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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,129 --> 00:00:22,832 JENNIFER: Good morning, dad. 2 00:00:20,129 --> 00:00:22,832 JACK: Good morning, Jennifer. 3 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:26,903 JENNIFER: When you were in school, did you ever cut class? 4 00:00:26,969 --> 00:00:30,773 JACK: Uh... Yeah. I guess I did. Most kids cut classes. 5 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,041 JENNIFER: Good. Sign this. 6 00:00:32,108 --> 00:00:35,711 JACK: Have your mother sign it. I'm late. 7 00:00:35,778 --> 00:00:40,149 JENNIFER: But mom doesn't understand. She never cut classes. 8 00:00:40,216 --> 00:00:42,218 LAURIE: Mommy never cut classes. 9 00:00:42,285 --> 00:00:45,254 JENNIFER: Will you stop copying me? 10 00:00:45,321 --> 00:00:47,590 SANDY: Jack, what about breakfast? 11 00:00:47,657 --> 00:00:48,043 JACK: I haven't got time. 12 00:00:47,657 --> 00:00:48,043 SANDY: You've got to make time. 13 00:00:48,043 --> 00:00:51,627 JACK: I haven't got time. 14 00:00:48,043 --> 00:00:51,627 SANDY: You've got to make time. 15 00:00:51,694 --> 00:00:53,896 BOBBY: I made it for you. 16 00:00:53,963 --> 00:00:55,798 BOBBY: Breakfast is my class project. 17 00:00:55,865 --> 00:00:57,133 JACK: What did you make? 18 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,869 BOBBY: Spaghetti and one hard-boiled egg. 19 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:02,905 JACK: Hold the spaghetti, throw in another egg, 20 00:01:02,972 --> 00:01:05,541 JACK: and I'll eat it in the car. 21 00:01:08,644 --> 00:01:10,413 SANDY: Jack! 22 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,781 Jack. 23 00:01:11,848 --> 00:01:14,784 You stop, or I'll shoot! Jack! 24 00:01:14,851 --> 00:01:18,043 Go away. I'm late. 25 00:01:14,851 --> 00:01:18,043 What's in the cup? 26 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:18,454 Go away. I'm late. 27 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:18,454 What's in the cup? 28 00:01:18,521 --> 00:01:19,489 Herbal tea? 29 00:01:19,555 --> 00:01:20,523 Liar. Give it to me. 30 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:23,392 But I like coffee. It picks me up. 31 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:26,462 It also gives you heartburn and flattens your adrenals. 32 00:01:26,529 --> 00:01:28,431 How's it feel, always being right? 33 00:01:28,498 --> 00:01:29,398 I revel in it. 34 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:32,535 Watch your toes, Mother Teresa. 35 00:01:33,736 --> 00:01:35,137 I love you! 36 00:01:35,204 --> 00:01:38,508 JACK: Sure. Bring it up now when I'm going to work. 37 00:01:39,342 --> 00:01:40,843 ( lively theme playing ) 38 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:42,678 Ugh. 39 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,983 Oh, great. 40 00:01:47,049 --> 00:01:49,719 Don't they teach those kids anything? 41 00:01:49,785 --> 00:01:51,854 You're supposed to put them in cold water 42 00:01:51,921 --> 00:01:54,457 after you boil them. 43 00:01:54,524 --> 00:01:55,892 Aw. 44 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:58,160 Wonderful. 45 00:01:59,729 --> 00:02:01,531 Ugh. 46 00:02:03,966 --> 00:02:05,701 Not bad. 47 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:08,137 BROADCASTER: If you did contribute, 48 00:02:08,204 --> 00:02:11,841 the Lord will guarantee you a place in heaven. 49 00:02:11,908 --> 00:02:15,011 Will there be weeping? Or will the gates of-- 50 00:02:15,077 --> 00:02:19,348 WOMAN: Jesus said, "Don't talk to me when I'm talking to you." 51 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:24,253 BROADCASTER: Wouldn't you like Rev. Archie's edited Bible 52 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,689 in your own home? 53 00:02:32,595 --> 00:02:34,363 Aw, Jeez! 54 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:37,667 My fault. It was my fault. 55 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:41,404 I should've told him to boil the other egg. 56 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:42,043 ( tires skidding ) 57 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:42,043 ( horn blaring ) 58 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:44,974 ( tires skidding ) 59 00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:44,974 ( horn blaring ) 60 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,509 You son of a bitch! 61 00:02:46,576 --> 00:02:49,045 Try that again, you moron! 62 00:02:49,111 --> 00:02:54,417 ( lively theme continues ) 63 00:03:04,126 --> 00:03:06,429 Hey, excuse me. 64 00:03:06,495 --> 00:03:08,698 Hello? 65 00:03:06,495 --> 00:03:08,698 MAN: Sorry, pal. I'm late. 66 00:03:08,764 --> 00:03:11,534 JACK: Am I supposed to wait all day? 67 00:03:14,604 --> 00:03:20,009 Aw, this is great! Nice way to start the day. 68 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:21,944 Oh, god. 69 00:03:22,011 --> 00:03:23,779 I'm not built for this. 70 00:03:23,846 --> 00:03:26,716 JACK: I'll corner that guy at lunchtime 71 00:03:26,782 --> 00:03:31,454 JACK: and strangle him. I'm late now. 72 00:03:33,022 --> 00:03:34,590 Why do they need these anyway? 73 00:03:34,657 --> 00:03:36,359 I've worked here 10 years. 74 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,427 They know me by now. 75 00:03:38,494 --> 00:03:40,763 Another stupid thing. 76 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:42,031 Great. I'm late again. 77 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,467 This is going to look good. 78 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:48,037 JACK: You descend and maintain 12,000. 79 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:51,407 JACK: Pan Am 3, descend to 15,000. 80 00:03:51,474 --> 00:03:54,577 Turn right to 2-5-0 degrees. 81 00:03:54,644 --> 00:03:56,712 MAN: This is Pan Am 3. Say again. 82 00:03:56,779 --> 00:04:00,516 JACK: I say again, descend to 15,000 83 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:03,719 and turn right to 2-5-0. 84 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:06,455 MAN: There's a Lufthansa Jumbo in that space. 85 00:04:06,522 --> 00:04:09,125 MAN: Are you trying to mate us? 86 00:04:09,191 --> 00:04:11,127 Uh, Pan Am 3, disregard. 87 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:13,462 Maintain at, uh, 17,000 88 00:04:13,529 --> 00:04:16,899 and present heading 2-2-0. 89 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,043 ( sighs ) 90 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,043 ( workers mumble ) 91 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:21,671 ( sighs ) 92 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:21,671 ( workers mumble ) 93 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:30,546 JACK: United 3-2, turn right heading 1-7-0. 94 00:04:30,613 --> 00:04:34,383 JACK: American 4-1, reduce 10 knots. 95 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:37,386 JACK: You, November 3-4-7 Gulf... 96 00:04:38,087 --> 00:04:40,022 Where are you? 97 00:04:40,089 --> 00:04:42,558 Where the hell are you? 98 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:46,495 Come in! Where are you? Acknowledge, please! 99 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:49,031 Acknowledge, please! Where are you? 100 00:04:49,098 --> 00:04:50,566 It's Ok, Jack. 101 00:04:50,633 --> 00:04:52,401 I don't know where this plane is! 102 00:04:52,468 --> 00:04:54,043 JACK: I can't find it. 103 00:04:52,468 --> 00:04:54,043 Jack-- 104 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:54,470 JACK: I can't find it. 105 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:54,470 Jack-- 106 00:04:54,537 --> 00:04:57,640 A fly landed on your screen. 107 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:01,177 I hate flies! 108 00:05:01,243 --> 00:05:02,712 I hate them. 109 00:05:02,778 --> 00:05:04,814 Filthy things. They do that. 110 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,917 Come on, Jack. Let's take your break. 111 00:05:07,983 --> 00:05:10,720 Can't you pull some strings? 112 00:05:10,786 --> 00:05:13,522 The agency gave you a mandatory five. 113 00:05:13,589 --> 00:05:16,659 You've been landing planes for 13 years. 114 00:05:16,726 --> 00:05:18,828 Face it. You're burned out. 115 00:05:18,894 --> 00:05:20,896 It's not a dirty word. 116 00:05:20,963 --> 00:05:23,065 You need this rest. 117 00:05:23,132 --> 00:05:24,967 I can't believe this! 118 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:27,069 Just because of a stinking fly. 119 00:05:27,136 --> 00:05:31,507 ( birds singing ) 120 00:05:31,574 --> 00:05:33,075 ( metallic bump ) 121 00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:36,912 Ow! Oh, gee! Ow! Rats! Ohh! 122 00:05:36,979 --> 00:05:38,981 Ow, that hurt! Ahh! 123 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:42,043 BOBBY: What's he kicking, mom? 124 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:42,043 SANDY: I don't know. 125 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:42,518 BOBBY: What's he kicking, mom? 126 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:42,518 SANDY: I don't know. 127 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:45,621 SANDY: He's just a little overworked. 128 00:05:45,688 --> 00:05:48,824 SANDY: You know your father. 129 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,092 Daddy, can I drive? 130 00:05:50,159 --> 00:05:53,062 JACK: Sure! I figured we'd divvy it up. 131 00:05:53,129 --> 00:05:54,730 You take the second 100 miles. 132 00:05:55,698 --> 00:05:58,667 Are you going to keep doing that? 133 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,470 Knock it off. Thank you. 134 00:06:03,773 --> 00:06:06,809 I've forgotten something. What have I forgotten? 135 00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:10,679 Only the wallpaper, but we can get some on the road. 136 00:06:12,047 --> 00:06:13,415 Don't mock me, Sandy. 137 00:06:13,482 --> 00:06:16,218 It's the first time I've gone on one of these things. 138 00:06:16,285 --> 00:06:17,720 I'm nervous. 139 00:06:17,787 --> 00:06:19,522 I know. Sorry. 140 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,157 Is everyone wearing seat belts? 141 00:06:21,223 --> 00:06:23,726 Dad! 142 00:06:21,223 --> 00:06:23,726 All right. Here we go. 143 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:24,727 All right! 144 00:06:24,794 --> 00:06:27,530 BOBBY: All right! 145 00:06:24,794 --> 00:06:27,530 LAURIE: Yeah! 146 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,699 BOBBY: Can't wait to swim in the ocean! Whoo-hoo! 147 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:34,670 JACK: Okay! Next stop, Citrus Cove, Florida. 148 00:06:37,673 --> 00:06:40,576 LAURIE: Daddy, I have to pee. 149 00:06:40,643 --> 00:06:42,745 JACK: Now I know what I forgot. 150 00:06:42,812 --> 00:06:45,714 JENNIFER: How many rooms are there? 151 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,950 JACK: It's three bedrooms. It's on the beach. 152 00:06:48,017 --> 00:06:50,886 SANDY: It was nice of Hal to find the place. 153 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,823 JACK: And to say that I'm cracking up. 154 00:06:53,889 --> 00:06:57,092 SANDY: You're not. You just need a rest. 155 00:06:57,159 --> 00:06:59,995 JACK: Rest? We just got back from Hawaii. 156 00:07:00,062 --> 00:07:03,833 SANDY: Jack, that was our honeymoon. 157 00:07:03,899 --> 00:07:05,634 JACK: Yeah. 158 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:07,703 JACK: This might be fun. 159 00:07:16,045 --> 00:07:17,813 Rise and shine, everybody! 160 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:18,848 We're here! 161 00:07:18,914 --> 00:07:20,783 (honk) 162 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:23,219 JACK: Hey, look, water! 163 00:07:23,285 --> 00:07:26,121 BOBBY: Could we go swimming? Could we go swimming? 164 00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:28,557 BOBBY: The water is beautiful! 165 00:07:28,624 --> 00:07:30,759 JACK: I told you I'd find Florida. 166 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:34,263 SANDY: Now you have to find Citrus Cove. 167 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:36,498 JACK: Found it. 168 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,107 Beach lane. Good navigating, honey. 169 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:47,142 Thank you. 170 00:07:47,209 --> 00:07:48,244 What are we looking for? 171 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:50,813 411... 172 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,314 413... 173 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,314 413... 174 00:07:52,381 --> 00:07:54,043 415! This is it. 175 00:07:52,381 --> 00:07:54,043 Ohh! 176 00:07:54,043 --> 00:07:54,850 415! This is it. 177 00:07:54,043 --> 00:07:54,850 Ohh! 178 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:58,120 JACK: Ohh! 179 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:58,120 SANDY: Oh! Hal is a friend. 180 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,923 SANDY: It's two stories. It's redwood. 181 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:03,325 JENNIFER: Can I have the room with the balcony? 182 00:08:03,392 --> 00:08:06,043 JENNIFER: Please! 183 00:08:03,392 --> 00:08:06,043 JACK: This is great! 184 00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:06,328 JENNIFER: Please! 185 00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:06,328 JACK: This is great! 186 00:08:06,395 --> 00:08:08,631 LAURIE: Yeah! 187 00:08:06,395 --> 00:08:08,631 JACK: Oh, my goodness! 188 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:12,134 BOBBY: Watch me shoot some baskets! 189 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,969 BOBBY: Ok, daddy, here I go! 190 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,705 SANDY: It really is very lovely. 191 00:08:16,772 --> 00:08:18,974 SANDY: I hope the keys are in the mailbox. 192 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:23,379 JACK: Just like the old man said. Ok, let's go! 193 00:08:23,445 --> 00:08:24,413 BOBBY: Hurry! 194 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,848 JACK: All right, contestants, 195 00:08:25,915 --> 00:08:29,818 JACK: let's see what's behind door number one! 196 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:30,043 SANDY: Oh, jack! 197 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:30,043 JENNIFER: Oh, it's beautiful! 198 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,221 SANDY: Oh, jack! 199 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,221 JENNIFER: Oh, it's beautiful! 200 00:08:32,288 --> 00:08:34,623 SANDY: Look at these glass pieces! 201 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:36,859 JENNIFER: Mom, this is huge! 202 00:08:36,926 --> 00:08:38,827 JENNIFER: They got a piano! 203 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,230 Oh, honey, look at the view! 204 00:08:41,297 --> 00:08:44,133 JENNIFER: We're right on the water! Wow! 205 00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:46,969 ( seagulls squealing ) 206 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,707 Whew! 207 00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:56,278 JACK: It's a brochure. 208 00:08:56,345 --> 00:08:58,180 SANDY: It's a postcard. 209 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,783 Don't run up those stairs. 210 00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:02,151 JENNIFER: Move, Bobby! 211 00:09:02,217 --> 00:09:04,019 I'm trying. They're heavy! 212 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,020 So is this. 213 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,422 Hi. 214 00:09:06,488 --> 00:09:08,157 ( woof ) 215 00:09:06,488 --> 00:09:08,157 Aah! 216 00:09:08,223 --> 00:09:10,192 Archie! 217 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,294 It's Ok He's just barking. 218 00:09:12,361 --> 00:09:14,897 Just barking. Don't be afraid. 219 00:09:14,964 --> 00:09:16,765 JACK: Come on, Arch! 220 00:09:16,832 --> 00:09:20,069 He always barks at people he likes. 221 00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:21,070 Come on, Arch! 222 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:24,043 ( woof ) 223 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:24,043 He must really like you. 224 00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:24,873 ( woof ) 225 00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:24,873 He must really like you. 226 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:28,077 Archie, get your ass up here right now! 227 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:33,215 JACK: Where am I utting these? 228 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:36,043 Honey, let me help. 229 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:36,043 Don't throw off my balance. 230 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:36,318 Honey, let me help. 231 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:36,318 Don't throw off my balance. 232 00:09:36,385 --> 00:09:39,321 Finish emptying the u-haul tomorrow. 233 00:09:39,388 --> 00:09:42,391 I'm putting my suffering into one day. 234 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,927 I don't mind unloading bags. 235 00:09:44,994 --> 00:09:46,929 I just don't want to do it for a living. 236 00:09:46,996 --> 00:09:49,765 I'll go to the grocery store. 237 00:09:49,832 --> 00:09:53,402 You can take the kids swimming. 238 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:56,905 Aw, gee! I forgot my bathing suit. 239 00:09:56,972 --> 00:10:00,309 I guess I can't go in the water all summer. 240 00:10:00,376 --> 00:10:02,077 Nobody cares what you look like 241 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,979 in a bathing suit. 242 00:10:04,046 --> 00:10:05,948 That's just it. 243 00:10:06,015 --> 00:10:07,349 I'll get you one. 244 00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:08,884 I won't wear it 245 00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:11,854 until I lose maybe 3 or 4 pounds. 246 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,356 I love how you look in a bathing suit. 247 00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:17,292 My mother was right. You're twisted. 248 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:19,194 Mm-hmm. 249 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,765 Grrr! 250 00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:29,104 ( panting ) 251 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:38,414 What are you looking at? 252 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,382 Uh... Nothing, dad. 253 00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:42,017 Yeah. Me neither. 254 00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:43,886 Hey, dad! We want to go in! 255 00:10:43,952 --> 00:10:45,921 You guys go swimming. 256 00:10:45,988 --> 00:10:47,489 Aren't you coming? 257 00:10:47,556 --> 00:10:51,360 I don't want to get too wet my first day. 258 00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:53,796 All right. Can you hold these? 259 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,364 JACK: Sure. 260 00:10:55,431 --> 00:10:57,199 There you go. 261 00:10:57,266 --> 00:11:00,536 ( music plays ) 262 00:11:00,602 --> 00:11:03,372 This thing works pretty good for 8 bucks. 263 00:11:03,439 --> 00:11:04,540 ( music gets louder ) 264 00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:06,275 How do you shut it off? 265 00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:07,743 Equalizer. 266 00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:16,552 Loud, aren't they? 267 00:11:16,618 --> 00:11:19,221 Jack Chester. I'm your neighbor. 268 00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:20,456 JACK: And you're... 269 00:11:20,522 --> 00:11:22,424 Having lunch. 270 00:11:22,491 --> 00:11:24,293 Mmm. Looks good. 271 00:11:25,627 --> 00:11:28,197 Just enjoy. I don't want to bother you. 272 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,733 I'll join you later for martinis. 273 00:11:33,502 --> 00:11:35,370 Kidding. 274 00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:37,372 Just watching my kids. 275 00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:40,342 I'll be here. 276 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,177 Enjoy. 277 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,504 Aah! Aaah! 278 00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:11,140 Don't worry. It's dead. 279 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:13,475 I told you not to do that. 280 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,410 She told me to do it. 281 00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:16,545 Enough! 282 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,614 Enough. Just take it away. 283 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,215 Dad, you're red. 284 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,984 Good. 285 00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:26,488 Good. I wanted to get a little color. 286 00:12:26,555 --> 00:12:28,490 That's a good base. 287 00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:30,492 That's a good base. 288 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,861 You got to do this in stages. 289 00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:35,531 I'll put this on. 290 00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:35,531 Ow! 291 00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:37,132 Does it look bad? 292 00:12:37,199 --> 00:12:39,401 Your nose would show on a satellite photo. 293 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,969 Do you want me to drive? 294 00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:43,972 I'm Ok If I don't make many turns. 295 00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:46,642 JENNIFER: Where are we going? 296 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:48,544 A place called the yachthouse. 297 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,345 It has fresh seafood. 298 00:12:50,412 --> 00:12:52,181 Mm. Let's talk lobster. 299 00:12:52,247 --> 00:12:53,815 Yeah! Lobster! 300 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,591 ( whistle ) 301 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,159 Would that be a 3-pounder? 302 00:13:05,194 --> 00:13:06,528 3 1/4 pounds. 303 00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:07,896 Perfect. 304 00:13:07,963 --> 00:13:10,666 Yours is the next table. 305 00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:12,043 Ahem. 306 00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:12,043 Oh. Sorry. 307 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:13,001 Ahem. 308 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:13,001 Oh. Sorry. 309 00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:15,170 Excuse me. You're next. 310 00:13:15,237 --> 00:13:16,438 I'm not next. 311 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,473 I'm down the line. 312 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,342 I'm checking my dinner. 313 00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:22,010 JACK: Sorry. 314 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:25,447 JACK: Excuse me. Pardon. Pardon. 315 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,615 JACK: Sorry. Oops! 316 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,389 Excuse me. 317 00:13:34,456 --> 00:13:35,524 SANDY: How does it look? 318 00:13:35,591 --> 00:13:36,758 It'll be a while yet. 319 00:13:36,825 --> 00:13:40,229 I got mints and toothpicks to hold us over. 320 00:13:42,564 --> 00:13:44,166 Hey. 321 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:47,436 The same guy is in all the pictures. 322 00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:50,939 BOBBY: Captain Al Pellet. 323 00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:53,508 He's won seven years straight. 324 00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:55,644 I guess he's good. 325 00:13:57,579 --> 00:13:59,514 Wow! They're big! 326 00:13:59,581 --> 00:14:01,316 Excuse me, sir. 327 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,018 Um. How much longer? 328 00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:06,455 Yours should be the very next table. 329 00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:09,057 Oh. Great. 330 00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:09,057 I'm starving. 331 00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,092 So am I. 332 00:14:10,158 --> 00:14:11,693 It's been hours we've waited. 333 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,329 Excuse me, little lady. 334 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,331 Excuse me. 335 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,200 Excuse me. 336 00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:19,968 MAITRE: Good evening, Mr. Pellet. 337 00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:22,337 How were your winds today? 338 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,972 Just fine. 339 00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:26,508 There will be five of us. 340 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,443 Would you, uh, part the waves 341 00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:32,381 MR. PELLET: and let my party through, please? 342 00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:35,417 ( indistinct chattering ) 343 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,422 It's Ok It's Ok 344 00:14:40,489 --> 00:14:43,258 I thought we were the next table of five. 345 00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:46,762 Your table should be ready shortly. 346 00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:48,563 What about that group? 347 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:52,234 Mr. Pellet had a reservation. 348 00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:53,669 You don't take reservations. 349 00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:57,072 We don't, except for Mr. Pellet. 350 00:14:57,139 --> 00:15:00,375 We'll have a table ready for you any moment. 351 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:05,247 I see several are drinking their coffees now. 352 00:15:05,314 --> 00:15:06,648 Look at the menu. 353 00:15:06,715 --> 00:15:09,718 I know what we're having. Lobster. 354 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,119 Bravo. 355 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:12,487 Bravo. 356 00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:15,657 It's Ok I took care of everything. 357 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,159 We're next. 358 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,159 Thanks, sweetie. 359 00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:19,261 Nobody tells me I can't sit. 360 00:15:19,328 --> 00:15:20,629 JACK: I'll sit when I want. 361 00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:23,532 We're next. We sit next. 362 00:15:23,598 --> 00:15:25,534 No need for those. 363 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,402 Let's all have the lobster. 364 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,138 Show us what you got. And, Stan, 365 00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,440 MR. PELLET: no arguments. 366 00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:36,044 This dinner is on you. 367 00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:38,246 He thought I'd say, "on me." 368 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,981 Huh? 369 00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:44,753 Hey. 370 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,494 Maybe they're just taking them for a walk. 371 00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:53,662 Hey! Hey! Hey! 372 00:15:53,729 --> 00:15:55,364 Ah! Look at these beauties. 373 00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:58,066 JACK: Hey! Don't serve those. 374 00:15:58,133 --> 00:16:00,043 What are you doing? 375 00:15:58,133 --> 00:16:00,043 These are my lobsters. 376 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:00,135 What are you doing? 377 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:00,135 These are my lobsters. 378 00:16:00,202 --> 00:16:02,637 Your lobsters? 379 00:16:00,202 --> 00:16:02,637 You got my table. 380 00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:06,043 You're not getting my lobsters. 381 00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:06,043 This is your table? 382 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:06,375 You're not getting my lobsters. 383 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:06,375 This is your table? 384 00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:08,810 My table! 385 00:16:08,877 --> 00:16:10,579 Oh, I see. 386 00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:12,814 This is your table, 387 00:16:12,881 --> 00:16:15,317 and these are your lobsters. 388 00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:16,318 Right. 389 00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:20,589 I suppose this is your wife, hmm? 390 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:23,325 Is this your tie? 391 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:23,325 Nope. 392 00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:24,043 Is this your shirt? 393 00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:24,043 Mm-mm. 394 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,627 Is this your shirt? 395 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,627 Mm-mm. 396 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,329 Is this your belt? 397 00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:29,431 MR. PELLET: Are these your shorts? 398 00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:30,043 Ta-ta-ta! 399 00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:30,043 I've been driving all day. 400 00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:32,300 Ta-ta-ta! 401 00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:32,300 I've been driving all day. 402 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:35,303 We just get into town. I'm waiting two hours. 403 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,043 You just got into town. 404 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,043 Yeah. 405 00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:36,738 You just got into town. 406 00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:36,738 Yeah. 407 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:39,408 I've been in town for 30 years. 408 00:16:39,474 --> 00:16:40,842 Thirty years! 409 00:16:40,909 --> 00:16:42,744 Every summer, you renters 410 00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:45,247 think you can take over the town. 411 00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:45,881 Huh? 412 00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:47,883 Boil them. 413 00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:48,043 Wait a minute. 414 00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:48,043 Signore, 415 00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:49,017 Wait a minute. 416 00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:49,017 Signore, 417 00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:52,621 we'll have a table for you in 20 minutes. 418 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,492 Forget it. 419 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,394 We're going to a good restaurant. 420 00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:00,043 Good idea. 421 00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:00,043 LAURIE: I'm hungry! 422 00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:01,496 Good idea. 423 00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:01,496 LAURIE: I'm hungry! 424 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,865 JACK: You don't want to eat where there's rats. 425 00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:05,767 JACK: I found rats in the back. 426 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:06,835 SANDY: How disgusting. 427 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,337 JACK: Ohh! a whole nest of rats. 428 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,240 Sorry. He was obviously a slob. 429 00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:13,909 JENNIFER: This is it? 430 00:17:13,975 --> 00:17:15,877 JACK: Well, there's the barnacle. 431 00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:18,146 JACK: There's the boat off the dock. 432 00:17:18,213 --> 00:17:19,781 JACK: The guy at the gas station 433 00:17:19,848 --> 00:17:22,517 JACK: said the food's great. 434 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:26,254 SANDY: Well, it's got character and live entertainment. 435 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:29,257 JACK: Look, I don't want to hear any complaints. 436 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:31,927 JACK: Let's sit and enjoy ourselves. 437 00:17:31,993 --> 00:17:34,296 ( keyboard sounds ) 438 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,241 This place sucks. 439 00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:48,343 Where'd you learn that? 440 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:51,880 I told her never to say things suck. 441 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,682 Look. An ugly pirate. 442 00:17:53,748 --> 00:17:56,685 Oh. Really? 443 00:17:56,751 --> 00:17:58,553 Where? 444 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,957 Hello, me buccaneers. Me name's Scully. 445 00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:05,794 What might your name be, me lass? 446 00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:07,596 My name's Laurie. 447 00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,197 Where's your hand? 448 00:18:09,264 --> 00:18:13,768 Oh, I don't think you want to know that. 449 00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:15,270 ( giggles ) 450 00:18:17,272 --> 00:18:18,440 What's it going to be? 451 00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:20,775 Can you recommend something? 452 00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:21,943 Absolutely. 453 00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:25,480 Scully's catch of the day. 454 00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:27,315 It's fresh grouper. 455 00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:30,852 It's lightly breaded, sauteed to a golden brown 456 00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:33,855 SCULLY: in lemon butter and shallots, 457 00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:36,725 with a teasing hint of dijon. 458 00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:38,827 We'll take five. 459 00:18:38,894 --> 00:18:40,228 Cortez! 460 00:18:40,295 --> 00:18:41,696 Sí, señor. 461 00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:44,499 SCULLY: Cinco Scully's catch of the day. 462 00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:47,936 Cinco Scully's catches of the day. 463 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,938 Bon appetit. 464 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,374 JACK: Thank you very much. 465 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,675 JACK: Isn't this place nice? 466 00:18:53,742 --> 00:18:56,011 JACK: Always listen to gas station attendants. 467 00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:57,479 They know where to eat. 468 00:18:57,546 --> 00:19:00,715 JACK: Huh? what are you doing? 469 00:19:00,782 --> 00:19:03,985 SANDY: It's Ok, honey, it's just Noxzema. 470 00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:06,988 SANDY: You were moaning in your sleep about your sunburn. 471 00:19:07,055 --> 00:19:09,291 Ow! Why did you remind me? 472 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,027 Ow! It hurts! 473 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,027 SANDY: Oh, poor baby. 474 00:19:12,093 --> 00:19:13,995 I'm not a baby. 475 00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:16,765 Mommy, make it go away. It hurts. 476 00:19:16,831 --> 00:19:18,433 Oh! 477 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,902 I hate the sun! 478 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,902 I know. 479 00:19:20,969 --> 00:19:25,674 Ohh...But I love this house. 480 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,642 Mm, I love you. 481 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,978 Ooh! Mm! Ooh! 482 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,480 we should rent this house every summer. 483 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:36,885 I'll talk to the guy in the morning. Mm! 484 00:19:36,952 --> 00:19:38,386 JACK: You smell so good. 485 00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:39,788 SANDY: It's the Noxzema. 486 00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:41,656 JACK: Mm. Put some over here. 487 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:42,043 SANDY: You're not burnt there. 488 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:42,043 JACK: I know. 489 00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:43,959 SANDY: You're not burnt there. 490 00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:43,959 JACK: I know. 491 00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:46,361 ( Jack and Sandy giggle ) 492 00:19:46,428 --> 00:19:49,564 ( lock of the door sounds ) 493 00:19:54,536 --> 00:19:57,606 Sandy, did you hear that? 494 00:19:57,672 --> 00:19:59,341 Get up. 495 00:20:01,476 --> 00:20:04,479 Archie, if that's you, I'll kill you. 496 00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:18,059 Archie, what did you do? 497 00:20:18,126 --> 00:20:20,762 what's going on? 498 00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:23,031 ( lock of the door sounds ) 499 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:25,934 ( whispering ) 500 00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:29,871 Archie, there's somebody at the front door. 501 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,807 Go see who it is. (whistles) 502 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,847 Ok, you cover me. 503 00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:46,488 Freeze, asshole! 504 00:20:46,554 --> 00:20:48,823 Please don't harm the children. 505 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,825 I won't. 506 00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:52,560 Jack... 507 00:20:54,529 --> 00:20:55,597 Jack, what's going on? 508 00:20:54,529 --> 00:20:55,597 Daddy-- 509 00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:58,433 I'll handle this! 510 00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:58,433 Who the hell are you? 511 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,769 We're the three bears! Who the hell are you? 512 00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:02,871 I'm Dan Gardner, the owner 513 00:21:02,937 --> 00:21:05,607 DAN: of this house. 514 00:21:02,937 --> 00:21:05,607 JACK: Well, look Dan, 515 00:21:05,674 --> 00:21:09,744 I rented this house from Elwin Haskell. 516 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,043 You rented-- 517 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,043 What's he talking about? 518 00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:12,080 You rented-- 519 00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:12,080 What's he talking about? 520 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,615 May I see your receipt? 521 00:21:13,682 --> 00:21:17,519 You want to see my receipt? 522 00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:19,654 Where the hell's my receipt? 523 00:21:19,721 --> 00:21:20,822 It's on the table. 524 00:21:20,889 --> 00:21:24,759 Is this a time-share place? 525 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:28,063 Here. Month of July. Jack Chester, that's moi. 526 00:21:28,129 --> 00:21:32,400 415 Beach Road, $2,000! 527 00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:36,004 415 Beach Road? 528 00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:36,004 That's right. 529 00:21:36,071 --> 00:21:38,773 This house 530 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:43,445 is 415 Beach Lane. 531 00:21:50,118 --> 00:21:52,353 Aha! 532 00:21:55,156 --> 00:21:58,093 This must be yours. 533 00:21:58,159 --> 00:21:59,794 Come on in. 534 00:22:00,662 --> 00:22:03,064 You have wonderful closet space. 535 00:22:03,131 --> 00:22:05,200 It makes life so much easier. 536 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:06,043 You know, when-- 537 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:06,043 Ahem. 538 00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:08,670 You know, when-- 539 00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:08,670 Ahem. 540 00:22:08,737 --> 00:22:12,043 Come on, Arch. 541 00:22:08,737 --> 00:22:12,073 Come on, Arch. 542 00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:12,073 Come on, Arch. 543 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:14,743 Archie, come on! 544 00:22:14,809 --> 00:22:17,746 Ok, kids, upstairs. Let's go. 545 00:22:20,148 --> 00:22:22,751 JACK: This should do it. 546 00:22:24,152 --> 00:22:25,153 It's just kibble. 547 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:28,022 JACK: You have a vacuum cleaner? 548 00:22:28,089 --> 00:22:30,191 DAN: That's enough. 549 00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:32,227 Do you have a dustpan? 550 00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:34,062 You could leave that. 551 00:22:34,129 --> 00:22:36,831 Good idea. You might have a visitor, 552 00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:39,100 and they have a dog. 553 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:42,036 This is excellent. Excellent. 554 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:44,572 Archie, let's go. 555 00:22:44,639 --> 00:22:46,040 JACK: Last time, you got sick. 556 00:22:46,107 --> 00:22:47,842 Come on, Archie. 557 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:50,612 JACK: Here we go. Goodbye! come on. 558 00:22:52,847 --> 00:22:54,816 Have a nice summer. 559 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:04,726 I, uh... Forgot my Noxzema. 560 00:23:07,796 --> 00:23:08,763 ( grunts ) 561 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,232 Have a little patience, dear. 562 00:23:11,299 --> 00:23:14,269 He does have a bad burn. 563 00:23:14,335 --> 00:23:17,071 And my daughter. 564 00:23:17,138 --> 00:23:18,506 I wet my bed, daddy. 565 00:23:18,573 --> 00:23:22,010 No, sweetheart. You didn't wet your bed. You wet their bed. 566 00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:31,052 ( power saw buzzes ) 567 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:35,223 ( buzzes louder ) 568 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,902 JACK: Flies! We got flies. 569 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,638 JACK: They followed me from Atlanta. 570 00:23:50,705 --> 00:23:52,540 Got you! 571 00:23:53,775 --> 00:23:55,176 Banana? 572 00:23:55,243 --> 00:23:56,644 A little. 573 00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,179 JACK: I called the plumber! 574 00:23:58,246 --> 00:24:00,582 He might be here this afternoon. 575 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,218 The landlord pays for repairs. 576 00:24:03,284 --> 00:24:06,588 I can't reach him. He's in intensive care. 577 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,023 ( power saw stops ) 578 00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:11,059 ( sighs of relief ) 579 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:12,560 ( power saw starts ) 580 00:24:12,627 --> 00:24:13,995 ( hammering ) 581 00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:20,335 Thank you. 582 00:24:20,401 --> 00:24:22,837 Get out of here! 583 00:24:24,405 --> 00:24:26,875 Pass the milk, please! 584 00:24:26,941 --> 00:24:29,777 Here! 585 00:24:26,941 --> 00:24:29,777 Thank you! 586 00:24:35,049 --> 00:24:37,685 Here we go. 587 00:24:39,888 --> 00:24:42,957 Great. Great. 588 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,826 What is this? 589 00:24:44,893 --> 00:24:46,761 What is this? 590 00:24:51,399 --> 00:24:55,703 ( indistinct chattering ) 591 00:24:56,738 --> 00:24:58,773 SANDY: Honey, you're wearing pajamas. 592 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,644 I know, I know. Excuse me! 593 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,279 Why are you going through here? 594 00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:06,247 ( loud burp ) 595 00:25:06,314 --> 00:25:08,750 JACK: Oh, perfect. 596 00:25:10,318 --> 00:25:11,886 Come on through. 597 00:25:11,953 --> 00:25:14,656 I'm Joe Public. Welcome to my beach. 598 00:25:17,926 --> 00:25:20,662 Sandy, I'm going to take Laurie to nursery school. 599 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,230 I'll be at the beach later. 600 00:25:22,297 --> 00:25:25,600 Daddy, wait, let me get my stuff. 601 00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:28,970 This isn't a nude beach. 602 00:25:29,037 --> 00:25:30,238 Oh, daddy. 603 00:25:30,305 --> 00:25:32,941 JACK: Who do you think you are...Lolita? 604 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,744 Hi. Just move in? 605 00:25:36,811 --> 00:25:38,913 Uh-huh. 606 00:25:36,811 --> 00:25:38,913 I'm Russ. 607 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:40,415 Hi. Jennifer. 608 00:25:40,481 --> 00:25:41,482 This is Annie. 609 00:25:41,549 --> 00:25:42,043 That's a CPR doll. 610 00:25:41,549 --> 00:25:42,043 Yeah, I teach CPR. 611 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:45,420 That's a CPR doll. 612 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:45,420 Yeah, I teach CPR. 613 00:25:45,486 --> 00:25:47,288 I'm known as Mr. Mouth-to-Mouth. 614 00:25:47,355 --> 00:25:51,726 Hey, Jennifer, let's take Laurie to nursery school. 615 00:25:51,793 --> 00:25:54,295 Not today, dad. 616 00:25:54,362 --> 00:25:56,397 I thought you'd left already. 617 00:25:56,464 --> 00:25:58,433 Laurie, you forgot your lunch, sweetheart. 618 00:25:58,499 --> 00:26:00,268 SANDY: The muffins you like. 619 00:26:00,335 --> 00:26:02,170 Should she talk to him? 620 00:26:02,236 --> 00:26:03,237 SANDY: Why not? 621 00:26:03,304 --> 00:26:05,707 Are you crazy? He's a lifeguard. 622 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,342 They're all sex maniacs. 623 00:26:07,408 --> 00:26:10,311 His gonads are screaming "me first." 624 00:26:10,378 --> 00:26:12,814 Don't worry. 625 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,682 I'll be around her. 626 00:26:14,749 --> 00:26:15,883 SANDY: I'll see you later. 627 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,720 RUSS: Ok, ladies, let's go! Come on! 628 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,792 Hey, pops. 629 00:26:24,859 --> 00:26:27,061 Take a bow. Jack off. 630 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:29,097 LIFEGUARD: That guy looks like John Madden. 631 00:26:29,163 --> 00:26:33,134 Oh, great. We live next door to lifeguards. 632 00:26:35,069 --> 00:26:37,238 A whole gaggle of them. 633 00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:39,874 Well, I guess I won't drown. 634 00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:43,811 ( whistling ) 635 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,116 Mom, they whistled at us. 636 00:26:48,182 --> 00:26:50,418 Don't look! 637 00:26:53,054 --> 00:26:55,289 The one on the left was so cute! 638 00:26:55,356 --> 00:26:57,125 ( Sandy laughs ) 639 00:26:57,191 --> 00:26:59,427 JACK: Ow! Hot, hot! 640 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:02,063 JACK: Oh, uh, boy! 641 00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:05,099 JACK: Ow! We should've brought shoes. 642 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:08,403 LAURIE: I can't walk anymore. My feet are burning. 643 00:27:08,469 --> 00:27:11,973 JACK: Ok, just hop up on daddy. 644 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,343 JACK: Hot! There you go. There's my girl. 645 00:27:15,410 --> 00:27:16,944 JACK: Hold on. 646 00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:20,381 JACK: Whew, boy! Here we go. 647 00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:22,850 JACK: We have to find mommy now. 648 00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:24,152 JACK: Uh. Excuse me. 649 00:27:24,218 --> 00:27:27,355 Ow! 650 00:27:24,218 --> 00:27:27,355 Jeez, I'm sorry. 651 00:27:27,422 --> 00:27:29,190 GUY: That was my hand, mister! 652 00:27:29,257 --> 00:27:31,392 JACK: Sorry about that. 653 00:27:31,459 --> 00:27:32,760 MAN: Oh! Oh! 654 00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:34,362 ( people screaming ) 655 00:27:34,429 --> 00:27:36,230 It's this darn cooler. 656 00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:38,366 The thing broke off. 657 00:27:38,433 --> 00:27:42,103 JACK: I'm waiting for a part from Minneapolis. 658 00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:44,439 TOURIST: Lift up your foot! My lens! 659 00:27:44,505 --> 00:27:46,808 TOURIST: You're getting sand in my lens! 660 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,410 JACK: Send the bill to 415 Beach Lane. 661 00:27:49,477 --> 00:27:51,846 TOURIST: Damn right I will! 662 00:27:51,913 --> 00:27:54,043 TOURIST: You big bozo. 663 00:27:51,913 --> 00:27:54,043 KID: That's our lunch! 664 00:27:54,043 --> 00:27:55,083 TOURIST: You big bozo. 665 00:27:54,043 --> 00:27:55,083 KID: That's our lunch! 666 00:27:55,149 --> 00:28:00,021 WOMAN: Watch it, that's my hat. 667 00:27:55,149 --> 00:28:00,021 JACK: Hey, honky! 668 00:28:00,088 --> 00:28:01,089 Aah! 669 00:28:01,155 --> 00:28:04,792 Oh, sorry. It's just ice water. 670 00:28:05,626 --> 00:28:07,061 Hey, what are you... 671 00:28:07,128 --> 00:28:09,297 JACK You should've covered it. 672 00:28:09,363 --> 00:28:11,866 WOMAN: No! Watch it! 673 00:28:11,933 --> 00:28:14,402 You shouldn't cook here. 674 00:28:14,469 --> 00:28:16,204 Where's your mother? Sandy! 675 00:28:17,972 --> 00:28:18,940 Jack! 676 00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:22,977 Didn't you hear me calling? 677 00:28:23,044 --> 00:28:25,413 I've been all over. 678 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,548 Ok, sweetheart, get down. 679 00:28:27,615 --> 00:28:30,418 Oh, am I glad to be here. 680 00:28:30,485 --> 00:28:31,519 SANDY: I'm glad you're here. 681 00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:35,256 Can you finish blowing up Bobby's raft? 682 00:28:39,193 --> 00:28:40,261 Yeah. 683 00:28:40,328 --> 00:28:42,597 I'm breathing out, anyway. 684 00:28:42,663 --> 00:28:44,932 What the heck. 685 00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:47,168 SANDY: Thank you. 686 00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:51,806 How was nursery school? 687 00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:55,176 it was great. She graduated. 688 00:28:55,243 --> 00:28:56,043 What? 689 00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:58,613 Yeah. Mother Goose retired. 690 00:28:58,679 --> 00:29:01,582 Oh! What a shame. 691 00:29:01,649 --> 00:29:05,019 You want to build a sand castle? 692 00:29:05,086 --> 00:29:06,888 Yeah. 693 00:29:09,090 --> 00:29:10,224 JACK: Hey, Sandy. 694 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,959 Yeah? 695 00:29:12,026 --> 00:29:13,194 What's Jennifer doing there? 696 00:29:13,261 --> 00:29:15,463 SANDY: Talking with her new friend. 697 00:29:15,530 --> 00:29:17,798 Do we want that? 698 00:29:15,530 --> 00:29:17,798 They're just talking. 699 00:29:19,534 --> 00:29:22,570 That's how she got here, remember? 700 00:29:25,006 --> 00:29:26,107 BOBBY: Hey, dad! 701 00:29:29,010 --> 00:29:31,512 Oh, here's your raft. 702 00:29:31,579 --> 00:29:33,548 BOBBY: I want to play frisbee. 703 00:29:33,614 --> 00:29:34,916 BOBBY: Here, catch. 704 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:39,320 ♪ O, say, Can you see? ♪ 705 00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:45,960 JACK: Bobby, throw long. 706 00:29:46,027 --> 00:29:47,662 Go! 707 00:29:47,728 --> 00:29:49,931 JACK: Hey, nice one! 708 00:29:56,337 --> 00:30:00,341 Mm. Albert, you octopus. 709 00:30:01,475 --> 00:30:03,144 Hey, what are you doing? 710 00:30:03,211 --> 00:30:05,680 Your wife's on my whammo. 711 00:30:05,746 --> 00:30:06,043 ALBERT: Get out of here. 712 00:30:05,746 --> 00:30:06,043 Sure, why not? 713 00:30:06,043 --> 00:30:08,416 ALBERT: Get out of here. 714 00:30:06,043 --> 00:30:08,416 Sure, why not? 715 00:30:08,482 --> 00:30:12,353 Return it to 415 Beach Lane-- 716 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:14,021 Beach Road! 717 00:30:14,088 --> 00:30:15,556 Get back to what you're doing. 718 00:30:15,623 --> 00:30:17,925 PLAYER: 14-13! 719 00:30:17,992 --> 00:30:20,161 JACK: Remember control's the name of the game. 720 00:30:20,228 --> 00:30:23,030 If you get in trouble, pass it to me. 721 00:30:23,097 --> 00:30:27,101 With your hands and my height, we'll destroy them. 722 00:30:28,102 --> 00:30:30,043 Are you ready, mister? 723 00:30:28,102 --> 00:30:30,043 Yeah, we're ready. 724 00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:31,405 Are you ready, mister? 725 00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:31,405 Yeah, we're ready. 726 00:30:31,472 --> 00:30:33,474 Let's get them! 727 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:34,675 let's eat them up! 728 00:30:34,742 --> 00:30:36,310 Go, team! 729 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:39,113 ( lively theme playing ) 730 00:30:46,654 --> 00:30:48,422 Best two out of three? 731 00:30:48,489 --> 00:30:51,392 SANDY: You're being too hard on yourself. 732 00:30:51,459 --> 00:30:53,961 SANDY: You haven't played volleyball for years. 733 00:30:54,028 --> 00:30:57,031 Yeah? Tell that to Bobby. 734 00:30:57,098 --> 00:30:59,400 JACK: I embarrassed him for life. 735 00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:02,336 JACK: Right now he's wishing you were a widow. 736 00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:04,505 Have a grape. 737 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:06,407 I think your blood sugar's low. 738 00:31:10,811 --> 00:31:12,079 JACK: That's it! 739 00:31:12,146 --> 00:31:15,182 How could I be so stupid? 740 00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:17,285 Of course. 741 00:31:18,319 --> 00:31:20,521 I'm a sailor. 742 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:23,724 I'm a great sailor-- 743 00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:26,627 And I'm going to take my son sailing! 744 00:31:26,694 --> 00:31:29,363 Excuse me. Do you rent sailboats? 745 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:30,043 We sure do. 746 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:30,043 All right! 747 00:31:30,043 --> 00:31:32,133 We sure do. 748 00:31:30,043 --> 00:31:32,133 All right! 749 00:31:32,199 --> 00:31:35,403 We'd like a look at them. 750 00:31:32,199 --> 00:31:35,403 They're rented up for two weeks. 751 00:31:35,469 --> 00:31:38,372 Everyone's practicing for the regatta. 752 00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:40,708 I want to teach my son how to sail. 753 00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:43,511 Any other place we could rent one? 754 00:31:43,577 --> 00:31:45,479 Well, there's one. 755 00:31:45,546 --> 00:31:48,182 Which boat will it be? 756 00:31:48,249 --> 00:31:51,185 Tough choice, isn't it? 757 00:31:51,252 --> 00:31:54,288 Hey, dad, how about one like this 758 00:31:54,355 --> 00:31:55,723 without the crud on it. 759 00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:59,427 That crud is crustaceous morticus, 760 00:31:59,493 --> 00:32:03,397 pejoratively referred to as barnacles. 761 00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:05,132 She was a fast lady in her day. 762 00:32:05,199 --> 00:32:08,169 I'm sure. We'll take the 12-footer. 763 00:32:08,235 --> 00:32:10,304 That's a fine choice. 764 00:32:10,371 --> 00:32:12,540 You're your own ballast in her. 765 00:32:12,606 --> 00:32:15,042 That's good. Come on. 766 00:32:15,109 --> 00:32:17,144 Yeah, Ok Here we go. 767 00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:18,043 Ready to cast off, son? 768 00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:18,043 You bet, dad. 769 00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:19,413 Ready to cast off, son? 770 00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:19,413 You bet, dad. 771 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,215 You get a free lesson. 772 00:32:21,282 --> 00:32:23,250 I'll take this bunch out. Watch the bar. 773 00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:26,420 It's Ok I already know how. 774 00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:27,355 JACK: Thank you. 775 00:32:27,421 --> 00:32:29,690 Ready, son? Here we go! 776 00:32:29,757 --> 00:32:32,426 Alright! Hey! I got it going! 777 00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:35,363 Here we go. 778 00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:35,363 Yay! 779 00:32:42,203 --> 00:32:44,405 BOBBY: Bye! 780 00:32:44,472 --> 00:32:47,308 You just pull the sail towards you 781 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:48,043 and you're sailing. 782 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:48,043 There's a boat there! 783 00:32:48,043 --> 00:32:49,844 and you're sailing. 784 00:32:48,043 --> 00:32:49,844 There's a boat there! 785 00:32:49,910 --> 00:32:52,513 JACK: I see him, it's Ok 786 00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:55,516 JACK: Sharp turn here. 787 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:56,684 BOBBY: Yeah. 788 00:32:56,751 --> 00:32:57,785 JACK: We made it. Were you scared? 789 00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:00,043 BOBBY: Not me. ( laughs ) 790 00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:00,043 JACK: I was. 791 00:33:00,043 --> 00:33:02,456 BOBBY: Not me. ( laughs ) 792 00:33:00,043 --> 00:33:02,456 JACK: I was. 793 00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:05,393 JACK: I was a little scared there. 794 00:33:05,459 --> 00:33:07,528 BOBBY: Where did you learn how to sail? 795 00:33:07,595 --> 00:33:09,830 JACK: A place called Camp Weehonk. 796 00:33:09,897 --> 00:33:11,432 JACK: They had a big lake. 797 00:33:11,499 --> 00:33:14,335 BOBBY: There's the Incisor. 798 00:33:14,402 --> 00:33:16,704 Yeah. Isn't she a beauty? 799 00:33:16,771 --> 00:33:18,105 Let's get closer. 800 00:33:18,172 --> 00:33:20,641 Ok, Captain, here we go! 801 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,209 All right! 802 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,146 JACK: That is a gorgeous boat. 803 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,349 Too bad a big fart like that owns it. 804 00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:31,252 Yeah, that big fart. ( laughs ) 805 00:33:31,318 --> 00:33:34,555 Watch your language, will you? Where do you learn that? 806 00:33:34,622 --> 00:33:38,459 Bear off to starboard. That skiff's close. 807 00:33:38,526 --> 00:33:41,729 We got the right of way. Let him move. 808 00:33:41,796 --> 00:33:45,366 BOBBY: We're heading straight toward him! 809 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:48,469 Smaller craft have the right of way. 810 00:33:48,536 --> 00:33:51,439 BOBBY: I don't think he knows that! 811 00:33:51,505 --> 00:33:52,773 What are you doing? 812 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,043 Aah! 813 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,043 JACK: My knee! My knee! 814 00:33:54,043 --> 00:33:55,643 Aah! 815 00:33:54,043 --> 00:33:55,643 JACK: My knee! My knee! 816 00:33:55,709 --> 00:33:57,645 Your bad one, dad? 817 00:33:57,711 --> 00:33:58,612 JACK: Yes, yes, yes. 818 00:33:58,679 --> 00:34:02,149 You put a hole in my boat! 819 00:34:02,216 --> 00:34:04,785 It's you again. 820 00:34:04,852 --> 00:34:08,189 You hit my boat! You put a hole in my boat! 821 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,723 Why didn't you give way? 822 00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:13,594 You're telling me how to sail? 823 00:34:13,661 --> 00:34:15,930 I had the right of way! 824 00:34:15,996 --> 00:34:17,932 MR. PELLET: You city rat! 825 00:34:17,998 --> 00:34:18,966 I got a kid! 826 00:34:19,033 --> 00:34:21,669 You're supposed to move, dipshit! 827 00:34:21,735 --> 00:34:23,404 Yeah, you big fart! 828 00:34:23,471 --> 00:34:27,274 I'm going to get you for this! 829 00:34:27,341 --> 00:34:28,509 MR. PELLET: You're finished! 830 00:34:28,576 --> 00:34:29,910 BOBBY: No, he's not! Tell him, dad! 831 00:34:29,977 --> 00:34:32,947 JACK: I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. 832 00:34:33,013 --> 00:34:36,817 Look at the hole. Look at this hole! 833 00:34:36,884 --> 00:34:38,619 Give me a hand with the hole! 834 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:46,293 You're not hungry. 835 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:46,293 I'm not anything. 836 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,864 You're only laid up a couple of days. 837 00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:53,300 There are things we can do. 838 00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:53,300 Like what? 839 00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:55,703 Well-- 840 00:34:55,769 --> 00:34:57,271 Free tonight, sailor? 841 00:34:57,338 --> 00:34:58,506 I don't want your pity. 842 00:34:58,572 --> 00:35:01,942 Take what you can get. Going once. Going twice. 843 00:35:02,009 --> 00:35:04,178 I'll take it. 844 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,716 COMMENTATOR ON TV: Now, Marty Ewing, Young Rookie 845 00:35:08,782 --> 00:35:11,819 trying to make a name for himself, 846 00:35:11,886 --> 00:35:13,420 putting for the birdie. 847 00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:16,590 COMMENTATOR 2: This green's troubled many pros today. 848 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:18,993 COMMENTATOR: There's the touch, there's the roll, 849 00:35:19,059 --> 00:35:20,261 and oh, my... 850 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:24,465 Look at that. He's got that birdie. 851 00:35:24,532 --> 00:35:27,868 Take another look in slow motion. 852 00:35:27,935 --> 00:35:30,004 Ah! Ah! Ever so gently. 853 00:35:30,070 --> 00:35:32,740 BOBBY: Hurry up! We are always late. 854 00:35:32,806 --> 00:35:35,476 BOBBY: Let's get inside. 855 00:35:35,543 --> 00:35:36,810 JENNIFER: Go ahead, mom. 856 00:35:36,877 --> 00:35:39,480 BOBBY: Come on, we got to hurry. 857 00:35:39,547 --> 00:35:40,814 Ok, Ok, Ok 858 00:35:40,881 --> 00:35:43,517 Sit here for a second, sweetie. 859 00:35:45,786 --> 00:35:47,488 Oh, no. 860 00:35:47,555 --> 00:35:49,557 I can't believe it. 861 00:35:49,623 --> 00:35:51,425 I forgot my wallet. 862 00:35:51,492 --> 00:35:53,794 We're going to miss it! 863 00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,930 Oh, shit. I mean, shoot. 864 00:35:55,996 --> 00:35:57,932 Oh, shoot! 865 00:35:57,998 --> 00:36:00,367 Take their tickets out of this. 866 00:36:00,434 --> 00:36:02,436 I can't let you do that. 867 00:36:02,503 --> 00:36:04,271 Please, it'll be my pleasure. 868 00:36:04,338 --> 00:36:06,407 Mom, let him. 869 00:36:06,473 --> 00:36:08,042 If you'll let us repay you. 870 00:36:08,108 --> 00:36:11,545 Fair enough. Four adults and two kids. 871 00:36:11,612 --> 00:36:15,015 I'm Don Moore. My son Gregg. 872 00:36:15,082 --> 00:36:16,684 SANDY: Nice to meet you. 873 00:36:15,082 --> 00:36:16,684 Nice to meet you. 874 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:20,688 SANDY: I'm Sandy Chester. This is Laurie,Jennifer, and Bobby. 875 00:36:20,754 --> 00:36:21,922 DON: Hi. Let's go. 876 00:36:21,989 --> 00:36:24,043 LAURIE: Popcorn! popcorn! 877 00:36:21,989 --> 00:36:24,043 BOBBY: Ok! 878 00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:25,759 LAURIE: Popcorn! popcorn! 879 00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:25,759 BOBBY: Ok! 880 00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:27,027 DON: I'll get some. 881 00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:27,027 Hi. 882 00:36:27,094 --> 00:36:29,630 Hi. 883 00:36:27,094 --> 00:36:29,630 What are you listening to? 884 00:36:29,697 --> 00:36:30,043 Wham! 104. 885 00:36:29,697 --> 00:36:30,043 Oh. 886 00:36:30,043 --> 00:36:32,399 Wham! 104. 887 00:36:30,043 --> 00:36:32,399 Oh. 888 00:36:32,466 --> 00:36:34,668 (Footloose plays) 889 00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:36,470 Hey. 890 00:36:39,139 --> 00:36:42,043 Thanks, dad. Want some? 891 00:36:39,139 --> 00:36:42,043 Thanks. 892 00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:42,209 Thanks, dad. Want some? 893 00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:42,209 Thanks. 894 00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:45,779 COMMENTATOR: Don Gufferson's shot on 17. 895 00:36:45,846 --> 00:36:47,881 ( woof woof ) 896 00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:51,752 Could be the longest one of the foursome. 897 00:37:01,028 --> 00:37:05,032 All right, all right. Come on in, Arch. 898 00:37:07,401 --> 00:37:09,937 Couldn't you do that outside? 899 00:37:10,004 --> 00:37:11,805 What do you want? 900 00:37:11,872 --> 00:37:14,341 ( woof woof ) 901 00:37:16,176 --> 00:37:18,846 Your bone. You go get it. 902 00:37:18,912 --> 00:37:20,581 ( woof woof woof ) 903 00:37:20,648 --> 00:37:23,050 Well, go get it! 904 00:37:20,648 --> 00:37:23,050 ( woof, woof ) 905 00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:26,453 All right, I'll get it. Aw, jeez. 906 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,724 Ah! I thought the dog was supposed to fetch. 907 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,893 ( woof ) 908 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,893 Archie! 909 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,062 Archie! 910 00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:36,797 Open the door! 911 00:37:36,864 --> 00:37:38,732 Open this damn door! 912 00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:44,138 Get out of my chair! Go on! Get out! 913 00:37:44,204 --> 00:37:47,374 Get out of my popcorn, you dirty, rotten-- 914 00:37:47,441 --> 00:37:51,578 Sure! For you, the TV clears up! 915 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:56,784 Aah, he missed that. Pfft! Jeez! 916 00:37:56,850 --> 00:37:58,519 Archie! Archie. 917 00:37:58,585 --> 00:38:01,822 If I get in, you're a rug! 918 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,927 JACK: Ah, breakfast with the family. 919 00:38:06,994 --> 00:38:10,798 BOBBY: Get dressed. We're going on a speedboat. 920 00:38:10,864 --> 00:38:12,043 Don just called. 921 00:38:10,864 --> 00:38:12,043 Don? 922 00:38:12,043 --> 00:38:12,966 Don just called. 923 00:38:12,043 --> 00:38:12,966 Don? 924 00:38:13,033 --> 00:38:15,402 The guy who lent us money. 925 00:38:15,469 --> 00:38:17,037 He invited us on his cabin cruiser. 926 00:38:17,104 --> 00:38:18,138 You feel like it? 927 00:38:18,205 --> 00:38:21,542 Ow, ow, ow! 928 00:38:21,608 --> 00:38:23,944 No, I don't think so. Not today. 929 00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:25,813 We'll do something else. 930 00:38:25,879 --> 00:38:27,581 No, no. You should go. 931 00:38:27,648 --> 00:38:30,043 You're sure? 932 00:38:27,648 --> 00:38:30,043 Of course I'm sure. 933 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:30,517 You're sure? 934 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:30,517 Of course I'm sure. 935 00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:33,954 I'll be busy changing the air in my splint. 936 00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,322 Ok 937 00:38:35,389 --> 00:38:39,927 JENNIFER: Yay! we're going with Don and Gregg! 938 00:38:39,993 --> 00:38:41,495 Is his wife nice? 939 00:38:41,562 --> 00:38:43,864 She's in Ohio with George. 940 00:38:43,931 --> 00:38:45,666 Don got divorced last year. 941 00:38:45,733 --> 00:38:47,634 Have a lovely day, darling. 942 00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:48,043 I love you! 943 00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:48,043 I love you, too. 944 00:38:48,043 --> 00:38:50,437 I love you! 945 00:38:48,043 --> 00:38:50,437 I love you, too. 946 00:38:52,506 --> 00:38:54,074 So, how is everybody? 947 00:38:54,141 --> 00:38:56,810 Good. You look good. 948 00:38:56,877 --> 00:38:59,113 Want an orange? 949 00:38:59,179 --> 00:39:00,547 Juice or something? 950 00:39:00,614 --> 00:39:03,617 BROADCASTER: At 105 degrees climbing to 110, 951 00:39:03,684 --> 00:39:05,018 this is a record high. 952 00:39:05,085 --> 00:39:09,389 ( indistinct chattering ) 953 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,104 ( sighs, grunts ) 954 00:39:24,171 --> 00:39:27,174 LAURIE: Bobby, you're doing great! 955 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:28,709 LAURIE: He's good at this. 956 00:39:28,776 --> 00:39:30,844 LAURIE: All right, Bobby! 957 00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:35,115 ( cheering ) 958 00:39:35,182 --> 00:39:38,185 LAURIE: Way to go, Bob! 959 00:39:47,961 --> 00:39:49,530 Hi. 960 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:54,868 Oh, what a shame. 961 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:58,071 I'm so sorry. 962 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:58,071 You didn't do anything. 963 00:39:58,138 --> 00:40:01,041 I've been waiting to meet you. 964 00:40:01,108 --> 00:40:02,042 Really? 965 00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:04,278 I'm your neighbor, Vicki Sanders. 966 00:40:04,344 --> 00:40:05,345 Jack Chester. 967 00:40:05,412 --> 00:40:11,151 Listen, I just made some fresh lemonade. 968 00:40:11,218 --> 00:40:13,153 Why don't you come over? 969 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:17,558 Oh, no. 970 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:17,558 Oh, come on! 971 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:18,592 I wouldn't want to impose. 972 00:40:18,659 --> 00:40:22,229 Impose. What are neighbors for? 973 00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:23,230 Come on. 974 00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:25,966 Really. 975 00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:27,301 What happened to your leg? 976 00:40:27,367 --> 00:40:28,902 Boating accident. 977 00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:30,037 Does it hurt? 978 00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:33,273 I suppose it would if I let it. Ow! Ooh! 979 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,609 It's Ok It's Ok 980 00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:38,846 Actually, I wanted to become a pilot, 981 00:40:38,912 --> 00:40:41,715 but with the family and responsibilities, 982 00:40:41,782 --> 00:40:44,585 I became a controller instead. 983 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:48,589 You and I have so much in common. 984 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,691 I wanted to be a stewardess, 985 00:40:50,757 --> 00:40:53,160 but Ed didn't want me away, 986 00:40:53,227 --> 00:40:54,043 so I do electrolysis. 987 00:40:53,227 --> 00:40:54,043 Ah! 988 00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:55,696 so I do electrolysis. 989 00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:55,696 Ah! 990 00:40:57,931 --> 00:40:59,967 WOMAN: Hello! 991 00:41:03,737 --> 00:41:06,039 Hello. Anybody home? 992 00:41:06,106 --> 00:41:07,908 Looks like nobody's here. 993 00:41:07,975 --> 00:41:10,978 But, mom, I have to go real bad. 994 00:41:11,044 --> 00:41:12,846 Ok, but hurry up, 995 00:41:12,913 --> 00:41:14,681 and don't sit on the seat. 996 00:41:14,748 --> 00:41:18,585 Excuse me. I hate to bother you. 997 00:41:18,652 --> 00:41:21,755 I'm dying of thirst. Could I get some water? 998 00:41:21,822 --> 00:41:24,043 Help yourself. 999 00:41:21,822 --> 00:41:24,043 Thanks a million. 1000 00:41:24,043 --> 00:41:25,559 Help yourself. 1001 00:41:24,043 --> 00:41:25,559 Thanks a million. 1002 00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:32,332 Hello. 1003 00:41:32,399 --> 00:41:33,400 You have good vision? 1004 00:41:33,467 --> 00:41:35,636 You have to In your business, right? 1005 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:36,737 Well, it helps. 1006 00:41:36,803 --> 00:41:39,806 And you're very observant, I can tell. 1007 00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:42,676 Can I have your honest opinion? 1008 00:41:42,743 --> 00:41:44,878 Sure. 1009 00:41:44,945 --> 00:41:47,281 What do you think of these? 1010 00:41:47,347 --> 00:41:51,351 What do you think? 1011 00:41:51,418 --> 00:41:53,120 About what? 1012 00:41:53,186 --> 00:41:55,022 ( chuckles ) These. 1013 00:41:55,088 --> 00:41:55,889 Oh, those. 1014 00:41:55,956 --> 00:41:57,891 Yeah. How do they look? 1015 00:41:57,958 --> 00:42:00,127 Ah... 1016 00:42:00,193 --> 00:42:01,094 Similar. 1017 00:42:01,161 --> 00:42:03,964 No, I mean, do they look good? 1018 00:42:04,031 --> 00:42:06,266 I just got them. 1019 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,902 Who had them before you? 1020 00:42:08,969 --> 00:42:11,038 ( giggles ) Nobody, silly. 1021 00:42:11,104 --> 00:42:13,874 I just recently had them enlarged. 1022 00:42:13,941 --> 00:42:15,676 Oh, I see. 1023 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,144 They cost 2,000 bucks. 1024 00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:18,245 ( whistles ) 1025 00:42:18,312 --> 00:42:21,014 It was these or a chainsaw for Ed. 1026 00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,749 Good choice. 1027 00:42:22,816 --> 00:42:26,720 I'd take those over a power tool. 1028 00:42:26,787 --> 00:42:29,156 Do they look like real breasts to you? 1029 00:42:29,222 --> 00:42:31,792 Well, you fooled me. 1030 00:42:31,858 --> 00:42:33,327 You don't think they're too big? 1031 00:42:33,393 --> 00:42:35,429 No. No, no, no. 1032 00:42:35,495 --> 00:42:37,064 ( man yawning ) 1033 00:42:37,130 --> 00:42:38,432 Would that be Ed? 1034 00:42:38,498 --> 00:42:40,434 Yeah. He's getting up from his nap. 1035 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:44,338 Ah, you'll excuse me. I'm a dead man. 1036 00:42:44,404 --> 00:42:45,572 ( pop ) 1037 00:42:45,639 --> 00:42:48,875 Aw, great. Husband's coming, And I blow a leg. 1038 00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:52,713 Damn it. Again? Put your top on! 1039 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:55,082 I'm sorry, mister. I didn't see anything. 1040 00:42:55,148 --> 00:42:56,450 He's our next-door neighbor. 1041 00:42:56,516 --> 00:42:57,818 I'm just renting here. 1042 00:42:57,884 --> 00:43:00,921 Sorry mister, she's boring everyone with her knockers. 1043 00:43:00,988 --> 00:43:04,057 Quiet, Ed. I just want his opinion. 1044 00:43:04,124 --> 00:43:07,995 She's so insecure. Last night she shoved them in a clerk's face at the 7-11. 1045 00:43:08,061 --> 00:43:11,932 Honey, relax. They're beautiful. They look right and feel right. 1046 00:43:11,999 --> 00:43:13,200 Yeah... 1047 00:43:13,266 --> 00:43:15,736 Will you try them and tell her they feel right? 1048 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,838 As a favor to me. 1049 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,475 Oh, yeah. ( chuckles ) 1050 00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:24,711 Those are so lifelike, It's ridiculous. 1051 00:43:24,778 --> 00:43:26,847 See, honey, everybody likes them. 1052 00:43:26,913 --> 00:43:28,115 Thanks. I owe you one. 1053 00:43:28,181 --> 00:43:31,284 What are neighbors for? I gotta go home now. 1054 00:43:31,351 --> 00:43:33,754 I gave up a power tool for those. 1055 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:36,223 Well, Christmas is around the corner. 1056 00:43:36,289 --> 00:43:37,758 $2,000 for the set, huh? 1057 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:39,292 For both of them. 1058 00:43:39,359 --> 00:43:42,329 They're fun for the whole family. I'll tell my wife. 1059 00:43:42,396 --> 00:43:44,231 We'll give you the doctor's number. 1060 00:43:44,297 --> 00:43:45,365 All right. 1061 00:43:44,297 --> 00:43:45,365 Take care. 1062 00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:48,043 Bye-bye. 1063 00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:49,736 Bye-bye. 1064 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,736 Bye-bye. 1065 00:43:49,803 --> 00:43:52,906 ( sound of kids playing ) 1066 00:43:59,446 --> 00:44:00,347 Hey, what gives here? 1067 00:44:00,414 --> 00:44:03,116 Cut that out. Get out of here. 1068 00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:05,185 That's our bike! Get off my bike! 1069 00:44:05,252 --> 00:44:07,988 ( kids whooping and laughing ) 1070 00:44:08,055 --> 00:44:10,424 COOK: Ok, who's getting the cheese omelet? 1071 00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:11,591 MAN: Oh, right here. 1072 00:44:11,658 --> 00:44:12,043 COOK: How do you like it? 1073 00:44:11,658 --> 00:44:12,043 MAN: Fluffy. 1074 00:44:12,043 --> 00:44:13,794 COOK: How do you like it? 1075 00:44:12,043 --> 00:44:13,794 MAN: Fluffy. 1076 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,530 COOK: Ok, coming up. Who gets sausages? 1077 00:44:16,596 --> 00:44:17,764 Watch it, fats. 1078 00:44:17,831 --> 00:44:20,534 MAN: ...a pair of pants. You break the zipper-- 1079 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,437 Will you be long? I'm next. 1080 00:44:23,503 --> 00:44:25,405 I have to have those pants tonight. 1081 00:44:25,472 --> 00:44:27,441 I only have two pairs in Florida. 1082 00:44:27,507 --> 00:44:31,378 ( bustle continues ) 1083 00:44:31,445 --> 00:44:33,980 Get out! 1084 00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:35,382 Party's over! 1085 00:44:35,449 --> 00:44:37,117 Get out of my house! 1086 00:44:37,184 --> 00:44:38,985 Get out of my house! 1087 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,254 Get out, get out, get out! 1088 00:44:41,321 --> 00:44:42,289 Get off the phone! 1089 00:44:42,355 --> 00:44:44,224 I'll call you back. A nut's here. 1090 00:44:44,291 --> 00:44:45,892 Get out! 1091 00:44:45,959 --> 00:44:48,228 Jesus! 1092 00:44:48,295 --> 00:44:50,797 ( grunts ) 1093 00:44:52,065 --> 00:44:54,267 You, out. 1094 00:44:54,334 --> 00:44:55,502 Bug off, buddy. 1095 00:44:55,569 --> 00:44:58,405 I was here first. 1096 00:44:58,472 --> 00:44:59,940 Get the hell out of here now. 1097 00:45:00,006 --> 00:45:03,910 You get out, fella. I'm trying to watch The Smurfs. 1098 00:45:03,977 --> 00:45:06,446 Yeah? You're watching The Smurfs? 1099 00:45:06,513 --> 00:45:08,849 Did you see when Papa Smurf took a crutch 1100 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:11,118 and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? 1101 00:45:11,184 --> 00:45:13,954 Did you see that one? Wanna see it? 1102 00:45:16,389 --> 00:45:20,293 Ugh. Archie, you stink. 1103 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,863 Traitor. 1104 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,863 ( whimpers ) 1105 00:45:23,897 --> 00:45:27,868 ( retro music sounds on TV ) 1106 00:45:30,637 --> 00:45:32,873 Morning, Colonel. 1107 00:45:37,344 --> 00:45:40,580 Hey, mate. Good to see you. What can I get you? 1108 00:45:40,647 --> 00:45:42,616 How about, uh, drunk? 1109 00:45:42,682 --> 00:45:45,352 ( men laugh ) 1110 00:45:45,418 --> 00:45:47,521 We can handle that. 1111 00:45:47,587 --> 00:45:50,357 ( men laugh some more ) 1112 00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:55,061 Thank you. 1113 00:45:55,128 --> 00:45:57,330 You have an ice cube for this? 1114 00:45:57,397 --> 00:46:00,800 ( men laugh again ) 1115 00:46:03,170 --> 00:46:06,039 You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. 1116 00:46:06,106 --> 00:46:08,508 I'm telling you that as a fighter, 1117 00:46:08,575 --> 00:46:10,310 pound for pound, 1118 00:46:10,377 --> 00:46:12,112 my boy Jimmy Cagney 1119 00:46:12,179 --> 00:46:16,516 will disintegrate your Sylvester Stallone. 1120 00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:18,318 He'll knock his block off. 1121 00:46:18,385 --> 00:46:21,555 In a street fight, maybe. Yes. I give you that. 1122 00:46:21,621 --> 00:46:22,889 But not in a movie-- 1123 00:46:22,956 --> 00:46:25,959 Especially not with today's "cinemanatic" advancements. 1124 00:46:26,026 --> 00:46:28,662 It's technologically impossible. 1125 00:46:28,728 --> 00:46:32,132 Do you have any more of those little oyster crackers left? 1126 00:46:32,199 --> 00:46:33,600 You ate them all! 1127 00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,402 Oh... 1128 00:46:35,468 --> 00:46:37,003 They were so good. 1129 00:46:37,070 --> 00:46:40,207 Maybe another beer. They're pretty filling, aren't they? 1130 00:46:40,273 --> 00:46:42,242 ¡Más cerveza! 1131 00:46:42,309 --> 00:46:45,412 Yeah. It's probably better for me. 1132 00:46:47,547 --> 00:46:49,082 SCULLY: That's a fine shot. 1133 00:46:51,618 --> 00:46:52,686 ( glass shatters ) 1134 00:46:52,752 --> 00:46:55,222 OK, count them up. 1135 00:46:56,389 --> 00:46:59,893 ( mumbling ) 1136 00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:04,297 Who threw this one? 1137 00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:04,297 Uh... 1138 00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:05,532 Blue. That's you. 1139 00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:06,633 Alright, I win. 1140 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:10,337 Hey, big winner There, Scull, man. 1141 00:47:10,403 --> 00:47:12,606 I love you, Scully. 1142 00:47:12,672 --> 00:47:15,709 I mean that. It's not the booze talking. 1143 00:47:15,775 --> 00:47:17,611 I'm sorry I wrecked your boat. 1144 00:47:17,677 --> 00:47:18,812 You got to let me pay for it. 1145 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:22,015 Naw, she's fine. It gives her more character. 1146 00:47:22,082 --> 00:47:24,718 Anyway, I should've given you that lesson. 1147 00:47:24,784 --> 00:47:27,287 You're at fault? You're not at fault! 1148 00:47:27,354 --> 00:47:29,522 I'm the one who said I could sail. 1149 00:47:29,589 --> 00:47:32,993 I can't sail. I used to sail when I was a kid, 1150 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,695 but I can't sail. 1151 00:47:35,762 --> 00:47:37,030 ( sighs ) 1152 00:47:37,097 --> 00:47:41,668 You know what it's like to peak when you're 18? 1153 00:47:45,472 --> 00:47:47,274 Yes, I do. 1154 00:47:50,277 --> 00:47:52,646 Would you like to learn to sail, 1155 00:47:52,712 --> 00:47:54,447 really to sail? 1156 00:47:55,649 --> 00:47:57,417 Yeah? 1157 00:47:57,484 --> 00:47:59,119 Yeah. 1158 00:47:59,185 --> 00:48:00,043 Yeah. 1159 00:47:59,185 --> 00:48:00,043 ( chuckles ) 1160 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:01,421 Yeah. 1161 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:01,421 ( chuckles ) 1162 00:48:01,488 --> 00:48:02,522 ( chuckles ) 1163 00:48:02,589 --> 00:48:05,225 ( both chuckle ) 1164 00:48:05,292 --> 00:48:06,993 Har. 1165 00:48:07,861 --> 00:48:10,330 SCULLY: I call this craft shatzie. 1166 00:48:10,397 --> 00:48:12,299 It's nicknamed for my sweetheart. 1167 00:48:12,365 --> 00:48:14,367 We name vessels after women 1168 00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:17,671 to remind us to treat them gently, like ladies, 1169 00:48:17,737 --> 00:48:21,274 Otherwise they won't respond like ladies. 1170 00:48:21,341 --> 00:48:22,275 So remember, 1171 00:48:22,342 --> 00:48:26,379 always gentle on the tiller. 1172 00:48:26,446 --> 00:48:28,715 You understand that? 1173 00:48:28,782 --> 00:48:30,383 Yeah... 1174 00:48:30,450 --> 00:48:34,521 ( vomiting ) 1175 00:48:34,587 --> 00:48:36,256 Oyster crackers. Good! 1176 00:48:36,323 --> 00:48:38,224 That should be the last of it. 1177 00:48:39,426 --> 00:48:41,261 Can we go home now? 1178 00:48:41,328 --> 00:48:43,730 You said you wanted To be a sailor. 1179 00:48:43,797 --> 00:48:48,535 So we'll stay out here Till you become one. 1180 00:48:48,601 --> 00:48:50,070 JACK: Ah, this is the life. 1181 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:54,541 SCULLY: Aye. Nothing like the sea to lift your spirits, 1182 00:48:54,607 --> 00:48:56,309 Put a song in your heart. 1183 00:48:56,376 --> 00:48:58,178 JACK: I know what you mean. 1184 00:48:58,244 --> 00:48:59,713 You must know Many ocean songs. 1185 00:48:59,779 --> 00:49:01,481 SCULLY: I do. 1186 00:49:01,548 --> 00:49:05,318 Here's a sea ditty Me mother taught me. 1187 00:49:05,385 --> 00:49:07,253 ♪ Love ♪ 1188 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,191 ♪ Exciting and new ♪ 1189 00:49:11,257 --> 00:49:14,094 ♪ Come aboard ♪ 1190 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,796 ♪ We're expecting you ♪ 1191 00:49:16,863 --> 00:49:19,299 ♪ And love ♪ 1192 00:49:19,366 --> 00:49:23,570 ♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪ 1193 00:49:23,636 --> 00:49:26,406 ♪ Let it flow ♪ 1194 00:49:26,473 --> 00:49:29,476 ♪ It flows back to you ♪ 1195 00:49:26,473 --> 00:49:29,476 ♪ It flows back to you ♪ 1196 00:49:29,542 --> 00:49:30,043 ♪ The love boat ♪ 1197 00:49:29,542 --> 00:49:32,746 ♪ The love boat ♪ 1198 00:49:30,043 --> 00:49:32,746 ♪ The love boat ♪ 1199 00:49:32,812 --> 00:49:35,315 ♪ Soon will be making ♪ 1200 00:49:32,812 --> 00:49:35,315 ♪ Soon will be making ♪ 1201 00:49:35,382 --> 00:49:36,043 ♪ Another run ♪ 1202 00:49:35,382 --> 00:49:38,385 ♪ Another run ♪ 1203 00:49:36,043 --> 00:49:38,385 ♪ Another run ♪ 1204 00:49:38,451 --> 00:49:42,043 ♪ The love boat ♪♪ 1205 00:49:38,451 --> 00:49:42,122 ♪ The love boat ♪♪ 1206 00:49:42,043 --> 00:49:42,122 ♪ The love boat ♪♪ 1207 00:49:43,790 --> 00:49:45,091 Jack. 1208 00:49:48,361 --> 00:49:49,596 Jack. 1209 00:49:51,798 --> 00:49:53,366 Oh, that's cute. 1210 00:49:55,935 --> 00:49:58,338 Are you going to sleep all day? 1211 00:49:58,405 --> 00:50:00,340 ( grunts ) 1212 00:50:00,407 --> 00:50:02,509 I guess you are. 1213 00:50:04,411 --> 00:50:07,147 SANDY: We'll be home early! 1214 00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:09,182 JACK: I'm up. 1215 00:50:09,249 --> 00:50:10,383 I'm up. I'm up. 1216 00:50:10,450 --> 00:50:13,153 ( door closes ) I'm up. 1217 00:50:14,287 --> 00:50:16,623 Ohh, it's still dark. 1218 00:50:16,689 --> 00:50:17,624 ( thud ) 1219 00:50:17,690 --> 00:50:19,559 Ohh! 1220 00:50:19,626 --> 00:50:22,362 I'm going to feel that in the morning. 1221 00:50:24,697 --> 00:50:25,899 Hi. 1222 00:50:25,965 --> 00:50:27,033 Buenos días. 1223 00:50:25,965 --> 00:50:27,033 Where's Scully? 1224 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:30,170 ( in Spanish ) He said he'd wait in the boat. 1225 00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:31,838 Thanks. Scully! 1226 00:50:31,905 --> 00:50:32,906 Over here! 1227 00:50:32,972 --> 00:50:35,141 He's over there. 1228 00:50:32,972 --> 00:50:35,141 That's what I says. 1229 00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,043 Yeah. 1230 00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,043 ( speaks Spanish ) 1231 00:50:36,043 --> 00:50:37,610 Yeah. 1232 00:50:36,043 --> 00:50:37,610 ( speaks Spanish ) 1233 00:50:37,677 --> 00:50:39,446 SCULLY: You know what to do? 1234 00:50:39,512 --> 00:50:41,381 JACK: Before I jibe, I say, "jibe ho." 1235 00:50:41,448 --> 00:50:43,817 SCULLY: That's right. Prepare to jibe, "Jibe ho." 1236 00:50:43,883 --> 00:50:45,518 JACK: Jibe ho! 1237 00:50:43,883 --> 00:50:45,518 SCULLY: Whoa! 1238 00:50:48,455 --> 00:50:51,825 What happened? I yelled, "jibe ho." 1239 00:50:51,891 --> 00:50:53,793 You say, "jibe ho," 1240 00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:55,495 and then you jibe. 1241 00:50:55,562 --> 00:50:57,797 I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. 1242 00:50:57,864 --> 00:50:59,866 Say you'll come pick me up. 1243 00:50:59,933 --> 00:51:02,435 Gee, I'm, uh... Yeah, right. 1244 00:51:02,502 --> 00:51:03,937 Uh... let me tack. 1245 00:51:04,003 --> 00:51:05,939 Why don't you swim to me? 1246 00:51:06,005 --> 00:51:08,541 Can you tread water with that hook? 1247 00:51:08,608 --> 00:51:10,610 ( grumbles ) 1248 00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:23,790 Does your head hurt? 1249 00:51:23,857 --> 00:51:25,225 Yes, it does. 1250 00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:33,433 It was my fault, wasn't it? 1251 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,401 Oh, yes. 1252 00:51:37,504 --> 00:51:40,240 I guess I'm not much of a sailor, am I? 1253 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:43,209 No, you're not... 1254 00:51:43,276 --> 00:51:45,345 But you're going to be. 1255 00:51:45,411 --> 00:51:47,814 When I get through with you, 1256 00:51:47,881 --> 00:51:51,384 you'll be good a sailor as I ever was. 1257 00:51:57,891 --> 00:51:59,826 Maybe better. 1258 00:51:59,893 --> 00:52:02,562 ( chuckles ) 1259 00:52:02,629 --> 00:52:04,898 ( groans ) You want some more ice? 1260 00:52:04,964 --> 00:52:05,832 Aye. 1261 00:52:05,899 --> 00:52:07,967 I got the lotion and the towels. 1262 00:52:08,034 --> 00:52:10,737 Let's hurry, ok? Bye, dad. 1263 00:52:10,803 --> 00:52:12,043 Goodbye. 1264 00:52:10,803 --> 00:52:12,043 Bye, dad. 1265 00:52:12,043 --> 00:52:12,238 Goodbye. 1266 00:52:12,043 --> 00:52:12,238 Bye, dad. 1267 00:52:12,305 --> 00:52:14,541 What, no kiss? 1268 00:52:14,607 --> 00:52:17,010 I'll make you a deal, if your leg starts hurting, 1269 00:52:17,076 --> 00:52:18,043 I'll carry you. 1270 00:52:17,076 --> 00:52:18,043 Aww... 1271 00:52:18,043 --> 00:52:20,380 I'll carry you. 1272 00:52:18,043 --> 00:52:20,380 Aww... 1273 00:52:20,446 --> 00:52:22,248 Bye, dad. 1274 00:52:20,446 --> 00:52:22,248 Thank you, bye. 1275 00:52:22,315 --> 00:52:23,816 I don't want to push it. 1276 00:52:23,883 --> 00:52:25,318 ( kids calling excitedly ) 1277 00:52:25,385 --> 00:52:28,621 I'll just sit around and kill some flies. 1278 00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:30,557 Honey, do you want to have a talk? 1279 00:52:30,623 --> 00:52:31,558 No. 1280 00:52:31,624 --> 00:52:32,825 ( horn honking ) 1281 00:52:32,892 --> 00:52:35,828 This vacation was for you, and you're not having fun. 1282 00:52:35,895 --> 00:52:37,363 Are you having fun? 1283 00:52:37,430 --> 00:52:39,999 I'm having lots of fun. 1284 00:52:40,066 --> 00:52:42,569 If you're having fun, I'm having fun. 1285 00:52:42,635 --> 00:52:44,938 In a couple days, we'll be having fun together. 1286 00:52:45,004 --> 00:52:47,907 ( honking continues ) 1287 00:52:47,974 --> 00:52:49,776 I'm going to go have today's fun. 1288 00:52:49,842 --> 00:52:51,244 Great! 1289 00:52:54,013 --> 00:52:57,784 Got him! ( laughs ) ( laughs ) 1290 00:52:57,850 --> 00:53:00,043 Thank you. 1291 00:52:57,850 --> 00:53:00,043 You're welcome. 1292 00:53:00,043 --> 00:53:00,620 Thank you. 1293 00:53:00,043 --> 00:53:00,620 You're welcome. 1294 00:53:06,859 --> 00:53:07,994 Perfect day for sailing. 1295 00:53:08,061 --> 00:53:10,897 We're not going sailing. We're going dancing. 1296 00:53:10,964 --> 00:53:11,798 Beg your pardon? 1297 00:53:11,864 --> 00:53:13,499 Know what your trouble is? 1298 00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:15,802 Well, I have to lose a few pounds. 1299 00:53:15,868 --> 00:53:17,537 You're an air controller. 1300 00:53:17,604 --> 00:53:20,673 If you think you can control the sea like a 747, 1301 00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:21,975 I'm afraid for you. 1302 00:53:22,041 --> 00:53:24,911 The sea is a wondrous, mysterious, dangerous lady. 1303 00:53:24,978 --> 00:53:26,813 ( inspiring music playing ) 1304 00:53:26,879 --> 00:53:28,047 She'll make you rich 1305 00:53:28,114 --> 00:53:30,316 or she'll feed you to the fishes. 1306 00:53:30,383 --> 00:53:32,385 You can't control her. 1307 00:53:32,452 --> 00:53:34,887 You got to give yourself to her. 1308 00:53:34,954 --> 00:53:36,823 If she wants you to dance, 1309 00:53:36,889 --> 00:53:39,425 you got to follow her lead. 1310 00:53:39,492 --> 00:53:42,729 Didn't I read that on your rest room wall? 1311 00:53:42,795 --> 00:53:47,867 Yes. As true today as when I hung it there. 1312 00:53:47,934 --> 00:53:49,435 Hoist the mainsail. 1313 00:53:49,502 --> 00:53:50,370 Roger. 1314 00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:51,571 SCULLY: There's a difference 1315 00:53:51,638 --> 00:53:54,107 between the apparent wind and true wind. 1316 00:53:54,173 --> 00:53:56,409 Watch them telltales. 1317 00:53:56,476 --> 00:53:58,478 That's right. Bring her about. 1318 00:53:58,544 --> 00:54:00,880 Take your time. Take your time. 1319 00:54:00,947 --> 00:54:02,248 She's a lady. 1320 00:54:02,315 --> 00:54:06,352 Give me a chance to get the jib through the foresail. 1321 00:54:06,419 --> 00:54:10,556 ( mellow tune playing ) 1322 00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:12,458 SCULLY: No, no, no. Don't pinch her. 1323 00:54:12,525 --> 00:54:14,661 The beam reach is your fastest line, 1324 00:54:14,727 --> 00:54:18,043 so keep your sails full. 1325 00:54:14,727 --> 00:54:18,043 Hard a lee! 1326 00:54:18,043 --> 00:54:18,464 so keep your sails full. 1327 00:54:18,043 --> 00:54:18,464 Hard a lee! 1328 00:54:19,932 --> 00:54:21,601 How's that? 1329 00:54:19,932 --> 00:54:21,601 That's fine. 1330 00:54:21,668 --> 00:54:24,470 But you can release your sheet faster. 1331 00:54:24,537 --> 00:54:27,473 Uh-huh. All right. 1332 00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:29,809 How's this? 1333 00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:29,809 Ah, that's fine. 1334 00:54:29,876 --> 00:54:33,146 Ah, nice. 1335 00:54:33,212 --> 00:54:34,981 JACK. All secure. 1336 00:54:35,048 --> 00:54:37,450 Here, young man. A graduation pin. 1337 00:54:37,517 --> 00:54:40,153 A hook from Scully's Sailing school. 1338 00:54:40,219 --> 00:54:41,254 You're a sailor now. 1339 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,023 Thank you very much. I appreciate this. 1340 00:54:44,090 --> 00:54:47,760 Really. You didn't have to do this. 1341 00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:49,762 Ow! 1342 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:52,165 A real hook, huh? 1343 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:52,165 Aye. 1344 00:54:52,231 --> 00:54:54,167 This is great. I'm bleeding. 1345 00:54:54,233 --> 00:54:56,035 Is that how you lost your hand? 1346 00:54:56,102 --> 00:54:57,870 Sure. ( laughs ) 1347 00:54:57,937 --> 00:54:58,905 Thanks a lot. 1348 00:55:00,573 --> 00:55:02,775 Oh mom, Gregg told me about this island 1349 00:55:02,842 --> 00:55:04,777 where they found excellent shells. 1350 00:55:04,844 --> 00:55:05,878 Could we go? 1351 00:55:05,945 --> 00:55:07,914 Sounds good to me. Jack? 1352 00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:10,817 No. 1353 00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:10,817 Why not? 1354 00:55:10,883 --> 00:55:11,818 Why not what? 1355 00:55:11,884 --> 00:55:13,753 Weren't you listening? 1356 00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:16,055 You don't even hear us anymore. 1357 00:55:16,122 --> 00:55:18,524 ( phone ringing ) Of course I listen. 1358 00:55:18,591 --> 00:55:20,593 I hear you. 1359 00:55:18,591 --> 00:55:20,593 What did I just say? 1360 00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:23,629 You said I don't listen anymore. 1361 00:55:23,696 --> 00:55:25,031 BOBBY: Dad, it's for you. 1362 00:55:25,098 --> 00:55:28,634 Coming. See? I heard that. Don't tell me I don't listen. 1363 00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:32,805 You're always with Scully. What do you do all day? 1364 00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:33,906 Dance. 1365 00:55:33,973 --> 00:55:37,076 JACK: Hello? Yes, it is. 1366 00:55:37,143 --> 00:55:39,212 Oh, right. Yeah. 1367 00:55:39,278 --> 00:55:41,481 Oh, I'm sorry. 1368 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:44,016 Well, sure. Where? 1369 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:46,085 Ok. 1370 00:55:46,152 --> 00:55:48,688 All right. I can be right there. 1371 00:55:48,755 --> 00:55:51,057 Ok, fine. Bye. 1372 00:55:51,124 --> 00:55:52,091 What's up? 1373 00:55:52,158 --> 00:55:53,993 Our landlord's out of the hospital. 1374 00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:55,461 Oh, good. 1375 00:55:55,528 --> 00:55:58,965 I'll go straighten out our rent. 1376 00:55:59,031 --> 00:56:02,668 ( car honking ) 1377 00:56:23,656 --> 00:56:25,691 (whispering) Hi. Glad you could make it. 1378 00:56:25,758 --> 00:56:27,593 I hate to do business here, 1379 00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:28,728 but the new owner insisted. 1380 00:56:28,795 --> 00:56:30,730 He knew the principals would be here. 1381 00:56:30,797 --> 00:56:32,064 He wants to wrap it up. 1382 00:56:32,131 --> 00:56:33,699 (whispering) No problem. 1383 00:56:33,766 --> 00:56:35,835 Sorry. I thought I was going to your office. 1384 00:56:35,902 --> 00:56:39,172 I didn't know. I feel like an idiot. 1385 00:56:39,238 --> 00:56:42,141 Your brother was a great man, Floyd, 1386 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:44,744 A beacon to us all. 1387 00:56:44,811 --> 00:56:48,214 He'll be sorely, sorely missed. 1388 00:56:48,281 --> 00:56:50,950 Now I'll sign the papers. 1389 00:56:59,859 --> 00:57:02,728 Could I have a little room, please? 1390 00:57:25,084 --> 00:57:26,586 Mr. Pellet, 1391 00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:29,722 this is Jack Chester, the tenant. 1392 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:33,626 Well, well, well, well, renter. 1393 00:57:34,427 --> 00:57:37,797 It looks like you're my renter now. 1394 00:57:41,868 --> 00:57:44,904 I guess, uh... ( clears throat ) 1395 00:57:44,971 --> 00:57:47,874 I guess this goes to you then. 1396 00:57:47,940 --> 00:57:49,842 It's for the last two weeks' rent. 1397 00:57:49,909 --> 00:57:51,677 Oh, thank you. 1398 00:57:51,744 --> 00:57:54,747 I'd like to say, it's a terrific place. 1399 00:57:54,814 --> 00:57:57,350 My family's having a great time. 1400 00:57:57,416 --> 00:57:59,285 The best money I ever spent. 1401 00:57:59,352 --> 00:58:00,043 Really? 1402 00:57:59,352 --> 00:58:00,043 Yeah. 1403 00:58:00,043 --> 00:58:01,187 Really? 1404 00:58:00,043 --> 00:58:01,187 Yeah. 1405 00:58:01,254 --> 00:58:02,622 ( tearing sound ) 1406 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:04,724 Why you doing that? 1407 00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:06,626 I wouldn't take this check 1408 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:09,695 if my children were starving in the streets. 1409 00:58:09,762 --> 00:58:11,964 I want you and your family out of there 1410 00:58:12,031 --> 00:58:13,032 by Saturday midnight, 1411 00:58:13,099 --> 00:58:16,569 or I'm going to toss you out personally. 1412 00:58:20,106 --> 00:58:22,642 I told you I'd get you. 1413 00:58:23,809 --> 00:58:25,978 I would've given you any amount you wanted 1414 00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:28,281 for that house. 1415 00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:28,281 ( slams coffin shut ) 1416 00:58:28,347 --> 00:58:31,784 And that's the best money I ever spent. 1417 00:58:41,093 --> 00:58:42,728 So that's it? 1418 00:58:42,795 --> 00:58:45,731 We have to go home in four days? 1419 00:58:45,798 --> 00:58:49,835 We can't! Gregg was bringing me to the regatta on a date. 1420 00:58:49,902 --> 00:58:53,072 I've got a date for the regatta, too. 1421 00:58:53,139 --> 00:58:56,642 Shut up! Stop saying everything I say. 1422 00:58:57,944 --> 00:58:59,145 I'm not leaving! 1423 00:58:59,211 --> 00:59:00,780 I don't care! 1424 00:59:00,846 --> 00:59:03,716 I'm not leaving! I don't care! 1425 00:59:03,783 --> 00:59:05,351 ARCHIE: ( whining ) 1426 00:59:13,859 --> 00:59:16,996 ( calm melody playing ) 1427 00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:46,993 There he is. Captain Al Pellet. 1428 00:59:47,059 --> 00:59:48,461 You shouldn't have rammed him. 1429 00:59:48,527 --> 00:59:50,930 You should've sunk the bastard. 1430 00:59:51,664 --> 00:59:54,834 He tried to buy me out once. 1431 00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:56,702 It didn't work. He got tough. 1432 00:59:56,769 --> 00:59:59,105 He tried to deport Cortez. 1433 00:59:56,769 --> 00:59:59,105 Canalla. 1434 00:59:59,171 --> 01:00:02,742 He called the Barnacle a garbage scow. 1435 01:00:05,778 --> 01:00:08,814 He's a squid stick. 1436 01:00:08,881 --> 01:00:11,851 Squid stick. You say so. 1437 01:00:17,857 --> 01:00:19,425 SAILOR: Can't you see we're luffing? 1438 01:00:19,492 --> 01:00:21,227 We're luffing! Trim it! 1439 01:00:21,293 --> 01:00:23,496 Come on, trim it! 1440 01:00:23,562 --> 01:00:24,430 Does anybody remember 1441 01:00:24,497 --> 01:00:27,833 we have a race coming up? 1442 01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:30,870 ( cheerful tropical music playing ) 1443 01:00:58,130 --> 01:01:00,699 ( no audible dialogue ) 1444 01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,275 ( tires screech ) 1445 01:01:18,217 --> 01:01:19,919 AL: We're coming to the last part. 1446 01:01:19,985 --> 01:01:21,454 I'm about half a length ahead. 1447 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,422 He looks over. He sees me. 1448 01:01:23,489 --> 01:01:25,391 He gets so frustrated, he flips me off. 1449 01:01:25,458 --> 01:01:26,392 ( music stops ) 1450 01:01:26,459 --> 01:01:28,360 Mr. Pellet. 1451 01:01:28,427 --> 01:01:30,529 Hey, landlord. 1452 01:01:30,596 --> 01:01:33,399 That's amazing. I thought they were extinct. 1453 01:01:33,466 --> 01:01:35,367 I could swear that's the call 1454 01:01:35,434 --> 01:01:40,506 of the red-beaked, Seersuckered summer renter. 1455 01:01:40,573 --> 01:01:42,208 And it is. 1456 01:01:43,008 --> 01:01:46,045 Why aren't you home, packing? 1457 01:01:46,112 --> 01:01:48,581 You took a vacation away from my family. 1458 01:01:48,647 --> 01:01:52,251 Now I'm going to take something away from you. 1459 01:01:52,318 --> 01:01:54,553 What can you take from me? 1460 01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:55,488 That. 1461 01:01:55,554 --> 01:01:58,124 AL: What, my cup? 1462 01:01:55,554 --> 01:01:58,124 Yeah. 1463 01:01:58,190 --> 01:02:01,360 You think you can outsail me? 1464 01:02:01,427 --> 01:02:02,995 Yes. 1465 01:02:03,062 --> 01:02:05,898 You couldn't beat my dinghy. 1466 01:02:05,965 --> 01:02:06,043 Really? 1467 01:02:05,965 --> 01:02:06,043 Really. 1468 01:02:06,043 --> 01:02:08,200 Really? 1469 01:02:06,043 --> 01:02:08,200 Really. 1470 01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:09,435 You wanna bet? 1471 01:02:09,502 --> 01:02:13,906 What are you going to bet? Huh? What-- popcorn? 1472 01:02:13,973 --> 01:02:17,276 ( laughs ) Lobsters? ( chortles) 1473 01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:22,581 1,000 bucks. The last two weeks' rent. 1474 01:02:22,648 --> 01:02:25,384 You win, you keep the check, we go home. 1475 01:02:25,451 --> 01:02:29,622 I win, I keep the check. Stay two weeks rent free. 1476 01:02:29,688 --> 01:02:32,558 Do we have a bet? 1477 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,196 You know something, Dumbo? 1478 01:02:37,263 --> 01:02:40,366 You're even stupider than you look. 1479 01:02:47,506 --> 01:02:49,875 ( gagging ) 1480 01:02:49,942 --> 01:02:52,511 ( gagging continues ) 1481 01:02:52,578 --> 01:02:54,580 ( laughing ) 1482 01:02:55,514 --> 01:02:57,616 ( gagging ) 1483 01:02:57,683 --> 01:02:59,385 ( also gagging ) 1484 01:03:09,195 --> 01:03:10,663 So if I win, 1485 01:03:10,729 --> 01:03:13,899 we stay two weeks free! 1486 01:03:13,966 --> 01:03:15,534 What do you think? 1487 01:03:15,601 --> 01:03:17,303 I think I'll start packing. 1488 01:03:17,369 --> 01:03:21,040 Jack, just suppose there's the slightest possibility 1489 01:03:21,106 --> 01:03:23,275 you might be able to win. 1490 01:03:23,342 --> 01:03:26,912 There's a pivotal point that escapes me. 1491 01:03:26,979 --> 01:03:28,380 You don't have a boat. 1492 01:03:28,447 --> 01:03:31,417 Aha! Yes, I do! 1493 01:03:31,483 --> 01:03:32,318 You do? 1494 01:03:32,384 --> 01:03:33,586 Yes. The Barnacle. 1495 01:03:33,652 --> 01:03:36,043 SANDY: The Barnacle? 1496 01:03:33,652 --> 01:03:36,043 Yes. 1497 01:03:36,043 --> 01:03:36,622 SANDY: The Barnacle? 1498 01:03:36,043 --> 01:03:36,622 Yes. 1499 01:03:36,689 --> 01:03:38,157 BOBBY: Dad... 1500 01:03:38,224 --> 01:03:40,359 You're going to sail a fish restaurant? 1501 01:03:54,106 --> 01:03:57,109 Well, what do you make of my girl? 1502 01:03:57,176 --> 01:03:59,945 Your gunnels are fraught to thar pinions. 1503 01:04:00,012 --> 01:04:01,547 Your pipswain iw wantin' some crackin'. 1504 01:04:01,614 --> 01:04:04,383 ANGUS: I nay think ya'll crowdy yer dinpins. 1505 01:04:04,450 --> 01:04:06,518 S'no worse than yer deck hoove t'gron. 1506 01:04:06,585 --> 01:04:08,187 That's easy for you to say. 1507 01:04:08,254 --> 01:04:11,257 But what do we do about it, Angus? 1508 01:04:11,323 --> 01:04:14,159 Yar fastions need a wont of brookin'. 1509 01:04:14,226 --> 01:04:16,462 Ya'll ne'er be gradin' tow wind with yar barswain. 1510 01:04:16,528 --> 01:04:21,467 Uh...in layman's terms, how bad is she? 1511 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:23,202 She's a total pig. 1512 01:04:23,269 --> 01:04:24,236 Thank you. 1513 01:04:24,303 --> 01:04:26,005 You're saying my girl won't sail? 1514 01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:28,040 Hold yer wind, you crusty scullard. 1515 01:04:28,107 --> 01:04:29,541 I ne'er said that. 1516 01:04:29,608 --> 01:04:32,077 She'll sail, but it'll take work 1517 01:04:32,144 --> 01:04:35,714 And luck to find the right sail to fit her mast. 1518 01:04:35,781 --> 01:04:38,384 Hacemos la suerte. 1519 01:04:38,450 --> 01:04:39,618 What's he sayin'? 1520 01:04:39,685 --> 01:04:42,554 "We'll make our own luck," you dumb Swede. 1521 01:04:42,621 --> 01:04:43,989 ( sighs ) 1522 01:04:44,056 --> 01:04:46,292 ( cheery tropical music playing ) 1523 01:05:03,275 --> 01:05:05,077 Where's Angus with that sail? 1524 01:05:05,144 --> 01:05:07,112 There are only two more shopping days left. 1525 01:05:07,179 --> 01:05:10,516 He's combing the entire coast. He'll find it. 1526 01:05:10,582 --> 01:05:12,051 How can you be sure? 1527 01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:15,154 If he don't, I'll kill him. 1528 01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:17,122 ( groans ) This is too slow. 1529 01:05:17,189 --> 01:05:20,526 What I need is a power saw attachment. 1530 01:05:20,592 --> 01:05:22,461 Yeah. Right. 1531 01:05:28,567 --> 01:05:29,702 How many do you need? 1532 01:05:29,768 --> 01:05:31,570 You'd better keep cutting. 1533 01:05:31,637 --> 01:05:32,671 What are they for? 1534 01:05:32,738 --> 01:05:36,141 I really don't know, but we need a lot. 1535 01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:39,678 So, you were a sailor, Mr. Scully? 1536 01:05:39,745 --> 01:05:42,114 That's right. 1537 01:05:42,181 --> 01:05:44,316 You must have good vision. 1538 01:05:44,383 --> 01:05:45,351 Aye. Sure. 1539 01:05:50,422 --> 01:05:52,591 Vicki, they're perfect, they're perfect! 1540 01:05:52,658 --> 01:05:54,360 Did you tell her they're perfect? 1541 01:05:54,426 --> 01:05:56,161 They're perfect. 1542 01:06:06,438 --> 01:06:08,741 ( camera clicks ) What are you doing? 1543 01:06:08,807 --> 01:06:11,810 Taking a dirty picture. 1544 01:06:11,877 --> 01:06:15,547 The filthiest version of you I've ever seen. 1545 01:06:15,614 --> 01:06:17,449 JACK: What's with Frances farmer? 1546 01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:20,452 There's an outbreak of depression. 1547 01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:21,754 How about you? 1548 01:06:21,820 --> 01:06:24,022 I'm hiding it. 1549 01:06:25,224 --> 01:06:27,259 Kept your dinner waiting. 1550 01:06:27,326 --> 01:06:29,561 I'll be back in a couple of minutes. 1551 01:06:33,766 --> 01:06:35,401 ( laughing ) 1552 01:06:35,467 --> 01:06:37,803 JENNIFER: He's so nice. ( laughs ) 1553 01:06:37,870 --> 01:06:40,139 And Gregg's so funny. 1554 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:41,874 His teacher asked the class 1555 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:44,843 "What happens after the sperm meets the egg?" 1556 01:06:44,910 --> 01:06:47,880 And Gregg goes, "You smoke a cigarette." 1557 01:06:47,946 --> 01:06:50,182 ( they both laugh ) 1558 01:06:50,249 --> 01:06:52,251 You're still A nonsmoker, aren't you? 1559 01:06:53,318 --> 01:06:54,219 Daddy. 1560 01:06:54,286 --> 01:06:57,623 Just being a dad, that's all. 1561 01:06:57,689 --> 01:07:00,043 How's the boat coming? 1562 01:06:57,689 --> 01:07:00,043 It's coming. A little slow. 1563 01:07:00,043 --> 01:07:02,628 How's the boat coming? 1564 01:07:00,043 --> 01:07:02,628 It's coming. A little slow. 1565 01:07:02,694 --> 01:07:06,043 Not good, huh? 1566 01:07:02,694 --> 01:07:06,043 Could be better. 1567 01:07:06,043 --> 01:07:07,132 Not good, huh? 1568 01:07:06,043 --> 01:07:07,132 Could be better. 1569 01:07:07,199 --> 01:07:09,368 Hey, can't win them all. 1570 01:07:09,435 --> 01:07:12,538 But you'd like to win one, wouldn't you? 1571 01:07:12,604 --> 01:07:14,139 One would be nice. 1572 01:07:14,206 --> 01:07:17,209 ( mellow music playing ) 1573 01:07:26,985 --> 01:07:28,921 ANGUS: Here it is. Right here. 1574 01:07:28,987 --> 01:07:30,043 Dry rot. 1575 01:07:28,987 --> 01:07:30,043 I've got a thing for that. 1576 01:07:30,043 --> 01:07:31,390 Dry rot. 1577 01:07:30,043 --> 01:07:31,390 I've got a thing for that. 1578 01:07:31,457 --> 01:07:33,659 What's going on? Check the port. 1579 01:07:33,725 --> 01:07:35,594 I'll be right with you. 1580 01:07:35,661 --> 01:07:37,863 Right. Coming. 1581 01:07:38,597 --> 01:07:39,798 ARCHIE: ( barks ) 1582 01:07:39,865 --> 01:07:41,800 BOBBIE: Hey, dad! 1583 01:07:41,867 --> 01:07:43,802 Hi. What's the matter? 1584 01:07:43,869 --> 01:07:46,638 We made a decision. 1585 01:07:43,869 --> 01:07:46,638 We made a decision. 1586 01:07:46,705 --> 01:07:47,940 Yeah? About what? 1587 01:07:48,006 --> 01:07:51,510 We want to help fix the Barnacle. 1588 01:07:51,577 --> 01:07:54,813 We thought we'd help. Is it all right? 1589 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,782 Yeah! Come on aboard. 1590 01:07:56,849 --> 01:07:59,818 All right! 1591 01:07:56,849 --> 01:07:59,818 ARCHIE: ( barks ) 1592 01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:03,589 Hey, dad. 1593 01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:03,589 What? 1594 01:08:04,857 --> 01:08:07,426 This could be the one. 1595 01:08:07,493 --> 01:08:08,594 Thanks. 1596 01:08:10,696 --> 01:08:11,797 My kids. ( chuckles ) 1597 01:08:11,864 --> 01:08:14,299 You knew that already, though, didn't you? 1598 01:08:14,366 --> 01:08:18,043 God, blad! 1599 01:08:14,366 --> 01:08:18,043 I kliant neer t'frow, 1600 01:08:18,043 --> 01:08:18,237 God, blad! 1601 01:08:18,043 --> 01:08:18,237 I kliant neer t'frow, 1602 01:08:18,303 --> 01:08:19,838 but I nae canna locayta sally. 1603 01:08:19,905 --> 01:08:23,208 Don't tell me you can't find a sail. 1604 01:08:23,275 --> 01:08:27,479 I traucht nigh to bain high upland a fiona tampa. 1605 01:08:27,546 --> 01:08:29,882 Why'd you say so? Go to Tampa, then. 1606 01:08:29,948 --> 01:08:31,750 Aye, fiona tampa. 1607 01:08:31,817 --> 01:08:33,318 You dumb Swede. 1608 01:08:33,385 --> 01:08:35,554 Nay a dumb Swede, dumb Scot! 1609 01:08:35,621 --> 01:08:37,589 Same thing. Ha! 1610 01:08:39,558 --> 01:08:41,693 ( ♪♪♪ ) 1611 01:08:46,398 --> 01:08:48,000 ♪ Holdin' our ground ♪ 1612 01:08:48,066 --> 01:08:50,269 ♪ Pullin' me down ♪ 1613 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:54,706 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1614 01:08:54,773 --> 01:08:58,510 ♪ Sometimes I feel Like a propeller ♪ 1615 01:08:58,577 --> 01:09:02,347 ♪ Spin, spin Out of control ♪ 1616 01:09:02,414 --> 01:09:06,251 ♪ I don't know Who's at the throttle ♪ 1617 01:09:06,318 --> 01:09:10,022 ♪ Oh, I wish They'd let it go ♪ 1618 01:09:10,088 --> 01:09:13,525 ♪ All I ever do Is get dizzy ♪ 1619 01:09:13,592 --> 01:09:16,895 ♪ Thinking, thinking Things left undone ♪ 1620 01:09:16,962 --> 01:09:20,766 ♪ Been stuck here So long down on zero ♪ 1621 01:09:20,832 --> 01:09:23,802 ♪ I'd just like To make it to one ♪ 1622 01:09:23,869 --> 01:09:27,272 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1623 01:09:27,339 --> 01:09:30,943 ♪ Heroes and clowns ♪ 1624 01:09:31,009 --> 01:09:32,878 ♪ Holdin' our ground ♪ 1625 01:09:32,945 --> 01:09:34,980 ♪ Oh, up and down ♪ 1626 01:09:35,047 --> 01:09:38,750 ♪ I'm turnin' around ♪ 1627 01:09:38,817 --> 01:09:42,387 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1628 01:09:42,454 --> 01:09:46,058 ♪ Lost and We're found ♪ 1629 01:09:46,124 --> 01:09:47,993 ♪ Holdin' our ground ♪ 1630 01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:49,895 ♪ Pullin' me down ♪ 1631 01:09:49,962 --> 01:09:54,533 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1632 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,401 ♪ Turnin', Turnin', turnin' ♪ 1633 01:09:56,468 --> 01:09:58,470 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1634 01:09:58,537 --> 01:10:00,806 ♪ Turnin'... ♪♪ 1635 01:10:00,872 --> 01:10:02,541 Honey. 1636 01:10:02,608 --> 01:10:03,875 JACK: Yeah? 1637 01:10:03,942 --> 01:10:06,011 Can you come up here a minute? 1638 01:10:06,078 --> 01:10:07,746 Yeah? 1639 01:10:08,947 --> 01:10:12,751 ( chuckles ) Painted yourself in a corner, huh? 1640 01:10:13,919 --> 01:10:15,287 How do I get out? 1641 01:10:15,354 --> 01:10:18,657 I don't know. I did the same thing down here. Damn! 1642 01:10:20,659 --> 01:10:23,095 I'd like to propose a toast. 1643 01:10:23,161 --> 01:10:25,397 To my new friends 1644 01:10:25,464 --> 01:10:28,500 and to my best friends, the Chesters. 1645 01:10:29,801 --> 01:10:32,738 To the Barnacle for all the fun she's given us. 1646 01:10:32,804 --> 01:10:34,706 We've already won. Cheers! 1647 01:10:34,773 --> 01:10:35,841 All right! 1648 01:10:35,907 --> 01:10:36,043 Yay! Yay! 1649 01:10:35,907 --> 01:10:36,043 Yay! 1650 01:10:36,043 --> 01:10:37,409 Yay! Yay! 1651 01:10:36,043 --> 01:10:37,409 Yay! 1652 01:10:37,476 --> 01:10:40,646 Will the crew of the Barnacle raise your drinks? 1653 01:10:43,615 --> 01:10:46,685 Is something wrong with your arms? Raise your drinks. 1654 01:10:46,752 --> 01:10:48,720 You mean we're crew? 1655 01:10:48,787 --> 01:10:50,922 We can race with you? 1656 01:10:50,989 --> 01:10:51,790 What'd I say? 1657 01:10:51,857 --> 01:10:52,991 Daddy, that's excellent! 1658 01:10:53,058 --> 01:10:55,460 And we're going to win, right, admiral? 1659 01:10:55,527 --> 01:10:58,397 Yeah! It's gonna be a hell of a victory. 1660 01:10:58,463 --> 01:11:00,999 We'll have won it without a sail. 1661 01:11:01,066 --> 01:11:03,802 Why? Where's Angus? 1662 01:11:03,869 --> 01:11:05,437 Last time I heard, Savannah. 1663 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:12,010 Man, I need a grand sally. 1664 01:11:12,077 --> 01:11:13,879 50 foot high, she be. 1665 01:11:13,945 --> 01:11:15,447 Nope. Sorry. 1666 01:11:15,514 --> 01:11:16,982 Never find her by tomorrow. 1667 01:11:17,049 --> 01:11:19,618 ( tense music playing ) 1668 01:12:02,094 --> 01:12:04,996 AL: Simpson, that better be enough Jenny you got there. 1669 01:12:05,063 --> 01:12:06,298 SIMPSON: Yes, it is. 1670 01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:09,468 AL: Tuck your shirt in, Floyd. Look like a winner. 1671 01:12:13,839 --> 01:12:16,742 ( music turns hopeful and mellow ) 1672 01:12:35,894 --> 01:12:39,698 Hey! Be of good cheer, Angus is here! 1673 01:12:39,765 --> 01:12:42,067 Angus! Angus! 1674 01:12:42,134 --> 01:12:44,436 ( crew cheering ) 1675 01:12:48,306 --> 01:12:51,476 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the 12th annual Citrus Cove regatta. 1676 01:12:51,543 --> 01:12:52,978 ( applause ) 1677 01:12:53,044 --> 01:12:55,814 Again this year, we have the best skippers in Florida. 1678 01:12:55,881 --> 01:12:58,150 The vessel to beat is the Incisor, 1679 01:12:58,216 --> 01:13:00,719 skippered by Al Pellet, 1680 01:13:00,786 --> 01:13:04,256 winner of this event for seven consecutive years. 1681 01:13:04,322 --> 01:13:09,194 We want to wish everyone the best of luck. 1682 01:13:10,862 --> 01:13:13,532 The pecker didn't show up. ( laughs ) 1683 01:13:13,598 --> 01:13:15,667 He's still coughing up that dough. 1684 01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:19,304 What do you know? 1685 01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:19,304 What? 1686 01:13:19,371 --> 01:13:22,607 We've got a late arrival. 1687 01:13:19,371 --> 01:13:22,607 They just made it. 1688 01:13:22,674 --> 01:13:24,043 It hasn't started yet. 1689 01:13:22,674 --> 01:13:24,043 Well, we made it. 1690 01:13:24,043 --> 01:13:25,243 It hasn't started yet. 1691 01:13:24,043 --> 01:13:25,243 Well, we made it. 1692 01:13:25,310 --> 01:13:28,079 Haven't made nothing yet. 1693 01:13:25,310 --> 01:13:28,079 I know. 1694 01:13:28,146 --> 01:13:31,216 ANNOUNCER: Number 2827... 1695 01:13:31,283 --> 01:13:33,285 The Barnacle. 1696 01:13:33,351 --> 01:13:35,620 Ain't that a restaurant? 1697 01:13:36,354 --> 01:13:38,623 Look. ( giggles ) 1698 01:13:38,690 --> 01:13:40,091 AL: Well, lookie there. 1699 01:13:40,158 --> 01:13:41,693 It's Captain Blackhawk 1700 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,895 and the S.S. Moveable Feast. 1701 01:13:43,962 --> 01:13:44,996 ( laughs ) 1702 01:13:45,063 --> 01:13:48,700 ( cheering ) We'll have the last laugh. 1703 01:13:53,605 --> 01:13:55,574 ( cheering ) ( barks ) 1704 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,142 Hey, there's Gregg and Don! 1705 01:13:57,209 --> 01:13:58,944 Hi! 1706 01:14:03,682 --> 01:14:05,884 ANNOUNCER 2: I think we have a start. 1707 01:14:05,951 --> 01:14:07,052 Give them the gun. 1708 01:14:07,118 --> 01:14:08,553 ( fires ) 1709 01:14:09,354 --> 01:14:12,257 ( triumphant music playin ) 1710 01:14:15,393 --> 01:14:17,062 JACK: The boat feels different. 1711 01:14:17,128 --> 01:14:18,663 What's different? 1712 01:14:18,730 --> 01:14:20,332 She's twice as big as I'm used to. 1713 01:14:20,398 --> 01:14:21,800 Aw, she don't know that. 1714 01:14:21,867 --> 01:14:23,702 You'll get the feel of her. 1715 01:14:23,768 --> 01:14:25,637 Just follow her lead. 1716 01:14:25,704 --> 01:14:28,673 JACK: It's their lead I'm worried about. 1717 01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:30,043 You're worried, are you? 1718 01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:30,043 Yeah. 1719 01:14:30,043 --> 01:14:30,675 You're worried, are you? 1720 01:14:30,043 --> 01:14:30,675 Yeah. 1721 01:14:30,742 --> 01:14:32,310 Good. That's the proper attitude. 1722 01:14:32,377 --> 01:14:34,179 It's a long race. We'll catch them. 1723 01:14:34,246 --> 01:14:35,847 JACK: I hope so. 1724 01:14:35,914 --> 01:14:37,649 SCULLY: Ease off on the jib a bit. 1725 01:14:37,716 --> 01:14:39,084 Ease off on the jib a bit! 1726 01:14:39,150 --> 01:14:41,653 Aye, aye, captain. 1727 01:14:39,150 --> 01:14:41,653 Sorry. 1728 01:14:42,787 --> 01:14:46,024 Mommy, can I play in the basement with Yorku? 1729 01:14:46,091 --> 01:14:47,692 If it's ok with Yorku. 1730 01:14:47,759 --> 01:14:50,295 It's ok. I play. ( laughs ) 1731 01:14:50,362 --> 01:14:52,297 I'll be here if you need me. 1732 01:14:56,034 --> 01:14:58,737 I'm going to head up a little higher. 1733 01:15:04,209 --> 01:15:06,111 SCULLY: Head her up higher. 1734 01:15:06,177 --> 01:15:07,712 Heading up higher. 1735 01:15:13,318 --> 01:15:14,953 All right! 1736 01:15:16,888 --> 01:15:18,390 Look sharp. 1737 01:15:18,456 --> 01:15:19,724 AL: Coming about! 1738 01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:21,860 All right. Hard to lee! 1739 01:15:21,927 --> 01:15:25,363 Let's not blow it on the first marker! 1740 01:15:25,430 --> 01:15:26,865 All right. 1741 01:15:26,932 --> 01:15:29,801 Now cleat it! Cleat it! 1742 01:15:29,868 --> 01:15:32,404 The jib halyard's loose! Do it up! 1743 01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:33,405 Prepare to come about. 1744 01:15:33,471 --> 01:15:36,741 JACK: Prepare to come about! 1745 01:15:36,808 --> 01:15:38,310 Look smart on the foredeck! 1746 01:15:38,376 --> 01:15:39,611 Hard to lee! 1747 01:15:39,678 --> 01:15:42,043 JACK: Coming about! 1748 01:15:39,678 --> 01:15:42,043 SCULLY: Run her backwind. 1749 01:15:42,043 --> 01:15:42,914 JACK: Coming about! 1750 01:15:42,043 --> 01:15:42,914 SCULLY: Run her backwind. 1751 01:15:42,981 --> 01:15:45,383 Jennifer, Walk that jib across. 1752 01:15:45,450 --> 01:15:47,686 Aye, aye, dad! 1753 01:15:50,789 --> 01:15:52,757 Angus, trim and spar the other jib sheet. 1754 01:15:52,824 --> 01:15:54,043 ANGUS: Noted. 1755 01:15:52,824 --> 01:15:54,043 Mainsail's too tight. 1756 01:15:54,043 --> 01:15:55,160 ANGUS: Noted. 1757 01:15:54,043 --> 01:15:55,160 Mainsail's too tight. 1758 01:15:55,226 --> 01:15:57,128 Angus, ease off on the main. 1759 01:15:57,195 --> 01:15:57,929 Aye. 1760 01:15:57,996 --> 01:16:00,432 Yorku, you're so pretty. 1761 01:16:00,498 --> 01:16:02,300 Your baby's a beauty. 1762 01:16:02,367 --> 01:16:04,102 She be set, captain. 1763 01:16:02,367 --> 01:16:04,102 Good. 1764 01:16:13,378 --> 01:16:15,180 Jack. 1765 01:16:13,378 --> 01:16:15,180 Yeah. 1766 01:16:15,246 --> 01:16:17,782 Take off your hat and wave. 1767 01:16:17,849 --> 01:16:19,684 ( kids scream ) Steady on the helm! 1768 01:16:19,751 --> 01:16:21,886 BOBBY: Dad, keep your hand on the wheel! 1769 01:16:21,953 --> 01:16:23,388 Sorry. Got it, though. 1770 01:16:23,455 --> 01:16:25,390 Thanks. 1771 01:16:27,025 --> 01:16:29,327 JACK: Have we fetched the second marker? 1772 01:16:29,394 --> 01:16:31,129 SCULLY: Not yet. 1773 01:16:31,196 --> 01:16:33,798 Damn it! They're losing us! 1774 01:16:33,865 --> 01:16:36,468 AL: Prepare to jibe! 1775 01:16:36,534 --> 01:16:39,137 Check that turtle! Jibe ho! 1776 01:16:39,204 --> 01:16:42,874 Let's get it down! Floyd, lets' get it down! 1777 01:16:42,941 --> 01:16:45,377 Prepare for the downwind run! 1778 01:16:45,443 --> 01:16:47,746 SCULLY: Cortez, drop the jib! 1779 01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:50,081 Hoist the spinnaker soon as we round the marker! 1780 01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:51,950 CORTEZ: ¡Listo! 1781 01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:51,950 Hoist, Damn it! Move! 1782 01:16:52,017 --> 01:16:56,254 Move! Move! Get it up there! 1783 01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:59,357 Trim the backsail! Come on! Hustle! 1784 01:16:59,424 --> 01:17:01,993 Easy aft. 1785 01:17:02,961 --> 01:17:05,096 JACK: All right, everybody! This is it. 1786 01:17:05,163 --> 01:17:07,966 The run for the money. Prepare to jibe! 1787 01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:12,043 Jibe ho! 1788 01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:12,871 Jibe ho! 1789 01:17:12,043 --> 01:17:12,871 Jibe ho! 1790 01:17:12,937 --> 01:17:14,773 ( triumphant music playing ) 1791 01:17:21,312 --> 01:17:23,848 Har. 1792 01:17:23,915 --> 01:17:26,117 SCULLY: Ease the pull forward about three inches. 1793 01:17:26,184 --> 01:17:29,888 Take a bearing on that last craft, Angus. 1794 01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:35,894 ( mellow piano tune playing ) 1795 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:36,043 BOBBY: How are we doing, dad? 1796 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:36,043 JACK: We're ok! 1797 01:17:36,043 --> 01:17:39,197 BOBBY: How are we doing, dad? 1798 01:17:36,043 --> 01:17:39,197 JACK: We're ok! 1799 01:17:44,335 --> 01:17:46,871 SCULLY: We're not closing. 1800 01:17:46,938 --> 01:17:48,940 Jack, you've done beautifully, 1801 01:17:49,007 --> 01:17:52,210 but this old gal ain't got nothing else to give us. 1802 01:18:04,522 --> 01:18:06,991 Yorku, you think we'll win? 1803 01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:08,893 Yes. 1804 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,528 JACK: What you got there? 1805 01:18:10,595 --> 01:18:13,298 Scrod. Scully's catches of the day. 1806 01:18:13,364 --> 01:18:17,235 You want some? 1807 01:18:13,364 --> 01:18:17,235 No. 1808 01:18:17,302 --> 01:18:19,070 Where did you get it? 1809 01:18:19,137 --> 01:18:20,872 From the freezer. 1810 01:18:20,939 --> 01:18:24,008 Didn't I tell you to remove all the food 1811 01:18:24,075 --> 01:18:25,944 and the freezer? 1812 01:18:26,010 --> 01:18:27,879 Oh! I think you says to me: 1813 01:18:27,946 --> 01:18:30,548 "Don't move the food and the freezer." 1814 01:18:30,615 --> 01:18:34,319 ( laughs ) Thank god for my bad Spanish! 1815 01:18:34,385 --> 01:18:36,554 ¡Todo de abajo afuera! 1816 01:18:36,621 --> 01:18:37,822 Everything out! 1817 01:18:37,889 --> 01:18:40,925 There's hundreds of pounds of ballast down here! 1818 01:18:40,992 --> 01:18:42,494 We're still in this race! 1819 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,562 Come on, kids, help with the garbage! 1820 01:18:44,629 --> 01:18:45,563 Come on! Let's go! 1821 01:18:45,630 --> 01:18:49,200 That's right! Everything overboard! 1822 01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:51,803 Todo afuera. 1823 01:19:08,086 --> 01:19:10,622 SCULLY: This old gal's got the straight-away power 1824 01:19:10,688 --> 01:19:12,524 to run the bastards down! 1825 01:19:12,590 --> 01:19:14,425 CORTEZ: We give the squeeze! 1826 01:19:14,492 --> 01:19:16,461 JENNIFER: You're doing great, dad! 1827 01:19:16,528 --> 01:19:17,996 SCULLY: She's on her line! 1828 01:19:18,062 --> 01:19:19,097 JACK: I can feel her. 1829 01:19:19,164 --> 01:19:21,499 Hey, Pellet, I'm coming to get you! 1830 01:19:21,566 --> 01:19:23,334 Out of my way! 1831 01:19:23,401 --> 01:19:24,602 Eat hot waves! 1832 01:19:24,669 --> 01:19:26,871 BOBBY: We're catching up on the big fart! 1833 01:19:26,938 --> 01:19:28,072 JACK: Watch your language. 1834 01:19:28,139 --> 01:19:29,507 The kid's right. He is a fart. 1835 01:19:29,574 --> 01:19:31,376 BOBBY: Thanks, mom. 1836 01:19:31,442 --> 01:19:32,644 So? 1837 01:19:32,710 --> 01:19:34,479 They look very natural. 1838 01:19:34,546 --> 01:19:35,580 Vicki! 1839 01:19:35,647 --> 01:19:37,982 He's a judge. I value his opinion. 1840 01:19:38,049 --> 01:19:40,618 Thank you. 1841 01:19:38,049 --> 01:19:40,618 Thank you, your honor. 1842 01:19:40,685 --> 01:19:42,453 We'll show the people In the stands. 1843 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:43,421 Good idea. 1844 01:19:43,488 --> 01:19:45,089 Word from the committee boat. 1845 01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:48,326 On the final leg, the Barnacle is moving up fast. 1846 01:19:51,563 --> 01:19:52,864 Damn it. 1847 01:19:53,731 --> 01:19:54,799 What's going on? 1848 01:19:54,866 --> 01:19:56,968 SCULLY: The bastards stole our wind. 1849 01:19:57,035 --> 01:19:59,237 JACK: They can't do that. 1850 01:19:57,035 --> 01:19:59,237 They've done it. 1851 01:19:59,304 --> 01:20:03,474 Can we turn the engine on till we catch the son of a bitch? 1852 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,376 No. 1853 01:20:05,443 --> 01:20:07,045 I know. 1854 01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:23,194 Falling off. Stand by to trim. 1855 01:20:23,261 --> 01:20:24,043 Aye. 1856 01:20:23,261 --> 01:20:24,043 What the hell you doin'? 1857 01:20:24,043 --> 01:20:26,097 Aye. 1858 01:20:24,043 --> 01:20:26,097 What the hell you doin'? 1859 01:20:27,298 --> 01:20:28,633 See that plane? 1860 01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:30,043 It's in a Maverick microburst. 1861 01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:30,043 Huh? 1862 01:20:30,043 --> 01:20:31,135 It's in a Maverick microburst. 1863 01:20:30,043 --> 01:20:31,135 Huh? 1864 01:20:31,202 --> 01:20:32,337 A low altitude funnel gunnel. 1865 01:20:32,403 --> 01:20:35,139 I've seen it at the airport a hundred times. 1866 01:20:35,206 --> 01:20:38,710 All right! Go for it, boy! 1867 01:20:38,776 --> 01:20:41,246 Here it comes. Here it comes. 1868 01:20:41,312 --> 01:20:42,714 Here we go! 1869 01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:43,915 Trim her in, you dumb Swede! 1870 01:20:43,982 --> 01:20:46,718 Can't you see we're in a funnel gunnel! 1871 01:20:46,784 --> 01:20:49,721 Aye, ya lovely sally! ( laughs ) 1872 01:20:49,787 --> 01:20:51,589 BOBBY: We're going so fast. 1873 01:20:51,656 --> 01:20:53,324 We're gaining on them. 1874 01:20:53,391 --> 01:20:55,193 Where'd they get all that wind from? 1875 01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:56,361 BOBBY: We're closing in! 1876 01:20:56,427 --> 01:20:58,496 You're doing great, dad! 1877 01:20:56,427 --> 01:20:58,496 BOBBY: Keep it up! 1878 01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:01,165 I want to get a picture of Pellet as you pass him. 1879 01:21:01,232 --> 01:21:03,434 Make a couple of copies for me. 1880 01:21:03,501 --> 01:21:07,038 SCULLY: We're closing in on the scurvy bastard. 1881 01:21:07,105 --> 01:21:09,207 AL: Trim the main! They're gaining. 1882 01:21:09,274 --> 01:21:12,076 Trim it when I tell you, trim it, trim it! 1883 01:21:12,143 --> 01:21:15,913 Come on. We're beating him! 1884 01:21:12,143 --> 01:21:15,913 That a way, dad! 1885 01:21:21,152 --> 01:21:23,354 JENNIFER: Faster! Faster, dad! 1886 01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:26,291 We're gaining on them! 1887 01:21:26,357 --> 01:21:28,092 Damn it. How do we get more speed? 1888 01:21:28,159 --> 01:21:31,496 Can't. We need more sail. 1889 01:21:31,562 --> 01:21:33,231 Aye. Damn it. 1890 01:21:33,298 --> 01:21:36,100 With two more yards of sail, we could've made it. 1891 01:21:39,637 --> 01:21:42,106 Scully, take the wheel. 1892 01:21:42,173 --> 01:21:44,442 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, at this moment, 1893 01:21:44,509 --> 01:21:47,478 the Barnacle's a real threat to the Incisor. 1894 01:21:54,319 --> 01:21:57,288 AL: We're in a wind pocket? What is this, a funnel? 1895 01:21:57,355 --> 01:21:58,456 Come on! 1896 01:21:58,523 --> 01:22:01,259 SCULLY: I told you this girl could fly! 1897 01:22:01,326 --> 01:22:03,294 JENNIFER: Let's go! 1898 01:22:01,326 --> 01:22:03,294 We're gonna beat them! 1899 01:22:03,361 --> 01:22:05,063 BOBBY: There's the finish line! 1900 01:22:05,129 --> 01:22:06,043 Floor it! Alright! 1901 01:22:05,129 --> 01:22:06,043 Go, dad! Go! ( laughs ) 1902 01:22:06,043 --> 01:22:08,299 Floor it! Alright! 1903 01:22:06,043 --> 01:22:08,299 Go, dad! Go! ( laughs ) 1904 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,102 What is it? What? 1905 01:22:11,169 --> 01:22:13,371 Are we dragging something? 1906 01:22:13,438 --> 01:22:14,405 What is it? 1907 01:22:14,472 --> 01:22:17,275 Aye! Mounty to the beasties! 1908 01:22:17,342 --> 01:22:18,743 We'll show you! 1909 01:22:21,312 --> 01:22:23,214 Come on, dad! Let's go! 1910 01:22:23,281 --> 01:22:25,550 We got it. We're so close! 1911 01:22:25,616 --> 01:22:27,752 Keep it up, dad! 1912 01:22:30,355 --> 01:22:31,289 SAILOR: Pants! 1913 01:22:31,356 --> 01:22:32,623 Al! 1914 01:22:32,690 --> 01:22:35,326 He's flying his pants, Al! 1915 01:22:41,866 --> 01:22:43,534 ( horn blows ) 1916 01:22:43,601 --> 01:22:46,104 ANNOUNCER: The Barnacle captained by Jack Chester 1917 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:47,538 is the winner! 1918 01:22:47,605 --> 01:22:49,173 ( cheering ) 1919 01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:52,243 Whoo! We did it! 1920 01:22:54,145 --> 01:22:57,181 AL: We got beat by a restaurant wearing pants! 1921 01:22:57,248 --> 01:22:59,417 Trousers? Is that legal? 1922 01:22:59,484 --> 01:23:01,853 I don't know if it's legal, but I like it. 1923 01:23:01,919 --> 01:23:03,855 Yay! 1924 01:23:01,919 --> 01:23:03,855 We did it! 1925 01:23:03,921 --> 01:23:07,458 AL: I did not hear that horn! 1926 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:11,696 Daddy, did you win? 1927 01:23:11,763 --> 01:23:14,465 We won! Your dad won! 1928 01:23:14,532 --> 01:23:16,401 Yorku, daddy won! 1929 01:23:16,467 --> 01:23:17,869 Oh, wonderful! 1930 01:23:17,935 --> 01:23:20,304 ( loud cheering ) 1931 01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:30,615 Ganaste! 1932 01:23:38,189 --> 01:23:41,426 ( ♪♪♪ ) 1933 01:23:45,696 --> 01:23:49,801 ♪ Sometimes I feel Like a propeller ♪ 1934 01:23:49,867 --> 01:23:53,571 ♪ Spin, spin Out of control ♪ 1935 01:23:53,638 --> 01:23:57,275 ♪ I don't know Who's up on throttle ♪ 1936 01:23:57,341 --> 01:24:00,912 ♪ Oh, I wish They'd let it go ♪ 1937 01:24:00,978 --> 01:24:04,549 ♪ All I ever do Is get dizzy ♪ 1938 01:24:04,615 --> 01:24:08,286 ♪ Thinkin', thinkin' Things left undone ♪ 1939 01:24:08,352 --> 01:24:12,223 ♪ Been stuck here So long down on zero ♪ 1940 01:24:12,290 --> 01:24:14,926 ♪ I'd just like To make it to one ♪ 1941 01:24:14,992 --> 01:24:18,729 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1942 01:24:18,796 --> 01:24:21,899 ♪ Heroes and clowns ♪ 1943 01:24:21,966 --> 01:24:23,668 ♪ Holdin' my ground ♪ 1944 01:24:23,734 --> 01:24:29,841 ♪ Oh, I've been down, But I'm turnin' around ♪ 1945 01:24:29,907 --> 01:24:33,411 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1946 01:24:33,478 --> 01:24:37,215 ♪ Lost and We're found ♪ 1947 01:24:37,281 --> 01:24:39,283 ♪ Holdin' our ground ♪ 1948 01:24:39,350 --> 01:24:41,252 ♪ Oh, I've been down ♪ 1949 01:24:41,319 --> 01:24:45,556 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1950 01:24:45,623 --> 01:24:49,427 ♪ At times I get lost In daydreamin' ♪ 1951 01:24:49,494 --> 01:24:53,297 ♪ Sleep, sleep My life away ♪ 1952 01:24:53,364 --> 01:24:56,968 ♪ I know in my heart I'm a sailor ♪ 1953 01:24:57,034 --> 01:25:00,571 ♪ And my ship Is on the way ♪ 1954 01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:04,342 ♪ There never is an end To believers ♪ 1955 01:25:04,408 --> 01:25:07,845 ♪ Lookin', lookin' For the right sign ♪ 1956 01:25:07,912 --> 01:25:11,749 ♪ If everything will just Keep on turnin' ♪ 1957 01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:14,719 ♪ All that I want Will be mine ♪ 1958 01:25:14,785 --> 01:25:18,356 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1959 01:25:18,422 --> 01:25:21,993 ♪ Heroes and clowns ♪ 1960 01:25:22,059 --> 01:25:23,761 ♪ Holdin' my ground ♪ 1961 01:25:23,828 --> 01:25:29,767 ♪ Oh, I've been down, But I'm turnin' around ♪ 1962 01:25:29,834 --> 01:25:33,404 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1963 01:25:33,471 --> 01:25:37,008 ♪ Lost and We're found ♪ 1964 01:25:37,074 --> 01:25:39,010 ♪ Holdin' our ground ♪ 1965 01:25:39,076 --> 01:25:40,745 ♪ Oh, I've been down ♪ 1966 01:25:40,811 --> 01:25:42,580 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1967 01:25:42,647 --> 01:25:46,217 ( interlude ) 1968 01:26:14,779 --> 01:26:18,349 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 1969 01:26:18,416 --> 01:26:21,919 ♪ Heroes and clowns ♪ 1970 01:26:21,986 --> 01:26:23,688 ♪ Holdin' our ground ♪ 1971 01:26:23,754 --> 01:26:29,393 ♪ Oh, I've been down, But I'm turnin' around ♪ 1972 01:26:29,460 --> 01:26:33,064 ♪ Turnin' around ♪ 122230