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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,287 [Freeman] Captain's log, the cerritos is beg/fining a 72-hour warp 2 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,498 en route to a planetary survey in the k ontaran system. 3 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,959 With little to do in this vacant stretch of space, 4 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:27,379 I've approved some much-needed r & r for the crew. 5 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,842 I can't believe we have the day off. 6 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,486 What should we do? Strategema tournament? 7 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,555 Oh, I can't. Doctor t'Ana invited me to a thing on the holodeck. 8 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,032 I really need to get on her good side. 9 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,475 I can't tell if she likes me or makes that face at everyone. 10 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,060 Oh, okay. Uh, rutherford? 11 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,355 Hey, uh, sorry. Billups has a new soup recipe he asked me to try out. 12 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,525 And after that, I promised shaxs I'd throw some pottery with him. 13 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,362 Geez, what is this, commander hangout day? [Sighs] Guess it's just me and you. 14 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,490 - [Groans] I'm “with the captain" today. - What do you mean? 15 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,760 Oh, she's been bugging me to do some mother-daughter stuff. 16 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,095 I've been putting it off forever. 17 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,622 And now with this long haul, she knows I've got no excuse. 18 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,874 All you guys are spending warp with a bridge buddy? 19 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,168 - It's not a big deal. - Uh, yes, it is! 20 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,546 Socializing with a commander can be a huge factor in getting a promotion. 21 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,633 Well, you got 12 hours. Why don't you rub some elbows and make a new friend? 22 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,677 [Groans] I wish I served on a ship that had built-in social structures, 23 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,471 like with bynars or klingons. 24 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,599 Um, have you ever been on a klingon ship? I don't think you'd like it. 25 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,282 [Stammers] They've been warping around the quadrant for centuries. 26 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:26,438 I bet their lower decks are a lot nicer than you'd think. 27 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,283 - [Snoring] - [Grunts] 28 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:39,368 [Laughter] 29 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:42,412 Come, ma'ah. Let us eat before the squirmiest gagh is devoured. 30 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,997 Do not speak of gagh. 31 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,917 Today, I am tasked with scraping out the worm barrels 32 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,169 and replenishing their blood supply. 33 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,004 That is the worst. 34 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,798 I have combat training all day. 35 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,509 Save me a seat at lunch, unless I die an honorable death. 36 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,843 Then someone else can have it. 37 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,763 Today will be a day of great honor for me. 38 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,390 I am filling in at the helm. 39 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,475 Ha! Yes, the honor is palpable. 40 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:07,145 Have you not noticed that commander togg has been undermining the captain? 41 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,940 - If so, then he should be killed! - Exactly. 42 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,817 And stationed at the captain's side, 43 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,195 I will be the logical choice to be the new first officer. 44 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,530 [Laughter] 45 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,740 - "Logical"? Are you a vulcan now? - [Grunts] 46 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:22,160 Maybe you should trim your bangs and join a science vessel. 47 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,704 - [Laughter] - Logical! 48 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,623 Could you imagine serving with those blhnuchs? 49 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,750 "Avoid death and cower." 50 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,961 [Laughter] 51 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,015 Would anyone care for a game of chess 52 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,393 when we are finished with our second duty shift? 53 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,563 No, I will be composing an arrangement for the lute, 54 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,481 which should take several hours. 55 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,109 I am available for chess. 56 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,986 - [Beeping] - Hmm. 57 00:03:56,069 --> 00:04:00,741 I have detected an anomalous surge of metreon particles in system 7743.8. 58 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:01,825 [Beeping] 59 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,454 System 7743.8 is beyond our scanning range. 60 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,914 It would be, but I have implemented personal algorithms 61 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,791 which increase our long-range sensors. 62 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:14,963 T'lyn, your assignment was to monitor tertiary impulse systems. 63 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,758 That is a redundant system. I wanted to... 64 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,719 It is logical to improve our scanning capabilities 65 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,929 instead of observing non-essential systems. 66 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,766 These readings are within acceptable parameters. 67 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:29,352 Correct. However, this region has never produced this type of anomalous energy. 68 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,271 Does that not seem strange? 69 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,690 Anomalies, by definition, are strange. 70 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,525 Something about this feels off. 71 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,735 [T'gai] “Feels off"? 72 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,196 You have been spoken to about this before, t'lyn. 73 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,199 It is illogical to ignore something of statistical significance. 74 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,825 I must inform the captain. 75 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,246 She has lost all control. 76 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,669 Today is a good day to be... 77 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,837 [Grunts] 78 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:58,298 It is you who is dishonorable! 79 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,550 You dare spit lies on my ship? 80 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,469 [Both grunting] 81 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,014 Coward! You hide behind the name of... 82 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:09,100 - I hide behind nothing! - [Grunting] 83 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,310 {gasps} 84 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,940 togg forgot what it means to be klingon! 85 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,067 I need a loyal first officer, 86 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,401 a soldier of the empire 87 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,987 - who does not spit in the face of duty. - [D'k tahg clatters] 88 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:24,991 The job will go to whoever impresses me most today. 89 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:29,663 [Grunts] Remove this. I don't want that stench on my bridge. 90 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,581 I will take care of it, captain. 91 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,127 [Grunting] 92 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,798 [Ma'ah] All right. [Grunting continues] 93 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,594 Okay, let's snag a bridge buddy. 94 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,222 Kimarnt, her head cloudy? 95 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,182 Oh, thank you, ensign... 96 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,476 Boimler. I took a little tamarian at the academy. 97 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,312 Oh. Unzak and vhila as children? 98 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:59,150 Uh, right. Um, karno, in the forest with Mira. 99 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,655 It is hard to lose weight when you can replicate any food you want! 100 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,591 No, no, no. That's not what I meant! 101 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:06,783 Dang it! 102 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,034 [Grunts] 103 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,584 Oh, hey, boimler. I didn't know you had a passion for pottery. 104 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,147 Uh, kayshon and I didn't really mesh. 105 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,588 Since you have two bridge buddies, I thought we could share? 106 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:20,672 Okeydokey! 107 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:24,759 Take your never-ending bonfire of rage and Bury it in the Clay. 108 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,219 Get outta here, rage. 109 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,929 That's a neat pot, lieutenant shaxs. 110 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,056 Did you learn how to do that back on bajor? 111 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,601 What did you just say? 112 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,020 I just asked if you learned how to throw pots on bajor. 113 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,187 No, no, no. No, no. 114 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,023 - Oh, do we not talk about bajor? - [Grunts] 115 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,400 You think I had time for anything other than resisting? 116 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,111 Fighting fascism is a full-time job! [Grunts] 117 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,614 - Run! He's not kidding! - [Screaming] 118 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,532 - [Grunting] - Put it in the Clay, papa bear. 119 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,992 - Put it in the Clay. - [Panting] 120 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:52,287 I'm going to fight. I'm going to get revenge. I'm... 121 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:56,166 Going to make a cute little ashtray for my incense. 122 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,751 It's going to look like a puppy. 123 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,544 Ooh, a puppy. 124 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,133 [Laughter] 125 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,677 - [Laughing] Yes. Good boy! - [Targ growling] 126 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,389 - That is what we will do to enemy petaos. - [Laughter continues] 127 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,600 [Male klingon officer] Yeah. A drink to honor! 128 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,853 - Captain, your targ is most impressive. - [Targ grunting] 129 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,065 Like kor's hound at the battle of klach d'kel brakt. 130 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,525 Oh, I'm surprised someone your age 131 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,170 - knows of that glorious day. - [Laughter] 132 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,279 Oh, it is one of my favorite slaughters. 133 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,657 - We could sing a song about it, if... - [Both grunt] 134 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:32,619 [Laughs] The bloodwine barrel runs low. Fetch us more. 135 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,037 Yes, sir. 136 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,914 [Laughs] 137 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,461 Why would you modify already adequate long-range sensors 138 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,213 when that is outside of your duties? 139 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,800 I had a gut feeling that increasing our sensor range may prove illuminating. 140 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:51,221 And now you want to adjust our current heading by 1.7 degrees 141 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,264 because of this... instinct. 142 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,933 The energy originated in a region 143 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,477 which has never experienced a comparable phenomenon. 144 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,646 To ignore it would be illogical. 145 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:04,859 - Helm. Adjust course to 577 Mark 6. - [Control panel beeps] 146 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,780 Do not take my action as an endorsement of your behavior. 147 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,907 You will spend the next two days in meditation. 148 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,617 No, I do not have time for that. 149 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,828 I have another project which is nearing culmination. 150 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,998 T'lyn, get a hold of yourself. These outbursts will not be tolerated. 151 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,082 Two days. 152 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,377 Work on your self-control through silent meditation. 153 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,188 Captain, I believe that I could modify the... 154 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:28,299 Beliefs. Feelings. Instincts. You are behaving like a child. 155 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,178 [Boimler whooping] 156 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,475 You were right, doctor t. This is amazing! 157 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,020 [Sighs] Nothing like clawing your way up the side 158 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,355 of a giant, hard piece of earth to feel alive. 159 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,316 - [Whooshing] - Boimler! What are you doing up here? 160 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,235 Just wanted to catch up in the old hover boots 161 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,046 and see if you guys needed a climbing partner. 162 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,071 Hi, doctor t'Ana. 163 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,740 You didn't bring any gear? 164 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,826 Well, I-I-I have the shirt and, you know, the boots. 165 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,578 - [Boots sputtering] - [Shouting] 166 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,288 [Screams] 167 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,875 Good thing safety protocols are on! They-they are on, right? 168 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,501 I don't know. Sure. 169 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,545 [Grunting] 170 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,505 [Shouts] Ow, ow, ow! 171 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,927 [Groans] 172 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:14,721 Hmm. 173 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,933 Why would you tell an entire shift I get bad cramps? 174 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,935 [Grunts] You were on duty! 175 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,687 Your commanding officers have to know 176 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,065 any medical issues that could impact the mission! 177 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,025 Billups doesn't need to know! 178 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,068 He's not good with that stuff. It freaked him out! 179 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,297 If I had to dance around everything that freaks out billups, 180 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,530 we wouldn't get anything done! 181 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,950 Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him to boost the environmental controls 182 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,369 to help with your hot flashes! [Grunts] 183 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,288 [Both grunting] 184 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,833 [Sighs] 185 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,212 Oh, nothing like that Hawaiian surf. 186 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,839 Crisp air. Tasty waves. This is gonna be great. 187 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:50,924 Sir. 188 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,008 Ensign. 189 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,344 Oh, you remember those luaus on the beach? 190 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,346 - Yeah! Freaking pigs, dude! - Ah, yes! So good. 191 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,365 - [Whoops] - Nothing like the feel of Hawaiian sand 192 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,975 after riding those tropical waves. [Chuckles] 193 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,394 Mr. Boimler, are you also from Hawaii? 194 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,063 From... from Hawaii? 195 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,898 - Oh, uh-uh... - He has to be. 196 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,026 Only people who grew up on the islands like us could describe it like that. 197 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,569 You're all from Hawaii? 198 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,614 Um, aloha! Yep! Small galaxy, huh? 199 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,033 I can't believe there's another Hawaiian on board! 200 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,677 We're hitting the beach this afternoon. 201 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,620 Holodeck 3. You should join us! 202 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,413 To clean up or... 203 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:26,459 [Laughs] No! To hang out! Unless you don't miss the islands. 204 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,379 No, I mean, yeah. I mean, I am homesick for Hawaii. 205 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,215 I grew up in Hawaii, and, man, do I miss Hawaii. 206 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,259 Wait. Didn't you say you're from a vineyard? 207 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,052 - Uh... - Pineapple or coffee? 208 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,137 Both? 209 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,472 Whoa! Now that's tropical! 210 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,808 [Indistinct chatter] 211 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,726 - [Laughter] - [Belches] 212 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,895 Next time fetch your own wine. 213 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,313 [Grunts] 214 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,065 [Laughter] 215 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,775 - [Snoring] - [Grunting] 216 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,528 I demand assistance. Could someone just... 217 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,612 [Grunting] 218 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,950 Captain. Ah, yes, I thank you. I cannot move this ovenneight... 219 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,369 When you're done fooling around, walk my targ. 220 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,789 He ate that traitor's leg and will need to be shuffled around until it passes, 221 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,708 or he will have gas. 222 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,501 Yes, sir. 223 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:10,920 [Groans] 224 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,797 [Sighs] 225 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,301 [Padd trills] 226 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,016 You are working, instead of meditating. 227 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,184 I am nearly finished. 228 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,352 I will meditate as soon as the project is complete. 229 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,856 You know your rebellions will only lead to punitive spiritualism. 230 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,232 I am not rebellious. 231 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,942 I simply am enjoying the project 232 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,029 and hoped to finish it today so I can continue with other work. 233 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,282 Perhaps if you did not spend all of your time following rules, 234 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,952 you too would appreciate that there is more for us to learn and achieve. 235 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,787 Are you attempting to insult me? 236 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,372 I merely wish for you to join me 237 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,750 in broadening your definition of how to synthesize data. 238 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,668 That sounds like an insult to me. 239 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,921 Perhaps you could look to me as your confidant. 240 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:56,424 In klingon culture, they designate those who stand with one another as cha'dlch... 241 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,926 We are not klingon. 242 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,594 Nor are we borg drones. 243 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,596 We do not have to blindly follow orders. 244 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,432 "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." 245 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:08,770 The high command would be most interested to learn of your relaxed attitude. 246 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,022 How would they find out? Would you report me? 247 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,275 If it is for your own good. You are clearly unstable. 248 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,153 You are not yourself, t'lyn. Everyone has noticed. 249 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,531 Then I hope they notice how unconcerned I am about their assessment. 250 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,161 Why didn't you just tell them you're not from Hawaii? 251 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,496 I tried! Sort of. 252 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,249 It all just happened fast, suddenly I was just part of the ohana. 253 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,392 Isn't that what you wanted? 254 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,126 Yeah, but what if ransom finds out I lied? 255 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,812 He could demote me to work at a penal colony 256 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,273 where I'd have to mate with the enemy to form a new civilization... 257 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,676 [Freeman through combadge] Ensign mariner, report to my quarters for hanging out. 258 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,346 [Sighs] This is the longest warp of my life! 259 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,390 [Groans] 260 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,558 [Groans] 261 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,079 [Sighs] I don't know, boimler. I think you should just come clean. 262 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,938 Yeah. I mean, what's really more important, 263 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,691 having a commander friend or being true to yourself? 264 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,734 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 265 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,988 Aloha! 266 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,073 Hey, hey! Aloha! 267 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,409 [Hawaiian music playing] 268 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,957 [Opera music playing] 269 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,917 [Computer beeping] 270 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,799 Captain, the leg has been passed. 271 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,260 - It was an honorable movement. - [Glass breaks] 272 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:26,097 The empire used to choke the quadrant with fear, power! 273 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,725 But now? We've lost our way. 274 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,685 The empire still strikes terror. 275 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,229 Klingon blood runs as reddish-pink as ever. 276 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,774 Klingons joining starfleet, studying at bajoran academies. 277 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,361 No hunger for victory. No respect for tradition. 278 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:44,657 It is troubling to see a proud caste of warriors lose their iurdech. 279 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,451 Well put. 280 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,162 You are a true klingon. 281 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:53,833 You may be smaller and weaker and slower and smaller than my other officers, 282 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,835 but you have a warrior's spirit. 283 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,088 One day, you could be captain of your own ship. 284 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,382 Uh, that would be my greatest honor, sir. 285 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,762 Uh, besides dying in battle. That would be my greatest, greatest honor. 286 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,239 [Klingon] Captain, we 're being hailed. 287 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,931 Put it in my quarters. Private channel. 288 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,516 Pahed! 289 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,519 Oh, hi. Are you ready to give us presents? 290 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,772 We will discuss our transaction in person. 291 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,400 I'm beaming over with my new second-in-command. 292 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,985 Thank you, captain. 293 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:25,615 [Scoffs] Pakleds have no honor. Are we commandeering their ship? 294 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,035 [Uaughs] Even cowards and fools have their uses. 295 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,661 I do not understand. 296 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,955 Pakleds have an insatiable hunger for power. 297 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,332 I can use that. 298 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,477 With the weapons and information I've armed them with, 299 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,545 they've thrown the entire quadrant into discord. 300 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,880 You are helping them? 301 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,673 With the federation destabilized, 302 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,510 the empire can claim the region as our own! 303 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,929 Our greatest day is yet to come! 304 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,723 Klingons do not allow someone else to fight our battles. 305 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,017 [Laughs] Which is exactly why 306 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,396 the federation has no idea who is manipulating them. 307 00:14:56,479 --> 00:15:00,441 "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war." 308 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,114 I think it was the chef, in the bio lab, 309 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,008 with a sniper rifle that can shoot through walls. 310 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,909 You always pick the chef. 311 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,846 Yeah, 'cause we have replicators. Why is there a chef? That's just shady. 312 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,623 [Man] Captain, we've picked up an anomalous energy reading nearby 313 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,309 should we drop out of warp and in vest/gate? 314 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,334 - Yes, please! - Yes! 315 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,169 All right! Let's get back to work. 316 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,213 Ooh, I cannot believe I'm saying that. 317 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,756 - Mariner. - [Groaning] What? 318 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,716 I know... I don't care who the fake killer was. 319 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,927 I had a good time today. 320 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,721 I know. I did too. 321 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,938 Welcome to the pakled spaceship, pakled 322 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,606 I am rebner. 323 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,859 Ah. Yes, rebner, we've met several times. 324 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,402 We need another boomer. 325 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,737 What? No, one varuvian bomb is enough. 326 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:47,947 We already used it. 327 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,116 You used it? On what? Why? 328 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:54,454 We wanted to test it on a big asteroid, but then it stopped working. 329 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:58,374 It was a bomb! You can only use it once! 330 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,625 [Groans] This is dorg. 331 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,711 Transport another explosive onto the pakled vessel. 332 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,231 - [Klingon officer] Yes, captain. - Captain, a varuvian explosion 333 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,798 would emit metreon particles. 334 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,550 Other ships may come to investigate. 335 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,713 [Pakled security through comms] Red alarm. Red alarm. 336 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,688 Damn it! Block their communications. We have to take out that ship. 337 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,483 What the... the pakleds again? 338 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,043 And now they're threatening klingons? 339 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,277 Hail the bird of prey. 340 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,778 No response, captain. 341 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:31,073 Klingon ship, this is the federation starship cerritos. 342 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,118 We've dealt with pakleds before. Are you in need of aid? 343 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,289 Captain, both vessels are powering weapons! 344 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,124 What? Shields up! Red alert! 345 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,753 [Freeman grunts] 346 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,297 - [Shouts] - Dude! My Mai Tai. 347 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,049 Hawaiianers, we're under attack! 348 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,343 [All panting] 349 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,227 [Grunts] Target their weapons! 350 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,730 - Shields holding at 80%! - [Barnes] Whoa! 351 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,483 [Boimler] Whoa! 352 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,818 Return fire, full spread! 353 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,199 Deck 6 is taking heavy damage. Sealing the area. 354 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,243 Damn it! We have to get to the bridge. 355 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,328 I don't wanna die in a Hawaiian shirt! 356 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,498 I'm not from Hawaii, 357 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,167 a-and if I don't make it through this, I don't wanna die a liar! 358 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,336 Sir, I'm from modesto, California. 359 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,713 I just wanted to find a bridge buddy. I'm sorry. 360 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,926 I'm... not from Hawaii either. 361 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,470 I never felt like I belonged until I met the rest of you. 362 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,222 Neither am I. None of us are. 363 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,140 We just wanted to be friends with you, sir. 364 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,269 Wait, you guys didn't have to pretend to be something you aren't. 365 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,520 I like you for you. 366 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,313 Really? Thanks, commander. 367 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,566 - Also, I'm not from Hawaii. - Wait, what now? 368 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,736 I made it up when I was an ensign and my commanding officer was from Honolulu. 369 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,572 I'm actually from the moon. 370 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:56,450 Wait, bro, earth's moon? That's where I'm from! Luna bay! 371 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,535 Tycho city! 372 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,120 My sister went to tycho city prep! 373 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,997 I'm from the third moon of benzar! 374 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,250 B-9-3? That's a great moon. My cousin lives there! 375 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,668 We're all moon buddies? 376 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,255 You know, some people say modesto is like the moon of, uh, San Francisco, 377 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,631 so I guess I'm from a moon too. 378 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,592 Modesto is not a moon. 379 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,178 If you were from a moon, you'd know how deeply insulting that is. 380 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,097 What? You guys pretended to be from Hawaii. 381 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,950 That's, like, the most culturally insensitive... 382 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,183 [All grunt] 383 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:26,272 Let the pakleds take the final shot. They're about to start a war! 384 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,356 This feels wrong. 385 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,192 There is no honor in letting others fight our battles. 386 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,194 - [Grunts] - Do not talk to me of honor! 387 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:36,115 I have been crushing petaos beneath my boot since before you were born. 388 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:41,579 Other klingons have tried to sabotage peace before. They failed. 389 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,205 I will not! 390 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,916 They will write songs of me this day! 391 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,385 [Pakled security though comms] Red alarm. Red alarm. Red alarm. 392 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,720 [Pakled humming] 393 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,513 I am hungry. 394 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,973 You should eat. 395 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,516 You are smart. 396 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,893 [Pakled security] Red alarm. 397 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,728 Evasive maneuvers. 398 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:12,068 Shields at 17%. Captain, we can't last much longer! 399 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,536 Captain, we are being fired upon by klingons and pakleds. 400 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,747 Curious. Shields to maximum power. 401 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,093 The pakleds appear to have klingon weaponry. 402 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,555 Primary shields are failing. 403 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,434 Captain, the project I have been working on is a regenerative shield amplifier. 404 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,811 I believe it may help. 405 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,729 This has not been tested. 406 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,691 If it damages the coupling, we would be left unprotected. 407 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:56,112 It is logical to use it now, considering there are no alternatives. 408 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,036 My instinct tells me it will work. 409 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,580 Implement the program. 410 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,461 [Laughs] Yes, yes! 411 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,716 The destruction of two enemy ships will bring me much glory! 412 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,467 These are not our enemies. 413 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,428 Does the high council know of your actions? 414 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,680 The high council lacks foresight. 415 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,349 They will change their minds when the battle begins. 416 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,935 Shields are increasing. 417 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,981 This is highly improbable, captain. They are now at 120%. 418 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,899 Disable the pakled ship. 419 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,490 Target the federation ship! 420 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,159 Belay that order! 421 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,243 What? 422 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,329 This is not our fight. This lunacy must end! 423 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,627 - Ha! You dare challenge me? - Stop the attack! 424 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,255 - [Targ grunts] - Finish them! 425 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,424 - No! - [Both grunting] 426 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:05,931 [Growling] 427 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,269 - [Choking] - [Laughing] 428 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,354 - [Grunts] - [Screams] 429 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,983 - Stupid targ! - [Targ squeals] 430 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,068 [Both grunting] 431 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,489 Ah! 432 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:22,740 [Laughs] 433 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,201 [Grunts] 434 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,411 [Grunts, laughs] 435 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,623 - [Groans] - Flhud] 436 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,875 [Ma'ah sighs] 437 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,087 [Klingon] What are your orders, captain? 438 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,177 Set a course for the homeworld. 439 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,138 The council can decide what to do with this bihnuch. 440 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,598 [Targ grunts, snorts] 441 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,894 Captain, the klingon ship is retreating. 442 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,314 Well, then let's give the pakleds a taste of their own mushfroot! 443 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,398 Yes, sir! 444 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,736 [Screaming] 445 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,965 By the prophets! [Speaks bajoran] 446 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,508 Hail the vulcans. 447 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,802 Thanks for the hand, captain. 448 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,971 For a minute there we were in a little over our... 449 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,472 Do you require assistance? 450 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,932 I think we're okay over here. 451 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,175 - We were just... - Excellent. 452 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:34,854 Then with the threat neutralized, no further communication is necessary 453 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,814 well, isn't he a ton of fun? 454 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,358 Assess the damage. Let's begin repairs. 455 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,193 Klingons helping pakleds? 456 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,029 I guess now we know how they got all those weapons. 457 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,407 Strange how they broke off and retreated, though. 458 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:50,160 Klingons typically want to die in battle. Honestly, I get it. 459 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:54,248 It's almost like they decided it wasn't their fight. 460 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,332 Captain? 461 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,876 We need to brief starfleet command. 462 00:22:56,959 --> 00:23:00,504 They're gonna have a lot to discuss with the klingon high council. 463 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,555 We are fortunate that your shield program worked. 464 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,099 If you had not been "following your instinct," 465 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,935 it is unlikely we would have survived that encounter. 466 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,020 Iconcun 467 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,523 however, your inability to control your emotions is a liability. 468 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,066 I am removing you from duty. 469 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,152 Captain, I believe you are making an error. 470 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:27,615 Your perceived victory today will only serve as fuel for further impulsivity. 471 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:30,034 There is no place for that on this starship. 472 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:33,913 I will gather my personal items and prepare to return to vulcan. 473 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,707 - You will not be returning to vulcan. - Curious. 474 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,002 I am recommending you for reassignment to a starfleet vessel. 475 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:44,131 Your hotheaded ways may make you better suited to serve with humans. 476 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,091 Captain, I ask that you reconsider. 477 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,218 I do not believe this punishment is warranted. 478 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,764 And that is exactly the type of outburst which lead to my decision. 479 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:52,932 It is final. 480 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,770 [T'lyn] Live long and prosper, sir. 481 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,025 [Boimler] They're all from moons! 482 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,444 Look at them, probably talking about tides and werewolves. 483 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,321 I was so close! [Groan] 484 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,323 I know you really wanted to have a bridge buddy. 485 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,784 But guess what? You don't need them! You got us! 486 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:15,245 Next time we have a long-haul warp, I vote we all do something together. Cool? 487 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,330 - Cool! - You know it! 488 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,832 You're right. Thanks, guys. I appreciate it. 489 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,838 [Stammers] Excuse me? Ensign boimler, sir? 490 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,215 Huh? Yeah, uh, yeah, that's me. 491 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,134 Well, I've been having trouble keeping up with my duty schedule. 492 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,221 Commander ransom said that you're the most organized person on the ship. 493 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,597 - He did? - Yeah! 494 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,558 He says you're great and I should pick your brain. If that's okay? 495 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,311 I mean, yes! Of course! [Babbles] Glad to help. Sure. 496 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,521 Oh, thank you, sir! 497 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,832 - I really admire your work. - [Boimler] Let's talk duties. 498 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,318 Every ship in the fleet depends on officers like us to keep them running. 499 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:48,904 The bridge crew is maybe the ones you hear about. 500 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,366 But trust me, the real action begins on the lower decks. 501 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,460 [Machinery whirring] 502 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,888 - [Click] - [Trilling] 503 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,943 - [Click] - [Trilling] 504 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,646 Pew pew/ pew, pew, pew/ pew pew/ 505 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:07,691 chirp. 37939

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