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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,691 That wasn't a store robbery. 2 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,736 That was an assassination. 3 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,362 That wasn't a clerk. That was a wise guy. 4 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:13,908 How do I know? 5 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:19,079 I spent a little time with the FBI's organized crime unit. 6 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,956 I guess you could say that I'm intimately knowledgeable 7 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,959 with the seedy and rancorous workings of the mob 8 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,835 in the Midwest section of this country. 9 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:30,299 I know a gangland slaying when I see one, and that's exactly what this baby is. 10 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,801 I'd look into it myself personally, but I got a date tonight. 11 00:01:34,802 --> 00:01:38,140 I think I'll take the private jet out and fly to Spain, 12 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:39,933 pick up the little lady, 13 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,394 do the subsonic tummy bump at 30,000 feet, 14 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:44,979 then glide back into the US of A by dawn. 15 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:50,360 I know what you're gonna say, “Jim. Jim Dodge, settle down. 16 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,612 Relax. You owe it to yourself.” 17 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,906 I'll tell you what I tell everybody else. 18 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:58,576 Any little Fräulein that expects anything more from me 19 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,995 than a little bit of pleasure and danger 20 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,706 and a great set of pectorals, 21 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,667 she's looking for a fall right on her ass. 22 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,923 Hubie, Hubie, Hubie, Hubie! 23 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,384 Get out of here! Let me tell you something. 24 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,135 If you know what's good for you, don't you ever come back! 25 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,305 Wait a minute, now, Hubie. 26 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:20,390 You won't find someone who has the relationship 27 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,308 with those animals that I do. 28 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,353 Listen to the dogs, Hubie. 29 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,353 They love me! 30 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:29,191 It all started when I was 15. 31 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,610 That's when I invented the artificial cow heart. 32 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,822 Oh, that was a big thing. 33 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,158 A little before your time, but it made all the newspapers. 34 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,996 ABC, NBC, CBS, they all picked up on it. 35 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,998 But it's more or less a hobby for me, boys. 36 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,668 Scoot over! 37 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,712 Actually, 38 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:55,718 today I decided that I've gone just about as far I can go 39 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,802 in the animal health-care business. 40 00:02:58,137 --> 00:03:01,389 But to answer your question, the reason that I'm not at work this afternoon, 41 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,393 is because I was made an offer that I simply cannot refuse. 42 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:05,853 I sold. 43 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,729 Whatcha gonna do with the cash, Jim? 44 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:09,772 I don't know. Maybe invest it overseas. 45 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,692 I've got some projects in eastern Europe now. 46 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,485 I dunno. I've got everything a man needs. 47 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:16,612 Jim, you just bought the animal hospital. 48 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,740 How come you sold it so fast? 49 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,201 Tax problem. 50 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,122 And here's my accountant right now. 51 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,207 Earl, take a bow. 52 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,377 Take 20 minutes for lunch, Earl, okay? Go buy another suit. 53 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:33,338 He works for me. 54 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,924 He's scouting some real estate for me right now. 55 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,718 Yeah, but the market's real tight. 56 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,348 I like the new uniform, Lorraine. 57 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,395 You know, with the right shoes and handbag, 58 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,605 that might be suitable for a cocktail party. 59 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,275 So… question. 60 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,444 When in the world are you going to start serving sashimi? 61 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,198 Maybe when I find out what it is. 62 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,368 You've never heard of sashimi? 63 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,204 You've got to be kidding. 64 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,248 It's this special Japanese fish you eat raw. 65 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:11,126 With a little butter sauce, 66 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,919 and you're ready to go to heaven. 67 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:18,466 I'd hire you in a minute if I hadn't already fired you so many times. 68 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,595 Did you ever think of leaving town? 69 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:26,182 Thousands of people over in St. Louis 70 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:29,644 got no idea how full of shit you are. 71 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,899 You've been alive for 21 years, my friend. 72 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:39,362 Plenty of time for most people to find a place for themselves. 73 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,074 Well… 74 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,867 I'm not like everybody else. 75 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:48,038 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, that's for sure. 76 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,125 How about if I… 77 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,461 I work for you for free? 78 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,590 No. 79 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,050 I'm afraid not, Jimmy. 80 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,387 Think about St. Louis. 81 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,559 - Hey, Josie. - Hi. 82 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,600 Fill her up? 83 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:10,935 Fill her up. 84 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,749 How you doing? 85 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,225 You got fired again, didn't you? 86 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,560 - Yeah. - Didn't you? 87 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,728 Who told you that? 88 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,646 Hubie Marshall called me at work. 89 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,149 He called you at work? 90 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,817 That's… That's it. Okay. 91 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,694 I'm gonna… I'll speak… What'd he say? 92 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,529 He said he fired ya! 93 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,367 He said that? And you believed him? 94 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,869 Damn straight, I do! 95 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,788 All due respect, Dad, you're Mr. Gullible, sometimes. 96 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,293 The truth of the matter is, Dad, I resigned. 97 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,836 I'll tell you something else, Dad. 98 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,797 - Shut up, Jimmy! - When I took the job, 99 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,884 I had no idea it was gonna be a hire-fire situation. 100 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,471 Luther Betenhauser's boy is doing much better. 101 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,848 - What's wrong with him? - Fell off his grandfather's silo. 102 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:30,973 He's got brain damage. 103 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,475 He does not. 104 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,687 He does, too. Hoover Fey says his tongue's gonna hang out 105 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,773 of the side of his mouth the rest of his life. 106 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:39,358 And when he dies and they bury him, 107 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,567 at the funeral they're gonna put a mask on him. 108 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,071 Do I have to listen to this while I'm eating? 109 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,615 Let's talk about something else. 110 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,038 Josie McClellan moved to New York. 111 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,542 She did not. I just saw her today. 112 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,168 Well, I don't know how you could. 113 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,548 I heard at the bank that she got tired of taking care of her father, 114 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,048 and she told him to jump in a lake, 115 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,218 and then she left for New York to get her MBA in high-fashion design 116 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,096 at the University of New York City. 117 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:13,559 I just saw her down at the gas station in living color. 118 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,685 We had a cup of java together. 119 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:20,023 Well, I'm gonna take Lou Selby's word over yours any day. 120 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,776 Lou Selby. Lou Selby's a drunk. 121 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,947 You know, for a guy who's just lost his umpteenth job, 122 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,824 you sure are handy with the tongue sword. 123 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,367 You got canned again? 124 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,036 Well, he didn't get… canned. 125 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,079 He got fired. 126 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,332 That's gotta be some kind of record. 127 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,548 Not only are you an obnoxious slug, 128 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:47,091 but you're a freeloading obnoxious slug. 129 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,427 Well, you should talk. 130 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,221 What are you, in your mid-forties and still living at home? 131 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,850 I'm 24, and I pay rent. 132 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:58,437 - So do I. - You did pay rent. 133 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,774 Dad, you mean you're cutting my rent? 134 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,233 Hell, no! 135 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:08,112 You're not paying a rent 'cause you don't have a job or any money. 136 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:10,865 You're out of school and live in this house, you pay rent! 137 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,915 ♪ I wanna stay home ♪ 138 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:24,588 ♪ I wanna stay home right here ♪ 139 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:29,300 ♪ I wanna stay home today… ♪ 140 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,678 Jim! Yo, Jim! 141 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,972 Jim, wake up! 142 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,267 Hey, get up! 143 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,355 Get up! 144 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:46,192 ♪ When my day begins… ♪ 145 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,946 You know… getting this job, 146 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,447 restoring your faith and pride in me 147 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,616 is a number-one priority right now, Dad. 148 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,577 Priority ought to be making something of yourself. 149 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,288 That's right up there. 150 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,500 When I was your age, I couldn't wait to get out of my folks' house. 151 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,254 I love living at home. 152 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:20,226 I don't think this is such a great place for me to work, Dad. 153 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:24,313 Okay. 154 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,359 Say I don't get this job, hypothetically, 155 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,945 are you gonna be upset? 156 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,947 You don't get this job, you're on a bus to St. Louis. 157 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,158 - St. Louis? - Uncle Jeff's offered to put you 158 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,826 to work in his garden shop. 159 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,745 I don't know anything about gardening. 160 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,123 You will learn! 161 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:45,751 I'm getting a distinct feeling that you want me out of your life. 162 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,629 I don't want you out of my life. I want you out of my house. 163 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,134 - Wow. - Out! 164 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,844 Okay, okay, okay. 165 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,821 Are you sure I can't offer you a coffee and a bear claw? 166 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,155 No, thanks. 167 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,990 They're very good, they're fresh. 168 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,494 - No, I'm fine. - You don't want one, and I don't need one. 169 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,455 Right! 170 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,789 Love the darn things, though, I tell you. You know, 171 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,625 I got a sweet tooth, I could eat those things by the dozen. 172 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,503 By the looks of it, I have. 173 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:29,796 Right. 174 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,758 I tell ya, I'm so excited that you're 175 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,135 considering joining the Target team. We all are. 176 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:38,971 I appreciate that. 177 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,558 Good. Then, let's cut right to the chase, shall we? 178 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:47,313 We're prepared to offer you forty-two five a year, 179 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,482 with a full benefit package. 180 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,235 That's dental, medical, 181 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,903 profit sharing, pension, 182 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,157 expense account, car allowance, 183 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,033 vacation, of course, 184 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:02,537 and any and all relocating expenses. 185 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,289 This is our first, best, and last offer. 186 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,292 What do you think? 187 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,503 Well… 188 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,922 CD, with all due respect, 189 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,466 I came in here 190 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,510 with the number 45 in my mind, and… 191 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,738 Hmm. 192 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,201 You've got me. 193 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,745 Forty-five it is. 194 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,000 - Welcome aboard. - Thank you. 195 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,335 I'd like to buy you lunch. 196 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,504 No, no, no. Your money's no good here. 197 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,797 Lunch is mine, all right? 198 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,841 - I'm not going to argue with you. - You better not. I'm bigger than you are. 199 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,511 Hang on a second? I told her to hold my calls. 200 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,097 - Get it. - Yeah, Peg. Uh-huh. 201 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,600 No, it's okay. 202 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,727 - No, he's right here with me now. - Hi, Peg. 203 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,440 Yeah, we just closed the deal. Uh-huh. 204 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:16,653 Oh, it was a slam-dunk, too. I got him for 45. 205 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,409 No, he's right here. 206 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,913 What do you mean, he missed the plane? 207 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,210 Then who the hell am I talking to? 208 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,505 Oh, Lord! 209 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,592 I'll… 210 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,635 I'll get back to you. 211 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,847 Hey, I know a great little Italian place 212 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,642 that has the best pasta primatonis in the… 213 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,226 Excuse me a minute, will you, please? 214 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,313 - Lovely wife you have there. - Dodge, James? 215 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,274 Mm-hmm. 216 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,863 James, I'm afraid we have a little misunderstanding here. 217 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,365 You see, I thought you came in for the… 218 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,701 Operations Manager's job. 219 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,663 I have you down here as night cleanup boy. 220 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,626 Well, I'm a little overpaid 221 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,337 for night cleanup boy, wouldn't you say, CD? 222 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:22,259 The truth is, James, I can offer you $4.44 per hour. 223 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,892 Uh, four, four… $4.44… 224 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,559 $4.44. 225 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,394 What about the benefits? 226 00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:34,855 Two fifteen-minute breaks and a half hour for lunch. 227 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:40,070 And the title is night… cleanup boy? 228 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,113 Yes. 229 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,741 I'll take it. 230 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:49,120 Oh, and, uh, lose the curl. 231 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,206 - Welcome to the Target team. - Thank you. 232 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,086 So the parrot says, “Of course, I can talk. Can you fly?” 233 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:05,678 I don't want any damn Japanese automobile plant in this town. 234 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,475 It… it means jobs. 235 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,061 I don't need a job. 236 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,398 Your governor's trying to use my town as a political chip. 237 00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,024 Gentlemen, I resent that. 238 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,945 Well, there could be some specific benefits for you personally. 239 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,783 Josie! 240 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,706 - Yeah? - Come here. 241 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,917 I want you to meet these gentlemen from the governor's office. 242 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,836 Come on in here, honey. 243 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,648 - Honey, I want you to meet Bill, uh… - Uh, Bob. 244 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,275 Bob Bosenbeck. 245 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:05,864 Bob. 246 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,005 Dave. 247 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,760 My pleasure, Dave. 248 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:32,264 Right. Dave Hockner. 249 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,684 I don't want to interrupt your meeting. 250 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,229 Very nice to meet both of you. 251 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,230 Bye. 252 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,232 Bye. 253 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,615 Josie? 254 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,658 Josie! 255 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,961 You pull another stunt like you did today, 256 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,090 I'll beat the living daylights outta you! 257 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,238 All right, out! 258 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,162 Out of the car! 259 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,017 Right on time. 260 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,105 Everything's going as planned. 261 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,692 You ordered a limousine? 262 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,403 Of course. 263 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,530 My first day at work. 264 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,950 How's it gonna look if my dad drives me? 265 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,702 A little treat to myself for getting the job. 266 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,454 It was only 50 bucks. 267 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,584 Right on time, Henry. 268 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,085 Yes, sir. 269 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,711 Henry, the sign. 270 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,922 - Very well, sir. - Yeah. 271 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,176 Ciao! 272 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,978 Hey, Jim, where are you going? 273 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,314 Hello, boys. 274 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,692 Going to Paris on an F-14. 275 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,612 Got a little peace meeting with the Vice-President of Bulgaria. 276 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,490 Business, you know? Then I'm going to Venice, 277 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,116 for a big spaghetti dinner with the princess of Austria. 278 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,037 Beautiful lady. Really big bones. 279 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,413 Remember to brush your teeth, Melvin! 280 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,125 You, too, Sidney! Adiós! 281 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,880 Jim is so cool! 282 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,801 ♪ Now, listen to the beat Beat of the song, song ♪ 283 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,971 ♪ Go buzzing in my head Head like a bum dum ♪ 284 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,265 ♪ Listen to the beat, beat of the song ♪ 285 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,976 ♪ Buzzing in my head now Head like a bum dum ♪ 286 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,354 ♪ Twits and jerks They do the boogie like one big flop ♪ 287 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,480 ♪ They don't know About the soul wine habit club ♪ 288 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,816 ♪ I sing my song and I'm a rocker ♪ 289 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,943 ♪ I'm burning up with the puta's fever ♪ 290 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,737 ♪ The beat, beat, beat of a song, song ♪ 291 00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:35,073 ♪ Go buzzing in my head, head, head Like a bum dum ♪ 292 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,282 ♪ Listen to the beat, beat, beat Of the song, song ♪ 293 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,202 ♪ Go buzzing in my head, sat there ♪ 294 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,413 ♪ Twits and jerks They do the boogie like ♪ 295 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,624 ♪ Twits and jerks They do the boogie like ♪ 296 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,709 ♪ Twits and jerks They do the boogie like ♪ 297 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,837 ♪ King Kong Five! ♪ 298 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,132 ♪ Beat, a beat of a song, song ♪ 299 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,218 ♪ Buzzing in my head now, Head like a bum dum ♪ 300 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,345 ♪ Listen to the beat, Beat of a song, song ♪ 301 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,888 ♪ Buzzing in my head, My head like a bum dum ♪ 302 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,141 ♪ Standing alive We're the King Kong Five ♪ 303 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,309 ♪ Doing the King Kong jive On the Gabony boogie ♪ 304 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,688 ♪ What's the matter with me? What's the matter with me? ♪ 305 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,940 ♪ I'm playing like a-shaking Under the coconut tree ♪ 306 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,650 ♪ The beat, beat of the song, song ♪ 307 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,859 ♪ Buzzing in my head My head like a bum dum ♪ 308 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,988 ♪ Listen to the beat, beat, beat of a song, song ♪ 309 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,615 ♪ Keep buzzing in my head head Head like a bum dum ♪ 310 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,951 ♪ Twits and jerks They do the boogie like one big flop ♪ 311 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,994 ♪ They don't know About the soul wine habit club ♪ 312 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,413 ♪ I sing my song and I'm a rocker ♪ 313 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,415 ♪ Burning up with the puta's fever ♪ 314 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,334 ♪ To the beat, beat of the song, song ♪ 315 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,711 ♪ Buzzing in my head Head like a bum dum ♪ 316 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,338 ♪ Standing alive We're the King Kong Five ♪ 317 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,674 ♪ King Kong jive on the Gabony boogie… ♪ 318 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,259 Bobby. 319 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,055 Got a loose tile here. First thing in the morning, 320 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,516 I want you to take some epoxy cement and take care of this. 321 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,768 I don't need a lawsuit, okay? 322 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,394 I've got enough to worry about. 323 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,025 - Who's he? - Attention shoppers. 324 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,318 The store will be closing in five minutes. 325 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,529 Please bring all your purchases to the front.Thank you. 326 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,326 ♪ Listen to the beat, beat of the song ♪ 327 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,869 ♪ Buzzing in my head My head like a bum dum ♪ 328 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,455 ♪ Twits and jerks They do the boogie like one big flop ♪ 329 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,583 ♪ They don't know About the soul wine habit club ♪ 330 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,792 ♪ I sing my song and I'm a rocker ♪ 331 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,296 ♪ Burning up with the puta's fever ♪ 332 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,468 ♪ Listen to the beat ♪ 333 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,028 Are you a slacker? 334 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,405 Uh… 335 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,115 No, Presbyterian. 336 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,368 What did you say? What did you say? 337 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,371 I'm asking you a simple question. 338 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,748 - Are you lazy? - No, sir. 339 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,541 'Cause the last guy that wore that uniform was a lazy slacker, 340 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,919 and I fired his no-good butt. 341 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,089 Uh… about the uniform, 342 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:58,633 will I be getting my own? 343 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,845 You work out, which I doubt, you can have yourself a new name patch. 344 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,603 Wh… Would I be able to have it laundered? 345 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,355 It smells a little bit like Darnell. 346 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,357 I don't think you know who you're messing with, boy. 347 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,943 Right. After you clean the ladies' and men's crappers, 348 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,238 I'm talking you'd be able to eat off those bowls… 349 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,240 - Oh, sure. - …you clean my coffeemaker, 350 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,782 then you wax my desk. 351 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,660 Uh, clean what? 352 00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:28,246 You clean my coffeemaker and wax my desk! 353 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,329 Okay. Yes. I got it. 354 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,958 You sweep the aisles, starting with health and beauty, 355 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,960 then you move on to juniors and misses, 356 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,503 ups and downs, leaving your debris in the cross aisles. 357 00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:38,964 - So I start with health-- - What did I just say? 358 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,342 I just said to start with health and beauty, okay? 359 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,009 Then you do your cross aisles. 360 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,761 That'll bring your dustbin into play. 361 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,265 You take the debris. You load it into the dustbin. 362 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,017 You take the dustbin out to the loading dock area 363 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,019 and you empty it into the receptacle. 364 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,311 - You got that? - Yeah. 365 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,605 Easy as pie, huh. 366 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,773 Now, I was employed at Del Taco-- 367 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,402 I don't care about your Del Taco experiences, boy. 368 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,069 Now, we've got a little problem 369 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,698 in this store with grazers. You know what a grazer is, boy? 370 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,575 Is that some sort of farm term? 371 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,076 A grazer is a customer or an employee 372 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,746 that eats off the shelves, okay? 373 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,498 Sort of similar to a cow grazing in a field of grass. 374 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:15,125 Only this isn't a field of grass, okay, and you're not a cow. 375 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,795 There's no eating. You're not being paid to eat, so don't! 376 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,130 You got any questions? 377 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:20,673 Not right offhand, no. 378 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,593 - You think you can handle it? - Oh, I'll give it the old college try. 379 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,051 Don't touch me! 380 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,556 Well, despite our age difference, 381 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,182 I'm gonna enjoy working with you. 382 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,559 Let's get something straight. You ain't working with me. 383 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:33,853 You're working for me. 384 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,980 Still, I think it's gonna be fun being around you. 385 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,356 I ain't gonna be near you. 386 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:41,277 I'm gonna be home pumping the pasties out of Colleen Jackson. 387 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,653 - You're not going to be here? - Hell, no. 388 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,407 I'm gonna be here by myself? 389 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,663 Yeah, that's right! And you'd better stay out of the ladies' under goods. 390 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:57,460 Wait a minute. Nobody told me that I would be here alone. 391 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,086 What are you doing? 392 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,296 Saving money. 393 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,507 Wait. Are you turning off the lights? 394 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,009 In 25 seconds, you got a light in every third aisle. 395 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,553 The sun comes up, turn off the lights. You understand? 396 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,057 No, I don't understand. Just hold on a second! 397 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:12,933 I'm locking you in. 398 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,311 When I come back at 7:00 to open up, I'll let you out. 399 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,148 You're locking me in? 400 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:22,359 What do you take me for, a fool? 401 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:25,988 Nobody gets a set of keys on their first night. Nobody! 402 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,490 Now, get to work! 403 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:31,117 - What if there's a fire? - Then the fire department will come. 404 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:32,869 I could perish! 405 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,498 - Boo. - You can't do this. 406 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,041 I'm locked in, alone, in the dark. 407 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,502 That was not a part of my employment agreement! 408 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,638 ♪ You got to wash With the crocodile in the river ♪ 409 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:37,434 ♪ You got to swim With the sharks in the sea ♪ 410 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:41,896 ♪ You got to live With the crooked politician ♪ 411 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,526 ♪ Trust those things That you can never see ♪ 412 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:49,654 ♪ Ayeye ayeye jesse mfana ayeye ayeye ♪ 413 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,450 ♪ Ayeye ayeye jesse mfana… ♪ 414 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:06,838 ♪ It's a cruel, crazy, beautiful world ♪ 415 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:12,553 ♪ Every time you wake up I hope it's a blue, blue sky ♪ 416 00:25:15,221 --> 00:25:19,352 ♪ It's a cruel, crazy, beautiful world ♪ 417 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:24,773 ♪ One day when you wake up I will have to say goodbye ♪ 418 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:29,111 ♪ Say Goodbye ♪ 419 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,451 ♪ It's your world so live in it! ♪ 420 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:38,162 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 421 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,748 ♪ It's your world so live in it! ♪ 422 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,808 9:17? 423 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,020 Time for a break. 424 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:31,214 Hello? 425 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,009 Anybody out there? 426 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,638 When I accepted the… the post of President, 427 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,266 grand Poohbah of Target, 428 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:44,185 realizing that I have brought 429 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,356 meaningfulness and peace and happiness, 430 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,526 into the lives of thousands of people. 431 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,487 Jim Dodge, from Monroe, 432 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:55,990 top moneymaker on the tour. 433 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,284 His father's here today, Bud Dodge, 434 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,493 and sister Penny, a sad, sad story, 435 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,329 was just admitted to University hospital, 436 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:07,209 while trying to pop a zit, her head mysteriously exploded. 437 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:33,277 Dad! Hi! 438 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,403 Jim, do you know what time it is? 439 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:38,824 You know, I started to think about Christmas and gifts, 440 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:41,535 because I'm in a big store and I'm starting to get 441 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,996 - a lot of gift ideas. - Hi. 442 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,455 Mom, hi! 443 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,082 How's it going? 444 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,920 Well, I finished all my janitor stuff. I've finished most of it. 445 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,755 I've got to save some stuff for later. 446 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:55,048 - But it's easy as hell. - Um, honey, 447 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,674 it's a little late. 448 00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,261 Yeah, this is kind of late. Well, sleep tight. 449 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:04,057 See you in the morning. 450 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,351 Love you, too. 451 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,025 Mr. James Dodge! 452 00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:11,791 Oh. He can't be happy as the night cleanup boy. 453 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,211 Sweetheart… 454 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,965 he wants us to call him a janitor. 455 00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:22,928 Maybe I should have… 456 00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:25,931 spent less time harping and more time helping. 457 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,851 Harping and helping him what? 458 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,146 Harping on him to leave, and helping him become the… 459 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:37,734 good, mature, productive person he could be. 460 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,632 ♪ Ooh, peace! ♪ 461 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,928 ♪ Yeah, yeah, unity! ♪ 462 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:07,722 ♪ Ooh, love! ♪ 463 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:13,354 ♪ Yeah, yeah, and having fun! ♪ 464 00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:36,251 ♪ Ooh, peace! ♪ 465 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:41,882 ♪ Yeah, yeah, and having fun! ♪ 466 00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:53,227 ♪ What the world needs now Is love, sweet love ♪ 467 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:57,730 ♪ No, not just for some But for everyone ♪ 468 00:31:07,825 --> 00:31:09,117 Are you all right? 469 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:12,704 Yes, I'm fine, thanks. 470 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,038 And you? 471 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,084 What are you doing here? 472 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:20,211 I work here. 473 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,923 Have a good one, Officer Don. 474 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:26,593 Okay, Carl. Keep in touch. Let me know if you hear anything. 475 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,386 You bet. 476 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:32,641 Well, sir, she didn't leave on the bus. 477 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:35,853 Apparently, she isn't here. Let's go look for her someplace else. 478 00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:38,730 She wouldn't be dumb enough to thumb, would she? 479 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:42,401 Does she have any friends that she might have run off with? 480 00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:44,778 Boyfriends? 481 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:48,281 Would you just get in the car so we can go look for the girl, please? 482 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,992 I'm tired, I had to get out of the bed, 483 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,994 I haven't had any coffee. I don't feel good. 484 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,371 I dunno where my daughter is. 485 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:55,998 And you're standing by the car there, 486 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,958 sounding like some goddamn preacher! 487 00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,292 Come on. Get in the car! 488 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:02,587 Prick. 489 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,135 Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself? 490 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:12,347 Oh, no. Are you kidding? 491 00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:14,391 No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 492 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,393 Can I ask what you were doing? 493 00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,394 Uh… Oh, I was roller-skating. 494 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:20,980 I know, but why? 495 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,691 Oh, why not? 496 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,317 I got bored. 497 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:28,321 One thing led to another and I'm roller-skating in my shorts. 498 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:32,367 A better question would be, “What are you doing here?” 499 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:33,743 Shopping. 500 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,997 Well, we've been closed for five hours. 501 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,790 Yeah. I fell asleep. 502 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:40,541 While shopping? 503 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,251 No, in the ladies' dressing room. 504 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,963 That makes no sense. You're a high-profile young ingénue. 505 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:47,883 - I was debating. - What? 506 00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:50,134 Whether or not to get arrested for shoplifting. 507 00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:54,390 Doesn't your father own $10 million worth of real estate in this town? 508 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:55,641 Well, it's not my fault. 509 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:57,976 No, no, I didn't imply such. 510 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:01,270 It just seems funny that someone of your… 511 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:02,189 Wealth? 512 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,191 If you will, would be shoplifting. 513 00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:07,111 I didn't do it. I chickened out. 514 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:09,821 Would consider shoplifting. 515 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:14,410 It's a long, dull, self-indulgent, highly unromantic story 516 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,702 about an overbearing father, 517 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:21,208 deceased mother and brother and… a completely confused girl 518 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,792 who looks a little like me. 519 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:02,665 I sure am glad you dropped by. 520 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,086 I was getting pretty tired of being with myself. 521 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:13,342 I guess… I guess I'm what you call a people person. 522 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,724 - What are you cooking? - Hobo Chicken. 523 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:21,184 It's a glazed chicken in wine sauce 524 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:23,478 with vegetables and skin-on potatoes. 525 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:25,898 Silverware… silverware. 526 00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:31,487 It's only 210 calories. 527 00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:34,655 And I don't know if you're watching your figure, but I sure am. 528 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,577 Uh, if you could just grab a serving spoon over there, I think we'll be set. 529 00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:47,585 Uh, keep your distance from these things. 530 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,630 I think it's safe to keep five feet. 531 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,512 I think they're about done. 532 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,432 Well, dining room's right this way. 533 00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:05,646 Mm! 534 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,065 Mm. Oh. 535 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:12,318 I think my father poured the cement for your pool. 536 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,572 He's a cement contractor. 537 00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:17,407 Good man. 538 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:19,576 Bud Dodge? 539 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,246 My mother works at Hoenicker's over Christmas, part time. 540 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,248 My sister's a teller at the bank. 541 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:27,041 My brother's in grade school. He's not employed at the moment. 542 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,503 I used to work at the animal shelter. 543 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:33,465 But I was terminated. And… now I'm working here. 544 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:37,427 Do you always talk this much? 545 00:35:40,264 --> 00:35:41,681 Yeah, I guess I do. 546 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,601 I like talking to people. 547 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,981 I was thinking maybe you should go into sales. 548 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:50,356 I've actually tried that. 549 00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:59,324 Some fresh ground pepper? 550 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:01,577 Please. 551 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,956 Some people don't like a lot of pepper. 552 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,456 - Say when. - That's fine. 553 00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:10,626 I happen to really like it a lot. 554 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,213 I think it enhances the natural flavor of the chicken. 555 00:36:18,135 --> 00:36:19,969 I hope you don't take this the wrong way. 556 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,181 I've had dreams about you. 557 00:36:23,889 --> 00:36:25,516 You've had dreams about me? 558 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,603 Well, not recently. 559 00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:30,856 I've had dreams about you in the past. 560 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,442 I've had dreams about entire cheerleading squads, 561 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,068 so don't get me wrong. 562 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,487 It's kid stuff, you know. How about you? 563 00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:39,280 - Do I dream? - Mm. 564 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,159 That's about all I do. 565 00:36:57,798 --> 00:37:00,092 Raisin' a kid's hard work. You got any kids? 566 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,889 No, sir. No, sir. And from listening to you talking 567 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,724 and from observing this, I… 568 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:09,393 I'm kinda grateful old Emily turned up infertile. 569 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,413 Shouldn't you be cleaning up the store? 570 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,375 I got plenty of time. 571 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,251 - Big store. - Huge. 572 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:37,338 Always smoke cigars? 573 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,092 I enjoy a good one after a fine meal. 574 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:42,760 It settles the stomach. 575 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,139 You're the town liar, right? 576 00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:53,063 - What? - I'm sorry. 577 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:55,565 That really came out wrong. 578 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:57,943 I don't see how that could come out right. 579 00:37:58,025 --> 00:37:59,610 I guess I meant people call you that. 580 00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:00,820 I didn't imply it's true. 581 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:01,862 People call me that? 582 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:02,947 I thought you knew. 583 00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:05,909 - Know what? That I was the town liar? - You didn't? 584 00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:07,494 No. I'm not. 585 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,204 You might have the wrong information. 586 00:38:09,286 --> 00:38:10,496 I didn't mean to offend you. 587 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:13,041 You think that was a compliment? 588 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,168 No. No. And I apologize. 589 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,920 You know, I can't repeat things like that. 590 00:38:18,003 --> 00:38:20,548 Don't think about it. It's all right. 591 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,800 As I said, you've got the wrong information. 592 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:24,719 But, if people are calling me that, 593 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,764 it's only because they're small, cheap, petty, and jealous. 594 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,056 Small towns are notorious 595 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:30,516 - for that kinda thing. - Oh, yeah. 596 00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:32,686 - I'm sure there's a word for me. - Sure. 597 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,313 - What do they call me? - A tease. 598 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,731 Tease? 599 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,068 Yeah, I can see that. 600 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,195 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 601 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,989 Actually, I never teased. 602 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,242 This is becoming amusing. 603 00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:49,744 Who exactly calls me a liar? 604 00:38:50,704 --> 00:38:51,954 - Everybody. - Everybody. 605 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,206 No, not everybody. I'm sure there's some old people 606 00:38:54,331 --> 00:38:55,625 - in town. - Right. 607 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,300 What do you think? 608 00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:05,385 Wh… what do I think? 609 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,181 Do you think I'm a liar? 610 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,266 Well, I don't know you well enough. 611 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,144 You've known me for almost 17 years. 612 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:17,438 We went to the same schools from kindergarten on up. 613 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:20,317 I knew of you, but I didn't know you personally. 614 00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:23,152 That's always bothered me. 615 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:27,324 I mean, that old “in-out, us-them” thing. 616 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:28,407 The way it's always been. 617 00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:30,117 I know. It's always bothered me. 618 00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:32,536 Sure, but it's water over the dam now. 619 00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:35,498 Yeah, but it's your dam and my water. 620 00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:37,626 I got crapped on a lot of years. 621 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:39,710 I just meant that it's in the past. 622 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:42,588 Well, the present is a result of the past. 623 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,507 I look at my high-school yearbook, 624 00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:47,344 and I don't see four fabulous years. 625 00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:50,514 Actually, what I'm reminded of is what it feels like 626 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,556 to have my underwear yanked up my ass 627 00:39:52,641 --> 00:39:54,893 by a football player with arms like telephone poles. 628 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:57,269 Okay, and where are those guys now? 629 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:01,983 I know they're not working nights at Target. I'll tell you that. 630 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,695 Yeah. You know, 631 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,072 I look at my yearbook 632 00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:11,784 and I see four fabulous years 633 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:15,079 that are gonna be the highlight of my life. 634 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:16,414 Here's what it's like. 635 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:20,376 First, you feel a hand going down the back of your pants 636 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,420 and tighten around the elastic waistband-- 637 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,838 Highlight. 638 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,422 Sometimes I'd actually see stars. 639 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,132 It's not going to get any better. 640 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,094 And if I was particularly unlucky, 641 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,347 my shorts would, like rip completely free 642 00:40:32,429 --> 00:40:35,141 - and I would get this really drastic-- - Jim, do you hear me? 643 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:39,061 Yeah. 644 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,442 I don't care about a graphic description 645 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:45,443 of a childhood prank. 646 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:48,445 Hey, that prank was a motif in my life. 647 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,954 You know, I'm… locked in this store here 648 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,541 because I didn't have the guts to steal a skirt, 649 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,543 so I could get arrested and embarrass my father 650 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:05,088 in this stupid, desperate, childish, 651 00:41:05,170 --> 00:41:06,840 pathetic attempt to leave home. 652 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,925 And you have your underwear yanked up your ass. 653 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:11,802 I have my entire life yanked up my ass. 654 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,849 Well, you're speaking figuratively. 655 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:18,809 - I was speaking literally. - And you're happy. 656 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,186 You know, you're happy. 657 00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:22,563 I'm not happy. 658 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:26,860 I'm working nights. Uh, everybody thinks I'm a liar. 659 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,862 My whole family's laughing at me. 660 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:31,114 Reverend Harwell gave me the finger last week. 661 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,824 You're not happy, but you have some control over your life. 662 00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:36,202 - So do you. - My father controls my life. 663 00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:40,289 You're over 18. You can tell him to drop dead, and get on a plane. 664 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,001 - So can you. - I don't want to. 665 00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:47,380 - I like living at home. - No, you don't. 666 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:50,717 What am I, a garden snail? 667 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:53,510 An involuntary muscle in a janitor suit? 668 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,429 I, uh, I know what I want to do. 669 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,768 What could you possibly like about living at home at your age? 670 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:04,731 The meals are great. I mean, there's the, uh… There's cable. 671 00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:09,027 Um, the accommodations are excellent, five-star. 672 00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:11,028 What do you care if I'm living at home or not? 673 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,157 Hey, I didn't come here to irritate you. 674 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,909 Well, you're beginning to. 675 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,289 Great. That's really great. 676 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,585 I gotta stop saying those kinds of things. 677 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:28,838 Those freakin' kids! I knew I couldn't trust 'em. 678 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:31,800 Town liar. That's a nice rep. Nice rep. 679 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:33,927 I bet it was Gregory, that little weasel. 680 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:37,429 Top secret, top secret, I tell 'em, and they still shoot off their mouths! 681 00:42:37,514 --> 00:42:39,139 If I'd really been a French spy… 682 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:42,018 those little tots would've gotten me killed! 683 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,978 Piano wire wrapped around my neck. 684 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:47,356 My testicles shoved down my throat, a piece of dynamite stuck up my ass. 685 00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:55,072 She's so beautiful. 686 00:42:57,449 --> 00:42:58,784 And I'm the town liar. 687 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:11,297 ♪ Sha la la la la la la la ♪ 688 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:14,550 ♪ Sha la la la la la la la ♪ 689 00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:18,804 ♪ Sha la la la la la la la ♪ 690 00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:23,601 ♪ Shiny poked through the open doorways ♪ 691 00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:31,192 ♪ Fell in love on a summer's day ♪ 692 00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:38,324 ♪ Your only a once but that's all right ♪ 693 00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:47,041 ♪ Because it's just so good to be alive ♪ 694 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:53,715 ♪ Take away your troubles Take them at the double ♪ 695 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:58,302 ♪ Nothing on my mind sept my new love ♪ 696 00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:06,061 ♪ Nothing on my mind sept my new love ♪ 697 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:11,648 ♪ Sha la la la la la la la ♪ 698 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:15,778 ♪ Sha la la la la la la la ♪ 699 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:46,434 Jim, there's no reason to lie right now. 700 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:48,936 There's no one to impress. 701 00:44:49,686 --> 00:44:52,981 You know, I'm not impressed by a man telling me he likes living at home. 702 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:56,152 Excuse me. I'm not lying, 703 00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,655 and I'm not trying to impress you. 704 00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:00,572 So, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. 705 00:45:00,657 --> 00:45:02,951 I have to clean dead flies out of the lighting fixtures. 706 00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:06,371 Okay, okay, my error. I apologize. 707 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:09,916 It's just that I can't imagine a man… 708 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:14,003 giving up his independence, his right to mate, 709 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,380 to have a family, 710 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:19,675 to have children, to build a life for himself, 711 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,052 - for good cooking. - Hold on. 712 00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:25,431 I have not given up my right to mate. 713 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:30,644 Okay? I have the right to mate anytime I feel like mating. 714 00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:32,813 You go out with someone. 715 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:36,818 You bring her home. You introduce her to 716 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:42,197 Mom, Dad, sis, Billy, Woofie the dog. 717 00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:46,661 Cocktails in the rumpus room, and then do it on the bunk bed? 718 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:50,331 Let's analyze that remark. 719 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:54,918 First, I don't have a dog, my brother's not named Billy, 720 00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:57,088 and I don't even have a rumpus room. 721 00:45:57,170 --> 00:45:59,340 - So I don't even-- - You know what I mean. 722 00:46:04,721 --> 00:46:06,639 Yeah, I know what you mean. 723 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,934 Spit on me, make me feel lousy. 724 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,358 Jim? 725 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,528 You said something that wasn't true. 726 00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:23,864 No. 727 00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:27,367 No, I said that I can have… 728 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,329 sex when I want to, and I do. I do. 729 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:34,876 However, I was looking forward to a nice, quiet evening of janitoring. 730 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:39,630 I don't think you see what I'm getting at. 731 00:46:40,213 --> 00:46:41,507 I see what you're getting at. 732 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:45,762 I'm a lying monk with an Oedipus complex and an appetite for home cooking. 733 00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:47,679 You're the indecisive shoplifter. 734 00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:51,559 Yes! Exactly! I would do anything to be in your shoes. 735 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,769 These are Darnell's shoes. 736 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:57,731 You know, you have freedom, and you're not using it. 737 00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:00,193 It makes me sad. 738 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,362 Well, you have the collective wealth of the entire town, 739 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:06,074 and you're trying to get yourself arrested. That makes me sad. 740 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,449 That makes me sad, too. 741 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,411 - That's pretty stupid. - It's very stupid. 742 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:13,164 Are you serious? 743 00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:17,710 I mean, you haven't been drinking? This isn't the bottle talking? 744 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,045 No. 745 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:24,007 Then why don't you just talk to the guy? 746 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,179 For the same reason that you can't leave home… 747 00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:30,847 I can't tell my father to go to hell. 748 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,393 Why not? 749 00:47:36,561 --> 00:47:39,648 Because… I don't want to be alone. 750 00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:08,677 Mr. McClellan? 751 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,391 You ever have any family problems, you and your daughter? 752 00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:16,768 What the hell do you think this is? 753 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:19,688 You got a point. 754 00:48:25,737 --> 00:48:27,237 Would you go with me somewhere? 755 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,117 - Where? - Florida? 756 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:34,119 Wyoming? Spain? 757 00:48:34,954 --> 00:48:37,456 It doesn't really matter, just away somewhere. 758 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:39,833 I'd love to. 759 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:42,586 I just can't afford to be… 760 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,715 capricious and carefree like yourself. 761 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:49,594 I, uh, I've gotta set my sights on something and really go for it. 762 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,096 Night janitor? 763 00:48:52,889 --> 00:48:55,932 - It's a beginning. I'm looking at-- - It's an end. 764 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:01,188 Maybe if you had, like, a destination in mind, 765 00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:03,565 that would make all the difference in the world. 766 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,400 Why? 767 00:49:06,943 --> 00:49:08,945 Well, uh, I'm, uh, I'm just not 768 00:49:09,362 --> 00:49:11,199 built to aimlessly roam the world. 769 00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:13,951 I'm too conservative for that. 770 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,536 Well… 771 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,373 I was thinking about Los Angeles. 772 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:21,375 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. 773 00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:25,213 - What for? - Live. Work. 774 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:28,173 - At what? - Whatever. 775 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:31,302 And what about your father? 776 00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:37,349 When I don't die, he'll realize that I can make it on my own. 777 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:41,478 If I do, he'll have the satisfaction of knowing that I can't. 778 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:45,525 If I run and he brings me back, or if I go back on my own, 779 00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:47,235 he's gonna beat the shit out of me. 780 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:50,570 - So it doesn't really make a difference. - What, uh, literally? 781 00:49:54,282 --> 00:49:55,701 Yeah. 782 00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:57,786 Sad. 783 00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:02,791 Yeah, it's sad. Until he throws you across the room, it's sad. 784 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,045 I'm just afraid to live with him, and I'm afraid to live without-- You know, 785 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:10,173 you didn't come to work to hear this stuff. I'm really sorry. 786 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:12,592 - That's all right. - I'm gonna clean this up. 787 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:24,856 I'm, uh, I'm just surprised. I thought everything was okay, you know. 788 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:28,358 I figured you got a nice car, a nice house, you got some money. 789 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:29,860 Everything's okay. 790 00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:32,405 It should be, but it's not. 791 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,157 It's twisted, and it's distorted, 792 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,994 and it can't be changed, and it cannot be saved. 793 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:46,501 I'll go with you. 794 00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:53,300 Really? 795 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:56,052 Yeah. 796 00:50:57,929 --> 00:50:59,222 We have to get a car. 797 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:02,684 Let's get through the night, first. 798 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,769 - I have money. - How much? 799 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:06,898 $52,000. 800 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,400 On you? 801 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,820 In my purse. 802 00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:29,295 $52,000. Wow. 803 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:34,925 - I've never seen so much money in my life. - This is more than my house cost. 804 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:37,762 Jim… 805 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:42,557 now that I'm spending the night, how can I pay you back 806 00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:44,518 for being so cold to you in high school? 807 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:50,483 - Do you need an answer right away? - No. 808 00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:53,527 Sometime before the sun comes up. 809 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,740 Well, uh… 810 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:03,329 you're probably not going to remember this, but, uh… 811 00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:06,748 there was a homecoming dance our sophomore year. 812 00:52:06,831 --> 00:52:09,668 - Mmm-hmm. - Uh, do you remember Mrs. Noble? 813 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:15,215 Large, hairy gym teacher with a suspiciously cumbersome groin bulge? 814 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:17,134 I had her for two years. 815 00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:20,096 She made everybody switch partners, 'cause all the fat girls 816 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:23,056 and the doinks, myself included, were standing against the wall, 817 00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:24,934 - blowing spit bubbles. - Right. 818 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:30,773 Well, for, uh, three-quarters of one verse of a slow song… 819 00:52:32,692 --> 00:52:33,985 we danced together. 820 00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:36,820 You reeked of Stridex. 821 00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:40,115 Oh, no, that was Larry Fry. 822 00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:42,492 I'm sorry. 823 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,829 - I… I don't remember. - Well… 824 00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:48,708 You got your hair caught in my braces. 825 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:52,420 - I don't remember. - Well, it's not important. 826 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,967 I… Well, I just always… 827 00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:01,387 dreamed of finishing that dance. 828 00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:05,349 Okay. 829 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:12,440 Oh, don't, uh, don't feel you have to answer right away. 830 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:15,233 It's just a small portion of my life that's incomplete. 831 00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:17,987 I thought you were gonna say something different. 832 00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:25,369 Well… 833 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:28,998 first things first. 834 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:48,976 ♪ When things go wrong ♪ 835 00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:53,021 ♪ As they sometimes will ♪ 836 00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:58,902 ♪ When the road you're trodding Seems all uphill ♪ 837 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:05,034 ♪ When the funds are low ♪ 838 00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:09,621 ♪ And the debts are high ♪ 839 00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:15,753 ♪ And you want to smile But you have to sigh ♪ 840 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:21,217 ♪ When care ♪ 841 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:25,012 ♪ Is pressing you down a bit ♪ 842 00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:31,559 ♪ Rest if you must ♪ 843 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:35,438 ♪ But don't you quit ♪ 844 00:54:37,315 --> 00:54:39,485 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 845 00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:43,780 ♪ Don't you quit ♪ 846 00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,409 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 847 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,469 ♪ But you never can tell ♪ 848 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:10,099 ♪ How close you are ♪ 849 00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:17,021 ♪ It may be near when it seems so far ♪ 850 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:18,731 ♪ Ooh ♪ 851 00:55:57,146 --> 00:55:58,271 Aah! 852 00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:00,315 Ow. 853 00:56:33,474 --> 00:56:34,474 Officer Don! 854 00:56:35,099 --> 00:56:38,646 Oh! You scared the crap out of me. I thought it was the custodian. 855 00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,440 Jim, what are you doing in there? 856 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:43,817 I… I work here now. 857 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:51,032 You wanna let me in? 858 00:56:51,115 --> 00:56:53,744 I'd love to let you in. I don't have the keys. 859 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:57,414 I'm locked in here till 7:00 a.m. What's going on? 860 00:56:58,081 --> 00:57:00,208 Have you seen Josie McClellan? 861 00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:04,088 Of course, uh… 862 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:09,592 Dark hair, green eyes, beautiful. Oh, yeah. Of course. 863 00:57:09,677 --> 00:57:12,429 - You seen her recently? - Oh! 864 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:16,559 Uh, matter of fact, I just saw her yesterday, yeah. 865 00:57:16,641 --> 00:57:18,476 We had a cup of java together. 866 00:57:18,561 --> 00:57:20,186 She come into the store? 867 00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:23,273 Oh, I don't know. I only work nights. 868 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,568 - Why? - Well… 869 00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:27,777 she's missing. 870 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:31,782 Now, I was looking around this side of town for her and I come past. 871 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:37,579 And I seen that the outside sign's on. The outside sign's never on. 872 00:57:37,663 --> 00:57:39,206 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 873 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:43,668 Did you try the library? 'Cause, you know, maybe she fell asleep reading. 874 00:57:45,336 --> 00:57:50,300 No. She's probably just screwing somebody the old man don't approve of. 875 00:57:56,097 --> 00:57:57,181 Would you know… 876 00:57:57,266 --> 00:58:01,061 if the custodian comes by to check up on people? 877 00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:04,356 Oh, no, I wouldn't think he'd do that, Jimmy. 878 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,152 I feel pretty good now. 879 00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:20,581 I'm sorry, sir. I had to practice a little therapy. 880 00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:23,125 Boy's in his own world. 881 00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:34,219 ♪ I can't believe you've left me Don't know that you've upset me ♪ 882 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:37,681 ♪ You just want to forget me Why don't you come and get me ♪ 883 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:41,268 ♪ And boy, I really miss you And all I want to do is kiss you ♪ 884 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:45,021 ♪ I've used up all my tissues 'Cause there's more serious of issues ♪ 885 00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:48,567 ♪ I don't even know the reason You were playin' and you were teasin' ♪ 886 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:52,237 ♪ Did they tell me you were leavin' Those good looks are deceivin' ♪ 887 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:56,407 ♪ Where are you, baby We used to have so much fun ♪ 888 00:58:56,492 --> 00:59:00,119 ♪ You drive me crazy Somebody tell me where he's gone ♪ 889 00:59:00,244 --> 00:59:03,831 ♪ Where are you, baby We used to have so much fun ♪ 890 00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:05,416 ♪ You drive me crazy ♪ 891 00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:07,503 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 892 00:59:07,585 --> 00:59:10,713 ♪ You're peepin' through the window This is too much for me to handle ♪ 893 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:14,175 ♪ Already caused a scandal A disturbance like a vandal ♪ 894 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:17,929 ♪ I've lost track of all time 'Cause you're always on my mind ♪ 895 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:20,389 ♪ And you're just that type of guy That'll make me cry ♪ 896 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:21,934 ♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪ 897 00:59:22,016 --> 00:59:24,686 ♪ Oh, why has he disappeared This feeling is really weird ♪ 898 00:59:24,769 --> 00:59:26,521 ♪ You're precious and you're dear ♪ 899 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:28,315 ♪ Can you feel the weight of these tears ♪ 900 00:59:29,398 --> 00:59:33,027 ♪ Where are you, baby We used to have so much fun ♪ 901 00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:36,657 ♪ You drive me crazy Somebody tell me where he's gone ♪ 902 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:40,619 ♪ Where are you, baby We used to have so much fun ♪ 903 00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:44,373 ♪ You drive me crazy Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 904 01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:05,811 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 905 01:00:05,893 --> 01:00:09,440 ♪ Where are you, baby We used to have so much fun ♪ 906 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:16,947 Aah! 907 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,905 Why don't we get underneath the bench? 908 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:02,992 Do you want to get on top? 909 01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:13,420 You check the office. I'll scope the dressing rooms. 910 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:14,505 Right. 911 01:01:23,597 --> 01:01:24,847 You're on top. 912 01:01:27,476 --> 01:01:29,894 - Did you want to be on top? - Oh, no. 913 01:01:30,646 --> 01:01:34,650 No, no, uh, I'm fine where I am. Sure. 914 01:02:08,724 --> 01:02:11,894 Ow, ow, ow. 915 01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,398 I think he went to the back. 916 01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:28,369 Evening. 917 01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:35,918 Nice. Excellent. 918 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:40,090 Hey, you got a tattoo? 919 01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,969 - No, sir. - Not you, asshole! 920 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:49,516 I'm a missing person. The whole town is looking for me. 921 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,018 - What, are you hidin' out? - Yes. 922 01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:55,271 And I would appreciate it if you'd let us sit up. 923 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:57,148 What about the tattoo? 924 01:02:58,108 --> 01:03:00,902 - I don't have one. - Ha! You owe me a buck. 925 01:03:01,570 --> 01:03:04,197 It's up to two. I borrowed that one off you at Burger King. 926 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,740 - I was gonna-- - I don't remember. 927 01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:07,284 Excuse me. 928 01:03:08,869 --> 01:03:11,329 Are you planning to shoot us in the back of the head? 929 01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:13,998 We haven't decided yet, have we? 930 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:16,710 Who are you? 931 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,755 Uh, you don't want to know. 932 01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:22,215 He wouldn't have asked if he didn't want to know, butthead. 933 01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:24,217 He's a little crazy. He's my brother. 934 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:25,969 - He's not quite right. - That's not true. 935 01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,096 She doesn't even know me. 936 01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:30,097 Somebody better start talking straight here. 937 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:31,391 If it's the truth. 938 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:32,643 Okay. 939 01:03:35,603 --> 01:03:37,021 You want to know? 940 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,610 - Mmm-hmm. - Okay, good. But, uh… 941 01:03:43,778 --> 01:03:45,322 Come on over here. 942 01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:48,617 - What? - Come on over. 943 01:03:48,699 --> 01:03:51,202 Come on over here! Over here. 944 01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:10,389 Come on down here. 945 01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:15,101 That's right. Down here. Down here. 946 01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:16,769 Uh-huh? 947 01:04:18,105 --> 01:04:19,146 Okay. 948 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:23,277 You dumb sons of bitches. 949 01:04:24,568 --> 01:04:27,114 Do you realize that you have just walked 950 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:30,909 straight into a $60-million drug transaction? 951 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:34,829 So, you're running this 952 01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:38,333 multi-zillion-dollar drug transaction by yourself? 953 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:39,626 Little Target boy? 954 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:47,217 - No. No, I'm not doing it by myself. - Oh, no, no. 955 01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:49,469 As a matter of fact… 956 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:52,764 in about ten minutes, 957 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:56,184 this place is gonna be alive with the meanest, 958 01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:59,146 ugliest, most impatient animals you guys have ever seen. 959 01:05:00,021 --> 01:05:03,400 So I'll tell you what, I'll give you five minutes to take 960 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:05,652 whatever you want in the whole store and just go. 961 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,072 I won't tell. Just go. Just take your guns and go. Scoot. 962 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:11,407 Okay, then, who's the girl? 963 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,871 - I'm his hostage. - Yes, yes, yes. 964 01:05:16,954 --> 01:05:19,916 Is that true? Hmm? 965 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:24,253 Yes! Yes, it's true. And, um… 966 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,425 If the deal doesn't go down… 967 01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:33,137 - she becomes pig feed. - Bullshit. 968 01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:35,097 Oh, really? 969 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:41,146 - Well, blow her away. - Come on, that's bullshit! 970 01:05:42,813 --> 01:05:44,190 Okay. 971 01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:49,237 Then give me your guns, and I'll do it for you. 972 01:05:50,072 --> 01:05:51,155 It's bullshit, right? 973 01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:54,117 We'll see. 974 01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:58,538 Roll over. 975 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,123 - Come on, you heard him. - What? 976 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:02,125 Roll over! That's right. You too, honey. 977 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,628 You heard me. Roll over. Come on, do it! 978 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:08,255 Come on, come on! Roll! Roll. That's it. Very good. 979 01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:11,050 Mmm! Yeah. 980 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:14,429 Um, give me the guns. 981 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:17,681 No way, man. Uh-uh. 982 01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:21,561 Fine. Fine. You do it. I don't need her anymore, anyway. 983 01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:25,981 - I only needed her to get through customs. - I don't like this. 984 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:28,150 This sucks. It's not worth it. 985 01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:30,195 Come on, we don't have much time. Do it! 986 01:06:30,277 --> 01:06:31,278 All right. 987 01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:36,451 It's nothing personal. 988 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:38,286 - Jim! - Too late. They're here! 989 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:43,125 It's too late. They're here. Men, hold your fire. 990 01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:48,170 Ned in housewares, hold your fire. Tommy in sporting goods, hold your fire. 991 01:06:48,253 --> 01:06:51,675 Ned, hold your fire. There are infrared scopes trained on your heads. 992 01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:54,927 - We didn't want this! - It's the girl you want, not us! 993 01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:58,764 Just relax, okay. Ned, we got a WD-40. That's right. A full-scale PMS. 994 01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:03,228 Okay, everybody, just relax! Now, now, everybody just relax. 995 01:07:03,311 --> 01:07:06,106 Okay, the whole place is gonna blow. Everybody just relax. 996 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:07,983 Now, put down your guns. Put the guns down. 997 01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:09,608 Ned, they're putting down the guns. 998 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,235 Are you putting them down? They are. 999 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:13,237 Now, get down, 'cause lives are at stake here. 1000 01:07:13,864 --> 01:07:18,869 Let go. Let go, let go. Now, get back, get back. 1001 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:21,036 Spread 'em. Spread the legs. Put down the dogs. 1002 01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:24,958 Okay, put the dogs down. Put the dogs down. 1003 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,501 Both of 'em! Put the dogs down! Down! 1004 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,005 That was great! 1005 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:32,257 I got a big surprise for you guys. 1006 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:35,010 We have a bit of a surprise for you, too. 1007 01:07:36,677 --> 01:07:38,304 Them guns aren't loaded. 1008 01:07:48,981 --> 01:07:52,610 I got an idea. How about a truce, huh? 1009 01:07:52,693 --> 01:07:55,237 I'm full of shit. You're full of shit. 1010 01:07:55,447 --> 01:07:58,240 I think everybody at one time in their life is full of shit. 1011 01:07:58,365 --> 01:08:01,411 I'll throw on a couple of corn dogs and we'll get to know each other. 1012 01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:04,206 I'd like to know what goes on inside your heads. 1013 01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:06,541 Okay, you had the big one, you had the… 1014 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:07,626 No. 1015 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:10,003 Sorry. I could've sworn you had the big one. 1016 01:08:11,086 --> 01:08:12,297 Ha! 1017 01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:15,509 I lied. 1018 01:08:20,055 --> 01:08:23,225 These are the men that killed that guy in Saltburg. 1019 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:26,353 I'm fairly sure that we're gonna die. 1020 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,395 I want to tell you how disappointed I am 1021 01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:31,274 - we're not going to California together. - We're not dead yet. 1022 01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:35,278 - Pretty darn close. - No. 1023 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,905 If I can get them to take me with them, 1024 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,742 maybe I can get away and come back for you. 1025 01:08:40,824 --> 01:08:43,411 Don't forget we need a car and they obviously have one. 1026 01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:49,292 - Just… Go along with whatever I do, okay? - Okay. 1027 01:09:02,137 --> 01:09:03,681 So, what's the word on you two? 1028 01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:07,435 Are you married? Obviously, you're… 1029 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,646 hack crooks if you can't pull off a discount store job. 1030 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:15,569 What were you planning to steal? A little hair spray? 1031 01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:20,948 Sorry. 1032 01:09:25,537 --> 01:09:27,122 Lady, you got a job? 1033 01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:31,542 - No. - Well, then don't knock ours. 1034 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,587 Crime isn't a job. It's a sickness. 1035 01:09:39,967 --> 01:09:43,220 Whoops. Anyone have some change? 1036 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:57,569 You look like a lady in need of a quarter. 1037 01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:00,154 I think I might need more than just a quarter. 1038 01:10:03,115 --> 01:10:04,908 - You know… - No. 1039 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:07,621 You and I could make a lot of money. 1040 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:10,497 Hey, honey, me and Nestor are partners. 1041 01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:12,207 Okay? We don't need a third. 1042 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,545 You don't know what you need, so why don't you shut up? 1043 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,800 Hop on. 1044 01:10:37,149 --> 01:10:38,234 Now. 1045 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:40,612 Let's go now. 1046 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,865 - Know what you are? - Yeah. 1047 01:10:44,948 --> 01:10:47,743 You are one good-looking ball of trouble. 1048 01:10:50,829 --> 01:10:51,914 Good. 1049 01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:32,247 - What do you think, for the car? - This one? 1050 01:11:32,329 --> 01:11:35,291 No, the whole thing. We'll just lay it down in the back. 1051 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:39,462 We got multi-cassette capabilities. Think of the sound! 1052 01:12:06,573 --> 01:12:09,576 Let me just tell you. I'm not helping you load your car. 1053 01:12:09,701 --> 01:12:11,368 Think again, boy. 1054 01:12:11,453 --> 01:12:15,331 You're not going to take the stolen merchandise out of the store. No. 1055 01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:16,707 - I'm not gonna let you. - Get out. 1056 01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:19,002 I'm not gonna let you. It's stolen. All of it! 1057 01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:20,962 - Give me that! - No! 1058 01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:22,463 - It's mine! - Give it to me! 1059 01:12:22,546 --> 01:12:23,672 It's mine. 1060 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:30,555 But where… Wait a minute. 1061 01:12:33,975 --> 01:12:36,644 - You're not going with them? - Yeah. 1062 01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:38,896 You'll be an accessory. 1063 01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:42,149 So? 1064 01:12:42,274 --> 01:12:45,110 So? You don't know anything about them. 1065 01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:47,113 You certainly don't know anything about him. 1066 01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:50,617 - These are hardened criminals here! - Okay, come here. That's enough. 1067 01:12:50,699 --> 01:12:51,701 Gil. 1068 01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:56,789 Don't waste your time. You could get a hernia. 1069 01:12:56,872 --> 01:13:02,002 You know, if my foot could talk, it would say, “May I please go up this geek's ass?” 1070 01:13:02,086 --> 01:13:04,213 - Forget him! - Come on! All right. 1071 01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:07,425 He's no use to us. After all, the guy's built like an oyster. 1072 01:13:07,509 --> 01:13:08,885 Listen, little mister. 1073 01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:14,765 If you tell on us, I'll kill you. 1074 01:13:20,854 --> 01:13:22,105 Fine. 1075 01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:28,404 Jim. 1076 01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:38,957 Don't be an ass. 1077 01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:44,253 Okay, Jimbo? 1078 01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:48,341 Let's go, shall we? 1079 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:17,287 Ahem. 1080 01:14:17,912 --> 01:14:19,454 Come on, come on, come on! 1081 01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:40,685 I got 'em. I got 'em. I got 'em. 1082 01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:06,020 That wasn't a store robbery. 1083 01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:08,814 That was an assassination. 1084 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:11,067 That wasn't a clerk. That was a wise guy. 1085 01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:13,110 How do I know? 1086 01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:16,738 I spent a little time with the FBI's organized crime unit. 1087 01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:19,617 I guess you could say that I'm intimately knowledgeable 1088 01:16:19,701 --> 01:16:21,452 with the seedy and rancorous workings 1089 01:16:21,536 --> 01:16:24,162 of the mob in the Midwest section of this country. 1090 01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:27,000 Let me just say, I know a gangland slayingwhen I see one, 1091 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,501 and that's exactly what this is. 1092 01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:34,256 I'd look into myself personally, but I got a date tonight. 1093 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:44,850 Attention Target shoppers. 1094 01:17:32,856 --> 01:17:34,108 Jim! 1095 01:18:29,122 --> 01:18:30,997 He is so cool. 1096 01:19:14,457 --> 01:19:17,670 ♪ Got my Ray-Bans on every day and night ♪ 1097 01:19:17,752 --> 01:19:21,006 ♪ Got a one-track mind that I wanna hide ♪ 1098 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:24,467 ♪ Got an easy job that I try to keep ♪ 1099 01:19:24,551 --> 01:19:27,930 ♪ Got a bunch of girls And I got 'em cheap ♪ 1100 01:19:28,014 --> 01:19:31,309 ♪ Got a million things that I wanna do ♪ 1101 01:19:31,391 --> 01:19:34,811 ♪ But I waste my time Hangin' out with you ♪ 1102 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:38,940 ♪ It's not because I'm really easy to please ♪ 1103 01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:42,110 ♪ It's not the way You bring me down on my knees ♪ 1104 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:45,072 ♪ It's just a feeling But it keeps coming back ♪ 1105 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,742 ♪ It's a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1106 01:19:52,078 --> 01:19:55,207 ♪ Got a big guitar lookin' dynamite ♪ 1107 01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:58,543 ♪ Got a Thunderbird That I drive all night ♪ 1108 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,838 ♪ Got a shoeshine-boy workin' overtime ♪ 1109 01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:05,134 ♪ Gotta grow up soon but I never mind ♪ 1110 01:20:05,217 --> 01:20:08,720 ♪ Got a big fat guy takin' all the blame ♪ 1111 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:12,307 ♪ For the chairs I break When you call my name ♪ 1112 01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:16,145 ♪ It's not because I'm really easy to please ♪ 1113 01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:19,649 ♪ It's not the way You bring me down on my knees ♪ 1114 01:20:19,731 --> 01:20:22,318 ♪ It's just a feeling But it keeps coming back ♪ 1115 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:25,279 ♪ It's a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1116 01:20:25,363 --> 01:20:28,532 ♪ Just a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1117 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:03,192 ♪ Got a snake-skin suit That I really like ♪ 1118 01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:06,737 ♪ Lookin' like the devil On a Friday night ♪ 1119 01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:10,115 ♪ Got a shark outside In the swimming pool ♪ 1120 01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:13,577 ♪ But it won't be trouble If you're stayin' cool ♪ 1121 01:21:13,661 --> 01:21:16,956 ♪ Got my mind made up That I'm leaving you ♪ 1122 01:21:17,038 --> 01:21:20,626 ♪ But it won't be easy No it won't be true ♪ 1123 01:21:51,157 --> 01:21:54,368 ♪ Got a snake-skin suit That I really like ♪ 1124 01:21:54,452 --> 01:21:57,872 ♪ Lookin' like the devil On a Friday night ♪ 1125 01:21:57,954 --> 01:22:01,167 ♪ Got a shark outside In the swimming pool ♪ 1126 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:04,545 ♪ But it won't be trouble If you're stayin' cool ♪ 1127 01:22:04,627 --> 01:22:08,131 ♪ Got my mind made up That I'm leaving you ♪ 1128 01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:11,594 ♪ But it won't be easy No it won't be true ♪ 1129 01:22:12,345 --> 01:22:15,430 ♪ I'll never make it through A Saturday night ♪ 1130 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:18,975 ♪ I'll never make another Move in the light ♪ 1131 01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:21,436 ♪ 'Cause if I see you and You're lookin' like that ♪ 1132 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,273 ♪ I'll get a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1133 01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:28,735 ♪ It's not because I'm really Easy to please ♪ 1134 01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:31,863 ♪ It's not the way you bring me Down on my knees ♪ 1135 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:35,242 ♪ It's just a feeling but it keeps Coming back ♪ 1136 01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:38,037 ♪ It's a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1137 01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:41,457 ♪ Give me a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1138 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,127 ♪ Give me a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1139 01:22:45,211 --> 01:22:48,631 ♪ I want a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1140 01:22:49,047 --> 01:22:51,926 ♪ Give me a tiny little heart attack ♪ 1141 01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:55,054 ♪ I want a tiny little heart attack ♪ 89048