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[Freeman] Siardaz'e 57538.9.
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The cerritos is working alongside
the USS merced in the relocation
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of an ancient generation ship,
which due to some unknown calam/tx
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never reached its destination.
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Her crew, adrift for centuries,
mummified in disabled oiyo-units.
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Their most precious cargo:
Mysterious containers of molecular fluid,
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which generates life
from inorganic material.
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We suspect they planned to use it
on a dead planet
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to create a habitable environment
they could call home.
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The ll/lercedis here
to ensure the generation ship
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is preserved during transportation,
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and I want everyone
to give them full support.
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Captain durango and I both served
on the //linois many years ago,
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and it is a true delight to be able
to work with him again...
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[Yawns]
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Trouble sleeping, ensign?
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Nah, I slept great.
I mean, maybe too good, honestly.
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Just distribute the padds.
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Starfleet believes this alien vessel
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is equipped with unique
terraforming technology:
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An elemental fluid which can transform
inert matter into a living ecosystem.
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Towing it will be a delicate procedure.
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Even the slightest flux in tractor beam
stabilization could damage...
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[Mariner yawning]
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Oh, oh. I am so sorry. I'm sorry.
It is just so much information.
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I don't know how you guys aren't yawning.
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Your crew doesn't appear to appreciate
the gravity of our undertaking, captain.
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I assure you, captain,
my people are the best in the fleet.
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- They're proficient, alert, and...
- [Mariner yawns]
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- God. Mariner!
- I am trying to hold it in.
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[Continues yawning]
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[Mariner groans]
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I had to yawn, okay? I'm sorry.
That guy is super boring.
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Like, "oh, I'm boring. I love museums
and dust and old gates."
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I know he's boring.
He's been boring for 15 years!
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But right now,
he's telling everyone on the ll/lerced
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that I don't have the respect of my crew.
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If you ever disrespect me like that again,
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I'll skip the court-martial
and blow you out the airlock.
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Cool. Well, live long and prosper.
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Don't you give me that sarcastic
vulcan salute! Beckett!
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Captain, I have the sensor data
that you requested.
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Huh? Oh, right, the sensors.
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Ugh. I'm sorry, Jack.
It's just ensign mariner. Ugh.
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I feel like she stays up all night
coming up with new ways to piss me off.
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I honestly don't know why
you haven't kicked her off the ship.
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[Clears throat] But since it's not my job
to question your motives,
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if you wanna avoid conflict, why not
reassign her to all the worst jobs?
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That way, transferring would be her idea,
not yours.
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Hmm.
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Well, we could reassign her
to all the nastiest jobs on the ship.
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That way, transferring her
would be her idea, not mine.
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Brilliant plan.
That's why you're the captain.
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Assignment time! Hachi machi! [Gasps]
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I got conference room cleanup duty!
In your face!
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Last time I checked, that was very lame.
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Why would you dance?
That's not a danceable job.
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That's where
all the senior officer action happens.
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Plus, they have access to better
replicator programs than we do,
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- and they let you eat with them.
- It's basically the same food.
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No, it's not!
They get, like, gnocchi and fritters.
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It doesn't matter! It's good, okay?
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Oh, man! I gotta monitor
power fluctuations in the tractor beam?
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I wanted to monitor power fluctuations
in the impulse relays.
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Rutherford! I'm about to go
watch an ascension.
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What? That's amazing! What's an ascension?
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Some people who master the art of
alien meditation can achieve inner peace.
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Then they transcend the physical realm
and become a being of pure energy.
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Isn't that cool?
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Oh, like a "o" or, uh, "the traveler."
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No! It's more like studying so much for
a test that you literally become the test.
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You become everything.
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Damn, that is cool.
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I can't believe
I actually get to see it in person!
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I wonder if it's gonna make a sound,
like, "vrrr," or "hmm," or "whoo"?
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I guess I'll know soon!
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Anyway, let's see what I got assigned.
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"Turbolift lubing, holodeck waste removal,
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and scraping carbon
off the carbon filter."
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[Chuckles]
Those are the worst jobs on the ship.
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Scraping carbon off
of slightly harder carbon?
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That's klingon prison stuff.
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This is weird.
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[Man chanting] Om.
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[Sighs]
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Wow.
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Vvhoa.
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As I grow closer to decorporation,
words start to lose meaning.
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Hey, a-ar-are we supposed to join in?
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[Humming]
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[Gasps] A tzutchian gong?
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- Wow.
- [Man 2] What's happening?
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- [Woman] Is he ascending?
- [Man 3] He's ascending!
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Wait, really? No, no, no, no!
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- [Grunts]
- [Metal clangs]
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- [Groans]
- [Gasps}
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- my sand mandala! No! No! No!
- I can fix it! I can fix it.
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I've been laying that for two years.
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It was a physical representation
of my inner calm!
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No. It's gonna be totally fine.
Just keep ascending.
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Computer, colorful sand, room temperature.
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Okay. Uh. [Grunts]
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There! [Laughs] See? It's... it's all good.
We're good. We're good. It's fine.
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If I'd known I was gonna be
emptying the holodeck biofilters,
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I wouldn't have had so much for breakfast.
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Well, have fun with your terrible jobs.
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I gotta go clean
the executive conference room
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and eat some lobster ravioli. Peace!
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Uh, no! Uh-uh. Sorry.
It does not look cool when you do it.
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Damn it! It does. [Groans]
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[Padd beeping]
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[Gagging]
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[Screams] Computer,
emergency stop, turbolift nine!
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[Grunts, spits, groans]
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- Hey, I'm working up here.
- [Shaxs] Sorry.
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[Groans]
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[Imitating phaser]
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[Groans] This is the worst!
Ooh, wait a minute.
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Hey, buddy,
do you wanna make this interesting?
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How? Like, bet on
who can finish their piece first?
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- Yeah!
- All right.
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- Sure. Why not.
- I'll get in on that.
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[Cheering]
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[Mariner laughs] All right. Hell yeah!
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Syncing tractor beams in three, two, one.
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Whoa. I was wrong. These fluctuations are
great. Oh, man! Look at these amplitudes.
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[Door panel chimes]
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Hi. Um, I just...
I feel terrible about the, you know...
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Don't worry about it. Don't talk to me.
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Anyway, I went and found
a hiverian metronome.
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And apparently, if you just relax
and let it sync to your biorhythm,
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we could get ya back on track
and ascending by this afternoon!
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You think I can realign a decade of
spiritual enlightenment by this afternoon?
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Tomorrow morning at the latest!
You just have to find your calm...
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I don't want your help!
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Has mariner submitted
her transfer request?
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[Chuckles] I'm going to frame it.
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- She's having a great time.
- What?
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She's finding little ways to inject joy
into othennise horrible tasks.
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Then give her worse jobs.
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I've got her emptying [bleep]
out of the holodeck's [bleep] filter!
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Ugh. People really use it for that?
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Oh, yeah. It's mostly that.
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Oh, if she finds a way to enjoy that,
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then what the hell are we gonna do
to get her to resign?
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I don't know. But there has to be
something on this ship she hates.
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Hmm.
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Ensign mariner,
report to conference room five.
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Vvhoa.
Another conference room meeting? Shocker.
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You guys debating the prime directive
again? Pretty fascinating stuff.
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- [All laugh]
- What is...
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What... no, no. No laughing.
I was making fun of you, not with you.
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Well, since you're one of us now,
I guess you're making fun of yourself.
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What?
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- No.
- Ensign Beckett mariner,
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- I am pleased to Grant you a promotion.
- No, no, no, n... ah.
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Congratulations, lieutenant mariner.
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Lieutenant? Lieu... lieu... lieutenant?
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Looking foward to serving with you
for a long, long time.
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- Good job. Congratulations.
- Good job, mariner. Well-earned.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up!
[Groans] This is real! This is real!
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Wow. Thanks. I'm gonna take off.
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Oh, right after
this very important meeting.
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All right. Meeting's started.
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We need to choose new
conference room chairs.
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A beige chair with a leather strip
right down the middle.
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[T'Ana] Hey! We all agreed that
a strip of leather is too ostentatious.
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We did not all agree.
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[Ransom] Whoa.
What happened to the barstools?
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[Shaxs] Barstools hurt my back.
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[Commander]
You're not sitting on them right.
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I'm not sitting on them right?
I've killed better men for less.
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No, you haven't.
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Well, I've threatened to kill better men
for about the same.
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- Strap in. This will take a while.
- [Commander] Not this again.
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[Ransom] Barstools are cool!
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[Ransom on combadge] Lieutenant ll/lariner,
report to command prep for mission audit.
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It's a monumental find, captain.
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Starfleet command ought to just start
engraving my name on a plaque right now.
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- [Clears throat]
- Oh, and yours too, durango, of course.
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There, I'm done.
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Great work, lieutenant.
Now you get to audit the audit.
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[Groans]
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[Ransom on combadge] Lieutenant ll/lariner,
report to the ofi'icers'lounge
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- for management training.
- N o.
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[Scatting]
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Yeah. And that's why being a captain
is a lot like vocal jazz.
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It's all about the notes you don't scat.
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Oh, no. No.
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Now, here to teach us about
promoting diverse perspectives,
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welcome lieutenant winger bingston Jr.
In his one-man show,
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the united federation of characters.
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Oh, hello. Didn't see you beam in there.
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[Groans]
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[Ransom on combadge] Lieutenant ll/lariner,
report to executive poker
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[groans]
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Look alive, mariner.
This game's about to get very interesting.
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Hmm.
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- Fold.
- [Supportive chattering]
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[Inhales sharply, sucks teeth]
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- Fold.
- [Shaxs] Kudos, kudos.
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Hmm.
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She folds. You all fold.
Every time you all fold. You fold.
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Don't tell me what to do! I'm gonna fold.
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I'm all in. Whoops.
I got nothing. Guess I lose.
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Are you outta your mind?
We don't go all in! It's a friendly game.
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[Groaning] Oh.
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Here I am, trying to help the guy ascend,
and he won't even give me a chance. Ugh!
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I wanna help him so bad it hurts!
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Geez, I... I get that you wanna see
an ascension happen,
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but like, isn't this a bit much?
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No, it's not enough! I owe it to o'Connor.
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I'm just gonna study the ancient ways
twice as much.
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Just frickin' blow him away
with spirituality.
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Mm-hmm. I don't think it works like that.
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Well, it's gonna have to. Wish me luck.
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- And you can finish my lunch.
- It's okay.
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I don't need another lunch. Oh, pudding!
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[Gasps] You get your own quarters?
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It's the worst.
I'm so far away from everyone.
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What did you do? How did you...
How did you get this?
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Same thing I usually do.
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But I go above and beyond
and you don't even try. Why would they...
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I don't get it either.
Bad is good. I don't know.
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[Commander on combadge]
Lieutenant ll/lariner, report to ops
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- for review of scheduled ops.
- Oh, great. Ops!
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Pray for me.
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So... they like when you break rules, huh?
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[Speaking Latin]
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00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,446
- Ugh! Don't you have work?
- Oh, I'm using my vacation days.
231
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,407
I've realized if you mix and match
prayers from different cultures,
232
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,452
you can increase your chance of ascending.
We can beat the system.
233
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,496
Please, just get away from me!
234
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,872
[Insects buzzing]
235
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,292
These florkas are a vital part of
the ascension process for the tamarians.
236
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,461
Stop it! Don't come near me anymore.
237
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,589
You don't get to be the hero here
because you are the villain.
238
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,007
{gasps}
239
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,343
- [grunts]
- Just center yourself for five minutes.
240
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,428
Please! I'll align your chakra.
241
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,222
- [Pants] I'll reiki you.
- No!
242
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,182
Uh, gotta figure out a way to be bad.
243
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,643
Get a promotion. Gotta be bad, boimler.
Gotta be bad!
244
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,406
[Officer on combadge] Ensign boimler,
report to bridge duty at 7530.
245
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:56,484
Oh, I'll report to bridge duty,
and they'll get exactly what they deserve.
246
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,069
- What?
- Uh, oh, nothing.
247
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,196
That was a holodeck, uh, moriarty.
248
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,823
Exactly what they deserve.
249
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:05,618
Mariner, [chuckles]
Care to share a status update?
250
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,162
I don't know. We're towing
a rusted old ship full of mummies?
251
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:12,709
If you don't feel like you fit in here,
I could find you a post on another ship.
252
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,168
Mm, no, thanks.
253
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:18,715
Don't forget, all senior officers are
meeting up later for ransom's birthday.
254
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,966
It's mandatory.
255
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:25,221
He's going to sing and play
acoustic guitar... for hours.
256
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,974
And the songs, [chuckles]
Well, he wrote them.
257
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,811
They're all about the month
he lived in Barcelona.
258
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,689
You know, I get what you're trying
to do here, and it is sick.
259
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:38,359
I'm doing exactly what I need to.
It's called being a captain.
260
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,944
No, it's called being a dick.
261
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,574
[Durango sighs]
262
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,288
Are we reading any vibrations in the hull?
263
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,041
No, sir. The transport is going smoothly.
All readings are nominal.
264
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,084
Move us closer to the generation ship.
265
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,046
Sir, I... I believe the cerritos
is in a better position to...
266
00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,922
We're in charge
of this mission, lieutenant.
267
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,050
Our positioning should reflect that.
Take us in.
268
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,133
Yes, sir.
269
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:12,602
You know, there's no peninsula
more sensual than the iberian.
270
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,730
Commander, the ll/lercedis maneuvering
awfully close to our tow sector.
271
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,981
What? Put them on-screen.
272
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,026
Captain durango,
you are way out of formation.
273
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,862
I don't have to explain myself to you,
commander.
274
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,282
The protection of this artifact
is my duty, mine!
275
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,468
- [Ransom] Durango!
- Sir,
276
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,470
I'm reading a highly carbonized
particle cloud
277
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,097
erupting from the generation ship.
278
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,058
Terraformr'ng emulsion
has engulfed our hu/I. It's transfor...
279
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,894
It's being funneled towards us
on the tractor beam!
280
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,854
- Evasive maneuver Alpha!
- It's too late!
281
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,424
[Ransom on combadge]
Captain, we have a serious problem here.
282
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,909
Terraformr'ng fluid is dissolving the hull.
283
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,162
- Structural integrity is in serious...
- Here's your coffee, sir. Whoops!
284
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,247
Are you out of your mind?
285
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,707
[Computer]
Environmental irregularities detected.
286
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,252
Emergency force field, corridor 89!
287
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,630
Whoa! Oh, did you feel that?
288
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,298
Humidity's up, pressure just dropped.
289
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,509
- I think the air's being modified.
- Not on my watch.
290
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,303
This is your watch, right now.
It is literally happening now.
291
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,972
Oh, can you not even for a moment...
292
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,140
Look out!
293
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,358
[Alarm blaring]
294
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,240
- [Computer] Unauthon'zed terraformation.
- Whoa!
295
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,872
[O'Connor] Oh, gosh. [Pants, screams]
296
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,207
- [Tendi gasps] What's happening?
- I don't know!
297
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,545
No! Damn this gorgeous coral!
298
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:07,300
Ugh! Well, this is just great. I could
have been one with the universe right now.
299
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,718
This is all your fault.
300
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,180
You know what? I'm glad you didn't ascend
'cause you're a jerk.
301
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,724
Yeah, right.
You've been obsessed with ascending me.
302
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,309
I don't care about you ascending.
303
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,895
All I really wanted
was for you to like me!
304
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,979
Wait, w-what?
305
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,231
It kills me when someone doesn't like me.
306
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,651
I can't sleep. It's all I think about.
It feels like ants in my brain.
307
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:26,903
Yeah, no, I get that.
308
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,572
Oh, please. You haven't had
a negative thought for years.
309
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,281
[Both scream]
310
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,830
[Panting]
311
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,082
Well, since we're gonna die here,
I'll just tell you.
312
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,044
I was never going to ascend. I was faking.
313
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,170
What? Why?
314
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:48,591
It's hard to stand out in starfleet.
This gave me an edge. It was my thing.
315
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,218
I was the ascension guy.
316
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,678
But then I was going
for so long not ascending
317
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,847
that I got worried
that people would catch on,
318
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,558
which is why I used you as cover.
I'm a jerk.
319
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,437
We're both jerks! We wanted to be liked
and lied about it.
320
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,274
I think that means we're best friends!
I'm about to die with my best friend!
321
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,777
[Grunting]
322
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,780
If we can get down
to the environmental controls,
323
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,198
- there might be a way to reverse this.
- [Stammers]
324
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,158
Are you sure
that's the best rock for this?
325
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,327
What? Yes, no... yes, it's fine.
It's a rock.
326
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,872
Look, I... I'm just saying, I think
you should use the shale over there.
327
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,291
Mom, it is the same thing.
Just leave me alone.
328
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,312
It's just, maybe you'd want one
with more of a point.
329
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,381
Oh, my god. Why do you have
to second-guess every choice I make?
330
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,549
To help you, Beckett.
331
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,343
What am I supposed to do,
stand by and let you make a mistake?
332
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,513
What I would prefer
is if you would just let me do me!
333
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,976
There, see? The rock was fine.
334
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,395
Yeah, well,
we could've gotten here faster.
335
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,041
[Sighs] You're going a little fast,
don't you think?
336
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,192
- Yep, I thought you wanted fast.
- Not that fast.
337
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:52,405
You trying to get us killed here?
Make sure you're gripping with both hands.
338
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,950
You know, uh, okay, okay,
you know what? Maybe I should just lead.
339
00:17:56,033 --> 00:18:00,162
Oh, my god. Will you just stop?
I am good at this. Just trust me.
340
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,956
Wha... I'm just looking out for you.
341
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,584
Yeah, that's the whole problem, mom.
You treat me like a child.
342
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:08,963
Well, if you would stop acting like a
child and more like a mature crew member,
343
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,924
- then I would treat you accordingly.
- You think I'm immature?
344
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,636
Well, you're the one trying to trick me
into quitting. How is that mature?
345
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,222
Yeah, that's what I thought, Carol.
346
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,141
You did not just call me Carol.
347
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,559
Whatever, Carol!
348
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,893
[Both grunt]
349
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,565
[Tendi grunts]
350
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,152
- [Both scream]
- Oh, no! This is it!
351
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,080
[Both scream]
352
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,833
[Panting]
353
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:46,917
[Chuckles]
354
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,503
[Alarm blaring]
355
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,214
- No! [Grunts]
- [Screams]
356
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,593
[Screams] No!
357
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,927
[Grunting]
358
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,179
Get out of here!
359
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,723
I'll be okay. You need to save yourself.
360
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,308
No way! I'm not leaving you.
361
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,936
Tendi, it's okay. I did this for you.
362
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,274
[Blaring continues]
363
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,234
Yes! The systems are still online.
364
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,196
Affected areas are saturated
with carbon polymer dust.
365
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,405
We need perazine gas.
366
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,784
Flood the ship, then trigger a reversion
with radiation from the main deflector.
367
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,203
Unless you think we should use
a "pointier rock."
368
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,831
No, that's exactly
what I was going to suggest.
369
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,585
I'm just impressed.
You read my mission brief, didn't you?
370
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,754
No, I... no... well, I
mean, maybe a little,
371
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,173
but just ironically.
Just so I could make fun of it.
372
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,591
Uh-huh. Okay.
373
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,426
- Computer, hit it.
- Hitting it.
374
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,398
- [Chuckles]
- Oh, my gosh. We're gonna be okay!
375
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,608
Holy [bleep]. I was so ready to die.
376
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,151
You saved my life.
377
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,653
You saved mine first.
378
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,825
- Whoa!
- Whoa. Oh, no! What's happening?
379
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,708
- Whoa. Whoa.
- Oh, my gosh, you're ascending.
380
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,453
I am? I am!
381
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,996
It must've been when you saved me.
382
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,165
When you were willing
to sacrifice yourself for me.
383
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,627
I pretended to be finding myself
for so long, I guess I actually did.
384
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:16,048
I... ow! Ooh. Okay. Wow. That actually
burns. Is this supposed to be happening?
385
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,772
- Uh-oh. Okay, you're smoking.
- It burns!
386
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:22,596
It burns! Ah! Help! No!
I do... I don't want to ascend! No! Help!
387
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,014
Drop and roll! Drop and roll!
388
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,726
Drop back into the physical and roll!
389
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,144
Time has no meaning!
390
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,355
Ah! Now it's happening!
I'm everywhere and nowhere!
391
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,566
I can see everything!
392
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,235
I'm turning into pure energy!
393
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,863
- Why is it taking so long?
- [Screaming]
394
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,781
I see Abraham Lincoln!
395
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,659
The universe is balanced
on the back of a giant koala!
396
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,829
Why is he smiling? What does he know?
397
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:52,418
The secret of life is... [screams]
398
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:58,841
Uh, all right.
Well, good luck being everything.
399
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,342
Sorry I helped.
400
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,635
Ransom, report.
401
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,989
[On combadge] All systems stable, captain,
but the merced,
402
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,265
she had far greater exposure
to the terraform cloud
403
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,683
her life support's critical.
404
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,019
Oh, man.
At this point they need a whole new ship.
405
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,605
Or a whole old one.
406
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,064
Initiating emergency transport
407
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,400
for all crew of the ll/lerced
to the generation ship.
408
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:20,279
Beam them into the stasis chamber.
It's still sealed off and should be safe.
409
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:23,783
Durango should be right at home
with some dusty old mummies.
410
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,212
Oh, my gosh, we did it. We did it.
All crew accounted for.
411
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,288
[Ransom on combadge] Captain Freeman,
admiral I/assery is on his way.
412
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,273
Very good. I'm really glad we found a way
to work together.
413
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:57,900
Yeah, it's a nice change of pace.
414
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,486
Going for each other's jugulars
all the time is exhausting.
415
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,612
I'm proud of you.
416
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,030
Aw. Thanks, mom.
417
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,825
Maybe you are fit
to be one of my senior officers.
418
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:09,745
Your chair right next to mine,
spending all our time together.
419
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,331
An unstoppable mommy-daughter team.
420
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,252
Admiral vassery, welcome to the cerritos.
421
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,421
Starfleet commends
your bravery and ingenuity.
422
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,800
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to get back to work.
423
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:26,011
Apparently, we've picked up
a strange signal on our sense-oars.
424
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,806
Ouite all right, admiral.
And what did your sense-oars show?
425
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:32,434
Well, nothing at first,
but the long-range sense-oars revealed...
426
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,144
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
427
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,730
I am sorry.
Are you trying to say the word, "sensors"?
428
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,525
'Cause it... to me, you're saying
"sense-oars." What is that?
429
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,278
But that's how it's said. "Sense-oars."
Everyone knows that.
430
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,656
Sense oars. Sense-oars.
Yes, that's right. It sounds right to me.
431
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,157
Me too. I say it like that.
432
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,243
What? No, you don't. This is nuts.
433
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:52,246
Yo, she's making fun of you, dummy.
She doesn't say "sense-oars."
434
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,664
Of course I do. Stop it.
435
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:57,793
Is this how your crew treats authority?
When it's known I mispronounce things.
436
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,671
- Are you really making Fawn of me?
- Admiral, no.
437
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,590
I thought we came to an understanding.
438
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,384
Uh, maybe you need to adjust
your "sense-oars."
439
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,429
- Would you just stop?
- I have never been shown such disrespect...
440
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,514
Is she yawning?
441
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,893
You know, when o'Connor was screaming
and turning into energy,
442
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,437
it made me realize that life's too short
to be hung up
443
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,397
on whether everyone on the ship likes me.
444
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,150
That's great, 'cause I'm sure
there's at least a few who don't.
445
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,986
[Chuckles] And who cares? Not me.
446
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,698
Who are these few people?
What did they say? Do they not like me?
447
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,341
If someone said something,
I feel like I should know. Who was it?
448
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:34,705
- [Gasps] Where's your pip?
- I'm pretty good at getting demoted.
449
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,040
In the last hour?
450
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,209
Apparently the captain doesn't like
looking stupid in front of an admiral...
451
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,961
What I... but I... I can't...
452
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,380
You had everything
that I ever wanted in life,
453
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,716
and you didn't even care!
How are we even friends?
454
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,844
Maybe because I still have
the senior officer access card
455
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,429
for the good replicator programs.
456
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,432
[Gasps] I'm gonna get that macaroni
and cheese with the breaded top...
457
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,660
Pew pew/ pew, pew, pew/ pew pew!
458
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:57,705
Chirp.
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