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The pleasure gardens of milliarcha v
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made it the Jewel of the inner
rim for over five centuries.
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It took nearly 48 hours
for everything to change.
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A great alien evil had enslaved
the once peaceful planet.
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For the high council,
there was only one option.
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Vanguard, the infamous
mercenary was dispatched
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to face the entity responsible,
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the kragon, the Duke of raggidi,
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the butcher of barsa,
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destroyer of worlds.
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Vanguard's orders were
simple. Eliminate.
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Time for school.
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I know.
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He crashed hard. Vanguard nearly
broke the slave girl's fall.
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She was straddling
him now. Face to face.
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Seems I didn't leave
this world early enough.
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The air is still
breathable. Just the same.
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Neither gained much ground.
They were almost evenly matched.
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We are almost evenly matched.
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Almost?
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I was weaned on the psychedelic
gasses of raggidi prime.
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I see their effect on
humans is not unusual.
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It would be a shame to waste
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so worthy an adversary.
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The raggidi also find the
gas to have a pleasing effect.
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Vanguard peered into
the evil lord's eyes,
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then back to the slave girl.
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Then those eyes.
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Then the girl.
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Then the eyes. And then the girl.
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Then the...
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It all happened so fast.
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A flash of bodies, limbs, flesh
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pressing together. Their
hunger knew no bounds.
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Suddenly all the atrocities,
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the murderous tyrant had ever committed
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were nothing more than an afterthought.
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Lust was the only thing
on vanguard's mind.
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Lust was all that mattered now.
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- A toast.
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It's my good fortune
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to have a good fortune.
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And I bring it all to you,
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most honorable heads of houses,
prentiss and hollycotton.
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And of course, your
highly eligible daughters,
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one of whom I soon intend to wed.
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- He knew it was
wrong. - -Cheers.
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But why did it feel so right?
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In the throes of passion,
vanguard was quickly reminded
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of the debacle at the high council.
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And with it, his previous conquest.
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- What's that?
- Nothing.
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If it's nothing, why do you care?
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It wouldn't even make sense.
Really? Are you saying I'm dumb?
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No, there's just-
there's no context.
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Neil, is that a diary?
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I don't know. Neil won't let me see it.
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- Let me see that.
- Hey!
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Senator zaxa approached vanguard,
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his eyes set on the soldier
of fortune's engorged...
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Pelvic region?
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Mother of fuck!
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We should burn it. We
don't burn books, Jessie.
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Fucking disgusting.
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Many taxonomic groups don't
actually have separate sexes,
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so hermaphroditism is a normal thing.
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Now what Edward is handing out
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represents the sequential hermaphrodite.
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In this case, the slipper snail.
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It begins its life as a male.
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But if the female population dwindles,
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then the largest male in the group
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will spontaneously switch genders.
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I will pull your face off.
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Oh, I'm shaking.
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All right. Stand.
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- You wrote this?
- Fuck no.
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Julia, out.
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Now.
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Okay, who's the budding
d. H. Lawrence here?
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Mr. shafer.
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Let's chat after class.
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Where's mom?
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She's at her book club thingy.
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What book are they reading? -What?
- At mom's book club, what book?
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Are you autistic? Who cares?
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Dad doesn't want to think
about her stupid book club.
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- She's exploring interests.
- Fuck that.
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Maybe she's with an attorney. Your
mother is not with an attorney.
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We're just figuring stuff out, okay?
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- Like how to get
divorced? - -Uh!
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What do you even know about divorce
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in the first place?
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You wanna start some shit?
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- Whoa, what is that?
- Neil got caught with porno
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and now he has to see a counselor.
Porno? Like porno porno?
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I didn't have porno, idiot. Really?
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Because, oh, it says right
here- lemme- lemme see that.
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Oh, Jesus. I knew it was a
bad idea to go there alone.
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But my tire was low, and
I couldn't make it back.
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The gas station was closed
and the lights were off,
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but the air compressor
still took my change.
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As I pumped new life
into the flaccid tire,
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I heard a voice behind me.
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He was older, probably in
his 40s, by the sound of him.
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But I didn't dare turn around to check.
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He pressed the pistol
hard against my lower back.
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Pushing, pushing it through my sweater
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until it bruised my flesh.
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He told me to get down on all fours,
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- like a dog.
- Thank you, Julia, that is enough.
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- I'm not finished.
- Oh, you're finished.
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- Have a seat.
- I have three pages left. This wasn't the assignment.
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Well, you assigned a confessional.
This didn't happen to you.
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- How do you know?
- Come on. What? It could have.
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- Not likely.
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Mr. snow, this is a
narrative writing class
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and I wrote a narrative. It is not
your place to condemn my subject.
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But it absolutely is my place to
condemn inappropriate material.
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How the hell can you call this inappropriate?
You're not even qualified to judge.
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You're a man. So are you.
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All right, okay, we're done here.
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I need to see the principal.
Are you going to get him?
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Sign in and sit down.
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Eww. Pohl? Is that "starchild?"
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Yeah. Pohl's only halfway
okay when he collaborates
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with other writers.
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Did you ever read "the space merchants?"
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Mm-hmm. It's pretty good.
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I think this one kinda sucks though.
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I have something for you.
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I didn't know you wrote.
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Oh, i-
this-
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- i didn't mean
for- -i liked it.
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Are you in trouble?
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Yeah, I have to see a counselor.
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Yeah, well, I'm here for enacting
my first amendment rights.
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I wrote an erotic fable. Well,
it was more of a parable.
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It's a bit more grounded
than yours, but-
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you get the idea.
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What?
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Do you write other
stories, like, um-
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like erotic literature?
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Mm-hmm. All the time.
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- It's all online.
- Really? Where?
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A riddle.
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Eat me, drink me.
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Well, good luck, young juvie.
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Wait, you're leaving?
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Where are they?
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I don't think you're supposed to smoke.
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My mom smoked when she
was pregnant with me.
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I don't think that's- it's not like
a myth. It's a circulation thing.
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No, it's fine.
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We get it, shit ass!
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All right, where to?
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The mall!
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His was the way of the warrior.
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Crass. Uneducated. But strong.
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His abilities would prove
useless in the enchanted forest.
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Where the ancient inhabitants dwelled
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and recesses of one's own mind.
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The hunter pushed forth unaware
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fain had been watching him
from the moment he entered.
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Neil!
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It's Neil, right?
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Are you watching me? No.
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Well, yeah.
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No, i- I was
just curious.
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- About?
- What we talked about the other day.
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We talked the other day?
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Sorry.
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Neil.
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God, come back. I'm fucking with you.
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- Um.
- It's cool. I write slash, too.
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Yeah, I know. I read
your stuff. All of it.
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Your fan fic is amazing.
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I see you got my code.
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I do like what you did with the
forest guard in "midnight come lately. "
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They're really under utilized in canon.
Yeah, they're conceptually awesome,
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but I feel like nobody gets it.
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It's like they're begging us to fix 'em.
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You're doing what they
wished they could do
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if they didn't have to
answer to the publisher.
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Yeah, exactly. Mainstream
success is for chumps.
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You know, like, the wood spirit,
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and pagan gods and ritual magic?
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It's really...
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Sexual? Yeah.
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It's so rich. Organized
religion just totally nut clipped
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everything that was great about
traditional fertility rituals.
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I mean, that's the only part about
fame that I even give a shit about.
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It's just a jumping off point.
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It's funny that they
think it's kid's stuff,
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but, like, there's all this subtext.
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I know.
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I bet we're the only two
kids in this entire joint
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that know about what we know about.
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It's kind of special.
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You wanna ditch?
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School?
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No, I mean, you wanna dig a ditch?
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- Let's go.
- Oh, i- I can't
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I have a test in social
studies next period.
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It's on the incas.
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Well, it's not like
a midterm or anything,
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so um yeah.
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I let martine take my car
to work, so we have to walk.
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But it's just the mall.
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Martine's crazy.
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I mean, she's pretty much best friend,
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she's just sort of a bitch.
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Is that- is that
the pregnant girl?
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"At frontier's rim?"
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I hate these things. They
never get the book right.
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Well, I guess I'm lucky
that fain hasn't made
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the leap to the big screen yet.
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Just it pisses me off that
whenever I see vanguard in my head
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- that guy...
- Well, he's not your character.
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I mean, that's why it's called fan fic.
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- Yeah, but.
- You seen it yet?
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Like five times.
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God damn it.
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She's not getting off work until like 6.
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Okay, I don't have
anything better to do.
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Will it be-
smell like...
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Will my parents be able to tell?
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You don't have to. It's cool.
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No, I mean, i want to, but...
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Thank you.
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Uh! Shut your door.
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- Put your seat down.
- Why?
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What, are you ashamed
to be seen with me?
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I don't know. I just- I
don't want to get into it.
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There's too much backstory.
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Mike holloway drove his truck
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through my mom's
marigolds when I was ten.
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Then he gave her the finger.
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I am so stoned.
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Heads up, knob-goblin! Uh!
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Hey, wake up! Let's go. Move.
Move to the back. Move it!
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- Go to the back.
- Okay.
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Ow! I'm pregnant, bitch!
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You know, your arm's
not pregnant, moron.
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Jesus, I thought that was Mike.
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You're really tearing
through them these days.
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Are you kidding me?
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Hi. I just don't get
what you guys are doing
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for an hour and a half in the parking
lot. Were you like blowing each other?
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We were talking about writing.
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Whoa! Wait, you write that shit, too?
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00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,925
I should have known.
Who do you have fucking?
254
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,561
Harry Potter?
255
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,965
Thomas the train engine?
256
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,700
I just gotta know whose fictional dick
257
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:39,604
is going in whose made-up
mouth. You can't even read.
258
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,473
Yeah, I can read. I read all the time.
259
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,242
I read actual books for adults.
260
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,711
- Not baby books.
- Okay, name one.
261
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:49,981
"Wuthering heights," ass blood.
262
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:54,452
- The bronte sisters wrote fan fic.
- What?
263
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,254
The bronte sisters. Emily bronte,
264
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,824
of "wuthering heights,"
wrote erotic fan fiction.
265
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,592
They're like pioneers.
266
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,296
Wow. It's really good
Mike isn't here to find out
267
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:11,035
that you're still such
a fucking geeeeeek!
268
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:18,309
Dude, you know weed stays in your system
269
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,844
for like two weeks.
270
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:23,347
On your clothes, on your jacket.
271
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,383
Leave him alone.
272
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:29,920
Hey, tomorrow, 2:00. Let's
meet in the courtyard.
273
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,689
We can drive around.
274
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,594
Bye.
275
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:04,755
Belzac and deron zaxa had
been fighting for hours.
276
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,991
Sweat tinged the air of the war chamber.
277
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,460
That was the first thing
vanguard noticed as he entered.
278
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,996
The bulge in his leather
pants jumped to attention-
279
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,365
erect member out of-
suddenly, belzac reentered-
280
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,467
his mouth, usually
only engaged in ordering
281
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,970
soldiers to their deaths,
now found its true purpose.
282
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:56,640
We will not stand for this.
283
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,676
If the trade union continues
to block us at every turn...
284
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:01,379
Block you? Block you.
285
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,880
Your armada
destroyed the last-
286
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,616
- twelve.
- Twelve shipments of illinium
287
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,952
- sent to parak menom.
- Only 12?
288
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:10,654
Now 13.
289
00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:13,924
It's an embargo. A legal embargo.
290
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,026
Odd definition of the word legal.
291
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:20,631
- Actually- -oh, so that's
why you brought your...
292
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:21,999
Muscle?
293
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,869
You have nothing to
fear from us, deron zaxa.
294
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:28,839
You or your muscle.
295
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,509
I will not be mocked aboard my own ship.
296
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,745
Hired ship. It's his freighter.
297
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,486
What do I pay you for? Move!
298
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:48,459
Whatever he pays you, we'll double it.
299
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,962
Allow us to show you
what we'll pay you for.
300
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:02,773
I don't have all day.
Yes, sir, very busy.
301
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,975
You have a lunch at...
302
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,678
1300.
303
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,180
Christ!
304
00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,219
God!
305
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:33,771
Zaxa's hand reached
down- down to his zipper.
306
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,041
The ambient humidity in the room
307
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:40,177
reached a level that set
off the climate klaxon.
308
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:43,781
But zaxa couldn't...
Or wouldn't... stop.
309
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,819
Hey, Neil.
310
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:24,555
God I sucked today.
311
00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:25,890
You were really good.
312
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:29,960
That accent is, it's out of control.
313
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,263
I think it's funny when
you do it like that.
314
00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:34,598
It's supposed to be a comedy, right?
315
00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:39,837
Yeah, I suppose you're right.
316
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,740
See, that's why i like you, man.
317
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:46,310
You always make me feel better.
318
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:53,717
So you get like touched
inappropriately by the doctor?
319
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:57,187
No, he just puts goo all over your
belly. -It's not a big deal. -Yeah.
320
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,256
You have no clue how big a speculum is.
321
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:02,226
It's like three adult dicks glued
together. Sounds like me though.
322
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,695
Hey, snoop dog! Come here!
323
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,233
- Well, who's this?
- Julia's new boyfriend.
324
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,335
- Jealous?
- For real?
325
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:16,774
What's up, bro? I'm Mike.
326
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:20,644
Ow. I'm Neil.
327
00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:23,847
- Well, I guess i owe you one, Neil.
- You do?
328
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:26,650
Yeah, for taking little
miss elf quest off my hands.
329
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:29,687
She has been up my hole like 24-7.
330
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,158
Hey, fetus.
331
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,332
So long, kiddies, let's ride around.
332
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:45,636
Better not leak on my seats, martine.
333
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:49,106
I don't leak. It all stays in
me. For like another two months.
334
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,341
Gross.
335
00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:53,177
Hey, I wanna tell you about something.
336
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,279
There's a con in Houston coming up.
337
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:58,983
Like a comic con?
Yes, like a comic con.
338
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,618
A big one.
339
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,987
The rabbit's hole is
hosting a private mixer.
340
00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,155
- It's invite only.
- Oh, yeah.
341
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:08,258
- I think I heard of that.
- Well, I got invited.
342
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,661
Really? Cool.
343
00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:14,164
Yeah, there's a live read, too. I
mean, that's only for rock stars,
344
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,667
so, I don't wanna be
presumptuous or whatever,
345
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:21,105
but I think they might ask me.
346
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:25,109
You can still get invited. You
just need to upload your damn work.
347
00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:29,780
Yeah, but... don't you have to be 18?
348
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:33,384
You're joking, right? I don't
even know if my stuff is...
349
00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:36,754
- I don't know!
- Come on, it's good.
350
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,289
You barely even read any.
Well, it's gotta be good.
351
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,258
I mean, you're so repressed.
352
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,661
That shit has gotta come out somehow.
353
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,998
Drop us off at Neil's house!
354
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,967
Oh, man, I thought you were joking.
355
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,910
Exactly how i imagined it.
356
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:02,046
I guess it's pretty drab.
357
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:05,449
My mom's been kind of away.
358
00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:19,329
Moment of truth. Crack her open.
359
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,373
Julia, I didn't really mean
for these to be seen by anybody.
360
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,341
Yes, you did. Otherwise you
wouldn't have written them.
361
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,082
I can't watch.
362
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:50,260
- I thought you couldn't watch.
- Sorry.
363
00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:58,001
Oh, my god.
364
00:28:58,003 --> 00:29:00,871
Do these girls actually
wear space bikinis?
365
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:04,808
It's ceremonial.
They were given-
366
00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:07,044
it's not my idea.
367
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,213
Well, I just like that
there's actual girls in here.
368
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:41,845
Wow, you are one twisted fuck.
369
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,114
I love it.
370
00:29:46,484 --> 00:29:50,487
- Ooh, prepare to be analized!
- It's not a toy.
371
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:53,457
It's not a toy. That's so weird. -It
looks like a toy. -You're gonna break it.
372
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:56,193
- That's crazy.
- Whoa!
373
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:58,929
Say your space prayers, sucka.
374
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,369
Am I interrupting? Don't you knock?
375
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:09,540
Um, dad is working late.
There's food in the fridge.
376
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,876
Where are you going?
Oh, my band has a show.
377
00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:14,211
What's your band?
378
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,214
Dance or die.
379
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:21,151
It sounds awesome. Yeah,
well, it's pretty stupid.
380
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:24,021
I bet you're really good.
- Just get out! -All right.
381
00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:27,457
I'm off. I have to pick up Tim.
It smells like sweat in here.
382
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,062
What was that?
383
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:34,865
I'm bisexual, just so you know.
384
00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:37,234
Eww, she's not even gay.
385
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:40,571
All women are bisexual. All of them.
386
00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:43,140
My first blog, clitora majora,
387
00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:45,242
is all about it.
388
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:52,349
- So, you ready?
- No. For what?
389
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:55,085
It's time to upload.
390
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,553
I don't think I'm ready.
391
00:30:56,555 --> 00:31:00,924
Dude, they only send
invites to writers who post.
392
00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:04,528
And besides, writers, real writers,
393
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,965
let people read their
shit. And your shit is good.
394
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,600
I mean, it's not as good as mine,
395
00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:12,002
but traditionally boys don't
write very good erotica.
396
00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:15,138
- So, by those
standards- -okay, fine.
397
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:18,342
Just, stop talking.
398
00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:23,947
Really?
399
00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:38,428
Oh, my god. What are
you like the one person
400
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:41,198
on the entire Internet that
doesn't lie about their age?
401
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,533
- Are you a mennonite?
- No.
402
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:46,136
I just, I don't want
to misrepresent myself.
403
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,572
Okay. I'm gonna go out on a limb here
404
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,575
and say that this is not
about misrepresenting yourself.
405
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:55,612
You don't want to do
this because once you do,
406
00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,648
you're one of us.
407
00:31:57,650 --> 00:32:01,652
It's the final line. The last taboo.
408
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:14,164
Well, there's no turning back, Van fan.
409
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,199
It's in god's hands now.
410
00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:26,944
What? Can we just turn comments off?
411
00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:31,181
No, dude, it's part of
the public record now.
412
00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:33,116
You're killing me.
413
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,619
Let's talk about something
else. Literally anything else.
414
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:41,425
I like the way you eat.
415
00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:54,004
Neil, when we were horsing around,
416
00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,639
did you get a boner?
417
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:59,209
- Like a little bit of a boner?
- No!
418
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:03,714
Okay. It's cool if you did.
419
00:33:03,716 --> 00:33:07,184
I thought
that you were-
420
00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:10,220
what? Nothing.
421
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:13,623
It's cool if you popped
a chub. God, shut up.
422
00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:21,598
- Yo.
- Where's martine?
423
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,568
I don't know. At the
abortion clinic with her mom.
424
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:27,371
Wanna grab some food? We can go
to footlongers and get some subs.
425
00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:29,539
Watch "celebrity
apprentice" at my place.
426
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,175
And by your place you
mean your mom's basement?
427
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,644
Yeah, whatever. I got weed.
428
00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:36,279
You wanna come?
429
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:39,116
Whoa! What the fuck do
you think I look like?
430
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:40,650
A fucking full service food court?
431
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:44,755
No, that's okay. I've got math homework.
432
00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:47,724
See, he's got math
homework. He's got a future.
433
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:49,426
Fuck you.
434
00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:58,268
Neil, really great work today.
435
00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:07,778
I have you nymph.
436
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:11,448
The hot breath is his voice
in her elongated, elfin ear.
437
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,683
The ear that to nymph kind,
438
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,253
seconded as a highly erogenous zone.
439
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,821
Fain was lost unto herself.
440
00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:21,658
His name now known to her. Michael.
441
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:25,228
Sir Michael. My sweet Michael.
442
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,809
All right, so nicklepenny
comes through the door
443
00:34:38,811 --> 00:34:42,746
minus his pants. Hollycotton
is surprised and crosses to I-6.
444
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,082
Mr. nicklepenny!
445
00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:47,117
- I thought you were-
- across the hall?
446
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:48,819
This mansion is still
quite a mystery to me.
447
00:34:48,821 --> 00:34:52,622
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
That's too much. Reverse.
448
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:55,258
No, no, that's not right either.
449
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,260
Look, I have a test in 30 minutes,
450
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,563
and I'm not going to fail
because of your slow ass.
451
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:01,798
And how long did we wait
for you to get off-book?
452
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,735
Fuck you! I have dyslexia. Miss
Lewis, this is a tech rehearsal
453
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:09,406
and I can't put up with her anymore.
I take dyslexia medication.
454
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,374
Jessie, take a break.
455
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:15,312
Neil, hey. Neil! Huh?
456
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:18,281
Could you be so kind as to
relieve miss hunt for a moment?
457
00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:28,625
I can't put
up with her-
458
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,495
can you imagine having
to deal with her parents?
459
00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:35,765
So, Jessie tells me you're a writer.
460
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,567
You really freaked her out.
461
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:41,438
- Oh, I didn't mean to.
- Dude, that needed to happen.
462
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,441
This place could use some subversion.
463
00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:48,445
Yeah, um, in ap English,
we got to read Oscar wilde-
464
00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:52,782
- so you gonna let me read it?
- Oh.
465
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,851
Okay, let's take it
from the double entendre.
466
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:02,225
It seems that Horace has mistakenly
467
00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:04,294
taken my clothes.
468
00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,264
Thankfully not all of them.
469
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:09,733
Yes, thankfully.
470
00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:16,740
Oh- it's cotton. Cotton's
a very versatile fabric,
471
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:18,775
don't you think?
472
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:22,279
Extremely pliable to a man's touch.
473
00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:23,813
What appears course,
474
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,717
now in my hands is so very, very soft.
475
00:38:56,967 --> 00:39:01,938
Oh, my god.
476
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,641
Oh, listen to this, "deron zaxa,
477
00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:08,945
ever the orator, put his mouth
to quite a different purpose now. "
478
00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:14,918
Dude, this deron zaxa
guy is you straight up.
479
00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:23,460
- Neil.
- You do know he's straight, right?
480
00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:37,040
Thanks.
481
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,609
You're gonna have to drive my car.
482
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:47,117
Are you crying?
483
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:49,686
No.
484
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:52,422
I'm pretty sure you're crying.
485
00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:06,469
Never drink vodka from a
plastic jug with a handle.
486
00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:07,737
Okay.
487
00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:14,077
Mike holloway is pure dick cheese.
488
00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:49,512
Neil, I have something
important to tell you.
489
00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:52,215
Something I've been
thinking about for a while.
490
00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:02,826
I think you use too much flowery prose.
491
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,494
What?
492
00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:07,630
You say things like, "he
stroked his velvet rod,"
493
00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:12,669
when you should be like,
"he pumped his stone cock. "
494
00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:15,538
Readers respond better
to direct language.
495
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:17,140
Thanks.
496
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:21,044
I can impart the wisdom of our
one year age difference, you know?
497
00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:30,820
Um, your mom has a
lot of religious stuff.
498
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:34,891
Yeah, I think that's why
my dad killed himself.
499
00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:39,896
He was gay, you know.
500
00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:45,168
My dad, he kept it to himself.
501
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:49,706
I guess he preferred
death to coming out.
502
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:54,043
Man, do you really think
being gay killed him?
503
00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:59,182
I don't wanna be here
when my mom gets home.
504
00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:09,859
What?
505
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:13,296
Mom's home.
506
00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:18,668
Stay here.
507
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,837
I- I had to print
something for work.
508
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,275
You know we've always
supported your interests.
509
00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:28,545
And the Internet is,
wow, an incredible tool.
510
00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:31,648
- We don't have to do this.
- I think what we're trying to say is just 'cause
511
00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,750
information is out there,
doesn't mean it's accurate.
512
00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:36,653
We just don't want you getting
particular information, you know,
513
00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,721
- from the wrong sources.
- I'm 15.
514
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,857
Hey, you can read whatever
you want. We're fine with that.
515
00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:42,292
As long as you're reading.
516
00:42:42,294 --> 00:42:45,328
Uh-huh, as long as
it's not "mein kampf. "
517
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:48,598
But actually, well, "mein kampf" is
actually a pretty interesting read.
518
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,834
Honey, I don't want you
to feel awkward about this.
519
00:42:51,836 --> 00:42:55,305
If you want to read intelligent
prose on human sexuality
520
00:42:55,307 --> 00:42:56,773
I can make you a reading list.
521
00:42:56,775 --> 00:43:00,877
Eww! No! What do you mean intelligent?
522
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,912
Well, it's just whoever wrote
that story on your computer,
523
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:06,349
they obviously don't have the first
clue about actual human relationships.
524
00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:09,986
It's demented. I don't think
your mother's talking about
525
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:13,089
- the homosexual content, not particularly.
- Please stop.
526
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,725
It's just more of a
basic plotting problem.
527
00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:19,329
You're absorbing material
that has some rudimentary
528
00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:22,699
grammatical errors in it.
You've got sentence fragments,
529
00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:24,634
you've got dangling participles.
530
00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:27,270
I actually have been helping
Neil with his writing.
531
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:30,707
- Huh.
- He's got a lot of innate talent.
532
00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:32,241
He just uses too much flowery prose.
533
00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:36,713
There's no flowery prose!
534
00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:40,083
Neil tells me you two
are considering a split?
535
00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:42,018
- What?
- I'm sorry.
536
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,687
I just thought I could
provide some insight,
537
00:43:44,689 --> 00:43:47,857
since my parents are divorced.
I'm sorry to hear that.
538
00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:49,392
Open and honest dialog is key
539
00:43:49,394 --> 00:43:51,995
to maintaining a stable relationship.
540
00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:55,732
- Is it now?
- Totally. I write about it all the time.
541
00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:58,835
That and be honest about
one's own sexual desires.
542
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:02,238
- It's rare that anyone ever is.
- Huh.
543
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,641
I edit a lit journal on women's studies.
544
00:44:04,643 --> 00:44:06,409
I plan to pursue that in college.
545
00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:09,178
- Women's studies?
- Yeah, female sexuality
546
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:13,116
in literature, specifically.
Reverse gender roles in pop culture,
547
00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:16,319
sexual submissive
hierarchy, rape paradigms.
548
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,788
I actually wrote a 22
page thesis on the concept
549
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:21,024
of venereal disease as
a female guilt trigger.
550
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:23,960
It's no big deal. I did a
paper on monotremes, remember?
551
00:44:23,962 --> 00:44:26,763
Are monotremes a form of VD?
552
00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:29,432
Don't be embarrassed,
Neil. It's natural.
553
00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:33,970
Yeah, Neil, don't be
embarrassed. It's natural.
554
00:44:33,972 --> 00:44:37,006
- Do you ever read
any online- -dad!
555
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,776
- I actually write online
- poetry.
556
00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:42,045
Online poetry. Lady poetry.
557
00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:47,016
- About strong women.
- Lady poetry?
558
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,786
You really need to bring
friend around more often.
559
00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:51,854
Did Neil tell you guys
about the convention?
560
00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:54,257
- The comic con?
- It's also for writers.
561
00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:58,161
Neil, you didn't mention that.
It's for regular writers!
562
00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:01,197
- Is that true?
- Define regular.
563
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,066
I think she means non-erotic.
564
00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:05,334
Are you guys crazy? What makes you think
565
00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,837
I would go to an erotic
writing convention?
566
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:10,239
I don't know! Why would you
have it on your computer?
567
00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:13,076
I mean, do they have
that- what was the name?
568
00:45:13,078 --> 00:45:15,812
- Uh- vang-
- vanguard erotica.
569
00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:18,748
- Please stop saying "erotica" at the dinner table.
- No, please don't.
570
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:22,018
I just need to know if you're
going to a place for adults.
571
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,787
Yeah, mom has a strict
no sex dungeon policy.
572
00:45:24,789 --> 00:45:28,324
I'm not. We're not! You don't
have to lie to me, you know.
573
00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:30,827
Your mom is not as square as you think.
574
00:45:30,829 --> 00:45:34,330
I even went to a key party once.
When did you go to a key party?
575
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:37,300
I'm not lying.
576
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:41,504
Good.
577
00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:46,309
So speaking of writing,
how much do you guys know
578
00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,344
about the bronte sisters?
579
00:45:50,814 --> 00:45:54,150
I'm sorry about that.
580
00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:58,321
You know what, no, Neil, you
have to get past this repression.
581
00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:01,991
Yeah, well, why don't I come by and
give a lecture on the sexual fantasies
582
00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:04,861
of Emily bronte to your mom.
583
00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:07,497
Your parents are cool. You're lucky.
584
00:46:07,499 --> 00:46:11,067
Our situations are so different.
585
00:46:11,069 --> 00:46:14,036
- You told me that your dad killed himself.
- He did.
586
00:46:14,038 --> 00:46:16,405
"Oh, hey, Neil's parents,
why don't you let me
587
00:46:16,407 --> 00:46:18,941
give you some insight because
my parents are divorced. "
588
00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:21,344
- You don't get it.
- Yeah, I don't.
589
00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:27,884
What?
590
00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:30,052
Well, I'm picking you
up tomorrow at 9 am,
591
00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:32,188
so be ready.
592
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,091
- Some dinner, huh?
- Sorry.
593
00:47:09,093 --> 00:47:11,561
Hey, I like her. She's a character.
594
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:18,367
Well, lemme guess. I can't go now?
595
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,274
Dad. I'm good.
596
00:47:25,276 --> 00:47:27,109
Take it. Take it.
597
00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:35,451
Do you remember when I used to take
you to those autograph conventions?
598
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:39,088
Yeah. Remember when you
stood in line for two hours
599
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,556
to try to get butch Patrick to sign
600
00:47:40,558 --> 00:47:42,458
your munsters lunch box?
And then he wouldn't.
601
00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:45,628
Butch Patrick was a dick.
602
00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:50,366
All right, as far as your mom knows,
603
00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:53,436
you're staying at your
cousin's, all right?
604
00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:55,872
And I'm counting on you
to do the right thing.
605
00:47:55,874 --> 00:48:00,343
At least not to do, not
to do the wrong thing.
606
00:48:00,345 --> 00:48:02,645
She's more mature than you.
607
00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:06,349
Huh? In some ways?
608
00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:08,351
I mean, maybe mature
is not the right word.
609
00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:10,887
Dad.
610
00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:16,158
You really like this girl, don't you?
611
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,262
I liked the same type.
When I was your age I did.
612
00:48:19,264 --> 00:48:23,532
But be careful, huh?
These arty girls-
613
00:48:23,534 --> 00:48:28,971
I don't wanna see you get hurt, okay?
614
00:48:28,973 --> 00:48:31,974
All right, good talk, right?
615
00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,043
All right, I'll see you later.
616
00:51:10,801 --> 00:51:12,568
Hola!
617
00:51:17,274 --> 00:51:19,575
Neil, your friends are multiplying.
618
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:23,079
Is that a pregnant joke?
619
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:26,549
This shit is getting super old.
We're not letting her do this again.
620
00:51:26,551 --> 00:51:29,185
You can say whatever you want about
me, but I'm not a fucking flake.
621
00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:31,754
- What happened?
- Mike happened.
622
00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:35,357
Fucking douchebag. It's a
good thing i went by there.
623
00:51:35,359 --> 00:51:37,760
- She's not gonna go?
- Oh, she's going.
624
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,595
I mean, look at you.
625
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:43,232
Look at what you do to
yourself for her, dumb ass.
626
00:51:43,234 --> 00:51:46,569
That's fine.
627
00:51:46,571 --> 00:51:49,672
I feel kind of responsible for you.
628
00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:53,109
I mean, you're just like
her when we first met.
629
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:54,710
I liked her 'cause she
was all smart and funny,
630
00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,479
and she tried so hard to be my friend.
631
00:51:56,481 --> 00:51:58,314
And she would, like, offer
to do my homework and shit.
632
00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:00,182
And I would just make fun
of her costumes and stuff.
633
00:52:00,184 --> 00:52:03,719
You know she used to
dress like an elf, right?
634
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,855
I don't know.
635
00:52:05,857 --> 00:52:09,225
I didn't think I tried to change her.
636
00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:11,727
I mean I took her out
with Mike, and that was it.
637
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:13,295
I guess he was like the first normal guy
638
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:15,898
to ever take interest in her.
639
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:20,369
He's normal?
640
00:52:20,371 --> 00:52:22,638
Don't change for her, dude.
641
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,141
Don't let her be your Mike.
642
00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:38,721
- Please be quiet, okay? My mom's sleeping.
- She here?
643
00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:42,558
- Yes. -Then what the fuck, dude,
- what is she doing here? -I don't-
644
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,394
she told Neil she would
take him to comic con.
645
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:48,197
Holy shit.
646
00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:52,168
That's amazing. Dude.
647
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:55,671
Oh, ho, dude, please get out.
I need a better look at this.
648
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,841
This coming from a guy in his pajamas.
I'm listen- I'm not busting your balls.
649
00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:02,378
I promise you. Just come on. - I need a
fucking picture. - -You're such a dick.
650
00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:03,846
I'm not the one making
a scene, okay, martine?
651
00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:05,915
You're the one making a scene right now.
652
00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:09,852
Come on, get up. Give me a little,
give me a little twirly twirl.
653
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,855
Oh, man, I'm not nearly stoned
enough for this right now.
654
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:15,858
Oh! What the fuck!
655
00:53:17,494 --> 00:53:19,395
Jesus!
656
00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:22,965
- I only wanted a picture, freak.
- You are the freak.
657
00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:26,235
You and your stupid fucking mustache.
658
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:27,603
Ow.
659
00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:35,477
Yo, bro.
660
00:53:35,479 --> 00:53:39,248
You ever see those um-
you ever see those pictures
661
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:42,318
I took of her wearing that elf shit?
662
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:46,589
Well, sometimes all she
wore were those little ears.
663
00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:51,660
Yeah, those were my special pics. Neil!
664
00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:54,230
Get the fuck off!
665
00:53:54,232 --> 00:53:57,600
Oh, Galadriel. Babe,
I knew you were a nerd.
666
00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:59,835
I didn't know you were a fucking retard.
667
00:54:02,606 --> 00:54:05,441
Whoa! Oh, shit! Oh!
668
00:54:07,377 --> 00:54:10,346
This is funny. You're fucking crazy.
669
00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:19,955
You can't be all stoic in that costume.
670
00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:22,558
It looks ridiculous.
671
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,327
Don't worry about me.
672
00:54:25,329 --> 00:54:27,596
I am worried about
driving for three hours
673
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:31,400
with a guilt-bot programmed
to guilt me to death.
674
00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:35,571
How can you hang out with that guy?
675
00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:38,974
He's like everything
you pretend to hate.
676
00:54:38,976 --> 00:54:41,310
What do you mean "pretend?"
677
00:54:41,312 --> 00:54:43,545
Nothing. Just forget it.
678
00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:51,720
You are acting like a really
jealous boyfriend right now.
679
00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:55,057
Well, I'm not your
boyfriend. Yeah, you're not.
680
00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:07,903
Hey, I'm sorry.
681
00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:10,839
Okay, I know-
i know that Mike
682
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,841
brings out the worst in me.
683
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,080
You have to admit, it
was, like, really cool
684
00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:21,950
when you knocked him down. Fucker.
685
00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:28,057
I have to tell you something.
686
00:55:28,059 --> 00:55:30,826
About the live read.
687
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:33,462
I know already. I saw.
688
00:55:33,464 --> 00:55:35,931
It was posted on the forum.
689
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:39,601
Congrats. I told you it was good.
690
00:55:39,603 --> 00:55:44,907
- Did they write
you? -Mm-hmm, yeah.
691
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:49,111
They said something
about the number of slots.
692
00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:51,113
Politics again.
693
00:55:51,115 --> 00:55:54,450
Politics.
694
00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:57,019
I'm really glad that you
transcended all of that.
695
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,126
Yeah.
696
00:56:35,091 --> 00:56:39,027
Welcome to comic con. What
name is your reservation under?
697
00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:42,030
How do you know we're
here for comic con?
698
00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:45,067
Emily bronte.
699
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:47,403
All right, miss bronte,
700
00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:49,772
I have you down for a single king?
701
00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:52,541
Oh, can we get two beds?
702
00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:54,710
Unfortunately, we're at capacity.
703
00:56:54,712 --> 00:56:58,046
That's okay. We'll sleep together.
704
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,489
Swanky. It's big.
705
00:57:13,463 --> 00:57:15,664
Come here. Try this out!
706
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,503
I don't wanna mess up my costume.
707
00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:03,946
Did you talk to them yet?
708
00:58:03,948 --> 00:58:06,482
No, do I need to?
709
00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:09,885
You're reading tomorrow. If it were
me, I would be checking up on like
710
00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:12,187
the order of the lineup
and how much time I have,
711
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:16,124
and how I'm gonna be taped and shit.
Taped? Why would they tape it?
712
00:58:16,126 --> 00:58:19,561
I don't want to be on tape. That's
normal, okay? You need to relax.
713
00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:22,798
You're so fucking nuts. Jesus.
714
00:58:30,707 --> 00:58:33,742
What's with you? You look like how I
look when I'm trying to avoid someone.
715
00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:41,183
Okay, so we have the
opening night party tonight.
716
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:44,286
And then tomorrow we have
writer evals 'til five,
717
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:48,557
then the slash mixer,
and then the live read.
718
00:58:48,559 --> 00:58:51,827
Hello! Person talking to you I.R.L.
719
00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:56,798
Sorry. Um- i have
to go to the bathroom.
720
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,166
You're just going to gawk
at your phone somewhere
721
00:58:58,168 --> 00:59:01,670
where I can't give you shit about it.
722
00:59:01,672 --> 00:59:04,706
- Fine, I'll leave it.
- No, don't do it for me, dude.
723
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,308
I'm just trying to bust you out
724
00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:09,678
of your self-induced
social media prison.
725
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,914
You've really opened my eyes.
726
00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:15,651
Throw off the shackles! Throw 'em off!
727
00:59:22,091 --> 00:59:24,960
Wizards man.
Wand-on-wand action.
728
00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:27,663
That's what the readers want.
It's casting a spell on my wand,
729
00:59:27,665 --> 00:59:31,333
- I'll tell you that. -Yeah. But that
Harry-Draco genre, that's getting old.
730
00:59:31,335 --> 00:59:34,636
Now what I'm into is
that Snape-Dumbledore fic.
731
00:59:34,638 --> 00:59:38,607
Wow, that is literally old. I didn't
realize you were into octogenarians?
732
00:59:38,609 --> 00:59:42,578
Yeah, well, uh, vanguard
is no spring chicken. Easy.
733
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:44,146
Well, usually.
734
00:59:47,116 --> 00:59:48,684
Hey.
735
00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:54,723
Oh, did you read that story I sent
you, "panty raid at Slytherin"?
736
00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:57,793
Oh, yeah, dude. I called
my mom. I read it out loud.
737
01:00:05,802 --> 01:00:09,605
Finally. Come on. We
got business to conduct.
738
01:00:19,716 --> 01:00:21,783
I think I'd rather go look at comics.
739
01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:24,853
Neil, this is toho.
740
01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:31,793
What are you drinking? I dunno. Toho?
741
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:35,397
Uh, hmmm... is blue.
742
01:00:35,399 --> 01:00:37,399
It's blue. Works for me.
743
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,640
That is a sick vanguard costume
744
01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:46,108
you've got there, bro.
745
01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:48,677
Is that from "kragon's war?"
746
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:51,413
Anyways, so- my
name is hagoff Paul
747
01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:54,783
and this is a little greeting.
748
01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:59,154
Is that? Is that LSD?
749
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:02,024
For the party tonight, playboy.
750
01:01:02,026 --> 01:01:04,660
It's Molly. Mdma?
751
01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:08,430
- No, no.
- It looks like acid. It's ecstasy.
752
01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:10,065
Have you ever done that before?
753
01:01:10,067 --> 01:01:12,668
No, but I want to.
754
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:14,770
That stuff stays in your system forever.
755
01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:17,272
Have you ever heard
of an acid flashback?
756
01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:19,074
Look, I don't want to wake up in a year
757
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:21,677
and stab my parents to death
with a kitchen knife, okay?
758
01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:24,446
Well, that makes one of us. What
if it ruins the whole weekend?
759
01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:26,815
What if we miss the live reading
760
01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:29,184
because we're in the hospital
getting our stomach's pumped?
761
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:30,952
We are going to a party
762
01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:34,056
with all sorts of lights
and costumes, okay?
763
01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:37,059
- Do you normally go to parties, Neil?
- No.
764
01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:41,296
- Do you like to mingle?
- No.
765
01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:43,865
- Open your mouth, playboy.
- No... Julia.
766
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:46,334
There we go.
767
01:01:46,336 --> 01:01:49,004
Oh, whatever you do, don't swallow.
768
01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:53,108
What will happen if I swallow it?
769
01:02:22,305 --> 01:02:24,940
I'm hallucinating!
770
01:02:24,942 --> 01:02:26,875
It's not acid!
771
01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:39,387
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold her
there. Off, off, off, off.
772
01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:43,992
- I'm sick.
- Okay.
773
01:02:58,341 --> 01:03:02,511
I'm so stoned.
774
01:03:02,513 --> 01:03:04,513
Stoned on acid.
775
01:03:05,848 --> 01:03:07,415
I mean,
Molly-
776
01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:19,895
this must be like every day for Madonna.
777
01:03:22,398 --> 01:03:26,268
Here. Drink some water. Oh, okay.
778
01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:31,106
Oh.
779
01:03:33,176 --> 01:03:37,312
You're safe now. You're
in a totally safe place.
780
01:03:49,058 --> 01:03:51,326
What?
781
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:56,097
I don't know if I've uh...
782
01:03:56,099 --> 01:03:58,266
Ever been attracted
to anyone before you.
783
01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:08,210
You mean any girl.
784
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,011
Any human being.
785
01:04:16,185 --> 01:04:21,156
What are you attracted to about me?
786
01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:25,627
I'm not ashamed of myself with you.
787
01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:43,144
Should I have done that? I don't
know if I should have done that.
788
01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:52,120
Pants.
789
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:48,076
- Are you doing your homework?
- No.
790
01:05:58,521 --> 01:06:01,323
"Julia tugged at his pants,
791
01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:06,461
sliding them down ever so slowly. "
792
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,431
Okay, if you're gonna write about us,
793
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:15,236
you need to use some modifiers.
794
01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:18,707
"Julia tugged at his tight pants,
795
01:06:18,709 --> 01:06:23,044
sliding them off painfully slow.
796
01:06:23,046 --> 01:06:27,549
Savoring the moment the heightened
797
01:06:27,551 --> 01:06:29,417
pleasure involved. "
798
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:37,392
I'm glad you decided to branch out.
799
01:06:57,313 --> 01:07:01,583
You're a tough one to figure out.
800
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:03,184
No, I'm not.
801
01:08:19,495 --> 01:08:21,796
Hi, you've reached Julia's voicemail.
802
01:08:21,798 --> 01:08:24,165
I probably don't want to talk to you.
803
01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:06,841
Hi, you've reached Julia's
voicemail. I probably-
804
01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:34,335
the alliteration is good,
but you use it way too much.
805
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:37,639
Yeah, it's sort of my crutch.
806
01:09:37,641 --> 01:09:41,176
And the allegory is
a bit on-the-nose.
807
01:09:41,178 --> 01:09:46,281
Oh, I actually thought it was more
of a metaphor than an allegory.
808
01:09:46,283 --> 01:09:50,185
Uh, do you know what an allegory is?
809
01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:52,887
Look, you're okay.
Uh, and you're female.
810
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,856
We need more women in our field.
811
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:59,894
Most of them are
pretty ugly. Unlike you.
812
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:03,831
You can have a career. Writing
is more than just writing.
813
01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:05,767
There are other factors.
814
01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:15,376
Dude, I want to show you something.
815
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:19,581
It's a- it's
a Tijuana Bible.
816
01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:22,250
It's quite the important artifact.
817
01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:25,220
Mexicans are far more
sexually liberated.
818
01:10:28,791 --> 01:10:30,992
What's with the look?
819
01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:33,795
You just left this morning.
820
01:10:33,797 --> 01:10:35,830
Yeah, I was getting a critique.
821
01:10:35,832 --> 01:10:39,901
I mean, that's why we're
here. To meet the pros.
822
01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:45,340
I'm sorry. Hey. I have
to go meet someone.
823
01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:48,876
Who? Denis?
824
01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:50,578
Sorry, I looked through your phone.
825
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:54,549
I didn't think that you would care.
826
01:10:54,551 --> 01:10:57,552
Hey- don't!
Don't do that.
827
01:10:57,554 --> 01:11:01,756
- What's your deal?
- Nothing.
828
01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:06,561
Don't get all weird on me
just because we messed around.
829
01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:10,331
Why did you rip up our pages?
I don't know. We were zonked.
830
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,766
We wrote some crazy shit, okay?
831
01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:14,669
I didn't want it just floating around.
832
01:11:14,671 --> 01:11:18,773
So last night was just the drugs?
833
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,576
You have been hiding
this denis guy from me.
834
01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:24,045
I didn't even think
that you were straight.
835
01:11:34,923 --> 01:11:38,593
Can you hear me now? How about now?
836
01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:41,996
I'll check my bars.
837
01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:43,564
That's better.
838
01:12:00,716 --> 01:12:03,084
Oh, I'm sorry. This is age restricted.
839
01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:10,591
Hi. Oh, my god, Neil.
840
01:12:10,593 --> 01:12:12,460
Oh, I'm so sorry.
841
01:12:12,462 --> 01:12:17,765
I uh- I didn't expect
you to look uh, so young.
842
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:20,001
- Uh, do you wanna see my ID?
- No, no, no, no.
843
01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:22,470
No, I'm sorry, believe
me, i looked young
844
01:12:22,472 --> 01:12:26,007
when I was your age,
too. Uh, when I was 18.
845
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:29,844
- You still look young.
- Oh, well, thank you.
846
01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:34,115
Oh, my god, it's just so
great to uh, finally meet you,
847
01:12:34,117 --> 01:12:37,518
in the flesh, so to speak, um...
848
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,722
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
849
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:44,425
- Oh, yes, of course. Shall we?
- Yeah.
850
01:12:58,807 --> 01:13:01,376
You're staring. Virgins stare.
851
01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:05,713
- They do?
- Yeah, well, con virgins.
852
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:09,117
Yeah, it's just so weird
now that it's all in 3-d.
853
01:13:09,119 --> 01:13:12,854
Yeah, I know. Internet rule 34.
854
01:13:12,856 --> 01:13:15,690
If it exists there's porn of it.
855
01:13:15,692 --> 01:13:18,760
Just when you think you've seen it all.
856
01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:21,562
I just discovered what a curtain fic is.
857
01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:23,030
- Curtain
fic? -Mm-hmm.
858
01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:26,634
I mean, okay, so, this
is aimed at older gays.
859
01:13:26,636 --> 01:13:30,438
Of course they're like post-sex,
proto-nesting, domestic fetishists.
860
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:33,775
And so normally where you'd
have like kirk and Spock,
861
01:13:33,777 --> 01:13:36,177
you know, making love,
862
01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:41,516
uh, in this case, it's couples having
these like lavish shopping sprees
863
01:13:41,518 --> 01:13:43,851
at pottery barn. For curtains.
864
01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:45,787
They sell curtains at pottery barn?
865
01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:48,489
They sell everything at pottery barn.
866
01:13:48,491 --> 01:13:51,159
I mean, you know, it's
mostly harmless I guess,
867
01:13:51,161 --> 01:13:54,128
but not all of it is...
868
01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:56,898
And you really need to
watch out for creeps,
869
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:59,066
especially at your age.
870
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:02,203
- But you're not a creep.
- No, I'm not a creep,
871
01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:04,806
but isn't that exactly
what a creep would say?
872
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:15,049
Oh, I thought you came alone.
873
01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:17,652
Oh, Jesus, speaking of creepy.
874
01:14:17,654 --> 01:14:19,520
I came with a friend.
875
01:14:19,522 --> 01:14:22,857
Oh, and does he write slash?
876
01:14:22,859 --> 01:14:24,859
She. And yeah.
877
01:14:24,861 --> 01:14:27,228
You know, actually, i think
she's in regular writing today.
878
01:14:27,230 --> 01:14:28,896
Oh, regular writing.
879
01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:32,667
- Denis.
- Oh, Ronnie, hey, um, this is Neil.
880
01:14:32,669 --> 01:14:35,470
- He's one of our new writers.
- Oh, yeah, I bet.
881
01:14:35,472 --> 01:14:38,239
Ronnie harwood. I'm senior
writer at the rabbit's hole.
882
01:14:38,241 --> 01:14:40,541
So some of the inner
circle are gonna go out
883
01:14:40,543 --> 01:14:43,211
for an early dinner before the
reading. -Are you game? -Yeah.
884
01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:46,581
You can bring your new little friend.
885
01:14:48,551 --> 01:14:51,886
Everybody agrees that
Batman blowing Robin
886
01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:54,121
and Robin blowing Batman
is totally played out,
887
01:14:54,123 --> 01:14:56,491
but now I'm seeing
Christian bale's Batman
888
01:14:56,493 --> 01:14:59,894
blowing Ben affleck as
Batman. Blowing val kilmer.
889
01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:01,529
Oh, that's really hot.
890
01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:19,247
I got a cease and desist
from Warner's last week,
891
01:15:19,249 --> 01:15:20,848
so obviously I'm doing something right.
892
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:25,152
Yeah, you're moving up in the world.
893
01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:27,221
What kind of slash do you write?
894
01:15:27,223 --> 01:15:29,690
You've been to our website,
it's easy enough to find.
895
01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:34,195
Right. I'm guessing
this is your first con,
896
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:37,932
since you're what, he's
18? -Mm-hmm. -Yeah, 18.
897
01:15:37,934 --> 01:15:39,934
Hmm.
898
01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:42,703
I was editing the r. P.F. Board today.
899
01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,305
I'll never get all the bieber fic.
900
01:15:44,307 --> 01:15:47,275
Neil, are you into Justin bieber?
901
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:50,545
What's r. P.F.?
902
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:53,147
R.P.F. Is real people
fiction or celebrity slash.
903
01:15:53,149 --> 01:15:55,583
Slash about, you know, celebs.
904
01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:58,953
Oh, oh, like the bronte sisters.
They wrote stories about Napoleon
905
01:15:58,955 --> 01:16:02,156
and the Duke of Wellington. Yeah,
I mean, it's pretty old school,
906
01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:05,226
but now it's mostly just like
pointless boy band orgies.
907
01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:08,696
Yeah, and juvenile regressives
are popping up all over.
908
01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:11,799
Speaking of... How long
have you slashed vanguard?
909
01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:14,835
Oh, vanguard is juvenile,
but trek and tolkien, that's-
910
01:16:14,837 --> 01:16:16,871
it's all about audience
and intent, denis.
911
01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:18,906
This is first year stuff.
912
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:22,176
Vanguard doesn't play to
the 40-plus crowd, our base.
913
01:16:22,178 --> 01:16:24,579
Besides, it's not our mission
to indoctrinate children.
914
01:16:24,581 --> 01:16:26,747
It's not our mission
to indoctrinate anyone.
915
01:16:26,749 --> 01:16:29,150
I read tolkien when I was eight.
916
01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:32,119
Yes, and denis loves his vanguard.
917
01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:34,121
Ronnie prefers her masturbation material
918
01:16:34,123 --> 01:16:36,591
to stem from bad '60s television.
919
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:38,125
You ever see "the Brady bunch," dude?
920
01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:40,695
Really, Freddie? He's a child.
921
01:16:40,697 --> 01:16:43,864
Mainstream success has no
bearing on our field. Never has.
922
01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:46,167
What we do know is juvenile fiction
923
01:16:46,169 --> 01:16:48,736
begets juvenile erotica.
924
01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:52,239
Let me be frank. You write
sex like a 12-year-old
925
01:16:52,241 --> 01:16:55,910
and I think you know it. It's like
you found all these provocative words
926
01:16:55,912 --> 01:16:59,180
and just tossed them into a text
editor. Have you ever even had sex?
927
01:16:59,182 --> 01:17:02,783
I doubt half our writers have had
sex. -Let me see your ID. -Ronnie.
928
01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:05,353
Well, I don't know about you, denis,
but I don't want to go to jail.
929
01:17:05,355 --> 01:17:07,989
Nobody's going to jail. Jesus!
930
01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:10,157
Neil, come on. It's fine. Sit down.
931
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:13,060
Yeah, it's fine if he ponies up an ID.
932
01:17:13,062 --> 01:17:15,029
I remember now.
933
01:17:15,031 --> 01:17:18,132
You wrote all that really
gross Mike and Greg Brady fic.
934
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:21,936
What's your point? I thought
you liked sex with 12-year-olds.
935
01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:23,371
If it's written maturely.
936
01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:30,911
Nice.
937
01:17:47,696 --> 01:17:50,965
Are you really 18?
938
01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:54,201
Neil, Neil, come on, stop.
Stop, stop, stop. I'm sorry.
939
01:17:54,203 --> 01:17:56,404
I'm sorry.
940
01:17:56,406 --> 01:18:01,075
Look, Ronnie, I mean, you know,
she's like that with everybody.
941
01:18:01,077 --> 01:18:02,877
It's not you.
942
01:18:09,384 --> 01:18:12,920
Oh, um.
943
01:18:19,761 --> 01:18:21,228
Let's go someplace else.
944
01:18:39,214 --> 01:18:42,116
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.
945
01:18:42,118 --> 01:18:45,486
It just- this
doesn't feel right.
946
01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:47,755
Why?
947
01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:52,960
Look, I'm not gonna be mad,
I'm not be upset or anything.
948
01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:55,396
I need you to tell me how old you are.
949
01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:58,065
- I already told you.
- I know, I know.
950
01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:59,767
Tell me again.
951
01:19:08,977 --> 01:19:12,012
-15.
-15? Oh, fuck!
952
01:19:12,014 --> 01:19:14,215
I'll be 16 in November.
953
01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:20,087
- Please don't reject me.
- Dude, this is wrong.
954
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:22,823
I know it is.
955
01:19:22,825 --> 01:19:24,759
This is just the second time today.
956
01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:27,061
- I could go to jail.
- I won't tell anyone.
957
01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,864
Did you just tell me you were 18 so
you could get into the live reading?
958
01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:31,932
- No!
- What do you even want from me?
959
01:19:34,169 --> 01:19:36,337
I just thought it'd be different.
960
01:19:36,339 --> 01:19:38,339
Here with you.
961
01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:47,815
I'm sorry.
962
01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:51,485
I'm sorry.
963
01:19:53,889 --> 01:19:56,857
You actually remind me a lot of myself.
964
01:20:00,095 --> 01:20:03,297
- You turned out okay.
- Did I?
965
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:05,399
I shot off a series of insane messages
966
01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:07,468
to somebody I didn't know
the first thing about.
967
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:10,471
I said things I would never
say to somebody face to face.
968
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:14,275
Ever. You know, outside of like cons,
969
01:20:14,277 --> 01:20:16,343
I have practically zero social skills.
970
01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,412
My mother always said it's
going to get me in trouble,
971
01:20:18,414 --> 01:20:21,215
and now here I am. And yes,
incidentally, i live with my mother,
972
01:20:21,217 --> 01:20:23,551
in the house where I
grew up, in saginaw.
973
01:20:23,553 --> 01:20:27,888
So, you know, don't be
too sure about things.
974
01:20:34,930 --> 01:20:38,265
You live with your mom?
975
01:20:52,914 --> 01:20:55,282
Stop. Stop. Stop.
976
01:20:55,284 --> 01:20:59,286
Stop.
977
01:21:10,332 --> 01:21:14,301
You said this was the second time.
978
01:21:14,303 --> 01:21:16,170
It it someone in our group?
979
01:21:19,241 --> 01:21:23,577
Was it that girl you came here with?
980
01:21:23,579 --> 01:21:27,948
Yeah, well. I thought
you might be straight.
981
01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:32,152
- I might not be.
- Well, this isn't the way to find out.
982
01:21:32,154 --> 01:21:35,623
You have time. You're
writing. Focus on that.
983
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:38,926
How can I focus on something
I'm not even old enough to do?
984
01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:42,663
Well, what do you want to do?
985
01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:46,600
You want to be a writer? A
real writer, not fan fic?
986
01:21:53,975 --> 01:21:56,410
You're good.
987
01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:58,946
Keep writing and let
the rest of the stuff
988
01:21:58,948 --> 01:22:00,547
sort itself out naturally.
989
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:07,187
I wish somebody had told
me that when I was your age.
990
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:19,466
Well, you better go. It's about time.
991
01:22:19,468 --> 01:22:21,068
I don't know what the
right thing to do here is.
992
01:22:21,070 --> 01:22:24,138
I wanna make sure you're okay.
993
01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:26,941
Well, I know you have to go.
994
01:22:26,943 --> 01:22:30,177
I am the moderator.
995
01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:33,047
I mean, you don't have
to worry, I'm not coming.
996
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,449
I can't, not now.
997
01:22:35,451 --> 01:22:40,587
Not right now. I wish
it wasn't this way.
998
01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:43,657
You know, for what it's worth,
999
01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:47,328
I think you want to be queer.
1000
01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:49,396
Why would anyone want that?
1001
01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:51,665
To fit in,
1002
01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:54,001
even some place small.
1003
01:22:58,373 --> 01:23:00,240
I'll see you around.
1004
01:23:20,762 --> 01:23:22,763
You came back?
1005
01:23:28,636 --> 01:23:30,471
The live read's about to start.
1006
01:23:32,407 --> 01:23:33,741
You should be there.
1007
01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:44,151
I came back for you.
1008
01:23:44,153 --> 01:23:45,619
You don't get it.
1009
01:23:45,621 --> 01:23:49,423
You submitted once and they're like,
1010
01:23:49,425 --> 01:23:52,760
"hey, come read it on stage. "
1011
01:23:52,762 --> 01:23:57,698
I have like 500 things posted up there.
1012
01:24:01,469 --> 01:24:05,406
I know. I've read every one of them.
1013
01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:16,083
It's hard caring about someone.
1014
01:24:17,352 --> 01:24:20,354
Letting them care about you.
1015
01:24:23,224 --> 01:24:25,292
It doesn't have to be hard.
1016
01:24:32,434 --> 01:24:34,435
I love you.
1017
01:24:43,378 --> 01:24:45,345
I kissed him.
1018
01:24:46,614 --> 01:24:48,449
That denis guy?
1019
01:24:53,621 --> 01:24:58,459
I'm not going to the live read.
1020
01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:01,495
- You have to.
- I can't.
1021
01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:04,731
Neil, please, for both of us.
1022
01:25:04,733 --> 01:25:07,668
Fuck those crusty old assholes.
1023
01:25:10,438 --> 01:25:13,507
I followed you into the restaurant
1024
01:25:13,509 --> 01:25:16,577
when you weren't answering my calls.
1025
01:25:16,579 --> 01:25:20,147
I'm sorry that lady is such an asshole.
1026
01:25:23,518 --> 01:25:28,622
Look, they only win if you let them.
1027
01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:31,859
You are a featured fucking story, dude.
1028
01:25:31,861 --> 01:25:34,161
You made it!
1029
01:25:34,163 --> 01:25:37,464
We're doing this. You and me together.
1030
01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:40,767
I am your goddamn coach.
1031
01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:45,372
Okay?
1032
01:25:47,175 --> 01:25:49,209
As they entered the nexiverse,
1033
01:25:49,211 --> 01:25:52,880
Gandalf, his penis now
longer than his staff,
1034
01:25:52,882 --> 01:25:56,717
tuned- turned
to Dumbledore,
1035
01:25:56,719 --> 01:25:59,620
"Dumbledore," he said to Dumbledore,
1036
01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:03,357
"only the energy of our mutual orgasm,
1037
01:26:03,359 --> 01:26:05,859
combined with unbroken eye contact
1038
01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:09,863
can close the door to the nexiverse,
1039
01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:14,434
thus stopping the combined
armies of Sauron and Voldemort.
1040
01:26:14,436 --> 01:26:17,771
Without a moment's thought,
Dumbledore selflessly
1041
01:26:17,773 --> 01:26:20,641
gave of his own manhood,
1042
01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:23,777
placing the head of his pounding penis
1043
01:26:23,779 --> 01:26:28,916
against that of the wise old
wizard from alt middle earth,
1044
01:26:28,918 --> 01:26:33,387
like in ghostbusters.
1045
01:26:33,389 --> 01:26:36,423
- End of chapter seven.
1046
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:43,397
Okay, that was gan-dum 69
1047
01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:46,867
with "hole pluggers of the nexiverse. "
1048
01:26:46,869 --> 01:26:50,671
And who doesn't like some good
old-fashioned wizard-on-wizard action?
1049
01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:53,440
One more time for her, gan-dum 69.
1050
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:01,348
Um...
1051
01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:03,750
So-uh, I think everybody
knows my feelings
1052
01:27:03,752 --> 01:27:07,354
about what we do and
the purpose it serves.
1053
01:27:07,356 --> 01:27:11,225
Often we're treated like freaks.
1054
01:27:11,227 --> 01:27:13,660
Especially those of us
who are a little bit older.
1055
01:27:13,662 --> 01:27:16,997
- And uh, still doing this.
1056
01:27:16,999 --> 01:27:20,834
Um... and when we're away
from this little community
1057
01:27:20,836 --> 01:27:23,570
that we've created for ourselves,
1058
01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,506
you know, we're outsiders,
and we're weirdoes,
1059
01:27:26,508 --> 01:27:31,445
and we're sexual deviants,
1060
01:27:31,447 --> 01:27:34,514
but not here.
1061
01:27:34,516 --> 01:27:38,018
Our next reader is a young man
1062
01:27:38,020 --> 01:27:41,355
that I have been following
with much interest.
1063
01:27:41,357 --> 01:27:44,725
And not just because he writes vanguard.
1064
01:27:44,727 --> 01:27:48,262
Please welcome to the stage, Van fan 42.
1065
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:15,589
Um, this is called...
1066
01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:20,427
"Shore leave on dreenan four. "
1067
01:28:23,865 --> 01:28:25,766
"The balmy tropic weather patterns
1068
01:28:25,768 --> 01:28:30,304
of dreenan four gave cause
for the indigenous proxans
1069
01:28:30,306 --> 01:28:33,607
to wear very little
in the way of attire.
1070
01:28:33,609 --> 01:28:36,943
This year with the elliptical
orbit pulling them closer
1071
01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:38,612
than ever to dreenan prime,
1072
01:28:38,614 --> 01:28:42,649
clothing was more a
hardship than an option.
1073
01:28:42,651 --> 01:28:44,985
Vanguard found himself unarmored
1074
01:28:44,987 --> 01:28:46,987
on the beaches of the zaraug
1075
01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:49,790
during what seemed to be
a religious mating ritual.
1076
01:28:49,792 --> 01:28:52,392
'Do you happen to know
where they keep the towels?'
1077
01:28:52,394 --> 01:28:55,729
a lean, naked proxon inquired.
1078
01:28:55,731 --> 01:28:58,398
His supple manhood stood proud
1079
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:00,967
against the harsh
light of dreenan prime.
1080
01:29:06,941 --> 01:29:10,344
The proxon boy repeated himself,
1081
01:29:10,346 --> 01:29:12,579
'well, do you?'
1082
01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:16,049
vanguard's hand now
pumped his stone cock. "
1083
01:29:16,051 --> 01:29:19,052
He's 15.
1084
01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:25,759
You're outsiders.
1085
01:29:25,761 --> 01:29:29,363
You were supposed to
support other outsiders.
1086
01:29:29,365 --> 01:29:32,566
I mean, you guys write
ninja turtle bondage porn
1087
01:29:32,568 --> 01:29:34,601
and you're judging?
1088
01:29:34,603 --> 01:29:37,604
He just poured out
his sad, pathetic heart
1089
01:29:37,606 --> 01:29:40,440
to you philistines!
1090
01:29:40,442 --> 01:29:43,443
And I think it's beautiful.
1091
01:29:43,445 --> 01:29:46,847
Let him read. No.
1092
01:29:50,852 --> 01:29:54,588
I may be 15,
1093
01:29:54,590 --> 01:29:56,690
but you're an asshole.
1094
01:29:56,692 --> 01:29:59,092
I'll be 16 in a few months.
1095
01:30:04,031 --> 01:30:08,168
All right, everybody, that is my fault.
1096
01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:12,005
I'm the one who broke the
rules. Don't blame him.
1097
01:30:17,044 --> 01:30:21,815
So you're not- mad
at me anymore, right?
1098
01:30:21,817 --> 01:30:25,852
I'd only be mad if you stopped
writing because of this.
1099
01:30:25,854 --> 01:30:29,089
Me? No. I've got my body armor on.
1100
01:30:32,994 --> 01:30:36,062
Hey, I love you, too.
1101
01:30:38,933 --> 01:30:40,834
Well, duh.
1102
01:30:46,974 --> 01:30:48,475
I gotta tell you something.
1103
01:30:48,477 --> 01:30:52,779
I think I may be a lesbian.
1104
01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:55,015
The way I figure it...
1105
01:30:55,017 --> 01:30:58,485
If I'm lesbian and you're gay,
then we can be a gay couple,
1106
01:30:58,487 --> 01:31:00,487
and it sort of cancels each other out.
1107
01:31:00,489 --> 01:31:03,557
Cause I'm more mannish
and you're like a girl.
1108
01:31:03,559 --> 01:31:07,027
Wait, what... I'm like a girl?
1109
01:31:46,968 --> 01:31:50,103
I'm sorry, Neil. I'm
sorry I said you were gay.
1110
01:31:50,105 --> 01:31:53,073
I don't know why I said that.
I don't care what you are.
1111
01:31:53,075 --> 01:31:58,745
That's the only thing
that I don't care about.
1112
01:31:58,747 --> 01:32:04,584
I told them you were 16.
1113
01:32:04,586 --> 01:32:06,920
What?
1114
01:32:06,922 --> 01:32:09,756
I'm the reason you didn't
get into the live read.
1115
01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,558
It was my fault.
1116
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:13,860
It was down to you and me,
1117
01:32:13,862 --> 01:32:16,563
and I told them that I was 18,
1118
01:32:16,565 --> 01:32:22,002
and you were 16.
1119
01:32:22,004 --> 01:32:25,138
That editor, Ronnie, loves your writing.
1120
01:32:25,140 --> 01:32:29,175
It's not about that. It never was,
1121
01:32:29,177 --> 01:32:34,014
so you have to keep writing.
1122
01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:37,951
I thought you didn't
care about the reading.
1123
01:32:37,953 --> 01:32:41,988
I'm sorry.
1124
01:32:41,990 --> 01:32:45,892
Yeah.
1125
01:32:59,206 --> 01:33:01,241
I really do love you.
1126
01:33:20,294 --> 01:33:25,999
It's not so crazy they
believed you were 18.
1127
01:33:26,001 --> 01:33:27,867
You do look older now.
1128
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:56,062
Jesus! Mom knows you stayed with her.
1129
01:33:56,064 --> 01:33:59,766
What? -Mom's
around? -Mm-hmm.
1130
01:33:59,768 --> 01:34:02,035
- How bad is it?
- It's bad.
1131
01:34:02,037 --> 01:34:04,904
Dad took a bullet for you.
That girl's mom called.
1132
01:34:04,906 --> 01:34:08,675
Did you guys steal her credit card?
1133
01:34:08,677 --> 01:34:11,277
I hope you lost your
cherry, neily bopper.
1134
01:34:11,279 --> 01:34:12,846
'Cause from the sound of it,
1135
01:34:12,848 --> 01:34:15,682
you might not be seeing
much of her for a while.
1136
01:35:20,948 --> 01:35:24,918
Let me see that. What,
do you think I'm too dumb?
1137
01:35:33,127 --> 01:35:35,228
Don't worry, man, she'll come around.
1138
01:35:48,275 --> 01:35:49,876
Seasons end,
1139
01:35:49,878 --> 01:35:52,479
even on milliarcha v,
where nuclear winter
1140
01:35:52,481 --> 01:35:55,415
was slowly giving way to bright spring.
1141
01:36:01,388 --> 01:36:06,126
Vanguard felt it. And he knew
his own season was now at a close.
1142
01:36:06,128 --> 01:36:09,529
Be it burial in the
cold vacuum of space,
1143
01:36:09,531 --> 01:36:12,832
or a quaint domestic cabin
on the frontier's rim,
1144
01:36:12,834 --> 01:36:14,501
everyone retires.
1145
01:36:14,503 --> 01:36:18,938
Things, people... Come
into your life suddenly,
1146
01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:21,441
and then are just as suddenly gone.
1147
01:36:21,443 --> 01:36:23,910
But their season shapes you.
1148
01:36:23,912 --> 01:36:26,813
Makes you dare things you
hadn't previously even dreamt.
1149
01:36:33,554 --> 01:36:39,125
And for that, and for my
friend, this author is happy.
1150
01:36:42,125 --> 01:36:46,125
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