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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,129 --> 00:00:25,629 For thousands of years, 2 00:00:25,713 --> 00:00:28,338 Buddha oversaw the universe. 3 00:00:29,588 --> 00:00:32,213 And the Immortal Ones in heaven 4 00:00:32,795 --> 00:00:34,838 and kings in hell 5 00:00:35,588 --> 00:00:38,170 watched over earthly affairs. 6 00:00:38,755 --> 00:00:41,088 Demons walked among us, 7 00:00:41,795 --> 00:00:44,420 and dragons ruled the sea. 8 00:00:45,255 --> 00:00:47,963 Everything was in balance. 9 00:00:48,045 --> 00:00:51,795 We respected the gods, and we followed the rules 10 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,380 until the night a magical rock 11 00:00:55,463 --> 00:00:57,963 gave birth to a powerful being. 12 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,295 Meet 13 00:01:03,338 --> 00:01:04,337 trouble. 14 00:01:07,754 --> 00:01:09,212 Oh. Ooh. 15 00:01:21,254 --> 00:01:24,462 Okay, okay. Attention, everyone. 16 00:01:24,545 --> 00:01:27,045 We have important business to discuss. 17 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,670 I, your Jade Emperor, 18 00:01:28,754 --> 00:01:31,337 Architect of the Universe and Lord of the Immortals, 19 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:34,962 shall throw the greatest, most fantastic banquet 20 00:01:35,045 --> 00:01:38,504 since the one we did last Tuesday. 21 00:01:38,587 --> 00:01:40,212 Doesn't that sound fun, hmm? 22 00:01:40,295 --> 00:01:41,795 Understood, Your Majesty. 23 00:01:41,879 --> 00:01:43,420 Now, seating arrangements. 24 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:46,087 Place the Immortal Ones at my head table. 25 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:48,045 Minor gods by the kitchen in the back... 26 00:01:58,212 --> 00:01:59,462 What on Earth? 27 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:12,712 Hm, an uncontrollable monkey shooting light beams from his eyes? 28 00:02:12,795 --> 00:02:14,670 He's probably just excited, Your Majesty. 29 00:02:14,754 --> 00:02:16,587 We can't have that. Get rid of him. 30 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,462 Patience. 31 00:02:19,545 --> 00:02:21,587 Buddha! I didn't see you there. 32 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:26,837 This monkey is a powerful being. 33 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,837 He has an important destiny. 34 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,962 Let him find his way. 35 00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:34,129 Very well. 36 00:02:34,212 --> 00:02:37,212 I mean, what's the worst it can do, right? 37 00:02:37,295 --> 00:02:39,254 Where were we? Ah, dessert! 38 00:02:39,337 --> 00:02:44,504 I'm thinking a ten-foot egg tart sculpture of me. 39 00:02:53,795 --> 00:02:55,295 Ah! 40 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:58,587 Oh. 41 00:03:00,962 --> 00:03:02,212 Oh! 42 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:13,045 A wise monkey never stretches beyond his grasp. 43 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:18,295 Will you let go? 44 00:03:19,754 --> 00:03:20,837 Ow! 45 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,545 Ah. Huh? 46 00:03:22,629 --> 00:03:24,420 As I was saying, 47 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:27,795 if the coconut is meant for us, 48 00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:30,420 it will be within reach. 49 00:03:30,504 --> 00:03:32,295 Mm. Not today. 50 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,379 Oh! 51 00:03:34,295 --> 00:03:35,504 Out of the light! 52 00:03:45,962 --> 00:03:48,087 No, no, no, no! 53 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:52,462 - We live in a world of rules and order. - Oh? 54 00:03:53,045 --> 00:03:54,045 Observe. 55 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:58,004 Think of my palm as our universe. 56 00:03:58,087 --> 00:04:00,420 Compared with this greatness, 57 00:04:00,504 --> 00:04:05,212 one little monkey is an insignificant pebble. 58 00:04:05,295 --> 00:04:10,379 Only the Immortal Ones in heaven are free to live without rules. 59 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:15,754 Know your place, young one. 60 00:04:16,254 --> 00:04:17,254 Oh! 61 00:04:25,088 --> 00:04:27,379 Come back here right this minute! 62 00:04:27,463 --> 00:04:28,629 Out of the light! 63 00:04:33,754 --> 00:04:34,920 Come back! 64 00:04:35,838 --> 00:04:37,004 Huh? 65 00:04:40,588 --> 00:04:43,420 - Run! The demon is here! - Oh. 66 00:05:01,545 --> 00:05:05,713 Your recklessness drew the Demon of Havoc upon us. 67 00:05:05,795 --> 00:05:08,920 You don't belong here, outsider! 68 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:11,213 Coconut him. 69 00:05:19,129 --> 00:05:20,170 Hm. 70 00:05:25,879 --> 00:05:26,879 Hm. 71 00:05:34,713 --> 00:05:36,045 Ha! 72 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,088 Ha! 73 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:44,379 Huh? 74 00:05:44,463 --> 00:05:46,795 Ha! 75 00:05:57,545 --> 00:05:58,713 Hm. Ya! 76 00:06:01,504 --> 00:06:02,670 Pew! Pew! 77 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:10,420 Ha ha! Okay, imaginary family, give me some love. 78 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,338 Oh, too slow. 79 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:14,045 Mwah! 80 00:06:15,504 --> 00:06:18,295 Come. Gather 'round, young ones. 81 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:19,379 Aw. 82 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:22,713 Feel the safety. 83 00:06:23,879 --> 00:06:25,213 Huh? 84 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,213 Feel your insignificance. 85 00:06:31,295 --> 00:06:32,795 - Breathe... - Nap time's over! 86 00:06:32,879 --> 00:06:35,754 - You again? - You're in danger! Follow me and... 87 00:06:41,088 --> 00:06:42,254 - Ha ha! - Huh? 88 00:06:46,254 --> 00:06:49,670 I, uh, thought that would play out differently. 89 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:56,295 Come on! It's getting away! 90 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:58,879 You fool! You think you're some kind of hero? 91 00:06:58,963 --> 00:07:00,379 But I can beat that thing. 92 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,629 And save the baby? 93 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,588 Sure. If there's time. 94 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:05,588 With what? Coconuts? 95 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:08,170 Coconuts are no threat to the Demon of Havoc. 96 00:07:08,254 --> 00:07:10,420 - He could get a weapon. - Ha. From where? 97 00:07:10,504 --> 00:07:12,379 Oh, oh, I know! From the Dragon King. 98 00:07:12,463 --> 00:07:14,129 Yeah, the Dragon King. 99 00:07:14,213 --> 00:07:16,713 At the bottom of the sea? 100 00:07:16,795 --> 00:07:20,254 If you go out there, you will die. 101 00:07:20,338 --> 00:07:22,045 Says you. 102 00:07:22,129 --> 00:07:23,254 Crazy fool! 103 00:07:23,338 --> 00:07:25,629 One weapon coming right up. 104 00:07:33,213 --> 00:07:35,795 Coming to the stage, let's give it up for… 105 00:07:35,879 --> 00:07:38,170 The reptile of style. 106 00:07:38,254 --> 00:07:39,588 The overboard overlord. 107 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,879 With the sweetest vocal cords. 108 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:44,670 The Dragon King! 109 00:07:44,754 --> 00:07:47,045 My loyal subjects… 110 00:07:49,088 --> 00:07:54,170 this grand column has stood here since the dawn of time. 111 00:07:54,254 --> 00:07:58,213 It has waited patiently for the mightiest, fiercest rebel 112 00:07:58,295 --> 00:08:00,629 with the best style, of course, 113 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:04,670 to free its monumental potential. 114 00:08:04,754 --> 00:08:07,838 That rebel is me! 115 00:08:08,629 --> 00:08:12,420 My gorgeous machine will unleash the column's power 116 00:08:12,504 --> 00:08:17,588 to create the greatest storm the world has ever seen. 117 00:08:23,338 --> 00:08:24,338 Wow! 118 00:08:28,213 --> 00:08:29,213 You talk? 119 00:08:30,838 --> 00:08:33,212 You've been waiting for me? How long? 120 00:08:34,254 --> 00:08:35,629 Well, five minutes isn't... 121 00:08:35,712 --> 00:08:37,712 Five thousand years? 122 00:08:37,796 --> 00:08:41,421 The days when sea creatures are looked down upon 123 00:08:41,504 --> 00:08:45,587 by those air-breathing dry-landers are over! 124 00:08:49,754 --> 00:08:52,296 You're looking for the most powerful being? 125 00:08:52,379 --> 00:08:56,046 No way! I'm actually on a quest for the ultimate weapon! 126 00:08:56,129 --> 00:08:58,504 What are the odds, man? 127 00:08:58,587 --> 00:09:01,504 There's gotta be some way we can help each other. 128 00:09:01,587 --> 00:09:04,504 If you were just a little smaller, maybe I could... 129 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,087 Oh, whoa! 130 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,587 Let our conquest begin! 131 00:09:08,671 --> 00:09:11,962 But first, a song. And five, six, seven, eight! 132 00:09:12,046 --> 00:09:13,046 Huh? 133 00:09:16,171 --> 00:09:18,546 - Whoa! - Is this part of the show? 134 00:09:20,212 --> 00:09:22,879 - What is happening? - Look out! 135 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:27,587 Someone's stealing the grand column! Is that a monkey? 136 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,504 Whoa! 137 00:09:32,462 --> 00:09:34,837 You are incredible! 138 00:09:37,629 --> 00:09:41,087 - Excuse me, sire, but... - Zip it. I have a call to make. 139 00:09:52,754 --> 00:09:54,837 I demand satisfaction. 140 00:09:54,921 --> 00:09:56,629 Oh, it's you. What is it? I'm busy. 141 00:09:56,712 --> 00:09:58,754 A monkey stole my grand column. 142 00:09:58,837 --> 00:09:59,712 So? 143 00:09:59,796 --> 00:10:03,837 So? Someone could do a lot of damage with that thing. Theoretically. 144 00:10:03,921 --> 00:10:06,462 You're a king. You handle it. I believe in you. 145 00:10:07,337 --> 00:10:12,962 Perhaps you could escalate this to the big guy? Delegate up? 146 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,296 Ah, let's see. "Dear Buddha." 147 00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:18,129 "Remember that stone monkey you said to leave alone?" 148 00:10:18,212 --> 00:10:21,754 "Well, it took a stick. We're all scared. Please save us." 149 00:10:21,837 --> 00:10:23,296 No. Not happening. 150 00:10:23,379 --> 00:10:29,004 Very well. I shall take things into my own claws, and woe to those that... Oh! 151 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,587 Ugh! 152 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:34,296 So it's the monkey who's the mightiest, fiercest rebel. 153 00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:35,754 With the best style. 154 00:10:35,837 --> 00:10:39,296 Yeah. And he swiped the one thing you need to take over the world. 155 00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:40,712 What a guy! 156 00:10:40,796 --> 00:10:42,254 Oh no! 157 00:10:43,129 --> 00:10:46,879 Any other comments? Input? Friendly feedback? 158 00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:48,462 - Not me. - Mm-mm. Nope. 159 00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:51,379 No? Then draw me a bath! 160 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:57,754 The outsider's back. 161 00:10:57,837 --> 00:11:00,379 - He didn't die. - He got a weapon. 162 00:11:00,462 --> 00:11:02,921 He got a stick. 163 00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:06,504 We can do this, right? 164 00:11:12,837 --> 00:11:15,254 Hold on? What do you mean "hold on"? 165 00:11:15,337 --> 00:11:21,587 Whoa! 166 00:11:23,212 --> 00:11:24,837 Ow! 167 00:11:27,004 --> 00:11:28,004 Wow! 168 00:11:39,462 --> 00:11:40,504 Shh! 169 00:11:41,296 --> 00:11:43,879 Stay here and keep a lookout. 170 00:11:46,212 --> 00:11:47,546 Just hang on. 171 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,087 I am hurrying. 172 00:12:01,171 --> 00:12:03,171 If you're so smart, you do it. 173 00:12:16,129 --> 00:12:18,587 Stick, where are you? 174 00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:28,087 Not that way! 175 00:12:29,962 --> 00:12:31,171 Wait! What are you doing? 176 00:12:31,254 --> 00:12:32,421 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 177 00:12:38,546 --> 00:12:41,046 - Monkey. - You're just making it angrier. 178 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,171 Stop, Stick! 179 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:49,629 Come back, Stick! 180 00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:06,296 Oh yeah! Awesome. I get it now. 181 00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:08,379 Hee-yah! 182 00:13:12,671 --> 00:13:13,671 Oh! 183 00:13:23,629 --> 00:13:25,837 Wave bye-bye to the nice kitty. 184 00:13:27,462 --> 00:13:28,671 Hee-yah! 185 00:13:30,046 --> 00:13:31,046 What? 186 00:13:31,671 --> 00:13:33,212 Ah. 187 00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:40,754 Bad kitty god! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 188 00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:44,796 Monkey King! Monkey King! 189 00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:47,212 "Monkey King"! Yes. 190 00:13:47,296 --> 00:13:48,837 I like it. Has a nice ring to it. 191 00:13:48,921 --> 00:13:53,087 The ultimate weapon for the ultimate hero! 192 00:13:53,171 --> 00:13:54,337 Absurd! 193 00:13:54,421 --> 00:13:57,254 You're a tiny pebble, remember? 194 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,712 He doesn't love you. 195 00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:02,629 He just wants you to love him! 196 00:14:02,712 --> 00:14:05,421 You'll never be one of us. 197 00:14:05,504 --> 00:14:09,087 You're a selfish, rebellious fool, 198 00:14:09,171 --> 00:14:12,879 who will end up all alone. 199 00:14:12,962 --> 00:14:14,129 Hmm. 200 00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:20,337 I'm not alone. I have my Stick. 201 00:14:20,421 --> 00:14:25,129 That weapon should be wielded by one of the Immortal Ones. 202 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,212 So wait. You're saying I should be an Immortal One? 203 00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:30,379 - What? No! - Ah, that's interesting. 204 00:14:30,462 --> 00:14:33,546 They do whatever they want up there, right? That's me. 205 00:14:34,129 --> 00:14:35,629 No rules. Me again. 206 00:14:36,671 --> 00:14:39,462 Best weapons? Uh-huh. Very much us. 207 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,587 You're right. I don't belong here. 208 00:14:41,671 --> 00:14:42,671 I belong with them! 209 00:14:43,921 --> 00:14:45,671 Monkey King! 210 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:48,629 They'd never accept the likes of you. 211 00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:50,296 I conquered a demon. 212 00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:55,462 You'd have to defeat a hundred demons to even get their attention. 213 00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,796 Oh yeah. 214 00:14:57,879 --> 00:15:00,587 - I suppose you're right. - Of course I'm right. 215 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,712 One hundred demons coming up! 216 00:15:06,671 --> 00:15:07,671 Whoa! 217 00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:10,004 Uh-oh. Agh! 218 00:15:18,337 --> 00:15:21,712 ♪ Who's the handsome hero We all love and adore? ♪ 219 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:22,671 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 220 00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:26,087 ♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪ 221 00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:27,087 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 222 00:15:27,171 --> 00:15:30,796 ♪ Who's a mighty fighter Who is brave and spunky ♪ 223 00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:33,921 ♪ And also a bit of a hunk? ♪ 224 00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:36,296 ♪ He's the Monkey King! ♪ 225 00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:42,671 ♪ Who's the ape you can't escape When he hunts you down? ♪ 226 00:15:42,754 --> 00:15:43,629 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 227 00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:47,212 ♪ Who's the chimp All the simple people will crown? ♪ 228 00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:48,171 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 229 00:15:48,254 --> 00:15:51,462 ♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying Up to the top ♪ 230 00:15:51,546 --> 00:15:54,921 ♪ And you know he won't stop Till he's won? ♪ 231 00:15:55,004 --> 00:15:57,421 ♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪ 232 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,462 Ha ha! 233 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:12,087 Ninety-nine demons down. One to go. 234 00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:14,629 Hey, hero here. 235 00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:19,837 Once-in-a-lifetime hero meetup. 236 00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:30,087 Where is everyone? 237 00:16:30,171 --> 00:16:31,171 Huh? 238 00:16:32,337 --> 00:16:34,212 Anyone need a hero? 239 00:16:34,296 --> 00:16:36,337 - Go away! - Leave us alone! 240 00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:37,796 You'll get us killed! 241 00:16:37,879 --> 00:16:40,171 Name's Monkey King. 242 00:16:41,962 --> 00:16:46,129 AKA the Simian Savior. AKA the Legendary Demon Slayer. 243 00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,296 And Stick. 244 00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:50,087 Our amazing skills include pole-fighting, punching, 245 00:16:50,171 --> 00:16:54,254 kicking, a kick-pole punch combo, the double-kick with or without Stick, 246 00:16:54,337 --> 00:16:57,504 or the ever-popular fake kick with a spinning pole. 247 00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,546 - Huh! Yeah! - Huh? 248 00:17:00,629 --> 00:17:01,921 Monkey King? 249 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,212 I've never heard of you. 250 00:17:03,296 --> 00:17:06,171 Well, I've never heard of you either. 251 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:08,755 This village needs one of the Immortal Ones. 252 00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:11,087 Not a monkey with a fancy stick. 253 00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:13,630 This dump counts as a village? Come on! 254 00:17:13,712 --> 00:17:16,255 - He's just gonna make it worse. - Get rid of him. 255 00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:18,421 Well, thanks for stopping by. 256 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,671 I don't think you're getting how great I am... 257 00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:23,712 He's the real deal, folks. A living legend. 258 00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,630 I am? I mean, of course I am. 259 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,005 If you've got a demon situation, this is your guy. 260 00:17:29,087 --> 00:17:30,087 Huh? 261 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,587 Where did you even come from, kid? 262 00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:35,296 I've never seen her before, and I'm the mayor's wife. 263 00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:36,796 I know everyone! 264 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,255 You'd better get to know us. Unless you wanna be demon dumplings. 265 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,380 Aiya. 266 00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:44,046 Okay. Whisper time. 267 00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:46,880 Maybe the demon will eat the monkey. 268 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,255 And leave us alone. 269 00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:50,505 Either way, we win. 270 00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:52,755 Oh, I like it. Break! 271 00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:55,380 Brave warrior. 272 00:17:55,462 --> 00:17:58,171 My poor, dear child was just kidnapped. 273 00:17:58,255 --> 00:18:01,505 Every rainy season, the horrible fire beast descends... 274 00:18:01,587 --> 00:18:04,796 Fire beast? That'll be a hundred demons. 275 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,046 - I'm in. Okay, desperate peasants. - Where's he going? 276 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,712 - Let's talk about my ascension ceremony. - Ascension ceremony? 277 00:18:11,796 --> 00:18:13,546 - Your what? - My big victory party. 278 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,587 How else will the Immortal Ones know it's time to come get me? 279 00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:19,212 - Okay, I'll need a 35-piece orchestra. - No! 280 00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,212 - A 100-person dragon dance. - No dancing. 281 00:18:21,296 --> 00:18:24,130 And a huge fireworks extravaganza. 282 00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:25,921 My fireworks? Too expensive. 283 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:30,005 Unfortunately, ours is but a poor rice-farming village. 284 00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:31,462 Yeah, poor. 285 00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:34,337 How insulting. Come on, King. We're walking. 286 00:18:34,421 --> 00:18:35,837 - Stop them! - Uh, uh… 287 00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:38,505 Please, won't you and your assistant reconsider? 288 00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:42,130 Assistant? I don't know this person. Who are you? 289 00:18:42,212 --> 00:18:44,130 Only your number one fan. 290 00:18:44,212 --> 00:18:46,380 I mean, this guy took down the white bone demon, 291 00:18:46,462 --> 00:18:49,505 the red bone demon, and the bone demon of no specific color. 292 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,837 We could sing songs about you, and I'll give you a grand speech. 293 00:18:52,921 --> 00:18:55,505 - And? - Uh, name a street after you? 294 00:18:55,587 --> 00:18:56,712 - And? - And? 295 00:18:56,796 --> 00:19:00,880 Oh, oh, oh, oh, a big, fat shiny medal of solid brass. 296 00:19:00,962 --> 00:19:06,005 Ooh, that will impress 'em. Okay. Next up. What's in it for my trusty companion? 297 00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:08,462 - The girl? - No! My wondrous stick. 298 00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:11,671 - What's in it for him? - Um, what does it want? 299 00:19:11,755 --> 00:19:13,712 What do you want? A guitar. 300 00:19:14,962 --> 00:19:16,671 But your stick can't play the guitar. 301 00:19:18,087 --> 00:19:20,130 Huh? 302 00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:21,505 And ten free guitar lessons. 303 00:19:21,587 --> 00:19:23,796 Um, done? 304 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,587 - Done. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 305 00:19:25,671 --> 00:19:27,005 Done. 306 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:29,630 - Uh-oh. - The fire beast is outside. 307 00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:32,505 Please don't let it hurt my innocent little child! 308 00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:33,462 Don't worry. 309 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:37,755 The quicker I slay this fire demon, the faster we get to celebrate me. 310 00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:38,837 Hm. 311 00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:41,921 Please let me go! 312 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:45,087 Silence or I shall devour you! 313 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:49,087 Hey. I see you, demon. 314 00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:50,171 Huh? 315 00:19:51,046 --> 00:19:53,005 Hee-yah! 316 00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:56,587 Uh-oh. 317 00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:57,671 Ow! 318 00:19:58,171 --> 00:20:01,880 - What are you doing? - Joining the Immortal Ones, duh. 319 00:20:01,962 --> 00:20:02,962 What? 320 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:06,587 Daddy! The demon was so mean! 321 00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:07,505 There, there. 322 00:20:07,587 --> 00:20:09,046 Wait. He's the kid? 323 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,130 What took you so long? 324 00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:12,546 We had to find a hero. 325 00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:16,171 - You're the worst daddy ever. - Now, son, don't hit Daddy. 326 00:20:16,255 --> 00:20:19,046 Where's my snack? Hey! Ow! 327 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,296 Oh dear. 328 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,587 - What? - That was for free. 329 00:20:28,087 --> 00:20:32,255 How dare you challenge Red Girl, Monkey King? 330 00:20:32,337 --> 00:20:33,587 What's a Red Girl? 331 00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:35,296 I am Red Girl! 332 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:39,630 Quake in my presence and bow to my awesome power! 333 00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:43,046 Hey, Red Girl, leave these poor, unattractive people alone. 334 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:46,505 But the kids are ripest this time of year. 335 00:20:46,587 --> 00:20:48,962 - Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. - Daddy! 336 00:20:49,046 --> 00:20:50,505 So yummy! 337 00:20:51,962 --> 00:20:54,255 Okay, Monkey King, what's the play? Are you gonna... 338 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,046 Okay, little girl. I can take it from here. 339 00:20:58,421 --> 00:21:01,630 Ha! 340 00:21:01,712 --> 00:21:03,171 Get her, Monkey King! 341 00:21:04,587 --> 00:21:07,337 Hey, cut that out! 342 00:21:07,421 --> 00:21:09,212 Behave! 343 00:21:09,296 --> 00:21:13,005 Hey, you're a little scrawny for number 100, but we'll make it work. 344 00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:14,755 Hai-yah! 345 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,712 Bad monkey! 346 00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:23,212 Like I care! 347 00:21:23,296 --> 00:21:26,587 Don't give up now. Ha! You're doing great. 348 00:21:28,546 --> 00:21:31,296 Hey, stop that! Ugh! 349 00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:34,380 Congratulations! The Monkey King's last victim. 350 00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:37,337 You're gonna be famous. Ow! 351 00:21:38,337 --> 00:21:39,380 Uh-oh. 352 00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:42,046 Stick! 353 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:46,255 Goodbye, Monkey! 354 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,880 Yes! 355 00:21:49,421 --> 00:21:50,880 Frustrated! 356 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,880 Bam! 357 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,671 Whoa! 358 00:21:54,755 --> 00:21:57,337 That Monkey's gonna burn down the whole village. 359 00:21:58,005 --> 00:22:00,421 - Come on, everyone. - Come on! 360 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,337 Hai-yah! 361 00:22:03,087 --> 00:22:05,130 Agh! My fireworks shop! 362 00:22:07,212 --> 00:22:08,796 - Over here. - Water coming up. 363 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:09,880 Toss it, kid. 364 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:17,712 Ooh, ooh. 365 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,337 - Eat fire, loser! - Back at ya. 366 00:22:21,421 --> 00:22:22,796 Whoa! 367 00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:27,171 Do you really think you can defeat me? 368 00:22:27,255 --> 00:22:30,087 No. I know it. 369 00:22:30,837 --> 00:22:32,837 And for the beef dish, sire, 370 00:22:32,921 --> 00:22:34,837 lettuce-wrapped or skewers? 371 00:22:36,796 --> 00:22:38,046 Skewers it is. 372 00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:40,712 Incoming! 373 00:22:43,671 --> 00:22:45,712 - Daddy, I'm hungry! - Now, son... 374 00:22:45,796 --> 00:22:47,505 It's the monkey! 375 00:22:47,587 --> 00:22:49,005 Not my house! 376 00:22:54,171 --> 00:22:55,171 Creepy. 377 00:22:55,755 --> 00:22:57,962 Oh! Stick! 378 00:22:58,046 --> 00:23:00,087 Burn, Monkey, burn! 379 00:23:03,421 --> 00:23:04,255 Boom! 380 00:23:04,337 --> 00:23:05,671 What a team! 381 00:23:05,755 --> 00:23:07,921 Where did you get that stick? 382 00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:09,671 It's fantastic! 383 00:23:11,005 --> 00:23:13,755 Good idea, Stick. Hey, you want it? 384 00:23:13,837 --> 00:23:15,755 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Gimme, gimme, gimme! 385 00:23:15,837 --> 00:23:18,921 If you can hold it for ten seconds, it's yours. 386 00:23:20,212 --> 00:23:22,255 One, two… 387 00:23:22,337 --> 00:23:24,712 - Four… Seven… - Four… Seven… 388 00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:25,962 - Five. - Stop! 389 00:23:26,046 --> 00:23:28,296 - Four… Eight… - One… Two… 390 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:31,462 Three… 391 00:23:31,546 --> 00:23:32,755 You let go! 392 00:23:32,837 --> 00:23:35,712 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo! 393 00:23:35,796 --> 00:23:36,630 Yes! 394 00:23:36,712 --> 00:23:37,755 Mwah! 395 00:23:37,837 --> 00:23:40,712 One-hundredth demon vanquished! 396 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,671 Monkey King reigns supreme! 397 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,630 And Stick. 398 00:23:44,712 --> 00:23:48,087 Incredible. You got her to fall right into your trap. 399 00:23:48,171 --> 00:23:51,130 - I will learn so much from you. - You're still here? 400 00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:53,755 Please. My name is Lin. 401 00:23:53,837 --> 00:23:56,921 I am but a lowly peasant girl from a tiny village 402 00:23:57,005 --> 00:23:59,212 who hopes to make a difference someday. 403 00:23:59,296 --> 00:24:03,212 I offer my skills as your humble assistant and weapon-bearer. 404 00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:06,171 Wow. My own assistant? 405 00:24:07,087 --> 00:24:08,671 Hard pass. 406 00:24:08,755 --> 00:24:11,755 This monkey heroes alone. 407 00:24:13,255 --> 00:24:14,087 Oh. 408 00:24:14,171 --> 00:24:17,087 So, you got my big victory speech ready, right? 409 00:24:17,171 --> 00:24:18,712 Um, well, I... 410 00:24:18,796 --> 00:24:23,587 Well, then, grab yourself a scroll and take notes because it's, 411 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,921 ha, party time! 412 00:24:26,005 --> 00:24:27,421 Crazy monkey! 413 00:24:30,671 --> 00:24:33,005 Kaboom! Yeah! 414 00:24:35,046 --> 00:24:38,712 "How fortunate we poor ignorant villagers…" 415 00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:40,087 - Hm? - Mm-hm. 416 00:24:40,171 --> 00:24:42,421 "…are tonight to witness 417 00:24:42,505 --> 00:24:45,046 the mighty Monkey King's heavenly ascension 418 00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:47,255 to join the Immortal Ones." 419 00:24:47,796 --> 00:24:49,962 "He saved our town." 420 00:24:52,462 --> 00:24:53,671 Sort of. 421 00:24:53,755 --> 00:24:57,546 "He is the bravest, most spectac… spectac…" 422 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,255 - Are you sure? - It's a word. 423 00:24:59,921 --> 00:25:04,380 "…spectacul-errific-amazing-derful hero 424 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:06,296 the world has ever known." 425 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,921 "Wait for applause." 426 00:25:09,505 --> 00:25:11,296 Whoo! Monkey King! 427 00:25:12,921 --> 00:25:14,796 "And now a song." 428 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:19,837 "Music and lyrics by a handsome artist who, um, wishes to remain anonymous." 429 00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:21,212 Hm. 430 00:25:21,296 --> 00:25:24,587 ♪ Who's the handsome hero We all love and adore? ♪ 431 00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:25,546 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 432 00:25:25,630 --> 00:25:28,880 ♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪ 433 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,005 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 434 00:25:30,087 --> 00:25:33,005 ♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying Up to the top ♪ 435 00:25:33,087 --> 00:25:36,505 ♪ And you know he won't stop Till he's won? ♪ 436 00:25:36,587 --> 00:25:38,671 ♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪ 437 00:25:38,755 --> 00:25:41,171 Eh, you were a little flat. Ya! 438 00:25:42,421 --> 00:25:44,380 Yeah! Monkey King! 439 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:49,046 Hm. It appears the ape didn't succumb 440 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:52,046 to our fiery little minx as I'd hoped. 441 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:53,130 Time to move. 442 00:25:53,212 --> 00:25:55,921 Are you sufficiently moisturized, Your Grace? 443 00:25:56,005 --> 00:25:57,962 You know what happens in the dry night air. 444 00:25:58,046 --> 00:25:59,380 Hm. Good point. 445 00:26:01,087 --> 00:26:02,087 Onward! 446 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,630 Here's your medal. 447 00:26:06,712 --> 00:26:07,796 Yes. 448 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,796 So, where are the Immortal Ones? 449 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,712 - Yeah, we were promised gods! - They're coming. Move. 450 00:26:13,796 --> 00:26:15,712 Ouch! 451 00:26:16,255 --> 00:26:19,171 One hundred demons defeated. 452 00:26:19,255 --> 00:26:21,087 Wow. What an accomplishment. 453 00:26:21,171 --> 00:26:24,587 The Immortal Ones can welcome me with open arms now. 454 00:26:25,712 --> 00:26:27,296 I said now! 455 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,046 Now? Hello? This thing on? 456 00:26:32,755 --> 00:26:35,130 They're here! See, peasants! 457 00:26:35,212 --> 00:26:39,212 Behold as I ascend! 458 00:26:39,296 --> 00:26:40,796 - You! - Ho ho! 459 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,712 Huh? 460 00:26:41,796 --> 00:26:44,546 You are no hero! 461 00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:46,046 You're a thief! 462 00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:48,796 Aw, you're not the Immortal Ones. 463 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,880 Uh-oh. 464 00:26:49,962 --> 00:26:53,421 That is mine! 465 00:26:53,505 --> 00:26:56,171 What's wrong, Stick? You know this chump? 466 00:26:56,255 --> 00:26:58,130 Stick? You never talked to me. 467 00:26:58,212 --> 00:27:00,505 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Who are you anyway? 468 00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:05,796 I am the undersea ruler of the... 469 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,755 - What? - Oh, look at his face. 470 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:13,671 - Low humidity. Arid climate. - Ew! 471 00:27:13,755 --> 00:27:16,712 Don't look at me! No, no, no. Be right back. 472 00:27:20,255 --> 00:27:22,296 So invigorating. 473 00:27:24,087 --> 00:27:28,130 - …undersea ruler of the dragon kingdom. - What? Come on. 474 00:27:28,212 --> 00:27:32,130 And you, sir, stole my stick. 475 00:27:32,212 --> 00:27:34,962 No, I didn't. I found it at the bottom of the ocean. 476 00:27:35,046 --> 00:27:37,046 Right in the middle of some tacky palace. 477 00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:40,130 Tacky? Once I reclaim my stick, 478 00:27:40,212 --> 00:27:45,796 you and all these air-breathers will suffer my… my… 479 00:27:46,546 --> 00:27:47,380 Again? 480 00:27:47,462 --> 00:27:50,087 Arid climate. No. Look away! 481 00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:56,921 …suffer my wrath! 482 00:27:58,755 --> 00:28:00,921 There's supposed to be a lightning crash. 483 00:28:01,005 --> 00:28:03,337 And there it is. 484 00:28:04,796 --> 00:28:07,796 Hey, Babbo, how will we know when we're under the stick? 485 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,837 Easy. The stick will be right above us. 486 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:12,046 How will we know we took the right stick? 487 00:28:12,130 --> 00:28:13,755 There's only one choice. 488 00:28:13,837 --> 00:28:17,087 But what if we choose wrong, Babbo? 489 00:28:17,171 --> 00:28:19,046 Look at that armor. 490 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,712 Who even wears brass with gold? 491 00:28:21,796 --> 00:28:26,505 Look, buddy, I hear ya. You love my stick. Everyone loves the stick. 492 00:28:26,587 --> 00:28:29,837 But no one appreciates the stick like I do. 493 00:28:29,921 --> 00:28:32,837 Quiet! The grown-ups are talking. 494 00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:36,255 And now you're ruining my exclusive ceremony. 495 00:28:36,337 --> 00:28:39,837 Point is, Stick is not going anywhere. 496 00:28:39,921 --> 00:28:42,546 - Ain't that right, Stick? Buddy? - Ow! 497 00:28:43,337 --> 00:28:45,671 - Uh-oh. - Hey, are they with... 498 00:28:45,755 --> 00:28:48,837 Stick, stay strong! I'm coming! 499 00:28:48,921 --> 00:28:50,296 Oh no! 500 00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:01,087 Hang on, Stick! 501 00:29:01,171 --> 00:29:02,837 Woo-hoo! 502 00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:09,546 What? 503 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,796 Babbo, I'm gonna get sick! 504 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,130 Stick, left! 505 00:29:23,171 --> 00:29:24,212 And to the right! 506 00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:27,587 Ha ha! You missed! 507 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,712 Stick, darling, it's Dragon. 508 00:29:35,796 --> 00:29:37,837 - He's mine! - Jump in the tub! 509 00:29:37,921 --> 00:29:39,671 He only listens to me, flaky. 510 00:29:39,755 --> 00:29:42,546 I don't see a ring on it, honey! 511 00:29:45,630 --> 00:29:47,462 Itching! Flaking! 512 00:29:52,712 --> 00:29:54,546 Huh. 513 00:29:55,255 --> 00:29:57,755 Of course! An avalanche. 514 00:29:57,837 --> 00:30:00,171 - Hit the brake! - Fun ride, huh? 515 00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:02,587 See ya! 516 00:30:02,671 --> 00:30:05,296 - Babbo! - Curse you, gravity! 517 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,837 Ha ha! Monkey King reigns supreme! 518 00:30:08,921 --> 00:30:09,921 Huh? 519 00:30:10,421 --> 00:30:11,962 Stick! 520 00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:13,212 Catch me! 521 00:30:13,296 --> 00:30:17,712 My palace is not tacky! 522 00:30:23,046 --> 00:30:24,671 Gotcha! 523 00:30:26,587 --> 00:30:27,921 Dragon King? 524 00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:29,462 Agh! 525 00:30:29,546 --> 00:30:32,796 Fear not, little girl. The villain is gone. 526 00:30:34,712 --> 00:30:37,296 Maybe you're not as useless as I thought. 527 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:39,755 - So, do I have the job? - Um… 528 00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:40,837 Nope. 529 00:30:41,421 --> 00:30:42,755 Oh, come on. 530 00:30:45,212 --> 00:30:48,587 Twenty minutes, and still no invite from the Jade Emperor. 531 00:30:48,671 --> 00:30:50,087 What am I missing? 532 00:30:50,171 --> 00:30:54,087 Immortality! Of course. It's right in the name. 533 00:30:54,171 --> 00:30:57,505 To become an Immortal One, I need immortality! 534 00:30:57,587 --> 00:30:59,005 Maybe I can help. 535 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,962 Okay, look, kid. You see this? 536 00:31:04,087 --> 00:31:05,546 Your palm? 537 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:09,546 No! I mean, yes. But no. This here is me. 538 00:31:09,630 --> 00:31:10,671 Okay? 539 00:31:10,755 --> 00:31:13,837 And this tiny thing is you. 540 00:31:13,921 --> 00:31:15,380 - Get it now? - Huh? 541 00:31:15,462 --> 00:31:17,130 I'm the universe hand, 542 00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:20,087 and you're an insignificant, useless pebble. 543 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,630 Even a tiny pebble can make a big ripple, you know. 544 00:31:23,712 --> 00:31:27,046 That's just what a tiny pebble would say. 545 00:31:27,130 --> 00:31:30,421 So, Stick, immortality, where do we go? 546 00:31:31,587 --> 00:31:33,337 Really? Huh. 547 00:31:33,421 --> 00:31:35,337 But how do we get there? 548 00:31:35,421 --> 00:31:38,046 A graveyard? Spooky. 549 00:31:38,712 --> 00:31:40,212 Huh… 550 00:31:40,296 --> 00:31:42,046 Grave… Gra… 551 00:31:42,130 --> 00:31:44,296 - Graveyard. - You can't read. 552 00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:45,587 Of course I can. 553 00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:49,130 That's grass. That's the sky. That's a rock. See? Reading. 554 00:31:50,212 --> 00:31:52,255 - Graveyard's that way. - Obviously. 555 00:31:52,337 --> 00:31:55,505 No, no, no, no, no. We don't need her. 556 00:31:55,587 --> 00:31:58,337 - He wants me to come. Doesn't he? - Just go home, kid. 557 00:31:58,421 --> 00:32:00,630 I can't go home. There's trouble back there, 558 00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:02,337 and it made me do some things. 559 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:05,421 - Things I probably shouldn't have done. - Ooh! You killed someone? 560 00:32:05,505 --> 00:32:06,796 - No! - Oh. 561 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,755 I just wanna do big things someday. Like you. 562 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,046 Ow! 563 00:32:14,130 --> 00:32:16,671 I know. No. I... 564 00:32:16,755 --> 00:32:18,130 Yes, but... 565 00:32:18,212 --> 00:32:20,462 How much reading could we possibly need? 566 00:32:20,546 --> 00:32:24,171 Fine. I said fine! 567 00:32:24,255 --> 00:32:25,505 So, assistant girl, 568 00:32:26,087 --> 00:32:27,255 you coming or what? 569 00:32:27,962 --> 00:32:29,337 So, where to next? 570 00:32:29,421 --> 00:32:33,212 Oh, you'll see. 571 00:32:38,255 --> 00:32:39,337 Ooh. 572 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:46,005 In there? Us? How? 573 00:32:46,087 --> 00:32:49,046 This. It's like an all-access VIP pass. 574 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:52,171 Any realm, any dimension. Even the Land of the Dead. 575 00:32:52,255 --> 00:32:53,921 But you're not dead. 576 00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:56,296 And if all goes well, never will be. 577 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:59,421 Okay. If we're gonna fit in, we gotta dress the part. 578 00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,212 What the heck? 579 00:33:02,296 --> 00:33:03,337 Not heck. 580 00:33:04,255 --> 00:33:05,255 Hell. 581 00:33:12,337 --> 00:33:13,421 Try to keep up. 582 00:33:17,546 --> 00:33:19,421 Are we even supposed to be here? 583 00:33:19,505 --> 00:33:21,755 Absolutely not. Isn't it great? 584 00:33:21,837 --> 00:33:23,755 See, the day you're supposed to die 585 00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:26,462 is recorded in the Scroll of Life and Death. 586 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:29,212 But if my name should somehow get crossed out, 587 00:33:29,296 --> 00:33:32,255 then no death registered, and guess who's immortal? 588 00:33:32,755 --> 00:33:34,337 Me! 589 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,546 One more thing. Die in hell, stay in hell. So don't die. 590 00:33:42,212 --> 00:33:43,712 This is a bad idea. 591 00:33:44,796 --> 00:33:45,796 Next. 592 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:50,921 Act like a ghost. 593 00:33:51,005 --> 00:33:53,671 Whoo! Eee! 594 00:33:53,755 --> 00:33:57,546 Oh yeah. Great. You're giving me chills. 595 00:33:57,630 --> 00:33:59,421 King here! Coming through! 596 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:00,796 Make way. 597 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,880 Next! Release form. 598 00:34:03,962 --> 00:34:07,005 You brought a live chicken to the underworld? 599 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,420 No living things allowed! 600 00:34:10,463 --> 00:34:11,795 We really should go now. 601 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,795 Watch and learn, Pebble. 602 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,005 Oh no. 603 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:21,420 That's better. Pit of Infinite Agony. Fourth floor on your right. Next! 604 00:34:22,045 --> 00:34:23,630 Yes, good morning. 605 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:26,295 I'd like a quick glance at the Life and Death Scrolls. 606 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:28,088 Release form first. 607 00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:30,045 It's in my other armor? 608 00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:33,545 Rejected! 609 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,588 - Release form. - Back to the world of the living. 610 00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:38,295 Not so fast. 611 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:41,380 As my assistant, your first duty… 612 00:34:41,463 --> 00:34:43,920 …is to be the sacrificial lamb. 613 00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:46,380 - What are you doing? - She's alive? Here in hell? 614 00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:47,920 - What? - You're alive! 615 00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:49,255 How scandalous! 616 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,755 And you cut in front of all these people? 617 00:34:51,838 --> 00:34:54,670 - What? - No living things allowed! 618 00:34:55,463 --> 00:34:57,295 Oh, Monkey! 619 00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:59,338 Uh, uh, I… I'm not… 620 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:02,045 I couldn't be more dead. Fresh corpse here. 621 00:35:02,545 --> 00:35:04,795 How did you die? 622 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,795 Old age. No, I mean scurvy. Earthquake? 623 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,505 A duel. Two duels. 624 00:35:09,588 --> 00:35:10,670 Here's the story. 625 00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:15,380 I fell… off a cliff into a hole filled with sharks. 626 00:35:15,463 --> 00:35:16,630 Rabid sharks. 627 00:35:16,713 --> 00:35:18,630 And then a house fell on me, 628 00:35:18,713 --> 00:35:21,005 and I drowned. Yeah. 629 00:35:22,713 --> 00:35:24,255 Okay, you're in. 630 00:35:24,338 --> 00:35:26,213 Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths. 631 00:35:26,295 --> 00:35:28,380 Fifth floor down the hall. 632 00:35:28,463 --> 00:35:29,713 Hm. 633 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:30,795 Next! 634 00:35:38,295 --> 00:35:41,755 What a guy. 635 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:43,420 Hey! 636 00:35:43,505 --> 00:35:46,380 Monkey! You abandoned me in the middle of hell. 637 00:35:46,463 --> 00:35:48,545 You don't leave a teammate behind. 638 00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:53,005 What teammate? You're an assistant. An insignificant pebble. 639 00:35:53,088 --> 00:35:55,545 - Stop calling me that. - Absolutely. 640 00:35:55,630 --> 00:35:59,380 As soon as you find my scroll so I can cross my name off. Come on. 641 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:03,713 This shouldn't take long. 642 00:36:04,338 --> 00:36:05,838 What? 643 00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:08,505 Get reading. 644 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:13,670 What's your family name? 645 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:16,130 Don't have one. I was born from a rock. 646 00:36:16,630 --> 00:36:17,755 A rock? 647 00:36:17,838 --> 00:36:22,130 More of a rock egg. The scrolls list your family history. 648 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:24,463 I must have parents, right? 649 00:36:24,545 --> 00:36:26,170 Well, I guess. 650 00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:27,505 Everyone does. 651 00:36:28,045 --> 00:36:32,005 Ha! Looking for your scrolls? 652 00:36:32,088 --> 00:36:34,420 My scroll? Why does he have my scroll? 653 00:36:34,505 --> 00:36:36,588 You don't belong here, 654 00:36:37,505 --> 00:36:39,588 outsiders. 655 00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:43,713 Oh ho! Time to defeat demon 101. 656 00:36:43,795 --> 00:36:46,045 Mighty brush! Stamp of doom! 657 00:36:47,713 --> 00:36:50,963 Open! Hyah! 658 00:36:51,045 --> 00:36:53,755 - Don't let them get away! - Capture them! 659 00:36:53,838 --> 00:36:55,295 Stop the monkey! 660 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,380 Through 115. 661 00:36:59,545 --> 00:37:01,380 Clones, eh? 662 00:37:01,463 --> 00:37:04,088 I can? Really? Cool! 663 00:37:08,838 --> 00:37:11,088 Monkey King reigns supreme! 664 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,463 Bring it! 665 00:37:16,545 --> 00:37:17,630 Woo-hoo! 666 00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:21,545 Not the beard! 667 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:22,670 Woo-hoo! 668 00:37:23,213 --> 00:37:24,213 Next! 669 00:37:27,338 --> 00:37:30,088 Shaolin soccer! 670 00:37:32,963 --> 00:37:35,963 - Wait! Time-out. I'm not a part of this. - Nobody's on the bench! 671 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:38,545 Woo-hoo! 672 00:37:38,630 --> 00:37:40,505 - Get her! - Duck! 673 00:37:42,088 --> 00:37:43,088 Got 'em. 674 00:37:46,963 --> 00:37:50,295 Monkey, I got 'em. This one's mine. Huh? 675 00:37:51,255 --> 00:37:53,170 Hey! Not yours! 676 00:37:54,295 --> 00:37:57,463 What's it say about my family? 677 00:37:57,545 --> 00:37:58,588 It says 678 00:37:59,505 --> 00:38:00,795 you don't have one. 679 00:38:01,588 --> 00:38:03,963 Oh. I'm all alone? 680 00:38:04,045 --> 00:38:05,420 I'm sorry, Monkey. 681 00:38:05,505 --> 00:38:07,045 Which means... 682 00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:09,588 Oof! I'm an original! 683 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:10,670 One of a kind! 684 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,005 - Give me that scroll. - Third line from the bottom. 685 00:38:13,088 --> 00:38:18,880 Step away from the scroll, you flea-bitten, mortal lowlife! Close! 686 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:19,963 Come on! 687 00:38:22,963 --> 00:38:25,380 Uh-oh. 688 00:38:26,088 --> 00:38:27,170 Got it. 689 00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:30,588 Yeah, baby! 690 00:38:30,670 --> 00:38:32,130 Monkey King! 691 00:38:32,213 --> 00:38:33,420 Oh, her. 692 00:38:35,045 --> 00:38:36,920 Ow! That hurt. 693 00:38:37,005 --> 00:38:38,255 Hee-yah! 694 00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:45,130 And now I'm immortal! 695 00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:51,255 Even for hell, this is bad. 696 00:38:57,130 --> 00:39:01,005 What's up, Yama? Or should I say, what's down? 697 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:04,920 I beseech you. A rogue primate has invaded hell and... Ow! 698 00:39:05,005 --> 00:39:08,255 Hey, uh, Jade Emperor, right? Listen, great news. 699 00:39:08,338 --> 00:39:12,170 Get the Immortal Ones together. I'm on my way. We're gonna be neighbors. 700 00:39:12,255 --> 00:39:15,130 So you're the Monkey King. 701 00:39:15,213 --> 00:39:16,545 Gonna party at your banquets. 702 00:39:16,630 --> 00:39:17,963 - Get hammered. - Release form! 703 00:39:18,045 --> 00:39:22,088 - We're gonna share battle stories. - Please. You're not one of us. 704 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:25,588 Actually, I am. Crossed my name out and everything. 705 00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:28,088 That only makes you half-immortal. 706 00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:30,213 - Half? - You can't die of old age. 707 00:39:30,295 --> 00:39:31,545 Oh, that's great! 708 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,713 But you can still die in battle. 709 00:39:33,795 --> 00:39:35,045 Huh? 710 00:39:36,463 --> 00:39:38,755 Don't look at me. This was your plan. 711 00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:41,463 Well, this is new information. 712 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,545 So, how exactly does one get full immortality? 713 00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:45,920 You don't. Not possible. 714 00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:49,295 Well, there is The Book of Everlasting Life, my lord. 715 00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:52,170 - You shut your beard hole right now! - My bad. 716 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,420 Stick, door! 717 00:39:55,505 --> 00:39:56,670 Assistant, book! 718 00:39:56,755 --> 00:39:58,755 Monkey, stay handsome. 719 00:40:05,795 --> 00:40:09,463 Whatever you do, don't let him leave with that book! 720 00:40:09,545 --> 00:40:10,545 Let's go. 721 00:40:11,005 --> 00:40:12,130 Oh! Don't! 722 00:40:12,213 --> 00:40:13,588 Uh-oh. 723 00:40:20,588 --> 00:40:22,755 Make way! 724 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:25,963 Catch him! Catch him! 725 00:40:26,588 --> 00:40:28,088 Agh! 726 00:40:34,713 --> 00:40:35,880 Hee-yah! 727 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:42,005 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Monkey! 728 00:40:43,630 --> 00:40:47,920 Ha! Well, that was fun. You got the book? 729 00:40:48,005 --> 00:40:50,838 - Uh, um, uh… - You didn't lose it, did you? 730 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,963 Uh, uh... 731 00:40:52,045 --> 00:40:53,295 You had one job! 732 00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:55,545 One job and you blew it! 733 00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:56,838 Uh… 734 00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:59,170 Aha! 735 00:40:59,255 --> 00:41:02,463 - Just messing with you! - Do you treat all your friends like this? 736 00:41:02,545 --> 00:41:08,170 Friends? Whoa, okay. You're more like a teammate on my very critical mission. 737 00:41:08,255 --> 00:41:10,213 Well, that's better than a pebble. 738 00:41:10,295 --> 00:41:12,255 All right. Moving on. See this? 739 00:41:12,338 --> 00:41:15,713 This book can tell us how I can get my full immortality. 740 00:41:15,795 --> 00:41:16,838 - Uh… - What's it say? 741 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,255 Okay. Uh, it says… 742 00:41:19,338 --> 00:41:22,755 Oh. "Full immortality can be attained by eating a magical peach 743 00:41:22,838 --> 00:41:26,130 from the Enchanted Orchard of Everlasting Life." 744 00:41:26,213 --> 00:41:27,420 Ooh! Where's that? 745 00:41:28,505 --> 00:41:30,755 This could take a while. 746 00:41:30,838 --> 00:41:33,213 And I will give you five minutes. 747 00:41:48,795 --> 00:41:50,380 This monkey's insane. 748 00:41:50,463 --> 00:41:51,630 Oh really? 749 00:41:51,713 --> 00:41:53,670 He gets in fights, insults the gods. 750 00:41:53,755 --> 00:41:57,380 He just stole a book from hell! Oh yeah, did I mention? We went to hell! 751 00:41:57,463 --> 00:42:01,713 Okay, let's bring the sass down to, like, a four, okay, sweetheart? 752 00:42:01,795 --> 00:42:03,713 I can't keep this up. I can't do this. 753 00:42:03,795 --> 00:42:07,170 Listen, honey, we made a deal. 754 00:42:07,255 --> 00:42:08,880 There's no backing out now. 755 00:42:08,963 --> 00:42:11,380 Or did you forget? 756 00:42:11,463 --> 00:42:13,463 I remember. 757 00:42:17,088 --> 00:42:19,130 I beseech you, divine dragon. 758 00:42:19,713 --> 00:42:21,045 End our suffering. 759 00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:22,463 Our crops are dying. 760 00:42:23,005 --> 00:42:25,505 Could you please grace us with a rainstorm? 761 00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:31,130 - We've been searching forever! - What? 762 00:42:31,213 --> 00:42:33,130 Why aren't the "wanted" posters working? 763 00:42:33,213 --> 00:42:36,295 But we put them up everywhere, Your Grace. There's one. 764 00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:37,380 Huh? 765 00:42:37,963 --> 00:42:39,670 What is this? 766 00:42:39,755 --> 00:42:43,088 I told you to draw the monkey, you dimwit! 767 00:42:43,170 --> 00:42:46,713 But, sire, monkeys are so much harder to draw than sticks. 768 00:42:46,795 --> 00:42:49,338 - No, wait, wait! - What the... 769 00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:52,838 Divine Master of Weather. Thank you for answering my call. 770 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,920 How dare you, a mere mortal, speak to his lordship. 771 00:42:56,005 --> 00:42:57,713 - Avert your eyes. - My apologies. 772 00:42:57,795 --> 00:42:59,795 We have no food here. No water. 773 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,880 Could you please, please send us rain? 774 00:43:01,963 --> 00:43:06,170 Well, aren't you a presumptuous little snack. 775 00:43:06,255 --> 00:43:07,338 Wait, please! 776 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:11,213 I'll do anything. You must need something. An assistant. A servant. 777 00:43:11,295 --> 00:43:12,795 A human servant? Ha! 778 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,795 He already has two perfectly good and trusted advisors. 779 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,005 We carry his tub. 780 00:43:17,088 --> 00:43:18,505 No! 781 00:43:18,588 --> 00:43:22,380 No. But perhaps our monkey would. 782 00:43:22,463 --> 00:43:23,588 Monkey? 783 00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:27,295 Would you lie for me? Get your paws dirty? 784 00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:30,255 You'll have to be manipulative, vicious, and cunning. 785 00:43:30,338 --> 00:43:33,463 Do you have that in you, you scrumptious, sweet little thing? 786 00:43:34,505 --> 00:43:38,713 Because when you make a deal with me, you follow through or… 787 00:43:39,838 --> 00:43:42,130 It's chapped lips for you! 788 00:43:42,213 --> 00:43:43,338 Benbo, he eats her. 789 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:46,130 Oh! Yeah, that too. 790 00:43:46,213 --> 00:43:47,755 Okay. I accept. 791 00:43:47,838 --> 00:43:53,630 Befriend a certain monkey, earn his trust, and take his stick. 792 00:43:53,713 --> 00:43:55,670 When it's in my possession, 793 00:43:56,295 --> 00:43:58,713 you'll get your rain. 794 00:43:59,213 --> 00:44:01,463 He never lets the stick out of his sight. 795 00:44:01,545 --> 00:44:03,255 The sooner it's in my grip, 796 00:44:03,338 --> 00:44:05,795 the faster you'll get your drip, drip, drip. 797 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,045 Well, now he's got me searching this stolen book 798 00:44:08,130 --> 00:44:10,880 for some Orchard of Everlasting Life. 799 00:44:10,963 --> 00:44:14,588 He's still trying to join the Immortal Ones? 800 00:44:14,670 --> 00:44:16,420 What a fool. 801 00:44:16,505 --> 00:44:17,795 What should I do? 802 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,920 Hm. He wants an enchanted peach now, does he? 803 00:44:22,588 --> 00:44:28,380 Oh, well, I'll just have to put on a little show and give him one. 804 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,545 All you need to worry about is getting him there. 805 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:41,963 You sure this is the right way to get to that fancy peach orchard? 806 00:44:42,045 --> 00:44:43,255 Yeah, definitely. 807 00:44:43,338 --> 00:44:46,795 - Woo-hoo! - Do you have to go top speed? 808 00:44:47,463 --> 00:44:50,130 This? Ha! Please. 809 00:44:50,213 --> 00:44:52,295 - I'll show you top speed. - No, no, no. I... 810 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:53,963 Hey! 811 00:44:55,795 --> 00:44:59,213 Now, any personal assistant of mine really needs to be in the moment. 812 00:44:59,295 --> 00:45:00,295 Yeah, yeah. 813 00:45:01,505 --> 00:45:04,838 You need to be more focused and pay better attention. 814 00:45:12,295 --> 00:45:15,505 I need to know you'll always have my back. 815 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:17,338 Monkey! 816 00:45:18,338 --> 00:45:20,588 He's coming back. He's coming back. 817 00:45:20,670 --> 00:45:23,170 And my shoes perfectly shined. 818 00:45:23,255 --> 00:45:24,920 He's not coming back! 819 00:45:25,005 --> 00:45:28,795 It's the attention to detail that I value most. 820 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,005 Hee-yah! 821 00:45:34,338 --> 00:45:38,088 Where to next? The hills? The desert? 822 00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:42,380 Aw, man! 823 00:45:43,795 --> 00:45:45,295 Trees. 824 00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:48,713 So many trees. 825 00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:53,963 I could've died peacefully in my village, but, no! 826 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:59,295 Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths, here I come. 827 00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:02,420 ♪ Who's the handsome hero We love and adore? ♪ 828 00:46:02,505 --> 00:46:03,670 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 829 00:46:03,755 --> 00:46:05,130 Man, that's really catchy. 830 00:46:06,670 --> 00:46:07,670 Help! 831 00:46:14,545 --> 00:46:16,295 Where is she? 832 00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:20,170 Oh, there you are. Did you hear any of my performance evaluation? 833 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:22,630 You are crazy! 834 00:46:24,170 --> 00:46:26,295 And handsome. 835 00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:28,963 If you're gonna be critical, be fair. 836 00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:32,045 Places, everyone. Places! 837 00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:33,630 Almost showtime. 838 00:46:33,713 --> 00:46:35,505 Buzz for me, Babbo. Buzz! 839 00:46:35,588 --> 00:46:37,130 Must I, sire? 840 00:46:37,213 --> 00:46:38,420 Come on. Sell it. 841 00:46:38,505 --> 00:46:40,963 Look at my little stinger! 842 00:46:41,045 --> 00:46:44,380 - I'm adorable! - All right, Benbo, less is more. 843 00:46:44,463 --> 00:46:46,295 He's never gonna buy this. 844 00:46:46,380 --> 00:46:48,545 Does this look like an enchanted peach garden? 845 00:46:48,630 --> 00:46:51,713 If you believe it, so will your audience. Here are the new sides. 846 00:46:51,795 --> 00:46:54,670 Try not to step on each other's lines. Keep the scene contained. 847 00:46:54,755 --> 00:46:57,713 I only had time to poison one tree. 848 00:46:57,795 --> 00:47:01,545 The toxin should take only a few moments to knock him out cold. 849 00:47:02,545 --> 00:47:06,045 Remember, the tree in the light has the peach he should bite. 850 00:47:06,130 --> 00:47:09,380 If it's hidden by night, then the fruit isn't right. Got it? 851 00:47:09,463 --> 00:47:12,838 Okay. If the tree is in light, then, um, uh… 852 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,505 - It's the peach he should bite. - Oh yeah. So definitely not that tree. 853 00:47:16,588 --> 00:47:19,630 Yes, exactly that tree. 854 00:47:19,713 --> 00:47:22,505 But that tree's not white. It's more of a brown. 855 00:47:22,588 --> 00:47:24,295 No, not the color! 856 00:47:24,838 --> 00:47:26,295 I lit it up for you. See? 857 00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:29,795 Still nothing? 858 00:47:30,545 --> 00:47:32,005 So, 859 00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:34,338 it's a glowing tree? 860 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:38,005 Exactly. Wow. 861 00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:41,713 And once the monkey passes out, I'll grab the stick and... 862 00:47:41,795 --> 00:47:43,088 Oh, here they come. 863 00:47:43,170 --> 00:47:47,630 Everybody back to one. Hit your marks. And let's have some fun out there. 864 00:47:48,295 --> 00:47:49,670 Whoopsie-daisy! 865 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:52,713 This one? No. That one. 866 00:47:54,213 --> 00:47:58,963 Ugh. This peach grove looks kinda shabby. Are you sure this is... 867 00:47:59,045 --> 00:48:03,088 Oh yeah. One bite of the magical fruit, and you get full immortality. 868 00:48:03,170 --> 00:48:05,255 Huh? 869 00:48:09,005 --> 00:48:10,630 ♪ Behold this magic garden ♪ 870 00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:12,505 ♪ Full of magic nature ♪ 871 00:48:12,588 --> 00:48:14,838 ♪ It's the Orchard of Everlasting Life ♪ 872 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,755 ♪ We are the magic guardians ♪ 873 00:48:16,838 --> 00:48:19,295 ♪ And the pollinators Of this magic orchard ♪ 874 00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:21,045 ♪ Which is definitely real ♪ 875 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:22,420 I don't know why, 876 00:48:23,170 --> 00:48:24,295 but I like these guys. 877 00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:26,420 Oh yeah, totally. 878 00:48:26,505 --> 00:48:28,838 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Handsome, hairy stranger ♪ 879 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,545 ♪ We are the protectors ♪ 880 00:48:30,630 --> 00:48:32,795 ♪ Of the nectar of immortality ♪ 881 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,380 ♪ We promise there's no danger ♪ 882 00:48:34,463 --> 00:48:35,545 ♪ So eat a poison peach ♪ 883 00:48:35,630 --> 00:48:39,170 ♪ I mean, the peaches that are juiciest Are in that glowing tree ♪ 884 00:48:40,963 --> 00:48:42,088 ♪ Hopefully ♪ 885 00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:43,213 Stand back. 886 00:48:47,505 --> 00:48:48,505 Hm. 887 00:48:49,005 --> 00:48:52,045 I'm not feeling anything special. 888 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:53,755 Hey, do I look immortal? 889 00:48:53,838 --> 00:48:56,880 - Hm, well... - Or maybe it's the tree over here. 890 00:48:56,963 --> 00:48:59,545 That's ridiculous. The one in the light has the juiciest... 891 00:48:59,630 --> 00:49:00,670 Stick to the pages! 892 00:49:00,755 --> 00:49:04,338 Maybe it's this tree. The one in the dark. That's the most delicious. 893 00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:06,088 Hold it. Let me check. 894 00:49:07,505 --> 00:49:09,755 Nope. Definitely not as juicy as the one... 895 00:49:09,838 --> 00:49:10,920 Oh! 896 00:49:11,005 --> 00:49:13,713 The tree in the dark… 897 00:49:13,795 --> 00:49:16,420 Uh, what's wrong with this one? 898 00:49:17,170 --> 00:49:21,880 …has the tastiest bark. 899 00:49:23,088 --> 00:49:24,670 That seems suspicious. 900 00:49:24,755 --> 00:49:27,130 No, no, no, no. This is definitely the right tree. 901 00:49:27,213 --> 00:49:28,420 - Eat it. - No, you eat it. 902 00:49:28,505 --> 00:49:30,670 - No, you eat it. - No improv. 903 00:49:30,755 --> 00:49:32,295 - You eat it first. - You eat it. 904 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,963 - You eat it. - Come on. Just eat it. Yum. 905 00:49:35,045 --> 00:49:37,380 How about at the same time? 906 00:49:37,463 --> 00:49:40,005 Fine. Immortality, here I come. 907 00:49:43,670 --> 00:49:44,670 I don't feel anything. 908 00:49:44,755 --> 00:49:45,880 What? 909 00:49:45,963 --> 00:49:48,713 Oh, wait. Maybe I do. 910 00:49:52,045 --> 00:49:54,338 I feel good! 911 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,463 Me too! 912 00:49:56,545 --> 00:49:58,545 Maybe you should just sit down. 913 00:49:58,630 --> 00:50:02,670 Hey! Buzz off, lady, and mind your own… 914 00:50:03,545 --> 00:50:04,545 Beeswax? 915 00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:05,630 No! 916 00:50:05,963 --> 00:50:07,420 Beeswax. 917 00:50:08,045 --> 00:50:10,088 Ugh! 918 00:50:10,170 --> 00:50:13,880 Clear the stage. I'll take that stick. Thank you very much. 919 00:50:13,963 --> 00:50:15,670 Hey, I know you. 920 00:50:16,338 --> 00:50:20,755 Oh, your skin's all cleared up. You are gorgy! 921 00:50:20,838 --> 00:50:23,505 You must be from the Dang Dynasty! 922 00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:26,005 Hey, hey, you gotta try these peaches, man. 923 00:50:27,505 --> 00:50:28,420 You idiot! 924 00:50:28,505 --> 00:50:31,005 Don't you realize what's in those 925 00:50:31,670 --> 00:50:35,545 yummy, mouth-watering… 926 00:50:35,630 --> 00:50:38,170 Who wants to take a bath with me? 927 00:50:38,255 --> 00:50:39,338 I do! 928 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:40,420 Yay! 929 00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:43,420 We're hot-tubbing with the dragon! 930 00:50:43,505 --> 00:50:45,630 Everyone's gonna get crazy! 931 00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:50,545 Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! 932 00:50:53,545 --> 00:50:54,670 Oh man! 933 00:50:54,755 --> 00:50:56,963 I loved those guys! 934 00:50:57,045 --> 00:50:59,588 Those… Those are good people. 935 00:50:59,670 --> 00:51:03,255 But the two of you are my best friends. 936 00:51:03,338 --> 00:51:06,045 No. No, no, no, no. We're not friends. 937 00:51:06,795 --> 00:51:08,170 The three of us, 938 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,630 we're family. 939 00:51:14,795 --> 00:51:17,795 What just… What just happened? 940 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,170 Dra… Uh, Dragon? 941 00:51:21,755 --> 00:51:24,755 Whoop! 942 00:51:27,213 --> 00:51:28,213 Monkey? 943 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,130 You awake? 944 00:51:43,338 --> 00:51:44,338 - Agh! - Wait! 945 00:51:45,630 --> 00:51:48,463 Did the peaches work? Am I fully immortal now? 946 00:51:49,005 --> 00:51:50,255 - Knock my head off. - What? 947 00:51:50,338 --> 00:51:54,213 Take my stick and whack me in the face. It's all right. Come on, come on. Do it. 948 00:51:54,295 --> 00:51:55,588 I won't even feel it. 949 00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:01,005 Fine. I'll do it myself, wuss. 950 00:52:02,463 --> 00:52:03,463 Ow! 951 00:52:03,795 --> 00:52:06,795 - Those peaches were defective. - Maybe they're out of season. 952 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,463 What? Our quest has failed, Stick. 953 00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,630 You're still half-immortal. 954 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:14,295 I don't do half-things. 955 00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:15,838 Yeah, I noticed. 956 00:52:17,713 --> 00:52:21,170 This old geezer once told me all the things I couldn't do. 957 00:52:21,255 --> 00:52:22,630 That I'd wind up alone. 958 00:52:25,545 --> 00:52:28,170 Yeah. "You'll never amount to anything." 959 00:52:28,713 --> 00:52:31,838 I heard that all the time back home. 960 00:52:32,795 --> 00:52:33,795 Wow. 961 00:52:35,295 --> 00:52:36,545 Wish I could relate. 962 00:52:36,630 --> 00:52:38,920 Well, thanks for your help. 963 00:52:39,005 --> 00:52:41,213 - I mean, it was mostly me. - You're leaving? 964 00:52:41,295 --> 00:52:44,045 - It was nice knowing you, little girl. - But no! 965 00:52:44,130 --> 00:52:46,880 Don't go. You said we were family. 966 00:52:46,963 --> 00:52:48,088 - No, I didn't. - You did. 967 00:52:48,170 --> 00:52:49,213 Doesn't sound like me. 968 00:52:49,295 --> 00:52:52,045 - Well, you said it. - That was just the peaches talking. 969 00:52:52,130 --> 00:52:55,295 But you promised we'd do big things. We can't give up now. 970 00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:57,713 "We"? Who's this "we"? 971 00:52:57,795 --> 00:52:59,795 I'm still gonna join the Immortal Ones. 972 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,045 Just not with you. 973 00:53:02,130 --> 00:53:05,795 You know what? I'm starting to think that wasn't even the real peach orchard. 974 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,045 What? 975 00:53:07,130 --> 00:53:10,630 You think I… I deliberately brought you to the wrong place? 976 00:53:10,713 --> 00:53:13,255 L-L-Like some sort of… Like some sort of trap? 977 00:53:13,338 --> 00:53:15,005 You're saying I lied to you? 978 00:53:15,088 --> 00:53:16,795 I'm not not saying it. 979 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,255 You know what? Go ahead. Walk away. You're so selfish. 980 00:53:20,338 --> 00:53:22,045 You only care about yourself. 981 00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:26,380 - Well, no one else will. - Ugh! 'Cause you won't let them. 982 00:53:27,295 --> 00:53:31,255 Someday, you really will end up all alone. 983 00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:40,213 Hm. 984 00:53:40,295 --> 00:53:45,670 Hm. 985 00:53:45,755 --> 00:53:48,005 What are you yapping on about? 986 00:53:48,088 --> 00:53:50,838 Who's that? Assistant, what does it say? 987 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,088 "An authority on everlasting life, the royal sorceress, Wangmu, 988 00:53:54,170 --> 00:53:59,463 can often be found in her laboratory brewing her famous Elixir of Immortality." 989 00:53:59,963 --> 00:54:03,630 We're back in the game! One sip and they'll have to accept me. 990 00:54:03,713 --> 00:54:05,755 Way to go, Stick! Mwah! 991 00:54:07,005 --> 00:54:09,130 You too, Pebble. What are we waiting for? 992 00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:12,630 - But that's in heaven. - Monkey King reigns supreme! 993 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,838 Is that the Jade Palace? 994 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,338 Absolutely. 995 00:54:25,045 --> 00:54:26,755 - Woo-hoo! - What the... 996 00:54:34,963 --> 00:54:37,170 There she is. Wangmu. 997 00:54:38,255 --> 00:54:39,545 The queen of heaven. 998 00:54:39,630 --> 00:54:43,045 Yeah, whatever. Let's go make me immortal. 999 00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:55,295 Locked. 1000 00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:56,420 Oh! 1001 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,920 No. No, no, no! Monkey! 1002 00:55:01,588 --> 00:55:06,255 Somewhere in this room are the ingredients for making the Elixir of Immortality. 1003 00:55:06,338 --> 00:55:09,380 - Guess I'll just have to taste everything. - No. No. Wait. 1004 00:55:09,963 --> 00:55:12,088 - First thing we need is... - Here goes nothing. 1005 00:55:12,170 --> 00:55:13,630 Hey, don't drink that. 1006 00:55:13,713 --> 00:55:16,545 - I'm just smelling it. - Don't smell anything. 1007 00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:20,420 Uh, Monkey? 1008 00:55:24,670 --> 00:55:26,295 Hey! 1009 00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:29,380 Ooh. 1010 00:55:30,170 --> 00:55:32,755 Wha… Wha… Huh? 1011 00:55:38,213 --> 00:55:40,670 Huh? 1012 00:55:55,005 --> 00:55:57,420 Okay, Lin. You got this. 1013 00:55:57,505 --> 00:56:00,880 Don't look back. Don't look back. Don't… look… back. 1014 00:56:04,963 --> 00:56:07,088 Oh! 1015 00:56:09,545 --> 00:56:12,795 Aw, you're just a scared little monkey. 1016 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,255 No friends. No family. 1017 00:56:15,963 --> 00:56:16,963 You are alone. 1018 00:56:21,838 --> 00:56:23,088 Sorry, Monkey. 1019 00:56:23,795 --> 00:56:25,670 I can't fool around anymore. 1020 00:56:26,713 --> 00:56:28,630 My people are counting on me. 1021 00:56:31,295 --> 00:56:32,630 Oh! 1022 00:56:33,295 --> 00:56:37,295 - Oh! Agh! - Gee, why'd you trash this place? 1023 00:56:37,380 --> 00:56:38,880 We're guests here. 1024 00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,545 Show a little respect. Immortality Elixir? 1025 00:56:41,630 --> 00:56:44,005 Hello? Come on. I'm not paying you to goof around. 1026 00:56:44,088 --> 00:56:45,505 Yeah. Uh-huh. 1027 00:56:45,588 --> 00:56:48,130 We're not actually paying her, are we? 1028 00:56:48,213 --> 00:56:50,963 Right. The first ingredient is… 1029 00:56:51,755 --> 00:56:54,088 There. A pinch of instant karma. 1030 00:56:54,170 --> 00:56:56,630 - Get mixing. - Stealing from an old lady? 1031 00:56:56,713 --> 00:56:58,588 You have no honor. 1032 00:56:58,670 --> 00:56:59,880 Uh-oh. 1033 00:56:59,963 --> 00:57:01,295 First, I punish you. 1034 00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:03,380 Then I shame you. 1035 00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:04,920 You can't shame me. 1036 00:57:05,630 --> 00:57:07,463 I have no shame. 1037 00:57:07,545 --> 00:57:10,838 And you have no exit. 1038 00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:15,380 Don't worry, kid. I'll take care of her. 1039 00:57:15,463 --> 00:57:18,795 Eat lightning, chimp! 1040 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,880 Immortality Elixir! Let's go! 1041 00:57:22,255 --> 00:57:23,420 Ha! 1042 00:57:23,505 --> 00:57:26,170 A spoonful of chi. There! The blue jar. 1043 00:57:26,255 --> 00:57:28,045 A spoonful of chi coming up. 1044 00:57:31,838 --> 00:57:35,255 - What's next? - A drop of moon essence. The green jar. 1045 00:57:35,338 --> 00:57:37,713 - Bad monkey! - On it. 1046 00:57:37,795 --> 00:57:39,255 Ha! Missed! 1047 00:57:39,338 --> 00:57:40,338 Yes! 1048 00:57:40,670 --> 00:57:41,670 Hee-yah! 1049 00:57:43,045 --> 00:57:44,463 - That's it. - What else? 1050 00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:45,920 Last one. Nectar of peach. 1051 00:57:46,005 --> 00:57:47,795 Yes! Um… 1052 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,630 Yes! 1053 00:57:49,713 --> 00:57:52,380 - Here you go. - This is going to sting! 1054 00:57:54,670 --> 00:57:59,963 You call yourself a god? I'm so disappointed. What a bummer. 1055 00:58:01,713 --> 00:58:04,670 Um, it's stuck! I-I need a spoon or chopsticks or... 1056 00:58:04,755 --> 00:58:07,005 Stick, help her. 1057 00:58:07,088 --> 00:58:08,755 - Perfect. - Ha ha! 1058 00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:13,505 I think I did it! 1059 00:58:13,588 --> 00:58:15,005 - Taste this. - Right. 1060 00:58:15,088 --> 00:58:16,545 Taste death! 1061 00:58:17,463 --> 00:58:19,670 Agh! No! 1062 00:58:19,755 --> 00:58:21,963 That does it! 1063 00:58:26,213 --> 00:58:28,920 Nice punch, Grandma! 1064 00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:32,545 Your friend's not here to protect you now. 1065 00:58:32,630 --> 00:58:35,045 Uh, we're not friends. I'm his assistant. 1066 00:58:35,130 --> 00:58:36,005 His what? 1067 00:58:36,088 --> 00:58:37,795 I'm just a pebble. 1068 00:58:40,130 --> 00:58:41,670 I'm only after his stick. 1069 00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:43,838 I need it to save my village from a drought. 1070 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:50,713 So, the thief's assistant is also a thief. 1071 00:58:50,795 --> 00:58:52,795 Woo-hoo! 1072 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,670 Take his stick and go! The Jade Emperor will see you home. 1073 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,545 What are you going to do to him? 1074 00:59:01,630 --> 00:59:04,505 That selfish creature doesn't care about you. 1075 00:59:04,588 --> 00:59:05,588 Run! 1076 00:59:07,088 --> 00:59:08,088 Ya! 1077 00:59:11,045 --> 00:59:13,338 Ha ha! Stick, where are you? 1078 00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:17,255 - Whoa! - Back for more, Monkey? 1079 00:59:17,338 --> 00:59:19,713 - Uh-oh. - Don't look back! 1080 00:59:19,795 --> 00:59:21,713 Don't look back! Don't look back. 1081 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,545 No, not this time. 1082 00:59:27,713 --> 00:59:30,213 Goodbye, mortal. 1083 00:59:30,963 --> 00:59:33,213 Half-mortal. 1084 00:59:34,963 --> 00:59:39,880 You couldn't possibly think you were worthy to take your place here 1085 00:59:39,963 --> 00:59:43,045 amongst us Immortal Ones. 1086 00:59:46,588 --> 00:59:47,795 That was fun. 1087 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:48,755 Huh? 1088 00:59:48,838 --> 00:59:50,005 - Monkey! - Agh! 1089 00:59:50,088 --> 00:59:51,088 Agh! 1090 00:59:53,130 --> 00:59:54,338 What? 1091 00:59:55,213 --> 00:59:56,795 Oh ho ho! 1092 00:59:58,338 --> 01:00:01,088 I love it when people tell me what I can't do. 1093 01:00:05,463 --> 01:00:06,630 Whoa! 1094 01:00:10,005 --> 01:00:13,213 My lightning makes you stronger? 1095 01:00:13,295 --> 01:00:16,588 I'm immortal! 1096 01:00:18,295 --> 01:00:20,713 And huge! 1097 01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:22,920 I'm one of you now. 1098 01:00:23,005 --> 01:00:25,963 You will never be one of us! 1099 01:00:26,045 --> 01:00:27,755 - Monkey! - Who's gonna stop me? 1100 01:00:27,838 --> 01:00:33,463 I summon the Immortal Ones! 1101 01:00:33,545 --> 01:00:35,630 - I'm already here! - They're coming! 1102 01:00:35,713 --> 01:00:39,505 - We gotta get out of here! - What are they gonna do? I can't die. 1103 01:00:39,588 --> 01:00:43,588 There are fates far worse than death. 1104 01:00:43,670 --> 01:00:45,255 We really should go now. 1105 01:00:45,338 --> 01:00:49,755 Bring 'em on! I am a god. 1106 01:00:49,838 --> 01:00:52,380 - Monkey! - What? I'm busy! 1107 01:00:52,463 --> 01:00:53,755 Bet you can't catch me. 1108 01:00:55,463 --> 01:00:57,838 Monkey King! 1109 01:01:02,088 --> 01:01:04,713 He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. 1110 01:01:05,213 --> 01:01:06,670 He's not coming! 1111 01:01:17,795 --> 01:01:19,005 You came back 1112 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:20,755 for me. 1113 01:01:20,838 --> 01:01:23,170 - What's your deal? - You came back for me! 1114 01:01:23,255 --> 01:01:25,005 I so could've beaten that old lady. 1115 01:01:25,088 --> 01:01:27,380 - But you didn't because you care. - No. 1116 01:01:27,463 --> 01:01:29,295 - Admit it. You care. Say it. - No! 1117 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:30,380 - Say, "I care." - Never. 1118 01:01:30,463 --> 01:01:32,255 - Come on, admit it! - I admit nothing! 1119 01:01:32,338 --> 01:01:34,213 He so cares about me. 1120 01:01:34,295 --> 01:01:35,545 I know! 1121 01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:40,088 He was all like, "We're not family. You're a tiny pebble." 1122 01:01:40,170 --> 01:01:43,630 And then he saves me! 1123 01:01:43,713 --> 01:01:46,338 Are you two done? 'Cause I got to get to the Jade Palace. 1124 01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:49,045 - To do what? - Defeat all the Immortal Ones. 1125 01:01:49,130 --> 01:01:52,295 Then I'll become their ruler, the new king of heaven. 1126 01:01:52,380 --> 01:01:55,255 Wait. Are you sure? Sounds kinda crazy. 1127 01:01:55,338 --> 01:01:59,170 Yep! Whatever the Monkey King does, he does big! 1128 01:01:59,255 --> 01:02:01,713 - And you won't ever stop? - Not until the day I die. 1129 01:02:01,795 --> 01:02:04,255 - Which is? - Never! I'm immortal! 1130 01:02:04,338 --> 01:02:06,630 My thirst for new challenges will never end. 1131 01:02:06,713 --> 01:02:10,005 I'll never be satisfied. I'll never be fulfilled. 1132 01:02:11,045 --> 01:02:15,255 Which, when I say it out loud, sounds incredibly depressing. 1133 01:02:16,255 --> 01:02:18,838 Wow! Did I just curse myself? 1134 01:02:20,088 --> 01:02:23,670 Maybe defeating everyone isn't always the answer. 1135 01:02:23,755 --> 01:02:26,713 Maybe you'd find happiness by, 1136 01:02:27,213 --> 01:02:29,795 I don't know, helping other people? 1137 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,630 - That could be your new, uh, path. - Hm. 1138 01:02:33,713 --> 01:02:37,045 Say you could save a starving village by lending out the stick for... 1139 01:02:37,130 --> 01:02:38,130 My stick? 1140 01:02:38,170 --> 01:02:41,963 Okay. How about I rip off my tail and give that away too? I mean, come on. 1141 01:02:42,045 --> 01:02:43,880 You could save the lives of so many. 1142 01:02:43,963 --> 01:02:45,213 Hard pass. 1143 01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:47,920 Me and Stick are meant for way bigger things. 1144 01:02:48,005 --> 01:02:50,545 You wanna be happy, you help people. 1145 01:02:50,630 --> 01:02:52,713 You can do great things. 1146 01:02:52,795 --> 01:02:54,420 I'm just a mortal. 1147 01:02:55,545 --> 01:02:58,795 You're the only mortal I know who's gone to hell and heaven in one day. 1148 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:02,295 That wasn't my accomplishment. That was you. 1149 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,295 When we were in hell, I read my scroll. 1150 01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:09,420 It said, "Lin, common peasant girl." 1151 01:03:09,505 --> 01:03:12,713 "Tried to make a difference. Never did." 1152 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,588 Does it have to end that way? 1153 01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:19,505 I don't know. Who's Lin? 1154 01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:21,795 I'm Lin. 1155 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,588 Oh! Hey, Lin. Monkey King. Nice to meet ya. 1156 01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:26,670 Pleasure. 1157 01:03:26,713 --> 01:03:29,795 Buck up, Lin. No one thought I could make a difference, right? 1158 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,505 But now look at me. The original outsider. 1159 01:03:32,588 --> 01:03:34,130 Fully immortal! 1160 01:03:34,213 --> 01:03:35,670 So don't let anyone, 1161 01:03:35,755 --> 01:03:38,170 god, demon, old monkeys, 1162 01:03:38,255 --> 01:03:40,420 challenge you or stand in your way. 1163 01:03:40,505 --> 01:03:41,880 You want something, 1164 01:03:41,963 --> 01:03:43,213 don't ask. 1165 01:03:43,295 --> 01:03:44,713 Just take it. 1166 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,670 - I've got a challenge. - Go on. 1167 01:03:53,755 --> 01:03:55,420 - It's a big one. - I'm listening. 1168 01:03:55,505 --> 01:04:00,045 How long do you think an immortal monkey can hold his breath under that water? 1169 01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:01,670 Interesting. 1170 01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:03,130 I dunno. 1171 01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:04,920 Two, three 1172 01:04:05,005 --> 01:04:06,463 years! 1173 01:04:27,005 --> 01:04:30,338 Don't be sad. You've done good, girl. 1174 01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:32,670 Go home. Your storm is coming. 1175 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,463 Ah, I wasn't gonna make you wait the whole three. 1176 01:04:50,213 --> 01:04:52,255 Forget it. Come on. Grab Stick, and we'll... 1177 01:04:53,213 --> 01:04:55,088 - Where's Stick? - I had no choice. 1178 01:04:55,170 --> 01:04:57,045 - He just needs to borrow it. - Borrow it? 1179 01:04:57,130 --> 01:04:59,338 - Where did you get that? - The Dragon King just... 1180 01:04:59,420 --> 01:05:00,963 Dragon King? 1181 01:05:01,045 --> 01:05:03,005 My village is dying. 1182 01:05:03,088 --> 01:05:05,213 My family is dying. 1183 01:05:05,295 --> 01:05:06,963 The Dragon King can help them. 1184 01:05:07,045 --> 01:05:10,255 I trusted you, Lin. I saved you. 1185 01:05:10,338 --> 01:05:13,755 I saved you first. And I asked for your help. 1186 01:05:13,838 --> 01:05:17,295 You said if I want something, don't ask. Just take it. 1187 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:19,338 That's what you said. 1188 01:05:20,088 --> 01:05:21,295 I had to do it. 1189 01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:23,005 Ha! 1190 01:05:31,338 --> 01:05:33,755 Well, hello, you. 1191 01:05:33,838 --> 01:05:35,255 That stick belongs to me! 1192 01:05:35,338 --> 01:05:38,755 Stickipoo here had a momentary fling, 1193 01:05:38,838 --> 01:05:41,338 but now he's come home. 1194 01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:46,588 In fact, he'll be the guest of honor at my celebration tonight. 1195 01:05:46,670 --> 01:05:48,588 Invite only. 1196 01:05:48,670 --> 01:05:52,795 And a warm thanks to you for the help, my child. 1197 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:56,588 Tell your village the drought is over. 1198 01:05:57,088 --> 01:05:59,130 It's all over. 1199 01:05:59,795 --> 01:06:02,130 For you, your people, 1200 01:06:02,213 --> 01:06:04,795 and the entire world! 1201 01:06:08,255 --> 01:06:09,255 The world? 1202 01:06:10,045 --> 01:06:11,713 No, we have to stop him. 1203 01:06:11,795 --> 01:06:14,338 - You betrayed me! - I had no choice. 1204 01:06:14,963 --> 01:06:19,005 - We're still family, right? - I have no family. 1205 01:06:19,088 --> 01:06:21,420 - I'll help you get Stick back. - Help me? 1206 01:06:21,505 --> 01:06:24,545 You? An insignificant pebble? 1207 01:06:24,630 --> 01:06:27,463 This monkey heroes alone! 1208 01:06:36,463 --> 01:06:38,420 I'll show you crazy. 1209 01:06:38,505 --> 01:06:39,713 Monkey! 1210 01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:42,295 But he destroyed my home. 1211 01:06:42,380 --> 01:06:47,670 Oh, Wangmu, if you can't stop a little monkey from smashing your roof... 1212 01:06:50,463 --> 01:06:51,755 Coming to the stage… 1213 01:06:51,838 --> 01:06:55,795 To finally kick off his world domination tour… 1214 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:56,920 He's flashy. 1215 01:06:57,005 --> 01:06:58,338 He's splashy. 1216 01:06:58,420 --> 01:07:00,295 But don't mention his rashy. 1217 01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:03,630 Put your fins and tentacles together for… 1218 01:07:03,713 --> 01:07:06,795 The Dragon King! 1219 01:07:14,838 --> 01:07:19,005 ♪ Feeling weary, well, you oughta 'Cause dwelling underwater isn't swell ♪ 1220 01:07:19,088 --> 01:07:20,005 ♪ Trust me, I know ♪ 1221 01:07:20,088 --> 01:07:23,795 ♪ You see, since birth I have fought a dermatology disorder ♪ 1222 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:26,838 ♪ That has caused me sadness And woe, woe, woe ♪ 1223 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,713 ♪ Whenever other kids saw me Under the sun's rays ♪ 1224 01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:33,088 ♪ In no time, they'd be calling me A freak or a raisin ♪ 1225 01:07:33,170 --> 01:07:35,670 ♪ So I resigned myself To being left behind ♪ 1226 01:07:35,755 --> 01:07:38,545 ♪ Forever livin' in the H2O ♪ 1227 01:07:39,255 --> 01:07:42,463 ♪ But since then I've realized ♪ 1228 01:07:42,545 --> 01:07:45,213 ♪ There's nothing wrong With being moisturized ♪ 1229 01:07:45,795 --> 01:07:48,420 ♪ Why should I stay below the shore? ♪ 1230 01:07:48,505 --> 01:07:50,920 ♪ Second-rate and inferior ♪ 1231 01:07:51,005 --> 01:07:56,795 ♪ To the air-breathing Land-walking sun kissers I despise? ♪ 1232 01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,295 ♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪ 1233 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,670 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1234 01:08:02,755 --> 01:08:06,130 ♪ I'll flood the dry lands Low and highlands ♪ 1235 01:08:06,213 --> 01:08:07,880 ♪ He's taking the world by storm ♪ 1236 01:08:07,963 --> 01:08:08,880 Yes, I am! 1237 01:08:08,963 --> 01:08:12,380 ♪ For years, this un-phibian demon's Been rehearsing a scheme ♪ 1238 01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:15,130 ♪ Now stand back 'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪ 1239 01:08:15,213 --> 01:08:20,130 ♪ And nobody will deny my power When I take the world by storm ♪ 1240 01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:24,171 - ♪ No more sunshine, no more flowers ♪ - ♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪ 1241 01:08:24,255 --> 01:08:27,087 - ♪ Only endless power showers ♪ - ♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪ 1242 01:08:27,171 --> 01:08:30,087 ♪ No more groundhogs Or earthworms ♪ 1243 01:08:30,171 --> 01:08:32,921 ♪ And no more ruined frizzy perms ♪ 1244 01:08:33,005 --> 01:08:36,046 ♪ No more islands, no more nations ♪ 1245 01:08:36,130 --> 01:08:39,255 ♪ No more rain-checked invitations ♪ 1246 01:08:39,337 --> 01:08:42,171 ♪ No more sadness, no more crying ♪ 1247 01:08:42,255 --> 01:08:44,546 ♪ No more failed auditions ♪ 1248 01:08:44,630 --> 01:08:47,380 ♪ Drying up on the big final ♪ 1249 01:08:47,462 --> 01:08:50,005 ♪ Note ♪ 1250 01:08:51,587 --> 01:08:56,212 ♪ Ever again ♪ 1251 01:08:56,296 --> 01:08:58,921 ♪ So watch me rise up ♪ 1252 01:08:59,005 --> 01:09:01,671 ♪ Open the skies up ♪ 1253 01:09:01,755 --> 01:09:05,087 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1254 01:09:06,630 --> 01:09:08,712 ♪ I'm the top dragon ♪ 1255 01:09:08,796 --> 01:09:10,837 ♪ And he ain't braggin' ♪ 1256 01:09:10,921 --> 01:09:15,296 ♪ No, I'm taking the world by storm ♪ 1257 01:09:16,087 --> 01:09:18,796 ♪ Fortune favors the brave ♪ 1258 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,087 ♪ So, baby, I'm making waves ♪ 1259 01:09:21,671 --> 01:09:26,755 ♪ So big they'll become the norm ♪ 1260 01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:29,546 ♪ So watch me rise up ♪ 1261 01:09:29,630 --> 01:09:30,880 ♪ Our king will reign ♪ 1262 01:09:30,962 --> 01:09:33,380 - ♪ Open the skies up ♪ - ♪ He's makin' it rain ♪ 1263 01:09:33,462 --> 01:09:38,671 ♪ And take the whole dried world ♪ 1264 01:09:38,755 --> 01:09:45,255 ♪ By storm ♪ 1265 01:09:48,421 --> 01:09:52,171 Salutations, dry-landers! 1266 01:09:52,255 --> 01:09:55,255 Who wants the honor of drowning first? 1267 01:09:55,337 --> 01:09:56,546 - Flaky! - Huh? 1268 01:09:56,630 --> 01:09:58,712 Where's my Stick? 1269 01:09:59,380 --> 01:10:03,880 I believe I said invite only! 1270 01:10:07,171 --> 01:10:08,171 What do we do now? 1271 01:10:08,212 --> 01:10:11,212 I am the mighty Dragon King, 1272 01:10:11,296 --> 01:10:13,712 world-flooder, man-slayer... 1273 01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,587 Monkey punching-bag! 1274 01:10:15,671 --> 01:10:16,962 - Huh? - Woo-hoo! 1275 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,421 - Stop it! - Yeah! 1276 01:10:19,296 --> 01:10:20,505 Knock it off! 1277 01:10:21,796 --> 01:10:23,087 Monkey! 1278 01:10:23,171 --> 01:10:24,630 Stop! 1279 01:10:24,712 --> 01:10:26,587 Stop! 1280 01:10:26,671 --> 01:10:29,462 - I got ya. Head for high ground! - Mama! 1281 01:10:29,546 --> 01:10:31,630 Everybody, get to the top of the hill! 1282 01:10:39,171 --> 01:10:41,421 Hm. 1283 01:10:46,671 --> 01:10:48,462 Stop wrecking my clones! 1284 01:10:48,546 --> 01:10:52,671 Monkey! You're not alone. I can help you! 1285 01:10:53,630 --> 01:10:54,755 Hee-yah! 1286 01:10:55,421 --> 01:10:57,755 Gotcha! 1287 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,587 Hm? 1288 01:10:59,671 --> 01:11:02,462 Why won't you die? 1289 01:11:02,546 --> 01:11:04,505 I'm immortal, dummy! 1290 01:11:04,587 --> 01:11:05,630 How? 1291 01:11:05,712 --> 01:11:08,546 Those peaches were fake! 1292 01:11:08,630 --> 01:11:09,921 - Dragon! - What? 1293 01:11:10,005 --> 01:11:11,880 - Your Majesty! - What? 1294 01:11:11,962 --> 01:11:15,505 Spare my poor village, and I'll tell you his weakness. 1295 01:11:17,212 --> 01:11:18,380 Agreed. 1296 01:11:18,462 --> 01:11:21,212 Lightning. It's the only thing that can defeat him. 1297 01:11:23,505 --> 01:11:25,337 Fry him up. No one'll miss him. 1298 01:11:28,171 --> 01:11:31,421 Jia you! Jia you! 1299 01:11:31,962 --> 01:11:32,962 Ya! 1300 01:11:52,796 --> 01:11:55,046 Stick? 1301 01:12:02,130 --> 01:12:05,005 Oh no, not again! 1302 01:12:05,587 --> 01:12:08,255 I missed you so much. 1303 01:12:11,671 --> 01:12:15,005 Thanks for the assist, child. 1304 01:12:15,087 --> 01:12:16,671 I'm not your assistant! 1305 01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:20,380 I'm his. 1306 01:12:20,421 --> 01:12:21,421 What? 1307 01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:22,712 Hee-yah! 1308 01:12:29,296 --> 01:12:30,755 Hi-yah! 1309 01:12:38,505 --> 01:12:39,505 Ha! 1310 01:12:40,005 --> 01:12:41,212 Oh ho! 1311 01:12:43,421 --> 01:12:45,962 This is so twisted! 1312 01:12:49,171 --> 01:12:52,505 Oh! 1313 01:12:53,046 --> 01:12:54,046 Hee-yah! 1314 01:13:00,087 --> 01:13:02,005 Yes! That's it! Wring him out! 1315 01:13:02,671 --> 01:13:04,462 No! No. No. 1316 01:13:05,630 --> 01:13:06,630 Monkey? 1317 01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:15,630 Okay, you can have the stick! 1318 01:13:15,712 --> 01:13:19,505 How about I get custody just on weekends? 1319 01:13:25,712 --> 01:13:26,796 Are we fired? 1320 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:28,796 Oh yeah, we need a new career. 1321 01:13:29,796 --> 01:13:31,921 You did it. You defeated the Dragon King... 1322 01:13:32,005 --> 01:13:35,005 Monkey King reigns supreme! 1323 01:13:35,087 --> 01:13:36,005 Uh-oh. 1324 01:13:36,087 --> 01:13:38,087 Sir, you, uh… 1325 01:13:38,171 --> 01:13:39,337 What is it now? 1326 01:13:39,421 --> 01:13:40,671 You're next. 1327 01:13:40,755 --> 01:13:41,880 Whoa! 1328 01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:47,755 This has gone too far. 1329 01:13:47,837 --> 01:13:51,671 Hand me the Royal Horn of Desperation. 1330 01:13:51,755 --> 01:13:54,130 But the Buddha said to let him find his own way. 1331 01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:57,005 The Buddha speaks in riddles. No one understands him. 1332 01:14:08,962 --> 01:14:10,421 This ends now! 1333 01:14:10,505 --> 01:14:12,255 Monkey! 1334 01:14:12,337 --> 01:14:15,796 You shall spend your immortality alone, 1335 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:18,921 reflecting on your crimes. 1336 01:14:19,005 --> 01:14:20,462 My crimes? 1337 01:14:20,546 --> 01:14:23,130 You could have accepted me. 1338 01:14:23,212 --> 01:14:27,962 Now I will reign supreme over all of you! 1339 01:14:29,505 --> 01:14:31,005 Hee-yah! 1340 01:14:40,962 --> 01:14:42,337 Monkey! Stop! 1341 01:14:46,337 --> 01:14:49,130 Monkey! 1342 01:14:49,212 --> 01:14:50,796 Monkey! Monkey! 1343 01:14:53,421 --> 01:14:55,087 It's me! It's Lin! 1344 01:14:55,171 --> 01:14:57,880 Please, you have to stop. 1345 01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:09,796 No, Monkey! 1346 01:15:12,421 --> 01:15:16,462 ♪ Who's the giant primate Who is making a mess? Monkey King! ♪ 1347 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:20,087 I did this. I let this happen. 1348 01:15:31,505 --> 01:15:32,505 Buddha? 1349 01:15:36,005 --> 01:15:37,337 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1350 01:15:37,421 --> 01:15:39,712 ♪ Who can swing around The biggest stick… ♪ 1351 01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,837 Please, he's not evil. 1352 01:15:41,921 --> 01:15:44,796 He has goodness inside him. 1353 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,505 He does care. 1354 01:15:46,587 --> 01:15:50,962 Then help him find his way. 1355 01:15:55,962 --> 01:15:58,380 What's happening? 1356 01:16:00,671 --> 01:16:03,255 Enlighten him. 1357 01:16:03,337 --> 01:16:05,962 What? But how do I do that? 1358 01:16:06,462 --> 01:16:08,630 Monkey King, stop! 1359 01:16:09,630 --> 01:16:11,005 Oh, whoa. 1360 01:16:11,921 --> 01:16:14,796 Monkey King, stop! 1361 01:16:15,796 --> 01:16:16,712 Buddha? 1362 01:16:16,796 --> 01:16:19,255 Monkey King is my old title. 1363 01:16:19,337 --> 01:16:22,630 You will address me as the Great Sage, 1364 01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:25,005 equal of heaven! 1365 01:16:25,087 --> 01:16:28,587 How can we show him he's not the center of the universe? 1366 01:16:30,587 --> 01:16:36,837 I got it! I have a challenge for you, Great Sage. 1367 01:16:36,921 --> 01:16:38,296 Not interested! 1368 01:16:39,130 --> 01:16:42,255 - What is it? - Something worthy of you. 1369 01:16:42,962 --> 01:16:45,337 The ultimate challenge. 1370 01:16:53,630 --> 01:16:54,671 What gives? 1371 01:16:54,755 --> 01:17:01,171 If you are powerful enough to leap from my palm, 1372 01:17:01,255 --> 01:17:06,921 the kingdom of heaven will be yours to rule. 1373 01:17:07,005 --> 01:17:08,837 Hang on. What did he just say? 1374 01:17:08,921 --> 01:17:15,337 But if you fail, you will do a long penance here on Earth. 1375 01:17:15,421 --> 01:17:18,796 Please. Too easy! 1376 01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,671 I just have to leave your hand? 1377 01:17:20,755 --> 01:17:25,380 You're on, but you're gonna feel pretty foolish in about two sec… 1378 01:17:25,462 --> 01:17:26,462 Cloud jump! 1379 01:17:29,130 --> 01:17:31,421 I really hate that monkey. 1380 01:17:41,712 --> 01:17:43,546 Woo-hoo! 1381 01:17:51,255 --> 01:17:52,421 Whoa! 1382 01:17:52,505 --> 01:17:55,462 This is the edge of the universe, Stick! 1383 01:17:55,962 --> 01:17:57,712 I rule! 1384 01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:02,296 Yeah, I totally should. Just to prove I was here. 1385 01:18:04,462 --> 01:18:08,421 Ha ha! And now to make my other mark. 1386 01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:12,587 Stop that, Monkey. 1387 01:18:12,671 --> 01:18:14,587 Uh, the Great Sage. 1388 01:18:16,337 --> 01:18:18,255 Whoa! Agh! 1389 01:18:21,837 --> 01:18:23,421 Ha! 1390 01:18:23,505 --> 01:18:28,337 You never left my hand, Monkey King. 1391 01:18:29,337 --> 01:18:32,796 Wait a second. No! No. No, no, no, no, no! No! No! 1392 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,796 Whatever just happened, that's cheating! Do-over! 1393 01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,462 Hard pass. 1394 01:18:38,546 --> 01:18:40,046 Pebble? 1395 01:18:40,130 --> 01:18:43,712 - Are you even supposed to be in there? - Absolutely not. Isn't it great? 1396 01:18:43,796 --> 01:18:46,587 You tricked me! Not fair! That's two against one. 1397 01:18:46,671 --> 01:18:49,005 I'm sorry. This is the only way to help you. 1398 01:18:49,087 --> 01:18:52,212 Stop! No, no, no, no, no! No! 1399 01:18:53,255 --> 01:18:54,505 No! Stick! 1400 01:18:57,130 --> 01:18:58,130 Well, guess what? 1401 01:18:58,212 --> 01:19:01,712 This is so exactly what I wanted to happen. 1402 01:19:01,796 --> 01:19:04,755 Told you, you'd feel foolish. Ha ha. 1403 01:19:04,837 --> 01:19:06,255 Agh! Whoa! 1404 01:19:08,755 --> 01:19:10,462 Monkey King, 1405 01:19:11,005 --> 01:19:16,962 you are now on the path of meditation and self-reflection. 1406 01:19:17,046 --> 01:19:19,130 I was born from a rock, you know? 1407 01:19:19,212 --> 01:19:23,546 - This is where I thrive! - Monkey King reigns supreme! 1408 01:19:23,630 --> 01:19:27,337 When you awake to nothingness, 1409 01:19:27,421 --> 01:19:31,671 you will have found your way. 1410 01:19:35,212 --> 01:19:37,337 Awake to nothingness. 1411 01:19:38,087 --> 01:19:39,630 Whatever that means. 1412 01:19:42,046 --> 01:19:44,046 I'll think about it. 1413 01:19:52,462 --> 01:19:56,630 He's just a little monkey looking for a place to belong. 1414 01:19:56,712 --> 01:20:00,255 The Monkey King's scroll 1415 01:20:00,337 --> 01:20:03,380 is still to be written. 1416 01:20:04,005 --> 01:20:06,087 When he is ready, 1417 01:20:06,171 --> 01:20:09,505 the world will need him 1418 01:20:09,587 --> 01:20:13,921 as it has needed you. 1419 01:20:32,546 --> 01:20:35,337 Hey, Lin, where's our hero going today? 1420 01:20:35,421 --> 01:20:36,962 I'll be back by sunset. 1421 01:20:37,046 --> 01:20:39,712 And two extra-large milk tea bobas. 1422 01:20:39,796 --> 01:20:42,462 Want honey with that? I made it myself. 1423 01:20:47,171 --> 01:20:48,421 Omm. 1424 01:20:51,130 --> 01:20:54,880 My gosh! How do I awaken to nothingness? 1425 01:20:54,962 --> 01:20:56,462 What does that even mean? 1426 01:20:56,546 --> 01:20:59,630 Be calm? Patient? Humble? 1427 01:21:00,171 --> 01:21:01,921 I'm the king of being humble! 1428 01:21:02,462 --> 01:21:03,462 Monkey? 1429 01:21:04,171 --> 01:21:05,462 Monkey. 1430 01:21:06,046 --> 01:21:10,212 Go away! I'm busy thinking of all the ways to get back at you. 1431 01:21:10,962 --> 01:21:11,962 Calmly. 1432 01:21:12,046 --> 01:21:16,755 I came to say goodbye before Buddha closes up your mountain. 1433 01:21:16,837 --> 01:21:18,462 Oh, lucky me. 1434 01:21:20,296 --> 01:21:22,630 I know you're mad, but you were out of control. 1435 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:25,962 Okay, you don't have to remind me. 1436 01:21:26,462 --> 01:21:29,837 Taking on all the gods probably wasn't my best idea. 1437 01:21:34,380 --> 01:21:36,212 I really messed up, didn't I? 1438 01:21:36,296 --> 01:21:39,671 Monkey, you were born from a rock, 1439 01:21:39,755 --> 01:21:41,587 abandoned by everyone. 1440 01:21:41,671 --> 01:21:43,880 Th-The gods hated you, 1441 01:21:44,671 --> 01:21:47,212 and all you ever wanted 1442 01:21:48,087 --> 01:21:49,337 was to be loved. 1443 01:21:52,630 --> 01:21:53,712 And you are! 1444 01:21:54,462 --> 01:21:56,212 You changed my life. 1445 01:21:56,296 --> 01:21:59,005 I made a difference. We both did. 1446 01:21:59,712 --> 01:22:01,837 I really am your number one fan. 1447 01:22:03,630 --> 01:22:07,337 Well, I guess a little pebble did make a big wave. 1448 01:22:07,921 --> 01:22:09,046 With an assist. 1449 01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:10,505 Oh, that's good. 1450 01:22:10,587 --> 01:22:12,630 Me, your assistant? 1451 01:22:12,712 --> 01:22:13,962 Okay. Okay. 1452 01:22:14,462 --> 01:22:15,837 We helped each other. 1453 01:22:15,921 --> 01:22:18,546 Well, we didn't do it all alone. 1454 01:22:20,462 --> 01:22:23,921 Stick! Buddy! I missed you so much! 1455 01:22:24,005 --> 01:22:25,630 The team is back. 1456 01:22:29,546 --> 01:22:31,380 I guess this is goodbye. 1457 01:22:31,462 --> 01:22:33,837 Wait, don't go yet. 1458 01:22:40,755 --> 01:22:43,337 Thank you for everything. 1459 01:22:50,212 --> 01:22:52,171 I'll miss you, Monkey. 1460 01:22:59,296 --> 01:23:00,296 Oh. 1461 01:23:00,962 --> 01:23:02,755 Keep writing your scroll, Lin. 1462 01:23:07,337 --> 01:23:08,337 I will. 1463 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:31,796 I kept my promise and did great things. 1464 01:23:32,380 --> 01:23:35,880 And Monkey, I'm sure he'll be out in no time. 1465 01:23:46,546 --> 01:23:50,546 Monkey, demons run wild across the land. 1466 01:23:51,130 --> 01:23:53,505 The Buddha sent us to release you. 1467 01:23:54,005 --> 01:23:57,880 Are you ready to join our journey to the West? 1468 01:23:59,712 --> 01:24:03,962 I have awoken with peace in my heart, 1469 01:24:04,046 --> 01:24:07,421 and you wish for me to fight? 1470 01:24:08,130 --> 01:24:10,337 Well, yes, but... 1471 01:24:14,505 --> 01:24:17,880 Come on, Stick. The world needs us. 1472 01:24:17,962 --> 01:24:19,505 Huh? Oh no! 1473 01:24:21,755 --> 01:24:24,880 ♪ Who's the handsome hero We all love and adore? ♪ 1474 01:24:24,962 --> 01:24:25,880 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1475 01:24:25,962 --> 01:24:29,255 ♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪ 1476 01:24:29,337 --> 01:24:30,255 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1477 01:24:30,337 --> 01:24:33,921 ♪ Who's a mighty fighter Who is brave and spunky ♪ 1478 01:24:34,005 --> 01:24:36,921 ♪ And also a bit of a hunk? ♪ 1479 01:24:37,005 --> 01:24:39,087 ♪ He's the Monkey King! ♪ 1480 01:24:43,337 --> 01:24:46,880 ♪ Who's the ape you can't escape When he hunts you down? ♪ 1481 01:24:46,962 --> 01:24:47,796 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1482 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:51,087 ♪ Who's the chimp All the simple people will crown? ♪ 1483 01:24:51,171 --> 01:24:52,005 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1484 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:55,505 ♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying Up to the top ♪ 1485 01:24:55,587 --> 01:24:58,755 ♪ And you know he won't stop Till he's won? ♪ 1486 01:24:58,837 --> 01:25:01,671 ♪ That's right, he's the Monkey King! ♪ 1487 01:25:10,380 --> 01:25:13,212 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1488 01:25:24,630 --> 01:25:27,587 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1489 01:25:29,087 --> 01:25:30,880 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1490 01:25:30,962 --> 01:25:32,296 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1491 01:25:32,962 --> 01:25:34,212 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1492 01:25:34,712 --> 01:25:35,962 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1493 01:25:36,462 --> 01:25:38,380 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1494 01:25:38,462 --> 01:25:39,837 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1495 01:25:40,380 --> 01:25:42,255 - ♪ Monkey King! ♪ - ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1496 01:25:42,337 --> 01:25:44,087 - ♪ Monkey King! ♪ - ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1497 01:25:44,171 --> 01:25:45,421 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1498 01:25:46,005 --> 01:25:47,130 ♪ Monkey King! ♪ 1499 01:25:49,712 --> 01:25:52,837 ♪ So watch me rise up ♪ 1500 01:25:52,921 --> 01:25:55,421 ♪ Open the skies up ♪ 1501 01:25:55,505 --> 01:25:58,962 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1502 01:25:59,046 --> 01:26:03,880 ♪ I'll flood the dry lands Low and highlands ♪ 1503 01:26:03,962 --> 01:26:10,130 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1504 01:26:10,212 --> 01:26:12,796 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1505 01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:15,421 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1506 01:26:15,505 --> 01:26:18,087 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1507 01:26:18,171 --> 01:26:20,962 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1508 01:26:21,046 --> 01:26:22,255 ♪ Dragon King coming ♪ 1509 01:26:22,337 --> 01:26:23,712 ♪ The hurricane flooding ♪ 1510 01:26:23,796 --> 01:26:26,046 ♪ He'll make it rain Watch the whole world love it ♪ 1511 01:26:26,130 --> 01:26:27,439 - ♪ It's Benbo ♪ - ♪ It's Babbo ♪ 1512 01:26:27,462 --> 01:26:28,823 ♪ We're searching for the stick ♪ 1513 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,171 ♪ Monkey King stole it ♪ 1514 01:26:30,255 --> 01:26:31,380 ♪ We need it quick ♪ 1515 01:26:31,462 --> 01:26:34,087 - ♪ And DK knows ♪ - ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪ 1516 01:26:34,171 --> 01:26:35,546 ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪ 1517 01:26:35,630 --> 01:26:38,130 ♪ And bury him in the sand Make him do the rain dance ♪ 1518 01:26:38,212 --> 01:26:41,087 - ♪ His last dance ♪ - ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪ 1519 01:26:41,171 --> 01:26:42,046 ♪ Ha ha! ♪ 1520 01:26:42,130 --> 01:26:44,255 ♪ And everybody knows What we came here for ♪ 1521 01:26:44,337 --> 01:26:47,255 - ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪ - ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪ 1522 01:26:47,337 --> 01:26:50,130 ♪ So watch me rise up Open the skies up ♪ 1523 01:26:50,212 --> 01:26:52,337 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1524 01:26:52,421 --> 01:26:55,421 ♪ I'll flood the dry lands Low and highlands ♪ 1525 01:26:55,505 --> 01:26:57,421 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1526 01:26:58,005 --> 01:26:59,587 ♪ Every inch of the land ♪ 1527 01:26:59,671 --> 01:27:00,921 ♪ Every part of the sky ♪ 1528 01:27:01,005 --> 01:27:03,130 ♪ Will be water when I transform it ♪ 1529 01:27:03,212 --> 01:27:06,087 ♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪ 1530 01:27:06,171 --> 01:27:08,046 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1531 01:27:08,130 --> 01:27:10,546 ♪ He'll take The world by storm, hey, hey ♪ 1532 01:27:10,630 --> 01:27:12,087 ♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1533 01:27:12,171 --> 01:27:14,755 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1534 01:27:14,837 --> 01:27:17,755 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1535 01:27:17,837 --> 01:27:20,005 How did I come up With this plan? 1536 01:27:20,087 --> 01:27:22,755 ♪ I was chillin' with the fish And the pillar sparked a vision ♪ 1537 01:27:22,837 --> 01:27:24,587 - ♪ And bam! ♪ - ♪ I envisioned a plan ♪ 1538 01:27:24,671 --> 01:27:27,796 ♪ Now I've created a machine To turn the world sub-marine ♪ 1539 01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:30,712 - ♪ This demon dragon's gonna be the man ♪ - ♪ Oh yeah! ♪ 1540 01:27:30,796 --> 01:27:31,796 ♪ And DK knows ♪ 1541 01:27:31,837 --> 01:27:34,837 - ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪ - ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪ 1542 01:27:34,921 --> 01:27:37,505 ♪ And bury him in the sand Make him do the rain dance ♪ 1543 01:27:37,587 --> 01:27:40,380 - ♪ His last dance ♪ - ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪ 1544 01:27:40,462 --> 01:27:41,296 ♪ Ha ha! ♪ 1545 01:27:41,380 --> 01:27:43,630 ♪ And everybody knows What we came here for ♪ 1546 01:27:43,712 --> 01:27:46,546 - ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪ - ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪ 1547 01:27:46,630 --> 01:27:49,505 ♪ So watch me rise up Open the skies up ♪ 1548 01:27:49,587 --> 01:27:51,671 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1549 01:27:51,755 --> 01:27:54,796 ♪ I'll flood the dry lands Low and highlands ♪ 1550 01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:56,921 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1551 01:27:57,630 --> 01:28:00,046 ♪ I'm saying see ya laters ♪ 1552 01:28:00,130 --> 01:28:02,380 ♪ To all the haters and the dehydraters ♪ 1553 01:28:02,462 --> 01:28:03,983 ♪ To the land-walking, hair-growing ♪ 1554 01:28:04,046 --> 01:28:06,255 ♪ Name-calling, life-ruining Loneliness-inducing ♪ 1555 01:28:06,337 --> 01:28:08,837 ♪ Embarrassing-me-in-front-of-my-friends And-family doing… ♪ 1556 01:28:08,921 --> 01:28:10,046 ♪ I mean ♪ 1557 01:28:10,130 --> 01:28:12,837 ♪ They're all gonna die ♪ 1558 01:28:12,921 --> 01:28:15,921 ♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪ 1559 01:28:16,005 --> 01:28:18,087 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1560 01:28:18,171 --> 01:28:21,171 ♪ I'll flood the dry lands Low and highlands ♪ 1561 01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:23,255 ♪ And take the world by storm ♪ 1562 01:28:23,337 --> 01:28:26,421 ♪ For years this un-phibian demon's Been rehearsing a scheme ♪ 1563 01:28:26,505 --> 01:28:28,880 ♪ Now stand back 'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪ 1564 01:28:28,962 --> 01:28:31,087 ♪ And nobody will deny my power ♪ 1565 01:28:31,171 --> 01:28:33,712 - ♪ When I take the world by storm ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1566 01:28:33,796 --> 01:28:35,171 ♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1567 01:28:35,255 --> 01:28:37,796 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1568 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:40,462 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1569 01:28:40,546 --> 01:28:43,130 ♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪ 1570 01:28:43,212 --> 01:28:44,462 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 111407