00:06:24,576 Too bad you're not the guy I pay to get sarcasm? 155 00:06:24,622 --> 00:06:26,914 - People from all over have gathered to watch 156 00:06:27,001 --> 00:06:29,668 Whatever this is going to be. 157 00:06:29,713 --> 00:06:31,879 - Maybe it's because our lives only consist of work, 158 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:33,257 Suffering and death, 159 00:06:33,343 --> 00:06:35,385 But I for one am excited to be here! 160 00:06:35,471 --> 00:06:39,307 - Are you guys gonna talk like that the whole time? 161 00:06:39,394 --> 00:06:42,437 - Not sure what you mean. It's just how we talk. 162 00:06:42,523 --> 00:06:43,647 - Here come the athletes! 163 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:48,529 Players from each city are now holding rocks. 164 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,411 - Players, stack! 165 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:55,789 - Peace. Peace. Peace. 166 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:58,335 Peace. Peace. Peace. 167 00:06:58,379 --> 00:07:01,005 - What kind of idiot thinks stacking a bunch of rocks 168 00:07:01,051 --> 00:07:03,509 Counts as a game? - My idiot brother, that's who. 169 00:07:03,596 --> 00:07:04,887 - Sounds like a real idiot. 170 00:07:04,973 --> 00:07:06,806 - Except you don't get to say that about him. 171 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:07,974 Only I do. 172 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,810 Stack your rock, little muscle man. 173 00:07:09,855 --> 00:07:12,606 I'll "stack a rock" you! 174 00:07:14,111 --> 00:07:17,112 - Some kind of rock check. - Getting interesting. 175 00:07:19,953 --> 00:07:21,286 - Hey, check it out. 176 00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:23,872 I didn't know these games would involve violence. 177 00:07:24,919 --> 00:07:29,380 - Official deliria games wine! 178 00:07:31,011 --> 00:07:33,011 Collectible goblets! 179 00:07:33,098 --> 00:07:34,847 - Enjoying your own games? 180 00:07:34,892 --> 00:07:36,683 - I am but a humble wine vendor. 181 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:38,560 - Relax, deliria. No shame. 182 00:07:38,647 --> 00:07:40,772 I once caught athena pretending to be the bull 183 00:07:40,858 --> 00:07:42,900 At her own sacrifice. - Ha! Loser. 184 00:07:42,986 --> 00:07:45,654 - Popping in to tell you that your event 185 00:07:45,741 --> 00:07:47,116 Has drawn some impressives. 186 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:49,868 Over my shoulder, peregrine falcon, don't look, 187 00:07:49,914 --> 00:07:51,914 Falcon perched on the... Don't look! 188 00:07:52,042 --> 00:07:54,793 That's aphrodite, baby. - You're kidding. 189 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:56,838 I thought that was a weirdly hot falcon. 190 00:07:56,924 --> 00:07:58,715 - And, front row, 191 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,927 You can look because he loves it, 192 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:02,805 Poseidon's nephew, broseidon. 193 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:04,975 - Ay, let's see some cool crap! 194 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:06,310 - Famous for being famous. 195 00:08:06,396 --> 00:08:09,439 Nobody likes him but he goes where the heat is, so... 196 00:08:09,484 --> 00:08:12,068 - So the heat is here! That's tremendous. 197 00:08:12,155 --> 00:08:14,405 - Here's hoping you can keep it on your side. 198 00:08:14,491 --> 00:08:15,907 Super speed! 199 00:08:15,994 --> 00:08:17,994 - It's as if this event has gone from a peaceful, 200 00:08:18,038 --> 00:08:21,081 Somewhat anticlimactic stacking of rocks 201 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,543 To some kind of battle over collecting rocks! 202 00:08:29,138 --> 00:08:30,657 - It doesn't really seem like your royal friends... 203 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:31,682 - They'll be here. 204 00:08:31,725 --> 00:08:33,224 They're probably just entranced by 205 00:08:33,311 --> 00:08:35,102 The peaceful majesty of my games. 206 00:08:35,189 --> 00:08:37,564 - I don't think the games are very peaceful anymore. 207 00:08:37,609 --> 00:08:38,483 - What? - Yeah. 208 00:08:38,526 --> 00:08:39,734 Your sister kind of invented 209 00:08:39,778 --> 00:08:42,154 More of a competitive violence-driven thing. 210 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,115 It's kind of a hit. Well, not kind of. 211 00:08:44,202 --> 00:08:45,784 It's actually mostly hitting. 212 00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:49,624 - She's undermining world peace. 213 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:51,960 And she must die! 214 00:08:55,677 --> 00:08:57,552 - Krapopolis has possession! 215 00:09:01,519 --> 00:09:02,267 Whoo! 216 00:09:02,354 --> 00:09:04,395 - Yeah! She came out of me! 217 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,775 - Good, mum. - I need you to stop stupendous. 218 00:09:07,861 --> 00:09:10,737 - Stop her? The games are a hit, dear. 219 00:09:10,824 --> 00:09:13,825 Look at that. 220 00:09:13,912 --> 00:09:15,348 - I don't know what the hell that is. 221 00:09:15,373 --> 00:09:17,706 - Isn't it obvious? Everyone loves watching your sister 222 00:09:17,751 --> 00:09:19,042 Beat other people's brains out 223 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:21,671 And it's all thanks to me in a roundabout sort of way. 224 00:09:21,799 --> 00:09:22,631 - That was never the point of this. 225 00:09:22,716 --> 00:09:23,818 - And what was the point again? 226 00:09:23,843 --> 00:09:25,301 - To get the other kings to listen to 227 00:09:25,429 --> 00:09:29,348 My inter-city peace whatever, so I'm putting a stop to this. 228 00:09:29,393 --> 00:09:31,393 - Where did you inherit your love of failure from? 229 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,896 - Help me or get out of my way. - I'll help. 230 00:09:36,027 --> 00:09:39,153 - It's the kind of help where you thank me later. 231 00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:41,241 - How much more can you learn from this? 232 00:09:41,286 --> 00:09:43,786 - Everything. I'm inventing something new. 233 00:09:43,872 --> 00:09:45,914 This is called profiling. 234 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:47,959 We're looking for a smart but weak man, 235 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,755 A skilled craftsman, lonely, frustrated, 236 00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:54,969 Works indoors, socially awkward, 237 00:09:55,055 --> 00:09:56,805 Just wants to be loved... 238 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:59,392 but they won't admit it. 239 00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:04,858 - They're saying with these murders, "screw you, everybody. 240 00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:06,153 "you think you're so great 241 00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:08,031 "because you make out with each other 242 00:10:08,117 --> 00:10:11,243 "and laugh together and mock me behind my back? 243 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,830 "but guess what, man? Guess what? 244 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:16,917 "you won't be so sexy if I fix you, 245 00:10:17,005 --> 00:10:21,299 If I make you look like I feel!" 246 00:10:22,972 --> 00:10:24,138 Anyway, um... 247 00:10:24,307 --> 00:10:25,951 That's who we're looking for. What do you think? 248 00:10:25,976 --> 00:10:28,727 - I think this killer sounds like a nice boy 249 00:10:28,772 --> 00:10:32,023 Who's just misunderstood. - Well, I think he's garbage. 250 00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:34,152 - Don't say that. - We need to catch him! 251 00:10:34,238 --> 00:10:36,781 - Maybe he needs to be caught... In a hug. 252 00:10:36,825 --> 00:10:39,117 - What is wrong with you? 253 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:42,831 I think I know where the killer will strike next! 254 00:10:42,918 --> 00:10:43,958 - That's good. 255 00:10:44,002 --> 00:10:45,919 That's the first step to stopping. 256 00:10:46,005 --> 00:10:50,383 - Yeah, I know. - I know you know. 257 00:10:50,428 --> 00:10:52,345 - I think I'm gonna do this part alone. 258 00:10:52,431 --> 00:10:55,015 - You can feel the energy in krapopolis 259 00:10:55,061 --> 00:10:57,061 As the deliria games enters 260 00:10:57,106 --> 00:10:59,022 Whatever comes after the beginning. 261 00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:01,233 Measurements of time are not really a thing yet. 262 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,070 - And we're giving you the play by play, 263 00:11:03,114 --> 00:11:05,948 Made possible by yanni's sound cones, 264 00:11:05,993 --> 00:11:08,077 Cones of wood that make you loud! 265 00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:09,955 - You've got to be kidding me. 266 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,379 - Smart defense. 267 00:11:14,464 --> 00:11:16,798 - You gotta spend rocks to gain rocks 268 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,926 And this is a game of rocks. 269 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:22,723 Stupendous is going for the point! 270 00:11:23,227 --> 00:11:25,310 Rock, krapopolis! 271 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:27,772 - You gotta think king tyrannis is awful proud 272 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,442 Of his big sister right now. 273 00:11:31,406 --> 00:11:32,321 - Whoa! 274 00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:34,157 Hey, are you stupendous' brother? 275 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:37,453 - No, she's my sister. My sister! 276 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,459 - Hi, son. I bought snacks. - What do you want, dad? 277 00:11:41,545 --> 00:11:45,088 - To see how things were progressing with your "case." 278 00:11:45,134 --> 00:11:47,259 - Why did you say it like that? - No reason. 279 00:11:47,345 --> 00:11:50,180 So based on your understanding of the killer, 280 00:11:50,224 --> 00:11:51,944 You feel this might be a place they might... 281 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:54,394 - I don't think he'd kill anyone here 282 00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:57,148 But I do think he'll be revealing himself very soon. 283 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,944 - That's good, son. Take your time. 284 00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:01,280 Actually, don't take your time. 285 00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:02,866 You're safe here. You can just say it. 286 00:12:02,951 --> 00:12:04,179 - I wanted it to be a surprise. 287 00:12:04,204 --> 00:12:05,995 - I don't think at this point it will be. 288 00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:07,309 - Really? - So you know who it is? 289 00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:08,374 - Yes, I do. - Tell me. 290 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,293 - I think it's important you say it. 291 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,922 - Say it on three. One, two... 292 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:14,466 The blacksmith. - My beautiful son! 293 00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:17,220 - Wait, what? Why would tyrannis kill people? 294 00:12:17,264 --> 00:12:19,890 He's already king. - My other son. 295 00:12:19,976 --> 00:12:21,935 - Stupendous is a guy? 296 00:12:21,979 --> 00:12:23,979 Me? Dad, what the hell? 297 00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:26,107 It's the blacksmith, you knob! 298 00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:27,985 - Son, you don't have to be ashamed. 299 00:12:28,072 --> 00:12:29,905 I support you. - As a murderer? 300 00:12:29,991 --> 00:12:31,449 - As whatever you are. 301 00:12:31,536 --> 00:12:33,702 - Then you can support me as a scholar of anatomy 302 00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:35,247 On the trail of a killer! 303 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:36,791 - Well, no, because that's crazy. 304 00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:39,836 Just admit you're a horrific ghoul man from the deep 305 00:12:39,881 --> 00:12:41,381 And let's get the hell out of town. 306 00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:44,927 - You are the worst father. - And you are a great murderer. 307 00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:47,722 I love you! Don't get caught! 308 00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:55,608 Stupendous! Stupendous! Stupendous! 309 00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:57,112 - Excuse me, coming through. 310 00:12:57,156 --> 00:12:59,073 - Sorry, but we're about to do a thing where 311 00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:01,702 We all take turns standing up in kind of a wave. 312 00:13:01,788 --> 00:13:04,622 It's gonna really give meaning to being a crowd at an event. 313 00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:05,916 - Do you know who I am? 314 00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,961 - I don't care if you're the king of krapopolis! 315 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,380 - I am the king of krapopolis! 316 00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:12,342 - What an excellent way for me to illustrate my point. 317 00:13:12,429 --> 00:13:14,137 Whoa! 318 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,979 - Put it down, please. Thank you. 319 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:21,189 Put the rock down. 320 00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:23,775 Stupendous, for once in your life, 321 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,570 Stop sabotaging me! 322 00:13:25,615 --> 00:13:28,532 - I never sabotaged... - You're doing it now! 323 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,661 Put it down. 324 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,456 Hi. Thank you, everybody. 325 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,751 I'm tyrannis. These are my games. 326 00:13:34,837 --> 00:13:36,503 But there's been some confusion. 327 00:13:36,547 --> 00:13:39,548 They've gotten a little violent and a little too competitive. 328 00:13:39,636 --> 00:13:40,968 But here's the good news. 329 00:13:41,138 --> 00:13:43,847 Before that happened, we've proved something important: 330 00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:47,852 That we can all get together in peace and have fun. 331 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:50,398 So what I'd like to do is invite my fellow kings up to 332 00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:54,028 The luxury skybox and have an exciting talk about the future 333 00:13:54,115 --> 00:13:56,783 While these folks go back to playing nicely. 334 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,535 What do you think? 335 00:13:58,622 --> 00:13:59,996 - Riot! 336 00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:03,583 Whoopsie. 337 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,314 - Baby? 338 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,108 - It's not a secret riot shelter. 339 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,420 - Nobody's ever said that about 340 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:22,946 A place that wasn't a secret riot shelter. 341 00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:24,323 - It's a royal reading nook. 342 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,451 - There's no written language so there are no books. 343 00:14:26,538 --> 00:14:27,829 - I'm waiting for them. 344 00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:29,309 That's why the shelves are filled with food, supplies, 345 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,624 And one dose of fatal poison. 346 00:14:30,752 --> 00:14:32,794 - Sugar-booger, you're all grown up now. 347 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,297 You can't just hide under your blanky-wanky. 348 00:14:35,384 --> 00:14:38,010 - Why are you pretending we had cute names for me or blankets? 349 00:14:38,096 --> 00:14:39,198 I don't even think I had a blanket. 350 00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:41,765 - Because I raised you to be strong. 351 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:43,226 - You barely raised me. 352 00:14:43,312 --> 00:14:45,521 - Right, you're talking in circles, booby-nooby. 353 00:14:45,607 --> 00:14:48,650 Your city is being invaded and you're sitting here sulking. 354 00:14:48,695 --> 00:14:49,777 - I'm not sulking! 355 00:14:49,864 --> 00:14:51,488 Maybe they deserve to be invaded. 356 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:54,451 - You don't mean that. Krapopolis needs you. 357 00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:57,288 Mumma's ass-kicking closing number needs you. 358 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,499 - Naturally, this is all about you. 359 00:14:59,544 --> 00:15:03,087 - Like it's not about you. - Yeah. 360 00:15:03,175 --> 00:15:05,300 I mean, I've been convincing myself that 361 00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,927 I put on these games for a noble purpose 362 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:10,140 But the truth is, I only wanted to prove that my way is right 363 00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:12,310 And I wanted it so badly I risked everything 364 00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:14,938 Just to keep my sister from getting the glory. 365 00:15:15,026 --> 00:15:16,609 I'm no better than you! 366 00:15:16,652 --> 00:15:19,487 Please. You're barely scratching the surface. 367 00:15:19,532 --> 00:15:20,656 - Thank you, mother. 368 00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:23,826 Thank you for your shining, terrible example. 369 00:15:23,872 --> 00:15:25,080 Now take me to stupendous. 370 00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:26,623 - You know you're very lucky I'm doing a lot of 371 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,043 Magic hour dependent light work in my number. 372 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,588 Hop onto mumma's shoulders. 373 00:15:31,674 --> 00:15:34,675 And if anyone sees us, I'm an ordinary ostrich. 374 00:15:37,475 --> 00:15:39,141 - You're gonna want thumbs for this. 375 00:15:39,228 --> 00:15:41,311 - I'm so happy you invited me in. 376 00:15:41,397 --> 00:15:44,148 These are amazing. What do you call them again? 377 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,901 - Horseshoes. 378 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,363 It's a little outside the box 379 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:51,742 But as a blacksmith, it's my job to think different. 380 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,996 - My son is the same way. 381 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:57,126 I just wish he was more sociable, like you. 382 00:15:57,212 --> 00:16:00,380 Do you have kids? - No, I'm pretty isolated. 383 00:16:00,509 --> 00:16:03,135 I only talk to people when I've got work to do. 384 00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:05,638 Other hoof. - The similarities continue. 385 00:16:05,641 --> 00:16:09,101 Yes, you both work alone, you're both skilled craftsmen. 386 00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:11,021 Distinctive nails you use. 387 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:13,316 I feel I've seen them around town. 388 00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:17,238 - Yes, they hold up quite a bit of weight. 389 00:16:17,284 --> 00:16:19,492 But I guess you already know that. 390 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,328 - You're the killer! That's wonderful. 391 00:16:21,373 --> 00:16:23,790 - It's not supposed to be. 392 00:16:23,835 --> 00:16:26,919 - No, you don't understand. See, I thought it was my son. 393 00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:28,213 Ok, ouch! 394 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,134 But still, such a relief. 395 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,804 - Blacksmith! I've caught you. Dad! 396 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:38,186 - Hippo, I'm slain. But guess who by? Not you. 397 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,732 I'm so proud that you're only into corpses 398 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:42,109 Other people killed. 399 00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:44,070 - Hold on. I've studied enough to know that 400 00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:45,633 If I push down on this squirty thing... 401 00:16:45,658 --> 00:16:47,116 that's good. 402 00:16:47,203 --> 00:16:48,827 If you were dying, that wouldn't hurt. 403 00:16:48,914 --> 00:16:50,288 - So you really were learning 404 00:16:50,373 --> 00:16:52,081 And are not just a creepy death perv. 405 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:53,834 - It can be both things. 406 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,086 - I love you, son. 407 00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,590 After I'm gone, I want you to go ahead 408 00:16:57,635 --> 00:17:01,011 And dig around inside of me. Just go nuts in there. 409 00:17:01,097 --> 00:17:02,388 - You're not going anywhere! 410 00:17:02,475 --> 00:17:04,767 But if you do, thank you, I will do that. 411 00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:06,436 That's very exciting. 412 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,445 - Mummy's on a schedule! 413 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,741 - So what's the strong person equivalent of "I'm sorry"? 414 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:19,037 Do I jab a sharp stick in my eye or are words enough? 415 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,540 - For the apology you owe me, 416 00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:23,253 That stick will need to get shoved way further south. 417 00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:25,547 - I get it. I'm always acting like I'm evolved and 418 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:28,051 You're a regressive barbarian, which you are, 419 00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:29,804 And I keep trying to convince myself that 420 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,015 I can force people into a future I want, 421 00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:33,351 One where I get to feel safe. 422 00:17:33,437 --> 00:17:35,479 But the truth is, this is your world, 423 00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:37,357 And you deserve to be celebrated. 424 00:17:37,442 --> 00:17:38,858 - Can't really argue with that. 425 00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:40,236 But in a million years, 426 00:17:40,364 --> 00:17:42,484 Weak sissies like you will probably be running things. 427 00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:44,575 That's why I came to help you build this city. 428 00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:47,538 - Great. We both agree that in a million years, I win. 429 00:17:47,624 --> 00:17:50,041 So now can we go finish the games and save the city? 430 00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:52,169 - Ok. - But if we pass a sharp stick, 431 00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:54,589 You still owe me an apology. 432 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,870 - Mum, can you help us get everyone back in the stands? 433 00:17:56,930 --> 00:18:00,598 - Finally. It's about time. You can only rehearse so much. 434 00:18:00,685 --> 00:18:03,811 I think one of my backup dancers is about to give birth. 435 00:18:03,898 --> 00:18:06,232 Hail, bitches! 436 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,986 - It's hailing everywhere but over the amphitheater! 437 00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:11,614 - What an oddly specific weather pattern! 438 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:12,660 Oof! 439 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:19,918 - Ok, glad to see everyone is safe and sound. 440 00:18:20,005 --> 00:18:22,088 - A hailstone killed my kid! 441 00:18:22,175 --> 00:18:24,175 - Unfortunate, but most kids die. 442 00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:25,219 That's why we have a lot. 443 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:30,809 - Right now all that matters is the rock ball game is back on! 444 00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:33,189 Perhaps I wasn't clear that stopping the games was 445 00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,358 Just a diversion, 446 00:18:34,443 --> 00:18:36,735 Not the whiny baby tantrum it seemed like. 447 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,113 In the future, we will call it a halftime. 448 00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:40,908 Now, go kick some ass. 449 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,081 Room for one more? 450 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,000 Are you gonna ruin this by talking? 451 00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:49,087 - The only thing I'll be talking is trash 452 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:52,716 Because my sister is going to wipe the floor with your guys. 453 00:18:58,729 --> 00:19:01,688 - With time winding down, this could be the last play. 454 00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:04,442 It would take a miracle for stupendous to pull this off. 455 00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:06,404 - But we do live in an era of gods 456 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:08,240 And often irrational magic, 457 00:19:08,284 --> 00:19:10,284 So literally anything is possible. 458 00:19:10,329 --> 00:19:12,204 - Come on, stupe, you can do it! 459 00:19:15,963 --> 00:19:17,212 - Krapopolis wins! 460 00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:22,928 - That's my sister! 461 00:19:22,973 --> 00:19:24,055 - Yeah! 462 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,683 - All right! - Yeah! 463 00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:28,352 - Well, these games were a lot more fun than I had expected. 464 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,273 - And at this point, I'm probably drunk enough 465 00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:33,025 To listen to whatever boring stuff you might want to say. 466 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,696 - Wow. Ok, this is fantastic. 467 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,240 You're gonna love my presentation. 468 00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:37,386 Just need to get my model. One sec. 469 00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:39,035 You all stay right here! 470 00:19:43,378 --> 00:19:44,711 - Wait, before you die, 471 00:19:44,796 --> 00:19:46,476 Would you have been amenable to a long-term 472 00:19:46,507 --> 00:19:48,591 Multi-city alliance? 473 00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:51,094 - You would not believe the line at the kebab stand. 474 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:52,472 What did I miss? 475 00:19:52,516 --> 00:19:55,142 - Tyrannis, you'll never guess who the killer is. 476 00:19:55,178 --> 00:19:57,437 - The blacksmith? - How did you... 477 00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:59,126 The good news is that I've learned enough about 478 00:19:59,151 --> 00:20:02,444 Human anatomy to make this all look like an accident. 479 00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:05,407 - Closing number time! Remember the new combination. 480 00:20:05,494 --> 00:20:08,786 "kick ball change, pop. Booty, booty, booty, booty." 481 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:12,375 Hello, krapopolis! 482 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,754 And what are you... you are not having that baby now! 483 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,298 Suck it back in! 484 00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:18,510 - I'm proud of you, stupendous. 485 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,638 - For being amazing? Kind of comes natural. 486 00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:21,890 - Well, yes, for that. 487 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:24,644 But also because you did the one thing I never could, 488 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,439 Made these games about something other than mum. 489 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,317 - For the love of... - Just dance around... 490 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,695 Dance around it! Better than that! 491 00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:37,162 - Sup? Sup? How you doing? 492 00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:39,249 - Broseidon! - What's up? 493 00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:41,210 - Who is that? - Broseidon. 494 00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:43,296 - Am I supposed to care? - I don't know. 495 00:20:43,383 --> 00:20:45,633 - He's just one of those guys, famous for being famous. 496 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,844 There's no "there" there. - Hey, who said that? 497 00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:49,138 Ay, who's talking smack? 498 00:20:49,225 --> 00:20:50,724 Who's judging me? You don't know me. 499 00:20:50,768 --> 00:20:52,621 - Who're you talking to? - Who are you talking to? 500 00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:55,230 - Why are you upset? - Why are you upset? 501 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:56,649 You wanna dance with broseidon? 502 00:20:56,735 --> 00:20:58,360 - I don't understand what's going on. 503 00:20:58,446 --> 00:21:00,196 - That's right, you don't. 504 00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:01,865 None of you do. Come on. 505 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,244 - Man, broseidon's a dick. 506 00:21:04,289 --> 00:21:07,081 - Ay, who said that? You people don't know me! 507 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,542 I'm sorry I'm popular! 508 00:21:08,628 --> 00:21:10,837 Doesn't mean I'm here for your abuse! 509 00:21:10,881 --> 00:21:12,214 I'm a human being. 510 00:21:12,258 --> 00:21:14,300 I'm poseidon's nephew but I'm human! 511 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,386 I have a story, I have feelings! 512 00:21:16,431 --> 00:21:20,016 - I had a messed up childhood! - Boo-hoo! 513 00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:22,562 - Nobody knows my pain! 514 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:25,274 - And nobody would know broseidon's pain. 515 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,736 And his pain continued forever. 516 00:21:27,781 --> 00:21:30,782 And that is why we have four seasons. 517 00:21:31,161 --> 00:21:32,660 - Did you get any of that? 518 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,625 Bento. 519 00:21:36,675 --> 00:21:41,225 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39694

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