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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,849 --> 00:00:52,386 So, what are the most important aspects of being a male model? 2 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,354 I would say: look good. 3 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,324 Yes? And? 4 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,761 - Er, that's it. - And walk! 5 00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:03,330 Look good and walk? But not at the same time, right? 6 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:07,167 - Most of the times at the same time. - Really? Can you do that? 7 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:11,338 - Er, sure. - Please show us! Yes, yes, go ahead. 8 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,106 Whoo! Yeah! 9 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,315 Thank you. Next! 10 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,285 Okay... Hello, hello, hello. 11 00:01:26,588 --> 00:01:28,756 What do we have here? 12 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:30,725 - Hey, there. - What's up, man? 13 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,328 So, I want to know, did your parents support you in being a male model? 14 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,296 All the way, right from the start. 15 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:39,433 - Even your father? - Even my father, yeah. Why? 16 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:43,337 He wanted you to enter this industry where you earn only 1/3 of the women, 17 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,673 where you constantly have to maneuver homosexual men 18 00:01:45,707 --> 00:01:47,675 who want to sleep with you? 19 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:58,653 'I'm Lewis Taylor, and I'm standing here with my very best friend...' 20 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:00,420 - What was your name? - Er, Carl. 21 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,689 My best friend Carl! 22 00:02:01,723 --> 00:02:04,491 - How are you today, Carl? - Yeah, good, good. 23 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:08,796 So, is this runway casting for a grumpy brand or a smiley brand? 24 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:11,365 Er, I don't know, man. I don't know. 25 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,901 Well, smiley brands are the cheap ones, 26 00:02:13,935 --> 00:02:16,470 and the more expensive the brand gets, 27 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:18,906 you start to look down on your consumer. 28 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:22,409 Like, if you want to be a part of this "von oben" one-man in-crowd, 29 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,545 you have to show us some serious cash. 30 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:28,583 - So it's a grumpy brand, yeah? - Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! 31 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:31,586 And if you get the job, you will get to wear exclusive clothing, 32 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,821 and look down on your consumer. 33 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:35,923 Okay, Carl. Show us some of that grumpy look. 34 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:38,660 - No, no... - Yeah, let's go! 35 00:02:38,693 --> 00:02:40,695 Come on, Carl! You can do it. 36 00:02:42,964 --> 00:02:44,932 Yes! "Don't you dare talk to me! 37 00:02:44,966 --> 00:02:48,603 "I'm an Aryan 'Übermensch', too obsessed with the image of myself 38 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:53,407 "to be involved with anything that doesn't fit my stylized image of the world." 39 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,909 Wait... 40 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,945 "Suddenly, I'm dressed in something way less expensive. 41 00:02:57,979 --> 00:02:59,747 "It's H&M!" 42 00:02:59,781 --> 00:03:01,281 Everybody, come together! 43 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:05,520 "You can too be a part of this happy, smiling group of mixed skin colors, 44 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,956 "for not that much money! #friendship, #everyonesequal, 45 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:12,426 "#happylife, #stopclimatechange." 46 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:16,430 Oh, no! Oh! I am so sorry, darling. 47 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:20,434 I didn't see that it was Balenciaga you're wearing. 48 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:23,437 "We are strong and tough and unapproachable!" 49 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,506 Show me that Balenciaga look! 50 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:30,277 Oh, I'm sorry, I think it's back to H&M again! 51 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:33,848 "Yeah! We're just kidding. We're so cheap, we're so happy!" 52 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,850 Everybody, come closer together! 53 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,953 Balenciaga is back! Ooh, fiercer than ever! 54 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,755 "We are stone cold. 55 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:43,356 "Yes! Oh, my God, get away from us!" 56 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,392 H&M is here again! 57 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,627 Balenciaga! 58 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:47,795 And H&M! 59 00:03:47,829 --> 00:03:49,262 Balenciaga! 60 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,965 And H&M! 61 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,467 Oh, everybody, give it up for these guys! 62 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,571 Fabulous! Fabulous, Carl! 63 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,646 Here... 64 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,482 - Hi. - Hello. 65 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,551 How are you guys doing? 66 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:24,699 - Oh, it's you? - Yeah. 67 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:26,768 You can hardly tell it's the same guy. 68 00:04:26,801 --> 00:04:28,401 How old is this perfume campaign? 69 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,338 When was it? Er, three years ago. 70 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:35,543 - And then maybe a year after that. - Okay... 71 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,779 So you do castings again, then? 72 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,447 Yeah. 73 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,650 Could you do a little walk for us? 74 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:46,621 Er... Just quick. No smiling. No stopping. 75 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:47,922 Yeah. 76 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,066 One more time. 77 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,437 Okay. 78 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,744 Okay... 79 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:14,682 Today, fashion is not just about surface. It's about the inside. 80 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,819 Think about a tune that you like when you walk. 81 00:05:17,852 --> 00:05:19,554 Look at me. 82 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:30,497 - Can you do that? - Yeah, so like a rhythm? 83 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,399 Yeah. Go! 84 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:46,681 Can you relax your Triangle of Sadness? 85 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:50,518 - It's like between your eyebrows here. - Okay. 86 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,653 A little bit more... 87 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:56,123 Okay. And open your mouth so you look a little bit more available. 88 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:00,862 Okay, not that much. A little bit less. 89 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,431 Okay. Thank you very much. 90 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,502 - Thank you. - Thanks. 91 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,037 Next, please! 92 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,880 - Hi! - Hi. 93 00:06:44,205 --> 00:06:47,041 ♪ Yeah, man-made powers, Stood like a tower 94 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,677 ♪ Higher and higher, hello 95 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:54,882 ♪ And the higher you go, you feel lower, oh 96 00:06:55,616 --> 00:07:00,855 ♪ I... was born free, born free 97 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,857 ♪ Born free 98 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,007 - Where can I sit? - Sorry? 99 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,276 - I don't have a seat now. - Can you just...? There's a seat. 100 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:32,079 Just right up there. Yeah. Just there. 101 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:21,028 Yaya! Yaya! 102 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:29,170 Yaya, look here. Look here, Yaya! 103 00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:32,907 Yaya! 104 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,277 Yaya! 105 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,796 Thank you, sir. 106 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,645 Thank you, honey. 107 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,914 That's so sweet of you. 108 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:28,262 Do you like the place? 109 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,831 - A little stuffy? - A little stuffy. 110 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,406 What? 111 00:10:42,176 --> 00:10:44,912 I don't know, you looked like you were thinking there. 112 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,747 No, I'm not. I'm not. 113 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,084 Cool. 114 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:55,256 I can tell there's something's wrong. Just talk to me, what is it? 115 00:11:00,361 --> 00:11:02,029 No, it's just... 116 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,764 When you say... 117 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:08,235 When you say, "Thank you, honey" like that... 118 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:10,871 You don't really give me an option but to pay. 119 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:15,876 It was just an observation. Just something I've noticed. 120 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,816 - We can split the bill if you like. - No, no... 121 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:26,253 - I can whip out a calculator... - No, no, okay. 122 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:28,255 - How many glasses of wine did you have? - Oh, sure... 123 00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:31,258 - You had, like, three more. - That's not what I mean. 124 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:33,861 Yeah, I think it all evens out, you know. 125 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,697 Hmm... 126 00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:40,167 Don't you remember last night? You said you were gonna... 127 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,238 You said you were gonna pay for food today. 128 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:49,877 At the end of the meal, you said, "Thanks. Tomorrow I'll get it." 129 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:54,181 Sure, but then you picked up the bill, 130 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:56,784 and I thought you wanted to pay, so I said, "Thank you, honey." 131 00:11:56,817 --> 00:12:00,821 - But it was there for such a long time... - I didn't see it. 132 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,327 - You didn't see it? - I, er... 133 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,096 No, I didn't. I didn't see it. 134 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:12,433 Or I didn't notice it. We were just having a nice dinner. 135 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,205 You didn't see the bill when it got put on the table? 136 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,241 No, I didn't, Carl. 137 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,518 So the waiter came in, and put it in the middle of the table just there. 138 00:12:30,552 --> 00:12:33,387 - And you didn't happen to see it? - Oh, my God! 139 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,491 What? I'm asking you seriously now, because... 140 00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:39,059 Wow... 141 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,862 What's... What's "wow"? 142 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,135 What are you doing? 143 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,805 No, no, no. Just don't... Wait. Can you sit down? Sit down. 144 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:55,242 I'm just trying to figure out what exactly I did wrong! 145 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:59,913 - Seriously? - Calm down. Please, just sit down. 146 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,518 - You're fighting over money! - No! That's not what's... 147 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:07,421 - That's literally what's happening. - I'm just pointing out the fact that... 148 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,923 - Why are you so obsessed with money? - I'm not obsessed. 149 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,160 Can you just sit down, please? I'm not obsessed with money. 150 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,564 It was just an observation from yesterday. Can you please sit down? 151 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,411 - No, no, no... What are you doing? - It's fine. 152 00:13:33,047 --> 00:13:35,550 Well, you can't pay now, that's ridiculous. 153 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,185 - Don't, Carl. - What are you doing? 154 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,021 - Let go. - No, no, no... I'm paying the bill. 155 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,559 That's not why I said it. 156 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,898 - Sorry. - Are we enjoying ourselves? 157 00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:54,636 Yes, thanks, yeah. Yaya... 158 00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:57,104 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 159 00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,321 Now I feel bad. 160 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:17,024 Why? I make more money than you. 161 00:14:27,669 --> 00:14:31,905 Excuse me. Your card didn't work. 162 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,343 - Do you have another one, maybe? - Can you try it again, please? 163 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:39,514 I tried it twice. 164 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,652 - I'm sorry, we don't accept that one. - - Just take this one. 165 00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:47,054 Carl! Just give me a second. Just wait! 166 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,123 - Let me pay. - Just wait! 167 00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:56,296 It's fine, you don't have enough cash. Take that. 168 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,400 - You accept that one, yeah? - Yes. 169 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,202 - Thank you. - Thanks so much. 170 00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:34,101 Thank you. 171 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:21,281 I do think it's quite crazy how it's such a hard thing to talk about. 172 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,984 Money. 173 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:30,357 It's such a touchy subject. Don't you think? 174 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,393 Yeah, I think it's un-sexy to talk about money. 175 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,135 Okay, but then why is that? 176 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,706 I don't know, it's just not sexy. 177 00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:48,175 Well, you don't think it's because it's so tied to gender roles? 178 00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:52,514 Fuckin' hell, the menu in the restaurant didn't even have prices for you. 179 00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:54,582 That's not fair, Carl. 180 00:16:54,616 --> 00:16:58,786 - I'm always paying. - No, no, no, let's take you out of it here. 181 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:01,488 And just talk about women in general. 182 00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:06,193 I'm a generous person, Carl. Ask any of my friends. 183 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:10,397 Sure you're generous, but... 184 00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:15,235 But? 185 00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:20,173 When it comes to you and me, we're dealing with roles that I hate. 186 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,510 I don't want to be the man, whilst you're the woman, 187 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,512 I want us to be best friends. 188 00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:27,615 - I don't wanna sleep with my best friend. - No, that's not... 189 00:17:27,649 --> 00:17:30,718 You don't understand what I'm trying to say. I mean... 190 00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:33,420 We shouldn't just slip into the stereotypical gender-based roles 191 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,723 that everyone else seems to be doing. 192 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,362 I want us to be equal. 193 00:17:54,509 --> 00:17:56,276 Excuse me? 194 00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:59,246 - You have to fight. - I'm sorry, what? 195 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,149 If you love her, you have to fight for her. 196 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,851 I've been there, I know. 197 00:18:03,885 --> 00:18:06,788 If you don't fight, you're gonna be her slave. 198 00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:12,827 The thing is, Yaya, I like to take you for dinner. I enjoy paying for you. 199 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:15,797 But there comes a point where I do feel used. 200 00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:17,865 I use you? 201 00:18:17,899 --> 00:18:20,835 Well, I'm just referring to my feelings now, but sure, if we... 202 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:23,571 No, no. Just wait. If we go back the last week or so, 203 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,807 then, yeah, maybe there is a point... 204 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,575 Are you being serious? 205 00:18:27,609 --> 00:18:29,777 I got you this shirt. I invited you for dinner. 206 00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:33,480 - You're staying at my hotel. - Well, you got this shirt for free. 207 00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:37,685 - And actually you didn't pay for dinner. - That's because my card didn't work. 208 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:40,922 There's a cash machine in the lobby. I'll pay you back every last cent... 209 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,857 It's okay. 210 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,759 Carl, I always intended to pay you back. 211 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:48,896 I didn't realize you wanted the money right now before going to bed. 212 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,635 - So your intention was to pay me back? - Yes. 213 00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:56,403 - Really? - Yeah. 214 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,906 So why did you take the 50-euro bill? 215 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,211 Once I realized you didn't have enough cash, I paid the bill. 216 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:07,815 Instead of giving me the 50-euro bill, you put it back in your purse. 217 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,653 What? I'm just saying what happened, Yaya. 218 00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:14,421 What are you...? Don't! 219 00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:18,960 What the fuck are you doing? 220 00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:21,596 Don't fucking do that to me! 221 00:19:21,629 --> 00:19:24,799 Don't... fucking do that to me, Yaya! 222 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:27,434 Don't do that to me! 223 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,437 - 'Going down.' - Don't fucking shove things down me! 224 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,906 - You fucking child! - Seriously... 225 00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:33,306 You're behaving like a crazy person. 226 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,208 Shut up! Don't do things like that to me! 227 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,811 What the hell are you doing with my money? 228 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:40,548 Your money? Oh, my God! It's not about money, Yaya! 229 00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:41,983 It's not about... 230 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,454 It's not about the fucking money, Yaya! 231 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,356 - Oh! - This is... No, it's not! 232 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,225 You're not understanding the point! It's not about the money! 233 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,762 I'll give you that 50 euros! I'll give you a 100 euros! 234 00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,931 - Oh, yeah? - No! I'm serious now! 235 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:59,767 This is not about the fucking money! Why won't you understand it? 236 00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:01,969 Understand my point! 237 00:20:02,804 --> 00:20:04,872 This is not about the money! 238 00:20:04,906 --> 00:20:08,876 - Oh, my God. Okay, okay. - I want it to be equal, Yaya! 239 00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:13,748 Thought he might be dangerous, but he just looked like... 240 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,420 Bullshit feminist. 241 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,575 For fuck's... 242 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:21,374 - What have you been doing? - Trying to sleep on a chair. 243 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:24,411 - How'd that go? - Well, I'm back. 244 00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:28,883 What have you been doing? 245 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:32,086 I was... walking up and down the corridor and... 246 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,890 - Texting you multiple times. - Hmm, a lot... 247 00:22:36,824 --> 00:22:39,060 - You saw them? - Yeah. 248 00:22:44,165 --> 00:22:46,601 - This is so silly. - Yeah. 249 00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:51,973 I'm... so good at being... 250 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,407 ...manipulative. 251 00:22:56,443 --> 00:23:00,081 I don't know, I do it and I don't even realize that I'm doing it. 252 00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:03,416 - Yeah... - I love you. 253 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:08,421 No, but seriously, it's amazing that you can tell me that. 254 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,457 Now you're a generous person. 255 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,561 Okay. 256 00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:16,063 Alright. 257 00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:24,672 Ask me anything. 258 00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,540 You sure? 259 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:27,808 Uh-huh. 260 00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:33,547 In the restaurant, with the bill... 261 00:23:33,581 --> 00:23:35,516 What about it? 262 00:23:35,549 --> 00:23:38,653 You intentionally didn't pick that up, right? 263 00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:40,388 - Yes. - Of course. 264 00:23:43,891 --> 00:23:46,193 Didn't that embarrass you? 265 00:23:47,228 --> 00:23:48,663 Nope. 266 00:23:50,164 --> 00:23:52,767 - But you make more money than I do. - It's not about the money. 267 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,802 And you said you were gonna pay... 268 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:04,578 It doesn't really matter who makes more money. 269 00:24:04,612 --> 00:24:06,681 What is it about, then? 270 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:09,617 What if I... 271 00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:12,485 ...fall pregnant? 272 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,854 With me? 273 00:24:15,222 --> 00:24:19,961 What if I fall pregnant and I can't go on working? 274 00:24:19,994 --> 00:24:23,631 I need to know that the person I'm with intends to take care of me. 275 00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,666 Otherwise I'm wasting my time. 276 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:32,740 Yeah, I guess you're not the kind to work in... 277 00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:35,109 ...a restaurant or a supermarket, are you? 278 00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:37,244 No offense. 279 00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:40,581 I'm a model, honey, the only way for me to get out of this life 280 00:24:40,614 --> 00:24:43,651 is to become someone's trophy wife. 281 00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:47,888 So, there's nothing else to this for you? 282 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,591 Other than... 283 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:55,229 ...increasing the followers on our Instagram, and all of that. 284 00:24:55,262 --> 00:24:57,865 - It make sense, doesn't it? - Sure. 285 00:24:57,898 --> 00:25:00,768 I like you. You like me. It's good for business. 286 00:25:00,801 --> 00:25:02,003 Yeah. 287 00:25:03,304 --> 00:25:04,939 - Nothing more? - Uh-hmm. 288 00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:06,841 - Uh-hmm? - Uh-hmm. 289 00:25:09,010 --> 00:25:11,212 I'd like to put a bet on that. 290 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:13,748 Okay. 291 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:16,617 - Deal. - Yeah. 292 00:25:20,788 --> 00:25:22,156 We'll see. 293 00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:25,593 I'll make you love me. 294 00:25:26,994 --> 00:25:29,163 - It'll be real love as well. - Oh, yeah? 295 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,599 - Yep. - Okay. 296 00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:34,101 You'll forget about this trophy shit. 297 00:25:34,135 --> 00:25:35,803 And you'll love me. 298 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:36,263 'The success of a luxury cruise mainly depends on two moments. 299 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:40,935 'Number one: the first hours the guests are onboard. 300 00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:45,005 'And number two: the last day the guests are onboard. 301 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,742 'And if we can impress them on those two occasions, 302 00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:51,378 'then the cruise will probably be a success.' 303 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,748 And I don't want to hear anybody saying, 304 00:26:54,782 --> 00:26:59,186 "We don't need to uncover the sundeck, they all leave after breakfast." 305 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:03,290 No. I want full set-up every morning. 306 00:27:03,324 --> 00:27:04,859 No excuses. 307 00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:07,962 Not even for the last hour. 308 00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:12,967 It's always, "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!" 309 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,302 If there is an illegal substance they want, or... 310 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:18,005 ...a unicorn! 311 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:20,274 "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!" 312 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,942 - Yes! - Whoo! 313 00:27:23,177 --> 00:27:24,378 Yes! 314 00:27:26,213 --> 00:27:28,949 I know, I know what it is to work for service. 315 00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:31,385 I know all the challenges you're facing. 316 00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:36,290 But at these times, I ask of you to keep that chin up. 317 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:40,094 Stay strong. 318 00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:42,663 And try to remind yourself... 319 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,767 ...if everything goes well... 320 00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:50,237 ...at the end of the cruise... 321 00:27:50,271 --> 00:27:52,873 - Money, money, money... - ...you might be getting... 322 00:27:52,907 --> 00:27:57,211 - ...a very generous tip! - Money, money, money... 323 00:28:02,016 --> 00:28:04,885 Money! Money! Money! 324 00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:08,355 Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! 325 00:28:16,397 --> 00:28:18,265 - Money! - Yes! 326 00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:20,868 Alicia, who do we have onboard? 327 00:28:24,271 --> 00:28:25,739 No... 328 00:28:29,443 --> 00:28:31,879 - Housekeeping! - No. No, thank you. 329 00:28:34,114 --> 00:28:36,784 - Do you want me to clean the room? - No, thanks. 330 00:28:36,817 --> 00:28:38,986 Okay, I'll come back in 30 minutes? 331 00:28:39,019 --> 00:28:41,989 - No, you can come back a bit later. - Okay, one hour? 332 00:28:42,022 --> 00:28:44,358 Could you just come back later, please? 333 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,461 Okay, I'll come back later. Sorry, ma'am. 334 00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:58,272 Let me change. 335 00:30:11,211 --> 00:30:13,113 What? 336 00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:14,415 Nothing. 337 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,055 - Hey! - Hey. 338 00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:30,130 - What are you doing? - What? 339 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:35,135 - Are you talking to the crew? - Yeah... 340 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:39,907 - Why are you talking to the crew? - I said hello. 341 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:42,209 Yeah, you smiled at him and said hello. 342 00:30:43,277 --> 00:30:45,312 - So? - Ah... 343 00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:59,594 Seriously, Yaya, we're sitting here together, you shouldn't... 344 00:30:59,627 --> 00:31:02,262 - You just don't do that. - Do what? 345 00:31:03,565 --> 00:31:08,135 If I started smiling at the hot stewardess and... 346 00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:10,170 - You know... - You think she's hot? 347 00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:16,377 No, but if she was, and I started smiling at her, 348 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:19,046 and giggling and saying, "Hey," like you did, 349 00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:21,081 then you wouldn't like it, would you? 350 00:31:21,982 --> 00:31:23,984 - Are you jealous? - No. 351 00:31:24,017 --> 00:31:26,887 - No? - No, I'm not. I'm not. It's just like... 352 00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:30,658 I mean, come on, look at you. And then... 353 00:31:31,492 --> 00:31:34,428 And then a hot guy turns up. I mean, he shouldn't be... 354 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:36,330 Do you think he's hot? 355 00:31:37,398 --> 00:31:38,966 He's alright. 356 00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:42,236 - Do you? - Yeah! 357 00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:46,306 - What the fuck, man? - You just said you thought he was hot! 358 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:50,344 But come on, you don't have to... You said it very quickly. Jesus! 359 00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:54,114 Drop it, okay? 360 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,669 Can I help you, sir? 361 00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:49,671 - Sorry, just quickly... - Yes? 362 00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:53,006 I was on the rear deck, and one of your crew members was... 363 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,576 - ...bare-chested. - Really? 364 00:32:54,609 --> 00:32:56,477 Yeah, and like smoking and stuff. 365 00:32:56,511 --> 00:32:58,546 Oh, I'm so sorry. That's so inappropriate. 366 00:32:58,580 --> 00:33:01,448 - Yeah, it did feel a little bit... - No, of course. 367 00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:03,350 I'll take care of that. I'm so sorry. 368 00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:06,119 - Maybe it's not a big issue... - No, but it's not acceptable here. 369 00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:09,223 I thought I'd just let you know, cos... Yeah, I didn't wanna make anything of it. 370 00:33:09,256 --> 00:33:11,358 Well, thank you so much. It won't happen again, sir. 371 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:13,393 - I promise you that. - Alright, thanks. 372 00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:16,230 - Alicia? - Yeah? 373 00:33:16,263 --> 00:33:19,333 There's a crew member up on deck with no shirt on. 374 00:33:19,366 --> 00:33:20,702 - No shirt on? - Yes. 375 00:33:30,678 --> 00:33:32,580 Sorry. Just, er... 376 00:33:32,614 --> 00:33:33,581 Yes? 377 00:33:33,615 --> 00:33:38,051 Is it possible to look at the engagement rings? 378 00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:40,588 - Yes. Yes, of course! - Is that alright? 379 00:33:40,622 --> 00:33:44,191 Definitely, yes. Okay. 380 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:47,662 This is a beautiful ring. This is 24-carat gold. 381 00:33:47,695 --> 00:33:50,197 And we have a point nine diamond in the middle, 382 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:53,835 and we have four brilliants on every side of the band. 383 00:33:53,868 --> 00:33:57,371 - It's a very beautiful ring. - Yes. It's really nice. 384 00:33:57,404 --> 00:34:00,240 Do you want me to try it on so you can see it on a hand? 385 00:34:00,274 --> 00:34:01,676 - Oh, okay, yeah. - Yeah? 386 00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:04,044 - If you don't mind? - No, of course. 387 00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,550 Hmm... 388 00:34:13,621 --> 00:34:14,856 Yeah? 389 00:34:14,889 --> 00:34:18,292 It's a very nice diamond, this one. It's a flawless diamond. 390 00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:21,629 What was the price of that one? 391 00:34:21,663 --> 00:34:24,799 This one is... 28,000 euros. 392 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,504 Mm-hmm... 393 00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:38,746 'Can we get an almond latte to foredeck?' 394 00:34:52,694 --> 00:34:54,562 Captain? 395 00:34:57,799 --> 00:35:00,167 Uh, yes? 396 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,671 I just wanted to tell you it's time for the safety drill. 397 00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:05,773 Uh, well, no, I'm... 398 00:35:05,807 --> 00:35:08,108 I'm just not feeling well. 399 00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:12,780 - Should I get the doctor? - No, no, I'll be fine. 400 00:35:12,814 --> 00:35:16,216 Just have the First take care of it, and then... 401 00:35:16,818 --> 00:35:18,886 ...you know, I'll see you later. 402 00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:22,456 Okay! 403 00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:24,291 - Okay. - Okay. 404 00:35:27,729 --> 00:35:30,898 Abigail? Could you get the tray? Thank you. 405 00:35:38,906 --> 00:35:42,275 Honey, Nutella. 406 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:43,544 Hm-mm... 407 00:35:44,545 --> 00:35:46,246 Another one? 408 00:35:51,953 --> 00:35:53,821 Have a little look. 409 00:35:56,858 --> 00:36:00,360 - Aren't you going to eat the pasta? - Sorry? 410 00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:05,165 Aren't you going to eat the pasta? 411 00:36:06,634 --> 00:36:09,837 Oh, er... No. I'm gluten intolerant. 412 00:36:09,871 --> 00:36:10,905 Oh? 413 00:36:10,938 --> 00:36:14,575 It's just for the pictures. She's an influencer. 414 00:36:14,609 --> 00:36:16,511 - Oh! - Okay. 415 00:36:16,544 --> 00:36:17,879 Wow! 416 00:36:19,446 --> 00:36:21,582 You make money from that? 417 00:36:21,616 --> 00:36:25,620 - Champagne, sir? - Nah... White wine. 418 00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:29,657 - Sorry, what? - Yeah... It depends. 419 00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:33,695 It depends. You mostly get free stuff, to be honest. 420 00:36:34,629 --> 00:36:36,664 We got this cruise for free. 421 00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:42,603 Good! Her looks paid for the tickets. Not bad, huh? 422 00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:47,742 - Good, huh? - I guess so, yeah. It did. 423 00:36:47,775 --> 00:36:50,310 - A lovely couple, huh? - Yeah, that's nice. 424 00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:53,380 - Not bad, not bad. - Thank you. 425 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,919 So, what do you do? 426 00:36:59,286 --> 00:37:01,388 I sell shit. 427 00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:04,692 - What, sorry? - I sell shit! 428 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:11,465 - Fertilizer for agriculture. - Oh, fertilizer... 429 00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:15,469 - Interesting. - In every business it's the right place... 430 00:37:15,503 --> 00:37:18,573 ...in the right moment. My right place: east Europe. 431 00:37:18,606 --> 00:37:22,375 Right moment: end of 80s, beginning of 90s. 432 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:23,811 And, er... 433 00:37:23,845 --> 00:37:26,681 So, business start, yeah? 434 00:37:26,714 --> 00:37:30,051 - In 80s, I was... - Baby? Can I have this one? 435 00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:31,853 - Yeah. - Yeah? 436 00:37:31,886 --> 00:37:33,621 - Yeah. - Thank you. 437 00:37:33,654 --> 00:37:35,288 - Yeah. - Love you. 438 00:37:35,322 --> 00:37:38,926 Yeah, yeah... So, in the beginning of 80s, 439 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,863 I was only CEO 440 00:37:41,896 --> 00:37:46,333 in one agriculture "Kombinat", we called it. 441 00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:50,470 Hundred thousand pigs, two million chickens. 442 00:37:50,505 --> 00:37:54,441 And we're getting some kind of monopoly. 443 00:37:54,474 --> 00:37:57,410 You can call me the King of the Shit! 444 00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:59,814 - It was... - I love him. I love him! 445 00:37:59,847 --> 00:38:01,916 And when you have money, you know, 446 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:05,385 you don't leave money to sleep, you understand? 447 00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:07,955 - Money must not sleep, you know. - Okay. 448 00:38:07,989 --> 00:38:11,893 So you put this money from this business, 449 00:38:11,926 --> 00:38:16,363 because factories shutting down... 450 00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:20,835 And the desert is tiramisu. 451 00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:24,304 Or panna cotta, you like both of those. 452 00:38:26,908 --> 00:38:30,377 - Oh... you choose. - A-ha... 453 00:38:31,512 --> 00:38:34,081 You have the panna cotta, I'll have a tiramisu. 454 00:38:34,115 --> 00:38:35,650 Fine. 455 00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:41,421 Hello! 456 00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:46,894 Cheers. 457 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:57,004 I'm Clementine. And this is my husband, Winston. 458 00:38:57,038 --> 00:38:59,006 We're from Great Britain. 459 00:39:12,687 --> 00:39:15,590 My name is Clementine. 460 00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:17,725 - And this is my husband, Winston. - Winston. 461 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:19,560 We're from Great Britain. 462 00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:26,634 Hello. This is my wife, Therese. 463 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:30,037 She understands you perfectly, but my wife had a stroke. 464 00:39:30,071 --> 00:39:33,574 Since then, she's suffering from a disability of speaking. 465 00:39:43,684 --> 00:39:45,119 "In den... In den..." 466 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:50,725 In den Wol...? 467 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,995 - Wolken. - Wo... 468 00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:55,897 - Champagne, sir? - No, thank you. 469 00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:59,166 - What does it mean? - "Up in the clouds." 470 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,168 Oh! How beautiful. 471 00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,912 - Bye, girls. - Bye. 472 00:40:10,945 --> 00:40:12,479 Take care. 473 00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:19,153 Nice to meet you, my friend. I hope I work with you again. 474 00:40:19,186 --> 00:40:21,188 It was a pleasure, Mario. 475 00:40:22,957 --> 00:40:24,992 - We're going to miss you. - Miss you already. 476 00:40:25,026 --> 00:40:27,028 - Take care. - Take care, you. 477 00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:08,869 Look at that. 478 00:41:11,172 --> 00:41:12,974 Sad, huh? 479 00:41:16,777 --> 00:41:18,713 He's hunting. 480 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,915 - Huh? - He's hunting! 481 00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:24,085 Big dilemma. 482 00:41:25,186 --> 00:41:28,589 Should he take risk, or go to the room, huh? 483 00:41:32,093 --> 00:41:33,527 Come on. 484 00:41:36,797 --> 00:41:38,566 Look, look! 485 00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:41,268 Maybe has a little chance! 486 00:42:05,159 --> 00:42:06,894 Amazing... 487 00:42:10,097 --> 00:42:11,632 Wow. 488 00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:16,303 Sorry if I'm interrupting. 489 00:42:16,337 --> 00:42:19,140 Er... could you just do me a favor? 490 00:42:20,341 --> 00:42:23,010 I have this girl, who should be here with me, 491 00:42:23,044 --> 00:42:25,913 but couldn't come and... 492 00:42:25,946 --> 00:42:28,949 ...I would like to take a picture. Please. 493 00:42:30,084 --> 00:42:32,987 - Can you take my picture? - Oh, yeah, of course. 494 00:42:34,755 --> 00:42:36,624 I'll stand over here. 495 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,760 Oh! Sorry, sorry! 496 00:42:49,804 --> 00:42:51,238 Good? 497 00:42:51,272 --> 00:42:54,809 - Thank you very much. - A pleasure... 498 00:42:54,842 --> 00:42:57,278 - Have a nice evening. - Yeah, you, too. 499 00:43:02,316 --> 00:43:04,585 Excuse me? Mister? 500 00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:09,023 Hi! Eh... Can you please come back? 501 00:43:11,759 --> 00:43:13,761 You can leave your beer, it's okay. 502 00:43:13,794 --> 00:43:16,263 - What? - You can leave your beer. 503 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,735 - If you come in the middle... - Yeah? 504 00:43:21,769 --> 00:43:23,804 Then we can take a picture together, the three of us. 505 00:43:23,838 --> 00:43:26,140 Okay, nice! Nice! 506 00:43:26,173 --> 00:43:27,942 Yeah! 507 00:43:27,975 --> 00:43:29,977 - Now we're talking! - Yeah! 508 00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:35,416 More boobs, Yaya! More boobs! 509 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:37,184 Oh... 510 00:43:38,419 --> 00:43:42,089 Thank you very much! You're very generous! 511 00:43:43,324 --> 00:43:46,093 I would like to do something generous to you. 512 00:43:46,127 --> 00:43:48,162 They have Rolex watches in the reception. 513 00:43:48,195 --> 00:43:50,731 We can go down there now, and I will buy you Rolex watches! 514 00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:53,100 - No, it's okay. Thank you. - No! I would like... 515 00:43:53,134 --> 00:43:55,402 It may sound strange, but I'm... 516 00:43:55,436 --> 00:43:59,240 What you just did here, it meant so much to me. 517 00:43:59,273 --> 00:44:01,342 So I can... 518 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:03,210 I'm very rich. 519 00:44:03,244 --> 00:44:06,881 Yes, let's not beat around the bush. I'm very rich. 520 00:44:06,914 --> 00:44:08,816 - How rich are you? - Oh, I'm so... 521 00:44:08,849 --> 00:44:12,786 I'm so fucking rich! I just sold my company. 522 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:16,891 Yeah, I'm not drunk! I told you, I'm not feeling well. 523 00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:20,761 Do you have problem with that? 524 00:44:20,794 --> 00:44:23,030 Can't you respect that? 525 00:44:23,063 --> 00:44:24,932 - Good evening, sir. - Good evening. 526 00:44:24,965 --> 00:44:27,401 - Good evening, madam. - Good evening. 527 00:44:28,068 --> 00:44:30,738 Are you still there, Paula? 528 00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:37,745 - Thomas? - What is it? 529 00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:43,083 I just want to ask you when you're able to hold the Captain's Dinner? 530 00:44:43,117 --> 00:44:45,920 Oh, for fuck's sake... 531 00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:49,290 - I can't do the Captain's Dinner now! - No, I'm asking you a question, Thomas. 532 00:44:49,323 --> 00:44:53,761 When are you able to put on your uniform and be there for the guests? 533 00:44:54,395 --> 00:44:59,934 Oh... Okay. Well, what's the forecast? 534 00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:03,270 The weather's fine, Thomas. It's about when you can do it. 535 00:45:04,205 --> 00:45:06,307 Any day but Thursday. 536 00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:09,476 - Thurs... Thursday's good. - No. Thomas. 537 00:45:09,511 --> 00:45:11,278 - Thursday's bad. - Huh? 538 00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:14,248 We have a low-pressure zone moving in. Any day but Thursday. 539 00:45:14,281 --> 00:45:17,851 - Yes, Thursday! Okay! - Okay, Thomas, listen. 540 00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,820 I'll come back and talk to you about this later. 541 00:45:19,853 --> 00:45:23,157 Paula! Every day, they eat dinner. 542 00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:28,062 And they're going to eat dinner Thursday as well. Right? 543 00:45:28,095 --> 00:45:31,932 Your most expensive champagne, and three glasses. 544 00:45:31,966 --> 00:45:34,001 - Is this your boyfriends? - Yeah. 545 00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:38,138 Guys, you take care of these girls now! 546 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,877 They're really, really nice girls! Generous. Caring. 547 00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:46,046 You treat them right, you know! 548 00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:49,149 You think they want some champagne? 549 00:45:49,183 --> 00:45:51,919 Okay, five glasses! Five glasses. 550 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:01,895 Ludmilla... 551 00:46:01,929 --> 00:46:04,365 - I love you, baby! - Yeah, yeah... 552 00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:10,037 Dance with me! 553 00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:13,440 - I'm terrible at dancing. - What if I go? 554 00:46:14,408 --> 00:46:16,443 - Come on, dance with me! - No, no... 555 00:46:16,477 --> 00:46:18,479 Come on! Just a little bit. 556 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,916 - No, I'm... I'm so... - Come on. Don't be shy! 557 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:24,552 - No... - Why? I'm dancing. 558 00:46:24,586 --> 00:46:28,322 - No... I never dance. - Come on, dance with me. 559 00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:29,857 - I just don't. - Why not? 560 00:46:29,890 --> 00:46:32,993 - I don't like it. - Okay. 561 00:46:33,027 --> 00:46:36,497 - I feel embarrassed. - Alright, it's okay. Whatever... 562 00:47:19,306 --> 00:47:20,474 Carl? 563 00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:25,412 Carl? Are you jealous? 564 00:47:27,281 --> 00:47:30,250 Hey! Carl? 565 00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:36,457 - Who's Carl? - What? 566 00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:43,598 - You're not Carl? - No, no. I'm the pool guy. 567 00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:45,332 Ooh... 568 00:47:50,572 --> 00:47:54,308 Sorry about coming into the mansion, I just needed to get some tools. 569 00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:56,043 Oh? 570 00:48:00,381 --> 00:48:02,316 Over here... 571 00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:08,088 It's very inappropriate. 572 00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:12,660 What if my, er... 573 00:48:14,428 --> 00:48:16,063 ...husband comes home? 574 00:48:16,096 --> 00:48:17,431 Where is your husband? 575 00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:21,201 He really shouldn't be leaving such a beautiful girl on her own. 576 00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:24,071 Because it's very dangerous around here. 577 00:48:27,575 --> 00:48:29,943 - He's working. - Oh... 578 00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:33,180 - Always working... - Is he? 579 00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:35,717 Yeah. It's hot, huh? 580 00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:38,185 - Yeah, I'm very hot. - You should take that off. 581 00:48:38,218 --> 00:48:41,088 - Yeah? - Yeah. Ooh. 582 00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:43,323 Ooh! 583 00:48:47,595 --> 00:48:52,032 The thing is, your husband pays me a lot of money, you see. 584 00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:57,304 So, I do have to just make sure I'm doing my job properly. 585 00:48:57,337 --> 00:48:59,541 - Okay? - You check the pipes. 586 00:48:59,574 --> 00:49:01,408 Yeah, is there any... 587 00:49:02,209 --> 00:49:04,945 ...is there any down here that need to be... 588 00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:10,384 ...unblocked, or... is everything okay? 589 00:49:13,688 --> 00:49:15,757 You're sure you're the right guy for the job? 590 00:49:15,790 --> 00:49:18,693 I am, I am. I'm very qualified. 591 00:49:18,726 --> 00:49:21,061 Hmm... Let me see. 592 00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:54,729 Do you know what people regret on their deathbed? 593 00:49:54,762 --> 00:49:56,463 Can you turn the phone? 594 00:49:56,497 --> 00:49:57,732 - No. - No? 595 00:49:57,765 --> 00:50:01,368 That they were working too much, seven out of ten people regret 596 00:50:01,401 --> 00:50:05,607 throwing away their lives on stupid and pointless jobs. 597 00:50:07,074 --> 00:50:11,278 - Can I get you anything to drink? - - More champagne, please. 598 00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:15,750 I don't know, I was just born into this life. It was not my fault. 599 00:50:15,783 --> 00:50:20,555 And when this happened, I... I just felt like, "Why? Why?" 600 00:50:20,588 --> 00:50:24,124 - Life is so unfair. - Yeah. 601 00:50:24,157 --> 00:50:26,628 We are all equal. 602 00:50:26,661 --> 00:50:29,531 - That is so true. - Everyone's equal. 603 00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:41,676 Is there anything you wish for? 604 00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:47,515 - Sorry? - Is there anything you... wish for? 605 00:50:48,716 --> 00:50:51,753 Well... Well, I don't know. 606 00:50:53,821 --> 00:50:56,691 That's so sweet of you, madam, but I'm perfectly fine. 607 00:50:56,724 --> 00:51:01,763 But, but, but, but if today was your last day alive... 608 00:51:03,263 --> 00:51:07,234 - ...hmm... what would you wish for? - I have no idea. 609 00:51:08,570 --> 00:51:12,574 - Have you been for a swim today? - No, not today. 610 00:51:13,508 --> 00:51:16,778 Why don't you go for a swim right now? 611 00:51:19,246 --> 00:51:22,249 Because this is exactly what I'm talking about. 612 00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:25,720 That's so kind of you, madam, but unfortunately we're not allowed 613 00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:28,656 to go for a swim during working hours, so... 614 00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:31,358 I want all the staff to go for a swim! 615 00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:34,494 I want you all to go for a swim! 616 00:51:34,529 --> 00:51:39,667 I really feel that I've had one of these moments. 617 00:51:39,701 --> 00:51:43,771 Yeah, well, today might be a little bit problematic... 618 00:51:43,805 --> 00:51:45,238 Problematic? 619 00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:46,674 Cos today we have the Captain's Dinner. 620 00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:51,378 Who cares about the Captain's Dinner? This will only take half an hour. 621 00:51:51,411 --> 00:51:53,380 Come on, now. 622 00:51:53,413 --> 00:51:55,617 You work too hard, come on. 623 00:51:57,184 --> 00:52:00,555 - Yeah, well, let me see what I can do. - Merci! 624 00:52:10,732 --> 00:52:14,167 No, no, no! Come back! Come back, please. 625 00:52:14,201 --> 00:52:17,639 Please come back. I have a better idea. 626 00:52:18,539 --> 00:52:20,541 - Sit down. - Okay. 627 00:52:22,209 --> 00:52:24,946 Let's reverse roles. 628 00:52:24,979 --> 00:52:28,348 - Sorry? - Just change roles. 629 00:52:30,217 --> 00:52:34,488 You... chillax in the jacuzzi, and I'll get the captain. 630 00:52:34,522 --> 00:52:35,923 Oh... well... 631 00:52:35,957 --> 00:52:39,894 Come on! Just be in the moment, like I was. Please! 632 00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:42,496 - Yeah, but... - Come, come, I know you want to. 633 00:52:42,530 --> 00:52:44,732 - Come on! - Yes, I do but... 634 00:52:44,766 --> 00:52:46,901 But there might be a problem for me, if I... 635 00:52:46,934 --> 00:52:49,837 Now I have to be the authority. 636 00:52:49,871 --> 00:52:52,640 - Yeah, well, I have my clothes on... - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 637 00:52:52,674 --> 00:52:54,341 Shut up! Now! 638 00:52:56,476 --> 00:52:59,947 I command you, enjoy the moment! 639 00:53:03,316 --> 00:53:05,586 - N-now? - Please. 640 00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:11,893 - No. - No? 641 00:53:11,926 --> 00:53:13,861 - No. - What? 642 00:53:14,929 --> 00:53:16,831 - You say "no" to me? - No. No! 643 00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:18,599 - So it's "yes"? - Yes... No. 644 00:53:18,633 --> 00:53:20,968 - "Yes" or "no"? - I'm saying... 645 00:53:22,369 --> 00:53:24,271 Sorry, I'm saying, n... 646 00:53:24,906 --> 00:53:26,373 I'm saying... 647 00:53:27,407 --> 00:53:30,845 - Yes. - Yes! Ha-ha! 648 00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:34,015 Don't worry. Dimitrios will buy the yacht. 649 00:53:34,048 --> 00:53:36,349 Come on! Sit down, sit down. 650 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:39,453 - Okay, I'm going in. - Quick, quick, quick... Yes! 651 00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:46,894 - This wonderful Miss... - Alicia. 652 00:53:58,039 --> 00:54:00,775 Darius? I need your help. 653 00:54:00,808 --> 00:54:04,879 I need you tell one of the guests that the crew can't go for a swim. 654 00:54:04,912 --> 00:54:06,080 Why? 655 00:54:06,114 --> 00:54:08,549 Well, I told them it's not possible because of the dinner, 656 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:11,519 but they want to hear it from the captain in person. 657 00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:14,321 So I went to Thomas' cabin, I knocked on it, he's not there. 658 00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,958 He's not responding. I can't get a hold of him, so... 659 00:54:16,991 --> 00:54:19,326 Could you just please go and tell them it's not possible? 660 00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:22,530 - That would be a big help. - Can't you just go for a swim? 661 00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:24,766 No. I mean, that would be the easiest, 662 00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:27,735 but they want us to go from the water slide and... 663 00:54:27,769 --> 00:54:30,905 It's not even funny. Why are you laughing, Erik? 664 00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:33,440 - Why are you even here? - I'm on my break. 665 00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:36,043 Well, your break is over. Go back to work. 666 00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:39,747 It's not even installed yet, it will take forever, and I don't have that time. 667 00:54:39,781 --> 00:54:42,817 The chef has started the dinner, I need the prep-time. 668 00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:44,719 So please go and tell them it's not possible... 669 00:54:44,752 --> 00:54:47,021 I'm not going to go and talk to some crazy Russians. 670 00:54:47,054 --> 00:54:49,590 It's not crazy Russians, it's very rich Russians. 671 00:54:49,624 --> 00:54:50,591 Same thing. 672 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,894 Go and solve this problem first, and then... 673 00:54:52,927 --> 00:54:55,462 No! We're done. 674 00:54:55,495 --> 00:54:59,534 - Why won't you do this? - Go and take a swim. Jesus... 675 00:54:59,567 --> 00:55:01,368 - Hello, sir! - Hello. 676 00:55:01,401 --> 00:55:04,972 - Can I help you? - I was just looking. 677 00:55:05,006 --> 00:55:07,340 - You want to see the bridge? - If possible. 678 00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:11,078 Of course. I can get the First Officer. He's not doing anything right now. 679 00:55:12,113 --> 00:55:14,682 - Could you show the guest the bridge? - Yes, of course. 680 00:55:14,715 --> 00:55:16,584 Welcome to the bridge. 681 00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:19,720 I'm Darius. Nice to meet you. 682 00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:33,835 Thomas? 683 00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:39,106 Thomas? Hello? 684 00:55:46,413 --> 00:55:48,783 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 685 00:55:48,816 --> 00:55:53,921 - Actually... I have a question. - Yes, of course. 686 00:55:53,955 --> 00:55:57,124 Yesterday, I was up on the sundeck. 687 00:55:57,158 --> 00:56:00,427 And the sun was shining, everything was perfect. 688 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:02,730 But then I looked at the sails. 689 00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:04,699 - The sails? - Yes. 690 00:56:04,732 --> 00:56:07,434 And they were... a bit dirty. 691 00:56:07,467 --> 00:56:09,737 - Oh! - Yeah. 692 00:56:09,770 --> 00:56:11,639 - Oh... - Yeah. 693 00:56:18,813 --> 00:56:20,380 Hello? 694 00:56:21,616 --> 00:56:22,617 Hi. 695 00:56:26,486 --> 00:56:30,490 Yeah, but do you realize the food down here is going to be bad? 696 00:56:31,993 --> 00:56:33,460 Okay, bye. 697 00:56:34,095 --> 00:56:37,164 Okay, guys, listen up. You are going to swim. 698 00:56:37,198 --> 00:56:39,967 So, bring your swimming pants, and go to the main deck 699 00:56:40,001 --> 00:56:42,536 as quick as possible, okay? 700 00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:46,674 Come on! Chop, chop! You're going to water slide. 701 00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:48,408 Have fun! 702 00:57:30,551 --> 00:57:31,886 Thomas? 703 00:57:38,659 --> 00:57:39,961 Thomas? 704 00:57:43,965 --> 00:57:45,733 'Good afternoon. 705 00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,501 'I hope that everyone has had a great day so far, 706 00:57:48,536 --> 00:57:52,106 'and that you're looking forward to the Captain's Dinner tonight. 707 00:57:52,139 --> 00:57:56,610 'We would like to inform you that we have a slight change in the schedule. 708 00:57:56,644 --> 00:57:59,747 'The Captain's Dinner will be held at 8:30, 709 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:02,950 'and not at 8:00, as it says on the daily program. 710 00:58:02,984 --> 00:58:07,021 'I repeat: the Captain's Dinner will be held at 8:30. 711 00:58:07,054 --> 00:58:08,222 'Thank you.' 712 00:58:08,255 --> 00:58:10,224 Why the push? 713 00:58:10,257 --> 00:58:13,027 Cos the crew's going for a... a swim. 714 00:58:13,828 --> 00:58:16,764 - - It's a request from one of the Russians. 715 00:58:17,665 --> 00:58:22,136 - From the water slide. - Oh, my God! This I gotta see. 716 00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:24,672 Whoa, whoa! Do you want to change first? 717 00:58:24,705 --> 00:58:28,275 - Oh, Alessandra! How are you? - Alicia. 718 00:58:28,309 --> 00:58:31,045 - Al...? - Can you leave us for a bit, please? 719 00:58:31,078 --> 00:58:32,880 Let's go inside, yeah? 720 00:58:32,913 --> 00:58:34,882 I think you need to change if you wanna go up... 721 00:58:34,915 --> 00:58:36,684 Yeah, yeah... 722 00:58:36,717 --> 00:58:38,619 - Let's go inside and talk. - No, no... 723 00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:41,522 Are you okay, man? 724 00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:44,492 - Good. - Yeah? 725 00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:48,729 - Very good. - We have four and a half hours left. 726 00:58:48,763 --> 00:58:50,264 Until the Captain's Dinner. 727 00:58:50,297 --> 00:58:54,001 You chill in your room, have little nap. I'll be back in a couple of hours. 728 00:58:54,035 --> 00:58:56,203 And we'll... go together. 729 00:58:56,237 --> 00:58:58,239 Yeah? 730 00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:03,677 Darius... 731 00:59:03,711 --> 00:59:05,046 Look at you! 732 00:59:05,079 --> 00:59:10,317 What are you all worked up about? I'm fine! Just totally fine. 733 00:59:10,351 --> 00:59:13,921 - Yeah? - Completely, a hundred percent... 734 00:59:15,156 --> 00:59:17,124 ...fine. 735 00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:21,629 - Mohammed! Mohammed! - What? 736 00:59:21,662 --> 00:59:23,597 Come! Let's go! Come, come! 737 00:59:23,631 --> 00:59:26,667 - What? - Let's go! 738 00:59:28,169 --> 00:59:30,204 Oh! Whoo! 739 00:59:31,972 --> 00:59:33,574 Wonderful! 740 00:59:37,244 --> 00:59:39,647 - Some champagne. - Bravo! 741 00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:51,859 Are we enjoying ourselves? Yes! 742 01:00:30,831 --> 01:00:33,901 If you just stand here, and they will be coming to you. 743 01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:37,304 - Okay. - Let me see you. Okay. 744 01:00:39,273 --> 01:00:41,675 - Okay! - Thank you, Paula. 745 01:00:41,709 --> 01:00:43,978 - Just one night, that's all. - Okay. 746 01:00:45,146 --> 01:00:48,849 Darius, could you stand next to him? Just to make sure... 747 01:00:54,255 --> 01:00:56,757 - Okay? You're ready? - Thank you. 748 01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,159 - Yep. - Yes. 749 01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:02,129 Okay, let's get ready to open the doors. 750 01:01:02,163 --> 01:01:04,732 Open on my signal, yes? 751 01:01:06,367 --> 01:01:07,968 And... go. 752 01:01:12,507 --> 01:01:14,074 Good evening. 753 01:01:14,108 --> 01:01:16,243 - Welcome to the Captain's Dinner. - Thank you. 754 01:01:16,277 --> 01:01:19,246 - Would you like a glass of champagne? - Thank you very much. 755 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:22,183 Good evening. Welcome to the Captain's Dinner. 756 01:01:22,216 --> 01:01:23,884 Hi... Hi! 757 01:01:23,918 --> 01:01:26,754 Good evening. Enjoying your cruise? 758 01:01:28,088 --> 01:01:30,257 - Welcome. - Hello, ma'am. 759 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:32,860 Nice to meet you. Enjoy your dinner. 760 01:01:34,529 --> 01:01:37,264 Oh, hello, ma'am. How are you? 761 01:01:37,298 --> 01:01:39,266 Enjoy your dinner. 762 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,802 Hope the weather's not too rough on you. 763 01:01:43,103 --> 01:01:44,972 - Hello, sir. - Hi. 764 01:01:45,005 --> 01:01:46,440 - Welcome. - Thank you. 765 01:01:46,473 --> 01:01:48,776 Nice to meet you. Enjoy your dinner. 766 01:01:48,809 --> 01:01:51,178 - Hello, sir. - Good evening. Jarmo Björkman... 767 01:01:51,212 --> 01:01:53,480 I have a question. I'm sorry. 768 01:01:55,216 --> 01:01:58,152 - Yesterday, I was up on deck. - Yes. 769 01:01:58,185 --> 01:02:01,889 And it was so beautiful. Everything was fantastic. 770 01:02:01,922 --> 01:02:04,024 But then, I saw the sails. 771 01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:06,528 The sails? 772 01:02:06,561 --> 01:02:08,262 - The sails, yes. - Oh... 773 01:02:08,295 --> 01:02:11,899 Yeah. And they were dirt-gray. 774 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:15,502 Do you think it's possible to wash them? 775 01:02:15,537 --> 01:02:19,773 Well, I don't think that's possible, ma'am, because, er... 776 01:02:19,807 --> 01:02:23,077 - ...this is a motorized vessel. - Yeah. 777 01:02:23,110 --> 01:02:25,412 So, we don't have any sails. 778 01:02:28,349 --> 01:02:31,085 Maybe it was the sundeck roof? 779 01:02:31,118 --> 01:02:35,923 - Well... Are you sure? - I'm sure. 780 01:02:51,872 --> 01:02:54,108 Yes. He says yes. 781 01:02:54,141 --> 01:02:56,243 - It was sails. - Magnus says yes. 782 01:02:56,277 --> 01:02:57,411 Yes. 783 01:02:58,479 --> 01:03:00,881 Jesus Christ... 784 01:03:00,914 --> 01:03:03,384 Well, then, in that case, 785 01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:05,853 we will clean the sails. 786 01:03:05,886 --> 01:03:08,956 - Yes. - Of course. 787 01:03:08,989 --> 01:03:12,459 I'm sure we can find a solution for you. I'm sure... 788 01:03:12,493 --> 01:03:14,862 - Can I escort you to a table? - Okay. 789 01:03:14,895 --> 01:03:16,964 - Enjoy your dinner. - Thank you. 790 01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:20,267 Well... Jarmo Björkman. I'm sitting at your table. 791 01:03:20,301 --> 01:03:22,436 - Oh! Good, good. - Hello, Jarmo. 792 01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:24,271 Are you also sitting at the captain's table? 793 01:03:24,305 --> 01:03:25,372 Yes, I am. 794 01:03:25,406 --> 01:03:28,075 - Is it this one? - Yes. Go ahead. 795 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:29,843 Oh, Lord... 796 01:03:42,289 --> 01:03:44,559 It's not so much apps as code. 797 01:03:44,592 --> 01:03:48,996 I create code for apps. So you can program... 798 01:03:49,029 --> 01:03:54,468 So, I sell my codes and my skills to different tech companies. 799 01:03:56,136 --> 01:04:01,609 And then, the game makers are pitching ideas to me. 800 01:04:01,643 --> 01:04:03,444 Sir. 801 01:04:07,915 --> 01:04:09,249 So, good evening. 802 01:04:09,283 --> 01:04:11,485 For tonight's first meal, we will be serving you 803 01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:14,622 some delicious oysters with some black Russian caviar. 804 01:04:14,656 --> 01:04:17,525 - Please enjoy. - Thank you. 805 01:04:24,231 --> 01:04:27,234 - Are we enjoying the food? - Yes, very much. 806 01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:38,212 So, what business do you have together? 807 01:04:38,245 --> 01:04:40,447 Oh, it's a family business. 808 01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:43,585 Producing products in precision engineering. 809 01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:46,954 What do you manufacture? 810 01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:50,023 Well, our products have been employed in upholding democracy 811 01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:52,192 all over the world. 812 01:04:57,998 --> 01:04:59,667 What product is that? 813 01:04:59,701 --> 01:05:03,337 Basically, our best-selling product is the hand grenade. 814 01:05:05,172 --> 01:05:07,107 Sorry, the what? 815 01:05:07,141 --> 01:05:09,309 The hand grenade, dear. 816 01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:18,085 For a long time, it was the personal exploding device. 817 01:05:18,118 --> 01:05:22,624 But then came those UN regulations, and messed everything up. 818 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:26,093 A personal exploding device... 819 01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:27,595 Excuse me. 820 01:05:27,629 --> 01:05:32,065 ...is a very complicated word for a land mine. 821 01:05:32,099 --> 01:05:34,435 Yeah... 822 01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:40,073 Those regulations trimmed... 25% off on profits. 823 01:05:40,107 --> 01:05:42,710 - Yeah. - It was hard times for us, but... 824 01:05:43,611 --> 01:05:47,448 - We pulled together, didn't we? - Yes, we did, darling. 825 01:05:47,481 --> 01:05:50,117 And we still love each other. 826 01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,019 - A toast! - Oh, yeah. 827 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,956 Er... to love! 828 01:05:57,257 --> 01:05:58,459 - To love. - To love. 829 01:06:08,168 --> 01:06:10,370 - Sir. - Madam. 830 01:06:15,242 --> 01:06:18,713 This is our sea urchin, with an emulsion of sea weed. 831 01:06:18,746 --> 01:06:22,750 On top, you've got black truffle, caviar, chili oil, 832 01:06:22,784 --> 01:06:25,553 and a drizzle of yuzu vinaigrette. 833 01:06:25,587 --> 01:06:27,387 - Enjoy! - Thank you. 834 01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:33,494 - Hmm! - Hmm... 835 01:06:40,702 --> 01:06:44,037 - Are you enjoying yourself? - Yes. 836 01:06:44,071 --> 01:06:45,807 Madam. 837 01:07:06,528 --> 01:07:08,128 Sir. 838 01:07:09,129 --> 01:07:10,732 Madam. 839 01:07:12,232 --> 01:07:15,168 - So are you feeling a bit seasick? - Yes, a bit. 840 01:07:15,202 --> 01:07:17,404 Yes, so I think it would be better to eat something, 841 01:07:17,437 --> 01:07:20,207 because seasickness is worse on an empty stomach. 842 01:07:42,864 --> 01:07:44,331 Sir. 843 01:07:52,172 --> 01:07:56,143 So, now we are serving some hamburger with french fries for the captain. 844 01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:58,145 And for you, we have something really special. 845 01:07:58,178 --> 01:08:02,349 We have grilled and smoked octopus along with some caramelized lemon, 846 01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:05,687 and on top, beautiful garden flowers. Please enjoy. 847 01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:09,423 I'm not a fan of fine dining. 848 01:08:12,359 --> 01:08:14,361 Are you okay? 849 01:08:20,902 --> 01:08:23,838 here check wine name? only thing close to Fr wine...Madam? Dagueneau, French, Sauvignon blanc? 850 01:08:26,608 --> 01:08:28,141 Champagne. 851 01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:33,748 Quick! 852 01:08:39,219 --> 01:08:40,822 Santé! 853 01:08:41,723 --> 01:08:45,492 If you feel seasick, you should try and eat something, ma'am. 854 01:08:45,526 --> 01:08:48,663 Oh, are you okay? 855 01:08:48,696 --> 01:08:52,567 - - Are you alright, sir? 856 01:08:53,635 --> 01:08:55,737 Sir? 857 01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:09,449 I'm good... 858 01:09:12,419 --> 01:09:14,388 Excuse me. 859 01:09:14,421 --> 01:09:16,557 - Are you okay? - I'm afraid not... 860 01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:20,728 How are you? 861 01:09:22,563 --> 01:09:25,767 Oh, my God! Oh! 862 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,401 Please. 863 01:09:27,434 --> 01:09:29,637 Oh, oh, oh, oh... 864 01:09:29,671 --> 01:09:32,874 - Oh, my darling. - More champagne... 865 01:09:33,975 --> 01:09:35,943 Maybe you should have some water? 866 01:09:35,977 --> 01:09:37,477 Champagne. 867 01:09:37,512 --> 01:09:39,914 Champagne? You should not drink champagne now. 868 01:09:39,947 --> 01:09:41,849 Take some water, please. 869 01:09:44,585 --> 01:09:47,588 Okay. It's helping. She's fine. Yeah... 870 01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:55,596 Okay, the restroom. Let's go, I've got you. 871 01:09:55,630 --> 01:09:58,566 - More wine, sir? - Ludmilla, don't leave me! 872 01:10:10,812 --> 01:10:12,680 You okay? 873 01:10:20,521 --> 01:10:21,856 Darius? 874 01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:27,360 - He doesn't look well. - You okay? Feeling seasick, sir? 875 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:30,297 Is it your chest? Here, chest pains. 876 01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:32,567 - Grilled octopus... - Ginger candy? 877 01:10:33,801 --> 01:10:36,537 Oh, ma'am. Thank you for tonight. 878 01:10:38,305 --> 01:10:42,710 Everybody, let's try to keep calm. Take your seats. 879 01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:45,880 Er... the next course is going to be wonderful. 880 01:10:45,913 --> 01:10:48,683 Ginger candy? It's good if you're seasick. 881 01:10:48,716 --> 01:10:50,718 Ginger candy? It's good if you're seasick. 882 01:10:51,619 --> 01:10:53,621 Stay calm, everybody, everything is fine. 883 01:10:57,759 --> 01:11:01,729 Excuse us. Excuse me. Make way, please. 884 01:11:01,763 --> 01:11:03,731 Are you okay? 885 01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:06,067 Keep moving, everything is fine. Everything is fine. 886 01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:07,735 I'm gonna open your shirt. 887 01:11:07,769 --> 01:11:09,570 - Is it a stroke? - I don't know. 888 01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:10,938 Everybody, stay calm! 889 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,777 Erik! Erik! The defibrillator right now! 890 01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:22,049 - Careful! Careful! - Thank you for tonight. 891 01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:24,552 Thank you for tonight. Thank you. 892 01:11:24,585 --> 01:11:27,889 - Just clean up now. - Take some deep breaths for me, sir. 893 01:11:43,905 --> 01:11:45,840 Oh, oh! 894 01:11:45,873 --> 01:11:50,377 - That's okay, madam. - Hey... There, there. 895 01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:52,880 I'm glad the hat came in useful. 896 01:11:52,914 --> 01:11:56,483 - So sorry, darling... - No, no. It's nothing at all. 897 01:12:03,825 --> 01:12:06,594 Ha! Okay, here we are. 898 01:12:07,895 --> 01:12:09,396 Thank you. 899 01:12:11,431 --> 01:12:15,770 I have a joke. Do you know how to tell a communist? 900 01:12:17,171 --> 01:12:20,007 It's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. 901 01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:23,945 And do you know how to tell an anti-communist? 902 01:12:23,978 --> 01:12:25,580 Uh-huh. 903 01:12:25,613 --> 01:12:30,417 It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. Ha-ha! 904 01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:33,486 It's Ronald Reagan. Funny guy! 905 01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:38,025 "Never argue with an idiot, they'll only bring you down to their level 906 01:12:38,059 --> 01:12:41,095 "and beat you with experience." Mark Twain. 907 01:12:41,128 --> 01:12:43,664 Oh-oh... Okay. 908 01:12:43,698 --> 01:12:46,100 Ronald Reagan, he said also, 909 01:12:46,133 --> 01:12:50,905 "Socialism works only in heaven where they don't need it, 910 01:12:50,938 --> 01:12:54,976 "and in hell where they already have it." 911 01:12:55,009 --> 01:12:58,179 - That's... that's pretty good. - Yeah? 912 01:12:58,212 --> 01:13:00,648 Okay. Hold on... I've got one here. 913 01:13:01,682 --> 01:13:03,050 Oh, oh, oh, no, I have one! 914 01:13:03,084 --> 01:13:08,556 "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell." 915 01:13:08,589 --> 01:13:10,658 - Ah... - That's Edward Abbey. 916 01:13:10,691 --> 01:13:15,428 Listen: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually 917 01:13:15,462 --> 01:13:18,532 "run out of other people's money." 918 01:13:18,566 --> 01:13:21,736 - Margaret Thatcher. - You're going to like this one... 919 01:13:21,769 --> 01:13:26,774 "The last capitalist we hang will be the one who sold us the rope." 920 01:13:26,807 --> 01:13:30,410 - Karl Marx. - Oh! Shit! 921 01:13:30,878 --> 01:13:34,015 Okay! Okay, okay, okay... 922 01:13:38,519 --> 01:13:42,023 - Sorry. - Dear God! 923 01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:47,528 Okay. A classic. 924 01:13:47,561 --> 01:13:50,898 "The most powerful single force in the world today 925 01:13:50,932 --> 01:13:55,803 "is man's eternal desire to be free and independent." 926 01:13:55,836 --> 01:13:58,005 - Kennedy. - Okay. 927 01:13:58,039 --> 01:14:01,642 "Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same 928 01:14:01,676 --> 01:14:03,611 "as it was in ancient Greece. 929 01:14:03,644 --> 01:14:06,547 "Freedom... for slave owners." 930 01:14:06,580 --> 01:14:08,749 I know. Vladimir Lenin! 931 01:14:10,851 --> 01:14:12,186 - School. - Ah... 932 01:14:15,656 --> 01:14:19,260 A Russian capitalist, and an American communist. 933 01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:22,964 On a $250-million luxury yacht. 934 01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:46,654 Very good! 935 01:14:47,555 --> 01:14:49,190 Drink, my friend! 936 01:14:49,223 --> 01:14:51,959 Drink, you're supposed to drain it. 937 01:14:51,993 --> 01:14:54,061 - Come on. - Okay. 938 01:14:54,095 --> 01:14:55,563 Drink! 939 01:14:56,797 --> 01:15:00,601 - Dimitry, stay focused! Stay focused. - Okay. Okay, okay. 940 01:15:00,634 --> 01:15:02,269 - Drink! - Okay. 941 01:15:04,905 --> 01:15:07,074 - Red or black? - Black. 942 01:15:07,108 --> 01:15:08,542 Very good. 943 01:15:09,276 --> 01:15:12,246 - Red or black? - Er... black. 944 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,782 Have a drink. 945 01:15:20,087 --> 01:15:21,288 Okay... 946 01:15:23,224 --> 01:15:25,026 - Red or black? - Black. 947 01:15:25,059 --> 01:15:27,161 Very good! 948 01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:29,296 - Red. - Take a drink! 949 01:15:30,664 --> 01:15:32,266 Wow... 950 01:15:37,671 --> 01:15:38,839 Red or black? 951 01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:41,976 Er... 952 01:15:47,048 --> 01:15:49,250 - Red. - Drink, my friend! 953 01:15:50,618 --> 01:15:52,553 You... You haven't got a one! 954 01:16:04,698 --> 01:16:07,168 Shh! 955 01:16:25,352 --> 01:16:27,088 'Shit! 956 01:16:29,390 --> 01:16:31,692 'I sell shit.' 957 01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:33,727 I sell shit. 958 01:16:34,695 --> 01:16:35,963 Shit. 959 01:16:49,376 --> 01:16:52,880 The ship is going under. 960 01:16:52,913 --> 01:16:55,015 'The ship is going under!' 961 01:16:58,219 --> 01:17:00,788 'Mayday.' 962 01:17:01,755 --> 01:17:06,360 'Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The ship is going under! 963 01:17:07,061 --> 01:17:09,830 'This is an emergency call. 964 01:17:10,931 --> 01:17:13,100 'The ship is going under!' 965 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:22,977 Ma'am? Are you okay, ma'am? 966 01:17:23,010 --> 01:17:25,946 'The ship is not going under. 967 01:17:31,085 --> 01:17:36,157 'This is the new owner of the ship speaking! 968 01:17:36,190 --> 01:17:39,727 'And as the communist captain 969 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:44,798 'now is setting course for Cuba, 970 01:17:44,832 --> 01:17:47,935 'we want to discuss politics with you!' 971 01:17:47,968 --> 01:17:50,971 Stop! 972 01:17:51,005 --> 01:17:55,242 - Relax. I will buy... - I'm not a communist! 973 01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:58,779 I am not a communist. I'm a Marxist. 974 01:17:58,812 --> 01:18:01,715 Or actually, you don't have a choice. 975 01:18:01,749 --> 01:18:07,121 Just like in a communist dictatorship, you have to listen. 976 01:18:07,154 --> 01:18:09,924 - 'You can't even turn off the volume!' - Thomas? 977 01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:12,059 - 'But I can.' - Thomas? 978 01:18:12,092 --> 01:18:17,865 'Turn it down, and I can turn it up! 979 01:18:17,898 --> 01:18:20,100 'Up! Up! Up! 980 01:18:21,502 --> 01:18:25,973 'New owner of the ship is speaking!' 981 01:18:27,775 --> 01:18:29,843 - 'Dimitri!' - 'Oh, okay! 982 01:18:29,877 --> 01:18:34,048 - 'But you, you are communist, huh?' - 'I'm not, no!' 983 01:18:34,549 --> 01:18:38,185 'Karl Marx wrote "The Communist Manifesto". 984 01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:41,855 - 'So you are a communist.' - 'No! No! There's a difference.' 985 01:18:41,889 --> 01:18:45,993 'In materialism, you... you believe in theory. You are idealist.' 986 01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:49,964 'This thing is... This thing is on. Sorry. 987 01:18:49,997 --> 01:18:53,968 'But while I have you, let me just say that, er... 988 01:18:54,001 --> 01:18:59,206 'we are not on our way to tax paradise, that's for sure.' 989 01:19:01,909 --> 01:19:06,013 'We all know about your tax planning, your tax avoidance, 990 01:19:06,046 --> 01:19:09,016 'you don't pay your fair share...' 991 01:19:09,049 --> 01:19:12,219 'Stop bullshit and pay taxes!' 992 01:19:12,253 --> 01:19:16,524 Pay taxes! Stop the bullshit and pay taxes! 993 01:19:16,558 --> 01:19:21,161 Yes, that is from your resident Russian capitalist pig. 994 01:19:22,396 --> 01:19:26,233 'I'm not angry with you, it's like Karl Marx said: 995 01:19:26,267 --> 01:19:30,037 '"Anything human is not alien to me." 996 01:19:30,070 --> 01:19:35,909 'And I understand that your greedy behavior is just the result 997 01:19:35,943 --> 01:19:39,246 'of your position in a financial hierarchy. 998 01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:42,783 'That you're rich. That you're filthy rich. 999 01:19:45,185 --> 01:19:50,024 'But you can't be rich, and expect the rest of the world to be poor.' 1000 01:19:50,057 --> 01:19:52,393 And while you're swimming in abundance, 1001 01:19:52,426 --> 01:19:56,163 the rest of the world is drowning in misery. 1002 01:19:57,197 --> 01:19:59,534 That's not the way it's meant to be. 1003 01:20:02,303 --> 01:20:05,472 And I know you have a good heart in there, somewhere. 1004 01:20:06,407 --> 01:20:10,244 You filthy, capitalist, Russian pig. 1005 01:20:11,345 --> 01:20:13,914 You have a good heart. 1006 01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:18,252 You're not just a crazy Russian... shit seller. 1007 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:23,157 I'm not a great... Hey! I'm not a great... 1008 01:20:23,190 --> 01:20:24,958 Sosh... I'm a shit sho... 1009 01:20:24,992 --> 01:20:29,597 I'm a shit sho... I'm a shit socialist. 1010 01:20:29,631 --> 01:20:32,933 Because I have too much. 1011 01:20:32,966 --> 01:20:36,870 I have too much abundance in my life. I'm not... I'm not even... 1012 01:20:36,904 --> 01:20:40,307 I... I'm not a worthy socialist. 1013 01:20:42,142 --> 01:20:44,378 I'm a shit shoshialist. 1014 01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:47,881 - Open the door. - Hey! 1015 01:20:47,915 --> 01:20:50,150 - Is it locked? - Yeah. 1016 01:20:50,184 --> 01:20:52,620 - Thomas? - Open the door. 1017 01:20:55,122 --> 01:20:58,892 - Open the door, Thomas. - I'm so sorry, that was irresponsible. 1018 01:20:58,926 --> 01:21:01,596 - Let us talk. - Where's he going? 1019 01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:06,634 Open the door! Let us talk. Open the door. 1020 01:21:07,669 --> 01:21:09,403 Thomas? 1021 01:22:40,294 --> 01:22:43,598 'We had a discussion, and it's very important.' 1022 01:22:43,631 --> 01:22:48,035 And it was stupid. But it was a technical problem. 1023 01:22:48,068 --> 01:22:52,473 - I have scared passengers... - We didn't know. 1024 01:22:52,507 --> 01:22:57,077 Now you go in your cabin. Relax, and we have discuss... 1025 01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:59,781 - Stop talking! - Relax, Paula, it was okay. 1026 01:22:59,814 --> 01:23:04,251 Well, thank you for all your work. I really appreciate it. 1027 01:23:04,284 --> 01:23:07,689 - Thomas! Thomas! Thomas? - You are great. You are not fired. 1028 01:23:07,722 --> 01:23:13,060 - I am the new owner of the ship. - Open this door! 1029 01:23:23,905 --> 01:23:29,309 'How people perceive themselves is nothing that interests me. 1030 01:23:29,343 --> 01:23:32,246 'There are very few that are gonna look in the mirror and say: 1031 01:23:32,279 --> 01:23:35,583 '"The person I see is a savage monster."' 1032 01:23:35,617 --> 01:23:42,022 Instead, they make up some construction that justifies what they do. 1033 01:23:43,525 --> 01:23:45,459 And there it is. 1034 01:23:45,492 --> 01:23:50,197 You're rich, so you're a philanthropist, so you can cure your conscience 1035 01:23:50,230 --> 01:23:53,500 for not paying enough in tax. 1036 01:23:53,535 --> 01:23:56,470 'Not contributing enough to society.' 1037 01:24:02,476 --> 01:24:05,212 Mama! Mama! 1038 01:24:12,754 --> 01:24:15,255 Ow! Shit! 1039 01:24:15,289 --> 01:24:18,325 - Oh, it hit me in the face! Oh, my God! - I have a flash light. 1040 01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:20,828 - Fuck! - Was that everything? 1041 01:24:20,862 --> 01:24:22,730 How about... How about this one? 1042 01:24:22,764 --> 01:24:27,067 - Oh! That... That! - Ow! Shit! Goddamn it! 1043 01:24:28,870 --> 01:24:31,338 I want to read you something that I wrote. 1044 01:24:32,707 --> 01:24:35,777 - Come over here. Bring the light. - Okay. 1045 01:24:41,649 --> 01:24:44,552 And I recall, I was seven years old walking into the kitchen 1046 01:24:44,586 --> 01:24:47,622 to find my mother crying inconsolably. 1047 01:24:47,655 --> 01:24:50,558 Martin Luther King had been shot. 1048 01:24:50,592 --> 01:24:54,862 Two months later, she was crying again. Bobby Kennedy was killed. 1049 01:24:54,896 --> 01:24:58,465 I couldn't know then what I know now, that the invisible thread 1050 01:24:58,498 --> 01:25:02,570 connecting Martin Luther King, the Kennedy brothers, and Malcolm X, 1051 01:25:02,604 --> 01:25:07,240 was that in each case, my government had their finger on the trigger. 1052 01:25:07,274 --> 01:25:09,309 - Wait. Wait! - But every... 1053 01:25:16,884 --> 01:25:18,886 Say it again. 1054 01:25:20,955 --> 01:25:25,927 My government murdered Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, 1055 01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:29,363 Bobby Kennedy, and John F. Kennedy. 1056 01:25:29,396 --> 01:25:32,800 'My government overthrew good, honest, democratic leaders 1057 01:25:32,834 --> 01:25:36,704 'of the people in Chile, Venezuela, Argentina, Peru, 1058 01:25:36,738 --> 01:25:39,807 'El Salvador, Nicaragua, Panama, and Bolivia. 1059 01:25:39,841 --> 01:25:43,210 'Along with Britain, we carved up the Middle East, 1060 01:25:43,243 --> 01:25:46,279 'creating artificial geographical boundaries 1061 01:25:46,313 --> 01:25:48,750 'and installing puppet dictators.' 1062 01:25:48,783 --> 01:25:52,787 War itself became our most lucrative industry. 1063 01:25:52,820 --> 01:25:56,824 Every bomb that's dropped, somebody makes a million dollars. 1064 01:25:56,858 --> 01:26:00,193 You don't have to know where those bombs are exploding. 1065 01:26:00,227 --> 01:26:02,429 You don't have to see the grieving mothers 1066 01:26:02,462 --> 01:26:04,699 and the mangled bodies of their children. 1067 01:26:04,732 --> 01:26:09,503 'Eugene Debs gave this speech in Canton, Ohio, in 1918: 1068 01:26:09,537 --> 01:26:13,808 '"Throughout history wars have been waged for conquest and plunder. 1069 01:26:13,841 --> 01:26:16,844 '"The master class has always declared the wars. 1070 01:26:16,878 --> 01:26:19,847 - '"The subject class has always fought...' - Hey, hand grenade. 1071 01:26:19,881 --> 01:26:24,619 '"They've taught you to believe it to be your patriotic duty to go to war 1072 01:26:24,652 --> 01:26:27,722 '"and to have yourselves slaughtered at their command. 1073 01:26:27,755 --> 01:26:30,825 '"When Wall Street says war, the press says war..."' 1074 01:26:37,965 --> 01:26:39,634 Oh! 1075 01:26:41,669 --> 01:26:43,203 Winston... 1076 01:26:44,371 --> 01:26:45,907 Look. 1077 01:26:45,940 --> 01:26:48,710 - Isn't this one of ours? - Oh, no! 1078 01:27:52,573 --> 01:27:53,908 Hey! 1079 01:28:01,481 --> 01:28:03,584 Hey! Help me! 1080 01:28:31,913 --> 01:28:33,581 Are you okay? 1081 01:28:40,387 --> 01:28:41,989 Who are you? 1082 01:28:45,893 --> 01:28:48,763 Hey! Hey, you! 1083 01:28:51,065 --> 01:28:52,600 Wait. 1084 01:28:54,702 --> 01:28:55,970 Wait. 1085 01:28:57,905 --> 01:29:00,608 - Hey, I'm talking to you. - Me? 1086 01:29:00,641 --> 01:29:02,643 Yeah. Who are you? 1087 01:29:04,477 --> 01:29:06,514 I work on the boat. 1088 01:29:06,547 --> 01:29:08,883 - You work on the boat? - Yeah. 1089 01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:10,985 In T-shirt and shorts? 1090 01:29:11,018 --> 01:29:14,856 No, no, it's because, er... I was off duty. 1091 01:29:16,724 --> 01:29:19,060 I was sleeping, and then... 1092 01:29:19,093 --> 01:29:21,729 - You were off duty, yeah? - Yeah. 1093 01:29:22,864 --> 01:29:26,466 - Is there a problem? - Strange, I've never seen you. 1094 01:29:26,499 --> 01:29:28,736 - Stay calm. - I work in the engine room. 1095 01:29:28,769 --> 01:29:31,005 - In engine room? - Yeah, yeah. 1096 01:29:31,038 --> 01:29:33,674 I'm sorry, I've never seen you before. 1097 01:29:33,708 --> 01:29:36,476 - He works in the engine room? - It doesn't matter where he works. 1098 01:29:36,510 --> 01:29:40,480 Settle down now. Stay calm in this situation. 1099 01:29:40,514 --> 01:29:43,017 I'm calm, I'm calm. What's the problem with you, man? 1100 01:29:43,050 --> 01:29:44,886 No one else? 1101 01:29:44,919 --> 01:29:46,687 You think I'm a pirate? 1102 01:29:46,721 --> 01:29:48,055 Are you okay? 1103 01:29:48,089 --> 01:29:51,726 Just because I'm black, you think that I'm a pirate. That's it! 1104 01:29:51,759 --> 01:29:53,828 - Ah! Okay, okay. - Don't go there... 1105 01:29:53,861 --> 01:29:56,463 - Don't say that I'm... - Don't go there. 1106 01:29:56,496 --> 01:29:58,566 You can cry on my shoulder! 1107 01:29:58,599 --> 01:30:02,570 He comes to me with his big watch and says I'm a pirate just because I'm black! 1108 01:30:02,603 --> 01:30:03,704 What's the problem with you, man? 1109 01:30:03,738 --> 01:30:06,073 He hasn't said anything about you being black. 1110 01:30:06,107 --> 01:30:10,945 - You're calling him a racist. - In the eyes, I can see it in his eyes... 1111 01:30:10,978 --> 01:30:13,514 - Who are you? Who are you? - Sir! 1112 01:30:13,547 --> 01:30:16,751 - I work in the engine room, man! - Sir! 1113 01:30:16,784 --> 01:30:18,853 - What? - Excuse me. 1114 01:30:18,886 --> 01:30:21,088 I think you should just calm down now. 1115 01:30:21,122 --> 01:30:23,791 It's not a good time to step up the situation. 1116 01:30:23,824 --> 01:30:26,827 - Just stay calm and stay positive. - - He works in the engine room? 1117 01:30:26,861 --> 01:30:30,564 There's a lot of people on the boat. We can't see each other all the time. 1118 01:30:30,598 --> 01:30:34,669 - So what's the problem? - Please don't go there. 1119 01:30:34,702 --> 01:30:36,570 I'm sorry. I just have to get that. 1120 01:30:37,972 --> 01:30:40,875 - Just say what you have to say. - Stop. 1121 01:30:40,908 --> 01:30:42,677 Say it to me. 1122 01:30:42,710 --> 01:30:44,979 Yes, I know. I'll get back to you. I know. 1123 01:30:45,012 --> 01:30:47,648 Sir. Sir! 1124 01:31:32,259 --> 01:31:34,762 Oh! Ah! 1125 01:31:34,795 --> 01:31:35,930 Easy, easy! 1126 01:31:50,745 --> 01:31:51,979 Oh... 1127 01:31:52,013 --> 01:31:54,982 - Ow! Ow! - Shh, shh! 1128 01:31:57,685 --> 01:31:59,553 Be quiet. 1129 01:32:13,334 --> 01:32:16,170 No, don't use the flares! 1130 01:32:16,203 --> 01:32:19,140 It's our last flare! Don't use the flare! 1131 01:33:45,025 --> 01:33:47,895 - Hey! - What? 1132 01:33:47,928 --> 01:33:49,330 Look! 1133 01:33:49,363 --> 01:33:51,031 Oh, shit... 1134 01:33:52,299 --> 01:33:54,401 Yaya, wake up, wake up. 1135 01:33:58,305 --> 01:33:59,773 Look! 1136 01:34:12,153 --> 01:34:14,321 There's water in there. 1137 01:34:14,355 --> 01:34:16,757 - There's water in there. - Yes! 1138 01:34:17,858 --> 01:34:19,994 - Is it closed? - It's closed. It's closed. 1139 01:34:20,027 --> 01:34:23,330 - Paula, we need water! - Be patient. 1140 01:34:23,364 --> 01:34:27,034 - Is somebody in there? - Yeah, there's someone in there. 1141 01:34:27,067 --> 01:34:29,136 Calm down, calm down. 1142 01:34:29,170 --> 01:34:31,238 - Does she have water? - Yes. 1143 01:34:31,272 --> 01:34:35,709 Open up! Open up! 1144 01:34:35,743 --> 01:34:39,980 Open up! Open up! Open up! 1145 01:34:41,081 --> 01:34:44,852 - It's Abigail. Abigail! Come out! - Ma'am Paula? 1146 01:34:44,885 --> 01:34:47,121 - Are you okay? - What? 1147 01:34:47,154 --> 01:34:49,056 - Open the hatch! - Water! Water! 1148 01:34:49,089 --> 01:34:51,358 - Okay! - Paula, we need water... 1149 01:34:53,894 --> 01:34:56,864 - Hey, ma'am Paula! - What do you have? 1150 01:34:57,298 --> 01:35:00,201 We need all of these boxes out. Okay? 1151 01:35:00,234 --> 01:35:03,170 So, everybody, just calm down. We'll get water now. 1152 01:35:03,204 --> 01:35:04,705 Yes! 1153 01:35:04,738 --> 01:35:07,374 There's some chips in there as well. So, everybody will get some. 1154 01:35:07,408 --> 01:35:09,343 - And chips? - And chips. 1155 01:35:16,183 --> 01:35:18,852 What's she doing? 1156 01:35:18,886 --> 01:35:21,755 What are you doing? What's taking so long? Come on. 1157 01:35:24,491 --> 01:35:27,795 Just wait a minute. Just back up. Back up a bit. 1158 01:35:28,563 --> 01:35:31,365 And the chips, Abigail. Come on, everything out. 1159 01:35:31,398 --> 01:35:34,101 Paula, ask for food, yeah? 1160 01:35:37,238 --> 01:35:39,807 - And the Evian. - Yes, ma'am Paula. 1161 01:35:42,142 --> 01:35:44,345 Thank you. And how many are you? 1162 01:35:44,378 --> 01:35:47,982 You're five? Just be patient. Everyone will get... 1163 01:35:48,949 --> 01:35:50,284 Here you go. 1164 01:35:51,919 --> 01:35:53,287 There you go. 1165 01:35:54,321 --> 01:35:55,956 Please save it. 1166 01:36:05,499 --> 01:36:08,936 - Are there more boxes with water? - - No, this is it. 1167 01:36:08,969 --> 01:36:11,138 - What's this? - It's a facial spray. 1168 01:36:11,171 --> 01:36:13,907 But you can drink it, it's just water in a can. 1169 01:36:15,009 --> 01:36:18,212 Keep it close to your mouth, so you won't waste it. 1170 01:36:22,584 --> 01:36:24,118 Here you go. 1171 01:36:49,410 --> 01:36:50,944 Okay? 1172 01:37:28,048 --> 01:37:31,151 Bravo! 1173 01:37:31,185 --> 01:37:34,088 - Bravo! - Whoo! 1174 01:37:35,657 --> 01:37:37,157 Crazy. 1175 01:37:41,929 --> 01:37:46,266 - Did she catch that with her hands? - - Good job, Abigail! 1176 01:37:47,702 --> 01:37:51,639 Good job! What is that? An octopus? 1177 01:37:51,673 --> 01:37:54,007 - Octopus. - Good! 1178 01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:57,111 - What do you think we should do now? - Fucking impressive. 1179 01:37:57,144 --> 01:38:02,116 - We need to make a fire. - - Of course we need to make a fire. 1180 01:38:02,149 --> 01:38:03,384 Yes... 1181 01:38:05,152 --> 01:38:08,088 Do any of you know how to make a fire? 1182 01:38:08,122 --> 01:38:09,289 What? 1183 01:38:09,323 --> 01:38:13,193 Do any of you know how to make a fire? 1184 01:38:16,296 --> 01:38:17,898 - No? - No! 1185 01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:20,401 - What? - No! 1186 01:38:21,902 --> 01:38:25,172 Then you'll make the fire after you're done fishing, and then we should... 1187 01:38:25,205 --> 01:38:28,409 - We need to clean the octopus. - Of course we do. 1188 01:38:32,514 --> 01:38:36,150 Do any of you know how to clean an octopus? 1189 01:38:36,183 --> 01:38:40,387 - Huh? - To clean an octopus! 1190 01:38:40,421 --> 01:38:42,423 Do you know how to do it? 1191 01:38:51,098 --> 01:38:53,133 Uh-huh... 1192 01:39:03,310 --> 01:39:05,145 One for you. 1193 01:39:06,146 --> 01:39:08,048 One for me. 1194 01:39:08,081 --> 01:39:09,416 One for you. 1195 01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,152 One for me. 1196 01:39:12,186 --> 01:39:14,054 One for you. 1197 01:39:14,087 --> 01:39:15,757 One for me. 1198 01:39:15,790 --> 01:39:17,592 One for you. 1199 01:39:17,625 --> 01:39:19,159 One for me. 1200 01:39:20,060 --> 01:39:21,128 One for you. 1201 01:39:21,729 --> 01:39:23,565 One for me. 1202 01:39:23,598 --> 01:39:27,034 One for you. One for me. 1203 01:39:27,434 --> 01:39:29,403 One for you. 1204 01:39:29,436 --> 01:39:31,104 For me. 1205 01:39:31,138 --> 01:39:33,140 For you. For me. 1206 01:39:33,173 --> 01:39:35,610 For you. For me. 1207 01:39:37,211 --> 01:39:39,413 - Uh-huh! - What? 1208 01:39:41,816 --> 01:39:43,551 What's that? 1209 01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:47,454 That's mine. 1210 01:39:47,488 --> 01:39:49,557 No, the big pile there? What's that? 1211 01:39:49,591 --> 01:39:52,092 Mine. It's mine. 1212 01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:55,095 - All of this? - Yes. 1213 01:39:56,096 --> 01:40:00,067 No. No, no, no... Why do you get so much food? 1214 01:40:01,669 --> 01:40:03,036 Why? 1215 01:40:06,808 --> 01:40:08,710 I caught the fish. 1216 01:40:09,511 --> 01:40:11,646 - Yes? - I made the fire. 1217 01:40:11,679 --> 01:40:13,581 - And? - I cooked. 1218 01:40:13,615 --> 01:40:17,652 I did all the work. And everybody got something. 1219 01:40:20,688 --> 01:40:22,155 Hmm... 1220 01:40:22,857 --> 01:40:26,260 No. No, we all... we all worked. 1221 01:40:26,293 --> 01:40:28,395 What did you do? 1222 01:40:29,396 --> 01:40:33,100 We... gathered all the wood for the fire. 1223 01:40:33,133 --> 01:40:35,603 I moved the log. 1224 01:40:35,637 --> 01:40:39,273 Yeah, this big log was over there, and we moved it over here. 1225 01:40:39,306 --> 01:40:40,808 Not enough. 1226 01:40:42,175 --> 01:40:45,345 No, maybe not enough, but we need to work together. 1227 01:40:45,379 --> 01:40:49,449 - They don't know how to do that. - Exactly. 1228 01:40:51,351 --> 01:40:55,355 And maybe that's why you should not be so lazy and dependent on me. 1229 01:40:55,389 --> 01:40:58,158 Uh-huh! 1230 01:41:17,210 --> 01:41:20,682 Abigail... I think you're forgetting 1231 01:41:20,715 --> 01:41:24,484 that you and I are employees of a big shipping company. 1232 01:41:24,519 --> 01:41:26,420 Remember? 1233 01:41:26,453 --> 01:41:29,891 In the end, I'm responsible for the safety of the guests. 1234 01:41:29,924 --> 01:41:31,859 You have to do what I say. 1235 01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:36,698 We work on a yacht. You are a toilet manager. 1236 01:41:36,731 --> 01:41:39,601 - You don't know how to handle... - What yacht? 1237 01:41:39,634 --> 01:41:41,703 Where's the yacht? 1238 01:41:41,736 --> 01:41:44,772 You know this, Abigail, I am a very rich man. 1239 01:41:44,806 --> 01:41:48,509 When we get back, I can do good things for you. 1240 01:41:48,543 --> 01:41:50,878 I can make your life easy and nice. 1241 01:41:50,912 --> 01:41:53,480 - When we get back? - Yeah. 1242 01:41:53,514 --> 01:41:55,750 When we get back. People are looking for us. 1243 01:41:55,783 --> 01:41:58,853 What, you think that we'll stay here forever? What? 1244 01:41:58,886 --> 01:42:01,656 You're funny. 1245 01:42:01,689 --> 01:42:05,192 This is not how you were trained, Abigail. Please give... 1246 01:42:05,225 --> 01:42:07,260 Whoa! 1247 01:42:09,496 --> 01:42:11,866 Come on, this is ridiculous. 1248 01:42:13,601 --> 01:42:16,771 You're scaring people. Put the stick down. 1249 01:42:18,205 --> 01:42:19,574 Hey! 1250 01:42:24,746 --> 01:42:26,446 Who am I? 1251 01:42:27,782 --> 01:42:30,384 - Who are you? - Who am I? 1252 01:42:30,417 --> 01:42:34,589 - You're the toilet manager. - No. 1253 01:42:34,622 --> 01:42:39,292 On the yacht, toilet manager. Here... captain. Who am I? 1254 01:42:43,463 --> 01:42:45,465 You're the captain. 1255 01:42:47,267 --> 01:42:48,402 Yes. 1256 01:42:51,438 --> 01:42:53,941 - Who am I? - Captain. 1257 01:42:53,975 --> 01:42:57,210 - Very good. Cutie pie? - Captain. 1258 01:42:57,912 --> 01:43:00,480 - Who am I? - Captain. 1259 01:43:00,515 --> 01:43:02,382 - Who am I? - The captain. 1260 01:43:03,283 --> 01:43:05,385 Who am I? 1261 01:43:09,356 --> 01:43:10,591 Who am I? 1262 01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:14,461 Who am I? 1263 01:43:23,805 --> 01:43:26,808 In the yacht, cleaning lady. Here, captain. 1264 01:43:27,775 --> 01:43:29,309 Okay? 1265 01:43:43,524 --> 01:43:45,560 Have one more. 1266 01:43:45,593 --> 01:43:46,928 Thank you. 1267 01:43:48,029 --> 01:43:50,297 I would say, I agree. 1268 01:43:50,330 --> 01:43:53,968 I mean, er... we have to work together. 1269 01:43:55,036 --> 01:43:58,606 And... create a good group. 1270 01:43:58,639 --> 01:44:00,307 Good society. 1271 01:44:00,340 --> 01:44:02,810 Do you know the saying, 1272 01:44:02,844 --> 01:44:06,313 "From each according to his ability, 1273 01:44:06,346 --> 01:44:09,249 "to each according to his needs"? 1274 01:44:12,053 --> 01:44:14,354 You don't know this? 1275 01:44:15,523 --> 01:44:17,024 Ma'am Paula... 1276 01:44:19,994 --> 01:44:25,533 With respect to your expertise in this situation... 1277 01:44:27,068 --> 01:44:30,838 ...I would like to make a suggestion, if that's okay? 1278 01:44:32,372 --> 01:44:33,708 Sure. 1279 01:44:36,376 --> 01:44:39,379 My suggestion is that the boys... 1280 01:44:40,681 --> 01:44:45,586 stay here and watch the fire, and take care of madame. 1281 01:44:45,620 --> 01:44:51,291 While you, ma'am Paula, and you sleep with me in the lifeboat. 1282 01:45:18,451 --> 01:45:19,720 Thank you. 1283 01:45:26,761 --> 01:45:28,996 Hey, Abigail, look this... 1284 01:45:29,997 --> 01:45:32,465 I would give you my Patek Philippe. 1285 01:45:32,499 --> 01:45:34,869 For one night in the boat. Hey, Abigail... 1286 01:45:34,902 --> 01:45:37,470 150 thousand euros! 1287 01:45:38,639 --> 01:45:42,543 - Let us in. - For you... original Rolex. 1288 01:45:49,482 --> 01:45:52,887 Nelson... she left the bag. 1289 01:45:53,855 --> 01:45:56,090 - What? - She left the bag. 1290 01:45:59,492 --> 01:46:01,696 What's in it? 1291 01:46:12,439 --> 01:46:14,575 Pretzel sticks. 1292 01:46:19,180 --> 01:46:23,450 - No, we can't have it. - I'm just gonna have a look. Alright? 1293 01:46:29,156 --> 01:46:32,492 - Nice! - We can't. No. 1294 01:46:40,534 --> 01:46:42,103 - Wait... - What are you doing? 1295 01:46:42,136 --> 01:46:43,704 Wait, wait, wait... 1296 01:46:50,511 --> 01:46:51,846 Maybe... 1297 01:46:54,815 --> 01:46:57,585 ...if we just make a little hole here... 1298 01:46:58,485 --> 01:47:03,758 Take two out. One each. They'll never notice it. 1299 01:47:03,791 --> 01:47:05,726 Okay, let me try. 1300 01:47:09,530 --> 01:47:11,732 - Stop it, stop it, stop it... - Now? 1301 01:47:24,512 --> 01:47:26,547 That was perfect! 1302 01:47:28,916 --> 01:47:32,019 - I don't wanna eat it! I wanna save it! - So good! 1303 01:47:34,055 --> 01:47:35,856 Put it back. 1304 01:47:52,940 --> 01:47:54,175 Hmm... 1305 01:48:00,715 --> 01:48:02,950 - Shall we just have one more? - Yeah. 1306 01:48:02,984 --> 01:48:04,151 Yeah! 1307 01:48:16,063 --> 01:48:17,598 Vera! 1308 01:49:22,196 --> 01:49:24,665 So, what happened here? 1309 01:49:24,698 --> 01:49:27,301 Er... we made a mistake with... 1310 01:49:29,036 --> 01:49:31,005 Why? 1311 01:49:31,038 --> 01:49:33,140 We just fell asleep. 1312 01:49:33,174 --> 01:49:37,611 Now I won't have enough time to go fish, because I have to make another fire. 1313 01:49:38,946 --> 01:49:41,916 It takes a lot of work to make a fire, you know. 1314 01:49:41,949 --> 01:49:43,751 Yeah, yeah. We know. 1315 01:50:00,167 --> 01:50:01,902 Okay. 1316 01:50:03,838 --> 01:50:07,074 Okay. Okay, okay. Let's get this day started. 1317 01:50:07,108 --> 01:50:09,210 Come on, everybody. Let's go. 1318 01:50:11,078 --> 01:50:12,847 - Okay. - Cool. 1319 01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:15,883 Wait, wait, wait. There's one more thing. 1320 01:50:17,685 --> 01:50:21,889 Because, last night, we left our backpack here, 1321 01:50:21,922 --> 01:50:25,159 and, well, we're not very sure, but... 1322 01:50:25,192 --> 01:50:28,762 ...we think we're missing a pack of pretzel sticks. 1323 01:50:29,930 --> 01:50:32,333 - You didn't take it, did you? - No. 1324 01:50:32,366 --> 01:50:33,901 No. 1325 01:50:36,170 --> 01:50:38,305 - Are you sure? - Yeah, we're sure! Come on. 1326 01:50:38,339 --> 01:50:41,909 - Why are we being accused? - Oh, no, I'm not accusing you. 1327 01:50:41,942 --> 01:50:44,078 I'm just making sure, because... 1328 01:50:50,451 --> 01:50:51,886 What's this? 1329 01:50:53,954 --> 01:50:55,789 - Well, we didn't... - You didn't? 1330 01:50:55,823 --> 01:50:56,924 - No. - No, we didn't. 1331 01:50:56,957 --> 01:51:00,027 - And you're sure you didn't? - We are sure we didn't. 1332 01:51:00,060 --> 01:51:01,929 - Very sure? - Yes. 1333 01:51:05,166 --> 01:51:08,836 - I think they need to be punished. - Yes, ma'am Paula. 1334 01:51:11,772 --> 01:51:14,074 This is really bad. 1335 01:51:14,108 --> 01:51:16,377 This is really, really bad. 1336 01:51:17,444 --> 01:51:19,380 Oh, come on... 1337 01:51:19,413 --> 01:51:21,715 I mean, you didn't watch the fire. 1338 01:51:21,749 --> 01:51:24,118 And then you steal a pack of pretzel sticks? 1339 01:51:24,151 --> 01:51:27,021 - Yeah, and lie about it. - We deserved it. 1340 01:51:27,054 --> 01:51:30,090 And not just to me, to everybody here. 1341 01:51:31,992 --> 01:51:34,161 How can we trust you, after what you did? 1342 01:51:34,195 --> 01:51:36,730 I need to say something now, because this is becoming ridiculous. 1343 01:51:36,764 --> 01:51:41,035 - No, let me say something, Abigail. - - Did you see that? 1344 01:51:41,068 --> 01:51:42,903 What? 1345 01:51:42,937 --> 01:51:45,973 Don't point at her. Put your hands down. 1346 01:51:47,308 --> 01:51:50,911 - Okay, alright, Just let me say, though... - - Put your hands down! 1347 01:51:51,478 --> 01:51:53,047 What? 1348 01:51:53,080 --> 01:51:55,950 Your body language is so aggressive, Carl! 1349 01:51:55,983 --> 01:51:59,086 - What? - I'm not getting any food for you. 1350 01:51:59,119 --> 01:52:02,790 - You find your own food. - What? Come on, man... 1351 01:52:02,823 --> 01:52:06,126 - No, Abigail, that's so unfair! - Put your hands down. 1352 01:52:06,160 --> 01:52:09,430 You seriously don't get it. Put your hands down! 1353 01:52:09,463 --> 01:52:13,234 - I'm trying to defend myself. - Don't defend yourself! 1354 01:52:13,267 --> 01:52:17,204 You are inflicting pain on her by defending yourself. 1355 01:52:35,155 --> 01:52:37,858 Shut the fuck up! No... 1356 01:52:40,261 --> 01:52:41,795 No! 1357 01:53:09,290 --> 01:53:11,526 Hey! Ha-ha! 1358 01:53:12,993 --> 01:53:15,896 Oh... hey. 1359 01:53:16,897 --> 01:53:19,833 - What a nice fish, huh? - Yes. 1360 01:53:19,867 --> 01:53:21,935 - Wow! - We have a lot. 1361 01:53:22,970 --> 01:53:25,372 So it's dinner, huh? Great. 1362 01:53:27,207 --> 01:53:30,811 - Where did you get it? - There, at the back of the rock. 1363 01:53:32,112 --> 01:53:34,915 - You're good at that. - Thank you. 1364 01:53:38,520 --> 01:53:40,120 You need help? 1365 01:53:40,154 --> 01:53:43,357 Yeah, sure, get some Nutella. 1366 01:54:05,613 --> 01:54:07,481 Oh, thank you! 1367 01:55:27,327 --> 01:55:29,196 What? 1368 01:55:40,608 --> 01:55:44,211 - Yaya? Wait, wait! - Dickhead! Piss off! 1369 01:56:06,066 --> 01:56:09,336 Okay, I'm going to the lifeboat now. 1370 01:56:09,369 --> 01:56:12,439 Ma'am Paula, can you stay here and watch the fire? 1371 01:56:12,473 --> 01:56:14,007 Sure. 1372 01:56:16,744 --> 01:56:21,583 And since Carl didn't eat anything today, he can sleep with me in the lifeboat. 1373 01:56:23,685 --> 01:56:25,285 Okay. Yeah. 1374 01:56:30,758 --> 01:56:34,662 - Can I come? - Abigail, can we both come or...? 1375 01:56:34,696 --> 01:56:37,097 No, just you. 1376 01:56:40,267 --> 01:56:44,071 - Fine, I'll take the pretzels! - Eh? 1377 01:56:48,510 --> 01:56:50,444 You're making this into an issue. 1378 01:56:50,477 --> 01:56:52,647 Are you going to take them? Yes, take them. Good. 1379 01:56:52,680 --> 01:56:56,083 - Why are you making this into an issue? - 1380 01:56:56,116 --> 01:56:58,185 I'm coming! One second! 1381 01:57:04,324 --> 01:57:08,061 - What are you gonna do on the boat? - I don't know. 1382 01:57:09,697 --> 01:57:11,064 Don't act naive, seriously! 1383 01:57:11,098 --> 01:57:13,668 I don't know why she asked me, but I'm gonna do it, of course... 1384 01:57:13,701 --> 01:57:15,302 - Really? - Yes. 1385 01:57:15,335 --> 01:57:17,739 What do you think she wants with you? 1386 01:57:17,772 --> 01:57:20,508 You're a young, hot guy. What do you think she's going to do with you? 1387 01:57:22,242 --> 01:57:24,512 - Okay, then give them back... - No. No! 1388 01:57:24,546 --> 01:57:27,515 - Let me take them back. - No. And they're mine, okay? 1389 01:57:27,549 --> 01:57:30,183 Take a few, and I'll take them back, cos I don't wanna do this. 1390 01:57:30,217 --> 01:57:31,686 - It's not a good idea. - I want these! 1391 01:57:31,719 --> 01:57:36,524 You need to tell me what to do! You need to tell me how to navigate this. 1392 01:57:42,329 --> 01:57:43,598 Yaya? 1393 01:57:47,434 --> 01:57:50,103 You just have to stroke her ego. 1394 01:57:53,206 --> 01:57:56,511 Just... laugh at her jokes. 1395 01:57:56,544 --> 01:57:58,846 - And... and smile. - Mm-hmm... 1396 01:58:00,213 --> 01:58:01,481 Okay. 1397 01:58:01,516 --> 01:58:04,451 - Make sure to set up boundaries. - Yeah. 1398 01:58:04,484 --> 01:58:08,388 - And nothing sexual, okay? - No, I won't do anything sexual. 1399 01:58:08,923 --> 01:58:09,991 Mm-hmm... 1400 01:58:10,024 --> 01:58:12,259 And don't do anything you wouldn't want me to do. 1401 01:58:12,292 --> 01:58:14,461 No, I won't do anything you're not comfortable with. 1402 01:58:14,494 --> 01:58:17,431 No kissing. Nothing like that! 1403 01:58:21,703 --> 01:58:23,771 Yaya, I think she's probably expecting something. 1404 01:58:25,640 --> 01:58:28,710 - Like what? - I don't know... I, er... 1405 01:58:29,911 --> 01:58:31,311 - A massage, or... - A massage? 1406 01:58:31,345 --> 01:58:34,782 - I don't know. She might want something. - Definitely not a massage! 1407 01:58:34,816 --> 01:58:37,384 She just gave me a whole fucking packet of pretzels for you... 1408 01:58:37,417 --> 01:58:39,754 I don't know what to say... I can't do anything? 1409 01:58:39,787 --> 01:58:41,556 - No! - Okay, but... 1410 01:58:41,589 --> 01:58:44,458 - Massage her neck. Okay? - I can massage her neck? 1411 01:58:44,491 --> 01:58:46,794 - Her neck, that's it! - Okay, okay, okay... 1412 01:58:49,329 --> 01:58:50,898 Okay. 1413 01:58:53,233 --> 01:58:55,570 - I love you so much. - Well, I hate you. 1414 01:58:55,603 --> 01:58:57,905 I understand! Fuck... 1415 01:58:58,740 --> 01:59:01,408 Yeah... Coming! 1416 01:59:19,359 --> 01:59:21,361 - See you in a bit. - Morning. 1417 01:59:22,429 --> 01:59:24,699 - Oh, morning. - Asshole. 1418 01:59:26,333 --> 01:59:28,936 Yaya! Yaya, wait. Wait. 1419 01:59:36,276 --> 01:59:38,946 Hey, you! 1420 02:00:12,312 --> 02:00:14,549 - See you later. - Okay. 1421 02:00:14,582 --> 02:00:17,952 Pirate! Pirate! He's coming! He got caught! 1422 02:00:22,957 --> 02:00:24,726 Disgusting. 1423 02:00:24,759 --> 02:00:26,728 What? 1424 02:00:38,505 --> 02:00:40,541 What the fuck? 1425 02:00:41,642 --> 02:00:43,611 Oh, fucking hell... 1426 02:01:01,428 --> 02:01:04,331 - Pretty boy! - We can see you! 1427 02:01:15,610 --> 02:01:18,913 Have you ever used your... when you were young? 1428 02:01:21,816 --> 02:01:24,018 Oh, you slept with somebody to get a job? 1429 02:01:35,395 --> 02:01:37,397 No, you didn't? 1430 02:01:37,430 --> 02:01:39,967 Really? Once? 1431 02:01:45,472 --> 02:01:48,042 Therese... Wow! 1432 02:01:53,114 --> 02:01:55,448 Where is it? 1433 02:01:55,482 --> 02:01:58,619 - Give it to me! - Take it! Take it. 1434 02:02:01,856 --> 02:02:04,792 You're acting like children. Give me the whistle! 1435 02:02:04,826 --> 02:02:06,828 Give me the whistle now! 1436 02:02:09,564 --> 02:02:11,364 So childish! 1437 02:02:41,095 --> 02:02:42,763 Hey... 1438 02:02:42,797 --> 02:02:45,432 - Pirate? What was it? - Did you see it? 1439 02:02:45,465 --> 02:02:47,668 - What was it? - I don't know what it is. 1440 02:02:51,739 --> 02:02:55,375 - What's going on? - They're hunting something. 1441 02:02:59,680 --> 02:03:03,851 No. We don't go there. What? 1442 02:03:03,885 --> 02:03:05,953 - Come on, guys! - Shh! 1443 02:03:12,693 --> 02:03:14,795 Nelson, give me that. 1444 02:03:16,797 --> 02:03:19,000 Are you sure? 1445 02:03:36,918 --> 02:03:38,451 Fuck... 1446 02:03:45,092 --> 02:03:46,894 It's a female. 1447 02:03:48,029 --> 02:03:49,664 Kill it. 1448 02:04:06,881 --> 02:04:09,183 - Whoo! - Ya! 1449 02:04:14,922 --> 02:04:17,825 It's moving. It's moving. 1450 02:04:17,858 --> 02:04:20,628 - What? - It's not dead. It's not dead. 1451 02:04:20,661 --> 02:04:23,798 - It's moving. - It's not dead. 1452 02:04:26,901 --> 02:04:28,970 - What's he doing? - No, no, no. 1453 02:04:30,638 --> 02:04:32,606 Ah, again! Do it again! 1454 02:04:43,250 --> 02:04:46,654 Jarmo! Jarmo... la tempe. 1455 02:04:54,628 --> 02:04:56,564 Hey, you did it! 1456 02:05:06,841 --> 02:05:11,712 Hunter Jarmo! Big hunter! Come on! 1457 02:05:11,746 --> 02:05:16,217 - Give him applause! Hey! - Jarmo! Jarmo! Jarmo... 1458 02:05:18,652 --> 02:05:22,590 - Big donkey hunt! - Come on, speech! 1459 02:05:22,623 --> 02:05:25,893 - Okay, okay! - The donkey fairytale... 1460 02:05:25,926 --> 02:05:28,896 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Thank you very much. 1461 02:05:28,929 --> 02:05:34,869 Okay... To kill a donkey, it may be a great achievement. 1462 02:05:34,902 --> 02:05:37,905 But there's one thing that's so much greater. 1463 02:05:37,938 --> 02:05:41,242 - To paint! - To paint, yes! 1464 02:05:42,043 --> 02:05:45,079 To paint a donkey! 1465 02:05:45,112 --> 02:05:47,915 Yes! 1466 02:05:51,118 --> 02:05:53,254 Let's take a look at the expression. 1467 02:05:53,287 --> 02:05:55,923 - Who did this one? - Me. 1468 02:05:55,956 --> 02:05:59,226 Okay, the feet are close, close together. 1469 02:05:59,260 --> 02:06:02,763 This donkey wants to be in control. 1470 02:06:02,797 --> 02:06:06,100 But it looks almost scared. 1471 02:06:07,001 --> 02:06:09,203 You want to tell this donkey to... 1472 02:06:10,271 --> 02:06:12,139 ...to not be so scared. 1473 02:06:12,173 --> 02:06:17,178 To lose control and bound away across the fields, 1474 02:06:17,211 --> 02:06:20,081 wildly waving its tail! 1475 02:06:21,148 --> 02:06:24,685 - Sure, it will make mistakes... - Carl, what are you doing? 1476 02:06:28,656 --> 02:06:29,824 Huh? 1477 02:06:31,258 --> 02:06:33,294 - Carl? - Yeah. 1478 02:06:35,996 --> 02:06:38,165 What are you doing with your hand? 1479 02:06:41,001 --> 02:06:43,971 - Which one? - Seriously? 1480 02:06:48,709 --> 02:06:50,878 I'm just resting it on the chair. 1481 02:06:53,047 --> 02:06:56,217 Why is your hand under her jacket on a chair? 1482 02:06:58,018 --> 02:06:59,386 What...? 1483 02:07:00,421 --> 02:07:02,790 It was just... I don't know, it was there, 1484 02:07:02,823 --> 02:07:05,392 resting on the side of... the chair. 1485 02:07:28,482 --> 02:07:31,652 I'm coming. I'm coming! 1486 02:07:32,987 --> 02:07:34,722 I'm coming... 1487 02:07:34,755 --> 02:07:37,324 - Oh, I can't concentrate... - Oh, God! 1488 02:07:53,407 --> 02:07:54,909 Okay, you know... 1489 02:07:54,942 --> 02:07:59,079 ...if you can't handle it, just tell me, nobody's forcing you to do anything. 1490 02:07:59,113 --> 02:08:03,150 It's just all this fucking sneaking around and hiding things from everyone. 1491 02:08:03,184 --> 02:08:06,387 It's too much. It's... it's becoming unbearable. 1492 02:08:06,420 --> 02:08:10,224 I mean, they're obviously not happy with what we're doing in here. 1493 02:08:12,860 --> 02:08:17,131 Okay, so... Let's just... tell them the truth. 1494 02:08:20,467 --> 02:08:25,873 You give me something, and I give you something in return. 1495 02:08:31,011 --> 02:08:33,480 You realize what position that puts me in? 1496 02:08:34,815 --> 02:08:35,983 No. 1497 02:08:37,818 --> 02:08:41,889 Well, just because it's more open that you're a flesh peddler, 1498 02:08:41,922 --> 02:08:43,791 it doesn't mean they're gonna accept the fact 1499 02:08:43,824 --> 02:08:46,327 that you're buying sex with the common food. 1500 02:08:47,127 --> 02:08:48,963 Wow... 1501 02:08:50,097 --> 02:08:51,533 Oh, come on, I didn't... 1502 02:08:51,566 --> 02:08:54,101 Do you know the amount of work I put into this island? 1503 02:08:54,134 --> 02:08:57,238 - I go fishing every day, I make fire... - I know, I know. 1504 02:08:57,271 --> 02:08:59,907 - I'm responsible for everybody here! - I know, I'm sorry, I know. 1505 02:08:59,940 --> 02:09:04,011 - Shouldn't that give me an advantage? - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1506 02:09:04,044 --> 02:09:07,781 - Okay! - You deserve to do what you want, I know. 1507 02:09:15,823 --> 02:09:18,792 The absurd thing is that, if we were a couple, 1508 02:09:18,826 --> 02:09:21,462 they wouldn't care what we did in here. 1509 02:09:24,398 --> 02:09:28,269 But, really, maybe we should just do that, maybe we should just get on with it. 1510 02:09:28,302 --> 02:09:31,238 I don't know, kiss a little bit in public and hold hands. 1511 02:09:31,272 --> 02:09:34,041 - Surely that would be easier? - What about Yaya? 1512 02:09:34,074 --> 02:09:38,145 I would have a conversation with Yaya. I would have to be an adult about it. 1513 02:09:38,178 --> 02:09:42,950 And figure it out, but... I think it would be easier for her, probably. 1514 02:09:42,983 --> 02:09:45,553 I mean, she's having to deal with all this gossip as well. 1515 02:09:45,587 --> 02:09:47,988 Carl, I... I don't know. 1516 02:09:56,497 --> 02:09:58,999 Do you want me to break up with Yaya? 1517 02:09:59,033 --> 02:10:00,535 - No. - No? 1518 02:10:02,903 --> 02:10:05,306 That's your decision, not mine. 1519 02:10:08,208 --> 02:10:12,279 I'm not asking you to do it, I'm just seeing what you think about it. 1520 02:10:12,313 --> 02:10:16,016 I know, but that doesn't mean that you can put me in-between the two of you. 1521 02:10:16,050 --> 02:10:17,418 Okay, okay. 1522 02:10:25,926 --> 02:10:28,329 It's kind of a perfect scenario for you, I mean... 1523 02:10:30,030 --> 02:10:32,232 You get what you want, you have no obligations, 1524 02:10:32,266 --> 02:10:34,501 no responsibilities, you know. 1525 02:10:34,536 --> 02:10:36,870 Why do you have to make everything so complicated? 1526 02:10:36,904 --> 02:10:40,240 Because I feel like I need to know where this is going, Abigail. 1527 02:10:42,644 --> 02:10:44,878 Let's just have fun. 1528 02:10:44,912 --> 02:10:47,114 No, but I need to try to deal with this situation. 1529 02:10:47,147 --> 02:10:49,149 I... I don't wanna piss off... 1530 02:10:51,418 --> 02:10:53,854 I don't wanna annoy anyone anymore. 1531 02:10:56,090 --> 02:10:59,927 Do you remember what you said the first night you were here? 1532 02:10:59,960 --> 02:11:01,563 What did you say? 1533 02:11:03,665 --> 02:11:06,500 "I love you, you give me fish." 1534 02:11:06,534 --> 02:11:08,235 Exactly. 1535 02:11:08,268 --> 02:11:11,539 And do you know why that is so beautiful? 1536 02:11:11,573 --> 02:11:13,207 - No. - Like you... 1537 02:11:13,240 --> 02:11:15,543 - Why? - Because it's the truth. 1538 02:11:20,948 --> 02:11:23,884 So, Nelson... you're a pirate, huh? 1539 02:11:25,319 --> 02:11:27,121 Come on, stop it. 1540 02:11:29,256 --> 02:11:32,459 Okay. If I was a pirate, what would you ask me? 1541 02:11:32,493 --> 02:11:34,995 How much money do you make? 1542 02:11:36,296 --> 02:11:38,165 Yeah, of course. 1543 02:11:38,198 --> 02:11:41,468 I don't know, like... 3,000 euros. 1544 02:11:41,502 --> 02:11:43,904 - On one attack? - Yeah, one attack. 1545 02:11:44,639 --> 02:11:46,373 If we succeed. 1546 02:11:47,408 --> 02:11:50,477 So, you work on commission, huh? 1547 02:11:50,512 --> 02:11:52,479 - Yeah. - Shit! 1548 02:11:52,514 --> 02:11:54,915 The client is making all money? 1549 02:11:55,617 --> 02:11:59,052 Yeah, but you can make more if you have your own boat. 1550 02:12:01,422 --> 02:12:05,025 3,000 euros... Come on, you're crazy. 1551 02:12:06,059 --> 02:12:08,395 My girlfriend is expensive. 1552 02:12:08,429 --> 02:12:11,198 What? You invest in your girlfriend? 1553 02:12:11,231 --> 02:12:13,267 - Yeah. - Ah... 1554 02:12:13,300 --> 02:12:16,003 You should do it the other way around. 1555 02:12:16,036 --> 02:12:19,306 Invest in business, buy a boat, and the girls will come to you. 1556 02:12:19,339 --> 02:12:20,407 Yeah? 1557 02:12:21,208 --> 02:12:23,444 Sure, I know. Ha-ha! 1558 02:12:39,293 --> 02:12:41,161 Hey. 1559 02:12:41,195 --> 02:12:44,131 I was just wondering if I could borrow the backpack. 1560 02:12:44,164 --> 02:12:46,701 - Abigail? - Yeah, I know. 1561 02:12:46,734 --> 02:12:50,204 - What are you going to do, Yaya? - Go for a hike over the mountain. 1562 02:12:50,237 --> 02:12:52,372 See if I can find something. 1563 02:12:55,577 --> 02:12:59,446 - I'll go with you. - It's okay, I can go by myself. 1564 02:12:59,480 --> 02:13:03,350 No, Yaya, it's not safe for you to go alone. I'll go with you. 1565 02:13:04,719 --> 02:13:06,253 Okay. 1566 02:13:10,625 --> 02:13:14,696 - Do you want me to come? - No. You stay here. 1567 02:13:14,729 --> 02:13:16,764 I need some time alone with her. 1568 02:13:16,798 --> 02:13:18,398 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1569 02:13:24,471 --> 02:13:26,273 I'll take it. 1570 02:13:54,234 --> 02:13:56,403 I'm glad we're doing this together, Yaya. 1571 02:13:58,438 --> 02:13:59,774 Me, too. 1572 02:14:00,675 --> 02:14:03,310 I actually wanted to tell you that I'm... 1573 02:14:03,343 --> 02:14:06,213 ...really impressed by everything you're doing here. 1574 02:14:07,147 --> 02:14:10,785 I mean, you managed to run a fucking matriarchy, Abigail. 1575 02:14:18,593 --> 02:14:21,696 You domesticated all the old alpha males. 1576 02:14:21,729 --> 02:14:23,263 Yeah! 1577 02:14:26,166 --> 02:14:27,434 Thank you. 1578 02:14:31,371 --> 02:14:33,373 No, it's really impressive. 1579 02:14:41,481 --> 02:14:43,818 We should stick together, huh? 1580 02:15:09,677 --> 02:15:11,411 Oh, my God... 1581 02:15:14,414 --> 02:15:17,217 I think it should be a little easier from here. 1582 02:16:54,481 --> 02:16:56,517 Nein, nein. 1583 02:16:58,619 --> 02:17:00,220 Huh? 1584 02:17:46,667 --> 02:17:48,636 Abigail! 1585 02:17:48,669 --> 02:17:50,004 Yeah? 1586 02:17:51,338 --> 02:17:53,273 I see something! 1587 02:17:56,778 --> 02:17:59,781 A what? 1588 02:18:01,682 --> 02:18:04,619 I can't hear you! 1589 02:18:07,789 --> 02:18:10,892 - Abigail! Hurry up! - I'm coming! 1590 02:18:12,059 --> 02:18:14,494 - Abigail! - Yaya! 1591 02:18:16,697 --> 02:18:20,067 Yaya! 1592 02:18:20,101 --> 02:18:21,636 Abigail! 1593 02:18:23,403 --> 02:18:26,774 Abigail! Abigail, there's an elevator! 1594 02:18:29,577 --> 02:18:31,879 - It's a resort, Abigail! - A what? 1595 02:18:31,913 --> 02:18:33,648 It's a resort! 1596 02:18:37,151 --> 02:18:41,388 Come, look! It's a luxury resort! 1597 02:18:45,726 --> 02:18:47,995 It's been there the whole time! 1598 02:18:48,029 --> 02:18:51,398 It's been there the whole fucking time, Abigail! 1599 02:19:05,146 --> 02:19:06,614 Come. 1600 02:19:09,750 --> 02:19:12,887 Come, Abigail. Come. 1601 02:19:20,561 --> 02:19:21,863 Abigail? 1602 02:19:24,098 --> 02:19:26,466 Let's enjoy this moment. 1603 02:20:01,501 --> 02:20:03,838 - It's surreal, huh? - Yeah. 1604 02:20:18,252 --> 02:20:20,788 You must be excited to see your kids, huh? 1605 02:20:22,256 --> 02:20:25,425 - I don't have kids. - Ah... 1606 02:20:26,961 --> 02:20:28,495 Sorry. 1607 02:20:39,106 --> 02:20:40,641 Let's go. 1608 02:20:42,677 --> 02:20:44,145 I need to wee-wee. 1609 02:20:44,979 --> 02:20:47,048 - Yeah. - And then we will go. 1610 02:20:47,081 --> 02:20:48,549 Okay. 1611 02:21:56,017 --> 02:21:57,551 Abigail? 1612 02:22:01,922 --> 02:22:04,125 Abigail, I can try and help you. 1613 02:22:06,227 --> 02:22:08,629 I don't know how, but... 1614 02:22:12,967 --> 02:22:17,538 Abigail... maybe you can come and work for me? 1615 02:22:18,039 --> 02:22:20,041 You could be my assistant. 1616 02:22:27,248 --> 02:22:28,783 Aargh! 1617 02:22:42,997 --> 02:22:44,165 Fuck! 1618 02:22:46,333 --> 02:22:47,701 Aargh! 120776

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