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[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

(female #1)
'Welcome back, Lois.'

(male #1)
'How are you?'

[sighs]

Ready?

Ready.

Oh, sorry.

I thought you said
I could count on you.

You can.

- Ow!
- Oh!

Tell me this is going to work.

- It's going to work.
- Tell me why?

- We're Newtriches.
- Which means?

We live by our own code,
go our own way

and don't take any crap
from anybody.

And?

And, uh, we have
a red Kryptonite laser.

Which will..

Which will make Superman
permanently apathetic.

So we..

So we can be rich beyond
our wildest dreams.

Spend money
like wild baboons

and get back at every creep who
was mean to us in high school.

Mean to you. I was very--

You were very popular
and very well-liked.

I'm sorry. I always
mess up that part.

Hey, how about dinner tonight?

Sure, as long
as it's not Chinese.

Been in kind of a rut lately.

I think I've had my
life's quota of soy sauce.

I wouldn't take you
to Paris for a Chinese.

Paris?

Chief, there's a kid trapped
in the wishing well

at Metropolis Park.

- Lois, Clark!
- On it.

(Jimmy)
'And your wife called, chief.'

(Perry)
'Alright, call her back
for me, will ya?'

'Tell her it looks like it's
gonna be another late one.'

[dramatic music]

Ahem.

See you there.

[baby crying]

[siren wailing]

(Lucille)
Don't shoot till
I tell you, Nell.

[dramatic music]

[baby crying]

[whooshing]

Is he alright?

Fine, but his batteries
are a little bit run down.

That is the sickest,
most disgusting thing.

Fire!

[lazer beeping]

I cannot believe that--

[zapping]

(Superman)
Get down!

Go! Go!

[moans]

Hey.

Idiot! Moron!

- Cretin!
- I burned my hand.

(Lucille)
Hypochondriac!

Ah.

- Are you alright?
- What?

Yeah, yeah. I feel a
little dizzy. What happened?

Somebody shot us
with a red beam.

Well, go get them.

What is it?

(male #2)
Go, go.

Um...I-I think
they went this way.

(male #3)
'Please, stay back.'

[dramatic music]

What is it?

- I can't fly.
- What?

No X-ray vision,
no super-hearing, nothing.

- Clark.
- How do you feel?

Fine.

[gasps]

Oh, boy.

[theme music]

[music continues]

Do you feel different?

Um..

Yeah. Yeah, I-I'd say
I feel different.

Okay, let's just stay calm.

Okay.

[crash]

Oh, God! Oh, God,
what's happening?

I-I think we know exactly
what's happening.

The question is how.

Let's just go
back out there

and see if we
can find some clues.

Good. Good. Good.
Clues, right.

Clues, clues
I can handle.

(Lucille)
'"I can handle it,"
you said.'

'"I won't screw up,"
you said.'

"This time it's going
to be different," you said.

It's me. I'm the idiot.

I'm the idiot
who told you my plan

believed you when you said
you'd make it fool proof

and then invested
every last cent

in a heist that'll never happen.

- Are you through?
- We both are.

The beam hit him.
I think it worked.

Really?

He didn't come
after us, did he?

Nell, just be grateful I'm too
depressed to beat you to death.

In 48 hours, we either move on
that $200 million shipment

or bail. I'd say with
that kind of payoff

it's worth a little test.

What kind of test?

[device beeping]

[birds chirping]

[whistles]

Okay. A-plus
on the heat vision.

(Lois)
I was aiming for the bottles.

Clark, I don't like this.

I'm starting to be
afraid of my own--

I know, I know.
It's okay.

When do you think STAR Labs
is gonna be able

to tell us about that laser?

It was pretty burned up.

You know, I don't
understand this.

Red Kryptonite isn't
supposed to do this.

I mean, last time
it made you a little

yeah, apathetic,
but not this.

I'm sure they'll figure it out.

Just like, I'm sure we're gonna
track down whoever did this.

Why are you so calm?

I mean, don't you feel..

Aren't you upset?

I'm fine.

[birds chirping]

Okay, I'm upset.

But I also know that
we're gonna figure this out.

In the meantime,
you've got some powers

that need to be controlled..

...or you're gonna cause
some damage without meaning to.

You're right.

You're right.

Okay, why don't
we deal with..

Great idea. Okay, it's not
as hard as you might think.

- You just--
- 'Help, the brakes are out.'

- What?
- That truck.

What truck?

[tires screeching]

Oh, no!

The brakes.

[whooshing]

[tires screeching]

[grunting]

(male #4)
'Look out!'

Uhh..

(male #4)
'Oh!'

Ohh!

[dramatic music]

[screeching]

Ahh!

[grunting]

[tires screeching]

[engine revving]

Lady, did you just do
what I think you did?

Uh..

What is your name?
I got to call the papers.

This is amazing.

Oh, no, no, please. I..

Ahem. Everybody alright?

Oh-ho-ho, Superman.

Thank you.

For a minute, I thought
this lady, you know..

[laughing]

Oh, well..

[sighs]

[groaning]
Oh, these shoes cost $75.

Does the superhero's union
cover expenses?

No. But it does bring up
an interesting issue.

Which is?

Well, you're just not the kind
of person who can sit around

and watch someone in trouble
if you can help.

Oh, I have a bad feeling
about where this is going.

But you don't want
the world knowing that

it's Lois Lane
stopping trucks, so.

Does this mean
I have to wear glasses?

Oh, no, dear,
of course not.

I'm thinking about a mask.

A mask?

Oh, I think a mask
would be very sharp.

How about a cape?

You guys, could we just
slow down?

I don't think I can do this.

No cape?

No, I-I mean any of it.

I mean, this.. It's just,
it's not me, it's Clark.

You know, he's putting on
this brave face

but inside I know this
is eating him alive.

If he sees me
in a cape and tights

how do you think that's
gonna make him feel?

Lois, Clark is strong.

And I'm not talking about
how much he can bench press.

He's strong where it counts
and when it counts.

He'll get through this.

You both will, now..

...let's talk boots.

[electricity crackling]

Well, I thought
I had it working

but it just
burned up again.

Do you know how it works?

Well, like any other laser

except all of its power
seems to refracts

through that chunk of red
Kryptonite in the casing.

Oh. Sorry.

What happened
when the beam hit you?

I felt a little dizzy--

Any lingering reactions?

Well, between you and me,
I'm not quite myself.

I'd like to get it
working again...fast.

I'll do my best.

Oops.

How's it goin'?

(Lois)
It sure is tight.

I know, but that cuts down
the wind resistance.

[instrumental music]

(Lois)
'So...what do you think?'

[sighs]

- Jimmy?
- Yeah.

Any word on those nutballs that
stuck Betsy-wetsy in the well?

Uh, not yet, chief.
Here, you dropped this.

Oh, thanks.

It's from Alice.

Wonder how long
that's been there?

Well, you've been wearing
the same coat for three years.

[laughs]

- Uh-oh.
- What?

She left me.

Alice?

No, no, no, wait a minute.

"Call me by 5:00
and we'll talk."

- 'Chief, it's after 5:30.'
- Huh?

"Otherwise,
don't bother, ever."

Chief, I'm-I'm really sorry.

Yeah, me, too.
This blows..

In that it's sad.

[telephone ringing]

You know, things have been
a little well

dicey between us lately

but I didn't think
they were that bad.

I, uh, I got to track her down.

Yeah, I'll tell. Chief, we just
got an anonymous phone call.

The Planet gets torched in two
minutes unless Superman shows.

Judas Priest!
It's raining and pouring.

Alright, Jimmy,
sound the alarm.

Let's get everybody
out of here.

(Perry)
Alright, people,
we got an emergency!

Everybody out!

[alarm blaring]

[people clamoring]

(Perry)
Let's go, get out from
under this canopy!

'Come on, let's go!
Let's go.'

Is that everybody, Jimmy?
Alright, lets go.

[siren wailing]

Two and a half minutes
and counting.

[dramatic music]

Get the smug
out of your voice.

- Why?
- He's here.

[sniffs]

Kerosene.

He doesn't look that
apathetic to me.

Only one way
to find out.

[device beeping]

[crowd screaming]

(Superman)
'Those bottles must be
filled with kerosene, too.'

[indistinct chatter]

[Superman grunts]

[wind blowing]

Jimmy!

[dramatic music]

[applause]

Oh, my God,
now there are two of them.

And funny, neither one of them
looks that apathetic.

(female #2)
'Yeah!'

Thanks.

I say bolt!

[siren wailing]

Great costume.

[Lois sighs]

- It's a little tight.
- Yeah, I know.

Mom says it cuts down on--

Wind resistance, I know,
I know, is that..

Water.

Another practical joke.

It's Perry and Jimmy.
They're gonna know it's me.

No, they won't.

How blind do you
think people are?

Miss, you saved
the "Daily Planet."

[camera shutter clicks]

I am Perry White.
You are?

Uh, this is..

...uh..

Ultra gir..

[Superman mumbling]

Woman. Ultra Woman.

[applause]

A smile for the "Planet."

[instrumental music]

Why, when $200 million

is only 24 hours away,
does this happen?

Why, when I take Superman
out of the picture

does she show up?

Why, when I'm speaking, are you
not listening in rapt attention?

- I have a theory.
- Oh, joy.

Let's say, that my Kryptonite
laser worked

but not in the way
we expected.

Let's say, it created
an unforeseen energy field

that passed through Superman
into this reporter

making her...ultra-unique.

Oh, please.
Tell me you're adopted.

If we actually share genes

I'm gonna throw myself
in front of a bus.

Lucille, Superman didn't
fly onto the scene.

He walked.

He didn't blow out
the flame, he used a tarp.

I'm telling you he has
all the super powers of Batman.

And she is proof that those
powers are transferable.

Let's say you're
not totally wrong.

We don't have
the laser anymore.

[beeping]

Last night, while you
were binging and purging

some of us were working.

[sighs]
What about the red Kryptonite?

Down to our last chunk,
so it better work

which means you
better practice.

Sorry?

I'm going to take
Ultra Woman's powers.

Nell, in a partnership

there's a kind of symbiosis.

In ours, it's inspiration,
execution.

My dreams become our
reality because of you.

That's your gift.
It always has been.

- Lucille..
- Mm, mm, mm.

Ultra Lucille, angel.
Ultra Lucille.

Practice it. Let it
roll off your tongue.

Ultra Lucille.
Say it with me.

Ultra Lucille.
Ultra Lucille.

Jimmy, what are these?

They're for Ultra Woman.

Really?

The governor..

...Fabio..

[chuckles]

Brad Pitt..

...Deion Sanders.

Jimmy Ol..

Jimmy?

I know it's not the biggest,
but do you think she'll like it?

Well, I--

I can't get her
out of my mind, Lois.

I-I know it
sounds crazy, but the way

she looked in those tights
and the boots, I mean.

You think they're leather?

I-I think you
should apply ice, heh.

Hey, morning, C.K.

Whoa! Cut yourself shaving?

Ha. Repeatedly.

[chuckles]

- Morning.
- Morning.

(male #5)
'Now I'm outta here.'

Ultra Woman?

[both chuckle]

Antonio Banderas.

I never liked that guy.

Me neither.

Jimmy, did I get that fax
from the state pen?

Yeah. It's on your desk.

You onto something?

I think the key here
is that red Kryptonite.

It's probably that geologist
Gene Newtrich, remember?

I remember helping
put him away.

Oh, he's only had
two visitors since.

Yeah, his sisters
Nell and Lucille.

Please don't tell me that
I loosened it for you.

Did I tell you
how much I hate

wearing this costume
underneath my clothes?

It feels like
long underwear.

Yeah, well, it feels
good after a while.

And it's snug.
Believe me, you miss--

You don't like just
wearing your boxers?

Boxers? I wear briefs.

I know.

Lois, did you X-ray my--

[chuckles]

I was just kidding.

Jeez.

[zapping]

(Perry)
Lois, Clark.

You get me that exclusive
on Ultra Woman yet?

Uh, not just yet, chief.

- But we're working on it.
- Any day now.

(Perry)
'Any day's not good enough.'

Any hour's not good enough.

Be thinking any minute,
people. Any minute.

What's up with Perry?

It's Alice.
She left him.

When?

Yesterday.

[sighs]

Is this another superhero
thing to get used to?

Miss huge events in
your personal life

can't be there
for your friends?

That's one of the tougher ones,
yeah.

Let's run a check
on these Newtrich girls.

Here, this has stopped bleeding.

Thank you.

No, oh, here we go.

Lucille Newtrich employed by

'First National Bank
of Metropolis.'

Fired, moved, no forwarding.

Hmm.

(Clark)
'Nell Newtrich
employed by Unitech'

in laser research.

Well, this is getting good.

(Clark)
'Resigned her job two days
after her sister was fired.'

Again, no forwarding.

Well, that's never
stopped us before.

Let's pound
some pavement and..

- 'Help.'
- Oh, no!

- 'Oh, please help.'
- Go.

- But--
- No, I-I'll find these two.

We'll catch up later, go.

There's something
I got to finish first.

What?

[sighs]

Whoa!

[applause]

Excuse me.

Excuse me!

Did you have to tear
the whole door off?

- Who's your insurance company?
- Insurance company?

This is not coming
out of my pocket, lady.

- Well, look, I realize--
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.

You tore up my car.

Because your wife was choking.

Who, by the way, is fine

and I'm sure she appreciates
your concern.

[applause]

(male #6)
Hey, lady, you can't
go through there!

Ultra Woman, on TV,
there's an oil fire in Texas.

Texas, right.

(female #3)
'Help! Ultra Woman, help!'

[indistinct screaming]

Hurry! They say
a whole town could burn.

(male #7)
'Help!'

(male #8)
'Help me!'

(Clark)
'No, believe me, I understand.'

'Absolutely, if the hijackers
won't listen'

you're going to have
to take them out.

Okay, let me tell you about..

In fact, no,
let me tell you about

one time when I was in that
exact same situation.

You know, no, go. Go.

But be careful.

Hey, love you.

[sighs]

Lois says she sorry
she missed dinner

but there's a 747
with a bomb on it.

Oh, well, maybe she'll
be back in time for pie.

No. I told her to just
go on home and get some rest.

Hey, you guys
want to play monopoly?

Are you okay, sweetie?

Fine.

What on Earth makes you
think you can fool me?

[sighs]

No, mom, I am..
I'm fine. I just..

I mean, it's not like I'm sick
or dying or anything, I just..

I guess, I just,
I don't know what I am.

Martha, remember when
I had the back surgery

and was laid up for six months
and we almost lost the farm?

Your mother went
to work as a secretary

and ended up as office manager
with a secretary of her own.

Oh, Jonathan, stop.

It was two secretaries.

[Jonathan laughs]

(Jonathan)
Anyway, your mother
saved the day.

And it was hard for me
to just lie there

and watch her do everything.

I, uh..

I guess I was afraid
I was losing her.

[sighs]
As if some silly job
could ever replace you.

Either of you.

Maybe I'll take a walk.

Maybe, over toward Lois'.

Maybe I'll wait
for her to get home.

[dramatic music]

Thanks for dinner, mom.

[door opens]

Did we raise
a smart boy or what?

Oh, ha-ha, you were great.

[man grunting]

Fourteen bucks? That's it?

[man grunting]

And it's all his,
so give it back.

Yeah? I got a better idea.
Give me yours.

Come and get it.

Yeah? You want to get crazy?

[grunting]

[grunting]

[dramatic music]

[Clark grunting]

[gun cocks]

Back off, boys! Now!

[gunshot]

(male #9)
Let's get out of here!

[man grunting]

Thanks.

Our pleasure, Mr. Kent.

[sighs]

(Nell)
'I've wired this steel chair
to a 220 volt line'

which runs a double
electric range

a four ton
air conditioning unit--

Or charbroils a reporter

unless you call Ultra Woman.

I think her number's unlisted.

I'm thinking more in the
"Help! Help! Save me" area.

Why me? I've never even met her.

I'm sorry.

You don't know Lois Lane,
your own partner?

I don't know what you
guys are talking about.

I'll make it simple.

We want you to get
Ultra Woman here..

Fast.

[device beeps]

She has something we want.

[beeping]

[grunting]

[dramatic music]

[beeping continues]

[cell phone ringing]

If he doesn't yell for help,
we're not really going to..

Oh, come on.

It's up to him..

...which any Buddhist
will assure you

slides this whole thing
out of murder and into suicide

keeping us karmically covered.

[grunting]

[sighs]

[electricity crackling]

- Oh.
- Huh.

[gasps]

It worked better
than I thought.

You idiot!

'He went out the back door.'

[dramatic music]

[sighs]
Another job well done.

Don't you ever get
tired of perfection?

[panting]

[grunting]

I really could
use some help..

...getting out of this.

[wind whooshing]

It worked.

Oh, my God!

Clark, what happened?

Who did this?

[zapping]

Are you sure that you X-rayed
the whole--

They're not here,
it's a good thing too

because when I get my hands
on them for what they did--

Ow! Ow! Ow!

- Oh!
- Ow.

Clark, are you okay?

Ow. Fine. Fine.

- You're bleeding.
- It's just a nick.

God, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Lois, it was an accident.
It happens.

Well, it can't
happen anymore.

No more accidents,
no more mistakes.

Not after tonight.

What do you mean?

Hey, what is it?

I was landing
this plane in Paris

and I heard about this
mud slide in Brazil..

...and I tried to get there
as fast as I could..

...and I wasn't fast enough.

Hey.

I mean, what did I do wrong?

How come I couldn't
get there faster?

Why did all those
people have to..

Lois, listen to me.

No matter how strong you are,
no matter how fast..

...sometimes it just
isn't enough..

...and you have
to accept that.

But what makes me
a good reporter is that

I don't accept things
and I'm always questioning

and I'm never satisfied..

...and I'm never gonna
be satisfied

with getting there
five seconds too late.

And I don't care what you say

I know it doesn't
make you feel good

to watch me do what
you were born to do.

[chuckles]
I admit..

...I do miss
the cape and the S

and this whole..

...bleeding thing is no fun.

Yeah and crying with this mask
isn't so great either.

[laughs]

Can we just
bag these lunatics

and get things
back to normal?

Yeah.

Okay, I overheard them talking
about some kinda plan

to get $200 million by tomorrow.

Looks like they cleared
out of here in a hurry

so maybe they left a clue.

[dramatic music]

What do you see?

A number.

9-1-1-7-8-4-1..

[dramatic music]

I can't make out
the other three.

How does that add up
to $200 million?

There's no facility in town
with that much cash.

So the money's coming
into Metropolis.

What bank needs that much?

(Lois)
'9-1-1-7-8-4-1..'

'And three missing digits.'

[beeps]

Anybody want coffee?

- I'll take some.
- Yeah.

- Oh, with sugar.
- Sugar.

Um, Lois..

...did you ever get that
interview with Ultra Woman?

Why?

Uh, I was just
wondering if..

...uh, she mentioned
if she was seeing anyone.

Jimmy..

Look, not that I think
I'm good enough for her

up against Deion Sanders
and Brad Pitt but..

...I can't stop
thinking about her.

And I thought
that maybe you could

tell her that I'm a nice guy.

You are.

A-and that..

...I've been waiting my whole
life to meet someone like her.

[sighs]

[door opens]

Good morning, chief.

(Lois)
'Good morning, chief.'

Is the chief okay?

He's been sleeping
in his office.

He doesn't want to go home and
face that big empty house alone.

Is he talking to somebody?

No, but he's making up for it
by yelling at everybody.

[telephone rings]

Maybe it's a winning
lottery ticket number.

Hello?

(Lois)
'Could it be a laser or..'

Banking?
Like an account number?

(Jimmy)
'Right there.'

Guys, one of you guys
better get down

to the corner of
Giordano and Adams.

- What's up?
- We got a jumper on a ledge.

Uh...I'll take that one.

You guys keep working
on this number.

Man, this job can
really get to you

hearing all the worst stuff
people do day and night.

Yeah.

Her sister sounded
really upset too.

- Whose sister?
- Oh, the jumper's sister.

That was her on the phone
crying and sobbing.

You know I think I'm gonna
go handle this one too, okay?

[crowd applauding]

[both sigh]

Would you like to talk
to someone, a doctor?

No. But I would like a hug.

Oh.

Well-well, well, uh...okay.

No! It's her!

[zapping]

[indistinct chatter]

[crowd gasps]

I'm an empowered woman.

[intense music]

[laughs]

Well, let's see
just how strong I am.

[whistles]

Hey, you,
in the dime store dress.

Over here.

Is that real polyester?

'Cause it goes great
with that cheap lipstick

and that bad wig.

Don't you talk about
my sister's hair like that.

Shut up, Nell.

I can fight my own battles.

[gasps]

Yeah, but you are losing
the one with taste.

I'm going to ram you
into next Thursday.

[laughs]

[swooshing]

[glass breaking]

The nasty thing about
those superpowers

hard to control
with a bad temper.

Let's get out of here
before she calms down.

I guess I'm gonna have to get
used to being Earthbound again.

[Clark chuckles]

[coughing]

Well, you're off
to a good start.

I'm going to break them both
into bite size chunks..

...just as soon
as we're rich.

Oh, and one more thing..

[swooshes]

Just in case you had
one bright idea

in your whole life.

(female #4)
'Where is she?'

'Oh, oh, Ultra Woman?'

Thanks, Jimmy.
Nice work.

[crowd murmuring]

He says that number's
a post office truck.

A post office truck?

What are they going to steal,
Ed McMahon's ten million?

Well, whatever it is

it's the world versus
Hurricane Lucille

unless we can get you
your powers back.

This is for you.

Oh-ho, look at that.

Oh, thank you.

That's so sweet.

[chuckles]

Oh.

I guess there are one or two
things about this job

I'm going to miss.

- 'Thanks, Ultra Woman.'
- 'Ultra Woman.'

I'll go pay another visit
to STAR Labs.

Go back to the Planet and see

if you can narrow down
which truck it is.

- Be careful.
- You too.

(Lois)
'That's it.'

(Jimmy)
What?

One of these trucks
is making a pickup

at the Bank of Metropolis.

No. Made a pickup.

I don't get it, so they
picked up some bank money.

I'll bet you anything
it's old ATM money.

Sorry, maybe I'm
a little slow today.

I did a story on this.

See, banks need to constantly

replenish their ATM's
with new bills.

The old ones get picked up
in postal trucks.

Lucille used to work at a..

Oh, hello. I'm looking
for Superman.

Thanks for the rush job.

But we haven't even
tested it properly.

It could conk out,
or even blow up.

One thing I've learned
over the past couple days..

...roll with the punches.

Yes? Oh, he's right there.

It's Lois Lane.

Hello.

Uh-huh.

Well, do you know the route?

[dramatic music]

You like the way the bullets
bounced off my chest?

(Nell)
Oh, yes. Watching you get shot
was a real pleasure.

Ah, this is the way
crime should be.

Forget about those
gangs of guys with Uzis

or the getaway chopper.

Just rip, punch, and grab.

[laughs]

We're rich.
We're rich!

Ladies..

...may I have a word.

Ultra Woman?

Excuse me, but don't you
qualify for protection

under the endangered
species act?

You're the one up
for early extinction.

See, I've still got
all my powers.

You make me so mad
my hair hurts.

She's lying.

Let's just see.

[instrumental music]

[whooshing]

Why do I think
you're bluffing?

Well...I don't know.

I see fear in your eyes.

That's just extreme modesty.

Oh, Nell.

Let's do a little test.

Pick up the guard's gun there.

You're familiar
with the phrase

"faster than
a speeding bullet."

Lucille, I-I-I--

Nell, she knows who we are,
what we did.

'Now, there isn't a jail
on Earth that could hold me'

but you, you'd be
in a lot of trouble

if she talked to the police.

So, if you're so sure
your little laser worked..

...finish the job.

[dramatic music]

[tires screech]

[grunts]

- Get her.
- Ow!

[grunting]

Express shuttle
now leaving earth.

Leave my sister alone!

[Superman grunting]

[device beeping]

[gunshot]

[zapping]

Oh, no. No.

Not a bad note
for Ultra Woman to go out on.

Just one last thing.

If I could
do it myself, I would.

[whooshes]

[siren wailing]

[tires screeching]

You'd better get
these two behind bars.

- Right this way, ma'am.
- Let's go.

Pray we don't end up
in a cell together.

Oh, I'm so scared.

(male #10)
'You have the right
to remain silent..'

Okay.

Just, one more last thing.

This is great stuff, kids.

But we still don't know where
this Ultra Woman came from

and are we ever going
to see her again.

[sighs]
Well--

She said she was a really
close friend of Superman's

and that's about all
either of them would say.

Alright, let's slap this on the
front page and head for home.

Does that mean you're
not sleeping here?

Oh, Alice is staying
with a friend..

...and, uh, I'll be moving out
at the end of the month.

We're sorry
to hear that, chief.

Well, you know, the fact is

I've lived and breathed
the "Daily Planet" for 30 years.

And Alice says no matter
how much I promise to change

that's the way
it'll always be.

She feels
she has the right to play

first fiddle with somebody
and, uh, I can't disagree.

But I wanna, I wanna thank you
all for your concern

and understanding that my, uh

fuse has been
a little short lately.

Well, o-okay, let's hit it.

We got a paper to print. Huh.

See you later.

Oh, Jimmy, um, I talked to
Ultra Woman before she flew off

and she wanted me
to give you a message.

Yeah?

You're cute.

She said that?

Her exact words.

Man!

I'm cute, ha-ha.

[chuckles]

[telephone ringing]

[dramatic music]

(Lois)
You know..

...if somebody had asked me
three days ago

who the one person in the world
I admired most was..

...I'd have said, you..

...but without really knowing
what that meant.

Without understanding that

the hardest thing
about being you

is all the things
you can't do.

All the cries for help
that you can't answer.

How that quietly
tears you apart..

...but it never stops you.

And after living
a little of that myself..

...I realized something.

Something that I never
thought was possible.

What?

I love you more.

More than I ever have..

...and more than I ever thought
I could love anyone.

And so..

...I want to ask..

...will you marry me?

Who's asking..

...Lois or Ultra Woman?

[chuckles]

Who's answering?

Clark or Superman?

I'm answering.

I'm waiting.

Yes.

[instrumental music]

[fireworks explode]

[theme music]