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[dramatic music]

[explosion]

Very nice work.

Thanks.

How long till the flames
engulf this floor?

Oh, six, maybe seven minutes.
How do I look?

Fabulous, of course.

Seen him yet?

That fax from Iberia should
be here in a few minutes

and we can finally
get out of here.

Okay, your move.

I know. It's been
my move for a while.

- What do you mean? I just--
- I mean the date thing.

- Oh.
- So about the date thing.

Yes.

Well, I know I've been kind of
avoiding the subject lately.

- Yes.
- Uh..

I finally decided that
I think we should just..

(man on PA system)
"Attention, all units."

- Go ahead and do it.
- High-rise building fire..

I mean, I know
there's a lot to lose

but it's just a date, right?

- And we're both adults, right?
- Respond immediately.

Clark?

Lois, uh, please,
hold that thought, okay?

Hold that thought?

Uh, yeah, I'm sorry,
uh, just that I have to..

...uh, return this video.

I-It's really important.
I'll be right back.

It's me, right?

I do this to them.
I make them insane.

No. No, it's them.

They're already insane.

I just seem to find it..

...because I'm too smart.

Smart..

...and alone.

And talking to a piece
of plastic.

[sirens wailing]

Seen our man yet?

Ah! Heading right this way.

Oh. Your good luck charm?

Yes.

Never take a chance without it.

Well, I'm sure
you'll be alright up here.

As long as your plan works
and I know it will.

[sighs]
Oh.

Okay.

Showtime.

[laughs]

Whoo!

[theme music]

[laughing]

(Superman)
Whoa, there! Hold on.

It's okay. I've got you.

Yes. Oh, yes, you do.

[tracker beeping]

- You're sure you tagged him?
- On the neck.

- Are you getting a reading?
- Not yet.

Here. Adjust the calibrations
to a higher frequency.

It's alright. The fire's out.

Superman, thank you so much.
I'm Diana Stride.

Yes, Ms. Stride.
I've seen your news show.

- Really? You watch TV?
- Once in a while.

- This is my cameraman, Rolf.
- Pleasure.

What exactly were you two
doing up here anyway?

We came to get some Vista shots
for a piece

Diana's doing on urban renewal.

And then just stumbled
into an exclusive.

I can't imagine
how this fire got started.

- Can you, Rolf?
- I simply can't.

Well, I checked the elevators.
They're still working.

Once the smoke clears

you should be able to get down
just fine.

Superman, if there's ever
anything I can do for you, I..

Take care, Miss Stride.

Uh, nice to meet you, Rolf.

(Rolf)
'And you.'

So good, so decent.

Don't you just want to vomit?

- Nice quads though.
- Hm.

Aah, it's working.
We can track him now.

[beeping]

Wait. What's wrong?

He's so fast. He just flew
right out of range.

Well, we'll get him
in range again

and then it's only a matter
of time before we have..

...the story of the century.

Let's face it.

Our show has always
been uplifting

and intellectually challenging

and that's why our ratings suck.

So I've decided people want dirt

we'll give them the dirtiest.

Starting with..

...our beloved hero, Superman.

Everything the public
is dying to know.

What are his weaknesses?
Who are the women in his life?

I, for one, would love
to meet those girls.

But most importantly, who is he
when he's out of uniform?

Does he have another life?
Perhaps a secret identity.

And if he does, we'll find it

and expose it
on worldwide television.

Oh, it'll be sensational
and it'll be..

Story of the century.

Key member of Intergang's
just been arrested.

He's made a deal,
he's gonna testify.

- Who is it?
- We don't know.

DA's calling him Mr. X.

Now the word is Intergang's been
killing these world leaders

'for decades, making it look
like accidents.'

This Mr. X is gonna finger
their key assassin.

Now I want the full story
on this guy.

'So by the time
he takes the stand'

'the "Planet"
has the headlines.'

Who he is? Where he comes from?

- What he's gonna say? Got it?
- Got it.

Okay, good. Go get him.

- Are those new specs, C.K?
- Yeah.

- Try 'em on?
- No.

Uh, I have a really
strong prescription.

I wouldn't wanna hurt your eyes.

Alright. I'll see you later.

- Uh, Lois, about last night.
- It's okay, Clark.

We can finish that chess game
some other time.

I'm not talking
about the chess game.

I'm talking about us.

You were trying
to say something and I..

I..

Had a sudden urge
to return a tape.

It's perfectly understandable.

I needed to express
a deep personal feeling.

You needed to save $3.

Lois, you know, I really hope
someday that you learn

that sometimes what it seems
like people are doing

isn't what they're really doing.

What are you, a fortune cookie?

If you had some other reason
for leaving last night, say it.

I guess I don't.

Then I guess that's it.
Let's get to work.

Man, you're looking
at two very tense people.

Uh, Norcross and Judd.

Sorry?

Billy Norcross
and Serena Judd.

Reporters before your time.

Almost as good as those two.

In fact, they were an inch away

from getting the Pulitzer
when they, uh--

- Got involved.
- Yep.

(Jimmy)
'And it didn't work out?'

(Perry)
'It was such a disaster'

'they should have filed
for federal aid.'

'Judd ended up teaching yoga
to oil riggers in Anchorage.'

Billy Norcross drained every
bottle in the Tri-state area

found God and opened
his own cable TV ministry.

[whistles]

(Perry)
'Yeah, all because
they were partners'

'best of friends,
fell in love.'

[tracker beeping]

Superman is definitely
in the building.

Yes. Be still my beating heart.

(Diana)
Get the camera ready.

Now Superman might be
disguised as anyone.

So whoever the tracker
says we tagged

just get it on tape.

[elevator dings]

Is that who I think it is?

Got him. I've got him.
He's right here.

[chuckles]
You didn't hear
about my story, did you?

I'm afraid so.

Well, there goes my surprise.

Everyone, I'm Diana Stride

and "Top Copy" is doing
a tribute to Superman.

[applause]

We know he has a lot of great
friends at the "Planet"

and I'd like to interview
all of you.

'I had hoped it would be
a surprise for him'

but, well, there's no keeping
secrets from the Man of Steel.

So let's get started,
shall we?

Who wants to talk
about Superman?

- I do.
- Yeah, I do.

And, Superman, I can count
on an interview from you soon?

Careful. Whatever that thing
is in your hand there..

[crackles]

...it's shorted out.

Maybe I'd better take it
before you get burned.

Or maybe he works there
as somebody else.

(Rolf)
'Ah!'

Your secret identity theory, eh?

- Must be the bulb, no?
- I'll get that.

You just go on home.

But, uh, we..

Uh..

[indistinct]

[monitor beeps]

Hello, Diana.
You're looking very well.

Cut the flattery.
I'm retired.

Hiatus, Diana.

You don't retire
when you work for Intergang.

Whatever it is,
I'm not interested.

Well, I think you will be.

Nice hood. Couture?

'He's one of ours,
turning state's.'

The DA's calling him Mr. X

'but you know him
as Michael Disanto'

'your former partner.'

In a week, he's going
to tell the grand jury

everything he knows.

How we plucked you
out of nowhere

'made you
a world-famous journalist'

so you could meet the rich,
the powerful

and kill them for us.

Alright.

- Where is he?
- That's my girl.

Lois, I'm just not
very comfortable with this.

Why? Mayson works
for the DA's office

and she's a friend of yours.

She might be able to tell us
something about Mr. X.

- I don't see the problem.
- No, you don't.

Just because
she's in love with you.

You think that bothers me?

Help me make it
through the night.

(Mayson)
Sorry, guys.
I can't give on this one.

(Lois)
Look, we're not
gonna be irresponsible

with the information.

We'd hold it
till the day he testify.

This isn't about trust.

I have orders and these
orders come from way up.

We've heard the rumors
about the assassin

that Mr. X is supposed
to identify.

Isn't there something
that you can give us?

Well, alright.

I shouldn't even
be saying this.

Apparently,
the assassin is famous.

'Very famous'

And if I say another word

'I'll be looking
for a new career.'

I appreciate this
very much, Mayson.

'Thank you.'

- Lois.
- Yes.

- We should get going.
- We should.

Ah, thanks, Mayson.

Bye.

- I-I'll call you.
- I'd like to talk.

Um, we kind of left things
up in the air between us.

I know. I-I apologize.

I will call.

I can't believe
you stole her beeper.

See, that's where you're wrong.

I hesitated because I thought
it was stealing.

Then I realized I could get
the information I wanted

and mail it back
to her anonymously.

Morally remaining
on very solid ground.

Gotta admit, C.K., it's pretty
smart to get the phone numbers

and trace them back
to their addresses.

Yeah, brilliant.

We now know where
Mayson's maid lives

her secretary,
two lawyers, a judge--

And Mr. X.

I think we just found
the government safe house.

I don't see any Mr. X.

Uh, I bet I wouldn't
if I was looking through those.

We've got to get closer.

Lois, it's not like
he's being guarded

by the three stooges,
you know.

(male #1)
'No, he's not.'

'Put your hands down, kid.'

[grunts]

[beeping]

(male #1)
'Alright, keep moving.'

I'm too young and boyish
to go to jail.

(male #1)
'Quiet.'

- Get down! Get down!
- Aah!

[explosion]

[indistinct shouting]

[gunshots]

I'll take him to the hospital.
Meet me there.

- Clark!
- Where's C.K?

[indistinct chatter]

One slug is still dangerously
close to his heart.

I can't operate
until he stabilizes.

This witness needs to be
protected. Can he be moved?

Only if you wanna do
the assassin's job for him.

- Superman!
- Superman!

[reporters clamoring]

I'd like to make a statement.

An attempt was made on the life
of a state's witness.

I'd like to say to anyone
out there thinking

of making a second attempt,
don't.

I am now personally
protecting this witness

and if anything
should happen to him

I will hunt his killers
relentlessly.

'Thank you.'

(Diana)
'Did you watch the news?'

It's not like you
to bungle anything, Diana.

Now you've turned Superman
into a bodyguard.

My, my.

There's a rumor
about a substance

that can kill him.

A chunk of meteor
that Lex Luthor got ahold of.

- Can you get some?
- Are you telling me--

I'll kill Superman for free.

Just get me the rock

and then get me in touch
with the science division.

- And you found this?
- Right after you disappeared.

- What happened to you, anyway?
- I thought I saw the assassin.

You went after a professional
killer by yourself? Clark!

Come on, Lois.
It wasn't that danger..

Well, no.

I guess you're right. I guess
I could have been killed.

And then we never would
have settled things.

Maybe this is fate
giving us a second chance.

Nice. You rehearse that one?

Improvised on the spot.

A for effort.
F for fat chance.

Anyway, I lost him.

Well, I've got a real feeling
it's not a him.

It's a her.

I think it's Diana Stride.

All because of this.

You know, you get this tone
in your voice

when you're humoring me.

You think I don't hear it,
but I do.

[chuckles]
Sorry.

- So what have you got?
- She was in the army.

Then she pops up
in a TV station in Omaha

starts a very fast rise
to legendary anchorwoman.

And?

What do these men
have in common?

(Clark)
'They're famous.'

- Powerful.
- Dead.

And they were all interviewed
by Diana Stride.

Lois, what am I doing right now?

- Ah.
- Grasping.

- Aah.
- Stretching?

Come, come on.

- Umm.
- Reaching.

Aah, and I am not the only one.

Can I talk to you guys?

Look, I already told
the police everything.

Well, now you're going
to tell me.

How did you find him?

I don't think I like your tone.

And I don't like my witness
on life support.

You can't force a reporter
to reveal sources.

True, but I tell you
what I can do.

I can convene a grand jury,
put you on the stand

and if you refuse to answer,
toss you in jail till you do.

- Both of you.
- Mayson, hold on.

We're all on the same side here.

We all wanna
bring down Intergang.

Then tell me how
you found my witness

and anything you know
about the assassin.

I'll give you 24 hours.

If I don't get an answer by
then, I'm gonna hit you both

so hard, you'll think
it was rainin' hammers.

Well, she's watched a little
too much "Perry Mason."

Maybe we haven't watched enough.

What does that mean?

It means maybe
we stepped over the line.

We didn't. I did.
Is that what you mean?

Lois, whatever one of us does

the other person takes
responsibility for.

That's what
being partners is all about.

Okay.

Well, we have a little time.

If we can ID who's trying
to kill her witness

maybe that'll get her
off our backs.

Ha! Speak of the devil.

[both laughing]

I got an idea.

Oh, you've simply got to tell
that story on film.

Oh, I'd like to, Diana, but
I'm a little on the shy side.

Yeah.
Compared to what, sir.

Now I won't take no
for an answer.

And you, you're just delicious.

- J'adore.
- Oh, thank you. Oh.

Oh, Diana, now this is the fella
I was telling you about.

'Clark Kent. Now he's real
tight with Superman.'

So, uh, well,
I'll leave you in good hands.

I can't believe
I haven't met you before.

But then I've read everything
you've ever written.

Really? I didn't know
that TV people had time

to read newspapers.

Lois Lane.
This is a real honor.

I understand
there's no one in the world

closer to Superman.

I was hoping that we could
spend some time together.

That's a really
nice necklace, Lois.

Oh, thanks, Clark.

It's not mine.
I-I found it.

- It's not yours, is it?
- Why, no.

You sure?

I, it's just that I,
I thought I saw you wearing

one like it the other day.

And I thought
how appropriate, you know

Diana, the huntress
from Greek mythology

who stalks her prey
by moonlight.

- It's really not yours?
- Really not.

Oh. Oh, well, my mistake.

Gosh, I just hope that, uh

whoever lost this
little charm finds it

because, you know, they're
probably in for some bad luck.

(Clark)
'Whoa. Wait. Wait.'

- Uh, here, dad.
- Oh.

Why don't you let me give
you a hand with that?

Oh, thanks.

- Where do you guys want it?
- Oh, right over here, honey.

And be careful.
That stuff is very sensitive.

No problem, mom.

You know, Lois,
she's onto something.

Diana Stride
is not who she seems.

Oh, too bad.

You know, your father always had
kind of a little crush on her.

'Oh, no, that's not true,
Martha.'

I just always thought
she was very--

Sizzling?

Vivacious?

Trustworthy.

Well, I'm not so sure
about that, dad.

She's trying to find out
that Superman is me

and tell the world

and I'm not so sure
I can stop her.

Yes, but if you and Lois
are able to prove your theory

that she's some kind
of an assassin--

Well, it's all just pieces
right now, mom.

We don't even have enough
to tell Perry.

Diana is closing in on me.

It's funny. I've never
felt like this before.

Felt like what?

Like I'm being stalked.

[whirring]

- 'Mom, is that a laser?'
- 'Uh-huh.'

I thought you said
this was an art project.

It is.

My professor says
this is the sculpture

of the future light.

What our lab people know
about this Kryptonite

is still very sketchy,
but they have ground it down

to a paste as you requested.

Good. And the device I sent you?

Should be modified by tomorrow.

(Diana on answering machine)
'Clark, this is Diana Stride.'

'Could you contact
Superman for me?'

'I'd really like to spend
some time with him'

'tonight one-on-one.'

You got it.

Hello.

Diana will be here
in just a moment.

'In the meantime,
can I get you some wine?'

It's, uh, not a bad merlot.

No, thank you, Rolf.

You know, as long as
I have you over here..

...there is something, uh

I have always wanted
to ask you.

When I wear
my very tightest ski pants..

...I always get a bit, uh..

...chafed.

Uh, do you find this,
uh, happens to you?

No, but it helps
to be invulnerable.

[instrumental music]

Rolf, I'd like to be
alone with Superman.

[speaking in French]

- Miss Stride.
- Diana.

I know your story
isn't a tribute.

It's an attempt to expose me.

Expose you?

Do you have something to hide?

We all have something
to hide, Miss Stride.

Some of us
for the good of others

and some of us
for their own gain.

I'm here to tell you,
Miss Stride

drop the story.

Superman, I..

I can't.

You see, if I drop this story

I'm going to lose my show
and that's all I have.

When you want so much from life

and then you get even more
than you ever expected

the thought of having
it all taken away..

...can make you do things

things that you never even
thought you were capable of.

[sobs]

Don't, don't, don't cry.

That's why I did this.

Or maybe it's just
because I'm no damn good.

There's good in everyone.

Oh.

[grunts]

Not everyone.

[groans]

Oh, Superman,
not on the first date.

You don't want me
as an enemy, Miss Stride.

But I've got you.

Yes!

♪ I've got you
under your skin ♪♪

[laughs]

(Diana)
'Well, the Kryptonite
is in his bloodstream.'

He should die a slow
and painful death

within a day or so.

Diana, you are the very best.

Thank the lab boys
for modifying this so fast.

You better hurry up
and get that story on Superman.

Doesn't sound like he's gonna
be around much longer.

I'll get my story and Disanto.

So we have a new way
to track Mr. Steely Pants?

Mm-hmm. I made him swallow
a radioactive substance.

I'll just bet you did.

And this time, when we get close

he may be a little
too distracted to notice us.

- What's your take on them?
- Seem to be getting along.

(Perry)
'Very professional?
Doing their job?'

- No muss, no fuss?
- Exactly.

Norcross and Judd
all over again.

(Jimmy)
So, you really think
it's that bad?

Jimmy, they're a truckload
of nitro.

They're speeding down a mountain

the brakes are out

and they don't even know it.

So we've hit a big wall
on the Diana front.

What next?

Hey, you look a little pale.
Are you feeling okay?

I'm fine.
Just have a headache.

Mayson Drake just called.

She says
you have exactly one hour

'to answer her question
or else.'

- So how do we play this?
- Your call. You're my partner.

Whatever you decide,
I'll back you up.

[beeping]

Uh! I've to tie my shoe.

[beeping]

Lois, do you have any aspirin?

Oh, yeah, I think I have some.

(Perry)
'Damn it, Olsen. I told you
to keep that window closed!'

[sighs]
He's left the building.

(Perry)
'Oh, yoo-hoo! Diana!'

There you are.

I'm all set
for our little, uh, tete-a-tete.

Oh, of course, Perry.

Let's do it in your office.

[speaking French]

[sighs]

[phone rings]

- Hello.
- Mom.

Clark, what's wrong?
You sound awful.

I need you and dad to come
to Metropolis right away.

- What's the matter?
- He sounds sick.

- Clark, are you sick?
- He doesn't get sick.

Unless, it's..

Clark, is it..

Kryptonite.

Oh, no.

I recognized the symptoms
right away.

I suddenly got so weak
I couldn't even fly home.

Well, can't you
get away from it?

No. It's inside me.

But I have this other problem.

I need you guys to get here
as soon as you can

a-and, mom, bring
that laser sculpture.

The hologram? What for?

[elevator dings]

[elevator dings]

(Lois)
'Hi.'

- Uh, thanks for coming.
- No problem.

I was just down the street
deposing a witness.

I, um, did something
that I, uh, shouldn't have.

- You stole it.
- Yeah.

Uh, it's not the first time
I've bent the law for a story

but I did feel bad

because after I finished
rationalizing it

I, I realized that a big part
of why I did it

is because I don't like you.

Really?

Oh, God. That is such a relief.
I don't like you either.

- Really?
- Really.

Well, that makes me
feel much better.

I-I couldn't stand the idea
that I was just jealous

because of Clark, it's so--

Petty. I know.

I mean, it feels
so much better--

To just dislike you
because you're you.

[beeping]

(Clark)
'We need to have sound too.'

Just me talking, mom.

Yeah. Can you do that
with the hologram?

Great. I'll be here
in the apartment.

No, Clark, you get yourself
to a hospital.

Dad, what are they gonna do?
They can't operate on me.

I'd break the scalpels.

Well, there's gotta
be something they can do.

I guess you're right,
but I'd better go as Superman.

'No, Superman doesn't
have insurance'

'but I'm sure
we'll work something out.'

I love you too.

Oh, get down.

'Get down!'

[camera powers down]

Oh, my God.

Clark Kent is Superman.

And we've got it on tape.

- Oops.
- Oops?

Did you say oops?

My, my battery pack is dead.
The camera won't work.

I-I must go to get
a fresh battery pack.

You go get it.

[groans]

[glass shatters]

Superman,
what are you doing here?

- Are you alright?
- I gotta get to a hospital.

Yeah.

(woman on phone)
'911 emergency.'

Hurry, please. He's dying.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Idiot.

I deserved that.

You can do it again
if you'd like.

We've got plenty of time
for that later.

[knocks]

[laughs]

Well, well.

I'm ready for my close-up,
Mr. Demille.

I want this spliced
into the interviews

with Superman's friends and get
on the phone with the network.

We broadcast tonight.

- And I've got to get going.
- Where?

Doctor's appointment.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I don't know what to do.

This Kryptonite you've told me
about has invaded your system

and it's spreading
almost like a cancer.

If it were cancer?

Well, then we'd try
and kill it with chemo or--

- Superman, did you hear that?
- I heard.

So we could try and burn it out
or heat it or radiation.

Well, we have facilities here.

No. We'd need someplace bigger.

[alarm blaring]

[groans]

[ECG monitor beeping]

[grunts]

- You are?
- 'Travis.'

- 'It's right here, ma'am.'
- You're early, Officer Travis.

Oh. Just wanted some coffee.

Thanks.

Wait, you're telling me
that Diana Stride

is a professional assassin?

I know it's hard to believe.

[men coughing]

Wait. Mayson, no!

It's gas!

[both coughing]

Hello, Michael.

Goodbye, Michael.

[grunts]

You're in way
over your head, Lois.

I only have one thing
to say to you, honey.

[grunts]

Keep your lips off Superman!

Hold it.

Wrong reporter.

[screams]

I'm so glad you're alright.

- She didn't hurt you?
- No. No.

I-I might be a little achy
in the morning, but..

Ah, Diana made a clean getaway.
We can't find her.

Maybe you could, um

I don't know,
help with the search.

I'd be glad to, Miss Drake.

And, Lois, I just
have to say thanks.

I owe you an awful lot.

Keep this up and we may
have to like each other.

Oh, no. Anything but that.

(man on TV)
'Tonight on "Top Copy"'

'Diana Stride with an exclusive
on the secrets of Superman.'

Does the Man of Steel
have a secret life?

Find out tonight
only on "Top Copy."

Boy, people will do
anything for ratings.

Excuse me.

[music on TV]

And here in this apartment,
we find the final piece

to the puzzle,
which tells us that Superman

is, in fact, Clark Kent.

- I don't believe it.
- Me neither.

I mean, they always kind
of looked alike though.

Jimmy, some people say
I look like Richard Nixon

but I ain't ever been
to the White House.

Lois, you buying this?

I, I..

[elevator dings]

[indistinct chatter]

Hi.

[indistinct chatter]

Clark, what is going on here?

I decided the easiest way
to settle all this

would be a press conference.

[reporters clamoring]

My name is Clark Kent.

I'm sure you all saw the story
on television tonight

and I'd just like to say..

[crowd gasping]

Hey, Clark,
I don't mean to interrupt

but it would probably
be a lot easier

if I explained everything.

Diana Stride is now
a wanted fugitive.

Jonathan, there's a blip
in the hologram.

Her contention that I am
Clark Kent is an attempt

to deflect the fact
that she has long been using

'her celebrity as a cover'

'so that she may operate freely
as an assassin for Intergang.'

Oh, boy, what am I doing
playing with lasers?

- I'm a farmer.
- You're helping our son.

Now get your telemetry straight.

Clark Kent is a friend of mine.

My uniforms were hanging
in his closet

because he was kind enough
to clean them for me.

I don't have a washing machine.

'I don't have a place
to hang my spare capes.'

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got someone to pick up.

Well, any questions?

I don't understand why
we've to leave the country.

- Diana, what's going on?
- Stop whining.

The police will be glad
to answer that.

Oh. Am I in trouble?

Are you going to, to punish me?

No, Rolf.

Superman.

Can't we work
something out here?

I don't think so.

Then what about a goodbye kiss?

Diana, you ought to come with
a surgeon general's warning.

Who says I don't, Clark?

Oh, I'm afraid I have some
bad news on that front too.

What?

[speaking in French]

I don't care what that says.
We know what we saw.

I tried to tell you.

You don't want me
for an enemy, Diana.

Come on.

- Working late?
- Big news night.

- Where you been?
- Superman caught Diana.

I got us the exclusive.

You're some partner.

Is that all I am, Lois?

I don't know.

I know how I feel

and I know what I think

and those are two
very different things.

Can I make a suggestion?

Please.

Let's finish what we started.

The chess game.

Then we can take it from there.

- You two going back to work?
- No, we're going back to play.

Uh-huh.

- I like your new glasses.
- Oh, thanks.

Did you ever think
of getting contacts?

No.

Jimmy.

I got a bad feeling
in the pit of my stomach.

Well, must be that chili dog
you ate, chief

because I think
they're kind of cute.

Aah, youth.

[theme music]