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(door buzzer)
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Come in.
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Hi, Mr. M.
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Hi, Myrna.
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So, Mr. Unger's gone, huh? Yeah.
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I took him to the airport
about an hour ago.
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Gee, you redecorated
the whole place
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in just an hour.
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Half hour.
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I took a nap first.
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Can we go to work? Hmm?
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So, Mr. Unger's on
his way to Houston?
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Yeah. I thought he hated flying.
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He does, but this
is a big account...
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Buckaroo Barbecue
sauce, he had to go.
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Oh, yeah.
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I know their jingle.
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That's when the Sons of
the Tumbling Tumbleweed
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come out and sing:
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♪ When I barbecue,
barbecue, barbecue ♪
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♪ I use Buckaroo,
Buckaroo, Buckaroo ♪
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♪ If it's good enough
for me, yippee, yippee ♪
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♪ Then it's good
enough for you ♪
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♪ Yippee yi, yippee
you, yippee yes. ♪
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Yahoo!
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Yeah, well, they're trying
to change their image.
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They want to go for
something less sophisticated.
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And Mr. Unger's
gonna do this job?
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Yeah. I'm very proud of him.
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You really like him
when he's gone, huh?
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Yeah. He was terrific today.
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He was petrified
to get on that plane.
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It took two stewardesses and me
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to bend his knees,
so he could sit down.
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He was really terrific!
Let's get to work.
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Oh, I'm home safe!
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What happened?
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Don't ask!
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(sighs)
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(theme music playing)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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The Odd Couple was filmed
in front of a live audience.
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Oh. Why aren't you in Houston?
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Oh, I need a sedative.
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What happened?
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First, we ran into a
tropical storm over Trenton.
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The plane was
pitching up and down.
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I was screaming.
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The lights went out.
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I threw up my Dramamine.
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We had to turn back
and come to New York.
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I swore if I ever got
off that plane alive,
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I'd never fly again
and I never will.
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Oh, look at my
beautiful kitchen.
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Mwuah! Mwuah!
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Felix, what about
that great account?
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You're supposed to be in Houston
tomorrow, don't you remember?
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Let somebody else
photograph 10,000 ribs.
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Beautiful fireplace. No, no.
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You just psyched
yourself out about flying.
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Tomorrow, you'll feel better,
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you'll get on a plane
in the morning, okay?
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I would risk my
life for my country.
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I would risk my
life for my children,
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but I will not risk my life for
Buckaroo Barbecue sauce.
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Oh, look at my beautiful room!
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Mmm!
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He kissed his doorknob.
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Where was I?
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I said where was I?
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(clicking tongue) What's
that? What's the matter?
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You got something
in your teeth, what?
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He needs your help.
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You gotta get him on a plane.
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How? You just saw him.
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Myrna, this morning 119
people got on a plane to Houston.
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Right now, 118 of 'em are
there having a good time.
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One is in his room
kissing his luggage.
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I mean, he's afraid.
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He's a scaredy-cat.
There's no way!
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Where there's a
will, there's a way.
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If you were a real friend,
you'd do something about it.
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Mr. Unger would.
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Remember that
time you were so sick
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and you couldn't
write your column?
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Mr. Unger took his own money
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and hired a ghostwriter for you.
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Yeah, he was
good. I got a raise.
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See? He's a real friend.
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I'm as good a friend as he is.
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Talk is cheap, Mr. M.
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Yeah?
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All right.
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Call the airport and
make a reservation.
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I'll get him on the
plane in the morning.
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FELIX: ♪ There's
no place like home ♪
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♪ There's no
place like home... ♪
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That's a good sign.
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If he's singing,
he's not kissing.
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This is so silly. No.
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Fear of flying is silly.
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What is this?
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This is a plane.
It's my living room.
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I'm gonna show
you flying in a plane
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is like sitting in your
own living room. Good.
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Book me on a two-bedroom
brownstone to Houston. Oh, please.
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Pretend it's a plane.
You'll have fun. Look,
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how I let him talk me into
silly... Trust me, will you?
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Don't sit near the window. Why?
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You'll get dizzy.
You're right, you're right.
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(sighing) Get in the mood.
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I'm in the mood. You
just got on the plane.
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It's gonna be terrific!
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It's hilarious. Look!
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What?
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That's a slow-talking secretary.
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Ask her how safe air travel is.
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Go ahead. Miss...
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how safe is air travel?
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Oh, air travel is the
safest travel known to man.
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Safer than cars, buses or feet.
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Is it safer than staying home?
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In fact, more accidents
take place in the home
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than in airplanes.
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More pilots slip in their
bathtubs than in their cockpits.
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See?
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Okay, now, everybody,
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fasten your seat belts,
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put your chairs in
an upright position,
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My chair is in an upright...
and shortly after take off,
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your captain will
be talking to you.
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(laughing): This is...
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See, you're laughing,
you're having fun.
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'Cause it's so silly. What?
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Hey, we're takin' off.
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Here we go.
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You're a fun guy, you
know that? Uh-huh.
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MURRAY: Good afternoon.
This is your captain,
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speaking to you
from the cockpit,
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and it's a lot safer here
than my own bathtub.
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That's Murray.
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There are pilots named Murray.
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We have just had
a perfect take off.
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And the weather will be just
fine from here to Houston.
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The flight pattern we're using
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is the safest one there is.
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Santa Claus uses it.
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Well, have a merry flight!
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Another stewardess?
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Passenger. Oh. Howdy,
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is this seat occupado?
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No.
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There's nobody
cute in first class.
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Talk to her.
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She likes you. Go ahead.
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Hello.
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Howdy, again.
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Will you enjoy it.
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Talk to her. Go ahead.
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Do you live in Houston?
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Shoot, yeah!
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How long you gonna be there?
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Two weeks.
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Sure enough.
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Think you'll have any free
time while you're there?
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Uh? Uh... (mumbling)
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I, I guess so. I'll try.
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Well, in case you
do, here's my number.
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You be sure and
call me now, hear?
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Check you later.
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Boy, you got one smooth
line, you know that?
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Oh, come on.
Must be the altitude.
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This is ridiculous.
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It could happen. Oh, of
course it happens every day.
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Well, it's not gonna
happen sitting at home.
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It just did. Oh, you...
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Who is she?
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A friend of Myrna's,
she's married.
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Aw. Well...
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See, but you had
a good time. Yeah.
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You laughed and
everything. This is ridiculous.
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'Cause you're making
jokes, it's fun. But...
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But this isn't
like really flying.
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Sure, you meet
strangers. It'll be fun.
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It'd be fun if you'd
go along with me
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and make jokes all the
way. You'll find somebody...
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Would you do that?
Would I do what?
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Go with me. Make
jokes all the way.
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Come with me to
Houston. No, I can't.
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See, I got to cover
a football game
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at Shea Stadium
tomorrow. I can't do it. Aw.
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Don't they play
football in Houston?
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Do they have a team? Yeah,
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but the paper's sending
somebody else though.
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You could go. You trade.
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No, no, no, no. You trade.
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You trade with that guy.
No, no, no. Whoa! Whoa!
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See, San Diego is playing
Houston for last place.
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I don't wanna watch that.
201
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The Jets are playing
Miami for the lead.
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See, I want to see... Yeah,
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but it would be
better in Houston,
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because you're so talented,
you'd write up the game, No.
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You'd make them
a big team. No...
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You got to go.
You're gonna do it!
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You're a wonderful guy!
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Murray, married
lady, Myrna, come in.
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He's gonna go to
Houston with me.
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He's gonna make
jokes all the way.
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(all cheering)
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You're a dream.
We knew you'd do it.
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Where you going?
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To my bathtub,
see if I can get hurt.
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Where's Felix?
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He went to the men's room again.
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Again? I've had days like that.
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Oh.
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You all right? I'm exhausted.
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Passengers for flight 62 to
Houston now boarding, gate 12.
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That's us. I have to go
to the men's room again.
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No. It's closed, it's closed.
223
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Please, please. No!
224
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Then let me get more insurance.
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Please. Oh, go ahead.
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Did he take out insurance?
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Yes, Mr. Unger.
228
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Then, I want to take
out some more, please.
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Well, you already have
the maximum. I know,
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but is, isn't there some way
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I could get a little
bit more, please?
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Well, you'd just be
wasting your money.
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You see the company will
only cover each passenger
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up to a certain amount
and you already have it.
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You're afraid to sell me more
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because then you might
have to pay off, is that it?
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No, Mr. Unger, it is the law.
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I told you it was
the law an hour ago.
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I told you it was the
law half an hour ago,
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and I told you it was
the law 15 minutes ago
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and if you ask me one more time,
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I'm gonna let you have
it right in the chops!
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Is it against your law
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for someone else
to buy insurance
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and name the same beneficiary?
246
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No.
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Thank you.
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Oscar. What?
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Would you do me a favor, please?
250
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Would you take out a policy
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and name my ex-wife, Gloria, as
your beneficiary. We don't have time.
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Let's get on the plane.
Please, please, come on, for me.
253
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Give me some insurance
fast, please. How much?
254
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Shoot the works.
Passenger's name?
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Oscar Madison. Beneficiary?
256
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,023
Gloria Unger. Wait a minute.
257
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:28,187
How's this gonna look to my
ex-wife? How's what gonna look?
258
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,089
Gloria getting my
insurance money.
259
00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:32,041
Why should she get any
money? No, I meant just...
260
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,710
I know what you meant,
when the plane crashes.
261
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,200
No, I didn't. No, no.
262
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,913
Sign, I'm gonna sign. I got
to get more. I got to get...
263
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,214
Sir, sir, are you
going to Houston?
264
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,865
Would you like to help provide
265
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,301
for the future of a
wonderful woman
266
00:10:41,325 --> 00:10:42,707
and two great kids? Felix!
267
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,542
(overlapping chatter)
268
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,643
So long.
269
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,022
Bye, Felix. Good-bye.
270
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,313
Remember, whatever
goes up must come down.
271
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,315
Murray!
272
00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,544
It's all right, Oscar.
273
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,834
I know what Murray meant
274
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,336
and I've got myself
quite together.
275
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,854
Good-bye, friends.
276
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,051
Thanks an awful
lot for helping me.
277
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,770
I don't think,
without your support,
278
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,227
I would ever have had the
courage to get on the plane.
279
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,830
So if anything goes wrong,
280
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,848
let it be on your head,
281
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,295
because I didn't want to get on.
282
00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:11,602
I'd made up my mind.
283
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,738
I said I was never
going to fly again.
284
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:17,647
I said I was never going
to fly and I meant it...
285
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,412
Thank you, Murray.
286
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,048
I needed that.
287
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,063
Excuse us, please.
288
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,381
Excuse us.
289
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,010
What's your hurry, skinny?
290
00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:47,788
I'll sit near the window.
291
00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:49,168
(hiccuping) Remember
what I told you.
292
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,203
All right, stop
with the hiccups.
293
00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:51,593
Come on, sit down. Sit in here.
294
00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,060
Sit. Oh, don't be nervous.
295
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,240
Try to pull yourself together.
296
00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:55,913
Do you see anybody
else being nervous?
297
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,898
(hiccuping)
298
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,992
Another one of
your arrangements?
299
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,327
No, I told you it could
happen in real life.
300
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,329
Go get her, Tiger. Go ahead.
301
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,334
Hello.
302
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,336
Hello.
303
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,839
You live in Houston?
304
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,841
Yes, I do. Oh.
305
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,843
That's where I'm going.
306
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,845
I'll be there two weeks.
307
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,847
Have fun.
308
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,284
I hope to.
309
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,286
I'll, I'll have a
lot of free time.
310
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:38,289
I won't.
311
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,274
They tell me... Excuse me, Miss.
312
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,487
Oh, yes?
313
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,777
Could I change my seat?
314
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,779
Oh. Of course.
315
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:53,320
Boy, you've got one
rotten line, you know that?
316
00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:57,008
Wow... WOMAN: Good morning.
317
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,309
I'm your hostess.
318
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,244
My name is Barbara Jo Babcock.
319
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,391
Miss, can I have a
glass of water, please?
320
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,226
Uh, just a moment, sir.
321
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,650
Good morning.
322
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,918
My name is Barbara Jo Babcock.
323
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,188
Welcome aboard
Flight 62 to Houston.
324
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:14,525
We will be flying at an
altitude of 32,000 feet,
325
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:18,312
arriving in Houston at
10:30 Central Standard Time.
326
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,381
This is a pressurized cabin.
327
00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:22,570
If at any time, we
should lose our pressure,
328
00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:25,487
an oxygen mask will
drop down in front of you.
329
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,855
May I try that, please?
330
00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:29,235
Oh, sir, this is only
a demonstration...
331
00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:31,342
I know, I want
to practice with it.
332
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:34,412
Sir, that won't be necessary.
333
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,208
Just hold it over your
mouth and breathe normally.
334
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,265
Yes, but I can't
breathe normally.
335
00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:39,455
I have a sinus condition.
336
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,453
Sir, as long as you
have a nose and a mouth,
337
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,088
it'll work for you, too.
338
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,991
Sarcasm.
339
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,238
That certainly
inspires confidence.
340
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,479
You inspire sarcasm.
341
00:13:51,548 --> 00:13:54,648
In case of emergency,
we have emergency exits
342
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:56,796
located in the
front of the cabin;
343
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:59,331
we have two located
over each wing
344
00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:02,201
and three at the
rear of the air... Miss?
345
00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:04,325
Yes, the man with the sinuses.
346
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,407
Why... why do you
have emergency exits?
347
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,809
Obviously not to bail out...
They didn't give us parachutes.
348
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,761
Believe me, sir,
they have a purpose.
349
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,363
I know they have a
purpose. It's an emergency.
350
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,114
I just wondered what kind of
emergency you're thinking about.
351
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:19,857
Well, in case the plane is
forced down and catches fire.
352
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,693
Oh, my God!
353
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,012
No, no, that has never
happened on any...
354
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,193
Yes, but you notice they do have
an emergency exit everywhere.
355
00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:28,494
Would you rather they didn't?
356
00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:31,669
FELIX: Oh... Oh, I feel faint.
357
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,415
Oh... We're still on the ground.
358
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,705
Why?
359
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,084
Why are we still on the ground?
360
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,475
Because that's
where we start from.
361
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,809
Then we go up in the air,
362
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,456
when we get to Houston,
we go on the ground again.
363
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,023
Just the way the Wright
Brothers planned it.
364
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,559
More sarcasm,
huh? Felix, will you...
365
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,993
MAN (over P.A.): This is the
captain speaking. Ah, shh, shh.
366
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,296
That's the captain. He's
speaking to me. Yes?
367
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,265
I'm sorry, but we'll be
delayed on the ground
368
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,399
for an indefinite period.
369
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,900
Thank you. Why?! Why?! Why?!
370
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,457
He can't hear you, Felix.
371
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,294
What channel is he on?
372
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,340
I'm getting Victor Borge.
373
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,941
Get off. What? What? Felix...
374
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,260
Where's the emergency exit?
375
00:15:01,284 --> 00:15:02,350
Where...?
376
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:03,817
Oscar, look at that.
377
00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:04,986
What?
378
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:07,066
Look at the size of that woman.
379
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,189
So what?
380
00:15:08,258 --> 00:15:10,135
If she got stuck in
the emergency door,
381
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,319
we'd all be dead.
382
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,027
Felix, if she gets
stuck in the door,
383
00:15:13,095 --> 00:15:14,407
I'll push her through
for you, I promise.
384
00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:15,630
Please, will you...
385
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,142
Look at that. What is it?
386
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,511
Those men on the
ground, under the wing...
387
00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:19,845
What are they doing?
They're mechanics.
388
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:21,029
No, no, something's wrong.
389
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,498
They're pointing up at the wing.
390
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,766
They look so worried.
391
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,306
I can read his lips.
392
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:30,227
"I... much... fear...
serious trouble
393
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:33,498
in the fuselage, Frederick."
394
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,795
Help me. What's
the other guy saying?
395
00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:38,886
"I... much... fear...
396
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:41,421
there's some nut
trying to read your lips."
397
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:43,102
What's the matter with
you? They're running away.
398
00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:44,470
They're running away. I
know... Because they're finished.
399
00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:45,771
No, 'cause they're
afraid. I'm getting...
400
00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:47,589
Felix... I'm coming,
Fred, I'm coming.
401
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,224
Get out of my way.
Get out of my way.
402
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,026
Oscar, I'm trapped
at the fat woman.
403
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,683
Let me by!
404
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,063
CAPTAIN: I'm sorry, sir,
you're not allowed in here.
405
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,586
Felix, that's the cockpit!
406
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,732
FELIX: There's an enormous
woman blocking the aisle.
407
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,688
I've got to get out.
408
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,167
CAPTAIN: Now, just relax, sir.
409
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,352
FELIX: I'm gonna get your name.
410
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,787
Oscar. Oscar! What, Felix, wh...
411
00:16:01,811 --> 00:16:03,088
Get the captain's name!
412
00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:04,378
Will you come here?
413
00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:05,979
Ah, let him go.
414
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,383
A jerk like that should
be riding on the bus.
415
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,073
Oh!
416
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,120
WOMAN (over P.A.):
Flight 302 from Dallas
417
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,077
arriving Gate 22.
418
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,907
Sir, can I get my
luggage off that plane?
419
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:23,208
Now? Yeah, yeah.
420
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,398
No, never mind.
421
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:25,845
Oscar will take care
of it at the other end.
422
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:27,134
Oh. Oscar.
423
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,513
Are you gonna help
me get my luggage off?
424
00:16:28,537 --> 00:16:30,082
I'm not gonna argue with you.
425
00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,350
I want you to get back on
that plane. I'm sorry, Oscar...
426
00:16:31,374 --> 00:16:33,018
Felix, do you realize
the trouble I went through
427
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:34,620
to get you on that flight for
your own good. I just can't do it.
428
00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:36,255
I'm sorry, Oscar! All right!
429
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:37,939
I got a game to cover,
I got a plane to catch.
430
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,342
When I bring your luggage back
to you, don't bother to unpack.
431
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,732
Hold it, where are you going?
432
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,412
Houston. My plane's right there.
433
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,702
Well, not anymore.
434
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,047
They just got the
go-ahead to taxi out.
435
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,249
Well, bring it back.
436
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,784
I can't. They're in
the lineup for takeoff.
437
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,185
What time is the next one?
438
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,375
This afternoon.
439
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,588
Oh, that's no good.
440
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,155
Any other airline
got a flight going?
441
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,279
Not this morning.
442
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,958
But I have to be at
the Astrodome by 1:00.
443
00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:01,385
Well, then you shouldn't
have gotten off the plane.
444
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,487
Thanks a lot.
445
00:17:12,549 --> 00:17:17,518
If you took all the times
that you screwed up my life
446
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:21,556
and you piled them
one on top of the other...
447
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,258
it would not equal what
you did to me today.
448
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:26,639
It's not that bad, is it?
449
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:27,961
Yes, it is.
450
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,176
Tomorrow, my readers
will turn to the sports page,
451
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,578
look at my column, see what I
have about the Houston game.
452
00:17:32,602 --> 00:17:33,834
You know what will be there?
453
00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:35,553
Nothing. Not a word.
454
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,482
Then I'll get my paycheck.
You know what'll be on that?
455
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:39,640
Nothing. Not a word.
456
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,375
Probably get fired.
457
00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:42,677
You know whose fault it is?
458
00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:53,854
Would it help if I
said I was sorry?
459
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,807
No, it wouldn't help.
Why would that help?
460
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,176
I feel like such a fool.
461
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,357
Bad enough throwing
away my own job,
462
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,392
but I had no right
to imperil yours.
463
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,427
I guess I just went too far.
464
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,584
Oh, now you see it, huh? Good.
465
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,831
Oscar, you've done everything
466
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,400
one friend could do for another.
467
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,002
I'm not gonna let you down.
468
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,993
I'm going to get on that plane
this afternoon to Houston.
469
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,377
Aren't you proud of me?
470
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:18,546
Oh, I'm thrilled.
471
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:20,059
You'll be at the
barbecue party, right?
472
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,326
I'll be at the
unemployment line.
473
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,727
Look how nice
everything worked out.
474
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:25,064
No, no, you'll be covering
that game in Houston.
475
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,314
Did you hear what the guy said?
476
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:30,123
Nothing on earth, or
in the sky, will stop me.
477
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,993
Sir, where can I
charter a plane?
478
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:34,556
Over in the Terminal Annex.
479
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,047
Thank you. In the
Terminal Annex.
480
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,994
Excuse me, is
this Belkin Airlines?
481
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,801
Um, are you with the
Better Business Bureau?
482
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,770
No.
483
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,654
Oh, uh, well then, I'm Belkin.
484
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,007
Uh, what can I do for you?
485
00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:48,053
I understand you have a
charter flight to Houston?
486
00:18:48,077 --> 00:18:49,077
Uh, yes, we do.
487
00:18:49,145 --> 00:18:50,322
What time does it reach Houston?
488
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,897
Uh, well, it should get
there around, uh, noon.
489
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,765
Oh, that's perfect.
490
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,767
It's very important
we get on that flight.
491
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:57,785
Do you have room?
492
00:18:57,854 --> 00:18:59,498
Well, are you guys
with the group?
493
00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:00,732
What? Yes.
494
00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:02,289
Yeah. Yeah, we're
with the group.
495
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,668
Wait, wait, will you
wait a minute please.
496
00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:05,837
Look, Belkin Airlines?
I never heard of you.
497
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:07,005
How long have you
been in business?
498
00:19:07,029 --> 00:19:08,540
Oh, my daddy
started the company.
499
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,848
He used to fly mail
with Charles Lindbergh?
500
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,233
Oh, boy, he must
have been some pilot.
501
00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:14,796
He still is. He'll be
flying you to Houston.
502
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,120
Felix...
503
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,521
That just proves
he's experienced.
504
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,889
No, it proves he's old.
505
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,135
That's all. It proves he's old.
506
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,803
Now, what kind
of a plane is this?
507
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,593
Oh, it's a modified 727.
508
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,907
What do you mean, modified?
509
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,013
It was just painted.
510
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,314
Isn't that nice?
511
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,610
No, it's not nice.
512
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,512
You can hardly tell
where the old wing starts
513
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,369
and the new wing begins.
514
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,099
Excuse us a moment.
Oh, absolutely, yes.
515
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:35,333
Where'd you get
all this nerve...
516
00:19:35,357 --> 00:19:36,718
All of a sudden
you're Steve Canyon.
517
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:39,393
I told you, I simply
refuse to submit to fear.
518
00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:41,796
And I suggest that you
stop this whimpering
519
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,130
and do the same thing.
520
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:45,811
Two tickets to Houston, please.
521
00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:47,968
One. One?
522
00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:50,070
No point in my
taking any chances.
523
00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,272
I don't have to be in
Houston until tonight.
524
00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,709
I'll take a real plane.
525
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,022
Excuse us for one
moment, will you please?
526
00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:58,590
Felix, you get on
that plane with me
527
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,174
or I'll break every
bone in your body.
528
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,569
Two.
529
00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:09,629
At least let me get some
insurance. Go ahead.
530
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,047
So long, son.
531
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,032
Good luck, Pop.
532
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:20,867
Thank you, son.
533
00:20:43,058 --> 00:20:44,570
Oscar. Yeah?
534
00:20:44,594 --> 00:20:45,693
Thank you.
535
00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:47,673
For what? For getting
me on the plane.
536
00:20:47,697 --> 00:20:49,274
But for you, I'd
never have done it.
537
00:20:49,298 --> 00:20:51,477
It's great, isn't it? A
smooth flight. It's fun. Yeah.
538
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,133
Go figure... Belkin's Airline.
539
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:55,403
Great lunch, too... Nice
submarine sandwich.
540
00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,617
How soon do we get to Houston?
541
00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:00,408
Any minute now, I guess.
542
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,756
If I ask you something,
543
00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,622
you promise you
won't get mad? What?
544
00:21:03,646 --> 00:21:04,923
Can I go to the bathroom again?
545
00:21:04,947 --> 00:21:06,347
Be my guest.
546
00:21:12,388 --> 00:21:15,021
POP (over P.A.): This
is Captain Pop Belkin.
547
00:21:15,091 --> 00:21:17,357
We're approaching Houston.
548
00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:18,903
All right, gang, this is it.
549
00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:21,595
Everybody back to the
jumpin' area and hook up.
550
00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,580
Where's your parachute, buddy?
551
00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:30,137
What parachute?
What's the matter?
552
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,738
Is something wrong?
Some trouble?
553
00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:33,385
No, no trouble. This is Houston.
554
00:21:33,409 --> 00:21:34,553
Aren't you gettin' off?
555
00:21:34,577 --> 00:21:35,842
Yeah, when are we gonna land?
556
00:21:35,911 --> 00:21:37,478
Land?
557
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,924
Buddy, this is the
American Parachute Club.
558
00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,159
We're jumpin' out.
559
00:21:41,183 --> 00:21:42,549
Jumpin' out?
560
00:21:42,618 --> 00:21:44,518
But the plane's gotta
land somewhere.
561
00:21:44,587 --> 00:21:46,786
Not until San Diego.
562
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:48,589
That's when I'm getting off.
563
00:21:51,093 --> 00:21:53,861
What are you, one
of them sissy boys?
564
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,293
That's the trouble
with the country today.
565
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,050
Everything gone soft.
566
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,431
There's a parachute
right under that seat.
567
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,533
Get into it and
hit the silk, fella.
568
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,855
I'm not hitting the silk.
569
00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:07,091
I'm not jumping off.
570
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,859
I'm not getting
out of this plane.
571
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,863
If Patton was alive,
he'd slap your face.
572
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,728
Probably wasn't
even in the service.
573
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,885
Yes, I was.
574
00:22:17,953 --> 00:22:19,887
MAN: Geronimo!
575
00:22:46,415 --> 00:22:48,181
Oscar? Hmm?
576
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:51,051
Wasn't this plane
full of people?
577
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,820
Yes, it was.
578
00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:54,321
Where'd they all go?
579
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:56,724
They left.
580
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,025
Where'd they go?
581
00:22:59,094 --> 00:23:00,494
They jumped out.
582
00:23:00,563 --> 00:23:02,162
What are you talk...
583
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:05,977
What's wrong? What happened?
584
00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:08,101
Felix, this was
a parachute club.
585
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,481
They weren't gonna
land in Houston.
586
00:23:09,505 --> 00:23:11,137
They jumped off at Houston.
587
00:23:11,207 --> 00:23:13,707
We're the only sissy
boys that stayed on.
588
00:23:13,775 --> 00:23:15,609
Well, where do we land?
589
00:23:15,678 --> 00:23:16,810
San Diego.
590
00:23:16,878 --> 00:23:19,596
You can sit there calmly
and say San Diego?
591
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:21,448
Houston is playing
San Diego, remember?
592
00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:22,916
I'll watch the
game on television,
593
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,151
I'll cover it that way.
594
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,396
Hey, that's right. Yeah.
595
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:26,865
And I can catch a
plane back to Houston
596
00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:28,399
in time for my barbecue tonight.
597
00:23:28,423 --> 00:23:29,835
You sure you won't
mind flying alone?
598
00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:31,069
Oh, no, not at all.
599
00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:32,904
I'm completely over
my fear of flying.
600
00:23:32,928 --> 00:23:34,694
This is Pop Belkin speaking.
601
00:23:34,764 --> 00:23:38,448
As long as there's just
the two of you boys left,
602
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,801
I thought I'd show
you some of the stunts
603
00:23:40,869 --> 00:23:45,539
that made me famous
in my barnstorming days.
604
00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:48,809
I hope they bring
back some memories.
605
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:09,813
I have to go to the bathroom.
606
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:15,252
I'm going with you.
607
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:30,233
Flight 83 now
arriving from Houston.
608
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,514
Gee, I hope Mr. Unger
had a good flight.
609
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:33,871
Hey, how did he do on his job?
610
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,460
He called me and
told me it went great.
611
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,791
Ah, here he comes.
612
00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:39,693
OSCAR: Oh, there
he is. Hey, gang.
613
00:24:39,762 --> 00:24:41,695
How are you? Good to see you.
614
00:24:50,673 --> 00:24:53,574
You ruined the whole flight.
615
00:24:54,777 --> 00:24:56,242
How was the flight?
616
00:24:56,311 --> 00:24:58,545
Not bad.
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