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The city of Corinth...
has received their invitation
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to the First Ever
Worldwide Inter-City Games
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and says...
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"yes"!
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That's great news!
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Is he dead?
That's obviously bad news
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and his life shouldn't
be trivialized,
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but put him in the "yes" pile!
Yes!
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So we've got how many cities
coming?
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- Four.
- Amazing!
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The Games are happening!
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You don't have to take out
the people, son.
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We have people for that.
- I'm taking it to my lab.
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I've been getting into
dead bodies lately.
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Scientifically.
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Where is it scientific to
study dead people, Egypt?
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Oh, they get up to stuff
down there.
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You love killing people!
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Yeah, and then I leave 'em
alone like a normal person.
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I'll do what I want
and nobody can stop me!
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Can I get a servant to help me
not be stopped?
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It is exciting that
our city will be hosting
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all these other cities.
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I know a recipe for an orgy
when I hear one.
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You hear recipes for orgies
every day.
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- It's a pretty simple recipe.
- Prove it.
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Can you guys not be gross
while I'm eating?
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I gotta build my strength
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so I can rip out some spines
in these Games.
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These aren't those kind of
Games, Stupendous.
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Everyone's spine is staying
right inside their backs.
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Then what are we gonna count
to know who won?
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The whole point of this event
is to show that
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cities can coexist peacefully.
- OK, I'm out.
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Stupendous,
do as your brother says.
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These Games are a great idea.
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Wow, Mum.
Your support is confusing.
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They've truly earned
the name "The Deliria Games."
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And some kind of banner.
Just riffing here.
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No longer confusing.
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I suppose if they're named
after me,
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I'll have to make an appearance
at the closing ceremonies.
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Can't do that without a song.
Songs need choreography.
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I guess me descending
from the heavens
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on a giant golden swing?
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My hands are tied.
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Mum, do you have to take over
everything I do?
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No, I can take over
a lot of things.
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The weather for instance.
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Hope there's not a tornado
coming... of scorpions.
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"Deliria Games" it is.
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I'll enslave some dancers!
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There he is!
Welcome to the Games, neighbor!
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I came to keep you from
getting killed.
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Do you know who you've invited
to your city?
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Zika the Brutal?
Papatonis the Destroyer?
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These titles never mean
what they sound like.
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Maybe Zika is brutally honest.
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Maybe Papatonis destroyed poverty.
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Petra, the Biter-Off-er
of Penises?
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That could be
her married name?
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Anyway, don't forget something:
you and I were enemies,
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then I invited you in,
and now we're friends.
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Fair point.
As a friend,
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can I ask you a favor?
- Anything.
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Pretend you don't know me
when the other guys get here.
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If they all attack at once,
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I don't want to get
my ass kicked.
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Hey! Look who's here!
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Did you see how poorly defended
this nerd's walls are?
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Sorry.
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Welcome.
I'm Tyrannis, the host.
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I'm Papatonis.
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Let's shake hands.
Whoops!
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Guess I'm fixing
my hair instead.
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I invented that.
- Don't let him bully you.
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I'm Zika. Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I'm kidding.
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Why would it be nice
to meet anyone?
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The world is merciless, stupid.
- I agree.
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But I believe we can
change that together. Drinks?
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Nice try.
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We know how poison works.
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OK.
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Crack that whip
next to my son again
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and I'll turn your face
inside out,
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which would be an improvement.
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Uh, you live
with your mother?
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She lives with me.
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Listen, I've set up a very nice
luxury skybox in the arena,
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where we can all watch
the Games together.
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In the meantime,
make yourselves at home.
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Uh, we've never met.
I'm Asskill.
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I'm so sorry.
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Mum, please don't make me
look like a kid
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in front of the other kings.
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I'm about to pitch them
my big thing.
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You know, my thing?
The world's first empire?
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A centralized network of
multiple cities
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and a mutually beneficial
alliance?
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Can't you just do
some push-ups?
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You never get me!
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Just don't get assassinated
before my closing number.
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All right, failures!
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Let's actually try this time.
A-five, six, seven, eight!
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No, stop, stop.
How can you be this bad?
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Shouldn't someone tell us
what the moves are?
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Oh, is that? All right.
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Full disclosure,
first time choreographing.
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Right, here's what I want.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Come on, like you want it.
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Like you're controlling
your own bodies.
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Isn't it nice to take a break
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from your dark,
corpse-filled lab
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and get outside, see the sun,
have fun with the people?
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I have plenty of fun
with the people.
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I mean the living people.
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Son, as monsters,
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we have to be careful
about our messaging.
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Bad monsters kill people,
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good monsters have sex
with people.
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Trust me,
that's where the action is.
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Dad, my outer membrane
is reproductive jelly.
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I'm technically having sex
all the time.
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And just because
I'm not like you
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doesn't mean I'm a bad monster.
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Someone's been murdered!
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Ooh, a freshie!
That's super rare.
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Let's go!
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Dear god, who does this?
It's barbaric.
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They didn't even eat
a single piece.
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Of course they didn't.
They were having too much fun.
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That's why they didn't stop.
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I need to get this body
back to my lab.
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Son, no.
The humans are watching.
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Yeah, they're watching me
invent forensic science.
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To catch this killer,
I need to get inside his head,
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by running my fingers through
his victim's guts.
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Support me!
- All right.
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My son and I are
taking this body.
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But we're good monsters.
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Our motivations are
quite sexual.
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Nice save, Dad.
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So you see,
we trade olives for leather,
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leather for spices,
spices for cattle,
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use the cattle for milk,
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which we then trade for,
wait for it, olives!
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And Krapopolis will be the city
that started it all.
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Seems complicated, but,
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hey, I'm just the guy you pay
to reassure you.
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And you're doing
a bang up job.
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Too bad you're not the guy
I pay to get sarcasm, huh?
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People from all over
have gathered to watch
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whatever this is going to be.
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Maybe it's because our lives
only consist of work,
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suffering and death,
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but I for one
am excited to be here!
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Are you guys gonna talk
like that the whole time?
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Not sure what you mean.
It's just how we talk.
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Here come the athletes!
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Players from each city
are now holding rocks.
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Players, stack!
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Peace. Peace. Peace.
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What kind of idiot thinks
stacking a bunch of rocks
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counts as a game?
- My idiot brother, that's who.
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Sounds like a real idiot.
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Except you don't
get to say that about him.
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Only I do.
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Stack your rock,
little muscle man.
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I'll "stack a rock" you!
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- Some kind of rock check.
- Getting interesting.
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Hey, check it out.
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I didn't know these Games
would involve violence.
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Official Deliria Games Wine!
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Collectible goblets!
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Enjoying your own Games?
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I am but
a humble wine vendor.
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Relax, Deliria. No shame.
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I once caught Athena
pretending to be the bull
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at her own sacrifice.
- Ha! Loser.
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Popping in to tell you
that your event
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has drawn some impressives.
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Over my shoulder,
peregrine falcon, don't look,
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falcon perched on the--
don't look!
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That's Aphrodite, baby.
- You're kidding.
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I thought that was
a weirdly hot falcon.
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And, front row,
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you can look
because he loves it,
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Poseidon's nephew, Broseidon.
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Ay, let's see some cool crap!
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Famous for being famous.
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Nobody likes him but he goes
where the heat is, so...
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So the heat is here!
That's tremendous.
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Here's hoping you can keep it
on your side.
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Super speed!
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It's as if this event has
gone from a peaceful,
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somewhat anticlimactic
stacking of rocks
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to some kind of battle over
collecting rocks!
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It doesn't really seem like
your royal friends--
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They'll be here.
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They're probably
just entranced by
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the peaceful majesty
of my Games.
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I don't think the Games are
very peaceful anymore.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Your sister kind of invented
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more of a competitive
violence-driven thing.
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It's kind of a hit.
Well, not kind of.
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It's actually mostly hitting.
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She's undermining
world peace.
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And she must die!
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Krapopolis has possession!
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Whoo!
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Yeah! She came out of me!
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Oh, good, Mum.
I need you to stop Stupendous.
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Stop her?
The Games are a hit, dear.
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Look at that.
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I don't know
what the hell that is.
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Isn't it obvious? Everyone
loves watching your sister
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beat other people's brains out
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and it's all thanks to me
in a roundabout sort of way.
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That was never the point
of this.
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And what was the point again?
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To get the other kings to
listen to
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my inter-city peace whatever,
so I'm putting a stop to this.
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Where did you inherit
your love of failure from?
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- Help me or get out of my way.
- I'll help.
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It's the kind of help
where you thank me later.
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How much more can you learn
from this?
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Everything.
I'm inventing something new.
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This is called profiling.
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We're looking for
a smart but weak man,
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a skilled craftsman,
lonely, frustrated,
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works indoors,
socially awkward,
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just wants to be loved...
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But they won't admit it.
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Uh-huh.
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They're saying with these
murders, "screw you, everybody.
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"You think you're so great
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"because you make out with
each other
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"and laugh together
and mock me behind my back?
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"But guess what, man?
Guess what?
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"You won't be so sexy
if I fix you,
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if I make you look like
I feel!"
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Anyway, um...
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That's who we're looking for.
What do you think?
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I think this killer sounds
like a nice boy
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who's just misunderstood.
- Well, I think he's garbage.
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- Don't say that.
- We need to catch him!
250
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,803
Maybe he needs to be
caught... in a hug.
251
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,138
What is wrong with you?
252
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,842
I think I know where the killer
will strike next!
253
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:42,910
That's good.
254
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,945
That's the first step to stopping.
255
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:49,383
- Yeah, I know.
- I know you know.
256
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,285
I think I'm gonna do
this part alone.
257
00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:54,054
You can feel the energy
in Krapopolis
258
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,090
as the Deliria Games enters
259
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,058
whatever comes after
the beginning.
260
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,260
Measurements of time are
not really a thing yet.
261
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,096
And we're giving you
the play by play,
262
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,965
made possible by
Yanni's sound cones,
263
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,100
cones of wood
that make you loud!
264
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,935
You've got to be kidding me.
265
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,374
Smart defense.
266
00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:15,743
You gotta spend rocks
to gain rocks
267
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,911
and this is a game of rocks.
268
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,815
Stupendous is going for
the point!
269
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,185
Rock, Krapopolis!
270
00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:26,787
You gotta think
King Tyrannis is awful proud
271
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,455
of his big sister right now.
272
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,324
Whoa!
273
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,160
Hey, are you
Stupendous' brother?
274
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,463
No, she's my sister.
My sister!
275
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,400
- Hi, son. I bought snacks.
- What do you want, Dad?
276
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,070
To see how things were
progressing with your "case."
277
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,239
- Why did you say it like that?
- No reason.
278
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,975
So based on your understanding
of the killer,
279
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,911
you feel this might be a place
they might--
280
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,180
I don't think
he'd kill anyone here
281
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,149
but I do think he'll be
revealing himself very soon.
282
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,919
That's good, son.
Take your time.
283
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,287
Actually, don't take your time.
284
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,855
You're safe here.
You can just say it.
285
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,090
I wanted it to be a surprise.
286
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,925
I don't think at this point
it will be.
287
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,226
Oh, really?
So you know who it is?
288
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,360
- Yes, I do.
- Tell me.
289
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,196
I think it's important
you say it.
290
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,931
Say it on three.
One, two...
291
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,334
the blacksmith.
- My beautiful son!
292
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,203
Wait, what?
Why would Tyrannis kill people?
293
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,873
He's already king.
- My other son.
294
00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:20,908
Stupendous is a guy?
295
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,943
Me? Dad, what the hell?
296
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,078
It's the blacksmith, you knob!
297
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,980
Son, you don't have to be ashamed.
298
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,883
I support you.
- As a murderer?
299
00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:30,184
As whatever you are.
300
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,686
Then you can support me as
a scholar of anatomy
301
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,054
on the trail of a killer!
302
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,789
Well, no,
because that's crazy.
303
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,892
Just admit you're a horrific
ghoul man from the deep
304
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,360
and let's get
the hell out of town.
305
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,931
- You are the worst father.
- And you are a great murderer.
306
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,700
I love you! Don't get caught!
307
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:54,575
Stupendous!
Stupendous! Stupendous!
308
00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:56,076
Excuse me, coming through.
309
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,011
Sorry, but we're about to do
a thing where
310
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,647
we all take turns standing up
in kind of a wave.
311
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,851
It's gonna really give meaning
to being a crowd at an event.
312
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:04,885
Do you know who I am?
313
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,954
I don't care if
you're the king of Krapopolis!
314
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,355
I am the king of Krapopolis!
315
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,325
What an excellent way for me
to illustrate my point.
316
00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,093
Whoa!
317
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,966
Put it down, please.
Thank you.
318
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,166
Put the rock down.
319
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,636
Stupendous,
for once in your life,
320
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,505
stop sabotaging me!
321
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:27,474
- I never sabotaged--
- You're doing it now!
322
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,610
Put it down.
323
00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,244
Hi. Thank you, everybody.
324
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,681
I'm Tyrannis.
These are my Games.
325
00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:35,316
But there's been
some confusion.
326
00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:38,585
They've gotten a little violent
and a little too competitive.
327
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,720
But here's the good news.
328
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,789
Before that happened, we've
proved something important:
329
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:46,794
that we can all get together
in peace and have fun.
330
00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:49,363
So what I'd like to do is
invite my fellow kings up to
331
00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:52,999
the luxury skybox and have an
exciting talk about the future
332
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,603
while these folks go back to
playing nicely.
333
00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,471
What do you think?
334
00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:58,906
Riot!
335
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:02,475
Whoopsie.
336
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:16,223
Baby?
337
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,058
It's not a secret
riot shelter.
338
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,326
Nobody's ever said that about
339
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,862
a place that wasn't
a secret riot shelter.
340
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,263
It's a royal reading nook.
341
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,666
There's no written language
so there are no books.
342
00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:26,767
I'm waiting for them.
343
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,168
That's why the shelves are
filled with food, supplies,
344
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,370
and one dose of fatal poison.
345
00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,705
Sugar-booger,
you're all grown up now.
346
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,208
You can't just hide under
your blanky-wanky.
347
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,877
Why are you pretending we had
cute names for me or blankets?
348
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,078
I don't even think I had
a blanket.
349
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,681
Because I raised you
to be strong.
350
00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:41,982
You barely raised me.
351
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,418
Right, you're talking in
circles, booby-nooby.
352
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,554
Your city is being invaded and
you're sitting here sulking.
353
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,688
I'm not sulking!
354
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,391
Maybe they deserve to be invaded.
355
00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:53,360
You don't mean that.
Krapopolis needs you.
356
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,196
Mumma's ass-kicking
closing number needs you.
357
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,198
Naturally,
this is all about you.
358
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,868
- Oh, like it's not about you.
- Huh, yeah.
359
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,171
I mean, I've been
convincing myself that
360
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,772
I put on these Games for
a noble purpose
361
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:09,009
but the truth is, I only wanted
to prove that my way is right
362
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,211
and I wanted it so badly
I risked everything
363
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,781
just to keep my sister from
getting the glory.
364
00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,482
I'm no better than you!
365
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,586
Oh, please. You're barely
scratching the surface.
366
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,520
Thank you, Mother.
367
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,723
Thank you for your shining,
terrible example.
368
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,991
Now take me to Stupendous.
369
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,493
You know you're very lucky
I'm doing a lot of
370
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:27,962
magic hour dependent light work
in my number.
371
00:15:27,962 --> 00:15:30,430
Hop onto Mumma's shoulders.
372
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,567
And if anyone sees us,
I'm an ordinary ostrich.
373
00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:38,038
You're gonna want thumbs
for this.
374
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,207
I'm so happy
you invited me in.
375
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:43,010
These are amazing.
What do you call them again?
376
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,778
Horseshoes.
377
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,081
It's a little outside the box
378
00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:50,617
but as a blacksmith,
it's my job to think different.
379
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,887
My son is the same way.
380
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:56,023
I just wish he was
more sociable, like you.
381
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,160
Do you have kids?
- No, I'm pretty isolated.
382
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:02,029
I only talk to people
when I've got work to do.
383
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,531
Other hoof.
- The similarities continue.
384
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,935
Yes, you both work alone,
you're both skilled craftsmen.
385
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,869
Distinctive nails you use.
386
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,172
I feel I've seen them
around town.
387
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,976
Yes, they hold up
quite a bit of weight.
388
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,379
But I guess
you already know that.
389
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,181
You're the killer!
That's wonderful.
390
00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,649
It's not supposed to be.
391
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,786
No, you don't understand.
See, I thought it was my son.
392
00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:27,087
Oh! OK, ouch!
393
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,990
But still, such a relief.
394
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,459
Blacksmith! I've caught you.
Dad!
395
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:37,063
Hippo, I'm slain.
But guess who by? Not you.
396
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,633
I'm so proud that you're only
into corpses
397
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:40,968
other people killed.
398
00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:42,937
Hold on. I've studied enough
to know that
399
00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:44,338
if I push down on
this squirty thing...
400
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,972
That's good.
401
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,674
If you were dying,
that wouldn't hurt.
402
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,142
So you really were learning
403
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,944
and are not just
a creepy death perv.
404
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,679
It can be both things.
405
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,948
I love you, son.
406
00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:56,350
After I'm gone,
I want you to go ahead
407
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,854
and dig around inside of me.
Just go nuts in there.
408
00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:01,122
You're not going anywhere!
409
00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:03,624
But if you do,
thank you, I will do that.
410
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,258
That's very exciting.
411
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,298
Mummy's on a schedule!
412
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,601
So what's the strong person
equivalent of "I'm sorry"?
413
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,871
Do I jab a sharp stick in
my eye or are words enough?
414
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,372
For the apology you owe me,
415
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,109
that stick will need to get
shoved way further south.
416
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,377
I get it. I'm always acting
like I'm evolved and
417
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,881
you're a regressive barbarian,
which you are,
418
00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:28,616
and I keep trying to
convince myself that
419
00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:30,851
I can force people into
a future I want,
420
00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:32,186
one where I get to feel safe.
421
00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,321
But the truth is,
this is your world,
422
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,190
and you deserve to be celebrated.
423
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,658
Can't really argue with that.
424
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:38,759
But in a million years,
425
00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:41,262
weak sissies like you will
probably be running things.
426
00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:43,430
That's why I came to
help you build this city.
427
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,166
Great. We both agree that
in a million years, I win.
428
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,869
So now can we go finish
the Games and save the city?
429
00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,005
Oh, OK.
But if we pass a sharp stick,
430
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,407
you still owe me an apology.
431
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,676
Mum, can you help us get
everyone back in the stands?
432
00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:59,413
Finally. It's about time.
You can only rehearse so much.
433
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,649
I think one of my backup
dancers is about to give birth.
434
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,051
Hail, bitches!
435
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,821
It's hailing everywhere but
over the amphitheater!
436
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,424
What an oddly specific
weather pattern!
437
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,458
Oof!
438
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,632
OK, glad to see everyone is
safe and sound.
439
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:20,901
A hailstone killed my kid!
440
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,970
Unfortunate,
but most kids die.
441
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,037
That's why we have a lot.
442
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,609
Right now all that matters is
the rock ball game is back on!
443
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,212
Perhaps I wasn't clear that
stopping the Games was
444
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,146
just a diversion,
445
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,516
not the whiny baby tantrum
it seemed like.
446
00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,918
In the future,
we will call it a halftime.
447
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,719
Now, go kick some ass.
448
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,890
Room for one more?
449
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,826
Are you gonna ruin this
by talking?
450
00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:47,661
The only thing
I'll be talking is trash
451
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:51,531
because my sister is going to
wipe the floor with your guys.
452
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,473
With time winding down,
this could be the last play.
453
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,210
It would take a miracle for
Stupendous to pull this off.
454
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,212
But we do live in
an era of gods
455
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,014
and often irrational magic,
456
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,082
so literally anything
is possible.
457
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,985
Come on, Stupe,
you can do it!
458
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,923
Krapopolis wins!
459
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,728
That's my sister!
460
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,830
Yeah!
461
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,297
- All right!
- Ah, yeah!
462
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,134
Well, these games were a lot
more fun than I had expected.
463
00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,902
And at this point,
I'm probably drunk enough
464
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,805
to listen to whatever boring
stuff you might want to say.
465
00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,474
Wow. OK, this is fantastic.
466
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,008
You're gonna love
my presentation.
467
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,076
Just need to get my model.
One sec.
468
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,811
You all stay right here!
469
00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,484
Wait, before you die,
470
00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:45,218
would you have been amenable
to a long-term
471
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,387
multi-city alliance?
472
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,890
You would not believe
the line at the kebab stand.
473
00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,224
What did I miss?
474
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,894
Tyrannis, you'll never guess
who the killer is.
475
00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:56,229
- The blacksmith?
- How did you--oh.
476
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,831
The good news is that
I've learned enough about
477
00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:01,068
human anatomy to make this
all look like an accident.
478
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,171
Closing number time!
Remember the new combination.
479
00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:07,541
"Kick ball change, pop.
Booty, booty, booty, booty."
480
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:11,145
Hello, Krapopolis!
481
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,347
And what are you--you are not
having that baby now!
482
00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:15,048
Suck it back in!
483
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,184
I'm proud of you, Stupendous.
484
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:19,653
For being amazing?
Kind of comes natural.
485
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,654
Well, yes, for that.
486
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,424
But also because you did
the one thing I never could,
487
00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:26,126
made these games about
something other than Mum.
488
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,095
Oh, for the love of--
just dance around--
489
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,463
dance around it!
Better than that!
490
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,869
Sup? Sup? How you doing?
491
00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,971
- Broseidon!
- Oh, what's up?
492
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,940
- Who is that?
- Broseidon.
493
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,042
- Am I supposed to care?
- I don't know.
494
00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:44,311
He's just one of those guys,
famous for being famous.
495
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,580
There's no "there" there.
- Hey, who said that?
496
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,881
Ay, who's talking smack?
497
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,250
Who's judging me?
You don't know me.
498
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,284
- Who're you talking to?
- Who are you talking to?
499
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,987
- Why are you upset?
- Why are you upset?
500
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,388
You wanna dance with Broseidon?
501
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,023
I don't understand
what's going on.
502
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,926
That's right, you don't.
503
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,660
None of you do. Come on.
504
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,996
Man, Broseidon's a dick.
505
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,833
Ay, who said that?
You people don't know me!
506
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,300
I'm sorry I'm popular!
507
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,536
Doesn't mean
I'm here for your abuse!
508
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,938
I'm a human being.
509
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,973
I'm Poseidon's nephew
but I'm human!
510
00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:15,108
I have a story,
I have feelings!
511
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,746
I had a messed up childhood!
- Ah, boo-hoo!
512
00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,282
Nobody knows my pain!
513
00:21:21,282 --> 00:21:23,984
And nobody would know
Broseidon's pain.
514
00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,453
And his pain continued forever.
515
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,489
And that is why
we have four seasons.
516
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,424
Did you get any of that?
517
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,362
Bento.
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