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Original subtitles

Presented by: RAYMOND CHOW

Producer: LEONARD HO

Planning: WU MA, ANTHONY CHAN, ALFRED CHEUNG, BARRY WONG

Director: SAMMO HUNG

The military exercise is over!

Who are you? Where did you come from?

No... This is only a misunderstanding.

Just what's happened here?!

He stole my pocket watch from out of my coat.

He stole the gold ring I was wearing!

No way! This is some kind of misunderstanding!

Bring him with us!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes... Dancing girl!

Yes! Yes!

Dance!

Give us a smile...!

Stop him! Stop him!

I hit the jackpot this time.

Ching Fong-Tin? Don't you hold this against me now.

If I don't treat you like this, you'd just make a break for it.

Chill out! You got a nice layer o' fat on you. You won't freeze to death!

You ever see a polar bear freeze to death?

T-then have you ever seen a polar bear starve to death?

- Get a bit o' coffee in you first. - Thanks.

Loi-Fook? How's this sound?

Take the bag of cash, buy some land in the country.

Let me go. Take me in another day. Two birds with one stone!

I, Loi-Fook, have a lifelong weakness: Impartiality 'n' incorruptibility.

This bag o' cash is evidence for puttin' you away for the rest of your life.

Ching Fong-Tin?

Ching Fong-Tin? Ching Fong-Tin?!

- Hey, let go! Let go of me now...! - No way, no way!

It's getting real dicey! Keep hanging on and we'll both be screwed...!

I'd rather die than let go!

Guess we're both getting screwed, then...!

Ching Fong-Tin?!

I'll get you one day! Just you wait!

Listen up! Y'all head up to the big riverbed and wait for me there.

I'll get on the train at Shanghai.

Soon as the train hits the riverbed, y'all hijack it!

We'll get 'em inside and out.

Remember: You can't let 'em distract you from the prize.

Got it!

- Y'all follow me. You, over with them. - Alright!

- Let's ride! - Let's ride!

C'mon!

Brother Yam?

You called us all the way out here.

It wasn't just to watch your buddy here play with trains, right? Huh?!

Hei-Yu, you really oughta explain your plans to our brothers.

I've been mulling over how to simplify things for these here gentlemen.

If it's too complicated, they may not understand.

We brothers left home when we were small to scrape a livin' in the wild.

O' course we're nothin' but wooden-headed louts!

Very well. "The peasant breed know true virtue".

Brother Yam's enlisting your assistance does cover our backs, considering.

What're you tryin' to say?

Brother Yam and us brothers have always had each other's backs.

- You suspect we'll squeeze you out?! - I don't suspect anything...!

It's only a case of the pre-show jitters, is all.

But now I can see you're all so plain-spoken,

I feel my worries are unfounded.

Hei-Yu, cut a long story short. Just get to the good part already.

In 20 days time, there is a train, express from Shanghai to Chengtu.

Its passengers are all wealthy and respectable.

The most notable of these passengers is a special envoy from Japan: Fushiki Yukio.

Upon his person, a map to the Terracotta Army of Chin Shih-Huang's tomb.

For appearances, Fushiki is sightseeing in Chengtu.

This is but a ruse to slip away to Canton

where he'll smuggle the map out of Hong Kong and into Japan.

Once we've seized the map, we'll hand it over to Hei-Yu.

What he does with it is his business, no questions asked.

Most importantly though, when all this is done and dusted,

you'll be rewarded 10,000 silver dollars.

- 10,000 silver dollars?! 10,000...! - That's right.

What's more, the passengers' valuables are all yours for the taking.

Hey? Out with the plan, then!

I'll be accompanying y'all to Shanghai to board the train.

Your brothers beneath the bridge...

Brother Chun? Robbin' a train will surely draw the attention of government troops.

Brother Ma, relax.

10 miles in every direction of this bridge

is more or less what you'd call the back of beyond.

However... before reaching this bridge, about 11 or 12 miles, give or take,

there is a small township called Hon Sui Town.

But... this place is as desolate as it is backward.

For us, it shouldn't pose any kind of concern.

If stickin' up a train can get you rich,

who cares if the whole army comes after ya?!

Alright, then. You got yourself a deal!

- What is it?! - Those anti-prostitution women are here!

Big Sis?! Big Sis?!

- What is it? - The hooker sweepers are here!

- Open up! - Open up!

- Hey, open up! - Open up!

- What is it, Big Sis? - The hooker sweepers are here!

Big Sis?!

- What are we gonna do?! - What are you afraid of?

Got "hooker" carved on your forehead now?

Where's Li'l Shun?

In her room with Li'l Paleface.

You two drag her out here for me.

- Splitting up a pair of lovebirds?! - "Lovebirds"?! They're just in heat.

If Li'l Paleface gets in the way, give him the boot!

- Let's go. - Let's go.

- Hey, they're here...! They're here! - What's going on?

- My wife finds out, I'm dead! - C'mon!

[SWEEP AWAY THE BROTHEL, REBUILD GOOD HOMES]

[VIGOR IS TRULY VALUABLE, BUT PROSTITUTES ARE MORE EXPENSIVE ]

Down with the prostitutes! In the name of women's dignity!

We'll bring you down! In the name of women's dignity!

Down with the prostitutes! In the name of women's dignity!

Down with the prostitutesโ€”

[ANTI-PROSTITUTION] [SWEEP UP THE PROSTITUTES]

I'm gonna cut up you damn bitches!

Are you nuts?! It's an angry mob!

They won't let me live! What's my life worth?!

What's with you?!

They're only rooting out prostitutes to keep the area clean!

I know! But what right do they have?!

These prostitutes insult us women's dignity!

Why don't we have the right?! Butt out or I'll bring you down too!

Bring me down?! Alright, then. Do it!

You can chop me to death.

But you can't hurt the one who endured such suffering,

such humiliation to raise us ten brothers: Mother!

- "Mother"?! - "Mother"?!

- Mother...! - Just go with it.

Mother...

All my brothers are over at the northeast border protecting our homeland,

leaving behind this unworthy child!

Ladies, please permit me, Ching Fong-Tin, to say a few words.

I know y'all are very fortunate.

The beloved children of prominent families.

Y'all have husbands who care for you.

As well as loving families.

These are women who insult women's dignity,

and threaten the happiness of your families.

Of course you harbor ill will.

In this world, there is no "sell" without "buy".

No "supply" without "demand".

They sleep with my husband, they're sluts!

- Sleeping with your man makes you a slut? - Yes!

- Have you slept with your man? - Yes!

- Then you're also a slut! - I... How is it the same?!

What's the difference?! You're wholesale while they're retail!

If it wasn't for these brave women offering convenience to your husbands,

their suffering would be yours to bear!

They haven't demanded respect. Or demanded appreciation.

They only want you to keep letting them work...

work... work the fields every night!

You have to do the hard yards in order to strive forward!

Ladies...

Ask not what these poor women can do for you.

Ask what you can do for them!

Just who are you?

I... I'm just an ordinary man!

Why did I speak these words of reason?

It was because...

Because...

Because my maโ€” my ma was also a whore!

In order to raise us ten brothers, she endured such hardships.

She gave us an education. She nurtured us.

Just one look at me and you know how much she worked

to bring me up so big and fat!

Yet, I'm the skinniest one outta all ten brothers.

Tell me, how hard a life did my ma live...?

Whores are women.

Y'all are also women!

Although they may be whores, they have their own strength of character.

They too cannot be the slaves of men! They also need to liberate themselves.

They must fight to surpass men's greatest aspirations!

They're unafraid of being whores. But they must become accomplished whores!

Y'all are unafraid to be men's wives. But you must become accomplished missuses!

I've said my piece.

Cheong? Be good to your mother from now on.

Take your mother home.

Keep working. We support you!

Work hard! We support you!

Work day and work night! Work even while standing!

Give it your best! We support you!

Give it your all! We support you!

Work day and work night! We support you!

Give it your all! We support you!

Work day and work night! Work even while standing!

Good job, good job! Hey, Fatty. Well said!

Hey, Fatty. Well done, well done! What a speech!

If it wasn't for you, we'd never know hooking could be admirable!

Sheesh, how can hooking be admirable?! Work hard from now on. Let's go...!

Quiet down! A bit of quiet! A bit of quiet!

We women are never wrong.

- It's the men who are wrong! - Yes!

- We must bring down patriarchy! - Down with the patriarchy!

Now, head south from here about 350 miles.

There it's green hills and clear water, home to heroes.

Why are you walking so fast?

Bring the sisters along and we'll make a go of it down there.

Whatever you say goes.

Hey?!

Do you even know just how much I've been missing you?

You've lost a lot of weight.

After a year or so working down there,

I guarantee you'll get some deep pockets, get married and leave this life!

I still have to wait like a year?!

- I wanna get married now! C'mon... - What're you doing?! Calm down!

Heyโ€”

C'mon now, get a grip! There's someone watching over there.

Keep going. Forget I'm even here.

Whatcha looking at, bub?! Never seen a couple make love before?

I don't mean to be rude, but the truth is... I really haven't!

Oh... You're outta luck, then.

The show's over, not getting started. My apologies.

Well, no need to be so polite! Letting me watch is a kindness.

Not letting me watch is sensible. Wasn't like I was gonna pay. Forget it...

I'm heading home and having an early night...

Ching Fong-Tin, you hold it right there!

What do you mean by this? You want me to be in your debt forever?!

In my debt? What are you in my debt for?

Kindness! Affection!

Just now, you saved the five of us yet again.

At least let me devote myself to you, body and soul!

If you can't even do that, how are you still a man?!

I'm telling you now.

Every dame I've ever known, apart from my ma, I've been to bed with.

The one exception is you.

Let me hold onto this one final dream, won't you?

Guess you're not so aloof after all.

Are you making me wait till I'm 60?!

You think I wanna dye my hair and chase some cougars?

Go home and call it a night!

[HON SUI TOWN]

[HON SUI TOWN POLICE STATION]

Another mild day o' blue skies. Dry without much of a breeze, yeah...?

Captain? They've already finished preparations.

As soon as you give the word and flick that match, it'll be a right blaze.

The firemen are always asleep on the job.

So who do we get to put out the fire...? Hmm?

Why should we care who puts out the fire?

This is all about arson and robbery.

It's arson for robbery!

While everyone's busy puttin' out fires, we'll use the chance to strike it rich!

I'll know when the time is right to make our move.

Captain? It's all ready to go.

What's all ready to go...?! Huh...?!

Didn't ya tell us to start a fire? We're all ready to go!

What's that?! Start a fire?!

I am captain of this town's one and only police unit,

and you're sayin' I told you to start a fire?!

Captain... The old maid's deaf!

Not like there's anyone around either. What're ya scared of?

- She's really deaf? - If you don't believe me, just ask her.

Old maid...? I'm callin' ya. Can ya hear me, ya old maid...?

I can't hear you! I can't hear anything...!

Watch what you say next time.

Get goin'.

[CHEONG KEE COTTON BATTING]

- What are you doing...?! - There's a fire...!

Not like it's your problem! Every man for himself.

- Keep your nose out of it...! - It's a real blaze though, look!

I don't care what it is! Not like we're the ones on fire!

Get back to work. Get to work, then...! Get going.

Fire! Fire...!

Fire...! Put out the fire...! Fire...!

It's burning...! Fire...!

[FIRE ALARM]

Let's go!

Outta the way! Outta the way! Faster!

- Wild Bull? Find the source! - Sir!

Yessir!

- Sand Bucket Team? Take the left! - Sir!

Yessir!

- Fire Blanket Team? Take the right! - Yessir!

- Ladder Team? The ladder?! - Sir!

I borrowed it to catch birds.

- Get moving and bring it here! - Yessir!

Help...! Help...!

- Help! Help...! - Ready the life net!

Help me...!

Hurry up and jump down!

- Jump! - I-I'm too scared to jump!

Just jump already...!

- Bring the stretcher! - Yessir!

Don't be scared now. I'm a get you outta here.

Captain, the fire's too strong. We can't make it across!

Unleash the 'Flying Sword', then!

Down below, catch!

Li'l Lan, there's no need to be scared! If you're scared, shut your eyes.

Open or shut, it's all the same to me!

Get ready! One, two, three...!

- Li'l Lan?! Are you hurt?! - I'm alright...

- Put that fire out on the double! - Yessir!

Get changed and get to work.

Hey? What're you doin'?

Coverin' my face. Folks'll recognise me otherwise. Right?

With your physique, mask or no mask, you're unmistakable!

Move it, big mouth!

Whoa... Pay dirt! We hit pay dirt...!

It's all ready to go. You fellas better play it smart.

Once inside, just grab whatever you can see!

- Move it! Move it! - OK.

What's going on?!

- What... do you want? - Don't move!

- Oh yeah, what do we want? - Get the boss to call the shots.

Hey, Boss?! Get in here, get in here. It's done!

It's your unlucky day!

Hey, what do you want?

What do I want?! I want it all! I want your ma to call me "son-in-law".

I wanna sleep with your big sis. I want your li'l sis to have me a son!

But right now, I just wanna rob ya! Get crackin'!

Hsiao Ho, Ka-Lok?!

- What is it? - Hop on up and get pumping!

C'mon, c'mon!

Hey!

Robbery...!

Robbery...!

Over here, now!

Get on!

Hey, hurry up! C'mon, c'mon! Faster...! C'mon now!

- Need a hand gettin' on?! - You nuts?! I'll do it myself!

[TUNG-CHAI BANK] C'mon!

- Where're the horses?! The horses?! - They left!

- So now what? - We'll just leave too.

Don't let 'em get away!

The police?!

- Is that so surprising?! - Right!

The brass is in on it. Let alone us cannon fodder, huh?

- Captain, what do we, then? - Lock 'em up! Put out the fires first.

Boss... There's only dust and sand here. It's like the Silk Road.

Boss? Didn't ya say we're hoppin' on a train?

Did I say "hop"? I said we're jumpin' on!

Jump on a train to Chengtu and earn a livin' down there!

- You got the tools ready? - Sure do.

Don't dawdle. But don't worry... still a while till the train gets here.

Trains don't stop here though.

A train has to stop for us to get on now? Is that it?!

Ain't that a laugh?

Mayor, say something. Say something to boost the town's morale.

Like there's any morale left to boost. I'd be lying if I said there was.

You gotta say something or folks'll riot.

My fellow townsfolk... family and friends.

What happened here today... is a real tragedy.

The money held at this bank that we earned through our own blood, sweat, and tears...

is all gone.

Our hopes and dreams... have well and truly come to an end.

The chances of justice being served and our money being recovered...

are truly out of sight.

Here in Hon Sui Town...

there really is nothing left for us to hold onto and cherish.

However... "Tomorrow to fresh woods and pastures new".

I hope we can rid ourselves of this sense of hopelessness...

and go our separate ways...

parting as the shrikes and the swallows do.

That is all.

The hell's wrong with you, talking like that?!

I only wanted to show a bit of honesty...!

I'll talk to 'em!

A bit of quiet...! A bit of quiet...!

Jook-Bo exploited his position as police captain and committed this crime.

He is our enemy!

That's right...!

Jook-Bo has taken our hard-earned money.

That's our blood, sweat, and tears!

That money is our money!

Right...!

We have to defeat the enemy!

We have to find our money, and get it back!

- That's right...! - Yeah...!

We need someone unafraid to face obstacles,

unafraid of sacrifice, to step up and meet this responsibility!

Who do you think that someone should be?

Mayor? Who should do it?

You...!

- You should do it...! - You should go...!

That settles that, then!

From now on, he's the ticket!

[HISTORY PIONEERS THROUGH EAST AND WEST: THE NEW ERA OF THE RAILROAD]

Oh, Hubby? I'm afraid I'll get lightheaded riding on a train for so long.

Lightheaded?

Oh, don't worry! I'll go buy you some dried plums.

Where are your men?

Over there out back.

This here is Shanghai, not the sticks.

Make sure they act civilized. They mustn't make themselves known.

It'll be fine.

Oh, miss? Would you sell me your bag of dried plums?

I'd be delighted.

Many thanks.

I'll see you aboard the train.

Buy some mandarins.

Miss, gimme some mandarins.

- Youโ€” - No need to thank me.

Honey? Dried plums!

Is this a joke?! This many?! You know I get parched eating these!

Parched?

That's right... I'll go buy some mandarins!

- Hi! I'm here to buy some mandarins. - I'm fresh out...!

Forget it, then... Here, this ticket belongs to you.

I'll come and find you when I get the chance.

Hon...?!

Oh, Honey?! They're fresh out of mandarins.

- It's fine. Let's take a look over there. - Of course! Of course...

What a coincidence, Master Wong?

Indeed. Master Shih.

You truly are one to encounter eminence when out.

- Fei-Hung? - Dad!

Greet Master Shih.

Master Shih!

Kien? Greet Master Wong.

Master Wong...!

Your son is already quite the young man.

How truly talented.

Dad? He's got a villainous face, that one!

Presumptuous!

My apologies, Master Shih.

The lowly lad has always spoken his mind.

Kien? Don't scrunch your face up like that.

Offer up a smile in the presence of others!

- Master Wong, I trust you have been well? - Only by your fortunes.

Hrm? Stealing the Peach?

- Fei-Hung? - Dad!

- Endure. - Understood.

- Attention all passengers. - Kien?! Don't be so impolite!

- The Millionaires' Express is departing. - Yes, Dad.

- All passengers please board the train. - Master Shih? After you.

Master Wong, after you.

In that case... to each their own, then.

Idiot boy! Is that how Monkey Steals the Peach?!

It's like this!

- Remember from now on. - Yes, Dad.

Hey, where did you go? Get on the train now!

Right, here are my terms! A seat, not standing room. And a bunk!

- OK! Done! Just get on board. Get on! - My ticket, then?

You don't need a ticket! Get on board. Get on, get on...

Inspector? Do we really have to search every compartment?

Of course...! This is our duty!

Greetings. I am an inspector with the Shanghai Police.

This is just a routine inspection.

Hey?! You can't just bring whatever weapons you want aboard.

You hear me?!

Weapons with a practical use are a different story.

[MILLIONAIRES' EXPRESS]

Thank you for your cooperation.

Jeepers! Why's the train moving?! Hey?!

Hey?! Hey?! Hey...?!

"Hey, hey, hey" what?! I'm the conductor!

The man I want. Why's the train moving...?

Of course a train moves! Otherwise who'd ride 'em...?!

I don't care. I wanna get off!

- Huh? You wanna get off? - Yes.

I'm an inspector with the Shanghai Police. I've got cases to solve! Let me off now!

Geez, how can you get off the train now?! Not even the Emperor could...!

If you won't let me off, I'll charge you with obstruction!

So you have to get off the train?

Right! I don't care how you do it, but I want off this train at once!

OK...

Get off the train, then!

Can you believe Jook-Bo and his lackeys?

They even charged underpants as a work expense.

- Hey? Y'all done here? - All done.

If we're done, let's go!

Oh, Curry? You're on night shift tonight.

Huh? Night shift again?! It's boring. I'll just be mosquito food!

So you're slacking off every night to go catch birds?

No... It's just you know how many folks are in our town with just a glance!

Not like any outsiders are gonna show up...!

There could be some insiders though.

Don't let me see you slacking off again.

- I'll dock your pay! - Yessir...

Wild Bull? Go guard the town gates. Ka-Lok, go patrol the streets.

Captain? It's real windy at the gates. You really gotta tough it out!

Yeah! And the streets are so dusty you get a face full o' dirt!

In that case... Ah! You two can swap places.

- OK! - OK!

- This is on you. Swap places... - You messed up first!

Captain?! Captain? What should I do, then?

- Oh, pack up things at the fire station. - Yessir!

Whoa... Big Sister?

This is "green hills and clear water, home to heroes"?

Whether it's "green hills and clear water" is just a matter of opinion.

But it is a "home to heroes", I'm sure of that.

Otherwise, how could someone as wonderful as Tin come from here?

I said it right from the start: Love is blind!

Now... Be mindful of your words and deeds.

From now on, you're all proper ladies and humble maidens.

Where's Li'l Tsui?

Hey, hey, hey...?

Don't play with the li'l cocks. Folks'll realize what you do for a living.

C'mon. Get inside.

- Inside, inside. C'mon. - Oh, we're going in now.

Is anybody here?!

Is anybody here?!

Whoa...! Why's it so dusty in here?

- And dirty too...! - Yeah, how can we live here?!

- Just needs some sprucing up. - You want rooms?

- Yeah, five rooms. - Of course, this way please.

Follow him upstairs.

- Tin?! - C'mon. Head upstairs.

Second Uncle. I was just about to come find you!

Why have you come back now after all this time?

You didn't even bother coming back when your ma passed away.

Do you even know the trouble you got yourself into

brought on so many years of suffering to the folks of this town?!

Second Uncle... I gave Ma my word that I would only return in a blaze of glory.

So... what kind of finery is this, then?

Make way.

Oh... Captain.

- This here is Ching Fong-Tin? - Oh, of course not...!

He's just a friend of mine!

Not a friend. I am Ching Fong-Tin!

Let me ask you: Were you the one who blew up the dam back in the day?

Yes. I only wanted to give more water to the townsfolk.

- The result? - The townsfolk didn't have any water...

You're not welcome in this town. Please leave right away!

This here's my hometown. Where would you have me go?

I don't care where you go! But you're getting outta here right now!

Captain?! Word is he's no pushover.

Ya got a sizable audience watchin'. Lose and you'll be real red in the face.

Just leave. They won't be offering you any hospitality.

Captain, let's not make a mountain out of a molehill.

No can do!

For his transgressions, he needs to be taught a proper lesson! Smack smack!

Now I've taught you a lesson!

- Let's go. - Yessir!

I taught you a lesson today.

If you make even the tiniest of missteps, I'll put you under arrest.

- We're leaving. - Yessir!

Make way. Thank you.

My goodness! Why are you playing with fire again?!

You mustn't do this! You'll only hurt those around you...!

What are you doing here?

Do you believe I can make this a place of "green hills and clear water"?

I believe. I'll always believe in you.

Help her up.

Captain...?! Captain?!

Captain, Ching Fong-Tin's bought out all the hotels, butchers,

grocery stores, general stores, variety stores, drugstores, and... and...

Sheesh... No more "and". You've already named 'em all!

Hmm...? What the hell is that fatty up to?

Hey?! Morning, afternoon, and night shifts are all canceled.

- So we're goin' on leave?! - In your dreams.

From today onward, no more day and night.

Y'all on duty mornings, afternoons, and nights!

Hsiao Ho? I want you on Ching Fong-Tin day and night.

- Don't let him outta your sight. - Yessir!

He's up to something alright.

Now, suckers here are a dime a dozen.

Remember: It's quality, not quantity. Little and often doesn't fill the purse

Finding a single bank is better than finding ten grocery stores!

- Captain Cho, can I help you? - Not at all.

As captain of the police here,

I'm merely doing the rounds as duty dictates.

- Please come in and make yourself at home. - My pleasure.

Captain Cho.

- Captain Cho. - Captain Cho.

Li'l Bo? Why haven't you gotten Captain Cho a chair yet?

Allow me.

- Captain Cho, please sit. - Thank you.

Chi, come back over here.

It's not that I don't want to. I just can't control myself right now.

My hand is stuck behind Captain Cho's strong back...!

- My apologies - Thank you very much.

I really can't understand why you ladies

traveled all the way here to our little slice of backcountry.

Of course it was to...

expand our horizons!

Captain Cho, we may only be a bunch of gals, but times have changed.

We have to better ourselves in order to service society in the future.

How idealistic!

Not me...!

I only wanna find myself a suitable beau,

and live out my days in contentment as a wife and mother.

Fat chance...!

What're you trying to say?!

Forgive me for the intrusion. I'll take my leave now.

- Bye bye! - Come by again.

Alright, we're ready to go. I think the big spenders'll be here soon.

From this point on, put on more makeup, spray on more perfume.

Be ready to do business at a moment's notice!

- Oh... So you brought these gals here... - To do business. Is that a crime now?

Work is neither noble or lowly, am I right?

That's right! After all, we're running a beauty parlor to pretty folks up.

I think that would count as noble rather than lowly, huh, Captain Cho...?

That's righโ€”

Chi?

Occupy him so he won't have time to keep tabs on me.

- So occupied he'll forget to breathe! - Good.

Yessir.

Be careful, you. I'm still holding onto my virtue!

Captain Cho...?!

Cho Cheuk-Kin?!

Cho Cheuk-Kin...

I haven't seen you in 15 years... but you haven't changed a bit!

- Miss, when have I seen you before? - I didn't say you'd seen me before!

I was only saying I hadn't seen you in 15 years.

- 15 years? - Of course you don't remember.

The two of us saw one another in a dream 15 years ago.

We held each other's hands, and took a stroll in the rain.

It was ever so sweet... Too bad it was only in a dream!

You saw me in a dream? And you still remember after so long?

Miss, is something the matter with you?

No! Even if there was, it'd just be a matter of the heart...

Miss, I reckon you must be feverish.

I don't have a fever. But I do have... a fever for you.

I don't know why even though I'm head over heels for you, youโ€”

I'm a real busy man. I'll get out of the way of your dreaming.

Don't go...!

There. If you're just plain crazy, nobody'll believe it.

If you're crazy with lust, then that should keep you satisfied.

If you're crazy for money, then I'm very sorry.

I'm a government man, and they really skimp on the pay.

Kiss me...

Crazy with lust?

Stinkin' bitch... I'll rape you!

Get up...!

- Get up! - Kill 'er! Hey, get up!

Get back up...! Don't be scared o' her...!

- Man up...! - It's just some dumb bitch!

- Kill! Kill! Just kill 'er! - Yeah, just cut 'er down in one!

- Go on...! - Do it, do it...!

Whaโ€” What'd he say?

Whichever one o' you knows English, come out and tell me!

He said the Chinese are sons o' bitches...!

We have our instructions from the boss. Don't go making extra trouble.

- Show me some respect at least. - No way!

He insulted us Chinesโ€”

"One must first show insult for others to insult them."

We clearly saw what happened just now.

My brothers, we're in this together through thick and thin.

Don't be at each other's throats over nothing!

Just now, he was in the right.

But he's got himself a filthy mouth. He'll get what's coming to him!

Wash that mouth of yours from now on!

Return to your posts.

- No more stirring up trouble! - Got it!

Master Shih, no need to be so impulsive.

Yes... Yes...

Fei-Hung?!

- Endure. - Understood!

Fei Hung...?

It wasn't me! It wasn't me!

Would a child be so heavy-handed?

Oi! How shameless resorting to your leather shoe!

Those who live in glass houses.

Gentlemen, food will be served in the dining car shortly.

Conductor, just how many more tunnels are there?

None. No more, no more tunnels...

If there are...

I'm changing into short sleeves.

Hyah...! Hyah...! Giddyup...! Hyah...!

Hyah! Hyah! Giddyup! Hyah! Hyah! Giddyup!

Hyah! Hyah! Giddyup! Hyah! Hyah! Giddyup...!

Hyah! Hyah! Giddyup! Hyah! Hyah! Giddyup...!

Hyah! Hyah...! Giddyup...! Giddyup...!

How could you get tired at the clincher?! Huh?! What kinda horse are ya?!

- You really are inferior to a horse. - What about you, then?!

Hurtin' me and not ridin' your own horse!

It's cos I don't wanna injure my horse. It's for when the real train comes!

Moron!

Then you better pray your horse won't get tired.

I can roll outta the way when I fall over. But a horse? It'll roll under the train.

It'll be crushed into 36 pieces! The eyes'll be all bulgin' out!

The legs all torn apart. The head'll fly all the way over there!

Oh man! The ears'll drop of its head. The nose'll fly clean off!

The brains'll go splat everywhereโ€”

I cut...! Cut, cut, cut, cut you off! Spit it out and take it back!

Boss? Why do ya keep rubbin' that old piece o' iron?

It's not an old piece o' iron anymore. It's now a magnet!

What's it for?

With this, doesn't matter if the horse loses its marbles.

It can even lose its knees for all I care!

I'm definitely gettin' on that train to Chengtu.

Are you boys done yet...?

- All done. - It's tough work all this rubbin', huh...?

Lemme have a look-see.

Here.

Y'all hand 'em all over to me.

Gimme.

And you.

- Hey, done rubbin' yet? - I'm done.

Hey, ya put 'em on yet?

Man... Aren't only opposites supposed to attract?

- I think this'll only work for one person. - You're right. Hit the nail on the head.

Oh yeah, how do I treat ya normally?

Good. Like I was your real-life baby bro.

- Baby bro's get first dibs, right? - That's crazy!

The baby's gotta listen to his big brother!

- No sass! No talkin'! - But...!

I said no sass! Keep talkin' and we're not brothers no more.

Oh, show's over.

Ah... The view here's pretty nice, huh?

Yeah. It's pretty good. Not bad at all.

So how long do you intend on following me?

Hoo... You're good!

You saw right through my genius shadowin'.

Very well. Now you see me...

Captain?!

Captain, I followed 'im real close.

- But he still got away, right? - Yeah, yeah...

Dang fatty!

You won't get the best of me!

Ching Fong-Tin... I knew you were up to no-good!

Blow up a railroad? You have any idea how many lives are aboard a train?!

Then do you have any idea how many lives are in Hon Sui Town?

I want the train to stop here!

I want everyone on the Millionaires' Express to stay in Hon Sui town!

Stay in our hotels! Buy our products!

Eat what we cook for 'em!

And spend money on those whores you brought with you, right?!

It's not my money! Whatever they make will stay in Hon Sui Town!

The good folks of Hon Sui Town would rather starve

than get involved in such filth!

Cho Cheuk-Kin, this is my one chance to redeem myself for Hon Sui Town.

Don't get in my way!

C'mon!

Running away?!

C'mon.

We're almost at the riverbed.

- Y'all get ready now. - Right.

Keung m'boy? Go on foot.

Cross the roof and see how many there are out front.

- At which point, stop the train. - Got it.

Hold, hold, hold, hold it in...!

Hold, hold, hold, hold it in...!

Hold what in, Hon?

Hold it in. Hold it in!

Then use the lavatory...! Why hold it in?

There's an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

Hon!

- Are you alright? - I'm fine. What about you?

I'm fine.

- But I have to leave. - You're leaving so soon?

That's why it's called a fling.

I'm going now.

- I won't be long. - Be careful.

I'll see you soon.

Feeling all better now...?

Piss... Piss... Piss... Piss...

Hey? What are you piss'ing on about?

Oh? I couldn't go just now no matter how much I piss'd.

Piss...

Huh?! That piss worked!

Hurry on to the lavatory and piss, then!

Hey, remember now: Don't stick so close to me later. Got it?!

Yeah!

It's comin'!

Get away! Get away...

Hey, get away...! I told ya not to get so close!

- I don't have any magnets! - You're playin' mind games!

Get away! Get away, get away, get away, get away...!

Grab on tight... Dang! Got my foot stuckโ€”

Help...!

Come save me...! Hey...?!

Help...!

Help...!

Help...!

Help...! Help me...!

[HON SUI STATION] [BEWARE OF TRAINS]

Someone's here!

Not to worry. They might not even see us.

Not like they'd know what we're doin'.

Hey?! What're you two doing?!

There, what'd I tell ya? He really doesn't know!

Uh... We're out for a stroll!

A stroll?!

Steady now. He might not even see the iron chain.

Not like he'd know what we're doin'!

You can break the chain further up...!

Oh, shit! He knows!

Knowin' and understandin' are two different things!

Let's go further up.

Out here, out here! Out here.

Get in here! Get in here.

Get comfortable.

- Hey, I've spotted somethin' amiss. - What is it?

There's two tracks.

How do we know which one the train's comin' on?

You dope. It's up on the left, down on the right!

But how do we know if the train's goin' up or down?!

If it's not goin' up, it's goin' down!

Ah, right.

Hey, hey, hey...? C'mon... Make room, make room, make room...

Hey? I've had a think about it. I'm gonna lie down on your side.

If anything goes wrong, we can both be wrong!

Do whatever you want.

- The train's awfully loud. - Stick some rocks in your ears.

Huh?! What the hell's going on? Why have we stopped?!

- Hey, why's the train stopped? - How did this happen...?

- Help...! Hey, fat lady?! - Hubby...?!

Fat lady?! Fat lady...?! Help me down, fat lady!

Fat, my ass! Fat... Hubby...?!

- I'm over here, Honey...! - What are you doing...?!

I'm... coming! Coming, coming...

Hey, you said you were going to the lavatory!

The lavatory stinks...!

So I did my business over there!

What's there to understand?!

Help...! Help...!

Come save me...!

Come save me...!

- Oh, thank you so much! - No need to thank me!

Get up!

Captain? These two broke out. What now?

Catch the rest of 'em!

Friends, friends! Welcome to Hon Sui Town!

Here it's green hills and clear water, home to heroes.

Although your trip has been interrupted, you can all rest assured!

The folks over in Hon Sui Town

have already prepared for you your room and board, and entertainment!

C'mon! Please follow me!

- Hey? So should we follow him, then? - Might as well.

Right. Y'all please follow me. C'mon, c'mon. This way.

Move!

It's not far at all. Y'all just come with me.

Hey, keep an eye on 'em. I'm going after him!

- He wants us to run? - Yeah...

Ching Fong-Tin?! Come back here!

So now what?

Quickly send someone to the big riverbed. Fetch our brothers.

We'll head to town and make our move.

Wai? Get going.

Have someone keep an eye on the Japs.

Keep watch on the train.

This fella's a real bother, always getting in the way.

Why don't I bump him off?

When did you get so crooked?

A woman in the pursuit of happiness often has to play dirty.

Get moving. C'mon.

I don't care! Everyone has a room but me!

Geez, OK, OK! I'll find a way to fix this!

You should have some tea first. C'mon, drink!

Oh... Where could it be? Hmm?

- Oh, mister? May I ask where room 5 is? - Oh, room 5?

Number 5...

Uh... I think it might be over there.

- Thank you very much. - Hon?! Hon?

- Hey, who is she?! You know her? - Not at all!

- She was only asking me where room 5 is. - Rascal... We're going this way!

What are you doing?!

My apologies!

There are many mosquitoes!

Get back inside.

Big Brother. I've found out the Japs are stayin' in room 7.

Room 5 is connected to room 7.

But there's just some broad stayin' in room 5.

If we find a way to swap rooms with her, it'll be easier to watch the Japs!

Leave this kinda thing to me.

Hey? What do you intend on doing?

- I was gonna rape first and kill later! - I knew that's you were gonna do.

This here isn't our turf.

Until our brothers from the big riverbed arrive, keep your noses clean.

Keung m'boy, go survey the town and its surrounds.

Now, now... Keung m'boy, one must stand on high to see afar.

Methinks the roof will offer the most splendid of views.

Honey? I fancy myself a lovely bath.

Hubby?! Let's take one together!

Come now... We can frolic in the water like lovebirds.

"Frolic in the water"?

Frolic like we used to all the time...

Honey, take a look. The bathtub is only ever so big.

I also am only ever so big. You grow ever so bigger every day.

However, if we enter the tub together, the tub will not grow ever so bigger.

Alright, alright! Enough outta you. You can bathe first.

Who are you looโ€”

This beguilin' tobacco here sure is somethin'!

Get inside.

- Oof...! - Take her into the bathroom.

Lift him onto the bed.

What now?! What now?!

What're the Japs saying?

Do you understand Jap?

Nope. What about you?

I haven't a clue.

Anyone in here?! Room inspection...!

C'mon, c'mon!

- Is anyone inside?! - Under the bed!

Come in, there's no one around.

- You're used to sneaking around? - Only behind my wife's back.

Oh my... It's been an entire week since I've slept in a bed!

Hey, hey, hey... Take a bath first...!

You're suddenly all about hygiene now?! What a damn hassle...!

You fall off the bed or something?!

I'm seeing double?

Hey?

Come out.

Come out.

Hey, I'm stuck! My coat is caught on something!

Lai? I'm here!

Hide, hide!

Don't bother me...

Did I make you wait too long? It wasn't easy climbing all the way here.

Hey, don't be mad! C'mon, then.

C'mon... C'moโ€”

Keep it down! Quiet...

Is this how you treat me now?!

I'll skin this fox, then my dear husband!

- I'll kill youโ€”Strangle you! - Honey, don't be rash!

I caught you in bed together! I'll strangle you, you damn bitch!

- I'll strangle you! Beat you! - Honey? Honey...?!

- Hey, what happened?! Hey?! - Die! This'll teach you!

- How dare you?! Die! - Hey...?!

- Stop hitting her...! Stop itโ€” - Die! Die! Get lost, butt out!

- You damn bitch... You've got some nerve! - Hon...?!

I'll take your life!

- Be quiet! - Strangle you! Strangle you!

Yangtze No. 3... We can longer keep up this charade!

R-right...

- The country is indeed of importance. - Geez... You OK? Are you hurt?

But our families are equally as important!

We do not hesitate to lay our lives down for the country.

A small price to pay to safeguard the way of life of millions upon millions.

Hon, just what are you talking about?

Honey, I am an operative of the Central Intelligence Agency,

code name: Yangtze No. 2!

Hon...? You are a secret agent?!

Correct. Do you recall the Japs we saw aboard the train?

Uh... I do! I do!

They have with them state secrets.

Yangtze No. 3 and myself are here to put a stop to them!

Oh no, hubby. You mustn't get involved in such things!

Just the two of you to save the country is much too dangerous!

Honey... You can rest assured.

We also have with us Yangtze numbers 4 and 5.

As well as 6, 7, and 8.

They will be here one after the other to provide support.

I am Yangtze No. 6!

I am Yangtze No. 7!

Yangtze No. 8!

- Yangtze No. 9! - Yangtze No. 10!

- Yangtze No. 11! - Yangtze No. 12!

Yangtze No. 13!

Reporting for duty, Yangtze No. 2!

He's the one who knocked me out with smoke!

- Oh, Yangtze No. 13's hands were tied. - Yeah...

Alright, everyone back to their rooms!

Forget what's happened tonight!

- Yessir! - Let's go.

Big Brother, I'm done checkin' out the area!

Yangtze No. 14, don't you divulge state secrets now. Get outta here!

What's this "Yangtze No. 14"?!

Just go away, you!

Save your breath to warm your belly, Jook-Bo!

- I know the kinda man you are. - Captain?

It's a right mess outside. No way of catchin' Ching Fong-Tin.

Leave Ching Fong-Tin to me. I'll nab 'im for sure. Go on patrol.

- Yessir! C'mon. - Let's go.

- Curry?! Keep an eye on 'em. - Hey, Cho Cheuk-Kin?!

Who's this hotshot that's got you personally steppin' in?!

Why not lemme outta here and I'll lend you a hand...?!

You talk too much.

I'll bring him back here for sure to keep you company.

Ching Fong-Tin, do you know shooting a police captain is a felony?

Who're you?!

Then do you know kickin' a special agent comes with a few years behind bars?

You know what this is?

[INTERNATIONAL RIDER'S LICENSE] No idea.

You don't?!

That was my rider's license. You know what this is though, right?

"International Police. Central Intelligence Agency"?

Guess you know how to read, then.

I'm here on a mission to capture Ching Fong-Tin.

- So am I! - Not anymore, you ain't.

Your mission now is to assist me.

Ching Fong-Tin's like a ghost... Tricky too. He's one slippery customer!

Well, don't overestimate the enemy and underestimate yourself.

You and I'll work together.

Ching Fong-Tin's greatest strategy is hidin' behind you outta sight.

Let 'im see your cards. Show 'im the hand you're gonna play.

He'll never see me comin'.

That's not a very active role, is it?

Then that makes you the best man for the job!

Get goin'. That's an order!

- Brother Tin! - Keep up the hard work.

Could they really be that stupid...?

Hey? Go outside and find out what the hell Cho Cheuk-Kin's up to.

It's sure been a while...!

No sudden movements, Ching Fong-Tin!

Or you'll soon find some holes in your noggin.

Sit tight now.

Does it really go bang?

You wanna hear for yourself?

Oh! No, no, no...!

All my years as police captain, I only ever used li'l knives!

I've never even seen this kinda gun! Can I borrow it for a look-see? Huh?

Not my fault! He told me to! Shoot him!

I'm real scared!

It's not our fault! We're retards.

- Yeah, we're retards... - Yeah, yeah, I'm also a retard...!

On this earth, momma is the best...!

I wanna go home! I want my momma...!

- Momma...! - Momma...!

Can't trust a single one of 'em. Have more men on guard duty.

Sir? Even with all of us here, there's only so many of us.

- And it's a real mess out there. - You and I'll deal with that.

I'll gather up more evidence o' Ching Fong-Tin's crimes while we're at it.

He's gettin' 200 years at least this time.

200 years...?

Woo! You'll turn into a fossil!

Whaddya want?!

Nothing much... Our big sis has something to say to y'all.

- Ladies, what is it? - What is it?!

Big Sis, just tell 'em already.

Right, these gentlemen are all government officers. They'll understand.

- Whatever it is, just tell us. - I...

Allow me to speak for her.

Gentlemen, our big sis and Ching Fong-Tin were promised to one another as children.

However, the two would be torn apart by the chaos of war.

What's more, who knows how long it'll be before Ching Fong-Tin is a free man?

So Big Sis has made a spur-of-the-moment decision.

She wishes to carry a child, keep the Ching family flame burning.

It is pretty ridiculous.

But desperate times, so it's not like she has any other choice.

I hope you gentlemen will afford her the courtesy.

That's a laugh...

It's not like we can let Ching Fong-Tin out to do a bit o' breedin'!

We don't want you to let him out.

We want you to let our big sis in!

Whoa! But there's a lot o' eyes watchin'!

C'mon now... You can make the other prisoners face the wall.

You gentlemen will just have to turn a blind eye.

Miss... Men aren't like the grass and the trees.

- With all that carryin' on, it... - Gets hard, right?

This is why we all came down here with Big Sis.

We say we came here for Big Sis, but it's really for you gentlemen.

Hey, how do you see it?

I think... with my eyes wide open!

On second thought, it'd be wrong to deprive the man of children!

Come with me!

Brother Tin?

- Li'l Hung?! - Brother Tin...

You don't have to act like your love is doomed!

Ching Fong-Tin, give it your all now. Just once is enough though!

What's going on?

You're gettin' it on!

What're you lookin' at...?!

Y'all, up against the wall. Heads on the wall!

Hurry on outta here!

- Hey, hey, hey?! - Come back here!

Big Sis, you get outta here too...!

Alright. I'll let myself out, then!

Li'l Hung, I'm only leaving cos I have no choice.

That's enough outta you. Nothing you say can change my mind.

You're stuck with me this time.

If we're a pair of fleeing lovebirds, why not be distant lovers instead?

Distance comes with the hope of being reunited.

Think about it. Say we're separated for another three years this time.

When we do see each other again, it'll be so moving, so exciting.

Ching Fong-Tin... I know that we'll always be fated but not destined.

Fate is the will of the heavens. Destiny is made by the hands of man.

Use this as another opportunity to put my future to the test.

Then you'll know what fate and destiny are.

I hope whenever you look at this... you'll think of me.

Take care.

Farewell.

Huh...? Big Sis!

You're pretty capable, aren't ya? Get inside!

Why'd she come back?

What the hell y'all doing? Bunch of gals bust Ching Fong-Tin out?!

What're we supposed to do now?

Now that he's gone, who knows when we'll nab 'im again.

Over there.

With me!

Sir, did you need a room?

Hand over the Terracotta Army Map!

- Sure isโ€” - Hey!

Don't move! This is a stick up!

Gimme all your money.

Go check it out!

Don't move!

Just ask yourself: You wanna keep her waiting forever?

You go gallivanting all over the place. You think you're some kinda Casanova?

Let's be honest... here's a girl who'll give her life for you.

Why are you still showboating?! Acting cool?

That act's only got a few years left.

Then what should I do?

What should you do?! Go back! Love her!

When you love a woman when she loves you the most,

there's even more perks than confessing your love when she's already given up.

If there's perks involved, why wouldn't I do it?

Fatty Tin?!

- God...! Oh my god...! - God...! Oh my god...!

Quiet down! Still at it? Shut up!

Cho Cheuk-Kin?

Saw!

- Won't they hear the sawing? - That's what we want.

Saw already!

- Hey? Lure 'em in here. - Got it.

Kiddo, Kiddo?! They're sawin' the bars! It's a breakout! A breakout!

- Hey, plannin' an escape?!

Damn right! That alright with you?! Hmm?

Gimme the saw!

- Give it to you?! No chance! - Why you...

- Your turn. - Sure thing...!

Hey?! Quit sawin'!

- Gimme the saw! - I don't have it.

Gimme the saw now!

Hey, get in here and help!

Hey?! Let's go!

- Hand it over now! - I don't have it!

- Hand it over. - Nothin' to do with me!

- Take it out now! Hey! - Take it out now!

H-hey, c'mon now!

- Hey, hurry up and get us out! - Ching Fong-Tin?!

Hey, hey! Get a move on, will ya...?!

C'mon! C'mon...!

Hey, did you go special-needs on us...?! Huh...?!

- Get movin'! - C'mon, let's go!

- Quickly! - C'mon, let's go...

Speed it up!

Why did you...?

Because of you.

It's like a war out there. There's gotta be 100 bandits at least!

They've got the hotel guests hostage.

We gotta work together, put aside our differences to save Hon Sui Town.

- Y'all listen to my instructions. - Hey?!

Then who calls the shots in this town now?

Him...!

Right! You're the ticket, then!

You, take your men and rescue the hotel guests.

Y'all go with him.

While you, take them two and lure the bandits out.

And as for you, get outta here now. Run away as far as you can!

You can take it easy. I won't be arrestin' you just yet.

In the name of cooperation, I offer you my services.

C'mon.

Hey? What about us, then?

Take 'em with you and find a safe place to hole up.

Keep outta everyone's hair now, yeah?

What is that?

I was gonna use it to bring you down. So count your lucky stars. Get goin'!

Fine! We'll prove to them women aren't the weaker sex!

We are now so free...!

We are now so free...!

Freedom, freedom! We are now so free...!

Freedom! Freedom!

Why are y'all just standin' there? Go get 'em!

- Don't move! - Don't move!

- Come back here! - Don't move!

Get down!

Reload!

Shit! The barrel's overheated! Got any water?

Water?!

Sure do!

Hey, they're outta bullets!

- Get' em! - Get 'em...

Hey... Open fire, will ya?!

- Got any left in the tank?! - You think my kidneys are shot?!

Then let's hightail it outta here!

Wait for me!

Not so loud.

- Keep it down! - Untie 'em!

- Hey, get outta here! Move it! - Go! Go! Hey, get outta here!

C'mon! C'mon! Get goin'!

- Hey, hey... That-a-way! - That-a-way! C'mon!

That-a-way! Get out that-a-way!

Faster, faster, faster...!

We must retrieve the relic at once.

- Get 'em! - Right!

Help...!

He looks like he throws a mean punch.

We'll thrash 'im together!

- Whoa... He's strong! - Let's vamoose!

Man! What a beast!

I'll find someone else.

Watch where you wave those things!

Go to hell!

Have a bite!

Hand it over!

She's over here! Over here!

The Dragon that stops the wave!

Bastard...!

Seize 'em!

After 'em!

Help...!

Attack...!

Put some muscle into it!

Still tryin' to run? Run, then! Damn kids!

- Go? - Go!

- Squish ya! - Squish ya!

Squish ya! Squish ya! Squish ya! Squish ya...!

- Now what?! - Smash 'im outta here!

Squish ya! Squish ya! Squish ya!

I didn't raise you to be a thief! Murder and arson as well?!

Don't do it ever again!

Yes, OK, forget it!

I'm a friend.

Are you alright?!

You alright?

Yeah... of course!

Well, let's go.

- You can't take that map away. - What?

That map belongs to us Chinese.

What?

- That's why you can't take it with you! - What?

This map is the property of China.

It does not belong to you.

What are you women doing?!

Stop! Let go of me! What are you doing?!

Hand it over!

- You handing it over?! - Are you handing it over?!

You handing it over?!

You have the map already. Why are you still asking him?

If he doesn't give it to me, how am I different from the crooks?!

- You handing it over?! - Right! You handin' it over?!

Let's go!

What'd you want from him? He didn't give you anything.

Chin Shih-Huang's Terracotta Army Map. Please return it to the government.

Jackpot...!

Ching Fong-Tin?

I was here to arrest you.

But you've done such a great service, we'll call it even!

I'm off!

This town's lost a lot of folks.

- No worries, we can get right to work. - Sure can...!

Yeah, yeah! She's with you, these four are with me!

You're not invited...!

- Hey, then what about us?! - No way! No way!

Staring at the endless railroad, how could you not feel alone?

How many more turns before you step on windswept sands again?

Standing in silence, gazing at the disappearing train.

All that remains are the night, its people, and the sighs in your heart.

Perhaps you're escaping the growing burdens of yesterday.

Perhaps you're renewing your promise to him once more.

Weary and troubled, still gazing at the unknown void.

The road ahead twists and turns, but still your life is spent exploring it.

The long journey lingers, the mountains countless,

The winds rush, the railroad frozen.

My parting sorrows and memories add up to a thousand burdens.

How much more time must pass before I meet you again in the wind?

Holding hands, we speak our hearts, kiss dry your eyes full of stolen tears.

How many more stations must pass before you return once more?

If we're not meant to meet again, will our affection still burn on?

How many more stations must pass before I'm allowed to forget?

Who had once stopped in my embrace?

The long journey lingers, the mountains countless,

The winds rush, the railroad frozen.

My parting sorrows and memories add up to a thousand burdens.

How much more time must pass before I meet you again in the wind?

Holding hands, we speak our hearts, kiss dry your eyes full of stolen tears.

The long journey lingers, the mountains countless,

The winds rush, the railroad frozen.

My parting sorrows and memories add up to a thousand burdens.

How much more time must pass before I meet you again in the wind?

How many more trains must pass before my wait for you is over.

How many more turns before I stop thinking of you.

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