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[theme song playing]
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- ? We're tiny ?
- ? We're toony ?
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? We're learning to be looney ?
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? And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ?
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? We got our admissions ?
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? Important for tuitions ?
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? Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ?
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? At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ?
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? The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ?
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? Since 1933 ?
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- ? We're classmates ?
- ? And roommates ?
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? We paid The
out-of-state bills ?
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? Let's grab the books and
go Class is about to start ?
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? They're furry
They're funny ?
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? We're Babs and Buster Bunny ?
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? Their comedy is funny ?
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? And their friendship's
Guaranteed ?
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? Hamton is worried And
Sweetie's a tough birdie ?
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? And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ?
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Frenemy!
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? So here's where
The greatest toons ?
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? All got their humble start ?
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? There's quite A
lot of history ?
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? For teaching looney arts ?
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? We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ?
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? Ring the bell Let's all
come in And join the fun ?
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[bell rings]
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? And now class has begun ?
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[Babs] Wanna go
swimming tomorrow?
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[laughs] I don't swim
in public pool water
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unless the temperature
is 77-82 degrees.
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Oh, I'll check the forecast.
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I know the best weather
expert in the biz.
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[warbles]
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What's the forecast
for tomorrow?
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Me, me, me. All week long.
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[rocket sputtering]
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[Hamton] Whoa!
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Phew.
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[screams]
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[shudders]
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[Hamton] It'll be a
perfect day for a dip.
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That's the gag you
were working on?
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What do you think?
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I love it.
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Wow! Hamton's gotten
as good at tooning,
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as Plucky is at
talking about himself.
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{\an8}Thanks, buddy.
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{\an8}I feel like I'm finally getting
comfortable being... [stammers] funny.
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And it shows!
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Fresh mail!
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Letters!
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Postcards!
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Fresh mail, letters, postcards.
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Yes! A letter from Barika
Bunny, one from Bashir Bunny,
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and a Burrow Bath
& Beyond coupon.
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[gasps]
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What in Daffy's divine light?
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The sophistication.
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The design. The
web compartments!
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Imagine me walking
across campus in these!
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I'd be a footwear luminary.
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When he calls himself a luminary,
he's only halfway done talking.
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But how will I pay for them?
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I could use my intellect
to pen prestigious essays,
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or steal the copper wiring...
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[continues indistinctly]
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[Hamton gasps] My
dream is coming true.
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I got into medical school!
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Medical school.
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What do you mean medical school?
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I applied to medical
school and Acme.
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But I got put on the
waitlist at Festeroon.
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Someone must have dropped out.
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So I'm in!
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[giggles] I'm
gonna be a doctor.
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It's the only decision
I've ever been sure of.
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You're going to medical school?
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Oh, It'll be sad to leave
my two best friends.
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I am everyone's best friend.
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But only in the sense that I
am the best at being a friend.
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So...
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We're excited for you and
support you 100 percent.
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Aw! That means a lot, Buster.
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Medical school, here I come!
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I'm so happy for you.
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I'm so sad for me.
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[blowing nose] What will I do?
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Hamton's so sweet, so
kind, so... not Plucky.
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He's also the only one who has
the Wi-Fi password memorized.
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[crying hysterically]
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Oh, you did the right thing.
Supporting Hamton to his face,
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then coming here to
cry hysterically.
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It's not fair.
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Why doesn't Acme have
a medical school?
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{\an8}Oh, talk to Professor
Coyote. He might know.
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Good idea.
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After I do a little more crying.
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[crying hysterically]
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[exploding]
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Professor Coyote?
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Why isn't there a medical
program here at Acme Loo?
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[narrator on TV] Every
toon has looney DNA.
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This DNA allows toons to
bounce back after being
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clunked, smacked,
sproinked, and doinged.
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But a small percentage of
toons have damaged Looney DNA.
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Don't worry. It's a very,
very small percentage.
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And there's a dedicated team
of toon doctors to help.
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So Acme Loo doesn't
have a medical school
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'cause so few toons
need medical attention?
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I guess that makes sense.
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Thanks, Professor.
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[narrator] Hypothetically, I suppose
if one did want to alter Looney DNA,
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one could mix acalooney,
toonpentine, half a pinto bean,
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four parts reverse cartwheel,
heat it for 46 seconds...
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But what maniacal toon would want
to mess with Looney DNA like that?
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You're gonna be great
at medical school.
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Just be yourself. A much more
confident version of yourself.
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Those classrooms are
cold, so take this scarf.
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I knitted it myself.
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Knitting's not my strong suit.
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It's wonderful.
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Good luck. Write
whenever you can.
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No pressure, though.
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If you're too busy to write,
just write and let me know.
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Love you! Miss you!
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[tires screech]
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My friend is gone!
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Uh, just hold...
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Now it's just me,
Plucky, and an empty bed!
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That's right.
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An empty bed.
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Buster, you're brilliant.
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No, no, I take that back.
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I'm brilliant!
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We can rent out Hamton's
empty bed on Toonbnb.
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Fast, simple cash and I'll
finally have my Duckram Threewebs!
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Finally? You learned those
shoes existed yesterday.
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There's no way you're going to
cut it in the hospitality biz.
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For the shoes of my dreams,
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I will keep calm in the face
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of the irrational
general public.
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[instrumental music playing]
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[gasps]
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You may have given
up on yourself,
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but some of us still have
businesses to run and shoes to buy.
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Even with these fancy sheets
and the aromatic diffuser,
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it still smells like Hamton.
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Hamton, mmm.
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Was he the toon that left school
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after the mysterious clock
tower fire or the nervous pig?
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The pig.
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Who are you thinking of?
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- [machine dings]
- Our first guest.
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[sighs]
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[Buster] Dearest Hamton, a decision
was set forth in front of you.
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And as much as I respect
the bravery it took to go,
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I must admit,
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as every minute passes,
I hope it nearers us
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{\an8}to cross paths once
again. Yours, Buster.
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- [knocking on door]
- Ooh.
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[knocking on door]
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Welcome to Duck Cottage.
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Ah. Just came from a swim in the
pool down there that manhole.
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Um, [chuckles] you
mean the sewer?
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Hmm. Where's my bed?
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I'm plum tuckered out.
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Hmm. This must be it.
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[grunts]
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[snoring]
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- I like that mud.
- [Buster scoffs]
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[scarf sighs]
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This is so exciting. [giggles]
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I hope there's a
cure for the giggles.
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Otherwise, I'm a
goner. [giggles]
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There's no laughing
in med school.
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No laughing? What
about chuckles?
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Chortles? Guffaws? Tee hees?
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Not even a snicker.
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It's not the motto of Festeroon.
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[Hamton] "When a toon
suffers, so must we."
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[door slams]
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[intense music playing]
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[farting]
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[controlling laughter]
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Who did this?
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[laughing]
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[gasps]
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That's how we introduce
ourselves at Acme Loo.
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This is not Acme Loo.
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This is a serious school
with serious subjects.
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And seriouser students.
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Looking forward to
getting to serious work.
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[laughs nervously]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[intense music playing]
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[static buzzing from machine]
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Ahhh!
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Hey, I said two guests maximum!
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You're out of grape
juice. [burps]
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Remember the Threewebs.
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Remember... Where
are you going?
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Don't you feel the despair?
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The vacuum left by
Hamton's absence.
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[bats screeching]
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You're going to
abandon your dream
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of seeing me in
really cool shoes?
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No, I'm going to
get Hamton back.
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It's awful here without him.
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I don't want to ask for
your help, and I'm not.
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But I don't know how to
speak the common earth tongue
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that comes so naturally to you.
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Don't make me beg,
which I'm not.
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But I will. But I'm not.
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This is your side business,
Plucky, not mine. Good luck!
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Hello? That grape juice?
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Get me five minutes,
for goose's sake!
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Let's examine the skeleton.
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This is skeleton, Sven.
Case study number 4332.
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Hi.
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A normal toon skeleton until he was blown
to smithereens in a classic TNT gag.
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Now what does toon biology
dictate should happen
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after being blown
to smithereens?
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Looney DNA should activate
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and turn him back to a
normal toon skeleton.
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With the aid of a dustpan.
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Precisely! But that
did not happen.
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Sven, describe your condition.
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Uh, yeah. I can't
digest flaxseeds.
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No. Your other condition.
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Oh, yeah. My toon DNA
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didn't turn me back to a
normal toon skeleton. So...
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What's the cure?
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[scoffs] Cure?
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No, Hamton. Our job is
to treat, not to cure.
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If we cure toons, why would
they need medical professionals?
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You sound just like Dr. Witch
Hazel and her bonkers theories.
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[all laughing]
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No laughing, huh?
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That was definitely a snicker.
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Witch Hazel's got silly
ideas about curing toons.
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Well, I don't think curing
a toon is a silly idea.
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I think it's a good idea.
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You do, huh? Well, since you
think so, It must be the case.
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I mean, I've been a medical
professional for 30 years,
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{\an8}but it's your first day. So,
please, why don't you lecture me?
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So, how do we treat
skeleton Sven's ailment?
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Give him an ergonomic chair.
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[applauding softly]
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[sighs]
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[straining]
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Help!
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Is there a doctor on campus?
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00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:38,409
Injured toon.
255
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,645
Oh, no. You're hurt, huh?
256
00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:45,683
Ow. My toon bones. I
need a doctor on campus.
257
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:48,819
How could Acme leave
a student so exposed?
258
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:50,621
So defenseless?
259
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,889
[Buster] Ow!
260
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,557
Toons don't get hurt.
261
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:58,261
[chuckles nervously]
262
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,797
What's this about?
263
00:12:59,798 --> 00:13:02,164
Hamton got into Festeroon,
and I miss him so much.
264
00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:03,465
If Acme had a medical school,
265
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:04,666
he could study here
to be a doctor.
266
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,204
It's hard to have
a friend leave.
267
00:13:07,297 --> 00:13:09,707
I was sad when Mildred
left the biker club
268
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,939
because she got
arrested... [clears throat]
269
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:15,446
by the piercing gaze
of a handsome platypus.
270
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,148
Before you know it, you'll
come to terms with it.
271
00:13:18,247 --> 00:13:20,384
[sighs] You're
right, Dean Granny.
272
00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:21,919
Of course I am.
273
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,454
I'm always right.
274
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,122
Leave those fake bandages.
275
00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:27,558
Diane Hogbus has a
hole in her tire.
276
00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:30,894
[person laughing maniacally]
277
00:13:34,431 --> 00:13:36,400
[cackling]
278
00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:39,197
Ah, what do we have here?
279
00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:40,738
A fresh medical student?
280
00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:42,906
No, don't turn me
into an animal.
281
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:45,042
Uh, I mean, a different
kind of animal.
282
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:49,647
Ugh, all those basic witches
have ruined our reputation.
283
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:53,384
We don't sit around
hexing in pointy hats.
284
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:56,954
Oh, sorry to barge in,
but I heard you laughing.
285
00:13:57,052 --> 00:14:01,058
Oh, no. Did Dr. Clyborne hear?
He mustn't know I was laughing.
286
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:03,026
- They're afraid.
- Why?
287
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,430
{\an8}[cackles and then laughs softly]
288
00:14:06,529 --> 00:14:09,600
{\an8}I have a theory about a
cure for toon ailments,
289
00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:11,802
{\an8}but no one wants to hear it.
290
00:14:11,902 --> 00:14:13,337
I do.
291
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,565
Of course you don't want to hear
my ideas, because I'm a woman!
292
00:14:17,307 --> 00:14:19,142
Sorry. Force of habit.
293
00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:21,479
I'd love to tell you.
294
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:28,018
I believe the cure to all
toon ailments is laughter.
295
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:32,523
[laughs] The building
block of looney DNA.
296
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:36,960
If I could only test it,
I'm sure it would work!
297
00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:38,660
But if I tell my
boring colleagues,
298
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:39,930
I'd be out of a job.
299
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,299
[laughing maniacally]
300
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:43,301
[both laughing]
301
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,303
[both laughing]
302
00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:48,954
[Babs laughing]
303
00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:50,140
[Sweetie grunts]
304
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,170
{\an8}Ooh, I'm parched.
Be right back.
305
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,844
[Sweetie grunts]
306
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:55,197
[Road Runner] Beep, beep.
307
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,164
Beep, beep.
308
00:15:09,091 --> 00:15:11,429
[intense music playing]
309
00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:26,644
[intense music continues]
310
00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:35,867
[gargling]
311
00:15:46,248 --> 00:15:48,330
Ah.
312
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:49,465
All right. I'm back. Hit me.
313
00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:52,135
[Sweetie] Alley-oop. [laughs]
314
00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:54,333
[gasps] Oh, Babs. What's wrong?
315
00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:56,073
[grunts] I don't know.
316
00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:57,641
[straining]
317
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:00,711
Why can't I bounce back?
318
00:16:00,809 --> 00:16:03,246
I got no squash and stretch.
319
00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:04,813
{\an8}[Buster] Hey, look out!
320
00:16:04,814 --> 00:16:06,248
{\an8}Someone's just throwing
anvils around campus.
321
00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:07,418
{\an8}[gasps] Babs!
322
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:08,986
{\an8}[straining]
323
00:16:09,085 --> 00:16:10,135
[gasps]
324
00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:12,556
What is happening?
325
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:20,362
{\an8}None of these toons are bouncing
back from their usual gags.
326
00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:21,765
{\an8}We need a doctor!
327
00:16:21,766 --> 00:16:23,598
{\an8}Ah!
328
00:16:23,599 --> 00:16:26,737
I need... We need Hamton!
329
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:30,369
[enthralling music playing]
330
00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:35,946
[panting] Huh?
331
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,083
Hamton!
332
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,420
Buster!
333
00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:46,385
It's so good to have
you back in my arms.
334
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,387
I missed you.
335
00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:50,428
[chuckles] You
did? I missed you.
336
00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:51,893
I don't want to freak you out.
337
00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:53,561
But there's a medical
emergency in Acme.
338
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:54,830
Dizzy's tangled up in knots.
339
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,064
Calamity's all
bent out of shape.
340
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:57,134
Fifi's a wreck!
341
00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,002
And they're staying that way!
342
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,152
[gasps]
343
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,437
None of the students
can come back
344
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,771
from looney hits and smashes.
345
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,842
That's a lot to process.
346
00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:07,476
You're the only one who
could save the entire school.
347
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,380
But I've only been
here for a week.
348
00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:10,946
{\an8}The only thing I
really know how to do
349
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,867
{\an8}is button my lab coat correctly.
350
00:17:14,212 --> 00:17:15,619
Please come back, Hamton.
351
00:17:15,718 --> 00:17:17,388
Everybody needs you.
352
00:17:17,487 --> 00:17:18,822
Especially me.
353
00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:21,022
{\an8}Okay.
354
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,133
{\an8}Come on. I know
someone who can help.
355
00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:27,042
{\an8}What are we gonna do?
356
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,831
{\an8}Time to test some theories.
357
00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:32,470
[techno music playing]
358
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,475
How long is this song?
359
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:39,109
Eight hours.
360
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,313
Ooh, check out time.
361
00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:43,847
Pack your things.
362
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:46,684
It's time to go far away from
here and never come back.
363
00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:49,920
Dude, you've been the
best host I've ever...
364
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,859
Foot future, here I come!
365
00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,530
[both gasp]
366
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:01,765
[intense music playing]
367
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:08,071
Oh, my. This is
worse than I thought.
368
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,441
What do you think,
Hamton? Can you help 'em?
369
00:18:10,442 --> 00:18:11,673
{\an8}[clears throat]
370
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,644
That's Dr. Hamton.
371
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,946
- And yes, I can.
- Whoo!
372
00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:17,096
Stand back.
373
00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:20,784
[suspenseful music playing]
374
00:18:29,558 --> 00:18:31,094
Something's missing.
375
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:37,234
Laughter! The building block
of Looney DNA. [cackles]
376
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,937
Sweetie, make Buster laugh.
377
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,087
Coming right up.
378
00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,040
Quack.
379
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,544
[laughing]
380
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:48,979
[both laughing]
381
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:02,693
[grunting]
382
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,467
Oh! Hamton, do something.
383
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,469
I can't lose her!
384
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:12,834
{\an8}That should have worked.
385
00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:15,506
{\an8}I followed Witch Hazel's
equation exactly.
386
00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:16,674
[quacking]
387
00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:19,176
[pop music playing]
388
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,129
Eyes off, buddy.
389
00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:26,984
- [pop music continues]
- [vocalizing]
390
00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:32,323
[all laughing]
391
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,293
What are you laughing at?
392
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,994
This is innovation.
393
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:41,399
Oh, yeah. Stand there in
your old-fashioned shoes.
394
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:44,768
Toes all disorganized
and touching one another.
395
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,837
[laughing continues]
396
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,616
[Buster] Something's happening.
397
00:19:55,243 --> 00:19:57,615
[Babs laughing] Whoo-hoo. Hey!
398
00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:59,550
I can squash and stretch again!
399
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,580
Babs, you're all better!
400
00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:02,718
{\an8}That's it.
401
00:20:02,719 --> 00:20:04,086
{\an8}It's not just laughter.
402
00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:05,853
{\an8}It's the patient's laughter.
403
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:08,225
You, duck. More. More!
404
00:20:08,324 --> 00:20:11,061
Finally, someone who
appreciates innovation.
405
00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:15,799
[all laughing]
406
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:18,736
[pop music playing]
407
00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:31,782
[all cheering]
408
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,284
That was amazing.
409
00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:34,885
You saved everybody!
410
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,087
[laughs] Yeah, I did!
411
00:20:37,088 --> 00:20:39,153
Which I guess means
you're gonna go back
412
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,325
to Festeroon now.
Which is totally cool.
413
00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:43,058
I mean, we can make
long distance work.
414
00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:44,928
[laughs] You do you, bud.
415
00:20:45,027 --> 00:20:47,565
After seeing Witch Hazel
forge her own path,
416
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,199
I know what I want now,
417
00:20:49,298 --> 00:20:52,670
And I want laughter and
giggles with my pals at Acme.
418
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:55,172
That's the best news
I've ever heard.
419
00:20:55,271 --> 00:20:57,308
I am so bad at making
goodbye scarves.
420
00:20:57,407 --> 00:21:00,639
- [gasps] - I suppose
I can support this
421
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:04,348
as my Toonbnb business has
revealed that... [chuckles]
422
00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:05,680
I don't have the patience
423
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,881
to deal with the general public.
424
00:21:06,882 --> 00:21:08,886
Welcome back, Hamton.
425
00:21:08,985 --> 00:21:10,788
He's still wearing the shoes.
426
00:21:10,887 --> 00:21:12,155
[all laughing]
427
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:15,393
Oh, sure, you laugh
at a visionary.
428
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:18,296
[laughs] Those wacky kids.
429
00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:20,564
Oh, no, you don't.
430
00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:24,201
It is back to nemesis
management therapy for you.
431
00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:30,808
Welcome to Acme Loo's
first medical school class.
432
00:21:30,906 --> 00:21:33,311
[laughing maniacally]
433
00:21:33,409 --> 00:21:37,648
Today's lesson is about
the femurus laufficus.
434
00:21:37,746 --> 00:21:40,984
Otherwise known as
the "funny bone".
435
00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:42,320
[laughs]
436
00:21:42,419 --> 00:21:44,469
- [Sven] That tickles.
- [Hamton laughs]
437
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:48,687
Ah, that's what I love to
hear in medical school.
438
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,193
[Dizzy laughs]
439
00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:51,343
Dizzy?
440
00:21:51,427 --> 00:21:53,130
Dizzy love medical terms.
441
00:21:53,131 --> 00:21:54,262
So fun to say
442
00:21:54,263 --> 00:21:57,200
dermatologic,
electrolyte! Whee!
443
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,702
[theme music playing]
444
00:22:03,752 --> 00:22:08,302
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