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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,599 DOCTOR: You've had a minor heart attack. 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:05,180 But I'm healthy enough to still direct a play, right? 3 00:00:05,185 --> 00:00:07,485 You need to reduce stress. 4 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:09,779 Because if there's a next time, it might not be so small. 5 00:00:09,784 --> 00:00:11,189 My review was going to be a pan. 6 00:00:11,194 --> 00:00:13,866 Death Rattle is a, is a classic, haunting, murder mystery. 7 00:00:13,871 --> 00:00:15,159 It's not supposed to be fun. 8 00:00:15,164 --> 00:00:18,204 This one... just didn't sing. 9 00:00:18,209 --> 00:00:19,956 My folks adopted me 10 00:00:19,961 --> 00:00:21,766 when they thought they couldn't have kids. 11 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:22,917 But then, they had Ben. 12 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:25,311 A guy who, by the way, was always fucking up. 13 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:27,977 Dickie said that Ben always got the credit. 14 00:00:27,982 --> 00:00:30,187 What, CoBro was Dickie's creation? 15 00:00:30,192 --> 00:00:31,192 That's motive. 16 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,635 I need to show you something. 17 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,721 I took this from Loretta's apartment. 18 00:00:35,726 --> 00:00:38,357 MABEL [ON PODCAST]: On a fateful night, four weeks ago, 19 00:00:38,362 --> 00:00:42,240 Hollywood Superstar Ben Glenroy died. Twice. 20 00:00:42,692 --> 00:00:44,021 I'm Mabel Mora. 21 00:00:44,026 --> 00:00:46,524 Join me, flying solo this time, 22 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:48,100 in the search for answers 23 00:00:48,105 --> 00:00:51,821 on a new season of Only Murders in the Building. 24 00:00:51,826 --> 00:00:54,328 #BloodyMabel. 25 00:00:58,207 --> 00:01:01,205 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING] 26 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:03,040 [QUIET BREEZE BLOWING] 27 00:01:03,045 --> 00:01:05,626 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 28 00:01:05,631 --> 00:01:08,050 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:10,177 [SLURPS] 30 00:01:15,641 --> 00:01:16,642 [SNIFFLES] 31 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,938 LORETTA: Theater is all about choices. 32 00:01:25,943 --> 00:01:28,446 What you share. What you hide. 33 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,803 The same story, even the same lines, 34 00:01:32,808 --> 00:01:35,056 can be delivered a million ways. 35 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:37,772 Those choices change everything. 36 00:01:39,465 --> 00:01:42,797 When I saw my first play, I fell in love. 37 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,933 [APPLAUSE] 38 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,668 LORETTA: My choice for my life was made. 39 00:01:47,673 --> 00:01:49,754 Who ist that goes with me? 40 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:52,173 I was the lead in every school play. 41 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:55,217 I was "the best young actress in the Midwest", 42 00:01:55,222 --> 00:01:57,636 according to an article in the Clayton Chronicle, 43 00:01:57,641 --> 00:01:59,160 where my dad was the editor. 44 00:01:59,769 --> 00:02:03,917 But, a visiting director from New York agreed. 45 00:02:03,922 --> 00:02:06,520 ♪ ♪ 46 00:02:06,525 --> 00:02:09,148 [DOOR OPENS, SHUTS] 47 00:02:09,153 --> 00:02:12,960 After graduation, I'd go to Broadway. 48 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:15,654 It was all so clear. 49 00:02:15,659 --> 00:02:18,032 Until it wasn't. 50 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:20,539 [SOBBING] 51 00:02:23,918 --> 00:02:27,041 Acting is all about choices 52 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,543 [SIGHS] and I had to make one. 53 00:02:29,548 --> 00:02:31,504 [BUS IDLING] 54 00:02:31,509 --> 00:02:34,340 LORETTA: There was a couple in town 55 00:02:34,345 --> 00:02:36,342 who couldn't conceive, 56 00:02:36,347 --> 00:02:39,303 - and I thought it was best for everyone. - [BUS DOOR CLOSES] 57 00:02:39,308 --> 00:02:43,182 [AIR BRAKE RELEASES, BUS RUMBLING] 58 00:02:43,187 --> 00:02:46,310 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:46,315 --> 00:02:50,147 LORETTA: There was no instant success when I got to New York. 60 00:02:50,152 --> 00:02:53,776 No delayed success either. 61 00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:58,327 I began to wonder if I was being punished for my choice. 62 00:02:59,453 --> 00:03:01,784 The family sent me an update. 63 00:03:01,789 --> 00:03:04,078 They finally got pregnant. 64 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,287 A miracle. 65 00:03:05,292 --> 00:03:06,747 And just like that, 66 00:03:06,752 --> 00:03:08,624 you had a baby brother. 67 00:03:08,629 --> 00:03:10,047 You wouldn't be alone. 68 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:13,145 I followed you from afar. 69 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:17,007 I made a book about you, which I cherish, 70 00:03:17,012 --> 00:03:18,651 but it also made me sad 71 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,845 because I thought I'd never see you again. 72 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:22,054 [HUMMING] 73 00:03:22,059 --> 00:03:24,657 But then, [SIGHS] there it was. 74 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,392 A sign. 75 00:03:26,397 --> 00:03:29,420 A chance to finally meet you. 76 00:03:29,425 --> 00:03:31,314 CASTING DIRECTOR: Ready, Durkin, you still there? 77 00:03:31,318 --> 00:03:32,773 - LORETTA: Yes! - [SCRIPT RUSTLING] 78 00:03:32,778 --> 00:03:34,984 Yes! Hi! 79 00:03:34,989 --> 00:03:37,445 Oh, hi. I-I'm so sorry, I thought... 80 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:40,406 My agent assured me that I was on the list. 81 00:03:40,411 --> 00:03:42,411 - [APPLAUSE] - LORETTA: There you were. 82 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:44,869 This is my manager, Dickie. 83 00:03:44,874 --> 00:03:47,037 He's not just my manager, he's also my brother. 84 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:49,607 LORETTA: My baby boy. 85 00:03:49,612 --> 00:03:51,614 [SINGING] ♪ So, darling ♪ 86 00:03:52,381 --> 00:03:53,841 ♪ My darling ♪ 87 00:03:54,884 --> 00:03:57,106 These last few months, 88 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:59,008 getting to know you, 89 00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:00,815 they have been a dream. 90 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,210 But I've been lying to you. 91 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:09,190 ♪ ♪ 92 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,987 So why am I telling you this today? 93 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:20,446 Because it's time. 94 00:04:20,451 --> 00:04:23,254 And it's our sitzprobe rehearsal. 95 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:35,716 [GASPS] 96 00:04:36,592 --> 00:04:38,964 Sitzprobe. 97 00:04:38,969 --> 00:04:42,218 When the actors first perform with an orchestra, 98 00:04:42,223 --> 00:04:44,470 and you learn if all your choices 99 00:04:44,475 --> 00:04:46,847 have produced something... 100 00:04:46,852 --> 00:04:49,934 harmonious or horrific. 101 00:04:49,939 --> 00:04:51,852 [MUSICIANS CHATTERING] 102 00:04:51,857 --> 00:04:54,860 [WARMING UP INSTRUMENTS] 103 00:05:01,158 --> 00:05:02,576 LORETTA: And... 104 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:06,742 if there's still time to make it all right. 105 00:05:06,747 --> 00:05:09,745 [LIVELY THEME SONG PLAYING] 106 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,753 [VOCALIZING] 107 00:05:12,758 --> 00:05:20,258 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 108 00:05:55,504 --> 00:05:59,378 [INSTRUMENTS WARMING UP] 109 00:05:59,383 --> 00:06:02,052 [MUSICIANS CHATTERING] 110 00:06:09,184 --> 00:06:11,574 Hey! Big day! How you feeling? 111 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:15,199 - Oh, I can't believe we're here. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 112 00:06:15,983 --> 00:06:17,688 Listen, I was, um... 113 00:06:17,693 --> 00:06:19,481 [BOTH LAUGH] 114 00:06:19,486 --> 00:06:21,442 wondering if maybe we could... 115 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:22,693 [WHISPERS] could talk later. 116 00:06:22,698 --> 00:06:24,361 You know... 117 00:06:24,366 --> 00:06:26,697 Or I could just hand you something that I wrote 118 00:06:26,702 --> 00:06:27,948 and run away. [CHUCKLES] 119 00:06:27,953 --> 00:06:29,850 OLIVER: Alright, everyone! Gather 'round. 120 00:06:29,855 --> 00:06:32,678 - [LORETTA SIGHS] - [LAUGHS] Ah, yes. Okay. 121 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:33,771 So, supper later? 122 00:06:33,776 --> 00:06:34,813 - I'd love to. - Okay. 123 00:06:34,818 --> 00:06:35,858 - Hey, break a leg. - Thanks. 124 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,776 Loretta! Would you care to join us? 125 00:06:37,781 --> 00:06:40,381 - Of course! [EXCITED GIGGLING] - Thank you. Thank you. Okay. 126 00:06:41,825 --> 00:06:42,921 Alright. 127 00:06:42,926 --> 00:06:44,840 [EXCITED MURMURING] 128 00:06:44,845 --> 00:06:47,509 People, it's here. 129 00:06:47,514 --> 00:06:48,677 Sitzprobe! 130 00:06:48,682 --> 00:06:51,555 [CHEERING, CLAPPING] 131 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,474 OLIVER: I-It's gonna be stop and start. 132 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:54,742 There's gonna be fuck-ups. 133 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,602 - [HOWARD GIGGLES] - It's gonna be messy, 134 00:06:56,607 --> 00:06:58,912 - but we're just gonna fight through, okay? - [DOOR OPENS] 135 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:01,190 And I need everyone to be dialed in. 136 00:07:01,195 --> 00:07:02,374 No distractions. 137 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:04,907 [ACTORS CHATTERING] 138 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:09,390 Uh, actually, let's take two. 139 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,492 Uh, Howard, could you mind the shop? 140 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:13,151 - Thanks. - Two minutes, people! 141 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:14,828 Don't make me use the whistle! 142 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:16,246 ♪ ♪ 143 00:07:16,251 --> 00:07:18,540 - No distractions. - [DOOR OPENS] 144 00:07:18,545 --> 00:07:21,043 Ooh, do I smell Schmackary's cookies? 145 00:07:21,048 --> 00:07:22,049 [DOOR SHUTS] 146 00:07:22,591 --> 00:07:24,897 You released a podcast without us? 147 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,049 Thought you didn't care about this investigation. 148 00:07:27,054 --> 00:07:29,093 I don't, but I reserve the right to be hurt 149 00:07:29,098 --> 00:07:30,344 when I'm excluded from things. 150 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:32,846 Mabel, where have you been? 151 00:07:32,851 --> 00:07:35,307 Are you aware someone is living in your aunt's apartment? 152 00:07:35,312 --> 00:07:37,976 I've been crashing with Theo for now. 153 00:07:37,981 --> 00:07:39,066 BOTH: Ooh... 154 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:41,768 Trouble in Candyland with Toblerone? 155 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,508 That's my affectionate nickname for Tobert, 156 00:07:44,513 --> 00:07:46,318 who I like by the way, and who I approve of. 157 00:07:46,323 --> 00:07:48,404 Tobert and I are fine, thanks. 158 00:07:48,409 --> 00:07:51,073 He's at a commercial shoot, and he lent me some gear. 159 00:07:51,078 --> 00:07:52,821 [IN WACKY VOICE] Whoa! GoPro! 160 00:07:53,755 --> 00:07:55,244 [NORMAL VOICE] Do you have a suspect? 161 00:07:55,249 --> 00:07:57,955 Oh, I have a lot to figure out, 162 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,315 but my gut keeps telling me it's Dickie. 163 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,898 I told you to stay away f... 164 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:06,350 Actually, I don't mind Dickie. 165 00:08:07,094 --> 00:08:08,370 Not in the cast. 166 00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:11,176 Yes, let's go with Dickie. Dickie did it. 167 00:08:11,181 --> 00:08:13,387 Wow, I can see your priorities haven't changed. 168 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:15,073 CHARLES: Hey, you know what else hasn't changed? 169 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:16,573 What a terrific team we make. 170 00:08:16,578 --> 00:08:20,436 We're back! The trio is back! "Trio" on three! 171 00:08:20,441 --> 00:08:22,187 One... 172 00:08:22,192 --> 00:08:24,189 Any, any time now. 173 00:08:24,194 --> 00:08:26,284 I'm guessing you're gonna put your hand in any minute now. 174 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,901 And two! 175 00:08:27,906 --> 00:08:29,877 You're cutting it awfully close, you two. Come on. 176 00:08:29,882 --> 00:08:31,531 - [SPEAKER FEEDBACK] - HOWARD [ON PA]: Mr. Putnam to the stage. 177 00:08:31,535 --> 00:08:34,324 Unless you want me to direct? Because I will do that. 178 00:08:34,329 --> 00:08:36,382 Okay, he's out of control. 179 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:40,456 [ENERGETIC BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING] 180 00:08:40,461 --> 00:08:42,541 [MUSIC SWELLS] 181 00:08:42,546 --> 00:08:47,463 CAST [SINGING]: ♪ When you're a creature of the night ♪ 182 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:50,232 ♪ In the bleak midnight rain, could you go ♪ 183 00:08:50,237 --> 00:08:51,508 ♪ So insane! ♪ 184 00:08:51,513 --> 00:08:54,928 ♪ A creature of the night ♪ 185 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:58,682 ♪ In the bone-chilling cold as the madness takes hold ♪ 186 00:08:58,687 --> 00:09:00,509 - _ - ♪ See the blood drip, drip, drip ♪ 187 00:09:00,514 --> 00:09:02,328 - ♪ While your grip starts to slip ♪ - [PHONE NOTIFICATIONS ALERT] 188 00:09:02,332 --> 00:09:04,246 ♪ Do your demons reside ♪ 189 00:09:04,251 --> 00:09:07,399 ♪ In the side that you hide from the light? ♪ 190 00:09:07,404 --> 00:09:10,194 ♪ Are you a creature... ♪ 191 00:09:10,199 --> 00:09:12,504 - _ - ♪ Of the night? ♪ 192 00:09:12,509 --> 00:09:15,073 Focus, everyone! Please focus! 193 00:09:15,078 --> 00:09:16,451 - I need your focus! - ♪ Of the night ♪ 194 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,702 CAST [SINGING]: ♪ Is it you? Is it true? ♪ 195 00:09:18,707 --> 00:09:20,637 ♪ At the edge of the world ♪ 196 00:09:20,642 --> 00:09:22,540 ♪ A body lies cold ♪ 197 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:25,751 ♪ A creature of the night! ♪ 198 00:09:25,756 --> 00:09:27,503 [ORCHESTRA STOPS PLAYING] 199 00:09:27,508 --> 00:09:28,704 And cue the nanny. 200 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:30,506 [TUBA STING PLAYS] 201 00:09:30,511 --> 00:09:32,145 Who goes there? 202 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:34,760 NYPD, motherfuckers! 203 00:09:34,765 --> 00:09:37,054 - [ALL GASP] - [POLICE SIRENS, TIRES SQUEAL OUTSIDE] 204 00:09:37,059 --> 00:09:39,181 DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: The stalker, he didn't do it. 205 00:09:39,186 --> 00:09:41,433 He's creepy as fuck, but he is not the killer. 206 00:09:41,438 --> 00:09:44,520 - The killer is someone in this room. - [ACTORS GASP] 207 00:09:44,525 --> 00:09:46,438 Goddammit! I always wanted to say that shit. 208 00:09:46,443 --> 00:09:48,498 How did it sound, boys? Did it sound strong to you? 209 00:09:48,503 --> 00:09:49,650 - Yeah, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 210 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:50,655 I... 211 00:09:51,715 --> 00:09:55,244 Is that my Roxie? 212 00:09:56,161 --> 00:10:00,202 Girl! I saw Chicago. Let me tell you something. 213 00:10:00,207 --> 00:10:02,788 Your work on that stage is a goddamn delight. 214 00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:03,831 Oh, my God, stop. 215 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,083 - WILLIAMS: No, you stop! - No, you stop! 216 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,285 I would really hate to lock yo ass up! 217 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:09,962 Everybody, let's go! 218 00:10:09,967 --> 00:10:11,839 Come on! We moving it downtown! 219 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,023 [CONFUSED CHATTER] 220 00:10:13,028 --> 00:10:15,108 Look, not to pour cold water 221 00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:18,245 on this perfectly executed surprise reunion, 222 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,555 but... 223 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:22,057 why does it have to be someone from here? 224 00:10:22,062 --> 00:10:23,689 Couldn't it be someone from the Arconia? 225 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:26,311 Or a, a damn freak accident? 226 00:10:26,316 --> 00:10:28,822 Ben Glenroy was poisoned before opening night, 227 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:30,816 which they conveniently covered up, 228 00:10:30,821 --> 00:10:33,318 so that means it's someone in here. 229 00:10:33,323 --> 00:10:35,153 A freak accident p-poisoning? 230 00:10:35,158 --> 00:10:36,660 - Oliver... - [SNORTS] 231 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,576 Okay. Two minutes. 232 00:10:40,581 --> 00:10:43,083 Off stage. Please? 233 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:47,921 Alright. 234 00:10:49,363 --> 00:10:51,170 - But, two minutes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I... Two... 235 00:10:51,174 --> 00:10:53,672 - That's, that's all we need. - WILLIAMS: Come on, guys. 236 00:10:53,677 --> 00:10:54,798 Oliver. 237 00:10:54,803 --> 00:10:55,846 [OLIVER GRUNTS] 238 00:10:56,346 --> 00:10:57,926 Tell me I'm hallucinating, 239 00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:00,012 and that woman isn't really here. 240 00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:02,431 Oh, don't worry. Uh, Detective Williams is an old friend. 241 00:11:02,436 --> 00:11:03,504 No. 242 00:11:04,421 --> 00:11:05,517 Her. 243 00:11:05,522 --> 00:11:08,770 ♪ ♪ 244 00:11:08,775 --> 00:11:11,232 Y-Yes, uh, Maxine, I invited. 245 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,275 I know it's not normally done, but... 246 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,651 A critic at sitzprobe? 247 00:11:14,656 --> 00:11:17,070 It's never done! For good reason. 248 00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:18,739 And Maxine? 249 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,616 I have nightmares about that woman. 250 00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:24,411 Look, Maxine did not love the first version of the show. 251 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:27,539 So, I thought, why not get her excited about the musical version? 252 00:11:27,544 --> 00:11:29,917 Let's build buzz, people. 253 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:32,044 So, we've got cops and a critic here? 254 00:11:32,049 --> 00:11:33,086 [EXASPERATED SIGH] 255 00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:35,327 Everybody loves a packed house. 256 00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:37,883 Don't fuck this up, Oliver. 257 00:11:37,888 --> 00:11:40,318 We are literally lighting cash on fire 258 00:11:40,323 --> 00:11:41,929 every minute we're in this theater. 259 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,088 And loosen up. 260 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,854 You look as wooden as that fucking lighthouse we built. 261 00:11:47,814 --> 00:11:50,150 ♪ ♪ 262 00:11:53,987 --> 00:11:55,567 WILLIAMS: Oh, my gosh, I love Chicago. 263 00:11:55,572 --> 00:11:57,486 Now, have you seen the movie version? 264 00:11:57,491 --> 00:11:58,988 - MABEL: Oh. - WILLIAMS: With Queen Latifah? 265 00:11:58,992 --> 00:12:00,781 - You know... - Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 266 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:04,164 Fun thought. Interrogations happen here! 267 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,912 Question a suspect, take in a tune. 268 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:09,056 I mean, why does murder always have to be 269 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,557 such a dreary business anyway? 270 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:11,959 Yeah, and you know actors. 271 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,795 I mean, you've gotta make 'em comfortable 272 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,146 if you wanna get 'em to talk. 273 00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:18,131 Yeah, they're a weird-ass bunch. 274 00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:19,508 A-And I could help. 275 00:12:19,513 --> 00:12:21,677 Like, play bad cop, or, 276 00:12:21,682 --> 00:12:23,053 you know, get you a latte. 277 00:12:23,058 --> 00:12:25,255 Nah, you've done more than enough, Mora. 278 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:26,431 Because of your podcast, 279 00:12:26,436 --> 00:12:29,434 I got kicked off a cushy-ass gig at Community Services. 280 00:12:29,439 --> 00:12:32,771 Do you know that I was in charge of a playground? 281 00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:35,023 I knew it. This is Mabel's fault, 282 00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:37,734 swinging solo in our podcast playground. 283 00:12:37,739 --> 00:12:40,028 Let's stay away from blaming words like "fault". 284 00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:41,755 Neutral language, please. 285 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,615 Oh... 286 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,659 Y'all are fighting. 287 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,619 Actually, you know what? Don't tell me. 288 00:12:47,624 --> 00:12:49,121 I don't even care. 289 00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:52,129 I'm gonna go find a room to do some interrogations. 290 00:12:53,463 --> 00:12:56,978 Oliver, I know you and I haven't been seeing eye-to-eye, 291 00:12:56,983 --> 00:12:59,397 but we've got to get in on those interviews. 292 00:12:59,402 --> 00:13:02,884 Look, my show is hanging on by a thread here. 293 00:13:02,889 --> 00:13:05,554 Finding this killer is the only way 294 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,681 that you'll actually have an opening night. 295 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,100 She's right. We're back. Whoa-ho-ho! 296 00:13:10,105 --> 00:13:11,643 Hands in! Let's go! 297 00:13:11,648 --> 00:13:13,848 I made a huge break in the case. You gotta come with me. 298 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,023 Mm, just Mabel. 299 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,900 The ace investigator with a closet full of cashmere. 300 00:13:18,905 --> 00:13:21,194 I wanna be her in a next life. 301 00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:22,200 [WHISPERS] Follow me. 302 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,337 It's okay. Go. I'll spy on Williams. 303 00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:28,535 - Seriously? - Yes, yes. 304 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,079 I-If-If cracking this case 305 00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:33,095 means I save my show, I'm in. 306 00:13:34,212 --> 00:13:36,043 It's just, it's been a minute. 307 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,545 Mabel, trust us. We've got this. 308 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,547 Mabel! Come on. 309 00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:42,382 ♪ ♪ 310 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:43,638 [MABEL SIGHS] 311 00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:46,266 - Williams! - Yeah, okay. 312 00:13:48,018 --> 00:13:49,890 So when the cops came, I rushed in here 313 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,893 to shred my Papa Smurf-Skeletor slash-fic. 314 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,811 In the wrong hands, it could be misunderstood. 315 00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:56,218 Then, this happened. 316 00:13:57,527 --> 00:13:58,687 [SHREDDER WHIRRING, GRINDING] 317 00:13:58,945 --> 00:14:00,926 The spooky sound from opening night, 318 00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:02,236 when I was looking for the broom, 319 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,240 and the door was locked. 320 00:14:03,245 --> 00:14:05,155 Someone was in here shredding something. 321 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,617 Yes! So we're left with two questions. 322 00:14:08,622 --> 00:14:10,035 What was happening in here 323 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,870 right before Ben Glenroy was poisoned, 324 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,914 and can I be on your podcast? 325 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:16,291 [SIGHS] I don't know. I mean, 326 00:14:16,296 --> 00:14:18,977 it could be linked to Ben's death, or it could not be. 327 00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:20,754 Either way, the evidence is destroyed. 328 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,177 We can reassemble it. 329 00:14:22,886 --> 00:14:23,887 I can. 330 00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:28,595 I am a master at word searches and jumbles. 331 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,097 I was an unpopular child. 332 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,306 [FAKE SHOCK] No. 333 00:14:31,311 --> 00:14:32,641 I can take any word 334 00:14:32,646 --> 00:14:35,268 and list every word you can make out of its letters. 335 00:14:35,273 --> 00:14:36,603 Take "puzzle", for example. 336 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:39,444 From "puzzle", you can make "up" and... 337 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,276 Actually, "up" might be the only word in puzzle. 338 00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:45,154 That was a bad example. Give me another word, Mabel. 339 00:14:45,158 --> 00:14:46,613 Uh! Uh, "treasure". 340 00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,532 "Erasure", "austere", "rats". 341 00:14:48,537 --> 00:14:50,575 Mabel, we don't have time to list them all! 342 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,911 We need to reassemble these! There might be a clue. 343 00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:54,121 Okay, I can help. 344 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,373 Great. Go get me some scotch tape. 345 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:56,665 No, I can actually help. 346 00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,251 I mean, puzzles are kind of my thing, too. 347 00:14:58,255 --> 00:15:01,128 There's a killer on the loose! This is what I do! 348 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,847 Go get me scotch tape, then get the hell out of my way. 349 00:15:03,852 --> 00:15:05,382 [PAPER RUSTLING] 350 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:06,429 O-Oh... 351 00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:13,223 See? Perfect for sitting and probing during sitzprobe? 352 00:15:13,228 --> 00:15:14,958 You got your low lighting, 353 00:15:14,963 --> 00:15:16,977 you got an ergonomic chair, 354 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,703 uh, back issues of The New Yorker. 355 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,489 A fantastic "Talk of the Town" piece 356 00:15:20,494 --> 00:15:22,859 about a pigeon who lives in a clock at the Guggenheim. [LAUGHS] 357 00:15:22,863 --> 00:15:25,110 Yeah, I don't give a damn about your old-man magazines, 358 00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:27,479 but I do love a good chair. Lumbar support? 359 00:15:27,484 --> 00:15:28,572 For days! 360 00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,699 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 361 00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:31,997 Okay. 362 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,245 - Young man, come and have a seat. - CHARLES: Ah, yeah. 363 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,496 Thank you. 364 00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,581 Charles, I'm not talking till you get up and go. 365 00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:42,941 Okay. Sure. Yeah. Have fun. 366 00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:46,261 Okay, so... 367 00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:51,227 Please leave. Sorry about that. 368 00:15:51,232 --> 00:15:53,597 Uh, so opening night, 369 00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:55,891 you arrived at the theater at what time? 370 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,560 Um, let's see, I-I got here before Kimber... 371 00:15:58,565 --> 00:15:59,644 Excuse me, excuse me. 372 00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:01,022 I'm just looking for my weighted blanket. 373 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,606 Just continue the questioning 374 00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:04,888 like I'm not even here. Blanket... 375 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,027 WILLIAMS: You got here at what time? 376 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,887 TY: Um, I think around 5:00. 377 00:16:08,892 --> 00:16:11,105 WILLIAMS: Okay, 5:00 p.m.? And did you get in contact 378 00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:12,942 - with your stage manager at all? - [CHARLES GRUNTING, MUTTERING] 379 00:16:12,946 --> 00:16:15,677 CHARLES: Jeez! These things weigh, like, 60 pounds. 380 00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:18,038 It's like the weight of a small man! 381 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,740 [GRUNTS] Or a big cozy dog. 382 00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:23,627 Charles. Knock it off. Get outta here. 383 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:27,130 Well, the trouble is I'm weighted down now. 384 00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:28,757 I can't hardly move. 385 00:16:28,762 --> 00:16:30,592 I'll tell you what, I just won't listen. 386 00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:31,801 Huh! Look at this. 387 00:16:31,806 --> 00:16:32,928 [SOFT LAUGH] 388 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:34,935 Yeah, here we go. 389 00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:37,479 [OPENS PHONE] 390 00:16:37,979 --> 00:16:39,518 - [CHARLES SINGS TO HIMSELF] - WILLIAMS: Whatever. 391 00:16:39,522 --> 00:16:41,103 - So you got here at what time? You said 5? - Yes. 392 00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:42,979 And did you notify the stage manager? 393 00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:44,982 - [CHARLES CONTINUES SINGING] - TY: I did not. I forgot to notify her... 394 00:16:44,986 --> 00:16:46,566 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. 395 00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,002 CHARLES: ♪ ... Pickwick Triplets did it ♪ 396 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,507 - WILLIAMS: Hey. - [SHOUTS] What?! 397 00:16:50,325 --> 00:16:51,796 I know what you're doing! 398 00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:53,865 I'm just practicing my patter song. 399 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,459 A-And not to brag, but I can do four lines in a row now 400 00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:58,495 without going into a panic attack. [LAUGHS] 401 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,790 Yeah, that's not really a brag. Get out! 402 00:17:01,795 --> 00:17:04,626 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 403 00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:07,634 ♪ ♪ 404 00:17:08,885 --> 00:17:10,929 - [OLIVER SIGHS] - [TEXT NOTIFICATION CHIMES] 405 00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:14,140 [SIGHS] 406 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,825 _ 407 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:21,231 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 408 00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:23,892 Come in. 409 00:17:26,194 --> 00:17:27,649 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 410 00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:29,072 Hello. 411 00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:33,135 You took something from my apartment. 412 00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:36,329 Didn't you? 413 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:38,790 Yes, I did. 414 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,668 And I shouldn't have. 415 00:17:42,877 --> 00:17:44,754 OLIVER [SIGHING]: Here. 416 00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:49,401 You don't owe me any explanation. 417 00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:52,257 I mean, 418 00:17:52,262 --> 00:17:54,718 sure, th-the book is a little odd, 419 00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,720 but, uh, 420 00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:58,430 th-th-the point is, 421 00:17:58,435 --> 00:18:01,146 y-y-you don't need to tell me. 422 00:18:02,272 --> 00:18:03,690 Thank you. 423 00:18:05,775 --> 00:18:07,105 [SHARP INHALE] 424 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,523 See, this is where you jump in 425 00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:10,984 a-and tell the story behind the book, 426 00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:14,112 so we can move on and never speak of it again. 427 00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:15,410 You don't trust me. 428 00:18:16,036 --> 00:18:18,408 Of course, I trust you. 429 00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:19,951 I-I was confused. 430 00:18:19,956 --> 00:18:22,959 But it's not like I think you're the killer. 431 00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:24,956 [WEAK LAUGH] 432 00:18:24,961 --> 00:18:26,624 In fact, Mabel thinks it's Dickie, 433 00:18:26,629 --> 00:18:28,918 and Mabel's never wrong. 434 00:18:28,923 --> 00:18:30,678 Except when she suggested 435 00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:33,048 that I remove the singing crab people from the show. 436 00:18:33,053 --> 00:18:36,259 - I mean, that's just lunacy. - Dickie? Why Dickie? 437 00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:37,315 I mean... 438 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:39,776 Ben's creepy brother? 439 00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,107 I can see it. 440 00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:44,584 KT [ON PA]: Loretta to the stage for The Nanny's Lullaby. 441 00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:46,102 Loretta to the stage. 442 00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:47,609 [SIGHS] So... 443 00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:52,108 [LORETTA SIGHS DEEPLY] 444 00:18:52,113 --> 00:18:54,611 - [CONFUSED LAUGH] Uh... - Yeah, yeah. 445 00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:56,785 - I gotta go. - Yeah, got you. Just... 446 00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:00,033 [OLIVER SIGHS] 447 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,093 And then my family, they moved down to Florida, 448 00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:03,687 which was really tough on me... 449 00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:06,748 - [SOFT, MUFFLED SINGING] - ... because my mother only has one foot... 450 00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:08,708 Bobo. Bobo, please. 451 00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:12,212 Again, I'm gonna remind you, this is a police interview. 452 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,713 Cut all that family shit out. 453 00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:15,173 - Okay, okay. - Now, focus. 454 00:19:15,178 --> 00:19:17,425 WILLIAMS: Five minutes before the curtain went up, 455 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:18,510 where were you? 456 00:19:18,515 --> 00:19:20,095 - I... - Very quickly. 457 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,679 Oh, my God. 458 00:19:21,684 --> 00:19:23,536 I just wanted to say sorry for Charles. 459 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:27,352 I-It's my fault he's acting up, you know. I-I... 460 00:19:27,357 --> 00:19:30,647 I gave him a patter song, which is theater parlance... 461 00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:32,357 I know what the fuck a patter song is. 462 00:19:32,362 --> 00:19:34,117 Is it the Gilbert & Sullivan thing, right? 463 00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:35,486 Like Pirates of the Pen... You know what? 464 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,220 No! We're not doing this! 465 00:19:37,225 --> 00:19:39,506 We're not doing this. Stay focused, now. 466 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,509 Anyway, it ratcheted up his anxiety 467 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,577 to a whole new level. 468 00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:46,830 Now, I don't know if you've ever hit a deer, 469 00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:50,083 but in the moment before your car makes impact, 470 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,501 there's a look in their eyes... 471 00:19:51,506 --> 00:19:54,045 And Charles is the deer. I got it. 472 00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,755 Do you, though? 473 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,199 - Maybe I just stay here... - No. 474 00:19:58,204 --> 00:20:00,918 ... until I think of the right devastating analogy. 475 00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:02,429 - Putnam? - What? 476 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,431 - Get the fuck out! - [SNORTS] Okay. 477 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,937 [SIGHS] 478 00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:08,815 - Close the door! - Oh, yes. 479 00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:11,563 Good seeing you. 480 00:20:11,568 --> 00:20:13,982 Seriously? How many rolls 481 00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,401 of colored masking tape does a theater need? 482 00:20:16,406 --> 00:20:18,528 Where's the scotch tape? 483 00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:20,029 LORETTA: Hey. 484 00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:22,871 That's spike tape. I got you. Here. 485 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:25,281 I never go anywhere without it. 486 00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:29,627 Side gig as a professional gift wrapper. 487 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,913 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 488 00:20:32,589 --> 00:20:33,990 So, um... 489 00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:37,172 Oliver says that you're investigating. 490 00:20:37,177 --> 00:20:39,132 So I thought, "Hm. 491 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,842 Maybe I should find out 492 00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:43,558 what your theory is and lend a hand?" 493 00:20:45,018 --> 00:20:47,640 You know, killers sometimes insert themselves 494 00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,314 into investigations. 495 00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:52,701 Oh. [LAUGHS] That's really funny. 496 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:56,149 No! No, I just really wanna help. 497 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:59,319 I mean, this show means the world to me. 498 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:02,494 God, it's supposed to be my Broadway debut. 499 00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:04,496 [SCOFFS] For God's sake. 500 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:07,285 Took me long enough. 501 00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,921 - [INSTRUMENTS WARMING UP] - [STAGE CHATTER] 502 00:21:09,926 --> 00:21:13,174 There's nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. 503 00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:14,732 I'm one myself. 504 00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:17,751 Hmm. 505 00:21:19,802 --> 00:21:21,338 I'm looking at Dickie. 506 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,405 - Oh, you don't want it to be him, do you? - [LORETTA GASPS] 507 00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:29,641 I mean, I know you have a relationship with him. 508 00:21:29,646 --> 00:21:31,259 What do... Wh-What do you mean? 509 00:21:31,264 --> 00:21:32,952 Isn't he your manager or something? 510 00:21:32,957 --> 00:21:35,146 Oh, yeah! He... [LAUGHS] Yeah, he's my m... 511 00:21:35,151 --> 00:21:37,273 Of course, I don't want it to be him, 512 00:21:37,278 --> 00:21:39,484 but I also don't think he did it. 513 00:21:39,489 --> 00:21:42,278 I mean, Dickie's just a really good kid. 514 00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:43,655 Isn't he, like, 50? 515 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:45,370 Yeah, he's a child. 516 00:21:46,579 --> 00:21:48,409 Well, but what about poison? 517 00:21:48,414 --> 00:21:50,078 You know, not to be sexist, 518 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:52,814 but that is more a woman's method. 519 00:21:52,819 --> 00:21:56,292 Well, Dickie was in charge of Ben's food. 520 00:21:56,297 --> 00:21:58,274 Could be easy and convenient. 521 00:21:59,175 --> 00:22:02,674 Uh, yeah, but before we pin it on him, [SIGHS] 522 00:22:02,679 --> 00:22:05,181 you should know that there is a cast of... 523 00:22:06,099 --> 00:22:09,472 much odder characters around this show. 524 00:22:09,477 --> 00:22:12,058 I'm just gonna throw a name out. Bobo. 525 00:22:12,063 --> 00:22:14,886 We don't really know Bobo, do we? 526 00:22:14,891 --> 00:22:16,813 I mean, he's the comic relief, 527 00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:20,750 but, um, is the comedy hiding something sinister? 528 00:22:20,755 --> 00:22:23,461 I thought poison was a woman's method. 529 00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:25,238 Oh, yeah. Right, right. So... 530 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,461 Mm, KT! What a bitch. 531 00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:30,660 - Could be... - [MABEL SIGHS] 532 00:22:30,665 --> 00:22:32,704 I'm just trying to, um, 533 00:22:32,709 --> 00:22:36,082 picture Dickie as a murderer, and, um... 534 00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:37,875 Uh, hold on, hold on, hold on. 535 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,881 [WEAK LAUGH] 536 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:42,046 And no. I can't. 537 00:22:42,051 --> 00:22:43,756 Sorry. 538 00:22:43,761 --> 00:22:45,013 I just can't picture it. 539 00:22:46,973 --> 00:22:48,224 Thanks. 540 00:22:52,145 --> 00:22:53,145 [LORETTA GROANS] 541 00:22:54,022 --> 00:22:56,185 KT [ON PA]: Charles-Haden Savage to the stage 542 00:22:56,190 --> 00:22:57,942 for The Pickwick Triplets. 543 00:22:58,901 --> 00:23:00,398 God help us all. 544 00:23:00,403 --> 00:23:03,406 ♪ ♪ 545 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:06,070 I really have to do the whole thing? 546 00:23:06,075 --> 00:23:08,906 Yes. All two minutes, 46 seconds. 547 00:23:08,911 --> 00:23:10,450 No White Room. 548 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:12,827 No fake migraine one verse in. 549 00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:13,875 [OLIVER SIGHS] 550 00:23:20,673 --> 00:23:23,004 [VIOLIN WARMING UP] 551 00:23:23,009 --> 00:23:25,173 Hi. [NERVOUS LAUGH] 552 00:23:25,178 --> 00:23:27,592 Uh... Okay, here we go. 553 00:23:27,597 --> 00:23:30,099 Just watch. Just watch. 554 00:23:31,809 --> 00:23:33,186 [WARMING UP STOPS] 555 00:23:35,797 --> 00:23:37,026 [ORCHESTRA STARTS PLAYING] 556 00:23:37,031 --> 00:23:38,654 CHARLES [SINGING]: ♪ Three little babes ♪ 557 00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:40,772 ♪ In their bassinets ♪ 558 00:23:40,777 --> 00:23:42,774 ♪ Angelic little triplets ♪ 559 00:23:42,779 --> 00:23:45,293 ♪ Or triple threats? ♪ 560 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,195 ♪ They might have fooled the others ♪ 561 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,572 ♪ But they won't fool me ♪ 562 00:23:49,577 --> 00:23:53,998 ♪ It's time to give these teething, seething three ♪ 563 00:23:54,457 --> 00:23:56,871 ♪ The third degree ♪ 564 00:23:56,876 --> 00:24:00,708 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING JAUNTY TUNE] 565 00:24:00,713 --> 00:24:02,794 ♪ Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 566 00:24:02,799 --> 00:24:04,754 ♪ Who of the crew would commit this crime? ♪ 567 00:24:04,759 --> 00:24:06,747 ♪ Might a little brat make a mommy go splat? ♪ 568 00:24:06,752 --> 00:24:09,158 ♪ It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme ♪ 569 00:24:09,163 --> 00:24:11,094 ♪ Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 570 00:24:11,099 --> 00:24:12,887 ♪ Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill? ♪ 571 00:24:12,892 --> 00:24:15,114 ♪ Will a baby get tried for matricide? ♪ 572 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,132 ♪ Coochie-coochie coo ♪ 573 00:24:16,137 --> 00:24:18,117 ♪ Time for you or you or you to admit it ♪ 574 00:24:18,398 --> 00:24:19,736 ♪ So, quick as a whip ♪ 575 00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:22,230 ♪ Gotta pick which Pickwick Triplet did it ♪ 576 00:24:22,235 --> 00:24:24,082 [ORCHESTRA SLOWS TEMPO] 577 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:27,527 ♪ Penelope in pink sure is making quite a stink ♪ 578 00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:30,571 ♪ Is she trying to throw me off the scent? ♪ 579 00:24:30,576 --> 00:24:32,590 ♪ Though she bats her little eyes ♪ 580 00:24:32,595 --> 00:24:34,534 ♪ Is she a killer in disguise? ♪ 581 00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:38,112 ♪ With a diaper full of criminal intent ♪ 582 00:24:38,117 --> 00:24:39,989 ♪ Preening Patrick is pernicious ♪ 583 00:24:39,994 --> 00:24:41,616 ♪ With an appetite so vicious ♪ 584 00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,893 ♪ He would bite the hand that feeds him with a sneer ♪ 585 00:24:43,898 --> 00:24:45,169 [MABEL AND HOWARD CHATTERING] 586 00:24:45,174 --> 00:24:47,004 ♪ But could that rotten tot ♪ 587 00:24:47,009 --> 00:24:49,137 ♪ Be behind this evil plot? ♪ 588 00:24:49,887 --> 00:24:51,884 ♪ Baby-stepping towards a murderous career ♪ 589 00:24:51,889 --> 00:24:53,878 ♪ Pouty little Paco's looking coy ♪ 590 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,847 ♪ But he's a bad, bad boy ♪ 591 00:24:55,852 --> 00:24:58,099 ♪ Could Paco's passion prove apocalyptic? ♪ 592 00:24:58,104 --> 00:24:59,108 Is that something? 593 00:24:59,113 --> 00:25:00,727 ♪ With his paci and his rattle ♪ 594 00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,353 ♪ Did this pisher go to battle? ♪ 595 00:25:02,358 --> 00:25:05,690 ♪ Proving he's the perp amidst this Pickwick triptych ♪ 596 00:25:05,695 --> 00:25:09,360 ♪ In this picaresque puzzle of the Pickwick pack ♪ 597 00:25:09,365 --> 00:25:12,864 ♪ Will a lighthouse shed some light ♪ 598 00:25:12,869 --> 00:25:16,492 ♪ On which kid gave ol' Mom a whack? ♪ 599 00:25:16,497 --> 00:25:20,037 ♪ There's an infant to indict ♪ 600 00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:23,833 ♪ I'll book this little crook tonight ♪ 601 00:25:23,838 --> 00:25:26,794 ♪ But, which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 602 00:25:26,799 --> 00:25:28,713 ♪ Who of the crew would commit this crime? ♪ 603 00:25:28,718 --> 00:25:30,715 ♪ Which little brat made Mommy go splat? ♪ 604 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,967 ♪ Which crib, which sib will be doing hard time? ♪ 605 00:25:32,972 --> 00:25:35,136 ♪ Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 606 00:25:35,141 --> 00:25:38,181 ♪ Which little putz had the guts to kill? ♪ 607 00:25:38,186 --> 00:25:39,573 ♪ Like a forensic pediatrician ♪ 608 00:25:39,578 --> 00:25:40,908 ♪ I'll complete this inquisition ♪ 609 00:25:40,912 --> 00:25:42,158 ♪ I will name the neonatal ♪ 610 00:25:42,163 --> 00:25:43,495 ♪ From the cradle that proved fatal ♪ 611 00:25:43,499 --> 00:25:45,188 ♪ I will find the perpetrator ♪ 612 00:25:45,193 --> 00:25:48,524 ♪ Who did murder to their maker ♪ 613 00:25:48,529 --> 00:25:49,609 [QUIETLY] What's up? 614 00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:50,894 [QUIETLY] I can't do dinner tonight. 615 00:25:50,898 --> 00:25:52,695 The cops said they need to talk to me. 616 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,238 Why? What about? 617 00:25:54,243 --> 00:25:55,615 It can't be good. 618 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,451 ♪ Or coochie-coochie coo ♪ 619 00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:00,119 [WHIMSICAL NOTES PLAY] 620 00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:02,038 ♪ What if none of it is true? ♪ 621 00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:03,372 ♪ ♪ 622 00:26:03,377 --> 00:26:05,224 ♪ Has my inspection been too cursory? ♪ 623 00:26:05,229 --> 00:26:07,210 ♪ Should I look outside this nursery? ♪ 624 00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:11,506 ♪ What if none of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 625 00:26:11,511 --> 00:26:15,134 ♪ Who'd have had a menacing motive and hid it? ♪ 626 00:26:15,139 --> 00:26:17,303 ♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪ 627 00:26:17,308 --> 00:26:20,473 ♪ Well, I pick ♪ 628 00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:21,682 ♪ You! ♪ 629 00:26:21,687 --> 00:26:24,106 [JAUNTY CRESCENDO PLAYS] 630 00:26:26,776 --> 00:26:28,147 [RUSTLING] 631 00:26:28,152 --> 00:26:30,942 There probably wasn't anything important in here. 632 00:26:30,947 --> 00:26:32,318 It was a dumb idea. 633 00:26:32,323 --> 00:26:34,153 - I'm full of them. - Uh-huh. 634 00:26:34,158 --> 00:26:37,281 Oh, wow. Don't even push back. [CHUCKLES] 635 00:26:37,286 --> 00:26:39,080 But, fair. Don't coddle me. 636 00:26:40,898 --> 00:26:42,024 MABEL: Hey... 637 00:26:42,650 --> 00:26:44,052 You were right. 638 00:26:44,919 --> 00:26:48,673 Our killer might have stood right here on opening night. 639 00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:50,628 There's something important in there, 640 00:26:50,633 --> 00:26:51,896 and only you can find it. 641 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:53,422 I don't know if I can. 642 00:26:53,427 --> 00:26:56,472 Howard, what are the words in "determined"? 643 00:26:56,973 --> 00:26:58,970 "Tired". "Denied". 644 00:26:58,975 --> 00:27:00,972 - Keep going. - "Remedied". 645 00:27:00,977 --> 00:27:02,181 ♪ ♪ 646 00:27:02,186 --> 00:27:03,641 "Redeem". 647 00:27:03,646 --> 00:27:04,767 "Me". 648 00:27:04,772 --> 00:27:07,270 Oh. That worked better than I expected. 649 00:27:07,275 --> 00:27:08,960 See? You can do this. 650 00:27:09,318 --> 00:27:10,820 I did find this. 651 00:27:13,155 --> 00:27:15,027 That's the date of opening night. 652 00:27:15,032 --> 00:27:18,364 Okay, find all the other pieces with the same font. 653 00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:21,200 Who knows, you might get a spot on the podcast. 654 00:27:21,205 --> 00:27:22,518 I can be on the podcast? 655 00:27:22,523 --> 00:27:24,817 I said "might" and "who knows". [GIGGLES] 656 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,998 [DOOR OPENS] 657 00:27:27,003 --> 00:27:28,749 I'm gonna need a lot more fucking tape. 658 00:27:28,754 --> 00:27:29,754 [DOOR SHUTS] 659 00:27:30,506 --> 00:27:32,758 - Here she comes. - Alright. 660 00:27:34,468 --> 00:27:37,717 So! I'm assuming no luck with Williams? 661 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:39,844 Funny, isn't it? The way she doubts us. 662 00:27:39,849 --> 00:27:41,804 Oh, she thinks we're fools. 663 00:27:41,809 --> 00:27:44,557 But that's only because we're so skilled at playing them. 664 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:46,601 Weird flex, but okay. 665 00:27:46,606 --> 00:27:49,854 We have the interrogations on tape. 666 00:27:49,859 --> 00:27:51,230 On tape? 667 00:27:51,235 --> 00:27:54,483 Charles, let's bring the lady up to speed. 668 00:27:54,488 --> 00:27:56,741 Well, I went in first... 669 00:27:57,450 --> 00:27:59,530 ... making Williams think I was just an idiot 670 00:27:59,535 --> 00:28:01,073 trying to eavesdrop. 671 00:28:01,078 --> 00:28:03,826 But, really, I was piquing her interest. 672 00:28:03,831 --> 00:28:04,836 For, you see, 673 00:28:04,841 --> 00:28:07,178 Detective Williams is a theater nut. 674 00:28:07,183 --> 00:28:09,223 [SINGING] ♪ Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 675 00:28:09,228 --> 00:28:11,584 OLIVER: We knew she'd be interested in a patter song, 676 00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:13,920 and doubly so if it involved Charles 677 00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:16,255 absolutely humiliating himself. 678 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:18,466 Now, I don't know if you've ever hit a deer... 679 00:28:18,471 --> 00:28:19,759 So, I painted a picture 680 00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:23,017 of just how tragic Charles was on stage. 681 00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,097 CHARLES: The bait was set. 682 00:28:25,102 --> 00:28:26,604 ♪ ♪ 683 00:28:26,979 --> 00:28:28,784 You need to get me the time to sneak past 684 00:28:28,789 --> 00:28:30,745 this phalanx of coppers so I can set it all up. 685 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:31,938 - I've got this. - Okay. 686 00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:33,689 I just have to say one word after another. 687 00:28:33,694 --> 00:28:34,732 One word, yes. 688 00:28:34,737 --> 00:28:36,400 Faster than any human ever should. 689 00:28:36,405 --> 00:28:37,406 Uh-huh. 690 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,163 OLIVER: She took it, 691 00:28:40,168 --> 00:28:43,074 and the interrogation room was left unattended. 692 00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:44,080 [SNIFFS] 693 00:28:44,497 --> 00:28:46,077 [SIGHS] Okay... 694 00:28:46,082 --> 00:28:48,084 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 695 00:28:55,257 --> 00:28:58,047 CHARLES: Of course, in order to give Oliver the time needed, 696 00:28:58,052 --> 00:29:00,266 I had to get through all of it. 697 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:01,898 OLIVER: Didn't miss a word. 698 00:29:03,182 --> 00:29:06,764 So, you're saying, with Tobert's GoPro... 699 00:29:06,769 --> 00:29:08,557 We recorded everything. 700 00:29:08,562 --> 00:29:11,227 All the big interrogations. 701 00:29:11,232 --> 00:29:14,622 Oh, my God! That sounds so unnecessarily complicated, 702 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,232 but you guys actually did it. 703 00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:17,733 Uh-huh. 704 00:29:17,738 --> 00:29:19,986 You know what this calls for. 705 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:22,947 ♪ ♪ 706 00:29:22,952 --> 00:29:24,804 Wanna make a podcast with me? 707 00:29:27,790 --> 00:29:29,286 Oh, my God, this is corny. 708 00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:30,788 - So corny. - [LAUGHS] I know, it is. 709 00:29:30,793 --> 00:29:31,956 So, so corny. 710 00:29:31,961 --> 00:29:33,333 But it was, it was good. It was cute. 711 00:29:33,337 --> 00:29:34,964 - It's fun, yeah. - It's cute. 712 00:29:35,923 --> 00:29:37,003 - Murder? - Yeah. 713 00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:38,421 Murder, yeah. 714 00:29:38,426 --> 00:29:41,048 [DEEP BREATHING] 715 00:29:41,053 --> 00:29:44,056 [GAGGING, VOMITING] 716 00:29:44,557 --> 00:29:46,308 [TOILET FLUSHES] 717 00:29:46,934 --> 00:29:49,437 - [SIGHS] - [RUNS WATER] 718 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:52,023 - [SNIFFLING, SIGHS] - [DONNA CLEARS THROAT] 719 00:29:53,315 --> 00:29:54,692 Nerves. [WEAK LAUGH] 720 00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:56,322 LORETTA: Yeah. 721 00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:59,525 Forty years in show business, and I've still got 'em. 722 00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:01,444 LORETTA: Who doesn't? [LAUGHS] 723 00:30:01,449 --> 00:30:03,696 [LORETTA SIGHS DEEPLY] 724 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:05,698 - [SNIFFLES] - Is everything alright, dear? 725 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,576 Oh. Yeah. I just have some nerves of my own. 726 00:30:08,581 --> 00:30:10,036 - [LAUGHS, SNIFFS] - Of course. 727 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,871 You saw Maxine Spear out there, I take it. 728 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:12,876 LORETTA: Mm-hmm. 729 00:30:12,881 --> 00:30:13,882 [SPRITZES] 730 00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:19,879 It's quite a big swing we've taken with this show, 731 00:30:19,884 --> 00:30:21,672 trying to save it. [SIGHS] 732 00:30:21,677 --> 00:30:23,804 I don't know that I would've hung on 733 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,178 - if it weren't for Cliff. - Mm-hmm. 734 00:30:27,183 --> 00:30:29,764 - His first show. - I know. [CHUCKLES] 735 00:30:29,769 --> 00:30:32,767 [SIGHS] As a mother, you can't help it. 736 00:30:32,772 --> 00:30:35,394 You spend your whole life looking out for your child. 737 00:30:35,399 --> 00:30:37,480 It never stops. 738 00:30:37,485 --> 00:30:40,399 And you'll do anything to make sure they're okay. 739 00:30:40,404 --> 00:30:42,656 Mm... hmm. 740 00:30:43,783 --> 00:30:46,781 ♪ ♪ 741 00:30:46,786 --> 00:30:48,496 [DOOR OPENS, SHUTS] 742 00:30:51,582 --> 00:30:52,625 [HEAVY BREATHS] 743 00:30:53,024 --> 00:30:54,330 The final number's next, right? 744 00:30:54,335 --> 00:30:55,915 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, where's Loretta? 745 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,374 We're looking for her. 746 00:30:57,379 --> 00:31:00,002 I do hope you find her. 747 00:31:00,007 --> 00:31:02,843 She's really quite extraordinary, Oliver. 748 00:31:03,469 --> 00:31:04,857 So you like what you're seeing? 749 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:07,593 Well, when I last saw this show in previews, 750 00:31:07,598 --> 00:31:09,221 I thought there was no hope, and when I heard 751 00:31:09,225 --> 00:31:11,514 you were making it into a musical, 752 00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:13,891 I got so excited 753 00:31:13,896 --> 00:31:16,519 that I was gonna savage your toe-tapping dreams. 754 00:31:16,524 --> 00:31:19,026 But this, this, this, this... 755 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,322 is pure Oliver Putnam. 756 00:31:25,157 --> 00:31:28,447 Uh, tell me, Maxine, does it sing? 757 00:31:28,452 --> 00:31:30,671 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 758 00:31:31,747 --> 00:31:33,407 You'll have to wait for my review. 759 00:31:37,002 --> 00:31:40,000 ♪ ♪ 760 00:31:40,005 --> 00:31:43,008 [QUIET LOBBY CHATTER] 761 00:31:45,578 --> 00:31:48,392 [GASPS] Oh. Here you are. 762 00:31:48,397 --> 00:31:49,553 Hey, shouldn't you be getting ready 763 00:31:49,557 --> 00:31:50,597 for your big final number? 764 00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:52,638 Oh yeah. 765 00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:55,563 Something about being back in this theater. 766 00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:59,770 I just... keep thinking about... 767 00:31:59,775 --> 00:32:02,319 Opening night? I know. 768 00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:05,776 I keep thinking about the fight I had with Ben 769 00:32:05,781 --> 00:32:07,945 right before he... 770 00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:10,469 You know, he said I was dead to him. 771 00:32:10,953 --> 00:32:13,742 Look, you c-couldn't have known that... 772 00:32:13,747 --> 00:32:15,953 No, it's not that. I'm not upset I hurt his feelings. 773 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:17,668 - He was a prick. - [WEAK LAUGH] 774 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:21,714 I just knew the next morning, he'd rope me back in. 775 00:32:22,506 --> 00:32:24,709 - [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] - But when he was gone, 776 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,555 for those few brief moments, I just... 777 00:32:30,931 --> 00:32:32,303 I felt free. 778 00:32:32,308 --> 00:32:35,681 ♪ ♪ 779 00:32:35,686 --> 00:32:37,213 And then he was back. 780 00:32:38,063 --> 00:32:41,358 I was trapped again. 781 00:32:42,568 --> 00:32:44,069 I couldn't take it anymore. 782 00:32:46,822 --> 00:32:48,324 You understand? 783 00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:51,972 - Of course, I do. - [PA CLICKS] 784 00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:54,242 KT [ON PA]: Loretta to the stage for The Sake of a Child. 785 00:32:54,246 --> 00:32:55,597 Loretta to the stage. 786 00:32:56,165 --> 00:32:58,787 Was there something you needed to say to me? 787 00:32:58,792 --> 00:33:00,044 Oh... 788 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:02,630 Mm-mm. 789 00:33:03,839 --> 00:33:05,711 You didn't deserve this. 790 00:33:05,716 --> 00:33:09,048 None of this ever should have happened. 791 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:11,055 It's not your fault. 792 00:33:12,598 --> 00:33:16,222 You are the best part about these last few months for me. 793 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:18,641 ♪ ♪ 794 00:33:18,646 --> 00:33:19,730 Oh... 795 00:33:20,522 --> 00:33:21,774 [WEAK LAUGH] 796 00:33:23,359 --> 00:33:25,856 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 797 00:33:25,861 --> 00:33:28,400 Loretta, Loretta, U-Uh, c-can I... 798 00:33:28,405 --> 00:33:30,532 - Yeah. - Give me just one s... Thanks. 799 00:33:31,499 --> 00:33:32,863 [CLEARS THROAT] We're gonna start 800 00:33:32,868 --> 00:33:34,281 with your part of the song. 801 00:33:34,286 --> 00:33:35,617 - And just focus... - Okay, not Jonathan? 802 00:33:35,621 --> 00:33:38,077 Yeah, well, we'll do that in a little bit, um... 803 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,620 [SIGHS] And listen to me. 804 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:42,711 I know that you're upset with me. 805 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:44,775 And that's fine. That's fine. 806 00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:48,754 But, I-I need to say that I do trust you. 807 00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:50,506 And I-I don't care about the book. 808 00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:52,383 I don't care about any of it. 809 00:33:52,388 --> 00:33:53,614 I just wanna be with you. 810 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,383 To do our show. 811 00:33:57,059 --> 00:33:59,556 Excuse me, our hit show, 812 00:33:59,561 --> 00:34:03,769 and go home to your funny little apartment 813 00:34:03,774 --> 00:34:06,026 and just fall asleep in your arms. 814 00:34:06,819 --> 00:34:09,041 - Oliver, you don't have to... - No, I do. 815 00:34:09,046 --> 00:34:10,901 ♪ ♪ 816 00:34:10,906 --> 00:34:11,949 And there's more. 817 00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:15,536 [SIGHS] And it's a biggie. 818 00:34:17,579 --> 00:34:18,706 I love you. 819 00:34:20,457 --> 00:34:23,502 Wow, I haven't said those words in a minute. 820 00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:26,792 But you know what? It felt right. 821 00:34:26,797 --> 00:34:29,383 So I'm gonna say it again. Here it goes. 822 00:34:30,759 --> 00:34:32,928 I love you. 823 00:34:33,345 --> 00:34:36,932 HOWARD: Loretta! We need you up here, please. 824 00:34:37,516 --> 00:34:39,018 Okay, well... 825 00:34:39,977 --> 00:34:41,812 - [LORETTA SIGHS] - ... break a leg. 826 00:34:44,947 --> 00:34:47,366 - HOWARD: Clock is ticking. - LORETTA: Coming. 827 00:34:49,695 --> 00:34:51,238 [SNIFFLES, SIGHS] 828 00:34:52,656 --> 00:34:53,657 [CONDUCTOR TAPS BATON] 829 00:34:54,908 --> 00:34:58,240 [CELLOS PLAY INTENSE INTRO] 830 00:34:58,245 --> 00:35:01,827 [SINGING] ♪ A nanny's only duty is to the children ♪ 831 00:35:01,832 --> 00:35:03,454 ♪ ♪ 832 00:35:03,459 --> 00:35:07,087 ♪ To keep them swaddled in the safety of her care ♪ 833 00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:09,343 Ooh... 834 00:35:09,348 --> 00:35:11,253 LORETTA: ♪ With a fierce and iron will ♪ 835 00:35:11,258 --> 00:35:12,588 [LORETTA CLEARS THROAT] 836 00:35:12,593 --> 00:35:14,803 ♪ She would fight, and she would kill ♪ 837 00:35:16,205 --> 00:35:19,620 ♪ If she's poked, she'll be provoke... ♪ 838 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:20,668 ♪ And like... ♪ 839 00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:24,516 - LORETTA: [MUMBLES, LAUGHS] I'm so sorry. - CHARLES: Huh. 840 00:35:24,521 --> 00:35:27,069 LORETTA: I can't hear the, um, rhythm. 841 00:35:27,074 --> 00:35:28,938 Can I just have the piano in the orchestra? 842 00:35:28,942 --> 00:35:31,587 Like, I can't hear the rhythm. And then, I'll come in on the... 843 00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:39,453 - [FORCEFUL PIANO PLAYS] - Yeah. 844 00:35:40,913 --> 00:35:43,994 [SINGING] ♪ A nanny keeps her patience under pressure ♪ 845 00:35:43,999 --> 00:35:45,746 [PIANO MUSIC BUILDS] 846 00:35:45,751 --> 00:35:48,504 ♪ Forceful and resourceful as can be ♪ 847 00:35:49,822 --> 00:35:52,419 ♪ No matter what you might hurl toward her ♪ 848 00:35:52,424 --> 00:35:55,714 ♪ She keeps the goddamn house in order ♪ 849 00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,091 [INHALES] 850 00:35:57,096 --> 00:35:59,098 ♪ But if you want those kids ♪ 851 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:02,679 - ♪ You have to go through... ♪ - [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 852 00:36:02,684 --> 00:36:04,139 ♪ Me ♪ 853 00:36:04,144 --> 00:36:06,016 [FULL ORCHESTRA JOINS] 854 00:36:06,021 --> 00:36:07,815 MABEL: Charles... 855 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,822 these aren't photos of Ben. 856 00:36:10,226 --> 00:36:11,660 They're photos of Dickie. 857 00:36:13,737 --> 00:36:16,110 [SINGING] ♪ For the sake of a child ♪ 858 00:36:16,115 --> 00:36:18,487 ♪ I'd give my life completely ♪ 859 00:36:18,492 --> 00:36:20,697 ♪ For the sake of a child ♪ 860 00:36:20,702 --> 00:36:23,080 ♪ To Hell and back I'd go ♪ 861 00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:26,328 ♪ No, I won't bend and I won't break ♪ 862 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:28,992 ♪ There are precious lives at stake ♪ 863 00:36:28,997 --> 00:36:32,000 ♪ I'll die before I'd ever let him go ♪ 864 00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:33,252 ♪ No! ♪ 865 00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:34,920 ♪ For the sake, no! For the sake ♪ 866 00:36:34,925 --> 00:36:36,797 ♪ Stop! For the sake, wait! ♪ 867 00:36:36,802 --> 00:36:38,011 Sorry! [GASPS] 868 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:39,696 I did it. 869 00:36:40,889 --> 00:36:43,679 - I killed Ben. - [SHOCKED GASPS] 870 00:36:43,684 --> 00:36:47,433 I put poison in his disgusting protein drink 871 00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:49,468 just before we went on stage opening night. 872 00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:51,979 And then when that didn't work, he showed up at the party, 873 00:36:51,984 --> 00:36:55,566 and I... I pushed him down the elevator shaft. 874 00:36:55,571 --> 00:36:56,733 Loretta, no. No, no! 875 00:36:56,738 --> 00:36:58,944 I'm not gonna let another innocent man 876 00:36:58,949 --> 00:37:00,654 go to jail for what I did. 877 00:37:00,659 --> 00:37:02,865 - [SHOCKED MURMURING] - [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 878 00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,409 - OLIVER: Please don't do this! - WILLIAMS: Damn. 879 00:37:04,413 --> 00:37:05,659 I stayed for the drama, 880 00:37:05,664 --> 00:37:07,411 but you definitely brought it, Nanny. 881 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:10,497 Leave her alone! You can't do this! [STRUGGLING] 882 00:37:10,502 --> 00:37:12,791 I'm sorry, Oliver. 883 00:37:12,796 --> 00:37:14,631 - I'm so sorry. - [HANDCUFFS CLICK] 884 00:37:16,049 --> 00:37:18,922 OFFICER: Come on, you're coming with us, ma'am. 885 00:37:18,927 --> 00:37:21,925 [DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS] 886 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:24,887 [SHOCKED CHATTER] 887 00:37:24,892 --> 00:37:27,728 [OLIVER GASPING] 888 00:37:28,562 --> 00:37:29,892 Oh God. 889 00:37:29,897 --> 00:37:32,603 ♪ ♪ 890 00:37:32,608 --> 00:37:34,771 - [GRUNTING] Oh, my God. - [HOLTER MONITOR BEEPING] 891 00:37:34,776 --> 00:37:36,006 MABEL: Oliver? 892 00:37:36,011 --> 00:37:37,817 - [OLIVER GROANS] - What's going on? Oliver! Hey! 893 00:37:37,821 --> 00:37:39,860 - [SHOCKED YELLING] - Oliver, wake up. 894 00:37:39,865 --> 00:37:41,320 Call somebody! Get some help! 895 00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:43,530 [CONFUSED SHOUTING] 896 00:37:43,535 --> 00:37:45,908 - MABEL: Can you hear me? - CHARLES: Come on, Oliver! 897 00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:47,409 Come on! Where is somebody?! 898 00:37:47,414 --> 00:37:49,870 Oh, my God! 899 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:52,372 Come on, Oliver, please no! 900 00:37:52,377 --> 00:37:54,625 [CHARLES GASPING] 901 00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:56,465 [ECHOING] Get some help! 902 00:38:00,302 --> 00:38:03,305 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 903 00:38:23,825 --> 00:38:25,827 ♪ ♪ 904 00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:53,275 ♪ ♪ 905 00:38:53,280 --> 00:39:00,280 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 66028

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