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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:26,894 The city of Corinth... has received their invitation 2 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:30,197 to the First Ever Worldwide Inter-City Games 3 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,300 and says... 4 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,535 "yes"! 5 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,336 That's great news! 6 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,071 Is he dead? That's obviously bad news 7 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,339 and his life shouldn't be trivialized, 8 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,208 but put him in the "yes" pile! Yes! 9 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,977 So we've got how many cities coming? 10 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:44,044 - Four. - Amazing! 11 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,946 The Games are happening! 12 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:51,084 You don't have to take out the people, son. 13 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,320 We have people for that. - I'm taking it to my lab. 14 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,755 I've been getting into dead bodies lately. 15 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,124 Scientifically. 16 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,993 Where is it scientific to study dead people, Egypt? 17 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,729 Oh, they get up to stuff down there. 18 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,196 You love killing people! 19 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:06,100 Yeah, and then I leave 'em alone like a normal person. 20 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,735 I'll do what I want and nobody can stop me! 21 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,906 Can I get a servant to help me not be stopped? 22 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,035 It is exciting that our city will be hosting 23 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:42,002 all these other cities. 24 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,905 I know a recipe for an orgy when I hear one. 25 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,473 You hear recipes for orgies every day. 26 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:49,009 - It's a pretty simple recipe. - Prove it. 27 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,911 Can you guys not be gross while I'm eating? 28 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,146 I gotta build my strength 29 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,014 so I can rip out some spines in these Games. 30 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,083 These aren't those kind of Games, Stupendous. 31 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,051 Everyone's spine is staying right inside their backs. 32 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,086 Then what are we gonna count to know who won? 33 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:01,689 The whole point of this event is to show that 34 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:04,858 cities can coexist peacefully. - OK, I'm out. 35 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,727 Stupendous, do as your brother says. 36 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:07,995 These Games are a great idea. 37 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,597 Wow, Mum. Your support is confusing. 38 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:13,901 They've truly earned the name "The Deliria Games." 39 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,802 And some kind of banner. Just riffing here. 40 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,304 No longer confusing. 41 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,139 I suppose if they're named after me, 42 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,441 I'll have to make an appearance at the closing ceremonies. 43 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:24,878 Can't do that without a song. Songs need choreography. 44 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,680 I guess me descending from the heavens 45 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,015 on a giant golden swing? 46 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,316 My hands are tied. 47 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,819 Mum, do you have to take over everything I do? 48 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,688 No, I can take over a lot of things. 49 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,989 The weather for instance. 50 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,859 Hope there's not a tornado coming... of scorpions. 51 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,094 "Deliria Games" it is. 52 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:42,095 I'll enslave some dancers! 53 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,433 There he is! Welcome to the Games, neighbor! 54 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,367 I came to keep you from getting killed. 55 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,569 Do you know who you've invited to your city? 56 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,139 Zika the Brutal? Papatonis the Destroyer? 57 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,774 These titles never mean what they sound like. 58 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,777 Maybe Zika is brutally honest. 59 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,012 Maybe Papatonis destroyed poverty. 60 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,181 Petra, the Biter-Off-er of Penises? 61 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,617 That could be her married name? 62 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,954 Anyway, don't forget something: you and I were enemies, 63 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:09,122 then I invited you in, and now we're friends. 64 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,324 Fair point. As a friend, 65 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,192 can I ask you a favor? - Anything. 66 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,161 Pretend you don't know me when the other guys get here. 67 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,362 If they all attack at once, 68 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,964 I don't want to get my ass kicked. 69 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,632 Hey! Look who's here! 70 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:21,569 Did you see how poorly defended this nerd's walls are? 71 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,369 Sorry. 72 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:25,538 Welcome. I'm Tyrannis, the host. 73 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:26,673 I'm Papatonis. 74 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,876 Let's shake hands. Whoops! 75 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,078 Guess I'm fixing my hair instead. 76 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,080 I invented that. - Don't let him bully you. 77 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,782 I'm Zika. Nice to meet you. 78 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,083 - Nice to meet you. - I'm kidding. 79 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,451 Why would it be nice to meet anyone? 80 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:40,054 The world is merciless, stupid. - I agree. 81 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,956 But I believe we can change that together. Drinks? 82 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,058 Nice try. 83 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,760 We know how poison works. 84 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,928 OK. 85 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,363 Crack that whip next to my son again 86 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,698 and I'll turn your face inside out, 87 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,066 which would be an improvement. 88 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,968 Uh, you live with your mother? 89 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,537 She lives with me. 90 00:03:56,537 --> 00:04:00,240 Listen, I've set up a very nice luxury skybox in the arena, 91 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,276 where we can all watch the Games together. 92 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,377 In the meantime, make yourselves at home. 93 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,548 Uh, we've never met. I'm Asskill. 94 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,186 I'm so sorry. 95 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,189 Mum, please don't make me look like a kid 96 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:16,289 in front of the other kings. 97 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,092 I'm about to pitch them my big thing. 98 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,196 You know, my thing? The world's first empire? 99 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:24,264 A centralized network of multiple cities 100 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,300 and a mutually beneficial alliance? 101 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,834 Can't you just do some push-ups? 102 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:28,969 You never get me! 103 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,705 Just don't get assassinated before my closing number. 104 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,240 All right, failures! 105 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:36,610 Let's actually try this time. A-five, six, seven, eight! 106 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:40,313 No, stop, stop. How can you be this bad? 107 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,349 Shouldn't someone tell us what the moves are? 108 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,250 Oh, is that? All right. 109 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,653 Full disclosure, first time choreographing. 110 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:46,587 Right, here's what I want. 111 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,655 Five, six, seven, eight. 112 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,090 Come on, like you want it. 113 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,559 Like you're controlling your own bodies. 114 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,194 Isn't it nice to take a break 115 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,229 from your dark, corpse-filled lab 116 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:59,299 and get outside, see the sun, have fun with the people? 117 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,968 I have plenty of fun with the people. 118 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,503 I mean the living people. 119 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,204 Son, as monsters, 120 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,274 we have to be careful about our messaging. 121 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,308 Bad monsters kill people, 122 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,578 good monsters have sex with people. 123 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:13,079 Trust me, that's where the action is. 124 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,083 Dad, my outer membrane is reproductive jelly. 125 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,084 I'm technically having sex all the time. 126 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,786 And just because I'm not like you 127 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:20,855 doesn't mean I'm a bad monster. 128 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:24,057 Someone's been murdered! 129 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,760 Ooh, a freshie! That's super rare. 130 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,028 Let's go! 131 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,832 Dear god, who does this? It's barbaric. 132 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,334 They didn't even eat a single piece. 133 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,769 Of course they didn't. They were having too much fun. 134 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,237 That's why they didn't stop. 135 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,972 I need to get this body back to my lab. 136 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,508 Son, no. The humans are watching. 137 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:45,346 Yeah, they're watching me invent forensic science. 138 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:48,215 To catch this killer, I need to get inside his head, 139 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,784 by running my fingers through his victim's guts. 140 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,786 Support me! - All right. 141 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,722 My son and I are taking this body. 142 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:55,956 But we're good monsters. 143 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,825 Our motivations are quite sexual. 144 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,427 Nice save, Dad. 145 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:04,365 So you see, we trade olives for leather, 146 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:07,601 leather for spices, spices for cattle, 147 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:08,969 use the cattle for milk, 148 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,105 which we then trade for, wait for it, olives! 149 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,575 And Krapopolis will be the city that started it all. 150 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:16,944 Seems complicated, but, 151 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,879 hey, I'm just the guy you pay to reassure you. 152 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,081 And you're doing a bang up job. 153 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,717 Too bad you're not the guy I pay to get sarcasm, huh? 154 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,086 People from all over have gathered to watch 155 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,822 whatever this is going to be. 156 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,025 Maybe it's because our lives only consist of work, 157 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:32,393 suffering and death, 158 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,495 but I for one am excited to be here! 159 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:38,265 Are you guys gonna talk like that the whole time? 160 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:41,535 Not sure what you mean. It's just how we talk. 161 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,769 Here come the athletes! 162 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,641 Players from each city are now holding rocks. 163 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,546 Players, stack! 164 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:57,450 Peace. Peace. Peace. 165 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:00,153 What kind of idiot thinks stacking a bunch of rocks 166 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,656 counts as a game? - My idiot brother, that's who. 167 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,024 Sounds like a real idiot. 168 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,959 Except you don't get to say that about him. 169 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,127 Only I do. 170 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,962 Stack your rock, little muscle man. 171 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,732 I'll "stack a rock" you! 172 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:16,237 - Some kind of rock check. - Getting interesting. 173 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,407 Hey, check it out. 174 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,877 I didn't know these Games would involve violence. 175 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:28,482 Official Deliria Games Wine! 176 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:32,119 Collectible goblets! 177 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,954 Enjoying your own Games? 178 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,789 I am but a humble wine vendor. 179 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,691 Relax, Deliria. No shame. 180 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,893 I once caught Athena pretending to be the bull 181 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,029 at her own sacrifice. - Ha! Loser. 182 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,765 Popping in to tell you that your event 183 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,233 has drawn some impressives. 184 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,969 Over my shoulder, peregrine falcon, don't look, 185 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,038 falcon perched on the-- don't look! 186 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,908 That's Aphrodite, baby. - You're kidding. 187 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,943 I thought that was a weirdly hot falcon. 188 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,811 And, front row, 189 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,847 you can look because he loves it, 190 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,915 Poseidon's nephew, Broseidon. 191 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,918 Ay, let's see some cool crap! 192 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,418 Famous for being famous. 193 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,355 Nobody likes him but he goes where the heat is, so... 194 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,158 So the heat is here! That's tremendous. 195 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,527 Here's hoping you can keep it on your side. 196 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,028 Super speed! 197 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,098 It's as if this event has gone from a peaceful, 198 00:08:17,098 --> 00:08:20,100 somewhat anticlimactic stacking of rocks 199 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,636 to some kind of battle over collecting rocks! 200 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,877 It doesn't really seem like your royal friends-- 201 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:30,744 They'll be here. 202 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,246 They're probably just entranced by 203 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,180 the peaceful majesty of my Games. 204 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,650 I don't think the Games are very peaceful anymore. 205 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:37,818 - What? - Yeah. 206 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:38,819 Your sister kind of invented 207 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,154 more of a competitive violence-driven thing. 208 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,223 It's kind of a hit. Well, not kind of. 209 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,758 It's actually mostly hitting. 210 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,662 She's undermining world peace. 211 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,031 And she must die! 212 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,636 Krapopolis has possession! 213 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:01,342 Whoo! 214 00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:03,444 Yeah! She came out of me! 215 00:09:03,444 --> 00:09:06,847 Oh, good, Mum. I need you to stop Stupendous. 216 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,816 Stop her? The Games are a hit, dear. 217 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,853 Look at that. 218 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:13,987 I don't know what the hell that is. 219 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,790 Isn't it obvious? Everyone loves watching your sister 220 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,858 beat other people's brains out 221 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,794 and it's all thanks to me in a roundabout sort of way. 222 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,995 That was never the point of this. 223 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,197 And what was the point again? 224 00:09:23,197 --> 00:09:24,398 To get the other kings to listen to 225 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:28,402 my inter-city peace whatever, so I'm putting a stop to this. 226 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,437 Where did you inherit your love of failure from? 227 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,973 - Help me or get out of my way. - I'll help. 228 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:38,012 It's the kind of help where you thank me later. 229 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,280 How much more can you learn from this? 230 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,849 Everything. I'm inventing something new. 231 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,952 This is called profiling. 232 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,020 We're looking for a smart but weak man, 233 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:50,824 a skilled craftsman, lonely, frustrated, 234 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,960 works indoors, socially awkward, 235 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,862 just wants to be loved... 236 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,465 But they won't admit it. 237 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,234 Uh-huh. 238 00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:03,904 They're saying with these murders, "screw you, everybody. 239 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,172 "You think you're so great 240 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,007 "because you make out with each other 241 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,210 "and laugh together and mock me behind my back? 242 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,879 "But guess what, man? Guess what? 243 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,950 "You won't be so sexy if I fix you, 244 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:20,320 if I make you look like I feel!" 245 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:22,990 Anyway, um... 246 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,959 That's who we're looking for. What do you think? 247 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,494 I think this killer sounds like a nice boy 248 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:30,931 who's just misunderstood. - Well, I think he's garbage. 249 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,200 - Don't say that. - We need to catch him! 250 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,803 Maybe he needs to be caught... in a hug. 251 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,138 What is wrong with you? 252 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,842 I think I know where the killer will strike next! 253 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:42,910 That's good. 254 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,945 That's the first step to stopping. 255 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:49,383 - Yeah, I know. - I know you know. 256 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,285 I think I'm gonna do this part alone. 257 00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:54,054 You can feel the energy in Krapopolis 258 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,090 as the Deliria Games enters 259 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,058 whatever comes after the beginning. 260 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,260 Measurements of time are not really a thing yet. 261 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,096 And we're giving you the play by play, 262 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,965 made possible by Yanni's sound cones, 263 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,100 cones of wood that make you loud! 264 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,935 You've got to be kidding me. 265 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,374 Smart defense. 266 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:15,743 You gotta spend rocks to gain rocks 267 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,911 and this is a game of rocks. 268 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,815 Stupendous is going for the point! 269 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,185 Rock, Krapopolis! 270 00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:26,787 You gotta think King Tyrannis is awful proud 271 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,455 of his big sister right now. 272 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,324 Whoa! 273 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,160 Hey, are you Stupendous' brother? 274 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,463 No, she's my sister. My sister! 275 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,400 - Hi, son. I bought snacks. - What do you want, Dad? 276 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,070 To see how things were progressing with your "case." 277 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,239 - Why did you say it like that? - No reason. 278 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,975 So based on your understanding of the killer, 279 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,911 you feel this might be a place they might-- 280 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,180 I don't think he'd kill anyone here 281 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,149 but I do think he'll be revealing himself very soon. 282 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,919 That's good, son. Take your time. 283 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,287 Actually, don't take your time. 284 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,855 You're safe here. You can just say it. 285 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,090 I wanted it to be a surprise. 286 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,925 I don't think at this point it will be. 287 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,226 Oh, really? So you know who it is? 288 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,360 - Yes, I do. - Tell me. 289 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,196 I think it's important you say it. 290 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,931 Say it on three. One, two... 291 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,334 the blacksmith. - My beautiful son! 292 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,203 Wait, what? Why would Tyrannis kill people? 293 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,873 He's already king. - My other son. 294 00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:20,908 Stupendous is a guy? 295 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,943 Me? Dad, what the hell? 296 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,078 It's the blacksmith, you knob! 297 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,980 Son, you don't have to be ashamed. 298 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,883 I support you. - As a murderer? 299 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:30,184 As whatever you are. 300 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,686 Then you can support me as a scholar of anatomy 301 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,054 on the trail of a killer! 302 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,789 Well, no, because that's crazy. 303 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,892 Just admit you're a horrific ghoul man from the deep 304 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,360 and let's get the hell out of town. 305 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,931 - You are the worst father. - And you are a great murderer. 306 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,700 I love you! Don't get caught! 307 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:54,575 Stupendous! Stupendous! Stupendous! 308 00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:56,076 Excuse me, coming through. 309 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,011 Sorry, but we're about to do a thing where 310 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,647 we all take turns standing up in kind of a wave. 311 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,851 It's gonna really give meaning to being a crowd at an event. 312 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:04,885 Do you know who I am? 313 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,954 I don't care if you're the king of Krapopolis! 314 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,355 I am the king of Krapopolis! 315 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,325 What an excellent way for me to illustrate my point. 316 00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,093 Whoa! 317 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,966 Put it down, please. Thank you. 318 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,166 Put the rock down. 319 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,636 Stupendous, for once in your life, 320 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,505 stop sabotaging me! 321 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:27,474 - I never sabotaged-- - You're doing it now! 322 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,610 Put it down. 323 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,244 Hi. Thank you, everybody. 324 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,681 I'm Tyrannis. These are my Games. 325 00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:35,316 But there's been some confusion. 326 00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:38,585 They've gotten a little violent and a little too competitive. 327 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,720 But here's the good news. 328 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,789 Before that happened, we've proved something important: 329 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:46,794 that we can all get together in peace and have fun. 330 00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:49,363 So what I'd like to do is invite my fellow kings up to 331 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:52,999 the luxury skybox and have an exciting talk about the future 332 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,603 while these folks go back to playing nicely. 333 00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,471 What do you think? 334 00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:58,906 Riot! 335 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:02,475 Whoopsie. 336 00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:16,223 Baby? 337 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,058 It's not a secret riot shelter. 338 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,326 Nobody's ever said that about 339 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,862 a place that wasn't a secret riot shelter. 340 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,263 It's a royal reading nook. 341 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,666 There's no written language so there are no books. 342 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:26,767 I'm waiting for them. 343 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,168 That's why the shelves are filled with food, supplies, 344 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,370 and one dose of fatal poison. 345 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,705 Sugar-booger, you're all grown up now. 346 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,208 You can't just hide under your blanky-wanky. 347 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,877 Why are you pretending we had cute names for me or blankets? 348 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,078 I don't even think I had a blanket. 349 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,681 Because I raised you to be strong. 350 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:41,982 You barely raised me. 351 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,418 Right, you're talking in circles, booby-nooby. 352 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,554 Your city is being invaded and you're sitting here sulking. 353 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,688 I'm not sulking! 354 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,391 Maybe they deserve to be invaded. 355 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:53,360 You don't mean that. Krapopolis needs you. 356 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,196 Mumma's ass-kicking closing number needs you. 357 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,198 Naturally, this is all about you. 358 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,868 - Oh, like it's not about you. - Huh, yeah. 359 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,171 I mean, I've been convincing myself that 360 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,772 I put on these Games for a noble purpose 361 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:09,009 but the truth is, I only wanted to prove that my way is right 362 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,211 and I wanted it so badly I risked everything 363 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,781 just to keep my sister from getting the glory. 364 00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,482 I'm no better than you! 365 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,586 Oh, please. You're barely scratching the surface. 366 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,520 Thank you, Mother. 367 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,723 Thank you for your shining, terrible example. 368 00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,991 Now take me to Stupendous. 369 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,493 You know you're very lucky I'm doing a lot of 370 00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:27,962 magic hour dependent light work in my number. 371 00:15:27,962 --> 00:15:30,430 Hop onto Mumma's shoulders. 372 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,567 And if anyone sees us, I'm an ordinary ostrich. 373 00:15:36,337 --> 00:15:38,038 You're gonna want thumbs for this. 374 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,207 I'm so happy you invited me in. 375 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:43,010 These are amazing. What do you call them again? 376 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,778 Horseshoes. 377 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,081 It's a little outside the box 378 00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:50,617 but as a blacksmith, it's my job to think different. 379 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,887 My son is the same way. 380 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:56,023 I just wish he was more sociable, like you. 381 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,160 Do you have kids? - No, I'm pretty isolated. 382 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:02,029 I only talk to people when I've got work to do. 383 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,531 Other hoof. - The similarities continue. 384 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,935 Yes, you both work alone, you're both skilled craftsmen. 385 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,869 Distinctive nails you use. 386 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,172 I feel I've seen them around town. 387 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,976 Yes, they hold up quite a bit of weight. 388 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,379 But I guess you already know that. 389 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,181 You're the killer! That's wonderful. 390 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,649 It's not supposed to be. 391 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,786 No, you don't understand. See, I thought it was my son. 392 00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:27,087 Oh! OK, ouch! 393 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,990 But still, such a relief. 394 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,459 Blacksmith! I've caught you. Dad! 395 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:37,063 Hippo, I'm slain. But guess who by? Not you. 396 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,633 I'm so proud that you're only into corpses 397 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:40,968 other people killed. 398 00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:42,937 Hold on. I've studied enough to know that 399 00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:44,338 if I push down on this squirty thing... 400 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,972 That's good. 401 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,674 If you were dying, that wouldn't hurt. 402 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,142 So you really were learning 403 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,944 and are not just a creepy death perv. 404 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,679 It can be both things. 405 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,948 I love you, son. 406 00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:56,350 After I'm gone, I want you to go ahead 407 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,854 and dig around inside of me. Just go nuts in there. 408 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:01,122 You're not going anywhere! 409 00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:03,624 But if you do, thank you, I will do that. 410 00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,258 That's very exciting. 411 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,298 Mummy's on a schedule! 412 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,601 So what's the strong person equivalent of "I'm sorry"? 413 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,871 Do I jab a sharp stick in my eye or are words enough? 414 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,372 For the apology you owe me, 415 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,109 that stick will need to get shoved way further south. 416 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,377 I get it. I'm always acting like I'm evolved and 417 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,881 you're a regressive barbarian, which you are, 418 00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:28,616 and I keep trying to convince myself that 419 00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:30,851 I can force people into a future I want, 420 00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:32,186 one where I get to feel safe. 421 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,321 But the truth is, this is your world, 422 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,190 and you deserve to be celebrated. 423 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,658 Can't really argue with that. 424 00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:38,759 But in a million years, 425 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:41,262 weak sissies like you will probably be running things. 426 00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:43,430 That's why I came to help you build this city. 427 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,166 Great. We both agree that in a million years, I win. 428 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,869 So now can we go finish the Games and save the city? 429 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,005 Oh, OK. But if we pass a sharp stick, 430 00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,407 you still owe me an apology. 431 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,676 Mum, can you help us get everyone back in the stands? 432 00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:59,413 Finally. It's about time. You can only rehearse so much. 433 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,649 I think one of my backup dancers is about to give birth. 434 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,051 Hail, bitches! 435 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,821 It's hailing everywhere but over the amphitheater! 436 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,424 What an oddly specific weather pattern! 437 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,458 Oof! 438 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,632 OK, glad to see everyone is safe and sound. 439 00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:20,901 A hailstone killed my kid! 440 00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,970 Unfortunate, but most kids die. 441 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,037 That's why we have a lot. 442 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,609 Right now all that matters is the rock ball game is back on! 443 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,212 Perhaps I wasn't clear that stopping the Games was 444 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,146 just a diversion, 445 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,516 not the whiny baby tantrum it seemed like. 446 00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,918 In the future, we will call it a halftime. 447 00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,719 Now, go kick some ass. 448 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,890 Room for one more? 449 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,826 Are you gonna ruin this by talking? 450 00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:47,661 The only thing I'll be talking is trash 451 00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:51,531 because my sister is going to wipe the floor with your guys. 452 00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,473 With time winding down, this could be the last play. 453 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,210 It would take a miracle for Stupendous to pull this off. 454 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,212 But we do live in an era of gods 455 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,014 and often irrational magic, 456 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,082 so literally anything is possible. 457 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,985 Come on, Stupe, you can do it! 458 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,923 Krapopolis wins! 459 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,728 That's my sister! 460 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,830 Yeah! 461 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,297 - All right! - Ah, yeah! 462 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,134 Well, these games were a lot more fun than I had expected. 463 00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,902 And at this point, I'm probably drunk enough 464 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,805 to listen to whatever boring stuff you might want to say. 465 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,474 Wow. OK, this is fantastic. 466 00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,008 You're gonna love my presentation. 467 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,076 Just need to get my model. One sec. 468 00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,811 You all stay right here! 469 00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,484 Wait, before you die, 470 00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:45,218 would you have been amenable to a long-term 471 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,387 multi-city alliance? 472 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,890 You would not believe the line at the kebab stand. 473 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,224 What did I miss? 474 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,894 Tyrannis, you'll never guess who the killer is. 475 00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:56,229 - The blacksmith? - How did you--oh. 476 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,831 The good news is that I've learned enough about 477 00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:01,068 human anatomy to make this all look like an accident. 478 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,171 Closing number time! Remember the new combination. 479 00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:07,541 "Kick ball change, pop. Booty, booty, booty, booty." 480 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:11,145 Hello, Krapopolis! 481 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,347 And what are you--you are not having that baby now! 482 00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:15,048 Suck it back in! 483 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,184 I'm proud of you, Stupendous. 484 00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:19,653 For being amazing? Kind of comes natural. 485 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,654 Well, yes, for that. 486 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,424 But also because you did the one thing I never could, 487 00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:26,126 made these games about something other than Mum. 488 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,095 Oh, for the love of-- just dance around-- 489 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,463 dance around it! Better than that! 490 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,869 Sup? Sup? How you doing? 491 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,971 - Broseidon! - Oh, what's up? 492 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,940 - Who is that? - Broseidon. 493 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,042 - Am I supposed to care? - I don't know. 494 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:44,311 He's just one of those guys, famous for being famous. 495 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,580 There's no "there" there. - Hey, who said that? 496 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,881 Ay, who's talking smack? 497 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,250 Who's judging me? You don't know me. 498 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,284 - Who're you talking to? - Who are you talking to? 499 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,987 - Why are you upset? - Why are you upset? 500 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,388 You wanna dance with Broseidon? 501 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,023 I don't understand what's going on. 502 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,926 That's right, you don't. 503 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,660 None of you do. Come on. 504 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,996 Man, Broseidon's a dick. 505 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,833 Ay, who said that? You people don't know me! 506 00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,300 I'm sorry I'm popular! 507 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,536 Doesn't mean I'm here for your abuse! 508 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,938 I'm a human being. 509 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,973 I'm Poseidon's nephew but I'm human! 510 00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:15,108 I have a story, I have feelings! 511 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,746 I had a messed up childhood! - Ah, boo-hoo! 512 00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,282 Nobody knows my pain! 513 00:21:21,282 --> 00:21:23,984 And nobody would know Broseidon's pain. 514 00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,453 And his pain continued forever. 515 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,489 And that is why we have four seasons. 516 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,424 Did you get any of that? 517 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,362 Bento. 39173

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