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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,798 - Thank you. Good night. - Night. 2 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,968 At last. 3 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,989 Um... 4 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,128 Yes, I am sure. 5 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:50,299 - You sure about what? - Nothing. 6 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,051 Thanks for coming at such short notice. 7 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,886 - I know you don't usually work nights. - That's all right. 8 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,722 Um, Alonso has saved some chocolate g�teau for Poppy. 9 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,808 Yes, lovely. 10 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:02,478 Alonso. Thank you. That's amazing. She's gonna love that. 11 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:06,440 Well, then marry me. I cook, you eat. We're perfect for each other. 12 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,609 That is, um... That's an interesting offer. 13 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,570 I'll just, um, discuss that with your wife, will I? 14 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,822 Just take him. He's yours. 15 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,949 Word of warning, he's got a very hairy back. 16 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,993 - Really? - You not staying for drinks? 17 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,370 I can't. I've gotta go and drop something off, but thanks. 18 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,454 See you later, all right? 19 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,385 - All right. Night, Lisa. - Night. Thanks. 20 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,294 Yeah. 21 00:01:25,621 --> 00:01:27,712 All right. 22 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:30,882 I hate it when I miss her bedtime. Was she okay? 23 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,176 Yeah. She passed out pretty much straightaway. 24 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,552 She was a bit upset though? 25 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,971 Nah, she was fine. 26 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:39,308 Could you at least lie and pretend that she did? 27 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,767 Right. Sorry. 28 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,520 Yeah, no, now... now that you mention it, no, she was a little bit... 29 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,022 Too late. Okay, look, 30 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,858 I'll be home soon. I've gotta drop something at Aunt Em's before tomorrow. 31 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,735 - What, now? - Yeah. 32 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,070 Sorry, I don't really have a choice. 33 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,698 Um, but just, seriously, go to sleep. 34 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,533 - Yeah. Okay then. - Thanks. 35 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:00,411 Um, it's just that I've just finished my new video, yeah. 36 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,247 I was hoping to show it to you before I uploaded it to the channel. 37 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,459 really? 38 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,668 Yeah. You know, I could always send it over. 39 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,529 You know, you could watch it on the bus. 40 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,965 yeah. Yeah, that would be great. 41 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,510 Um, I better go, but look, I'll be home before you know it. 42 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,594 - Okay. - Okay. 43 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:17,679 - Night. - Night. 44 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,350 Wait, wait, wait! Hang on! 45 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,520 For fu... 46 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,083 Hard floors? 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So, out with it. 73 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,866 How did you get all that from just "hello"? 74 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,036 'Cause I'm fluent in Danny. 75 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,747 Are you on a bus? 76 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,876 Yeah. 77 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:12,927 At half 11:00? 78 00:04:12,928 --> 00:04:15,713 - It's kind of a long story. - Well, I'm not going anywhere. 79 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,508 Well, basically, my Aunt Em died recently. 80 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,928 - God. I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 81 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,721 - Were you close? - Yeah, we were actually. 82 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:24,931 - Give me my shoe. - No. 83 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,724 I wasn't always the most popular girl at school. 84 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,643 - Missed again. - Can I have it? 85 00:04:27,644 --> 00:04:29,227 - Just catch the thing. - Stop! 86 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,645 - If you want it, take it. - Yes. 87 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,313 No need to cry about it. 88 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,362 Lisa, whatever's the matter? 89 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,905 But she was always there for me. 90 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:47,621 Glacier movements happen by the process of abrasion, plucking and... 91 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,665 Anyone else? 92 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:52,884 Can I help you? 93 00:04:52,885 --> 00:04:54,544 I wouldn't have thought so. 94 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,338 Which one of you is Melanie Bent? 95 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,224 Right. 96 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,469 I mean, her methods could be a little bit unorthodox. 97 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,887 Get off. What're you doing? 98 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,014 - You're lucky I'm a pacifist. - Get off! 99 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,725 But she was a hero to me. 100 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:10,893 And so generous. 101 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,646 Like, for my graduation, she lent me her favorite dress. 102 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,814 This green satin one. 103 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,191 I loved that dress. 104 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:20,069 But then I maybe sort of forgot to give it back. 105 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,446 - You stole it? - Little bit, yeah. 106 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,242 No way. I'm not having that. No way. 107 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,329 It wasn't my fault. I was really forgetful when I was younger. 108 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,540 Right. So w-what's that got to do with you being on a bus? 109 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,001 Okay, well, apparently Aunt Em left strict instructions 110 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,335 as to what she wanted to be buried in. 111 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,087 - A coffin? - Obviously a coffin. 112 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,464 I mean, she wanted to be buried wearing the dress. 113 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,884 - And the funeral's this week. - So what are you gonna do? 114 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,927 - The right thing. - Yeah? You're gonna come clean? 115 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,012 - No. - No. 116 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,722 No, I've got the dress with me now. 117 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,307 I'm taking it to Aunt Em's house. 118 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,559 I'm gonna hide it, but hide it really, really badly. 119 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,561 And then tomorrow, they'll find it, 120 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,972 and then everyone will live happily ever after. 121 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,523 Except Aunt Em, obviously. 122 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,067 Yeah. What were you gonna tell me earlier? 123 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,402 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 124 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,821 Um, you remember that dating app that you signed me up for? 125 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,406 Yeah. Yeah. 126 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:06,575 Well, I got a match. 127 00:06:06,576 --> 00:06:08,285 Really? 128 00:06:08,286 --> 00:06:10,516 Yes, really. Can you not sound so surprised? 129 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,830 - Well, what's her name? - Amy. 130 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,208 Okay. Well, that's great news. 131 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,376 - Yeah, it's good. - But... what happens next? 132 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,487 You just send her a message and say, "Hey." 133 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,673 No, I can't do that. 134 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,842 I can't get away with just a "hey". I'm not a "hey" kind of person. 135 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,220 My God, you're overthinking this. Trust me. 136 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:28,554 - Do you think? - Yeah. 137 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,390 - Really? - Yeah. 138 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,311 - Go on. - Okay. 139 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,319 - Sent. - Okay. 140 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,446 Well done. 141 00:06:51,403 --> 00:06:55,581 She hasn't responded. Why hasn't she responded? 142 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,666 That's you with the "hey". 143 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,557 - "Do a little 'hey'." - It's been a minute. Give it a moment! 144 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,509 - It's her. - Well? 145 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,679 Okay. She wrote "hey" back. 146 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,347 - That's it. And then "How was your day?" - There you go. 147 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,974 That's a good start, isn't it? 148 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,727 Okay. Now tell her what you got up to today. 149 00:07:15,728 --> 00:07:20,398 - I don't think I wanna do that. - Why? What did you get up to today? 150 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,108 I don't wanna tell you either. You'll think I'm weird. 151 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,193 - Danny, I already think you're weird. - That's fair. 152 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,987 So? 153 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:28,739 Well... 154 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:36,205 I tried to make a bust of Michael Fassbender's head 155 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,250 - out of some Blu Tack. - Excuse me, what? 156 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,295 This is him in X-Men. 157 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,297 Wh... Why did you do that? 158 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,842 I was in an arty mood. And, I just have way too much Blu Tack. 159 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:50,678 Yeah, you're right. Definitely don't tell her about that. 160 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,931 Then what do I do? 161 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,808 Well, just be yourself. 162 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,809 Okay. Yeah, good point. 163 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,604 Be almost yourself and just, like, trim away the weird, little edges. 164 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:02,440 Okay. Yeah. Yeah... I could do that. 165 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:06,027 - Are you talking about me? - White suit, trousers... Yes. 166 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,612 Danny, can I call you back? 167 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,906 - No, you can't. Please. No. - What do I say to her? 168 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:10,990 Yeah. I'll check in, I ju... 169 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,035 You're meant to be my girl. 170 00:08:13,036 --> 00:08:18,456 - Did you ju... Did you just shush someone? - Yeah, I did just shush someone. 171 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,833 I don't think I've ever shushed anyone in my life. My legs are shaking. 172 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,211 I've never shushed anyone either. I wish I was someone that could shush. 173 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:25,005 I'm a bit jealous. 174 00:08:25,006 --> 00:08:28,007 - Danny, I've really gotta go. - No. Don't go. 175 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,550 - No. Wait. Don't... - I'll call you back. Good luck. 176 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,010 No. Lisa, no, plea... I... 177 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,853 So, in terms of color, it comes in red... 178 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:46,610 black, silver, green, lime green. 179 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,905 Doesn't come in purple, which I thought was a shame. 180 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,008 Do it. 181 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,763 "Not bad. Thanks." 182 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,686 "How about you?" 183 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:59,515 The recommended retail price is higher than we all expected with this. 184 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:02,894 But with the addition of the tape blade down here 185 00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:06,731 and an additional blade that can replace this blade once 186 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,892 it's been overused, you know what it... 187 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,464 - Sorry. Have you seen a bag? - There wasn't one here when I got on. 188 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,233 Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 189 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,289 Hi. 190 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,699 - Hey. How's it going? - Yeah. Good, good. 191 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,034 Um, is that my dress? 192 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,203 Which dress? 193 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,297 The dress you're wearing. 194 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,040 - This dress? - Yeah. 195 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,352 Right. No, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it's my dress. 196 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:12,588 Right. Okay, I'll put it another way. Um, that is my dress. 197 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,800 Right. But I'm pretty sure it's my dress. That's weird, isn't it? 198 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,719 Right. But I think we both know that it's not, don't we? 199 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,220 Then how comes I'm wearing it? 200 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:24,141 Okay. Um, you've had your fun. 201 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,478 Now it's time to give the dress back... 202 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:32,149 Right. Okay. Yeah. Okay, I see what this is about. Um, I'm really sorry that... 203 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,448 You can't just... 204 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,369 Okay. 205 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:49,500 - You won't believe it... - She wants to meet up. 206 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,878 - What? - Amy. She wants to meet up in real life. 207 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,255 Yeah. 208 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,257 Well, I don't know. 209 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,259 Maybe this is the thing that you need to get back out there. 210 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,469 But I don't wanna be back out there. That's why I'm in here. 211 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,096 Maybe you could invite her round to yours. 212 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,567 - What? Like, won't she be in my flat? - Well, yeah. 213 00:12:04,568 --> 00:12:07,894 No, I don't think so. What if... You know, what if it goes well? 214 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,228 - What if she wants to get intimate? - I mean, 215 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,855 do you need me to cover this with you as well? 216 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,481 - No, of course not. It's just... - Good. 217 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,817 If I remember correctly, when, you know... 218 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,152 - Yeah. - You know. 219 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,238 - What? - You have to get naked. 220 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,407 Yeah. No, no, I actually... I put on more clothes. 221 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,950 It's just... Listen. 222 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,203 Don't... Don't... Don't spread this to anyone. 223 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,374 - When I was showering this morning... - Yeah? 224 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:28,915 Washing a personal place, 225 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,166 Oka... Okay. 226 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,628 - I found a mound. - A mound? 227 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,338 - I think it might be cancerous. - Danny... 228 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,840 - Actually, I know it's cancerous. - No, it's not cancerous. What? 229 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,925 - Would you take a look? - What? 230 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,677 Not like that. I just have... I've taken a photo on my phone. 231 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,596 - If you could take a look at it... - No, I will not. 232 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,805 Go and see a doctor. 233 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,849 Yeah. No, well, I have. Sort of. 234 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,727 Basically, I used to send a lot of photos to my doctor. You know, save me going in. 235 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,437 - Right. - Over the years, 236 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,607 I may have sent quite a lot, and she ended up sort of blocking me. 237 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,400 Luckily, my neighbor Adam offered to help out. 238 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,903 Please, do come in. 239 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,781 Take a seat, please, Adam. 240 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,832 Cheers. 241 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,410 Okay. What appears to be the problem? 242 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,622 Hold that thought. 243 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:11,040 Hi, Doctor. L-Listen to this. 244 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,042 For some reason, I can no longer taste pineapple. 245 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,211 At first I thought it was a bad pineapple, but very recently, 246 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,171 I've had another, and still I can't taste anything. 247 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,298 Okay. 248 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,780 Let's just try this one last time, shall we? 249 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,874 Please do let me know if there's any part of this that you struggle to understand. 250 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,850 - Yep. - Go away. 251 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,527 Go away. 252 00:13:32,742 --> 00:13:38,067 - She threw you out? - Well, technically she threw Adam out. 253 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,070 You know? Look, if I just send you this photo, please just take a look. 254 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,864 And then tell me if it's something or nothing. 255 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,157 - Yes. Okay. I'll take a look at it. - Yeah? Serious? 256 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,077 - Yeah. - Thank you, thank you. 257 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,621 - There. It's sent. Are you okay? - No, I'm not okay. 258 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,957 - Someone's stolen my dress. - I thought you stole your dress. 259 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,419 No, I mean here. Right now. They're wearing it in front of me. 260 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,504 Let's have a look. 261 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,507 Yeah. He can really pull it off. 262 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,385 Danny! Look, I need your help. 263 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,596 - Okay, have you confronted him? - Of course I confronted him. 264 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,514 - And what happened? - He shushed me. 265 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:13,519 The shushee becomes the shusher. A classic move. 266 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,104 My God. You're not helping me at all. 267 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,064 Okay, I've got it. You could start crying. 268 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,733 No. I don't want to cause a scene. 269 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,943 Lisa, he's the one causing a scene. 270 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,362 You need to expose him. Drag his crimes out into the light, 271 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,239 and then make a podcast about the whole ordeal. 272 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,449 - What? - What I mean is, 273 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,242 you need to get the whole bus on your side. 274 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,785 People love getting outraged at this stuff. 275 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,538 Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm gonna bloody do it. 276 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,998 You are gonna do it. I can see it on your face. 277 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,458 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna cause a scene. 278 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,584 - You're gonna do it. - I'm bloody going. 279 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,377 You're gonna... Sh... She's gone. 280 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,129 Hello. Hi, everyone. 281 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:45,010 Sorry, I just wanted you all to know that we have a thief on this bus. 282 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,803 This person has stolen my dress. 283 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,598 See that? That's the kind of dress I wanted for my birthday. 284 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,434 Well, then why tell me perfume? I'm not a mind reader. 285 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:57,522 Look, um, sorry, I... I know it's late and everyone just really wants to get home, 286 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,315 but I'd very much appreciate your help. 287 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,056 Somebody must have seen something. 288 00:15:01,057 --> 00:15:04,862 - Anybody? - Sorry, I don't mean to interfere... 289 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,156 No, no, no, please do. Please interfere. 290 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,825 But if that's not his dress, then where are his other clothes? 291 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,056 Well, I mean, obviously it's gonna be under... 292 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,873 Hey! 293 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,918 Come on now. Obviously... 294 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,629 - What do you think you're doing? - Actually, do you know what? 295 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,257 You are interfering. If you wouldn't mind staying out of it, that would be great. 296 00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,842 Thank you. 297 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,719 - Um... - Don't worry, love. I'll believe ya! 298 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,388 Thank you. 299 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,431 Bloke wearing a dress. Disgusting, if you ask me. 300 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,684 No. No, no. 301 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,143 Okay, no one listen to him. 302 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,271 He's... I'm not... We're not... Um... 303 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,065 We are not on the same team. 304 00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:45,278 Of course, I believe that anyone should be allowed to wear 305 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,737 - whatever they wanna wear. - Great. Thanks. 306 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,907 Yeah, just, in this situation, that actually is my dress. 307 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:54,203 Our plumber wears lipstick. I still give him fruitcake. 308 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,250 No, that's not... 309 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,586 No. 310 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:05,006 Hey, how'd it go? 311 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,467 Yeah, not great. I, pretty much turned most of the bus against me. 312 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,052 But you were meant to turn them against him. 313 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,762 - I know that. Thanks, Danny. - It's okay. 314 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,323 Okay? We'll think of something. 315 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:20,146 While we're thinking, I don't suppose you could tell me that I don't have cancer? 316 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,898 I already told you I don't think you have cancer. 317 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,108 Yeah, but what... What did it look like to you? 318 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,399 Well, I don't know. It hasn't come through yet. 319 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,616 What do you mean? I sent it to you ages ago. You should... 320 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,075 - What? - No, no, no, no, no. 321 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,995 - Danny, what? What? - No. God, no. 322 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,039 Amy. I sent the picture to Amy. 323 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,415 Well, do... Don't laugh. 324 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,792 - What are you laughing for? - Okay, well, that's fine. 325 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,669 No, it's not fine. In what world is this fine? 326 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,754 It's bold. 327 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,005 It's saying, 328 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,840 - "Do you know what? Screw small talk." - Yeah. 329 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,383 - "Let's just cut to the chase." - To the chase. 330 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,594 "Do you like my body? Also, do you think I have cancer? 331 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,346 And if the answer is 'yeah' and then 'no, ' 332 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,681 - let's just bloody get together." - Together. 333 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,767 Look, the upside is, 334 00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,478 if she gets back to you, you know you've found a keeper. 335 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:03,189 No, Lisa, if she gets back to me, she should be certified insane. 336 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,107 Yeah. 337 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,698 Well, then that's another thing you have in common. 338 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,704 You idiot. 339 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,200 So, this is your forever, is it? 340 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,187 You in this flat. 341 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,372 Do it. 342 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:05,042 Okay. Yeah. That's not so... That's not so bad. 343 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,006 Jesus Christ! 344 00:18:14,816 --> 00:18:18,472 Hey. Y-You don't know how to ask a pigeon 345 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,943 - to leave your flat by any chance, do you? - What? 346 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,436 Never mind. 347 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,854 You okay? 348 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,355 Not really. 349 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,690 Did Amy get back to you? 350 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,358 Funnily enough, she didn't. 351 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,277 - This way. - No. Sorry. 352 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,528 Did you get your dress back? 353 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,821 No, I did not. 354 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,615 Look, there's gotta be something you can do. 355 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,366 There's not. I've got nothing. 356 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,746 I just wish Aunt Em was here. She'd know what to do in this situation. 357 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:45,082 Well, given what you've... Given what you've told me about her, 358 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,973 she would have just ripped the dress off his back, right? 359 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,422 Get off. 360 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,178 Never let the bastards win, Lisa. 361 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,613 Of course. 362 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,859 - My God, that's it. - What? 363 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,869 Okay, come with me. 364 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,706 Well, where are we going? 365 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,229 Um, could you move, please? This is my stop. 366 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,857 I just want to let you know that you are a horrible person, 367 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,441 and that you have dragged me down to this. 368 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:56,028 And I want everyone here and everyone who's going to watch this online 369 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:59,408 to know that what is about to happen next is because of this person. 370 00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:02,618 Yeah. Screw you, man. Sorry, I d... I didn't catch your name. 371 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,328 Um, Tyler. 372 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,830 Thanks. Screw you, Tyler. 373 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,624 Yeah. Screw you, Tyler. 374 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,696 Would you please point this at me? It's recording. 375 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,796 - What? - Danny will explain. 376 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:15,464 - What's happening? - I don't know. 377 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,935 I think we're just supposed to do what we're told. 378 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:21,479 Are we ready? 379 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,474 No! 380 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:34,867 Okay. 381 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,088 I'll keep going. 382 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:59,300 He's uncomfortable. 383 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,980 Whoa. Okay. 384 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,859 - What you doing? - This isn't worth the hassle, man. 385 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:20,863 Look, it's getting pretty cold out there, so if you're gonna be a nutter about it, 386 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,033 then you should probably take this. 387 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,410 Thank you very much. 388 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,995 I've got some extra clothes with me anyway. So... 389 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:31,332 Thought you might. 390 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,399 Piss off. 391 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,070 Come on. 392 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,621 Bye. 393 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,957 - Better luck next time. - Whatever. 394 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,793 My God. Did you see me? 395 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,588 That is the coolest thing I think I have ever done. 396 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,339 Yeah. It was amazing. 397 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:24,093 - Shit. This isn't my stop. - What? 398 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:27,980 What was that? 399 00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,582 Trust me. You don't wanna know. 400 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,023 Tell me again how this isn't breaking and entering. 401 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,399 Because I'm using a key. 402 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,527 Will you just relax? I'll be in and out in a minute. 403 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,739 Then I've gotta get back and find my shoes before someone puts them on eBay. 404 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,700 Look, I'll call you back when I'm done. 405 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:12,935 You've gotta be kidding me. 406 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:19,315 - I have some excellent news. - Hit me. 407 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,399 It's just an ingrown hair. 408 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,109 - What? - Amy, she got back to me. 409 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,694 No. Seriously? 410 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,488 Trust me, nobody's more surprised than I am. 411 00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:26,989 Okay, well, what did she say? 412 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,742 Well, just that it's a beautiful, nonlethal, ingrown hair. 413 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,244 I'm not dying, Lisa. 414 00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:33,747 Well, that is great, Danny. 415 00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:35,938 Hold on. What are you wearing? 416 00:23:35,939 --> 00:23:39,460 Well, it turns out that most of Aunt Em's stuff was in storage, 417 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:43,130 so now I'm dressed like a '70s sofa. 418 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,507 No, it's a good look. A strong look. 419 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,133 Yeah, whatever. All right, I better go. 420 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,885 - Same time next time? - Same time next time. 421 00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:48,971 See you later. 422 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,523 Hello, again. 423 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,276 Rest in peace, you crazy bird. 424 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:24,590 Godspeed, little guy. 425 00:24:42,707 --> 00:24:45,326 You've got to be kidding me. 426 00:24:45,327 --> 00:24:49,877 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32963

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