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You would make a great addition
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to Pirate World Park, Chief.
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Your record is impressive.
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- Thank you, Mr. Drake.
- No, Frank.
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Thank you, Frederick.
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- Just Frank.
- Thank you, Frank.
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Terry, we've got
a state-of-the-art fire station,
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ample compensation, competitive benefits
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and your family gets in for free.
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That's quite a booty.
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Good one. We try to leave
the pirate stuff at the gate.
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Sorry, I just thought
because of the eyepatch.
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My brother shot me with a BB gun
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when I was 12 years old.
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Oh, sorry to hear that.
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It's okay. You didn't know.
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Things are pretty calm here.
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We haven't had a real fire since NSYNC
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rolled in a few years ago.
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It's mostly medical calls.
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Ooh.
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Um, Well, Mr. Drake.
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- Frank.
- Frank.
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I've been with the
Tacoma Fire Department
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for so long it's hard
to imagine ever leaving.
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I get it. You drive a very hard...
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Terry, you...
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- Can I...
- You drive a very hard bargain, Terry.
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So what do you say to this?
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Whoa.
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I would say you just
made my decision a lot
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harder.
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Why would you do it again?
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Sorry.
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Can I keep this?
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.MY-SUBS.com
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Okay. 32nd time's a charm.
Let's do this.
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This better work soon.
Three more firehouses
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have posted their "Put Out
the Fire" challenge videos.
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Let's show these Rube Goldberg rubes
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- how to do it.
- Yeah, Granny!
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Start it up.
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I have a good feeling about this.
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- Whoa!
- Okay.
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There it is.
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- Come on.
- Whoo!
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- Here we go.
- Go!
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Okay, there we go. Yeah.
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- Yes!
- Ohh!
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Ohh!
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- Aww!
- Come on!
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Fuckin' shitidy prickedy shit.
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- Hey.
- It has to light
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for the extinguisher to put it out.
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Why can't we get a match to light?
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- Who's lighting matches?
- Nobody.
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It's harder than you'd think.
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Hey, what's with the suit, chief?
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- You driving limos on the side?
- Oh, uh, Christening.
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- What's all this?
- Stations everywhere are doing
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Rube Goldberg videos on Boi-oi-oing.
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Eh, sounds great. Captain,
can I talk to you for a second?
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Yeah.
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Look out. Ahh, ahh.
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It's like a Godzilla accountant.
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Yeah.
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Christening, huh? Good one.
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So how'd it go?
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They made me an offer.
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Chief of the Fire Department
of Pirate World Park.
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Ooh!
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Did you make the booty joke?
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- Eh, didn't go over.
- Arr!
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It's a sweet gig. With
my pension capped here
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and all the money they're offering me...
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Terry, we don't do
this job for the money.
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We can do this job
because our dads made us.
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I've been doing this job for 25 years.
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Yeah, but you can't
leave this. We have fun.
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They have fun there, too.
It's called an amusement park.
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Ooh, good one.
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So what'd they say when
you turned 'em down?
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I didn't turn them down.
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Ahh.
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Okay. You took the job.
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Seriously, what'd they say
when you turned them down?
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I didn't turn 'em down.
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- Are you being serious?
- I'm being serious.
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You traitor. You're leaving?
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- I accepted the job.
- You can't leave.
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- This is what we do.
- Of course,
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you will be replacing me
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as the chief of the station.
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And I wish you good
luck in your new job.
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Here you go.
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Wow. Hmm. That's big.
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I'm gonna miss this place.
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I don't even know how
I'm gonna extract myself.
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I got all this one-of-a-kind
memorabilia,
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invaluable photos, a priceless
baseball card collection.
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Oh, and don't forget about
your methane-soaked chair.
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It's coming with me.
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Which reminds me, I
have something for you.
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- You're giving me a gift?
- Yeah.
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Are you gonna bequeath me something?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, I'm standing.
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You could, if you want.
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Oh, man. The secret door.
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Now, I've been keeping this from you
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because you're just a lowly captain.
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Mm. Now what could possibly
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be in there that I haven't seen?
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- I combed that.
- You'll see.
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Some things you just miss.
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Ooh, I knew it!
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A secret door inside a secret door.
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What do you keep in
there? Chief's Slush Fund?
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Hulu password? A gun?
You have a gun in there?
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The Station 24 Book of Knowledge.
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- Hm.
- Every chief since the station
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began has added his wisdom to it.
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It's full of all the hacks
and shortcuts you'll ever need.
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Like what kind of hacks?
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How to make a pastrami sandwich?
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You'll see.
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- Ah.
- I've got so many years
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of history in this place.
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Am I really ready to leave?
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Are you ready for me to leave?
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Oh, you already left
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Station 24 Book of Knowledge.
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How to sabotage a policeman's horse.
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Tie the beast's legs together.
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Unbelievable. Hose euphemisms.
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"The wet snake."
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Oh, my God, this is fantastic.
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How to get the stain
out of a white shirt.
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Terry McConky has never seen this page.
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This book is a wealth of
irreplaceable material.
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It would be a shame if
something happened to it.
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I did it, Dad.
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Chief Eddie Penisi Junior.
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Wow.
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It's really happening.
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I'm gonna make you proud, Poppy.
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- Ooh, I like your new sign.
- Oh, yeah.
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That's for school visits. Safety first.
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Maybe that's why we can't
light a fire in the station.
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We're just too good at our jobs.
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You know, this whole place
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is like one big fireproof safe.
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That's why I keep my valuables here.
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- You have valuables?
- I've been saving
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every cash tip from my dancing
over the past four years.
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- It's all here, Granny.
- Huh. Where do you keep 'em?
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Somewhere safe and hidden
here in the station.
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But does the IRS know about it?
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Ahh, the IRS doesn't tax gross income
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and they consider exotic
dancing to be gross.
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Loophole.
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I think you need to
stop taking tax advice
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from your club bouncer.
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Wrong and wrong.
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Don't tell my mom, but I actually
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keep my great granny Celeste
Penisi's jewelry here.
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- Ohh.
- It's the only way
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I can keep my sister's
grubby hands off it.
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Granny, you keep any valuables here?
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Oh yeah, my puppets.
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Man, I love them like
they're my children.
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Remember when you almost
murdered that kid Hunter
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- for lighting them on fire?
- Ohh.
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Damn right.
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Nobody messes with my puppets.
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I don't know what I would do
if something happened to them.
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I keep valuables here, too.
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The novel I finally finished,
and I wrote it by hand.
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Should probably scan into a computer.
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- Oh, yeah.
- And my Grandpa Myawani's
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ashes, I keep them here in a jar.
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- Why here?
- He had a terrible fear
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- of fire.
- He was afraid of fire
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- and you had him cremated?
- No, he fell
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into an incinerator.
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Cremation was just one
of the consequences.
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Damn, that's awful.
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I think his soul feels safer here
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knowing he'll never burn again.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- Mousetrap is ready.
- Yeah!
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- Whoo!
- All right. Here we go.
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Engine 24, Rescue 42
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respond to the box.
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Priority one with ladder three.
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Engine 19, squad five...
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- Call my dad?
- Yeah.
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I thought he'd matched the offer.
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He said good luck, and don't get scurvy.
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That sounds like him. So
it's really happening, huh?
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This could be our last call together.
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- Hope it's a good one.
- Me too.
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With my luck, it'll
probably be a false alarm.
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Surprise, surprise. False alarm.
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Some hammerhead thought
it would be a good idea
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to use the sprinkler as a coat hanger.
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It was a clothes call.
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Good one.
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Warrington Avenue command to dispatch,
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we've got a false alarm.
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Accidental sprinkler activation.
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Return all incoming companies.
I told you false alarm.
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I have to save my yoga pants!
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Oh, miss...
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I'll never understand these idiots
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who run into a fire to
save their possessions.
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Yeah. And then we have to run
into fire to save those idiots.
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Who dry cleans their yoga pants?
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Yeah.
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Dispatch to Warrington Avenue,
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command are you available
to respond on a box?
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Command on dispatch
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we're picking up here should
be available momentarily.
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Reported structure fire
at 4791 Baker Street.
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Dispatch, 4791 Baker Street
is our station address.
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What's the address of the fire?
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- Dispatch is so stupid
- That is the address.
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- Confirming.
- Okay, dispatch
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our station's on fire.
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Confirmed. Fire at 4791 Baker Street
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- respond immediately.
- Let's go, let's go!
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Let's go!
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Car one on the scene.
Heavy smoke showing.
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We've got a two-story
commercial structure fire.
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Car one in command. Need
a supply line to Engine 24.
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Come on, come on. Let's go, everybody.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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- What the hell, Chief.
- Ike, shut down
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all the utilities, don't
forget the gas line.
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Everyone else get inside.
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Andy, Lucy push into the break room.
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Ready, let's do this. Hit it.
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We'll never hear the end of this.
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Break room clear.
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Should we save the fart jars?
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No, never save your
personal possessions.
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- Ugh, fine.
- Come on.
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- Ike, what are you doing?
- Saving some
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of my personal possessions.
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- The gas is off, it's okay.
- Leave that.
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It's not even memory foam.
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It's stuffed with 20,000 singles.
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That's over $20,000. I'm taking it.
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Okay, let's go.
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Locker room clear.
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Lucy, you're grabbing
your personal items too?
256
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,961
I'm just removing any
potential accelerants
257
00:10:50,966 --> 00:10:52,674
- from the premises.
- Let's go.
258
00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:55,906
Besides, my mom would kill me
if I left her mom's stuff now.
259
00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:57,346
Are you kidding me?
260
00:10:58,167 --> 00:11:01,223
You're not gonna see anything
like this at Pirate World.
261
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,996
Yeah. That's the point.
262
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,664
The fire is flaring up.
263
00:11:06,778 --> 00:11:08,780
Ike, get another line in here.
264
00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:10,274
Yes, sir.
265
00:11:13,032 --> 00:11:15,420
Granny, please keep
an eye on this for me.
266
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,117
I'll buy you something
nice at Dollar Mart.
267
00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:18,853
Will you do me a favor?
I gotta man the pumps
268
00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:20,435
so when you head back in
there will you get my puppets?
269
00:11:20,439 --> 00:11:22,064
- They're in my locker.
- Let's go, Ike!
270
00:11:22,069 --> 00:11:23,857
- Will do!
- Hey, Granny.
271
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:25,869
- Will you watch this for me?
- Yeah.
272
00:11:25,874 --> 00:11:28,541
Hey, Ike. Please save them.
273
00:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,611
- They're my babies.
- You got it, brother.
274
00:11:30,616 --> 00:11:32,682
Charge this thing up! Let's go!
275
00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:36,670
Bring it over here. We got this.
276
00:11:36,675 --> 00:11:38,693
- Go get the Book of Knowledge.
- You sure?
277
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,008
We can handle this. Ike, go help Andy.
278
00:11:41,013 --> 00:11:42,990
- I'm on it, Chief!
- Lucy, take the line.
279
00:11:45,979 --> 00:11:47,558
Hit it up there.
280
00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:52,182
There you are.
281
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,770
But what about you?
282
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,967
Andy, you in here?
283
00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:03,219
Oh, hello. I forgot about you.
284
00:12:03,283 --> 00:12:05,967
Okay. Here we go, baby.
285
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,373
Ooh, whoa, ohh!
286
00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:14,356
Easy. Ooh!
287
00:12:14,555 --> 00:12:16,470
Ahh! Uh!
288
00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:21,728
Ah, come on, Ikey.
289
00:12:30,845 --> 00:12:34,632
Terry McConky, you are
gonna owe me big time.
290
00:12:38,937 --> 00:12:41,872
Oh, come on, stupid
chair! Now you break?
291
00:12:45,103 --> 00:12:47,503
Okay, Dad, I hope
you're happy about this.
292
00:12:47,925 --> 00:12:50,560
Book, I'll be back for you later.
293
00:12:54,950 --> 00:12:56,081
Damn it.
294
00:12:57,326 --> 00:12:59,532
Hey, what are you doing?
I told you to get the book.
295
00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:00,803
I dropped it. I'll go get it.
296
00:13:00,808 --> 00:13:02,519
- Go get the book.
- Okay. I will.
297
00:13:02,524 --> 00:13:03,967
Come on!
298
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,155
Granny, watch this.
299
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,965
Ah, Cap, I'm stuck on the pump man.
300
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,568
When you go back inside,
will you get my puppets?
301
00:13:13,572 --> 00:13:15,596
- They're in the locker.
- You got it.
302
00:13:16,492 --> 00:13:17,980
Hurry!
303
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,167
Terry, I'm back.
304
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:21,975
Eddie, get on the line.
305
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,750
- What about the book?
- Don't worry about it.
306
00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:26,123
I need you on the hose! Let's go!
307
00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:38,779
Yes, my novel!
308
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,210
Ah! Wah! Come on.
309
00:13:42,215 --> 00:13:43,749
Oh, why did it have...
310
00:13:43,754 --> 00:13:45,532
Andy, we need you out here now!
311
00:13:45,537 --> 00:13:46,859
That's an order!
312
00:13:47,663 --> 00:13:49,136
Andy, where are you?
313
00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:50,412
The urn!
314
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,849
Grandpa!
315
00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:54,391
Hey, I'm here Chief!
316
00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:56,067
Whoa, whoa. You went back for that?
317
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:58,411
It's already burnt!
Come on, get on the line.
318
00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:00,159
I'll be right back.
319
00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:03,406
No!
320
00:14:06,364 --> 00:14:08,021
Yes!
321
00:14:08,026 --> 00:14:10,043
Come on! Right now! Move it!
322
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:18,330
Ike! Come on, Ike!
Let's get you out of here.
323
00:14:20,332 --> 00:14:22,102
No, it's okay. Leave me.
324
00:14:22,107 --> 00:14:23,974
This is how I always wanted to go.
325
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:26,510
No, let's lift. Come
on we'll do it together.
326
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:29,177
Three, two, one.
327
00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:31,908
Ohh!
328
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:35,120
Oh, my God! Ohh!
329
00:14:36,245 --> 00:14:38,479
My lady nuts.
330
00:14:39,688 --> 00:14:41,277
Over there!
331
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,425
Chief, I got Lucy!
332
00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:47,260
Lucy? What happened to Lucy?
333
00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:50,542
Granny, help me out.
334
00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:53,800
You, okay?
335
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,199
The family jewels.
336
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:56,651
Oh, no, It's okay.
They're safe right here.
337
00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:58,970
No! My lady jewels.
338
00:14:58,975 --> 00:15:00,439
- Lady jewels?
- Ha!
339
00:15:00,444 --> 00:15:02,309
Looks like someone popped the lady nut.
340
00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:05,827
Runs in the family.
341
00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:09,016
- Oh, man.
- Hey, anybody find my puppets?
342
00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:11,333
Uhh, no.
343
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,487
When I blew out my
birthday candles this year,
344
00:15:14,492 --> 00:15:16,157
- I wished for this.
- All right,
345
00:15:16,161 --> 00:15:17,195
show's over, Polonsky.
346
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,943
Go break up a high school keg party.
347
00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:22,573
Firefighters burning
down their own station.
348
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,057
It's like a tow truck
getting towed or a hairdresser
349
00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:26,462
giving herself a bad haircut
350
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:30,405
- or a prostitute paying for sex.
- All right.
351
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:31,672
Listen to me you
red-headed son of a bitch.
352
00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:33,274
- Are you pointing at me?
- There was some damage,
353
00:15:33,278 --> 00:15:34,314
but the building was saved.
354
00:15:34,318 --> 00:15:35,601
Do you know how the fire started?
355
00:15:35,605 --> 00:15:37,420
The cause of the fire's
still under investigation.
356
00:15:37,424 --> 00:15:39,491
And that's exactly why I'm here.
357
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:46,116
What the hell? Wolf is
the new fire inspector?
358
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:48,454
That's right, Penisi. Huh?
359
00:15:48,727 --> 00:15:50,727
- Read it and weep.
- I didn't hear about this.
360
00:15:50,729 --> 00:15:52,528
Eh, maybe you were too busy interviewing
361
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:54,264
over at Pirate World.
362
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:56,336
I hear you took that
fire chief position.
363
00:15:56,341 --> 00:15:59,269
What? What is he talking about, Dad?
364
00:15:59,271 --> 00:16:01,337
- I was gonna tell you.
- Chief you're leaving?
365
00:16:01,339 --> 00:16:02,472
For Pirate World?
366
00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:03,742
He's gonna be a pirate?
367
00:16:03,747 --> 00:16:05,806
Arg! This is the greatest thing
368
00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:08,278
I've ever heard, Pirate World.
369
00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:09,457
I'm gonna get some popcorn.
370
00:16:09,462 --> 00:16:10,863
Don't say anything until I get back.
371
00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,247
All right, Wolf. Let's get on with it.
372
00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:14,423
This is my shift and I
accept full responsibility.
373
00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:16,483
Don't get noble with me, Penisi.
374
00:16:16,488 --> 00:16:19,623
I am gonna get on with it, and
this time I'm taking you down.
375
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:23,004
For good.
376
00:16:40,713 --> 00:16:42,310
Do you even know what you're doing?
377
00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:44,647
An inspector can tell
how hot the fire burned
378
00:16:44,649 --> 00:16:45,849
by the grit of the ash.
379
00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:48,204
The hottest fires turn
everything to dust.
380
00:16:49,135 --> 00:16:51,049
Mmm, mm-hmm.
381
00:16:52,457 --> 00:16:54,255
- That's a spicy fire.
- That's great, Wolf.
382
00:16:54,259 --> 00:16:55,975
You could just ask us what happened.
383
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:58,179
But I don't have to. Because
if you know how to listen,
384
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:02,262
the fire will tell you exactly
how and where it started.
385
00:17:04,037 --> 00:17:05,787
Did you hear that?
386
00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:09,574
Penisi.
387
00:17:09,844 --> 00:17:13,056
- Okay.
- Penisi.
388
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,141
Captain Penisi.
389
00:17:16,442 --> 00:17:18,442
There's our new fire inspector.
390
00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:21,041
Oh, boy. What do you think?
391
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:22,733
The Rube Goldberg thing.
392
00:17:22,738 --> 00:17:25,138
Looks like the exhaust hose
uncoupled and triggered it.
393
00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:27,556
The extinguisher did not extinguish.
394
00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:29,367
We are never gonna live this down.
395
00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:36,026
Well, listen, thanks for
saving my life back there.
396
00:17:36,031 --> 00:17:38,433
And for busting
a lady nut while doing it.
397
00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:40,840
You threw up a hell of
a lot of weight in there.
398
00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:42,970
And I'm proud of you.
399
00:17:42,975 --> 00:17:44,956
I'm dealing with my loss.
400
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,910
Granny, I'm sorry I couldn't
get your puppets, man.
401
00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:49,810
- I tried, it was...
- No harm, no foul.
402
00:17:49,815 --> 00:17:52,112
And thank God the locker
room didn't burn down, right?
403
00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:54,712
They're a little smoky,
but they're fine.
404
00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:56,931
Shit, man, I don't know what I would do
405
00:17:56,935 --> 00:17:58,867
if something happened to them.
406
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,083
Man, word's getting out.
407
00:18:01,326 --> 00:18:03,157
Ah, this is embarrassing.
408
00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:04,738
Even my mom's making fun of me.
409
00:18:04,743 --> 00:18:06,823
Maybe the jokes will
all die down soon, right?
410
00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:09,129
And everybody will just
forget about this, you know?
411
00:18:09,134 --> 00:18:11,334
Ken Walthers, signing off from the now
412
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:13,398
decimated Station 24,
413
00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:17,385
ironically burned down
by its own firefighters.
414
00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:19,739
They're gonna be talking
about this one for years.
415
00:18:19,744 --> 00:18:21,744
I wouldn't be surprised if
this story gets a national bump.
416
00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:23,146
Hey, you guys should know
417
00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:24,387
better than to grab your personal stuff.
418
00:18:24,391 --> 00:18:25,856
I see you grabbed your chair.
419
00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:27,659
I didn't grab that, Eddie did.
420
00:18:27,886 --> 00:18:29,752
Oh, yeah. I thought
I'd do something nice.
421
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:32,234
I don't know what came over
me. It's quite out of character.
422
00:18:32,239 --> 00:18:34,355
Hey, can we circle back on
the whole Pirate World thing?
423
00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,426
You were gonna retire and not tell us?
424
00:18:36,431 --> 00:18:37,831
It kinda came up suddenly.
425
00:18:37,836 --> 00:18:39,493
Yeah, well, you still
should have told me.
426
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,409
_
427
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,890
Gampy's here.
428
00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:56,646
Jesus Christ!
429
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,589
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
430
00:19:00,971 --> 00:19:04,141
What did you do to my station?
431
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,360
I've been with this department 50 years
432
00:19:07,365 --> 00:19:11,234
and never has the station
been burnt down
433
00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:13,661
by its own crew!
434
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:15,394
- Sir.
- Stuff it, Terry!
435
00:19:15,399 --> 00:19:17,080
Oh, I should've expected this.
436
00:19:17,085 --> 00:19:20,461
Already one foot in your pirate ship.
437
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:22,152
Anchors away!
438
00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:23,511
Right, skipper?
439
00:19:23,516 --> 00:19:26,583
- Dad.
- Don't "Dad" me.
440
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:28,252
Do you know what kind of an idiot
441
00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:29,917
this makes me look like?
442
00:19:29,922 --> 00:19:31,922
I'm a laughing stock!
443
00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:35,668
Look at what you've done!
444
00:19:36,221 --> 00:19:39,822
Do you have any idea what
it's gonna take to fix this?
445
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:46,842
Whatever was in here... burned.
446
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,459
- Look at this.
- Ah!
447
00:19:48,464 --> 00:19:49,550
Oh.
448
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,021
- All burned.
- Ahh!
449
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:52,821
Oh, my God. Hey, what are you doing?
450
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,759
- Oh!
- Hey, hey, man.
451
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:56,459
- Hey, man.
- Grandpa. Grandpa!
452
00:19:56,464 --> 00:19:58,195
- Oh, Grandpa!
- Let it go, son.
453
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,733
No, no, no!
454
00:19:59,738 --> 00:20:02,109
- It's burned.
- Grandpa.
455
00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:03,538
- Come on, man.
- He was a good guy.
456
00:20:04,881 --> 00:20:06,827
Commissioner, glad you're here.
457
00:20:06,994 --> 00:20:08,982
Luckily, I was able
to salvage this book.
458
00:20:08,987 --> 00:20:10,287
It looks pretty important.
459
00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:14,792
The Station 24 Book of Knowledge.
460
00:20:14,873 --> 00:20:16,655
You were gonna let this burn?
461
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,721
No, no, no. He gave it to me.
462
00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:19,925
It was my responsibility.
463
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,890
You know how valuable this book is?
464
00:20:21,895 --> 00:20:23,494
I made a choice.
465
00:20:23,594 --> 00:20:24,957
I saved our portrait instead.
466
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,029
You saved that over this?
467
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:28,580
Why?
468
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,449
- Good job, Boykins.
- Thank you, Commissioner.
469
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,373
I'm also glad you're here
because I'd like to relay
470
00:20:33,377 --> 00:20:35,911
the initial findings
of my investigation.
471
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:38,850
You see, the fire started
on the second floor,
472
00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:41,835
somewhere in the neighborhood
of the captain's quarters.
473
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,886
Okay. That's ridiculous, Wolf.
474
00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:45,889
- Is it?
- Any asshole can tell you
475
00:20:45,894 --> 00:20:48,158
that the fire started
here in the aft floor.
476
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,228
Commissioner, I can tell
you one thing for sure.
477
00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:54,401
This blaze began on
Captain Penisi shift.
478
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,431
How'd you figure that out?
You read the schedule?
479
00:20:56,435 --> 00:20:58,775
You're just lucky there's
no structural damage.
480
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,837
But you'll be glad to know
I checked the gas lines.
481
00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:02,070
They are intact and functioning.
482
00:21:02,074 --> 00:21:03,607
Commissioner, the fire started here.
483
00:21:03,612 --> 00:21:05,012
It was not the captain's fault,
484
00:21:05,017 --> 00:21:06,567
and Boykins doesn't know
what he's talking about.
485
00:21:06,571 --> 00:21:08,392
Spoken like a true pirate.
486
00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:11,047
But you're wrong,
matey, and I'll prove it!
487
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:17,914
If I've learned just
one thing in my short
488
00:21:17,919 --> 00:21:20,252
but eventful tenures as inspector,
489
00:21:20,257 --> 00:21:22,677
it's that fire, she don't lie.
490
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:25,392
Don't do that "Backdraft"
garbage here, Boykins.
491
00:21:25,397 --> 00:21:26,928
- Wolf.
- All you gotta do
492
00:21:26,932 --> 00:21:28,465
is let her light the way.
493
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:29,535
- Whoa.
- Watch out.
494
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,006
That chair is full of methane.
495
00:21:31,011 --> 00:21:32,624
Bullshit, Penisi.
496
00:21:32,629 --> 00:21:34,627
You have to fart in that
chair 50 times a day,
497
00:21:34,632 --> 00:21:38,568
every day for 20 years straight
to get enough methane...
498
00:21:41,362 --> 00:21:43,605
My puppets! No!
499
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,881
Wolf, when you checked that
gas line, did you shut it off?
500
00:21:46,885 --> 00:21:47,945
I... I don't know.
501
00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,428
Oh, shit.
502
00:21:49,987 --> 00:21:51,751
Everybody, out! Let's go!
503
00:22:04,203 --> 00:22:06,135
Wolf, what the hell did you do?
504
00:22:06,231 --> 00:22:07,830
If you didn't light your station on fire
505
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,032
none of this would have happened.
506
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,436
What are we gonna do?
507
00:22:10,441 --> 00:22:11,541
It's gone.
508
00:22:11,546 --> 00:22:13,279
There is no we anymore.
509
00:22:13,545 --> 00:22:16,213
We're all gonna go to
different stations, it's over.
510
00:22:16,348 --> 00:22:17,872
Oh, no, no, maybe not.
511
00:22:17,877 --> 00:22:19,380
We could rebuild it, Andy.
512
00:22:19,385 --> 00:22:21,183
Yeah, we can rebuild
it. We can all chip in.
513
00:22:21,188 --> 00:22:22,855
Guys, I can chip in for sure.
514
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,951
A mattress full of money.
515
00:22:24,956 --> 00:22:27,421
Oh, baby! Ha ha!
516
00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:29,694
I got... holy shit.
517
00:22:29,699 --> 00:22:31,032
No, no!
518
00:22:31,037 --> 00:22:33,117
No, guys, I grabbed the wrong mattress!
519
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,313
No!
520
00:22:38,634 --> 00:22:41,151
At least you don't
have to pay taxes on it.
521
00:22:41,789 --> 00:22:44,324
Shut up, Andy. Shut up.
522
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:48,602
Y'all saved y'all stuff.
523
00:22:48,914 --> 00:22:51,114
My puppets are gone, and
they'll never come back.
524
00:22:51,116 --> 00:22:52,606
And neither will I.
525
00:22:52,929 --> 00:22:55,263
Fuck all y'all, man.
526
00:22:57,557 --> 00:22:59,056
Here you go, Terry.
527
00:22:59,153 --> 00:23:01,462
- _
- A little memento for your new job.
528
00:23:01,723 --> 00:23:04,127
- Commissioner...
- You're a lame duck.
529
00:23:04,529 --> 00:23:07,264
But somebody's gonna
take the fall for this.
530
00:23:09,211 --> 00:23:12,078
Captain, you're fired.
531
00:23:12,508 --> 00:23:14,601
- Ah... no, no Dad.
- Save it!
532
00:23:14,606 --> 00:23:15,664
I really think you're doing...
533
00:23:15,668 --> 00:23:17,759
One word out of you, Boykins,
534
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,882
I fire your ass, too.
535
00:23:23,330 --> 00:23:25,031
Huh!
536
00:23:51,593 --> 00:23:55,142
Goodbye, Station 24.
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