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[Ransom] The cerritos
is in orbit around beta ///.
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Back in the day, these guys worsh/pped
a violent god called lendru,
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who suppressed their creativity
and made them kill each other
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until kirk figured out
it was actually a computer
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get this, at some point,
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these knuckleheads
went back to worshipping landru/
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captain Freeman has been
setting them straight all morning.
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I can't believe you all started
re-worshipping the dang computer!
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Well, landru's very persuasive.
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Consume the intruders. Obey landru.
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Hey! Don't make me paradox you
into destroying yourself.
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Landru apologizes!
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Ugh. This is literally the exact thing
captain kirk taught you.
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Maybe write it down this time?
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Cerritos, two to beam up.
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Well, I like purging people
during the red hour.
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I'm going to keep doing it.
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Dude, there is no more red hour, okay?
Let it go.
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But I just bought a new scythe.
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Ugh. Landru.
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I know. It's always weird
revisiting planets from the tos era.
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- Tos?
- It's what I call the 22605.
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Stands for "those old scientists."
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You know, Spock, Scotty, those guys.
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Seems like they were stumbling
on crazy new aliens every week back then.
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Nothing against second contact missions,
but the cerritos should be popping in
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on those legacy civilizations
before they unravel.
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Yeah, but popping in
is against regulation.
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We would need specific orders.
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I just hate seeing
a perfectly good society
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get destroyed by a gamester of triskelion
or whatever,
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because starfleet has a policy
of some intervention.
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Set coordinates for starbase 77...
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Sorry, captain,
but we still have crew on beta III.
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I didn't authorize that. Who is it?
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Art supplies! Get your art supplies!
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We got paints. We got brushes.
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We got a spiky,
pencil, twirl-around thingy.
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Boost your creativity. Express yourself.
Stop praying to a computer.
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Oh, boy. Incoming lecture in five, four...
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Who wants crayons?
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Here you go, kid.
Way better than the red hour.
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Since when do you break protocol?
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I'm tired of you getting to do all
the good stuff while I stick to the rules.
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- [Ransom] Ensign boim/er, do you read?
- [Chuckles]
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Look at Brad boimler being cool for once.
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{gasps}
Wait, is this because of my teachings?
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Okay. You don't teach.
You just instigate chaos.
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Exactly!
Helpful, character-building chaos!
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[Ransom] / can hear you! Can you hear me 7
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[mariner on comms] Aw, boims/
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lthought you were gonna get stuck
in middle management,
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like this pathetic little fly
in Amber, like...
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- Oh, like ransom!
- I am not a little fly in Amber!
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What did it, huh?
My constant mockery, my nonstop prodding,
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my downright dangerous hazing?
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No, no. Ugh, look. If you have to know,
I found out about your secret.
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Never eating after 7:00?
It's a miracle, right?
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It does work. You should try it.
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- Captain Freeman is your mom.
- I don't know what you're talking about!
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Oh, come on, mariner.
The captain's your mom,
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your dad is an admiral.
You're basically sta/fleet royalty.
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I mean, how cool is that?
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Shut the [bleep] up right now, boimler.
Shut your [bleep]ing mouth.
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This is a good thing!
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Now we can both do some good
and you'll just,
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- keep us out of trouble with your mom.
- [Mariner] What? No, that is now how...
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[Boimler] I just don't understand why it's
such a secret ID be telling everyone.
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Dude, I do not want people
knowing my mom is my mom!
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Okay, okay. I'm not gonna tell a soul.
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I'm being serious. Shut up!
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[Chuckles] So, uh, does captain mommy
give you, uh, sweet little captain kisses?
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[Imitates kissing]
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[Screams]
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Plasma ring scan is complete,
captain Dayton.
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Oh, yeah. I loved the rubidoux,
but nothing beats a brand-new ship.
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Hey! Who peeled this film
off the weapons panel?
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Come on, guys. Ugh.
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I want the solvang to be perfect
for as long as possible.
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Hey! Take those shoes off right now.
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What?
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[All grunt]
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What the hell was that?
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We're being fired upon.
Raise shields. Red alert.
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- Get us out of here!
- [All grunt]
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Shields at 10%!
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[Screams]
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Direct hit to main engines!
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- [All scream]
- Warp. Now!
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Ah! I can't believe I get to be
orientation liaison for a new recruit.
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I am going to show her so many ropes!
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Hello? Rutherford.
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Sorry. Just trying to adjust this little
thingy on my implant's attitude selector.
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Crazy about mariner
and the captain, right?
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Oh, man. Captain Freeman day
is gonna be super awkward this year.
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- [Both scream]
- There's the shuttle!
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Huh, look at this new button.
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Optimistic mode?
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This is gonna be great!
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Sexy mode? Mmm. Don't mind if! Do.
[Chuckles]
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[In British accent] Hello,
chim chim Cher-ee. What's all this then?
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[Beeping]
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[Gasps] Wow. It's beautiful.
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[Squeals] There she is!
The little robot exocomp.
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Oh, my gosh. Hi. Are you ensign tendi?
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Oh, my gosh! Yes, I am.
And I'm so happy you're here!
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I'm happy to be here.
[Chuckles] This is so exciting.
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[In southern accent] Hoowee! Howdy there!
Now I'm talking like a cowboy.
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- That was a weird thing to say.
- It sure was.
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Ugh. Why did we ever keep this a secret
in the first place?
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Ugh. I just wanted to fly under the radar.
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And I didn't want anyone to know
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the most demerited officer in the fleet
was my daughter.
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Well, Wesley crusher worked with his mom.
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Maybe everybody will be cool about it.
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Captain. Captain's daughter.
I mean, mariner.
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[Groans] What is it, Jack?
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Captain, I'm putting together a list of
candidates for the Sacramento promotion.
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I'd love your input.
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May I just say I am very sorry
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if I ever treated you
with anything other than admiration.
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Oh, shut up, ransom!
You're such a suck-up.
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From now on, I'll make sure
to give you special attention.
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- No! Be as hard on her as you always are.
- Yeah, be hard on me.
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I'm only hard on you
when you make me hard!
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I mean, I'm... I'm not hard right now.
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I mean, I could...
I could get hard if I wanted to.
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But I'm not hard right now.
I'm so sorry. You're both great.
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[Groans]
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- I heard she's the captain's daughter.
- That's her right there.
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- [All whispering]
- That's amazing!
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Hey, mariner!
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I'm lieutenant Levy. We went on a date
last year. I don't know if you recall.
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Yeah, Steve. I remember.
You said wolf 359 was an inside job.
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[Chuckles] It totally was.
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So, hey, I was wondering.
Could you give this to your mom for me?
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It's just a few ideas I threw together
of how to decorate the captain's yacht.
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- Fine, whatever.
- You're the best.
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Thanks, mariner. Changelings aren't real.
The dominion war didn't happen.
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Hey, mariner. Oh, my god. Can you just...
Okay, a little closer. Okay.
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Don't log that, all right? I don't wanna
see that up on the... [grunts]
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Hey, this is a service corridor,
not a social club, ensign!
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Sorry, doc. Won't happen again.
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You think your mom would be okay
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with me and shaxs
making a little love connection?
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I'd love to snag that bajoran beefsteak
with my coital hooks.
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- [Computer beeps]
- Captain,
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we've received a partial distress call
from the solvang.
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I guess captain Dayton's still getting
used to the controls in her new ship.
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Sir, the signal originated
in the kaila system.
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Well,
there isn't anything distressing there.
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The titan is also within range.
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No, let 'em know that we have it.
[Chuckles]
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Dayton's gonna hate
that we came running to her rescue
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because someone leaned on a button.
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[Mariner groans]
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Oh, this sucks.
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Yo, yo, mariner.
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I was just crossing through
the, urn, lower decks,
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and I replicated you some hand pies.
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Hand... what is a hand pie...
You know what? No, thank you.
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Ooh. Key lime? Mmm. Mmm.
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I won't be able to do any of my usual
sneaky Robin hood stuff
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now that everybody's paying attention
to me.
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Yesterday,
he literally didn't know my name.
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He called me "jenn".
Who here is named jenn?
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Ugh, you are so right.
He was clearly kissing your butt.
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It's not like he had a pre-written letter
of recommendation,
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which would save you time
since all you'd have to do is sign.
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Oh, boimler, not you!
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Ransom's picking someone to promote
to the Sacramento. I need an edge!
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Dude, I thought you were done being lame.
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Yeah, but it's the sec.
That's a huge career boost!
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Didn't you say
you'd get me in the captain's chair?
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Mariner! Looking good, girlfriend.
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Get phased, Lundy!
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Wait. No one would know me
on the Sacramento.
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I'd be a nobody again, like you!
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I am not a nobody. I...
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- Maybe I should apply to the Sacramento.
- I don't know.
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They might be looking for someone
less criminally insubordinate.
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Good call.
I better start adjusting my attitude, sir!
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- Ew. Don't call me sir.
- Yes, sir!
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- Don't.
- You technically outrank rank me, sir.
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- [Boimler] What are you doing? Stop it.
- Is that an order?
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- [Boimler] Yes. I mean, no.
- Permission to go to my station, sir?
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- You have a station?
- Ha, ha. Good one, sir! Mm-hmm.
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- Nobody's gonna fall for that.
- [Shaxs pants]
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- I wanna give mariner a present!
- [Screams]
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That's a processing hub and
that's a pattern buffer maintenance hatch.
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So hey, do you want me
to call you exocomp,
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or do you have an Alpha numeric name
like tt30311?
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[Scoffs] No.
I didn't want to sound robotic.
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I wanted to be called something normal.
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So, I analyzed all federation languages
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and calculated
a mathematically perfect name.
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- What is it?
- Peanut hamper!
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Peanut hamper?
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I love it!
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- Heading to commander ransom's office?
- Cut it out.
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Cut what out, sir?
I'm heading there as well,
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to explain why I should be promoted
over to the Sacramento.
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Ransom's not just some meathead.
He's gonna see right through you.
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Boimler, your record is spotless.
It's freaky.
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Thank you, sir. There is more on the back.
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On the other hand,
mariner is the captain's daughter.
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Mmm, sort of stuck between a rock
and a kiss-ass place, aren't we?
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[Sighs] Boimler, you're so promotable,
but I live to serve the captain.
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Ugh. I can't think until I work out.
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You've been lifting this whole time.
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Get out of here!
[Groaning] I'm trying to think.
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[Peanut hamper] Ooh!
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[Coughs] Ooh, dilithium.
It's better than I thought.
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- Dang it! Ah! Sheesh! Oh, oh.
- [Metal clanging]
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Sorry! Ensign klutz
reporting for duty. [Chuckles]
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[Sighs] Peanut hamper is such
an innocent little robot.
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I gotta make sure she doesn't
get ovennhelmed during her shift.
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Since she doesn't have any hands.
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With you watching out for her,
I'm sure she'll do great!
220
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Whoa! Are you mad at me?
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I just think that doctor t'Ana
is going to be mean, and I...
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[Yawns] I'm not.
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I'm just trying to click this attitude
button until I get back to normal.
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Just make sure you treat peanut hamper
the same as you would anyone else.
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- [Tendi] But she's not like anyone else.
- Oops-a-Daisy!
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She's been trying to pick those tubes up
this whole time.
227
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,992
- How is she supposed to do medical stuff?
- Dang it!
228
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,327
All right, here comes the messy part.
229
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,663
Any slight error here
can result in instant death.
230
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,373
Um, doctor t'Ana, just a heads-up
231
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,209
that peanut hamper
might have a little bit of trouble with...
232
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,921
Oh. Oh, wow.
233
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,592
Peanut hamper, this is some
of the best micro-suturing I've ever seen!
234
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,969
I downloaded all yourjournal articles.
I learned a lot.
235
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,892
Oh, I could help you with that leg
if you want.
236
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,557
Tendi, hang back! I don't want you
to get in peanut hamper's way.
237
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,975
Ooh! What did you just do there?
238
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,353
It's a new skin graft technique I've been
developing. It uses half the skin.
239
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,397
- Oh, can you show me how to do it?
- Can I see?
240
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,400
Yeah, look at that right there.
See how the flesh just folds together?
241
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,943
[T'Ana] [Bleep]Ing a, I do!
242
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,279
Wow. Doc is really
taking to peanut hamper.
243
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,698
Hey, don't worry.
I'm sure you still have a lot to do.
244
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,993
For example, we could start working on me.
Getting me back up on my feet.
245
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,536
Worry? I'm her liaison.
246
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,456
Peanut hamper fitting in
is my greatest victory!
247
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,208
Meld that flesh, girl!
248
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,959
Melding away! [Chuckles]
249
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,421
Ah. "Tips for remaining
starfleet uniform compliant."
250
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,381
The starfleet manual? Who are you kidding!
251
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,526
It's messed up you're trying to cheat me
out of a promotion.
252
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,261
How am I cheating?
You're always telling me to be like this.
253
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,556
I meant, to actually try sometimes.
Not to profit off of nepotism.
254
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,559
Nobody would know Freeman's my mom
if you hadn't ratted me out,
255
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,686
so why don't you go ahead
and blame yourself.
256
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,897
- No! I blame you!
- And I blame you, right back!
257
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,943
Red alert! Shields up!
258
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,653
- [All groan]
- [Alarm blaring]
259
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,154
[Groans]
260
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,284
Collision alert!
Impacts on decks 3, 15 and 20!
261
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,245
My god! Is that the solvang?
262
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,830
I'm not reading life signs.
The crew, they've been wiped out!
263
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,461
They're harvesting the wreckage.
264
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,048
Evasive maneuver!
265
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,845
Shields at 50%!
266
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,847
Send out a distress call! All frequencies!
267
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,349
They're jamming communications!
268
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:53,123
[Shaxs] Captain, they've latched onto the
port nacelle with some sort of mining arm!
269
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,691
Go to warp! Get us out of here!
270
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,193
- No! Shut down engines!
- But we'll be sitting ducks!
271
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,713
Dayton would've thought the same thing
and look what happened to them.
272
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,989
Shut it down!
273
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,198
[Powers down]
274
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,908
[All groan]
275
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,118
[Whimpers, screams]
276
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,203
[All groan]
277
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,967
[Gasps] Mom!
278
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,176
[Groans] I'm okay.
279
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,971
- [Control panel beeps]
- Auxiliary power back online.
280
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,472
- [Alarm blaring]
- [Chuckles]
281
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:31,060
I thought the enterprise was strong.
We are strong!
282
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,355
This isn't the enterprise!
This is the cerritos.
283
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,816
We thought you were the enterprise.
284
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,068
Pakleds? What the hell do you want?
285
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,989
We want your ship pieces
to add to our ship pieces
286
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,575
so that we have all the ship pieces!
287
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,453
Look, just stop this senseless attack
and let's discuss...
288
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,537
[All grunt]
289
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:56,002
No! We are strong!
We will cut your ship apart!
290
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,547
[Groans] This doesn't make any sense.
The pakleds aren't this powerful.
291
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,049
I thought they were kind of a joke.
292
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,425
Yeah, you guys aren't wrong.
293
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,178
Pakleds would fake distress calls
so they could steal technology
294
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,637
from anyone who showed up to help,
295
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,307
but I'm detecting weapons
from over 30 different species.
296
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,601
Looks like they're not a joke anymore.
297
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,864
[Screaming]
298
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,157
They're phasering the hull!
299
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,951
Carving us up
like a first contact day salmon!
300
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,288
No engines, no weapons.
Fighting an enemy we don't understand.
301
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,373
We're out of options!
302
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,042
Then I need someone to make me some.
303
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,503
Me? What am I supposed to do?
I don't know these guys!
304
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,129
Do what you do best.
305
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,091
I need a dangerous, half-baked solution
that breaks starfleet codes
306
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,176
and totally pisses me off.
307
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,469
That's an order.
308
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,723
Boimler, what kind of computer systems
do the pakleds use?
309
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,368
They steal components from other cultures,
310
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,078
which means their code base
would have to be wide-open.
311
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,186
You catch that, rutherford?
312
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,106
We need a virus that takes advantage
of a trusting system.
313
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,084
[Mariner on combadge]
Exactly why are you so ch/pper?
314
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,401
[Singsongy] Implant stuff!
315
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,164
They've got us outgunned,
and they know it.
316
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,779
But, they're taking their time.
317
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,657
If we can plant a virus in their system,
we can cripple their ship.
318
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,367
Who here could whip up a code like that?
319
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,953
They'd have to be
some sort of morally bankrupt genius.
320
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,540
[Chuckles] Computer, start program
"rutherford training beta 2.5."
321
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,916
Can I teach you a lesson?
322
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,002
[Chuckles] Badgey!
I need you to code a virus for me.
323
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,089
Hmm. To do that, I would need you
to disable safety protocols.
324
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,925
[Chuckles] Wait, you're not gonna try
to kill me again, are you?
325
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,343
[Chuckles] I'm badgey!
326
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,013
[Chuckles] Uh... fine.
Computer, disable safety protocols.
327
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,058
Oh, yes. There we go.
328
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,226
Hello, father.
329
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:39,105
I've already created three viruses
that would disable pakled technology.
330
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,356
You were monitoring comms?
331
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,316
Oh, I'm always monitoring comms.
332
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,527
The packet needs to be input manually.
333
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,547
[Chuckles]
Somebody's gonna have to board their ship.
334
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,572
You know it!
335
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,283
Intruders beaming in!
336
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,036
- Very slowly, beaming in!
- We've gotta go!
337
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,956
[Grunts]
338
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,334
We have to get to the armory!
339
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,646
Looks like we'll have to repel them
the old-fashioned way.
340
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,215
Setting my fists to stun
and my kicks to kill.
341
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,842
- [Mariner grunts]
- [Metal clanging]
342
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,219
[Grunts]
343
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,389
Guys, right here. Great stuff in that one.
All the way in back there? Yeah.
344
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,641
How much contraband
have you hidden on my ship?
345
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,310
I don't know. A lot!
346
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,484
[Grunting]
347
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,741
Side roll. Side roll. Double hand punch!
348
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,911
Suck on this!
349
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,329
[Pakled] Pakleds!
350
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,432
- Mariner? In case we don't make it...
- We're making it!
351
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,000
I wasn't mad that you were stealing
the Sacramento promotion.
352
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,377
I apply for those all the time.
Nothing ever comes of it.
353
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,087
What? Then why were you freaking out?
354
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,716
Because you would've gotten it, and I'd
miss you, okay? You're my best friend.
355
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,469
Oh, haven't you shared enough
secrets today? Just shut up!
356
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,387
Pahed!
357
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,056
[Grunts, groans]
358
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,725
[Laughs maniacally]
359
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,685
[Grunts] Mom!
360
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,401
Ransom! Get our backs!
361
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,529
- Way ahead of you. [Grunts]
- [Pakled] My head!
362
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,031
[Growls, clears throat]
363
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,700
Sorry. I mean, get the captain
to the biobed. Quick, quick!
364
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,577
[Groans] Did we save the cerritos?
365
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:17,828
Working on it!
366
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:18,913
Ooh, I got it.
367
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,683
One illegal virus, [singsongy] But someone
has to take it to the ship!
368
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,334
But who's small enough to go undetected?
369
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,253
And who could survive in space
without a ship?
370
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,464
And someone who can travel with the
program safely stored in her hard drive...
371
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,882
[Together] Peanut hamper!
372
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,361
You can load the code into their ship
using your robotic abilities.
373
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,137
Oh, my gosh! Peanut hamper,
you're gonna save the day!
374
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,182
Eh, I'm gonna pass.
375
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,059
I... I'm sorry, what?
376
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,038
- All that stuff sounded way too scary.
- What about the needs of the many?
377
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,232
I joined starfleet to piss off my dad,
not to be a virus bomb.
378
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,234
Peanut hamper! This is not cool!
379
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,443
We're all going to die!
380
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,737
Peanut hamper!
There are so many lives at stake!
381
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,199
You know what? I'm just going
to beam myself out of this whole sitch.
382
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,284
Sucks to be organic.
383
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,662
Enjoy having all your guts fly out
or whatever.
384
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,707
You know what?
Peanut hamper is a stupid name!
385
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,585
[Humming]
386
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,753
That little [bleep]!
387
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,716
[Gasps] Oh, my gosh! I'm back.
I just clicked myself back to normal.
388
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,051
Let me just upload this... wow!
389
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,928
[Straining]
Feels like an ice-cream headache.
390
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,489
Okay, now we just need
to get on that ship!
391
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,223
Wait, no! It's too dangerous.
392
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,201
You must be in a heroic bravery mode
or something.
393
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,620
Keep clicking your button.
Let me click it! Click your button!
394
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,938
No, tendi. This is normal me.
I've got this.
395
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,273
And I've got you! [Grunts]
396
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,775
Rutherford!
397
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,444
- [Grunts]
- [Rutherford] Watch out!
398
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,115
You know I can run on my own?
399
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,284
- [Both grunt]
- [Powering up]
400
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,872
Hyah! [Chuckles]
401
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,794
- [Rutherford screaming]
- [Shaxs chuckling]
402
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,048
This is the best day of my life!
403
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,966
- Eat this!
- No, no, no.
404
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,511
[Both panting]
405
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,181
[Inhales]
406
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,558
Linked up. Come on. Come on.
407
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,644
[Grunts, chuckles]
408
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,687
[Screaming]
409
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,938
[Grunting]
410
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,025
Virus downloaded. Yes, yes, yes, yes...
411
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,235
Download slowing to a crawl? Wait. Why?
412
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,156
Sorry, but no virus
until after these guys kill you.
413
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,408
- What? Why?
- Because you snapped my neck!
414
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,160
- What's the holdup?
- Damn it, badgey!
415
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,953
We don't have time for this. Do it now!
416
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:27,375
You want me to disable their systems?
Fine. I'i/ do it explosively!
417
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,502
[Gasps] He's gonna blow us up!
418
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,504
Not if I have something
to scream about it.
419
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,089
- [Grunting]
- [Screams]
420
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,382
[Rutherford groans]
421
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,718
No! Stop it! He is mine! [Groaning]
422
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,473
Hang in there, baby bear!
423
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,808
[Screams]
424
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,187
[Groaning]
425
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,439
[Sighs] There we go.
426
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,732
[Chuckles]
427
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,946
[Alarm blaring]
428
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,407
Oh! They did it!
They got clear of the blast.
429
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,908
Bringing main power back online.
430
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:06,497
All invaders have been...
[Grunts] ...Neutralized.
431
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,376
As soon as the engines are back online,
get us the hell out of here!
432
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,795
And, hey,
don't get too comfortable in my chair.
433
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,088
[Chuckles] Yes, sir.
434
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,881
- No, no. There's more of them!
- [Beeping]
435
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,174
[Screams]
436
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,846
We have you now, enterprise.
437
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:39,071
[Groans] All hands to escape pods!
Prepare to abandon ship!
438
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,573
- [Beeping]
- Wait! Incoming ship?
439
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,076
It's the titan!
440
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,753
Oh, no! It's another enterprise!
441
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,759
Red alert!
A pakled party and I wasn't invited?
442
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,802
Phew! It's about time you showed up, w/ll.
443
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,387
Mariner? This makes us even.
444
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,764
[Gasps] You know riker?
445
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,575
Who do you think hooks me up
with all my contraband?
446
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,350
Dude is flushed with romulan ale...
447
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,061
- I'm sorry. What was that?
- [Chuckles]
448
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,773
We're still at red alert!
Target those ships and fire!
449
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,441
We're talking about this later.
450
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,533
[Groaning] Make us go!
451
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,994
Go, guys! Go!
452
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,371
- They're retreating! Yes!
- [Crew cheering]
453
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,250
[Cheering continues]
454
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,933
[Freeman] No, no. I don't want any
cosmetic changes to the cerritos.
455
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,311
Are you sure? Because I could add
some jazzy reflective panels and bi...
456
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:56,816
No! I hate it when a ship gets repaired
and comes out looking all sovereignclass.
457
00:21:56,899 --> 00:22:00,027
I want her to look
almost like she usually does.
458
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,489
All right, we have a good one today.
459
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,909
"Chapter 79:
Fluidic systems and how to reroute them."
460
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,703
- [Clears throat]
- [Groans] Fluidics are so messy.
461
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:13,165
[Gasps] Rutherford, you're awake!
Oh, I knew you'd be okay!
462
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,500
What? What happened?
463
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,502
You saved the cerritos.
464
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,380
Oh, I did? Wow. That's pretty cool.
Are you my nurse?
465
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,923
Nurse? [Chuckles]
466
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,646
No, they just have been giving me
time off so I could sit with you.
467
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,136
Oh, sweet!
Nice to meet you. I'm rutherford.
468
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:31,600
Oh, your implant. It must have damaged
your long-term memory.
469
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,519
Do you remember me at all?
470
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:37,273
Well, no, but don't take it personally.
I don't remember what I don't remember.
471
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,858
[Crying]
472
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,485
You know what this means, right?
473
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:45,030
We get to become best friends
all over again!
474
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,115
Okeydokey.
475
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,538
We'll never forget
lieutenant shaxs' sacrifice.
476
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,124
He's with the prophets now.
477
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:04,508
[Sighs] I can't even begin to imagine
how I'm going to replace him.
478
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:05,593
Well, wherever he is,
479
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:08,387
I'm sure he's full-throat screaming
in someone's face
480
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,638
and ejecting a warp core.
481
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,682
I'd like to think you're right.
482
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,394
"Ensign Beckett mariner beamed down
to beta III without authorization."
483
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,812
Oh, what? Seriously?
484
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,456
"Contraband hidden throughout the ship,
485
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,150
illegal weapons, illicit drugs,
a tribble."
486
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,484
Yeah, that's for personal use.
487
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,821
I've got a whole year's worth
of your insubordinations right here.
488
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,366
Well, without those "insubordinations,"
we'd all be dead right now!
489
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,826
I know.
490
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,330
Did you know starfleet
considers beta III a "known culture"?
491
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,665
They had no idea the betans had regressed.
492
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,042
And the pakleds? Well.
493
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,419
The pakleds murdered the entire crew
of the solvang
494
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,922
because everyone assumed they were a joke.
495
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,674
Yeah, that's starfleet.
Good at observing and bad at maintaining.
496
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,343
We can't just assume people
497
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,054
are gonna keep doing the right thing
a generation down the road.
498
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,764
I agree.
499
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,601
But, as captain, I can't ignore protocol.
I'd lose my command.
500
00:23:55,684 --> 00:24:00,064
You, on the other hand...
You see a problem, you can solve it.
501
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,566
Wait. Are you saying,
"work together for a change"?
502
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,361
Might be useful to have a captain
on your side, you know,
503
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,987
instead of up your ass?
504
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,072
What do you say?
505
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,908
Uh... I think we're both
getting thrown in the brig.
506
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,118
[Chuckles] Let's not tell your father.
507
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:24,171
Oh, that's mariner! We work with her.
Mariner, over here! Hi!
508
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,298
[Grunts] Carol!
509
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:29,262
I guess those Cali-class ships
can hold their own longer than people say.
510
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,220
[Scoffs] Thanks for the assist, captain.
511
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,805
No need to be so formal.
512
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,766
- You know, I was her mentor.
- Well, I remember it differently.
513
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:39,561
You were sort of my cha'dlch.
We used to get in so much trouble.
514
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,022
- [Freeman] We?
- Deanna. [Chuckles]
515
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,525
Can you introduce me
to any of your betazoid friends?
516
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,986
Jack, I sense you exaggerate
yourconfidence
517
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,822
in order to mask an ocean of insecurity.
518
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,574
Oh, will they sense that too?
I can make that work for me.
519
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,035
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You made a dog?
520
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,370
Yeah! And it could fly.
521
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,956
Ooh, ooh, ooh! And another time,
we stole a bunch of t88s.
522
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,083
Aw, man!
The scanners with the purple stripe?
523
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,043
Those are amazing! What else did we do?
524
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,129
I just wanted to say I was wrong.
525
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,923
I'm glad we followed our guts today.
You are my mentor.
526
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:11,510
[Scoffs] Whatever, nerd. Come on.
We can hang without me being your mentor.
527
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,905
- I thought you wanted that.
- Yeah, my target kinda moves.
528
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,432
Well, from now on,
no more being obsessed with rank.
529
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,934
Time to start appreciating
what I have right here.
530
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,020
Hey, you know what?
I like this new boimler.
531
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:24,314
Good work today, boimler.
Ransom says you're one of his best.
532
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,233
Thank you, captain riker, sir!
533
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,278
Hey! How about you buy me a drink?
You know, since we're even. Remember?
534
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,172
The thing with the aliens
where I saved your ass?
535
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,924
[Mariner] We are not even,
and we don't use money.
536
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,034
What's happened to you, man?
You used to be sharp.
537
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,536
Boimler, you backstabbing little weasel!
538
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,889
Yeah, next time / see you,
I'm gonna kick your[Bleep]ing ass!
539
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:44,626
I cannot believe that you took a promotion
to the mother[Bleep]ing titan! Call me!
540
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,211
Hey, Brad. We gotta scoot.
541
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,005
So get your boots and strap 'em up
542
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:51,175
'cause the captain wants us
to escort commander troi to tulgana iv.
543
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,260
Ooh!
I hear the klingon district's intense!
544
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,196
There's a bar in andoria town
you guys would love.
545
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,766
- Whoa! You've been there?
- Yeah, I can show you around if you want.
546
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,976
Dude, your padd is blowing up.
Who is messaging you?
547
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,102
She's just an old friend.
548
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,189
She kinda got mad when I took
the promotion here. She'll get over it.
549
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,125
[Mariner] Boimler,
you can't keep ducking me forever!
550
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:09,794
It is a really small galaxy out there!
Sooner or later, I'm gonna run into you,
551
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,945
and I'm gonna feed you to an armus!
You hear me?
552
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,447
[Woman] Hey, psycho! Keep it down!
553
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,730
- We 're trying to sleep!
- [Mariner] Oh, shut up, jenn!
554
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,555
I'm sorry I'm late. I was watching
the first enterprise on the holodeck.
555
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,748
You know, Archer and those guys?
What a story.
556
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,084
Those guys had a long road
getting from there to here.
557
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,687
Course set for the tulgana system,
captain. Awaiting your command.
558
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:31,381
Ah, tulgana iv. You know,
they have a little risa?
559
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,842
Oh, so, then should we take
the little horga'hn?
560
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,512
- No, let's take the one we always use.
- [Clears throat]
561
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:40,474
Right! Give me warp
in the factor of five, six, seven, eight.
562
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,060
- [Jazz music plays]
- [Troi] Oh, the jazz.
563
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,694
Help. Help.
564
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,916
Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew!
565
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,961
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