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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,145 - You can't get out of work on Saturday? 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,679 It's my sister's wedding! 3 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,281 - I already told you, babe, 4 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,416 Fires don't take the weekends off. 5 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:21,019 - Well, you can take forever off. 6 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,556 - Wait, wait, you don't understand! 7 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,291 Damn. 8 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,961 Man. 9 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,965 - You said we'd go kayaking together. 10 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,899 - They're class five rapids. 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,368 It seems pretty dangerous. 12 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:39,103 - Try running into a burning building. 13 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,705 - No way. 14 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:48,647 - You know, it's tough out there for a guy like me. 15 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:51,383 Normal people cannot relate to the dangers, 16 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:55,788 Rigors, and schedule of the firefighting lifestyle. 17 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,792 - For first responders, finding love can be trickier 18 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:02,795 Than navigating a stairwell in dense smoke. 19 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,864 - Whoa. - What the heck? 20 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,333 - Hey, you got your axe in my med bag. 21 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,403 - No way. You got your med bag in my axe. 22 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:15,407 - Two great things that go great together. 23 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:19,411 Hey, maybe we should date. 24 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,957 - Firefighters only. 25 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,895 - If you fight fires, come meet your match. 26 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,702 - That was awesome. - So good. 27 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,637 - Impressive. - Yeah. 28 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,773 - "meet your match." so clever. - Thanks. Yeah. 29 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,353 Then it was like... And then we light the match? 30 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:51,754 Did you get that part? - Great job, ike. 31 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,356 - Thanks, chief. - And thank you so much 32 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,514 For letting us shoot it here. Made a big difference. 33 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,516 - Man, you're really into this. - Yeah. 34 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,384 Well, I'm not only a client, luce. 35 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,986 I also invested all my money in it. 36 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,588 All your money? 37 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,590 - Yeah, yeah... well, I mean, whatever was left over 38 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:06,769 After the station fire and the whole 39 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,060 Dark web hack and all that. 40 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:10,595 But, I mean, come on, guys. It's a no-brainer. 41 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,997 A firefighters only dating site? 42 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,868 What could possibly go wrong? 43 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,336 - Absolutely nothing. - Absolutely nothing. 44 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,138 - Nothing. - It's money in the bank! 45 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,206 Cha-ching! 46 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,298 - You did a great job acting. 47 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,766 I don't know. Thanks. 48 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,167 I just kept telling myself, 49 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,435 "imagine you're a firefighter 50 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,905 And just act it," you know? 51 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,372 - Hey, how much money have you invested so far? 52 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,574 Just, like, 3 grand. 53 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,376 - Damn, that's a lot of benjamins. 54 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,444 - Ike, these startups often crash. 55 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,914 - Um, great question, probie. 56 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:04,048 With great risk comes great reward. 57 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,650 That's why I'm glad we've secured 58 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,253 A generous line of adventure capital. 59 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,788 - I think it's a great idea. 60 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,750 Most of the guys I meet are intimidated by my job. 61 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,036 - That's what I'm saying. That's why you should sign up. 62 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,039 I can give you guys the friends and family discount. 63 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,262 Anybody who wants it. 64 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:19,264 Basic probie package is 59.99, 65 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:20,599 But I might be able to work 66 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,401 A little deal in if you're interested. 67 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,536 - No thank you, ike. I have a policy. 68 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:27,539 Never shit where you eat. - You do that all the time. 69 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,074 - Yeah, I do, but I'm not going to anymore. 70 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,055 - Well, cats actually shit where they eat all the time. 71 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,612 It's good for their immune systems. 72 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,925 Heard it on joe rogan this morning. 73 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,548 Okay, so it's probably true. 74 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:38,461 - What about you, granny? - I wish you the best, 75 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,152 But I don't like dating apps. 76 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,087 I like to meet people the old-fashioned way. 77 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,422 - Your mom arranges your dates too? 78 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,959 - No, I talk to people and I go places. 79 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,094 It's as simple as that. - No, no, granny. 80 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,895 You're missing the point. The app predicts 81 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,737 Which firefighters you're most compatible with. 82 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,500 It knows everything. How many lives you save. 83 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,235 What your 40-yard ladder dash time is. 84 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:00,839 Bicep size. Other bicep size. Bing, bong, bong. 85 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,819 - What about helmet size? They must do helmet size. 86 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,509 You know, it is a sign of dominance. 87 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,312 - Boy. - Probie, chief is very proud 88 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,292 Of the fact that he has the biggest head in the station. 89 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,156 - Well, it is one of the reasons why I'm chief. 90 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:13,318 - And now he's gonna tell us about "braveheart." 91 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:14,987 - You know, legend has it 92 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,989 William wallace had a double thick skull. 93 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,257 That's how he survived all those blows in battle. 94 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,460 - I love when you compare yourself to medieval heroes. 95 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,995 - Big heads have bigger brains. 96 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,689 That's why all the greats had big heads. 97 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,398 Einstein, mozart, shatner. 98 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,533 It's a blessing. - Shatner? 99 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,535 - Sometimes your big head can be a burden. 100 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,604 - Hey, new sunglasses? - Yeah. 101 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,539 - They look pretty cool. 102 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,678 Sorry. 103 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,146 - My giorgio lemon guccis! 104 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,948 - Hey, what are you listening to? 105 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,219 What? Hey, hey. 106 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,155 - What? - Sorry. 107 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,558 - Hey, you broke my thumps by dr. Ray! 108 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,293 - Hey, can I borrow your turtleneck sweater? 109 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,962 - No, that's my favorite turtleneck sweater. 110 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,431 Hey, you're tearing it. 111 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,500 - You're tearing it. 112 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,969 Can I have it back now? 113 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,372 - Great. You killed it. 114 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:09,574 - Sounds like my big head's a burden for you. 115 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:12,016 - Yeah, well, don't go getting a big head about your big head. 116 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,779 - All right, well, I have to go take care of some chief things 117 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,248 Because I'm the big head honcho. 118 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:17,850 - Carry on. - You know who's got 119 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,784 A huge head is the owner of panino's, gino. 120 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,653 - My gosh. - So does his son, dino. 121 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,656 - He's doing time at chino. You ever been to reno? 122 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,926 Yeah. 123 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,666 - Do it the other way. Not landscape. 124 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,999 Yeah. There we go. 125 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,169 Makes me look longer and taller. 126 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,138 - Yeah, something's not right. 127 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,940 - What if I just look off to the side? 128 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,475 - How do you feel about losing the top? 129 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,810 - Ike! - My god, no, no, no! 130 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,546 Not your... not your top. 131 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,147 The top on the water bottle, luce. 132 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:50,993 - Let's just use the one of me and the jaws of life. 133 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,217 That one was better. 134 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,086 - Actually, that's a pretty good idea. 135 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,555 You're also gonna need a catchy profile headline. 136 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,557 - "hi. I'm lucy. I like walks." 137 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,892 - No, you're not a nomad. 138 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,227 No, it's gotta really pop, like, um... 139 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,697 "I max out with my axe out," or "light my fire." 140 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:06,952 Those two are taken already. 141 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,434 - "your turnouts are my turn-ons." 142 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,372 - Yes. Did you make that up? - Yes. 143 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,839 - You know, 144 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,975 The time that it took to work on this profile, 145 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,843 You could've just met someone in person. 146 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,512 - Where? - Yeah, where? 147 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,981 - The library. - The library? 148 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,316 Who goes to the library? 149 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,585 - I like guys who can pay for books. 150 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,253 Yeah. Come on, bro. 151 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,654 - You should just sign up too, granny. 152 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:30,789 We'll help you make the profile. 153 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:31,990 - Yeah. - I don't need to. 154 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,858 Before our next shift, I'll swing 155 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,128 By the grocery store, the gym, the corner bar, 156 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:40,399 And I bet that I will score several phone numbers. 157 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,201 - Sounds like too much travel. - Yeah, that's a lot of places. 158 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,003 - Hey, I got an idea. - All right. 159 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,583 Hey, can you give me a bit of room, please? 160 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,739 - Thanks. - Yeah, no. Um... 161 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,542 - Which way to the fire? 162 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,611 - Yes, that is amazing. 163 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,879 - Mickleberry! Get in here. 164 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,749 Mickleberry, I'm recruiting you 165 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,350 For top secret station business. 166 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,753 - You can count on me, cap. - Good, good. 167 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,088 'cause you and I are gonna gaslight the chief 168 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,103 Into thinking that your head is bigger than his. 169 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,692 - But it's not. - Thus the prank. 170 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,227 See, terry thinks his big head 171 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:10,895 Makes him better than everyone else, 172 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,032 So he needs a comeuppance. - But he's the chief. 173 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,701 - Terry is a lion who believes he's the alpha 174 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,971 Because he was born with the biggest head. 175 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,974 But what does every alpha lion fear the most? 176 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,176 - Climate change. - No. 177 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:27,780 He fears a younger, bigger-headed lion 178 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,248 Coming along and taking over the pride. 179 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,384 - But why me? - 'cause every young lion 180 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:35,854 Needs to learn from the wiser, great-looking lion 181 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:38,390 With the excellent mane... The ita-lion. 182 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:41,193 As the captain, I'm gonna teach you the fine art 183 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,196 Of firefighter prankery, and the chief is our mark. 184 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,331 Are you in? - If you say so. 185 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,133 - Okay, good. Why don't you go make me 186 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:51,136 A nice, piping hot "cappuccin" with extra foam? 187 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,938 - Right away. 188 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,104 - Hey, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 189 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,412 - Gotta be happy. - Pretty good. 190 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:02,681 - Hey, hey, hey. Guess what? 191 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:05,818 We hit 1,000 users today. - Hey-yo! 192 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:07,397 - And to celebrate, I brought each of you 193 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:09,621 A firefighters only inflatable love seat. 194 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,824 - Well, you can make that 1,001 195 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,692 Because my profile just went live today. 196 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:16,361 - What? Nice, luce. Nice going. 197 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,697 Living your best life. "gangnam style." 198 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,432 what about you, granny? 199 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:23,301 How did the old "meeting someone in person" go? 200 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:26,505 Okay, I struck out. - Well, that's okay. 201 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,351 - Grocery store's full of instacart shoppers, 202 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,308 The gym people are at home riding pedaltons, 203 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,845 And everyone at the bar is waiting on tinder dates. 204 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,847 - Well, don't want to say I told you so, but... 205 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,917 I just got my first match. - Hey, there you go. 206 00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:41,653 Hey, brad from lakewood fd. 207 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:45,323 Ooh, engineer theo. What's good? 208 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:47,325 - Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. I'm sorry. 209 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,594 Granny, are you seeing what's happening right now? 210 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:52,797 I mean, man, what are you doing? 211 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,668 You gotta get on board, baby. 212 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,135 Okay, I'm in. 213 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,403 - Yay! - Yes. 214 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,472 You are not gonna regret it, man. 215 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:01,806 Yes. 216 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,008 Let's go blow those babies up. - Yeah! 217 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,477 - Whoo-hoo! - Come on, man. 218 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,846 Those are free, by the way. Free. 219 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,519 - Great work, mickleberry. 220 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,921 Hey, how's the inventory? 221 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,589 - Terry, you want to hear something crazy? 222 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,192 I was measuring mickleberry for his new helmet, 223 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,861 And his hat size is 8 1/4. 224 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,796 - 8 1/4? - 8 1/4. 225 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,664 - I'm 8. - 8 1/4. 226 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,880 - There's no way that peanut head's bigger than mine. 227 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,736 - That's what I said. There's no way 228 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,115 That the probie's head is bigger 229 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,405 Than the chief's, yet it is. 230 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:35,273 - I could fit his head in my pocket! 231 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,955 - You know what? Let me see something here. 232 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,213 All right. 233 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:43,215 There you go. Okay. Okay. 234 00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:44,883 Size eight, right? - Eight, yeah. 235 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,578 - Mickleberry, get over here one second. 236 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,086 Brother. 237 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,154 What's up, cap? 238 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,356 8 1/4. 239 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,958 - Hey, mickleberry, do me a favor. 240 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,461 Try on the chief's helmet for a sec. 241 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,497 - Whoa. - There's no way. 242 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:03,035 Wait. Hold on a second here. I mean, come on, right? 243 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,703 - Your head is huge, brother. It's deceptive. 244 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,973 - My mom always told me I was cranially endowed. 245 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,043 - Okay, well, hat size has 246 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,844 Nothing to do with head size, you know? 247 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,312 It's like how every coffee cup size 248 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,647 Fits in the same cardboard sleeve. 249 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,427 You know what I mean? - Yeah, you're right. 250 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,762 You're totally right. That's a great metaphor. 251 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,118 - Yeah. - Still, though, 252 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,297 We should have a proper head measure. 253 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,654 You versus mickleberry. 254 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,656 Tell you what, I'll put the test together. 255 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:25,991 We'll run the gamut. 256 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,593 - Okay, mickleberry, 257 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,127 I'm gonna show you who's the boss. 258 00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:31,329 Head size-wise! 259 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,598 Good one. 260 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,799 Kick his ass, chiefy. 261 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,934 This makes me nervous. 262 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,070 - No, no, no, no. You're okay. You're with me now. 263 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,405 Game on. - Game on, eddie. 264 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,609 - No, no. It's captain, okay? Go finish that mopping. 265 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,977 - Yes, cap. 266 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,017 - What are you so giddy about? 267 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,019 - I met someone finally 268 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,754 On firefighters only. 269 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,089 - Seriously? Tell me. 270 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,290 - Her name's autumn. 271 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,691 She works in felton county, 272 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,092 And she's amazing. 273 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,295 - Amazing like... 274 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,097 - Well, we haven't met in person, 275 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,166 But our texts are very hot and she's into me. 276 00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,568 - Well, good luck, man. I will say, 277 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,638 Dating firefighters can be a little exhausting. 278 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,307 Over the last five dates, I've gone bungee jumping, 279 00:11:15,443 --> 00:11:17,976 Jet skied, skydived, and climbed mount rainier. 280 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,177 - Wait, that's four. 281 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:20,556 - I climbed mount rainier twice. 282 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,448 - Yeah. - What's in the bags? 283 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,117 - Overpriced leftovers. I think I've singlehandedly 284 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,185 Wiped out the tacoma branzino population. 285 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,987 Wow. 286 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,257 - Yeah. Yeah, you bet. I'm gonna tell jp for sure. 287 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,259 Hey, did they like the inflatable chairs? 288 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,594 Yeah. No, don't tell anyone. 289 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,998 Okay, all right, man. All right. Boop. 290 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,134 - Whoa, check out mr. Entrepreneur. 291 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,870 - Our user growth is spiking. 292 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,404 Trust me, this time next month, 293 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,474 I'm gonna own half the silicon in the valley. 294 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,608 - I like that coat. 295 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,023 You look like captain americana. 296 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,944 - Yeah, thanks. I know. 297 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,681 Whoo, baby! Not too shabby, right? 298 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,282 Custom-made by bobby hammer 299 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,594 Down at hammerhead's coats and totes and boots. 300 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,218 It's pretty awesome. 301 00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:02,620 Little pricey, but worth it, as you can see. 302 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,824 It's like her ears are burning. 303 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,026 She just asked me about branzino. 304 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,961 - Granny met a girl on your app, 305 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,629 And he's in love. 306 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,098 - Great, man! Yeah! 307 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,033 - Her name's autumn. 308 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,369 Autumn? 309 00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:19,037 Really, are you sure it's autumn? 310 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,216 - Hold on, I need to buy more credits 311 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,840 So I can continue this dm thread. 312 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,108 - No, no, no, granny, 313 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,420 Don't use your own money to buy credits. 314 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,111 Paid! 315 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,113 Best 10 bucks I've ever spent. 316 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,516 Ike, thank you, man. 317 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,451 Thank you for pushing me to get on this app. 318 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,986 Best thing that's ever happened to me. 319 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,188 - I didn't push you too much. 320 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,803 I mean, everybody has free will, so... 321 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,668 - Let's measure some 322 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:55,673 Crania! 323 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,343 - Mickleberry, you're about to taste my dominance. 324 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,946 My childhood nickname was charlie brown. 325 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,481 - Is he a baseball player? - Are you being a wise-ass? 326 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,950 - No. - All right, come on. 327 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,484 Let's do this. Here we go. 328 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,620 First up, terry mcconky 329 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,156 Measuring in at... 330 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,960 24 inches on the nose. 331 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,029 - Yeah! Bigger than I expected. 332 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,032 Take that, mickleberry. 333 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,835 - And the challenger, 334 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:28,373 Andres mickleberry, 335 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,044 Measuring in at... 336 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,313 25 inches on the nose. 337 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,982 - What? That's impossible. 338 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,651 - Let's weigh in! 339 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,653 - Mickleberry, I'm gonna ruin you. 340 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,122 My friends call my forehead an eight-head. 341 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,857 - I don't get it. - You will. 342 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,994 - Okay, and... 343 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,728 19.2 pounds. 344 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,532 That's a big head. 345 00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:55,934 - And here we go. 346 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,541 Mickleberry, 22.1 pounds. 347 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,544 - Are you kidding me? Next test. 348 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,146 - The displaced water in each tank 349 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,949 Will determine who has the most total head volume. 350 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,918 You ready, chief? - Yeah. 351 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,888 Easter island's got nothing on me, bitch. 352 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,657 - Yeah, chiefy. 353 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,965 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 354 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,166 That felt heavy. 355 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:31,569 - 2 1/4 inches. Very impressive. 356 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,571 - Let's see what you got, mickleberry. 357 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,173 Go get him, probie. 358 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,942 - This isn't even gonna be close. 359 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,005 There's no way he beats me. - No way he beats you. 360 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,379 - No way! - No way. 361 00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:42,959 - This is science. You know how much water 362 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,760 I put out of that thing? - Yeah, this is impossible. 363 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,318 - Right, water displacement is science. 364 00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:48,586 - Yeah, your head is twice as big as his. 365 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,948 That's a lot of water. 366 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,189 - It is a lot. 367 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,258 - He's down there for a long time. 368 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,904 It's not gonna matter, though. 369 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,394 - No, no, you got this. - It's not gonna matter. 370 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,929 - No, you got this. 371 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,598 Nice try, probie. What's the matter? 372 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,136 Too scared to talk? 373 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,739 Okay. 4 inches. 374 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,741 For the winner of the head volume test, 375 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:13,078 The noggin' from copenhagen, mickleberry. 376 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,881 - There's no way! - On to the density test? 377 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,883 - No. 378 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,351 Forget it. 379 00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:21,219 Congratulations, kid. 380 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,958 - Do we tell him now? - What? No. 381 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,560 A good prank needs time to marinate. 382 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:30,295 - He's upset, and I've got 383 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,030 A balloon in my stomach like a drug mule. 384 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,298 - Yeah, both things will pass. 385 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,833 - When do we tell him? - When it's over. 386 00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,368 - When is it over? - When I say so. 387 00:15:36,504 --> 00:15:38,170 Mop up this floor. 388 00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:42,640 - Hey, luce. - Let me get your number. 389 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,710 I gotta put it in... My new phone. 390 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,379 - Ooh, look at you spending more money. 391 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,114 Hey, I think your app is my sweet spot. 392 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,383 I can't even keep up. - Yeah, no doubt. 393 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:54,319 You're, like, 10% of our female users, so that makes sense. 394 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,054 - What was that? - You're a commodity. 395 00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,723 Firefighters are, like, 97% men, 396 00:15:57,858 --> 00:15:59,925 So you're a unicorn. 397 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,594 - So you're saying I'm valuable to your app. 398 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,329 Duh. Obviously. 399 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,997 It's interesting 400 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,711 'cause I was actually thinking about getting out. 401 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,402 - No! Are you serious? Why? No. Don't leave. 402 00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:12,538 - Maybe you can make it worth my while, mr. Bling. 403 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,005 - Okay. Like, how? 404 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,608 I don't know, I mean, that new phone 405 00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,570 Might be a nice place to start sharing the wealth. 406 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,612 - Come on. - Are you serious? 407 00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:23,215 - I am a valuable commodity. 408 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:25,817 - The password's 6969. 409 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,687 - Whoa, granny, where you going? 410 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,357 - Albuquerque. Autumn cancelled our date 411 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,772 So she can go to some conference, 412 00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:36,294 So I'm gonna surprise her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 413 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,163 That's happening very fast, my friend. 414 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,342 You think that's a good idea? 415 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,033 - I have to meet her in person. 416 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,101 She's too good to be true. 417 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,570 - Um... 418 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,838 Granny, can I talk to you for a second? 419 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,708 Um, you know how you said autumn is too good to be true? 420 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,579 - Yeah? - That's because she is. 421 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,781 Autumn is an algorithm. 422 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:58,917 - What? - Granny, I am so sorry, man. 423 00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:01,186 Just given our male to female firefighter ratio, 424 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,921 Which is 97 to 3, 425 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,856 Autumn was created to keep guys interested, 426 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,259 But only until they found a good match, you see? 427 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,061 - 3% women? 428 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,596 What kind of dating app is that? 429 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,598 - That is a terrible business model, ike. 430 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,667 - I upgraded myself to the smoke show package! 431 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,136 I'm out 200 bucks! - I was upgrading you for free! 432 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,071 You weren't supposed to keep upgrading! 433 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,206 - That's it. 434 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,208 I'm swiping left on this friendship. 435 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,943 - Granny, come on. 436 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,314 - Hey, thanks for the phone. 437 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,255 - Cap, you should come see this. 438 00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:39,858 - Whoa. 439 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,260 Terry, the last time you were in this chair, it collapsed. 440 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,928 - Shh. I'm concentrating. 441 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,931 - Inversion table? Brain puzzles? 442 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,493 Terry, are you trying to grow your head? 443 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,402 No! 444 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,270 Fat grafting. 445 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,540 An experimental procedure that can add two head sizes? 446 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,409 Really, terry? - It's an early trial. 447 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,677 They actually pay you. 448 00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,412 - Come on. This is ridiculous. 449 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,681 - You know what's ridiculous is a chief 450 00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,483 With a smaller head than his probie. 451 00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,298 - Come on, let's get you out of this chair. 452 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,886 - Wait, wait, wait, go slow. Go slow. 453 00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:09,022 Don't spin it. 454 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,223 Whoa! Whoa! 455 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,358 Geez. 456 00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:15,494 - Come on. - Here, terry. 457 00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,295 Come on. Come here. - All right. Okay. 458 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,231 - Boy. - I got you. I got you. 459 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,965 I don't think any of this 460 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,634 Is gonna make your head any bigger. 461 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,946 God, you're a mess. - Damn, what happened 462 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,290 To the chair? - Chief destroyed it 463 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,416 With the weight of his body. 464 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,772 - Easy, mr. Big head. 465 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,774 - Well, 466 00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:30,442 I got the salt and spoon you asked for. 467 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,577 - Great. Thanks. - What do you need that for? 468 00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,913 - I read that sodium induces bloating. 469 00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:36,448 Bottoms up. 470 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,718 - No, chief, don't! That's not good for you. 471 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:43,121 - Is a life without a big head a life worth living? 472 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,123 Box alarm, engine 24, 473 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,725 Rescue 42, structure fire. 474 00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:48,060 Ta-cona ice cream. 475 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,663 I don't think I should be alone right now. 476 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,366 I guess I'll go on the call too. 477 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,938 I did not think he was gonna try to grow his head. 478 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,273 This is fantastic. 479 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,688 - He was about to eat pure salt. 480 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,409 Pure salt! - It's awesome. 481 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,080 - It's over. - Not yet. 482 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,882 It is not over yet. 483 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,217 Now, quit dicking around. There's a structure fire. Go! 484 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,351 Go, go, go! Go! 485 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,227 All right, well, 486 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,295 Engine 12's on it. 487 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,629 Fire's out. 488 00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,098 The owner gave me the scoop. 489 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,766 The scoop. 490 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,367 - Yeah, all right. - Scoop. 491 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,769 - No need to soft serve it, chief. 492 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:33,772 We should just split. 493 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,174 - I'm gonna go sit in my truck. 494 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,176 Man. Wow. 495 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,644 Chief never misses puns. 496 00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,113 - He's crushed. - Yeah. 497 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,949 - It's over now, right? - No. Not yet. 498 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,185 Shit. I dated that guy. 499 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,987 - Forearm phil, station 17? 500 00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:51,723 - And the guy behind him. - Lucy. 501 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,378 - And a couple of guys from station 11. 502 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,659 - Damn, girl. - I know. 503 00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:56,929 - Well, well, well, if it isn't lucy 504 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,197 I'm-too-good-for-anyone- but-myself. 505 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,799 I purposefully left 506 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,267 My new crampons in your car, 507 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,602 And you didn't call me back. 508 00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:05,203 They were from rei. 509 00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:07,739 - I don't know if I can even be on the same call as you. 510 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,341 - Me either. - Ooh. 511 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,676 I guess this is the whole "shitting where you eat" part. 512 00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,546 - Well, thanks for the branzino, guys. 513 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:18,350 - Hey, look, it's the stripper dude who owns the app. 514 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,419 Me? No, no, no. 515 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,154 No, I don't own the app. No, no, no. 516 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,556 I'm the face of it 'cause I have high cheekbones and... 517 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,958 - Your app sucks, bro. 518 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,960 I upgraded to the smolder women package, 519 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,495 And it only gave me one cougar paramedic. 520 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,965 - Yeah, I spent 300 bucks talking to some autumn chick, 521 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,033 And we never met. - That's weird. 522 00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:36,969 - I want my money back. - Yeah, me too. 523 00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:38,236 My wife's gonna kill me. 524 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,638 Whoa, guys! 525 00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:41,054 I'm on the pump. What am I doing? 526 00:20:41,108 --> 00:20:43,041 Screw you, asshole! 527 00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:44,737 - I'm gonna tell them back at corporate. 528 00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:48,580 They are assholes, and I'm sick of it too! 529 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:52,184 - Hey, you got a bandage? I nicked my hand. 530 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,853 - Yeah. Yeah, no problem. Let me see. 531 00:20:54,989 --> 00:20:57,656 Man. So much for your manicure. 532 00:20:57,658 --> 00:20:59,524 - I'll get over it. I'm more worried about 533 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,593 My guitar career. - You play? 534 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,528 - A little. - Me too. 535 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,530 We should play together sometime. 536 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,799 - Yeah. 537 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,333 All the guys in my station have been using 538 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,803 - That firefighter dating app. - God. 539 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,983 - I miss the days when you used to hang out with someone 540 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:16,408 In person, like, at the gym or the grocery store or... 541 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,543 The library. 542 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,746 - We should definitely get together and jam sometime. 543 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,615 - Hey, granny, I can ride back with you. 544 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,017 Just give me sec? - Sure thing. 545 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,419 - Okay, cool. - You work with her? 546 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,953 Yeah. That's just lucy. 547 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,756 - She's hot. Introduce me, would ya? 548 00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:34,827 - Sure thing. - Thanks. 549 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,361 - Damn! 550 00:21:36,497 --> 00:21:38,563 Fuck you, ike! 551 00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:40,565 I can't find my helmet. 552 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,901 - Here, wear mine. Yeah, it's fine. 553 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:44,636 I'm on the pump. Don't worry about it. 554 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,772 - What the hell? 555 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,374 - It's okay, chief. Probie forgot his helmet. 556 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,309 I told him he could use mine. It's not a big deal. 557 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,245 It is a big deal. 558 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:00,719 Mm. 559 00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:03,455 - You. You gaslighted me. 560 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,790 - Is it gaslighted or gaslit? 561 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,126 - You son of a bitch. - Hey, be happy. 562 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:09,968 You still have the biggest head in the station. 563 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:10,996 - And you. 564 00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:12,597 You think you can prank the chief 565 00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,533 And get away with it? 566 00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:17,669 Mickleberry, I'm gonna make your life a living hell. 567 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,672 You're gonna shine everything. You're gonna scrub everything. 568 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,647 You're gonna be my bitch, and when you're done, 569 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,809 You're gonna start all over again! 570 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:28,280 I'll see you back at the station! 571 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,083 He's pissed. 572 00:22:31,218 --> 00:22:33,952 Okay, mickleberry. Now it's over. 573 00:22:33,954 --> 00:22:35,353 - Why is it over now? 574 00:22:35,489 --> 00:22:37,756 - Well, because now I got terry, 575 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:40,358 And I got you. 576 00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:43,161 Hopefully, you've learned that a probie should never 577 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:44,296 Prank a superior. 578 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,364 Congratulations. - What... 579 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,634 - And say hi to your mom for me. 580 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:52,905 - You bastard. 581 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,574 What did you mean when you said "say hi to your mom"? 582 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,375 - What? - What did you mean, 583 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,643 "say hi to your mom"? 584 00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:01,046 - Nothing. - Did cap fuck my mom? 585 00:23:03,584 --> 00:23:05,650 - Well, the app is officially dead, 586 00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:07,586 And I'm officially broke again. 587 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,521 In fact, after refunding everybody, 588 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,124 I'm down a couple of grand. - Plus a jacket. 589 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:15,127 - Man. - And a phone. 590 00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:17,262 I'm not sad to see it go. 591 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,864 To be honest, I was kind of getting firefighter fatigue. 592 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,400 All those guys just started blending 593 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:22,667 Into one infinite moustache. 594 00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:23,936 I'm done with it. 595 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,670 - Sounds like they're done with you. 596 00:23:25,806 --> 00:23:27,205 I don't think there's a firefighter in town 597 00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:29,073 That'll work with you again. - That's okay, 598 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,943 Because all I need is you guys. 599 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,677 - Morning. 600 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,879 - Hey, what's up, "risky business"? 601 00:23:35,015 --> 00:23:36,949 - Mickleberry, put my dry cleaning in my office. 602 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,262 I don't want to see a wrinkle. Put my mail where it belongs 603 00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,131 And my bag where it belongs, and get your gloves on 604 00:23:41,155 --> 00:23:42,554 'cause you're scrubbing my toilets. 605 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,422 - Never prank the chief, am I right? 606 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,736 - You better watch yourself. I'm gonna get you back someday. 607 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,360 - You keep saying that, but you never do. 608 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,562 - I like the new shades, chief. - Thank you very much. 609 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,831 I got them special order from plump head eyewear. 610 00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:55,367 Extra wides for the biggest head in the station. 611 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,835 - Let me see. - Sure. 612 00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:58,237 For my girl. 613 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,776 These are tight. 614 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,444 - Head measuring contest. 615 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,684 - Come on. 616 00:24:11,734 --> 00:24:16,284 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44977

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