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Whoa, Wilbur! Here I go!
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I'm running pretty good now.I'm gonna jump.
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Oh, I got wings and I'm flying!
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TriStar Pictures,where anything can happen.
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Is your diaphragm in?
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Okay, now let me seeif I got this straight.
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Santa Claus is real,but ghosts aren't real.
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Cowboys are real,but witches aren't real.
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Dinosaurs aren't real,and monsters used to be real.
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Or was it the other way around?I gotta listen more.
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Because it's dark doesn't mean monstersare coming out. These are my toys.
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The same toys that...
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I don't remember it having batteries,but I'm sure that it's fine.
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I'm sure that there's a...Oh, oh.
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Oh, my God!
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Monsters!
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There's monsters in my room!
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Maybe I should getunder the covers now.
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- I have to get that.
- He'll stop.
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- No, he won't stop.
- All right.
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- Help! Monsters!
- I'll do it.
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No, don't read
your accounting magazines.
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- Why not?
- It gets you out of the mood.
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Monsters! Monsters!
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You behave.
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Okay, Mike, I'm coming.
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- Monsters!
- Monsters?
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There's no monsters.
See? Do you see any monsters?
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Well, yeah.
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It was Popeye.
Yeah, he was the one.
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I'll take that Gumby and I'll knock
him from here to kingdom come.
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I think my daddy likes these toysmore than I do.
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Who else? Pee-wee? No.
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I wonder if he'll dothe flying turd gag now.
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Watch out, Mikey, it's a flying turd!
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- Go to bed.
- You're crazy.
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- Good night, honey.
- Good night. I'll tuck myself in.
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- Is that good?
- Why did I call you in here?
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Oh, come on, Mollie!
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I told you not to read this.
Now get up. Get up, honey.
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- Oh, I can't.
- Why?
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I got him to go to sleep. We never
get to do it anymore. Please?
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Please get up, honey.
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- I'm sleeping.
- I know.
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You wouldn't have any fun doing it
while I'm sleeping.
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Well, it's never stopped us before.
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Hey, what's going on out there?Am I hearing things?
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Is somebody there?
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- I know where to go, stick with me.- Yeah, bright idea. Now we're lost.
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- Let's go where they're going.- I been there.
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Who is it? Who is it?What do you want? Go away!
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Tail, don't fail me now.
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- We're the guys. We're the winners.- I think I can.
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Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
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We're in. We're making it.We're doing it!
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Come on, let's go. Keep going.Keep moving, guys. Please.
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- I don't think I can.- As long as one of us do.
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Come on, buddy, help me out.
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Oh, no! It's the tadpole squad.
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You can't bully me.You can't get through this diaphragm!
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Guys, I found a way through!Over here by the rim.
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Come on, follow me!
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Yes!
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Hey, buster, how'd you get in here?This is my womb.
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- Get out of here!- Here we go.
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- You know why I'm here.- Stop that!
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- Give it up.- Stop doing that!
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Let me in, baby. Let me in.
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Come on, mama. Come on, hot mama.
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You're a hot mama!
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Hot mama!
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Yes! Yes!
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Well, here I am.All conceived and nowhere to go.
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You missed. Go wide!
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Look out! Missed him.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, babe.
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Hi, honey.
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- What'd you get for me?
- This isn't for you.
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This is for you. It is a...
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- Don't you think he's a little young?
- That hat's never gonna fit me.
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- You tell him.
- I'm not telling him about it.
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- You're the guy.
- Forget it.
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No. When we have a girl,
I will explain it to her.
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Oh, brother!
All right. Here goes.
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Mike, this is a potty, okay? When
you want to take a piss you do it...
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Don't say piss.
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When you want to take
a whiz, you do...
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See a man about a horse?
Drain the snake? What do I say?
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Pee pee.
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- Pee pee's a wimp word.
- No, pee pee is easy for him to say.
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When you want to take a pee pee,
you do it in here.
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And you do this.
You take it out, okay?
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- Oh, come on.
- What?
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Dad, who's kidding who?
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In the same token,
when you take a dump...
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Poo poo.
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This is a joke, right?
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I know it sounds disgusting,
but you gotta trust me on this, okay?
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You want me to take a dumpoutside my diaper?
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- He doesn't like it.
- He does too.
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- He doesn't like it.
- We just have to make it fun for him.
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Come along and be my potty boy
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Come along and be my potty boy
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Is this an appropriate subjectfor a musical?
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And you can potty tooYes, you
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My girl likes to potty all the time
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Potty all the time
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You got to fight for your right
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To potty
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You got to fight for your right
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To potty
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- He doesn't like it.
- He likes it.
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I don't care. I ain't poopingin that thing. I got my standards.
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- Your keys!
- Toss them.
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Yo, thanks, babe.
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- Do you believe?
- You were lucky with the keys.
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I was starting to think
I could really love Brad.
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Then I noticed this face he made.
Kind of like...
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If I said, "What do you want
to do?", there'd be this face.
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Or, "How'd you like that movie?"
It's just this face that says:
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"I don't know. What do you want?"
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Then I had this flash of having kids
and the kids making that face.
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And then I knew it was over.
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You are deranged.
You know that, don't you?
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You know what? If you want a boy,
you eat more sodium-rich food.
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- If you want a girl, eat more dairy.
- Really? Who says?
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- I read it.
- In the The National Enquirer?
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I think The Star.
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If you have a preference, act now.
Those sex organs are forming soon.
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Let's see, two arms, two legsand two mouths?
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D and what comes up? Dog.
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Yeah, yeah. I know all aboutcomputers. Scoot over, girls.
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I got a lot of work to do here.Let's see. I'll just try this one.
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And let's see.What do we get? A jar.
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Beautiful. I'm good at this.I ought to get a job here.
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- What are you girls up to?
- Nothing!
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What's going on in here?
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- I'm getting a funny feeling.
- So this is how grownups get so tall.
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We were just finishing up
the Margolis account here.
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The Margolis account, huh?
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You're gonna send Margolis
a spreadsheet with pictures?
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- Tickle, tickle, tickle.
- Something funny is going on here.
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What's that?
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What's up, my man?
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- It looks like a kid.
- It looks like a kid.
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I can see that! What is he
doing here? This is not a nursery!
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This is the first time I've done this.
It was an emergency.
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It was an emergency.
I see what you're up to.
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You have a son and you're pregnant,
so you get special consideration.
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No, I would never ask
for special consideration.
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Let me tell you something.
Accountancy is filled with hardship.
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It's sacrifice.
If you wanted something easy...
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...why didn't you become a dental
hygienist or a car rental person?
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When I had a bleeding ulcer
and I came out of the anaesthetic...
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Somebody's loud and opinionated.Boy!
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No. The first thing I said was:
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"Where's my adding machine? Where's
my calculator?" That's what I said!
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And let me tell you something else.
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Here, shoes, have a drink.
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You mess with my mother,you mess with me.
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So how did you arrive
at this figure for your tips?
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I guessed.
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You kept track for a period of time
and did a projected estimate.
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I made it up.
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You made it up?
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Now, as a flight instructor
you earned...
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...$9212?
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Really? Hey, that's pretty good.
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- You realize that that's only...
- 177.
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177 dollars a week.
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- It's not my main job.
- You spend most of your time doing it.
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He just said it's not his main job.Cut him some slack.
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Since I married, I haven't flown.
I'll never work for an airline.
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At this rate there are a lot
of things you won't be doing.
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Unlike your son, Stuart,
who's got a plethora of opportunities.
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What about Stuart? It's about you,
Mollie and your income tax.
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Every two weeks
he calls Mollie for money.
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Don't worry. He'll be all right
as soon as he settles down.
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He has a degree in accounting, which is
like money in the bank. Unlike you.
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What do you say we go out
and get some Carvel?
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I got the time if you got the diapers.
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Come on, Mike. Come on. Come on.
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- I can't believe you did that.
- What did I say?
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Ma, you are forever on his case.
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He's a slob, he's belligerent.
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He has the earning capacity
of an illiterate immigrant.
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But I won't say anything
if that's what you want.
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That's what I want.
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That's your baby sister, Julie,
in there. She's kicking.
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Now, wait a minute.My little sister is in my juice cup?
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You want to feel it? Here.
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- Give me your hand.
- Oh, in there.
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Don't you hate it when your headis caught in your placenta?
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I know. Let's play hera little song, Mom.
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This was always good for me.
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Oh, now I'll never getthat tune out of my head.
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When I have this new baby girl,
I'm gonna need your help, okay?
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- And you know why?
- Tell me.
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Because you're gonna
be Julie's big brother.
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All right! Lay one on me.
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- Night-night, honey.
- Night-night.
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Remember, you're gonna
be her big brother.
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I'm gonna be a big brother.
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I'm gonna be a big brother.
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Okay, that feels pretty good.
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Here we go. In the...
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Not in the nose!Okay, bottoms up.
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Do you believe what they're askingfor teddy bears? It's a crime.
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Well, I think we got everything.
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Teddy bear, teething rings,P.J. Sparkles.
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Yes, I'll kiss you.
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Here you go, Ace. Keep the change.
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All right, baby, here we go. Gumthis down. No, there's no salt on it.
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Hey, punk! Get your own toy.All right, that's it.
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I'll rip your lungs out! Give itto me! What are you smiling at?
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I guess you never messed withanybody's big brother before.
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Give it!
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There you go. Take that.
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Here you go, baby. Yeah, you canput it back in your mouth.
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I love you so much.I'll never let anybody hurt you.
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It looks like I gotmy work cut out for me.
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What did I tell you?
Look at this mess you got us into.
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I told you to take 48th.
You should have taken 48th!
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48th is just as bad.
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Take a quick left.
We'll shoot over to 46th.
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Poor Daddy, hanging outwith buttholes all day long.
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You didn't take the left!
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Want to think aboutgetting toys in here?
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I mean, it's lonely in the front seat.
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I'll just push this.That doesn't work.
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There we go. There's something.I think I broke it.
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There it goes, right back on.He didn't even see me.
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Pull over.
I can walk faster than this.
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All right, fine. Walk.
That's...
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Two dollars. Here you go.
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Wait. My kid must have
pushed the button!
238
00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:36,989
Too bad. Don't bring him to work.
239
00:16:37,198 --> 00:16:38,991
Oh, man!
240
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,202
Did you push the button?
241
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,247
Yeah. I think I did.
242
00:16:46,165 --> 00:16:50,419
Want some cookie?It's a little moist but take a bite.
243
00:16:52,171 --> 00:16:54,048
- Did you bring the shoebox?
- What shoebox?
244
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:56,592
- Stop fighting.
- Did you look in the closet?
245
00:16:56,842 --> 00:16:58,802
You know what I'm talking about.
246
00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:10,481
All right. Okay. All right.
Come on. All right, all right!
247
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:15,694
Now, let's discuss
this bad business loan.
248
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,240
Basically, their Uncle Ernie...
249
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:23,619
...convinced them that it'd be a great
idea to call their restaurant...
250
00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:24,870
...Eat Me Raw.
251
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:30,125
It was a great idea. It was gonna
have sushi, steak tartar...
252
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:32,002
...and raw vegetables.
253
00:17:32,211 --> 00:17:34,672
- Crudities.
- Exactly. You know.
254
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,382
It had a quixotic quality.
255
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:39,802
People thought
it was an X-rated movie house.
256
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:43,013
- But they still wanted to eat there.
- Everybody was offended.
257
00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:45,307
Yes, but they still
wanted to eat there.
258
00:17:45,516 --> 00:17:49,061
- Are you okay?
- I think I'm just going into labour.
259
00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:54,483
That's it. It's timeto blow this pop stand.
260
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:58,487
Jeez, I'm all cramped.And this thing!
261
00:17:58,696 --> 00:18:00,948
- Do you want us to reschedule?
- No, no.
262
00:18:01,156 --> 00:18:03,492
You know, these things take hours,
believe me.
263
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:07,913
All right, let's discuss
this $1200 loss.
264
00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:10,749
- I believe that was the salmon.
- Salmon?
265
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,252
The whole idea of sushi
is that it's fresh.
266
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:18,382
I ate at a five-star restaurant last
week. And they gave me frozen sushi.
267
00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,509
- I don't think so.
- I believe so. Cold.
268
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:24,305
You're so naive
when it comes to frozen sushi.
269
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,975
This'll teach me to accessorize.
270
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:31,854
Did Uncle Ernie have any experience
in the restaurant business?
271
00:18:32,855 --> 00:18:33,898
No.
272
00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:38,152
Ernie was more of an idea man.
273
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,779
That's giving him a lot of credit.
274
00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,239
Do you have the books?
275
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:44,909
- The books. Yeah, books.
- What do you mean?
276
00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:47,953
Papers with numbers on them!
Debits and credits!
277
00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:50,664
- We don't have any of that!
- Do not yell at him!
278
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:54,627
Ernie was an idiot! It was a stupid
idea and they lost their shirts!
279
00:18:54,877 --> 00:18:57,630
So just allow the fucking deduction!
280
00:19:01,926 --> 00:19:05,596
I heard life is short,but this is ridiculous.
281
00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:09,683
Don't be alarmed.
Now, your baby is in distress.
282
00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:13,604
- What?! What's wrong?
- We're going to do a cesarean.
283
00:19:13,812 --> 00:19:16,982
- Rona! Where is she?
- She's right through there.
284
00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:21,278
Hey, Mikey. You're gonna
be a big brother, doll!
285
00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:22,613
You know what, Rona?
286
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,324
I'm just the right kid for the job.
287
00:19:26,826 --> 00:19:30,412
- Did my husband get here yet?
- We called him. He's coming.
288
00:19:30,621 --> 00:19:31,664
Clamp.
289
00:19:32,748 --> 00:19:35,042
- Honey?
- James, the baby's in trouble.
290
00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:37,586
She's okay. She's coming right out.
291
00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:40,798
Well, at least I've achievedmost of my goals.
292
00:19:41,131 --> 00:19:42,466
Sponge. Get that.
293
00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:45,803
Honey, everything's good.
294
00:19:46,011 --> 00:19:46,846
Scissors.
295
00:19:47,763 --> 00:19:48,681
It's okay.
296
00:19:48,889 --> 00:19:50,933
Look at that. Interesting.
297
00:19:51,141 --> 00:19:52,935
Almost there. Just a bit longer.
298
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:54,854
- Bladder retractor.
- Educational.
299
00:19:55,104 --> 00:19:57,731
- Hold this bladder, please.
- It's kind of...
300
00:19:58,232 --> 00:19:59,358
Let's get this bladder.
301
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,153
I'm fine. It's...
302
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:08,993
I guess this is the end.
303
00:20:11,245 --> 00:20:12,746
Here she comes.
304
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:17,585
No! My neck! My neck!Hey, you with the scissors!
305
00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,670
Cut me some slack here!
306
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:20,921
There you go.
307
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,302
Jeez! For crying out loud!
308
00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:32,349
Is she really okay?
309
00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:33,726
She's fine.
310
00:20:38,647 --> 00:20:40,274
How about him?
311
00:20:40,691 --> 00:20:42,318
He'll be all right.
312
00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:43,819
There you go.
313
00:20:44,278 --> 00:20:47,573
Oh, my poor, sweet baby.
314
00:20:48,199 --> 00:20:51,744
I'm gonna take
extra special care of you.
315
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:55,289
Hey, you look a lot betterfrom the outside.
316
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:57,625
I'll take her now.
317
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,294
- Where am I going?
- Where're they taking her?
318
00:21:00,503 --> 00:21:02,087
In observation.
319
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:03,923
What happened to my quality time?
320
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:07,384
Bye, honey. Bye, honey.
321
00:21:08,928 --> 00:21:11,347
I don't want to go anyplace!
322
00:21:17,478 --> 00:21:19,939
Bye-bye, honey. Bye-bye.
323
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,987
First a lousy birth and now this.
324
00:21:27,196 --> 00:21:29,490
Jeez, life sucks!
325
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:35,746
- You're next.
- Oh, I hope so.
326
00:21:37,706 --> 00:21:39,500
- Bye, doll.
- Bye, Daddy.
327
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,044
- Congratulations!
- Thanks.
328
00:21:42,294 --> 00:21:43,462
Hey, Pop!
329
00:21:43,712 --> 00:21:45,756
Hi, honey. How's your head?
330
00:21:47,049 --> 00:21:49,260
Mikey, this is your sister, Julie.
331
00:21:49,468 --> 00:21:52,888
Hi, Julie. Welcome to the outside.I'm your big brother, Mikey.
332
00:21:53,138 --> 00:21:55,683
I'll be in charge of youfor the next few years.
333
00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:58,894
Smacking you around, getting youin shape, teaching you things.
334
00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:00,688
Anything you need, ask.
335
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,773
Who's this asshole?
336
00:22:02,982 --> 00:22:06,193
Say no more.You're tired after all that travelling.
337
00:22:06,402 --> 00:22:08,320
That long trip down the birth canal.
338
00:22:08,696 --> 00:22:10,406
Stop. You're killing me.
339
00:22:10,614 --> 00:22:12,950
I got you somethingfor coming into the world.
340
00:22:13,159 --> 00:22:14,493
Here. Have a cow, honey.
341
00:22:15,995 --> 00:22:17,037
Get away!
342
00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:18,914
Fine. Don't have a cow.
343
00:22:36,098 --> 00:22:40,060
- Eddie, let's get a apple juice.- No, I'm into my training thing.
344
00:22:40,477 --> 00:22:41,770
What training thing?
345
00:22:42,104 --> 00:22:44,023
I'm wearing the training pants, man.
346
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,484
Don't tell me you're going alongwith this potty business.
347
00:22:47,693 --> 00:22:50,029
We have to,because the Toilet Man says so.
348
00:22:50,487 --> 00:22:51,530
Who?
349
00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:54,617
Mr. Toilet Man eatsyour doo doo and your pee pee.
350
00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:56,494
So I say, give it to him.
351
00:22:56,744 --> 00:22:59,079
Eat your doo doo and pee pee?Who said that?!
352
00:22:59,288 --> 00:23:01,665
- My mother. You calling her a liar?- No.
353
00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:05,628
She told me thatdiapers are for babies.
354
00:23:05,836 --> 00:23:10,966
But eat your doo doo and your pee pee?The thought is too hideous!
355
00:23:11,342 --> 00:23:12,718
- Oh, yeah?- Tell you what.
356
00:23:13,135 --> 00:23:15,012
Let's take my sister for a walk.
357
00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:16,305
All right.
358
00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:18,682
Quick, while the moms aren't looking.
359
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:22,019
Let's take her to the zooand leave her there.
360
00:23:22,228 --> 00:23:23,771
He would have a friend.
361
00:23:24,146 --> 00:23:25,689
She won't like the lions.
362
00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:28,567
And they're both schmucks.
363
00:23:29,193 --> 00:23:31,529
- Mommy! Mommy!
- Wait, wait.
364
00:23:31,779 --> 00:23:33,405
Uh-oh. Busted.
365
00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:36,742
- Oh, honey, you okay?
- Yeah, she's fine.
366
00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:40,913
Don't take your sister away.
Mommy's heart jumped into her throat.
367
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,582
Do you have to be so graphic?
368
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:47,044
I was taking her for a walk.I thought she'd have a good time.
369
00:23:47,253 --> 00:23:48,295
I'm sorry.
370
00:23:49,088 --> 00:23:51,131
Are you okay, sweetheart?
371
00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:55,886
Here, let me give you a present.Here. What's this?
372
00:23:57,429 --> 00:23:59,390
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?
373
00:23:59,598 --> 00:24:04,436
Well, it's hospital garbage.
They make crack pipes out of these.
374
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:08,440
- Let me see your hands.
- My hands are okay, Ma.
375
00:24:08,691 --> 00:24:10,526
- Don't.
- Give Mommy your hands.
376
00:24:10,734 --> 00:24:12,987
No, please. They're okay.They're clean.
377
00:24:13,696 --> 00:24:15,739
That is it.
I have had it with this park!
378
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:18,033
Sorry. She didn't meanto throw that on you.
379
00:24:23,706 --> 00:24:25,541
Mikey, time to go to bed.
380
00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:27,751
I told him he could watch a video.
381
00:24:28,002 --> 00:24:29,420
He needs to go to bed.
382
00:24:29,628 --> 00:24:32,715
But I promised
he could finish watching the video.
383
00:24:32,965 --> 00:24:34,758
He can finish it tomorrow.
He's tired.
384
00:24:35,009 --> 00:24:37,636
- Don't undermine me.
- You don't undermine me!
385
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:40,514
- Let's take it outside.
- Okay.
386
00:24:52,651 --> 00:24:55,112
Because she's a babyI have to go to bed early.
387
00:24:55,821 --> 00:24:57,198
What're you looking at?
388
00:24:57,656 --> 00:25:00,743
If I say Mikey can do something
and you say he can't...
389
00:25:00,993 --> 00:25:03,913
...then you cut my nuts off.
How can I be a good dad?
390
00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:06,373
You're the man
so you make the decisions?
391
00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:10,544
I don't get to make all the decisions
because I'm the man!
392
00:25:11,253 --> 00:25:15,591
Look, if I promise him something,
don't make me look like an asshole.
393
00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:19,512
- You're doing a good job yourself!
- Keep it down out there, please?
394
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,013
I am his mother.
395
00:25:21,263 --> 00:25:25,309
I see my tired baby sitting there,
and I know he's got to get up early.
396
00:25:25,851 --> 00:25:28,521
- For what?
- Because I'm taking him to baby gym.
397
00:25:28,771 --> 00:25:30,523
Oh, no. Not baby gym.
398
00:25:30,731 --> 00:25:33,526
- He needs to socialize with kids.
- Go to the park.
399
00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:35,986
I'm not taking him
to the park anymore!
400
00:25:36,237 --> 00:25:38,656
You know what he did?
He picked up a crack pipe.
401
00:25:38,906 --> 00:25:41,450
- Throw it out.
- He could get diseases from that!
402
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:45,788
You're so scared! You're gonna
bring him up to be a real crybaby.
403
00:25:46,038 --> 00:25:49,124
I am going to baby gym.
I don't see why you care anyway.
404
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,419
- What's that mean?
- What do you mean, what's it mean?
405
00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:56,131
It means that it's your money
so I'm not supposed to care.
406
00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:58,092
- I didn't say that.
- It's what you think.
407
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,053
You earn more money
so you can make the decisions...
408
00:26:01,303 --> 00:26:03,180
...and I'm out of here.
- I do not!
409
00:26:03,389 --> 00:26:05,724
I have never, ever
brought up money before!
410
00:26:05,975 --> 00:26:07,935
Why does everything
have to be your way?
411
00:26:08,143 --> 00:26:09,186
It doesn't!
412
00:26:10,229 --> 00:26:11,772
- Shut up!
- Shut up, you!
413
00:26:12,356 --> 00:26:14,567
Let's take stock here.
414
00:26:15,401 --> 00:26:18,112
My brother is 27 pounds of stupid.
415
00:26:19,238 --> 00:26:22,283
My parents are okay separatelybut as a couple, they stink.
416
00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:25,619
Why don't you just put me
in a fucking dress, okay?
417
00:26:26,495 --> 00:26:29,707
I guess you're my only friend, Herbie.
418
00:26:29,915 --> 00:26:33,544
Intellectually it takes at least
three dates to know somebody.
419
00:26:33,752 --> 00:26:37,548
But emotionally, I'll just look at the
way he'll eat something disgusting.
420
00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:39,008
Like chili dogs.
421
00:26:39,258 --> 00:26:43,179
This voice inside me says you can't
spend the next 60 years with him.
422
00:26:43,387 --> 00:26:46,307
- You're planning on living a long time.
- You know what I mean.
423
00:26:46,557 --> 00:26:48,559
You and James have been
together forever.
424
00:26:48,767 --> 00:26:50,352
Yeah, a year and a half.
425
00:26:50,603 --> 00:26:52,938
For a non-obsessive relationship,
that's pretty good.
426
00:26:53,189 --> 00:26:55,065
- You know what I hate?
- What?
427
00:26:55,316 --> 00:26:59,737
I hate the way James is always
telling me how to take care of Mikey.
428
00:26:59,987 --> 00:27:02,656
I carried the kid for nine months.
429
00:27:02,907 --> 00:27:05,034
I went through labour and the pain.
430
00:27:05,242 --> 00:27:08,996
I know what I'm doing. I should
be lord and emperor of that child.
431
00:27:09,246 --> 00:27:12,374
I think maybe he just
gets frustrated, you know?
432
00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:15,461
Because he doesn't have a job
that he loves. Like we do.
433
00:27:15,711 --> 00:27:17,546
We're really lucky.
434
00:27:18,047 --> 00:27:20,883
- I don't know what to do.
- I don't know what to say.
435
00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:25,513
You know what you have to do? You
have to take control of the situation.
436
00:27:25,763 --> 00:27:29,683
You can't wait for this schmendrick
to get his act together.
437
00:27:29,934 --> 00:27:32,353
He is not a schmendrick.
He is a good father.
438
00:27:32,561 --> 00:27:34,647
For your information,
he works real hard.
439
00:27:34,897 --> 00:27:37,983
That's the trouble.
He works his ass off for nothing.
440
00:27:38,234 --> 00:27:40,945
Now Daddy has an account
with Corporate Pilots.
441
00:27:41,195 --> 00:27:44,782
They earn between 30
and 50,000 dollars a year.
442
00:27:45,032 --> 00:27:47,201
I wish James could get
a job like that.
443
00:27:47,451 --> 00:27:49,745
I'm way ahead of you.
We already asked.
444
00:27:49,995 --> 00:27:53,833
James has to call Freddie.
Tell him how many hours, what planes.
445
00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:57,795
No. Ma, you know, if James
had a job that he really loved...
446
00:27:58,003 --> 00:28:00,297
...and he could make money,
that would be great for us.
447
00:28:00,506 --> 00:28:03,801
And you have Daddy to thank.
448
00:28:04,343 --> 00:28:06,136
- Six. Six.
- A dollar.
449
00:28:06,387 --> 00:28:08,597
Six dollar. Yeah. Seven?
450
00:28:08,806 --> 00:28:11,392
A card's a card.Why do you have to name them all?
451
00:28:14,061 --> 00:28:15,938
What kind of equipment do they fly?
452
00:28:16,188 --> 00:28:18,274
I don't know. You'll find out.
453
00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:22,111
At least with my job I can fly
different types of aeroplanes.
454
00:28:22,361 --> 00:28:24,697
Jimmy, what does it matter?
A jet's a jet.
455
00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:28,450
Well, you don't love flying,
so it wouldn't matter to you.
456
00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:33,038
This isn't about what aeroplanes
they have to fly. What is it?
457
00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:36,250
You want to know what it is?
It's your mother, okay?
458
00:28:37,168 --> 00:28:40,546
- They're controlling your life.
- They do not control my life.
459
00:28:40,796 --> 00:28:42,548
Why are you and your brother
accountants?
460
00:28:42,923 --> 00:28:45,134
Because we dearly love it.
461
00:28:45,384 --> 00:28:47,011
Oh, come on!
462
00:28:48,137 --> 00:28:50,806
You dearly love being accountants?
463
00:28:51,056 --> 00:28:54,018
I do. It deals with my favourite
things, numbers and people.
464
00:28:54,393 --> 00:28:58,439
And they check our tax return every
year just to make me look stupid.
465
00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:01,025
That isn't true!
You said it was okay.
466
00:29:01,233 --> 00:29:02,610
Maybe it's not.
467
00:29:02,818 --> 00:29:05,905
Look, don't take the job.
I don't care.
468
00:29:06,155 --> 00:29:07,448
Fine. I won't.
469
00:29:30,387 --> 00:29:33,933
Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
470
00:29:34,558 --> 00:29:36,060
Oh, sweetheart.
471
00:29:37,937 --> 00:29:42,274
- I was just trying to help.
- I know you were helping me.
472
00:29:43,108 --> 00:29:46,695
I thought that if you did something
you loved, you'd be happier.
473
00:29:46,946 --> 00:29:48,572
I shouldn't have said anything.
474
00:29:48,823 --> 00:29:53,118
My mom and dad were trying to help
so they talked to their friends.
475
00:29:53,369 --> 00:29:55,246
- Now you hate them.
- I don't hate them.
476
00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:58,165
I have always been really
nice to your mother.
477
00:29:58,415 --> 00:30:02,002
Honey, look, I'll call Freddie
tomorrow, okay?
478
00:30:02,253 --> 00:30:04,588
Don't call him just
because I'm bawling.
479
00:30:04,797 --> 00:30:09,343
I'll find out what it's all about,
and I won't promise you anything.
480
00:30:09,552 --> 00:30:11,303
It won't be because you're crying.
481
00:30:11,554 --> 00:30:14,390
Okay. All right, give me a kiss.
482
00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:22,523
Who the hell is that?
483
00:30:23,858 --> 00:30:27,736
Who is it? Damn it.
It must be some kind of nut!
484
00:30:27,945 --> 00:30:29,905
Here, let me open it. What?
485
00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:34,952
- Do you know who I hate?
- Stuart!
486
00:30:35,161 --> 00:30:38,205
How you doing? You're back!
This is my brother. This is James.
487
00:30:38,455 --> 00:30:42,960
I hate these Orientals! They're
buying up this country. You know why?
488
00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:45,713
- He's the accountant for Mitsubishi.
- Not anymore.
489
00:30:45,921 --> 00:30:49,216
Americans have turned themselves
into fat-assed lazy slobs...
490
00:30:49,425 --> 00:30:52,553
...who'd rather sell their toes
than get up and walk a block.
491
00:30:52,761 --> 00:30:57,349
- Could I stay here for a while?
- As long as you want.
492
00:30:59,435 --> 00:31:02,146
I'll make up the couch! Yes!
493
00:31:07,318 --> 00:31:11,322
Oh, what a dilemma.Do I stay or do I pee?
494
00:31:12,323 --> 00:31:14,492
What if Eddie said was true?
495
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:17,786
Mr. Toilet Man eating your pee pee?
496
00:31:18,162 --> 00:31:22,374
Oh, well, I guessI really don't believe that.
497
00:31:22,791 --> 00:31:26,754
But then, on the other hand,what if there is a Mr. Toilet Man?
498
00:31:27,338 --> 00:31:31,133
Well, I think I better just turnthe light on just to make sure.
499
00:31:32,676 --> 00:31:34,345
Just as I thought.
500
00:31:34,553 --> 00:31:36,764
Just a regular old toilet, huh?
501
00:31:37,014 --> 00:31:39,266
Wait till I tell Eddie about this.
502
00:31:39,475 --> 00:31:41,560
Eddie and his bonehead ideas.
503
00:31:41,977 --> 00:31:44,939
Hey, you! You little pisser!
I'm talking to you!
504
00:31:45,147 --> 00:31:46,774
You're supposed to give me pee pee!
505
00:31:47,024 --> 00:31:49,568
Where's that pee pee?
We're talking about pee pee!
506
00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:52,404
- I need that pee pee!
- Oh, no! Mr. Toilet Man!
507
00:31:52,613 --> 00:31:55,950
Listen, I've had it with you!
You'd better give me that pee pee.
508
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,704
Give it to me or the next time you
sit on me, I'll bite off your tushy!
509
00:32:06,252 --> 00:32:09,713
It's okay, honey. Mommy's here.
510
00:32:09,922 --> 00:32:12,758
- Mommy's here. Oh, sweetheart.
- Mommy. Daddy. Potty.
511
00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:15,386
- It's just a dream.
- The Toilet Man.
512
00:32:15,636 --> 00:32:17,930
It was scary.
513
00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:20,558
- You know what it is?
- Get a load of those eyebrows.
514
00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:24,436
- It's a country of showoffs.
- What's the deal with eyebrows?
515
00:32:25,354 --> 00:32:26,772
Eyes I understand.
516
00:32:27,064 --> 00:32:30,568
Mouths I understand. But eyebrows?
517
00:32:31,277 --> 00:32:33,737
I wonder if I'll have a set like his.
518
00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:37,241
Daddy doesn't have a set like his.
519
00:32:37,491 --> 00:32:40,327
- Good luck with your job interview.
- It's confusing.
520
00:32:40,578 --> 00:32:42,246
I guess I'll learn some day.
521
00:32:42,955 --> 00:32:45,833
- I want him out of the house.
- We're going out!
522
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,670
We're getting ready to go out!I'm so ex cited!
523
00:32:50,462 --> 00:32:53,132
- Daddy, don't take my nose!
- I got your nose.
524
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,634
- Goodbye, Mommy's honey bunny.
- Hi, Mommy.
525
00:32:55,885 --> 00:32:57,469
Let's take the Play-Doh.
526
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:02,057
There's something I saw earlierthat I'd like to build and if you...
527
00:33:02,266 --> 00:33:03,517
Mom?
528
00:33:06,729 --> 00:33:08,105
Daddy.
529
00:33:09,023 --> 00:33:11,233
Where'd everybody go?
530
00:33:12,776 --> 00:33:15,529
What have I done to deserve this?
531
00:33:16,197 --> 00:33:18,991
Julie, don't worry.I'll take care of you.
532
00:33:19,241 --> 00:33:21,243
You're too little!
533
00:33:21,535 --> 00:33:25,789
You should have seen my brotheras a kid. He was so cute and sweet!
534
00:33:25,998 --> 00:33:28,709
But no matter what he did,he'd get in trouble.
535
00:33:28,918 --> 00:33:31,629
Everyone was always screaming at him.
536
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,255
Daddy was screaming.
537
00:33:33,506 --> 00:33:35,549
He looks just like Leon!
538
00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:38,302
- Everybody looks like Leon.
- You think so?
539
00:33:38,552 --> 00:33:41,639
I think if he was in a lovingenvironment, like my house...
540
00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:44,225
... that he would reallystraighten out.
541
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,318
Yeah, right and shutting down.
542
00:33:55,444 --> 00:33:56,487
Thanks, Bill.
543
00:33:58,239 --> 00:33:59,949
Okay, here we are.
544
00:34:05,162 --> 00:34:08,415
- Excuse me. Here we go.
- Where's the briefcase?
545
00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:10,626
- Did you leave it on the plane?
- No.
546
00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:12,086
One minute.
547
00:34:12,837 --> 00:34:14,588
- I'll lock up.
- You bet.
548
00:34:14,797 --> 00:34:17,675
All right, here we are. Thank you.
549
00:34:17,883 --> 00:34:19,134
Good night.
550
00:34:20,469 --> 00:34:21,887
Dickface.
551
00:34:22,096 --> 00:34:23,514
Jeez.
552
00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:26,267
- Hi, Elvis.
- Hey, Priscilla.
553
00:34:26,475 --> 00:34:27,726
How'd it go?
554
00:34:27,935 --> 00:34:31,438
Which part? Blaming me for
turbulence spilling wine on them...
555
00:34:31,647 --> 00:34:33,566
...or bawling me out for weak coffee?
556
00:34:33,774 --> 00:34:36,068
You just got a couple of creeps.
557
00:34:36,318 --> 00:34:39,613
Didn't it feel great not worrying
about driving the cab?
558
00:34:39,822 --> 00:34:41,699
Didn't that make it worthwhile?
559
00:34:41,907 --> 00:34:45,828
I love flying a Lear jet.
It's just this beeper lifestyle.
560
00:34:46,078 --> 00:34:47,955
You're on call anytime.
561
00:34:48,205 --> 00:34:51,500
That means we can't plan vacations.
What about the kids?
562
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,752
Am I a waiter or a pilot?
563
00:34:54,003 --> 00:34:56,672
Other than that, how did you like it?
564
00:34:59,008 --> 00:35:00,259
- Did you like it?
- Yeah.
565
00:35:00,509 --> 00:35:02,553
You liked it! I knew you would.
566
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:06,974
All right, I think I'm gonna try it.Yeah, yeah, it's solid.
567
00:35:07,224 --> 00:35:09,393
I gotta be honest with myself here.
568
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:12,688
I'm a failure as a big brother.Look at her.
569
00:35:12,897 --> 00:35:14,815
And I'm going, I'm going, I'm...
570
00:35:15,024 --> 00:35:16,275
... kidding myself.
571
00:35:16,525 --> 00:35:19,778
I try and teach her to crawl,she's bouncing like a spaniel.
572
00:35:20,863 --> 00:35:22,323
Here I go.
573
00:35:23,824 --> 00:35:27,536
- Yeah, I'm going.- Wait a minute. She's up.
574
00:35:28,037 --> 00:35:30,372
She's mobile. She's moving.
575
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,167
She's heading right for my toys.
576
00:35:34,168 --> 00:35:36,962
Maybe I better show herabout toys right away...
577
00:35:37,213 --> 00:35:40,591
... before she does something drasticto one of my toys.
578
00:35:40,841 --> 00:35:42,384
Let me show you something.
579
00:35:42,843 --> 00:35:46,555
These are all toys, right?Some are mine, some are yours.
580
00:35:46,805 --> 00:35:49,892
- The difference is I have great toys.- Let me see.
581
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:54,772
- You have all these stupid, baby toys.- Can I see that? I like it.
582
00:35:55,105 --> 00:35:57,191
Of course you do.It's a big-boy toy.
583
00:35:57,441 --> 00:35:59,151
Can't I see it for a little?
584
00:35:59,401 --> 00:36:02,822
You can't have it. You thinkyou can jump into a toy like this?
585
00:36:03,072 --> 00:36:06,617
- Grow up, kid.- Jeez, he's always so mean to me.
586
00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:10,913
- Here's a toy you can play with.- I don't like balls!
587
00:36:11,121 --> 00:36:13,290
Don't cry again.
588
00:36:19,088 --> 00:36:20,714
Freeze!
589
00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,052
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
590
00:36:25,302 --> 00:36:28,264
Why do you have a gun in my house?
There are kids here!
591
00:36:28,472 --> 00:36:29,557
It's not loaded.
592
00:36:29,807 --> 00:36:32,852
People say that when
they accidentally kill someone.
593
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,728
"I didn't think it was loaded."
594
00:36:34,979 --> 00:36:38,023
You guys make me laugh.
You're really funny.
595
00:36:39,108 --> 00:36:43,154
You stock up your cabinets
with bottled water and flashlights.
596
00:36:43,404 --> 00:36:46,782
But what do you think'll happen
when the shit hits the fan?
597
00:36:47,032 --> 00:36:50,536
Like earthquakes or flash floods
or mud slides.
598
00:36:50,744 --> 00:36:54,123
Or just chaos and horror,
people dying in the streets.
599
00:36:54,373 --> 00:36:56,876
And you're sitting pretty
with your bottled water.
600
00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:59,962
Now the guy next door,
he's got one of these.
601
00:37:00,212 --> 00:37:01,839
Who's gonna go thirsty?
602
00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:04,300
Him or you?
603
00:37:05,718 --> 00:37:06,969
I mean...
604
00:37:07,428 --> 00:37:08,721
...think about it.
605
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,390
You're nuts.
606
00:37:15,644 --> 00:37:18,731
Mollie, I don't want that maniac
around the kids.
607
00:37:18,981 --> 00:37:21,609
- He's their uncle.
- He sleeps with a gun.
608
00:37:21,859 --> 00:37:24,862
- He does not.
- He tried to shoot me when I came in.
609
00:37:25,446 --> 00:37:27,072
Stewball?
610
00:37:27,531 --> 00:37:30,618
- Do you have a gun in there?
- It's not loaded.
611
00:37:30,868 --> 00:37:32,453
It's not loaded.
612
00:37:33,537 --> 00:37:34,580
I need some cover.
613
00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:38,834
If I drink out of a Styrofoam cup,
you give me a two-hour lecture.
614
00:37:39,084 --> 00:37:43,297
But Travis Bickle moves in with a
semiautomatic weapon and it's okay?
615
00:37:43,506 --> 00:37:46,800
This is New York.
Women carry guns in their purses.
616
00:37:47,009 --> 00:37:49,345
Most people have them
in their nightstands.
617
00:37:49,595 --> 00:37:53,098
Jimmy, if a little unloaded gun
makes him feel better...
618
00:37:53,307 --> 00:37:54,642
Makes him feel better?
619
00:37:54,892 --> 00:37:59,355
Maybe climbing a tower and shooting
students would make him feel better.
620
00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:01,023
Jeez.
621
00:38:32,137 --> 00:38:35,307
Okay now, this might soundlike a stupid question...
622
00:38:35,516 --> 00:38:37,351
... but where is Julie's penis?
623
00:38:37,601 --> 00:38:40,396
Is it in the tub, maybe?Did she break it off?
624
00:38:40,604 --> 00:38:43,816
- No penis.
- Oh, it's okay.
625
00:38:44,024 --> 00:38:46,902
He wants to know why
Julie doesn't have a penis.
626
00:38:47,403 --> 00:38:50,406
- What?
- Tell him about boys and girls.
627
00:38:50,614 --> 00:38:54,410
- Not at this age, honey.
- Just tell him why we're different.
628
00:38:54,618 --> 00:38:57,413
You do it. I told him
about the potty bit.
629
00:38:57,621 --> 00:39:01,959
All right, take Julie.
Go see Daddy. Go see Daddy.
630
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,377
Mikey...
631
00:39:03,752 --> 00:39:06,714
...Julie is a girl
and you are a boy, okay?
632
00:39:06,922 --> 00:39:11,760
Little boys have penises, but girls
don't because they don't need them.
633
00:39:12,011 --> 00:39:15,764
It's like Mommy. Mommy is a girl,
so I don't have a penis.
634
00:39:16,015 --> 00:39:18,392
But she's got some set of balls.
635
00:39:19,810 --> 00:39:22,938
- But Daddy is a big?
- Penis.
636
00:39:23,606 --> 00:39:25,649
That's right.
637
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,818
Here we go. What's that?
638
00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:32,990
A penis.
639
00:39:35,284 --> 00:39:37,661
- This one?
- No penis.
640
00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:40,915
That's good! He understands.
What's this?
641
00:39:44,835 --> 00:39:46,212
Tough call.
642
00:39:47,046 --> 00:39:50,716
Oh, boy, was that stupid or what?
It was very stupid.
643
00:39:50,925 --> 00:39:53,052
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.
644
00:39:53,302 --> 00:39:57,306
You see, at this age people have
the tendency to have a heart attack.
645
00:39:57,556 --> 00:39:59,725
You can do that.
You just go up and down.
646
00:39:59,975 --> 00:40:04,271
But eventually you have a heart attack.
Jump up and down like that.
647
00:40:04,522 --> 00:40:06,357
And don't forget to breathe!
648
00:40:06,565 --> 00:40:09,527
A lot of times people just
drop dead here, and you say:
649
00:40:09,777 --> 00:40:12,446
"Ed, what happened?"
"I forgot to breathe."
650
00:40:12,696 --> 00:40:14,615
Just jump. Jump up and down.
651
00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:17,451
Yes, like that. Fine.
652
00:40:17,701 --> 00:40:20,120
You like this house?
It's a very good house.
653
00:40:20,329 --> 00:40:22,206
Is it me or is this guy weird?
654
00:40:22,414 --> 00:40:24,291
Just rip my whole face off.
655
00:40:24,542 --> 00:40:27,127
She rips my face off and you punch me.
656
00:40:27,378 --> 00:40:29,713
I've never had so much fun
in my life!
657
00:40:29,922 --> 00:40:34,343
Check out the blond on the monkeybars. You can see up her dress!
658
00:40:34,552 --> 00:40:36,428
That's Sheila. We played doctor.
659
00:40:36,762 --> 00:40:38,180
Played... Where?
660
00:40:38,430 --> 00:40:40,599
Over there,behind that bean bag thing.
661
00:40:40,891 --> 00:40:42,142
You dog!
662
00:40:42,518 --> 00:40:43,978
Got another house call.
663
00:40:46,063 --> 00:40:47,982
Eddie gets all the girls.
664
00:40:48,232 --> 00:40:50,359
He's not wearing a diaper.
665
00:40:50,609 --> 00:40:52,820
Maybe I ought to trythis potty thing.
666
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:55,406
When you have to pee,you jump up and down.
667
00:40:55,656 --> 00:40:58,868
But sometimes nothing has to come out.
668
00:40:59,076 --> 00:41:02,997
So you try to jump up and downa little more.
669
00:41:04,498 --> 00:41:07,376
And I don't have to pee.
670
00:41:07,626 --> 00:41:10,212
I don't have to pee.
671
00:41:10,838 --> 00:41:14,383
I do have to pee,and I better go somewhere.
672
00:41:14,633 --> 00:41:17,887
Here I go. Okay.Now's the time. I just...
673
00:41:21,390 --> 00:41:23,726
That stuff really sneaks up on you.
674
00:41:30,566 --> 00:41:33,319
I want a bowl of Kraft caramel pieces.
675
00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:38,157
WWF Wrestling Buddies, therough-and-ready wrestlers from Tonka!
676
00:41:38,532 --> 00:41:41,702
Wrestling Buddies by Tonka?I want one of those!
677
00:41:41,952 --> 00:41:43,954
Here comes the new Cobra Hammerhead.
678
00:41:44,163 --> 00:41:46,290
The Cobra Hammerhead'llsink those Joes!
679
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:48,959
I need a Cobra Hammerhead!
680
00:41:49,168 --> 00:41:51,086
Hey, I want a Cobra Camerahead.
681
00:41:51,337 --> 00:41:53,714
It's for boys. Jeez.
682
00:41:54,215 --> 00:41:56,675
- Hey, Priscilla.
- Hi, Elvis.
683
00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:03,390
- Mikey, guess what I got you?
- A Cobra Hammerhead?
684
00:42:03,641 --> 00:42:05,643
- An aeroplane!
- Oh, man.
685
00:42:05,851 --> 00:42:08,145
It's a Lear 24,
just like your dad flies.
686
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:11,524
One day I'll take you to the airport.
You can sit with me.
687
00:42:11,732 --> 00:42:14,109
- Want to do that?
- No.
688
00:42:14,443 --> 00:42:17,947
Man, I have never been more insulted.
689
00:42:19,448 --> 00:42:22,785
I get up for this job interview
today. Everything's great.
690
00:42:23,035 --> 00:42:25,037
It's for this liberal organization.
691
00:42:25,287 --> 00:42:26,413
Which one?
692
00:42:27,164 --> 00:42:31,210
I don't know. The American Foundation
of Crybabies or some shit.
693
00:42:31,585 --> 00:42:34,630
He tells me the salary,
and I wanted to kick his ass.
694
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,758
- Who does he think he's talking to?
- Are you hungry?
695
00:42:38,175 --> 00:42:40,386
I'm checking out
the Faster Pussycats.
696
00:42:40,636 --> 00:42:42,179
That'll be fun for you.
697
00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:45,057
- You think I could borrow $20?
- Sure.
698
00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:47,685
Hey, Stuart? Nice jacket.
699
00:42:47,935 --> 00:42:50,354
Do you mind? I got a date.
700
00:42:50,563 --> 00:42:51,647
I guess not.
701
00:42:51,897 --> 00:42:55,317
Here. And I want you to take this.
This is mad money.
702
00:42:55,568 --> 00:43:00,698
And don't take the subway.
There's a lot of weirdos. Take a cab.
703
00:43:00,906 --> 00:43:04,243
- There's a lot of weirdos there?
- Yeah. You take a cab. Bye.
704
00:43:05,786 --> 00:43:10,082
I don't mind that every job interview
he goes up on, he gets upset.
705
00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:13,335
It doesn't really bother me
that he takes my clothes.
706
00:43:13,586 --> 00:43:16,172
I can even put up with
his Fascist views.
707
00:43:16,422 --> 00:43:19,675
But you know what bothers me?
What really ticks me off?
708
00:43:19,884 --> 00:43:21,886
Is this and this!
709
00:43:22,136 --> 00:43:24,680
He drinks everything but a drop,
then puts it back.
710
00:43:24,889 --> 00:43:27,433
He takes bites of everything,
then puts it back.
711
00:43:27,683 --> 00:43:31,145
He reads our magazines, hides them
before we get to read them!
712
00:43:31,353 --> 00:43:34,190
- I'll have a talk with him.
- No, I want him out.
713
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,567
- He doesn't have a place.
- Your mother's.
714
00:43:36,775 --> 00:43:38,152
They'd kill each other.
715
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,362
Why do you put him ahead of me?
716
00:43:40,613 --> 00:43:42,072
- I don't.
- You do.
717
00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:43,657
Decide, him or me.
718
00:43:44,533 --> 00:43:48,245
You can't ask me to choose
between you and my family!
719
00:43:48,454 --> 00:43:50,539
He's still family at your mother's.
720
00:43:50,748 --> 00:43:54,418
I won't kick him out. And I hate you
for asking me to do this.
721
00:43:54,668 --> 00:43:57,671
- You hate me?
- You're being mean and selfish.
722
00:43:57,922 --> 00:44:00,508
- You're inconsiderate and stubborn.
- Oh, yeah?
723
00:44:00,716 --> 00:44:02,843
I think you are a big, stupid slob!
724
00:44:03,093 --> 00:44:04,762
I think you're big and stupid!
725
00:44:05,012 --> 00:44:08,474
I may be big, but I am not stupid!
So you just get out of here!
726
00:44:08,724 --> 00:44:11,852
- I pay half the rent!
- I pay all the utilities!
727
00:44:12,269 --> 00:44:13,687
Fine!
728
00:44:13,896 --> 00:44:16,899
Elvis is leaving the building!
729
00:44:19,693 --> 00:44:23,072
Hey, I don't want him to go.
730
00:44:23,489 --> 00:44:24,615
What happened?
731
00:44:24,865 --> 00:44:27,368
Oh, yeah? Chase my daddy away,I'll show you.
732
00:44:27,952 --> 00:44:29,537
Here, here. Go ahead.
733
00:44:30,037 --> 00:44:32,456
Hey, that's mine!
734
00:44:32,665 --> 00:44:36,043
All the yelling. Here's whatI think of your little friend!
735
00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:38,921
Oh, no!
736
00:44:40,881 --> 00:44:43,175
Bye-bye, birdie!Think you're a bird?
737
00:44:43,425 --> 00:44:45,594
Let's see if you can fly now.
738
00:44:46,262 --> 00:44:48,138
Oh, my friend!
739
00:44:48,389 --> 00:44:51,016
You hurt my friend.
740
00:44:52,142 --> 00:44:53,644
You creep!
741
00:46:18,812 --> 00:46:21,941
- Who is it?
- It's me, Rona.
742
00:46:23,442 --> 00:46:26,237
- Hi, hon.
- You mind if I stay the night?
743
00:46:26,487 --> 00:46:29,281
I'm too scared to go to
my apartment. I was robbed.
744
00:46:29,532 --> 00:46:32,201
Of course you can. What happened?
745
00:46:32,451 --> 00:46:36,330
I went to put the key in the door
and I saw it was a little open.
746
00:46:36,539 --> 00:46:38,833
I peeked in and the place was wrecked.
747
00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:40,751
- What'd they get?
- Everything.
748
00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:43,671
They got my telephone,
my stereo, my camera.
749
00:46:43,921 --> 00:46:47,383
They got my grandfather's gold watch,
that pocket watch?
750
00:46:47,591 --> 00:46:51,595
They got all my costume jewellery.
And some was really expensive.
751
00:46:51,846 --> 00:46:54,890
The worst thing's the mess!
Everything was thrown around.
752
00:46:55,099 --> 00:46:57,935
- Just when I was getting organized.
- Freeze!
753
00:46:58,185 --> 00:47:01,355
Stuart, put the gun down.
754
00:47:01,647 --> 00:47:04,108
Rona, this is my brother, Stuart.
755
00:47:04,358 --> 00:47:09,155
Hi. What a surprise.
Mollie never said she had a brother.
756
00:47:09,405 --> 00:47:11,031
Sorry for aiming this at you.
757
00:47:11,532 --> 00:47:14,493
That's okay. No one was killed.
758
00:47:15,494 --> 00:47:17,830
Come on. You can stay
in my room tonight.
759
00:47:19,498 --> 00:47:21,292
It's nice meeting you.
760
00:47:21,542 --> 00:47:24,295
Mollie said some wonderful things
about you.
761
00:47:36,015 --> 00:47:38,267
- I'm not gonna tell you again.- Move.
762
00:47:38,517 --> 00:47:42,146
- You shove over. This is my side.- Get your arm away.
763
00:47:44,398 --> 00:47:46,484
You afraid you'll get recognized?
764
00:47:46,692 --> 00:47:49,778
- Bitchin' wheels.- Ex cept I gotta ride beside her.
765
00:47:50,029 --> 00:47:52,656
- Buzz off.- Get your finger out of my eye.
766
00:47:52,865 --> 00:47:54,700
You got a sister?
767
00:47:55,117 --> 00:47:56,494
Better for you.
768
00:47:56,744 --> 00:47:59,538
Mom tells them to be good,they poke you in the eye.
769
00:47:59,747 --> 00:48:02,791
Worse... Try and stay with mewhen I'm talking to you.
770
00:48:05,002 --> 00:48:07,963
What I'm saying isyour parents forget about you.
771
00:48:08,214 --> 00:48:10,549
No, dude. Don't say that.
772
00:48:10,799 --> 00:48:12,676
Well, the way it's going...
773
00:48:12,885 --> 00:48:14,970
- See you later.- I gotta bail, dude.
774
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,851
Mommy is so funny. She's alwaysdoing something so inventive.
775
00:48:21,435 --> 00:48:24,563
She's the greatest.She's so clever.
776
00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:28,692
Imagine using your handand turning it into a duck.
777
00:48:31,028 --> 00:48:32,988
Sure, sure, laugh now.
778
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,243
Wait'll they take that big sharpthing and stick you with it.
779
00:48:38,536 --> 00:48:40,704
I hope they don't stick me today.
780
00:48:40,955 --> 00:48:43,415
She'll be knocked out from the shot...
781
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:45,835
...so no operating heavy machinery.
782
00:48:46,043 --> 00:48:49,338
I'm only 1,and I know that's not funny.
783
00:48:49,547 --> 00:48:50,631
What's that?
784
00:48:51,173 --> 00:48:52,925
I can't watch this part.
785
00:48:54,426 --> 00:48:56,637
Oh, my God!
786
00:48:58,180 --> 00:49:00,349
Smarts, does it?Hurts just a little?
787
00:49:00,808 --> 00:49:03,561
Will this pain ever go away?!
788
00:49:04,019 --> 00:49:07,064
Maybe it will. Maybe it won't.
789
00:49:07,565 --> 00:49:09,984
Hey, look at this.Look what I'm doing.
790
00:49:10,192 --> 00:49:11,819
I'm walking.
791
00:49:13,821 --> 00:49:15,990
Oh, my tush hurts.
792
00:49:16,198 --> 00:49:19,368
Hey! My friend's back.
793
00:49:22,538 --> 00:49:24,373
Now I remember.
794
00:49:25,291 --> 00:49:27,501
He killed my friend.
795
00:49:28,919 --> 00:49:33,132
As God is my witness,I'm going to learn to walk...
796
00:49:33,382 --> 00:49:35,551
... and get the hell out of here!
797
00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:40,306
Mike, what do you say we see a movie?
798
00:49:40,514 --> 00:49:43,100
What do you say you carry mearound for once?
799
00:49:43,309 --> 00:49:45,186
Yeah, bite my teething ring.
800
00:49:45,561 --> 00:49:48,981
All right, we got Schwarzenegger,
and we got Betty Boop.
801
00:49:49,231 --> 00:49:53,194
Tough call. They're both really built.
They both talk funny.
802
00:49:53,402 --> 00:49:54,653
What would Arnold say?
803
00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:59,325
He'd say, " Do it. Why don't you do it?
You are here. See my movie."
804
00:49:59,575 --> 00:50:01,952
I think they're a little young,
don't you?
805
00:50:02,203 --> 00:50:04,246
Yeah, he says we're too young.
806
00:50:04,455 --> 00:50:06,207
You're not gonna pull...
807
00:50:06,457 --> 00:50:10,878
... the "Sir, my kid left her shoeinside. Can I go get it?" gag?
808
00:50:12,421 --> 00:50:14,215
He won't go for it.
809
00:50:14,423 --> 00:50:17,134
Sir, my kid left her shoe inside.
Can we get it?
810
00:50:17,343 --> 00:50:19,720
- Thanks.
- Okay, I guess he went for it.
811
00:50:20,346 --> 00:50:23,432
Mike, here. Remember
your obnoxious routine, okay?
812
00:50:23,682 --> 00:50:26,727
- Remember it? I live for it.
- Say popcorn.
813
00:50:26,936 --> 00:50:28,229
Popcorn! Popcorn!
814
00:50:28,437 --> 00:50:29,605
Can I help you?
815
00:50:29,814 --> 00:50:33,275
Yeah, the kids knocked over
the popcorn in the theatre.
816
00:50:33,484 --> 00:50:34,819
Popcorn, popcorn!
817
00:50:35,027 --> 00:50:37,738
All right, calm down.
Just a minute.
818
00:50:37,947 --> 00:50:40,157
Hey, I can be obnoxious too!
819
00:50:46,288 --> 00:50:47,456
Just go.
820
00:50:47,873 --> 00:50:50,334
Oh, no, really? You're great.
Thanks.
821
00:50:50,543 --> 00:50:52,503
Yeah. It's all right.
822
00:50:53,629 --> 00:50:54,713
Always works.
823
00:50:54,922 --> 00:50:58,008
Now look, you guys,
you know I'll be home soon.
824
00:50:58,259 --> 00:51:02,388
If your mother doesn't stop bossing
me around, I'll never be a good dad.
825
00:51:02,638 --> 00:51:06,392
I know that ice cream doesn't
make up for me not being home.
826
00:51:06,642 --> 00:51:09,186
Yeah, well, it's a good start.
827
00:51:09,603 --> 00:51:11,981
I miss you kids so much.
828
00:51:16,152 --> 00:51:19,697
Please don't be mad at me
whatever she says, okay?
829
00:51:21,949 --> 00:51:25,119
Remember, this has nothing
to do with you guys, all right?
830
00:51:25,327 --> 00:51:27,663
It's not your fault,
and it's not your fault.
831
00:51:27,955 --> 00:51:31,208
- I think it is his fault.- I think it's your fault.
832
00:51:31,792 --> 00:51:34,461
Me? You're the bad one.
833
00:51:35,087 --> 00:51:36,797
I miss you so much.
834
00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:38,257
Pop.
835
00:51:39,133 --> 00:51:40,551
- You miss me?
- Yeah.
836
00:51:40,926 --> 00:51:44,138
Ick. Male bonding makes me sick.
837
00:51:45,389 --> 00:51:46,807
She needs to be changed.
838
00:51:47,057 --> 00:51:48,100
Hi.
839
00:51:49,351 --> 00:51:50,895
There you go, Mike.
840
00:51:51,145 --> 00:51:55,149
Jimmy, have you given any more thought
to what we talked about?
841
00:51:55,357 --> 00:51:58,652
What? You mean my being
a big stupid slob?
842
00:51:58,861 --> 00:52:01,572
We gotta boom-a-boom, a-boom-boom.
843
00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:04,575
Or my being selfish
and you wanting me out?
844
00:52:04,825 --> 00:52:08,537
I got upset. I didn't think
you appreciated me getting that job.
845
00:52:08,746 --> 00:52:13,042
- Mikey, stop it!
- All right, I'll do it soft.
846
00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:16,629
I'm not one of the kids.
I can do things for myself.
847
00:52:16,837 --> 00:52:20,090
Like becoming a pilot
when you fly two hours a week?
848
00:52:20,299 --> 00:52:24,053
- It'll take until you're 50.
- For your information, I got a job.
849
00:52:25,137 --> 00:52:27,431
- We got a boom, baby, boom...
- Knock it off!
850
00:52:30,142 --> 00:52:34,230
Why'd they do that?He was just working his plate.
851
00:54:48,113 --> 00:54:50,115
I'm sorry, Julie.
852
00:54:53,077 --> 00:54:54,537
Night, baby.
853
00:55:19,145 --> 00:55:22,731
I said to this guy,
"What are you, some kind of idiot?"
854
00:55:23,315 --> 00:55:25,651
I did!
I said, "File a schedule C."
855
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:27,236
That's right!
856
00:55:30,865 --> 00:55:32,366
You would, huh?
857
00:55:32,616 --> 00:55:35,369
- Would what?
- File a schedule C?
858
00:55:35,578 --> 00:55:37,246
Yeah, I would.
859
00:55:49,842 --> 00:55:52,720
Okay, I can do it holding on.
860
00:55:53,387 --> 00:55:56,891
But I wonder if I can make itall the way to the couch.
861
00:55:57,141 --> 00:55:59,810
All right, here goes nothing.
862
00:56:07,026 --> 00:56:10,613
Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
863
00:56:12,907 --> 00:56:15,409
I'm getting there. Yes!
864
00:56:17,786 --> 00:56:18,954
I did it!
865
00:56:19,163 --> 00:56:22,082
I made it! I walked!
866
00:56:24,376 --> 00:56:28,964
Honey, you walked! You walked!
867
00:56:29,215 --> 00:56:31,050
Stuart! You walked!
868
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,761
James! Julie...
869
00:56:36,472 --> 00:56:38,390
Jimmy called. He'll pick up the kids.
870
00:56:38,641 --> 00:56:41,393
Did he ask to talk to me at all?
871
00:56:41,644 --> 00:56:43,395
It's only been a couple days.
872
00:56:43,646 --> 00:56:45,981
Okay, fine, fine. Let's work.
873
00:56:46,232 --> 00:56:49,693
I got a spouse who wants to
contribute into an IRA account.
874
00:56:49,944 --> 00:56:51,695
Her husband's covered by a pension.
875
00:56:51,904 --> 00:56:54,615
You'd lose a $2000 deduction.
876
00:56:55,491 --> 00:56:57,159
I think you're being lazy.
877
00:56:57,409 --> 00:57:00,120
You need to do a separate
and a joint return.
878
00:57:00,371 --> 00:57:01,831
- I know.
- I know you know.
879
00:57:02,081 --> 00:57:04,041
I know you know I know.
880
00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:07,127
Get a load of this asshole here.
He's a teacher.
881
00:57:07,378 --> 00:57:09,755
He figures that
his chair and his desk...
882
00:57:10,005 --> 00:57:13,843
...are 1/4 of his six-room apartment.
883
00:57:14,093 --> 00:57:17,346
So he deducts
1/24 of his residence as work space.
884
00:57:17,555 --> 00:57:21,141
- Stuart, you can't do that.
- It's only 1/24. Who will care?
885
00:57:21,392 --> 00:57:24,562
He has a classroom
and a teacher's lounge.
886
00:57:24,812 --> 00:57:27,148
And that's employer-provided
work space.
887
00:57:27,356 --> 00:57:29,733
- You're strict.
- You could get away with it.
888
00:57:29,942 --> 00:57:32,153
You want to be a criminal? Good.
889
00:57:32,570 --> 00:57:33,863
What is wrong?
890
00:57:34,113 --> 00:57:35,197
Well, look at us!
891
00:57:35,447 --> 00:57:38,742
It's Saturday at 10:00,
and we're here with our 10-40s.
892
00:57:38,951 --> 00:57:40,119
It's tax season!
893
00:57:40,327 --> 00:57:43,080
I don't care.
We should be out having fun.
894
00:57:43,289 --> 00:57:44,665
Hey, this is fun.
895
00:57:46,959 --> 00:57:48,002
I know what's wrong.
896
00:57:48,669 --> 00:57:50,754
- I know what you're thinking.
- What?
897
00:57:51,005 --> 00:57:53,799
"What's Jimmy doing?
He's out having a ball."
898
00:57:54,341 --> 00:57:56,594
Yeah, "ball" being the operative word.
899
00:57:56,844 --> 00:57:58,596
Mollie, come on.
900
00:57:58,804 --> 00:58:01,265
He's probably on his sister's couch,
watching TV.
901
00:58:01,515 --> 00:58:03,267
No, he's probably getting laid.
902
00:58:03,475 --> 00:58:05,519
Thank you very much, Stuart!
903
00:58:05,728 --> 00:58:07,146
Mr. Wonderful, my brother.
904
00:58:07,354 --> 00:58:09,899
- It's just a physical thing.
- Just work.
905
00:58:11,609 --> 00:58:15,321
- Rona, let's go get something to eat.
- Okay, let's go.
906
00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:35,883
My wife would never let me
drive with the top down.
907
00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:37,843
She'd say it causes skin cancer.
908
00:58:38,052 --> 00:58:42,640
And she'd say these cause emphysema.
And this causes liver disease.
909
00:58:44,808 --> 00:58:46,477
Oh, man!
910
00:58:54,985 --> 00:58:58,739
What a rush! Oh, man!
My wife would have hated that.
911
00:58:58,948 --> 00:59:02,660
How dull!
You have to have some fun in life.
912
00:59:02,868 --> 00:59:05,162
You know what her idea
of living dangerously is?
913
00:59:05,412 --> 00:59:07,456
Forgetting one of her vitamins.
914
00:59:07,957 --> 00:59:11,627
What a snail!
Hey, let's go get some pork.
915
00:59:20,553 --> 00:59:21,595
You okay?
916
00:59:21,804 --> 00:59:26,892
Yeah, I'm fine. I just wish James
would get here, so I can go to work.
917
00:59:27,143 --> 00:59:29,395
Okay, you little brat,
let go of her head.
918
00:59:29,645 --> 00:59:32,731
Let go! Just, just...
Hey! Everybody in the circle.
919
00:59:32,982 --> 00:59:37,319
Everybody in the circle.
Just get in the circle!
920
00:59:37,570 --> 00:59:40,406
Everybody together.
Who am I talking to here?
921
00:59:40,906 --> 00:59:43,617
Now, Eddie, run this potty thingby me once more.
922
00:59:43,909 --> 00:59:46,537
You gotta take controlof the situation.
923
00:59:47,037 --> 00:59:48,247
How do you do that?
924
00:59:48,455 --> 00:59:51,667
You gotta say, "Hey, yo, pee pee,I know you're in there.
925
00:59:51,876 --> 00:59:54,044
But you're not coming outtill I say so!"
926
00:59:54,253 --> 00:59:55,880
And the pee pees listen to you?
927
00:59:56,088 --> 00:59:57,965
Sometimes they do,sometimes they don't.
928
00:59:58,215 --> 00:59:59,925
That's what grownups are for.
929
01:00:01,427 --> 01:00:04,221
- Hey, buster, what are you doing?
- Nothing.
930
01:00:04,471 --> 01:00:06,724
Hey, Joey. Need some help?
931
01:00:06,974 --> 01:00:10,644
Get in a circle!
Indians dance in a circle! Help me!
932
01:00:10,895 --> 01:00:12,938
Jews and Italians dance in circles.
933
01:00:13,189 --> 01:00:15,274
- They like it.
- Let's help Joey out.
934
01:00:15,483 --> 01:00:17,318
Do that step we do.
935
01:00:18,777 --> 01:00:20,237
Do this, kids.
936
01:00:26,327 --> 01:00:28,704
Good! All right!
937
01:00:28,954 --> 01:00:31,415
- Elvis! Elvis!
- Elvis, my man!
938
01:00:31,665 --> 01:00:36,504
Come on! Dance! Dance!
Come on, damn it, I'll slap you!
939
01:00:37,713 --> 01:00:40,049
- Hey, twist. Twist!
- Turn, turn.
940
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,177
Come on, twist.
941
01:00:45,095 --> 01:00:46,555
Follow me. That's it.
942
01:00:46,805 --> 01:00:50,893
Follow him.
Here, I'll give you a dollar.
943
01:01:09,411 --> 01:01:12,164
- Hey, showoff. Get out of here.
- Hey, Mike.
944
01:01:31,684 --> 01:01:35,688
Oh, I'm having a stroke!
Oh, boy!
945
01:01:50,744 --> 01:01:53,080
Come here, Elvis.I'm your kid, not them.
946
01:01:53,289 --> 01:01:55,499
You hit me. You hit me.
947
01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:58,460
Hey, Mollie. See you later.
948
01:02:03,674 --> 01:02:07,219
What's with him?
He acts like I don't even exist.
949
01:02:07,428 --> 01:02:12,016
I don't get it. Am I losing it?
950
01:02:16,187 --> 01:02:19,106
Oh, man, Julie, if we're gonna
get your daddy back...
951
01:02:19,356 --> 01:02:22,651
...we're gonna have
to do some serious packaging.
952
01:02:23,527 --> 01:02:27,406
- Are you with me, kid?
- Yeah, let's dress up for Daddy!
953
01:03:34,682 --> 01:03:37,143
- Jimmy, hi.
- Hey, Rona. You look good.
954
01:03:37,351 --> 01:03:40,229
- Thanks, doll.
- All right, big boy. I'll see you.
955
01:03:40,479 --> 01:03:41,730
No, no. Don't go.
956
01:03:41,939 --> 01:03:43,983
- I gotta go.
- Mollie wants to talk.
957
01:03:44,233 --> 01:03:47,278
- For what?
- Jimmy, talk to her. Be nice.
958
01:03:50,281 --> 01:03:51,699
Oh, hi.
959
01:03:52,491 --> 01:03:54,034
You seen my sunglasses?
960
01:03:54,285 --> 01:03:58,205
Don't you think we should try
and work out some of your problems?
961
01:03:58,455 --> 01:04:01,542
The biggest problem I got
is squinting my eyes all day.
962
01:04:01,792 --> 01:04:03,627
Don't you even miss us?
963
01:04:03,836 --> 01:04:06,297
Calling out the heavy artillery, huh?
964
01:04:06,505 --> 01:04:09,550
- Do you always have to be a putz?
- Oh, pipe down!
965
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,762
Maybe I should try what Eddie said.
966
01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:16,515
I'll have a talk with my pee pee.
967
01:04:16,724 --> 01:04:19,852
I'm getting ready to go to the potty,so don't come out.
968
01:04:21,353 --> 01:04:24,231
I can feel them in there,but maybe it's working.
969
01:04:24,482 --> 01:04:26,150
Maybe Eddie was right.
970
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,611
Okay, let's see if I can make it.
971
01:04:29,904 --> 01:04:33,491
Still feel them.Maybe they're listening to me.
972
01:04:33,741 --> 01:04:36,368
Okay, don't come out.Don't come out.
973
01:04:36,827 --> 01:04:38,829
It's getting a little tougher now.
974
01:04:39,705 --> 01:04:42,041
Don't come out. I'm almost there.
975
01:04:43,459 --> 01:04:46,337
I might make it.Don't come out.
976
01:04:47,046 --> 01:04:49,048
I had to pinch that one back.
977
01:04:49,548 --> 01:04:51,217
Don't come out.
978
01:04:51,550 --> 01:04:55,846
I might make it if I could justget these doggone pants down.
979
01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,556
Wait a minute, hold it.
980
01:05:06,315 --> 01:05:07,483
Mommy! Daddy!
981
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:08,943
Mommy! Daddy!
982
01:05:09,235 --> 01:05:10,736
Mommy! Daddy!
983
01:05:11,904 --> 01:05:14,490
- What's wrong with him?
- What? What?
984
01:05:17,576 --> 01:05:20,412
- Honey! What a good boy!
- Mike, you did it!
985
01:05:20,621 --> 01:05:21,664
I'm not done.
986
01:05:21,872 --> 01:05:25,960
Rona! Stuart!
Mikey went pee pee in the potty!
987
01:05:26,460 --> 01:05:27,461
Pee pee in the potty
988
01:05:27,711 --> 01:05:32,216
Pee pee in the pottyPee pee in the potty
989
01:05:33,342 --> 01:05:36,053
Isn't it great, sweetie?
Your brother went pee pee.
990
01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:38,264
Big deal. I made a doodie.
991
01:05:39,265 --> 01:05:42,685
I can't believe this!
What a big boy! Good boy.
992
01:05:42,935 --> 01:05:45,146
I haven't felt this good
since he was born.
993
01:05:45,396 --> 01:05:48,107
It's better than money.
It's better than aeroplanes.
994
01:05:48,357 --> 01:05:50,025
It's better than sex!
995
01:05:50,568 --> 01:05:53,279
Well, I don't know about that, but...
996
01:05:54,947 --> 01:05:55,781
You hungry?
997
01:05:56,949 --> 01:05:57,992
I gotta go.
998
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:01,662
- I could fix anything you want.
- I got a 9:00 flight.
999
01:06:01,871 --> 01:06:03,122
But it's pouring!
1000
01:06:03,581 --> 01:06:06,000
It's better to be up
in the air pouring...
1001
01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:08,002
...than it is on a highway in cars.
1002
01:06:08,252 --> 01:06:10,087
Who said the highway was safe?
1003
01:06:10,337 --> 01:06:14,341
Every year there's 200,000
fatalities related to the rain.
1004
01:06:21,932 --> 01:06:24,351
Rona! You want some chicken?
1005
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,104
It depends on how it turns out.
1006
01:06:27,354 --> 01:06:31,025
Okay, so what do you need?
Paprika, vegetables?
1007
01:06:34,111 --> 01:06:36,739
Hey, Mollie.
Do you want some chicken?
1008
01:06:36,947 --> 01:06:40,868
- Hurricane Jonathan spreading damage.
- I don't eat meat.
1009
01:06:41,076 --> 01:06:43,204
Forecast calls for increased winds.
1010
01:06:44,663 --> 01:06:46,040
That's it.
1011
01:06:46,457 --> 01:06:49,585
I have to talk to Jimmy.
This is crazy.
1012
01:06:53,964 --> 01:06:56,509
This is Mollie Ubriacco.
Can I speak to my husband?
1013
01:06:56,717 --> 01:07:00,804
- He's on the field.
- He is? Has he taxied out yet?
1014
01:07:01,013 --> 01:07:03,933
- Not yet.
- Can somebody get him?
1015
01:07:04,141 --> 01:07:06,268
- It's an emergency.
- No.
1016
01:07:07,394 --> 01:07:09,605
- Could you reach him on his phone?
- No.
1017
01:07:09,855 --> 01:07:12,983
Damn! All right, all right.
What terminal is he in?
1018
01:07:13,234 --> 01:07:15,236
Airborne Express terminal.
1019
01:07:15,444 --> 01:07:17,696
- What ramp?
- You'll have to come in and ask.
1020
01:07:17,905 --> 01:07:19,615
Okay, thank you very much.
1021
01:07:19,865 --> 01:07:23,118
Stuart, I've gotta go get James.
1022
01:07:23,327 --> 01:07:25,037
You feed the kids their dinner.
1023
01:07:25,287 --> 01:07:28,374
Do not give them any diet Coke
like last time.
1024
01:07:41,971 --> 01:07:43,389
Excuse me.
1025
01:07:44,181 --> 01:07:45,850
Where's Jimmy?
1026
01:07:46,058 --> 01:07:48,811
- Where's he going?
- Reno or something like that.
1027
01:08:04,827 --> 01:08:06,120
Wait! Hold it!
1028
01:08:06,370 --> 01:08:07,538
Wait a minute!
1029
01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:12,418
- New York Centre, 135.9.
47, Poppa.
1030
01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:14,044
What're you doing here?
1031
01:08:14,253 --> 01:08:16,630
- It was an emergency.
- You shouldn't be here.
1032
01:08:16,839 --> 01:08:19,466
No, you shouldn't be here.
It's too dangerous.
1033
01:08:19,675 --> 01:08:22,178
I've told you,
we fly around the weather.
1034
01:08:22,386 --> 01:08:24,096
You can't fly around it.
1035
01:08:24,346 --> 01:08:27,475
It's wall-to-wall storms.
Didn't you listen to the news?
1036
01:08:27,808 --> 01:08:30,686
- The news always upsets you.
- Forget the news.
1037
01:08:30,895 --> 01:08:34,815
- I have a gut feeling you shouldn't fly!
- We don't need your gut feeling.
1038
01:08:35,024 --> 01:08:39,320
We got sophisticated instruments
that tell me exactly where I can go.
1039
01:08:39,570 --> 01:08:41,739
I got clearance
and I'm leaving, so go.
1040
01:08:41,947 --> 01:08:43,908
- I'm not leaving without you.
- Get out.
1041
01:08:44,116 --> 01:08:45,534
- I'm not leaving.
- Get out!
1042
01:08:45,743 --> 01:08:50,122
47 Poppa, due to adverse weatherwe're cancelling all flights.
1043
01:08:50,372 --> 01:08:52,416
Do you read me, 47 Poppa?
1044
01:08:54,084 --> 01:08:57,421
Okay, that's 47 Poppa.
You can cancel our flight plan.
1045
01:08:57,630 --> 01:08:59,089
Roger, 47 Poppa.
1046
01:08:59,298 --> 01:09:02,635
So I guess this time
your feeling was right, huh?
1047
01:09:03,010 --> 01:09:04,637
Does that make you happy?
1048
01:09:05,346 --> 01:09:08,682
Jimmy, I love you.
1049
01:09:08,933 --> 01:09:11,685
I don't care anymore
if I'm right or wrong.
1050
01:09:13,103 --> 01:09:15,147
You do too, you liar.
1051
01:09:15,731 --> 01:09:18,275
Well, I sort of like being right.
1052
01:09:19,777 --> 01:09:21,403
But I do love you.
1053
01:09:24,448 --> 01:09:25,991
I love you too.
1054
01:09:42,675 --> 01:09:45,678
I got you! Attack!
It's coming through!
1055
01:09:45,886 --> 01:09:47,513
Bombs away!
1056
01:09:47,763 --> 01:09:51,016
A little napalm oughtto slow you down, colonel.
1057
01:09:52,059 --> 01:09:55,187
Thank God they left mewith a responsible adult.
1058
01:10:02,987 --> 01:10:05,823
I got you! I got you!
1059
01:10:06,073 --> 01:10:09,368
Charge! I got you!
1060
01:10:09,869 --> 01:10:11,704
Yes, you are my prisoner!
1061
01:10:11,954 --> 01:10:14,999
Okay, I give up.
I surrender. I surrender.
1062
01:10:15,207 --> 01:10:17,710
How about a little squirtin the nostril?
1063
01:10:19,253 --> 01:10:22,923
Let me get the chicken.
This ain't over. This ain't over.
1064
01:10:23,174 --> 01:10:25,509
I'll get my troops together.
We'll be back.
1065
01:10:41,859 --> 01:10:44,612
Mikey, watch Julie, okay?
1066
01:10:45,696 --> 01:10:48,157
Why? Is she gonna do somethingbesides slobber?
1067
01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:01,212
Freeze! Okay, put the bag down.
1068
01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:03,839
Slow. Nobody's gonna get hurt.
Come on.
1069
01:11:04,048 --> 01:11:05,299
Put the bag down.
1070
01:11:09,637 --> 01:11:10,679
Shit.
1071
01:11:19,063 --> 01:11:20,105
Stop!
1072
01:11:43,629 --> 01:11:45,923
The kids are gonna be so excited.
1073
01:11:46,173 --> 01:11:47,842
- Who's watching them?
- Stuart.
1074
01:11:48,092 --> 01:11:50,761
Stuart! Oh, no.
What are you, nuts?
1075
01:11:51,011 --> 01:11:52,805
Everything'll be all right.
1076
01:11:57,017 --> 01:11:58,477
Holy cow!
1077
01:11:58,727 --> 01:12:01,188
Okay, stay calm.Just get Uncle Stuart.
1078
01:12:01,397 --> 01:12:04,316
Uncle Stuart! Uncle Stuart!Uncle Stuart!
1079
01:12:04,942 --> 01:12:05,985
Oh, great!
1080
01:12:09,655 --> 01:12:11,073
Stop that guy!
1081
01:12:18,372 --> 01:12:20,124
Hey, where's Mommy?
1082
01:12:20,332 --> 01:12:23,294
I don't know where Uncle Stuart is,but we gotta get out.
1083
01:12:23,544 --> 01:12:25,212
This is too much hot stuff.
1084
01:12:25,713 --> 01:12:28,132
Mikey, this stuff is scary!
1085
01:12:28,382 --> 01:12:30,134
- It's okay, Julie.- I'm afraid.
1086
01:12:30,342 --> 01:12:34,555
I'll take care of you. I don't knowwhere that bonehead Uncle Stuart is.
1087
01:12:34,763 --> 01:12:37,808
Now keep your hands in, Julie.Don't touch anything.
1088
01:12:53,115 --> 01:12:55,576
What did you do that for?
I had him whipped.
1089
01:12:55,784 --> 01:12:58,954
- Did you want me to let him kill you?
- What?!
1090
01:12:59,163 --> 01:13:01,540
- Where are the kids?
- They're upstairs.
1091
01:13:03,626 --> 01:13:04,960
Oh, my God!
1092
01:13:08,339 --> 01:13:09,965
I'll take the stairs.
1093
01:13:12,259 --> 01:13:14,553
Okay, here we go.I think we're safe.
1094
01:13:16,514 --> 01:13:18,682
- That was close.
- How did you get down here?
1095
01:13:18,891 --> 01:13:22,436
- We just walked.- Technically, I was pushed.
1096
01:13:22,645 --> 01:13:26,398
- Call the fire department.
- Okay. Come on, baby.
1097
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:46,669
"Turn, open and press."
1098
01:13:57,179 --> 01:13:58,973
Yes! Yes!
1099
01:14:00,891 --> 01:14:05,020
I chased him down here.
We were going down some fire escape.
1100
01:14:05,229 --> 01:14:09,817
I chased him down. I jumped
on the guy and I sucker-punched him.
1101
01:14:10,025 --> 01:14:14,155
He is amazing, isn't he?
Stuart, let's get married!
1102
01:14:14,405 --> 01:14:15,656
Yeah!
1103
01:14:15,948 --> 01:14:18,617
You're lucky the fire didn't spread.
1104
01:14:18,868 --> 01:14:22,371
- Thank God I got that extinguisher.
- I got the fire extinguisher.
1105
01:14:23,205 --> 01:14:26,083
- I got the fire exting...
- No, I bought it.
1106
01:14:26,292 --> 01:14:30,671
Who left the kids with Stuart?
That was a pretty bonehead idea, huh?
1107
01:14:34,049 --> 01:14:35,676
Good answer.
1108
01:14:41,474 --> 01:14:44,268
I'm worried about you
barbecuing all the time.
1109
01:14:44,518 --> 01:14:47,688
- Will you relax?
- It's not good for the environment.
1110
01:14:47,938 --> 01:14:53,027
We just got one of these
brand-new outdoor electric stoves.
1111
01:14:53,402 --> 01:14:56,322
They don't do anything bad.
You're such a nudge.
1112
01:14:56,572 --> 01:14:59,074
I don't know how you put up with her.
1113
01:14:59,325 --> 01:15:02,578
Tune her out. Tune her out.
1114
01:15:02,786 --> 01:15:06,373
- I'm trying to educate you people!
- We're getting along fine.
1115
01:15:06,582 --> 01:15:10,211
Rona, how do you like
living with Stuart?
1116
01:15:10,711 --> 01:15:14,465
Mikey, okay.You got me out of the hot stuff.
1117
01:15:15,049 --> 01:15:16,300
I don't get it.
1118
01:15:16,509 --> 01:15:19,720
Listen. You know,hot stuff can be very bad for you.
1119
01:15:19,970 --> 01:15:22,139
It's especially not good for kids.
1120
01:15:22,681 --> 01:15:26,644
But I thought you hated me.You're always mean to me and stuff.
1121
01:15:26,852 --> 01:15:29,688
Yeah, well, I do hate youa lot of the time.
1122
01:15:30,397 --> 01:15:32,399
You drive me crazy, you bug me...
1123
01:15:32,650 --> 01:15:35,319
... you poke me in the eye,but you're my sister.
1124
01:15:35,569 --> 01:15:39,156
It's my job to love you.We gotta stick together.
1125
01:15:39,782 --> 01:15:43,410
The way I see it,there's us and there's them.
1126
01:15:44,703 --> 01:15:47,248
Yeah, big ones don't make any sense.
1127
01:15:47,498 --> 01:15:50,125
You never know whatbig ones are gonna do.
1128
01:15:50,543 --> 01:15:54,088
That's for sure.That's why we have to stick together.
1129
01:15:55,214 --> 01:15:56,799
You and me.
1130
01:15:57,091 --> 01:15:58,384
You and me?
1131
01:15:58,634 --> 01:16:02,888
That's right. You and me.We're the kids!
1132
01:16:03,264 --> 01:16:04,515
Yeah.
1133
01:20:19,061 --> 01:20:20,104
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1134
01:20:20,771 --> 01:20:22,731
Oh, my tush hurts.
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