All language subtitles for Sliders.S04E06.Oh.Brother.Where.Art.Thou.1080p.Peacock.WEB-DL.AAC.2.0.H.264-CHDWEB_track3_[eng]

(WHOOSHING)

(ALL YELLING)

(ALL GROANING)

Two hours
on this world.

That'll never be enough
time to find your brother.

Well, assuming this
is the right world,
he could be anywhere on it.

No. The coordinates
I programmed

match the numbers I got
in the encoded message

I was left by
my real parents.

The denominator that I thought
was so strange must be some
kind of focused coordinate,

like a tracking device
for a sliding trace signature.

You know, one of these days,
we're gonna slide into a world
where all they speak is Greek.

You're gonna fit right in.

It took me a while
to figure it out,

but when we slide from
one dimension to another,

we leave a trail,
like, uh,

quantum tire tracks.

We've got to assume that
my brother is the only other

person on this world
with such a signature.

MAGGIE: Hey, guys,
check this out.

Whoa!

(MAN EXCLAIMING)

MAGGIE: Hey!

(GLIDER CRACKS)

Whoa!

(SCREAMING)

Ow!

Hey, hey, hey,
you all right?

Yeah, I am
all right.

That was
a close one.

(CROWD CLAMORING)

MAN 1: Kill him!

MAN 2: Let's get him!

MAN 3: We've had
enough of this!

Our children
are frightened.

Our cattle have torn
down their fences!

My sheep are scattered
over 10 acres!

Well, let's just
burn his wings!

No! Let's just shoot him
and get it over with!

I don't think so.

Great. We're gonna
get beat up by
the cast of Witness.

(GUN FIRES)

Break it up!

All of you, get back
to your farms.

John, William, Abel!
Back to your farms!

You ought to be
ashamed of yourselves!

(MEN GRUMBLING)

Now!

Hey.

Lucky for you
I came along.

Much obliged,
Sheriff.

I've not seen
you three before.

We're just
passing through.

We saw this man crash
and we wanted to help him.

What sort of
clothing is that?

We're from Canada.

Well, one of these days,
you're gonna go too far,
Colin Mallory.

Now, clean up this mess
and get back to town.

Quietly.

COLIN: Thank you
for your help.

Not a problem.

Look, uh, I really
don't know how
to say this

without it being a shock,
but we're a little short
on time.

I'm your brother.

QUINN:
What if you found a portal
to a parallel universe?

What if you could slide into
a thousand different worlds

where it's the same year
and you're the same person,

but everything else
is different?

And what if you can't
find your way home?

ETHEREAL VOICE:Sliders.

I know you must be
sincere in your belief
that we're brothers,

and I can see
some resemblance,

but I'm afraid
it's impossible.

Surely, my mother and
father would have told me
if I had a brother,

if it were true.

They did.
You just haven't
gotten the message yet.

Guys!

COLIN: What you're saying
makes no sense to me.

My parents died
when I was a child.

QUINN: Did they
leave you anything?

Yes, but I've moved
many times over the years.

Some things got lost
or left behind.

Oh, brother.
You've got to have
what I'm looking for.

You're welcome to
come to my house.

And you can stay
if you have need.

Look, you're just gonna
leave the wings back there?

I'll come back
later with a wagon.

Aren't you afraid
someone will steal it?

Uh, no.

MAN: Scoundrel.

MAGGIE: Hey!

Where do you
people come from?

It's a little
complicated.

I've never seen anyone
dressed like you.

Likewise.

QUINN: It's the nineties
version of the simple life.

No wires going to the houses,
no pavement,
the only vehicles are wagons.

Maybe this is
Amish world.
Amish?

It's a kind of religious
community that lives in
total isolation.

They've completely turned
away from modern science.

We're nothing
like that.

We have all the
latest conveniences.

Well, not all.

So, what do you do
when you're not

trying to break your neck
on a hang glider?

Hang glider?

That's an excellent name
for my flying machine.

I, uh, invented it,
you know.

Neighbor.

(WOMAN GRUNTS)

You don't seem to be
too popular around here.

So you're an inventor?

Tinkerer,
jack-of-all-trades.

I dabble in mechanics
and electricity.

Obviously,
they don't get it.

They don't
understand
my work.

Especially
my experiments
with electricity.

Once, during a thunder storm,
I trapped a lightning bolt
in a stone jug.

A regular Ben Franklin.

COLIN: And my hair
stood on end for a week.

Well, I can see why your
neighbors would think
you're a little strange.

They're hide-bound
and misguided.

I can prove to them
that electricity
provides a good power,

and it's safe, too!

But they have
no patience.

A lot of things
go wrong like, uh,
with the hang glider?

So I fried
a few chickens.

MAN: Good day,
Miss Henley.

Sarah,
stay with me.

David, come on.

Colin!

I am so glad
to see you well.
I was worried.

Did you
crash again?

Only a little.

I was not hurt.

Sorry, these are
my new friends.

I don't know
your names.

I'm Quinn.

This is Maggie
and this is Rembrandt.

I am Susanna Morehouse.
Welcome to El Segundo.

I have never seen
clothes like this.

Did you make them?

No. These are probably
what you'd call store-bought.

Beautiful.

But I could never wear
anything like that.

Sure you could.

Susanna! Get back in
the house, child.

I told you to stay
away from this devil
and necromancer.

I am not a necromancer,
Mrs. Morehouse,

and you know how I feel
about your daughter.

I know,
and I disapprove.

My daughter is
promised to another and
there's the end of it.

Who on Earth are you?

Look, we're just
passing through.

Where did you get
such outrageous attire?

We're from Canada.

Oh.

You'd best cover up,
young lady.

The women in these
parts are more modest.

The men in these parts might
get the wrong impression.

You stay away
from Colin Mallory.

It's the devil's
work he's doing.

What's a necromancer?

I don't know,
but it can't be good.

(WHISTLES)

MAN: Mind yourself, now!

(URGING HORSE)

Amazing.

This is a
Wimshurst machine!

One of the first gizmos
to generate electricity
by induction

and store it in
jars like these.

And you invented this?

Yes, and everything
else in here.

My brother's a genius.

Yeah, well, I'm happy
for you, but we're
running out of time here.

Marley's Ghost!

How do you get the numbers
to light up like this?

Yeah, I'll explain
that later.

You remember I said I might
be able to prove that
you're my brother?

Now, our parents left me
a very important message,

and they probably left
you a similar message.

Okay, now, you said
your family left you some
things, trinkets, doodads.

Let me see this.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Come on, come on,
come on!

It's not in here.

Anything else?

Um, let's see.

My father's watch?
Let me see.

Come on,
it's very important.

Remmy, how much
time do we have?

Under 10 minutes.

Got it.

Quinn! Oh, Quinn!

No, no, no.
Come...

Quinn.

It's not there, either.

Quinn, on Earth Prime
your mother had
the chip in her arm.

Oh, right,
right, right.

Do you have, like,
a sharp knife?

Oh! You are mad,
are you not?

Look, what we are
looking for is a chip.

It's a microdot.
It's about this big.

Did they leave you
anything this big?

Did they leave you
anything this big?

Um...

Maybe...

It was my mother's.

I'll be careful.

Nothing.

Yes!

Okay.

You've got to put
this on your forehead.

Please, trust me.

Actually, you better
lie down for this.

MOTHER: Hello,
our precious son.

There is a great
civil war raging
on our world.

Kromaggs now control more
than half of our planet,

and the lands they've
conquered have been decimated,

their peoples
enslaved or killed.

And that's why we've
made the painful decision

to place you with our
duplicates on parallel worlds

as foster parents
to ensure your safety.

Quinn, it almost
blew your mind

and you were already aware
of travel between worlds.

I'm not from this Earth.

Now he's getting
to the good part.

(PANTING)

Colin.

Colin, listen to me.

You're not crazy, okay?
You're not crazy.

It may seem that way,
but believe me,
it's all true.

Now, our birth parents
came back for me.

My foster mother
told me all about it.

She hid me because
she couldn't bear
to part with me.

Now, our real parents
may have come back
here for you,

but because your
foster parents died,

that would explain why
they never found you.

My father.

My mother.

Everything in
my life was a lie.

Did you love them?
Did they love you?

Yes.

Then it was not a lie.

But there is a greater truth,
and you just saw that.

REMBRANDT: Hey, Q-Ball,
it's getting close.

We want you
to come with us.

In less than
a minute

that machine is
gonna open a portal

that will take us
to another dimension.

In here?

We have to go,
all of us,

or we'll be stuck here
for a long time.

And you've got
to come with us.

This microdot was designed to
work with your brain chemistry
and your brain chemistry only.

Without you,

I won't be able to work
out our home coordinates.

We'll never find
our home and never
see our real parents.

Can I bring
some of my work?

Trust me, where we're going,
you'll find plenty
to work with.

What about Susanna?

You're gonna have
to leave her.

Her mother said she's
marrying the other guy.

Yes.

MAGGIE: It's time.

But my life here.

Your life is with me

and your new family.

(EXCLAIMS)

You guys go ahead.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Brother?

(SCREAMING)

(HONKING)

(SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(HONKING)

Pretty wild ride, huh?

(HONKING CONTINUES)

Colin!

That was a truck.

Oh.

COLIN: Ma'am.

(COLIN EXCLAIMS)

(REMBRANDT LAUGHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Whoa, whoa!

Sorry.

Seems pretty normal.

There tends to be a variant
of this hotel on just about
every world we visit.

Yeah, we usually try
to get the same suite.

Hi.
Good morning.

We'd love a suite,
if you have one available.

Certainly. Will that be
bone graft or DNA debit?

Do you take cash?

Of course.

Please fill this out.

Here are your keys.

You're in suite 1215.

Thank you.

Enjoy your stay.

Wow!

Take your coat off
and stay awhile.

There is one of those
cathode image display units
we saw in the store window.

Is it for us?

Everything in
this room is for us.

For keeps?

No, we're just renting.

Hold this.

Now watch.

(COLA FIZZES)

(CHUCKLES)
Oh!

Taste it.

Odd. What is it?

It's cola.

And what is that?

No one knows.

Oh.

Hey, you know,
if we've got
three days here,

I could stand to do
a little shopping.

What about you, Remmy?

Give the brothers a chance
to do a little bonding?

Uh-huh. Now,

aren't you sorry that you made
fun of me for trying those ATM
machines along the way?

I love you, Remmy.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I knew I'd hit one
sooner or later.

Okay. See you.

Hey, don't do anything
I wouldn't do.

I'm not sure I know him
well enough to know what
he would do or not do

under certain
circumstances.

It's just an expression.
Here, let's grab a seat.

So.

Here we are.

Yes, we are.

BOTH: You know,
I was thinking...

Sorry, you first.

No, sorry. Go ahead.

I was just thinking
that when I was a kid

I used to have
an imaginary brother.

So did I.

Really?

Yeah, his name
was Jedediah.

Mine was Skip.

Skip?
Yeah.

Is that a name?

Different worlds.

That is beginning
to come more clear to me.

I guess when you, uh,

have a brother and, uh,

you grow up together,

and you see him
all the time,

you get kind of tired
of looking at him

and you really can't
think of anything else
to say to him.

I suppose that
is the way it is.

Well, I've never
had a brother.

We didn't grow up together,

and we don't know each other.

Yes.

Yet I still can't think
of anything else to say.

I have a feeling
that will change.

What do you think?

It's not for you.

Exactly.
It's for Colin.

We've got to
get that boy out of
those funeral clothes.

You better take it
slow with this one.

He's got a whole new
world to get used to.

I don't know. He seemed
pretty eager to jump
into this time zone.

Now me,

if I had flashed into a world
this different from my own,

I would have been
scared to death.

But this guy? Uh-uh. No.
He's ready to be a player.

And I am just the guy
to make it happen.

Well, I think Remmy's
got a new playmate.

Yep, and Quinn's
got a new brother.

It's kind of nice
to see that happen.

I'm happy for him.

Hmm.

MAN 1 ON TV: ...and after
you've arranged the fruit
on the plate...

MAN 2 ON TV: In time
of need you can count on...

You like this?

(GUN FIRING ON TV)
Sometimes there's
a good show on.

MAN 3 ON TV: The charity
race was held...

Well, I think it would
be more interesting
to take it apart.

Uh, we can't do that
because it's not ours.

Oh.

(PHONE RINGING)

It's okay.

Hello?

Uh, no. We're fine.
We don't need any towels.
Thank you.

It's called a phone,
a telephone.
It's a communication device.

Can I take this apart?

Uh, it's not ours, either.

You see,
you hear that tone?

Yeah.

That means it works,

and then you punch in
the number that you want.

Okay.

What number do I want?

See, every person or business
that has a telephone

has a number,
and most of them
are in this book.

Oh, this is a wonder.
I must read it.

Where is the outhouse?

Ah.

You're gonna love this.

This is what we call
the bathroom.

That is the shower,
that's the sink,
and that's the toilet.

Toilet?
Check it out.

COLIN: Oh.

Whoa.

Wow.

(WATER TRICKLING)

(FLUSH RUNNING)

You okay in there, Colin?

Tarnation!
They use water!

And the paper
is so soft.

Okay, why don't we go
out for a little while

and let me show you
how the rest of
this world works?

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Why is there so much
shrubbery in
an eating house?

Decoration.

Hi.

Hi. What can
I get for you?

A draft beer and
what do you want?

I'll have one of those.

One of those.

Why does the drink
have an umbrella in it?

Uh, I never really
thought about it.

More decoration,
I suppose.

Maybe it's important
to protect your drinks
from the elements?

(SNORTS)

You might be right.

Okay. Now, you be careful
with this. It is loaded.

I'm gonna go get
something to eat.
Do you want anything?

Uh, no, thank you.
Okay. Don't move.

(EXCLAIMS)

Hi.

I was the guy
at the bar.

That was me with
the draft beer and
the guy who ordered the...

Susanna?

What are you doing here?

And dressed like that?

If your mother
could see you...

Well, I do not know
what she would do.

Do I know you?

Don't you remember?

Colin Mallory.

I asked you to marry me.

Are you some kind
of lab experiment
that blew up?

People always
ask me that.

Oh, Susanna.

I'm sorry. I thought
you were somebody else.

No big deal.
Nice outfit.

Thanks.

Wait a minute.
How do you know my name?

I know everything
about you.

What?

Nothing.

I'm not myself.
Maybe it is the drink.

You're kind of cute,
in a weird way.

Can I buy you something
with an umbrella in it?

Sure.

One of these
for the lady.

You're not from
around here.

Well, actually...
How could you tell?

Well, you don't look,
dress or sound like
anyone around here.

You noticed.

You're a casher?

Sorry?

Well, don't you
have a bone graft?

You know, the lady at
the hotel asked us that
when we checked in.

No, I don't have
a bone graft,
whatever that is.

Or anything else
she was talking about.

What is it? DNA?

I have someplace
very important to go to,

but I'm afraid
to go by myself.

Will you come with me?

Please?

Well,

maybe for a little while.

Could you hold
this for me, please?

Excuse me. I'm sorry. Sorry.

Is that a telephone?
Uh, yes.

No wire?

Can I just have
that for one second?

Thanks. Mother,
guess what.

I found the perfect person
to help us with our problem.

Trust me on this one.

We're gonna go
right over to the home.

Okay, great, bye.

Uh, I know that
I shouldn't really

burden you with this
since we've just met,

but you just seem
like such a kind person.

My dear Uncle Ray is being
kept in an old folks' home.

My awful relatives have put
him there against his will.

That's terrible.

My mother and I are
heartbroken about it.

We want to get him out
and bring him home where
we can care for him.

That would be a very
decent thing to do.

Yes, but we can't
get to him.

The security system
at the home is set
to pick up bone grafts.

Any unauthorized person
sets off the alarm.

But since you
don't have a graft,

you could go
in and get him.

You want me to
steal your uncle?

No, rescue him!

Oh.
Come on.

(CAR LOCK BEEPS)

Colin!

Colin!

Susanna.

I'm not sure
this is right.

Well, is it right
that a helpless,

elderly person be kept
in a heartless institution

when a loving family is ready
to care for his every need?

He's in suite 433.

Thank you.

Mighty small suites.

There is a problem.
What?

Something you
did not tell me.

Yes?

Uncle Ray is frozen.

So?

He is as dead
as a mackerel.

No, he's not.

Oh, I'm sorry, uh,
you're a Canadian,

and I don't think they have
this technology up there.

Uncle Ray is in a state
of suspended animation.

His body functions
have been lowered,
but he's alive.

It's the way they handle
old people here when they
become too much trouble.

It is true I do not know
much about your science,

but I do know that
frozen flesh cannot
be reanimated.

Oh. Well, they inject
a special serum
before freezing.

Just find something,
put him in it,
and bring him out.

I promise you,
he will be so much
happier with us.

Well, he does not look
very happy right now.

Wait a minute.
How're we gonna slide
with all these shoes?

I don't know.

Colin's gone
off somewhere.

What?

He left the bar
with a woman.

It didn't take him long
to learn how to do that.

She must have had a car
because by the time I got out
on the street, they were gone.

Now, wait a minute.
Did you check up
in the room?

No, I've just been
looking on the street.

Colin?

Colin?

Colin?

So, what do
we do now?

We stay calm.

He's got three days
to find us or for us
to find him.

He's not dumb, you know.

How can you tell?

You don't know how much
this will mean to Mother.

Ray is her favorite uncle.

QUINN: First thing I do
after I find the guy
is lose him.

Well, I think you're
right about waiting here.
He knows where we are.

I just don't think he'd
purposely walk off like that.

I'm so afraid someone's
gonna take advantage
of his innocence.

Look, maybe he's shacked up
someplace with this woman.

Look, I really haven't
known Colin that long,

but I can pretty much tell he
is not the shacking up type.

He's a guy, isn't he?

I'm gonna call the police.

Uh-uh, not good.

Quinn, you know we never
have any luck in that area.

We've been here
a little while.

The police seem cool.
We haven't seen any abuse.

They're not like
stormtroopers.

I'm calling them.

(DIALING)

Operator?
I'd like the police, please.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Maybe that's him.

Sergeant Lou Dawson,
LAPD.

That was quick.
Are you Quinn Mallory?

Yeah.
You're Brown
and you're Beckett?

Yeah.

Well, is there a problem,
Officer? Have we done
something wrong?

Oh, I don't think you've
done anything, but there's
definitely a problem.

You mind if I sit down?
My dogs are killing me.

QUINN: Go ahead.

Okay, here now.

Every time there is a
transaction made with cash,

there is a photograph
taken for the police.

Is there something
wrong with cash?

It's just unusual,
so we take a picture

to make sure the cash
wasn't obtained illegally.

Uh, why didn't
you use your...

Your bone graft or your
DNA debit transaction?

We prefer cash.

We're from Canada.

Ah.

My mother always told me,
"Never spend money
that you can't see."

That is good advice.

You, uh, have had your
bone grafts, haven't you?

Oh, yeah.
Of course.

Uh-huh.
Yeah.

Well, tell me now,

who is the guy in the big hat?

Uh, that's my brother, Colin.

Where is he?

We haven't seen him
for a few hours.

Well, I have.

Officer, what is
he doing in this photo?

He's stealing a corpse
from a cryogenic morgue.

DAWSON: The picture was taken
this afternoon at 3:40

at the Clarence Birdseye
cryogenic storage facility
on, uh, Alvarado.

Cryogenic?

So this is a frozen body?

Yeah. I don't know what
it's like up in Canada,

but down here this kind of
thing is getting very popular,
if you can afford it.

And now
there's a new wrinkle.

Not only can you freeze
your body in the hopes
that when you thaw out

they will have found
a cure for what ails you,

but you can also
freeze your assets, too.

I'm not following that.

Well, you know,
your money, your stuff.

It's like the rich
fat cats have finally

found a way to take it
with them when they go.

It's called a DNA
Special Entry Account.

Your loot just sits there
gathering interest till
they thaw you out and then...

You know, the only way
into the account
is with a DNA match.

I still don't understand
what this has to do with
my brother.

New wrinkles can
lead to new crimes.

The bad guys have
taken to hijacking
these rich corpses.

Yeah, they take them,
thaw them out, defrost them,

take a little
tissue for the DNA,

clean out the accounts.

First of all,

I don't think my brother
would even think
of stealing a body.

Second of all,
that scheme sounds
so complicated,

I don't think he'd
be capable of it.

None of us would.

Yeah, I've heard things
are a lot simpler in Canada.

Colin is certainly simpler.

What she means is that
my brother is a bit naive,

but in no way is he criminal.

Well, maybe somebody's
taking advantage of him.

You know, using him to do
something that they can't
do for some reason.

If that photo is for real,
that's the only
possible explanation.

For example, this cryomorgue,

like a lot of businesses,
it uses a bone graft
security system.

And the only way somebody
like your brother could

get in and out without
tripping the alarm would be...

If he doesn't
have a bone graft.

DAWSON: Bingo.

Is not having a bone graft
against the law?

Not necessarily,

but that is only if you
should find such a person

and, uh,

get them back to Canada
before they're found out.

I've got my best men
on this case

rounding up
the usual suspects.

So, if you should hear
from your brother,

it'd be a real good idea
to give me a call.

Thank you.

Okay. Now what?

We gotta find him.

It's a big city.

Besides, what if your brother
really is a body snatcher?

We don't know what kind
of stuff he was into.

Come on. You saw
the world he came from.

I think the sergeant's right.

Somebody's definitely
taking advantage of him.

Short skirts make
new fools every day.

Come on. I want you
to meet my mother.

Mother, you won't
believe this cornhusk.

It's like he's
from another planet.

I can see.

SUSANNA: Colin.

Mother, this is Colin Mallory,
the kind young man who helped
me get Uncle Ray.

Oh, you'll never know how
grateful we are for this.

Come on inside.
You must be starving.

Get that stiff
into the sauna now.

You know, when my daughter,
Susanna, told me she'd met
a nice, young man

who could help us
with our problem, well,

I just knew my prayer
had been answered.

I am glad I could help.

You're not from
around here, are you?

I am from Canada.

Ah! Well, that
explains everything.

We have a little business
to take care of and then
we'll tie on the feedbag.

Now, don't tell me
you don't like pizza.

Very well,
uh, I will not
tell you that.

We're gonna get Uncle Ray
into a reanimating facility,

and then we'll have a nice
quiet dinner and get to know
one another better.

Now, you just sit here, relax,
read something if you like,

and I will be back in
just a couple of minutes.

(KISSING)

(DOOR LOCKING)

Oh, great.

The great book of numbers.

Hotels.

Um...

(SWITCHES PHONE ON)

(DIALING)

We get a Thomas Guide
and do a quadrant search.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello.

Maggie.

Thank heavens.

I found the hotel in
the great book of numbers
Quinn told me of.

Well, the police think
you're some kind of
sicko grave robber.

Uh, can I speak
to my brother?

Colin, where are you?

I don't know.

I tried to remember
street names but there
were so many turns.

And what is a Sepulveda?

Never mind that.
We've got to find you.

I'm in a house,
in a big room with a desk

and a lot of books.

A study.
That's no help.

Look at the desk.

Find something
with an address on it.
Mail, bills, anything.

(QUIETLY) No.

Oh, here's something.

16509, Glen Ellen Drive.

Got it. Okay.
We will be right there.

Quinn, Quinn.

What?

This phone has no wire.

(STAMMERING) Just stay put.

Got him.

Don't bother with that now.
Just put the whole thing
in the sauna.

We need to get it thawed,
chopped up, and out of here
as quickly as possible.

What do we do with
the hayseed upstairs?

We keep him around.

A casher with no graft
could come in pretty handy.

Just think of all the other
Uncle Rays out there

who'd like to warm up
and give us their dough.

What if Colin wants
to go back to Canada?

If you can't keep
a man on a string,

you haven't learned
a thing I taught you.

(CHUCKLES)

This time tomorrow,
it's front row 747
to Bora Bora for you and me.

I'm already packed.

You know my idea
of a perfect breakfast?

A Ramos Fizz
and fresh lifeguard.

Mmm. Make it two.

It's still warm.

Colin?

Colin?

Colin?

Colin.

(ALL GASPING)

We'll have you out
of there in a second.

Okay.

Watch this.

Who is the man?

MAGGIE: All right.

We have got to
get out of here.

Where's the old man
you stole?

I did not.
It was just...

More company, I see.
Friends of yours,
Mr. Mallory?

(GUN COCKING)

Gun.

How could you get involved
with people that would do
such a hideous thing?

It was my idea.

You from Canada, too?

Something like that.

No bone grafts?

Not that we know of.

What a break!

We can set up
a whole syndicate,

hijack freezeballs
all over the country.

Let's get these people
into more secure quarters
while we filet Uncle Ray.

I thought the old
Mrs. Morehouse was bad.

Get back in the house!

Now, hold it right there.
I'm always late to the party.

Now, that is a lot of gun
for a nice lady like you.

(HANDCUFFS CLICKING)

I've been tracking you
since I saw you at the hotel.

Rebecca Morehouse,
Susanna Morehouse.

You're under arrest.
We're charging you
with attempted homicide,

postmortem.

Run them on in, fellows.

MAGGIE: Bye-bye, ladies.
Bye. Don't forget to write!

At least I hope
it's attempted homicide.
Where's the old geezer?

They said they took
the crate down to
the "soona."

The "soona"?

The sauna.

The sauna.

Sauna!

But it's all...

Here, take these gentlemen
downtown and give
them the penthouse.

I'm telling you,
if he's thawed out,
he is dead for good.

We can't refreeze him.

DAWSON: Hmm.

When I saw Uncle Ray
was frozen,

I suspected there
was something wrong
with the whole thing.

The staff kitchen was
right next door, so...

Well, where's
the cranberry sauce?

I did not have time.

It was a joke.
Oh.

That's commendable
work, Mallory.

Now, he's not
gonna be charged
with anything, right?

No! He stopped a crime
from being committed.

So what do you
charge them with?

Conspiracy,
attempted homicide,
DNA grand larceny.

Those sweet ladies
are gonna pull some
serious hard time.

But we're gonna
need your testimony.

Unless, of course,
you're planning
to go back to Canada,

which I recommended.

In that case,
you can just leave
me a deposition.

(SIGHS)

Don't you think you're
rushing my brother a bit,
fashion wise?

Are you kidding me?
He wanted to try on
everything in the store.

He thinks the zipper's
gonna change the world.

Well, it did.

Yeah, well,
I hope everything
still fits,

the way he's going through
this courtesy bar.

Quinn, I owe you an apology.

Your brother's a lot smarter
than I thought he was.

Whoa!

MAGGIE: (CHUCKLING) Oh, wow!

Is it me?

Yeah, well,
it's you now.

Except for one little thing.

I do not understand.

I thought the function of
the extension was to shade
your eyes from the sun.

For shortstops, yes,
but not for you,
you cutting-edge dude.

Come on, lay five in the hand,
white soul man.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, yeah.

I love it.