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Don't you ever do that again.
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Remember the lever
on the steering column, move it,
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you can put the wheel
wherever you want.
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But don't move it while you're driving.
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Okay, Dad. Dad, I'm gonna be late.
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Square one's for the ignition,
round one's for the trunk
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and don't forget to lock it.
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Tim, I forgot to tell you.
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Last button on the arm,
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that locks up all the windows
and the doors.
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And, uh, look, don't put any scratches
on the car, okay?
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- Uh, drive carefully.
- Please fasten your seatbelt.
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I love you.
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Kiss me.
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- Chris.
- That's a real honey of a car.
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Mom.
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You'll be driving a Cadillac yourself
one of these days.
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- Please.
- Yeah, we'll see.
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Hi, Tim.
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Goodness,
what a fine-looking couple you are.
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You look like you just stepped off
of a wedding cake.
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We really gotta go.
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Just one more, just one more.
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Oh, it just gives me goosebumps
looking at the two of you.
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Oh, sorry, Bonnie.
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Please fasten your seatbelt.
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Ugh. Damn it.
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You just hold on, it'll work.
Here, give me the pliers.
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- Ow, Mom.
- What'd I tell you about that gum?
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- I don't know, what?
- I said, no more gum.
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You got that?
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Sick of you gnawing on that,
not being hungry at supper time.
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- That's not so.
- Wait a minute, fella.
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You just go on. Get out of here.
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Go on, vamoose.
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Find anything, Mr. Hurlbuck?
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Yes, ma'am, a few things.
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Yeah, like what?
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Like smoking in a food service area.
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This is The Moose,
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feeling, oh, so mellow and loose.
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So put your arms around
your favorite memory
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and hold it close.
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Two heads beating as one.
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Dancing the night away.
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Let's go for a drive.
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- Hey, how you doing?
- How you doing?
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You got 30 days to comply
and bring these violations up to code.
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You write me up on everything
but the color of the toilet paper,
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expect me to fix it
in 30 days?
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If you need more time,
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you'll have to appeal
to the county commissioners.
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How come all of a sudden
you're out here nosing around?
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- Just doing my job.
- Yeah?
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You tell the boys
at the county commission
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I said you did a real good job too.
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You ought to get smart
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Hey, Slam, how you been?
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Who was that?
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Just more trouble.
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Thanks.
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Mm, Bonnie
BONNIE: Oh, Tim.
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- Bulls.
- Tin.
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- Are we moving?
- Everything is moving.
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The whole world is moving.
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Bonnie, the whole car is moving.
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- Oh, no. No.
- Tim, what's happening?
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- Damn, the car is sinking.
- Huh?
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- Please fasten your seatbelt.
- Do something.
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Oh, God.
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Come on, come on.
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Dear God.
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This is really mature, Tim.
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- Holy shit.
- Don't forget your keys.
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Tim, where you going?
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- I gotta go get some help.
- What about me?
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You're not gonna leave me here,
are you?
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Okay, okay.
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Come on.
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Please don't get mud on my dress.
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Hold on. Whoa.
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My father's going to kill me.
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No, my father's gonna kill you.
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- I lost my shoe.
- Tim.
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- Damn it, I lost my shoe.
- Forget the shoe.
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You dorkwipe.
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Found my shoe.
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This is so mature.
This is ridiculous. Oh, my God.
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Look at my dress, it's wrecked.
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Destroyed.
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And my panty hose,
look at my panty hose.
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Bonnie, can it.
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- Where are we going?
- Getting a tow truck.
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- Here?
- You wanna walk two miles into town?
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Go right ahead, knock yourself out.
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Why are you treating me like this?
What have I done?
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- You're acting like a pig.
- Bonnie, I'm warning you, can it.
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Okay, fine.
I'll just call my father then.
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Fine, go ahead and call him.
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Shit. Give me a break.
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He does have the advantage.
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That's right.
A lot of his fans are booing him,
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they must love him.
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Excuse me.
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And behind him, Adam Bomb.
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Jesus H. Casper the Ghost.
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What the hell happened to you?
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Had car trouble.
I'm looking for a tow truck.
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Looks like you need a car wash.
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He's loaded for action, ready to fire.
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We got a tow truck,
but you'll have to talk to Mike first.
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- Where's Mike?
- Inside, watching the derby.
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Is it okay if I go in?
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Sure, honey, for 3 bucks,
anybody can go in.
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Heck of a show.
Lots of blood and heavy metal.
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Forget it. Go on in.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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And here come
the two Banzai Brothers.
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Where's Mike Cody?
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Up there.
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Maybe we'll see some of that tonight.
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- Ha, ha.
- And behind him...
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- I'm looking for Mike Cody.
- I'm Mike Cody, what do you want?
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I need a tow truck.
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What's wrong with your car?
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It stalled in a stream.
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Stalled in a stream?
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Kind of half in and half out.
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We're gonna have
one heck of a melee.
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Damn.
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- You got any money?
- How much?
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- Twenty if I don't get wet, 30 if I do.
- Yeah, sure, whatever.
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All right, gotta wait a minute.
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Take a last look,
give a round of applause
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one last time
before we start this race.
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And here comes the favorite.
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Slam Webster.
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Slam "The Ram" Webster.
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- Slam, Slam, Slam.
- Yeah.
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Slam, Slam, Slam.
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There's my favorite boy out there.
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He's gonna do a real good job.
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I'm glad you like him.
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Uh-oh, here comes the one in black,
Darth Vader.
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We're gonna start
the countdown right now.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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And they're off. There they go.
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I kind of like that Vader
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with that there red car,
beautiful paint job.
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He's gonna fly
on the wheel stack again.
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Red Baron wants to take on
the entire left side of the field.
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Here comes Slam-- Oh!
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Adam Bomb wants some,
he's right in the middle.
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- Oh, beautiful hit.
- Ha, ha.
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Slam Webster,
ladies and gentlemen. Slam Webster.
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Slam just hit them both,
knocking them both in a circle.
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Beautiful hit.
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Beautiful, that was so hard,
it's worth seven points.
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There goes one,
it's up and over into another car.
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Slam's got Pink Slip in his sights.
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- Oh! Beautiful hit from Slam Webster.
- Ha, ha.
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Pink Slip is out of this race.
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Two running cars on the track left.
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And that is, of course,
Slam "The Ram" Webster
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and the Chief of Police,
Darth Vader.
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Slam doesn't see him,
he's coming from behind. Oh!
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Slam didn't even see
that one coming, beautiful.
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Out of the way. He made it.
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Now, he's gonna finish him off.
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- Bam! That is it, that is it.
- Ha, ha.
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Beautiful hit from a backdoor driver.
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Yeah, Slam!
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The Force isn't with him
this evening.
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The old Darth Vader, Tucker Smith,
bites the dust.
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Start it up for the one and the only,
Slam "The Ram" Webster.
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- Great, Slam.
- Attaboy.
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Thank you, thank you,
don't applaud, throw money.
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Slam!
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And that's all for tonight here at--
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That is it, Mike.
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I am a human being, not a light bulb.
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I'll be right back.
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Whew! I think I know who you're
looking for, he's up there.
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- Oh, no.
- That's my daughter.
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Never again, Tim Pearson.
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Never in one million,
trillion goddamn years.
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It was an accident, Mr. Clark.
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What kind of demented cabbage patch
do you think I hopped out of?
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- Look at her!
- Dad.
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She looks like she was dragged
through a goddamned barnyard.
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- Horny little ba--
- Dad.
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- Easy.
- Come on, lover boy.
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- Come on, you son of a b-!
- Enough, mister.
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This is between us, sweetheart
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Look buddy, I'll give you 60 seconds
to get off my property
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or I'll kick your tiny nuts
up your big fat ass.
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Sorry, Tim.
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- Oh, boy.
- All right, let's go, missy.
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I'm not gonna forget this, Pearson.
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You too, sweetheart
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You Roger Pearson's son?
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Yeah.
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Hey, hey.
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Did I miss a good fight?
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Wanna earn 30 bucks?
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What did you have in mind?
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Cut it out, give junior here a tow.
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Man, I feel so stupid.
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Well, boy, you just discovered
the oldest sexual position in the book.
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What?
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The foolish position.
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I gotta pull over for a minute.
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What you just gotta remember,
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your brains are between your ears
and not your legs.
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Hey, Slam.
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Things a little rough
at the Speedrome tonight?
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Yeah, ha, ha.
219
00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:04,143
My friend here had a problem
out at County Line Bridge.
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Oh. Out there baiting your hook, huh?
Catch anything?
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Damn.
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How's that gorgeous honey
of a wife of yours doing, huh?
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- You tell me.
- Come again?
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- She wasn't here tonight, was she?
- I don't wanna get messed up--
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She wasn't here tonight,
was she, Mickey?
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No.
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I'll see you.
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Hey, Mickey.
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Slam?
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Slam, that you?
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No, it's a burglar.
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It's late, baby.
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So how did you do bowling tonight?
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Claire beat me three times in a row.
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Let's go to bed, baby.
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Hey, thanks.
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How did we do tonight?
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Oh, you know.
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Five, six, seven...
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This ain't no way
to make a living anymore.
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Watch it.
Looks like you had a rough night.
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You look pretty lonely,
sitting there all beat up.
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You don't have to worry about a thing.
I'm gonna take you to junk heaven.
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Oh, my God.
245
00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:06,326
It's not as bad as it looks, Dad.
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A door is ajar.
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You should've sold out, Michelle,
when your dad died.
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Look, what if we just cut it in half?
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- Five thousand?
- I'm sorry, Michelle, but it's business.
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At this rate, you'll be out of business
by the end of the summer.
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All your suppliers have
you on a cash basis.
252
00:19:43,454 --> 00:19:46,458
- There is no--
- Thanks for your time, Mr. Fleming.
253
00:19:55,299 --> 00:19:56,744
Hi.
254
00:19:57,335 --> 00:19:59,542
- Hi.
- How are you today?
255
00:19:59,704 --> 00:20:01,149
Fine.
256
00:20:01,305 --> 00:20:03,683
Thanks for helping me out last night.
257
00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:06,182
- It's okay.
- Really.
258
00:20:07,378 --> 00:20:08,550
- Okay.
- I mean it.
259
00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:12,550
Look, I'll see you.
260
00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:15,892
That's a big thermometer.
261
00:20:18,222 --> 00:20:19,326
Yup.
262
00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:25,134
- You want it?
- No.
263
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:28,072
No, no, no, come on, take it.
They're giving them away free.
264
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,338
Great.
265
00:20:32,036 --> 00:20:34,710
You know, I've always been interested
in the weather.
266
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,509
I bet.
267
00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:48,553
Smooth, Pearson.
268
00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:50,357
The weather?
269
00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:51,656
Duh.
270
00:20:52,657 --> 00:20:54,295
- Dad?
- I'll be right out.
271
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,337
February, 4720.
That's up a dollar three.
272
00:20:57,495 --> 00:21:01,875
February pork bellies up 187
at 6127.
273
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:05,242
December five came up 47
at 6267.
274
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:09,347
Farm report is brought to you hourly
by Gordon Chemical.
275
00:21:09,507 --> 00:21:12,954
Your one stop store
for an feed and fertilizer needs.
276
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:14,612
Back to our musical programming.
277
00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:17,419
Dad, I'm sorry about your car.
278
00:21:18,783 --> 00:21:22,321
You know, a father loaning his car,
his first Cadillac, to his son,
279
00:21:22,486 --> 00:21:26,263
now, that's not just a father loaning
any car to his son.
280
00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:28,695
That's a father loaning a symbol
of his success,
281
00:21:28,859 --> 00:21:31,100
achievement and victories to his son
and saying:
282
00:21:31,262 --> 00:21:32,764
"Here, you take this Cadillac
283
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:35,410
and you drive it proudly
up the road of your dreams."
284
00:21:37,368 --> 00:21:39,814
But, for chrissake,
don't park the son of a bitch
285
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,678
in the middle of a goddamn stream.
286
00:21:44,775 --> 00:21:46,584
You understand what I'm getting at?
287
00:21:48,546 --> 00:21:52,392
I think you're telling me you don't want
me to drive your Cadillac anymore.
288
00:21:55,286 --> 00:21:57,994
I think we understand each other.
289
00:22:14,805 --> 00:22:17,684
Damn it! You turd.
290
00:22:17,975 --> 00:22:19,682
Thought you were gonna
swim to Bora Bora.
291
00:22:19,844 --> 00:22:21,482
Ran out of air.
292
00:22:21,645 --> 00:22:22,783
See any mermaids?
293
00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:24,858
Just catfish.
294
00:22:26,183 --> 00:22:28,561
And I'm so sick of catfish.
295
00:22:28,719 --> 00:22:30,392
How am I gonna be
the next Jacques Cousteau
296
00:22:30,554 --> 00:22:32,363
if I'm sitting in a cornfield?
297
00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:35,003
Still haven't told
your old man yet, huh?
298
00:22:35,159 --> 00:22:37,264
Gotta tell him you're gonna
turn down the scholarship.
299
00:22:37,428 --> 00:22:40,932
Tell him in your valedictory address,
that would really fry his mind.
300
00:22:41,499 --> 00:22:47,074
Ladies and gentlemen,
fellow students, distinguished guests.
301
00:22:47,238 --> 00:22:49,809
Today is a very special day.
302
00:22:50,274 --> 00:22:51,981
Today is a day unlike any other day.
303
00:22:54,078 --> 00:22:58,026
Today is the day
where we wave hello with one hand
304
00:22:58,182 --> 00:23:00,526
and wave goodbye
with the other hand.
305
00:23:03,687 --> 00:23:05,667
Dinner's on the table.
306
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,967
Thank you, Dad.
307
00:23:20,504 --> 00:23:23,212
- Looks good.
- Oh, thanks.
308
00:23:24,775 --> 00:23:26,379
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
309
00:23:26,544 --> 00:23:27,716
What's wrong with you?
310
00:23:28,312 --> 00:23:29,757
Nothing.
311
00:23:35,419 --> 00:23:37,729
- I can't help it.
- Susan.
312
00:23:37,888 --> 00:23:39,765
It's killing me, I can't help it.
313
00:23:39,924 --> 00:23:42,268
The conversation is finished.
314
00:23:42,426 --> 00:23:44,872
- What conversation?
- It's none of your business.
315
00:23:45,029 --> 00:23:47,305
- Yeah, they're my boobs.
- Susan.
316
00:23:47,464 --> 00:23:48,738
What boobs? You have boobs?
317
00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:50,105
Can it.
318
00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:51,405
See, Mom, that's what I mean.
319
00:23:51,569 --> 00:23:53,947
You can't even tell I have anything
with this dumb thing on.
320
00:23:54,104 --> 00:23:57,085
- We wear bras in this family, period.
- We do?
321
00:23:57,241 --> 00:23:59,983
- I said can it.
- It's canned, it's canned.
322
00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:02,283
- Took me 13 years to grow them-
- Oh, my God.
323
00:24:02,446 --> 00:24:03,720
Just when they stem to show,
324
00:24:03,881 --> 00:24:05,519
I have to smash them down
with a bra?
325
00:24:05,683 --> 00:24:07,356
Better smashed than flopping.
326
00:24:07,518 --> 00:24:08,656
I wish they'd flop.
327
00:24:08,819 --> 00:24:11,060
I'd pay a million dollars
if they'd just wiggle a little.
328
00:24:11,222 --> 00:24:13,463
- Susan, I'm warning you.
- They're my boobs, Mom.
329
00:24:13,624 --> 00:24:15,695
- Breasts.
- Breast, boob, what's the difference?
330
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:18,033
- A lot in your case.
- Oh, sit on it.
331
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:19,230
- Susan.
- Tim.
332
00:24:19,396 --> 00:24:20,431
All right.
333
00:24:23,534 --> 00:24:25,639
The conversation is finished.
334
00:24:25,803 --> 00:24:27,077
Some conversation.
335
00:24:27,771 --> 00:24:30,581
I thought we'd have
a little get-together in the backyard
336
00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:32,414
after the graduation exercises.
337
00:24:32,576 --> 00:24:34,112
Oh, I don't wanna have a party.
338
00:24:34,278 --> 00:24:35,518
Oh, sure you do.
339
00:24:35,679 --> 00:24:37,181
Mom, I would really just like to-—
340
00:24:38,549 --> 00:24:40,392
Oh, Dad, gross.
341
00:24:42,853 --> 00:24:44,389
Excuse me.
342
00:25:01,805 --> 00:25:03,876
MTV Music Television.
343
00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:06,885
We've got your favorite
video music in stereo.
344
00:26:01,231 --> 00:26:02,676
Scuba diver
345
00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:05,478
Derby driver
346
00:26:06,036 --> 00:26:09,483
A mean mother, international lover
347
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,278
Demolition
348
00:26:11,442 --> 00:26:13,012
No competition
349
00:26:13,177 --> 00:26:16,181
Weathered skies
That like to raise suspicion
350
00:26:17,047 --> 00:26:20,290
Late at night
Into your dreams I creep
351
00:26:20,451 --> 00:26:22,488
Make your fantasies come true
352
00:26:23,988 --> 00:26:25,023
I steal your heart
353
00:26:25,189 --> 00:26:27,430
And I'll make you love me
While you sleep
354
00:26:27,825 --> 00:26:29,202
I'll make love to you
355
00:26:30,561 --> 00:26:35,567
I'm your steely man
Steely man of action
356
00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:38,976
That's right, babe
I'm your steely man
357
00:26:39,136 --> 00:26:40,342
What are you guys doing here?
358
00:26:40,504 --> 00:26:43,007
We just need a couple
of hundred thousand to tide us over.
359
00:26:43,173 --> 00:26:45,346
All we've got left
is the condo in Bogotá.
360
00:26:45,509 --> 00:26:46,817
I'm busy, leave me alone.
361
00:26:46,977 --> 00:26:48,012
You can't do this to us,
362
00:26:48,178 --> 00:26:50,021
not after all the things
we've done for you.
363
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:52,160
- Yeah, Tim.
- Johnny, take care of them.
364
00:26:52,316 --> 00:26:53,351
Beat it.
365
00:26:55,686 --> 00:26:56,721
I see your picture
366
00:26:57,388 --> 00:26:59,061
There we are
367
00:26:59,223 --> 00:27:02,602
Making love in the back of my car
368
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,795
You're so fine
369
00:27:04,595 --> 00:27:06,268
You're so tough
370
00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:09,036
I like a girl who likes it
When I get a little rough
371
00:27:11,001 --> 00:27:13,072
Ain't no way I'm gonna let you be
372
00:27:14,304 --> 00:27:16,807
A girl like you
Could get the best out of me
373
00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:21,584
So when you're feeling
Like you need a little company
374
00:27:21,745 --> 00:27:23,588
I'm at your service for free
375
00:27:24,314 --> 00:27:26,453
I'm your steely man
376
00:27:26,617 --> 00:27:29,826
Steely man of action
377
00:27:30,721 --> 00:27:35,795
I'm your steely man
Steely man of action
378
00:27:37,027 --> 00:27:41,772
I'm your steely man
Steely man of action
379
00:27:43,534 --> 00:27:49,416
I'm your steely man
Steely man of action
380
00:28:14,298 --> 00:28:16,005
Stick them up.
381
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:17,201
You got any gum?
382
00:28:17,534 --> 00:28:18,638
What?
383
00:28:18,802 --> 00:28:21,681
You got any gum?
384
00:28:22,406 --> 00:28:24,044
No, sorry.
385
00:28:26,877 --> 00:28:28,515
Damn.
386
00:28:28,779 --> 00:28:30,122
You work here?
387
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,193
Yup, me and my ma.
388
00:28:34,384 --> 00:28:37,593
She sells the hot dogs,
takes the ticket money.
389
00:28:37,754 --> 00:28:41,827
I drive the forklift, that's my job.
390
00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:43,972
Nobody can do it but me.
391
00:28:45,028 --> 00:28:47,770
If you wanna drive in the derby,
what do you gotta do?
392
00:28:47,931 --> 00:28:51,845
Just put it in reverse, go like crazy.
Ka-bam!
393
00:28:52,002 --> 00:28:53,640
That's it, huh?
394
00:28:53,804 --> 00:28:55,784
Smash them up.
395
00:28:56,006 --> 00:28:58,748
- Where do you get the cars?
- I got some back there.
396
00:28:58,909 --> 00:29:00,388
I got a...
397
00:29:00,544 --> 00:29:01,750
What do they call it?
398
00:29:01,912 --> 00:29:04,415
The front of it
looks like a rocket ship.
399
00:29:04,648 --> 00:29:06,457
Studebakers,
you know, Studebakers?
400
00:29:06,617 --> 00:29:07,652
Yeah, sure.
401
00:29:07,818 --> 00:29:10,594
Well, it's kind of a Studebaker,
it's got a Buick engine in it.
402
00:29:10,754 --> 00:29:12,358
It's a "Stud-a-Buick."
403
00:29:12,523 --> 00:29:14,400
Here comes the Stud-a-Buick.
404
00:29:14,558 --> 00:29:17,061
They don't make them anymore.
All out.
405
00:29:17,227 --> 00:29:19,070
- You want that one?
- How much you want-—?
406
00:29:19,229 --> 00:29:21,004
You can't sell my cars, Cowboy,
you know that.
407
00:29:21,165 --> 00:29:22,473
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
408
00:29:22,633 --> 00:29:25,546
- Why not?
- Because they're mine, not yours.
409
00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:26,737
They are too mine.
410
00:29:28,305 --> 00:29:30,581
Look, just go back to the trailer
and I'll fix you supper.
411
00:29:30,741 --> 00:29:31,913
I ain't hungry.
412
00:29:32,075 --> 00:29:33,349
Just do what I say, go.
413
00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:34,580
Now, go.
414
00:29:34,745 --> 00:29:36,190
- Come here.
- What?
415
00:29:36,346 --> 00:29:38,622
You got something in your ear.
416
00:29:41,885 --> 00:29:43,660
Thanks, Mike.
417
00:29:43,954 --> 00:29:45,695
I didn't mean to get him in any trouble.
418
00:29:45,856 --> 00:29:46,891
You didn't.
419
00:29:47,057 --> 00:29:48,092
What can I do for you?
420
00:29:48,258 --> 00:29:50,397
- I wanna drive in the derby.
- Why?
421
00:29:50,561 --> 00:29:52,734
I thought it'd be some fun,
that's all.
422
00:29:52,896 --> 00:29:55,900
- You gotta be 18.
- No sweat, I turned 18 last month.
423
00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:58,171
Look, some other time.
424
00:29:59,336 --> 00:30:00,838
Does that mean no?
425
00:30:01,004 --> 00:30:02,244
It means some other time.
426
00:30:02,406 --> 00:30:04,750
If you don't take my word for it,
go ask your dad.
427
00:30:04,908 --> 00:30:06,581
What does he have to do with it?
428
00:30:06,777 --> 00:30:08,381
Go home.
429
00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:17,588
Back, back. Reach, reach, reach.
430
00:30:17,754 --> 00:30:19,563
Take it down, now stretch.
431
00:30:20,624 --> 00:30:22,729
You gotta work that body every day.
432
00:30:22,893 --> 00:30:24,770
Now, come on,
what are you waiting for?
433
00:30:24,928 --> 00:30:25,963
Oh, hi.
434
00:30:26,129 --> 00:30:29,269
- Dinner will be ready real soon.
- Hold it down, hands up.
435
00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:33,347
Side, side, side, side,
side, side, side.
436
00:30:33,503 --> 00:30:34,846
I must be adopted.
437
00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:38,077
Come on, hold that
stomach in, honey. Side, side.
438
00:30:38,242 --> 00:30:39,346
Dad, you know Mike Cody?
439
00:30:39,509 --> 00:30:40,579
What about her?
440
00:30:40,744 --> 00:30:42,246
I went to the Speedrome today to--
441
00:30:42,412 --> 00:30:45,018
- I don't want you to go out there.
- Why?
442
00:30:45,182 --> 00:30:46,786
I just don't, you got it?
443
00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,361
Got what? What's going on?
444
00:30:48,518 --> 00:30:51,226
Nothing is going on.
445
00:30:51,388 --> 00:30:54,597
Do you have to resist everything
that I ever say to you?
446
00:30:54,758 --> 00:30:57,102
I'm not resisting you,
I'd like something better than "no."
447
00:30:57,261 --> 00:31:00,265
- You're resisting with that attitude.
- You always turn everything around.
448
00:31:00,430 --> 00:31:02,876
Ah, don't use that Psychology Today
routine on me.
449
00:31:03,033 --> 00:31:05,707
- I'm not in the mood for it.
- Dinner's on.
450
00:31:05,869 --> 00:31:08,315
- Let's go eat.
- I'm not hungry.
451
00:31:10,874 --> 00:31:12,012
Susan, let's eat.
452
00:31:13,644 --> 00:31:14,816
Susan, let's eat!
453
00:31:14,978 --> 00:31:17,857
You don't have to yell.
Why is everyone always yelling at me?
454
00:31:18,015 --> 00:31:22,486
I'm not bothering anyone. I'm sick
of everyone always yelling at me.
455
00:31:26,890 --> 00:31:29,928
Slam, there's a Hungry-Man
dinner in the oven.
456
00:31:30,093 --> 00:31:31,128
Where you going?
457
00:31:31,295 --> 00:31:33,571
- I told you.
- Told me what?
458
00:31:33,730 --> 00:31:35,573
I'm going marketing, honey.
459
00:31:35,732 --> 00:31:36,870
Dressed like that?
460
00:31:38,168 --> 00:31:41,809
Well, I was gonna go naked
but my ass sticks to the car seat.
461
00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:44,846
Bye, honey.
462
00:31:59,156 --> 00:32:02,535
Well, hidey hidey ho, Mikey.
463
00:32:02,693 --> 00:32:04,536
I haven't seen you in a long time.
464
00:32:04,695 --> 00:32:06,231
Hey, Uncle Bob, how you doing?
465
00:32:06,396 --> 00:32:07,431
My back's killing me.
466
00:32:07,597 --> 00:32:10,578
Every time I piss, it burns like
I got a butane lighter stuck up my ass.
467
00:32:10,734 --> 00:32:12,873
Otherwise, everything's just peachy.
468
00:32:13,036 --> 00:32:14,811
How are you?
469
00:32:14,971 --> 00:32:16,678
Making it.
470
00:32:17,641 --> 00:32:19,177
What are you drinking tonight?
471
00:32:19,343 --> 00:32:20,515
I'll have a beer.
472
00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,281
You got it.
473
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,090
How's Aunt Winnie?
474
00:32:24,247 --> 00:32:26,227
Oh, hell, she's fine.
475
00:32:27,818 --> 00:32:29,297
I need to ask you a favor.
476
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,090
Shoot.
477
00:32:33,156 --> 00:32:34,794
I need to borrow some money.
478
00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:36,266
Okay.
479
00:32:36,426 --> 00:32:38,599
How much you need, kiddo?
480
00:32:41,031 --> 00:32:42,066
Ten thousand dollars.
481
00:32:44,968 --> 00:32:46,743
Ten thousand?
482
00:32:48,772 --> 00:32:52,345
Hmm. I love you, I truly do, but...
483
00:32:52,509 --> 00:32:57,117
Oh, Winnie would pass a kidney stone
if I loaned you anything like that.
484
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,487
I know, you don't have to explain.
485
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:02,620
I know I don't, damn it, but I'm...
486
00:33:02,886 --> 00:33:04,729
I'm just sorry.
487
00:33:05,322 --> 00:33:07,893
- You were better off out in California--
- Oh, Bob, please.
488
00:33:08,058 --> 00:33:09,867
Now, listen to me.
489
00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,562
You are smart and you are pretty
490
00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:14,334
and you could be or do almost
anything in the world you wanted to,
491
00:33:14,498 --> 00:33:16,341
but no, no, no, not you.
492
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:17,979
You're gonna hold your head up high.
493
00:33:18,135 --> 00:33:19,978
Let me just tell you something,
494
00:33:20,137 --> 00:33:22,083
when you're neck deep in shit,
you got no choice-
495
00:33:22,239 --> 00:33:25,015
- But to hold your head up high.
- But to hold your head up high.
496
00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:26,915
I am my father's daughter.
497
00:33:30,514 --> 00:33:31,959
Quiet down back there.
498
00:33:35,118 --> 00:33:36,825
- Slam.
- Give me another round.
499
00:33:36,987 --> 00:33:38,898
Listen, I'm gonna slam you
the hell out of here
500
00:33:39,055 --> 00:33:40,432
if you break that damn game.
501
00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:41,694
Give me another round.
502
00:33:41,858 --> 00:33:44,031
No way, Jose.
503
00:33:44,194 --> 00:33:46,504
- Oh, shit, I'll get it myself.
- Whoa.
504
00:33:47,297 --> 00:33:49,140
- Come on, I'll take you home.
- I'm all right.
505
00:33:49,299 --> 00:33:50,334
Yeah, bullshit.
506
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,979
- I'm all right.
- Come on.
507
00:33:52,135 --> 00:33:55,048
- No.
- Look, do you wanna fight?
508
00:33:55,205 --> 00:33:56,377
I don't hit women.
509
00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:59,043
Good, I don't hit drunks.
510
00:33:59,209 --> 00:34:01,314
Hey, I'm sorry, everybody.
511
00:34:01,478 --> 00:34:03,754
There's only two kinds of drunks.
512
00:34:03,914 --> 00:34:07,123
Those that are sorry
and those that soon will be.
513
00:34:07,284 --> 00:34:08,820
You think you can handle him
all right?
514
00:34:08,985 --> 00:34:11,488
Yeah, no problem.
515
00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:15,998
If he gets antsy on you,
516
00:34:16,426 --> 00:34:19,896
you just rap his head
on the pavement a couple of times.
517
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,680
What's that?
518
00:34:29,039 --> 00:34:31,076
Five hundred dollars.
519
00:34:31,374 --> 00:34:32,785
Winnie doesn't know about it.
520
00:34:32,943 --> 00:34:35,184
The Internal Revenue
doesn't know about it.
521
00:34:35,345 --> 00:34:38,554
Nobody knows about it
and that's just the way I wanna keep it.
522
00:34:38,715 --> 00:34:40,092
- I can't take it.
- Sure you can.
523
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,287
Now just put it in your pocket.
524
00:34:46,289 --> 00:34:47,996
Oh, goddamn it.
525
00:34:48,158 --> 00:34:49,193
Come on.
526
00:34:49,359 --> 00:34:51,999
Go on now. Get out.
527
00:34:56,933 --> 00:34:59,004
Slam? Slam.
528
00:34:59,169 --> 00:35:00,807
Wait a minute.
529
00:35:00,971 --> 00:35:03,076
No, Slam, this way.
530
00:35:03,707 --> 00:35:04,947
You love anybody, Mike?
531
00:35:06,943 --> 00:35:08,889
Yeah, I guess so.
532
00:35:12,382 --> 00:35:14,453
Did you ever love me?
533
00:35:15,085 --> 00:35:16,758
You're drunk.
534
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,455
I know that.
535
00:35:19,823 --> 00:35:21,769
I'm just asking you a question.
536
00:35:27,097 --> 00:35:28,872
Hey, you know...
537
00:35:29,599 --> 00:35:32,079
You are a beautiful woman.
538
00:35:32,235 --> 00:35:33,509
Don't even think about it, Slam,
539
00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:35,775
because I'll kick your ass
drunk or sober.
540
00:35:36,172 --> 00:35:38,618
Goddamn, you're hostile.
I'm not gonna jump on you.
541
00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:43,355
Couldn't get it up now if you were
a pair of twins in a vat of Mazola oil.
542
00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:48,893
Stop it.
543
00:35:49,986 --> 00:35:51,431
Wait, wait. Oh.
544
00:35:52,022 --> 00:35:54,400
- Jeez.
- Ha, ha. Oops.
545
00:35:59,296 --> 00:36:03,802
You remember that time we all went
skinny-dipping out at the lake?
546
00:36:04,301 --> 00:36:07,441
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, come on, you know...
547
00:36:07,604 --> 00:36:11,177
The night your old man caught us
trying to rip off a keg of beer
548
00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:12,786
from the concession stand?
549
00:36:12,943 --> 00:36:15,822
That was a long time ago, Slam.
550
00:36:17,447 --> 00:36:19,427
Man.
551
00:36:21,384 --> 00:36:23,261
I had a crush on you.
552
00:36:24,988 --> 00:36:27,093
You always treated me
like I had the plague.
553
00:36:27,457 --> 00:36:30,666
Because you're so goddamn weird.
You always scared the crap out of me.
554
00:36:32,028 --> 00:36:35,339
Hell, you broke Glen Reynolds' nose
when he tried to get in your pants.
555
00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:38,674
I didn't break yours.
556
00:36:40,804 --> 00:36:45,913
No, you just broke my head when you
ran off with that jerk-off dopehead.
557
00:36:50,647 --> 00:36:52,149
Mike?
558
00:36:53,516 --> 00:36:55,052
Yeah?
559
00:37:05,795 --> 00:37:08,332
It's okay, Slam.
560
00:37:28,318 --> 00:37:31,856
Yo! Hey, what are you doing,
birdwatching or something?
561
00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:34,694
What's wrong with you, you sick?
562
00:37:34,858 --> 00:37:36,201
I don't know.
563
00:37:36,359 --> 00:37:38,168
Maybe I ought to call it
and head home.
564
00:37:38,328 --> 00:37:41,571
Yeah, maybe you ought to.
You don't look so hot.
565
00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:55,055
Yeah, baby.
566
00:37:56,846 --> 00:38:00,089
- Slide on in.
- Thank you, baby.
567
00:38:02,419 --> 00:38:03,762
- Oh, shit.
- What?
568
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,422
- Ernie.
- Who?
569
00:38:05,588 --> 00:38:08,228
- Ernie, Slam, my husband.
- Oh, no.
570
00:38:12,462 --> 00:38:13,702
Start the car.
571
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,638
Out of the car, both of you, now.
572
00:38:18,802 --> 00:38:20,304
Wait a second, Ernie.
573
00:38:20,470 --> 00:38:21,949
I said, get out of the car.
574
00:38:22,105 --> 00:38:24,085
- It's not what you--
- It's not what I what?
575
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,446
I suppose the greaseball there
576
00:38:25,608 --> 00:38:27,781
is just a fucking figment
of my imagination, right?
577
00:38:28,978 --> 00:38:32,391
Slam, this is Donny. We were just--
578
00:38:32,549 --> 00:38:35,621
You were just boffing him
in my bed, weren't you?
579
00:38:36,152 --> 00:38:39,964
In my goddamn bed
in my goddamn house!
580
00:38:44,127 --> 00:38:46,937
I am warning you,
get out of the goddamn car now.
581
00:38:47,097 --> 00:38:50,271
Hey, pal, why don't you just cool off
a few degrees?
582
00:38:51,701 --> 00:38:53,738
You talking to me, pal?
583
00:38:53,903 --> 00:38:55,780
Better move your truck, pal.
584
00:38:56,372 --> 00:38:58,113
Move the pickup, right now.
585
00:38:58,274 --> 00:39:00,276
What, do you think
you're going somewhere?
586
00:39:00,443 --> 00:39:01,945
Get out of the car.
587
00:39:02,112 --> 00:39:03,853
Damn it, move the pickup.
588
00:39:04,013 --> 00:39:07,017
I'll give you to the count of five
to get out of that car.
589
00:39:07,183 --> 00:39:09,254
- Stop it, Ernie.
- One.
590
00:39:09,419 --> 00:39:11,092
- Get your hands off the car.
- Two.
591
00:39:11,921 --> 00:39:13,332
Three.
592
00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:16,403
Four, five.
593
00:39:16,593 --> 00:39:18,595
Hey, I'm warning you.
594
00:39:18,762 --> 00:39:20,332
Oh, yeah?
595
00:39:20,497 --> 00:39:23,706
Stop it, you son of a bitch.
596
00:39:23,867 --> 00:39:26,347
Just get out of the car, pal.
597
00:39:26,503 --> 00:39:28,881
Fuck you, Jake, you're nuts.
598
00:39:29,038 --> 00:39:30,073
Oh, yeah?
599
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,277
You wanna see nuts?
I'll show you nuts.
600
00:39:32,442 --> 00:39:34,353
This is nuts, pal.
601
00:39:34,778 --> 00:39:36,553
Oh, shit.
602
00:39:40,717 --> 00:39:41,787
Ernie!
603
00:39:48,191 --> 00:39:49,226
Oh, shit!
604
00:39:49,692 --> 00:39:51,638
He's gone crazy.
605
00:39:52,262 --> 00:39:53,536
He's gonna kill us.
606
00:39:54,097 --> 00:39:56,976
- No, no!
- Let go, damn it.
607
00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:59,135
- Let go.
- Don't shoot him.
608
00:40:00,503 --> 00:40:01,675
Oh, damn it!
609
00:40:01,838 --> 00:40:03,943
Oh, my God.
610
00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:08,086
Candy, are you all right?
611
00:40:08,244 --> 00:40:11,191
I shot him, I shot him.
612
00:40:11,347 --> 00:40:13,122
Are you hit?
613
00:40:15,518 --> 00:40:17,657
Does a duck have lips?
614
00:40:22,659 --> 00:40:25,606
Okay, now you sure nobody wants
to press charges against nobody else?
615
00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:32,838
Well, in that case, have a nice day.
616
00:40:39,209 --> 00:40:41,382
Come on, I'll give you a ride home.
617
00:40:42,045 --> 00:40:43,251
Candy, look, hey.
618
00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,051
You just stay away from me.
619
00:40:46,216 --> 00:40:48,389
I'll get home on my own.
620
00:40:53,456 --> 00:40:54,958
Hey.
621
00:41:00,063 --> 00:41:01,974
Oh, shit.
622
00:41:41,571 --> 00:41:43,482
What are you doing here?
623
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,545
I can't go home.
624
00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:49,119
Did she kick you out?
625
00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:51,488
Right on my ass.
626
00:41:51,648 --> 00:41:56,097
Got some, uh, peace-bond thing
sworn out on me.
627
00:41:56,753 --> 00:41:58,858
Not only can't I sleep
in my own bed with my own wife,
628
00:41:59,022 --> 00:42:01,935
I gotta fucking stay
50 feet away from her.
629
00:42:02,091 --> 00:42:03,968
Like I'm supposed to carry
a damned tape measure
630
00:42:04,127 --> 00:42:05,538
around with me or something.
631
00:42:05,695 --> 00:42:07,368
What happened?
632
00:42:09,132 --> 00:42:11,544
Poor judgment on my part. Ha, ha.
633
00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:14,443
- Did you beat her up?
- Hell no.
634
00:42:14,604 --> 00:42:16,311
I beat up her boyfriend's car.
635
00:42:20,610 --> 00:42:22,453
Sells washing machines
over in Cartersville.
636
00:42:22,612 --> 00:42:23,818
He's one of these slick creeps
637
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:27,792
with all them gold chains
and a Coppertone tan.
638
00:42:28,051 --> 00:42:31,794
You got the worst taste in women
of any man I've ever known.
639
00:42:31,955 --> 00:42:34,629
Well, screw you and thanks a lot.
640
00:42:34,857 --> 00:42:37,804
What, all of a sudden, you're an expert
on marriage, the divorced old maid?
641
00:42:38,328 --> 00:42:40,467
At least
I'm not afraid of being alone.
642
00:42:40,630 --> 00:42:42,200
Or whatever's
spooking you so bad,
643
00:42:42,365 --> 00:42:44,311
you'd rather eat it
and babysit some little tease.
644
00:42:44,467 --> 00:42:45,969
Oh, hell, Mike.
645
00:42:46,135 --> 00:42:48,672
I know a lot of girls
playing the same game as Candy.
646
00:42:48,838 --> 00:42:52,115
Suckering some airhead
like you into playing house.
647
00:42:52,275 --> 00:42:53,913
She loves me, goddamn it.
648
00:42:54,077 --> 00:42:56,921
That's why she's slipping and sliding
with a washing machine salesman?
649
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,254
Oh, jeez,
you are something else, woman.
650
00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:01,622
I mean, she's young.
651
00:43:01,784 --> 00:43:04,958
This guy, Danny or Dinky or Dipshit
or whatever the fuck his name is,
652
00:43:05,121 --> 00:43:08,694
he's got her snowed over
with some act that she fell for.
653
00:43:08,858 --> 00:43:11,134
- She doesn't know what she's doing.
- Bull.
654
00:43:11,294 --> 00:43:13,001
You can't tell me
that I don't love her.
655
00:43:14,297 --> 00:43:16,937
- You don't.
- Oh, goddamn it, Mike.
656
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:18,943
I love her.
657
00:43:19,535 --> 00:43:21,845
She loves me, I mean--
658
00:43:22,672 --> 00:43:23,707
I do things for her.
659
00:43:23,873 --> 00:43:26,353
I shovel gravel five days a week
on some kidney-shaking machine
660
00:43:26,509 --> 00:43:28,455
that gives me hemorrhoids
the size of watermelons.
661
00:43:28,611 --> 00:43:32,320
Then you zip out here and spend every
minute away from her in the derby.
662
00:43:32,482 --> 00:43:33,620
What am I supposed to do?
663
00:43:34,717 --> 00:43:36,719
This place is the only thing
that makes me different
664
00:43:36,886 --> 00:43:38,194
from almost everybody else.
665
00:43:38,955 --> 00:43:42,835
I like to smash cars
and I am damn good at it.
666
00:43:43,359 --> 00:43:45,737
You know,
you're telling the wrong woman.
667
00:43:59,242 --> 00:44:01,984
You know, you shouldn't eat toast
with braces on your teeth.
668
00:44:02,145 --> 00:44:05,319
Makes your mouth
look like a garbage disposal.
669
00:44:07,450 --> 00:44:09,361
Looks like you're carrying
your lunch in there.
670
00:44:09,519 --> 00:44:11,760
- God, you are so warped.
- Me?
671
00:44:11,921 --> 00:44:15,596
You know, if puberty was a terminal
disease, you'd be the poster child?
672
00:44:16,392 --> 00:44:19,999
- Go suck dead bicycle seats.
- Susan.
673
00:44:21,264 --> 00:44:22,436
Are you on drugs?
674
00:44:22,598 --> 00:44:23,941
What?
675
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:27,013
Whatever your problem is,
you better get yourself straight.
676
00:44:27,170 --> 00:44:28,911
And, oh, by the way, don't forget,
677
00:44:29,072 --> 00:44:31,643
you gotta wear a tie
and a jacket for the picture tonight.
678
00:44:31,808 --> 00:44:33,446
What picture?
679
00:44:33,609 --> 00:44:35,646
You got a brain up there
or a paperweight?
680
00:44:35,812 --> 00:44:36,847
Dad, do I have to?
681
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,157
Yes, damn it, you have to.
682
00:44:39,315 --> 00:44:41,727
I'm a county commissioner
and you're the class Valedictorian,
683
00:44:41,884 --> 00:44:44,694
and we're gonna have our picture
taken whether you like it or not.
684
00:44:44,854 --> 00:44:46,162
Yes, sir.
685
00:44:48,124 --> 00:44:50,365
You better straighten out
that attitude of yours, mister,
686
00:44:50,526 --> 00:44:52,802
or you and me
are gonna go to the mat.
687
00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:57,971
If you don't realize,
688
00:44:58,134 --> 00:45:02,378
I believe that the most important skill
you've acquired in this institution,
689
00:45:02,538 --> 00:45:04,882
and I hope you have acquired it,
690
00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:07,916
is the ability to communicate.
691
00:45:08,077 --> 00:45:11,115
A language,
orally or the written word.
692
00:45:43,679 --> 00:45:45,750
Dad!
693
00:45:50,019 --> 00:45:51,726
- Go!
- Go, go!
694
00:46:18,948 --> 00:46:21,224
No!
695
00:46:21,384 --> 00:46:22,863
Tim.
696
00:46:23,553 --> 00:46:24,588
Tim.
697
00:46:27,190 --> 00:46:28,396
Sorry.
698
00:46:28,558 --> 00:46:30,367
I was afraid you'd gone into a coma.
699
00:46:37,767 --> 00:46:39,337
Hey, is he finished yet?
700
00:46:39,502 --> 00:46:42,073
I don't know, I'm gonna go find out.
701
00:46:43,573 --> 00:46:45,780
- I got your dress, Mike.
- Thanks, Cowboy.
702
00:46:45,942 --> 00:46:47,444
- Are you going to a party?
- Mm-mm.
703
00:46:47,610 --> 00:46:49,419
Going to county commission
meeting tonight.
704
00:46:49,579 --> 00:46:51,786
- They gonna have ice cream there?
- No.
705
00:46:51,948 --> 00:46:53,359
- They're not?
- Uh-uh.
706
00:46:53,516 --> 00:46:55,496
I don't wanna go then.
707
00:46:56,052 --> 00:46:57,326
Guess I have to go without you.
708
00:46:57,486 --> 00:46:58,624
Guess so.
709
00:46:58,788 --> 00:47:01,064
Put that in my trailer for me, okay?
710
00:47:02,758 --> 00:47:04,499
- Hi, Slam.
- Hey, Cowboy, put them up.
711
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:06,833
- Mr. Kutch.
- Yo.
712
00:47:08,364 --> 00:47:09,900
What do you say?
713
00:47:10,066 --> 00:47:11,875
- For everything?
- Yup.
714
00:47:12,034 --> 00:47:14,139
Including that pile of batteries
and tires back there?
715
00:47:14,303 --> 00:47:16,249
- No, that's another deal.
- Hey there.
716
00:47:16,405 --> 00:47:18,715
- Hi, Slam.
- How's it going?
717
00:47:19,108 --> 00:47:20,815
Wait.
Look, I'm real busy right now.
718
00:47:20,977 --> 00:47:24,220
- What's up?
- Uh...
719
00:47:25,248 --> 00:47:28,991
I was just thinking that maybe
we could go out to dinner tonight.
720
00:47:29,585 --> 00:47:32,122
I thought you were a married man.
721
00:47:32,321 --> 00:47:34,198
Just dinner, that's all.
722
00:47:34,357 --> 00:47:35,768
Getting even with Candy?
723
00:47:35,925 --> 00:47:37,461
Damn it,
I'm not trying to get even,
724
00:47:37,627 --> 00:47:38,935
I'm trying to ask you for a date.
725
00:47:39,095 --> 00:47:40,802
You remember dates, don't you?
726
00:47:40,963 --> 00:47:42,533
I never remember
you asking me for one.
727
00:47:43,299 --> 00:47:46,371
This is going over
like a fad in church.
728
00:47:46,535 --> 00:47:48,572
Say, 3000?
729
00:47:48,738 --> 00:47:49,978
Three and a half.
730
00:47:50,139 --> 00:47:51,675
Three and a half?
731
00:47:51,841 --> 00:47:53,286
Hey look, I'll see you later, okay?
732
00:47:53,776 --> 00:47:56,279
Look, Slam, I'd like to go.
733
00:47:56,445 --> 00:47:58,118
Really, I'm just busy tonight.
734
00:47:58,281 --> 00:48:01,558
Look, 3250
including the batteries and tires.
735
00:48:01,784 --> 00:48:04,731
Three and a half with the tires
and batteries.
736
00:48:05,755 --> 00:48:08,395
How about if we have a drink
after the derby tomorrow?
737
00:48:08,858 --> 00:48:11,338
Yeah, sure, okay.
Yeah, if you want to.
738
00:48:11,994 --> 00:48:14,065
- Okay.
- See you.
739
00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:17,268
Three-and-a-half for everything,
including the batteries and tires?
740
00:48:17,433 --> 00:48:18,468
Draw.
741
00:48:18,634 --> 00:48:21,672
- Oh, you got me.
- I did?
742
00:48:21,837 --> 00:48:24,010
Three and a half, take it or leave it.
743
00:48:27,276 --> 00:48:28,914
I'll take it.
744
00:48:29,545 --> 00:48:30,580
Okay.
745
00:48:33,883 --> 00:48:36,227
That's the best you could do, huh?
746
00:48:36,585 --> 00:48:38,656
Shirt tie, and jacket.
747
00:48:39,388 --> 00:48:40,799
Yeah.
748
00:48:41,590 --> 00:48:43,934
Dad, one of these days,
your stomach's gonna melt down.
749
00:48:44,093 --> 00:48:46,596
It'll be like the China syndrome
and burn right through you.
750
00:48:46,762 --> 00:48:48,639
Oh, that's a pleasant thought.
751
00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:52,813
Dad, what would you think
if I didn't work for you this summer
752
00:48:52,968 --> 00:48:54,811
- and I took some time off?
- Time off?
753
00:48:54,970 --> 00:48:57,007
I need to do some things,
see some things.
754
00:48:57,173 --> 00:48:58,550
Great, I'll sell the house,
755
00:48:58,708 --> 00:49:00,585
we'll buy you a ticket
on the space shuttle.
756
00:49:00,743 --> 00:49:02,745
- I'm being serious, Dad.
- Seriously disturbed.
757
00:49:02,912 --> 00:49:05,518
I need to get away from here,
I need some time.
758
00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:07,183
Let me tell you something.
759
00:49:07,350 --> 00:49:11,162
Losers never have enough time,
winners have all the time in the world.
760
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,197
Oh, boy.
761
00:49:13,622 --> 00:49:15,568
That makes you an exceptionally
high yield...
762
00:49:15,725 --> 00:49:17,705
- Dad, listen to me-
- Oh, we're gonna be late.
763
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:21,672
Dad, I'm gonna turn down
that scholarship to ISU.
764
00:49:21,831 --> 00:49:23,970
I wanna go to school in Florida
and study oceanography.
765
00:49:24,133 --> 00:49:25,635
You what? Now you listen to me--
766
00:49:25,801 --> 00:49:26,871
- Hey there--
- I got-
767
00:49:27,036 --> 00:49:29,949
- Randy, how are you this evening?
- Evening. This'll just take a minute.
768
00:49:30,106 --> 00:49:32,916
Let's step into the meeting hall.
I'll grab a few quick ones.
769
00:49:34,410 --> 00:49:36,447
Who died, Tim?
770
00:49:41,283 --> 00:49:42,626
Come on, let's have a smile.
771
00:49:44,453 --> 00:49:46,990
That's it. Thank you, gentlemen.
772
00:49:47,156 --> 00:49:49,762
Thank you, Randy. Our pleasure.
773
00:49:49,925 --> 00:49:52,166
Once this meeting is over,
you and I are gonna sit down
774
00:49:52,328 --> 00:49:54,330
and we're gonna get
our wires straight, you got it?
775
00:49:54,497 --> 00:49:56,408
- I'll see you later.
- Wait a minute, hold on.
776
00:49:56,565 --> 00:49:59,205
Here, go over to the office,
I got some Rolaids on the desk,
777
00:49:59,368 --> 00:50:00,506
bring them over here, please.
778
00:50:00,669 --> 00:50:02,444
Yes, sir.
779
00:50:04,607 --> 00:50:05,984
Hi.
780
00:50:10,446 --> 00:50:12,926
Where's Pete?
Did you hear from him?
781
00:50:13,082 --> 00:50:15,619
Come on now. Sit down, Bill.
782
00:50:33,669 --> 00:50:36,206
That's just another one of four
or five examples of, uh,
783
00:50:36,372 --> 00:50:38,215
great potential
for personal injury.
784
00:50:38,374 --> 00:50:41,378
And of course, the county would
be liable to lawsuit in those situations.
785
00:50:41,544 --> 00:50:43,046
Guess that's just about all I've got.
786
00:50:43,212 --> 00:50:44,782
Any questions?
787
00:50:45,614 --> 00:50:47,389
Thank you, Larry.
788
00:50:49,084 --> 00:50:52,554
Mike, Miss Cody, are there
any comments you'd like to make?
789
00:51:02,198 --> 00:51:05,543
My dad built
the Speedrome in 1967,
790
00:51:05,701 --> 00:51:08,238
and since then we've had our share
of cuts and bruises,
791
00:51:08,404 --> 00:51:13,581
splinters and bumped heads,
but no more than any other business.
792
00:51:14,210 --> 00:51:16,554
The only fatality we ever had
was when my dad died last year
793
00:51:16,712 --> 00:51:18,157
of his head attack.
794
00:51:21,851 --> 00:51:23,387
What I'm trying to get at
795
00:51:23,552 --> 00:51:27,591
is that there's a big difference
between run-down and unsafe.
796
00:51:28,357 --> 00:51:30,394
But I'll do whatever you want,
I just need the time.
797
00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:33,836
I need time to raise the money
and do the repairs.
798
00:51:33,996 --> 00:51:35,600
Now, I have some estimates here.
799
00:51:35,764 --> 00:51:39,644
Well, in light of Mr. Hurlbuck's report
I myself have some difficulty
800
00:51:39,802 --> 00:51:42,612
in seeing how we could go
about granting you more time.
801
00:51:42,771 --> 00:51:45,308
Six months, just give me six months.
802
00:51:45,474 --> 00:51:47,920
If I haven't done everything by then,
you can shut me down.
803
00:51:48,077 --> 00:51:51,524
We're supposed to waive the interest
of the public safety for six months?
804
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,591
That would leave the county
in a tough position.
805
00:51:53,749 --> 00:51:55,854
Look, can we cut the crap?
806
00:51:56,519 --> 00:51:58,658
What's going on is you
wanna put me out of business.
807
00:51:58,821 --> 00:52:00,129
Let's keep our hats on.
808
00:52:00,289 --> 00:52:02,064
I move that we vote on the motion
before us.
809
00:52:02,224 --> 00:52:03,259
All in favor of granting--
810
00:52:03,425 --> 00:52:06,929
I don't quit so easy, Mr. Pearson,
you ought to know that by now.
811
00:52:07,096 --> 00:52:10,441
Especially since you've had your eye
on my dad's property since he died.
812
00:52:10,599 --> 00:52:12,806
My bags weren't unpacked,
his body wasn't cold yet
813
00:52:12,968 --> 00:52:15,505
and you were on my doorstep
doing your Let's Make a Deal routine.
814
00:52:15,671 --> 00:52:17,673
- I resent that, that has no bearing on-
- On what?
815
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,980
That you've managed to buy or option
every piece of property around me?
816
00:52:21,143 --> 00:52:23,555
Now you'll either calm yourself
or I'll adjourn this meeting
817
00:52:23,712 --> 00:52:25,055
and we'll vote on this in private.
818
00:52:25,214 --> 00:52:27,216
Just tell me why you wanna
shut me down so damn bad,
819
00:52:27,383 --> 00:52:29,556
you'd use this line of bullshit to do it.
820
00:52:29,718 --> 00:52:31,857
Because they want to build
a Country Club there.
821
00:52:32,021 --> 00:52:35,662
It's all right here, they wanna build
a golf course and a club house.
822
00:52:40,462 --> 00:52:42,567
You not only blew my ass
out of the water, Mr. Smart Guy,
823
00:52:42,731 --> 00:52:44,711
you blew your own ass sky-high.
824
00:52:44,867 --> 00:52:47,609
If this deal falls through
and I'm left holding the bag,
825
00:52:47,770 --> 00:52:49,875
I am bankrupt, busted, kaput.
826
00:52:50,039 --> 00:52:51,382
Can we have a word with you,
Roger?
827
00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:53,986
Uh, yeah, I'll be right with you,
George.
828
00:52:55,344 --> 00:52:57,847
Oh, goddamn it to hell.
829
00:52:58,013 --> 00:53:00,687
This was my dream,
you and me sitting pretty
830
00:53:00,849 --> 00:53:02,385
with our own development
of fine homes
831
00:53:02,551 --> 00:53:06,192
surrounding a private country club
with a state-of-the-an golf course.
832
00:53:06,355 --> 00:53:09,893
And now, thanks to you,
I have a half a dozen chicken farms
833
00:53:10,059 --> 00:53:12,437
surrounding a goddamn
demolition derby.
834
00:53:13,596 --> 00:53:16,805
Honesty's the best policy,
remember that one, Dad?
835
00:53:16,966 --> 00:53:19,412
Liars are losers,
remember that one, Dad?
836
00:53:19,568 --> 00:53:20,603
Why you little...
837
00:53:28,077 --> 00:53:29,750
We'll finish this at home.
838
00:53:29,912 --> 00:53:32,688
No, we'll finish it here,
because I'm not going home.
839
00:53:35,184 --> 00:53:38,256
And there's got to be a way
to smooth things down.
840
00:53:46,528 --> 00:53:47,700
You okay?
841
00:53:47,863 --> 00:53:49,604
Yeah, thanks.
842
00:53:49,765 --> 00:53:50,869
Where you going?
843
00:53:51,033 --> 00:53:52,842
I'm just going.
844
00:53:54,103 --> 00:53:56,447
Look, I appreciate what you did.
845
00:53:57,506 --> 00:53:59,076
I mean it.
846
00:54:04,146 --> 00:54:06,057
I'm going to Ruby's.
847
00:54:07,016 --> 00:54:08,723
You want a hamburger?
848
00:54:19,528 --> 00:54:21,269
Why did you do it?
849
00:54:22,297 --> 00:54:23,970
Do what?
850
00:54:24,466 --> 00:54:25,843
Save my ass like that.
851
00:54:30,973 --> 00:54:32,077
This stuffs terrible.
852
00:54:33,208 --> 00:54:35,381
Tasty but terrible.
853
00:54:37,112 --> 00:54:40,150
When I was in high school,
we started this big rumor
854
00:54:40,315 --> 00:54:42,886
that the burgers here
were made out of horse meat.
855
00:54:43,052 --> 00:54:44,690
- Horse meat?
- Mm-hm.
856
00:54:45,487 --> 00:54:47,899
Business sort of slacked off here
for a while.
857
00:54:54,263 --> 00:54:56,937
- Would you do me a favor?
- Sure.
858
00:54:58,067 --> 00:55:00,479
If I gave you the money,
would you buy me a bottle of wine?
859
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,014
Thanks, Kay.
860
00:55:10,713 --> 00:55:13,159
- Your change is in the sack.
- Thank you.
861
00:55:14,349 --> 00:55:16,329
- So, what are you gonna do?
- Get smashed.
862
00:55:17,686 --> 00:55:19,632
- At home?
- Are you kidding?
863
00:55:21,724 --> 00:55:23,499
Where you gonna go?
864
00:55:25,127 --> 00:55:26,299
Probably to the park.
865
00:55:28,797 --> 00:55:30,868
You know,
if you need a place to crash...
866
00:55:31,033 --> 00:55:32,637
I'll be all right.
867
00:55:33,635 --> 00:55:36,411
Okay. Thanks.
868
00:55:48,317 --> 00:55:51,230
- You sure?
- Yeah.
869
00:55:57,192 --> 00:55:58,637
Hey!
870
00:55:59,728 --> 00:56:02,174
You got a corkscrew at your place?
871
00:56:25,621 --> 00:56:26,861
So where did you get this?
872
00:56:27,022 --> 00:56:29,298
- California.
- California?
873
00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:31,028
I used to live there
with my husband.
874
00:56:31,527 --> 00:56:32,562
You're married?
875
00:56:33,462 --> 00:56:34,532
Divorced.
876
00:56:41,904 --> 00:56:43,008
Hit the spot?
877
00:56:44,573 --> 00:56:45,950
Yeah.
878
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:47,846
So how old are you?
879
00:56:48,010 --> 00:56:49,648
Twenty-seven.
880
00:56:50,746 --> 00:56:52,419
Are you sensitive about your age?
881
00:56:53,549 --> 00:56:54,994
No.
882
00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:57,790
You just don't like
to talk about it, right?
883
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,056
Right.
884
00:57:00,689 --> 00:57:02,259
Why did you come back here?
885
00:57:02,424 --> 00:57:05,667
In California,
everybody's from someplace else.
886
00:57:05,828 --> 00:57:08,365
Everybody from here is from here.
887
00:57:09,631 --> 00:57:11,304
I like that.
888
00:57:11,867 --> 00:57:13,778
I like this town.
889
00:57:21,944 --> 00:57:25,619
I like this town too,
it's just I can't do what I want here.
890
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,641
- So is this you?
- What?
891
00:57:47,803 --> 00:57:49,407
This picture.
892
00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:54,176
Yeah. When I was a little girl,
893
00:57:54,676 --> 00:57:57,782
my dad told me that I was
the last living descendant
894
00:57:57,946 --> 00:58:01,257
of Wild Bill Cody, I should be proud.
895
00:58:02,651 --> 00:58:05,063
Something to brag about, he said.
896
00:58:07,956 --> 00:58:11,369
When I was about 13,
I did some digging.
897
00:58:12,261 --> 00:58:14,571
Found out
that there was a Buffalo Bill Cody
898
00:58:15,397 --> 00:58:17,638
and a Wild Bill Hickcock.
899
00:58:18,867 --> 00:58:22,974
Whoever the hell Wild Bill Cody was,
he wasn't my relative.
900
00:58:25,507 --> 00:58:27,680
I was just Mike Cody.
901
00:58:28,343 --> 00:58:30,823
And my old man was full of beans.
902
00:58:38,287 --> 00:58:40,767
You know,
I never told him I knew that.
903
00:58:43,959 --> 00:58:45,734
I never did.
904
00:59:29,972 --> 00:59:32,714
Do you want to drive in the derby
tomorrow night?
905
00:59:32,874 --> 00:59:34,717
I don't have a car.
906
00:59:37,546 --> 00:59:39,355
I got cars.
907
00:59:48,991 --> 00:59:50,527
Yeah. All right.
908
00:59:57,232 --> 00:59:59,041
- Mike.
- Here I come.
909
00:59:59,201 --> 01:00:00,839
Toro, toro, come on.
910
01:00:05,674 --> 01:00:07,950
Come on, get in.
911
01:00:10,779 --> 01:00:13,020
Hey, wait a minute.
912
01:00:20,088 --> 01:00:21,362
Yeah.
913
01:00:34,403 --> 01:00:37,680
Never hit the driver's door,
it's like a gentlemen's agreement.
914
01:00:37,839 --> 01:00:39,284
What?
915
01:01:10,972 --> 01:01:12,508
Good morning, Grandview.
916
01:01:12,674 --> 01:01:15,086
Temperature's 72 degrees,
it's 7:00 am.
917
01:01:15,243 --> 01:01:17,314
Just a reminder
that an the float entries
918
01:01:17,479 --> 01:01:18,958
for tomorrow's big
Memorial Day parade
919
01:01:19,114 --> 01:01:20,957
must be registered
with the Chamber of Commerce
920
01:01:21,116 --> 01:01:22,151
before noon today.
921
01:01:22,317 --> 01:01:25,821
And, boy, it's gonna be
a swell parade this year.
922
01:01:28,190 --> 01:01:30,431
Don't you ever get tired?
923
01:01:30,592 --> 01:01:33,004
I got a lot of hormones.
924
01:01:33,161 --> 01:01:36,404
Yeah, well, my hormones
are all worn out.
925
01:01:41,803 --> 01:01:43,976
So, what are you going to do?
926
01:01:44,139 --> 01:01:46,676
Right now? Today?
927
01:01:46,842 --> 01:01:49,584
And tomorrow and the next day.
928
01:01:50,345 --> 01:01:55,693
There's this guy I know up in Chicago,
he runs this, uh, scuba diving school.
929
01:01:57,052 --> 01:02:00,295
I figured I'd go up there and get a job
930
01:02:01,389 --> 01:02:04,996
and then I want to go to Florida
to do this dolphin study thing.
931
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,731
Why don't you just go straight
to Florida?
932
01:02:09,064 --> 01:02:12,739
Because I would be lucky
to swing the bus ticket to Chicago.
933
01:02:21,977 --> 01:02:23,581
What?
934
01:02:24,112 --> 01:02:28,026
I forgot the advantages
of being an 18-year-old girl.
935
01:02:28,183 --> 01:02:30,254
Doing it in cars?
936
01:02:30,418 --> 01:02:33,262
Doing it with 18-year-old guys.
937
01:02:35,991 --> 01:02:37,026
You expecting somebody?
938
01:02:37,192 --> 01:02:39,695
They're here to pick up the cars.
939
01:02:40,395 --> 01:02:44,002
I'm selling all my cars. Shit, I forgot.
940
01:02:46,234 --> 01:02:48,111
All right, all right, hold your horses.
941
01:02:48,837 --> 01:02:50,612
Hold yours too.
942
01:02:53,775 --> 01:02:56,016
- Slam.
- Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty.
943
01:02:56,178 --> 01:02:57,316
What are you doing here?
944
01:02:57,479 --> 01:02:59,789
I woke up this morning,
got dressed, drove over to Ruby's
945
01:02:59,948 --> 01:03:01,518
like I've done
a million goddamn times,
946
01:03:02,117 --> 01:03:04,654
especially since Candy couldn't
cook anything that wasn't frozen
947
01:03:04,819 --> 01:03:06,730
or sealed in petroleum byproducts,
948
01:03:06,888 --> 01:03:09,835
and I suddenly realized that I would
rather eat a maggot casserole
949
01:03:09,991 --> 01:03:12,597
than gag on one more chili dog.
950
01:03:12,761 --> 01:03:16,709
So here we got the makings of a real
old-fashioned American breakfast.
951
01:03:16,865 --> 01:03:20,210
We got bacon,
we got eggs, real eggs,
952
01:03:20,368 --> 01:03:26,444
we got spuds for some home fries,
we got orange juice,
953
01:03:26,608 --> 01:03:28,645
we got Maxwell House coffee,
good to the last drop,
954
01:03:28,810 --> 01:03:32,758
and last but not least,
Hillbilly Bread, it's colossal.
955
01:03:32,914 --> 01:03:35,292
None of this whole wheat
hippie rabbit food bullshit.
956
01:03:35,450 --> 01:03:37,623
Just plain old white bread.
957
01:03:45,627 --> 01:03:48,699
Shit, goddamn, you're making it
with a high school kid?
958
01:03:48,863 --> 01:03:49,898
Calm down.
959
01:03:50,065 --> 01:03:52,011
What the hell
am I supposed to do, huh?
960
01:03:52,167 --> 01:03:54,443
Make breakfast in bed
for the two of you?
961
01:03:54,603 --> 01:03:56,378
All you had to do was call first.
962
01:03:56,538 --> 01:03:59,610
Sure, so you could hand me
some crap about being busy.
963
01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:02,086
I'm so fucking dumb.
964
01:04:02,244 --> 01:04:04,588
That's the reason you couldn't
go outwith me last night?
965
01:04:04,746 --> 01:04:06,419
No, that's not why.
966
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,026
Bullshit.
967
01:04:09,517 --> 01:04:11,793
Look, I'm sorry. Can we just talk?
968
01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:20,571
You piss me off!
969
01:04:28,436 --> 01:04:30,416
Hey, back to work.
970
01:04:38,980 --> 01:04:41,324
Kind of messed things up for you,
didn't I?
971
01:04:41,483 --> 01:04:43,429
It's not your fault.
972
01:04:45,387 --> 01:04:46,889
I'm sorry.
973
01:04:47,055 --> 01:04:48,762
It's not your fault.
974
01:04:51,259 --> 01:04:52,670
He gets kind of mad, doesn't he?
975
01:04:53,495 --> 01:04:55,338
He was born mad.
976
01:04:57,766 --> 01:04:59,712
I'm really sorry.
977
01:05:02,904 --> 01:05:04,315
I---
978
01:05:05,507 --> 01:05:07,248
I'm gonna go into town.
979
01:05:07,409 --> 01:05:09,787
- Take the tow truck.
- It's okay, I can hitch.
980
01:05:09,944 --> 01:05:13,289
No, it's okay, I have to stick around
here all day anyway.
981
01:05:33,101 --> 01:05:35,138
Pull out the choke.
982
01:05:37,505 --> 01:05:39,849
You want anything from town?
983
01:05:40,008 --> 01:05:41,453
Nope.
984
01:05:42,377 --> 01:05:44,050
See you later.
985
01:05:57,759 --> 01:05:59,238
Ain't sex great?
986
01:06:10,705 --> 01:06:12,412
Move it.
987
01:06:41,603 --> 01:06:44,209
School is out!
988
01:06:59,421 --> 01:07:01,526
You all right?
Where the hell have you been?
989
01:07:01,689 --> 01:07:04,568
Thought you had an accident
or got sick or drunk or went dippy
990
01:07:04,726 --> 01:07:06,103
and jumped into the water.
991
01:07:06,261 --> 01:07:09,470
And what is this business about
ditching your last day of school?
992
01:07:09,631 --> 01:07:11,668
I'm leaving, Dad.
993
01:07:11,833 --> 01:07:14,211
I'm catching the bus to Chicago.
994
01:07:16,204 --> 01:07:18,377
That's the way it ends,
I mean, you just, uh--
995
01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:20,144
You run away?
996
01:07:20,308 --> 01:07:21,480
No, I'm just leaving.
997
01:07:21,643 --> 01:07:23,281
Look, Tim.
998
01:07:24,579 --> 01:07:26,957
All right,
maybe I went a bit overboard
999
01:07:27,115 --> 01:07:29,493
and I did things
the way I shouldn't have
1000
01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,824
and you got a right to be mad.
1001
01:07:32,987 --> 01:07:35,092
I don't know what to say.
1002
01:07:35,256 --> 01:07:36,735
Look, business is hard,
1003
01:07:36,891 --> 01:07:39,531
sometimes you get off center
and you screw up.
1004
01:07:43,131 --> 01:07:45,873
All right, I'm sorry, damn it,
I am sorry.
1005
01:07:46,034 --> 01:07:49,277
Look, give ISU a year,
just a year, give it a shot
1006
01:07:49,437 --> 01:07:52,884
and after that we'll talk about
the, uh, oceanography thing.
1007
01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:54,918
No, thanks.
1008
01:07:55,076 --> 01:07:57,522
Well, damn it,
what's wrong with this town anyway?
1009
01:07:58,079 --> 01:08:01,959
Nothing, and maybe I'll come back
here sometime, Dad.
1010
01:08:02,116 --> 01:08:04,494
But if I do, it'll be because I want to,
1011
01:08:04,652 --> 01:08:06,928
not because I'm afraid
of the rest of the world.
1012
01:08:07,088 --> 01:08:09,728
That's what I hate about Grandview,
is all the bull that says:
1013
01:08:09,891 --> 01:08:12,997
"Don't go out there, you won't make it,
they'll eat you alive."
1014
01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:17,303
Well, I don't buy it.
1015
01:08:21,836 --> 01:08:24,248
That's my valedictory speech.
1016
01:08:32,881 --> 01:08:35,521
This is the
answering machine of Candy Webster.
1017
01:08:35,683 --> 01:08:37,526
Ernie Webster no longer resides
at this number.
1018
01:08:37,685 --> 01:08:39,187
- Thank God.
- Son of a bitch.
1019
01:08:39,354 --> 01:08:41,630
So just wait for the beep
and leave a message. Bye.
1020
01:08:41,789 --> 01:08:45,396
Yeah, this is, uh,
Ernie Webster speaking.
1021
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,302
I'm coming by tomorrow to pick up
my clothes and personal items,
1022
01:08:48,463 --> 01:08:51,967
so consider yourself duly warned.
And if you know what's good for you,
1023
01:08:52,133 --> 01:08:55,307
make sure you and your Maytag
boyfriend evacuate the premises.
1024
01:08:55,470 --> 01:08:58,940
Ten-four, roger, over and out.
That's all, folks.
1025
01:09:12,787 --> 01:09:14,664
Son of a bitch.
1026
01:09:20,662 --> 01:09:24,041
Candy. Candy!
1027
01:09:25,466 --> 01:09:29,380
Better hit the road, Jack.
Cops are on their way.
1028
01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:32,416
- Candy.
- She don't wanna talk to you.
1029
01:09:33,808 --> 01:09:36,914
You're gonna pay, you son of a bitch,
you are gonna pay.
1030
01:09:37,078 --> 01:09:38,489
Fuck you, pal.
1031
01:09:38,646 --> 01:09:40,523
She's gonna divorce your crazy ass
1032
01:09:40,682 --> 01:09:43,856
and take every cent you got.
Every cent, pal.
1033
01:09:44,018 --> 01:09:46,828
Even this house.
So you lose, buckwheat.
1034
01:09:46,988 --> 01:09:48,990
Like hell she is, that is my house.
1035
01:09:49,157 --> 01:09:51,000
Well, we'll see about that.
1036
01:09:51,159 --> 01:09:52,297
Just wait.
1037
01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:55,873
Just wait, you crippled Donkey Dick,
just wait.
1038
01:09:56,030 --> 01:09:57,475
Well, why don't you wait, pal?
1039
01:09:57,632 --> 01:10:00,135
Because I think I hear the cops
coming right now.
1040
01:10:20,121 --> 01:10:21,725
Sure you got all the slips
for these here?
1041
01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:23,300
Yeah, I think that's about it.
1042
01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:25,028
I'm trying to find
Slam Webster.
1043
01:10:25,193 --> 01:10:27,503
Who? Oh, you mean Ernie Webster?
1044
01:10:27,662 --> 01:10:28,868
Yeah, Ernie Webster, right.
1045
01:10:29,030 --> 01:10:30,373
Hold on a minute.
1046
01:10:30,531 --> 01:10:31,908
Okay.
1047
01:10:32,834 --> 01:10:35,974
Hey, Mike, we're still shod
about, uh, ten title slips.
1048
01:10:36,137 --> 01:10:38,208
If they're not there,
I don't know where they are.
1049
01:10:38,373 --> 01:10:41,445
He's probably at lunch.
He ought to be back in--
1050
01:10:41,609 --> 01:10:46,149
All right, when he gets back,
will you have him call Mike Cody?
1051
01:10:46,648 --> 01:10:50,391
No! You get down off of there.
1052
01:10:51,152 --> 01:10:52,961
- No!
- Get this bastard off me!
1053
01:10:53,121 --> 01:10:54,600
- They're mine.
- Stop him!
1054
01:10:54,756 --> 01:10:56,201
What the hell is going on?
1055
01:10:56,357 --> 01:10:57,461
Stop it, Cowboy.
1056
01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:01,437
Did you hear me?
Cut it out, you cut it out.
1057
01:11:01,596 --> 01:11:03,405
You hear me?
1058
01:11:03,564 --> 01:11:04,941
They're my cars.
1059
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,708
You say you're sorry.
1060
01:11:07,301 --> 01:11:08,746
They're taking my cars.
1061
01:11:08,903 --> 01:11:12,441
No, sir, they are not your cars
and they never have been.
1062
01:11:12,607 --> 01:11:15,383
You're in deep shit, mister,
you better say you're sorry.
1063
01:11:15,543 --> 01:11:17,523
No!
1064
01:11:17,679 --> 01:11:19,124
No!
1065
01:11:19,814 --> 01:11:21,691
Cowboy.
1066
01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:24,623
- Leave him be.
- Cowboy.
1067
01:11:26,621 --> 01:11:29,124
I forgot to tell him I sold the cars.
1068
01:11:29,757 --> 01:11:31,794
I didn't think to tell him myself.
1069
01:11:32,894 --> 01:11:36,501
Well, he'll work it out on his own.
1070
01:11:40,501 --> 01:11:41,741
Hey, I'm sorry. You okay?
1071
01:11:41,903 --> 01:11:44,213
Yeah, I'm all right.
1072
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:52,320
Hey, don't you think it's about time
we open up this clip joint for business?
1073
01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:56,495
Well, howdy-do folks
and welcome to Cody's Speedrome,
1074
01:11:56,651 --> 01:11:59,097
home of the Demolition Derby.
1075
01:11:59,253 --> 01:12:01,460
Remember, you've still got
a few minutes to crawl over
1076
01:12:01,622 --> 01:12:04,899
to Big Benny's Ptomaine Pit, home
of the famous dysentery fondue.
1077
01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:06,663
Our special
is Polynesian muskrat
1078
01:12:06,828 --> 01:12:07,863
with dirty white sauce.
1079
01:12:08,029 --> 01:12:10,475
Try it with a side
of deep fat-fried retreads.
1080
01:12:10,631 --> 01:12:11,666
I'll be right there.
1081
01:12:11,833 --> 01:12:14,109
But seriously, folks, Big Benny
has an excellent selection
1082
01:12:14,268 --> 01:12:19,513
of fine food, some like,
corn dogs, hamburgers,
1083
01:12:19,674 --> 01:12:25,215
hot popcorn, ice-cold beer
and ice-cold light beer.
1084
01:12:25,379 --> 01:12:27,985
Potato chips, hot barbecue.
1085
01:12:28,149 --> 01:12:30,322
You know, if you still wanna go out,
I'd like to.
1086
01:12:33,221 --> 01:12:36,430
I see your high school boyfriend's
running in the derby tonight.
1087
01:12:38,359 --> 01:12:39,531
So?
1088
01:12:39,694 --> 01:12:42,937
So if you wanna turn this
into kiddie-cars, that's your business.
1089
01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:45,338
We're gonna have
another smash-them-up evening
1090
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:47,639
like we do every Friday
and Saturday night.
1091
01:12:47,802 --> 01:12:49,247
Let's get right on down to it.
1092
01:12:49,403 --> 01:12:53,146
Would everyone please rise
for our national anthem?
1093
01:13:06,354 --> 01:13:07,389
Is he still mad?
1094
01:13:07,555 --> 01:13:10,263
Look, don't worry about him, go on.
1095
01:13:10,424 --> 01:13:12,199
Now you remember,
you break off your flag
1096
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,839
the minute you're out of the running.
1097
01:13:13,995 --> 01:13:16,532
Because as long as it's up,
you're fair game, got it?
1098
01:13:16,697 --> 01:13:17,732
Piece of cake.
1099
01:13:18,566 --> 01:13:20,102
Be careful.
1100
01:13:50,264 --> 01:13:52,335
Having a little
technical difficulty here,
1101
01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:56,710
but we got that an straightened out,
so let's start the countdown.
1102
01:13:56,871 --> 01:14:01,786
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
1103
01:14:01,943 --> 01:14:07,518
five, four, three, two, one.
1104
01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:09,184
And here we go.
1105
01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:14,293
Holy shit.
1106
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:35,153
Red Baron...
1107
01:14:54,695 --> 01:14:57,266
Beautiful hit on...
1108
01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:03,278
Beautiful. Oh, what a hit.
1109
01:15:03,437 --> 01:15:05,576
We got a little bit of fire...
1110
01:15:08,910 --> 01:15:09,945
Beautiful.
1111
01:15:10,411 --> 01:15:12,516
Oh, counter hit.
1112
01:15:13,948 --> 01:15:18,124
They don't want to quit it, folks.
Somebody must be a little hungry.
1113
01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:49,992
Look out for...
1114
01:15:54,855 --> 01:15:56,732
I think it's about time
you break out your flag.
1115
01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:02,339
Tim, Tim, break off your flag!
1116
01:16:02,496 --> 01:16:04,476
Student Driver,
please break off your flag.
1117
01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:07,745
Tim, break it off.
1118
01:16:07,902 --> 01:16:10,940
That young man
is out of commission there.
1119
01:16:11,706 --> 01:16:12,810
Wait a minute, Slam.
1120
01:16:16,744 --> 01:16:18,587
We got a problem here, folks.
1121
01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:20,157
Break off that flag...
1122
01:16:26,854 --> 01:16:30,927
Red lights on the field, will everyone
hold their positions please?
1123
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:34,171
Is he all right?
1124
01:16:35,429 --> 01:16:37,204
- Are you all right?
- I'm okay, Mike.
1125
01:16:37,765 --> 01:16:40,211
- Pearson, you all right?
- You crazy son of a bitch.
1126
01:16:41,202 --> 01:16:42,237
Mike, I'm okay.
1127
01:16:42,403 --> 01:16:44,349
You weren't trying to win,
you had it out for him.
1128
01:16:44,505 --> 01:16:46,781
- I got the wind knocked out of me.
- What's your problem?
1129
01:16:46,941 --> 01:16:48,420
Get off the track.
1130
01:16:49,010 --> 01:16:51,581
- Mike, I'm okay.
- Get off the track, Slam.
1131
01:16:52,980 --> 01:16:56,052
All right. All right, I'm going, screw it.
1132
01:16:56,217 --> 01:16:58,219
I don't like the way the rules
keep changing anyway.
1133
01:16:58,886 --> 01:17:00,957
Well, folks, it seems to be a...
1134
01:17:01,756 --> 01:17:03,258
Everything seems to be all right.
1135
01:17:03,424 --> 01:17:06,428
We're out of danger, so we're
gonna go through a short cleanup,
1136
01:17:06,594 --> 01:17:08,301
- Come on.
- so please head on over
1137
01:17:08,462 --> 01:17:12,774
to Big Benny's Ptomaine Shack,
and try that Polynesian muskrat.
1138
01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:48,677
No. No.
1139
01:17:49,070 --> 01:17:50,572
No.
1140
01:18:28,609 --> 01:18:31,021
What's baby gonna do to Donny?
1141
01:18:31,178 --> 01:18:32,816
Donny doesn't know.
1142
01:18:32,980 --> 01:18:34,618
Sure you do.
1143
01:18:38,619 --> 01:18:40,098
Call me Miss Baby Doll.
1144
01:18:40,254 --> 01:18:41,494
Baby Doll.
1145
01:18:41,655 --> 01:18:43,635
- I said Miss Baby Doll.
- Miss Baby Doll.
1146
01:18:48,863 --> 01:18:52,140
That's enough,
I'll tell you when again.
1147
01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:05,623
Down. Stay put.
1148
01:19:05,779 --> 01:19:08,487
This is nice. You having fun?
1149
01:19:09,183 --> 01:19:10,821
It's fun, huh?
1150
01:19:14,588 --> 01:19:16,192
What's that?
1151
01:19:17,324 --> 01:19:19,736
Sounds like it's coming
from right out front.
1152
01:19:19,894 --> 01:19:22,272
Some kids hot-rodding around.
1153
01:19:23,097 --> 01:19:26,670
- Where you going?
- I'll be right back.
1154
01:19:35,509 --> 01:19:36,544
Oh, my God.
1155
01:19:37,211 --> 01:19:38,884
Candy, what's going on?
1156
01:19:39,046 --> 01:19:41,549
- He's crazy, he's got a bulldozer.
- Who?
1157
01:19:41,715 --> 01:19:43,126
What? Slam?
1158
01:19:43,284 --> 01:19:45,195
It's Slam? Call the cops.
1159
01:19:45,352 --> 01:19:48,060
- The cops.
- Wait.
1160
01:19:48,222 --> 01:19:50,293
Untie me, Candy.
1161
01:19:57,598 --> 01:19:59,043
Aah! Operator?
1162
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,771
Sorry, um, give me the cops.
1163
01:20:01,936 --> 01:20:04,678
He's got-- He's got a bulldozer.
1164
01:20:04,838 --> 01:20:06,044
He's gonna kill us.
1165
01:20:08,809 --> 01:20:11,085
Candy, I'm in here.
1166
01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:16,454
Candy, untie me.
1167
01:20:30,064 --> 01:20:32,271
Help me.
1168
01:21:06,367 --> 01:21:10,338
Hey, Candy, help me!
1169
01:21:16,810 --> 01:21:19,689
Our Father, who an in heaven...
1170
01:21:27,988 --> 01:21:29,661
Yahoo!
1171
01:21:31,392 --> 01:21:35,568
Somebody! Get me out of here!
1172
01:21:35,729 --> 01:21:37,333
- Hey, you!
- Me?
1173
01:21:37,498 --> 01:21:39,705
Yeah, you, get me out of here!
1174
01:21:45,673 --> 01:21:48,677
- Okay, folks, step on back.
- Help him out.
1175
01:21:50,377 --> 01:21:51,856
Okay, Slam, now shut it off.
1176
01:21:52,346 --> 01:21:53,723
Come on, shut it off.
1177
01:21:54,548 --> 01:21:57,392
Come down off of there now,
you've had your fun.
1178
01:21:57,551 --> 01:21:59,326
Slam, I'm warning you.
1179
01:21:59,486 --> 01:22:02,228
Come down off there
right now, you hear me?
1180
01:22:11,765 --> 01:22:14,245
You're under arrest.
Now get down off of there.
1181
01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:20,215
Take me away, look me up,
it is a crime to feel this good.
1182
01:22:24,144 --> 01:22:25,521
Yeah!
1183
01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:26,817
That's right.
1184
01:23:03,283 --> 01:23:05,490
Still going to Chicago tomorrow?
1185
01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:08,395
I got my ticket.
1186
01:23:13,727 --> 01:23:15,638
You love him, don't you?
1187
01:23:18,198 --> 01:23:19,802
He's crazy.
1188
01:23:26,073 --> 01:23:29,282
- You speeding?
- No.
1189
01:23:35,282 --> 01:23:36,852
Oh, no.
1190
01:23:48,762 --> 01:23:51,368
- What happened?
- Jesus, I don't know, Mike.
1191
01:23:51,532 --> 01:23:55,241
I was working on the books and all of
a sudden the whole place was on fire.
1192
01:23:55,402 --> 01:23:56,881
Oh, my God.
1193
01:23:57,037 --> 01:23:58,948
Get down!
1194
01:24:09,516 --> 01:24:12,156
We need help here, hit that hot spot.
1195
01:24:15,389 --> 01:24:17,300
- Mike.
- You okay, Mike?
1196
01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,301
- Aw.
- Oh.
1197
01:24:24,031 --> 01:24:28,377
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1198
01:24:36,910 --> 01:24:38,218
Hang on.
1199
01:25:26,293 --> 01:25:30,070
Okay, everybody, coffee's on.
1200
01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:37,339
Do you want some coffee?
1201
01:25:39,573 --> 01:25:41,075
I'll get it.
1202
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:55,095
Got to check over here.
1203
01:26:01,061 --> 01:26:03,063
How could you do this?
1204
01:26:07,434 --> 01:26:08,777
Tim.
1205
01:26:10,304 --> 01:26:14,753
Mike, believe me,
I had nothing to do with this.
1206
01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:16,512
God, I'm sorry
any of this ever happened.
1207
01:26:17,277 --> 01:26:18,688
Mike.
1208
01:26:18,845 --> 01:26:22,418
Hey, Mike, come here,
we got something to show you.
1209
01:26:32,926 --> 01:26:34,462
Damn valve is wide open.
1210
01:26:36,563 --> 01:26:38,509
It was padlocked.
1211
01:26:44,438 --> 01:26:46,816
Who else got a key to this look?
1212
01:26:51,912 --> 01:26:53,220
Cowboy.
1213
01:26:55,582 --> 01:26:57,061
Better get something.
1214
01:27:01,755 --> 01:27:03,359
Cowboy?
1215
01:27:04,691 --> 01:27:05,999
Why?
1216
01:27:07,561 --> 01:27:09,563
They took my cars away.
1217
01:27:23,477 --> 01:27:25,923
Cow, this was our home.
1218
01:27:48,702 --> 01:27:49,942
Dad.
1219
01:27:52,439 --> 01:27:53,782
Dad, I'm sorry.
1220
01:27:57,077 --> 01:27:59,250
You want a ride back to town?
1221
01:28:46,693 --> 01:28:47,797
What happened to you?
1222
01:28:50,330 --> 01:28:52,173
Speedrome burnt down last night.
1223
01:28:56,403 --> 01:28:57,609
No.
1224
01:29:00,340 --> 01:29:01,648
To the ground.
1225
01:29:06,279 --> 01:29:07,781
What are you gonna do?
1226
01:29:11,184 --> 01:29:14,631
- It all depends.
- On what?
1227
01:29:19,226 --> 01:29:20,330
On you.
1228
01:29:57,531 --> 01:29:59,511
Damn, I love you.
1229
01:30:02,803 --> 01:30:05,647
Well, in that case,
I better let you out of here.
1230
01:30:07,808 --> 01:30:09,810
Ha. What?
1231
01:30:12,646 --> 01:30:15,490
Come on, boys,
old drives keep moving.
1232
01:30:15,649 --> 01:30:17,526
Attention, attention.
1233
01:30:17,684 --> 01:30:19,755
Listen, I make halfway decent
money and if we saved,
1234
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:22,332
we could rebuild
the Speedrome better than ever.
1235
01:30:22,489 --> 01:30:23,934
- I'm gonna sell it.
- Why?
1236
01:30:24,090 --> 01:30:25,433
To Roger Pearson.
1237
01:30:25,592 --> 01:30:28,266
I think he's ready
to make me a fair deal now.
1238
01:30:28,428 --> 01:30:30,635
Get us off to a good start
1239
01:30:30,797 --> 01:30:33,437
I know how to get us off
to a good start.
1240
01:30:39,606 --> 01:30:42,485
- I gotta ask you something.
- What?
1241
01:30:42,642 --> 01:30:44,053
Tell you on the way there.
1242
01:30:44,211 --> 01:30:45,622
- On the way where?
- Come on.
1243
01:30:45,779 --> 01:30:47,156
- Wait up.
- Okay, Mom.
1244
01:30:47,314 --> 01:30:50,454
- Take good care of yourself, eat well.
- I will.
1245
01:30:50,617 --> 01:30:52,756
Not too much junk food.
1246
01:30:53,553 --> 01:30:55,089
Hey, you're gonna miss
the parade, man.
1247
01:30:55,255 --> 01:30:56,529
I guess so.
1248
01:30:57,357 --> 01:31:00,634
- See you, Bonnie.
- Bye, Tim.
1249
01:31:01,127 --> 01:31:02,197
I'd give you a kiss goodbye
1250
01:31:02,362 --> 01:31:04,399
but I don't wanna give you
my spinal meningitis.
1251
01:31:04,564 --> 01:31:06,544
Get out of here. Ha, ha.
1252
01:31:20,981 --> 01:31:22,324
I'll call you from Chicago.
1253
01:31:22,482 --> 01:31:24,894
Hey, you call collect.
1254
01:31:25,585 --> 01:31:26,962
Okay, Dad.
1255
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,964
- We love you.
- I don't. Ow.
1256
01:31:31,124 --> 01:31:33,161
Boy, am I gonna miss you.
1257
01:31:53,914 --> 01:31:55,154
Yo, hey.
1258
01:31:55,315 --> 01:31:56,988
Stop.
1259
01:31:57,150 --> 01:31:59,790
- Yo.
- No, don't stop.
1260
01:32:03,590 --> 01:32:04,762
Hey, Yo.
1261
01:32:04,925 --> 01:32:06,700
No, no, keep going, keep going.
1262
01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:21,719
Open up.
1263
01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:25,948
What did you do,
fall out of your seat?
1264
01:32:26,112 --> 01:32:27,147
Come on.
1265
01:32:27,314 --> 01:32:29,191
- Just a minute, Slam.
- Come on.
1266
01:32:29,349 --> 01:32:31,295
- I didn't mean--
- Just move it.
1267
01:32:31,451 --> 01:32:32,828
Slam, I just--
1268
01:32:33,653 --> 01:32:34,825
Happy trails, partner.
1269
01:32:36,022 --> 01:32:39,060
You're going the wrong direction, kid.
Come here.
1270
01:32:39,559 --> 01:32:40,867
- What's this?
- Money.
1271
01:32:41,027 --> 01:32:42,062
For what?
1272
01:32:42,228 --> 01:32:44,174
For that dolphin cruise in Florida.
1273
01:32:45,899 --> 01:32:47,378
Turn around.
1274
01:32:49,102 --> 01:32:51,343
Put this in the mail and the car's yours.
1275
01:32:51,972 --> 01:32:53,349
Here.
1276
01:32:55,208 --> 01:32:57,154
Get going, you have along drive.
1277
01:33:01,314 --> 01:33:03,920
- I'm gonna pay you back.
- We're even, kid.
1278
01:33:06,653 --> 01:33:07,825
Thanks, Slam.
1279
01:33:08,421 --> 01:33:12,392
Forget it. Besides, reverse gear's shot,
the damn thing only moves forward.
1280
01:33:14,894 --> 01:33:18,341
- Can I drop you guys off?
- Nope, we're going to the parade.
1281
01:33:21,668 --> 01:33:24,581
- See you.
- Drop us a card.
94234
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