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[Clark] No more secrets, right?
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So... Here's the rest of me.
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- [rumbling]
- [both gasp]
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[high-pitched voice] What?
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[obelisks thuds]
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I can't... It's a ship!
Lois, it's a spaceship!
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Look at the pointy boys!
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They're obelisks.
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They project holograms
and transport material...
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[Jimmy] this is the
greatest day of my life!
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I know I lied.
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- I can't erase that.
- [Lois] Then we start over.
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Hey, big guy. I'm Lois Lane.
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What's your name?
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[chuckles softly]
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Uh, Clark Kent.
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Though sometimes
I go by Superman.
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Wow, that seems
like a great name,
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given to you by someone
especially talented.
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Where do you come from?
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[Clark] Outer space.
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What planet or where,
I... I have no idea.
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What can you do?
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I'm still figuring
that out. [chuckles]
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Why did you bring
me here? Really.
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I brought you here because
there's no bad guys,
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no robots, and
absolutely nothing
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to interrupt me
when I ask you this,
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Lois Lane, will you
go on a date with me?
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[opening music playing]
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Have no fear, your
wingman is here.
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Let's get ready for tonight's...
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[mumbling] Okay, all right.
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So, what is happening
here, buddy?
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Jimmy! Great timing.
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You can help me
chart out the dates.
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- What?
- [Clark groans]
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This is our first official date.
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So I've plotted a
route and timed it,
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because I'm taking Lois out
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for the most romantic
evening of her life.
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I'll fly in to pick
her up at 6:45.
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The cherry blossoms in the Park
bloom at exactly seven o'clock,
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so we'll have 15 minutes to get
to the romantic rooftop view,
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which we'll savor
for, uh, 31 minutes
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before flying to Lois's
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favorite restaurant at 7:50
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for our 8:00 p.m. reservation,
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then coffee at 9:30!
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So, you finally got a date
with the girl of your dreams,
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and your first move is
to make a flow chart?
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And a map.
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Seems like you're putting
a lot of pressure on this.
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Well, it has to be perfect.
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Lois deserves it.
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One night with no
talking gorillas,
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or freeze-ray bank robbers.
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Just me and her.
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Oh, I forgot about the
swans taking flight at 7:45.
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- Oh, okay. [mumbling] - Well,
have fun losing your mind.
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I'm going to go
hang out at Lois's
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where it's normal, and...
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[Lois] Hmm, yeah.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Nope. She's lost it too.
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Jimmy! Great. I think I figured
out the perfect gift for Clark.
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Oh, a collection of crazed notes
written on loose leaf paper.
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[Lois] No, no, no.
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His past.
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Every time I've hit a block,
Clark's been there for me,
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you know, in one
form or another.
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And I wanna give him
back something in return.
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I can't fly or fight robots.
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But investigating, finding
answers? This is what I can do.
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I've started my
research, gonna crush it,
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and I'm ready to meet
Clark ten minutes early.
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I'm perfect.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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[exclaims] Sweatpants!
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And there it is.
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Ugh! I left my dress
at the drycleaners.
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I'm gonna be late!
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[trilling]
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[tense music playing]
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Most of us own at least
one drycleanable item.
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Not all of us can wear the
same blue jacket every day.
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And done.
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I can do this. It's
just me and Lois,
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and no weird Superman
stuff to ruin it. [laughs]
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[knocking on door]
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Superman.
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I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk,
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an interdimensional peacekeeper,
and I need your help.
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[door shuts]
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Nope.
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I'm charged with the safety
of the multiverse, son.
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So I need you to put on
your suit and come with me.
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Okay, look, I'm not Superman.
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- I'm just, uh...
- Mild-mannered Clark Kent.
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Wannabe reporter
with superpowers.
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Nice try, sport, but Clark is
Superman in almost every reality,
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This Earth, Earth 12,
Earth 50, Earth 508,
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Weird Earth, the works.
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How did you... How did you...
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Was I a crab?
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There are infinite
universes out there, pal,
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and infinite Supermen.
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But I'm here because
Lois Lane is in danger.
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Your Lois Lane.
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She's been kidnapped by a gang
of inter-dimensional criminals.
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- [Lois groaning]
- [Mr. Mxyzptlk] These people,
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they're ruthless.
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But if you're sure
you're not Superman...
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Where is she?
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I can get you to their
hideout, but, uh, oh...
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It's got measures to stop
me from portaling in.
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You'll have to break
through their security.
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Whatever it takes to save Lois.
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I knew I could count on you.
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You're the Dependable Clark.
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[chuckles] Now let's go.
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[both exclaiming]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Huh. No response.
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Good. That gives
me time to change.
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[gasps]
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[intense music playing]
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[female voice] Lois Lane
and Jimmy Olsen of Earth 12,
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you need to come with us.
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Why? Who are you people?
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Lois Lane?
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I'm Lois Lane.
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That's Lois Lane. And
that's Lewis Lane.
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We are the League of Lois Lanes.
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And your Clark
Kent is in danger.
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[Lois] Huh?
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[yells, grunts]
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[groaning]
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- Where are we?
- [Mr. Mxyzptlk panting]
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Hey! Are you okay?
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I'm fine. Just not as
strong as I used to be.
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[chuckles softly]
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And this is the
kidnapper's lair.
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They're... They're
inside and so is Lois.
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Quick, she doesn't
have much time.
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- [gate rumbles]
- [Clark grunts]
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Huh? Whoa!
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Oops! Ow!
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You gotta look out for
their guard dog, too.
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[trilling]
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[exhilarating music playing]
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[gasps] What?
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[Leader Lois] Welcome
to the flagship
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of the interdimensional
peacekeeping force,
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The League of Lois Lanes.
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[device beeps]
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We were founded by Lois Prime,
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the first Lois to
discover the multiverse.
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We protect every dimension,
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recruiting only the
best Loises to help.
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Usually after our
first Pulitzer,
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around our 21st birthday.
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Oh, um, I'm... I'm 23.
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So... You were
reporters before then?
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Ooh, which Lois are you?
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- My name's Jalana Olsen.
- [Jimmy gasps]
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And unfortunately,
it seems I'm you.
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Many Olsens are also
a part of the league.
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This brings us to
why you're here.
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This is Mxyzptlk.
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He calls himself a "Chaos God."
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We managed to disarm him,
but as we were taking him in,
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a portal opened to a previously
unknown universe, yours.
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He escaped into it.
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If I ever get my hands
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on the jerks who
helped that gorilla
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and the brain who opened
that stupid portal...
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Why do you need us
for this Mr. Mxyzptlk?
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Because your Clark
is helping him.
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What? Clark would
never help a bad guy.
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[scoffs]
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No one's saying that.
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But we tracked Mxy here,
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and now your Clark
and Mxy are missing.
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Lois, we need your help.
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To find him, of course!
I'll do what I do best,
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investigate. Ah!
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[computer trilling]
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Excellent.
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Once the scanner analyzes
your dimensions' tachyons,
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we'll be able to
find your Clark.
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Oh. That's what you needed.
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Good. Great.
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If it helps Clark, then...
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You have no idea what
you're dealing with, do you?
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Not now.
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[chuckles] Give us
a moment, will ya?
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- In the meantime, make yourself at home.
- [Jimmy whoops]
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Just not in there.
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[device warbling]
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[gasps, chuckles]
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[Clark grunts]
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- Ah!
- Great.
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Now, you smash and I grab.
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Wait. Are... Are you
robbing this place?
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[laughs] No. Of course not.
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We're robbing this place.
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- What? No.
- Hey, look, there's the good stuff.
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- [clattering]
- [grunts]
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Where is Lois?
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Metropolis, probably.
How should I know?
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Ooh, Cosmic Rod, Flight Ring...
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Ah!
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Here we go.
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Lois was never in
danger, was she?
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No. Lois was never in danger.
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I deceived you. I lied.
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Why?
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Because portal-proof vaults
are a huge inconvenience,
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and you are very strong.
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[chuckles] But you're not the quickest
guy from planet Krypton, are you?
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Wha... uh... Krypton?
Is... Is that where...
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Help me break this glass.
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- No!
- Oh, that's okay.
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I got it. [grunts] Yeah.
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[snickers]
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- Stop!
- [exclaims]
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You are going to put that
back, and I will turn you over
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to whatever authorities
deal with you,
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and then Lois and I are going
on a perfect, normal date!
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[laughs]
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Normal? You are never
going to be normal.
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I have seen countless yous,
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and it is your fate to
always be different,
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and weird, and alone.
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And you may be stronger than me,
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but can you stop me?
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[snickers] I think...
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[groans]
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- [shuddering]
- [sighs]
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You're not okay.
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No. I lost something
dear to me.
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I'm less... than I was,
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but strong enough
for one last trick.
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No, no, no!
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Hey!
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I thought now would be
a perfect time to get
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some footage for my
next Flamebird update.
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This week's episode is definitely
gonna be about the multiverse.
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Wait. You're a Flamebird?
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Out of all the Olsens
in the multiverse,
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I've never met another one.
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Oh, what's the coolest
thing you've seen?
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Mine's the decaying remains
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of the secret
government laboratory
255
00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,623
that definitely did not have
a gorilla or a brain in it.
256
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,483
Telepathic Horse!
257
00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:50,151
I'll show you!
258
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,712
- Don't, don't make us watch.
- Not... Not again! Come on.
259
00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:54,822
Ha-ha! It's time, bird-lievers!
260
00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:58,326
Equus Mensa. Hippos Telepathia.
261
00:10:58,409 --> 00:10:59,410
Comet.
262
00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:01,329
The telepathic horse
has many names.
263
00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:05,083
All right. What
are you hiding?
264
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,670
[system trilling]
265
00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:13,800
[automated voice] Lois, Earth 52,
multiple award-winning reporter.
266
00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:18,012
Earth 24, received
key to the city at 19.
267
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:21,265
Lois, Earth 1, "Ready
to meet with Dad."
268
00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:23,851
Hmm.
269
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:27,730
"Superman-File X. Redacted?"
270
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,232
What does that mean?
271
00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:32,652
Restricted. Access
at headquarters only.
272
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,445
So, where is headquarters?
273
00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,032
[Leader Lois in distance]
Everybody downstairs!
274
00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:42,829
[system trilling]
275
00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:44,580
[Leader Lois]
Analysis complete.
276
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,666
We found Mxy and Clark.
277
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,377
They just jumped to Earth 14...
278
00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:53,423
after robbing Earth Prime's
Space and Superhero Museum.
279
00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:54,882
I knew it.
280
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,427
No, this... this has to
be a misunderstanding.
281
00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:58,511
You know Clark.
282
00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:00,096
Your Clarks.
283
00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:03,683
You know he'd never do
something like this, uh, right?
284
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:08,229
Maybe you don't know Superman
as well as you think you do.
285
00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,481
- [system trilling]
- Coordinates set.
286
00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:11,733
League, get ready.
287
00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,693
We go after them
in three, two...
288
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,069
[whooshes]
289
00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,409
[Mr. Mxyzptlk]
The scene is set.
290
00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:26,414
All we have to do... [coughs]
is wait for them to show up.
291
00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:27,665
Wait for who to show up?
292
00:12:27,749 --> 00:12:29,208
- [wind blowing]
- [Clark yells]
293
00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:37,884
So what do we do?
294
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,802
Uh, what are those?
295
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,929
Only thing that'll
take down a Clark.
296
00:12:42,013 --> 00:12:43,556
What do you mean, take down?
297
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,433
Neutralize the Kryptonian.
298
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,935
He's too powerful to give
the benefit of the doubt.
299
00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:49,729
No. I won't let you do this.
300
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,355
- We know.
- [gasps]
301
00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,443
You didn't grab us to help you.
302
00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:57,779
[gun cocks]
303
00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:00,073
Lois, you're not
league material,
304
00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:03,117
but you're enough like
us to cause problems.
305
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,285
Keep 'em separated.
306
00:13:05,703 --> 00:13:07,455
[muffled] No! Let me out!
307
00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,415
Don't do this!
308
00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:13,127
-Watch Olsen. He could be trouble.
-[Jalana] Hmm.
309
00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:18,132
[Mr. Mxyzptlk] Well, well. If it
isn't Lois, Lois, and what's his name?
310
00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:20,301
But there's something
wrong with this picture.
311
00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:23,971
All these Loises
and not one Clark.
312
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,264
Got you.
313
00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:27,975
It's him. Fire!
314
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,312
Ah! [grunts]
315
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:32,730
- [gun fires]
- [Clark yelling]
316
00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,607
[both grunting]
317
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,193
[groans]
318
00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:40,655
What is... this?
319
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:41,906
[gasps]
320
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,908
- Clark!
- No, Jimmy.
321
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,827
I thought we were Flamebros.
322
00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:47,161
I'm sorry.
323
00:13:47,245 --> 00:13:50,790
[Clark groaning, gasping]
324
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,917
The Clark is neutralized.
325
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,169
Now for you, criminal...
326
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:57,588
What? Spread out!
327
00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:59,841
He still has some of
his illusion powers!
328
00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:01,300
We don't stop until we find...
329
00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:03,845
- [portal whooshing]
- [spaceship whirring]
330
00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:06,305
Our Lois is still aboard!
331
00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,311
No!
332
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:14,021
[Leader Lois] Lewis,
rig our gauntlets
333
00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:15,773
to pierce the space
between worlds.
334
00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:17,275
We can't let Mxy get away.
335
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,652
I'll keep an eye on Superman.
336
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:24,365
Yes! [chuckles]
337
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:27,201
And Mxy lived happily ever...
338
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,786
- [gun cocks]
- [gasps]
339
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:32,707
You've got exactly ten seconds
to turn this ship around.
340
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,542
Oh, come on!
341
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,879
I went through some
really excellent lies
342
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,798
to avoid this exact scenario.
343
00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:43,426
Caught by Participation
Trophy Lois.
344
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,219
[automated voice]
Coordinates requested,
345
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,804
League Headquarters.
346
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,806
Master Key required.
347
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,516
Wait. League Headquarters.
348
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,477
- You know where it is?
- I don't.
349
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,103
But Lois Prime did.
350
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,064
Which is why I
nabbed her recorder.
351
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,651
You're not gonna try to stop me.
352
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:04,363
The other Loises are hiding
something from me about Superman.
353
00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:06,574
So you're gonna take us to HQ
354
00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:09,077
and I'm gonna find
out what it is.
355
00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:10,912
You met a legion of yourself,
356
00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:15,333
and the first thing you did
was suspect them of lying?
357
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,585
Lois Prime would've loved you.
358
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,295
And why is that?
359
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,548
Because she didn't
trust anyone either,
360
00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:25,593
which is why she kept a
secret backup master key.
361
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:28,805
And now I know
which Lois you are.
362
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:30,973
You're the fun one!
363
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:47,281
This place is beautiful.
364
00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,534
Eh, it's a little
pretentious, in my opinion.
365
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,285
I know I can't trust
anything you say,
366
00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:53,121
but I might as well ask,
367
00:15:54,038 --> 00:15:56,124
what do you know about Clark?
368
00:15:56,207 --> 00:16:00,712
Lots. But it'll be way more
fun to watch you figure it out.
369
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,299
[door closes]
370
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,931
Here you go. The knowledge
of the multiverse
371
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,349
at your fingertips.
372
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:17,353
[typing]
373
00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,024
This is a file?
374
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,152
How... How does...
How does it work?
375
00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:25,695
What am I supposed
to do with this?
376
00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:29,073
[sensors buzzing]
377
00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:30,199
- [beeps]
- [gasps]
378
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:31,826
Ah!
379
00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,995
[grunting]
380
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,998
Sorry, Fun Lois,
It's been real...
381
00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:40,543
But it's now time to
take back what's mine.
382
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,258
I'm back!
383
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,177
[laughs maliciously]
384
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,347
[panting]
385
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:54,390
[screams]
386
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,683
[yelling]
387
00:16:56,434 --> 00:16:57,602
[groans]
388
00:16:57,685 --> 00:17:00,104
Now, I'm going to need
to get you off my back.
389
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:02,523
[chuckles] All of you.
390
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,191
- So...
- [sensor beeps]
391
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:07,195
[system buzzing]
392
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:12,617
Oh, look. It's the
League of Loser Lanes
393
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,160
getting in my way.
394
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,704
- Lois.
- No, he's got the hat!
395
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,250
[evil laughter]
396
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:28,758
[all grunting]
397
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,094
[Clark grunts]
398
00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:37,433
I'm so glad you're okay.
399
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,143
[both] I'm sorry
I ruined our date.
400
00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:40,853
No, Lois, this is my fault.
401
00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:43,231
I wanted to give you
a normal first date
402
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:45,191
without any Superman weirdness,
403
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,235
but I... I ruined it
before it even started.
404
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:49,237
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
405
00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:51,989
I've seen the files. I'm
literally the worst Lois
406
00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:53,384
- in the multiverse.
- [Clark] No.
407
00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:54,885
You would be better
off with anyone else.
408
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:56,494
Lois...
409
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,912
You're the only Lois for me.
410
00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,122
I'm annoying.
411
00:17:59,247 --> 00:18:01,249
You're dedicated. I'm weird.
412
00:18:01,332 --> 00:18:02,667
You're amazing.
413
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,920
I love going on adventures
with you, Clark.
414
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,255
I love your brilliance.
415
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,881
I love your kindness.
416
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:09,924
I love...
417
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,634
I love...
418
00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:14,554
[fireworks bursting]
419
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,892
Hey, not to be a bummer,
420
00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:23,020
but could you stop making out
before the Chaos God blows us up!
421
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,189
[Mr. Mxyzptlk laughing]
422
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,150
[yells]
423
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:30,653
[laughs]
424
00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:32,864
[Mr. Mxyzptlk yells]
425
00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,657
[laughing]
426
00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:38,286
[grunting]
427
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:39,954
I have an idea!
428
00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:41,748
[Mr. Mxyzptlk laughing]
429
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,375
Huh?
430
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,463
Enough of this.
431
00:18:49,464 --> 00:18:50,465
[snickering]
432
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:53,634
[Clark grunting]
433
00:18:55,386 --> 00:18:56,471
[Mr. Mxyzptlk grunts]
434
00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:58,556
[Mr. Mxyzptlk] Ha!
435
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:00,850
Ha!
436
00:19:09,442 --> 00:19:10,818
[Clark yells]
437
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,528
[grunting]
438
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,990
Goodbye, Dependable Clark.
439
00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:21,162
Hello, Mxyzptlk, God of Chaos.
440
00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:23,414
You're not strong
enough to best me.
441
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:25,958
[Clark] But I am strong
enough... [groans]
442
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,502
for one last trick.
443
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:31,964
[gasps]
444
00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:34,759
No, no.
445
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,362
- [Jimmy grunts]
- [Mr. Mxyzptlk yells]
446
00:19:40,807 --> 00:19:41,724
[grunting]
447
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,518
[groans]
448
00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,688
[automated voice]
Self-destruct, deactivated.
449
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,860
[sighs] It's over, Mxy.
450
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,821
As for you three...
451
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,031
- Where did they go?
- Sorry, Captain.
452
00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:59,033
They grabbed a gauntlet
while we were busy.
453
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:02,120
The computer's too fried to find
their universe's coordinates again.
454
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:06,791
Ugh! Let's just put this one in
confinement and call it a day.
455
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,292
[device trills]
456
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:12,463
[all grunting]
457
00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,465
Yes! You can always
trust the Flamebro
458
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:16,050
to have your back.
459
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,260
What time is it?
460
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:19,262
9:30 p.m.
461
00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:20,555
- [Lois exclaims]
- Oh, I'm...
462
00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:23,182
- [Clark chuckles]
- so tired. [chuckles]
463
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:24,809
Uh, better go. Bye.
464
00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:27,895
[exclaims softly]
465
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:32,066
So, uh, Lois, um...
466
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:35,653
It's too late for dinner,
but I was thinking...
467
00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:39,073
Treat me to coffee, Smallville?
468
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:45,997
[sighs]
469
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,832
[humming]
470
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:48,916
[sighs]
471
00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:54,088
Huh, how do you work?
472
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,715
[beeps]
473
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:02,930
What?
474
00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:07,018
[people screaming]
475
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:08,728
[people screaming]
476
00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:17,361
Have you figured it out yet?
477
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,322
[gasps]
478
00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:20,656
Weren't you in jail?
479
00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:23,034
I was! It didn't take.
480
00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:25,661
Besides, your drama
is too fun to miss.
481
00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:29,248
Is this some kind of trick?
482
00:21:29,332 --> 00:21:31,542
Oh, no. It's the truth.
483
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:35,338
Just like not every
Lois wins a Pulitzer...
484
00:21:37,298 --> 00:21:40,051
Not every Superman is good.
485
00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:44,806
[Mr. Mxyzptlk snickers]
486
00:21:46,099 --> 00:21:48,017
This just got interesting.
487
00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:49,811
- What is it?
- Sorry.
488
00:21:49,936 --> 00:21:53,106
It'll be much more fun to
watch you figure it out.
489
00:21:53,189 --> 00:21:54,899
[chuckles] Ta-ta!
490
00:21:58,486 --> 00:22:01,447
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