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Uh, yeah, look, Harlan,
it's not me.

It's my wife Alice.

Perry, Alice is a woman.

Safety, security, three percent,

FDIC insured..

[chuckles]
...it's how they think.

Yeah, I know that.

You've seen how much I've
made for the other members.

And you did okay
with that little investment

we tested the waters with.

Listen, I did more than okay.

'I just wanna know
that we're talking'

a minimum downside here.

Harlan, you've got a sizable
chunk of my life savings.

It's only natural to have
these kinds of fears

but, Perry, I'm telling you.

This is a brand new way

to manufacture
microchips for pennies.

[floor creaks]

And unlike the typical
Silicon Valley venture

all our basic managerials
are farmed out

to low cost
specialization services

so the pension alone
will save us 45 cents per chip.

[grunts]

To get us into mass production
fast we need equipment.

Now, we found an overseas
company that's gone belly up

willing to sell its hardware

but they'll only deal
in cash or bonds.

Wait a minute.

Are you telling me all my money

is sitting there
in bearer bonds, good as cash?

Relax. Perry,
this is not my first rodeo.

'I've got an armed guard
on the way.'

Once in transit,
it's all fully insured and..

[knock on door]

Well, there he is now.

Mmm! Nothing like
a Single malt Scotch, huh?

Oh.

Hmm.

Ooh!

Whoa!

What the hell?

Ahh.

Ohh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

[electricity crackles]

(Perry)
'You alright, Harlan?'

Uh-huh.

Why you're a little late, pal.

'That safe
is locked and secured.'

'There's not a chance
you're gonna get'

'anything out of there.'

[explosion]

Oh, my God.

[intense music]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Harlan, this is bad, isn't it?

Uh-huh.

Oh, no.

[theme music]

So this hooded figure now

did you get a good
look at his face?

He was wearing a hood.

Oh, right. Yeah, a hood.

- Is this decaf?
- What?

Yeah, 'cause I just can't
take all that caffeine anymore.

It used to be I could drink
three, four cups every morning.

Look, excuse me, do you mind
if we get back to my robbery?

Yeah. Sorry.

Alright, now,
see the way he stunned me

well, I never felt
anything like that before.

A-are these non-fat?
I'm trying to cut down.

Will somebody get this man
some non-fat muffins?

Thank you.

Looks like post traumatic
stress is setting in.

Can you blame him?

I mean, he has no idea
if he'll ever

see his life savings again.

Listen. Listen.
Can you do me a favor?

Would you go in there with me?

He yells less
when you're around.

Boy, if I get less,
I'd hate to see more.

(Perry)
'Olsen! Muffins!'

Yes, you would.

Realistically, Mr. White,
this is a big city.

There's a robbery
that happens every 10 minutes.

My advice is, uh

don't hold your breath.

That's it?

What kinda bonds
were they again?

Bearer bonds.

Futures, chief.
That's the way to go.

Isn't that risky?

Yeah, it can be
but the returns are huge.

I made 15 thou last week.

(Perry)
'Whoa.'

You made 15,000 dollars
last week on futures

and we've been paying
for your parking?

It's not real.

Oh.

I do it on my computer.
It's my hobby.

My brother put me into five
percent triple tax frees.

- How'd he know what you needed?
- He asked.

[laughter]

Okay, see you.

Uh, uh, you'll be in touch?

About what?

About what?

Oh, right.
Uh, yeah, sure.

Judas Priest.

Oh, boy.

Well...I'm done for, kids.

'Those bonds
were as good as cash.'

'They're gone.
They're not insured.'

I suck up enough courage
to tell Alice

she's gonna boot me
out the door

faster than you can say YMCA.

Well, don't start
packing yet, chief.

Clark and I can try
and find this guy.

[telephone rings]

Well, I can't ask you
to do that for me.

- Why?
- 'Daily Planet.'

Well, because it would be
using Planet employees

to help me solve
my own personal problems.

I don't see
how can I do that?

Chief, it's your wife.

Go.

'Alice.'

How you doing, honey?

(Charles)
'Alright, that's fine,
Mr. Mallory.'

You can go on up now.'

(Mallroy)
'Thank you, Charles.'

Hi, I'm Clark Kent,
this is Lois Lane.

'and we're from
the Daily Planet.'

I believe that Perry White
called and said we're coming.

Let's see.

Oh, yes, here you are,
Mr. Kent, you can go up.

- Thank you.
- I'm sorry, ma'am.

You're gonna have to wait here.

What?

Well, it's a gentlemen's club.

Well, I'm a reporter
on a story. Excuse me.

I'm-I'm sorry, ma'am.

Will you let go
of my arm, please?

Will you get off
the step, please?

Yes, I'm a female.

It's probably been few years
since you've seen one.

Lois, this guy's just trying
to do his job.

- Why don't I go upstairs--
- Clark, are we partners or not?

If you go in there without me

it's as if you're saying
there is nothing wrong

with this kind
of discrimination.

Okay. Fine. Fine.
What do you want us to do?

Well, We don't have
to go in there.

We can get the police report.

That'll tell us everything.

Okay.

Typical.

Excuse me?

Lois, he's just
trying to provoke you.

Are you implying something?

And he's obviously
doing a great job.

That women are volatile
and unstable?

Prone to emotional outbursts?

Well, Let me tell you something.

At least we don't form
organizations

the sole purpose of which

is to hide
from the opposite sex.

I'm gonna go get a hot dog.

[clears throat]

Some guy in a Halloween suit

sneaks into my club

busts into my safe

and trick or treat

steals my money.

Our people are out in force.

We should have a lead by..

Superman.

I heard about the robbery.

I thought I might look around.

Well, the police have
already been over the place

but of course your help
would be more than welcome.

[whooshing]

Have you ever thought of joining
a men's club, Superman?

It might be nice for you
to have a place to relax

take your cape off,
just be one of the guys.

Thanks, but I don't
really have the time.

We have a full gym.

What is this?

What?

[zapping]

You mind if I take this with me
and see what I can find out?

Be my guest.

And if you change your
mind about the club..

Maybe the news hasn't
penetrated these thick walls

but you know, women
actually have the vote now.

You are blocking the entrance

and you're creating a nuisance.

A nuisance? I'm a nuisance?

Well, you know I could be
picketing this place. I could--

- Fine.
- Lois, look at this.

I'm not finished with you yet.

Fine.

I got this off a guard
that I bribed inside.

He said that they found
this design

etched onto the side
of the safe.

What is it?

See the dragon symbol?
Yin yang? They're power totems.

Some of the more obscure
Chinese Martial Arts use them.

The design is cut
into an artifact

like a necklace or a ring..

It's supposed to bestow power
upon its wearer.

If it's obscure,
how do you know about it?

I traveled to China
a little bit.

I mean, I know some
of them, but not all of em'.

I don't recognize
this one at all.

But hey, I know who would.
Chen Chow.

- Who?
- Chen Chow.

He's a friend of mine.

He's the editor
of the "Chinatown Daily."

His grandfather and sister Lin
are really big into this stuff.

- Whoops.
- What?

My folks are coming into town.

I've to let them
into my apartment.

You go ahead.

You sure?

Yeah.

Where'd you say
this guy Chen lived?

The heart of the dragon?

What's that,
some kind of Bruce Lee movie?

It's no joke.

You saw what he did to the safe.

He's a 10th level
Ye Chi master

and with a dragon's
heart bracelet

he's unstoppable.

Excuse me.

Did I just fall
through a rabbit hole?

I want this yahoo found.

And then I want him hurt.

And then I want to dance
at his funeral.

Are you reading me on this?

Yes, but I don't think
you're reading me.

Hyah! Hyah!

[speaking in foreign language]

[door bell jingles]

Hi. I'm Lois Lane.

Uh, Clark Kent called.

I have an appointment
with Chen Chow.

[grunting]

[speaking in foreign language]

Hi. You must be Lois.
I'm Chen.

Nice to finally meet you.
I've heard a lot about you.

So, I hear the hooded
figure strikes again.

Yeah. Clark said
you'd heard about this guy.

He's hit four Chinatown
businesses in the last week

but this is his first
robbery outside Chinatown.

Same MO. Alone,
big cash, no clues.

Actually, one clue. Um..

We found this. We were wondering
if you know what it means.

Hmm.

I don't know.

Hey, grandpa.

You recognize this?

This one is

heart and head
are in different places.

It's a good thing,
if my heart was in my head

I wouldn't have room
for my brain.

It is the dragon's heart,
the Long Sum.

'Power totem
of the Ye Chi discipline.'

Two bracelets
worn on the wrists

taken from the Dao Monastery
many years ago.

Where are they now?

Only the one
who took them knows.

Um, well, Chen

if you could get me a list
of the robberies

that took place in Chinatown
and the dates.

(Chen)
'I'll fax it to your office.'

Thanks.
How do you know Clark?

We go to the same
optometrist.

Ah-ha.

[speaking in foreign language]

Excuse me.

Uh, it was a pleasure
to meet you, sir.

I just wanted to say

that I've studied
a little karate and Tai Chi

and I was watching you
with your students.

I'd really be interested
in maybe taking--

Women are not allowed
in the master class.

Huh.

[instrumental music]

Clark, I'm sorry
the plane was so late.

Next time, maybe we'll
just have you fly us in.

[chuckles]
Well, you'd certainly be

a lot gentler
with our luggage.

What a day this has been.
What a rare mood I'm in.

Oh, hi, Lois.
How are you?

You look a little tense.

We're investigating this story

at the Metropolis Men's Club.

When Clark and I get there,
they won't let me in.

Why ever not?

Because I'm a woman.

And at your friend Chen's,
I find out I can't take

a Ye Chi class
because I'm a woman.

Oh, that's awful.

Yeah. Still, you can understand
why it's like that.

(Clark)
'Uh, dad.'

Hmm? No, I'm talking
about the men's club part.

Because, after a hard day

a man likes time
alone with his buddies.

A hard day?

So you're saying
that men endure

intrinsically
harder days than women?

Well, now, Lois..

Tell her what I mean, Martha.

No, Jonathan, you tell me.

What are you saying?

What I'm saying is men work.

And women work...of course.

Uh...and, uh..

Clark, help me out, huh?

I know nothing.

[telephone rings]

Excuse me.

Hello?

So you'd be willing
to switch jobs

with me then say,
for the next three days

that we're here in Metropolis?

Okay, for the next three days

I'll do your chores,
you do mine.

- Mm-hm.
- Deal?

Deal.

- My to do list.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Ah. Okay.

Number one, shop for dinner.

Okay. I'm off to work.

I guess I should
start getting busy

doing Jonathan's chores.

Ahh.

Great. Thanks.
That was Jimmy.

He got your fax from Chen.
Did a little background check.

Turns out that all four
of the Chinatown factories

that were robbed
by the hooded figure

are subsidiaries
of the same Chinatown company

Son Kwan Industries.

[horn honking]

So, we'd like
to talk to someone here

at Son Kwan Industries
about the robberies.

We understand you've
been hit a lot...recently.

It's just not your day
with doormen.

[sighs]

And in exchange
for your passage here

you've agreed to work
in our factories

live in our housings and set
aside 50 percent of your wages

until the debt is repaid.

The boy, we were hoping
he would go to school.

Oh, he will as soon as soon
as he's worked off his debt.

But-but--

If you don't wanna work here

there's no problem
sending you back.

There's still half a day left.

Go see the foreman
and he'll get you on the line.

We just brought
in another family.

We need 50 more.

A hundred.

Every day.

I could bring in thousands.

If only Superman didn't
patrol the harbors.

Yeah, yeah.

Angels, pinheads.

Welcome to the wonderful
world of if.

Tell me you've got good news
about these robberies.

I do.

The Dragon's Heart bracelets

were brought here from China

by a family that's known to us.

- The bracelets--
- Bracelets again.

What, are you working up
a drag act?

I don't care about bracelets.

You're into
women's accessories? Fine.

Shop on your own time.

But find this guy
that's taken my money.

[grunting]

Give me the gun.

[cheering]

Go! Around the corner!

[tires squealing]

Look! It's-it's the hooded..

Drop the bags and come with me.

Hey, I think your bracelet
guy's about to have

his butt handed to him

faster than a speeding bullet.

That's great.

[screams]

Superman, are you alright?

I'm fine. Just a little mad.

But I'll be better
as soon as this guy's in..

Jail.

You were saying something
about women's accessories?

He can beat Superman.

Wearing the heart of the dragon

a Ye Chi master
could kill Superman.

A dead Superman.

You know what that is?

Good for business.

Nobody flying over the harbor

with X-ray vision.

We could fill factories
by the boatloads.

Welcome to that world of if.

Get him.

I don't care
what it costs or who dies.

I want those bracelets.

Let's go!

Are you sure
it wasn't kryptonite?

I'm sure, dad.

Do you suppose could he be
some kind of super being?

Well, he wasn't strong.
He was just..

I don't understand
what he really was at all.

Light bulb.

Your job.

Right.

Clark, where do you
keep the light bulbs?

I don't know, dad.
Mom bought the last box.

They're in the storage space
under the window in the bedroom.

- Dad?
- 'Mm-hmm?'

What happened to this shirt?

(Jonathan)
'What do you mean?'

It was white.

I just washed it.
It should be clean.

Well, it is clean, dad.
Only, now it's pink.

You didn't wash this
with my cape, did you?

Can't you fix it with your heat
vision or something?

Dad, there's not a superpower
on Earth that can get this out.

Speaking of heat vision

do you smell something burning?

Dad, my cape.

Ah-ha-ha.

I got it!

'Oh, it bugged me all night'

then I finally figured it out.

Hey, nice shirt.

You look good in pink.

(Clark)
'Thanks, Lois. Come on in.'

(Lois)
'So, the moves that the hooded
figure was using'

'I recognize them,
they're the exact moves'

that Chen's grandfather
taught. The Ye Chi.

[chuckles]

[intense music]

- Let's get outta here.
- Alright.

- Oh, no.
- Chen?

Lois, I think
I hear something.

Chen, what happened?

Four guys broke in,
tore the place up.

Who were they?

The Tong.

The Chinese mafia?

What did they want?

They think we have
the dragon heart bracelets

grandpa was talking about.

(Lois)
'That's part
of the reason we're here.'

The hooded robber
hit Son Kwan Industries.

Lois saw him using the same
Ye Chi moves that you taught

and he was wearing
the bracelets.

He threw Superman
around like a rag doll

and then disappeared.

I wouldn't say like a rag doll.

A Ye Chi master
utilizes many devices

a smoke that paralyzes.

A sound that confuses.

A...a dust that can create
an image so real

that even another Ye Chi master

would be fooled.

And the Dragon Heart's bracelet?

Your chi is strong.

Very, very strong.

Yes, I trust you.

I have the bracelets.

Grandpa, for real?

[speaking in foreign language]

When my grandfather died

he gave them to me to hold
for the next worthy one.

I thought it would be
my student Jzuk Mao

but he was seduced
by evil and greed.

The last thing
I did before leaving China

with my grandchildren
for America

was to have him arrested.

What's so amazing
about the bracelets?

I will show you.

Like so many

the Tong search without seeing.

Ay-ya!

'It's gone!'

Someone has stolen them.

They were here yesterday.

I checked on it

after you left, Ms. Lane.

(Liu)
'Chen!'

Mr. Liu, where'd you get this?

The hooded man left it with us.

'Now I can
pay back the factory.'

'My boy can go to school.'

Please, Chen,
you understand these things.

You can make arrangements
to pay back these men

so they don't bother me again?

Don't worry.

I think I know who to talk
to, to straighten this out

Thank you.

Thank you.

Where do they work?

Son Kwan.

And suddenly there's a thief

hitting Son Kwan Industries.

And handing out donations.

'Maybe we should go
at this from another angle.'

Maybe we should be looking
at who's behind Son Kwan

and how that's
connected to Perry.

I can tell you who
everybody whispers about

but there's never
been any proof.

Indentured workers?

Sounds like something
out of the middle ages.

Kind of like a men's club.

Well, what has this gotta do
with Harlan and my club?

The buzz in Chinatown

is that Harlan Black
is Son Kwan Industries.

Good Lord.

You know, he told me he'd found
a way to cut production costs.

'He didn't say indentured
labor was a part of it.'

If an investment sounds too good
to be true, it usually is.

I'm just quoting
"The Wall Street" journal.

And as far as the hooded robber,
was concerned, chief

'your money was
as dirty as Harlan's.'

And if we're gonna get your
money back, we've gotta find him

and convince him that
you were just an innocent dupe.

No offense.

No, no, Lois,
I deserve that one.

You know, I was wondering

what if Chen
is the hooded robber?

A mild-mannered reporter

really a superhero?

Clark, please.

[laughing]

[grunts]

Chen, do I look
like a nine year old?

No.

Then why are you
telling me fairy tales?

You stole this from me.

I told you.

I just wanted to help the Liu's.

What, you think
I never read "Zorro?"

There's only one
reason you're not dead.

You have something I want.

Now, where are the bracelets?

I don't know.

Kid, you can
either tell me, or..

You can tell Jzuk Mao.

Recognize the name?

'Your grandfather
practically raised him.'

His star pupil, I'm told.

Tenth-level Chi master.

Whatever that is.

This is a mistake, uh..

I'm not the guy
who's been robbing you.

Well, either you are
and there's gonna be

one heck of a fight,
or I'm totally wrong

in which case

you're one dead nerd.

I swear.

I'm not the guy.

'I'm not.'

Really.

(Clark)
Uh, okay even if
Chen isn't the robber

he can put the word out on the
street that we wanna talk to him

and straighten everything out.

We should be digging
deeper into Son Kwan

trying to get some
hard connection to Black.

This is a waste of time.

Lois, we flipped a coin.
You lost.

Let me see the quarter again.

Guess we keep looking.

Make it look like an accident.

[speaking in foreign language]

[grunting]

(Chen)
Help!

Ahh!

[instrumental music]

(Chen)
'No.'

Oh, no. No!

Help!

[laughing]

[screams]

It's alright.

You're gonna be okay.

Alright, people.
Let's brainstorm.

Uh, Lois!

I got it, chief.
How about we--

Look, you think you can
rustle us up some coffee?

Black, with sugar.

Cream.

Cream, four sugars.

Hold on a second.
Why should I get the coffee?

- I got it last time.
- And you're already up.

Oh, boy, women.

What? What'd you say?

He said, women.

As in..

As in women.

You know,
like table, chair, lamp.

It's a word, Lois,
like coffee.

She sure is sensitive today.

(Jimmy)
'That's how they
get sometimes, huh?'

(Perry)
'Yeah, but God love 'em, huh?'

[laughter]

Easy on the eyes,
hard on the ears.

Oh, yeah.

[laughter]

Lois! Coffee! We need coffee!

So go get us some coffee!

'Coffee! Coffee!
Coffee! Coffee!'

'Coffee! Coffee!'

Lois, how about some coffee?
Lois, coffee?

[gasps]
Get your own damn coffee!

What..

Coffee.

Oh.

- Thanks.
- Sure.

I just got off
the phone with the hospital.

Chen is gonna be fine.

What about his family?

(Clark)
I can't get them on the phone.

And none of the neighbors
haven't seen him.

Well, they're
probably out looking

for those dragon whatever's.

The hearts.

(Jonathan)
'Clark?'

Dad, what are you doing here?

Oh, I was wondering if I could
leave these packages here

while I finish shopping.

Sure.

Thanks.

[sighs]

[sighs]

Hi, Lois.

You look a little pooped.

Ah, Martha always spends a day
while we're in Metropolis

stocking up
on linens, kitchenware

'stuff like that for the house.'

So, what's mom doing?

Well, so far,
she's beaten herself at checkers

twelve times in a row.

Oh.

Alice is taking this a whole
lot better than I thought.

Well, I mean

she's basically barred me

from any and all
fiduciary responsibility

but that's probably
a good thing.

You know, I, I'm real
good at making money.

But holding on to it..

Well, it slips right
through my fingers like water.

There's no real
trick to it, chief.

It's just
a little common sense

and a little research

but anybody can have bad luck.

I mean, whew, I took a bath

on that phone
stock deal last year.

Lost $80,000 like that.

Well, did you make it back?

Are you kidding?

I got a tip
from a buddy, right?

Took my cushion fund,
put it into minerals.

Tripled what I would've
made on the phone deal.

If only it was real money.

[chuckles]

Anyway gotta go, lots to do.

[chuckles]
Alright. Bye, dad.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Martha wants to throw
a party on Friday.

Nothing fancy.

And we'd like you to come, Lois.

You cooking?

I am.

Wouldn't miss it.

Okay, kids.
What's our status?

We're run into a dead end trying
to figure who that robber is.

It's gotta be somebody
who's a Ye Chi master.

I don't think
it's the grandfather.

(Lois)
'Unless that hobbling
with the cane is an act.'

Okay, but we
know it's not Chen.

Getting thrown off
that building was no act.

We've been running checks on
all the grandfather's students

but that could take forever.

So we think our next option
is to go after Harlan.

Yeah, but, but how's that
gonna stop the robber?

If we can help
put Harlan away

then we might've some leverage

to convince the robber
to return your money.

(Clark)
'If we ever
figure out who he is.'

The problem
is from all public records

Harlan's attachment to Son Kwan
Industries is nonexistent.

Well. Well, we're gonna
need some hard evidence.

I doubt there'd be
much at his factories

or any of his other businesses.

What about his home?

- Or the club.
- The club.

You know, he does an awful
lot of business down there

including trying to raise
money from members like me.

'I bet there's more
than a little something'

'in those computer files.'

Chief, do you think
you'd get me inside?

Well, yeah.

That's no problem.

We'll just act like
you're a prospective member.

I'll show you around
and when the coast is clear

I'll duck into Harlan's office.

Chief, maybe I should
do the ducking.

Excuse me.
Lois Lane here. Remember me?

Award-winning
investigative reporter

emphasis on investigative

specializing
in covert break-ins.

Lois, you may not
go on this mission.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Sit here knitting, waiting for
the hunter-gatherers to return?

Clark, explain it to her,
will you?

Chief, have you ever
heard the expression

"Pulling a Schultz?"

Ah! "Hogan's heroes."

'"I know nothing."'

(Clark)
'"I see nothing."'

(Perry)
'"I hear nothing."'

Yeah, so we got the pool

gym, billiard room

squash courts,
racquetball courts

and right in there,
the President's office.

Chief, you should
let me do this one.

Alright, no look, Clark,
I know you're some kind of

hotshot but believe me, son.

- I invented the word hotshot.
- I understand that, chief.

- Hey, Donovan.
- 'Oh, hi, Perry.'

Listen, I want you
to meet Clark Kent.

He's thinking
about becoming a member.

(Donovan)
'Pleasure to meet you.'

You think you could
take him over and

show him the squash courts?

- Uh, certainly. Yeah.
- Sure would appreciate it.

Great. See you in about 20.

(Donovan)
'We haven't had a, uh,
squash court since '83..'

- Oh, Perry.
- Harlan, uh..

I, I-I-I was just
looking for you. Uh..

I talked to
the insurance company again.

This whole thing
is just a nightmare.

I feel so, I mean..

I know it's not my fault.

No, no, Harlan, look,
I think you're being

too hard on yourself here.

Tell you what.
I'll buy you dinner.

Uh, no, no. Uh..

I can give you
a detailed account of why

this is such a morass.

I feel terrible,
Perry, really, I do.

No, really. Harlan, uh..

- No, no, I insist, I insist.
- Wait a minute.

'See, I've got something..'

(Harlan)
'Bye now, Perry.'

- Yeah.
- Chief.

It was just bad luck running
into Harlan like that.

I don't know, somehow,
I think I should've

found some way
around it, you know, I..

Chief, why don't you go
back to the "Planet," and I'll--

Hey, bud, you got a light?

Ah, yeah.

On second thought,
smoking's a bad habit.

- Lois?
- Oh, Lord.

She's gone round the behind.

Hardly.

Harlan's financial records?

Lois, you didn't
get into my club.

Yep.

But not the billiard room.

Banged a few balls
with a guy named Krell.

The bar?

Had a few belts.
Charged 'em to you.

Yeah, but you didn't..

You didn't go to the..

Well, when you gotta go,
you gotta go.

Lois. Ha-ha.

You are amazing.

Hey, what the hell
are you looking at?

It's a girl.
Hey, it's a..

Lois, tell him you're a girl.

Chief, people are gonna see
what they wanna see.

That's it.

What?

It's not
the grandfather or Chen.

It's a master

or maybe somebody
who's been around a master

their entire life,
like his granddaughter.

Lin Chow.

So, it is you.

What you have done
is a shameful thing.

You have stolen
the dragon's heart.

I'm sorry, grandpa.

I thought that--

Do not think.

The Long Sum is mine to give

not yours to take.

You have dishonored me.

Give them back.

[laughs]

- Lin, no.
- Grandpa!

Jzuk Mao! To have called you
student is my greatest shame.

Unhand her!

Okay, everybody calm down.

Daddy's home.

Let him go.

Sure.

Just kidding.

Of course I'm not
gonna let him go.

And there's nothing
you can do about it

as long as old Jzuk
here's got those bracelets on.

'And aren't they smart?'

Accessories for any
and all occasions.

Alright, you've got them.
Now get out.

Oh, there's a few other
things I'd like to know

like, oh,
I don't know, where's the rest

of the money you stole from me?

You'll get it when you
let my grandfather go.

You know, I like this.

Your arm's
about to get torn off

and you're little miss spunk.

'Tell you what.'

We'll table
the money thing for now.

There's something
I want even more.

Superman.

Maybe we should try
the Chow loft again.

Chen said that she likes
to come down to this market

at night and buy her
grandfather's tea.

This is it right here.

Now, see, part of the key
is planning ahead.

Planning ahead, right.

I think we should get you
into pharmaceuticals.

It can be risky, but..

Jimmy, look.

I don't even have
my money back yet.

See, see, that's what
I'm talking about

with planning ahead.

You will have your money back,
and when you do

you've gotta know
exactly what to do with it.

Now, here, I put together
this chart to illustrate.

Now, wait, Jimmy, this
goes all the way up to 2024.

Big picture, chief.

I want you thinking

big picture.

[knock on door]

Please, I need Lois Lane.

I can't believe with all
those different types of tea

you like Lapsang Souchong.

I mean, what happened
to classic orange pekoe?

(Jimmy)
'Lois!'

C.K.

Black said that unless
Superman comes at 11 o'clock

he'll kill grandpa, and there's
nothing I can do to stop him.

Ten minutes.

What does he want Superman for?

With Superman dead,
Harlan's smuggling business

gets a lot easier.

That's something
the police should know.

I'll be right back.

I fought Superman.

He has a Chi of steel

and if I could show him how
to use it, he could beat Jzuk.

I'm sorry, Lin, I don't
know how to call him.

I mean, he usually just
shows up when I need him.

And I always will.

Against Jzuk

your strength

is your weakness.

He'll use it against you.

How's Superman supposed to fight
him without being strong?

[sighs]
It's five to 11:00.

If only he had
more time to learn

which he would
if the grandfather

wasn't a hostage.

Lois, uh..

Superman has saved us
dozens of times.

This is our chance to help him.

[sighs]
Guilt. The kung fu of emotions.

Remember

the more you fight

the more you give him.

And the reverse

is also true.

Don't make a sound.

We're too late.

11:00 o'clock. Good.

I like my superheroes punctual.

Jzuk.

'A contest!'

Super strength
against super chi.

Personally,
I'd put my money on Jzuk

wouldn't you, Ms. Lane?

You are Lois Lane, aren't you?

'A great reporter'

but a lousy commando.

Nobody's perfect.

You're a good dresser

but a lousy human being.

Really? You like the suit?

I've come to take
the Dragon's Heart back

to its rightful owner.

May I have it, please?

[laughing]

Don't say
I didn't ask nicely.

Alright! Just in time, baby.

Kill him.

[instrumental music]

[grunting]

(Harlan)
'Jzuk, get up!'

(Mr. Chow)
'Jzuk Mao, you have lost.
Do what's honorable.'

'Give up
the dragon bracelets.'

Oh, please.

Give me a break
with this bowing crap.

Come on, Superman, you want
to get crazy, huh? Come on.

What the..

Ahh!

The power.

He cannot control it.

It controls him.

[screaming]

[siren wailing in distance]

That'll be Clark
with the police.

Everybody back up.

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Not bad.

[Harlan coughing]

Thank you.

But they are not mine.

They belong to Lin

'my granddaughter.'

Tenth-level Ye Chi master.

Glad we're on
the same side now.

(Lois)
'Smells great, Mr. Kent.'

And since Lin was able
to return all the money

the police aren't
pressing any charges.

Except against Harlan.

Lots of charges there.

Jimmy's is gonna start investing

Perry's money tomorrow morning

and Perry asked me
to tell you, Lois

that he has reviewed
his financial records

and decided he has
a little bit more cash

to play with every
month than he thought

now that he has resigned
from the men's club.

Well, welcome to
the 20th century, chief.

Okay, folks, here we are.

Hot stuff.

Eat hearty.

Oh, Jonathan, it's beautiful.

It's delicious.

Dad, I am impressed.

It's beginner's luck.

Oh, beginner's nothing.

Mr. Kent, I haven't had
Chinese food this good since..

I've never had
Chinese food this good.

[laughing]

Jonathan, you look
a little perturbed.

Is something wrong?

Martha, do I really
just sit around all day

and play checkers?

No.

Sometimes you watch football.

Read.

Take amazingly long naps.

(Jonathan)
'Ah..'

When we're visiting Clark.

[laughing]

But at home
you're up at 4:00 a.m.

every morning running a farm.

Well, so are you.

Honey, the point of all this

isn't that I work
harder than you

but that we both work hard

except when we're
visiting our son.

[laughing]

You know, this was fun.

'I'm almost sorry things have to
go back to the way they were.'

(Martha)
'Oh, they don't have to.'

(Jonathan)
'What?'

(Martha)
'You can keep
making the meals.'

'Mmm, you're good.'

Martha, I've got a confession.

But, personally

I'd order from
the Szechwan Palace.

Now, the House of Hunan is great

but all this garlic
just gives me gas.

Mom.

'We're in front
of company here.'

Oh, I'm sorry. She's family.

[instrumental music]

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