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[indistinct chatter]

- 'Oh!'
- 'Fine.'

- You're cutting it close.
- I've still got 8 minutes.

- What did I get him?
- Checked suspenders.

- You remember the card?
- Oh, no!

Who's your buddy, huh,
who's your pal?

I am, right?

[laughing]

How many fingers
am I holdin' up?

Good morning, Lois.

- You're late.
- Good morning, Clark.

So what did you get him?

Checked suspenders.

Didn't you get him
those last year?

Yeah.
He liked 'em, didn't he?

[clears throat]

Hello. He-he.
Excuse me. I am H. G. Wells.

[chuckling]

It's quite festive here,
you know.

Well, anyway, uh, I've run
into a spot of trouble.

You see, I've been travelling
with a companion

in my time machine, and we've
just come back from the future.

Phew! Ha-ha-ha!

Well, I-I-I've left him
in the park actually.

If this is a gag,
you're dead.

So we stopped here
because--

I'm sorry, sir. We're really
busy this morning

so we're gonna have
to wrap this up.

See, time travel,
it's not possible.

H. G. Wells wrote fiction
and he died in 1946.

I know you're Superman
and I need your help.

What, what'd he say?

I said..

...if I could just have
a moment of Mr. Kent's time

all his doubts
will be quelled.

And perhaps, by meeting
my companion from the future?

[nervously chuckling]
Yes.

Yes. Quite.

Look, Lois, there's no reason
for both of us to go.

There's no reason
for one of us to go.

So what did he really
say to you, Clark?

And if you really have a man
from the future with you

why did you leave him
in the park?

Oh, yes. Well, I didn't
want him to see the city.

You see, the 22nd century

is a peaceful,
harmonious Utopia.

No violence, no crime.

Without preparation,
poor Tempus would be horrified

by the savagery
of the 1990's. Oh! Oh.

[chuckling]
Whoo!

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, quite.

(male #1)
'Hey, the most beautiful women
in Metropolis right here..'

[siren blaring]

[indistinct chatter]

(male #2)
'Right here!
Have a good time..'

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, I've got
something for you.

[indistinct chatter]

(male #3)
'Come on,
give me your money, man!'

- 'Give it up! Shut up!'
- 'Help!'

(male #4)
'Hand it over!'

Come on! Come on!

No! No! Help!

What is this?

[instrumental music]

What just happened here
is called a "Mugging"?

[nervous chuckling]
No kidding. Took everything,
but my watch.

Not a very successful
mugging, was it?

Let's see
if I can do better.

[grunting]

Excellent!
I just mugged you.

Are you out of your mind?

No, my century.

Oh, no, no! Don't!

[clattering]

And I love it!

[theme music]

[music continues]

So, why did you bring
this Tempus

with you back from the future?

Well, he volunteered actually.

You see I have.. Whoo! Whoo!

[laughing]
Sort of a, a club

of fellow inventors
back in England

and I've never been
quite able to convince them

that my time machine
was functional.

So, I wanted to bring
Tempus back as proof.

Oh. What's this?

'Yes, tea, coffee..'

I say we cut our losses.

Good idea. Why don't you
go back to the office?

How does it work?
Yeah, steam power.

That's quite good, you know?

What is this?
Oops! Oh, so sorry.

[chuckling]

You actually
believe this guy?

No, I'm just..

- What?
- Curious.

So am I. How did he get your
interest all of a sudden?

- What did he say?
- Yeah..

Miss Lane, there's something
you might find interesting.

Utopia was founded
by Superman's descendants.

Superman's descendants,
he got married?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, quite.

Oh, here. Shall we?

And they based
their whole society

on the values and principles
that he lived by.

- So who did he marry?
- Oh, no, no, no, Miss Lane.

[laughing]
That might be giving
a bit too much away.

Shall we?

[instrumental music]

'Well, there she is.'

[chuckling]

So, where's your man
from the future?

Oh, no, uh..

Well, he must have wanted
to look around.

I hope he didn't go far.

[chuckling]

I smell a con job.

Let me show you
my, my problem

so perhaps, you can
get word to Superman.

[chuckling]
Now, to fully understand
my predicament

you must first appreciate

the intricacy
of the flux facilitator.

Here. Now..

'Quite proud of it,
you know.

'There we go.
Here we go.'

You got your shotguns,
your long guns..

They are semi-automatics.

Semi-automatics.

My personal choice
for self-protection.

I keep one here
right under the cash box.

Gives the scum a real surprise
if they try to rip me off.

Nine millimeter with
a 32-shot staggered clip.

Spits out these puppies as fast
as you can squeeze the trigger.

- Ah-huh.
- Makes you someone to respect.

How do you load it?

Wham..

...bam...thank you, ma'am.

[chuckling]

Tell me something.

Those chains you're wearing,
are they real gold?

Twenty-four karat.

- May I?
- Oh, be my guest.

Hey! What..

The chains,
give them to me.

[sighing]
I don't believe this.

And the ammunition belt,
holster, extra clips, of course.

Excellent.

You are, you know,
incredibly stupid.

- Bless you.
- No!

[Tempus laughing]

Yes, yes, yes!
That's...wonderful!

[gunfire]

The inter-time continuum.

[gunfire continues]

Uh, Lois, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna call Jimmy

and tell him we're gonna
be a little bit longer.

Clark.

[sighing]

He always does that.

Well, don't worry,
my dear.

Some day you'll
understand why.

[gunfire]

[upbeat music]

- Are you alright?
- Does it look like I'm alright?

Sorry. Who did this?

Some psycho
about, about six foot three

wearing an aluminum suit,
some heavy guns

and a selection of very
tasteful gold chains for men.

- I'll send the police.
- Yeah.

[clattering]

(Wells)
'At which point,
you're in danger'

of a time-flow ripple.

Mr. Wells, what is it
you're after exactly?

Oh. Quite, quite.
Didn't I say?

- Fuel.
- What kind of fuel?

Pure 24-karat gold.

[chuckling]
You've got to be kidding.

- That's the best you could do?
- Eh.. Miss Lane--

So, did you expect that we would
just give you all our jewelry

or maybe, get Superman
to dig you a mine?

Do I have "Sucker"
stamped on my forehead?

Or maybe you think I'm the
dumbest person on the planet.

Or I'm really H. G. Wells.

(male #5)
'He is.'

- Tempus.
- Hello, Herb.

What're you doing
with that horrible weapon?

I'm going on a trip

and you're driving.

Don't I know you?

I don't think so. Most of my
friends are pro-gun control.

No, wait. Lois Lane.

Yes! I've seen the holograms.

Well, this is a special
pleasure, Miss Lane.

I'm Tempus.

I'm from the future
that you and Superman created.

Me and superman?

A world of peace, a world
with no greed or crime.

A world so boring,
you'd blow your brains out

but there are no guns.

You want to know
the future, Miss Lane?

No one works,
no one argues.

There are 9,000 channels
and nothing on!

Well, I intend to do
something about that.

Herb, set the time machine
for Smallville..

...1966.

- Smallville?
- No. W-w-we, we have no fuel.

We, we have fuel.

One of the many disadvantages
of being from Utopia

is a complete lack
of technological understanding.

I can't run this machine,
but I can run this one.

Now, go.

Miss Lane, you seem
like an attractive

and interesting woman.

'I'm almost sorry
I'll be ruining your life.'

What are you talking about?

I'm going to kill
Superman, of course.

Nobody can kill Superman.

Unless you could get
hold of him

when he was a helpless
little baby.

Gee, if only I had
a time machine.

[chuckling]

You ready, Herb?

'You see, Miss Lane,
in a world with no superman'

there'll be no Utopia
in the future

'just a lot of sex
and violence..'

'...and me.'

[Tempus laughing]

[laughing]

[engine rumbling]

I think somebody's gone back
in time to kill you as a baby.

These must be the plans
of the time machine.

Do you think you can build it?

It could take a few hours.

[sighing]

Now all we need is gold.

Unfortunately, I don't think
we can afford to buy all we need

at current market prices,
so...I'll be right back.

[whooshing]

- Lois..
- Clark!

- That really was H. G. Wells--
- I know.

And he really had a man
with him from the future

but Superman just flew off
to get some--

I know. He gave me this.
He told me all about it.

Well, where is he?

Uh, he, uh..

There's a volcano about to erupt
in, uh, China.

He wants us to stop Tempus.

Us?

He said,
"Time is of the essence."

Jump in.

[beeping]

I hope this thing works.

[sighs]
Don't you think it's odd

that we're going to Smallville?
That's your hometown.

[chuckles]

[beeping]

[machine whirring]

[horse galloping]

That's right.
Come on. Hey!

Hey! Yeah..

[rumbling]

[horse neighing]

[neighing continues]

Smallville, 1966?

I don't think so.

- 'Unless that's Bob Dylan.'
- Ah, there's no handle...

It isn't my fault you used
an inferior grade of gold.

Obviously affected
the time flux facilitator.

However..

...we are in Smallville.

But a 100 years early
and out of fuel.

I'd almost think you did it
on purpose, Herb

if I thought you had a spine.

- Well, let's go.
- Where?

To see if they got any gold
in this here town.

[instrumental music]

You look quite funny
in that hat, you know.

[engine rumbling]

It's Smallville!

Yeah, but the cars..

[sighing]
And the clothes.

Clark.

Look at this.

It worked.

We're here.
We're really here!

Do you realize
what this means?

We could go anywhere.

We could be there
when Columbus landed

or when Washington
crossed the Delaware.

We could cover the greatest
stories in history.

[piano music]

[indistinct chatter]

- Morning, Sam.
- Hm. Hi.

Wonder what those two want.

They sure didn't ride all this
way just for the pretzels.

Marshal Kent been in yet?

Ah! Oh..

Well, well..

Yee-haw.

Guess this is where we belly up
to the bar and order.

Yes, quite.
Hello. Good morning.

Herb?

Yes. I, I would like
a spot of tea actually.

This is the red eye, mister.
We serve whiskey. We serve beer.

Oh, yes, quite.

Another bottle.

That's snakebite rye.
A dollar per.

Keep it in the back.
I'll just be a sec.

- Herb?
- Hm?

How many of these would
it take to get out of here?

I don't know,
two, 300?

Where can I get
more of these?

Well, I got that one
down at the bank.

A whole shipment just come in.

Go ahead and take it.

Really?

Of course, you got
about five seconds to spend it.

Wait...I know you.

Well, you're not..

Yes!

Jesse James!

You better back that face
right on up, mister.

I'm right, aren't I?

And that's your brother, Frank.

Well, you two
are my inspiration!

I've read everything
about you!

You must be here
to rob the bank.

I don't recall you ever
robbing a bank in Smallville.

Are you as good with a gun
as they say you are?

[gunfire]

Wasn't that something!

It really was.
That was...quite good.

Well, you're good.
You're really good.

You got a future.

'Not a very long one,
unfortunately, and here's why.'

'See, no matter
how good you are'

there's always
somebody better.

To wit.

[gunfire]

Now, uh...much as
I like you both

if you and your brother, Frank
have any ideas

about that bank
full of gold..

...get in line.

[Tempus laughing]

[instrumental music]

You boys have something personal
against this place?

[clamoring]

Clark, wait. Look.

(Clark)
'"Frontier Days,
Great Smallville'

'Gold Robbery?"'

(Lois)
'It must be a reenactment.'

They're just dressed
like Tempus and Wells.

But there was never any
"Great Smallville Gold Robbery".

- Unless..
- Something went wrong..

- And they went to 1866.
- And they needed gold.

[sighing]
I still don't understand
why we're in Smallville.

I-I think there was an early
Superman sighting here.

Really? I never heard that.

[piano music]

Thanks, Mr. Mikita.

Would you get those tools
on the way out, please?

(Mikita)
'Of course, Miss Martha.'

Maybe, I should have just
put everybody away

instead of making them
pay for damages.

If you arrested everybody
who shot up my place

I'd be out
of business in two weeks.

Jesse, it happens
to every man once in a while.

Not to me.

Look, it's not your fault.
His was just plain bigger.

Size never made
no difference before.

You've gotta get your mind
off this, Jesse

or it could affect
your future performance.

Uh!

[music continues]

Well, now..

Here's a little something
that ought to perk

a man's spirit right up.

Yeah, appreciate it.

- Anything diet?
- Mm. Uh..

Uh, do you have
real cola yet?

Hmm?

Just give me
a sarsaparilla.

Mm-hmm.

If you're lookin' for work

that's not the kind
of saloon I run.

- Clark, she looks just like--
- Uh, I know.

I don't believe it.

Clark, I think
we're talking to your--

My great-great-grandparents.

- Now, wait a minute.
- You're Miss Martha.

A-and, and Marshal Kent.

How many more weirdoes
are we gonna get in here today?

Uh, weirdoes?

There were other strange people
in here today?

Mm-hmm. The ones
that did that.

Well, they've been here.

- So they're friends of yours?
- No, uh, not exactly.

Uh, do you know where they are?

Gone.

Which is exactly
where we'd like you..

...and the naked lady.

- Naked?
- Oh, well, I'm not naked.

These are just new...
fashions from France.

Do you have any idea
where they are?

I think they had some
banking business to do.

Jesse, you're sounding bitter.

We got to do
something about this.

(Tempus)
Keep those hands high
and give me the gold.

I think I know
where they are.

Um..

Bye.

Brother, you are right.

It's time to get back
in the saddle.

Folks, this here's a holdup!

- Lois, what.. Go back inside.
- I will not.

Tempus! Is this..

(Tempus)
'Shut up, Herb.
You're boring me.

- Come on, let's go.
- Wait.

[horse neighing]

Oh, no!

Those are your ancestors.

If something happens
to them..

Stay here.
I'll be right back.

But Tempus..

[sighing]

[gunfire]

Oh, Marshal..

They hit you.

[grunting]

- Thank you, stranger.
- My pleasure, ma'am.

- The marshal's been hit.
- Is there a doctor in town?

He went back East. The closest
doctor is Kansas City.

That's four days' ride.

Call the deputy, have him
arrest these two men.

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna take him
to Kansas City.

[gasping]

(Tempus)
'Herb, would you work faster
with a few bullets in you?'

(Wells)
'Really, Tempus, one could'

'become quite tired
of your jokes.'

(Tempus)
'Trust me. I'm not joking.'

- Hurry.
- Oh.

Miss Lane,
what are you doing here?

Uh..

Well, I grabbed onto
the back of this machine

before it, you know..

Poof.

Yes, yes, yes, quite.

I-I-If she did,
she would've been caught

in the, the, uh,
th-the "poof"

the-the inter-dimensional
vortex.

- Yes.
- And you came alone?

Yes.

Well, Lois Lane

independent career
woman of the 1990's

you're about to be
stranded in 1866.

Without the right
to vote, own property

or write for a great
metropolitan newspaper.

[laughing]

God, I love irony.

So sorry, Miss Lane. I wish I'd
never invented this contraption.

Keep loading the gold.

If you want to kill Superman

I don't know why
you're going to Smallville

or why 1966.

(Tempus)
She doesn't know yet.
Oh, this is good.

This is really good.

Um, Lois, did you know
that in the future

you're revered
at the same level as Superman?

Why, there are books
about you, statues

an interactive game..
You're even a breakfast cereal.

- Really?
- Yes.

But as much
as everybody loves you

there is one question
that keeps coming up.

How...dumb...was she?

Here. I'll show you
what I mean.

Eh. Uh..

Look. I'm Clark Kent.

No! I'm Superman!

Mild-mannered reporter.

'Superhero!'

Hello!

Duh!

Clark Kent is Superman!

[dramatic music]

[chuckling]

Well, that was worth
the whole trip.

To actually meet the most
galactically stupid woman

'who ever lived.
Ha ha ha..'

Come on, Herb.

Clark and Superman are dead.

The future...belongs to me.

[Tempus chuckling]

Lois? Lois, you're alright.
I thought that--

And don't pretend
that hurt...Superman.

It all started because I wanted
to lead a normal life.

Friends, a job, a girl..

[sighs]
Lois, I knew that I couldn't do
that if everybody knew.

People would be
mobbing me all the time.

[sighing]
Lois, come on, you haven't
said a word since 1866.

You are the lowest form
of life imaginable.

Not what I was hoping for,
but I guess it's a start.

You're a liar.
There's nothing worse.

Lois, I did not lie to you.

I just told you certain facts

to keep you from finding out
about certain other facts.

You know, you ought
to run for president.

Oh, but you can't,
you weren't born here.

Then again, you could just lie.
Look at you right now.

Renting a car,
that's a big, fat lie.

What do you need a car for?
You're Superman.

[indistinct chatter]

Lois, I think we should keep
as low a profile as we can.

Anything we change in our past
could really affect our future.

Well, you always have
an answer for everything.

You're good, Clark.
You're really good.

No. Actually I'm not.

Lois..

...I have hated not
being able to tell you this.

I mean, you think
it was easy for me

sitting there and watch you
swoon over Superman

at the same time
ignoring me?

That's ridiculous.
You are Superman.

[sighs]
No. Lois,
Superman is what I can do.

Clark is who I am.

And the closer
we've gotten..

[sighs]
...the more I've wanted
to explain this to you

but it just kept getting
so complicated.

Well, you've obviously had
more time to think about this

than I have, so why don't you
answer one question for me?

How can I ever
trust you again?

Glasses, secret identity..

...seemed like a good idea
at the time.

[instrumental music]

[leaves rustling]

Just like
the history books said.

Yes, right down to the remnants
of the exploding planet

sucked along the, the path
of the ship here.

Otherwise known..

...as Kryptonite.

Open it.

[beeps]

(Wells)
'Oh, my.'

Hello, junior.

[engine rumbling]

And it was partly
for your protection.

Don't patronize me.

I'm not patronizing you.

If you knew and somebody
found out that you knew

you'd have been
a target.

What do you think I am,
galactically stupid?

[engine revving]

You are the smartest
woman that I know.

And I never wanted
to hurt you in any way.

Now, if what I did
was wrong..

...then I apologize.

But I can't change
what I've done.

Wait a minute.

- We're here.
- Where?

This is Shuster's Field,
where the ship landed. Come on.

I think we're early.

Mom and dad
used to say that it was night

when they were driving along
and they saw what they thought

looked like a meteor.

Here.

What?

Nothing.

Just all those times
you pretended you couldn't hit

couldn't jump, couldn't open
a peanut butter jar by yourself.

Lois, do the words
"Let it go" mean anything to..

- Ow.
- What?

I don't know.

I feel kind of weak,
like there's Kryptonite around.

But that would mean
that the ship

would already have
to have landed..

Clark, look.

It can't be.

Tempus.

Where are we?

Well, if I remember
my Kent history from college

this should be Rocky Cove,
a nice, safe place

to spend some quality time
with our child.

Just put him right there.

(Wells)
'Here, little one. Just rest.'

You know,
I...I won't let you hurt him.

I will fight you
with my last breath.

- Really?
- I swear it.

Oh, dear..

Sorry. Can't have you
swearing in front of the baby.

[chuckling]

[baby cooing]

What are we gonna say?

You'll think of something.
You're good at that.

[sighing]
Yeah. Right.

"Hi, uh..

...did you find a baby
in a spaceship?"

[humming]

Hello.

[instrumental music]

Are you alright?

Oh. Yeah.
He's just, uh, really tired.

We've been doing
a lot of traveling.

Oh, well, I know
just what'll fix you up.

Nothing like buttermilk
for what ails you.

That's what my husband,
Jonathan always says.

What am I being accused
of saying?

Oh. Jeez!
Oh, I'm-I'm really sorry.

It's just
you both look so young.

Oh, it's alright.
Don't worry about it.

Yeah, but I know how clean
you like to keep things..

Um, what he means
is that it's-it's obvious

that you keep your house
as neat as a pin.

Uh, excuse me, folks.
Uh, Martha.

Did you hear anything about
Shuster selling his field?

- No.
- That's odd.

'Cause I just saw a couple
of weird-looking city fellas--

(Martha)
'Oh, now, Jonathan,
let's not talk business.'

We have company. Come on.

This is my husband, Jonathan.

Now, what brings you
two folks out this way?

Uh...well..

We were, um, uh..

Looking for something.

Like what?

You didn't happen
to find a baby, did you?

No, Martha..

It's just I'm not able
to have children.

We can't.

But I know that
if I were to find a baby

I would be the most
grateful woman in the world.

And the world's best mom.

Thank you.

How about some more
buttermilk?

Oh, you've been very kind

but, uh, we're on sort
of a tight schedule, aren't we?

Yeah. Uh, da..

Um, uh, sir.
I'm sorry.

You were saying something
about Shuster's Field?

Oh, you don't have
to be polite.

Oh, he's not.

I mean, he is.

Uh, did you see
some people there?

Uh, yeah.
Uh, two city fellas.

I thought they were buyers.
Weird-looking.

Do you know
where they were headed?

They headed up
to Rocky Cove on foot.

We'd better go.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Uh..

I hope you find
who you're looking for.

You, too.

[instrumental music]

I don't know
how I know this

but I don't think
his color's quite right.

He's getting sick.

Don't worry.

I'll take good care of him.

[music continues]

[engine rumbling]

- Are you okay?
- Just tired.

I've never seen you look
so pale, even from Kryptonite.

I'll be fine. I just need
to rest a little bit.

Look, I'm sorry I was so hard
on you before about..

...you know.

It must've been really
hard all those years

having to hide and pretend.

Not being able to share.

I'm sorry you had
to go through that alone.

I wasn't alone, Lois.

I always had my parents.

And you.

Maybe, there were a lot
of things that I couldn't say

but there was nothing
I couldn't feel.

I just got to wake up here.

You know, we're miles
from the Kryptonite.

You shouldn't be feeling
this.. Clark. Your hands.

(Clark)
'It's Tempus.
He must be changing the past.'

Don't do this, Tempus.

What, Herb?
I'm not doing a thing.

[baby cooing]

Does baby like his
shiny new Kryptonite?

Huh? Well..

You just play with it
all you want.

[dramatic music]

[engine revving]

Over there.

What's happening to you?

In a minute,
I-I won't even exist.

You're gonna have
to go without me.

[intense music]

[baby cooing]

♪ Oh Superbaby
new to the Earth ♪

♪ Play with your rock ♪

♪ And make pointless
your birth ♪

♪ The world will spin on ♪

♪ Sans super decree ♪

♪ And the future
belongs to ♪

♪ People like ♪

♪ Me ♪♪

(Tempus)
'Won't be long now.'

You really think you can destroy
Utopia by killing a child?

Well, as you can see, Herb,
I'm giving it my best.

Oh, you're a fool.

A world of peace will always
be man's ultimate goal.

Herb, did your books
actually sell?

Because you're kind of a bore.

Which brings me
to my next question.

What am I gonna do
with you, huh?

I could just
leave you here to starve, but..

No, you might get away,
build another time machine.

Obviously, I've got
to kill you. But how?

Something suitable,
something ironic

like what I did to Lois.
That was good.

I know.
A Utopian execution.

I'll bore you to death.

[Tempus chuckling]

[twig snaps]

[intense music]

[grunting]

How did you get here?

Another time machine.

Where is it?
You will tell me.

[inhales]

[wind howling]

[grunting]

You like violence so much?
Come on, let's see what you got.

[grunting]

I hate to tell you,
but you hit like a girl.

[music continues]

Miss Lane, the baby.
The baby, is he, is he..

Oh. Oh, gosh.

I'm not very,
I'm not very good with..

Oh, you will be.
You will be, Miss Lane.

Just hold his, hold his head,
yes. And keep him close.

Oh.

[baby cooing]

Oh, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.

[grunting]

[grunting]

- Show-off.
- Clark?

- Are you alright?
- I'm fine.

- I was so afraid that you--
- It's alright.

Everything's alright.

I couldn't stand the idea
that I might lose you.

And I'd never get
to tell you how much..

- I'd never get to say--
- Oh, please.

I'll go to jail, I'll strap
myself into the electric chair.

Just don't make me
listen to this.

[baby cooing]

It's almost night.
I-I've got to go.

I've always wanted
to do this in front of you.

[chuckles]

[whirring]

- He looks like you.
- I hope so.

Time to go, pal.

Now, I just need to show mom
and dad where to find us.

Sit tight, little fella.

And they'll be here
to get you.

Or us.

[engine rumbling]

[instrumental music]

[rumbling]

What was that?

Looked like a meteor,
over in Shuster's Field.

[mellow music]

[whispering]

My Lord.

Oh, Jonathan..

[whispering]
Hi.

Who's the sweetest
baby in the world?

There we go.

Hello, hello.

What's the matter, my dear?

[sighing]

You've been
to the future, Mr. Wells.

Is it true what Tempus
said about me?

Oh, yes. You're as highly
revered as any woman in history.

Oh. No. I-I meant about..

...being galactically stupid.

No.

No, no, Miss Lane.
Not stupid. Blind.

It's one of the many things
that makes your story

so timeless, why children never
tire of hearing it at bedtime

why, why parents
never outgrow it..

...generation after generation

we're all blinded
by love, Miss Lane.

Especially, that one great love

that changes us forever.

Oh, excuse me, but I'm in danger
of choking on my own vomit.

Everything's alright.
The Kents have the baby.

Oh, good, good, good.

Then we can start
to make things right.

Superman, you and Lois meet me
at the second time machine.

Where are you going?

To see to it, Mr. Tempus
causes no more trouble.

Superman, as long
as I have you here

just answer one thing for me.

Why tights? Why a cape?

You're a grown man.
Don't you feel ridiculous?

My mother made it for me.

[chuckles]

[zapping]

[instrumental music]

Well, Clark.

You got a little, um,
schmutz here

on your..."S".

[mellow music]

Is this gonna feel as weird
to you as it does to me

knowing that you're
Superman from now on?

Well, I'm afraid
that can't be, Miss Lane.

Not just yet, anyway.

We've tampered
with history enough.

It's a little bit late.

[chuckling]
No, no, not at all.

I'll simply drop each of you
back before I ever showed up.

'That way you'll both
remember nothing'

and none of this will have
ever happened.

Is that what you did
with Tempus?

Oh, no. Mr. Tempus
was such a lover of irony.

I decided to give him
a lifetime of it.

- 'How so?'
- 'By granting him his wish.'

'To live in a violent'

'hellish...dystopia.'

Miss Lane.

[whirring]

Take this, you loony!

[laughing]

You stupid hayseed,
corn-sucking cow-lovers!

I don't belong here!
I'm from the future!

I have to get out of here,
so I can build

another time machine!

Hey!
Is anybody listening to me?

Hey!

Oh!

- You're cutting it close.
- I still got eight minutes.

What'd I get him? And don't
tell me checked suspenders.

How'd you know?

[sighing]

[indistinct chatter]

- Good morning, Lois.
- You're late.

Good morning, Clark.

I'm having the weirdest
feeling of deja vu.

Don't tell me. You got him
checked suspenders again.

How did you know?

You got him that last year,
didn't you?

No, Clark. I'm serious.

Now, that you mention it,
it does feel

like we've done all this before.

Oh, no. I forgot
to get the card. Jimmy!

Oh. Here it is.
How'd that get there?

- Clark.
- You were holding it for me.

- It's my card. Remember?
- No, I-I don't.

Come to think of it,
I don't even like cards.

Just sort of slows down
that whole getting

to the present thing.
You know what I mean?

What?

I was just thinking..

(female #1)
'Sh-sh! Sh-sh! Here he comes,
you guys. Come on!'

[sighs]
Nah.

- Hey, everybody!
- 'Surprise! Surprise!'

(male #6)
'Happy birthday, Perry!'

- 'Happy birthday.'
- 'Happy birthday, Perry!'

[indistinct chatter]

[instrumental music]

[chuckling]

[theme music]