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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,600 Heads up! Good defense! 2 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,200 Good defense! 3 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,900 We're going downtown. 4 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,300 Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt! 5 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,100 What do you want? 6 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:26,200 HDS, sir. How are you this afternoon? Alrighty. I have a package for you. 7 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,800 It sounds broken. 8 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:35,500 Most likely. I'll bet it was something nice. This is an insurance form. 9 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,500 If you'll just sign here, here, and here... 10 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,500 ...we'll get the rest of the forms to you soon. 11 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,300 That's a lovely dog. 12 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:51,200 - Do you mind if I pet him? - I don't give a rat's ass. 13 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,800 Oh, brother! 14 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 That's fine. I can finish the rest. 15 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:10,900 You just have yourself a good day. Take care now. Bye-bye. 16 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,300 Excuse me! HDS! 17 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,400 HDS! Coming through! 18 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,100 Got a package, people! 19 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,100 Get away from the door. 20 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,600 What's the matter with you? I said, get! 21 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:57,700 Son of a bitch! 22 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,900 That was a close one! 23 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,300 Unfortunately... 24 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,900 ...in every contest there must be a loser. 25 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,700 Hungry, fellow? 26 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,700 There you go. 27 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,500 No problem. It gets flooded. We'll just wait a few seconds. 28 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,700 Or we can try it now. 29 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:37,100 Putz! 30 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,400 Come on! 31 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,900 Get out! Get out! 32 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,700 Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear! 33 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:53,500 Give me a push while you're back there. 34 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,700 Alrighty, then! 35 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,300 It's alive! 36 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,300 It's alive! 37 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,700 My little baby, come here. You missed Mommy, didn't you? 38 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:57,300 Yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you? I won't let him. No, I won't. 39 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,700 He can keep the big TV, but he's not gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. 40 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,400 Thank you, Mr. Ventura. 41 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,200 How can I ever repay you? 42 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,800 A reward would be good. 43 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,100 There is some damage to my car, and I had to fill it with premium. 44 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,600 Would you like for me to take your pants off instead? 45 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,700 Gee! Let me think. 46 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,300 Sure. 47 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,600 People are real friendly around here. 48 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,700 Ventura! 49 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,500 Yes, Satan? 50 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:48,500 I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else. 51 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:51,300 Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. 52 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,300 You owe me rent. 53 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,600 Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority. 54 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:02,400 I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out. 55 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,500 Look at that. That's a true albino pigeon. 56 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:09,100 Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. 57 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,300 As soon as I find this bird... 58 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,400 ...you're paid. 59 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,200 I heard animals in there. 60 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,200 I heard them again this morning, scratching around. 61 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,400 I never bring my work home with me. 62 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,000 Oh, yeah? 63 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,000 What's all this pet food for? 64 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,900 Fiber. 65 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,900 Wanna take a look inside? Come on! 66 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,800 Come on! 67 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,200 Go ahead. Snoop around! 68 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,500 Well? 69 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,500 Are you satisfied? 70 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,300 Just don't let me catch you with an animal in here. That's all. 71 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,800 All right. 72 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,300 Take care, now. Bye-bye, then. 73 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,600 Loser! 74 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,500 Come to me, jungle friends. 75 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,600 Roger, let me ask you one question. 76 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,500 How in hell do you lose a 500-pound fish? 77 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,100 What? 78 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,600 I'm sorry, I was just going to say... 79 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,600 ...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal. 80 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,000 Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau. 81 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,100 She didn't mean anything by that. 82 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,700 I don't give a good goddamn about that fish! 83 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,300 Fillet it and fast-food it if you want to! 84 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,900 All I give a damn about is winning the Super Bowl! 85 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,800 My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place! 86 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,200 Shit, Roger! You've been in this business a long time. 87 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,400 You know how superstitious these players are. 88 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:46,200 I have a quarterback that's put his socks on backwards since high school. 89 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,500 I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed his jockey strap in two years... 90 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,500 ...because he thinks flies are lucky. 91 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,400 I want that fish on that field Super Bowl Sunday. 92 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,200 Find the fish... 93 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,100 ...or find new jobs! 94 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:04,200 Why did it happen now, two weeks before the Super Bowl? 95 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,400 I'll tell you, it's those animal-rights activists! 96 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,300 Always out with their signs: 97 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,500 "Animals were born free! Stop torturing Snowflake!" 98 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,800 That fish lives better than they do. 99 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,700 The police are checking into the animal- rights groups. Have they called back? 100 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:23,200 No, but I wanted to tell you, when I lost my Cuddles... 101 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,200 ...I hired a pet detective. 102 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,800 A what? 103 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,600 A pet detective. 104 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Thanks, Martha, but we better leave this to professionals. 105 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,400 Well, actually, he was quite good. 106 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,300 Pet detection is a very involved, highly scientific process. 107 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,500 Like a glove! 108 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,800 Mr. Ventura here to see you. 109 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,900 Thanks, Martha. 110 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,700 Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. 111 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,200 Pleasure to meet you. 112 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,400 Any trouble getting in? 113 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,800 No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. 114 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,000 Security's tight Super Bowl week. 115 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,600 Why don't you have a seat? I'll get right to the point. 116 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:13,900 Our mascot was stolen from his tank last night. Are you familiar with Snowflake? 117 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,300 Negative. 118 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,200 We got him from Miami. He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. 119 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,800 This is a new trick he was going to do for the halftime show. 120 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Let's go. 121 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,200 Blue 42, blue 42! 122 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,600 Hut, hut! 123 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,300 All right! 124 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,200 Come on, let's go! 125 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,700 Good boy! 126 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,600 Would you like an ashtray? 127 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,600 I don't smoke. 128 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,900 It's a disgusting habit. 129 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,300 The police came today. 130 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,700 Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back with a... 131 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:15,100 Four-wheel-drive van, loaded from the rear. 132 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,200 Roger, how you holding up? 133 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,400 If I'm walking funny it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass. 134 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,700 They've been asking me about Snowflake all morning. 135 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,000 Who's he? 136 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,600 Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura. 137 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,700 He's our pet detective. 138 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,800 Nice to meet you. You came very highly recommended by Martha Mertz. 139 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,400 Martha Mertz? 140 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,300 Oh, yeah, the bitch! 141 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:50,200 Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her. 142 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,800 Is that the tank? 143 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,800 Excuse me. 144 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,200 - Cops drain it? - Yes, this morning. 145 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,300 If I'm not back in five minutes... 146 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,000 ...just wait longer. 147 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:33,100 Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point. 148 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:38,500 We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from annihilation. 149 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,900 So far... 150 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,400 ...no signs of aquatic life, but I am going to find it. 151 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,900 If I have to tear another black hole, I'm going to find it! 152 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:51,700 I've got to, mister! 153 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,100 Oh, great! 154 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,300 I'll try to head them off. 155 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,500 Ace, get out of the tank. 156 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,400 I just can't do it, captain! 157 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,500 I don't have the power! 158 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,300 People! 159 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,900 I said, get out of the tank now! 160 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,800 For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man! 161 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,400 Where's Snowflake? 162 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,600 Snowflake is not available right now. 163 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:33,300 Roger, I've been waiting all day. I got to get a shot of his new trick! 164 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,100 What, is he sick? 165 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,200 People, people! 166 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,300 Lassie must be missing. 167 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,500 Make any good collars lately? 168 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,500 Or were they leashes? 169 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,900 Homicide, Ventura. 170 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,400 How are you gonna solve that one? 171 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,800 Good question, Aguado! 172 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,500 First, I'd establish a motive. 173 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:06,500 The killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. 174 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:13,500 Then I'd lose 30 pounds porking his wife! 175 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,000 Come on! 176 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,900 Now, kiss and make up! 177 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,500 Excuse me. 178 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,300 I'd like to ass you a few questions. 179 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,300 This is not the time, Ace. 180 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:35,200 If Einhorn come down here and see me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. 181 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:40,500 I can keep him under control. You have to tell me who's on the Snowflake case. 182 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,200 I can't do nothing for you on that. My hands are tied. 183 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,800 All right, that's it! Now it's my turn! 184 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,500 Five minutes alone, that's all I need! 185 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,500 Better look alive. Einhorn's on her way down. 186 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,200 Come on, now. Ace, please. 187 00:19:56,500 --> 00:20:00,600 What's that matter? Afraid I'll make a stink? Come on! 188 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,100 Aguado's working the case, all right? 189 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,500 Aguado! 190 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,000 Good call! 191 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,300 We're just a little busy now... 192 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:13,400 ...with murderers and burglaries and drug dealers. Things like that. 193 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:16,600 A missing dolphin isn't exactly a high priority. 194 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,200 Now you've pissed him off. 195 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,600 - Would you give me a break? - I can't hold him much longer! 196 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:27,900 My boss is coming! 197 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,000 Okay, look. 198 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,000 We ran a check with local animal-rights groups. 199 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:38,400 We checked out the taxidermists and we already checked on van rentals. 200 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,800 So far, nothing, nathin', nada. All right? 201 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,300 Any unusual bets being made? 202 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,600 Of course! This is Super Bowl! 203 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,400 - What'd you find out about the tank? - Nothing. 204 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,900 Tire tracks, an escape route. A guard didn't see anything. 205 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,600 - That's it? - I swear. 206 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,100 Now will you please get out of here before I get in trouble? 207 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,300 Thank you for your cooperation. 208 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,500 By the way, do you have a mint? 209 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,900 Perhaps some Binaca? 210 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,900 Assholomio 211 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,000 Osadomia 212 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:34,500 Holy testicle Tuesday! 213 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,900 What the hell is he doing here? 214 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,700 I came to confess. 215 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,500 I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. 216 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:48,700 Spare me the routine. I know you're working the Snowflake case. 217 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,800 May I suggest you yield to the experts on this one? 218 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,300 We'll find the porpoise. 219 00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,800 Now I feel better. 220 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:04,100 Of course, that might not do any good. 221 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:07,900 Nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken. 222 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,800 The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout... 223 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,100 ...while the bottle-nosed dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus... 224 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:19,800 ...has an elongated beak, cone-shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. 225 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,800 But I'm sure you already knew that. 226 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,400 That's what turns me on about you. 227 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,200 Your attention to detail. 228 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,800 Listen, pet dick... 229 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:34,000 ...how would you like me to make your life a living hell? 230 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,300 Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. 231 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,500 But thank you for asking. 232 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,100 Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. 233 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,700 Your number still 911? 234 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,800 Alrighty, then! 235 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,200 Excuse me. Is Greg here? 236 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,400 Thank you! 237 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,100 What's the password? 238 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,000 New England clam chowder. 239 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,100 Is that the red or the white? 240 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,300 I can never remember that! 241 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:08,500 White? 242 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,600 Hey, Woodstock! 243 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,100 Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going? 244 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:19,800 Super, thanks for asking. I hope you're having a lovely day. 245 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Do you? 246 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,500 Don't I? 247 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,500 So what are you up to? 248 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,300 Just watching the fishies. 249 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,700 You see those blips? That's a Norwegian whaling fleet. 250 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,800 I'm sending them new directional coordinates. 251 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,300 They'll find Jimmy Hoffa... 252 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,300 ...before they find any whales. 253 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:45,100 Gravy! So can you still tap into the aquatic supply stores in the area? 254 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,700 Of course I can. Why? 255 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,100 I wanna trace the sale of equipment... 256 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,300 ...for transporting or housing a dolphin recently. 257 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,700 Come on, I thought you had a challenge for me. 258 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,700 All right, we got marine winch, sling, feeder fish, 20,000-gallon tank... 259 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,000 Wait a minute. Look here. 260 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,100 That's a lot of equipment for a civilian. 261 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,200 Ronald Camp? The billionaire? 262 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,900 Billionaire and rare-fish collector. 263 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:16,900 Really? 264 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,200 That is the face of the enemy. 265 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:23,200 Always trying to get his greedy hands on endangered species. 266 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:24,900 Hold on. 267 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,000 Camp is connected with the dolphins? 268 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:30,900 That subgenius gave them the land the stadium's built on. 269 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:36,300 And look, he's throwing another "I'm the richest man in the universe" party. 270 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:42,300 Looks like it's time for me to get myself a date. 271 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I'm really going out on a limb here. His social events are strictly A-list. 272 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:58,200 The date started good, Chuck, but before we got to the party, she tensed up. 273 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,000 If you do anything to embarrass me... 274 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,100 What? Like this? 275 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,200 Hi, Captain Stubing. 276 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,000 How are Gopher and Doc? 277 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,700 Permission to come aboard, sir. 278 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,900 I'm sorry, ladies. 279 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,700 Glad you could make it. 280 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,400 Thank you. 281 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,000 You look wonderful. 282 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,000 And who is he, a friend? 283 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,200 No, this is... This is my date. 284 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,800 He's a lawyer. 285 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,100 Does he have a name, or should I call him "Lawyer"? 286 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,100 I'm sorry. This is Ace V... 287 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,000 Tom Ace. 288 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,400 Pleasure to meet you. 289 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,700 Congratulations on all your success. 290 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,400 You smell terrific! 291 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,600 One of the first lessons we learned... 292 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,900 ...back at... 293 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:26,300 ...Stanford was the growth of food- poisoning claims against wealthy-people. 294 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,900 One could make quite a lucrative law practice... 295 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,300 ...with little else. 296 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,600 How is everybody feeling tonight? 297 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,400 Very, very well, thank you. 298 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,500 Look, honey... 299 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,500 ...there's the hors d'oeuvres. 300 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,400 Are you insane? There is no way that Camp stole Snowflake. 301 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 What are you trying to do? 302 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,800 Will you keep him occupied while I work my magic, please? 303 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,300 Smooshy, isn't it? 304 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,900 We got a few cases from my new dealer in Paris. 305 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,500 Excuse me, Ron... 306 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,800 ...I need to use the bathroom. 307 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,200 I think it's the p�t�. 308 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,200 Sure, it's over there. 309 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:37,100 Stuff probably looks better on the way out. 310 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,100 He wasn't feeling well earlier today. 311 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,500 Gravy! 312 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,800 Don't worry, Snowflake. 313 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,700 Ace Ventura's here. 314 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,300 Yummy! 315 00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,900 Snowflake! 316 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,000 Here, Snowflake. 317 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,400 I've got a snack for you. 318 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:22,600 They're wonderful, aren't they? 319 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,300 Yes, they certainly are. 320 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,400 No matter what's going on in my life... 321 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,700 ...I can always watch them swim... 322 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,300 ...and be totally at peace. 323 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,300 It's not Snowflake! 324 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,800 It's not Snowflake! 325 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,000 It's not Snowflake! 326 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,900 Are you sure your date is all right? 327 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:12,000 It's been an awfully long time. 328 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:13,600 Who, Tom? 329 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,100 Well, I'm sure he's fine. 330 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,800 Do not go in there! 331 00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:46,400 I'm sorry. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately. 332 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,700 Do that! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. 333 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,100 I'm sorry again, Mr. Ace. 334 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,400 What're you doing? 335 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,100 I'm sorry, Ron. 336 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,700 What's he doing? 337 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,400 Let's go! 338 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,200 Stop it! 339 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:14,500 I don't even wanna know why your pants are missing! 340 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,500 You could've cost me my job! 341 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,800 So you found a pebble in Snowflake's tank. I'll call CNN. 342 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,200 I found it in the filter, thank you. 343 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:28,000 And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, triangular cut orange amber. 344 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,300 What're you talking about? 345 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,800 Tonight I saw the same stone in Camp's ring. 346 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,200 I thought you said Camp didn't do it. 347 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,800 No, his ring wasn't missing a stone. 348 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:43,100 But whoever was in that tank had a ring just like his. 349 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,200 Ring? What ring? 350 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,200 The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. 351 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,900 I find the ring with a missing stone, I find Snowflake. 352 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,800 How you gonna do that? 353 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,200 Simple. 354 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,400 Loser! 355 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,800 Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? 356 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,100 You wanna play? 357 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,400 Damn it! 358 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,900 That stone could've come from anywhere. 359 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,800 It could've come from... 360 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:59,000 ...a necklace or a pendant, an earring. 361 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:03,600 It came from an '84 AFC championship ring. 362 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:12,600 Einhorn thinks it may have been an animal-rights group. You know FAN? 363 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:18,000 Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea, daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble? 364 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,200 Over half a million members worldwide? 365 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,400 No. Who are they? 366 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,300 Did you know... 367 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:28,800 ...they sent letters to college teams demanding the release of their mascots? 368 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,600 What do you feed your dog? 369 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:34,400 Dog food. Why? 370 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,000 He is miserable! 371 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,000 What are you talking about? 372 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:42,200 He's very unhappy. I feel sorry for him. Bad diet, isolated environment. 373 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,600 It's amazing he's still alive. 374 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:50,800 You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't work out. 375 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,400 You can't express anger. 376 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,300 Yeah? And you're ugly. 377 00:37:57,100 --> 00:38:00,200 I'm not even gonna talk to you. Would you please leave? 378 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,200 Why? So you can beat him? 379 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,500 Fatty! 380 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,800 You're unbelievable! 381 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,200 Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made. 382 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,300 Well, why don't you cry about it, saddlebags? 383 00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:17,800 You like her, huh? 384 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,400 Yeah, she's all right. 385 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,000 Look, Melissa, I... 386 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:39,900 I'm here at the North Beach Towers condo complex in north Miami... 387 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,800 ...where Roger Podacter, head of operations for the Miami Dolphins... 388 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:46,200 ...has apparently committed suicide... 389 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,200 ...allegedly leaping to his death from his 20th-story balcony... 390 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,700 You okay? 391 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,600 I told you. I was in my apartment... 392 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,000 ...across the hall. 393 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,400 I heard a scream... 394 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,600 ...so I called the manager. 395 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:13,500 The place was empty, except for the dog. 396 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,200 I opened the balcony door and looked out... 397 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,600 ...splat, bang, pancake time. 398 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:21,000 Okay, thank you very much. 399 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:27,600 Hi there, fella. 400 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,300 Have a bad night? 401 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,400 So... 402 00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,800 ...animals can sense evil. 403 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,900 Who let Dr. Doolittle in? 404 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,700 Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson. 405 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:53,800 This is police business. We'll let you know if the coroner finds a tick. 406 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,500 Face it... 407 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800 Forget it. She's right. 408 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:01,100 Besides... 409 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:05,800 ...I wouldn't want someone tracing my steps, pointing out my mistakes. 410 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,700 So... 411 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,700 ...you don't think this is an obvious suicide, Mr. Pet Detective? 412 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:30,600 I wouldn't say that. There's plenty of evidence here to support your theory. 413 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:34,200 Except, of course, for that spot of blood on the railing. 414 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:41,300 May I tell you what I think happened? 415 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,900 Alrighty, then! 416 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:46,800 Roger Podacter went out after work, had a few drinks, then came home. 417 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:50,800 He wasn't alone. Someone else was with him. There was a struggle... 418 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,600 ...and he was thrown over that balcony. 419 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,400 Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide. 420 00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,400 He was murdered. 421 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,400 That's a very entertaining story... 422 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:06,900 ...but real detectives have to worry about that little thing called... 423 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,700 ...evidence. 424 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,100 I think I heard a toilet flush. 425 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,600 Maybe somebody lost a turtle. 426 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,800 Well, I... 427 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,700 I guess I'm out of my league here. 428 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,400 Good work. 429 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,700 There is just one more thing, lieutenant. 430 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,500 This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor. 431 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,000 She said she heard a scream. Right? 432 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,200 And you had to open the balcony door when you came in? 433 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:52,000 - That's true. - You're sure you had to open this door? 434 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,200 I'm certain. 435 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,500 What's the point, Ventura? 436 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,100 Only this. 437 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,200 This is double-paned, soundproof glass. There is no way... 438 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:18,000 ...she could have heard Podacter scream on the way down. 439 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,600 The scream she heard came from inside... 440 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:25,800 ...before he was thrown off the balcony. The murderer closed the door upon going. 441 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,900 Can you feel that, buddy? 442 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,300 I have exorcized the demons! 443 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,000 This house is clear. 444 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,000 - Losers. - Get him out of here! 445 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,800 - Losers! Losers! - Let's go, Ace. 446 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,700 Losers. 447 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:54,300 Come on. 448 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,300 Back to the zoo. 449 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,000 What are you thinking? 450 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,100 This whole thing is connected, somehow. 451 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,300 I want to find that other ring. 452 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,300 Ace, you checked all the rings. 453 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,800 Receipts? What about receipts? 454 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,700 There's gotta be receipts. 455 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,200 That was pretty impressive, what you did at the apartment. 456 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,600 You don't have to tell me. 457 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,600 I was there. 458 00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:38,500 Maybe you should've joined the police force, become a real detective. 459 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,700 I don't do humans. 460 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,600 You really love animals. 461 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,100 If it gets cold enough. 462 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,700 No, I have a kinship with them. 463 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,400 I understand them. 464 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:58,400 Wanna hear something spooky? 465 00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,800 Sure. 466 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:06,900 One time when I was about 12, I had a dream that I was being followed by... 467 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:08,900 ...a big dog with rabies. 468 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,100 He had these bloodshot eyes... 469 00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:13,100 ...and foam came out of his mouth. 470 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:18,500 No matter how fast I ran, he just kept gaining on me and gaining on me. 471 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,600 Then just before I got to my front door... 472 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:26,400 ...he jumped and sank his teeth in. 473 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,300 That's when I woke up... 474 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,700 ...and felt the back of my neck. Check that out. 475 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,200 Bastard! 476 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,300 I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. 477 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,800 Want to know why I do this? 478 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,800 I'm not sure anymore. 479 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,500 You better be sure... 480 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,700 ...because once you get inside my head... 481 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,700 ...there's no turning back. 482 00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,300 So... 483 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:10,500 Are these all? There's only a dozen. 484 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:12,800 Maybe it's in another file, in the back. 485 00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:14,700 Who the hell is that? 486 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,400 What? 487 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,700 That. 488 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:24,300 Who the hell is that? 489 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,400 That's Ray Finkle, the kicker. Don't you know who he is? 490 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,900 Why isn't he in this picture? 491 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:41,200 This was taken earlier in the year. Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season. 492 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,200 He missed the final field goal in the Super Bowl that year. 493 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:52,100 Cost the Dolphins the game. 494 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,700 But he got himself a ring, didn't he? 495 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,300 Definitely. 496 00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:00,400 "Replacement kicker having a great year." 497 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,300 "Ready for Super Bowl, all-star kicker boasts." 498 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,900 "Field goal sails wide, Dolphins lose Super Bowl." 499 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,000 "The kick heard round the world." 500 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:13,600 That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point. 501 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:17,600 Poor guy. 502 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,100 Poor guy with a motive, baby. 503 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,000 Where is he now? 504 00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:25,400 I heard he went back to his hometown in Collier County. 505 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:30,000 Really? 506 00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:34,300 You're gonna drop me off before you go? 507 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,900 No way. You shouldn't be left alone right now. 508 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,800 It might not be safe at your apartment. 509 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:43,300 What do you suggest? 510 00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:29,300 Oh, my God! 511 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,800 Oh, my God. 512 00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:35,100 Three times? 513 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:38,400 I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before. 514 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,000 I must be tired. 515 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:46,200 Okay, I'm ready again. 516 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,300 I'm looking for Ray Finkle... 517 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,300 ...and a clean pair of shorts. 518 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,500 What do you know about Ray Finkle? 519 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:51,700 Soccer-style kicker. Graduated from Collier High, 1976. 520 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:55,700 Stetson University honors graduate, 1980. Holds two NCAA records. 521 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,500 Most points and distance. 522 00:48:57,700 --> 00:49:00,600 Nickname, "The Mule." The only pro athlete from here. 523 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,700 And one hell of a model American. 524 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:12,200 Are you another one of them Hard Copy guys? 525 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:13,500 No, sir. 526 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:15,200 I'm just a big Finkle fan. 527 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,200 This is my Graceland, sir. 528 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:22,200 Will you put that gun down? 529 00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:25,800 The boy is a fan of our son. 530 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,700 So nice to meet you. 531 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,500 I'm Ray's mother... 532 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,400 ...and this is Ray's father. 533 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:35,000 It's a real honor! 534 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,500 It's an honor to have you here. 535 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,100 My Ray is so appreciative of his fans. 536 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,900 He'll be so pleased you stopped by. 537 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,300 Are you expecting Ray anytime soon? 538 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,200 Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute. 539 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:55,200 Would you like some cookies? I just baked them. 540 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,100 Yummy! 541 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,500 Ray Finkle's house. 542 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,500 I can't wait to meet him. 543 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:13,400 Ray ain't coming home. 544 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,300 But your wife expects him any minute. 545 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:20,100 She expects him home any minute. 546 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:25,000 See, the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. 547 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,600 Eight years ago... 548 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:31,900 ...our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital. 549 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,000 And they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff. 550 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:38,900 It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that. 551 00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:42,500 If he'd held the ball laces out, like he's supposed to... 552 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:45,100 ...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick. 553 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,600 Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. 554 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:51,900 Would you like a cookie, son? 555 00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:56,100 What do you know? 556 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,500 They're little footballs. 557 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,100 Laces out. 558 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:04,500 When Ray gets back and starts kicking again... 559 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:07,100 ...he'll never even know he was gone. 560 00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:10,200 I've kept his room just the way he left it. 561 00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:34,100 Oh, boy! 562 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:37,100 What a sports nut, huh? 563 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:49,900 May I? 564 00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,200 Oh, yes, by all means. 565 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:59,000 Five seconds to go here in Super Bowl 17. 566 00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:01,100 Dolphins trailing the 49ers... 567 00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:05,000 ... by one. This will win the game for Miami. 568 00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:07,000 There's the snap. 569 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,400 Marino holds. 570 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:09,900 The kick... 571 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:12,600 ... and it's high. No, it's... 572 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:13,700 ... no good. 573 00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:17,900 Ray Finkle blew a 26-yard field goal! 574 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:20,000 I don't believe it! 575 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,900 The Dolphins lose! 576 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:26,400 The Dolphins lose! The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl! 577 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,400 - Melissa, it's Ace! - Where are you? 578 00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:34,300 I'm in psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor. Where's Marino? 579 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,700 Why? 580 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:39,100 He's about to join Snowflake. I've gotta know where he is! 581 00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:43,500 He has a commercial shoot at the Bogart Sound Stage. 582 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:46,800 Call the police. Get extra security over there. Now! 583 00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:49,000 Ace, what's going on? 584 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,200 Thought I left? 585 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:57,100 I'm really gonna go this time. 586 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,900 Here we go, folks. Very quiet. 587 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,000 Action! 588 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,300 I'm Dan Marino, and if anyone knows the value of protection, it's me. 589 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:22,600 So I take care of the hands that take care of me... 590 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,600 ...with Isotoner gloves! 591 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:26,800 Cut! Again from the top. 592 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,100 I said, cut! 593 00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:29,600 Guys, it's a cut! 594 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,200 What the hell are they doing? 595 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,100 That's a cut! 596 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,700 - What is this, a rewrite? - Shut up! 597 00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:47,600 - Where'd they go? - Over there! 598 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,800 Let's go! 599 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,500 Excuse me, gentlemen! 600 00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,900 Pet detective! 601 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,600 Come on! 602 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,100 What's wrong? 603 00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:11,800 Can't you hit me? 604 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,200 Have there been ransom demands? 605 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,900 There's no communication with the kidnappers. 606 00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:46,100 Will the Super Bowl be postponed? 607 00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:47,800 The game is on as scheduled. 608 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:50,000 Why weren't we told about the kidnapping? 609 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,200 Secrecy was essential. We couldn't risk any interference. 610 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:57,500 - Are the crimes related? - I'm sorry, I can't comment further. 611 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,600 Now, if you'll excuse me... 612 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,900 Get me the autopsy on Podacter! 613 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:07,000 Aguado, send out a memo: No one talks to the press! 614 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,800 And somebody get me some coffee! 615 00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:13,900 Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss a coffee! 616 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,400 When I get out of that bathroom, you'd better be gone! 617 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,100 Is it number one or number two? 618 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,600 I just wanna know how much time I have. 619 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,600 By the way, I went ahead and solved that... 620 00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:32,800 ...pesky Snowflake-Podacter- Marino thing. 621 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:37,200 You ever heard of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle? 622 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:45,900 All right, Ventura... 623 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:48,300 ...make it quick. 624 00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:51,800 I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. 625 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:54,700 It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring. 626 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,100 It would've been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray missed the kick. 627 00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:00,300 Blames the whole thing on Marino. 628 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:05,200 We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. 629 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,700 Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. 630 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,800 So how does Roger Podacter fit in? 631 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:16,100 My guess is, Finkle was snooping around. Podacter recognized him. End of story. 632 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:20,900 As for Snowflake, they gave him Finkle's number, taught him how to kick a goal. 633 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,000 Finkle took it personally. 634 00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:27,100 So where is Finkle now? 635 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:31,800 Busted out of a mental institute. He's been plotting his revenge for years. 636 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,700 Waiting for the perfect time to get back at them. 637 00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:36,800 The time when it'd hurt them most: 638 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,200 Super Bowl time. 639 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,800 Man, I'm tired of being right! 640 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,800 Congratulations. 641 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,900 You've done some fine detective work... 642 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:54,900 ...Ace. 643 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,200 I'm sorry, could you speak into my good ear? 644 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,600 I thought I heard you call me Ace. 645 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,800 Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe you are more than just a pet dick. 646 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,600 Your gun is digging into my hip. 647 00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:19,300 What's wrong? 648 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,000 Want me to read you your rights? 649 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,600 Maybe later. 650 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:28,900 What is it? 651 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,800 That bony little bitch... 652 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,700 ...Melissa Robinson? 653 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,500 You just don't do anything for me. 654 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,200 Down, boy! 655 00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:43,000 Everything okay in here? I heard some commotion. 656 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,100 Fine, sergeant. 657 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:47,200 You want me to throw him out? 658 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,500 Why don't you throw yourself out? 659 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,800 Yes, ma'am. 660 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000 Ace, I want you to leave everything to us. 661 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,500 I can't do that, lieutenant. I was hired to find Snowflake. 662 00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:05,400 When we find Marino... 663 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,700 ...we'll deliver Snowflake. 664 00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:10,000 When I find Snowflake... 665 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,200 ...I'll deliver Marino. 666 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,600 Melissa, it's Ace! 667 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,700 What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night. 668 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,500 You have to commit me. 669 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:37,100 Finkle escaped from Shady Acres. They still have his stuff. 670 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,600 They aren't gonna let us look around. 671 00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:40,900 I know. 672 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,000 It's a good thing I'm a master of disguise. 673 00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:45,300 Mrs. Robinson... 674 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:47,700 ...I'm Dr. Handly. 675 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:50,400 Now who is it you want us to look at? 676 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:51,900 My brother... 677 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,700 ...Larry. 678 00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:00,400 I'm ready to go in. Just give me a chance! 679 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,600 I know there's a lot riding on it, but it's all psychological. 680 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,600 Just gotta stay positive. 681 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,900 I'm gonna execute a buttonhook pattern, super slow-mo. 682 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,200 Let's see that... 683 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,100 ...in an instant replay. 684 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,800 Your brother won't be the first football pro we've treated. 685 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,700 - Is that right? - Yes, we're very sensitive... 686 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,400 ...to the stress athletes have to endure. 687 01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:08,700 I'm open! I'm open! 688 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,200 I'm open! 689 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,500 We'll do some preliminary evaluations... 690 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,000 ...but I think he'll fit in nicely here. 691 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,800 Over here! 692 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,700 351! 693 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,000 351! 694 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,200 Rover, sit! Hut, hut! 695 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,400 He seems to have some difficulty letting go of the game. 696 01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:36,000 Has he had a history of mental illness? 697 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,200 As long as I've known him. 698 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,800 This is one of our therapy rooms. 699 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,100 And we do arts and crafts out here in the courtyard. 700 01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:52,300 And this is the storage room. Down the hallway we have another... 701 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,000 Halftime! 702 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,900 He'll be fine there by himself for the next 20 minutes. 703 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,800 I'll show you the dormitories, then. 704 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,300 Isotoners. 705 01:02:48,700 --> 01:02:51,100 Obsess much? 706 01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:54,300 Where are you going? 707 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,600 - To clean the storage room. - No, clean the cafeteria. 708 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,900 I don't tell you how to do your job. 709 01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:01,700 The schedule says... 710 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,400 ...clean the cafeteria. - I know what I'm doing. 711 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:05,900 You should've done it earlier. 712 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,400 Man, come on. Cafeteria, my ass! I'm cleaning in here! 713 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,700 You take breaks too long. You smoke... 714 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,200 Man, you're a pain in the ass! 715 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,500 "Search called off for missing hiker." 716 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,700 "A search ended today when rescue workers... 717 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:46,500 ...were unable to find the body of Lois Einhorn." 718 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:50,300 A hiker missing since Friday? 719 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:52,100 Lois Einhorn? 720 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:56,100 Holy shitballs! 721 01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:12,700 What're you doing out here? Get back to work! 722 01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:43,100 "Love, Roger"? 723 01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:52,900 Ace, it's E. 724 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:56,300 You think the article you found was something? 725 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:59,000 I got a note from Roger to Einhorn... 726 01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:01,600 ... thanking her for a wonderful evening. 727 01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:04,500 Something ain't stirring the Kool-Aid, man. 728 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,600 Wiggles, rewind. 729 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:14,100 What the hell does Lois Einhorn have to do with Ray Finkle? 730 01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:17,500 Come on, think! 731 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,900 Finkle and Einhorn, in it together. How? Why? 732 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,600 All right! Here we go. 733 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,000 Answer's right there! Just gotta get blood to the brain! 734 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,300 Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! 735 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,900 Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! 736 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,400 Quitter! 737 01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:58,400 What do you want? 738 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,500 I don't have any food for you. 739 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,700 I have to have money to buy food. 740 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:09,300 I have to have a dolphin to get money. Do you see a dolphin here? 741 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,000 Let's face it... 742 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,300 ...your master is a loser. 743 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,400 What the? 744 01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:44,200 That's it. 745 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,000 That's it! 746 01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:50,700 Einhorn is Finkle. 747 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,400 Finkle is Einhorn! 748 01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:56,000 Einhorn is a man! 749 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,500 Oh, my God! 750 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,600 Einhorn is a man! 751 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,500 "Your gun is digging into my hip." 752 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,900 God! 753 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:10,000 And the big story in this Super Bowl game is the abduction... 754 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:13,400 ... of Miami's starting quarterback, Dan Marino. 755 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,700 It's gotta be a strain on this Miami team, Bob... 756 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:58,600 What's the matter, Dan? Aren't you having fun? 757 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:02,600 I just love Super Bowl Sunday. Don't you, Dan? 758 01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:05,200 A magical afternoon... 759 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,800 ...where dreams are made... 760 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:10,400 ...and crushed. 761 01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:14,200 Look, if you want tickets, you're going about it the wrong way. 762 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:19,300 Do I look familiar to you? Does it seem as if we've... 763 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,700 ...met someplace before? 764 01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:24,700 I don't know. I get hit in the head a lot. 765 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,400 Now the coin toss. 766 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:29,400 Kickoff time. 767 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,000 My favorite thing. 768 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:40,200 Laces out! 769 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:03,000 I made some refreshments, Dan. 770 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,800 Would you like some refreshments, Dan? 771 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000 I'll be right back, Dan. 772 01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:44,400 I don't know how much psycho-woman's paying you, but I'll double it. 773 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,800 Sorry. "Psycho-woman" keeps us out of prison. 774 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,800 Snowflake, here you go. Come on. 775 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,700 Check it out, Marino. 776 01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:55,200 I'm throwing passes to a dolphin. 777 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:06,500 Damn! 778 01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:08,500 Go get some more fish! 779 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,400 I'm gonna kill that dolphin. 780 01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:13,300 Lovely party. 781 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,300 Pity I wasn't invited. 782 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,900 Where the hell's the smelt? 783 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,900 Unconscious. Exactly as I planned. 784 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,100 What the hell was that? 785 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,300 Shit! 786 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,000 What happened? What's going on? 787 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:12,200 You okay? 788 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:13,800 Guess what? 789 01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:15,300 It's naptime! 790 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,400 What a hit! 791 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,700 Heads up! 792 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,100 Who are you? 793 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:35,800 Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent with a special play: 794 01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:37,700 The quarterback sneak. 795 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:39,600 Penalty! 796 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:43,000 Too many men on the field. 797 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,600 I warned you, Ventura. 798 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:47,900 Whatever happened to "Ace"? 799 01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:49,900 Good question. 800 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:55,000 Be careful with that phone. In time, you could develop a tumor. 801 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:57,900 Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn. 802 01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:01,900 Send some men over to the Hallandale yacht basin. 803 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,600 I've got the kidnapper trapped in the warehouse. 804 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,700 It's Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. 805 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,600 Code 11 in progress, 343 Victorville Road... 806 01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,400 ... at the Palmdale basin. 807 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,900 Officer needs backup. Suspect's name: Ace Ventura... 808 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,700 ... should be considered armed and dangerous. 809 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:26,100 It's Ace. We gotta break out of here. 810 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,100 Is he in trouble? 811 01:13:30,300 --> 01:13:32,800 Don't worry, if there's one thing I know... 812 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,200 ...there's nothing Ace can't handle. 813 01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:38,100 Don't kill me! 814 01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:41,400 Please! 815 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:44,200 I'll never tell anyone, I swear. 816 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,800 - He's who you want! Kill him! - Kill him! 817 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,800 Kill him! He held the ball, remember? 818 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,600 Come on, look at him! 819 01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:53,100 - Crybaby! - Jock! 820 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:54,300 - Wimp. - Musclehead. 821 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,000 Shut up! 822 01:13:56,300 --> 01:14:00,700 I think I'll kill the dolphin first. I wouldn't want you to miss that. 823 01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:03,000 And there's the snap. 824 01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,200 The kick! 825 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,500 And it's good! 826 01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:09,600 Good to see somebody who doesn't buckle under the pressure! 827 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:19,000 What would you know about pressure? 828 01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:21,800 Well, I have kissed a man. 829 01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:27,200 Of course, there's never been a more crucial kick in a Super Bowl... 830 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,700 ... than the "kick heard around the world." 831 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:35,300 I mean, it's clear to me that it was a good hold. Finkle just booted it. 832 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,900 The laces were in! 833 01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:40,000 They were in! 834 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,900 You like that? 835 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:03,300 You like that? 836 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,700 And that! And that! 837 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,600 Having a little trouble with the lady? 838 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,500 You don't understand... 839 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:26,900 ...she's a... 840 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,900 Get him, Lois! Get him! 841 01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,200 Get him! 842 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:44,900 Shoot him! 843 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,000 - Shoot him! - Hold your fire! 844 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,000 Don't shoot! 845 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,400 Put your guns down, or this cop gets it! 846 01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:56,700 I mean it! 847 01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:59,300 She's not joking! 848 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,100 He kidnapped Snowflake! 849 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:05,900 He killed Roger Podacter and was about to kill Marino and me! 850 01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:11,300 Fiction can be fun! 851 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,500 But I find the reference section much more enlightening. 852 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,100 For instance... 853 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,600 ...if you look up... 854 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:22,300 ...professional football's all-time bonehead plays... 855 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:26,300 ...you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle... 856 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:31,200 ...who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17. 857 01:16:34,100 --> 01:16:37,900 You wouldn't read that Finkle was committed to a mental hospital... 858 01:16:38,100 --> 01:16:41,400 ...only to escape and join the police... 859 01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:44,900 ...in a scheme to get even with Marino... 860 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,300 ...whom he blamed for the entire thing! 861 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,500 What are you talking about? 862 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:54,900 She's not Lois Einhorn! She's Ray Finkle! She's a man! 863 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:56,200 He's lying! 864 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,700 Shoot him! 865 01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:04,000 Let's just see who's lying, shall we? 866 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:08,200 Would a real woman have to wear one of these? 867 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,300 Boy, that's really on there! 868 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,600 But tell me this: 869 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,400 Would a real woman... 870 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,800 ...be missing these? 871 01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:31,200 That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend. 872 01:17:31,700 --> 01:17:33,500 But I doubt very much... 873 01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:37,800 ...if he could find the time during his busy schedule... 874 01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:39,400 ...to get rid of... 875 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,700 ...big old... 876 01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:42,500 ...Mr. Knish! 877 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,900 Oh, boy! 878 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,100 Come here. 879 01:17:56,900 --> 01:17:59,800 Would you excuse me for just one second? 880 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,800 Ladies and gentlemen... 881 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:13,300 ...my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino... 882 01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:16,300 ...brought new evidence to my attention. 883 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,500 Now... 884 01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:21,800 ...history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive... 885 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,900 ...criminal investigator can be wrong. 886 01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:27,100 But if I am mistaken... 887 01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:30,500 ...if the lieutenant is indeed a woman... 888 01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:33,000 ...as she claims to be... 889 01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:34,400 ...then, my friend... 890 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:39,300 ...she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! 891 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,100 That's why Roger Podacter is dead! 892 01:18:43,300 --> 01:18:45,800 He found Captain Winkie! 893 01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:56,100 Good night! 894 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:59,900 You've been a wonderful audience. Be sure to tip your waitress. 895 01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:06,900 Die, animal boy! 896 01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:09,100 Quick decision. 897 01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:32,600 Loser! 898 01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:41,000 You have any more gum? 899 01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:45,600 That's none of your damn business. Stay out of my personal affairs. 900 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:49,000 You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy. 901 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:52,900 Ladies and gentlemen... 902 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:55,000 ... the Miami Dolphins are proud... 903 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:58,000 ... to welcome back to Joe Robbie Stadium... 904 01:19:58,200 --> 01:19:59,900 ... our beloved mascot... 905 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:02,900 ... and the star of our halftime show: 906 01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:04,900 Snowflake! 907 01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:13,500 And now... 908 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:17,400 ... returning for the second half, the Dolphins' most valuable player... 909 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,200 ... Dan Marino! 910 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:07,100 Idiot! 911 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:13,100 Do you know what you've done? You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. 912 01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:15,300 Yeah? Blow me! 913 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,300 Really? 914 01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:35,300 The National Football League... 915 01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:40,300 ... would like to offer a special thank- you to the man who rescued Dan Marino... 916 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:42,000 ... and our beloved Snowflake. 917 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,200 A great humanitarian... 918 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,500 ... and a lover of all animals: 919 01:21:46,900 --> 01:21:49,900 Mr. Ace Ventura! 920 01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:53,400 Get off me! 921 01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:56,400 Get off me! 922 01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:05,700 Tone, put that big-ass size 13 on and kick it for the homies. 923 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:41,600 English Subtitles by GELULA & CO., INC. 67375

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