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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,367 --> 00:00:02,700 [PEACOCKS CALLING] 2 00:00:02,702 --> 00:00:05,237 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS, MUSIC THUMPING] 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,038 [PEACOCK CALLS] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,700 - Boom! - Yes! 5 00:00:11,062 --> 00:00:12,928 You nervous about the peacocks? 6 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:16,660 Me too. They scream so loud. Scares me like crazy. 7 00:00:16,652 --> 00:00:17,718 No cap. Facts. 8 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:19,650 It's not the peacocks, Stan. 9 00:00:19,647 --> 00:00:21,313 I hate these Hideki parties. 10 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,778 Everyone has all these impressive things going on 11 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,707 to talk about, and I don't. 12 00:00:25,703 --> 00:00:28,704 They all look at me like I'm a big nothing. 13 00:00:28,698 --> 00:00:31,032 You've got something going on! Don't you? 14 00:00:31,028 --> 00:00:33,762 Aren't you out in the shed doing little potteries or something? 15 00:00:33,757 --> 00:00:35,490 My pottery, Stan?! 16 00:00:35,487 --> 00:00:38,355 Oh, my God! That's not impressive! 17 00:00:38,350 --> 00:00:39,816 I'm not even good at it! 18 00:00:39,814 --> 00:00:42,881 I'm just gonna lie low until it's time to leave. 19 00:00:42,874 --> 00:00:44,607 Come on! You're Francine! 20 00:00:44,605 --> 00:00:46,472 The wife of me, Stan! 21 00:00:46,469 --> 00:00:49,003 I'm working on a book of witticisms. 22 00:00:48,998 --> 00:00:50,331 Very impressive. 23 00:00:50,329 --> 00:00:52,061 Would you like to be cheered up with one? 24 00:00:52,059 --> 00:00:54,259 - No, thanks. - I don't remember most of these. 25 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,856 Buncha head scratchers. Oooh! Here's a good one! 26 00:00:56,851 --> 00:00:59,852 "The marines said they were looking for a few good men, 27 00:00:59,846 --> 00:01:02,314 and I think the movie found them." 28 00:01:02,309 --> 00:01:03,508 - Ha ha ha ha ha! - [PEACOCK CRIES] 29 00:01:03,507 --> 00:01:05,974 [STAN SCREAMING] 30 00:01:05,969 --> 00:01:08,503 ?? 31 00:01:08,499 --> 00:01:11,249 ? Good morning, U.S.A. ? 32 00:01:11,276 --> 00:01:14,828 ? I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ? 33 00:01:14,821 --> 00:01:17,822 ? The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ? 34 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:22,453 ? And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ? 35 00:01:23,939 --> 00:01:27,474 ? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ? 36 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:30,200 - ? Good... ? - ? Good morning, U.S.A. ? 37 00:01:30,194 --> 00:01:31,261 Aah! 38 00:01:32,391 --> 00:01:35,726 ? Good morning, U.S.A. ? 39 00:01:35,719 --> 00:01:38,653 [MUSIC THUMPING, PEACOCK CRIES] 40 00:01:38,648 --> 00:01:41,049 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 41 00:01:42,108 --> 00:01:43,974 FRANCINE: At least there's food. 42 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,739 Maybe I can grab some and sneak off. 43 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,165 As you may have heard, 44 00:01:49,162 --> 00:01:52,031 we recently adopted a 5-year-old child. 45 00:01:52,026 --> 00:01:55,760 - [APPLAUSE] - That's not my impressive thing! 46 00:01:55,752 --> 00:01:58,420 My impressive thing is my new jacket! 47 00:01:58,415 --> 00:01:59,881 Do you love? 48 00:01:59,879 --> 00:02:02,013 ALL: Ooh! 49 00:02:02,009 --> 00:02:03,542 Oh, Francine! 50 00:02:04,338 --> 00:02:06,438 Thought I saw Francine. 51 00:02:07,865 --> 00:02:10,799 And what do you boys have going on? 52 00:02:10,793 --> 00:02:12,793 Um, it's a little early to... 53 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:14,857 I won't give you too many details, 54 00:02:14,853 --> 00:02:18,188 but I will say that our project... 55 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,247 is in the tech space. 56 00:02:20,244 --> 00:02:21,978 ALL: Ooh! 57 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,309 Yeah. It's in the tech space. 58 00:02:25,302 --> 00:02:30,505 I have this little rash that so far, no doctor can identify. 59 00:02:30,493 --> 00:02:31,960 I'm seeing a lot of specialists. 60 00:02:31,958 --> 00:02:34,224 It's become somewhat of a full-time job. 61 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:36,154 ALL: Ooh! 62 00:02:36,151 --> 00:02:40,753 I've been working on plans for a glow-in-the-dark basketball. 63 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,009 ALL: Ooh! 64 00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:44,207 There's a lot of days I think I cracked it, 65 00:02:44,204 --> 00:02:48,072 but then the sun goes down and... I can't find my ball. 66 00:02:48,063 --> 00:02:51,265 "They say truth is in the eye of the beholder. 67 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:54,928 "But if they say tooth is in the eye of the 'bee-holder', 68 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,521 the person holding the bee, then all bets are off, baby!" 69 00:02:58,513 --> 00:03:00,713 I'm ghostwriting a book of witticisms. 70 00:03:00,709 --> 00:03:03,042 - Oh, wow. - Great party, right? 71 00:03:03,038 --> 00:03:04,838 I heard Gary Gogo is here, 72 00:03:04,835 --> 00:03:07,704 the biggest art dealer in the world. 73 00:03:07,698 --> 00:03:10,298 They say he's totally over-the-top ridiculous... 74 00:03:10,294 --> 00:03:11,760 a billionaire. 75 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,492 That's me! I'm Gary Gogo! 76 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,153 No shit? Aww. I thought it was gonna be me. 77 00:03:17,148 --> 00:03:21,817 So nice to find someone at this party I can just be with. 78 00:03:21,807 --> 00:03:24,408 No one's trying to impress anyone else. 79 00:03:24,403 --> 00:03:26,803 It's a good vibe on the top stair. 80 00:03:26,798 --> 00:03:29,233 I can do a cartwheel! Wanna see? 81 00:03:31,324 --> 00:03:34,192 Man! Even you're impressive! 82 00:03:34,186 --> 00:03:35,352 My meatball! 83 00:03:38,579 --> 00:03:41,180 [GASPS] The elusive Francine! 84 00:03:41,175 --> 00:03:42,308 What's new with you? 85 00:03:42,307 --> 00:03:43,972 Mmm! Meatball. 86 00:03:43,969 --> 00:03:45,102 We can wait. 87 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:48,236 I, uh, have to lie! I mean, pee! 88 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:51,097 - [BREATHING HEAVILY] - [KNOCK ON DOOR] 89 00:03:51,091 --> 00:03:52,625 HIDEKI: We're all waiting for you 90 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:54,756 when you come out, Francine. 91 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,281 [GLASS SHATTERS] 92 00:04:01,807 --> 00:04:02,906 [RUSTLING] 93 00:04:02,905 --> 00:04:04,271 I need my car keys! 94 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:05,603 Throw me my keys! 95 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:08,264 [PEACOCK SQUAWKING] 96 00:04:08,263 --> 00:04:11,464 What are you doing?! Are you insane?! 97 00:04:11,457 --> 00:04:13,123 [PARTYGOERS AND PEACOCKS SCREAMING] 98 00:04:13,121 --> 00:04:14,854 [STAN SCREAMS] 99 00:04:14,851 --> 00:04:18,787 Francine, that's very bad for my peacock! 100 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:20,976 [PEACOCK CRIES] 101 00:04:20,975 --> 00:04:24,443 Still gonna need that update, Francine! 102 00:04:26,764 --> 00:04:30,433 ?? 103 00:04:30,425 --> 00:04:32,826 That was a bad party for me. 104 00:04:32,822 --> 00:04:34,087 - Well... - It, uh... 105 00:04:34,086 --> 00:04:35,752 You looked great, though. 106 00:04:35,749 --> 00:04:37,616 I liked when you fought the peacock. 107 00:04:37,613 --> 00:04:40,280 Ugh. I'm late for my flight to Cupertino. 108 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:43,410 Oh, my God! You didn't hear that! 109 00:04:43,404 --> 00:04:45,004 I've got a doctor's appointment. 110 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:47,467 - B-Ball science. - The quill calls! 111 00:04:47,463 --> 00:04:50,799 I hold the quill and write all the words! 112 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:53,125 Sad-face Francine? 113 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,452 I know. 114 00:04:54,451 --> 00:04:57,186 The party's over, and I should move on, 115 00:04:57,181 --> 00:05:00,382 but I feel like I'm stuck there... emotionally. 116 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:02,642 Party? What party? There was a party? 117 00:05:02,638 --> 00:05:04,838 I feel like such a loser, Klaus. 118 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:07,234 How can you bear to live like this all the time? 119 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:08,830 Well, I try to picture three spheres 120 00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:13,296 floating in complex orbit until I disassociate from my body. 121 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:15,353 That wasn't the answer I was expecting. 122 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:18,417 Can I show you something, loser to loser? 123 00:05:18,411 --> 00:05:21,313 Blblblb! Yeah, okay. Let's see it. 124 00:05:23,936 --> 00:05:25,535 I've been making bowls. 125 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:28,466 I make 'em, I bake 'em, then I break 'em. 126 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,061 Break 'em? Why? 127 00:05:30,058 --> 00:05:31,524 Because! 128 00:05:31,522 --> 00:05:34,256 Pbht! It never turns out good enough! 129 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,652 It isn't impressive in any way! It's a flop! 130 00:05:37,645 --> 00:05:41,314 Hold! What's the worst that could happen if you didn't break it? 131 00:05:41,306 --> 00:05:43,439 If you showed it to someone? 132 00:05:43,435 --> 00:05:46,169 Not me, of course. A real person. 133 00:05:46,164 --> 00:05:47,630 They would laugh, and the laughter 134 00:05:47,628 --> 00:05:49,495 would feel like bullets and kill me. 135 00:05:49,492 --> 00:05:51,559 No one's going to laugh at a bowl. 136 00:05:51,556 --> 00:05:54,156 The truth is, no one will even care. 137 00:05:54,151 --> 00:05:56,285 Plus, "other people's opinions of you 138 00:05:56,281 --> 00:05:58,682 are none of your business." 139 00:05:58,677 --> 00:06:00,409 Is that a quote? Who said that? 140 00:06:00,407 --> 00:06:02,407 I don't know. Not Steve Harvey. 141 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,403 Listen. Jurgen steals Splenda packets 142 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,867 from this one coffee shop. 143 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:10,067 It has a shelf where local artists can display their work. 144 00:06:10,058 --> 00:06:11,424 - No. - Yes! 145 00:06:12,919 --> 00:06:14,719 I can't do this, Klaus. 146 00:06:14,716 --> 00:06:17,851 My good man, does anyone ever look at the art 147 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,110 on this little shelf? 148 00:06:19,109 --> 00:06:21,076 What shelf? 149 00:06:22,569 --> 00:06:23,636 Okay. 150 00:06:25,897 --> 00:06:27,897 I'm proud of you, Franny. 151 00:06:27,894 --> 00:06:29,160 - [DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES] - Oh, no! 152 00:06:29,159 --> 00:06:30,692 Marc Gilbert just walked in! 153 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:33,690 He's the meanest, cruelest guy in Langley! 154 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,884 He shits on everything! 155 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,081 Hah! Nice shirt, lard ass! 156 00:06:39,075 --> 00:06:42,210 Heh-heh! That bowl! 157 00:06:42,204 --> 00:06:45,139 Is that about how big the salads are here? 158 00:06:46,397 --> 00:06:48,897 Grabbin' some roadies for Jurgen. 159 00:06:51,255 --> 00:06:53,121 MAN: It's her! Francine! 160 00:06:53,118 --> 00:06:56,420 Yes! Now hold that look for two to four hours! 161 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,443 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 162 00:06:59,441 --> 00:07:01,174 Francine Smith? 163 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:04,574 I'm Gary Gogo, the biggest art dealer in the world. 164 00:07:04,566 --> 00:07:08,167 And I love your bowl! 165 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,161 These are what I call "art world paparazzi." 166 00:07:11,155 --> 00:07:13,756 I'm sorry, Francine. Is this all too stupid? 167 00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:15,217 I can get regular paparazzi. 168 00:07:15,215 --> 00:07:19,084 I'm just so excited about your bowl! 169 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:23,070 ?? 170 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,337 So, there I am in the middle of butt [BLEEP] Egypt nowhere, 171 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:27,996 but I haven't had my Turkish coffee yet 172 00:07:27,994 --> 00:07:29,459 and I'm outside of what looks like 173 00:07:29,457 --> 00:07:30,790 could pass for a coffee shop. 174 00:07:30,788 --> 00:07:33,189 I go in. I say, "please tell me you have 175 00:07:33,185 --> 00:07:35,185 Turkish coffee and a very green banana." 176 00:07:35,181 --> 00:07:37,981 And then I see it. The bowl. 177 00:07:37,976 --> 00:07:39,910 I made a bowl! He likes it! 178 00:07:39,907 --> 00:07:41,640 I like it? No! 179 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:46,373 I feel that, without it, I would cease to exist, okay? 180 00:07:46,362 --> 00:07:49,497 It's ineffable. Perfectly imperfect. 181 00:07:49,491 --> 00:07:53,025 It reminded me that the world is good and that love is possible. 182 00:07:53,017 --> 00:07:54,416 It made me cry! 183 00:07:54,415 --> 00:07:56,816 30 years of therapy and not a drip! 184 00:07:56,811 --> 00:07:59,211 Then boom! Bowl! 185 00:07:59,207 --> 00:08:00,674 Oh, my God! Mom! 186 00:08:00,672 --> 00:08:03,405 Uh, tell him about my rash if you get a sec. 187 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:08,337 Simply put, you are it, and the bowl is the thing. 188 00:08:08,325 --> 00:08:11,392 I speak for the totality of important people. 189 00:08:11,386 --> 00:08:13,654 - What do you think of that, Francine? - I like it! 190 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:16,383 Well, that's great because we like you... 191 00:08:16,378 --> 00:08:19,046 and we are inviting you to a small dinner tonight 192 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,907 at my house in Little St. Barths. 193 00:08:20,903 --> 00:08:22,369 My ride will pick you up at 6:00. 194 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,770 It's big. It's gold. It's a Versace helicopter. 195 00:08:25,762 --> 00:08:27,028 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 196 00:08:27,027 --> 00:08:30,229 [ALL CHEERING] 197 00:08:30,222 --> 00:08:32,822 I'm loving this feeling, Klaus. 198 00:08:32,818 --> 00:08:35,351 Maybe this is the thing I've always wanted? 199 00:08:35,346 --> 00:08:37,947 For people to think I'm impressive 200 00:08:37,942 --> 00:08:39,409 and then tell me nonstop? 201 00:08:39,407 --> 00:08:42,074 And I know you said other people's opinions of me 202 00:08:42,069 --> 00:08:43,802 is none of my business, but... 203 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:46,332 That's when we were losers, Francine! 204 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:48,061 What matters now is the attention, 205 00:08:48,059 --> 00:08:51,794 the love, the approval... and, baby, we've got it! 206 00:08:51,786 --> 00:08:53,652 - We? - Yeah! I'm your manager! 207 00:08:53,649 --> 00:08:55,649 20 years from now, you're gonna be suing me 208 00:08:55,645 --> 00:08:58,580 for ripping you off, so let's enjoy the good times now 209 00:08:58,574 --> 00:08:59,840 while we've got them! 210 00:09:02,035 --> 00:09:04,169 [ALL CHEERING] 211 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:12,527 I'm loving what I'm seeing, Francine! 212 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:19,074 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 213 00:09:19,072 --> 00:09:20,872 [APPLAUSE] 214 00:09:20,869 --> 00:09:23,804 The woman of the hour! The bowl mother! 215 00:09:23,799 --> 00:09:25,264 Francine Smith! 216 00:09:25,262 --> 00:09:27,463 Francine, let me introduce you to the few people 217 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:29,326 who are everyone who is anyone. 218 00:09:29,323 --> 00:09:31,123 This is Greta Bubblewater. 219 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,585 Heiress. Crazy shoe wearer. 220 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:36,852 The bowl transcends the governing metaphysical order. 221 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,242 Felicitations. 222 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,774 You too! 223 00:09:39,772 --> 00:09:41,705 All of the Schnoozles. 224 00:09:41,702 --> 00:09:43,234 Art-world royal family. 225 00:09:43,231 --> 00:09:45,766 Zeppo, Anatoli, Babaloo, among others. 226 00:09:45,762 --> 00:09:47,561 The bowl walks the delicate tight rope 227 00:09:47,558 --> 00:09:48,758 between real and surreal. 228 00:09:48,757 --> 00:09:53,559 It asks us, somehow in both a whisper and a scream, "why?" 229 00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:55,548 Fer sure! 230 00:09:55,544 --> 00:09:57,210 And this is Jared Leto. 231 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:58,742 My enemy. Snub him. 232 00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:04,336 And finally, Pippa 4. 233 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:06,264 The world's richest dog. 234 00:10:07,325 --> 00:10:08,524 May I... 235 00:10:08,523 --> 00:10:10,790 sniff your butthole? 236 00:10:10,785 --> 00:10:12,785 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 237 00:10:12,782 --> 00:10:15,650 "If at first you don't succeed, strip." 238 00:10:15,644 --> 00:10:17,377 Huh. I don't get this one. 239 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:20,976 He delivered it wrong. He was supposed to take his dick out. 240 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,969 And that's how the bowl saved my life. 241 00:10:23,963 --> 00:10:28,233 This. This right here is why I do what I do. 242 00:10:28,224 --> 00:10:31,258 I think we're all wondering, "what's next?" 243 00:10:31,884 --> 00:10:33,617 [SILVERWARE CLATTERS] 244 00:10:33,614 --> 00:10:34,813 Next?! 245 00:10:34,812 --> 00:10:36,412 Buh-buh-buh-buh! Let me answer. 246 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:41,279 The next thing is awesome, and it's coming soon. 247 00:10:41,268 --> 00:10:42,601 We're screwed! 248 00:10:42,599 --> 00:10:44,332 You better come up with something good! 249 00:10:44,329 --> 00:10:45,996 My life is in your hands! 250 00:10:45,994 --> 00:10:49,127 Vesuvio Schnoozle hooked me up with his guy at Alfa Romeo, 251 00:10:49,121 --> 00:10:50,989 and I ordered 17 of them! 252 00:10:50,986 --> 00:10:53,719 They are crossing the Atlantic right now! 253 00:10:53,713 --> 00:10:57,114 Plus, I am this close to being Mr. Richest Dog! 254 00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:59,241 We're in the door, Francine, and it would be a shame 255 00:10:59,237 --> 00:11:02,172 to get kicked out because you can't follow up! 256 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:05,367 You think I don't know that?! They think I'm amazing! 257 00:11:05,361 --> 00:11:07,762 And if I can't come up with another thing, 258 00:11:07,757 --> 00:11:10,490 I'll go back to being nothing! 259 00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:12,753 We're on the same page! 260 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:15,282 Francine, I understand 261 00:11:15,277 --> 00:11:17,811 that you're familiar with the artist Jasperterian. 262 00:11:17,806 --> 00:11:20,473 - Yes, he painted my vagina. - Good! 263 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:25,004 Well, his latest widow is offering her artist's retreat 264 00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:27,194 in New Mexico for your exclusive use. 265 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,857 You'll have full access to a team of masseuses, 266 00:11:29,852 --> 00:11:31,852 shamans, my drug dealer Delmonaco. 267 00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:34,117 - I use Delmonaco! - Of course. 268 00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:37,847 We want you to succeed, Francine. 269 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:40,307 We're all rooting for you! 270 00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:43,103 [APPLAUSE] 271 00:11:44,428 --> 00:11:47,029 [SATELLITE ORCHESTRA'S "JOY" PLAYS] 272 00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:56,098 ?? 273 00:11:56,076 --> 00:12:05,149 ?? 274 00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:07,994 I think this is gonna be good. 275 00:12:07,989 --> 00:12:12,591 [WAILING] This is bad! 276 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:15,781 Wait. Get me an ATV and a body suit! 277 00:12:15,775 --> 00:12:18,210 [ENGINE REVVING] 278 00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:24,638 I'm manifesting the piece into existence! 279 00:12:24,628 --> 00:12:25,960 [CELLPHONE BUZZES] 280 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:27,626 Uh, the chef wants to know if there's anything 281 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,755 you would like to manifest for lunch! 282 00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:31,285 FRANCINE: Ice-cream cake! 283 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:35,351 When they expect me to zig, they actually expect me to zag, 284 00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:36,741 so I need to zig. 285 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,608 Delmonaco knows. He understands, 286 00:12:38,605 --> 00:12:40,537 you're all looking at me like owls. 287 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:43,134 What am I doing talking? I need to work! 288 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,729 Everybody out! Except you, Delmonaco. 289 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:49,526 [CRYING] Nooo! Delmonaco! 290 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,518 It's so hard! 291 00:12:51,515 --> 00:12:53,649 I know, sweetheart. I will check in later. 292 00:12:53,645 --> 00:12:55,445 You're surrounded by light. 293 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,909 Everyone expects so much from me, 294 00:12:57,905 --> 00:13:02,575 and I just don't have any more to give! 295 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,696 Am I a fraud? 296 00:13:04,692 --> 00:13:06,560 You're a-tired. 297 00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:09,290 Just get some sleep, I think, okay? 298 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:11,686 You, sleep. Me, gotta go. 299 00:13:16,541 --> 00:13:19,474 FRANCINE: Ohh! I did it! 300 00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:23,538 I zigged and zagged! 301 00:13:23,529 --> 00:13:25,595 Pippa 4? Can you hear me? 302 00:13:25,591 --> 00:13:28,058 I'm thinking of you all the time, my love. 303 00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:30,322 I think we deserve a trip to Paris. 304 00:13:30,318 --> 00:13:35,120 Klaus, I am going to sleep for the next 36 hours. 305 00:13:35,109 --> 00:13:36,975 I'm not to be disturbed. 306 00:13:36,972 --> 00:13:40,374 The new piece is on the table. It's ready for pick-up. 307 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,834 - Call Gary. - I'm on the phone. 308 00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:46,780 _ 309 00:13:47,288 --> 00:13:48,888 [YAWNS] 310 00:13:48,886 --> 00:13:51,820 Why are my stuck-together bowls still on the table?! 311 00:13:51,814 --> 00:13:52,947 The chip 'n' dip? 312 00:13:52,946 --> 00:13:54,679 I've been using that for my scoops and salsa. 313 00:13:54,676 --> 00:13:56,408 That's my art! 314 00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:58,006 Then what did I deliver to Gary? 315 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,202 You tell me! 316 00:13:59,201 --> 00:14:01,802 A big lump of clay! It was sitting on the table! 317 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,265 You thought a lump of clay was art?! 318 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,993 What do I know from art? 319 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:07,457 You ruined me! 320 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,788 Acclaim! Acclaim! Acclaim! 321 00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:12,652 You have shifted the paradigm of bowls! 322 00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:15,513 - What? - Lump is new bowl! 323 00:14:15,507 --> 00:14:17,573 We gotta get you on a jet back to Langley! 324 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:20,439 You're on "Morning Mimosa" at 11:00! 325 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,833 MAN: No, the lump is legit everything. 326 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,429 I'm lump-obsessed! 327 00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:26,492 What is wrong with everyone? 328 00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:29,023 This is madness. It's a lump! 329 00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,284 It's not good. 330 00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,216 Who cares? They love it! 331 00:14:32,212 --> 00:14:33,745 America, Canada, 332 00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:37,011 and, for some reason, Estonia have lump fever, Francine! 333 00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:39,539 I need to show them my stuck-together bowls! 334 00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:40,866 The chip 'n' dip? 335 00:14:40,864 --> 00:14:43,465 Are you eating yogurt off a lump?! 336 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,126 Is there any other way? 337 00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:46,457 - Yes! - You're up. 338 00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:49,990 [AUDIENCE CHANTING "LUMP!"] 339 00:14:49,983 --> 00:14:53,317 Francine Smith, we need to know everything! 340 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,179 How did you come up with the lump? 341 00:14:56,173 --> 00:14:57,505 I didn't. 342 00:14:57,504 --> 00:14:59,971 You're saying the lump was already out there 343 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,567 and you're just the conduit? Very humble! 344 00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:04,494 This is very weird. 345 00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,492 I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. 346 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,488 It's pronounced twilight zone. 347 00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:09,884 Twilight zone. 348 00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:12,482 - Twilight zone. - Twilight zone. 349 00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:14,545 Twilight zone. Hit it but don't hit it. 350 00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:17,206 I made this! 351 00:15:17,204 --> 00:15:19,404 [AUDIENCE SCREAMS] 352 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,935 Shards?! Shards are the new lump! 353 00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:26,329 We saw her process! It happened on our show! 354 00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:28,454 Oh, my God! 355 00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:29,917 [AUDIENCE CHANTING "SHARDS!"] 356 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:31,849 The amazing shards! 357 00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:33,845 Meaningful shards! 358 00:15:33,842 --> 00:15:36,643 This is crazy. Is this real? 359 00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,373 Where's my family? I need to see my family. 360 00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,298 There you are! 361 00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,762 - Shard mother! - We love shards! 362 00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:46,257 Shaaaards! 363 00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:48,819 You know, I still like the lump. 364 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,351 Lump?! Are you an absolute moron? 365 00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:53,280 HAYLEY: You don't know anything about anything! 366 00:15:53,277 --> 00:15:54,476 STAN: How dare you! 367 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,342 STEVE: I'm not apologizing for what I like. 368 00:15:57,412 --> 00:15:59,481 _ 369 00:15:59,865 --> 00:16:03,534 So, I'm here because I think I'm crazy now. 370 00:16:03,526 --> 00:16:06,193 Nothing feels real. And I need help. 371 00:16:06,188 --> 00:16:09,223 I get it. You feel like you're in the twilight zone. 372 00:16:10,714 --> 00:16:12,446 And that's because the adulation of others, 373 00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:15,712 the thing you wanted more than anything, is now meaningless. 374 00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:17,906 - Bingo. - That's not crazy. 375 00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:18,902 [SIGHS] 376 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,432 I love shards, by the way. 377 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,364 - Oh, brother. - I understand. 378 00:16:22,361 --> 00:16:24,094 If everyone loves everything you do, 379 00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:26,758 how do you know if you're actually worthy of it? 380 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,620 Well, there's a special ward in this hospital 381 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,081 where you can get that answer. 382 00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:34,481 Geez Louise, lady! You're walking fast as hell! 383 00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:36,140 What am I supposed to do here? 384 00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:37,804 ORDERLY: You're waiting your turn to see the director. 385 00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,734 The director will determine your worthiness. 386 00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:41,665 What happens if I'm not worthy? 387 00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:43,929 Don't worry about that. It's time for bed anyway. 388 00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:44,991 Good night. 389 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,516 Bread? Love bread. 390 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,845 The rest of this mental hospital? 391 00:16:53,841 --> 00:16:55,307 Zero stars. 392 00:16:57,635 --> 00:16:58,901 "Run"? 393 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,566 "Run for your life"? 394 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:03,297 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 395 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:04,825 Hello?! 396 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,690 How am I supposed to avail myself of the amenities?! 397 00:17:07,684 --> 00:17:10,552 FEMALE VOICE: [ECHOING] Don't meet the director. 398 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:12,880 Get out while you can. 399 00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:14,075 I'm trying! 400 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,339 [SQUEAKING] 401 00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:16,804 Da furq? 402 00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:20,664 [CLOTH RIPS] 403 00:17:20,662 --> 00:17:22,929 Hmm! Maybe shards are good! 404 00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:24,392 [SHARD SHATTERS] 405 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:26,256 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] 406 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,753 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 407 00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,582 I wanna leave! 408 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,814 I don't want to meet the director! 409 00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:34,974 [SCREAMS] 410 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:37,039 ORDERLY: The director will see you now. 411 00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:39,702 [SCREAMING] 412 00:17:39,697 --> 00:17:42,965 [SCREAMING] 413 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,325 Ooh! 414 00:17:46,419 --> 00:17:48,086 [FOOTSTEPS THUMPING] 415 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:50,515 Monster?! 416 00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,136 You're a kid. 417 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:59,535 I'm the director. 418 00:17:59,531 --> 00:18:01,664 Of this mental hospital. 419 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:05,529 And my conclusion is... you're not worthy. 420 00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:09,255 You're bad and you belong in the garbage forever. 421 00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:11,047 Hew. Okay. 422 00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:12,844 That just feels true. 423 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:16,242 It's hard to hear, but it's good to hear. 424 00:18:16,235 --> 00:18:17,702 I'm relieved, honestly. 425 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,667 Go. Get in there. 426 00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:24,494 When you're right, you're right. 427 00:18:24,489 --> 00:18:29,024 Just really quick, 'cause it's gonna bother me. Have we met? 428 00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:31,682 You seem really familiar. 429 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,611 Pbht! 430 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:37,273 Hey that's my move! 431 00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,467 Oh, my God! 432 00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,196 You're... me! 433 00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:44,262 This... is... 434 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,589 probably not happening. 435 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,783 Yeah? So? 436 00:18:47,782 --> 00:18:51,784 If you're me, why are you telling me I'm bad? 437 00:18:51,776 --> 00:18:54,110 Because you are bad! 438 00:18:54,105 --> 00:18:57,040 We are! We're nothing! 439 00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:58,299 Don't you remember? 440 00:18:59,031 --> 00:19:01,631 I made that mug in kindergarten! 441 00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:03,292 And everyone laughed. 442 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,925 BOTH: And the laughter felt like bullets. 443 00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:11,151 But I'm remembering it was fun to make. 444 00:19:11,143 --> 00:19:12,677 It's a flop! 445 00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:14,207 Well, I love it. 446 00:19:14,205 --> 00:19:18,007 It's very you. I guess it's very me. 447 00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:20,966 And I think we're great. 448 00:19:22,524 --> 00:19:26,125 I'm sorry you've been feeling so bad about yourself. 449 00:19:26,117 --> 00:19:28,051 But come on. You're, like, the boss 450 00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,982 of the mental institution! 451 00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:32,312 And you're, what, 5? That's pretty cool. 452 00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:34,041 It is pretty cool. 453 00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:37,506 A lot of pressure, though. You deserve a little fun. 454 00:19:37,499 --> 00:19:40,434 I'd really love it if you came with me. 455 00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:45,159 But I don't know what's out there. 456 00:19:45,153 --> 00:19:47,019 It's just the world. 457 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:48,816 And you deserve to be part of it. 458 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,747 Come on. I got you. 459 00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:57,548 ?? 460 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,933 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - STAN: Francine! 461 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:02,529 You've been in there for half an hour! I'm starting to worry! 462 00:20:02,524 --> 00:20:04,558 That I'm going to poop my pants! 463 00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:07,919 You're back, girl! 464 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,246 Francine! 465 00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:12,912 Back from the bathroom at last. 466 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:16,375 Yes, I'm back, and what I have been up to 467 00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:19,034 is I just had the world's 468 00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:21,830 most productive panic attack! 469 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:26,157 O-Kay. Cool! 470 00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:30,019 Tuttle! What do you have going on, my friend? 471 00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:34,410 Your opinion of me is none of my business! 472 00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:36,671 - Who are you? - I know you want my bowl. 473 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,732 I don't want your bowl. 474 00:20:37,731 --> 00:20:40,598 It's really something, it's very me, 475 00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,059 and you can't have it! 476 00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:44,590 I need it! I'll give you a million dollars for it! 477 00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,586 Uh... no? 478 00:20:46,582 --> 00:20:48,182 I'll make you a bowl! 479 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,380 [SATELLITE ORCHESTRA'S "JOY" PLAYS] 480 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:56,380 ?? 481 00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:58,300 Bye! Have a beautiful time! 482 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:02,900 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34092

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