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Come on, Joe! 16 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:23,391 (TENSE MUSIC) 17 00:01:23,558 --> 00:01:25,560 Dave, get the window. 18 00:01:28,772 --> 00:01:30,857 (GLASS SMASHES) 19 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,026 (GUITAR MUSIC) 20 00:01:35,737 --> 00:01:36,947 Where are you, kid? 21 00:01:37,114 --> 00:01:39,533 (GRUNTING) 22 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,452 Where the fuck are you? 23 00:01:44,329 --> 00:01:47,499 - Check it out. -(ENGINE SQUEALS, REVS) 24 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:48,542 Fuck! 25 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:51,545 (MUSIC QUICKENS) 26 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:55,507 Get in the car! 27 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,845 (ENGINE STARTS, REVS) 28 00:02:11,106 --> 00:02:14,025 (SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC) 29 00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:29,541 (FARTING) 30 00:02:32,127 --> 00:02:33,420 (SNIFFS) 31 00:02:36,381 --> 00:02:38,383 (SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC) 32 00:02:42,804 --> 00:02:44,347 - Noah. - Hmm? 33 00:02:45,515 --> 00:02:48,643 What is Jon doing on my couch? 34 00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:50,437 - Uh... - Uh? 35 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,440 Thanks, Bex. 36 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:56,693 (SLURPS) 37 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:57,944 (SNIFFS) 38 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,070 (PUFFS) 39 00:02:59,237 --> 00:03:01,489 I don't love you as if you were a rose. 40 00:03:01,656 --> 00:03:02,532 JON: Ah... 41 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:04,993 - See, I knew you would. - JON: No, no, Suzie. What? What? 42 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,787 - Just take it seriously, OK? - JON: Your mum would love it. 43 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:09,039 Morning, FitBit. 44 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:12,709 SUZIE: I don't love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz... 45 00:03:14,085 --> 00:03:15,462 You know, I've, um... 46 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,798 I've almost got the Holden going. It's just a dodgy carb, I reckon. 47 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:22,093 - You know, the battery is... - You know it's over, right? 48 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:26,389 Come on, man. I mean, you guys gotta know where she is, right? 49 00:03:26,556 --> 00:03:29,309 I mean, I just... I just wanna... I just gotta talk to her. 50 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,019 BECCA: Come on, hon. 51 00:03:35,857 --> 00:03:38,902 You need to move on, eh? 52 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,740 WOMAN: What you did was unforgiveable. 53 00:03:43,907 --> 00:03:45,033 I know it's... 54 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,743 What could you possibly say to her, Jon? 55 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:48,078 Yeah, I know. 56 00:03:48,245 --> 00:03:49,746 - She was absolutely devastated. - I know. 57 00:03:49,913 --> 00:03:51,289 Yeah, I know, I know. 58 00:03:51,456 --> 00:03:53,750 - Which is why I need to talk to her. - You hopeless bastard. (HANGS UP) 59 00:03:53,917 --> 00:03:56,002 And... Hello? 60 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,671 (CLICKS TONGUE) 61 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,589 (COMPUTER MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) 62 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:11,893 (INHALES) 63 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:13,270 (EXHALES) 64 00:04:13,436 --> 00:04:15,522 (DAVE DOBBYN'S 'LANGUAGE' PLAYS) 65 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,657 Come on. Come on. You can do it. 66 00:04:25,824 --> 00:04:27,200 Believe in yourself. 67 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,952 (ENGINE REVS) 68 00:04:29,119 --> 00:04:31,079 Yes! 69 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:37,794 ♪ My hands are tied 70 00:04:37,961 --> 00:04:42,299 ♪ Oh, I could be a victim 71 00:04:42,465 --> 00:04:45,885 ♪ When my tongue won't move 72 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:49,806 ♪ You have it tied with your heartstrings 73 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,601 ♪ When I needed you most 74 00:04:53,768 --> 00:04:56,980 ♪ I couldn't find the language 75 00:04:59,357 --> 00:05:01,443 ♪ When I needed you more 76 00:05:01,609 --> 00:05:04,612 ♪ I couldn't say a word 77 00:05:06,197 --> 00:05:09,117 ♪ My hands truly tied... ♪ 78 00:05:09,284 --> 00:05:10,535 (GEARS GRAUNCH) 79 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:12,954 ♪ Yeah, I know I'm a prisoner 80 00:05:14,039 --> 00:05:18,168 ♪ When my tongue wouldn't move 81 00:05:18,335 --> 00:05:23,423 ♪ You have it tied with your heartstrings again... ♪ 82 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:24,507 (ENGINE THUDS) 83 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:25,592 ♪ When I needed you most 84 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:29,387 ♪ I couldn't find the language 85 00:05:31,056 --> 00:05:33,308 -♪ When I needed you more... ♪ -(COUGHS) 86 00:05:33,475 --> 00:05:37,103 ♪ I couldn't say a word 87 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:41,649 ♪ When I needed you most 88 00:05:41,816 --> 00:05:45,487 ♪ I couldn't find the language 89 00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:49,532 ♪ When I needed you more 90 00:05:49,699 --> 00:05:52,160 ♪ I couldn't say a word. ♪ 91 00:05:52,327 --> 00:05:53,912 Hello? 92 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,122 Hello? 93 00:05:57,082 --> 00:05:58,208 (BELL RINGS) 94 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:00,794 MAN: Uh, the petrol's self-service, mate. 95 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,462 Oh, I got a problem with the car. 96 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:06,299 I was hoping you'd take a look at it. Think she might be overheating. 97 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,218 (FLAMES WHOOSH) 98 00:06:11,346 --> 00:06:12,889 ♪ I don't know... ♪ 99 00:06:13,932 --> 00:06:16,976 Shit. Shit! 100 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,478 Oh, shit! 101 00:06:20,522 --> 00:06:23,233 Um... 102 00:06:24,526 --> 00:06:25,985 (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 103 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,320 Oh. 104 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:28,738 Yep. 105 00:06:29,781 --> 00:06:31,366 (HORN HONKS) 106 00:06:33,118 --> 00:06:34,536 Too busy, bro. 107 00:06:34,702 --> 00:06:36,830 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS, INSECTS CHIRP) 108 00:06:41,376 --> 00:06:43,294 Hey, Noah. 109 00:06:43,461 --> 00:06:45,171 What have you done with my Crane Brothers suit? 110 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,673 You said borrow anything. 111 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,885 Yeah, I meant like golf clubs or our box set of 'GoT', not a 2-K suit. 112 00:06:51,052 --> 00:06:52,971 Oh, come on, man. You know I'm good for it. 113 00:06:53,138 --> 00:06:55,974 You'd better be. It's Becca's favourite. 114 00:06:56,141 --> 00:06:58,351 Where are you, anyway, and why the friggin' suit? 115 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,061 I'm going to a wedding. 116 00:07:00,228 --> 00:07:01,771 Well, you're not going to Nick and Bella's. 117 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:03,648 I told you, man. I gotta see her. 118 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:07,902 (WHISPERS) No, this is such a bad idea. 119 00:07:08,069 --> 00:07:09,988 -(CAR REVS) - So bad. 120 00:07:10,155 --> 00:07:11,990 -(HORN HONKS) - Whoa! 121 00:07:12,157 --> 00:07:14,492 (RAP MUSIC BLARES, CAR TYRES SCREECH) 122 00:07:19,247 --> 00:07:21,166 Bro, you got a death wish? 123 00:07:21,332 --> 00:07:23,042 NOAH: You're breaking... You're breaking up. 124 00:07:24,085 --> 00:07:26,671 - Let me call you back. - No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. 125 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:30,842 I'm sorry about that. 126 00:07:33,094 --> 00:07:34,971 (ENGINE REVS) 127 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:38,766 He's gonna kill me. 128 00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:40,852 Well, he won't have to if you stay there. 129 00:07:41,019 --> 00:07:42,896 What are you doing? 130 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:47,108 Oh, I'm just...trying to get a lift south. 131 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,450 -(SIGHS) - Oh. 132 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:00,205 Thanks, man. 133 00:08:01,706 --> 00:08:04,250 (TYRES SQUEAL, ENGINE REVS) 134 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:09,797 Man, you wouldn't believe my morning. My car shat its gearbox. 135 00:08:09,964 --> 00:08:13,468 (LAUGHS WRYLY) And then I had this, like, uh, catastrophic governor failure. 136 00:08:13,635 --> 00:08:15,428 Have you ever had one of those? 137 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,559 Yeah, no, you don't want to. Trust me. It's a miracle I'm not toast. 138 00:08:21,726 --> 00:08:23,686 Uh, bro, it's a miracle you're not mince. 139 00:08:23,853 --> 00:08:26,356 Yeah, man. Yeah, true. Thank you. Thanks for not making me that. 140 00:08:32,487 --> 00:08:34,989 This is a nice car for a kid your age. 141 00:08:35,156 --> 00:08:37,325 What is that supposed to mean? 142 00:08:37,492 --> 00:08:39,786 Oh, no, nothing. No, nothing, man. I just... I don't know. 143 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,538 Maybe you won Big Wednesday or something. 144 00:08:41,704 --> 00:08:43,581 That's none of my business, really. 145 00:08:43,748 --> 00:08:45,708 (CLEARS THROAT) It's my mum's. 146 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:48,628 Oh, right on. Hip-hop mum. Hip mum. 147 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:51,005 Hip mum. Mean mum. Yeah. 148 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,718 Hey, man, this is gonna sound pretty forthright, 149 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:58,972 but, um, can I have the rest of that Cookie Time? 150 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:01,641 I just... I totally missed breakfast. 151 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,602 Nah, it's cool. That's cool. 152 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,648 RAP SONG: ♪ Now, this is it My turn to bring a new shit 153 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,775 ♪ Dark and it's heavy Show me if you're ready 154 00:09:10,942 --> 00:09:13,486 ♪ This is it My turn to bring a new sound 155 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,572 ♪ And it's heavy. Show me if you're ready 156 00:09:15,738 --> 00:09:17,407 ♪ This is it My turn to bring a... ♪ 157 00:09:17,574 --> 00:09:20,910 (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING, TYRES SQUEAL) 158 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:22,954 (MUSIC STOPS) 159 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,706 (DOOR OPENS) 160 00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:26,791 (DOOR CLOSES) 161 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:27,834 (FOOTSTEPS) 162 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:28,876 Oh, hey. 163 00:09:29,043 --> 00:09:32,547 - You want me to chuck in some gas? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 164 00:09:45,268 --> 00:09:47,061 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 165 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:50,106 (GRUNTS) 166 00:09:54,319 --> 00:09:56,195 - Hello? - WOMAN: Jon, Jon, Jon. 167 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:03,453 Hey, Sharon. Babe. Um, look, uh, now's not actually such a good time. 168 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,830 SHARON: 'Babe', my arse. No, it's not a good time, is it, Jon? 169 00:10:05,997 --> 00:10:06,873 Uh... 170 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,958 I've had the publisher's legal team chasing me all week, darling. 171 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,710 They called me in the supermarket. 172 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,630 They called me in the middle of my daughter's remedial gymnastics... 173 00:10:13,796 --> 00:10:15,089 Jon... 174 00:10:18,176 --> 00:10:19,344 Oh. Um... 175 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:22,180 Jon, my love, Jon, my darling, where is that fucking book?! 176 00:10:22,347 --> 00:10:25,308 Yeah, no, I'm... It's coming along. 177 00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:28,353 Um, I'm working on it. I'm working on it now, actually. 178 00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:31,314 You better be, Jon, because they're demanding refunds of your advance, 179 00:10:31,481 --> 00:10:33,066 so that means my fucking commission. 180 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,485 But, uh... Hey, they loved the outline, right? 181 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,654 Jon, they paid you for a novel. 182 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:40,865 No-one's expecting 'The Great fucking Gatsby' here, 183 00:10:41,032 --> 00:10:42,408 but the last draft you shovelled up was... 184 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,410 I'm just finding the... Here it is. 185 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:45,453 Ohh! 186 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:48,831 This is what the publisher said - "A shit sandwich without the bread." 187 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:53,336 They're... You know, they're picking on the ending, right? 188 00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:55,713 There was no ending, Jon. 189 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,049 The word count just stops, OK? 190 00:10:58,216 --> 00:11:01,469 It goes nowhere. I can't cover for you anymore. Finish that fucking book! 191 00:11:01,636 --> 00:11:03,638 -(LINE DISCONNECTS) - Cool... Hey, thanks. 192 00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:11,938 Agents, eh? (CHUCKLES, WHISTLES) 193 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:16,901 "A shit sandwich without the bread"? 194 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:19,195 (CHUCKLES) What kind of feedback is that? 195 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,989 It's a metaphor. 196 00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:25,576 Like imagine a sandwich with just the shit bits... 197 00:11:25,743 --> 00:11:27,912 - Yeah. -..and no bread. 198 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:29,747 - Oh. - It's pretty shit. 199 00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:31,541 Oh, cool! Hey, thanks, man. 200 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,251 Thanks for, you know, thanks for clarifying that. 201 00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:35,002 You're welcome. 202 00:11:38,339 --> 00:11:41,467 Let me tell you what it really is, OK? 203 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:46,681 It's a conspiracy to make me conform to this bland commercial standard. 204 00:11:46,848 --> 00:11:48,349 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 205 00:11:48,516 --> 00:11:50,017 All those condescending morons, they just... 206 00:11:50,184 --> 00:11:52,854 They want derivative pulp, and I'm not going to sell out, man. 207 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:57,358 - I'm... I'm not. -(POLICE SIREN WAILS) 208 00:11:58,776 --> 00:12:00,862 (WAILING CONTINUES) 209 00:12:06,576 --> 00:12:08,411 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 210 00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:12,123 Yep. Here we go. Speaking of conspiracies... 211 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,791 (KNOCKS) 212 00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:18,296 Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over? 213 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,592 Well, the rego's all good, so I guess you're just revenue collecting, Officer. 214 00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:25,094 Or another probable cause is... 215 00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:27,555 Another probable cause is institutionalised racism, you know? 216 00:12:27,722 --> 00:12:29,640 Perhaps you just pulled him over because he's Maori. 217 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:34,896 Sorry, sir. 218 00:12:35,062 --> 00:12:39,609 His... His cat got run over this morning, so he's a bit upset, yeah. 219 00:12:39,776 --> 00:12:41,611 Mmm. 220 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,405 Was it desexed? 221 00:12:44,572 --> 00:12:46,616 - What? - Your cat. 222 00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:50,745 Oh. Um... No. 223 00:12:50,912 --> 00:12:54,248 Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely to be run over. 224 00:12:54,415 --> 00:12:56,292 You might wanna consider that next time. 225 00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:59,545 OK, yeah. 226 00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:04,509 This vehicle left a Taihape service station without paying for petrol. 227 00:13:04,675 --> 00:13:06,594 You know about that? 228 00:13:07,637 --> 00:13:09,514 - Nah, he paid for that. - What? 229 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,182 - The petrol. - Nah, I didn't. 230 00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:12,850 I thought you did, didn't you? 231 00:13:13,017 --> 00:13:14,769 No, you said you'd chuck it in, bro, so I... 232 00:13:14,936 --> 00:13:16,604 I would never say "Chuck it in, bro." 233 00:13:16,771 --> 00:13:21,400 So this vehicle is registered to Jock Stevens. Either of you him? 234 00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:28,950 (TYRES SQUEAL, ENGINE REVS) 235 00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:30,743 - Hey, what are you doing? -(ENGINE REVS) 236 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,912 Dude, what are you doing? 237 00:13:34,664 --> 00:13:36,165 Man, are you in some kind of trouble? 238 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:38,376 Well, who fills up a car and doesn't pay for it? 239 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:40,461 Who's got a mum called Jock? 240 00:13:40,628 --> 00:13:43,422 -(ROCK MUSIC) -(SIREN WAILS) 241 00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,218 (MUTTERS) 242 00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:49,637 (SIREN WAILS) 243 00:13:55,977 --> 00:13:57,395 (SIREN CONTINUES WAILING) 244 00:13:57,562 --> 00:14:00,982 OK, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonna lose your licence. 245 00:14:02,024 --> 00:14:04,068 I don't have one. 246 00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:07,071 Whoa! 247 00:14:07,238 --> 00:14:08,906 Wh...! Whoa! 248 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,909 Oh! Ahh. 249 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,495 (SIREN WAILS) 250 00:14:14,662 --> 00:14:16,706 Ahh. 251 00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:27,091 OK, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit. 252 00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:29,510 (ENGINE REVS) 253 00:14:29,677 --> 00:14:30,845 JON: Ooh! 254 00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:34,974 (SIREN WAILS) 255 00:14:40,938 --> 00:14:41,981 (SCREAMS) 256 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,652 Where'd he go? 257 00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:51,157 Fuck! 258 00:14:58,205 --> 00:14:59,624 (PANTS) 259 00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,461 It's not your mum's Mini, is it? 260 00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:07,381 (SIGHS) I feel like a burger. 261 00:15:07,548 --> 00:15:09,258 What? 262 00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:13,346 A flame-grilled Angus patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce. 263 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:14,597 Seriously? 264 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,225 Well, you got a better plan? 265 00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:20,603 No. 266 00:15:21,729 --> 00:15:23,147 Let's get a burger. 267 00:15:29,737 --> 00:15:31,989 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 268 00:15:32,156 --> 00:15:33,616 (SIRENS CHIRP) 269 00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,660 (SIREN WAILS) 270 00:15:39,288 --> 00:15:41,123 - That's six double-beef bacon, people. -(CAR HORNS HONK) 271 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:44,168 What's the hold-up? You growing those bloody cows? 272 00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:45,586 We apologise, sir. 273 00:15:45,753 --> 00:15:48,005 We've just had one out the back that refused to be blended up in the mincer, 274 00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:51,092 but we smacked her around and you can stuff your face with her shortly. 275 00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:54,178 - WOMAN: I have order 97 here. - Oh, there you go. Nice and bloody. 276 00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:58,516 Christ, lady, I've got fucking kids in the car. 277 00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:06,607 WOMAN ON SPEAKER: Hello, handsome. What can I do you for? 278 00:16:06,774 --> 00:16:08,943 JON: Yeah, um... 279 00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:14,198 What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a... Yeah, I'm a little bit torn. 280 00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:17,368 Bro, she's talking to me. 281 00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:19,954 - She asked me my order. - I was talking to the driver, sir. 282 00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:22,540 - Oh. That's fine. Sorry. - Tends to be how it works. 283 00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:24,041 (CHUCKLES) 284 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:27,420 Uh, well, can I grab the flame-grilled Angus patty 285 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,880 with runny egg and extra bacon, please? 286 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:31,549 - Absolutely. - Thanks. 287 00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:33,050 And you, sir? 288 00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:35,428 Um, yeah, and I'll get the flame-grilled cheese, thanks. 289 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,805 - So that's the flame-grilled cheese... - Oh, but no cheese. 290 00:16:37,972 --> 00:16:40,766 Actually, no, should just make it the fla...flame-grilled original. 291 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,310 - Without cheese? - Without cheese, yep. 292 00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:46,105 - And no... Oh, does it have tomato? - Yes. 293 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,275 OK, cool. No, I don't want any of that. 294 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,610 MAN: Some dick stuffed up my order. 295 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,363 - Huh? - Some dick stuffed up his order. 296 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:57,366 Sorry. Uh, can I offer you a free Coke? 297 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,118 Nah. How about some free chips? 298 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,413 - Nah, how about a free burger? - Nah, how about a free blow job? 299 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,622 (SNIGGERS) 300 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,542 I'm sorry. We only offer free Coke. 301 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:07,668 (MEN EXCLAIM) 302 00:17:07,835 --> 00:17:09,837 - What the fuck?! - Did you want to supersize those? 303 00:17:10,004 --> 00:17:12,465 - Fuck, no! -(ENGINE REVS) 304 00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:23,976 Uh, I might cancel my Coke order. 305 00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:28,898 You might have to tell someone else. I don't think I work here anymore. 306 00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:31,442 WOMAN: Do you want a double Coke with that? 307 00:17:31,609 --> 00:17:33,694 Oh, do you need a lift somewhere? 308 00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:35,196 You're not going to Wellington, are you? 309 00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:37,281 Uh, yeah, we are. 310 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:39,867 Choice. 311 00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:43,079 - Wait, what's going on? - It looks like she's in trouble. 312 00:17:43,245 --> 00:17:45,498 Yeah, so are you, mate. You don't want any more. 313 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,249 KEIRA: Alright. (GRUNTS) 314 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,418 Whoa! (LAUGHS) 315 00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:51,879 - Whoa... - Um... 316 00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:53,255 - Whoa! - KEIRA: Gosh! 317 00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:54,965 -(HORN TOOTS) - KEIRA: Sorry! Jesus, I'm sorry. 318 00:17:55,132 --> 00:17:56,550 -(KEIRA SQUEALS) -(HORN TOOTS) 319 00:17:56,717 --> 00:17:57,885 KEIRA: Oh! 320 00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,349 -(HORN TOOTS) - KEIRA: Oh! Oh! Sorry! 321 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,935 - KEIRA: Oh, God. - Oh, shit. 322 00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:08,813 My bad. Whoo! 323 00:18:08,979 --> 00:18:12,983 - Well, that was insane. - Yeah, it certainly was unusual. 324 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:18,239 Oh, uh, we've got the flame-grilled Angus the cow right here. 325 00:18:18,405 --> 00:18:19,573 Cool. Thank you. 326 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,408 And that is the regular patty, 327 00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:24,120 no cheese, no tomato or anything interesting at all. 328 00:18:24,286 --> 00:18:25,996 Perfect. 329 00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,420 - Hey, what's this? - KEIRA: Oh, read it. 330 00:18:33,587 --> 00:18:37,091 "How much meat is in your meat?" What? 331 00:18:37,258 --> 00:18:39,176 "Once you account for the water content, 332 00:18:39,343 --> 00:18:41,846 "crushed bone matter and high-fructose corn syrup, 333 00:18:42,012 --> 00:18:44,682 "only 4o*o of your patty is actually meat." 334 00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:47,518 That... "Statistically, there'll be a mix-up in supply 335 00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:50,646 "which means 50o*o of that meat content is actually horsemeat." 336 00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:52,606 Horsemeat. Correct. 337 00:18:52,773 --> 00:18:55,442 What kind of sadistic nut job would put that in their burger packaging? 338 00:18:55,609 --> 00:18:57,194 I did. And it's factual. 339 00:18:57,361 --> 00:19:01,824 So what? What are you, some kind of undercover...vegan activist? 340 00:19:01,991 --> 00:19:05,119 Not really. I mean, I wore these to my job interview last week. 341 00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:06,912 "Not your mum, not your milk." 342 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,123 I never hide my beliefs. 343 00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:12,293 - Gotta have principles, bro. - That's rich coming from you. 344 00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:14,420 Wait. OK, OK, so... 345 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,839 ...what if someone's just, like, innocently eating their burger 346 00:19:17,006 --> 00:19:19,216 and then they come across your pamphlet and then, boom, 347 00:19:19,383 --> 00:19:21,719 they hurl all over their nan or their friend or something? 348 00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:23,470 - (TYRES SQUEAL) - Whoa! 349 00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:31,645 KEIRA: Um...what are we doing? 350 00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:35,316 Oh, we're just checking out the local shops. 351 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,195 KEIRA: Sarah's souvenir stall? 352 00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:41,697 JON: Yeah, he really likes kiwi fruit jam. 353 00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,407 KEIRA: Really? 354 00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:45,117 - Oh, yeah. - Hmm. 355 00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:50,247 - Oh, look, it's on special. 5 bucks. - Oh, wow. 356 00:19:50,414 --> 00:19:51,999 - You should get some. - Oh... 357 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,377 - Oh, you want to? $5. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's get some. 358 00:19:55,544 --> 00:19:57,254 Cheapest I've ever seen it. 359 00:19:57,421 --> 00:19:59,089 - Yeah, that's great. - LUKE: Let's do it. 360 00:19:59,256 --> 00:20:01,717 ♪ E hine e 361 00:20:01,884 --> 00:20:04,511 ♪ Hoki maira 362 00:20:04,678 --> 00:20:06,138 ♪ Kamate au... ♪ 363 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,640 KEIRA: Hi. You Sarah? 364 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:13,562 ♪ Te aroha e. ♪ 365 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:18,400 So, what do you guys do? 366 00:20:20,069 --> 00:20:22,947 Yeah, what? Mm. What do you...? What is...? 367 00:20:23,113 --> 00:20:26,992 What is it that you do again, man? I just... I forgot. 368 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:31,080 Um, well, I...I work with vehicles. Cars, trucks and... 369 00:20:31,247 --> 00:20:34,083 So like, um, like a mechanic or car salesman or, like...? 370 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:38,045 No, it's kind of more like repossession, isn't it, sort of? 371 00:20:38,212 --> 00:20:41,048 Repossession? 372 00:20:41,215 --> 00:20:43,550 And what about you, Jon? What do you do? 373 00:20:43,717 --> 00:20:46,220 - What? Oh, I'm a writer. - A writer? 374 00:20:46,387 --> 00:20:48,973 - Yeah. - Wow. Anything I might have read or...? 375 00:20:49,139 --> 00:20:52,935 Oh, yep. Yeah. Well, I've been... I've got some irons... 376 00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:55,604 I've got some projects on the go at the moment that I'm working on. 377 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,189 - Yeah, he's a food writer. - Yum! 378 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,275 You're... You're writing about sandwiches at the moment, eh? 379 00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:01,568 Good and shit ones, eh, bro? 380 00:21:02,611 --> 00:21:04,238 (TEXT MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) 381 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:11,078 Yeah, there are some shit sandwiches out there that people have to...eat. 382 00:21:11,245 --> 00:21:13,372 Oh, sweet. There's a party tonight. You keen? 383 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,083 Me? Oh, no, thanks. I don't... I got plans tonight. 384 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,793 LUKE: Party tonight? Whereabouts? 385 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,337 KEIRA: Um, apparently it's at a warehouse in Thorndon. 386 00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:22,089 LUKE: Yeah. Yeah, I'm keen. 387 00:21:22,256 --> 00:21:24,174 ♪ I got the wandering eye 388 00:21:26,427 --> 00:21:29,596 ♪ Mmm-hmm, hmm 389 00:21:29,763 --> 00:21:32,683 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 390 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:34,727 (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 391 00:21:38,147 --> 00:21:39,523 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 392 00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:41,233 - Sorry, mate. Can you just...? -(SONG STOPS) 393 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,485 Can you just hold that just for a minute? 394 00:21:45,195 --> 00:21:46,989 Maybe that's... 395 00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:50,075 - OK, so that's over the... - No, you're doing it wrong. 396 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,952 The fox chases the rabbit around the tree. 397 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:53,620 - No. - You gotta... 398 00:21:53,787 --> 00:21:56,623 No, it goes twice around the tree, then it goes over the hump, doesn't it? 399 00:21:57,666 --> 00:22:00,210 No, it goes once around the tree and then up the burrow. 400 00:22:00,377 --> 00:22:02,212 No, that's not... You... That's not the burrow, though. 401 00:22:02,379 --> 00:22:04,131 - Yeah, but you just had... - That's the hump. 402 00:22:04,298 --> 00:22:05,674 - I just... - There's no hump. 403 00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:07,968 No, that's where the rabbit goes. Find another one for a second. 404 00:22:08,135 --> 00:22:10,763 Oh, my God, where did all the men go? 405 00:22:12,723 --> 00:22:13,724 Thank you. 406 00:22:13,891 --> 00:22:15,225 - Round the tree... - Oh. 407 00:22:15,392 --> 00:22:16,769 Up and through the burrow. 408 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:19,063 Oh, that... See, that was the burrow that I meant. 409 00:22:19,229 --> 00:22:21,357 - LUKE: Oh, check you out. - Through the hump. (CLICKS TONGUE) 410 00:22:21,523 --> 00:22:22,941 Oh, wow. So what is that? 411 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:25,235 That's like a four-in-hand or like half-Windsor, is it? 412 00:22:25,402 --> 00:22:26,612 Pratt knot. 413 00:22:27,988 --> 00:22:30,741 -(LAUGHS) Pratt knot. - Now... (OPENS DOOR) 414 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:35,204 - Hey, thanks for the lift. - Sweet, bro. 415 00:22:35,371 --> 00:22:38,248 - And, um, we cool? - Huh? 416 00:22:38,415 --> 00:22:39,917 Yeah, we're cool. 417 00:22:40,084 --> 00:22:41,794 Hey, um, and don't be too late 418 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,797 'cause, you know, Mum wants the car back, remember? 419 00:22:46,048 --> 00:22:47,216 (DOOR SLAMS) 420 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,096 KEIRA: Oh, so this is your mum's car? 421 00:22:53,847 --> 00:22:56,517 - What? - It's your mum's car? 422 00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:00,062 - Oh, the car? - Yeah, no, that's cool, man. 423 00:23:00,229 --> 00:23:03,440 No, no, no. I just let her borrow it for a little while and just... 424 00:23:03,607 --> 00:23:05,275 - Oh. - Who cares? 425 00:23:05,442 --> 00:23:07,945 (BOCCHERINI'S 'MINUET NO 5 IN E MAJOR' PLAYS) 426 00:23:08,112 --> 00:23:10,239 (PEOPLE CHATTER) 427 00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:24,670 Where's your plus-one, honey? 428 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,965 Mm? Oh, no, I'm... I'm flying solo tonight. 429 00:23:28,132 --> 00:23:33,053 Oh. My husband's away getting his hip replaced. 430 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,930 Oh, yeah? Ouch. 431 00:23:36,056 --> 00:23:39,601 If you need a co-pilot, let me know. 432 00:23:39,768 --> 00:23:41,478 Yeah. 433 00:23:41,645 --> 00:23:43,439 Thank you. 434 00:23:44,898 --> 00:23:47,109 (PEOPLE CHATTER, MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 435 00:23:58,745 --> 00:24:04,960 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 436 00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:09,256 (APPLAUSE, MUSIC SWELLS, PEOPLE CHEER) 437 00:24:24,813 --> 00:24:26,398 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 438 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:29,902 - Thanks. -(PEOPLE APPLAUD, CHEER) 439 00:24:30,944 --> 00:24:32,404 Just gonna take one more. 440 00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,823 (EXHALES) 441 00:24:34,990 --> 00:24:36,575 Mm. 442 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:39,203 ♪ Don't walk away from me 443 00:24:39,369 --> 00:24:42,831 ♪ I'm not the kind that likes to be put down 444 00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:45,375 ♪ Don't leave me standing there 445 00:24:45,542 --> 00:24:47,753 -♪ I'm not the kind that likes... ♪ - Thanks. 446 00:24:49,213 --> 00:24:50,756 It finishes nicely. 447 00:24:52,966 --> 00:24:54,760 Hi. 448 00:24:55,802 --> 00:24:58,680 What are you doing here, Jon? 449 00:24:58,847 --> 00:25:00,724 Um, well, the arse fell out of writing, 450 00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:03,143 so I thought I'd just, um, try hospitality. 451 00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:07,272 How can you even think this is... remotely appropriate? 452 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,149 (LAUGHS) A man's gotta eat. 453 00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:12,986 Oh, no, wait. Stop, Sue. Stop, stop, please. 454 00:25:13,153 --> 00:25:16,073 Um, I wanted to see you, so... 455 00:25:17,574 --> 00:25:20,452 Alright, so you just thought you'd... 456 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,914 ...show up like nothing's happened? 457 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,708 (PEOPLE CHATTER NEARBY) 458 00:25:29,169 --> 00:25:32,673 I'm doing my best to get over you, Jon. 459 00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:36,260 Yeah, you aced that one, eh? 460 00:25:36,426 --> 00:25:37,594 What? 461 00:25:37,761 --> 00:25:39,221 Well, you know, I'm actually surprised. 462 00:25:39,388 --> 00:25:41,139 For a specialist in the law of intellectual property 463 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,392 that a body in search of a brain cell would be your type. 464 00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:45,143 - But...that's cool. - Come on. 465 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:50,065 I get it. I get it. Suzie, he probably, you know, satisfies in other ways, right? 466 00:25:50,232 --> 00:25:52,109 He's probably hung like a fucking... Ooh! 467 00:25:53,735 --> 00:25:55,654 That's no way to treat the help. 468 00:25:57,948 --> 00:25:59,992 (SOMBRE PIANO MUSIC) 469 00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:08,333 GPS: You have arrived at your destination. 470 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,711 (DANCE MUSIC PULSATES) 471 00:26:17,593 --> 00:26:20,012 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 472 00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:23,682 - Oh! - Shit! 473 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:26,852 Dude, hey, you scared the crap out of me. 474 00:26:27,894 --> 00:26:29,646 (DANCE MUSIC PULSATES) 475 00:26:29,813 --> 00:26:31,398 WOMAN: Whoo! 476 00:26:38,071 --> 00:26:39,615 MAN: Whoa! 477 00:26:39,781 --> 00:26:40,949 WOMAN: Whoo! 478 00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:42,951 - Jon, hey. - Hey. 479 00:26:43,994 --> 00:26:46,663 It's Halloween, eh? It's... It's Halloween, right? 480 00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:47,998 No. We're, um... 481 00:26:48,165 --> 00:26:50,751 We're marching on Parliament tomorrow to protest the death of animal rights. 482 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:53,420 There's this horrific bill in front of the House that needs stopping. 483 00:26:53,587 --> 00:26:55,839 Yeah, no, it's great. You should do, like, a barbecue. 484 00:26:56,006 --> 00:26:58,842 - Which is like a protest and a lunch. -(LAUGHS) 485 00:26:59,009 --> 00:27:01,511 (WHISTLING) 486 00:27:01,678 --> 00:27:03,347 Hey, I left my laptop in the Mini. 487 00:27:03,513 --> 00:27:05,766 Oh, um, Luke's just over there. 488 00:27:05,932 --> 00:27:07,434 MAN: Whoo! 489 00:27:07,601 --> 00:27:10,812 Hey, some of these guys get too carried away, eh? (CHUCKLES) 490 00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:11,855 Yeah. 491 00:27:12,022 --> 00:27:13,732 - Chianti? - No. 492 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,567 - Hey, session? - No. 493 00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:17,653 OK, well, let me know if you change your mind, 494 00:27:17,819 --> 00:27:19,738 'cause my auntie grows it in Motueka. 495 00:27:21,948 --> 00:27:23,659 (DANCE MUSIC PULSATES) 496 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:32,000 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 497 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,877 (GROANS) 498 00:27:36,213 --> 00:27:40,634 - Rough night? - No. No, it was awesome. 499 00:27:40,801 --> 00:27:43,929 It was just like my morning. I crashed and burned. 500 00:27:45,555 --> 00:27:48,934 Bro, I reckon you should just have some chill-out time 501 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,436 and just, you know... 502 00:27:54,648 --> 00:27:58,819 You know what, man? (SNIFFS) I'm like a phoenix. 503 00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:02,698 I'm gonna rise from the ashes, bro. 504 00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:07,994 In fact, I'm gonna... I'm gonna smash out that novel right now. 505 00:28:08,161 --> 00:28:10,497 I'm gonna smash it out. 506 00:28:21,383 --> 00:28:23,677 Oh. 507 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,097 You've got a, uh...a backup, right? 508 00:28:27,264 --> 00:28:29,641 Of course I do, fool. It's in my car. 509 00:28:30,892 --> 00:28:32,310 Fuck. 510 00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:35,480 (CRASH!) 511 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,315 (PEOPLE SHOUT AND SQUEAL) 512 00:28:42,738 --> 00:28:45,741 Rise from those ashes, bro. 513 00:28:49,286 --> 00:28:51,872 MAN: Hey. 514 00:28:53,540 --> 00:28:55,125 Session? 515 00:28:55,292 --> 00:28:57,419 (DANCE MUSIC PULSATES) 516 00:29:01,131 --> 00:29:03,258 (MUSIC SLOWS AND ECHOES) 517 00:29:27,282 --> 00:29:29,117 (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES) 518 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:38,001 Shit. 519 00:29:38,168 --> 00:29:40,545 Oh. Wake up, man. 520 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,256 - Luke! Luke, wake up! - Hmm? 521 00:29:43,423 --> 00:29:44,925 We have to go. They're marching already. 522 00:29:45,091 --> 00:29:46,176 - Mm? - Come on. 523 00:29:46,343 --> 00:29:47,886 - What? Where are we going? - The march. 524 00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:49,805 Oh, shit. 525 00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:52,140 (ENGINE STARTS) 526 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,729 -(ENGINE STALLS) - KEIRA: Wake the fuck up, man. 527 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,731 (ENGINE STARTS) 528 00:30:01,983 --> 00:30:03,985 Oh, what happened to Jon last night? 529 00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:08,865 Huh? 530 00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:10,951 Ah! 531 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,256 (HORN HONKS) 532 00:30:24,422 --> 00:30:26,466 (SIREN CHIRPS) 533 00:30:26,633 --> 00:30:29,678 Oh. 5-0. 534 00:30:29,845 --> 00:30:31,179 (FUNKY MUSIC) 535 00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:33,974 (SCOFFS) Typical. This is harassment. 536 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:37,102 We've got a right to protest. Getting evidence of this. 537 00:30:46,027 --> 00:30:47,153 What?! 538 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,030 - JON: Hey! Whoa! -(HORNS BLARE) 539 00:30:49,197 --> 00:30:53,034 - Holy shit. What are you doing? - JON: Hey, I want to get off! 540 00:30:53,201 --> 00:30:55,745 - Can't let them silence the lambs. - Oh! 541 00:30:55,912 --> 00:30:57,622 - JON: Hey! - Baa! 542 00:30:57,789 --> 00:31:01,126 - JON: Hey, I wanna get off! -(TYRES SQUEAL, HORNS BLARE) 543 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,420 - JON: Oi! I wanna get off! Luke! -(SQUEALS) 544 00:31:03,587 --> 00:31:04,671 Oi! 545 00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:09,759 (POUNDS ON ROOF) I'm on the roof! I wanna get off! 546 00:31:09,926 --> 00:31:11,678 KEIRA: Is that Jon? 547 00:31:11,845 --> 00:31:13,847 JON: Oi! Hey, watch where you're going! 548 00:31:14,014 --> 00:31:15,432 LUKE: Holy sh... 549 00:31:15,599 --> 00:31:16,725 Ohhh! 550 00:31:16,892 --> 00:31:18,602 BOTH: Ohh. 551 00:31:18,768 --> 00:31:20,645 - Oh! - Oh? 552 00:31:23,398 --> 00:31:24,608 (SQUEAKS) 553 00:31:24,774 --> 00:31:26,526 - LUKE: Quick, get in the back. - What? 554 00:31:26,693 --> 00:31:29,362 - Get in the back. - Oh, my God, Luke. 555 00:31:29,529 --> 00:31:33,533 -(SIREN WAILS) - Ah, now the protest... Oh, shit. 556 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:36,119 JON: I think I need a coffee, 557 00:31:36,286 --> 00:31:39,205 um, or maybe just like a blue Powerade or something. 558 00:31:39,372 --> 00:31:41,583 (TYRES SQUEAL, SIRENS WAIL) 559 00:31:45,378 --> 00:31:47,464 -(KEIRA SCREAMS) - Watch out! 560 00:31:47,631 --> 00:31:50,091 Just trying to get my seat belt on. 561 00:31:50,258 --> 00:31:53,219 (SIREN CONTINUES WAILING) 562 00:31:53,386 --> 00:31:56,097 -(MOBILE PHONE RINGS) - Oh, that's me. I'll get it. 563 00:31:56,264 --> 00:31:58,308 KEIRA: Luke! You'll lose your licence! 564 00:31:58,475 --> 00:31:59,351 Hey, Noah. 565 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,728 Bro, so I heard about the wedding. Well done. 566 00:32:01,895 --> 00:32:04,230 That was an impressive balls-up, even by your high standards. 567 00:32:04,397 --> 00:32:07,192 You know, you could have told me that she was dating an Ubermensch. 568 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,907 NOAH: What are you talking about? 569 00:32:14,074 --> 00:32:18,203 The blonde guy in the fruity suit, man. 570 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:21,706 Oh, OK. No, that would've been Hugo, Nick's brother. He's gay. 571 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:24,459 She's dating a gay guy? What the fuck? How's that gonna work? 572 00:32:24,626 --> 00:32:26,503 No, you dick, not dating him. 573 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:30,090 Hugo was Suzie's support person at the wedding. 574 00:32:30,256 --> 00:32:31,174 - Ah! - Oh! 575 00:32:31,341 --> 00:32:33,051 NOAH: She's still cut up about it all, mate. 576 00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:34,761 - Argh! - Where the hell are you, anyway? 577 00:32:34,928 --> 00:32:37,055 - What are those sirens? - Um, that's just movies. 578 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:39,224 - You know, it's a car chase. - Let me out! 579 00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:43,728 -(TYRES SQUEAL) - How do you even know all this? 580 00:32:44,771 --> 00:32:46,439 Mrs D rang me. 581 00:32:46,606 --> 00:32:48,608 And, shit, bro, you're bloody lucky 582 00:32:48,775 --> 00:32:50,902 she's deleted your number 'cause the old girl let rip, 583 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:55,407 and now I'm to tell you to stay away from her daughter. 584 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:56,449 No! 585 00:32:56,616 --> 00:32:58,118 -(KEIRA SCREAMS) - No! 586 00:32:58,284 --> 00:33:02,080 NOAH: I know, bro, but I warned you not to go, OK? 587 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,124 She flew down south to Mrs D's this morning, 588 00:33:04,290 --> 00:33:06,626 and then she's taken some flash job. 589 00:33:06,793 --> 00:33:08,670 Oh...shit! 590 00:33:08,837 --> 00:33:10,005 Yeah, afraid so. 591 00:33:10,171 --> 00:33:12,549 - Just let it go, dude. - KEIRA: Right here! 592 00:33:12,716 --> 00:33:15,093 NOAH: Hey, the background noise is killing me, mate. 593 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:16,761 Call me back after you finish watching 594 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,596 that shitty Michael Bay flick or whatever it is. 595 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,974 -(SCREAMS) - Whoa! Whoa! 596 00:33:22,308 --> 00:33:23,852 KEIRA: Oh, my God! 597 00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:30,150 - MAN: Wanker! - KEIRA: Luke, slow down! 598 00:33:31,568 --> 00:33:32,694 (TYRES SQUEAL) 599 00:33:32,861 --> 00:33:35,363 Ooh! (GAGS) 600 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:37,866 (GAGS, THEN VOMITS) 601 00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:40,785 (SIRENS WAIL) 602 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:44,372 Oh, bro, can you speed that vom up? We have a situation here. 603 00:33:44,539 --> 00:33:46,666 - JON: Oh! (GROANS) -(HORN HONKS) 604 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,918 (SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING) 605 00:33:49,878 --> 00:33:51,337 -(TYRES SQUEAL) -(GROANS) 606 00:33:51,504 --> 00:33:54,382 - Really? Ohh. - Oh, man. 607 00:33:55,508 --> 00:33:56,718 (ENGINE REVS) 608 00:33:56,885 --> 00:33:58,511 (SIRENS WAIL) 609 00:34:01,681 --> 00:34:04,726 (TYRES SQUEAL) 610 00:34:11,775 --> 00:34:13,443 (PROTESTERS SHOUT) 611 00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:16,863 KEIRA: Here they are! 612 00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:23,620 Freedom of sheep! Ban live exports! 613 00:34:23,787 --> 00:34:26,539 (PROTESTERS SHOUT AND CHEER) 614 00:34:26,706 --> 00:34:29,000 Shit, what are you doing? We're meant to join them. 615 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,961 - Hugo's gay. - KEIRA: Luke, stop! 616 00:34:32,128 --> 00:34:34,005 What are you doing? 617 00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:36,549 I am such a fuck-up! 618 00:34:41,554 --> 00:34:43,556 Oi! Luke! 619 00:34:45,141 --> 00:34:47,644 Jon! Make him stop! 620 00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:51,523 What the fuck are you doing?! 621 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,483 (KEIRA SQUEALS) 622 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:09,791 MAN: Police. Alright? 623 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,044 LUKE: Shit! 624 00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,297 -(SIGHS) It's a dead end. - No, no, no, no, no. 625 00:35:16,464 --> 00:35:18,508 - No, it can't end like this. - Yes, it can. 626 00:35:18,675 --> 00:35:20,260 - (PEOPLE SHOUT) - Police coming through. 627 00:35:20,426 --> 00:35:22,637 - WOMAN: Excuse me. - Move! Get out of the way! 628 00:35:24,430 --> 00:35:26,391 Get out. 629 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,268 Come on, Jon. 630 00:35:30,353 --> 00:35:33,314 What? What are you...? 631 00:35:33,481 --> 00:35:34,482 (ENGINE REVS) 632 00:35:34,649 --> 00:35:37,902 KEIRA: Wait. Stop. Stop. Stop the car. Luke. Luke! 633 00:35:42,115 --> 00:35:43,241 (GRUNTS) 634 00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:47,370 - Oh, genius. - Luke, what are you doing? 635 00:35:47,537 --> 00:35:50,331 Hey, guys! Guys, here! 636 00:35:51,374 --> 00:35:53,334 - Open the door! - What? 637 00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:54,669 Open the door more! 638 00:35:54,836 --> 00:35:56,713 Oh, no, no, no, no. Not the car. 639 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,047 - Open the door! - Luke! 640 00:35:58,214 --> 00:36:02,260 No! Oh, no, no, no, no! Not the car! Fuck! Shit! 641 00:36:03,303 --> 00:36:04,721 (SCREAMS) 642 00:36:06,723 --> 00:36:09,142 -(TYRES SQUEAL) -(PANTS) 643 00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:12,395 We made it! 644 00:36:12,562 --> 00:36:14,480 (GRUNTS) 645 00:36:14,647 --> 00:36:18,818 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Bro, where's this thing headed? 646 00:36:18,985 --> 00:36:21,196 I don't know, man, but you've got balls for brains, bro! 647 00:36:21,362 --> 00:36:23,907 - That was awesome! (CHEERS) - I'm a genius! 648 00:36:24,073 --> 00:36:24,949 (GROANS) 649 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,952 You're a maniac. Get the fuck away from me! 650 00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:34,459 What did you do? 651 00:36:37,170 --> 00:36:40,882 -(FUNKY MUSIC) -(POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 652 00:36:47,931 --> 00:36:48,806 (BELL RINGS) 653 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:50,975 (SHIP HORN BLOWS) 654 00:36:57,982 --> 00:36:59,442 (HUFFS) 655 00:37:03,613 --> 00:37:05,657 She's pretty upset, man. 656 00:37:11,246 --> 00:37:13,248 (SHIP HORN BLOWS) 657 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:22,423 Hey. You OK? 658 00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:26,094 He nearly killed us, Jon. 659 00:37:27,804 --> 00:37:30,348 Who the hell is he trying to impress? 660 00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:33,226 I mean...I could hazard a guess. 661 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:38,273 You know what? I can't change that vote stuck here. 662 00:37:38,439 --> 00:37:44,153 Maybe you could, um, like...like, blog or tweet or something? 663 00:37:46,406 --> 00:37:48,324 You don't get it, do you, Jon? 664 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:52,036 It takes so much more than mouse clicks to make a difference. 665 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,371 There are... 666 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:58,376 - Forget it. -(SIGHS) 667 00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:00,295 God knows what you two are up to, 668 00:38:00,461 --> 00:38:03,172 but I'm not risking my life for some stupid game of Hot Wheels. 669 00:38:03,339 --> 00:38:07,760 I wanna impact change, alright, not some bloody lamp post. 670 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,977 ♪ Are you ready? 671 00:38:16,144 --> 00:38:18,313 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 672 00:38:18,479 --> 00:38:20,398 (RAP MUSIC) 673 00:38:26,612 --> 00:38:29,615 KEIRA: Holy shit. What are you doing? Bro! Whoa! 674 00:38:29,782 --> 00:38:31,659 LUKE: Can't let them silence the lambs. 675 00:38:31,826 --> 00:38:33,119 KEIRA: What? 676 00:38:33,286 --> 00:38:35,246 Baa! 677 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,165 (GENTLE MUSIC) 678 00:38:58,353 --> 00:38:59,979 (SIGHS) 679 00:39:09,822 --> 00:39:13,534 I promise I won't slap you again... 680 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:17,830 ...if you promise to stop when I ask. 681 00:39:23,753 --> 00:39:25,296 (CHUCKLES WRYLY) 682 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,131 (SNIFFS) 683 00:39:29,092 --> 00:39:31,677 Sorry for slapping you. 684 00:39:35,515 --> 00:39:37,934 You could try and kiss it better. 685 00:39:50,947 --> 00:39:53,741 - Wrong side. -(LAUGHS) 686 00:39:57,537 --> 00:39:59,497 (BLUES GUITAR MUSIC) 687 00:40:59,765 --> 00:41:01,392 Check us out. 688 00:41:02,602 --> 00:41:04,228 -(WHOOSHES) -(CHUCKLES) 689 00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:07,231 - Bonnie and Clyde. - Who? 690 00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:12,069 Famous outlaws. Never got caught. 691 00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:15,740 Never ever? 692 00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:18,993 Not alive. 693 00:41:20,328 --> 00:41:22,705 Sounds riveting. 694 00:41:22,872 --> 00:41:24,123 (CHUCKLES) 695 00:41:24,290 --> 00:41:27,710 They copped about 167 bullets in 20 seconds, I think. 696 00:41:27,877 --> 00:41:31,380 - What? - Bonnie and Clyde, the hail of lead. 697 00:41:31,547 --> 00:41:33,549 - Right. -(CLEARS THROAT) 698 00:41:33,716 --> 00:41:36,177 Trust you to recall the fun facts. 699 00:41:36,344 --> 00:41:39,263 You're not so bad at that yourself, Keira. 700 00:41:43,351 --> 00:41:46,187 You ever had a fantasy, Jon? 701 00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:48,856 Surely you've wanted to be someone 702 00:41:49,023 --> 00:41:52,610 glamorous, daring, romantic at some point in your life? 703 00:41:55,655 --> 00:41:56,948 KEIRA: Ahh. 704 00:41:57,114 --> 00:42:00,993 (LUKE SPEAKS FRENCH) 705 00:42:02,245 --> 00:42:05,164 - You speak French? - Oui. 706 00:42:05,331 --> 00:42:06,207 (SNORTS) 707 00:42:06,374 --> 00:42:08,209 Un peu. 708 00:42:08,376 --> 00:42:10,294 You haven't been to France, have you? 709 00:42:10,461 --> 00:42:13,965 I speak English and I've never been to England. 710 00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:16,384 (LAUGHS) 711 00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:23,057 ♪ I've never seen a diamond in the flesh 712 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,977 ♪ I cut my teeth on wedding rings... ♪ 713 00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:27,728 - This here. - Oh, yeah. 714 00:42:27,895 --> 00:42:29,522 -♪ In the movies... ♪ - One more. 715 00:42:29,689 --> 00:42:31,983 ♪ And we'll never be royals 716 00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:33,609 ♪ Royals. 717 00:42:33,776 --> 00:42:35,486 ♪ It don't run in our blood 718 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:38,864 ♪ That kind of lux just ain't for us 719 00:42:39,031 --> 00:42:41,117 ♪ We crave a different kind of buzz 720 00:42:41,284 --> 00:42:42,618 ♪ Let me be your ruler 721 00:42:42,785 --> 00:42:44,787 ♪ Ruler 722 00:42:44,954 --> 00:42:46,414 ♪ You can call me queen bee 723 00:42:46,581 --> 00:42:48,040 ♪ And, baby, I'll rule 724 00:42:48,207 --> 00:42:50,543 ♪ I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule 725 00:42:50,710 --> 00:42:53,254 ♪ Let me live that fantasy. ♪ 726 00:42:54,672 --> 00:42:57,091 (OLD-FASHIONED JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) 727 00:42:57,258 --> 00:42:59,385 (LAUGHTER) 728 00:42:59,552 --> 00:43:00,970 KEIRA: It's good! 729 00:43:01,137 --> 00:43:03,556 JON: Awful. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop a second. 730 00:43:03,723 --> 00:43:05,725 OK, I wanna make a toast, everyone, so... 731 00:43:05,891 --> 00:43:10,354 - Um, OK, to...to Pork Pie. - Yuck. 732 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:13,065 Oh, no, he's meaning the hat. 733 00:43:13,232 --> 00:43:15,192 - It's a pork pie hat. - Oh. 734 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:18,738 And, hey, to an unsilenceable lamb. 735 00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:22,617 And to me, OK? To me making Invercargill. 736 00:43:22,783 --> 00:43:24,660 Like, what? 737 00:43:24,827 --> 00:43:27,705 Suzie's down there. I'm gonna go patch things up with her. 738 00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:31,500 Didn't that plan fail already? 739 00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:35,004 Oh, no. I mean, yeah. Yeah, sort of. 740 00:43:35,171 --> 00:43:38,341 I mean, I've since realised, you know, that I just... 741 00:43:38,507 --> 00:43:42,345 I gotta apologise about...things. See, anyway. 742 00:43:42,511 --> 00:43:47,892 Apologise for what? Maybe I can give you some womanly advice. 743 00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:50,019 JON: No, it's just, um... 744 00:43:51,854 --> 00:43:54,398 - Suzie's awesome. - KEIRA: Mm-hm. 745 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:59,278 You know, like, she's awesome, and, uh, I just...I wasn't sure. 746 00:43:59,445 --> 00:44:01,822 You weren't sure about what? 747 00:44:01,989 --> 00:44:05,660 About what I was bringing to the table. About me. 748 00:44:05,826 --> 00:44:09,789 So, um, yeah. So I just... I didn't go. 749 00:44:09,955 --> 00:44:11,832 You didn't go where? 750 00:44:15,795 --> 00:44:17,338 To our wedding. 751 00:44:21,550 --> 00:44:23,803 Your own wedding? 752 00:44:23,969 --> 00:44:26,389 It's a little bit of a fuck-up, I know. I get that. 753 00:44:26,555 --> 00:44:28,557 Oh, whoa. 754 00:44:28,724 --> 00:44:31,143 Dude, that's... 755 00:44:31,310 --> 00:44:34,689 (KEIRA SCOFFS, THEN SIGHS) 756 00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:42,822 LUKE: Oh, well, looks like we're going to Invercargill. 757 00:44:44,490 --> 00:44:47,410 Come on. Look, man, you wanna get to Suzie, right? 758 00:44:48,869 --> 00:44:52,123 - Yeah. - Then cheers, 'cause we're going. 759 00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:53,749 KEIRA: Yeah. 760 00:44:56,377 --> 00:44:58,462 To making Invercargill. 761 00:45:26,365 --> 00:45:28,242 I should warn you. 762 00:45:30,411 --> 00:45:32,371 I've got two rules. 763 00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:38,794 I only do it once 764 00:45:38,961 --> 00:45:41,964 and feelings can't come into it, OK? 765 00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:48,846 I, um... 766 00:45:49,930 --> 00:45:53,058 ...can't promise no feelings. 767 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,270 Then it's no deal. 768 00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:59,398 You have to protect yourself, Luke. 769 00:46:00,816 --> 00:46:02,985 What if I break your precious little heart? 770 00:46:07,406 --> 00:46:09,867 It... It would have been worth it... 771 00:46:12,995 --> 00:46:14,872 ...to have these feelings. 772 00:46:31,972 --> 00:46:35,184 (KISSING AND MOANING) 773 00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,484 KEIRA: Oh...fuck. 774 00:46:43,651 --> 00:46:45,820 (JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 775 00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:48,739 (KEIRA MOANS) 776 00:46:51,784 --> 00:46:53,744 (TRAIN HORN TOOTS) 777 00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:03,879 SUZIE: I have you so close that your hand upon my chest is mine, 778 00:47:04,046 --> 00:47:06,590 so close that your eyes close with my dreams. 779 00:47:06,757 --> 00:47:09,635 -(JON SNORTS IN VIDEO) - What? 780 00:47:09,802 --> 00:47:11,554 SUZIE: You think... You hate it, don't you? 781 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,305 - JON: No. - SUZIE: You just want... 782 00:47:28,112 --> 00:47:29,697 (GROANS SOFTLY) 783 00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:35,160 (CHUCKLES) 784 00:47:36,203 --> 00:47:37,872 Morning. 785 00:47:38,038 --> 00:47:39,957 Morning. (LAUGHS) 786 00:47:43,836 --> 00:47:46,547 (SIGHS) 787 00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:58,142 Where did you learn French? 788 00:48:01,604 --> 00:48:03,606 Mum was a French teacher. 789 00:48:04,732 --> 00:48:07,443 - Really? - Yeah. 790 00:48:07,610 --> 00:48:12,072 She started tutoring me when I was about...2. 791 00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:15,034 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 792 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,827 And where's Mum now? 793 00:48:23,751 --> 00:48:25,294 She passed. 794 00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:29,673 - Sorry, I didn't mean to... - Oh. 795 00:48:40,643 --> 00:48:42,603 Speak some French to me. 796 00:48:53,948 --> 00:48:57,451 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 797 00:48:58,953 --> 00:49:00,996 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 798 00:49:01,163 --> 00:49:03,707 That sounds pretty romantic. 799 00:49:05,459 --> 00:49:07,920 What'd you say? 800 00:49:08,087 --> 00:49:09,880 I said you have... 801 00:49:10,923 --> 00:49:12,716 ...mean boobies. 802 00:49:13,759 --> 00:49:15,844 -(LAUGHS) - You little shit! 803 00:49:16,011 --> 00:49:18,389 (BOTH LAUGH) 804 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:22,601 Bloody typical. (LAUGHS) 805 00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:32,736 Oh. Um... 806 00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:34,488 I think we should get off. 807 00:49:35,698 --> 00:49:37,241 I mean, like, the three of us. 808 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:38,993 I mean off the train. 809 00:49:39,159 --> 00:49:40,869 The three of us should get off the train 810 00:49:41,036 --> 00:49:42,538 'cause we're about to get to the stop soon. 811 00:49:42,705 --> 00:49:43,956 KEIRA: Oh, God. 812 00:49:44,123 --> 00:49:46,458 (WAGNER'S 'RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES') 813 00:49:48,293 --> 00:49:50,004 (TRAIN CREAKS) 814 00:49:51,088 --> 00:49:55,009 Hey, we're almost at the station. Where's Keira, man? 815 00:49:55,175 --> 00:49:58,429 KEIRA: ..the humane treatment of pets and livestock to get behind us. 816 00:49:58,595 --> 00:50:00,889 We're taking our message the length of New Zealand, 817 00:50:01,056 --> 00:50:03,017 all the way to Invercargill. 818 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,979 JON: Keira! Come on! 819 00:50:07,146 --> 00:50:09,481 ('RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES' SWELLS) 820 00:50:15,863 --> 00:50:18,949 What are you guys doing? We can't take this. 821 00:50:19,116 --> 00:50:21,160 - I'm not leaving it. - Why not? 822 00:50:21,326 --> 00:50:22,703 Because if we leave it, 823 00:50:22,870 --> 00:50:24,705 then they'll definitely know we're in the South Island. 824 00:50:24,872 --> 00:50:26,498 Come on, Keira. We gotta go. We gotta go. 825 00:50:26,665 --> 00:50:28,250 LUKE: It's happening in three seconds. 826 00:50:28,417 --> 00:50:29,877 - One, two... - You're a little shit. 827 00:50:30,044 --> 00:50:31,503 -(ENGINE STARTS) - I can't believe it! 828 00:50:31,670 --> 00:50:33,630 KEIRA: Coming! 829 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,799 JON: OK. Let's do this. 830 00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:38,469 -(ENGINE REVS) - KEIRA: Jesus. 831 00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:41,138 (TYRES SQUEAL) 832 00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:43,348 ('RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES' SWELLS) 833 00:50:43,515 --> 00:50:45,809 -(KEIRA SCREAMS) - MEN: Whoo! 834 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,978 JON: Whoo! Yeah! 835 00:50:50,564 --> 00:50:51,940 (JON SHOUTS) 836 00:50:52,107 --> 00:50:54,276 ('RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES' FADES) 837 00:50:55,110 --> 00:50:56,487 (SCRIBE'S 'HOW MANY' PLAYS) 838 00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:58,822 ♪ Like this, like this Let's do it... ♪ 839 00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:00,657 JON: Hey, hey, this is my jam. 840 00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:02,409 ♪ How many dudes you know roll like this? 841 00:51:02,576 --> 00:51:04,161 ♪ How many dudes you know flow like this? 842 00:51:04,328 --> 00:51:07,206 ♪ Not many, if any Not many, if any 843 00:51:07,372 --> 00:51:08,874 ♪ How many dudes you know got the skills 844 00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:10,751 ♪ To go and rock a show like this? 845 00:51:10,918 --> 00:51:12,461 ♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh 846 00:51:12,628 --> 00:51:15,089 ♪ I don't know anybody I don't know anyone. ♪ 847 00:51:15,255 --> 00:51:17,216 You've got a little boy band going on here. 848 00:51:17,382 --> 00:51:19,426 ♪ Yes, put me out, I'm on fire. ♪ 849 00:51:19,593 --> 00:51:21,970 You're... You're hitting the spot, mate. 850 00:51:22,137 --> 00:51:23,222 (LAUGHS) 851 00:51:23,388 --> 00:51:24,932 ♪ How many dudes you know roll like this? 852 00:51:25,099 --> 00:51:26,642 ♪ How many dudes you know flow like this? 853 00:51:26,809 --> 00:51:29,394 ♪ Not many, if any Not many, if any 854 00:51:29,561 --> 00:51:31,271 ♪ How many dudes you know got the skills 855 00:51:31,438 --> 00:51:33,649 ♪ To go and rock a show like this? 856 00:51:39,154 --> 00:51:40,739 (SONG ENDS) 857 00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:50,624 (GAME BEEPS, SEAGULLS SQUAWK) 858 00:51:53,752 --> 00:51:55,879 Come on, Suzie. 859 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:57,965 (PHONE RINGS AT OTHER END) 860 00:52:00,217 --> 00:52:02,261 (PHONE RINGS) 861 00:52:04,429 --> 00:52:07,057 Hello? Davidson residence. 862 00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:11,270 Hello? 863 00:52:11,436 --> 00:52:13,063 (SCOTTISH ACCENT) Yes, hello. Uh... 864 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:15,816 Is Suzie Davidson there, please? 865 00:52:15,983 --> 00:52:21,738 - Who is this? - Uh, it's Tom here from, uh... 866 00:52:22,823 --> 00:52:24,992 ...um, Tom Thumb Nurseries, 867 00:52:25,159 --> 00:52:28,704 and, uh, Suzie was inquiring about some geraniums, 868 00:52:28,871 --> 00:52:31,331 so I'm just returning her call. 869 00:52:31,498 --> 00:52:34,751 Jon, is this you? 870 00:52:36,670 --> 00:52:38,213 (MOUTHS) 871 00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:39,798 (SCOTTISH ACCENT) Uh, no. 872 00:52:39,965 --> 00:52:42,384 This is not Jon. I don't even know who Jon is. 873 00:52:43,677 --> 00:52:46,638 (NORMAL ACCENT) Ah! Mrs D, please don't hang up. I just need to... 874 00:52:49,808 --> 00:52:51,685 (SIGHS) 875 00:52:59,735 --> 00:53:01,069 (KICKS) 876 00:53:01,236 --> 00:53:04,031 (GAME BEEPS) 877 00:53:20,547 --> 00:53:23,842 What? Holy shit! No way! Where'd you get that? 878 00:53:24,009 --> 00:53:26,762 It's a gift from your mate, Dr Hannibal Lecter. 879 00:53:26,929 --> 00:53:28,805 I don't have any papers, though. 880 00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:33,477 - Boom. - Boom. 881 00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:35,270 ♪ See right through you 882 00:53:35,437 --> 00:53:37,231 ♪ Flyin', highin' 883 00:53:37,397 --> 00:53:38,565 ♪ Freddy voodoo... ♪ 884 00:53:38,732 --> 00:53:40,108 (INHALES) 885 00:53:40,275 --> 00:53:41,360 ♪ Lucid dreaming 886 00:53:41,526 --> 00:53:42,527 ♪ Magic wonder... ♪ 887 00:53:42,694 --> 00:53:44,446 OK. Swapsies. 888 00:53:44,613 --> 00:53:47,282 ♪ See this spell I'm under 889 00:53:47,449 --> 00:53:49,326 -♪ Make you wander... ♪ -(LAUGHS) 890 00:53:49,493 --> 00:53:51,078 -♪ With that rhythm... ♪ - Yeah. 891 00:53:51,245 --> 00:53:53,205 (COUGHS) 892 00:53:53,372 --> 00:53:54,748 This was a good idea. 893 00:53:54,915 --> 00:53:57,542 Oh, I am craving 894 00:53:57,709 --> 00:54:01,546 some chips and some hokey-pokey ice-cream, man. 895 00:54:01,713 --> 00:54:04,007 - Oh, my God. - Yes. Hokey-pokey. 896 00:54:04,174 --> 00:54:05,467 - Hokey-pokey. - Yes. 897 00:54:05,634 --> 00:54:07,010 - Can we get some? - Yes. 898 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:10,347 - I could actually do with hokey-pokey. - Wait, I thought you were vegan. 899 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:16,228 - No! - No. Oh, no. This is a dilemma. 900 00:54:16,395 --> 00:54:17,771 - Oh, shit. - But we want it. 901 00:54:17,938 --> 00:54:19,690 - KEIRA: I want it! -(LAUGHTER) 902 00:54:19,856 --> 00:54:21,525 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 903 00:54:22,609 --> 00:54:24,486 KEIRA: I'm hungry. 904 00:54:25,862 --> 00:54:28,991 ♪ I got the wandering eye 905 00:54:30,534 --> 00:54:33,537 ♪ Mm-mm, mm-hm, hmm 906 00:54:33,704 --> 00:54:37,207 ♪ I got the wandering eye 907 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,711 ♪ Mm-hm-mm. ♪ 908 00:54:42,004 --> 00:54:43,505 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 909 00:54:55,017 --> 00:54:57,352 Have you ever made love when you're high? 910 00:54:59,104 --> 00:55:00,897 I'm not high. 911 00:55:02,190 --> 00:55:06,028 (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah. But I am. 912 00:55:07,571 --> 00:55:09,072 (LAUGHS) 913 00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,782 Come on. 914 00:55:12,284 --> 00:55:14,036 (KEIRA GIGGLES) 915 00:55:14,202 --> 00:55:16,121 TV: Goodnight, sir. 916 00:55:16,288 --> 00:55:19,041 We all recognise that when one or other goes, 917 00:55:19,207 --> 00:55:22,586 the other one goes within a very short space of time. 918 00:55:26,673 --> 00:55:30,635 Oh, hey, do you have any of those, um, like, cassava chips? 919 00:55:30,802 --> 00:55:33,180 And maybe like a beetroot dip? 920 00:55:33,347 --> 00:55:35,015 (TV PLAYS NEWS THEME MUSIC) 921 00:55:35,182 --> 00:55:36,975 I just got chip chips. 922 00:55:37,142 --> 00:55:38,602 NEWSREADER: Yesterday's spectacular police chase 923 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:40,354 through the capital has gone viral, 924 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,564 already clocking 4 million views on YouTube. 925 00:55:42,731 --> 00:55:45,192 These guys are crackerjacks. Have you seen this? 926 00:55:45,359 --> 00:55:48,862 The activists responsible for the mayhem uploaded this message. 927 00:55:49,029 --> 00:55:50,739 Our disobedience is civil and it's just, 928 00:55:50,906 --> 00:55:52,783 and we're taking our message the length of New Zealand, 929 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:54,284 all the way to Invercargill. 930 00:55:54,451 --> 00:55:55,619 Baa! 931 00:55:56,745 --> 00:55:59,915 They've been dubbed the Blondini gang by fans on social media, 932 00:56:00,082 --> 00:56:02,626 and have ignited a viral spike not seen since Nek Minnit 933 00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,378 or the Ice Bucket Challenge. 934 00:56:04,544 --> 00:56:09,758 (LAUGHS) That is the new Cooper S right there. 935 00:56:09,925 --> 00:56:12,386 REPORTER: ..antics have caused a nation-wide sensation. 936 00:56:12,552 --> 00:56:14,304 (SHOUTS ON VIDEO) 937 00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:16,890 (CLEARS THROAT) Um... Uh... 938 00:56:17,057 --> 00:56:21,436 - Right, that is $17.95, thank you. -(BELL ON DOOR CHIMES) 939 00:56:21,603 --> 00:56:24,648 Police are trying to identify the daring trio 940 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:27,943 who claim to be continuing their crusade for animal rights 941 00:56:28,110 --> 00:56:29,945 all the way to Invercargill. 942 00:56:30,112 --> 00:56:32,406 (WAGNER'S 'RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES' PLAYS) 943 00:56:33,448 --> 00:56:35,617 (DOG BARKS) 944 00:56:35,784 --> 00:56:38,412 (MOANING AND GRUNTING) 945 00:56:39,454 --> 00:56:43,083 Guys, we... Oh. Oh. 946 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,751 KEIRA: Luke! 947 00:56:44,918 --> 00:56:47,045 Oh, Luke. Oh, my... 948 00:56:47,212 --> 00:56:50,799 (KEIRA AND LUKE MOAN) 949 00:56:52,008 --> 00:56:53,760 Nice day for it. 950 00:56:54,803 --> 00:56:56,179 (MAN MURMURS) 951 00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:58,640 (MOANING AND GRUNTING CONTINUES) 952 00:57:03,437 --> 00:57:06,481 -(KEIRA LAUGHS) - JON: This is not so funny, Keira. 953 00:57:06,648 --> 00:57:09,359 KEIRA: What do you mean viral? How many hits? 954 00:57:09,526 --> 00:57:11,069 I don't know. Like, it's massive. 955 00:57:11,236 --> 00:57:13,363 Like, OK, like the Ice Bucket Challenge thing. 956 00:57:13,530 --> 00:57:15,740 The Ice Bucket...? That's awesome. 957 00:57:15,907 --> 00:57:17,784 - No, it's not awesome. - Yes, it is. 958 00:57:17,951 --> 00:57:20,370 It's not awesome. They know where we are and what we look like. 959 00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:24,374 - When did you upload all of that? - You didn't even tell him? 960 00:57:25,459 --> 00:57:27,836 The protest stopped trending, alright? I had to do something. 961 00:57:28,003 --> 00:57:29,921 So, wait, you're just gonna start a manhunt for Luke and I 962 00:57:30,088 --> 00:57:31,965 and then just walk away looking like Phantom of the Opera? 963 00:57:32,132 --> 00:57:34,050 Oh, come on. That is not what I... 964 00:57:34,217 --> 00:57:36,595 You guys didn't wanna wear them, alright? 965 00:57:37,637 --> 00:57:39,347 Anyway, they don't know where we are. 966 00:57:39,514 --> 00:57:42,142 They'll be tracking the SIM from your uploads, Keira. 967 00:57:42,309 --> 00:57:44,019 They can't. It's in flight mode. 968 00:57:44,186 --> 00:57:47,272 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 969 00:57:48,315 --> 00:57:52,360 - I switched on data. - What? When did you do that? 970 00:57:52,527 --> 00:57:55,864 Well, back at the lake. I downloaded that game. 971 00:57:56,031 --> 00:57:58,116 Oh, Luke, you idiot! 972 00:57:58,283 --> 00:57:59,826 JON: OK, OK, just everyone, please. 973 00:57:59,993 --> 00:58:02,287 Just everyone turn their phones off. 974 00:58:12,672 --> 00:58:14,674 (DOGS BARK, SHEEP BLEAT) 975 00:58:20,305 --> 00:58:21,473 MAN: Keep going. 976 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,559 -(DOG BARKS) -(WHISTLING) 977 00:58:24,726 --> 00:58:28,647 KEIRA: We'll escape somehow. Bonnie and Clyde, right? 978 00:58:29,731 --> 00:58:32,692 Bonnie and Clyde didn't leak a behind-the-scenes video. 979 00:58:32,859 --> 00:58:35,195 Hey, I've been the one saying ditch the Mini. 980 00:58:36,363 --> 00:58:37,781 Not happening. 981 00:58:38,823 --> 00:58:40,200 Why not? 982 00:58:41,243 --> 00:58:42,869 It's not even yours, is it, Luke? 983 00:58:43,036 --> 00:58:47,749 Or your mum's. You stole it. It's one big, fat yellow lie. 984 00:58:47,916 --> 00:58:49,334 (WHISTLING) 985 00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:53,547 Maybe you can just apologise, Keira. 986 00:58:54,714 --> 00:58:58,635 But for what, Jon? For having the guts to stand up for something? 987 00:58:58,802 --> 00:59:02,097 Look, Keira, your protest is awesome, 988 00:59:02,264 --> 00:59:05,141 but you've basically told everyone 989 00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:07,394 where we are and where we are headed. 990 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,522 (BARKING AND BLEATING CONTINUES) 991 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,942 Let me out. 992 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,654 What? Keira, we're knee-deep in sheep. 993 00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,322 - You're not... - Let me fucking out. 994 00:59:19,489 --> 00:59:20,949 Keira. 995 00:59:23,368 --> 00:59:28,790 (HORN TOOTS, DOG BARKS, BLEATING CONTINUES) 996 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,919 I'm just trying to do something meaningful, OK? 997 00:59:33,086 --> 00:59:34,796 What are you two even doing? 998 00:59:34,963 --> 00:59:36,089 I mean, fuck me! 999 00:59:36,256 --> 00:59:38,967 It's like being stuck in a car between no cause and a lost one. 1000 00:59:39,134 --> 00:59:42,887 She's never gonna have you back, Jon. You're not enough man. 1001 00:59:43,054 --> 00:59:44,431 And you, 1002 00:59:44,598 --> 00:59:49,311 you need to realise that there's more to life than boy fucking racing! 1003 00:59:52,397 --> 00:59:56,651 I actually thought those were the three qualities she admired in you. 1004 00:59:57,944 --> 00:59:59,404 KEIRA: Ugh! 1005 00:59:59,571 --> 01:00:01,323 You should clean this up, you know! 1006 01:00:01,489 --> 01:00:05,535 There's shit all over the road! It's disgusting! 1007 01:00:09,372 --> 01:00:11,458 I'll go get her. 1008 01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:20,425 (SNIFFS) 1009 01:00:20,592 --> 01:00:24,220 -(OMINOUS MUSIC) -(CAR TYRES SKID) 1010 01:00:25,263 --> 01:00:26,264 Oh! 1011 01:00:26,431 --> 01:00:28,600 Shit. 1012 01:00:28,767 --> 01:00:32,312 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 1013 01:00:34,898 --> 01:00:37,651 RADIO: Copy that, all units. That's a go for a sweep of the town. 1014 01:00:38,693 --> 01:00:41,279 (HORN HONKS) 1015 01:00:41,446 --> 01:00:43,198 - Whoa! - Moving on, moving on! 1016 01:00:43,365 --> 01:00:45,033 (SIREN CHIRPS, TYRES SQUEAL) 1017 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,744 - Go, man. Go. - That's Keira. 1018 01:00:47,911 --> 01:00:51,331 (SIRENS WAIL) 1019 01:00:51,498 --> 01:00:52,957 Shit. 1020 01:00:56,002 --> 01:00:58,546 (TYRES SQUEAL, SIRENS WAIL) 1021 01:00:58,713 --> 01:01:02,092 -(PANTS) Keira! - Go, Luke. 1022 01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:05,011 - Fuck! POLICE: Get out of the car! 1023 01:01:08,139 --> 01:01:09,808 (TYRES SQUEAL) 1024 01:01:09,974 --> 01:01:11,935 (SIRENS WAIL) 1025 01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:27,992 Fuck! 1026 01:01:29,035 --> 01:01:30,662 (SIRENS WAIL) 1027 01:01:31,955 --> 01:01:33,873 (BLUES GUITAR MUSIC) 1028 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:42,674 (SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING) 1029 01:01:45,677 --> 01:01:47,262 Go, man, go. They're about half a K back. 1030 01:01:47,429 --> 01:01:50,432 (BLUES MUSIC CONTINUES) 1031 01:02:08,533 --> 01:02:10,285 (SIRENS WAIL) 1032 01:02:18,543 --> 01:02:21,296 (SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING) 1033 01:02:51,785 --> 01:02:53,661 You did all you could, man. 1034 01:03:11,012 --> 01:03:13,097 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) 1035 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:22,482 (PHONE MOOS) 1036 01:03:28,988 --> 01:03:30,323 (GROANS) 1037 01:03:30,490 --> 01:03:32,742 (JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1038 01:03:39,290 --> 01:03:40,875 Hmm. 1039 01:03:44,212 --> 01:03:46,881 MAN ON RADIO: I reckon they’re just dead-set legends. 1040 01:03:47,048 --> 01:03:49,425 RADIO HOST: So it doesn't bother you that they're breaking the law? 1041 01:03:50,468 --> 01:03:54,722 MAN: It's giving the finger to those idiots up in the Beehive. Legends. 1042 01:03:54,889 --> 01:03:57,392 HOST: Well, I believe our next caller knows one of them. 1043 01:03:57,559 --> 01:03:59,185 Becca from Auckland. Hi there, Becca. 1044 01:03:59,352 --> 01:04:00,645 BECCA: Hi, Paul. 1045 01:04:00,812 --> 01:04:03,314 PAUL: Hi there. We believe you know the older guy. 1046 01:04:03,481 --> 01:04:06,192 Heroes or downright reprobates? What's the deal? 1047 01:04:06,359 --> 01:04:08,862 BECCA: Um, well, he's not exactly a hero, 1048 01:04:09,028 --> 01:04:10,822 but, you know, he's not a bad guy either. 1049 01:04:10,989 --> 01:04:12,574 He just made a really bad call. 1050 01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:14,367 PAUL: What do you mean? The veganism? 1051 01:04:14,534 --> 01:04:16,244 Or his penchant for civil disobedience? 1052 01:04:16,411 --> 01:04:19,038 BECCA: No. I mean a really bad call. 1053 01:04:19,205 --> 01:04:20,748 PAUL: Worse than going vegan? 1054 01:04:20,915 --> 01:04:24,210 BECCA: It's actually a really sad story. They were sweethearts since uni. 1055 01:04:24,377 --> 01:04:26,838 - PAUL: Who were? - Him and his fiancée, Suzie. 1056 01:04:27,005 --> 01:04:27,922 PAUL: Mm. 1057 01:04:28,089 --> 01:04:29,799 BECCA: But, you know, he just... (SIGHS) 1058 01:04:29,966 --> 01:04:31,551 Oh, I'm sorry. I've gotta go. 1059 01:04:31,718 --> 01:04:33,678 PAUL: No, no, no, Becca. You called for a reason. 1060 01:04:33,845 --> 01:04:35,597 What exactly did he do? 1061 01:04:37,223 --> 01:04:38,933 BECCA: He... 1062 01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:44,564 He did a no-show at their wedding, and now he wants her back. 1063 01:04:44,731 --> 01:04:48,902 PAUL: Oh, fantastic! What a total plonker! 1064 01:04:49,068 --> 01:04:52,405 This guy is a legend, you're absolutely right. Legendary... 1065 01:04:57,952 --> 01:05:02,665 Oh! Oh! Argh! Son of a bitch. 1066 01:05:05,793 --> 01:05:08,463 (POIGNANT MUSIC) 1067 01:05:30,193 --> 01:05:32,904 That Mini was stolen long before I took it. 1068 01:05:36,491 --> 01:05:38,451 But it wasn't mine to take. 1069 01:05:41,913 --> 01:05:43,498 When Mum passed... 1070 01:05:49,003 --> 01:05:50,421 (SIGHS) 1071 01:05:50,588 --> 01:05:53,424 ...I took to the speedway, 1072 01:05:53,591 --> 01:05:55,468 and I felt closer to her. 1073 01:05:57,762 --> 01:05:59,764 I won almost every race. 1074 01:06:01,182 --> 01:06:04,978 But I owed a chop shop crew for the stock car and all the gear. 1075 01:06:06,437 --> 01:06:12,068 So I started working for them, stripping hot cars, drug runs, 1076 01:06:12,235 --> 01:06:15,154 wheel man on burgs, you name it. 1077 01:06:15,321 --> 01:06:16,781 (SNIFFS) 1078 01:06:16,948 --> 01:06:18,700 (SIGHS) 1079 01:06:21,035 --> 01:06:23,037 But that's not me, bro. 1080 01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:28,584 (SIGHS) Keira was right. 1081 01:06:30,670 --> 01:06:32,714 I'm all shit. 1082 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:35,842 No, you're the ballsiest dude I've ever met. 1083 01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,013 You're inspiring to me. 1084 01:06:40,179 --> 01:06:42,140 I mean, look at me, man. Shit, I've... (LAUGHS) 1085 01:06:42,306 --> 01:06:45,977 I got kicked out of my flat, I got fired by my publisher, 1086 01:06:46,144 --> 01:06:47,645 and I've been run to ground 1087 01:06:47,812 --> 01:06:50,523 by, you know, pretty much every cop in New Zealand. 1088 01:06:51,566 --> 01:06:53,693 I got bagged out on national radio. 1089 01:06:53,860 --> 01:06:57,071 Those bastards. (SIGHS) 1090 01:06:58,114 --> 01:07:00,283 But I never felt more alive. 1091 01:07:01,868 --> 01:07:05,371 Screw the novel. You showed me how to write my own destiny, man. 1092 01:07:05,538 --> 01:07:07,123 That's where it's at. 1093 01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:11,377 I'm going all the way. 1094 01:07:13,087 --> 01:07:14,881 I gotta get to Suzie. 1095 01:07:22,138 --> 01:07:24,432 But, I mean, you know, the Suzie mission, it's mine, 1096 01:07:24,599 --> 01:07:26,267 so, you know, you don't... 1097 01:07:26,434 --> 01:07:28,978 I mean, it's... If you think that... 1098 01:07:30,229 --> 01:07:32,940 Oh, yeah. That's a fair call. That's a fair call, man. 1099 01:07:33,107 --> 01:07:37,070 I mean, everyone's got their own path to take. (SIGHS) 1100 01:07:38,821 --> 01:07:41,741 Bro, are we taking that car to Invercargill 1101 01:07:41,908 --> 01:07:45,036 or you plan on hitching in your undies? 1102 01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:54,170 Whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes. 1103 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,509 (INHALES) 1104 01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:04,889 (INHALES) 1105 01:08:05,056 --> 01:08:06,808 Well, there's your GPS fuse. 1106 01:08:08,476 --> 01:08:09,977 That's cool. 1107 01:08:12,313 --> 01:08:14,607 Are you getting baked, bro? 1108 01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:18,402 Weed sharpens my mind. 1109 01:08:19,862 --> 01:08:22,156 I do some of my clearest thinking on weed. 1110 01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:25,118 And it sharpens my mind as well. 1111 01:08:34,210 --> 01:08:36,295 (BLUES GUITAR MUSIC) 1112 01:08:42,218 --> 01:08:44,303 (HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 1113 01:08:53,896 --> 01:08:55,231 (SIGHS) 1114 01:08:57,650 --> 01:09:02,947 - You look ridiculous. - Hey, shit's getting real. 1115 01:09:03,114 --> 01:09:06,033 Lay off the weed, bro. This ain't 'Call of Duty'. 1116 01:09:07,368 --> 01:09:09,829 LUKE: The road south's no good. 1117 01:09:09,996 --> 01:09:11,789 JON: Come on, Pork Pie. 1118 01:09:11,956 --> 01:09:14,667 A couple of cops never stopped you before. 1119 01:09:14,834 --> 01:09:19,547 LUKE: Open country, choppers, nowhere to hide. 1120 01:09:20,798 --> 01:09:23,050 That actually does sound like 'Call of Duty'. 1121 01:09:25,428 --> 01:09:27,805 Do you want me to cause a diversion? 1122 01:09:33,227 --> 01:09:37,899 OK. Why don't you call 111 and tell them we're over there? 1123 01:09:40,484 --> 01:09:43,446 You're a genius. I'll do it. 1124 01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:48,618 Jon, I was joking, man! 1125 01:09:48,784 --> 01:09:49,660 (HISSES) 1126 01:09:49,827 --> 01:09:51,287 (SIGHS) 1127 01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:57,126 (BLUES GUITAR MUSIC) 1128 01:10:03,049 --> 01:10:04,800 (GRUNTS) 1129 01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,052 (METALLIC CLANK) 1130 01:10:06,219 --> 01:10:07,553 Yes! 1131 01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:17,480 -(COMPUTER BEEPS) - It's them. It's the Blondini phone. 1132 01:10:18,856 --> 01:10:20,858 Uh, put it on speaker. 1133 01:10:21,025 --> 01:10:23,152 (SHEEP BLEAT) 1134 01:10:30,534 --> 01:10:32,620 LUKE: Slow down, man. 1135 01:10:32,787 --> 01:10:34,914 JON: Ah! Shit! 1136 01:10:42,838 --> 01:10:44,799 (SIRENS WAIL IN THE DISTANCE) 1137 01:10:44,966 --> 01:10:47,510 (SIRENS APPROACH) 1138 01:10:50,429 --> 01:10:52,848 (HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 1139 01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:07,822 (WHIRRING AND SIREN WAILING RECEDE) 1140 01:11:13,828 --> 01:11:17,248 (LAUGHS) Yes! Yes! That's what I'm talking about, brother! Whoo! 1141 01:11:17,415 --> 01:11:18,291 (ENGINE STARTS) 1142 01:11:18,457 --> 01:11:20,584 (DETERMINED MUSIC) 1143 01:12:15,222 --> 01:12:17,641 Hey, look at those people. Those people recognise us. 1144 01:12:17,808 --> 01:12:18,726 (PEOPLE SHOUT) 1145 01:12:18,893 --> 01:12:21,228 They're like fans or friends or something. 1146 01:12:21,395 --> 01:12:22,897 CROWD: Baa! 1147 01:12:23,064 --> 01:12:24,231 Whoo! 1148 01:12:24,398 --> 01:12:25,441 CROWD: Baa! 1149 01:12:25,608 --> 01:12:26,609 Whoo! 1150 01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:27,818 (ALL CHEER) 1151 01:12:27,985 --> 01:12:31,405 Freedom of sheep! Freedom of sheep! 1152 01:12:31,572 --> 01:12:34,492 Don't let them pull the wool over your eyes, ladies! 1153 01:12:34,658 --> 01:12:37,953 - Don't eat your friends for dinner! -(PEOPLE CHEER) 1154 01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,163 PERSON: Baa! 1155 01:12:39,330 --> 01:12:42,208 Sir, that is a nice jumper. Clearly a sheep lover. 1156 01:12:42,375 --> 01:12:44,043 MAN: Ah, fuck off. 1157 01:12:44,210 --> 01:12:46,420 - Ah. Oh. -(CHEERING CONTINUES) 1158 01:12:46,587 --> 01:12:49,256 Maybe could've phrased that last one a little bit better. 1159 01:12:57,348 --> 01:12:58,724 - MAN: Hey, guys! -(HORN TOOTS) 1160 01:12:58,891 --> 01:13:01,143 Pull over! Hey! 1161 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:04,688 -(HORN TOOTS) - Wait, who...? Who is that? 1162 01:13:04,855 --> 01:13:06,524 (HORN TOOTS) 1163 01:13:06,690 --> 01:13:10,319 - Hey, guys, pull over! - Who does he think he is? 1164 01:13:10,486 --> 01:13:13,114 - Who do you think you are? - I'm Bongo. 1165 01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:17,159 I'm a mate, yeah? You guys are amazing. I love you guys. 1166 01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:21,956 - Nah, nah, man. I don't trust him. - Yeah, nah. We're OK, man. 1167 01:13:22,123 --> 01:13:24,083 - You guys are fucked! - Hey, that's not friendly. 1168 01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:25,126 LUKE: Whoa. 1169 01:13:25,292 --> 01:13:27,044 I'm just calling it like it is, eh? 1170 01:13:27,211 --> 01:13:29,880 The cops have blocked all the roads between here and Clyde. 1171 01:13:30,047 --> 01:13:33,509 They've got two choppers, eh, sweeping up from the south. 1172 01:13:33,676 --> 01:13:35,553 They're after you, man. They're after ya! 1173 01:13:35,719 --> 01:13:37,805 Where? How does he know that? 1174 01:13:37,972 --> 01:13:39,473 - It's a... - No, no, ask him. 1175 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:42,977 - Oh, oh. How do you know that? - I've got a police scanner, eh? 1176 01:13:43,144 --> 01:13:44,854 He's got a police scanner. 1177 01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:47,523 Nah, man. If he wants to follow us, he can get a Twitter account. 1178 01:13:47,690 --> 01:13:49,733 - Sorry, man, nah, we're good. - I'm on Twitter. 1179 01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:52,069 - No, we're all good. - I'm here to help! 1180 01:13:52,236 --> 01:13:54,405 - Fucking crazy. - You need some petrol, guys? 1181 01:13:54,572 --> 01:13:56,574 I can get you some petrol. I can source that for you. 1182 01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:59,410 I've got it back in my shed. I've also got some mannequins. 1183 01:13:59,577 --> 01:14:01,120 Petrol. 1184 01:14:17,511 --> 01:14:21,474 Slide it in, mate. Just slide it in nice and tight. Yeah, that's it. 1185 01:14:29,064 --> 01:14:31,942 I can help you guys if you want. Anything you need. 1186 01:14:32,109 --> 01:14:33,777 Uh, petrol's all we need. 1187 01:14:38,699 --> 01:14:43,662 I can get a... Hey, I can get us 50 K's south through the farm, yeah? 1188 01:14:43,829 --> 01:14:47,249 Slip the noose. (LAUGHS) So we... So... 1189 01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:49,210 Uh, there's no us, bro. 1190 01:14:50,336 --> 01:14:52,922 How much do we owe you for the gas? 1191 01:14:54,965 --> 01:14:58,010 I'll chuck in the gas for free as a joining fee. 1192 01:14:58,177 --> 01:14:59,678 F... 1193 01:15:01,305 --> 01:15:03,140 There's... There's no joining. 1194 01:15:03,307 --> 01:15:05,976 But you're one man down, mate. Yeah, and I'm... 1195 01:15:06,143 --> 01:15:08,771 No, we're not a man down. We're good. 1196 01:15:08,938 --> 01:15:11,232 It's good, bro. We're good. 1197 01:15:12,441 --> 01:15:15,236 (CHICKENS CLUCK) 1198 01:15:15,402 --> 01:15:17,196 When it comes down to it, guys, 1199 01:15:17,363 --> 01:15:19,365 you're gonna need some hardware, right? 1200 01:15:19,532 --> 01:15:23,369 Um, we're a peaceful protest, mate. 1201 01:15:28,999 --> 01:15:30,209 -(GUNSHOT) - Ooh! 1202 01:15:30,376 --> 01:15:32,086 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 1203 01:15:34,255 --> 01:15:37,341 I can shoot a man 3 K away with this one. 1204 01:15:37,508 --> 01:15:40,052 Yeah, he wouldn't even know what hit him. 1205 01:15:40,219 --> 01:15:42,388 He could be doing anything. He could be, I don't know... 1206 01:15:42,555 --> 01:15:44,848 He could be hanging out his washing, for example. 1207 01:15:45,015 --> 01:15:48,852 Yeah? And thinking to himself, "I've got a little bit of a bloat. 1208 01:15:49,019 --> 01:15:51,397 "Maybe I should switch to almond milk." 1209 01:15:51,564 --> 01:15:55,568 And then I'm there, and then bang! 1210 01:15:56,610 --> 01:15:58,529 (SIGHS) He's dead. 1211 01:15:58,696 --> 01:16:01,615 (SIGHS) And his last thought was almond milk. 1212 01:16:07,496 --> 01:16:10,165 Hey, Pongo, we're just gonna take the gas, I think... 1213 01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:13,419 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - The name is Bongo! 1214 01:16:13,586 --> 01:16:16,672 LUKE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Easy. Look, look, look. It's all good. 1215 01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,799 You... You passed. You passed. 1216 01:16:21,468 --> 01:16:22,845 Passed what? 1217 01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:25,389 This test. This whole thing was just a test. 1218 01:16:25,556 --> 01:16:28,350 What? What kind of test? 1219 01:16:28,517 --> 01:16:30,728 - Well, um... - What the fuck was the name? Quick. 1220 01:16:30,894 --> 01:16:32,354 - The Blondini... - Yeah, Blondini. 1221 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:34,356 -...test. - The Blondini test. 1222 01:16:34,523 --> 01:16:38,944 We just wanted to see if you'd go all the way, and you took it... 1223 01:16:39,111 --> 01:16:40,988 All the way, man. All the way. 1224 01:16:41,155 --> 01:16:43,198 Yes, yes. You nailed it, man. 1225 01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:46,619 - That was all a test? -(LAUGHS) Yeah, it was a test. 1226 01:16:46,785 --> 01:16:48,746 You just tested me, and I pa...and I passed? 1227 01:16:48,912 --> 01:16:50,539 - LUKE: Yeah, bro. - JON: Yes, congratulations, man. 1228 01:16:50,706 --> 01:16:52,750 I nailed it. Oh, my God, you guys are crack-up. 1229 01:16:52,916 --> 01:16:55,878 'Cause I almost blew his brains out for calling me Pongo. 1230 01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:57,880 - And it was just a test? - Yeah, I saw that. 1231 01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:01,759 - I saw that coming. -(LAUGHS BREATHLESSLY) 1232 01:17:03,177 --> 01:17:07,014 And then I would've taken you out too, mate, and then myself. 1233 01:17:07,181 --> 01:17:09,683 But, anyway, c'est la vie. 1234 01:17:09,850 --> 01:17:12,436 OK, here's the plan. I'll go and get my stuff. 1235 01:17:12,603 --> 01:17:17,858 And then...hit the road, Jack. (LAUGHS) Hey? 1236 01:17:18,025 --> 01:17:20,277 Blondinis! (LAUGHS) 1237 01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:23,447 (WHISPERS) Get the petrol can. 1238 01:17:26,158 --> 01:17:28,118 BONGO: You guys are gonna love these. 1239 01:17:29,161 --> 01:17:31,288 -(ENGINE STARTS) - Guys? 1240 01:17:31,455 --> 01:17:33,165 Guys! 1241 01:17:34,625 --> 01:17:36,293 BONGO: Oi! No! 1242 01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:38,629 -(ENGINE REVS) - Go! Go, man, go! 1243 01:17:38,796 --> 01:17:41,048 - Oh, my God! - Guys! 1244 01:17:41,215 --> 01:17:43,258 (QUIRKY BLUES MUSIC) 1245 01:17:46,512 --> 01:17:47,429 (POP!) 1246 01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:49,723 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1247 01:17:52,810 --> 01:17:54,603 Holy shit! 1248 01:17:56,021 --> 01:17:58,482 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 1249 01:18:02,403 --> 01:18:04,071 (MUSIC FADES) 1250 01:18:09,993 --> 01:18:11,745 (SCREAMS) 1251 01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:18,210 - Wake up! - Calm yourself! Calm yourself! 1252 01:18:18,377 --> 01:18:20,671 - We need to get home, man! - Yes, yes, I'm doing! 1253 01:18:20,838 --> 01:18:22,673 JON: He fucking fired a rocket launcher, 1254 01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:25,884 so just give me a second, please, to... 1255 01:18:26,051 --> 01:18:29,179 Where the fuck are we? 1256 01:18:38,063 --> 01:18:39,857 LUKE: Which way? Left or right? 1257 01:18:41,316 --> 01:18:43,068 JON: Left. 1258 01:18:43,235 --> 01:18:44,737 Yep. 1259 01:18:46,530 --> 01:18:48,574 Yeah, left. Left. 1260 01:18:49,616 --> 01:18:50,784 Left, man. 1261 01:18:52,035 --> 01:18:53,370 No, no, no, left. Left. 1262 01:18:53,537 --> 01:18:55,581 - The map's upside down. - What? 1263 01:18:57,541 --> 01:18:59,042 I didn't know they did upside-down maps. 1264 01:18:59,209 --> 01:19:01,044 Why would you even bother with that? 1265 01:19:01,211 --> 01:19:03,338 (PANTS AND SOBS) 1266 01:19:10,512 --> 01:19:12,347 I've been shot. 1267 01:19:12,514 --> 01:19:14,808 (GROANS) 1268 01:19:14,975 --> 01:19:17,269 (WAILS) 1269 01:19:17,436 --> 01:19:19,146 - Do you know who did this? - Yes. 1270 01:19:19,313 --> 01:19:21,273 - Do you know who shot you? - Yeah, the Blondini gang. 1271 01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:23,150 - The Blondinis? - Yes, they're driving... 1272 01:19:23,317 --> 01:19:25,319 Yes, they're driving around in an apricot Mini, 1273 01:19:25,486 --> 01:19:27,404 and they're shooting whoever they see. 1274 01:19:27,571 --> 01:19:29,323 - OK. -(BONGO SOBS) I was the only... 1275 01:19:29,490 --> 01:19:32,034 I was the only one smart enough to survive. 1276 01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:33,619 Go, go, go! 1277 01:19:33,786 --> 01:19:35,162 Assembly Port B. 1278 01:19:35,329 --> 01:19:36,830 Quick smart, guys. 1279 01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:41,460 (SIREN WAILS) 1280 01:19:41,627 --> 01:19:45,005 - KEIRA: What's going on? - It's armed response. 1281 01:19:45,172 --> 01:19:47,382 What do you mean armed? 1282 01:19:47,549 --> 01:19:50,469 Guns. Armed usually means guns. 1283 01:19:52,513 --> 01:19:54,223 - JON: Ha! - LUKE: Got your speech ready? 1284 01:19:54,389 --> 01:19:55,933 - My what ready? - Your speech. 1285 01:19:56,099 --> 01:19:57,893 (HORN BLARES) 1286 01:19:58,060 --> 01:19:59,978 LUKE: About what you're gonna say to Suzie. 1287 01:20:00,145 --> 01:20:01,605 JON: No. You got any ideas? 1288 01:20:01,772 --> 01:20:03,273 - No, I don't have any ideas. - You brought it up. 1289 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,275 - You must have some ideas. - I'm not in your situation. 1290 01:20:05,442 --> 01:20:07,861 - I haven't been in your situation. - OK, alright! I think I'm gonna... 1291 01:20:08,028 --> 01:20:09,822 Yes, I've got some things to say. 1292 01:20:09,988 --> 01:20:11,406 - LUKE: Well, hit me. - I didn't... 1293 01:20:11,573 --> 01:20:14,159 JON: I'm... I'll just... I'll go with the moment. 1294 01:20:20,415 --> 01:20:22,960 Detective, what's going on? 1295 01:20:24,002 --> 01:20:26,171 Wait, this isn't about the boys, right? But... 1296 01:20:26,338 --> 01:20:27,923 - Come on. - Is it? 1297 01:20:31,510 --> 01:20:34,888 (MAN SPEAKS) Come on, hurry up! 1298 01:20:36,390 --> 01:20:39,142 - Oh! - Shit. Sorry! 1299 01:20:40,686 --> 01:20:42,729 Oh. 1300 01:20:53,657 --> 01:20:55,242 (LOCK CLICKS) 1301 01:21:14,511 --> 01:21:16,847 -(ENGAGES HANDBRAKE) - I'm gonna try that phone box. 1302 01:21:17,890 --> 01:21:19,683 OK, I'll get us a feed. 1303 01:21:33,864 --> 01:21:36,033 (TV PLAYS INDISTINCTLY) 1304 01:21:43,081 --> 01:21:45,959 -(SIGHS) Shit. -(COIN CLANGS) 1305 01:21:47,002 --> 01:21:48,921 (OPENS SLOT AND GRABS COIN) 1306 01:21:52,716 --> 01:21:54,885 - Hello? -(TV PLAYS INDISTINCTLY) 1307 01:21:57,596 --> 01:22:00,349 - Mum, have you seen my phone? - No, darling. 1308 01:22:00,515 --> 01:22:02,142 Oh, it's so weird. 1309 01:22:02,309 --> 01:22:04,811 I thought I left it in here charging, but I can't find it anywhere. 1310 01:22:04,978 --> 01:22:07,397 - Aw. - I need to book my taxi. 1311 01:22:07,564 --> 01:22:09,107 (SIGHS) 1312 01:22:09,274 --> 01:22:10,901 (BEEP!) 1313 01:22:13,820 --> 01:22:15,822 Did you know your land line's unplugged? 1314 01:22:17,324 --> 01:22:19,993 Oh, yes, I did it. 1315 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,830 Telemarketing vulture's been bothering me all week. 1316 01:22:23,997 --> 01:22:26,708 (CHUCKLES) 1317 01:22:28,251 --> 01:22:30,420 (PHONE RINGS AT OTHER END) 1318 01:22:35,884 --> 01:22:37,344 (PHONE RINGS) 1319 01:22:37,511 --> 01:22:38,845 (SIGHS) 1320 01:22:39,012 --> 01:22:41,181 SUZIE: Hello. Davidson residence. 1321 01:22:41,348 --> 01:22:43,100 POLICEMAN: I'm just gonna go take a piss. 1322 01:22:43,266 --> 01:22:45,686 SUZIE: Hello? 1323 01:22:46,812 --> 01:22:48,105 Hello? 1324 01:22:51,191 --> 01:22:52,734 (BEEP!) 1325 01:22:56,822 --> 01:22:59,574 NEWSREADER: Blondini gang member Keira Leigh-Jones 1326 01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:01,994 has caused further embarrassment to police 1327 01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:04,830 by streaming this plea while in custody. 1328 01:23:04,997 --> 01:23:06,665 We're a peaceful protest, so please, 1329 01:23:06,832 --> 01:23:08,750 I need you all to challenge this police action. 1330 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:10,919 If you can tweet your support, post to our... 1331 01:23:15,841 --> 01:23:18,719 POLICE RADIO: Just in, all cars. There's been a shooting in Roxburgh. 1332 01:23:18,885 --> 01:23:20,637 Suspects are the Blondini gang. 1333 01:23:20,804 --> 01:23:22,806 They're believed to be armed and dangerous 1334 01:23:22,973 --> 01:23:26,685 and heading south in a Mini Cooper S, registration IZ6393. 1335 01:23:26,852 --> 01:23:29,938 I repeat - IZ6393. 1336 01:23:31,648 --> 01:23:33,066 Shit. 1337 01:23:33,233 --> 01:23:36,069 There's no way the boys would have been involved in that alleged shooting. 1338 01:23:36,236 --> 01:23:38,238 Violence goes against everything we stand for. 1339 01:23:38,405 --> 01:23:39,823 -(MAN SPEAKS) - Ban live exports! 1340 01:23:39,990 --> 01:23:41,658 NEWSREADER: Miss Leigh-Jones rejected... 1341 01:23:42,993 --> 01:23:44,619 ...in the interest of public safety, 1342 01:23:44,786 --> 01:23:46,997 they're taking allegations of a shooting spree... 1343 01:23:51,418 --> 01:23:53,712 The police response has sparked an outcry 1344 01:23:53,879 --> 01:23:55,881 among fans on Twitter and Instagram, 1345 01:23:56,048 --> 01:23:58,592 with many saying the Armed Offenders Squad mobilisation 1346 01:23:58,759 --> 01:24:01,094 is a major overreaction. 1347 01:24:03,472 --> 01:24:05,223 (TENSE MUSIC) 1348 01:24:17,778 --> 01:24:19,196 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 1349 01:24:19,362 --> 01:24:20,614 (GUNSHOT) 1350 01:24:21,698 --> 01:24:23,700 (ENGINE STARTS) 1351 01:24:23,867 --> 01:24:27,954 Hey, Luke! Man, come on. It's the cops. 1352 01:24:29,164 --> 01:24:31,041 Come on. 1353 01:24:31,208 --> 01:24:33,460 Bro, it's the... 1354 01:24:35,712 --> 01:24:37,380 What? 1355 01:24:38,423 --> 01:24:41,176 - What's going on, man? -(LUKE GASPS) 1356 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,722 Get down on the ground, sir. Get down on the ground. 1357 01:24:45,889 --> 01:24:47,682 Oh, no. Oh, jeez. 1358 01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:49,768 You shot him! 1359 01:24:49,935 --> 01:24:52,813 - What's going on, Pup? - It's the Blondinis. They're armed. 1360 01:24:52,979 --> 01:24:55,065 Do you see any guns, dipshit?! 1361 01:24:55,232 --> 01:24:57,192 It's OK, mate. It's alright. 1362 01:24:57,359 --> 01:24:59,444 - We gotta stop that bleeding. - Step away, sir. 1363 01:24:59,611 --> 01:25:02,239 - These men are dangerous. - You're the one that's dangerous, mate. 1364 01:25:02,405 --> 01:25:03,824 POLICEMAN: Step away, sir. 1365 01:25:03,990 --> 01:25:05,992 Step away, sir! 1366 01:25:06,159 --> 01:25:08,161 If you don't put that thing down and get some help for my mate, 1367 01:25:08,328 --> 01:25:09,830 I'm gonna shove it up your arse, OK?! 1368 01:25:09,996 --> 01:25:11,456 Take it easy. Take it easy. 1369 01:25:11,623 --> 01:25:12,958 Take it easy. 1370 01:25:15,043 --> 01:25:18,004 Call for an air ambulance and some backup. 1371 01:25:18,171 --> 01:25:21,508 - Hey, man, it's... It's OK. - Sorry, man. 1372 01:25:21,675 --> 01:25:24,302 No, no, it's all good. It's all good. Help's on the way. It's all good. 1373 01:25:24,469 --> 01:25:26,346 - I'll be all good, man. - Yeah. 1374 01:25:26,513 --> 01:25:27,722 I'll be all good. 1375 01:25:27,889 --> 01:25:29,724 You need to get to Invercargill. 1376 01:25:29,891 --> 01:25:32,519 No, man. I'm not... I'm not taking the car without you, bro. 1377 01:25:32,686 --> 01:25:34,479 You're taking that car to Invercargill, bro. 1378 01:25:34,646 --> 01:25:36,231 No, I'm not going without you. 1379 01:25:36,398 --> 01:25:37,941 (GROANS) 1380 01:25:42,362 --> 01:25:44,698 - You need to go, bro. - I'm not leaving without you, OK? 1381 01:25:44,865 --> 01:25:47,742 - I'm not leaving without you. - Bro, you need to go! 1382 01:25:49,578 --> 01:25:51,079 Oh, fuck. 1383 01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:00,255 Goodbye, Pork Pie. 1384 01:26:03,758 --> 01:26:05,802 SERGEANT: Hey! Hey, you, stop! 1385 01:26:05,969 --> 01:26:08,180 Move the truck! Can we move the truck, please, sir? 1386 01:26:08,346 --> 01:26:11,183 Sir, I'll take over here. Can you please move the truck? 1387 01:26:12,267 --> 01:26:15,270 Come back here! Will you come back here?! 1388 01:26:15,437 --> 01:26:17,731 Stop! Get the truck out of the way! 1389 01:26:18,899 --> 01:26:19,941 (GRUNTS) 1390 01:26:24,112 --> 01:26:25,655 Fuck. 1391 01:26:30,076 --> 01:26:31,536 (SNIFFS) 1392 01:26:35,332 --> 01:26:36,750 (EXHALES) 1393 01:26:39,711 --> 01:26:42,839 I'm taking this bloody car 1394 01:26:43,006 --> 01:26:45,634 to Invercargill! 1395 01:26:47,177 --> 01:26:49,596 Whoo! 1396 01:26:49,763 --> 01:26:51,848 (INSPIRING MUSIC) 1397 01:26:57,145 --> 01:26:59,648 Speculation is rife on social media 1398 01:26:59,814 --> 01:27:02,817 that the Blondinis may have been unarmed. 1399 01:27:02,984 --> 01:27:05,528 This is just not on. It's not on. 1400 01:27:05,695 --> 01:27:08,823 REPORTER: ..firing a single shot, wounding the male. 1401 01:27:08,990 --> 01:27:12,410 Hello, Fats. Are you watching the telly? 1402 01:27:12,577 --> 01:27:15,580 Apparently desperate to get to his former fiancée... 1403 01:27:15,747 --> 01:27:16,790 I know. 1404 01:27:17,916 --> 01:27:21,127 Yeah. It's time to get the lads out. 1405 01:27:21,294 --> 01:27:23,213 (BLUES MUSIC) 1406 01:27:33,390 --> 01:27:35,433 (SOBS) 1407 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:37,560 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1408 01:27:47,487 --> 01:27:49,322 (INTENSE MUSIC) 1409 01:27:49,489 --> 01:27:50,824 (SIRENS WAIL) 1410 01:27:59,708 --> 01:28:01,209 (SIREN BLIPS) 1411 01:28:10,552 --> 01:28:13,972 (HORN HONKS, SIREN BLIPS) 1412 01:28:18,018 --> 01:28:19,060 (HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 1413 01:28:19,227 --> 01:28:22,814 P.A. : Would the driver of the Mini pull over and surrender your weapon? 1414 01:28:22,981 --> 01:28:25,734 Surrender your weapon. 1415 01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:30,780 This is a police operation. I repeat, the driver of the Mini, pull over. 1416 01:28:30,947 --> 01:28:32,615 Surrender your weapon. 1417 01:28:37,746 --> 01:28:39,622 (MOBILE CHIMES) 1418 01:28:40,874 --> 01:28:42,292 SUZIE: Hello, Davidson residence. 1419 01:28:42,459 --> 01:28:45,503 Oh, Mrs D! Look, I'm sorry, OK? Just please don't fucking hang up, OK? 1420 01:28:45,670 --> 01:28:47,422 I really need to speak to Suzie. 1421 01:28:47,589 --> 01:28:49,799 - Please! - It's me, Jon. 1422 01:28:49,966 --> 01:28:52,510 Oh, Suzie, hi! It's... Hi. 1423 01:28:52,677 --> 01:28:56,890 (SIGHS) I actually, um... I can't talk. I'm packing, so... 1424 01:28:57,057 --> 01:28:59,934 Um, why? Where are you going? 1425 01:29:00,101 --> 01:29:02,645 I need a fresh start, Jon. 1426 01:29:02,812 --> 01:29:05,023 I decided to take that UK gig. 1427 01:29:08,234 --> 01:29:12,405 (SIGHS) Well, um, I've gotta go. The... The taxi's here, so... 1428 01:29:12,572 --> 01:29:14,491 No, no, no. Suze, don't. Don't. Please don't. Please. 1429 01:29:14,657 --> 01:29:16,451 This is all fucked up. This is all fucked up, OK? 1430 01:29:16,618 --> 01:29:18,119 I fucked it up. I fucked it up. 1431 01:29:18,286 --> 01:29:19,704 You're an incredible person, 1432 01:29:19,871 --> 01:29:21,998 and you didn't deserve to be treated like that, alright? I... 1433 01:29:22,165 --> 01:29:24,417 I just didn't think you'd want to spend the rest of your life 1434 01:29:24,584 --> 01:29:26,544 with a loser like me, OK, and so I broke it. 1435 01:29:26,711 --> 01:29:28,171 I broke it. 1436 01:29:28,338 --> 01:29:31,674 And it was a prick of a thing to do, and, actually, it was unforgivable. 1437 01:29:32,717 --> 01:29:34,010 It was unforgivable. 1438 01:29:34,177 --> 01:29:36,721 And I don't expect you to take me back. 1439 01:29:36,888 --> 01:29:38,932 I don't... I, um... 1440 01:29:39,099 --> 01:29:42,644 Shit, I don't even expect you to talk to me again ever. I just, um... 1441 01:29:43,686 --> 01:29:45,897 I just... I want you to know 1442 01:29:46,064 --> 01:29:49,692 that I think you're the most beautiful person that I have met. 1443 01:29:51,361 --> 01:29:52,946 And you're perfect. 1444 01:29:54,030 --> 01:29:55,573 And I blew it. 1445 01:29:55,740 --> 01:29:57,659 I blew it. 1446 01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,995 (POIGNANT MUSIC) 1447 01:30:04,165 --> 01:30:05,750 Where are you? 1448 01:30:06,793 --> 01:30:08,878 About half an hour out of town. 1449 01:30:10,922 --> 01:30:12,590 You came down? 1450 01:30:12,757 --> 01:30:17,429 Yeah. Yeah, I just thought I'd pop down to see you. (CHUCKLES) 1451 01:30:18,763 --> 01:30:20,557 (SIGHS) 1452 01:30:24,811 --> 01:30:26,312 OK. 1453 01:30:28,064 --> 01:30:31,818 OK, we can meet at the Casa del Mar 1454 01:30:31,985 --> 01:30:35,155 at 7 o'clock for... 10 minutes 1455 01:30:35,321 --> 01:30:37,866 and while my taxi's waiting, OK? 1456 01:30:38,032 --> 01:30:40,285 -(HELICOPTER WHIRRS OVERHEAD) - Um... 1457 01:30:41,494 --> 01:30:44,456 OK, Suze, here's the thing. 1458 01:30:45,498 --> 01:30:47,083 I... 1459 01:30:48,126 --> 01:30:49,669 It's quite... I'm in a... 1460 01:30:49,836 --> 01:30:52,505 Jon, just show up for me, alright? 1461 01:30:53,715 --> 01:30:56,050 Be nice to know what that feels like. 1462 01:30:56,217 --> 01:30:58,428 -(BEEP! ) - Who was that? 1463 01:30:59,471 --> 01:31:03,808 Oh, um, yeah, the telemarketing people again. 1464 01:31:03,975 --> 01:31:05,435 (SUZIE SIGHS) 1465 01:31:09,856 --> 01:31:11,274 OK. (SNIFFS) 1466 01:31:11,441 --> 01:31:13,568 OK. (EXHALES) 1467 01:31:14,861 --> 01:31:16,196 OK. 1468 01:31:19,616 --> 01:31:21,826 (SIRENS WAIL, HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 1469 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:31,211 ...deployment of police and armed response personnel. 1470 01:31:31,377 --> 01:31:34,047 It appears the Blondini Mini is being 1471 01:31:34,214 --> 01:31:35,882 funnelled towards the deployment. 1472 01:31:36,049 --> 01:31:38,218 P.A. : Driver of the Mini, pull over. Surrender your weapon. 1473 01:31:38,384 --> 01:31:39,469 Shit! 1474 01:31:39,636 --> 01:31:41,888 I repeat - surrender your weapon. 1475 01:31:42,055 --> 01:31:44,224 (WAGNER'S 'RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES') 1476 01:31:44,390 --> 01:31:46,142 Pull over immediately. 1477 01:31:47,352 --> 01:31:51,105 This is a police operation. I repeat - surrender your weapon. 1478 01:31:53,566 --> 01:31:55,610 (HORN TOOTS) 1479 01:31:55,777 --> 01:31:58,112 (HORNS TOOT) 1480 01:31:59,155 --> 01:32:00,698 (HORNS TOOT) 1481 01:32:00,865 --> 01:32:03,576 ( HORN PLAYS 'THE GENERAL LEE' TUNE) 1482 01:32:03,743 --> 01:32:07,372 ('RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES' CONTINUES) 1483 01:32:07,539 --> 01:32:09,707 (ALL CHEER) 1484 01:32:09,874 --> 01:32:13,294 Fats, you little cracker! 1485 01:32:17,131 --> 01:32:18,550 G'day. 1486 01:32:20,051 --> 01:32:22,720 Fats! Southland Mini Club! 1487 01:32:22,887 --> 01:32:25,807 - How you going? - I've been better. 1488 01:32:25,974 --> 01:32:28,685 Just follow the clown in the white JCW. 1489 01:32:28,851 --> 01:32:32,105 OK, thanks, man, but this...this isn't your problem. 1490 01:32:32,272 --> 01:32:33,856 Nah, you fucked up, bro. 1491 01:32:34,023 --> 01:32:36,734 We need to get you to the missus so you can sort it out, eh? 1492 01:32:36,901 --> 01:32:39,737 P.A.: All Mini drivers must pull over immediately. 1493 01:32:41,614 --> 01:32:44,242 Oh wait, what's a...? What's a JCW? 1494 01:32:44,409 --> 01:32:47,287 All Mini drivers pull over immediately. 1495 01:32:48,913 --> 01:32:50,957 ('RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES' CONTINUES) 1496 01:32:54,836 --> 01:32:56,296 (MUTTERS) 1497 01:33:06,014 --> 01:33:07,515 Oh! 1498 01:33:07,682 --> 01:33:09,058 (TYRES SQUEAL) 1499 01:33:13,313 --> 01:33:15,440 ('RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES' CONTINUES) 1500 01:33:28,661 --> 01:33:32,040 (PEOPLE CALL OUT) 1501 01:33:32,206 --> 01:33:34,208 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1502 01:33:35,335 --> 01:33:38,171 ('RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES' CONTINUES) 1503 01:33:42,759 --> 01:33:45,386 (TYRES SCREECH) 1504 01:33:45,553 --> 01:33:49,557 OFFICER: Get out of the car! Hands in the air! 1505 01:33:49,724 --> 01:33:51,893 Up! Up! Up! Up! 1506 01:33:56,648 --> 01:33:58,608 (OFFICERS GROAN) 1507 01:33:58,775 --> 01:34:00,777 Dick. 1508 01:34:00,943 --> 01:34:02,904 MRS D: Keep in touch. 1509 01:34:03,071 --> 01:34:04,572 - Oh. - SUZIE: Love you. 1510 01:34:04,739 --> 01:34:06,240 MRS D: I love you too. 1511 01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:15,583 -(TYRES SCREECH) - Shit! 1512 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:18,127 Excuse me, ma'am. Does Suzie Davidson live here? 1513 01:34:18,294 --> 01:34:19,545 MRS D: No. 1514 01:34:19,712 --> 01:34:22,674 - So you don't know where she is? - I don't know who she is. 1515 01:34:26,636 --> 01:34:28,054 (SIREN WAILS) 1516 01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:31,766 (GRUNTS) 1517 01:34:33,351 --> 01:34:35,103 (UPLIFTING MUSIC) 1518 01:34:35,269 --> 01:34:38,981 (EXHALES) Yeah! Yes! 1519 01:34:39,148 --> 01:34:40,233 You fuckers! 1520 01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:42,235 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1521 01:34:46,114 --> 01:34:48,574 (SIRENS WAIL) 1522 01:34:48,741 --> 01:34:50,702 Oh, shit. 1523 01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:58,668 Shit. 1524 01:34:59,961 --> 01:35:01,337 Take out the tyres. 1525 01:35:02,463 --> 01:35:07,051 (GUNSHOTS, SIRENS WAIL) 1526 01:35:07,218 --> 01:35:09,178 (JON GROANS) 1527 01:35:12,306 --> 01:35:13,349 Ha ha! 1528 01:35:31,451 --> 01:35:32,618 (TYRES SQUEAL) 1529 01:35:35,747 --> 01:35:37,457 (ENGINE REVS) 1530 01:36:12,366 --> 01:36:13,910 The Prime News team's following 1531 01:36:14,076 --> 01:36:16,078 what is now a fiery beacon 1532 01:36:16,245 --> 01:36:17,789 as it drives across town. 1533 01:36:17,955 --> 01:36:19,999 Surely, the whole country is watching 1534 01:36:20,166 --> 01:36:22,585 as police again close in on the Mini, 1535 01:36:22,752 --> 01:36:24,462 which has reappeared on fire. 1536 01:36:24,629 --> 01:36:26,047 REPORTER: Yes, Simon. 1537 01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:29,342 I'm just hoping that it doesn't end in further tragedy. 1538 01:36:34,972 --> 01:36:36,516 (SNIFFS) 1539 01:36:47,568 --> 01:36:51,155 REPORTER: Surely this incredible drama is near its close. 1540 01:36:55,201 --> 01:36:57,620 (ENGINE REVS, TYRES SQUEAL) 1541 01:36:58,663 --> 01:36:59,705 (GRUNTS) 1542 01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:04,585 (PEOPLE MURMUR) 1543 01:37:05,628 --> 01:37:07,380 (HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 1544 01:37:08,422 --> 01:37:10,883 - Suzie? - Jon. 1545 01:37:12,134 --> 01:37:14,262 (SIREN WAILS, HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 1546 01:37:19,976 --> 01:37:21,644 What have you done? 1547 01:37:24,230 --> 01:37:25,773 WOMAN: Just kiss her! 1548 01:37:27,650 --> 01:37:29,110 (LOUD EXPLOSION) 1549 01:37:29,277 --> 01:37:32,238 -(PEOPLE SHOUT) - My... 1550 01:37:32,405 --> 01:37:37,118 P.A.: Armed police. Get down on the ground. Get down on the ground. 1551 01:37:38,911 --> 01:37:41,581 This is what it's like, Suzie. 1552 01:37:43,249 --> 01:37:44,959 What what's like? 1553 01:37:47,128 --> 01:37:50,715 Me showing up for you. 1554 01:37:53,551 --> 01:37:55,970 (PEOPLE CHEER) 1555 01:37:59,932 --> 01:38:01,517 (CHEERING) 1556 01:38:01,684 --> 01:38:03,895 NEWSREADER: Unbelievable scenes here in Invercargill. 1557 01:38:04,061 --> 01:38:06,564 (ALL CHEER) 1558 01:38:20,202 --> 01:38:22,038 TV: ..armed response units... 1559 01:38:22,204 --> 01:38:23,664 MAN: Armed police, calm down! 1560 01:38:23,831 --> 01:38:25,917 WOMAN: Oh, give them a minute! Give them a minute! 1561 01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:27,418 (PEOPLE JEER) 1562 01:38:27,585 --> 01:38:29,086 Get down! 1563 01:39:00,284 --> 01:39:02,244 (SOBS) 1564 01:39:26,352 --> 01:39:27,645 Suze. 1565 01:39:30,606 --> 01:39:33,442 Can you just move... move down a little bit? 1566 01:39:38,864 --> 01:39:40,950 You'll need a lawyer, won't you? 1567 01:39:41,993 --> 01:39:43,119 (CHUCKLES) 1568 01:39:43,285 --> 01:39:44,704 (DAVE DOBBYN'S 'LANGUAGE' PLAYS) 1569 01:39:44,870 --> 01:39:47,832 ♪ My hands are tied 1570 01:39:47,999 --> 01:39:52,628 ♪ Oh, I could be a victim 1571 01:39:52,795 --> 01:39:55,256 ♪ When my tongue won't move... ♪ 1572 01:39:55,423 --> 01:39:58,884 JON: It's not illegal to have a pash, is it, guys? It's OK to do that, eh? 1573 01:39:59,051 --> 01:40:01,470 SUZIE: It's totally legal. (LAUGHS) 1574 01:40:01,637 --> 01:40:04,181 ♪ When I needed you most 1575 01:40:04,348 --> 01:40:07,810 ♪ I couldn't find the language 1576 01:40:09,729 --> 01:40:12,064 ♪ When I needed you more 1577 01:40:12,231 --> 01:40:15,359 ♪ I couldn't say a word 1578 01:40:16,736 --> 01:40:20,614 ♪ My hands truly tied 1579 01:40:20,781 --> 01:40:24,326 ♪ Yeah, I know I'm a prisoner 1580 01:40:24,493 --> 01:40:28,622 ♪ When my tongue wouldn't move 1581 01:40:28,789 --> 01:40:31,667 ♪ You have it tied with your heartstrings again... ♪ 1582 01:40:31,834 --> 01:40:35,463 - NOAH: How you feeling, mate? - Hmm? Good. I feel good. 1583 01:40:35,629 --> 01:40:38,174 - She's a little bit late. - NOAH: Ooh. 1584 01:40:38,340 --> 01:40:40,718 It's alright. They always do that. 1585 01:40:41,969 --> 01:40:44,138 ♪ When I needed you more 1586 01:40:44,305 --> 01:40:47,850 ♪ I couldn't say a word... ♪ 1587 01:40:48,017 --> 01:40:50,186 MAN: Uh, just sign this before you take him away. 1588 01:40:50,352 --> 01:40:52,396 ♪ When I needed you most 1589 01:40:52,563 --> 01:40:56,108 -♪ I couldn't find the language... ♪ - Cheers. 1590 01:40:56,275 --> 01:40:57,985 Where is he? 1591 01:40:58,152 --> 01:40:59,737 ♪ When I needed you more 1592 01:40:59,904 --> 01:41:02,573 ♪ I couldn't say a word... ♪ 1593 01:41:02,740 --> 01:41:04,325 - Where? - Shit. 1594 01:41:06,243 --> 01:41:10,164 ♪ One day a heap on the ground 1595 01:41:10,331 --> 01:41:13,626 ♪ Next day I'm so proud 1596 01:41:13,793 --> 01:41:18,464 ♪ Today I don't know 1597 01:41:21,467 --> 01:41:23,260 ♪ I don't know 1598 01:41:24,887 --> 01:41:26,180 ♪ Hey 1599 01:41:27,515 --> 01:41:29,183 ♪ Now 1600 01:41:43,823 --> 01:41:46,158 ♪ When I needed you more 1601 01:41:46,325 --> 01:41:52,164 ♪ Couldn't say a word 1602 01:41:54,125 --> 01:41:59,713 ♪ Couldn't say a word. ♪ 1603 01:42:08,931 --> 01:42:11,433 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 109455

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