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[theme song playing]
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- ? We're tiny ?
- ? We're toony ?
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? We're learning to be looney ?
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? And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ?
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? We got our admissions ?
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? Important for tuitions ?
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? Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ?
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? At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ?
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? The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ?
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? Since 1933 ?
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- ? We're classmates ?
- ? And roommates ?
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? We paid The
out-of-state bills ?
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? Let's grab the books and
go Class is about to start ?
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? They're furry
They're funny ?
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? We're Babs and Buster Bunny ?
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? Their comedy is funny ?
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? And their friendship's
Guaranteed ?
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? Hamton is worried And
Sweetie's a tough birdie ?
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? And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ?
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Frenemy!
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? So here's where
The greatest toons ?
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? All got their humble start ?
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? There's quite A
lot of history ?
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? For teaching looney arts ?
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? We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ?
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? Ring the bell Let's all
come in And join the fun ?
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[bell rings]
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? And now class has begun ?
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It's finally here!
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[gasps] The bronze bust
I ordered of myself?
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No! Elective day!
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[babbling] Cycle.
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[all exclaiming]
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[all cheer]
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Heard about the theories behind
whoopie cushion alternatives?
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[mimics whoopie cushion]
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Uh, too many
choices. [chuckles]
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Uh, can't we just take
whatever class the, the,
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the school picks for us?
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Well, that kind of defeats
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the purpose of it
being an elective.
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Uh, well, what if I
choose the wrong class?
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{\an8}And that bad decision
sends me down
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{\an8}a path of other bad decisions,
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and suddenly I'm in
an empty apartment
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with two Pomeranians
who hate me?
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[growling]
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[screams]
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I can't take this! [whimpers]
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[shudders] Just had a vision of life
without absolute self-confidence.
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[Daffy] How do
the greatest toons
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master the anvil?
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It starts with the basics.
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[laughs] Basics.
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AKA sit back and
watch the As roll in.
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This'll be easier than the
time I took advanced lunch.
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Ah, the anvil.
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Used for everything
except blacksmithing.
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Everything I need to
know about this class
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is already right in here.
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{\an8}Oh, that's why
you're head's so big.
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{\an8}- [grunts]
- [Babs chuckles]
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Eh? Eh?
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Hey, y'all! Tooney
Ball sign-ups!
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Right this way. I
say, right this way.
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[Buster] Tooney Ball!
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The roughest, toughest
looniest sport, ever invented!
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What is it?
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It's like a toon
version of football.
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Uh, what's football?
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It's like the non-toon
version of Tooney Ball.
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Oh, now I get it.
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{\an8}Instead of running a
ball across the field
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while trying to outrun
your opponents...
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Boring!
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Tooney Ball let's you use
all the tricks of tooning
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to stop the other team.
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I'm talking magnets,
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oil slicks,
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sleight of hand.
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It requires strength,
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cunning, creativity,
and most importantly,
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aggressive bursts of rage.
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[gasps] You had me at rage.
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Ooh! You'd be a
perfect Tooney-backer.
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The whole job is to smash
into the other players.
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It'll be just like the
time you joined Chess club,
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except you won't get kicked
out after your first move.
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It was too slow! Grr!
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[sigh] Yep,
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I was Burrowville High
School's starting Tooney-back.
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I lived,
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breathed,
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ate Tooney Ball.
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We were winning every game.
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It was amazing.
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Then...
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[grunts]
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[screams, grunts]
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We lost the championship game.
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{\an8}[sighs] I was upset for months.
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I don't like to lose.
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There's a cure for that.
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We don't lose.
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[both] Yeah, bro!
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[Buster groans]
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Sorry. I should have warned ya.
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I've been doing a
lot of chest press.
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[straining] Like I said,
"Great Tooney-backer."
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[Hamton] This is what
I'm talking about.
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{\an8}[sighs] No choices
to make in here.
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{\an8}- [Shirley] Hamton.
- Huh? [screams]
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{\an8}I'm sorry. What did I do wrong?
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This is your lucky day.
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And not just because we're on the
cusp of the great conjunction.
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I have a solution for
indecisive toons like you.
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Oh...
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{\an8}You do? Is this the elective
you think I should take?
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Life is an elective, Hamton.
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See you in my soul-spa,
reiki-lounge, crystal room.
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Uh, wait, I don't
know where that is.
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My dorm room. Fifth floor
by the soda machine.
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Ah, oh. Natural
latex or oat husks?
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They're both very snoozeable.
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Like you're gonna be able to sleep
during Daffy's riveting lectures.
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[soothing music playing]
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{\an8}I can't hear you.
Already napping.
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- [crash]
- Sweet molasses!
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Who can tell me what this is?
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This class is going to be
even easier than I thought.
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That is clearly an anvil.
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Wrong!
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[grunts]
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It's an Acme brand, classic two horned
anvil. Dimensions eight by twelve,
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coming in at a whopping 587 lbs.
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[Daffy] Very impressive.
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Wrong!
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[Babs grunts]
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The correct answer is,
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in the hands of a master toon
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it can be anything.
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It can be lighter than air,
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heavier than concrete,
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it can defy the laws of
time, space, and irony.
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To master it, you will
need to understand
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physics,
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quantum mechanics,
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macroeconomics,
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and ancient Greek.
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[gulps]
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[Babs] Mm?
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Every year, toons take
this class thinking,
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"Oh, this will be a GPA
boosting easy A." [laughs]
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- Mm.
- [laughs]
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Wrong again! This is the
hardest elective at Acme.
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For most of you, the only A
you'll get is in the word,
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F-A-I-L.
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Fail!
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[both gulp]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[grunts] What do we do?
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Win that game!
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What do we want?
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Points and equal rights
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in my lifetime!
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[whistle blows]
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All right, now.
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Some of y'all I'm sure have
played Tooney Ball before.
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But here at Acme Loo,
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there's only one way to play.
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Play to win!
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[screams, grunts]
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[laughs] Well, I say, I say.
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I guess there's two ways
to play, but the way I like
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to coach Tooney Ball
is to play to have fun.
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Huh?
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These are your pals,
your teammates.
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It don't matter what
the scoreboard says
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so long as you played as a team.
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[chuckles] I mean, it matters a
little bit what the scoreboard says.
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All right now, time for drills!
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I wanna, I say, I wanna
see smiles out there.
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Drills! Nailing these drills is
the difference between winners
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and...
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{\an8}losers.
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[Hamton murmuring]
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Congratulations.
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The biggest battle
is showing up.
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Oh, I brought other
bathing suit choices
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if this one's not right.
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This way, please.
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Uh, Wh... What's that?
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A sensory deprivation tank.
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It allows you to disconnect
from the outer world
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and connect with your
inner mind. [chuckles]
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Uh, my, my, my inner mind
is a loud, chaotic place.
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Do you get super panicked when you're
locked in small contained spaces?
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- Yes.
- For the purposes
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of moving forward, I need
to ignore your answer.
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Your journey begins now.
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[gasps]
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Is this supposed to be calming?
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It's like taking a
bath in the Dark Ages.
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[hyperventilating]
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[Shirley] Relax, let
your mind wander.
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[sighs]
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[Hamton whimpers]
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I can see something.
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[Shirley gasps]
Sounds like a vision.
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[train engine chugging]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[screaming]
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This is your magical
subconscious.
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Everything you see is a symbol.
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Uh, so this train
isn't really a train?
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It's a symbol of my mind?
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Precisely.
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And the track is the
course my life takes?
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Yup. [exclaims]
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Your first decision!
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To the forest or
to the mountains?
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{\an8}What if I make the wrong choice?
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{\an8}The only wrong
choice, is no choice.
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I can't choose!
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[screaming]
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[muffled screaming]
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[crying] I ruined
my spirit vision
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and I peed in there.
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I'm sorry!
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I had planned to do
nothing in this class,
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yet here I am,
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clearly doing something.
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[scoffs] Can't
believe we have a quiz
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on the second day of class.
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Funny. I thought you
liked a challenge.
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{\an8}I like challenges.
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{\an8}I also like the
occasional non-challenge.
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{\an8}This class is going to ruin
my grades, not boost them.
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A-ha!
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So you did take this class
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'cause you thought
it would be easy.
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We're not so
different, you and me.
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I'm a dynamo who will
be an inspiration
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for lady bunnies
for years to come.
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And you had to take intro
to intro courses twice.
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But sure, please continue.
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Fine. We have
nothing in common.
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So this is very
difficult for me to say,
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but I think we need
to... [shudders]
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We need to...
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We need to...
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[hyperventilating]
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Ha, ha, ha.
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With my work ethic,
smarts, and your...
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Spit it out.
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ability to turn the
page in a textbook,
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we might just pull this off!
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[upbeat music playing]
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Welcome to the most
anticipated Tooney Ball game
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of the season here at Acme Loo.
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This year's team has
been particularly looney.
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Led by freshman
standout Buster Bunny,
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all the way from
Burrowville High.
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{\an8}- We gonna what?
- Win?
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00:11:33,138 --> 00:11:34,407
{\an8}- How?
- By,
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00:11:34,506 --> 00:11:36,175
having more points
than the other team?
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00:11:36,273 --> 00:11:38,911
And by playing this game as
if our lives depended on it!
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'Cause they do!
Winning is life!
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- Win, win, win!
- Win, win, win!
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[grunting]
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[crowd cheering]
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[grunts]
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00:11:50,755 --> 00:11:52,633
[Dean Granny] Here's
referee Marvin with the tip.
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00:11:52,657 --> 00:11:53,559
[whistle blows]
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[Dean Granny] Ooh,
the ball is gobbled up
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by a Tasmanian devil.
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00:11:58,729 --> 00:12:00,799
That's really gonna
hurt Acme Loo.
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[Buster panting]
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[Dean Granny] And Buster
comes down with it.
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Ooh, look at that kid go!
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[grunts, groans]
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[Dean Granny] Oh, a
classic brick wall belly
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and the ball is stolen!
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[screaming] Loon Doggle!
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[Coach Leghorn cheers]
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Nice! Way to go! Okay,
okay. Not too bad, team.
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Not too bad.
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What are you talking about?
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We're getting creamed out there.
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Oh, come on.
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They only have five points.
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And we have negative 25.
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Coach, fun is fun,
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but can you please
lead us to victory?
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Okay. Tell you what, bud.
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You call the next play.
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Me? Call a play?
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Okay!
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[whistles]
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{\an8}We're running a
southern sceediddle.
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{\an8}Dizzy, you see anyone coming
for me create a tornado.
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{\an8}Dizzy spin!
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Sweetie, you and me will
run a double-toon play.
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Who do you want me to smash?
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Everyone coming my way.
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They'll never know what hit 'em.
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Let's
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dominate!
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[Dean Granny] Here comes Acme Loo
looking to get on the scoreboard.
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- Beep, beep.
- You said it, partner!
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Buster's got some serious
skills, but it's gonna
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take more than that to
get past this defense.
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[Dizzy grumbling]
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[Dean Granny] Dizzy with
a great sink hole block
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to shoot Buster through the gap.
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[Buster grunts]
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Dizzy, quit messing around.
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[Dean Granny] And Acme
Loo loses the ball.
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Ooh! Great, wacky mallet
counter by Furballl.
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00:13:38,696 --> 00:13:40,994
Oh, it looks like they're
having fun out there.
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00:13:43,168 --> 00:13:45,104
[panting]
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Huh, no, you don't.
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[exclaiming] Ha!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[Dean Granny] What an unselfish
rocket-mess-around by Sweetie.
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[chuckles] There's
absolutely no mess around
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with this rabbit. Buster goes
straight for the goal again.
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[grunts]
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[grunting, panting]
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00:14:14,297 --> 00:14:19,032
[Dean Granny] Oh, a big time block
with a looney lasso. [laughs]
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[grunts]
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00:14:20,638 --> 00:14:22,149
[Dean Granny] And it's
a double stink back.
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00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:23,742
Tough break for Acme.
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00:14:23,841 --> 00:14:26,679
And call me old fashioned,
but it just doesn't look
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like Buster's having
any fun out there.
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00:14:31,883 --> 00:14:33,419
You were amazing!
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So fast and cunning and cool.
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00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,190
But we didn't score.
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00:14:37,288 --> 00:14:39,692
What's the point of playing?
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00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:42,761
Oh, man, that kid
needs peppy talk.
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00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,030
And I'm, I say, I'm
just the person to do it
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or my name ain't, Coach Foghorn
Jimhorn Bobhorn Leghorn.
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00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:53,906
Okay, uh...
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I can do this.
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Just gotta d... decide
on one hot beverage.
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00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:00,579
I'll have a Looney Spritz.
347
00:15:00,678 --> 00:15:02,315
Oh, no, the bubbles
may go up my nose.
348
00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:04,016
Not sure if I'm in
the mood for that.
349
00:15:04,115 --> 00:15:05,751
How about a Cold Brewha-ha?
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[Taz babbling]
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00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:09,655
No, uh... The Tea-gees?
352
00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:11,124
Or Java-Rama-Mocha-Mama?
353
00:15:11,223 --> 00:15:12,525
Espresto-change-o?
354
00:15:12,623 --> 00:15:15,461
Okay, Hamton. It's
time to start deciding.
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- [Taz coughs]
- Right?
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00:15:18,257 --> 00:15:20,699
I mean, it seems like
it's time, doesn't it?
357
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:22,501
[coughs]
358
00:15:26,371 --> 00:15:28,674
We gotta fix my
indecision problem.
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00:15:29,874 --> 00:15:31,777
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
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{\an8}It's difficult to
understand what you mean
361
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:36,349
{\an8}on account of all the
weird words you use.
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00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:39,218
{\an8}Thank you for deciding
to tell me that,
363
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{\an8}you glorious
collection of stardust.
364
00:15:41,351 --> 00:15:45,458
{\an8}Oh, now let's go back in my mind
and kick some subconscious butt!
365
00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:47,726
Oh, yeah!
366
00:15:47,825 --> 00:15:49,562
[chuckles] All
right, here we go.
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00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,797
[sighs]
368
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,570
Mountains or forests, Hamton?
369
00:15:57,668 --> 00:16:00,706
It doesn't matter what I
choose, right? [chuckles]
370
00:16:00,806 --> 00:16:02,040
Just gotta choose.
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00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,509
[subconscious voices] Choose.
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00:16:03,607 --> 00:16:07,246
Choose, choose.
Choose, choose.
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Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choose.
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00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:10,549
Chugga, choose.
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00:16:10,648 --> 00:16:12,451
[train horn hooting]
Choose, choose!
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00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:15,188
[screams] Help!
377
00:16:15,286 --> 00:16:18,257
Whatever your instinct is,
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00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:19,525
that's the right answer.
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00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:21,794
[intense music playing]
380
00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:27,900
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
381
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,937
I want to fly away!
382
00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:32,871
[cries]
383
00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:35,708
[gasps]
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00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:37,171
I did it.
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00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:39,445
Fly, fly Hamton, fly.
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00:16:39,544 --> 00:16:42,581
[laughing] Oh, oh...
387
00:16:43,381 --> 00:16:44,683
[exclaiming]
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00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:52,591
[dolphins clicking]
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00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:54,260
[whooping]
390
00:17:05,337 --> 00:17:08,074
Whoo-hoo! Watch out, world.
391
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:09,942
It's Hamton, the decider.
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00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:13,146
Uh, chooser? No! Decider.
393
00:17:13,245 --> 00:17:15,614
Making decisions feels great.
394
00:17:15,713 --> 00:17:20,353
{\an8}Thank you. This was
the best elective ever.
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00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:23,422
{\an8}Elective? [laughs]
This isn't an elective.
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00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:25,524
{\an8}In fact, I'm not even
technically allowed
397
00:17:25,623 --> 00:17:27,426
to have most of this
stuff on campus.
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00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:30,396
[crowd cheering]
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00:17:31,129 --> 00:17:32,398
[buzzer beeps]
400
00:17:32,497 --> 00:17:33,566
All right, Sweetie,
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00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:35,301
Furball, Little Beeper.
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00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,569
Get on out there.
403
00:17:36,668 --> 00:17:38,504
We're starting
with a Mississippi,
404
00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:40,706
I say, Mississippi Bingo.
405
00:17:40,804 --> 00:17:42,841
Coach, want me to throw
a three four seven?
406
00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:44,443
A Charlestone Chug-a-lug?
407
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,680
Buster, don't want you to do
nothing 'cause you're benched.
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00:17:47,779 --> 00:17:48,981
Benched?
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00:17:49,079 --> 00:17:53,152
And go, I say, go out
there, team, and have fun.
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00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,688
[Dean Granny] Acme Loo takes
the field for the second half.
411
00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:57,456
It looks like Coach Leghorn
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00:17:57,550 --> 00:18:00,526
is keeping star player
Buster Bunny on the bench.
413
00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:02,828
Now, son, let me
learn ya a lesson
414
00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:05,398
in the form of a
personal tidbit.
415
00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:09,935
I say, I say, back in
the day I had it all.
416
00:18:10,035 --> 00:18:12,266
I was a Tooney Ball superstar.
417
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,268
And I was a stud muffin to boot.
418
00:18:14,372 --> 00:18:16,270
But I screwed it all up.
419
00:18:16,374 --> 00:18:18,144
Why I took it so serious,
420
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:19,945
I didn't play to have any fun.
421
00:18:20,044 --> 00:18:22,481
Sure, I crushed the competition.
422
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:25,084
But I also crushed
my team's spirit.
423
00:18:25,182 --> 00:18:27,586
They got tired of me
wanting to win all the time,
424
00:18:27,685 --> 00:18:28,954
so the whole team quit.
425
00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:31,557
[laughs] I was
such a proud fool,
426
00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:35,361
I tried to take on the
opposing team all by myself.
427
00:18:41,132 --> 00:18:42,296
I just didn't get
428
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,503
what Tooney Ball was
really all about.
429
00:18:45,403 --> 00:18:46,805
You're right.
430
00:18:46,904 --> 00:18:48,874
{\an8}My friends are way more
important than winning.
431
00:18:48,973 --> 00:18:52,378
{\an8}When I first started playing
Tooney Ball, it was all about fun.
432
00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:56,115
{\an8}But then we started winning
and that's all I cared about.
433
00:18:56,214 --> 00:18:57,416
{\an8}And I forgot the fun part.
434
00:18:57,515 --> 00:18:59,418
[Coach Leghorn] Now
you get it, kid.
435
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:00,453
All right!
436
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,255
Hop out on the field, champ.
437
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:04,190
[Dean Granny] Buster
Bunny's back on the field
438
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:06,859
and he is all smiles.
439
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:10,463
[chuckles] Must've been some
peppy talk from Coach Leghorn.
440
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,631
[all cheer]
441
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,433
{\an8}Sorry I was such
a bummer before.
442
00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:16,202
{\an8}Let's have some fun out there.
443
00:19:16,301 --> 00:19:17,403
{\an8}One, two, three.
444
00:19:17,502 --> 00:19:18,704
[all cheer]
445
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,046
[both exclaiming] C minus?
446
00:19:28,146 --> 00:19:30,616
But we studied so hard.
447
00:19:30,714 --> 00:19:33,319
You know, those C minuses
are the highest grades
448
00:19:33,418 --> 00:19:35,688
anyone has ever
gotten in this class.
449
00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:39,024
Well, I guess
getting straight As
450
00:19:39,123 --> 00:19:41,527
isn't the most important
thing in the world.
451
00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:44,763
And I got to hang out with you,
which was actually kind of fun.
452
00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,065
{\an8}Far be it for me to pay
a compliment to a bunny.
453
00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:50,269
{\an8}But, Babs, I would
now consider you,
454
00:19:50,368 --> 00:19:52,971
{\an8}friend, adjacent.
455
00:19:53,071 --> 00:19:54,807
{\an8}Wanna catch the end of the game?
456
00:19:54,906 --> 00:19:55,841
{\an8}Yes.
457
00:19:55,939 --> 00:19:57,810
{\an8}But let's not make this a habit.
458
00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,011
Don't worry.
459
00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:01,680
I'm just as surprised
that I invited you.
460
00:20:01,779 --> 00:20:03,219
[Dean Granny] With
time winding down,
461
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,285
Acme Loo has mounted
an amazing comeback
462
00:20:06,383 --> 00:20:10,089
led by some truly inspired
wackiness from Buster Bunny.
463
00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:15,094
And the visitors come
down with the ball.
464
00:20:15,193 --> 00:20:17,430
And it's a kiss-kiss bang steal.
465
00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:18,931
Yeah. Nice one, Dizzy!
466
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:22,835
Beep, beep.
467
00:20:24,903 --> 00:20:26,072
Beep, beep.
468
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:27,940
[Dean Granny] There's
the Southern Beeper.
469
00:20:28,038 --> 00:20:30,576
And Furball with
the yoink-a-doodle.
470
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:33,746
Visitors come away with it,
471
00:20:33,846 --> 00:20:35,248
but, whoa, my goodness,
472
00:20:35,346 --> 00:20:37,683
Sweetie drops in with
a whoopie whopper.
473
00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:44,890
[Buster gasps]
474
00:20:44,989 --> 00:20:47,960
[Dean Granny] Fifi with a
huge floral flabbergaster!
475
00:20:48,459 --> 00:20:50,096
[screams]
476
00:20:50,193 --> 00:20:52,039
[Dean Granny] Uh-oh. Buster
might be in trouble here.
477
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:53,099
Come on, kid.
478
00:20:53,198 --> 00:20:54,428
Just have fun.
479
00:20:54,532 --> 00:20:57,103
[crowd gasping]
480
00:20:59,503 --> 00:21:00,906
[Dean Granny] Wait!
Wait! [chuckles]
481
00:21:01,005 --> 00:21:04,042
Buster's gone full
silly! [laughs]
482
00:21:05,443 --> 00:21:06,345
Yeah!
483
00:21:06,444 --> 00:21:08,081
[all cheer]
484
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:10,549
[Dean Granny] Way to
go, toons! [laughs]
485
00:21:12,718 --> 00:21:14,820
Bro! We won!
486
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,754
We did?
487
00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:17,256
Cool.
488
00:21:17,355 --> 00:21:18,524
Cool, cool, cool.
489
00:21:18,623 --> 00:21:19,633
If you care about
that kind of thing.
490
00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:21,260
There you go, champ.
491
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:22,628
There you go.
492
00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:25,030
Buster's actually,
having fun out there.
493
00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:27,500
I suppose the old adage is true.
494
00:21:27,598 --> 00:21:29,302
The most important
thing in the world...
495
00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:30,369
[whoopie cushion blows]
496
00:21:30,468 --> 00:21:32,105
[mimics whoopie cushion]
497
00:21:32,202 --> 00:21:35,874
[Hamton] Sorry. Just catching
up on the new elective I chose.
498
00:21:35,974 --> 00:21:36,809
[laughs]
499
00:21:39,711 --> 00:21:41,680
[theme music playing]
500
00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:46,280
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