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[theme song playing]
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- ? We're tiny ?
- ? We're toony ?
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? We're learning to be looney ?
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? And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ?
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? We got our admissions ?
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? Important for tuitions ?
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? Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ?
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? At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ?
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? The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ?
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? Since 1933 ?
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- ? We're classmates ?
- ? And roommates ?
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? We paid The
out-of-state bills ?
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? Let's grab the books and
go Class is about to start ?
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? They're furry
They're funny ?
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? We're Babs and Buster Bunny ?
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? Their comedy is funny ?
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? And their friendship's
Guaranteed ?
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? Hamton is worried And
Sweetie's a tough birdie ?
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? And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ?
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Frenemy!
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? So here's where
The greatest toons ?
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? All got their humble start ?
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? There's quite A
lot of history ?
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? For teaching looney arts ?
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? We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ?
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? Ring the bell Let's all
come in And join the fun ?
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[bell rings]
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? And now class has begun ?
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[Hamton] Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
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Eating outside.
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Can't believe I let myself
be talked into a picnic.
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How can you complain when we have
seven different types of jams?
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Jams are for traffic,
toes, and hippie bands.
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{\an8}I eat preserves.
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- [screams]
- Stop, stop, stop!
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If you're gonna take a sandwich,
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do it with passion, emotion...
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Theatre!
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You, enter stage
right. You, stage left.
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Hit your marks.
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All right!
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Let's take that
again, from the top.
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And action!
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[ants grunting]
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Still working on
my directing style.
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Babs, you're doing great.
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Actors can be tricky.
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I gotta know how to speak to
them in just the right way.
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[Dean Granny on speakers]
Today's the day,
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Looniversity players.
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A reminder about the reminder
I sent out last week,
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reminding you about
auditions today
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for our annual
Acme Loo production
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of Wabbit Season.
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[all gasp] Wabbit Season!
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It's the annual student play
about Acme Looniversity's
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first freshman class, which
included all of the icons
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that went on to define
toon-ing as we know it.
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Granny, Elmer Fudd,
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the random cactus,
and Bugs Bunny!
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[gasps]
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But more importantly,
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Wabbit Season is a chance
for Acme's biggest talent
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to play the lead.
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[laughs]
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[thuds]
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[sighs]
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{\an8}You, Plucky? Playing
the Bugs Bunny?
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The most important
bunny in Acme history?
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Can you even hop? Hmm?
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[growls] Pish posh.
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What a ridiculous question.
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[Plucky grunting]
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[sighs wearily]
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Bugs Bunny is the starring role,
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so it must be played by a star.
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You've got stiff competition.
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I've been rehearsing this
role since I was a kid.
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Yeah, we played Wabbit
Season all the time.
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Buster was always Bugs.
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Oh, no! You didn't tell me
you played pretend as a child.
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I hope I get the cactus role.
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Not to brag, but
I was vegetation
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in 17 different school
plays, growing up.
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Really? It doesn't
have any lines.
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{\an8}[stuttering] Precisely.
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{\an8}[chuckles nervously]
But... uh... uh...
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{\an8}per... performing brings out
my ner... nervous stutter.
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Well, the juiciest role
is behind the curtain.
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Stage manager!
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It has a lot of smaller
responsibilities,
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that are whatever, but
the most exciting part
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of the job is the prop table!
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- What about you, Babs?
- [Babs clears throat]
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Allow me to reintroduce myself.
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Babs Bunny, director
extraordinaire.
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My style is unorthodox.
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My vision is avant-garde,
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and my resume is short.
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This will be my first
play with a cast
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that's not entirely
made up of my siblings.
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Hmm.
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Uh-huh.
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[chomping]
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- [splatters]
- [Babs gasps]
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- [radio static] - Okay, folks.
We're now one pen over budget.
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So we're officially in the red.
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Not a great way to
start out auditions,
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but let's go!
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Fifi La Fume, auditioning
for the role of Lola.
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The coolest female in
all of Acme history.
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What a cool campus.
I hope I'm not...
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the only girl.
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Thank you.
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Buster Bunny,
reading for the role
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of Bugs Bunny. [clears throat]
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Eh, what's up, Doc?
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[Babs] Hmm.
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Busters really got
Bugs Bunny down.
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It's almost as if it's...
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Destiny? The role
he's meant to play?
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I was gonna say, "Too obvious."
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- Wha...
- [wheels squeaking]
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Before I blow you
away with emotion,
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I need complete
assurance that nepotism
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won't be poisoning
this production.
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Thank you. Lighting!
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I need my beak to look
strident, yet supple.
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The sun! The sun
kissing my rabbit face
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after these long winter months
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in my borough,
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where I hopped so much.
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Alone. [snaps fingers]
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{\an8}Give me the strength needed to
persevere, delicious carrot.
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{\an8}[gulps]
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{\an8}[gags, sputters]
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{\an8}Mmm, mmm. So good.
[chuckles nervously]
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{\an8}Clearly food.
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[Babs] Mmm-hmm.
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Great. Thank you. Next!
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Uh... Uh... Uh... [sneezes]
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[bowl humming]
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- [wind howling]
- [tumbleweed rustling]
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[Sweetie gurgling]
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[stuttering] Thank you.
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Really appreciate the hard work
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you all put into
these auditions.
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I have some tough
choices to make,
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but casting will be up soon.
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[Dizzy] Dizzy drop out.
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Dizzy realize this
non-union production.
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What do you think? We
have a show on our hands?
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Gotta know, 'cause I gotta
get ahead of these props.
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Some are going to be custom,
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some will be ready-made.
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- Just get ahead of it.
- [metal clanks]
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna show Acme Loo
what kind of director I am.
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Casting's up!
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[Hamton mumbles nervously]
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[all exclaim]
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I'm playing the role of Granny?
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She... But she's not glamorous.
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She only wears...
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{\an8}[gasps] neutrals.
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{\an8}The role of cactus?
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{\an8}[gasps] But that
part does not speak!
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{\an8}And it's a background character.
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{\an8}[hyperventilating]
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{\an8}Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
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Not everyone can be Bugs Bunny.
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Babs had to make
some tough choices.
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[screaming] Me!
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{\an8}N... Uh, No.
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I... I can't...
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be... be on st... stage,
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[stuttering] unrooted
and speaking.
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Buddy, calm down.
What part did you...
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Hamton Pig as Bugs Bunny?
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What?
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And I'm playing Elmer Fudd?
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The villain!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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There's been a terrible mistake!
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Babs! Babs, Babs!
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Huge problem.
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Sweetie posted the
wrong cast list.
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It's full of typos,
grammatical errors,
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identity fraud!
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{\an8}- No, no. This is indeed the correct casting.
- [Buster gasps]
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Everyone, listen up!
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I know these might not be the
parts you were hoping for,
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but I have a vision.
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A grand vision.
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[stuttering] Goodnight.
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Welcome, actors.
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Thank you for taking
this journey with me.
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It will test your sillies,
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dig deep into your
personal experiences,
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expose your greatest fears.
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{\an8}A world without mirrors!
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Now, some of you know the
story of Wabbit Season,
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all about the first
freshman class of Acme Loo.
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[Buster scoffs]
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Forget everything
you think you know.
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This show will be unlike
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any other Wabbit
Season ever seen!
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{\an8}It'll be big.
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It'll be artsy.
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It'll be challenging.
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{\an8}And it will have fireworks.
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{\an8}Will the cactus have
a grand soliloquy?
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{\an8}No.
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But if you follow my lead,
we'll have an amazing show.
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It'd only be amazing if
you gave me the right part.
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Places!
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[whimsical music playing]
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[clanks]
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[slurping]
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Babs, this is an
ambitious production.
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It's a pretty simple play.
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Are we sure we need 75
background mannequins?
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I mean, don't get me wrong.
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I'm here for the props,
and prop management,
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and prop procurement,
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but this just seems,
well, like a lot.
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Don't worry. It's all
part of the vision.
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Okay, boss. What do I know?
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Just the prop bird here.
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[stuttering] First day
on this glorious campus.
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How about instead of saying
the monologue I pantomime it?
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Shirley, I need more lights!
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Stagehands, bring in the rings!
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[exclaims nervously]
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F... First d...
day on the campus.
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[groans]
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[Babs groans]
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Props on the prop table!
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Is it so hard?
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[stuttering] First d... day
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on this gl...
glorious ca... campus.
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{\an8}[sobbing] Oh, no.
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{\an8}That's not r... right?
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{\an8}Everything okay, Hamton?
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{\an8}I... I do... don't
know if you can help.
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{\an8}I've been dealing with
this nervous stutter
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{\an8}my whole life.
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Shirley, spots are
looking hot. Thank you.
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Lil' Beeper, fake
snow is flying in.
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Everything okay here?
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Hamton's a little nervous.
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- Oh, well, good news.
- [screams]
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I've got a director trick
that will help you calm down.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah, take a seat.
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00:11:33,514 --> 00:11:35,780
Been so stressed with
the prop list. [sighs]
256
00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:38,151
- Now, Hamton. Oink in...
- [Hamton snorts]
257
00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:39,786
- Oink out.
- [Hamton exhales]
258
00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:41,353
- Oink in.
- [Hamton snorting]
259
00:11:41,354 --> 00:11:42,744
- Oink out.
- [Hamton sighs]
260
00:11:42,823 --> 00:11:44,213
- Oink in.
- [Hamton snorts]
261
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:47,961
- Hold... and oink out.
- [Hamton exhales]
262
00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:50,130
[Babs] Now, let's try a line.
263
00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:55,835
{\an8}F... First d... day on
this glorious campus.
264
00:11:55,936 --> 00:11:58,071
{\an8}- [gasps]
- That sounded great.
265
00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:01,541
- How do you feel?
- I was barely nervous that time.
266
00:12:01,642 --> 00:12:03,076
Thanks, Babs.
267
00:12:03,175 --> 00:12:05,678
[Babs] Okay, dress rehearsal.
268
00:12:05,779 --> 00:12:07,147
Our show opens tomorrow.
269
00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:09,382
How's everyone feeling?
270
00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:13,453
- [all murmuring]
- I'm fine! How are you?
271
00:12:13,552 --> 00:12:16,123
I'm ready for my
close up, Ms. Bunny.
272
00:12:16,222 --> 00:12:19,492
Hmm. Interesting
costume addition.
273
00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:24,497
Ready to light everyone's
auras and performances.
274
00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:27,700
Okay, Buster, I know that
during the last few rehearsals,
275
00:12:27,801 --> 00:12:30,037
we've not seen eye to eye.
276
00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:31,838
But tomorrow is our performance,
277
00:12:31,938 --> 00:12:33,240
and we need any everyone
278
00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:36,109
working towards the same vision.
279
00:12:36,209 --> 00:12:38,045
Sweetie, please tell Babs
280
00:12:38,144 --> 00:12:41,281
that Buster doesn't
understand her vision.
281
00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:44,484
- Uh, Babs, Buster just said...
- I heard him.
282
00:12:44,584 --> 00:12:46,853
A bunny fight. Oh, goodie.
283
00:12:46,953 --> 00:12:48,521
Sweetie, could you tell Buster
284
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:51,658
that a toon actor needs
more than a loud mouth
285
00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:53,026
to be a great performer?
286
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,996
Uh, Buster. Babs said
that toon actor...
287
00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:58,098
Toon actor, she says?
288
00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:02,902
[laughs] Well, actors usually
have actual directors.
289
00:13:03,002 --> 00:13:05,572
I don't see any of those here.
290
00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:08,641
A real director would
cast the show correctly.
291
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:12,179
Correctly? Buster. You
wouldn't know directing
292
00:13:12,278 --> 00:13:14,314
if it hit you in the face.
293
00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:16,083
How dare you?
294
00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:17,815
I can't rehearse under
these conditions.
295
00:13:17,816 --> 00:13:20,618
If a real director shows up,
I'll be in my dressing room,
296
00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:24,724
which is also the bathroom,
which is also the wig closet.
297
00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:27,160
Behold a real thespian.
298
00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:29,429
{\an8}As a consummate professional,
299
00:13:29,528 --> 00:13:33,366
{\an8}I am here to help you
express your artistic vision.
300
00:13:33,466 --> 00:13:35,996
Wow, I thought you would
have the biggest problem.
301
00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:39,572
So, I took it upon myself
to make some adjustments,
302
00:13:39,573 --> 00:13:41,272
including a two-hour monologue
303
00:13:41,273 --> 00:13:43,175
about the cactus'
heartbreaking upbringing
304
00:13:43,176 --> 00:13:44,577
in a plant store,
305
00:13:44,677 --> 00:13:47,914
where one day, a hipster in
blush overalls bought it,
306
00:13:48,014 --> 00:13:49,682
drove it to Arizona,
307
00:13:49,782 --> 00:13:53,786
and set it free among
the mighty saguaros.
308
00:13:53,887 --> 00:13:54,937
Two hours?
309
00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:57,024
Yes, I agree, it is too short.
310
00:13:57,123 --> 00:13:58,925
[growls] Okay.
311
00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:00,559
I appreciate all of your notes,
312
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,761
but I have a vision,
313
00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:03,528
and that's what we're going
to stick with this year.
314
00:14:03,529 --> 00:14:05,765
So we could have the
best Wabbit Season
315
00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:08,101
this school has ever seen!
316
00:14:08,201 --> 00:14:10,437
So, I can have lines?
317
00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,572
You're not speaking
in this show!
318
00:14:12,673 --> 00:14:14,207
[indistinct chatter]
319
00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:17,744
Wait, where's Buster?
320
00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:20,012
If he bails, I think I can
still return the props.
321
00:14:20,013 --> 00:14:21,148
I have the receipts,
322
00:14:21,247 --> 00:14:22,950
and it's been less than 90 days.
323
00:14:24,217 --> 00:14:25,585
But now I see that's not
324
00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:26,852
what you're upset about.
325
00:14:26,853 --> 00:14:28,421
Places!
326
00:14:28,422 --> 00:14:30,690
Don't worry. Buster's entrance
isn't till the third scene.
327
00:14:30,691 --> 00:14:31,919
He'll be here.
328
00:14:33,492 --> 00:14:36,529
[Hamton stuttering] Why did
they sell all the seats?
329
00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:42,235
- [groans]
- [Sweetie] Places!
330
00:14:51,778 --> 00:14:53,513
[softly] "First day."
331
00:14:53,612 --> 00:14:57,250
Welcome to the first
day of Acme Loo.
332
00:14:59,184 --> 00:15:02,589
This isn't how I remember
the first day at Acme Loo.
333
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,129
[gasps]
334
00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:13,600
This is the story of my rise
335
00:15:13,699 --> 00:15:18,038
to be the perfect paradigm
for cacti everywhere.
336
00:15:18,138 --> 00:15:20,207
Those aren't the
words in the script.
337
00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:23,410
{\an8}Ga-ga, ooh, goo-goo.
338
00:15:23,509 --> 00:15:25,478
{\an8}I look to my cactus mother.
339
00:15:25,578 --> 00:15:29,249
{\an8}Spines aren't the only
prickly thing about her.
340
00:15:29,348 --> 00:15:31,918
[whispers] Plucky! Plucky!
What are you doing?
341
00:15:31,919 --> 00:15:32,985
Father!
342
00:15:32,986 --> 00:15:36,089
Father! How could you?
343
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,655
- I'm just a teen...
- [slurping]
344
00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,226
- succulent.
- Oh! You're here!
345
00:15:39,258 --> 00:15:40,493
I might not be the lead
346
00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:42,583
and I'm definitely
not happy about it,
347
00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:45,312
but I've never missed a
performance in my whole life.
348
00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:47,534
Wait, you haven't
rehearsed the harness.
349
00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:48,684
[Buster screams]
350
00:15:51,071 --> 00:15:52,872
{\an8}[stuttering] F... First
351
00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:56,109
d... day on th... this...
352
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,744
[screaming]
353
00:15:57,844 --> 00:15:59,579
[all] Whoa!
354
00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:01,314
[Hamton screaming]
355
00:16:01,948 --> 00:16:04,217
{\an8}[screams, grunts]
356
00:16:05,118 --> 00:16:06,619
[Fifi shuddering]
357
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:09,456
[whimpering]
358
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,960
Yeah, no. Uh-uh.
359
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,928
[creaking, crashing]
360
00:16:16,029 --> 00:16:17,464
[all gasping]
361
00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:20,133
[flames blazing]
362
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,569
We've reached our
completely planned
363
00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:23,768
ten-minute intermission.
364
00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:25,370
There are extra
women's restrooms,
365
00:16:25,371 --> 00:16:27,339
so you've plenty of time
to return to the show,
366
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,908
that is not at all over.
367
00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:30,843
[extinguisher hissing]
368
00:16:30,944 --> 00:16:32,779
[Babs crying]
369
00:16:35,281 --> 00:16:36,549
Bucket to cry in.
370
00:16:37,783 --> 00:16:41,554
[sobbing] I know my
vision seems out there.
371
00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:44,257
But I really thought
I could make a show
372
00:16:44,357 --> 00:16:48,428
that would be fresh,
new, and exciting.
373
00:16:48,527 --> 00:16:51,031
Instead, we got catastrophic,
374
00:16:51,131 --> 00:16:53,100
messy, and shredded.
375
00:16:53,199 --> 00:16:55,969
{\an8}Maybe I'm just a bad director?
376
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:57,704
You're a great director.
377
00:16:57,803 --> 00:16:59,439
Sure, you got a little ambitious
378
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,105
and my prop budget was
tough to work with,
379
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:03,008
and maybe you could've shared
your vision a little more
380
00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:04,711
{\an8}- with all of us.
- [sighs]
381
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:09,549
{\an8}I just want the play to be an
explosion of joy and history.
382
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:13,220
{\an8}Like a book wearing
a birthday hat.
383
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,621
Oh, I totally understand
384
00:17:14,622 --> 00:17:16,855
you wanted to do
non-traditional casting,
385
00:17:16,856 --> 00:17:19,126
see unexpected faces
in those roles.
386
00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:20,427
Exactly!
387
00:17:20,428 --> 00:17:22,127
Maybe explain to
the cast the whole
388
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,528
"non-traditional casting" thing
389
00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:25,364
and skip the book
wearing a birthday hat,
390
00:17:25,365 --> 00:17:26,499
just for clarity.
391
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,333
Now, let's get out
there and do this!
392
00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:30,403
But the stage was destroyed.
393
00:17:30,503 --> 00:17:33,093
You're talking to me like
I don't have back up props.
394
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:39,712
I owe you all an apology.
395
00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:41,881
I haven't been good
at communicating.
396
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:44,570
{\an8}Instead of throwing a
bunch of ideas at you,
397
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:47,752
{\an8}I should've been very clear
about my vision for this play,
398
00:17:47,753 --> 00:17:51,363
{\an8}- which is like a textbook ready to party.
- [party music playing]
399
00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:52,941
[music stops]
400
00:17:57,463 --> 00:18:00,267
{\an8}I wanted to see surprising
faces in these roles.
401
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:01,934
[confused murmurs]
402
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:05,283
{\an8}There's no reason I should be
cast in a non-speaking role.
403
00:18:05,304 --> 00:18:07,440
Except that it's
more interesting.
404
00:18:07,539 --> 00:18:09,542
Plucky, you don't need dialogue.
405
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:10,908
You could express
more with your face
406
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:13,141
than most actors
could with words.
407
00:18:14,847 --> 00:18:18,051
And, Hamton, there's a reason
I cast you as the lead.
408
00:18:18,151 --> 00:18:19,711
I didn't wanna tell you earlier
409
00:18:19,712 --> 00:18:22,187
because I was afraid it
might make you more nervous.
410
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,324
I don't think that's possible.
411
00:18:24,325 --> 00:18:25,758
[thuds]
412
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,027
[groans]
413
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:30,158
I cast you as Bugs Bunny
'cause you got a lot in common.
414
00:18:30,263 --> 00:18:32,865
{\an8}Uh, Bugs Bunny went
as a lint roller
415
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,202
{\an8}for seven Halloweens in a row?
416
00:18:35,301 --> 00:18:38,071
What? No. He had a
stutter when he was young.
417
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,307
J... Just like me?
418
00:18:40,406 --> 00:18:43,276
Yeah, and it's not just
that you both stutter.
419
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:46,079
I know you can achieve
great things, Hamton,
420
00:18:46,179 --> 00:18:47,347
just like Bugs Bunny.
421
00:18:47,447 --> 00:18:49,016
Even if you get nervous.
422
00:18:49,115 --> 00:18:50,951
I really believe in all of you.
423
00:18:50,952 --> 00:18:53,885
Your performances are unlike
anything that's been done
424
00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:54,720
at Acme Loo.
425
00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:56,823
And they deserve to be seen.
426
00:18:56,824 --> 00:18:59,591
- [all speaking indistinctly] - [Plucky]
This is creative and unexpected.
427
00:18:59,592 --> 00:19:01,828
Buster, I know you'd
be a great Bugs Bunny,
428
00:19:01,927 --> 00:19:05,498
the hero, but the villain
is the juiciest role.
429
00:19:05,597 --> 00:19:08,301
And I knew you could make
even boring Elmer Fudd,
430
00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:09,836
more exciting.
431
00:19:09,935 --> 00:19:12,639
Oh, I never thought
of it that way.
432
00:19:12,738 --> 00:19:15,308
{\an8}I should have trusted
you. I'm really sorry.
433
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:16,676
I'm sorry, too.
434
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:18,396
[Sweetie on megaphone] Places!
435
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,330
Oh, wait.
436
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,585
[thuds]
437
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,688
[snoring]
438
00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:29,957
[thuds]
439
00:19:34,227 --> 00:19:36,163
F... Fir...
440
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,364
[shuddering]
441
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:40,365
[gulps]
442
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:41,969
{\an8}B... Bugs had a stutter.
443
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:44,837
{\an8}It didn't stop him
and it won't stop me.
444
00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:46,273
[inhales, exhales]
445
00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:50,043
F... First day on
this glorious campus.
446
00:19:50,143 --> 00:19:52,845
Wh... What's up, Doc?
447
00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:54,514
[scattered applause]
448
00:20:06,459 --> 00:20:09,257
[audience laughing]
449
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:17,570
Oh-ho! Now this is
my kind of show.
450
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,574
[Sam] Ooh!
451
00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:25,445
Looks like, the first
day of school is also
452
00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:29,049
the first day of wabbit
season. [chuckles]
453
00:20:30,983 --> 00:20:32,033
[laughs]
454
00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:35,755
[fireworks crackling]
455
00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:38,125
[laughs]
456
00:20:38,224 --> 00:20:39,926
[fireworks bursting]
457
00:20:41,093 --> 00:20:43,030
[cheering]
458
00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,773
Great job up there, kids.
459
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:56,443
And, uh, Hamton,
you did me proud.
460
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,946
Way to celebrate that
old stutter of mine.
461
00:20:59,044 --> 00:21:02,215
S... Still comes back
from time to time,
462
00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:03,550
[slurping]
463
00:21:03,649 --> 00:21:06,019
Okay, let's see what
the reviews says.
464
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,319
{\an8}"Even though the first
act was wildly uneven,
465
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,691
{\an8}with one particular actor
sucking up all the oxygen..."
466
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:14,727
{\an8}Oh, Buster. Always
so over-the-top!
467
00:21:14,728 --> 00:21:17,295
{\an8}[scoffs] When will you
learn? Less is more.
468
00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,864
{\an8}"There were some exciting
risks taken the act two,
469
00:21:19,865 --> 00:21:21,661
{\an8}including an
electric performance
470
00:21:21,662 --> 00:21:24,402
{\an8}of the lead role that was not
only historically accurate,
471
00:21:24,403 --> 00:21:26,706
{\an8}but it ended the
show on a high note.
472
00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:31,044
{\an8}Keep your eye out for emerging
director, Babs Bunny!"
473
00:21:31,045 --> 00:21:33,178
- [Hamton] Yay!
- Congratulations, Babs.
474
00:21:33,179 --> 00:21:37,484
- Congratulations, all of you!
- [all] Aw!
475
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:41,388
{\an8}Th... That's all
folks! [chuckles]
476
00:21:43,489 --> 00:21:45,658
[theme music playing]
477
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:50,258
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