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Previously on Heels...
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I told Ace
about the Kleenex.
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- What'd he say?- The whole thing
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was a little bit of a blur.
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I'm gonna
fucking kill you!
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I may not deserve it, but if
you give me another chance
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I promise I'm never
gonna let you down again.
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You wanna be seen?
You cannot rely on others
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who want the focus on them.
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Hey, Ace!
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Your new
DWL champion is
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the valet,
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Bunny Bombshell... according
to Jack Spade's logic,
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I guess anybody can
just grab the belt.
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Jack, you
need my expertise.
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You don't know, really,
what the fuck you're doing.
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You must
introduce me to Wild Bill.
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Bill, this is Constance.
She booked us for the fair.
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You are a wise woman, Constance.
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You got suspended?
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You can't hit
people out of anger.
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Dad hit Uncle
Ace at the hospital.
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Jack, each action
and each situation,
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you could've resisted.
You embraced 'em.
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You fucking leaned in.
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You act like you're
some kind of genius.
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You ruined my fucking life.
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Tomorrow's a new day.
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You could talk to him more.
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This is Ace.
Leave a message,
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and I'll hit you back.
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Thatta boy, Ace.
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Thatta boy.
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♪ I'm not waiting for ♪
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♪ The answer ♪
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♪ I will ♪
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♪ Walk in the shore ♪
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♪ To find you ♪
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♪ To find ♪
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♪ The peace that's your own ♪
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♪ Where you come from ♪
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♪ All that you want ♪
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♪ One that's your own ♪
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♪ Place to call home ♪
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♪ Won't be ♪
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♪ Granted ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ One ♪
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♪ To one ♪
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♪ What's love ♪
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♪ In war? ♪
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♪ Ooh The storm is threatenin' ♪
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♪ My very life today ♪
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♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪
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♪ Ooh, yeah I'm
gonna fade away ♪
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♪ War, children ♪
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♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away, war ♪
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Hey, Willie, it's
Brian from Mayorca Beer.
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Uh, couldn't make the
show, but heard the news.
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Congratulations.
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Now let's square
up, uh, accounts
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now that you're flush.
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I'm around all day.
Give me a call.
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Oops, must've missed
your message, Brian,
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you perky fake fuck.
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Willie, Reggie
from Connors Roofing.
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Tell Jack I gotta get paid.
It's been eight months.
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Never a
lid. Never a lid.
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Lids just vanish.
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See you guys tonight.
No idea when.
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Hey, hug.
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In two years, I'll
be off to college,
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- and you'll miss me.
- Really?
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Get your grades up, or
you won't sniff a college
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you can go away to.
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Have fun at work, hon.
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I thought she
was quittin' the DWL.
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Me too, love. Me too.
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- What's wrong?
- Hey.
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Sorry, no one died.
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But I just got an alert about
a county highway meetin'
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on the family calendar, so...
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Sorry,
I keep clicking
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on the wrong calendar.
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No worries. We all do it.
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The county's taking bids,
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but they moved that
meetin' to the 11th.
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Jack, today's the 11th.
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Fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Shit! God damn it!
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Just call and say you overslept.
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Jack, you're okay.
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Jack, you there?
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Yeah, no, I'm here, in our home.
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I'm just not where I
should be, which is selling
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industrial fucking
lawnmowers, God damn it!
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I'm sorry. I love you.
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Shit!
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Jack, they
love you there.
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So don't rush. Also,
I wanna remind you
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we gotta meet with
Thomas' principal tomorrow
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to discuss the
punching incident.
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It's also on the shared
family calendar...
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The purple one.
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Timmy's got me scheduled
to open the shop tomorrow
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if I'm not fired today.
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Thomas is suspended until
we meet with the school.
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Well, do we both
have to be there?
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Because I took off too
much time for the fair,
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and my leverage has dwindled.
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Both parents
need to be there.
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Well, then I'll be there.
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Jack, you sell more
lawnmowers than anyone else
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at that company.
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Chisel that onto my gravestone.
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Drive safely.
Call me later.
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I will.
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So nice to go on a run with you.
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Sorry, I just... I needed
to run hard, think,
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then run and not think.
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You and Thomas can stay
here as long as you need.
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What's up?
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Oh, Jack just added
a work meeting
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on the shared family calendar.
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I was afraid he'd miss
it, so I called him.
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You're nicer than
I would've been.
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Not really.
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Poor guy's always doing
three things at once.
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He's... I feel for the guy.
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He's...
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he's my guy still.
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We just...
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gotta find our way
back to each other.
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Hey, you and I need to talk.
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Where are you?
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Why? You bringin'
over croissants?
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- You wish.
- That's why I suggested it.
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I just wanna
make sure that last night,
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when we were talking, you
weren't blackout drunk
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or high as shit, because if you
and I are gonna work together,
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we really need to
be... you know.
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No, I wasn't high last night.
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You're whispering.
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You've got some chippy
in your bed, don't ya?
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A lady, not a chippy.
Her name's Constance.
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I believe you've met.
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You banged Constance,
the fair commissioner?
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Perhaps I did.
Perhaps I did not.
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Which would you prefer?
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Oh, my God! That
dirty, dirty bird.
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She's quite nice...
And the reason we got the fair.
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Correction... I'm the
reason we got the fair.
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Yeah, okay, well, she still
owes us our appearance fee.
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So you tell that dirty bird...
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Hey! Slut-shamer.
Stop calling her that.
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I will call that trampy little
knob-gobbler whatever I want.
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Get her to get me a check.
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I've got countless overdue
bills I gotta pay today.
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Happy to be of service.
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You've serviced nothing but
that dirty Tweety's twat.
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Get her up out of bed and get
her flapping her wings my way.
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And if her check doesn't bounce,
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maybe you'll get some
goddamn croissants.
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Chocolat, s'il
vous plait. Merci.
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Oh, God damn it.
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Thank you.
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Oh, uh, I'd like the
restroom key, please.
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You gotta buy
something, thank you.
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Um, I'll get just the
key... Would be great.
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Key's for people
who buy something.
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I bought four Cokes at a Gas
'N' Break five hours back.
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I didn't sell you those Cokes.
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Each Gas 'N'
Break's a franchise.
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Profits from those Cokes
are in the register
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of the Gas 'N' Break five
hours back, not mine.
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Well, yeah, but come on, man.
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You guys draft off
each other, right?
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Makes sense that if I
buy X amount of liquid
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at Gas Break A, I should
be able to use the restroom
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at Gas Break B.
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People lie all the time.
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I got the empty Cokes
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and the receipt in
my Volvo to prove it.
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I'm just tryin' to
piss it back out.
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Y'all gotta come up with some
sort of sales QR tracking code
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or some shit, so
we're not debatin'
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a man's right to
relieve himself.
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Sir, I'm not in the
restroom business.
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If you wanna piss
out their Cokes,
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drive back, piss out their
Cokes in their restroom,
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or you could buy
a new Coke here.
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I'll loan you my key.
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I got Coke, Cherry
Coke, Coke Zero.
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Stick 'em all up your ass, sir.
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You gon'
wash that all away.
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This fucking...
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That's it. Now git.
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For good.
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First time I kissed a
man with a moustache.
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Ooh, so last night
was your first time
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riding one too?
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You took to it pretty well.
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If you need me today,
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I'll be at my chiropractor.
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Don't tell Willie
I forgot the check
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because you seduced me.
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How 'bout we go to my big,
empty house next time?
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Gets cold there, maybe you
can come by and warm me up.
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I'll use my entire body
as a giant blanket.
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Mmm. Mm.
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Would you like to touch it
one more time before you go?
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Not in a parking lot.
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But definitely later. Call me.
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Will do.
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Hey, guys,
we've got Jim Freeman
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with us today, author of
one of my favourite books,
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The Journey is the Obstacle.
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Jim, please.
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Tell the folks about your
inspiration for writing it.
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Thanks, Alex.
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So there's many an adage
that has led us astray.
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Top of the list...
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Life's about the journey,
not the destination.
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- I say bullshit.
- Right.
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Many of us are stuck
on the wrong journey.
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Yet we dawdle, because
we've been taught
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that we don't deserve
the astonishing now.
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You cannot create your own
version of the astonishing now
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if you're mired in
making a foolish journey
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seem meaningful.
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The journey you've
chosen is your obstacle.
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Yeah, totally.
I can see that.
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If the journey you're
on is not astonishing
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in its spectacularity,
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you must abandon
it and start anew.
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- Mm.- Each of us are called
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to ignite journeys sparked
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with the transcendent power
of the astonishing now.
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But so many of us don't answer.
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Wake up!
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Hey, Siri, define
"transcendent."
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Whoo, there's the champ!
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Did you sleep
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with that thing on?
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Oh, I did not sleep.
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I didn't want the feeling
of that moment to end.
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Didn't end. It
is just starting.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, um,
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Bobby, I just wanted to say...
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00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,465
thank you for
being in my corner.
258
00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:09,908
I've never had
anyone in my corner.
259
00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:12,110
Not like you.
260
00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:14,553
It's dope.
261
00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:16,395
Well, your corner's
a fun corner.
262
00:12:21,882 --> 00:12:23,081
- Hey!
- Hey!
263
00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:24,403
Amazing job last night.
264
00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:25,884
Well,
last night's over.
265
00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,486
Today, the wolves
are at the door.
266
00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,127
People think we're
flush with cash now.
267
00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:30,609
Money from the fair
is spoken for...
268
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:32,571
Still got a mountain
of unpaid bills.
269
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:34,933
We always knew the state fair
was gonna be a loss leader.
270
00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:37,055
We did it to capitalise
on the buzz that we'd get.
271
00:12:37,097 --> 00:12:38,955
Don't tell me why we did
it. I know why we did it.
272
00:12:38,979 --> 00:12:41,340
I also know a lot of that
buzz paints us as jabronis.
273
00:12:41,382 --> 00:12:44,183
Gully's already cut two promos,
saying our finish was bogus.
274
00:12:44,225 --> 00:12:45,482
I already blew off
all of Gully's heat.
275
00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:47,386
Get on Instagram,
276
00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:49,548
'cause half our comments are
Dystopia marks mockin' us
277
00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:50,989
- on our own page.
- Let 'em.
278
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,511
Nobody ever gave a
shit. Now they do.
279
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:53,912
That's good.
280
00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:54,971
Not
if we don't know
281
00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:56,675
what we are doing.
282
00:12:56,717 --> 00:13:00,038
Look, I got 50 texts...
Media, fans, sponsors...
283
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,321
Possible momentum, but I
got no-mentum with no plan
284
00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:03,940
because the fair's
finish was not our plan.
285
00:13:03,964 --> 00:13:05,604
- We're back to square one.
- No.
286
00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:07,726
Mystery plus confusion
equals ticket sales.
287
00:13:07,768 --> 00:13:09,226
We're at, the very
least, at square two.
288
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,410
Ticket sales? To what?
289
00:13:11,452 --> 00:13:13,131
Look, I don't know
what I'm promotin'.
290
00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:14,933
Is Crystal really
champ? Bunny?
291
00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:16,455
Is someone calling
someone else out?
292
00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:17,896
Maybe there's an
in-ring interview
293
00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:19,498
with Bill's shit-stained tights.
294
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,179
I don't need a full
script, just a gist,
295
00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:24,503
just a sliver of a gist,
something to promote.
296
00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:26,483
We gotta pack the house, dude.
We gotta pack it this week,
297
00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:27,906
next week, and the
week after that.
298
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,990
We gotta pack it over
and over and over.
299
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,712
What the fuck is up with Ace?
300
00:13:33,754 --> 00:13:35,634
'Cause he vanished last night.
301
00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:37,956
I'm gonna go see
him this afternoon.
302
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:39,456
And do what, just have a
laugh about how y'all almost
303
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,280
killed each other in the ring?
304
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:43,802
He heard the cheers. He
knows what we achieved.
305
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:45,684
- It was greatness.
- Well, good.
306
00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:47,424
Maybe greatness can be
achieved a second time
307
00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:49,225
by inspiring some words
to come out of your mouth,
308
00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,009
about what the
fuck happens next?
309
00:13:51,051 --> 00:13:53,053
Goin' to round everyone up.
310
00:13:58,419 --> 00:13:59,978
This is Ace.
Leave a message,
311
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,700
and I'll hit you back.
312
00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:03,462
Ace, look, I know we
had an eventful endin'
313
00:14:03,504 --> 00:14:05,824
to last night's show,
and we hadn't talked yet.
314
00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,306
I've been trying to reach out
315
00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:08,987
and I'm sure you're
still sleepin'.
316
00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,949
Willie's been up my ass
for next week's show.
317
00:14:10,991 --> 00:14:13,792
Look, just tell me
what you wanna do.
318
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,354
And we'll do it. Okay?
319
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,396
Let's build off of
what we accomplished...
320
00:14:17,438 --> 00:14:19,478
Together.
321
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,409
I think these
boys got something here.
322
00:14:30,451 --> 00:14:33,812
I'd cut back on the road dates,
build the business with them.
323
00:14:33,854 --> 00:14:35,494
- You?
- Only if you promise
324
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,216
your possum drone will
puke in Jack's face.
325
00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:39,217
I'll shake on that right now.
326
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:42,140
Look, a lot of upside
here, a lot of potential.
327
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,863
But they need a update...
Announcers, big screens
328
00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,945
so the live house can
watch promos, vignettes,
329
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,908
interviews, maybe a podcast...
Gotta take it beyond the ring.
330
00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:52,431
Look at you, Bill,
wakin' up with ideas.
331
00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:54,393
Twitchin'
her cottontail ass,
332
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,515
so she got the belt.
333
00:14:56,557 --> 00:14:58,455
According to Jack
Spade's logic, I guess anybody
334
00:14:58,479 --> 00:15:00,879
can just grab the belt.
335
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,521
They don't even need
to be in the back.
336
00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:04,323
They could be a
bunny, a chipmunk,
337
00:15:04,365 --> 00:15:06,525
or a palomino pony
with a braided tail.
338
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,327
That boy's neck must
be made of concrete.
339
00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:10,088
Billy, you clobbered him.
340
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:12,050
Hurtin' him put
a hop in my step.
341
00:15:12,092 --> 00:15:13,892
Gully's got a good
point, though.
342
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,174
It was a no-DQ match, but
Crystal still wasn't in it.
343
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,056
Crystal won. They cheered.
344
00:15:18,098 --> 00:15:19,538
You didn't seem this concerned
345
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,139
with Crystal winning last night.
346
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,639
Eh, I just shotgunned
three beers, bro.
347
00:15:22,663 --> 00:15:24,423
I'm just saying.
348
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,122
In the light of day, we
got some explainin' to do.
349
00:15:26,146 --> 00:15:28,266
Hardcore fans won't
respect us if we don't.
350
00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:30,509
Now boys, it is
what we make of it.
351
00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,631
Maybe since Crystal's
Bill's valet,
352
00:15:32,673 --> 00:15:34,312
she won it for Bill.
353
00:15:34,354 --> 00:15:35,954
You fixed it even better, Ricky.
354
00:15:35,996 --> 00:15:37,876
Somebody bring
big daddy my belt.
355
00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:40,158
How are the
hangovers, y'all?
356
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,441
Round of applause for all of us!
357
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,406
Yeah right!
358
00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:49,488
Willie! Debbie.
359
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:52,691
Everything that you did
behind the scenes... bravo.
360
00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:54,573
You are seen. You
are appreciated.
361
00:15:54,615 --> 00:15:56,495
Thank you.
362
00:15:56,537 --> 00:15:57,954
- Whoo.- Good job, ladies.
363
00:15:57,978 --> 00:15:59,738
- That's right.
- Ricky!
364
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,540
It's good to have you
with us last night.
365
00:16:01,582 --> 00:16:03,221
You lent us your fans
and your skillset.
366
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,983
- Thank you.
- Amen!
367
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:07,265
- Ricky!- Whoo.
368
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:09,147
I hate that stupid heart thing,
369
00:16:09,189 --> 00:16:11,430
almost as much as when they
bow with praying hands.
370
00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,392
The Dad!
371
00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:15,834
I-I didn't see your match,
but Willie says you did good.
372
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,796
Thank you and congrats.
373
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:19,456
- Yeah.- All right, Dad.
374
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,359
Yo, he
fucking killed it.
375
00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:23,179
- All right, Dad.- Big Jim.
376
00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:24,861
Okay, he's back.
377
00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:26,605
- Big Jim.
- Talk to your wife.
378
00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:28,647
Make it official. We're
better with you here.
379
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,587
- Yes, sir.- Welcome back, Jim.
380
00:16:30,611 --> 00:16:32,429
Sure hope these guys like
gettin' paid in compliments,
381
00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:34,030
'cause that's all we've
got left to pay 'em with.
382
00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:35,614
Bill.
383
00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:37,255
You swallowed your
embarrassment,
384
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,658
and you kept the show
goin' last night.
385
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,101
That gesture, that means a lot,
386
00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:45,183
not just 'cause
it benefitted us,
387
00:16:45,225 --> 00:16:49,868
but for what it says about
you as a friend to the DWL.
388
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:52,671
Says I shoulda took a enema.
389
00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:54,633
Crystal.
390
00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:57,275
You launched yourself
into the chaos last night
391
00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:02,040
of some festering
Spade family drama.
392
00:17:02,082 --> 00:17:05,003
And we only weathered
it 'cause of you.
393
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:07,566
It's 'cause of your
guts. It's your instinct.
394
00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:10,609
It's your heart.
395
00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:12,330
I'm grateful for you.
396
00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:13,532
Thank you.
397
00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:16,935
That shit was amazing.
398
00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:18,376
Last but not least is Ace Spade,
399
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:19,778
who's still sleeping apparently.
400
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,560
When everything was
gettin' crazy last night,
401
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,624
before Crystal saved the day,
402
00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:30,148
Ace coulda climbed the ladder,
grab the belt, but he didn't.
403
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,870
Okay?
404
00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:34,152
'Cause he cares about
this here promotion.
405
00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:38,036
DWL was resuscitated,
406
00:17:38,078 --> 00:17:40,519
because Ace and I shook hands
407
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,883
on a vow of loyalty.
408
00:17:45,285 --> 00:17:48,849
And for real bad reasons,
I-I squandered that.
409
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,330
So if anyone here
410
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,695
has a problem with Ace Spade...
411
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,936
it started with me.
412
00:17:57,978 --> 00:18:00,699
I deserve the blame,
413
00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:04,985
because I put y'all's
hard work at risk.
414
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,466
I'm sorry.
415
00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:19,357
I gotta write this week's show.
416
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,120
Crystal,
417
00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:23,762
you're now a DWL wrestler.
418
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,406
Welcome to the roster.
419
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:31,089
Okay, for this week's card,
420
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:34,653
I gotta rewind a few
things just a little bit.
421
00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:36,633
We're gonna invalidate the
results of the ladder match
422
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,777
due to technicalities,
423
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:41,459
build some heat, promote
the shit out of it,
424
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,421
deliver killer stories.
425
00:18:43,463 --> 00:18:46,424
I want y'all to stay
sharp, stay tuned.
426
00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:48,907
We survived.
427
00:18:48,949 --> 00:18:51,832
Now, let's build
on it. Thank you.
428
00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,758
Jack, come on!
429
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,359
That shit's not fair!
430
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,441
I think I deserve
way more than scraps.
431
00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:05,564
It's bullshit that I
have to give up the belt
432
00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:07,325
after holdin' it for one night.
433
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:09,327
I'm confused.
434
00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:12,370
I should be able to defend
my title in the ring,
435
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,934
not relinquish it on some
fuckin' technicality.
436
00:19:15,976 --> 00:19:17,696
You came to my house.
437
00:19:17,738 --> 00:19:20,378
You said you'd do whatever
it takes for the DWL.
438
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,101
So there were conditions
you didn't disclose then?
439
00:19:23,143 --> 00:19:26,384
Jack, I'm tryna talk
about my future in the DWL
440
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,146
in the present.
441
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,766
We were together in the
past, five seconds ago,
442
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:33,031
when I pronounced
you a DWL wrestler,
443
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:34,432
which, 24 hours
ago, you were not.
444
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,834
I'm not arguin' that.
445
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,235
No? You were shoutin' after me
446
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,877
and calling bullshit.
447
00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:42,000
Jack, I-I followed
you to talk to you.
448
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,763
A week ago, you cried to
me, saying that you would do
449
00:19:44,805 --> 00:19:46,805
anything for the DWL.
450
00:19:46,847 --> 00:19:48,687
I wasn't crying to you.
451
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,969
I was trying to take
responsibility for my actions.
452
00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,732
But it would seem
that "anything" meant
453
00:19:53,774 --> 00:19:55,614
before you got the belt.
454
00:19:55,656 --> 00:19:57,375
'Cause now you got the belt,
455
00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,537
and you're the one who's
telling me what's next?
456
00:19:59,579 --> 00:20:03,822
That's what you left
out when you were cryin'
457
00:20:03,864 --> 00:20:06,384
and apologisin'.
458
00:20:06,426 --> 00:20:09,107
You're real focused on that day.
459
00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:12,751
I gotta square that day with
what's happening right now.
460
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:15,353
And do not consider any part
461
00:20:15,395 --> 00:20:18,556
of any event scraps.
462
00:20:18,598 --> 00:20:22,122
So let me know if you wanna
be part of this promotion.
463
00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:31,251
Follow me, fucko.
464
00:20:36,697 --> 00:20:39,257
- Ah.
- You just got a gift.
465
00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:40,276
I was just trying to
stick up for my...
466
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,740
Shut up!
467
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,742
I thought you were smart.
468
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,122
Jack just gave you more praise
than anyone in this buildin'.
469
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:48,026
I got two sentences.
You got a monologue.
470
00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:50,669
He actually used the words,
"I am so grateful for you."
471
00:20:50,711 --> 00:20:52,608
And you go marchin' after
him, stampin' and stompin'
472
00:20:52,632 --> 00:20:54,873
in your little Care Bear
boots, whinin' "No fair"?
473
00:20:54,915 --> 00:20:56,354
Jesus.
474
00:20:56,396 --> 00:20:58,837
This promotion is
in the dark ages
475
00:20:58,879 --> 00:21:00,398
when it comes to
women wrestlers.
476
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,961
You ever wrestled
a 30-minute match?
477
00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:05,101
'Cause that's what it takes
to be at the top of the card
478
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,285
in this business... 30 minutes.
479
00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:08,807
How's your cardio, hmm?
480
00:21:08,849 --> 00:21:10,328
And what's your gimmick?
481
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,810
'Cause as far as
the audience knows,
482
00:21:11,852 --> 00:21:13,692
Bunny Bombshell now
has the DWL belt...
483
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:16,254
Or whoever Bunny was, before
you tore your ears off.
484
00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:18,737
We don't know.
485
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,099
So if you've got
solutions, share 'em.
486
00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:25,103
Otherwise, quit
runnin' your mouth.
487
00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:26,544
I wasn't tryin' to run my mouth.
488
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,306
Really? 'Cause you opened it,
489
00:21:28,348 --> 00:21:30,550
and you let words spew
forth without thinkin'.
490
00:21:32,432 --> 00:21:34,032
- If you say so.
- Oh, I say so.
491
00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,156
I fuckin' know so.
492
00:21:38,718 --> 00:21:41,199
I've lost my life
to this business.
493
00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:43,844
So listen to what I say.
494
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,411
I'm sorry.
495
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:54,733
I am listening.
496
00:21:54,775 --> 00:21:56,777
Really.
497
00:21:59,699 --> 00:22:01,579
Well, I have no idea
who your Mr. Miyagi is,
498
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,581
but clearly, you've
been practicin'.
499
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,441
You didn't learn all that on the
trampoline in your front yard.
500
00:22:05,465 --> 00:22:06,945
Regardless,
501
00:22:06,987 --> 00:22:08,867
there's a match
this Saturday night,
502
00:22:08,909 --> 00:22:11,309
and before your hissy fit,
Jack was writin' you into it.
503
00:22:11,351 --> 00:22:14,953
For all I know, now he's in
his office writin' you out.
504
00:22:14,995 --> 00:22:16,755
Well, I will go
apologise to him.
505
00:22:16,797 --> 00:22:19,037
You will sit in this
room for ten minutes
506
00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:21,039
and do nothin' but reflect
507
00:22:21,081 --> 00:22:24,322
on how you can better speak to
people about your aspirations.
508
00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:27,445
Nobody owes you shit.
509
00:22:27,487 --> 00:22:28,887
Today's Monday.
510
00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:30,368
Your road to
fairness starts now.
511
00:22:30,410 --> 00:22:32,090
Go get one of the
boys, who isn't tryin'
512
00:22:32,132 --> 00:22:34,332
to stick his dick in you
to help and start workin'.
513
00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:35,974
Get in the ring.
514
00:22:36,016 --> 00:22:37,673
Get through five minutes
of action nonstop,
515
00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:39,577
then ten minutes,
then 15, then 20.
516
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,878
And if you can't do that, well,
that's the story Jack writes...
517
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,583
You sidelined before
you even got started.
518
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,627
And whose fault is that?
519
00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:58,158
- Hey, Ma.
- Hi.
520
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,199
What's with the rocks?
521
00:23:01,241 --> 00:23:03,681
I'm bombarded with junk mail.
522
00:23:03,723 --> 00:23:06,284
I discovered if I ship
back a box of rocks
523
00:23:06,326 --> 00:23:08,646
using the
postage-paid-by-addressee
524
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,568
envelope, it'd cost
them a lot of money,
525
00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:12,730
and it stops.
526
00:23:12,772 --> 00:23:14,774
- Respect.
- Mm-hmm.
527
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,776
I've been calling
Ace since last night.
528
00:23:18,818 --> 00:23:20,738
Well, we...
529
00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:23,181
The show went well, but we
had a little bit of a spat.
530
00:23:23,223 --> 00:23:25,183
He's gone, Jack.
531
00:23:25,225 --> 00:23:27,505
You make it sound ominous.
532
00:23:27,547 --> 00:23:29,747
He left with food
and his sleeping bag.
533
00:23:29,789 --> 00:23:31,389
Then just say he went camping.
534
00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:33,511
He went camping, Jack.
535
00:23:33,553 --> 00:23:35,153
You don't think he went camping.
536
00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:37,317
Took his Xbox.
537
00:23:43,843 --> 00:23:45,763
Welcome.
538
00:23:45,805 --> 00:23:48,326
Please be made aware that this
establishment is cash only.
539
00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:50,728
No credit card, no Venmo,
no PayPal, no Apple Pay,
540
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:53,571
no crypto... cash only.
541
00:23:53,613 --> 00:23:55,253
Seems pretty restrictive.
542
00:23:55,295 --> 00:23:57,575
I'll just have some,
uh, white toast.
543
00:23:57,617 --> 00:24:00,458
Hmm, tryna lose weight?
544
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,502
Just tryna enjoy some toast.
545
00:24:08,028 --> 00:24:10,668
Let me buy you a meal, partner.
546
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,993
Man with your frame
needs protein.
547
00:24:14,915 --> 00:24:17,075
I'm not tryin' to offend.
548
00:24:17,117 --> 00:24:20,718
I've had days where
all I ate was toast.
549
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,360
I like toast.
550
00:24:22,402 --> 00:24:24,802
Can't trust a man who doesn't.
551
00:24:24,844 --> 00:24:27,285
- I usually...
- Buddy, I ain't lonely.
552
00:24:27,327 --> 00:24:29,847
Go find some other runaway
to make s'mores with.
553
00:24:29,889 --> 00:24:31,891
Mm.
554
00:24:33,613 --> 00:24:36,536
Well, you seem kind of
old to be a runaway.
555
00:24:54,955 --> 00:24:57,315
Hey!
556
00:24:57,357 --> 00:24:59,757
So you dining and dashing
on me, you motherfucker?
557
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,919
What you mean?
558
00:25:00,961 --> 00:25:02,600
- What?
- Pay.
559
00:25:02,642 --> 00:25:04,684
Get... pay yo' bill.
560
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,847
Oh, God.
561
00:25:09,689 --> 00:25:11,449
- Keep the change.
- Change?
562
00:25:11,491 --> 00:25:13,693
Keep the fuck away from
here, you goddamn thief.
563
00:25:17,497 --> 00:25:19,499
Hey.
564
00:25:21,221 --> 00:25:23,261
Here.
565
00:25:23,303 --> 00:25:25,063
I don't know why I did that.
566
00:25:25,105 --> 00:25:27,025
I do.
567
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,347
You feel the world
owes it to you.
568
00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:31,391
So you keep it.
569
00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:03,101
- Okay.
- Come on.
570
00:26:03,143 --> 00:26:04,622
Come on, Dad.
571
00:26:07,547 --> 00:26:09,547
- Nice, nice, nice.
- Attagirl.
572
00:26:09,589 --> 00:26:11,829
That was 12 minutes.
573
00:26:13,313 --> 00:26:14,952
That was not 12 minutes.
574
00:26:14,994 --> 00:26:16,554
That was 11 minutes, 46 seconds.
575
00:26:19,199 --> 00:26:21,601
Ah, that sucked.
576
00:26:22,362 --> 00:26:26,084
Diego, you think you can
last 15 minutes with me?
577
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,485
Uh...
578
00:26:27,527 --> 00:26:29,367
Okay. All right.
579
00:26:29,409 --> 00:26:31,689
In a bygone era, I
woulda had a great answer
580
00:26:31,731 --> 00:26:33,771
to that question, but
I'll just say this.
581
00:26:33,813 --> 00:26:35,413
Let's lock up.
582
00:26:35,455 --> 00:26:37,457
Ah.
583
00:26:47,347 --> 00:26:48,866
Hey, man, you work here?
584
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,468
Are you
buying or complaining?
585
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:52,710
Buyin'. Uh, is
this, uh, jacket
586
00:26:52,752 --> 00:26:54,392
good for the rain?
587
00:26:54,434 --> 00:26:56,394
What do you mean
"good for the rain?"
588
00:26:56,436 --> 00:26:58,076
If I'm in the rain,
will I be good?
589
00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,797
Well, it is a raincoat.
590
00:26:59,839 --> 00:27:03,161
So I think the answer is yes.
591
00:27:03,203 --> 00:27:05,283
You ever gone camping
in Dover Springs?
592
00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:06,884
Nah, I hate camping.
593
00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,206
You work at a camping store.
594
00:27:08,248 --> 00:27:10,128
Alimony. Don't
ever get married.
595
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,290
So if you're hikin' and
campin' in Dover Springs,
596
00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:14,029
I hope you're all geared
up. You got bear spray?
597
00:27:14,053 --> 00:27:15,231
There's bears in Dover Springs?
598
00:27:15,255 --> 00:27:17,095
Oh, yeah, lots of 'em.
599
00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:18,897
They passed a law you
can't kill 'em anymore,
600
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,059
but bears don't seem to
be thankful about that
601
00:27:21,101 --> 00:27:23,741
when you run into
'em, so watch out.
602
00:27:23,783 --> 00:27:25,543
You got hiking boots?
603
00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:27,563
Uh, naw, I was just... I
was just gonna wear these.
604
00:27:27,587 --> 00:27:28,724
You're gonna hike
in soccer shoes?
605
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,148
It's pretty rough terrain.
606
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,192
They're broken
in. I'll be good.
607
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,792
Hey, I just wanna make sure
608
00:27:34,834 --> 00:27:36,794
you know what you're
doin' up there.
609
00:27:36,836 --> 00:27:39,197
I mean, you're asking me about
the efficacy of a raincoat.
610
00:27:39,239 --> 00:27:41,199
This... this
particular raincoat.
611
00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:44,362
Raincoats always work, man.
That's why they're raincoats.
612
00:27:44,404 --> 00:27:45,523
Do you sell tents?
613
00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:47,567
Oh, my God.
614
00:28:14,394 --> 00:28:16,091
Every time, just
keeps making the bus.
615
00:28:16,115 --> 00:28:17,915
I don't understand...
616
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:20,400
I don't
think it's too bad.
617
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:25,523
I'll smile more to offset it.
618
00:28:25,565 --> 00:28:27,365
Thank you for waking
me up yesterday.
619
00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:29,927
Think we're gonna get that
contract with the county...
620
00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,129
A lot of mowers.
621
00:28:31,171 --> 00:28:33,691
Jack, that's so great.
622
00:28:33,733 --> 00:28:36,374
Ace left town.
623
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,536
I have no idea where.
624
00:28:38,578 --> 00:28:42,340
I think the idea is he don't
want me havin' any idea,
625
00:28:42,382 --> 00:28:44,061
'cause he hates me.
626
00:28:44,103 --> 00:28:46,144
He doesn't. He's not gone far.
627
00:28:46,186 --> 00:28:48,188
He took his Xbox.
628
00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:52,150
I never shoulda
told him the truth.
629
00:28:52,192 --> 00:28:53,671
Staci, we were cookin'.
630
00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:55,593
We had arrived.
631
00:28:55,635 --> 00:28:57,835
Let's just have this meeting,
get Thomas back in school.
632
00:28:57,877 --> 00:28:59,317
Ace will be back.
633
00:28:59,359 --> 00:29:01,719
Hello there,
Mr. Spade, Mrs. Spade.
634
00:29:01,761 --> 00:29:03,881
- Good to see you again.
- Hey, good to see you.
635
00:29:03,923 --> 00:29:06,083
Despite the
circumstances. Um...
636
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,885
- This is Jennifer Stone.
- Hi.
637
00:29:07,927 --> 00:29:09,527
Pleasure to meet
you, Ms. Stone.
638
00:29:09,569 --> 00:29:11,106
- Hi.
- She works with
639
00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:13,333
the district as a
school psychologist.
640
00:29:14,694 --> 00:29:15,973
Uh, sorry we kept you waiting.
641
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:17,895
Uh, no worries at all.
642
00:29:17,937 --> 00:29:21,779
The amount of time I spent
in this here office as a boy
643
00:29:21,821 --> 00:29:24,061
makes me nostalgic to be back.
644
00:29:24,103 --> 00:29:25,601
Usually,
the principal's office
645
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:27,425
brings up scary memories.
646
00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:29,507
I hope you weren't a
troublemaker, Mr. Spade.
647
00:29:29,549 --> 00:29:31,669
Well, I didn't necessarily
make any trouble...
648
00:29:31,711 --> 00:29:34,272
Didn't shy away from
it when it found me,
649
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,314
certainly wasn't scared of it.
650
00:29:36,356 --> 00:29:39,317
Violence sometimes suggests
a deeper issue going on
651
00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:43,281
with a child, and the proximity
to professional wrestling
652
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,283
may even normalise it.
653
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,485
It's boys. We
handled it at home.
654
00:29:47,527 --> 00:29:49,567
Tell us. We're concerned.
655
00:29:49,609 --> 00:29:51,809
No need for a
concern. It's handled.
656
00:29:51,851 --> 00:29:54,572
Thomas understands he can't use
his fists to express himself.
657
00:29:54,614 --> 00:29:56,053
Well, not at school, anyways.
658
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,895
School, their rules.
659
00:29:57,937 --> 00:29:59,595
School rules say you can't
defend yourself that way.
660
00:29:59,619 --> 00:30:01,138
Noted.
661
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:03,261
There's no need
for a deeper dive.
662
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,063
Okay, well, the video
evidence of the incident
663
00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:07,585
might amend your
feelings about it.
664
00:30:07,627 --> 00:30:09,627
You got any
audio evidence?
665
00:30:09,669 --> 00:30:13,030
Audio evidence would
amend your feelings,
666
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,952
because audio evidence would
667
00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:17,235
reveal what provoked
Thomas that day.
668
00:30:17,277 --> 00:30:19,357
Thomas broke the boy's nose.
669
00:30:19,399 --> 00:30:23,321
We want to make every effort
to de-escalate the situation.
670
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:24,762
I-I-It's over.
671
00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:26,804
It's de-escalated.
672
00:30:26,846 --> 00:30:27,925
You think this is funny?
673
00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:29,647
No, I don't.
674
00:30:29,689 --> 00:30:32,970
But I was just recalling when
I was in fifth grade here.
675
00:30:33,012 --> 00:30:35,012
A kid named Dave Curley
676
00:30:35,054 --> 00:30:38,296
pulled down Becky
Colquit's pants at recess.
677
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,378
Becky's brother,
Todd, stepped up.
678
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,059
He broke Dave's nose,
679
00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:44,141
and then he broke
Dave's left arm.
680
00:30:44,183 --> 00:30:48,786
And Dave learned something
that day about bullying.
681
00:30:48,828 --> 00:30:50,348
Now, guess what?
682
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,310
Dave turned into
a pretty good guy.
683
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,592
He's working as a social
worker now up in Raleigh.
684
00:30:54,634 --> 00:30:56,073
Thomas is a sensitive boy,
685
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,276
who responded in a
way we don't prefer.
686
00:30:58,318 --> 00:31:01,279
Thomas got told to
go fuck himself.
687
00:31:01,321 --> 00:31:03,323
That's bullying.
688
00:31:04,444 --> 00:31:07,164
Thomas taught that
bully a life lesson
689
00:31:07,206 --> 00:31:10,167
about using threats
and fightin' words.
690
00:31:10,209 --> 00:31:11,529
There's
no such thing
691
00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:13,170
as fighting words, Mr. Spade.
692
00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:15,813
Fighting words escalate
into a school shooting,
693
00:31:15,855 --> 00:31:17,857
and you don't want that, do you?
694
00:31:19,058 --> 00:31:21,339
Did you just ask me if I
wanted this to escalate
695
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,580
to a school shootin'?
696
00:31:22,622 --> 00:31:24,624
I did.
697
00:31:25,304 --> 00:31:29,467
Until Congress legislates an
approved list of fighting words
698
00:31:29,509 --> 00:31:33,871
that justifiably provoke
physical retribution,
699
00:31:33,913 --> 00:31:36,714
we're just gonna draw
the line at no punching,
700
00:31:36,756 --> 00:31:39,517
no kicking, no scratching,
no pulling hair too,
701
00:31:39,559 --> 00:31:42,239
but top on the list
is no punching.
702
00:31:42,281 --> 00:31:43,761
Make sense?
703
00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:45,805
Totally. Completely.
704
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,411
Well, mission accomplished.
705
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,773
That was one of the
worst routes ever taken
706
00:31:55,815 --> 00:31:57,815
to accomplish any mission ever.
707
00:31:57,857 --> 00:31:59,577
It's a miracle we got
out of that meetin'
708
00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:01,659
with them agreein' to let
Thomas back in school.
709
00:32:01,701 --> 00:32:04,221
Well, Staci, it's over and done
with, and he's unsuspended,
710
00:32:04,263 --> 00:32:06,063
so what is the deal for tonight?
711
00:32:06,105 --> 00:32:07,785
You gon' drive to
Alpharetta, grab Thomas,
712
00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,829
and just come on back,
'cause that's a...
713
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:15,753
That's a lot of
driving for one day.
714
00:32:15,795 --> 00:32:17,675
I don't even know what to s...
715
00:32:17,717 --> 00:32:20,157
Staci, I
came to the meetin'.
716
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,760
Me, it's Jack. It's
my point of view.
717
00:32:22,802 --> 00:32:24,522
I figure since we
were invited...
718
00:32:24,564 --> 00:32:26,283
Summoned. We were summoned.
719
00:32:26,325 --> 00:32:29,006
They had the district
school psychologist there.
720
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,088
This wasn't a meetin'
about detention and writin'
721
00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:32,970
"I'm sorry for
punching" 200 times.
722
00:32:33,012 --> 00:32:35,132
They think our son might
have mental health issues.
723
00:32:35,174 --> 00:32:36,173
They...
724
00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:37,735
They're concerned
725
00:32:37,777 --> 00:32:39,354
that the school
district's gonna get sued.
726
00:32:39,378 --> 00:32:41,138
They're just tryin'
to cover their ass.
727
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,518
They wanted us to acknowledge
punching as wrong.
728
00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:44,061
How could you not read that?
729
00:32:44,103 --> 00:32:46,183
'Cause punchin' is
not always wrong.
730
00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:48,283
Listen, are we supposed to
live according to principle,
731
00:32:48,307 --> 00:32:49,987
or we just supposed
to suck it up?
732
00:32:50,029 --> 00:32:51,447
We're supposed to live
according to principle
733
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:52,950
and common sense.
734
00:32:52,992 --> 00:32:55,595
Well, let me know
when to use which.
735
00:32:56,596 --> 00:32:59,356
And hey, how-how is it that
I'm here talkin' 'bout Thomas,
736
00:32:59,398 --> 00:33:01,118
and you're clearly
tryin' to talk about me?
737
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,480
No, I'm talkin' about all of us.
738
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,881
This is exactly my point.
739
00:33:03,923 --> 00:33:05,723
I think we're doin'
this together,
740
00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:08,686
and then you go rogue,
arguing about fighting words.
741
00:33:08,728 --> 00:33:10,648
No, goin' rogue's fightin'
742
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,692
in the absence of
fightin' words.
743
00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:15,853
Those people have
master's degrees.
744
00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:17,473
If they think we should
reframe our son's behaviour,
745
00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:19,336
maybe we should just listen.
746
00:33:19,378 --> 00:33:22,259
I listened, then I responded.
747
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,822
You talked. You schooled
the school people.
748
00:33:24,864 --> 00:33:26,383
What the hell, man?
749
00:33:26,425 --> 00:33:28,305
You have one gear
lately... Confrontational.
750
00:33:28,347 --> 00:33:29,987
I was in there
defendin' our son,
751
00:33:30,029 --> 00:33:31,286
who did not have
mental health issues...
752
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,312
I don't wanna argue.
753
00:33:39,238 --> 00:33:40,758
I just wanna hold your hand
754
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,921
and walk through
this life together.
755
00:33:43,963 --> 00:33:45,523
But I...
756
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,244
I sure can't imagine
anyone observin' us
757
00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:49,448
and thinking, "Wow,
what a great marriage."
758
00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:54,532
But it's what I want.
759
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,254
It's what we deserve,
and it's not this.
760
00:33:59,859 --> 00:34:01,459
And I'm not in a
hurry to come home
761
00:34:01,501 --> 00:34:03,503
if this is the way
we're gonna treat a...
762
00:34:05,705 --> 00:34:07,707
Go ahead.
763
00:34:08,267 --> 00:34:09,947
Say something else
764
00:34:09,989 --> 00:34:11,487
about how I'm no longer
the man that you married.
765
00:34:11,511 --> 00:34:14,151
Stop provoking me.
I wasn't going...
766
00:34:14,193 --> 00:34:16,674
I did what you asked.
I told Ace the truth.
767
00:34:16,716 --> 00:34:18,796
I'm here at this meetin'
listening to those two
768
00:34:18,838 --> 00:34:21,238
fucking idiots tell us
that our son is a bully,
769
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,080
which is not true.
770
00:34:23,122 --> 00:34:25,643
I conceded the point. I
did not think it true,
771
00:34:25,685 --> 00:34:29,406
but I did for you,
for Thomas, for us.
772
00:34:29,448 --> 00:34:31,889
I can play by the
rules, but you're here,
773
00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:33,410
and you're
threatenin' me, Staci.
774
00:34:33,452 --> 00:34:34,510
You're threatenin'
to stay separated!
775
00:34:34,534 --> 00:34:36,093
No, I am telling you
776
00:34:36,135 --> 00:34:39,737
I am so disoriented and...
and... and unfamiliar
777
00:34:39,779 --> 00:34:44,183
by this way you now seem to
express your unhappiness.
778
00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:47,304
And that it has to change, Jack,
779
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,746
because I can't do it like this.
780
00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:50,347
Well, I don't know
781
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,047
when you got so conditional,
but there it is.
782
00:34:52,071 --> 00:34:53,529
- Don't say it's conditional.
- That's fine.
783
00:34:53,553 --> 00:34:54,890
- No, it is!
- Who the fuck are you?
784
00:34:54,914 --> 00:34:57,755
It is!
785
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,440
And look, may-maybe
it should be.
786
00:35:03,482 --> 00:35:05,484
I get... I get it.
787
00:35:08,007 --> 00:35:11,569
I'm... I'm gonna stop
asking you to come home,
788
00:35:11,611 --> 00:35:15,733
because clearly, I
haven't earned it.
789
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,820
Who am I?
790
00:35:22,862 --> 00:35:25,102
I disappeared
791
00:35:25,144 --> 00:35:28,225
the day my dad shot
himself in the head.
792
00:35:28,267 --> 00:35:30,067
And Daddy's final
words to me were,
793
00:35:30,109 --> 00:35:34,672
"Jack, take care of Ace,"
and I thought that I was.
794
00:35:34,714 --> 00:35:36,754
I'm a man who's
desperate to provide,
795
00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,436
who's tryin' to build
a home for all of us.
796
00:35:39,478 --> 00:35:41,599
And, Staci, I'm
failin' at all that.
797
00:35:41,641 --> 00:35:43,440
So n... so I'm... so I'm a man
798
00:35:43,482 --> 00:35:45,843
who doesn't know
where his brother is,
799
00:35:45,885 --> 00:35:49,326
and... and whose wife
and son have left him
800
00:35:49,368 --> 00:35:51,929
alone in our home.
801
00:35:51,971 --> 00:35:54,091
Now what's that make
me? Who's that make me?
802
00:35:54,133 --> 00:35:56,974
I'm just a dude.
803
00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:58,215
I'm just...
804
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,778
I'm just a dude who's tryin'.
805
00:36:02,742 --> 00:36:05,703
And all I'm doin' instead is
I'm fuckin' everything up.
806
00:36:05,745 --> 00:36:08,706
I'm a disaster.
807
00:36:08,748 --> 00:36:11,388
I don't know
808
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:14,031
what I have to do
809
00:36:14,073 --> 00:36:17,835
to find the guy
that I was before.
810
00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:20,117
I don't know the first thing.
811
00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,123
I'ma figure it out.
812
00:36:55,955 --> 00:37:00,157
♪ I already feel ♪
813
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:04,521
♪ Like doing it again ♪
814
00:37:04,563 --> 00:37:06,083
♪ Honey ♪
815
00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:11,088
♪ 'Cause once you
know Then you know ♪
816
00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:14,171
♪ And you don't wanna go ♪
817
00:37:14,213 --> 00:37:17,254
♪ Back to wherever it is
That you come from, yeah ♪
818
00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:24,621
♪ I just want to stay high ♪
819
00:37:24,663 --> 00:37:28,507
♪ With you ♪
820
00:37:31,711 --> 00:37:33,270
This is Ace.
Leave a message,
821
00:37:33,312 --> 00:37:34,489
and I'll hit you back.
822
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,073
Ace, hey, listen to me, man.
823
00:37:36,115 --> 00:37:37,715
I don't know how far
you went or where,
824
00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:39,797
but I know that you
took your Xbox with you.
825
00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:42,359
So just tell me what I gotta
do to get you back here.
826
00:37:42,401 --> 00:37:44,401
You want me to run
down Main Street naked
827
00:37:44,443 --> 00:37:45,683
with a pumpkin head?
828
00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,124
Done! All right?
829
00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:48,926
I messed up, but I
need you with me,
830
00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:50,786
and I want you to know that
I won't keep on working
831
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,370
to build this thing until
you decide to come back.
832
00:37:53,412 --> 00:37:54,669
You know that you
gon' come back,
833
00:37:54,693 --> 00:37:56,413
because you were
born to wrestle!
834
00:37:56,455 --> 00:37:59,098
So just reach out,
and let's fix this!
835
00:38:03,142 --> 00:38:04,381
Okay, okay.
836
00:38:04,423 --> 00:38:06,343
Naked lady walks into a bar.
837
00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,225
Poodle under one hand.
838
00:38:08,267 --> 00:38:10,107
There's
no way, dude.
839
00:38:10,149 --> 00:38:13,590
Ace has gone away,
no idea where.
840
00:38:13,632 --> 00:38:15,592
New plan... Crystal,
you're gon' be on the card.
841
00:38:15,634 --> 00:38:17,674
Where? I don't know.
842
00:38:17,716 --> 00:38:18,854
But we're gonna throw
you in the deep end.
843
00:38:18,878 --> 00:38:20,397
That way, if you drown,
844
00:38:20,439 --> 00:38:22,279
we will not have
wasted any time.
845
00:38:22,321 --> 00:38:24,379
Don't ask me how it ends.
Don't ask me how it begins.
846
00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:26,724
I'm gonna write a promo.
We're gonna shoot it tonight.
847
00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:28,768
Brew some coffee.
848
00:38:32,731 --> 00:38:35,212
Jesus, the minute we
get some momentum...
849
00:38:35,254 --> 00:38:36,974
These fucking brothers, man.
850
00:38:37,016 --> 00:38:39,416
Now Ace quit?
Rooster defected.
851
00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:41,578
Pock's gone AWOL.
Bobby's leg's broke.
852
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,140
It's fucking great.
853
00:38:43,182 --> 00:38:44,599
Actually, I'm
healing really fast.
854
00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:45,680
Doctor said that I
make more calcium
855
00:38:45,704 --> 00:38:47,144
than the average person.
856
00:38:47,186 --> 00:38:48,746
How's that
work, exactly?
857
00:38:48,788 --> 00:38:50,125
You got, like, a milk
titty in your leg?
858
00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:57,114
Hey, Jack.
859
00:38:57,156 --> 00:38:58,715
Want you to know I'm here
860
00:38:58,757 --> 00:39:00,517
to relieve some
pressure, here to help.
861
00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:02,257
Bill, if you're gonna
tell me that I don't know
862
00:39:02,281 --> 00:39:04,882
what the fuck I'm doing
again, no, thank you.
863
00:39:04,924 --> 00:39:06,221
"You don't know what
the fuck you're doin'"
864
00:39:06,245 --> 00:39:08,445
is not an insult.
865
00:39:08,487 --> 00:39:10,327
It isn't.
866
00:39:10,369 --> 00:39:14,491
Look, you can't be judged on
your ability to do something
867
00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:17,254
if you haven't been
properly taught how...
868
00:39:17,296 --> 00:39:19,937
No disrespect to your dad.
869
00:39:19,979 --> 00:39:23,901
Hey, you wanna go
where he never went
870
00:39:23,943 --> 00:39:26,583
and where I've been.
871
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,906
Sometimes my turns
of phrase misfire.
872
00:39:28,948 --> 00:39:32,029
I own that. I
offer an apology.
873
00:39:32,071 --> 00:39:34,193
And I am here to help.
874
00:39:35,394 --> 00:39:38,035
Not to disrupt.
875
00:39:38,077 --> 00:39:40,157
Now, look.
876
00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:44,121
We are, right now, what
we call in the business,
877
00:39:44,163 --> 00:39:45,923
butt-fucked.
878
00:39:45,965 --> 00:39:49,086
The finish to the title
match gave us a huge pop,
879
00:39:49,128 --> 00:39:50,848
but we booked ourselves
into a corner.
880
00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:52,707
We gotta figure out how
to make you whole again
881
00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:55,813
while still pushing Crystal
without emasculatin'
882
00:39:55,855 --> 00:39:58,095
your sausage party
of a talent roster.
883
00:39:58,137 --> 00:40:01,018
Look, you can write.
884
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:03,100
Write.
885
00:40:03,142 --> 00:40:05,102
But I got some ideas...
886
00:40:05,144 --> 00:40:06,944
Some good ones.
887
00:40:06,986 --> 00:40:09,388
I'd like to share 'em with you.
888
00:40:10,829 --> 00:40:13,951
In this...
889
00:40:13,993 --> 00:40:17,394
battered notebook,
one of about 100,
890
00:40:17,436 --> 00:40:21,999
there lies the scribbled
wisdom born out of 7,000 nights
891
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,243
in 6,000 motels.
892
00:40:28,607 --> 00:40:32,371
Let's put our heads together
and get this shit goin'.
893
00:40:40,219 --> 00:40:42,940
As president of the
Duffy Wrestling League
894
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,542
board of directors, I
called this press conference
895
00:40:45,584 --> 00:40:47,304
to address the
recent controversy.
896
00:40:47,346 --> 00:40:49,907
Last week, in an
overzealous moment,
897
00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:54,111
our referee erroneously awarded
the title to Bunny Bombshell,
898
00:40:54,153 --> 00:40:57,234
who was not a legal
competitor in the title match,
899
00:40:57,276 --> 00:40:59,836
and therefore, was
ineligible to win.
900
00:40:59,878 --> 00:41:01,256
- Huh.
- 'Scuse me.
901
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,123
This referee
902
00:41:06,165 --> 00:41:08,966
is now suspended without pay,
pending an investigation.
903
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,647
There's no
need. There's no need.
904
00:41:10,689 --> 00:41:12,489
I'm retiring from reffing.
905
00:41:12,531 --> 00:41:14,091
Praise the Lord.
906
00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:16,053
Nice passing
the heat to the ref.
907
00:41:16,095 --> 00:41:17,334
Time-tested good shit.
908
00:41:17,376 --> 00:41:18,976
Shut the fuck up, Kevin.
909
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,498
Bill Hancock was
incapacitated during the match
910
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:23,300
and left unattended,
911
00:41:23,342 --> 00:41:25,662
a grievous oversight by
our entire promotion.
912
00:41:25,704 --> 00:41:28,145
I want to apologise
to Mr. Hancock
913
00:41:28,187 --> 00:41:32,269
for our mishandling of your
gastrointestinal complication
914
00:41:32,311 --> 00:41:36,753
and offer you Jack Spade
in a ladder match rematch
915
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,395
for the DWL title.
916
00:41:38,437 --> 00:41:39,836
This is only happenin',
917
00:41:39,878 --> 00:41:41,336
'cause he's threatenin'
to sue the DWL!
918
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,800
Eddie.
919
00:41:43,842 --> 00:41:48,525
I accept your completely
unmotivated apology.
920
00:41:48,567 --> 00:41:50,807
But if you're looking
for who to blame,
921
00:41:50,849 --> 00:41:55,212
look at who might
gain through sabotage.
922
00:41:55,254 --> 00:41:57,374
Jack Spade.
923
00:41:57,416 --> 00:41:59,056
Ace Spade.
924
00:41:59,098 --> 00:42:01,100
I was poisoned!
925
00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,422
And who had better access
926
00:42:05,464 --> 00:42:09,987
than my so-called valet,
Bunny freakin' Bombshell?
927
00:42:10,029 --> 00:42:14,271
A valet that had just come
off workin' with Ace Spade.
928
00:42:14,313 --> 00:42:16,273
Maybe they never stopped
working together.
929
00:42:16,315 --> 00:42:19,436
Keep on using them
fightin' words, Bill,
930
00:42:19,478 --> 00:42:21,438
and you're gonna find
yourself in a world of hurt.
931
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,481
You got your money, and
you got your lawyers,
932
00:42:24,523 --> 00:42:27,644
but what you also have
is a mouth writin' checks
933
00:42:27,686 --> 00:42:29,606
that your leaky ass can't cash!
934
00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,768
Let's go right now, big Jack!
935
00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:34,251
Please! Leave it for the ring,
936
00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,613
where we will all gladly pay
937
00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,575
to see you spill
one another's blood.
938
00:42:38,617 --> 00:42:40,097
And now, Ms. Bombshell...
939
00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:42,139
Whoa, check yourself.
940
00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:48,185
My name is not Bunny
Bombshell or Tits McGee
941
00:42:48,227 --> 00:42:50,907
or any other cartoon stage name
942
00:42:50,949 --> 00:42:54,671
this hairy, syphilitic sack
of skin tried pinnin' on me.
943
00:42:54,713 --> 00:42:58,395
You will call me Crystal Tyler.
944
00:42:58,437 --> 00:43:02,039
I am a grown, damn woman.
945
00:43:02,081 --> 00:43:03,721
Oh, you think it's
funny, Jack Spade, huh?
946
00:43:03,762 --> 00:43:05,242
I do.
947
00:43:05,284 --> 00:43:07,044
What's funny was that
look on your face
948
00:43:07,086 --> 00:43:09,886
after I kicked your ass
and took your title!
949
00:43:09,928 --> 00:43:11,346
- You wanna go right now?
- I'll do whatever...
950
00:43:11,370 --> 00:43:13,290
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Ms. Tyler!
951
00:43:13,332 --> 00:43:16,133
I am impressed by
your competitive fire,
952
00:43:16,175 --> 00:43:19,296
but this belt and the title
are gonna be held in abeyance
953
00:43:19,338 --> 00:43:20,977
until Saturday's match
954
00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:23,940
between Jack Spade
and Wild Bill Hancock.
955
00:43:23,982 --> 00:43:26,623
And Ace Spade, you're
invited to return to Duffy
956
00:43:26,665 --> 00:43:28,625
and challenge for
the belt again.
957
00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:31,628
If not, your spot'll be
taken by another challenger.
958
00:43:31,670 --> 00:43:35,032
See you all
Saturday, 7:30 p.m.,
959
00:43:35,074 --> 00:43:37,514
live from the Duffy Dome.
960
00:43:37,556 --> 00:43:39,076
- Cut.
- Good!
961
00:43:39,118 --> 00:43:41,118
Hey, good job.
962
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,977
- Nice job.
- Very well done!
963
00:43:43,001 --> 00:43:44,579
Ain't nothin' without
the words, Shakespeare.
964
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,161
Hey. Standing room only.
965
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,842
Field of fucking
Dreams out there.
966
00:44:25,884 --> 00:44:27,324
Promo worked so good.
967
00:44:27,366 --> 00:44:28,765
Merch is moving.
Beer is flowing.
968
00:44:28,807 --> 00:44:30,647
We're gonna make
some money tonight.
969
00:44:30,689 --> 00:44:32,307
Yeah, they still gotta buy
what we're sellin' in the ring.
970
00:44:32,331 --> 00:44:33,930
Okay, one victory at a time.
971
00:44:33,972 --> 00:44:36,893
You sure about the
finish? Just confirming.
972
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,260
This is Ace.
Leave a message,
973
00:44:43,302 --> 00:44:44,599
and I'll hit you back.
974
00:44:44,623 --> 00:44:46,703
Hey, if
you show up here
975
00:44:46,745 --> 00:44:49,186
in the next ten minutes or
so, just slide in the back,
976
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,628
and I'll fill you in
once we're in the ring.
977
00:44:51,670 --> 00:44:54,111
Otherwise, I'm gon'
keep reachin' out,
978
00:44:54,153 --> 00:44:56,072
and I'm gon' keep
leavin' these messages.
979
00:44:58,437 --> 00:45:00,277
I need you back here.
980
00:45:03,602 --> 00:45:05,682
Let's go.
981
00:45:28,146 --> 00:45:30,106
Ace! Ace! Ace!
982
00:45:30,148 --> 00:45:32,789
Ace! Ace! Ace!
983
00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:34,631
Folks, I'm
sorry to say this,
984
00:45:34,673 --> 00:45:36,393
but Ace Spade is a no-show.
985
00:45:38,877 --> 00:45:41,478
But you were promised a
triple threat ladder match
986
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,562
for the DWL strap, and that's
exactly what you're gonna get.
987
00:45:47,406 --> 00:45:50,767
Ace Spade's sudden
and mysterious absence
988
00:45:50,809 --> 00:45:54,291
has provided the
opportunity of a lifetime.
989
00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:56,973
I am makin' an open challenge
990
00:45:57,015 --> 00:46:00,056
to any other man
on the DWL roster.
991
00:46:00,098 --> 00:46:02,100
Now, who's it gonna be?
992
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:04,541
How 'bout a woman?
993
00:46:10,829 --> 00:46:13,630
I got a DWL contract right here,
994
00:46:13,672 --> 00:46:15,752
which means I'm on the roster.
995
00:46:15,794 --> 00:46:17,194
No, no, no, no!
996
00:46:17,236 --> 00:46:20,477
And I came here
for what's mine...
997
00:46:20,519 --> 00:46:22,599
To win back my belt!
998
00:46:25,163 --> 00:46:26,923
Oh, don't
encourage her now, folks.
999
00:46:26,965 --> 00:46:30,166
She's a spectator just
like yourselves tonight.
1000
00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:33,730
Look at this typical
male bull crap.
1001
00:46:33,772 --> 00:46:37,214
Woman comes in, beats three men
1002
00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:39,656
only to have a fourth man
1003
00:46:39,698 --> 00:46:43,300
manufacture some technicality
1004
00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:45,822
to dismiss her.
1005
00:46:45,864 --> 00:46:47,504
They're lookin' at me like,
1006
00:46:47,546 --> 00:46:50,066
"Who's this bitch
think she is?"
1007
00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:52,229
Shut up!
1008
00:46:52,271 --> 00:46:54,671
You guys see that
look on Jack Spade's face?
1009
00:46:54,713 --> 00:46:58,034
Yeah, he don't like a lady
1010
00:46:58,076 --> 00:47:02,639
using such language in the
DWL, but you know what?
1011
00:47:02,681 --> 00:47:04,761
You're actually
right about me, Jack.
1012
00:47:04,803 --> 00:47:07,644
My name is Crystal Tyler,
1013
00:47:07,686 --> 00:47:10,647
and I am the baddest bitch
1014
00:47:10,689 --> 00:47:12,729
the DWL has ever seen!
1015
00:47:17,576 --> 00:47:19,738
Nice.
1016
00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:26,863
I am the real goddamn champ
1017
00:47:26,905 --> 00:47:30,267
till one of you has got the
balls to take it from me.
1018
00:47:33,191 --> 00:47:37,354
Your job is to hop
around and fetch my robe.
1019
00:47:39,117 --> 00:47:40,695
So quit twitching your
little bunny tail here
1020
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,519
and hop on out!
1021
00:47:42,561 --> 00:47:44,641
This match is no
place for a woman.
1022
00:47:50,008 --> 00:47:54,371
Crystal Tyler, you
want in the match?
1023
00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,534
You got it!
1024
00:47:57,576 --> 00:48:00,897
But! But don't you
come crying to me
1025
00:48:00,939 --> 00:48:04,541
'cause you got bit trying
to play with the big dogs.
1026
00:48:06,545 --> 00:48:08,745
Ring that bell, Eddie!
1027
00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:12,230
I am officially protestin...
1028
00:48:14,713 --> 00:48:16,152
Shit!
1029
00:48:16,194 --> 00:48:18,114
That's a living
legend right there!
1030
00:48:18,156 --> 00:48:20,158
How dare you!
1031
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,321
All right,
folks. We are under way.
1032
00:48:24,363 --> 00:48:26,282
Oh, he's giving
her a police escort
1033
00:48:26,324 --> 00:48:28,204
right into the turnbuckle there.
1034
00:48:28,246 --> 00:48:30,487
She don't
belong in this ring!
1035
00:48:30,529 --> 00:48:33,129
Witchcraft!
1036
00:48:33,171 --> 00:48:35,091
Burn her!
1037
00:48:35,133 --> 00:48:36,871
There's just two left
in the dance contest now.
1038
00:48:36,895 --> 00:48:38,615
Okay, here we go.
1039
00:48:38,657 --> 00:48:40,377
Now this is
some great action here.
1040
00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:42,178
You don't turn
your back on a girl
1041
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,140
with that kind of
agility, I'll tell ya.
1042
00:48:44,182 --> 00:48:45,760
Looks like she's
tryin' to maybe choke him.
1043
00:48:45,784 --> 00:48:47,784
Whoa!
1044
00:48:47,826 --> 00:48:49,283
Crystal just lands
on her feet like a housecat.
1045
00:48:49,307 --> 00:48:50,787
Stuck the dismount.
1046
00:48:50,829 --> 00:48:52,789
Uh-uh. She
means business.
1047
00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:56,112
Oh!
1048
00:48:56,154 --> 00:48:57,914
Well, that done backfired
on him, didn't it?
1049
00:48:57,956 --> 00:48:59,436
Ow! Come on!
1050
00:48:59,478 --> 00:49:00,775
- Did it hurt?
- Yes!
1051
00:49:00,799 --> 00:49:02,959
Yeah?
1052
00:49:03,001 --> 00:49:04,659
She just keeps
slappin' with her open hand.
1053
00:49:04,683 --> 00:49:06,322
I don't understand that.
1054
00:49:06,364 --> 00:49:08,445
I would use a rock
or a closed fist.
1055
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:09,824
Closed fist is illegal
in professional wrestling,
1056
00:49:09,848 --> 00:49:11,850
Eddie Earl.
1057
00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:13,850
Oh!
1058
00:49:13,892 --> 00:49:15,251
He threw
her for distance.
1059
00:49:15,293 --> 00:49:16,973
Oh, he's fixin' to end
1060
00:49:17,015 --> 00:49:18,735
this girl's career
before it starts.
1061
00:49:18,777 --> 00:49:20,274
Oh, she's jumping
up to the top pole.
1062
00:49:20,298 --> 00:49:22,218
Appliances. Here she goes.
1063
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,220
Oh! That is some kind of
superkick right there.
1064
00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,342
Every time Jack
takes his eyes off the prize,
1065
00:49:26,384 --> 00:49:27,944
Crystal does
something fantastic.
1066
00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:30,146
Oh!
1067
00:49:30,188 --> 00:49:31,708
- Good lord!
- Oh!
1068
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,309
Like a young
Nadia Comaneci,
1069
00:49:33,351 --> 00:49:35,071
right with an elbow to the face.
1070
00:49:35,113 --> 00:49:36,571
For anybody
under 75 right now,
1071
00:49:36,595 --> 00:49:38,194
he means Simone Biles.
1072
00:49:38,236 --> 00:49:39,814
He's working the outside
of the ring here.
1073
00:49:39,838 --> 00:49:41,438
- Thanks very much.
- Hey!
1074
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,640
He's stealing a $7-beer.
That's not all right.
1075
00:49:43,682 --> 00:49:46,202
Remember, this is
a ladder match.
1076
00:49:46,244 --> 00:49:48,885
You need to use the ladder
to climb and grab the belt.
1077
00:49:57,856 --> 00:49:59,554
You need the
ladder to win the match,
1078
00:49:59,578 --> 00:50:02,699
but it can also be
used against you.
1079
00:50:02,741 --> 00:50:04,100
Look at her.
1080
00:50:04,142 --> 00:50:07,223
She's been to a
Home Depot before.
1081
00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:10,547
All right, well, he's
back in the ring.
1082
00:50:10,589 --> 00:50:12,951
He's a little... oh.
Little do-si-do there.
1083
00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:19,836
She didn't plan to
land on that elbow.
1084
00:50:19,878 --> 00:50:22,439
Hot dog, kids these
days call that a cutter.
1085
00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:24,601
It's a Crystal
Cutter, Eddie Earl!
1086
00:50:24,643 --> 00:50:27,203
That's a rich country
in the Middle East as well.
1087
00:50:29,808 --> 00:50:30,985
All right, that
ladder's twice the size
1088
00:50:31,009 --> 00:50:32,929
of that little girl.
1089
00:50:32,971 --> 00:50:34,148
Well, she's gotta
get up to the top floor
1090
00:50:34,172 --> 00:50:36,493
and get that belt.
1091
00:50:36,535 --> 00:50:37,934
Oh, Crystal's gonna win
1092
00:50:37,976 --> 00:50:38,993
this match right
here, right now.
1093
00:50:39,017 --> 00:50:41,019
Hold up, Ricky.
1094
00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:44,100
Have you ever seen
a ladder match
1095
00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:45,702
where someone climbed the ladder
1096
00:50:45,744 --> 00:50:47,864
with a sense of
urgency or alacrity?
1097
00:50:47,906 --> 00:50:49,908
Oh!
1098
00:50:50,869 --> 00:50:54,070
He's got a hold of her...
An impolite hold of her.
1099
00:50:54,112 --> 00:50:56,392
Could be prosecuted
in some states.
1100
00:50:56,434 --> 00:50:59,435
He's gonna throw
her into the second row.
1101
00:50:59,477 --> 00:51:00,677
Oh, wait!
1102
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,318
She's reversed it on him.
1103
00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:06,803
Oh. Oh, she is...
1104
00:51:06,845 --> 00:51:08,725
Jade Spade might
be in trouble here.
1105
00:51:08,767 --> 00:51:09,904
She is twisting
the life out of his neck.
1106
00:51:09,928 --> 00:51:11,768
Like a boa constrictor.
1107
00:51:11,810 --> 00:51:13,107
- Use those thighs!
- Choke him out!
1108
00:51:13,131 --> 00:51:14,010
You got it!
1109
00:51:16,094 --> 00:51:17,894
She's locked in
a triangle choke.
1110
00:51:17,936 --> 00:51:19,976
He's very much in trouble.
1111
00:51:20,018 --> 00:51:21,257
I would think a lot of men
1112
00:51:21,299 --> 00:51:24,180
would want to be
in his position.
1113
00:51:24,222 --> 00:51:25,840
He's tapping
out. He can't breathe.
1114
00:51:25,864 --> 00:51:27,544
He don't wanna be there.
1115
00:51:30,388 --> 00:51:33,550
He's out. Jack's unconscious.
1116
00:51:33,592 --> 00:51:34,809
It's all over
but the climbin' now.
1117
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:36,272
Come on, Crystal!
1118
00:51:36,314 --> 00:51:38,194
When she
grabs that belt,
1119
00:51:38,236 --> 00:51:39,774
no one can say that she
won on a technicality.
1120
00:51:39,798 --> 00:51:41,518
She beat these men
fair and square.
1121
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,200
We are all eyewitnesses.
1122
00:51:44,242 --> 00:51:46,603
She's this close
to winning the belt again.
1123
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,925
Wait a minute! He's
comin' from the side!
1124
00:51:48,967 --> 00:51:51,528
Wild Bill is back. He has
self-released himself.
1125
00:51:51,570 --> 00:51:55,692
Crystal!
Crystal! Crystal!
1126
00:52:34,332 --> 00:52:35,531
She's made it!
1127
00:52:35,573 --> 00:52:38,575
She has won the belt again.
1128
00:52:38,617 --> 00:52:40,256
Yeah! Whoo!
1129
00:52:40,298 --> 00:52:42,659
Crystal!
Crystal! Crystal!
1130
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:45,662
Crystal! Crystal! Crystal!
1131
00:52:48,186 --> 00:52:49,786
It's CrystalMania,
is what it is.
1132
00:52:49,828 --> 00:52:51,467
That's what's broken out here.
1133
00:52:51,509 --> 00:52:53,149
What a sport.
Hey, look it...
1134
00:52:53,191 --> 00:52:54,551
Look at how dejected
Jack Spade is.
1135
00:52:54,592 --> 00:52:55,792
He's upset.
1136
00:52:55,834 --> 00:52:57,033
Well, he should be.
1137
00:52:57,075 --> 00:52:58,795
Yeah, absolutely.
1138
00:52:58,837 --> 00:53:00,476
He just lost
to a 101-pound girl.
1139
00:53:00,518 --> 00:53:02,799
Crystal!
Crystal! Crystal!
1140
00:53:02,841 --> 00:53:04,963
Great piece
of business, Jack.
1141
00:53:06,805 --> 00:53:09,005
One hell of a
sacrifice for a top guy
1142
00:53:09,047 --> 00:53:10,807
to put over a
five-foot-nothing female...
1143
00:53:10,849 --> 00:53:13,049
And clean, at that.
1144
00:53:13,091 --> 00:53:14,108
It was the
right thing to do.
1145
00:53:15,894 --> 00:53:18,494
And judging
by those cheers,
1146
00:53:18,536 --> 00:53:20,576
it was a good call.
1147
00:53:20,618 --> 00:53:22,619
Thank you.
1148
00:53:22,661 --> 00:53:25,662
You helped put her over too.
1149
00:53:25,704 --> 00:53:29,225
"Therefore, Saul took
a sword and fell on it.
1150
00:53:29,267 --> 00:53:31,988
"And when his armourbearer
saw that Saul was dead,
1151
00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:35,792
he also fell on his
sword and died with him."
1152
00:53:35,834 --> 00:53:37,513
I'll be fine.
1153
00:53:37,555 --> 00:53:40,679
I once lost to Vanilla
Ice and a Ninja Turtle.
1154
00:53:41,279 --> 00:53:44,162
There she is!
1155
00:53:49,728 --> 00:53:52,488
Way to
go, Crystal Tyler.
1156
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:54,130
Willie, I just...
1157
00:53:57,135 --> 00:53:58,254
All right.
1158
00:53:58,296 --> 00:53:59,896
Good job.
1159
00:53:59,938 --> 00:54:01,475
Go ahead and grab
yourself a beer or a shot,
1160
00:54:01,499 --> 00:54:03,339
you know, to celebrate.
1161
00:54:07,986 --> 00:54:09,906
Oh.
1162
00:54:09,948 --> 00:54:11,307
Hey.
1163
00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:12,709
All righty then.
1164
00:54:12,751 --> 00:54:14,230
Hey, a few more shows like that,
1165
00:54:14,272 --> 00:54:15,489
and you might actually
make some money.
1166
00:54:15,513 --> 00:54:17,473
I know.
1167
00:54:17,515 --> 00:54:19,035
This guy
did it. He was...
1168
00:54:19,077 --> 00:54:20,534
- This guy.
- Yeah.
1169
00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:22,318
This guy! This guy!
1170
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,359
Hey.
1171
00:55:05,003 --> 00:55:06,803
Ace, hey,
listen to me, man.
1172
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:08,684
I don't know how far
you went or where,
1173
00:55:08,726 --> 00:55:10,847
but I know that you
took your Xbox with you.
1174
00:55:10,889 --> 00:55:13,329
So just tell me what I gotta
do to get you back here.
1175
00:55:13,371 --> 00:55:15,411
Do you want me to run
down Main Street naked
1176
00:55:15,453 --> 00:55:16,532
with a pumpkin head?
1177
00:55:16,574 --> 00:55:18,134
Done! All right?
1178
00:55:18,176 --> 00:55:19,033
I messed up, but I
need you with me.
1179
00:55:21,019 --> 00:55:22,757
I want you to know
that I'm gon' keep on working
1180
00:55:22,781 --> 00:55:24,381
to build this thing.
1181
00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:25,239
Until you
decide to come back.
1182
00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:28,504
You were
born to wrestle!
1183
00:55:28,546 --> 00:55:30,106
So just reach out,
and let's fix this!
1184
00:55:34,913 --> 00:55:37,353
Jack, look.
1185
00:55:37,395 --> 00:55:39,876
Turns out the DWL didn't
need Ace after all.
1186
00:55:39,918 --> 00:55:41,918
Now we got...
1187
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,160
CrystalMania!
1188
00:56:21,559 --> 00:56:24,080
Help?
1189
00:56:24,122 --> 00:56:26,803
Can anyone hear me?
1190
00:56:26,845 --> 00:56:29,565
Help!
1191
00:56:29,607 --> 00:56:31,968
Help!
1192
00:56:33,731 --> 00:56:37,613
♪ Mad bull lost its way ♪
1193
00:56:37,655 --> 00:56:41,818
♪ War, children, yeah ♪
1194
00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:45,982
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
1195
00:56:46,024 --> 00:56:49,906
♪ War, children, yeah ♪
1196
00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:53,469
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
1197
00:56:53,511 --> 00:56:55,111
♪ Yeah ♪
1198
00:57:12,050 --> 00:57:14,330
♪ Yeah ♪
1199
00:57:14,372 --> 00:57:18,254
♪ War, children ♪
1200
00:57:18,296 --> 00:57:22,178
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
1201
00:57:22,220 --> 00:57:26,022
♪ It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away ♪
1202
00:57:26,064 --> 00:57:29,305
♪ It's just a shot away ♪
1203
00:57:29,347 --> 00:57:34,150
♪ I tell you love, sister ♪
1204
00:57:34,192 --> 00:57:38,234
♪ It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away ♪
1205
00:57:38,276 --> 00:57:40,116
♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
1206
00:57:40,158 --> 00:57:43,559
♪ It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away ♪
1207
00:57:43,601 --> 00:57:45,603
♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪
1207
00:57:46,305 --> 00:58:46,603
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