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[Freeman] Captain's log, the cerritos
is beg/fining a 72-hour warp
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en route to a planetary survey
in the k ontaran system.
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With little to do
in this vacant stretch of space,
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I've approved
some much-needed r & r for the crew.
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I can't believe we have the day off.
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What should we do? Strategema tournament?
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Oh, I can't. Doctor t'Ana invited me
to a thing on the holodeck.
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I really need to get on her good side.
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I can't tell if she likes me
or makes that face at everyone.
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Oh, okay. Uh, rutherford?
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Hey, uh, sorry. Billups has
a new soup recipe he asked me to try out.
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And after that, I promised shaxs
I'd throw some pottery with him.
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Geez, what is this, commander hangout day?
[Sighs] Guess it's just me and you.
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- [Groans] I'm “with the captain" today.
- What do you mean?
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Oh, she's been bugging me to do
some mother-daughter stuff.
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I've been putting it off forever.
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And now with this long haul,
she knows I've got no excuse.
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All you guys are spending warp
with a bridge buddy?
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- It's not a big deal.
- Uh, yes, it is!
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Socializing with a commander can be
a huge factor in getting a promotion.
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Well, you got 12 hours. Why don't you
rub some elbows and make a new friend?
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[Groans] I wish I served on a ship
that had built-in social structures,
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like with bynars or klingons.
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Um, have you ever been on a klingon ship?
I don't think you'd like it.
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[Stammers] They've been warping
around the quadrant for centuries.
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I bet their lower decks are a lot nicer
than you'd think.
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- [Snoring]
- [Grunts]
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[Laughter]
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Come, ma'ah. Let us eat before
the squirmiest gagh is devoured.
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Do not speak of gagh.
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Today, I am tasked
with scraping out the worm barrels
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and replenishing their blood supply.
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That is the worst.
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I have combat training all day.
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Save me a seat at lunch,
unless I die an honorable death.
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Then someone else can have it.
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Today will be a day of great honor for me.
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I am filling in at the helm.
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Ha! Yes, the honor is palpable.
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Have you not noticed that commander togg
has been undermining the captain?
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- If so, then he should be killed!
- Exactly.
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And stationed at the captain's side,
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I will be the logical choice
to be the new first officer.
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[Laughter]
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- "Logical"? Are you a vulcan now?
- [Grunts]
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Maybe you should trim your bangs
and join a science vessel.
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- [Laughter]
- Logical!
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Could you imagine
serving with those blhnuchs?
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"Avoid death and cower."
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[Laughter]
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Would anyone care for a game of chess
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when we are finished
with our second duty shift?
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No, I will be composing
an arrangement for the lute,
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which should take several hours.
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I am available for chess.
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- [Beeping]
- Hmm.
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I have detected an anomalous surge
of metreon particles in system 7743.8.
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[Beeping]
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System 7743.8
is beyond our scanning range.
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It would be,
but I have implemented personal algorithms
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which increase our long-range sensors.
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T'lyn, your assignment was
to monitor tertiary impulse systems.
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That is a redundant system. I wanted to...
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It is logical to improve
our scanning capabilities
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instead of observing
non-essential systems.
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These readings are within
acceptable parameters.
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Correct. However, this region has never
produced this type of anomalous energy.
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Does that not seem strange?
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Anomalies, by definition, are strange.
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Something about this feels off.
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[T'gai] “Feels off"?
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You have been spoken to
about this before, t'lyn.
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It is illogical to ignore something
of statistical significance.
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I must inform the captain.
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She has lost all control.
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Today is a good day to be...
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[Grunts]
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It is you who is dishonorable!
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You dare spit lies on my ship?
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[Both grunting]
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Coward! You hide behind the name of...
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- I hide behind nothing!
- [Grunting]
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{gasps}
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togg forgot what it means to be klingon!
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I need a loyal first officer,
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a soldier of the empire
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- who does not spit in the face of duty.
- [D'k tahg clatters]
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The job will go
to whoever impresses me most today.
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[Grunts] Remove this.
I don't want that stench on my bridge.
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I will take care of it, captain.
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[Grunting]
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[Ma'ah] All right. [Grunting continues]
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Okay, let's snag a bridge buddy.
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Kimarnt, her head cloudy?
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Oh, thank you, ensign...
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Boimler.
I took a little tamarian at the academy.
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Oh. Unzak and vhila as children?
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Uh, right.
Um, karno, in the forest with Mira.
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It is hard to lose weight
when you can replicate any food you want!
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No, no, no. That's not what I meant!
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Dang it!
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[Grunts]
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Oh, hey, boimler. I didn't know
you had a passion for pottery.
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Uh, kayshon and I didn't really mesh.
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Since you have two bridge buddies,
I thought we could share?
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Okeydokey!
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Take your never-ending bonfire of rage
and Bury it in the Clay.
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Get outta here, rage.
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That's a neat pot, lieutenant shaxs.
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Did you learn how to do that
back on bajor?
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What did you just say?
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I just asked if you learned
how to throw pots on bajor.
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No, no, no. No, no.
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- Oh, do we not talk about bajor?
- [Grunts]
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You think I had time for anything
other than resisting?
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Fighting fascism is a full-time job!
[Grunts]
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- Run! He's not kidding!
- [Screaming]
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- [Grunting]
- Put it in the Clay, papa bear.
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- Put it in the Clay.
- [Panting]
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I'm going to fight.
I'm going to get revenge. I'm...
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Going to make a cute little ashtray
for my incense.
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It's going to look like a puppy.
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Ooh, a puppy.
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[Laughter]
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- [Laughing] Yes. Good boy!
- [Targ growling]
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- That is what we will do to enemy petaos.
- [Laughter continues]
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[Male klingon officer]
Yeah. A drink to honor!
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- Captain, your targ is most impressive.
- [Targ grunting]
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Like kor's hound
at the battle of klach d'kel brakt.
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Oh, I'm surprised someone your age
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- knows of that glorious day.
- [Laughter]
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Oh, it is one of my favorite slaughters.
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- We could sing a song about it, if...
- [Both grunt]
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[Laughs] The bloodwine barrel runs low.
Fetch us more.
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Yes, sir.
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[Laughs]
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Why would you modify
already adequate long-range sensors
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when that is outside of your duties?
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I had a gut feeling that increasing
our sensor range may prove illuminating.
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And now you want to adjust
our current heading by 1.7 degrees
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because of this... instinct.
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The energy originated in a region
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which has never experienced
a comparable phenomenon.
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To ignore it would be illogical.
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- Helm. Adjust course to 577 Mark 6.
- [Control panel beeps]
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Do not take my action
as an endorsement of your behavior.
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You will spend the next two days
in meditation.
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No, I do not have time for that.
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I have another project
which is nearing culmination.
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T'lyn, get a hold of yourself.
These outbursts will not be tolerated.
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Two days.
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Work on your self-control
through silent meditation.
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Captain,
I believe that I could modify the...
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Beliefs. Feelings. Instincts.
You are behaving like a child.
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[Boimler whooping]
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You were right, doctor t. This is amazing!
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[Sighs] Nothing like
clawing your way up the side
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of a giant, hard piece of earth
to feel alive.
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- [Whooshing]
- Boimler! What are you doing up here?
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Just wanted to catch up
in the old hover boots
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and see if you guys needed
a climbing partner.
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Hi, doctor t'Ana.
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You didn't bring any gear?
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Well, I-I-I have the shirt
and, you know, the boots.
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- [Boots sputtering]
- [Shouting]
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[Screams]
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Good thing safety protocols are on!
They-they are on, right?
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I don't know. Sure.
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[Grunting]
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[Shouts] Ow, ow, ow!
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[Groans]
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Hmm.
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Why would you tell an entire shift
I get bad cramps?
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[Grunts] You were on duty!
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Your commanding officers have to know
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any medical issues
that could impact the mission!
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Billups doesn't need to know!
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He's not good with that stuff.
It freaked him out!
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If I had to dance around
everything that freaks out billups,
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we wouldn't get anything done!
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Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him
to boost the environmental controls
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to help with your hot flashes! [Grunts]
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[Both grunting]
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[Sighs]
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Oh, nothing like that Hawaiian surf.
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Crisp air. Tasty waves.
This is gonna be great.
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Sir.
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Ensign.
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Oh, you remember those luaus on the beach?
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- Yeah! Freaking pigs, dude!
- Ah, yes! So good.
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- [Whoops]
- Nothing like the feel of Hawaiian sand
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after riding those tropical waves.
[Chuckles]
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Mr. Boimler, are you also from Hawaii?
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From... from Hawaii?
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- Oh, uh-uh...
- He has to be.
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Only people who grew up on the islands
like us could describe it like that.
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You're all from Hawaii?
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Um, aloha! Yep! Small galaxy, huh?
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I can't believe
there's another Hawaiian on board!
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We're hitting the beach this afternoon.
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Holodeck 3. You should join us!
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To clean up or...
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[Laughs] No! To hang out!
Unless you don't miss the islands.
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No, I mean, yeah.
I mean, I am homesick for Hawaii.
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I grew up in Hawaii,
and, man, do I miss Hawaii.
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Wait.
Didn't you say you're from a vineyard?
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- Uh...
- Pineapple or coffee?
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Both?
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Whoa! Now that's tropical!
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[Indistinct chatter]
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- [Laughter]
- [Belches]
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Next time fetch your own wine.
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[Grunts]
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[Laughter]
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- [Snoring]
- [Grunting]
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I demand assistance. Could someone just...
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[Grunting]
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Captain. Ah, yes, I thank you.
I cannot move this ovenneight...
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When you're done fooling around,
walk my targ.
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He ate that traitor's leg and will need
to be shuffled around until it passes,
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or he will have gas.
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Yes, sir.
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[Groans]
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[Sighs]
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[Padd trills]
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You are working, instead of meditating.
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I am nearly finished.
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I will meditate
as soon as the project is complete.
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You know your rebellions
will only lead to punitive spiritualism.
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I am not rebellious.
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I simply am enjoying the project
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and hoped to finish it today
so I can continue with other work.
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Perhaps if you did not spend
all of your time following rules,
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you too would appreciate that
there is more for us to learn and achieve.
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Are you attempting to insult me?
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I merely wish for you to join me
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in broadening your definition
of how to synthesize data.
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That sounds like an insult to me.
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Perhaps you could look to me
as your confidant.
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In klingon culture, they designate those
who stand with one another as cha'dlch...
241
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,926
We are not klingon.
242
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,594
Nor are we borg drones.
243
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,596
We do not have to blindly follow orders.
244
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,432
"Logic is the beginning of wisdom,
not the end."
245
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:08,770
The high command would be most interested
to learn of your relaxed attitude.
246
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,022
How would they find out?
Would you report me?
247
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,275
If it is for your own good.
You are clearly unstable.
248
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,153
You are not yourself, t'lyn.
Everyone has noticed.
249
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,531
Then I hope they notice how unconcerned
I am about their assessment.
250
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,161
Why didn't you just tell them
you're not from Hawaii?
251
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,496
I tried! Sort of.
252
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,249
It all just happened fast,
suddenly I was just part of the ohana.
253
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,392
Isn't that what you wanted?
254
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,126
Yeah, but what if ransom finds out I lied?
255
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,812
He could demote me
to work at a penal colony
256
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,273
where I'd have to mate with the enemy
to form a new civilization...
257
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,676
[Freeman through combadge] Ensign mariner,
report to my quarters for hanging out.
258
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,346
[Sighs] This is the longest warp
of my life!
259
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,390
[Groans]
260
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,558
[Groans]
261
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,079
[Sighs] I don't know, boimler.
I think you should just come clean.
262
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,938
Yeah.
I mean, what's really more important,
263
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,691
having a commander friend
or being true to yourself?
264
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,734
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
265
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,988
Aloha!
266
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,073
Hey, hey! Aloha!
267
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,409
[Hawaiian music playing]
268
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,957
[Opera music playing]
269
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,917
[Computer beeping]
270
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,799
Captain, the leg has been passed.
271
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,260
- It was an honorable movement.
- [Glass breaks]
272
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:26,097
The empire used to choke the quadrant
with fear, power!
273
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,725
But now? We've lost our way.
274
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,685
The empire still strikes terror.
275
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,229
Klingon blood
runs as reddish-pink as ever.
276
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,774
Klingons joining starfleet,
studying at bajoran academies.
277
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,361
No hunger for victory.
No respect for tradition.
278
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:44,657
It is troubling to see a proud caste
of warriors lose their iurdech.
279
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,451
Well put.
280
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,162
You are a true klingon.
281
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:53,833
You may be smaller and weaker and slower
and smaller than my other officers,
282
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,835
but you have a warrior's spirit.
283
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,088
One day,
you could be captain of your own ship.
284
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,382
Uh, that would be my greatest honor, sir.
285
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,762
Uh, besides dying in battle.
That would be my greatest, greatest honor.
286
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,239
[Klingon] Captain, we 're being hailed.
287
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,931
Put it in my quarters. Private channel.
288
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,516
Pahed!
289
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,519
Oh, hi. Are you ready to give us presents?
290
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,772
We will discuss our transaction in person.
291
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,400
I'm beaming over
with my new second-in-command.
292
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,985
Thank you, captain.
293
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:25,615
[Scoffs] Pakleds have no honor.
Are we commandeering their ship?
294
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,035
[Uaughs]
Even cowards and fools have their uses.
295
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,661
I do not understand.
296
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,955
Pakleds have
an insatiable hunger for power.
297
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,332
I can use that.
298
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,477
With the weapons and information
I've armed them with,
299
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,545
they've thrown the entire quadrant
into discord.
300
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,880
You are helping them?
301
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,673
With the federation destabilized,
302
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,510
the empire can claim the region
as our own!
303
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,929
Our greatest day is yet to come!
304
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,723
Klingons do not allow someone else
to fight our battles.
305
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,017
[Laughs] Which is exactly why
306
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,396
the federation has no idea
who is manipulating them.
307
00:14:56,479 --> 00:15:00,441
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war."
308
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,114
I think it was the chef, in the bio lab,
309
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,008
with a sniper rifle
that can shoot through walls.
310
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,909
You always pick the chef.
311
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,846
Yeah, 'cause we have replicators.
Why is there a chef? That's just shady.
312
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,623
[Man] Captain, we've picked up
an anomalous energy reading nearby
313
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,309
should we drop out of warp
and in vest/gate?
314
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,334
- Yes, please!
- Yes!
315
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,169
All right! Let's get back to work.
316
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,213
Ooh, I cannot believe I'm saying that.
317
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,756
- Mariner.
- [Groaning] What?
318
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,716
I know... I don't care
who the fake killer was.
319
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,927
I had a good time today.
320
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,721
I know. I did too.
321
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,938
Welcome to the pakled spaceship, pakled
322
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,606
I am rebner.
323
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,859
Ah. Yes, rebner, we've met several times.
324
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,402
We need another boomer.
325
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,737
What? No, one varuvian bomb is enough.
326
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:47,947
We already used it.
327
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,116
You used it? On what? Why?
328
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:54,454
We wanted to test it on a big asteroid,
but then it stopped working.
329
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:58,374
It was a bomb! You can only use it once!
330
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,625
[Groans] This is dorg.
331
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,711
Transport another explosive
onto the pakled vessel.
332
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,231
- [Klingon officer] Yes, captain.
- Captain, a varuvian explosion
333
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,798
would emit metreon particles.
334
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,550
Other ships may come to investigate.
335
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,713
[Pakled security through comms]
Red alarm. Red alarm.
336
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,688
Damn it! Block their communications.
We have to take out that ship.
337
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,483
What the... the pakleds again?
338
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,043
And now they're threatening klingons?
339
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,277
Hail the bird of prey.
340
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,778
No response, captain.
341
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:31,073
Klingon ship,
this is the federation starship cerritos.
342
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,118
We've dealt with pakleds before.
Are you in need of aid?
343
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,289
Captain,
both vessels are powering weapons!
344
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,124
What? Shields up! Red alert!
345
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,753
[Freeman grunts]
346
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,297
- [Shouts]
- Dude! My Mai Tai.
347
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,049
Hawaiianers, we're under attack!
348
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,343
[All panting]
349
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,227
[Grunts] Target their weapons!
350
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,730
- Shields holding at 80%!
- [Barnes] Whoa!
351
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,483
[Boimler] Whoa!
352
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,818
Return fire, full spread!
353
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,199
Deck 6 is taking heavy damage.
Sealing the area.
354
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,243
Damn it! We have to get to the bridge.
355
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,328
I don't wanna die in a Hawaiian shirt!
356
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,498
I'm not from Hawaii,
357
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,167
a-and if I don't make it through this,
I don't wanna die a liar!
358
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,336
Sir, I'm from modesto, California.
359
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,713
I just wanted to find a bridge buddy.
I'm sorry.
360
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,926
I'm... not from Hawaii either.
361
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,470
I never felt like I belonged
until I met the rest of you.
362
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,222
Neither am I. None of us are.
363
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,140
We just wanted
to be friends with you, sir.
364
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,269
Wait, you guys didn't have to pretend
to be something you aren't.
365
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,520
I like you for you.
366
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,313
Really? Thanks, commander.
367
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,566
- Also, I'm not from Hawaii.
- Wait, what now?
368
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,736
I made it up when I was an ensign and
my commanding officer was from Honolulu.
369
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,572
I'm actually from the moon.
370
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:56,450
Wait, bro, earth's moon?
That's where I'm from! Luna bay!
371
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,535
Tycho city!
372
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,120
My sister went to tycho city prep!
373
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,997
I'm from the third moon of benzar!
374
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,250
B-9-3? That's a great moon.
My cousin lives there!
375
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,668
We're all moon buddies?
376
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,255
You know, some people say modesto
is like the moon of, uh, San Francisco,
377
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,631
so I guess I'm from a moon too.
378
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,592
Modesto is not a moon.
379
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,178
If you were from a moon,
you'd know how deeply insulting that is.
380
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,097
What?
You guys pretended to be from Hawaii.
381
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,950
That's, like,
the most culturally insensitive...
382
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,183
[All grunt]
383
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:26,272
Let the pakleds take the final shot.
They're about to start a war!
384
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,356
This feels wrong.
385
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,192
There is no honor
in letting others fight our battles.
386
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,194
- [Grunts]
- Do not talk to me of honor!
387
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:36,115
I have been crushing petaos beneath
my boot since before you were born.
388
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:41,579
Other klingons have tried to sabotage
peace before. They failed.
389
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,205
I will not!
390
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,916
They will write songs of me this day!
391
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,385
[Pakled security though comms]
Red alarm. Red alarm. Red alarm.
392
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,720
[Pakled humming]
393
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,513
I am hungry.
394
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,973
You should eat.
395
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,516
You are smart.
396
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,893
[Pakled security] Red alarm.
397
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,728
Evasive maneuvers.
398
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:12,068
Shields at 17%.
Captain, we can't last much longer!
399
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,536
Captain, we are being fired upon
by klingons and pakleds.
400
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,747
Curious. Shields to maximum power.
401
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,093
The pakleds appear
to have klingon weaponry.
402
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,555
Primary shields are failing.
403
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,434
Captain, the project I have been working
on is a regenerative shield amplifier.
404
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,811
I believe it may help.
405
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,729
This has not been tested.
406
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,691
If it damages the coupling,
we would be left unprotected.
407
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:56,112
It is logical to use it now,
considering there are no alternatives.
408
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,036
My instinct tells me it will work.
409
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,580
Implement the program.
410
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,461
[Laughs] Yes, yes!
411
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,716
The destruction of two enemy ships
will bring me much glory!
412
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,467
These are not our enemies.
413
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,428
Does the high council know
of your actions?
414
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,680
The high council lacks foresight.
415
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,349
They will change their minds
when the battle begins.
416
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,935
Shields are increasing.
417
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,981
This is highly improbable, captain.
They are now at 120%.
418
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,899
Disable the pakled ship.
419
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,490
Target the federation ship!
420
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,159
Belay that order!
421
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,243
What?
422
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,329
This is not our fight.
This lunacy must end!
423
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,627
- Ha! You dare challenge me?
- Stop the attack!
424
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,255
- [Targ grunts]
- Finish them!
425
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,424
- No!
- [Both grunting]
426
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:05,931
[Growling]
427
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,269
- [Choking]
- [Laughing]
428
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,354
- [Grunts]
- [Screams]
429
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,983
- Stupid targ!
- [Targ squeals]
430
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,068
[Both grunting]
431
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,489
Ah!
432
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:22,740
[Laughs]
433
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,201
[Grunts]
434
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,411
[Grunts, laughs]
435
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,623
- [Groans]
- Flhud]
436
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,875
[Ma'ah sighs]
437
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,087
[Klingon] What are your orders, captain?
438
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,177
Set a course for the homeworld.
439
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,138
The council can decide
what to do with this bihnuch.
440
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,598
[Targ grunts, snorts]
441
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,894
Captain, the klingon ship is retreating.
442
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,314
Well, then let's give the pakleds
a taste of their own mushfroot!
443
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,398
Yes, sir!
444
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,736
[Screaming]
445
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,965
By the prophets! [Speaks bajoran]
446
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,508
Hail the vulcans.
447
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,802
Thanks for the hand, captain.
448
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,971
For a minute there
we were in a little over our...
449
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,472
Do you require assistance?
450
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,932
I think we're okay over here.
451
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,175
- We were just...
- Excellent.
452
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:34,854
Then with the threat neutralized,
no further communication is necessary
453
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,814
well, isn't he a ton of fun?
454
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,358
Assess the damage. Let's begin repairs.
455
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,193
Klingons helping pakleds?
456
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,029
I guess now we know
how they got all those weapons.
457
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,407
Strange how they broke off
and retreated, though.
458
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:50,160
Klingons typically want to die in battle.
Honestly, I get it.
459
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:54,248
It's almost like they decided
it wasn't their fight.
460
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,332
Captain?
461
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,876
We need to brief starfleet command.
462
00:22:56,959 --> 00:23:00,504
They're gonna have a lot to discuss
with the klingon high council.
463
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,555
We are fortunate
that your shield program worked.
464
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,099
If you had not been
"following your instinct,"
465
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,935
it is unlikely
we would have survived that encounter.
466
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,020
Iconcun
467
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,523
however, your inability
to control your emotions is a liability.
468
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,066
I am removing you from duty.
469
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,152
Captain, I believe
you are making an error.
470
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:27,615
Your perceived victory today will only
serve as fuel for further impulsivity.
471
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:30,034
There is no place for that
on this starship.
472
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:33,913
I will gather my personal items
and prepare to return to vulcan.
473
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,707
- You will not be returning to vulcan.
- Curious.
474
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,002
I am recommending you
for reassignment to a starfleet vessel.
475
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:44,131
Your hotheaded ways may make you
better suited to serve with humans.
476
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,091
Captain, I ask that you reconsider.
477
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,218
I do not believe
this punishment is warranted.
478
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,764
And that is exactly the type of outburst
which lead to my decision.
479
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:52,932
It is final.
480
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,770
[T'lyn] Live long and prosper, sir.
481
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,025
[Boimler] They're all from moons!
482
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,444
Look at them, probably talking
about tides and werewolves.
483
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,321
I was so close! [Groan]
484
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,323
I know you really wanted
to have a bridge buddy.
485
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,784
But guess what?
You don't need them! You got us!
486
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:15,245
Next time we have a long-haul warp,
I vote we all do something together. Cool?
487
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,330
- Cool!
- You know it!
488
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,832
You're right.
Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.
489
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,838
[Stammers] Excuse me? Ensign boimler, sir?
490
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,215
Huh? Yeah, uh, yeah, that's me.
491
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,134
Well, I've been having trouble
keeping up with my duty schedule.
492
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,221
Commander ransom said that you're
the most organized person on the ship.
493
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,597
- He did?
- Yeah!
494
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,558
He says you're great and I should
pick your brain. If that's okay?
495
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,311
I mean, yes! Of course!
[Babbles] Glad to help. Sure.
496
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,521
Oh, thank you, sir!
497
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,832
- I really admire your work.
- [Boimler] Let's talk duties.
498
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,318
Every ship in the fleet depends on
officers like us to keep them running.
499
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:48,904
The bridge crew is maybe
the ones you hear about.
500
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,366
But trust me, the real action
begins on the lower decks.
501
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,460
[Machinery whirring]
502
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,888
- [Click]
- [Trilling]
503
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,943
- [Click]
- [Trilling]
504
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,646
Pew pew/ pew, pew, pew/ pew pew/
505
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:07,691
chirp.
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