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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,557 Hey. 2 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:17,558 How do you like this? Paradise. 3 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,644 I never want to go home! 4 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:22,647 David, come on! It's going to be amazing! 5 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,857 - Are you ready for your surprise? - Yes. 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,236 OK, surprise! 7 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,238 - You like it? - I love him. 8 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,031 - I love you. - Mat? 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,868 - I love you. - I love you too. 10 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,871 The last ten days on this island with you have... 11 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,875 Have been the best! I can't remember ever feeling this happy. 12 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,461 So why do all good things have to end? 13 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,171 Who says it has to end? 14 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:52,053 Mia, I don't know you but I think I want to spend the rest of my life trying to. 15 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,473 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 16 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,896 Yes. 17 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:03,229 Wait till you meet my family. 18 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,028 Wait till you meet mine. 19 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,870 ♪ I saw her sitting in the rain 20 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:14,156 ♪ Raindrops falling on her 21 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,033 ♪ She didn't seem to care 22 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,457 ♪ She sat there and smiled at me 23 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:24,041 ♪ Then I knew ♪ I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew 24 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:29,046 ♪ She can make me happy J“ Happy 25 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:32,466 ♪ Flowers in her hair... ♪ - Sorry. 26 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:39,473 ♪ Flowers everywhere ♪ Like a flower girl 27 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:43,894 ♪ Oh, I don't know just why she simply caught my eye 28 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,647 ♪ I love the flower girl 29 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:50,860 ♪ She seemed so sweet and kind She crept into my mind 30 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,034 ♪Ah 31 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:05,082 ♪ I knew I had to say hello 32 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,252 ♪ She smiled up at me 33 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:12,679 ♪ She took my hand We walked through the park alone 34 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,054 ♪ And I knew ♪ I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew 35 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:22,266 ♪ She had made me happy ♪ Happy... ♪ 36 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,434 Shit! 37 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,937 ♪ Flowers in her hair ♪ Her hair 38 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:33,653 ♪ Flowers everywhere ♪ I love the flower girl 39 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:38,032 ♪ Oh, I don't know just why she simply caught my eye 40 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,868 ♪ I love the flower girl 41 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:44,872 ♪ She seemed so sweet and kind She crept into my mind 42 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:50,471 ♪ Crept into my mind 43 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,893 ♪ Suddenly the sun broke through 44 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,681 ♪ I turned around she was gone ♪ Where did she go? 45 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:05,903 ♪ And all I had left was one little flower in my hand 46 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,648 ♪ But I knew... ♪ Surprise! 47 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,655 ♪ It's dreary and we love it 48 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:20,032 ♪ And it smells like rock‘n'roll 49 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,035 ♪ It's not too far from Chiswick yet it's... ♪ 50 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,246 I think that was the most embarrassing thing 51 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,043 that's ever happened to anyone ever. 52 00:03:27,044 --> 00:03:29,008 Sorry, mate, we weren't supposed to know 53 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,252 you'd come through the door stark bollock naked. 54 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,879 Yeah, I know. It was... thoughtful. 55 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,049 - Come here, good to have you back! - You're spilling my drink. 56 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,261 Sorry, I've missed you, greasy hippie. 57 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:43,347 Been stuck here for the last six months with Luke and bloody Graham. 58 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,724 - You know what that's like. - You alright, Graham? 59 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,524 - This has cheese on it. - So pick it off. 60 00:03:47,525 --> 00:03:50,896 I can't just pick it off. If I have any cheese, then I start getting malaise. 61 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,023 - Malaise. - Yes, malaise. 62 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,859 Good to see nothing's changed. 63 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,445 - Where's Luke? - He's coming later. 64 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,448 Had to go around Sarah's for the 50 millionth time this week. 65 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,668 - Oh, really? - Oh, yeah, it's not been good. 66 00:04:02,669 --> 00:04:05,035 She's been seeing this guy called Chip. 67 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:09,248 Yeah, imagine if your girlfriend left you for a guy called Chip. 68 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,047 Not to mention he doesn't have a penis. 69 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,090 What do you mean, he doesn't have a penis? 70 00:04:14,091 --> 00:04:16,465 Apparently, it got damaged in a boating accident. 71 00:04:16,466 --> 00:04:18,674 Anyway, how was your trip? Tell us everything. 72 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,471 - Oh, OK, it was incredible. - Yeah? 73 00:04:20,472 --> 00:04:22,892 - Did you have sex with anyone? - Better than that. 74 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,766 - What? What's better than that? - I'll tell you later. 75 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,852 - Whoa! Did you have a threesome? - Look, the party's still going on. 76 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:30,945 - Just tell us. - No. 77 00:04:30,946 --> 00:04:33,063 David, you can't leave us hanging like this. 78 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,486 I'm getting married. 79 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,152 Right! Everybody out! Party's over! 80 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:41,655 Grandad, you've had too much to drink, you drunken old sod. 81 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,033 How did this happen? 82 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,869 How do you think it happened? I fell in love. 83 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,663 Her name's Mia. She's Australian. 84 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,249 We met in Tuvalu, this little island in the Pacific. 85 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:56,721 And she is the most amazing, beautiful, intelligent... 86 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,759 You know, the normal thing at this point is to say congratulations. 87 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,678 Congratulations, I feel like I've just fucking aged ten years. 88 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,598 Holiday flings are meant to end at the airport, not at the altar. 89 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,567 Don't listen to him, David, this is great. 90 00:05:09,568 --> 00:05:12,978 We're right behind you all the way. Just tell us where the party is. 91 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,027 It's at Mia's parents‘ house in Australia. 92 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,983 What, is that a fucking joke? 93 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,487 I can't go to Australia, it's bloody miles away! You know I get air sickness. 94 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,031 Jesus, I thought you'd be a little bit more supportive 95 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,368 If you don't come, it's just gonna be me and a load of bloody Australians. 96 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,167 - You're all I got. - Excuse me, 20 years 97 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:31,997 since we've been friends, when have we ever let you down? 98 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,959 Uh, what about the time you told Rachel Brookman I had syphilis? 99 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,429 Yeah, apart from that. When you used to ride your bike 100 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:41,257 up and down Dorset Street on your own like some kind of an infant leper, 101 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,226 we were the ones who took you into our gang. 102 00:05:43,227 --> 00:05:45,469 Even though you were this lost little orphan boy 103 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,813 who everyone thought was gay. 104 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,889 What do you mean, everyone thought I was gay? 105 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,934 They did ‘cause you were all sensitive and nice to people and shit. 106 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,734 Suppose you'll be moving to a nice two-bed in Hertfordshire? 107 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:59,066 Oh, you're fucking joking. You're moving to Australia? 108 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,661 No, it's not set yet. We'll just... see how it goes. 109 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,365 - Hey, Luke. - Hi, David. 110 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,617 - How are you? - Yeah, pretty good. 111 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,287 I mean, I feel like I've given the last five years of my life 112 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:15,040 in return for unimaginable pain and torment but aside from that, I'm fine. 113 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,464 David's getting married and moving to Australia. 114 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,137 Taxi! 115 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,560 Why does she only want you there one day before the wedding? 116 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,271 - She thought it'd be romantic. - You know what bugs me, bruv? 117 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,107 You are about to gamble your life on a girl you don't even know. 118 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,575 She's not a roulette wheel, she's the love of my life. 119 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,537 What if she turns out to be a vagina farter? 120 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:47,197 Your one serious relationship, you dumped her ‘cause... 121 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,491 Front bottom burps, noisy flange, disgusting. 122 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,288 When you lose your parents young, Tom, 123 00:06:51,289 --> 00:06:53,584 you learn to roll the dice when it's handed to you. 124 00:06:53,585 --> 00:06:56,790 Oh, I've taken you to Blackpool, brother, you're a terrible gambler. 125 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,251 - What exactly have I got to lose? - Us! 126 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,720 Aww... 127 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,506 Couldn't lose you if you were a suitcase at Terminal Five. 128 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,426 I'm just looking out for you, that's all. I don't know this girl. 129 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,928 And neither do you. 130 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,221 Don't you believe in love at first sight? 131 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,391 I just can't believe you're getting married. It's just so grown-up 132 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,935 Every time I look at you, 133 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,479 I still see a little eight-year-old waif in gym shorts. 134 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,022 That's a bit weird. 135 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,650 - Hi. - Luke. 136 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,485 - How are you? - Awful. 137 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:27,029 Sarah and Chip have officially moved in together. 138 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,828 - I'm so sorry, mate. - Yeah. 139 00:07:28,829 --> 00:07:32,284 Well, maybe this trip will do you some good. Maybe you'll get some distance. 140 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,083 - Maybe the plane will crash. - Sorry. 141 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,040 Sorry. 142 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,708 Sorry I'm late. 143 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:43,087 Picking up my new business cards - going global. 144 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:47,059 Hitler's selling underfloor heating to Australians. Oh, this is gonna be huge. 145 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,636 - Graham, what is that on your face? - What? 146 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,888 That. That monstrosity. 147 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,058 - Oh, you mean the moustache? - Yes, the moustache. 148 00:07:56,059 --> 00:08:00,062 I'm about to meet my future family, I can't have you turn up looking like a... 149 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,231 - Like a... - Genocidal Fascist dictator. 150 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,317 What are you talking about? Moustaches are really in at the moment. 151 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,195 - Not Hitler moustaches. - Look, it's how my facial hair grows. 152 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,739 Alright? I can't help the fact it looks like Hitler's. 153 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,783 Why are you being so negative, anyway? 154 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,409 Why can't it be a Chaplin moustache? 155 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,163 - Sit down, you're in the way. - Sorry. 156 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,665 - Jesus! - Bloody Hitler. 157 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,750 Ruined this moustache for everyone. 158 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,128 Guys... 159 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,464 - We're going to Australia. - Yeah, with 14 stopovers. 160 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,639 Yes, stewardess! A bottle of your cheapest champagne, please! 161 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,682 Toast to my friend, David Locking! 162 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,276 Mr David Locking! 163 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,027 Jorge Buentiempo! 164 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:51,039 ..754 miles, 8,754 miles. 165 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:59,246 Coconut Mist. Now available duty-free. Coconut Mist. 166 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,875 I thought that was never gonna end. It was worse than a jazz concert. 167 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,376 Really? I slept most of the way. 168 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,212 That's ‘cause you weren't sitting next to the droning clock. 169 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,423 I can't believe he's doing the best man speech. 170 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:12,134 - I've have done much better. - Thought I'd give him a boost. 171 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:15,054 - Something else to focus on. - I'd have been fuckin' hilarious. 172 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,972 - David Locking? - Yes? 173 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,932 Come this way, please. 174 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,269 - Take the bag. - Why? 175 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,439 I've got something in it for David's stag do. I don't want it searched. 176 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,818 - Absolutely not. - Look at me, I'm sweaty. 177 00:09:27,819 --> 00:09:30,903 I look guilty as hell. They won't search you, you're too confident. 178 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,488 True and I'm still not taking it. 179 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,908 - Uh, have we done something wrong? - Not at all, Mr Locking. 180 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,203 I work for your father-in-law and you're going straight to the VIP room. 181 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,580 Welcome to Australia. 182 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,665 VIP. Bloody damn it. 183 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,627 Now they're never gonna X-ray your bag. 184 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,551 Welcome to VIP X-ray. 185 00:09:48,552 --> 00:09:50,890 Please hand your bags to the attendant. 186 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,272 - Graham Vincent? - Yes? 187 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,031 Shall we pop this in your duty-free bag, sir? 188 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:12,027 - That was embarrassing. - Why d'you get a gimp mask, anyway? 189 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,247 - Who does that? - I thought it'd be a laugh. 190 00:10:14,248 --> 00:10:16,073 We're in Australia. 191 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,616 Who could survive here? 192 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,119 All that sun and beefs gonna piss you off eventually. 193 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,620 I could learn to live with it. 194 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,831 Gonna call Sarah, let her know we've arrived. 195 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,834 Yeah, she's probably sitting by the phone counting the minutes. 196 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,335 There she is. There's Mia. 197 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,464 Damn signal. 198 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,092 Mia! 199 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,016 David! 200 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:42,474 - Oh, you alright? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. 201 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,017 I'm good. 202 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,186 - How was the flight? - Fine. 203 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,030 - Really long, though. - Yeah? 204 00:10:48,031 --> 00:10:49,356 Yeah... 205 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,817 - I'll leave you to it, then. - OK. 206 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,695 - Meet the guys. Uh, this is... - No, no, no, don't tell me. 207 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:58,282 Um, Tom, Luke and... 208 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,160 This is a Chaplin moustache by the way. 209 00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,243 ..Graham. 210 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,245 David's pretty much told me everything. 211 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,669 Well, I hope he hasn't been slagging us off too much. 212 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:08,584 Of course not. He just called you a pack of pricks but that was it. 213 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,920 - What, really? - No, no! He didn't really. 214 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,344 Anyway, I brought the big car so we're all gonna fit. 215 00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:16,884 - It's OK, we've organized a car rental. - Are you sure? 216 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,887 It's quite a hike and might be the only time I get you all to myself. 217 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:23,223 - Well, then, spend it with David. - You don't know where you're going. 218 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,976 And God created satellites. It's fine, Graham's driving. 219 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,978 - What? No, I'm not. - Yeah, you are. 220 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:31,899 Go, go and exchange some bodily fluids, you know, we'll see you later. 221 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,743 Alright, cool. 222 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,738 - See you later. - See ya. 223 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:38,947 Bye. 224 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,074 ..this is my chair, I paid for it. 225 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,035 - We good? - Yeah. 226 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,371 Don't hang up, don't hang up, please! Come on. Sarah! 227 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,457 Luke, come on, man. 228 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,292 - Sarah, she's... - Oh, shut up. 229 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,045 - So, here we are. - Yep. 230 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,672 We're getting married tomorrow. 231 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,965 Yep. 232 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,387 Doesn't give me much time to get to know your parents. 233 00:11:59,388 --> 00:12:01,387 Oh, we've got all the time in the world. 234 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,058 God... I've waited... three whole months... 235 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,035 Ooh, what have we here? 236 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:21,036 I don't think she was that happy to hear from me. 237 00:12:21,037 --> 00:12:23,242 What, really? What's wrong with her? 238 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,245 See, if I broke up with a girl, what I'd want her to do 239 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,455 is ring me and hassle me constantly. 240 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,667 - At least I've had a girl. - I've had girlfriends, Luke. 241 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,466 Inflatable girlfriends don't count. 242 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:37,047 Look, I've told you a thousand times, that was delivered to me by mistake. 243 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,517 Anyway, I will phone her and I'll keep phoning her 244 00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:41,051 until she agrees to take me back. 245 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,095 - Good plan, Luke! 246 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,525 I can't believe I can actually reach out and touch you. 247 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,732 If it wasn't for that photo, I'd swear Tuvalu was just... 248 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,651 A dream? 249 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:01,873 Yeah, sometimes I wish I'd just snap my fingers and we'd be back there. 250 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,334 Be careful what you wish for. 251 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:13,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 252 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,719 What are we doing in the middle of the jungle, Tom? 253 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,924 Does that thing have any idea where it's going? 254 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,926 Yeah, we're just on a small detour. 255 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,762 Found this guy, he said he could sell us some weed for tonight. 256 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:30,726 Are you mental? I'm not taking a detour to some skanky drug dealer's house. 257 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,479 We're supposed to be here for David! 258 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,229 This is for David, bell end. 259 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,357 For his stag night. We can't have stag night without weed, can we? 260 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,484 - Can't we? - No! 261 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,658 It's just down here, anyway. Turn left. 262 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,541 - Yester? - Yester Grange. 263 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:53,462 Oldest house in the Blue Mountains. 264 00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:55,005 Wow. 265 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:05,057 Mum, Daph, meet David. 266 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,599 David, this is my adorable mum, Barbara. 267 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,477 Welcome to the family, David. 268 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,026 Um, Mum, he's British, you're scaring him. 269 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,246 Oh, I'm sorry. 270 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:28,283 - Um, hi, I'm Daphne. - Daph, my sister and my bestest mate. 271 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,452 Great to meet you. 272 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,251 - So where's... - The old crock? 273 00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:37,459 My husband has been the only man in this house for almost 25 years. 274 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:41,090 So, please, excuse his... 275 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,841 ..enthusiasm. 276 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,803 - Right. - Don't worry, he won't eat you. 277 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,055 Yeah, we fed him a big breakfast. 278 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,891 So, sweetheart, ready to meet the senator? 279 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,441 Uh, yeah. Can't wait. 280 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,736 You're not seriously getting out of the car, are you? 281 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,197 - Haven't you seen Wolf Creek? - What? 282 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,698 It'll be fine. 283 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,368 - You coming, Luke? - You go, just leave me here to die. 284 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,371 Luke, can you look after my bag, please? It's got all my stuff in it. 285 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,421 After I've been raped and murdered and out into small pieces, sure. 286 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,255 Wait! Wait! 287 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,093 Tom, can we get in and out as quickly as possible, please? 288 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,346 He's a drug dealer, Graham. 289 00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:31,471 Do you think we're gonna stay for tea and cakes? 290 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,598 You're the one who brought your overnight bag. 291 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:37,269 I told the caterer, no wheat, no dairy, no nuts, 292 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,439 no gluten, no seafood, no marzipan. What's so hard about that? 293 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,566 Jim! 294 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,819 - It's time. - Well, well, well. 295 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,405 We meet at last. 296 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,073 The hero of Tuvalu. 297 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,117 David, my dad, Jim Ramme. 298 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,703 Hmm, I was expecting a little more beef. 299 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,165 Dad... be supportive. 300 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,376 Yeah, I'd give him a minute before you start busting his balls. 301 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,170 I see you've met Daphne. 302 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:06,006 There we were, hoping she'd get married as well one day. 303 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,841 Turns out she's a lesbian. 304 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:12,179 David, you must be exhausted. Would you like to freshen up? 305 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,432 Actually, that'd be... 306 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,600 He probably wants to get stuck into the grand tour, don't you, Dave? 307 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:20,026 You know, it's been a really long flight and everything so... 308 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,483 The tour would be great. 309 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,991 - Hi! Are you Ray? - No. 310 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,868 We're looking for Ray. 311 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,370 Said we could come by and get some - 312 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,590 You know... Some weed. 313 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,211 Come inside. 314 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,340 Mad Frank send you? 315 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,015 No, I emailed you. Um... 316 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,185 I'm Tom, from the website, remember? 317 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:01,019 - Who's the bag man? - It's just my friend, Graham. 318 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,648 This isn't a Hitler moustache, by the way. It's just how my facial hair grows. 319 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,242 - Sit the fuck down. - OK. 320 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,786 So, how much do you need? 321 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,586 Five, ten kilos? 322 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,173 Just an eighth if that's cool. 323 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,005 It's for a friend's stag night. 324 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,801 I'd prefer it if you tried it first. 325 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,679 I don't want you pounding down my door in the middle of the night 326 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,180 saying I sold you dodgy grass. 327 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,809 I don't think we'll be doing that. 328 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,981 I said, I'd prefer it if you tried it first. 329 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,991 Tastes good, doesn't it? 330 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,451 Tastes quite... Quite fruity. 331 00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,995 Next up, the sauna. 332 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,164 12-inch window with a five-star view. 333 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,375 That's funny. 334 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:10,005 - That wasn't a joke, Dave. - Grandad built that sauna in 1963. 335 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:14,801 Carpenter, struggling to raise seven children, now I own the whole property. 336 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:18,013 You can have it all, Dave, if you don't mind getting your hands dirty. 337 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,181 You see that house over there? 338 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,651 You play your cards right and it's got your name on it. 339 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,147 - So, you guys mates? - Yeah. 340 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,107 Grew up on the same street. 341 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:33,194 I used to have mates but most of them are in prison or dead now. 342 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,448 Look, I've tried making new friends, you know, on the internet and that 343 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,992 but I don't know, you can't trust anyone. 344 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,162 One day they're your best mate, 345 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,914 the next they're stabbing you in the back for a gram of speed 346 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,042 and you wind up having to break their kneecaps 347 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,586 with a fucking ironing board, then where are ya? 348 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,181 - D'you mind if I use your toilet? - In the meth lab. 349 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,181 Tom... 350 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,060 Hey, would you like to see my new tattoo? 351 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,022 Yeah. 352 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,161 - Ain't she a corker? - Yeah. 353 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,282 - What is it? - Well, it's a little kid crying. 354 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:23,078 And those are his bastard parents leaving him for dead. 355 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,829 It's original. 356 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,581 And I've saved the best for last. 357 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,168 Pull your socks up, Dave, ‘cause they're about to get knocked off. 358 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,004 This is it - Jim Ramme HQ. 359 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,174 It's... impressive. 360 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,010 This is also where we keep Ramsy. 361 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,179 Uh, who's Ramsy? 362 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,223 He's the son Dad never had. 363 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,017 I thought you were. 364 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,603 Prepare yourself, Dave, to meet the numero uno, 365 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,356 the king of kings, the champion of champions. 366 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,361 This is Ramsy. 367 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,576 Wow. A sheep. 368 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,657 In the house. 369 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,201 He's not just any old sheep. 370 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,625 The day I was photographed with this golden fleece, 371 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,580 my political career turned around. 372 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:14,587 You've met my terrifyingly efficient right-hand woman, Maureen Coate. 373 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,799 Mr Locking, I prepared an Excel spreadsheet of the proceedings 374 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,926 for you and your colourful companions. 375 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,021 David, where are your friends? 376 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,016 - You got parents? - Uh, yes. 377 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,810 Oh, you're lucky. 378 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,311 Yeah, my parents disowned me 379 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,779 when I got done for aggravated assault and battery 380 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,275 at Kentucky Fried Chicken. 381 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,653 I still think about them. 382 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,156 - My parents... - It's only natural. 383 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:49,748 Can I share with you something personal? 384 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,168 I've started getting panic attacks. 385 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,379 One minute I'll just be sitting down real nice and calm 386 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,090 and the next, I don't know, I feel like I'm gonna shit myself 387 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,800 or I'm gonna puke or... 388 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,844 I feel like I'm trapped in a sauna, you know? 389 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:05,439 Can't breathe, it's all sweaty, it's fucked. 390 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:12,020 Wow. Wow. Wow. 391 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,147 I don't know what it is but... 392 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:17,152 I feel like you and I... 393 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,997 ..you know, we've got a really special connection. 394 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,784 Tom! 395 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,369 - Hey, you want to see something cool? - Yeah! 396 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,213 Wait there. 397 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,919 Can we get out of here, please? This guy's starting to freak me out. 398 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,797 So, gloves off, what do you think? 399 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,423 Shrewd choice, sweet pea... 400 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,803 handsome, sweet, diplomatically quiet. 401 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:48,807 Yeah, and you know what they say about the quiet ones? 402 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,725 Tomorrow's gonna be tough. 403 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:54,145 My little girl says you can handle it and that's good enough for me. 404 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:58,566 Half the power brokers in Australia are going to be in that marquee. 405 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,362 The knives will be out and they won't be for cutting the cake. 406 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,990 But watch them fall on their swords 407 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:08,993 when you and future senator Mia Ramme step up to the mike. 408 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,788 - Mia wants to be a senator? - She sure does. 409 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,373 She just doesn't know it yet. 410 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:16,376 Here, check this shit out. 411 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,002 Just got it in from Malaysia. 412 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,922 This fat old woman, she swallowed the lot 413 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,632 and shat them out into a bowl. 414 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,759 I got a big fucking bag of it, eh. 415 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,387 - Interested? - I don't... It's not really my thing. 416 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:28,930 But... Oh, is that the time? 417 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,140 We should probably go now, Tom, don't you think? 418 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,394 Well, I was thinking maybe while you're in town, we could go for a beer. 419 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,896 - Huh? - We'll go for a beer. 420 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:40,900 Well, I'd love to but we've got lots on so... 421 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,279 - What have we got going on? - We've got the wedding. 422 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,030 Yeah, but after the wedding, we've got literally nothing. 423 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,783 Terrific. You give us your number and I'll give you a call. 424 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,326 - My number? - Yeah, yeah. 425 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,329 Uh, my number. Well, I can't remember it ‘cause it's a new phone. 426 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,296 Here, just take one of his business cards. 427 00:22:55,297 --> 00:22:56,713 It's got his number, his email 428 00:22:56,714 --> 00:22:59,252 and if you really have nothing to do, there's Twitter. 429 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:02,005 Maybe we could go out for a meal, yeah? 430 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,008 - Yeah, that would be fantastic. - Great. 431 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,519 - Don't worry about it. - Thanks, man. 432 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,811 - So, it's a date? - Yeah. 433 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,150 Total bloody knob end. 434 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,776 Why d'you give that guy my card? 435 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,698 I don't want to go to dinner with that guy! 436 00:23:25,699 --> 00:23:27,915 - Don't you? - Of course not! He's a psychopath! 437 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:30,658 Let's get out of here before he invites me on a weekend break. 438 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:40,837 Ah! 439 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,840 Jesus Christ on a bike! 440 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:49,391 Dave, your... mates are here. 441 00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:00,104 Interesting choice of facial scrub you got there, fella. 442 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,648 It's just the way my hair grows. 443 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,776 Well, there's only room for one dictator in this family. 444 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,997 I'm so hungry, I could eat a sack full of baby kittens. 445 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,575 This is amazing, Barbara. What is it? 446 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:16,162 We have Crystal Cove prawns, Coffin Bay oysters 447 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,588 and lobster mornay in a cheese sauce. 448 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:29,175 Sorry - it's cheese. 449 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,885 I get malaise. 450 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,012 So, what do you do, Luke? 451 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,057 I fall in love with women who then shit on me from a great height. 452 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,185 You shouldn't put them on a pedestal. 453 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,359 So what are the bride and groom going to be doing 454 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,064 on their final night of freedom? 455 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:46,985 Oh, we're gonna crank up the Abba, turn on the sauna, get pedicures. 456 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,153 Maybe do some underarm hair waxing. 457 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,782 - Oh, Daphne. Girls only, I'm afraid. - Oh, that's a shame. 458 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,784 What about you boys? 459 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:57,206 I think we'll just head out, have a quiet drink or two. 460 00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:59,079 - Just two? - You're welcome to join us. 461 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,550 Yeah, Jim, come with us. We're gonna get wankered. 462 00:25:01,551 --> 00:25:03,167 Not wankered. 463 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,762 Don't listen to what he says, we're gonna get wankered. 464 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,799 I'm sorry about my friends, that was awful. 465 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,759 Come on, they're really funny. 466 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,429 They're not meant to be funny, they're meant to be normal. 467 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:17,181 Baby, it's a wedding, OK? Worlds collide. 468 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:26,024 So, this is it, isn't it? 469 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,651 I'm not gonna see you till you're walking down the aisle. 470 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,325 Afraid not. 471 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,782 Love you, Mr Locking. 472 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,456 - Fuck me, mate, she's loaded. - Can you keep your voice down? 473 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,380 Alright, David? You seem a bit stressed. 474 00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:46,085 I am stressed. I just found out I'm about to marry a Kennedy, 475 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,712 you turn up acting like morons. 476 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,381 - Who's acting like morons? - You vomited onto your plate. 477 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,760 - It had cheese. - Look, this wedding is important. 478 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,678 More important than anything ever so I need everyone to behave. 479 00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,015 OK. 480 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:03,817 I'm not going anywhere and you're not getting me wankered. 481 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:08,399 I'm completely wankered, you bastards. 482 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,486 11th hour with the lads, of course you were gonna get wankered. 483 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:14,530 You're not seriously going to move out here, are you, David? 484 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,365 What‘ll happen to us if you go? 485 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:20,578 I'll always be there for you, mate, wherever I am. 486 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,081 We're practically brothers. 487 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:28,086 So what? If Chip doesn't have a penis, it doesn't reflect on you. 488 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,171 Who told you Chip doesn't have a penis? 489 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,006 - Tom did. - Tom! 490 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,383 That Chip has sailed! 491 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:35,927 This place is a nightmare. 492 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,013 They don't tell you about all this shit in the adverts, do they? 493 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,681 Guys, watch this. 494 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,017 Graham. Graham. 495 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,061 What the fuck is that on your neck, man? 496 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,858 - Get it off me! Get it off me! 497 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,195 Get off me! Get off me! 498 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:57,156 Seriously, where is it? Where is it? Where is it, guys? 499 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,784 It's on the ground, Graham, with all the other leaves. 500 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,787 Bastards. 501 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,542 What the fuck do we have here? 502 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,055 Look at the size of his man boobs. 503 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,009 This isn't just any sheep, Graham. 504 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,387 This is Ramsy. 505 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,140 The ram behind the man. 506 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:29,355 - David, get in there. - No, no, I will not... 507 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:39,615 Six hours and 59 minutes till lift-off. Go, go, go, people! 508 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,289 - Come on! 509 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,166 It's not too late to elope. 510 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:52,003 Oh, yeah, Dad would be cool if I went and eloped. 511 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,590 Yeah, leave it to me to do all the bad-ass stuff in this family. 512 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:59,594 Like smoking, failing uni, eating cheesecake. 513 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:03,389 And pretending to be a lesbian just to piss Dad off. 514 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:06,601 Daph, is it normal to feel this nervous? 515 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:10,563 Yeah, you could be about to make the biggest mistake of your life. 516 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:14,150 ♪ It's a beautiful morning 517 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,569 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 518 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:20,573 ♪ I think I'll just go outside for a while 519 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,373 ♪ And just smile 520 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:28,164 ♪ Just take in some clean fresh air, boy 521 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:31,375 ♪ Ain't no sense in staying inside 522 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:36,172 ♪ If the weather’s fine and you still got the time 523 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,217 ♪ It's your chance to wake up and plan 524 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:42,178 ♪ Another brand-new day ♪ Either way 525 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:45,014 ♪ It's a beautiful morning... ♪ 526 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,682 Aaah! 527 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,560 - Fuck it! 528 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,896 Luke! Tom! 529 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:55,983 - What are you shouting about? - What do you think I'm shouting about? 530 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:59,153 Get it off me! 531 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:03,157 Alright, alright, calm down. 532 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:06,285 Quick! Get it off me, please. I can't breathe. 533 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:08,371 - What do you look like? - Just get it off me. 534 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,914 Please. 535 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:14,001 ♪ ..sun shines when you're still inside, man 536 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,170 ♪ Still inside 537 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:19,382 ♪ Still inside, the sun shines... ♪ 538 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,010 Hey, Ramsy. 539 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,813 Oh, for fuck's sake. 540 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,997 - Hang on, I got to get that. 541 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,582 No, not while I'm like this, Tom. 542 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,211 - What the fuck happened to my hand? - Tom... 543 00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:00,423 - Tom. - Barbara, hi. 544 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:04,019 I see you made it through the big night out in one piece. 545 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:11,017 Um, just checking if you needed any clean... towels. 546 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:14,020 No, I think we're OK for towels. Graham? 547 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:18,607 - Need some towels? - Uh, no, thanks, Barbara. Thank you. 548 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,527 David might like some. 549 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:24,372 Rightio, then. 550 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:27,746 Bye, Barbara. 551 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:45,801 Morning, David! All ready for the big day? 552 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,053 Yeah. 553 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,221 Just wondering if I could check in your room... 554 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:52,600 God, no! Uh, I mean, no. Thanks. 555 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:58,981 OK, well, if you need anything, if you need anything at all, 556 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,566 you just let me know, OK? 557 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,068 Yep. 558 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,787 - OK, bye. - Bye. 559 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:13,206 - You alright, bruv? 560 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,799 Back off. - Jesus, Graham! 561 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,793 Why are you wearing a gimp mask? 562 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:22,004 Ah! He put it on me while I was asleep. 563 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,090 I don't know why you thought that'd be funny. 564 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,801 - Yeah, must be insane, it's not funny. - Stop it! 565 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:30,054 The bigger question is what is Ramsy doing in my room? 566 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,932 - Who? - The sheep! 567 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,810 Jim's sheep. 568 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,562 That's right, the little fucker bit me 569 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,190 It's in my room just like a lady... sheep. 570 00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:44,568 - That was your idea to put it in drag. - Oh, yeah, I did, didn't I? 571 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,612 I thought it'd be quite funny at the time. 572 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,490 You need to get him back before someone realises he's missing. 573 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:52,785 If Jim finds out we fucked with Ram, he's gonna go apes hit. 574 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,454 And I don't want to deal with that on my wedding day, do you? 575 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,998 - No. - Right then, so fix it. 576 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:01,961 Get her... him back to the old house. 577 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,464 Sorry. 578 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:18,191 ♪ I rode my bicycle past your window last night 579 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:25,025 ♪ I roller skated to your door at daylight 580 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,361 ♪ It almost seemed... ♪ - Tom, seriously! 581 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,205 Can you stop filming me, please? 582 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,953 ♪ But you got something I need... ♪ 583 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,373 It's an elephant in sheep's clothing. 584 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,375 Oh, bless. It kind of suits him. 585 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:44,587 - Just, please, sort this out, OK? 586 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:47,055 And, Graham, shave off that bloody Hitler moustache 587 00:32:47,056 --> 00:32:48,675 or you're not coming to the wedding. 588 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:50,801 - Seriously? - Yes, seriously. 589 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,013 ♪ You got something for me? 590 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:57,808 ♪ Oh, I got a brand-new pair of roller skates 591 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,019 ♪ You got a brand-new key... ♪ 592 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,357 Hi, Sarah, it's Luke. 593 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,693 Four in the morning? Oh, I'm sorry. 594 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,362 ♪ Don't go too fast 595 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,698 ♪ But I go pretty far... ♪ 596 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,618 Tom, shouldn't you put some clothes on while you're doing that? 597 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,917 - You think he wants to see you naked? - He's naked. 598 00:33:17,918 --> 00:33:20,581 - Don't be so repressed, Graham. - I'm not repressed, Tom. 599 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:23,334 I just don't want to see your knob first thing in the morning. 600 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,463 - I already feel sick. - Yeah, sick with envy. 601 00:33:25,464 --> 00:33:30,341 ♪ Oh, yeah 602 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,426 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 603 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:36,222 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 604 00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:38,349 Look, it's totally understandable, Graham, 605 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,148 for you to wish you had a body like mine. 606 00:33:40,149 --> 00:33:42,811 Oh, yeah, I really wish I looked like a big ginger spider. 607 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,314 I've got a low centre of gravity which is quite handy 608 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:48,067 when you're playing sports like football and stuff bec... 609 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,784 - Tom. Tom. - What's the matter? 610 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:59,584 I think I must have picked it up from Ray's by mistake. 611 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,791 Are you completely fucked in the head, Graham? 612 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,758 You don't steal drugs from a guy like Ray. 613 00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:07,720 I didn't steal it, Tom, it was an accident. 614 00:34:07,721 --> 00:34:10,381 What kind of a bell end takes a bag of cocaine by accident? 615 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,091 Oh, my God. 616 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:15,594 We're dead. He's gonna beat us to death with the iron. 617 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,846 What do you mean, we? I didn't steal his stash. 618 00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:22,017 Well, he's your dealer. I didn't wanna go there in the first place! 619 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:24,395 Oh, my God, Tom. 620 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,114 - You have to take it back. - What? 621 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,986 - You alright, mate? - I'm fine, yeah. 622 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:34,572 - Sorted out that sheep yet? - Pretty much, yeah. 623 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:37,783 Good. I can't afford any fuck-ups today, OK? 624 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:41,787 Yeah, uh, talking about that, I think me and Graham might need to nip off 625 00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:43,330 just for an hour or so. 626 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,800 - What? - We got something we need to do... 627 00:34:45,801 --> 00:34:48,502 If you leave me today, I swear I'll never speak to you again. 628 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,380 - Do you understand? - Yeah, no problem. 629 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:55,560 You look great. 630 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,600 - Well? - It's a no-go. 631 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,642 Oh... 632 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,936 We'll have to take it back first thing tomorrow 633 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,230 and explain what happened. Ray'll understand. 634 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:11,025 - He's a reasonable man. - He's a very unreasonable man, Tom! 635 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:13,736 Did you hear what he said about smashing people's kneecaps 636 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,237 with household appliances? 637 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:19,658 Shut up! Does that look like reasonable behaviour to you, Tom? 638 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,244 - Not what you're showing me, no. - You should call him. 639 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,414 - Fuck off! - Just say we'll bring the bag tomorrow. 640 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,838 Why don't you give him a call? You're the one he likes. 641 00:35:27,839 --> 00:35:31,008 Because I'll fuck it up. You know I will. I'll say something stupid. 642 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,599 You're such a pain in the arse! 643 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,886 - Got no reception. - Please try. 644 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,596 You owe me for this. 645 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,181 ♪ Ooh la la la 646 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:45,809 ♪ Oh, I've got a brand-new pair of roller skates 647 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,155 ♪ You got a brand-new key. ♪ 648 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:54,568 Ah, you look like a really beautiful meringue. 649 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,788 Don't make me laugh, I can't breathe. 650 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:02,576 - Something old. - Oh, Mum, not your lucky coin. 651 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,170 You might need it. 652 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:08,457 Hello, Ray? Yeah, it's terrible reception. 653 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,881 - It's an answering machine. - Leave a message. 654 00:36:10,882 --> 00:36:13,462 - Can you just step back a bit? ..after the beep. 655 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,589 Yeah, hi, Ray. It's Tom and Graham. 656 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,175 Listen, we hate to tell you this but we've got your coke. 657 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,678 - Tell him it was a mistake. - It was a mistake of course. 658 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,773 - And we'll bring it back tomorrow. - Shut up. 659 00:36:22,774 --> 00:36:24,306 - Alright. - Not you, Ray. 660 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,392 That was Graham being a shithead as usual. 661 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:29,311 Anyway, we're really sorry, man. We'll bring it back tomorrow. 662 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,735 - And hope we haven't caused any... - Inconvenience. 663 00:36:31,736 --> 00:36:33,859 ..inconvenience and have a great weekend. 664 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,653 There, done. 665 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,321 Cheers, mate. 666 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,450 Now get dressed quickly, we're gonna be late. 667 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:46,251 My wedding suit. I left it in the bag at Ray's. 668 00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,254 Oh, spoiled for choice. 669 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,673 Political king maker Jim Ramme 670 00:36:57,674 --> 00:37:01,009 negotiates a different kind of coalition today ... 671 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,888 the wedding of his daughter Mia, or should that be Princess Mia, 672 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,099 to David Locking. 673 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,943 How's that? Crap? 674 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:21,447 ♪ This morning I woke up with this feeling 675 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:24,074 ♪ I didn't know how to deal with 676 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:27,870 ♪ So I just decided to myself... ♪ 677 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,664 Borrow some ugg boots if you're getting cold feet, Dave. 678 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,667 Oh, Jim. Not at all. 679 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,253 There's only one person you got to impress here today. 680 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,839 - I know, Mi... - Eddie Marshall. 681 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,466 Chief Party Whip. 682 00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:43,886 He's the last man standing between you and your surprise wedding present. 683 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,596 So why don't you slide over there 684 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,476 and dazzle him with some of your cheeky English charm? 685 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:04,072 - Hey, Luke. - David. 686 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,866 - You... 687 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:07,951 - ..doing OK? - Yeah, I'm doing fine. 688 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,912 I'm really, really good. 689 00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:12,206 Never better. 690 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,666 - Did you call Sarah again? - Yeah. 691 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:19,046 Uh, she said that she hates my guts and that she wishes I were dead. 692 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:20,672 Jesus, Luke. 693 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,925 Look, Dave, please, come on, look, it's fine. 694 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:23,973 OK. 695 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,098 You look like my Uncle Reggie who's dead. 696 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,476 Great! I look like a total idiot. 697 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,853 Look at these sleeves, they're too long! 698 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,152 - Just keep your arms by your side. - What, all day? 699 00:38:37,153 --> 00:38:38,690 I'll look like a fucking penguin. 700 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:41,112 Oh, these are the itchiest trousers I've ever worn. 701 00:38:41,113 --> 00:38:42,612 Seriously, it's unbearable. 702 00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:46,114 You're lucky you have any trousers at all. Now, stop scratching your balls. 703 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,867 Speaker of the House, Marion Bowers. 704 00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:50,244 And my old mate, Commissioner Leo Marinetti. 705 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:53,080 Commissioner Marinetti. Nice to meet you all. 706 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:56,667 - Any of your family joining you, David? - David lost his family. 707 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,253 - But he has us now. - Well, almost. 708 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:02,548 So we'll count his friends as family until then. 709 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,883 It's a very important thing, family. 710 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:07,261 - You need to appreciate them. - Yeah. 711 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:10,264 Even when the maid of honour turns into the best man? 712 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,723 Ouch. 713 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,647 That's families for you. 714 00:39:13,648 --> 00:39:16,895 When they're no longer around to drive you bonkers, you wish they were. 715 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,231 But by then it's too late. 716 00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:21,275 All you're left with are regrets 717 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:23,360 Memories. 718 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,112 Wasted years. 719 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,489 Excuse me a minute. 720 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,907 I look bloody mental! 721 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:32,119 What kind of grenade takes his luggage into a drug dealer's anyway? 722 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,162 Tom! You made us go there in the first place! 723 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,789 Excuse me. Graham! 724 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:39,585 - What the hell are you wearing? - I forgot my suit, had to borrow this. 725 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:42,045 La Primavera 726 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,889 - Oh, God, this is it. - Bloody hell. 727 00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:47,885 Before I forget, Tom, my wedding present for Mia. 728 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,684 What, a mobile phone? That's romantic. 729 00:39:49,685 --> 00:39:52,264 A video. Just before my speech, plug it into the monitor, 730 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:53,765 hit play when I give the word. 731 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,814 - Got it. - You got that sheep back, yeah? 732 00:39:55,815 --> 00:39:57,477 Oh, no! l forgot. 733 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,856 - How did you forget? - There's a lot going on, David. 734 00:39:59,857 --> 00:40:02,774 Just make sure you deal with it straight after the ceremony, OK? 735 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,738 - Oh, Jesus, we've lost Luke. - Oh, God. 736 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,282 - What the fuck is he doing? 737 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:13,118 Alright, we'll deal with him. Graham, stick him in the car. 738 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,042 - What? Why me? - I'm taking care of David. 739 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,673 - Let's do this. - Right behind you, brother. 740 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,884 - What are you doing? 741 00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,469 Ah! 742 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,314 Jesus, Luke! How much have you drunk? 743 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,442 - Here you go, the ring. - Thanks. 744 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,665 ♪ Pachelbel's Canon 745 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:11,393 ♪ The Wedding March 746 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,227 Here we go. 747 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:50,674 Dearly beloved, when someone puts a ring on the finger of another, 748 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:53,969 they pronounce, Now you are mine 749 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:57,889 That act of possession removes mystery 750 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:01,268 and marks the end of a relationship, not the beginning, 751 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:06,398 because real wisdom does not try to own love, 752 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:08,734 doesn't try to control it 753 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,945 but simply stands in awe and says, 754 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:14,870 I love you 755 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,292 ♪ Rock music 756 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:25,168 David, please place the ring on Mia's finger. 757 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:29,212 ♪ Rock music 758 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,762 Mia, please place the ring on David's finger. 759 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:34,719 ♪ Rock music 760 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:39,723 Mia, do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband... 761 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,183 ♪ Rock music 762 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,809 ..to have and to hold... 763 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,227 ♪ Rock music 764 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,650 ..in sickness and in health... 765 00:42:45,651 --> 00:42:46,813 ♪ Rock music 766 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,361 - ..till death do you part? - I do. 767 00:42:48,362 --> 00:42:50,405 ♪ Rock music 768 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:54,571 And, David, do you take this woman 769 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,495 to be your lawful wedded wife... 770 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:00,911 ..to have and to hold... 771 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,454 Ah! 772 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,206 ..in sickness and in health 773 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:06,291 till death do you part? 774 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,834 I do. 775 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,087 Ooh! Oof! 776 00:43:09,088 --> 00:43:10,796 By the power vested in me, 777 00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:14,466 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 778 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:17,260 - You may now kiss the bride. - Ball! 779 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:19,221 Massive ball! 780 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:35,612 Well, I promised you a ball and boy, didn't I deliver? 781 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,615 So, into the marquee. Uh, put your drinks on my tab. 782 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:41,201 Let's get this Liberal Party started, eh? 783 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,786 Are you OK? 784 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,831 Two feet to the right and Eddie Marshall would have been flattened 785 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:47,374 by a runaway flower arrangement. 786 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,171 He always comes up smelling of roses! 787 00:43:49,172 --> 00:43:50,340 That is not helping! 788 00:43:50,341 --> 00:43:53,421 - It's probably just a sprain. - Mia, I am so sorry. 789 00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:56,216 David, don't worry about it, honestly. 790 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:59,219 Look on the bright side, we'll probably be a YouTube sensation. 791 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,387 Great! 792 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,430 - Oh, easy, easy, easy. - Mine, it's mine. 793 00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:03,473 Luke! 794 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,851 We're almost there. 795 00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:08,061 Uh, Jim. 796 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:12,023 - I am so, so sorry. - For what? 797 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:15,026 Your best man playing skittles with the Australian parliament? 798 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:18,281 You had better go and tell your mates to pull their thick heads in, Dave. 799 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,002 Eddie! 800 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:30,375 Aah! So sorry, man. Don't know what happened. 801 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:33,211 You drank three bottles of champagne, that's what happened. 802 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,255 I was loosening up for the best man's speech 803 00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:37,132 which is under control. 804 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:40,218 By the way, congratulations to David and Mia... 805 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,845 OK, you don't have to do it now. 806 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:43,597 I'm so glad that you found a woman 807 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:46,308 - Don't peak too early. - Told you it should have been me. 808 00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:48,152 ..acting like a filthy whore. 809 00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,238 That was rubbish. 810 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,481 My God, they must hate me. 811 00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:55,609 Of course they don't hate you. Who could? 812 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:57,203 Shit. 813 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,031 Whoa, leave her alone, leave her alone. Put her down. 814 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:03,501 We're gonna need to rethink the best man's speech. 815 00:45:03,502 --> 00:45:05,244 I'll take care of it. 816 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,788 Stop it. Sony. 817 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:12,000 ♪ Love 818 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:16,051 ♪ Exciting and new 819 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,846 ♪ Come aboard 820 00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:22,135 ♪ We're expecting 821 00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:24,059 Sorry, I've got really itchy trousers. 822 00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:26,806 Oh, you can play with your balls till you're blue in the face, 823 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,024 it doesn't bother me. 824 00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:31,853 - I really like your outfit. - You do? 825 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:35,028 It's a really nice... outfit. 826 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,485 Yeah, well, I wasn't gonna wear a dress. 827 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:41,446 Even if these pants do ride up my bum crack. 828 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:43,907 Here you are, mate... 829 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,617 Well, I'd happily swap, you know. 830 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,828 I'll wear those trousers and you can wear the itchy... 831 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,665 - Listen, can I borrow you for a second? - Yeah, sure. 832 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:54,000 - This is Daphne, Mia's sister. - Hi, Dorothy. 833 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:55,877 You can have him back in a minute. 834 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:59,839 Wait, Tom, did you have to drag me away like that? I was doing really well. 835 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,592 Come on now, it's never gonna happen. 836 00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,051 Why not? 837 00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:05,053 For one thing, you're in an old man's suit. 838 00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,721 Plus, she's a lesbian. 839 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,807 Yeah? Well, I thought maybe I could turn her. 840 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:12,227 Don't be ridiculous. You won't turn a muff-muncher. Even I'd find it hard. 841 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:15,605 Listen, you're gonna have to take care of the best man's speech. 842 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,816 - Right. - Great. 843 00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:20,193 Sorry, what do you mean by ‘take care of the speech‘? 844 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,572 You have to do the speech, they'll call you in five. 845 00:46:22,573 --> 00:46:24,030 - Right. - Good. 846 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,783 - Sorry, one quick question. - What? 847 00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:29,035 Are you out of your fucking mind? A speech in front of all these people? 848 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,830 - I don't have my material. - I thought you wanted this! 849 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,957 I don't want it thrust on me at the last minute! 850 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,042 - Just make something up! - I can't, Tom. 851 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:38,214 - You make something up. - Listen to me, Graham. 852 00:46:38,215 --> 00:46:40,214 David needs you, this is his wedding day. 853 00:46:40,215 --> 00:46:43,216 So step up and take some responsibility for once in your life. 854 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:47,637 I'm the one who called Ray, you're the one who's doing the speech. 855 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:50,266 And don't worry, I'll give you a hand. 856 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,436 I didn't ruin your wedding day, did I? 857 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:57,605 - Well... - You know I love you so much, dude. 858 00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:59,153 Love you too. 859 00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:04,529 You know, if you had a vagina, I'd probably have sex with you. 860 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:07,741 Actually, I think I'd have sex with you even if you didn't have a 'gina 861 00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:10,410 just to show you what a good friend I think you are. 862 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:14,205 That won't be necessary, but good to know. 863 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:16,083 Now go to bed and sleep it off, OK? 864 00:47:27,595 --> 00:47:30,221 - I... don't know what to say. - Stop. 865 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:32,850 We did it. We're married. 866 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,316 I thought the best thing that's ever happened to me was about to be... 867 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:42,859 Bowled off a cliff? 868 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,703 I don't ever want to lose you, Mia. 869 00:47:44,704 --> 00:47:46,780 Ah, you got me on a beach in Tuvalu. 870 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:49,449 And guess what, now you're stuck with me. 871 00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:55,413 Ladies and gentlemen, please vote one for Mia and Dave Locking-Ramme. 872 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,965 Mr Locking. 873 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:02,712 Mrs Locking. 874 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,135 Shall we? 875 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:09,228 ♪ The Wedding March 876 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:13,807 The rest of the day is gonna be perfect, I promise you. 877 00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:16,059 I'll get it, Ray. I swear, just a few more days. 878 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,603 What do you think I am, a bloody clown? 879 00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:21,606 Eh? Do I look like a clown? Do I? 880 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,400 - Excuse me, Ray. - What? 881 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,485 There's a message on the answering machine. 882 00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:27,033 I think you might wanna hear it. 883 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,997 Hi, Ray. It's Tom and Graham... 884 00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:33,743 We hate... you. 885 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:38,164 We've got your coke... shithead. 886 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,008 Have a great weekend. 887 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,342 Fuck! Fuck! 888 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:53,054 He's stolen my drugs! He's stolen my bloody drugs! 889 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:55,598 I trusted the little bastard! 890 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:58,184 You little prick! I'm gonna string him up! 891 00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:00,562 I'm gonna hang him up by the fucking balls! 892 00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:03,982 Ray, it's a wedding invitation. 893 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:06,236 Get the fucking keys. 894 00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:10,613 Can't believe it. I can't believe I agreed to do this. 895 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,824 What am I gonna say? 896 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:16,536 Why not say something about how we're surprised David's getting married 897 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:19,289 because when we first met him, we totally assumed he was gay? 898 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,166 Oh, yeah, yeah, good one. 899 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:23,668 It's a best man's speech, it's supposed to be funny. 900 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:27,046 Have you been out there? I don't think that's the right audience for this. 901 00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:28,298 They are. 902 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:31,801 What if I say something about Australia being England's old penal colony? 903 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,225 You know, something like that, something relevant. 904 00:49:34,226 --> 00:49:37,599 Why not throw in they're a nation of in-bred pointy-headed sheep fuckers 905 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,100 who think culture is yoghurt? 906 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:41,604 Well, if you're so good, let's see what you've done. 907 00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:46,024 Oh, great, you've drawn some tits! 908 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,193 Thanks, Tom! You're supposed to be helping me! 909 00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:51,029 I am helping you! I told you to do the gay thing. 910 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:52,614 I'm not doing the gay thing. 911 00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:55,158 ♪ Then I knew ♪ I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew 912 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,753 ♪ She could make me happy... ♪ 913 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,207 - Jim. - Yes, dear. 914 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:04,631 What is Eddie Marshall doing at the bridal table? 915 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:08,379 That's odd, there must be some sort of mistake. 916 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:12,260 Maureen doesn't make mistakes. Last chance to come clean, dear. 917 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:16,638 You know how you're always going on about me never being home? 918 00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:21,059 - When do I go on about it? - Well, I'm retiring. 919 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,228 That's right, I'm going to throw in the towel. 920 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,813 And with Eddie's blessing, I'm gonna give my seat to Mia. 921 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:27,566 Is that what Mia wants? 922 00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:31,486 - Have you even asked her? - I don't have to. 923 00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:33,114 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 924 00:50:33,115 --> 00:50:35,281 It's a surprise - my wedding present. 925 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:37,501 It's not your wedding, Jim! 926 00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:43,833 Such a lovely day to be here today. 927 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,087 It's such a lovely day to be here... Oh, Christ! I'm getting the jitters. 928 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,965 Don't think I can go through with this. 929 00:50:50,966 --> 00:50:52,512 Yeah, thought this might happen. 930 00:50:54,593 --> 00:50:57,303 - Is that Ray's coke? - It's just one, he'll never notice. 931 00:50:57,304 --> 00:51:00,223 Are you off your nut?! We've got to give it all back! 932 00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:03,059 I've got to do a speech! I can't do drugs! 933 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:06,729 What shit are you talking, Graham? This will give you a bit of confidence. 934 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:08,607 - Really? - Absolutely. Come on. 935 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,493 Isn't that a bit much? 936 00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:22,963 You need to do a lot otherwise it won't have an impact. 937 00:51:22,964 --> 00:51:24,628 Come on, before someone comes. 938 00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:31,671 - Good afternoon, Barbara. - What in the hell is going on? 939 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:34,841 Uh, we just... We, um... 940 00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:36,389 Is that cocaine? 941 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:39,554 Yeah. 942 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:43,480 Well, don't just stand there gawping. Line ‘em up! 943 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:54,193 You could desalinate your soil by replacing wheat with mallee scrub 944 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:57,864 and that'll earn you big CER bucks into the UN trade subsidy. 945 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,574 Excuse me. 946 00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:03,202 - David. - Wow. That sounded impressive. 947 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:05,747 Four years of political science will do that to you. 948 00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:09,834 - I thought you did sociology. - No, majored in Conflict Resolution. 949 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,878 Very useful in my family. 950 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:14,631 And your psychology degree is going to come in handy. 951 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,841 - Physics. - What? 952 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:20,847 - I did physics. - Oh. Of course you did. 953 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,434 Oh, I knew he wasn't going to let go easily 954 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:29,228 but this one really takes the biscuit. 955 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:32,106 Gotta say, didn't have you pegged as a party girl, Barbara. 956 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,025 Oh, last couple on the dance floor 957 00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:36,402 until Jim became this right-wing maniac. 958 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:38,446 Now look at him - retiring! 959 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:41,032 Giving up his seat for his daughter. 960 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,201 Try forcing it down her throat 961 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:45,703 You can mess with me - that's one thing... 962 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,246 but mess with my kids? 963 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:49,040 No way, Jose, that's it! 964 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,833 End of the road! 965 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:53,961 - Your turn, Graham. - I'm alright, thanks. 966 00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:56,214 Don't be such a wuss. 967 00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:58,843 Meow! Meow! Don't be such a pussy, come on. 968 00:53:00,803 --> 00:53:03,304 - Pussy. 969 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:06,057 ♪ Howzat? ♪ 970 00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:07,767 Eddie's going cold. 971 00:53:07,768 --> 00:53:10,728 Christ! Now what do we do? Barbara's gone AWOL. 972 00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:14,404 Right! Now I'm really going to enjoy myself. 973 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:28,037 It'd be quite bad, wouldn't it, to try and shag David's mother-in-law? 974 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:31,207 Of course it bloody would. Shit, that coke‘s strong! 975 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,209 - Completely fucked. - I know. 976 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:36,629 - I'm really wired. - You told me to have loads. 977 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:39,850 I think I may have been a bit gung-ho. 978 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:49,439 So, Eddie, has your third wife left you yet? 979 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,813 Ladies and gentlemen, would you please take your seats? 980 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:55,606 I can't feel my face. 981 00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:59,485 ..best man's toast to be delivered by... Graham. 982 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:01,487 - What? 983 00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,490 Fuck! I'm not ready, Tom. 984 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:10,246 Have you got the speech? 985 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,749 Thanks. 986 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,267 Tits? 987 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,861 Tits. 988 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,897 Tits... 989 00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:38,024 'Tis a wonderful occasion. 990 00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:43,404 Uh, I must admit I was a bit worried about coming to Australia at first. 991 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:46,454 It being the country we sent all our criminals to and everything. 992 00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:52,497 But Australia is no longer just a penal colony 993 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:54,916 for England's rapists and murderers. 994 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,419 No, it's now a country in its own right. 995 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:02,673 Or at least it was since you lot stole all the land off the Aborigines. 996 00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:12,850 Uh, I think I can speak on behalf of all of us 997 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:18,397 when I say that I'm very pleased to hear that David's now married 998 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:22,448 especially since at first we all thought he was a homosexual. 999 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:25,404 Homosexual. 1000 00:55:27,783 --> 00:55:31,285 But hopefully, Mia, you haven't just married one of those gays 1001 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:32,787 that's in denial for years 1002 00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:35,832 and then you come home and find him in bed shagging another man. 1003 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:41,087 Uh, but don't worry, Mia, there are signs to look out for, 1004 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:44,173 like anal sex. 1005 00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:49,011 Apparently, if he's excessively into anal sex, 1006 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:53,233 then that's a sign, so look out for that one. 1007 00:55:57,062 --> 00:56:00,857 Um, I mean, it's fair enough if it's just occasional, you know 1008 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,576 I mean, I'm sure that you've tried it. 1009 00:56:02,577 --> 00:56:06,445 Most couples try it, don't they, at some point? 1010 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:10,449 Uh, just... If you haven't tried it and you are gonna try it this evening, 1011 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:13,160 then just go easy on each other, don't whack it up dry, 1012 00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:15,371 use some butter from the table or something... 1013 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,290 Thank you, Graham. 1014 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:21,335 Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom. 1015 00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:24,598 Maestro! 1016 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:29,343 - Well, that was... That was... - Awful? 1017 00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:33,264 Atrocious? Humiliating? What the hell was he thinking? 1018 00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:35,313 I don't know, David, he's your friend. 1019 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:39,478 David, are you a homosexual? 1020 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:41,230 No, of course not. 1021 00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:43,029 Because if you're doing this for a visa, 1022 00:56:43,030 --> 00:56:45,318 the Minister for Immigration is sitting there! 1023 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:47,778 I'm not gay, it was a joke. 1024 00:56:47,779 --> 00:56:50,072 We'd better start laughing, then, hadn't we, eh? 1025 00:56:53,869 --> 00:56:56,495 Fantastic! What I really loved is you gave everyone here 1026 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,497 an image of David doing Mia up the arse. 1027 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:00,666 You gave me the wrong piece of paper, you moron. 1028 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,340 I was left with your picture of tits. 1029 00:57:02,341 --> 00:57:04,714 - Shit, mate, is that what happened? - Yes. 1030 00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:09,091 David, I'm so sorry. 1031 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:11,844 I had the whole speech worked out but when I got the paper out, 1032 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:14,847 it was just this picture of tits and it just totally threw me. 1033 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,849 You need to apologise to Jim. 1034 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,644 - Do I have to? - Yes! 1035 00:57:19,645 --> 00:57:21,739 I think he's about to go into cardiac arrest. 1036 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,826 I haven't been to a wedding in years. 1037 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:34,033 Fucking little dead shit. 1038 00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:36,077 I thought we had a connection. 1039 00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:39,622 I even told him about my panic attacks. 1040 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:43,167 - I'm gonna barge in there... - You can't barge in dressed like that. 1041 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:45,836 Oh, I can barge wherever I fucking like. 1042 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:48,839 You want to go in there and mess this guy up? 1043 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,841 You want everyone to recognise you? 1044 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:55,018 You got to blend in, dress nice. It's a wedding. 1045 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:08,234 Barbara, could I have a word? 1046 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:11,455 Too many words, Jim, not enough champagne. 1047 00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:15,241 Come on! 1048 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,836 Weddings. Women. 1049 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,831 - Crazy. - Yes. 1050 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:25,835 Still, my girl's working the room like a pro. 1051 00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:28,504 You honestly think she's ready? 1052 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:32,633 There comes a moment in time when the universe cries out... 1053 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:36,846 Jim, I just want to apologise for before. 1054 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:39,432 You see, what I thought was actually my speech 1055 00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:42,268 actually turned out to be this drawing of... 1056 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:44,812 Well, you can see what it is. 1057 00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:46,605 It's tits. 1058 00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:49,108 Anyway, I'm really sorry. 1059 00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:52,028 Sorry? Hah! Come on! 1060 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:54,780 You'll have your own chat show with a performance like that. 1061 00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,240 You were a riot! 1062 00:58:56,241 --> 00:59:00,462 It was really, really, really funny. 1063 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:04,466 You pull your head in, kid. 1064 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:13,841 - Jim. - This is going pear-shaped. 1065 00:59:13,842 --> 00:59:16,052 Gotta do something fast to turn this around. 1066 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,846 - Bump Ramsy ahead of schedule. - Yes. 1067 00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:21,974 Give me something strong, please. Have you got a Molotov cocktail? 1068 00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:25,644 Oh, no, a dirty martini, please Yeah, times two. 1069 00:59:25,645 --> 00:59:27,146 Thanks. 1070 00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:31,025 That's got to go down as the worst toast in the history of bad toasts. 1071 00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:33,819 I don't know, I thought it was pretty funny. 1072 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:37,239 Really? What, even the bit about anal sex? 1073 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,825 Are you kidding? That was, like, the best bit. 1074 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,869 - It's all anyone can talk about. - Yeah? 1075 00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:43,412 Yeah. 1076 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,540 Yeah, well, I didn't wanna do something boring, you know? 1077 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,543 ♪ Sugar, Sugar 1078 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,422 Spruce him up, boys. Full bells and whistles. 1079 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,642 We've got a Senate seat to save... 1080 00:59:57,594 --> 01:00:01,430 - To lesbians. - Amen to that, sister. 1081 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,104 Yeah. 1082 01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:11,816 Hmm, there's something very sexy about a man in uniform. 1083 01:00:11,817 --> 01:00:14,610 Even sexier out of it. 1084 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,822 - What the hell are you doing? - Dancing at my daughter's wedding 1085 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:20,616 - You? - Jim, could I have a word? 1086 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:24,036 - It's important. - Oh, I bet it is. 1087 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:25,835 - What is it? - It's Ramsy. 1088 01:00:25,836 --> 01:00:28,666 He's gone. I just went to check his pen and he's not there. 1089 01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:33,843 - Dad, what's wrong? - Ramsy is missing. 1090 01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:40,889 - I'll be back in a minute, yeah? - You can't go now. 1091 01:00:40,890 --> 01:00:42,685 They're about to call the bridal waltz. 1092 01:00:42,686 --> 01:00:45,182 I'll be one minute, I promise. 1093 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:48,060 - However, I'm telling you... - Where's Ramsy? 1094 01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:50,604 - What? - The sheep. 1095 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,648 - You didn't take it back, did you? - Shit. 1096 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,692 Are you stupid in the mind? 1097 01:00:54,693 --> 01:00:57,403 We need to get him back right now. Excuse us. 1098 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,031 Oi... Uh, I just... 1099 01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,836 I told you you'd need a suit! 1100 01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:14,879 Get fucked. 1101 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:15,972 Boys. 1102 01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:23,846 - Hi! - Oh, Mum, you're drunk? 1103 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:27,647 Not at all, darling. I just had a shitload of coke. 1104 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:36,776 I left him in here, I swear. 1105 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:40,446 Luke? Luke! 1106 01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:43,657 - Have you seen Ramsy? - Who's Ramsy? 1107 01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:47,161 - The sheep. The sheep I left in here. - I don't know any sheep. 1108 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:50,206 I've gotta go and do the bridal waltz. I'll be back in five minutes. 1109 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:51,709 You'd better have found him. 1110 01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:56,921 Sorry. I need your help, Leo. 1111 01:01:56,922 --> 01:02:01,842 - Somebody's stolen my sheep. - Who? The caterers? 1112 01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:03,686 I'm serious, Commissioner. 1113 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,473 Alright, Jim. 1114 01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:11,560 ♪ Slow-motion weekdays stare me down 1115 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:15,481 ♪ Her lipstick reflex got me wound... ♪ 1116 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:19,235 - What does it look like? - It's covered in wool and it bleats. 1117 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:21,113 What do you think it looks like, Luke? 1118 01:02:21,114 --> 01:02:22,739 Aah! 1119 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:29,828 - Oh, my God. - What? 1120 01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,672 - Most of the drugs are missing. - Huh? 1121 01:02:31,673 --> 01:02:34,875 Ramsy‘s eaten them all. Ramsy, you idiot! 1122 01:02:34,876 --> 01:02:38,337 Ray's gonna hurt us really bad. What are we gonna do? 1123 01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:40,839 - Laxatives. - What? 1124 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,635 Give it a load of laxatives, maybe it'll shit it out. 1125 01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:46,053 Yes. 1126 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:47,554 Yes. 1127 01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:49,265 Yes. 1128 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,064 Yes, thank you. 1129 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,731 And now, ladies and gentlemen a father's dream come true... 1130 01:02:57,732 --> 01:03:01,236 his daughter dancing the bridal waltz. 1131 01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:08,827 a, la, la, la, la, la, la 1132 01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:13,956 a, la, la, la, la, la, la 1133 01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:16,417 You alright? You're dripping with sweat. 1134 01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:19,628 - No, yeah, I'm fine. You? - Oh, great. 1135 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,922 Apart from the fact I lost my husband, 1136 01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:24,091 Dad's lost Ramsy and Mum's lost the plot. 1137 01:03:24,092 --> 01:03:26,260 - Did your friends give her coke? - What?! 1138 01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:28,679 Of course not. Who would they get coke from? 1139 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,432 Come on, come on. 1140 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:33,392 Come on, eat it! 1141 01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:35,060 Oh! For God's sake! 1142 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:38,605 He'll eat a load of drug-filled condoms but he won't eat 50 laxatives! 1143 01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:42,234 - Oh, my God! We are dead. - Shut up, Graham! 1144 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,657 - Hang on. 1145 01:03:43,658 --> 01:03:45,530 I think he's done something. 1146 01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:48,615 Yes! 1147 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:51,620 - We've got one. - Yes! 1148 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:56,832 Have you seen Jim's sheep? 1149 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:02,004 Come on! It's no good. 1150 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:04,048 He's not shitting them out quick enough. 1151 01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:06,302 - You know what I'm thinking, Graham? - No, what? 1152 01:04:06,303 --> 01:04:09,428 I'm thinking you're gonna have to stick your hand up his arse. 1153 01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:10,554 Sorry? 1154 01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,766 I said, I'm thinking you're gonna have to stick your hand up his arse. 1155 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:16,643 Yes, I heard what you said. I just can't believe you said it. 1156 01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:18,521 Well, there's no other option, is there? 1157 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,564 How else are we gonna get the drugs back? 1158 01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:22,816 OK, let's just be absolutely clear on something 1159 01:04:22,817 --> 01:04:24,401 so there's no misunderstanding. 1160 01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:26,820 I'm not sticking my hand up anything's arse! 1161 01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:31,575 And that's fine, Graham, but you're the one who's gonna have to tell Ray 1162 01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:34,203 that we were gonna give him his drugs back but not any more 1163 01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,002 because they've been eaten by a sheep! 1164 01:04:37,749 --> 01:04:39,124 Shit! 1165 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,125 Whoo! 1166 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:42,544 Oh, God, look at her. She's off her tits. 1167 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,466 I really need to go to the toilet. 1168 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,510 - Are you doing coke, David? - No! 1169 01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:51,809 I'll be back in two minutes. 1170 01:05:01,981 --> 01:05:03,399 Ugh! 1171 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,026 Come on, Graham, don't pussy about. Get stuck in. 1172 01:05:06,027 --> 01:05:08,278 It's no good, Tom, I can't get good purchase. 1173 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:10,656 Oh, hang on. 1174 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:12,455 - I think I've found something. - Yeah? 1175 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:16,453 What the fuck is going on?! 1176 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:18,252 It's not what it looks like. 1177 01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:26,130 - You've got five seconds, Graham. - What, me? Uh, well... 1178 01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:28,132 Now, don't panic, David. 1179 01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:29,633 It's too late, I'm afraid, Tom! 1180 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:32,428 I'm already in major nuclear fucking panic mode! 1181 01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:35,264 - What's that? - That's nothing to worry about. 1182 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:37,766 That's just some condoms with some cocaine in it. 1183 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,435 A condom with cocaine in it? 1184 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:41,653 Graham stole it from the guy who sold us the weed. 1185 01:05:41,654 --> 01:05:43,398 I didn't steal it, I took it by mistake. 1186 01:05:43,399 --> 01:05:45,899 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, this can't be happening. 1187 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:48,026 This is my wedding day. 1188 01:05:48,027 --> 01:05:50,448 It's supposed to be the most memorable day of my life! 1189 01:05:50,449 --> 01:05:52,290 - Probably is in a way. 1190 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:54,616 Just calm down, OK? 1191 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:57,161 I know this looks bad but it's fixable. 1192 01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:59,371 - How? - Well, first things first. 1193 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:01,841 We've got to get those drugs out of that sheep's arse. 1194 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,842 You're Barry Gribble's son, right? 1195 01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:13,720 Yeah, how's your dad? 1196 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:18,228 Haven't seen my dad since Kentucky Fried Chicken. 1197 01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:25,230 Now you're doing it. Squeeze, squeeze it like a sturgeon. 1198 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:27,941 - What the fuck are you talking about? - It's a fishing term. 1199 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,485 Here comes another one. 1200 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,236 Oh! 1201 01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:34,239 Sorry, busy in here. Shouldn't have had the curry prawns. 1202 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,288 My tie, it's stuck. 1203 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:40,163 Excuse me, I said my tie is... 1204 01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:47,503 OK, now, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle the gonads 1205 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,632 so we get some bonus secretions. 1206 01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:55,636 Having a good time, girls? 1207 01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:58,055 Great! Except my husband keeps going missing. 1208 01:06:58,056 --> 01:07:00,641 Oh, married life - get used to it, darling. 1209 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:04,144 Uh, Mum, I think it's time for one of your special night-night pills. 1210 01:07:04,145 --> 01:07:07,814 Push! Push! You can do it, Ramsy! Push! 1211 01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:09,691 Oh! Oh! 1212 01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:11,740 - I think that's the last one. - Are you sure? 1213 01:07:11,741 --> 01:07:14,404 - Yeah, I think so. - Alright, good. 1214 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,532 Now get him back down to the Old House. 1215 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:20,254 D'you mind if I wash my hands first? They're covered in sheep shit. 1216 01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:33,048 Uh, Luke, what's that you're holding? 1217 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:35,425 I don't think I can go on, David. 1218 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:38,262 Are you fucking kidding? Are you fucking kidding me?! 1219 01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:39,805 Sorry. 1220 01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:41,848 I don't have a choice. 1221 01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,434 Just... Hold on a second, Luke. 1222 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,938 And think about what you're doing. 1223 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:51,569 All I can think about is her all the time. 1224 01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:54,829 Her and that dick-less wonder. 1225 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:00,535 Do you guys have any idea what it's like 1226 01:08:00,536 --> 01:08:03,880 to think about your ex-girlfriend having sex with a man without a penis? 1227 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:09,048 Well, you don't know for sure that he doesn't have one. 1228 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,343 You said so yourself. It's just a rumour. 1229 01:08:12,344 --> 01:08:14,923 To be fair, I did hear it from a pretty reliable source. 1230 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,675 Shut up, Tom. 1231 01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:21,638 Listen... Luke, d'you honestly think that Sarah's gonna take you back 1232 01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:23,562 if you've shot yourself in the head? 1233 01:08:23,563 --> 01:08:25,856 - He's got a point, Luke. - Come on, mate. 1234 01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:29,197 Give me the gun. 1235 01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:32,692 No. 1236 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,536 Ah! Ah! 1237 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:39,239 Stop! Stop! Aah! 1238 01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:41,950 Aah! 1239 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:44,453 Your father just got the catering bill. 1240 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,297 Back in a minute. Watch her. 1241 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:52,419 Jesus, Luke! You could have killed one of us, you bloody maniac! 1242 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:55,297 Alright, calm down. Everybody, just take a deep breath. 1243 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,841 Oh, my God! I've been shot! 1244 01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:00,010 - What? - Look at my arm! 1245 01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:03,764 - You shot me, Luke! You idiot! - Sorry. 1246 01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:06,058 - Sorry?! - Alright, Jesus, Graham. 1247 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:08,226 It's only a flesh wound, can we stop moaning? 1248 01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:09,728 I'm not moaning! 1249 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:11,813 It's always something with you, isn't it? 1250 01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:14,024 If it's not the malaise, it's the air sickness. 1251 01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:16,777 If not the air sickness, it's something else! I'm sick of it! 1252 01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:18,200 - I've been shot, Tom! - Fine. 1253 01:09:18,201 --> 01:09:21,573 OK, let's all acknowledge the fact that Graham's been shot, OK? 1254 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,409 - There! You happy now? - Not really. 1255 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:30,041 - Shit. - Oh, my God. 1256 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:38,256 ♪ Come on, baby 1257 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,385 ♪ Let's do the twist... ♪ 1258 01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:44,513 There's no wound. It must have gone into shock. What do we do? 1259 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,437 Maybe we should give it mouth-to-mouth. 1260 01:09:46,438 --> 01:09:47,974 - Good idea. - Graham. 1261 01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,773 - Yes? - You know CPR, don't you? 1262 01:09:49,774 --> 01:09:51,520 Not on barnyard animals. 1263 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,272 Oh, come on, it's the same shit. Just breathe into his mouth. 1264 01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:56,367 - You do it! - You've had your hand up his arse. 1265 01:09:56,368 --> 01:09:58,402 What difference if you breathe in his mouth? 1266 01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:00,622 How do I even do it? His mouth is the wrong shape! 1267 01:10:00,623 --> 01:10:02,364 I can't even get any suction! 1268 01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:06,368 Right! Out of the way. 1269 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:08,463 ♪ Come on, little miss 1270 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:11,623 ♪ And do the twist... ♪ 1271 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,795 One, two, three. 1272 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,548 Come on. Come on! 1273 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:22,098 - Come on, Ramsy. - Breathe. 1274 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,555 Come on, come on! 1275 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:32,653 - It's not what it looks like. - Really? 1276 01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:42,864 He's alive! He's alive! 1277 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:48,410 - Mia, stop! - What the hell was that, David? 1278 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:53,248 I mean, yeah, I've got a sense of humour but who are you people? 1279 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,292 OK, OK, take a deep breath. 1280 01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:57,836 Remember the beach, you and me, Tuvalu. 1281 01:10:57,837 --> 01:11:00,338 Tuvalu suddenly seems like a very long way away! 1282 01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:01,841 Mia, stop! 1283 01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,052 Have I just made a terrible mistake? 1284 01:11:06,053 --> 01:11:08,096 Have we just made a terrible mistake here? 1285 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,140 Do we really know each other? 1286 01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:14,436 I mean, maybe what we have is just a holiday romance. 1287 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:17,397 Don't say that. This is just a really unfortunate situation. 1288 01:11:17,398 --> 01:11:19,024 I'll sort it out, I promise! 1289 01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:22,652 You keep saying that but it just seems to get worse and worse and worse. 1290 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:24,821 It hasn't been that easy for me, you know. 1291 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:27,240 I'm doing my best. 1292 01:11:27,241 --> 01:11:29,409 And now I find out you're gonna be a senator. 1293 01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:33,256 I'm not going to be a senator. I don't want to be a senator. 1294 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:37,250 Wha... Uh... 1295 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:41,421 David, look, all I want is to be with you. 1296 01:11:41,422 --> 01:11:45,842 So I'm begging you, whatever weird shit is going on here, 1297 01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,929 just sort it out. 1298 01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:50,182 Please. 1299 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,234 You alright, bro? 1300 01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:04,402 God, that was all a bit awkward, wasn't it? 1301 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:06,451 I thought you were supposed to be my friend. 1302 01:12:08,783 --> 01:12:10,826 Wait, of course I'm your friend. 1303 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:15,372 - What are you talking about? - The drugs. The sheep. The speech. 1304 01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:17,467 Are you purposely trying to screw up my life? 1305 01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:21,887 - Why would I wanna do that, David? - I don't know, Tom! 1306 01:12:21,888 --> 01:12:25,590 Maybe because you're jealous? Selfish? Immature? 1307 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:28,260 Hang on a minute! Yeah, I'm immature! 1308 01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:30,345 Who's the one marrying a girl he barely knows 1309 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:33,223 and leaving his friends behind like they don't count for shit? 1310 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:34,851 How bloody immature is that, David? 1311 01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:39,396 OK, so I didn't entirely know I felt like that until just now. 1312 01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,398 But it's true, innit? 1313 01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:44,234 You're dumping us. 1314 01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:48,029 You're moving on and you're destroying my youth in the process. 1315 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:52,409 Right, so what you're saying is that you don't support me getting married. 1316 01:12:52,410 --> 01:12:54,411 That's right, I don't. 1317 01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:57,414 I think you met a girl on a beach holiday, I think you don't know her 1318 01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:59,583 and I think you didn't even consult me, David! 1319 01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:01,211 - Consult you?! - Yes, consult me! 1320 01:13:01,212 --> 01:13:04,588 I'm sorry if my getting married makes you feel old but I love this girl! 1321 01:13:04,589 --> 01:13:08,091 - This is my chance to have a family. - Thought we were your family. 1322 01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:11,845 Yeah, but you're not my family, Tom. You're my mates. 1323 01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:15,851 And however much you call me brother‘ or 'bro' won't change that 1324 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:31,741 Hello, Graham. 1325 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,831 There you are, David! The dance floor is hotting up! 1326 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:42,042 - Hi, Barbara. - It's going off! 1327 01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:44,135 - I've just got to... - No, not got to nothing. 1328 01:13:44,136 --> 01:13:45,880 You're not a real member of this family 1329 01:13:45,881 --> 01:13:49,132 until you have macarenaed with your mother-in-law. 1330 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:52,603 - Where are my drugs? - There. They're all there. 1331 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:59,059 Why do my drugs smell like shit? 1332 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:01,233 Uh, we... We, um... 1333 01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:04,397 Had to, oh... 1334 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:06,275 You let me down, Graham. 1335 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,237 - I thought we were friends. - We are friends. 1336 01:14:11,238 --> 01:14:13,616 - I thought you liked me. - I do like you. 1337 01:14:13,617 --> 01:14:15,459 Is that... Is that my suit? 1338 01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:22,415 I shared with you and what do you do? You spit it back in my face. 1339 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,251 The whole thing was just a big misunderstanding. 1340 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:28,254 I never would have taken your bag on purpose. 1341 01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:30,632 Look, we're mates, aren't we? 1342 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:32,676 We're going out for dinner next week. 1343 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:34,719 Hmm? 1344 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,639 Maybe... Maybe a drink afterwards? 1345 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,689 OK, sure. We'll have a good time. 1346 01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,617 - What happened to your arm? - It's nothing. 1347 01:14:47,618 --> 01:14:50,652 I just got kind of shot, it's just a flesh wound. 1348 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:52,696 You're gonna need to get that cleaned up. 1349 01:14:52,697 --> 01:14:57,033 - Well, I think... - No. You need to get that cleaned up. 1350 01:14:57,034 --> 01:14:59,077 - OK. - Good. 1351 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,579 Take your pants off. 1352 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:07,836 Ah! Hey! Yay! 1353 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:11,256 - Thanks, that was great. - Where do you think you're going? 1354 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:14,175 They haven't played YMCA yet. Yoohoo! 1355 01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:22,394 I was thinking I could maybe let you off for taking the drugs. 1356 01:15:26,814 --> 01:15:30,614 - It was an accident, wasn't it? - Absolutely, Ray. 1357 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:34,029 Oh! 1358 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:36,281 - No! - Yes. 1359 01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:39,617 - What are you doing, you idiot? - Saving your arse, that's what. 1360 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:43,204 I completely talked him around! He was gonna let us off the drugs! 1361 01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:46,249 How am I supposed to know that? You're lying there bare-chested! 1362 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:48,877 - I don't know what's going on! - What are we gonna do, Tom? 1363 01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,920 He's gonna go ballistic! 1364 01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:53,595 Sauna - lock him in the sauna. 1365 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:58,354 Little bit too much to drink. 1366 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:03,224 ♪ That's why we go to the YMCA 1367 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:08,026 ♪ That's why they go to the YMCA... ♪ 1368 01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:13,610 - Dave? - Oh. 1369 01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:15,236 Hi. 1370 01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:19,199 - How's it going with finding Ramsy? - Who told you Ramsy was missing? 1371 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:22,911 Mia. Mia, she told me. 1372 01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:25,210 Blown it, we've blown it, Graham. 1373 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:29,042 This is insane, is he gonna be OK? 1374 01:16:29,043 --> 01:16:31,086 We'll fix it, we'll fix everything. 1375 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,838 Let's just save this fucking wedding. 1376 01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:36,092 Alright, alright. 1377 01:16:37,384 --> 01:16:39,636 Alright, guys, so here's the plan. 1378 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:41,679 First, get the sheep back to the Old House. 1379 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:43,978 Two, get rid of the drugs and C - go back to the party 1380 01:16:43,979 --> 01:16:46,684 and behave like proper adult human beings. Clear? Graham. 1381 01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:48,895 How are we gonna get him back to the Old House 1382 01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:51,773 when there's, like, a million people downstairs? 1383 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:54,651 We make a harness out of bedsheets and lower him out the window. 1384 01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:56,950 Graham, you come with me. Tom, you lower him down. 1385 01:16:56,951 --> 01:16:59,665 By myself? Look at the size of the fucker. What if I drop him? 1386 01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:03,827 Luke, we need your help. 1387 01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:07,423 I'm useless, David. I'm just useless to everyone. 1388 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:12,627 Ah! That really hurt. 1389 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:15,296 Good. I'm sick to death of you feeling sorry for yourself. 1390 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,340 Sarah's gone and she's never coming back. 1391 01:17:17,341 --> 01:17:18,883 No! 1392 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:20,385 - Ah! - It's over. 1393 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:23,429 You got to pull yourself together. Life's too short for this shit. 1394 01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:26,229 Luke, I want my friend back. 1395 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,686 OK. 1396 01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:32,188 ♪ Yeah, I feel a little crazy 1397 01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:35,024 ♪ I feel a little strange 1398 01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:38,027 ♪ Like I'm in a pay phone 1399 01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:41,698 ♪ Without any change... ♪ - Sauna... Sauna! 1400 01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:45,829 Oh, this is fucked! Get me the fuck out of here! 1401 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:49,795 ♪ I feel like a school... ♪ - Ramsy, Ramsy, good, Ramsy. 1402 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,501 May we have a word, gentlemen? 1403 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,962 Good sheep, nice and tight. 1404 01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:58,047 So, David, big day for you. 1405 01:17:58,048 --> 01:18:01,384 Jet lag OK? Weather not too hot? 1406 01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:03,228 What's in the bag? 1407 01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:06,682 This bag? 1408 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,440 - Wedding presents. - Presents, wedding presents. 1409 01:18:10,441 --> 01:18:14,022 May we see the wedding presents? 1410 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,525 Yep. 1411 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:27,035 That's one. I haven't wrapped it yet. 1412 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:31,212 Gentlemen, you may be aware that Ramsy is missing. 1413 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:35,210 Jim's sheep. 1414 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:37,259 Have you seen the sheep? 1415 01:18:42,801 --> 01:18:45,179 Have you seen any sheep? 1416 01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:49,600 Oof! 1417 01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:57,191 I saw a sheep... once. 1418 01:18:58,317 --> 01:19:01,287 When... I was a kid. 1419 01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:07,084 You'll tell us if you see anything, won't you? 1420 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:11,120 We'll shout. 1421 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,288 Mum! Hello. 1422 01:19:12,289 --> 01:19:14,963 Alright. Off you go. 1423 01:19:17,878 --> 01:19:20,213 - Feel like I'm gonna be sick. - Not yet. 1424 01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:22,590 We've got to get Ramsy back to the Old House first. 1425 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:23,638 Then you can be sick. 1426 01:19:23,639 --> 01:19:25,677 Whoa! Whoa! 1427 01:19:25,678 --> 01:19:27,512 Whoa... 1428 01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:30,141 Oh! No! No! 1429 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:46,990 One, two, three. 1430 01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:52,788 Please! Let me out! 1431 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:55,623 Let me out! 1432 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:56,833 Thanks, guys. 1433 01:19:56,834 --> 01:19:58,882 I'm just gonna go and be sick now. 1434 01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:02,218 - Fuck! Go! Go! 1435 01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:13,516 Well? 1436 01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:17,812 - It's taken care of. - You are one lucky bastard. 1437 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,856 - Technically, he's an orphan. - Fine. 1438 01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:23,818 - You are one lucky orphaned bastard. - I know. 1439 01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:31,534 Uh, Jim, I don't know how but Ramsy‘s back. 1440 01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,995 Must have just gone for a little walk. 1441 01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:36,539 Oh, well, so he just opened the gate by himself, 1442 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:39,834 had a little cup of coffee, came home and closed the gate? 1443 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,878 Sorry to waste your time, Leo. 1444 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:44,630 As long as Ramsy is safe and sound, that's all that counts. 1445 01:20:44,631 --> 01:20:48,176 Ready the ram. My future's riding on it. 1446 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,851 Help! Aah! 1447 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:57,852 And now, the one you've all been waiting for... Ramsy! 1448 01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:04,201 ♪ Baa, Baa, Black Sheep 1449 01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:10,745 This is really weird. 1450 01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:19,629 Follow that, Dave. 1451 01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:26,547 Thanks, everyone. 1452 01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:29,842 Firstly, I'd like to thank Jim and Barbara 1453 01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:32,887 for putting on such a magnificent wedding... 1454 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:36,062 and doesn't Barbara look stunning, everyone? 1455 01:21:39,019 --> 01:21:42,605 Uh, the bridesmaids, of course, 1456 01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:45,576 the caterers... 1457 01:21:48,362 --> 01:21:52,407 Mia, I don't think I can describe in words 1458 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:54,200 just how much you mean to me. 1459 01:21:54,201 --> 01:21:57,829 So I hope that this little video 1460 01:21:57,830 --> 01:22:01,880 will go some way towards showing just how much I love you. 1461 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:08,423 Shotgun Ramsy, shotgun Ramsy. 1462 01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:15,888 David kissed a sheep, David's getting on to a sheep. 1463 01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:18,307 Stop it. Cut it. Cut it. 1464 01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:22,353 Right, that's not the video I meant to play. Obviously. 1465 01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:24,272 You violated my sheep! 1466 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:28,651 Jim, I know that looks bad but, really, we were just playing dress-ups. 1467 01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:30,620 It's not like we're a bunch of criminals. 1468 01:22:30,621 --> 01:22:33,030 Where is my fucking cocaine?! 1469 01:22:37,995 --> 01:22:40,204 Graham. 1470 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:45,632 You lying, thieving, stealing little motherfucker. 1471 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,630 I'm gonna kill you. 1472 01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:52,633 Alright, fella, drop the gun. 1473 01:22:57,014 --> 01:22:59,437 - Raymond. - Dad? 1474 01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:05,021 Oh, come on, sweetheart. It's going to be alright. 1475 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:07,815 You gave it your best shot. 1476 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:10,234 Even if it was just for three hours. 1477 01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:14,322 This is the best wedding I've ever been to. 1478 01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:16,407 I can't wait to see what's gonna happen next. 1479 01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:20,328 ♪ Baby we can talk all night... ♪ 1480 01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:22,622 We didn't plan any of this. 1481 01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:26,626 Oh, really?! You didn't plan to offend the entire Australian parliament 1482 01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:31,214 with your hilarious antics of sheep stealing, racism and buggery, 1483 01:23:31,215 --> 01:23:33,549 not to mention that naked gun-wielding maniac! 1484 01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:35,843 We didn't actually steal the sheep. 1485 01:23:35,844 --> 01:23:38,267 We may have dressed it up with some bra and panties... 1486 01:23:38,268 --> 01:23:41,182 Shut up! Or I'll break your other fucking hand! 1487 01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:43,434 ♪ Baby you can cry all night... ♪ 1488 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:46,395 - That's a bit harsh. - With all due respect, Jim, 1489 01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:48,648 I know the wedding hasn't been the smoothest... 1490 01:23:48,649 --> 01:23:51,817 Do you seriously think under any circumstances 1491 01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:54,153 I would allow my daughter to associate with you, 1492 01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:56,197 the backpacker, 1493 01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:58,246 and this bunch of deadbeats? 1494 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:02,454 Jim. 1495 01:24:04,414 --> 01:24:07,166 When I proposed to your daughter, 1496 01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:09,710 I could not stop thinking about what it would feel like 1497 01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:11,258 to be a part of a real family. 1498 01:24:13,257 --> 01:24:17,343 What I've come to realise is that these 'deadbeats' as you call them 1499 01:24:17,344 --> 01:24:22,807 these idiots, morons, complete and total fuck-ups... 1500 01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:24,850 OK, David, we get the picture. 1501 01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:26,569 ..they are my family. 1502 01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:30,815 And they're not perfect 1503 01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:34,819 but I know that no matter what happens, 1504 01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,618 they'll always be there for me. 1505 01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:39,865 I'll always be there for them. 1506 01:24:39,866 --> 01:24:42,201 What on earth are you blathering on about? 1507 01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:45,037 I love your daughter. 1508 01:24:45,038 --> 01:24:47,962 And I will do whatever it takes to make this right. 1509 01:24:51,587 --> 01:24:54,511 Save your breath, son. It's over. 1510 01:25:04,224 --> 01:25:10,152 ♪ Baby we can talk all night... ♪ 1511 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:13,992 I'm really sorry, David. 1512 01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:19,196 I actually got some really good therapists specialized in this area. 1513 01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:20,740 Maybe we could go together. 1514 01:25:20,741 --> 01:25:23,284 Yes, it's not all bad. He can come back to London with us, 1515 01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:26,120 go to therapy with Luke, watch Graham vomit his cheese, 1516 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:30,207 everything will stay the same till we're old and lonely and grey. 1517 01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:34,634 Now, haven't you got a video to deliver, brother? 1518 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:38,633 Sweetheart. 1519 01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:40,676 I know you're upset. 1520 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:43,596 But it hasn't been a total washout. 1521 01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:45,850 It was going to be a wedding present... 1522 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,644 Jim, this is not the time. 1523 01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:53,064 Congratulations, Senator. 1524 01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:55,399 - Wha... - I'm retiring, sweetheart. 1525 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,027 And I'm giving my seat to you. 1526 01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:00,030 Bigger one. 1527 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:04,158 The party's all behind it and if Eddie Marshall gives the OK, 1528 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:06,202 you'll be running on your own next election. 1529 01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:07,244 How could you? 1530 01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:09,955 - Big one. - Bigger one. 1531 01:26:09,956 --> 01:26:12,041 Oh! 1532 01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:13,840 Mia? 1533 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:17,923 Mia? 1534 01:26:19,758 --> 01:26:22,051 I'm so sorry for what happened today. 1535 01:26:22,052 --> 01:26:24,095 More than you can imagine. 1536 01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:27,306 But I'm not sorry I met you, I'm not sorry I love you, 1537 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:28,891 I'm not sorry I married you. 1538 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:31,644 What is it about ‘it's over‘ you don't understand, Dave? 1539 01:26:31,645 --> 01:26:35,606 My name's David, not Dave and I'm talking to Mia so shut up! 1540 01:26:35,607 --> 01:26:37,233 Leave him, Jim. 1541 01:26:37,234 --> 01:26:39,953 Please, Mia. 1542 01:26:44,991 --> 01:26:46,664 Just press play? 1543 01:26:50,580 --> 01:26:52,456 Mia, give me the phone. 1544 01:26:52,457 --> 01:26:54,959 - Jim, for God's sake, shut up! - Shut up! 1545 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,463 They told me nobody was here. 1546 01:26:59,172 --> 01:27:01,632 And I guess that's why I came. 1547 01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:05,052 I was lost and I needed time to figure it out 1548 01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:07,852 and suddenly, there you were. 1549 01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:11,310 On the same beach looking for the same thing. 1550 01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:14,770 This little beach is where my life began. 1551 01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:17,024 My parents left me a trust. 1552 01:27:18,150 --> 01:27:20,198 Just enough to put down a deposit. 1553 01:27:22,362 --> 01:27:24,405 It's ours, Mia. 1554 01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:27,366 It's not England or Australia. 1555 01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:28,826 Ours. 1556 01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:31,203 I know we've only just met 1557 01:27:31,204 --> 01:27:34,039 but I know that we belong together. 1558 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:35,633 I love you. 1559 01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:41,636 So, let's start here and figure out the next part together. 1560 01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:45,009 That's it. 1561 01:27:45,010 --> 01:27:47,636 Everything I've got and it's yours. 1562 01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,847 I could buy you a better beach in Noosa! 1563 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:51,724 Dad, stop. 1564 01:27:51,725 --> 01:27:53,559 But he's just a backpacker! 1565 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:55,853 You were a hitchhiker when I met you! 1566 01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:59,607 It's not about the beach... or luck. 1567 01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:02,067 It's destiny and I love him. 1568 01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:03,903 Run, Mia, run! 1569 01:28:03,904 --> 01:28:05,998 Jim, let go. 1570 01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:27,181 She's really fallen for him. 1571 01:28:30,013 --> 01:28:31,686 - Oh... - David! 1572 01:28:37,979 --> 01:28:41,148 Darling, you may have lost a senator 1573 01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:44,198 but you've gained a beautiful daughter. Hic! 1574 01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:49,203 - And a beautiful son. - Ow. 1575 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:55,871 ♪ Oh, Mickey, you're so fine 1576 01:28:55,872 --> 01:28:58,040 ♪ You're so fine you blow my mind Hey, Mickey 1577 01:28:58,041 --> 01:29:01,045 ♪ Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey... ♪ 1578 01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:09,218 - What happened to your arm? - Oh, this? 1579 01:29:09,219 --> 01:29:13,222 Oh, yeah, I just sort of got... shot. 1580 01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:14,849 - Shot? - Yeah. 1581 01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:17,852 It's OK, though, it's just... a little bit of flesh wound. 1582 01:29:17,853 --> 01:29:19,645 Ah! Ah! 1583 01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:22,398 ♪ When you take me by the hooves, who's ever gonna know 1584 01:29:22,399 --> 01:29:25,442 ♪ And every time you move, I let a little more show 1585 01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:29,198 ♪ There's somethin' we can use so don't say no, Mickey 1586 01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:35,035 ♪ So come on give it to me any way you can 1587 01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:38,038 ♪ Any way you want to, I'll take it like a man 1588 01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:41,041 ♪ Oh, please, baby, please, don't leave me in the damn... ♪ 1589 01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:43,377 Sarah? Yeah, listen, it's me. 1590 01:29:43,378 --> 01:29:44,879 No, don't hang up. 1591 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:47,172 It's the last time I'm gonna call you, I swear. 1592 01:29:47,173 --> 01:29:51,553 Just have one teeny, tiny question I've been wanting to ask. 1593 01:29:53,013 --> 01:29:55,431 Sorry I almost fucked up your wedding. 1594 01:29:55,432 --> 01:29:58,642 My wedding? How about my life? 1595 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:00,811 Well, that's your job, right? 1596 01:30:00,812 --> 01:30:02,860 That's what big brothers do. 1597 01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,152 I'm impressed, man. 1598 01:30:08,153 --> 01:30:11,030 You've backed a real winner. She's perfect. 1599 01:30:11,031 --> 01:30:13,824 Wait, did you just say you were wrong? 1600 01:30:13,825 --> 01:30:16,619 No, I just said I was sorry and you'll be really fucking sorry 1601 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:18,746 if that island is too small for my surfboard. 1602 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,545 Now, come here, man. 1603 01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:23,417 Respect. 1604 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:26,837 You did it. First out of the gate. 1605 01:30:26,838 --> 01:30:29,048 Fuck knows, it gives me hope for Graham. 1606 01:30:29,049 --> 01:30:33,218 Guys, I pulled her. I pulled a lesbian. 1607 01:30:33,219 --> 01:30:36,889 - Oh, I don't believe it. - Guys! He's got a penis! 1608 01:30:36,890 --> 01:30:38,474 Congratulations, man. 1609 01:30:38,475 --> 01:30:40,517 - Oh, great, he's got a penis. - Whoa... 1610 01:30:40,518 --> 01:30:42,862 - And a massive phone bill. 1611 01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:47,321 Luke? 1612 01:30:49,986 --> 01:30:51,488 Help! 1613 01:30:52,489 --> 01:30:54,366 Oh, shit. 1614 01:30:57,160 --> 01:31:01,415 ♪ I confess my heart's in a mess 1615 01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:08,047 ♪ I lost my way and need you to say 1616 01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:23,863 ♪ I can tell you I love you whenever you need reminding 1617 01:31:25,772 --> 01:31:32,403 ♪ And be where you go when you think there'll be no silver lining 1618 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:35,447 ♪ When you need my understanding 1619 01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:40,035 ♪ I've given you all that I can give 1620 01:31:40,036 --> 01:31:42,037 ♪ And when I'm a fool 1621 01:31:42,038 --> 01:31:46,418 ♪ I'm hoping that you'll forgive 1622 01:31:47,585 --> 01:31:50,629 ♪ I confess my heart's in a mess 1623 01:31:50,630 --> 01:31:54,425 ♪ But you can untangle it 1624 01:31:54,426 --> 01:31:58,053 ♪ I lost my way and need you to say 1625 01:31:58,054 --> 01:32:01,223 ♪ Say you'll untangle it 1626 01:32:01,224 --> 01:32:04,852 ♪ If you show me I'm a keeper 1627 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:08,188 ♪ If you lift me up and love me deeper 1628 01:32:08,189 --> 01:32:13,027 ♪ I'm no angel but I promise you this 1629 01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:18,626 ♪ I'm gonna be weightless 1630 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:37,053 ♪ I will make you all mine I'm not giving up for a minute 1631 01:32:39,179 --> 01:32:45,225 ♪ But love can be lonely if you are the only one in it 1632 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,436 ♪ I believe 1633 01:32:47,437 --> 01:32:53,192 ♪ That any moment you could be standing at my door 1634 01:32:53,193 --> 01:32:55,319 ♪ Don't make it too late 1635 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:58,290 ♪ I don't want to wait no more 1636 01:33:00,992 --> 01:33:04,203 ♪ I confess my heart's in a mess 1637 01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:07,414 ♪ But you can untangle it 1638 01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:11,418 ♪ I'm on my knees and begging you please 1639 01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:14,630 ♪ To say you'll untangle it 1640 01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:18,217 ♪ If you show me I'm a keeper 1641 01:33:18,218 --> 01:33:21,845 ♪ If you lift me up and love me deeper 1642 01:33:21,846 --> 01:33:26,433 ♪ I'm no angel but I promise you this 1643 01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:33,818 ♪ I'm gonna be weightless 1644 01:33:40,156 --> 01:33:42,409 ♪ Weightless 1645 01:33:58,174 --> 01:34:00,347 ♪ Weightless 1646 01:34:14,357 --> 01:34:19,027 ♪ Oh, if you show me I'm a keeper 1647 01:34:19,028 --> 01:34:22,614 ♪ If you lift me up and love me deeper 1648 01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:27,202 ♪ I'm no angel but I promise you this 1649 01:34:27,203 --> 01:34:30,203 ♪ I'm gonna be weightless 1650 01:34:36,421 --> 01:34:39,214 ♪ I confess my heart's in a mess 1651 01:34:39,215 --> 01:34:42,843 ♪ You can untangle it 1652 01:34:42,844 --> 01:34:46,221 ♪ I lost my way, I need you to say 1653 01:34:46,222 --> 01:34:49,850 ♪ Say you'll untangle it 1654 01:34:49,851 --> 01:34:53,395 ♪ I confess my heart's in a mess 1655 01:34:53,396 --> 01:34:57,191 ♪ You can untangle it 1656 01:34:57,192 --> 01:35:00,611 ♪ On my knees I'm begging you, please 1657 01:35:00,612 --> 01:35:03,614 ♪ Baby untangle it 1658 01:35:03,615 --> 01:35:08,212 ♪ I'm gonna be weight... ♪ I'm gonna be weight... 1659 01:35:15,168 --> 01:35:17,170 ♪ Less. ♪ 1660 01:35:19,172 --> 01:35:22,051 ♪ Reggae 1661 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:28,269 Ripped and fixed by gioni666 1661 01:35:29,305 --> 01:36:29,662 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/32k5u Help other users to choose the best subtitles 131797

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