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Greetings, followers.
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Thought I'd treat you
with an early morning editorial.
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We, like our newsfeeds,
grids, and bios,
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all need a refresh now and then.
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And yours truly
has recently developed
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an appreciation
for trying new things.
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Because only when we venture
outside our comfort zone
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do we find ourselves
swapping tired old "shoulds"
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for wired new "coulds."
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Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, fuck! I love you!
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I love how you both
make me feel.
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- Whoo.
- M... make each other feel.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, all the... all the feels.
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- Yeah.
- All of 'em, yeah.
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Do you guys want breakfast?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It's thrilling at first
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to find yourself
in new territory.
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Like a drug taking you higher
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than you ever thought
you could go.
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Just a few more steps, and...
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Ta-da!
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You dragged me 20 blocks
to show me a closed cookie shop?
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And the soon-to-be offices
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of the new
Lott Legal Action Firm.
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What? Are you joking?
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No, but what about
your corporate overlord?
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Will be getting my notice
at the end of week.
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Wow, you're actually doing it.
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I've always told you, dreams
don't come true by themselves.
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You have to make them.
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And paying my dues
with the de Haans
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- made it possible.
- Yeah.
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Role modeling super hard
right now.
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About time I did that again.
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Very proud of you.
But I gotta say,
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I'm vaguely craving a
chocolate chip cookie right now.
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Well, I'll keep
the cookie part open for you.
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But remember,
all drugs have a comedown.
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And every leap of faith
can end in a crash landing.
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It appears our daughter
has topped
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Gossip Girl's
"Least Trending List" this week.
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That bitch turned me
from a queen to a commoner
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in one day,
and you're happy about it?
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Maybe now you will focus
on your studies.
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I'm quite sure our little girl
will find a way to get herself
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back on top.
Isn't that right, kiddo?
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No. Mom's right.
Gossip Girl won.
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A de Haan never surrenders.
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I didn't surrender.
I was defeated.
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And de Haans do not claw
their way to the top.
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They get there on their own,
or they don't deserve to.
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But what good's a reward
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without a little risk?
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My advice, be bold.
Because at the end of the day,
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how do you want
to be remembered?
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Right there.
No, right there.
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That's the punch
that fractured my rib.
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That's not something
to joke about.
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Come on,
it could've been a lot worse.
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How? Someone decided
it was more important
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to film your attack
than to help or call the cops,
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letting the monster
who attacked you go free.
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I'm sure the guy
was just in a bad way, you know.
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He probably needed some money.
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Congratulations.
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You officially have the body
to match that bleeding heart.
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The one person you cannot
have sympathy for is GG.
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She's created this world where
we've traded basic human decency
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for voyeuristic nihilism.
It's a whole new low.
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Well, maybe it's time
to just give up the GG vendetta.
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Right? I mean, she hasn't
been great for your friendships.
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If it wasn't for her,
Audrey and I would be fine.
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Once GG's taken out,
I can repair everything else.
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And once you're out of here,
I can nurse you back to health.
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How do you feel about healing
at the Greenwich this weekend?
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Perfect. Heidi's in town
this weekend.
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Book the North Moore penthouse?
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Okay.
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- Shit, sorry.
- Yeah. It's okay, it's okay.
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- I'll see you later.
- Yeah.
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You know where to find me.
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Our first walk
for coffee together.
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I mean, we've done it
a million times,
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but not as an "us."
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Speaking of, are we an "us"?
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- Am I saying "us" too much?
- Mm.
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Also, I'm thinking about
getting my nipples pierced
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or your face tattooed on my abs.
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Thoughts?
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Uh, yeah, that...
That sounds good.
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You haven't been listening
to a word I've said
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for the last ten minutes.
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But maybe I should be
more bothered by the fact
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that a child was beaten up
and you seem giddy.
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I'm not giddy he got hurt.
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I'm giddy because
we got international attention!
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Particularly in Germany.
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You're hoping Helena steps foot
onto US soil
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and Gossip Girl gets the credit
for her arrest.
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- Then what?
- Then the floodgates open!
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Every rich kid in Manhattan
slides into my DMs,
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exposing the sins
of their parents.
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Dozens of Madoffs
made off with in a month,
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freeing up a whole generation
to be multitudes better
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than the ones that came
before it.
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Is this maybe going
to your head a little bit?
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Shouldn't it be?
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Once Gossip Girl
starts targeting
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the top one percent
of the one percent,
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it's only a matter of time
before...
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They target me right back?
Is that what you're afraid of?
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You don't think they're gonna
use their endless money
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- and power to find you?
- Let's say you're right.
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That Gossip Girl
entering more dangerous waters
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develops an expiration date.
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How soon do we think
we have? A year?
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Billionaires will be after you.
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You'd be lucky
to survive a week.
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It'll take me a week
just to read all the DMs
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we get after this.
We agreed on a month.
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After that, we renegotiate.
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It won't be
open for negotiation!
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It'll be open season
on your identity.
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Maybe you could dodge it
for a month.
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And I'll help you do
whatever you need to do
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during that time,
no questions asked.
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Looks like my mom has really
taken to equine therapy.
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She said it's inspiring her
to sketch again.
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Don't mention that to your dad
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or Messica will drop
a line of chaps
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before Keeks is out of rehab.
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Do not worry about that.
With GG's help,
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I will have both
of their reputations destroyed
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by the time
my mom hits step nine.
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The way your mind works
is truly terrifying.
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But I also love it.
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Oh, hey,
th... there's, uh, Luna.
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I pro... I promised her
that I would, uh,
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I'd help her with, um...
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I'll see...
I'll see you guys later.
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We need to talk
about the eight-letter elephant
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in the room.
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Why would you say it first?
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You know better.
You never say it first!
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Yes, it was in the heat
of the moment.
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I was in a really good mood,
and it just... you know, I...
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It just slipped out.
But still...
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Why didn't we say it back?
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I just wasn't expecting it.
It was a surprise.
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It did come out of nowhere.
But are we even sure it wasn't...
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- Total accident.
- So, you didn't mean it?
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How do you know
if you mean it, you know?
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Because I've... I've never...
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...been in a relationship
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for longer than three days
before us.
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I mean, if he meant it,
it's kind of a big deal.
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And that we didn't
reciprocate is...
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...humiliating.
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Is it possible that you said it
because you do love them?
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Then the only question
left is...
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...why we didn't say it back?
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He did pretend
like he didn't say it,
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so why don't we do the same?
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Yeah, you're right.
I need to tell them the truth.
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I need to tell them
that I actually meant it.
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You're so right.
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Knowing Max,
we'll never hear about it again.
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Were they cheering her
snubbing you?
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Yet another reason
we need to destroy Gossip Girl.
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- Okay. I'm gonna go find Shan.
- Z, we can't give up.
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We just need a new plan.
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I know we couldn't convince
people to unfollow GG,
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but maybe...
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What if we made
a competing account
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that stole all her followers?
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Like Whisper Sister
or Rumor Bro.
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Jules, listen to me.
There is no "we" in this.
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This is your mission, not mine.
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My dad is trying
to launch his own firm,
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and I can't risk provoking her
and having it blow back on him.
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If you care about him and me,
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neither should you.
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That didn't sound very sisterly.
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She doesn't understand.
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I wish everyone could see
that I'm just trying
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to make things right
for everyone.
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Audrey especially.
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And even she won't make
eye contact with me.
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It's only half personal.
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Between us,
there's some throuple trouble.
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You know about that thing
with Aki?
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No. Max.
What's going on with Aki?
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- Uh, what's up with Max?
- Not to be repeated, okay?
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But he dropped the L-bomb
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and received radio silence
in return.
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Ouch. Is he okay?
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He's in love.
I'm sure they are, too.
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They just need time
to figure out their feelings.
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Unless Gossip Girl
blows them up first.
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Help me bring her down,
Lun. Please.
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Declare war on the one person
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who finally put my mom
in her place?
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I'm sorry, JC,
I'm solidly team GG.
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Shit. It's worse than I thought.
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Not only did I bring
L'Appartement croissants,
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I've upgraded you
to a VIP suite.
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No. That's...
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really not necessary.
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Well, it is all my fault, so...
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No, it's nobody's fault, Heidi.
I got jumped.
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By a guy I paid to attack you,
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and another I paid to film you
and send it in to Gossip Girl.
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What the actual fuck, Heidi?
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You're kidding, right?
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You put me in the hospital?
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Why would you... Oh, my God.
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Are you trying...
You're... you're...
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You're trying to trick Mom
into coming back
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- to the United States?
- Not even she could resist this.
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Once she arrives,
we'll send a signal in
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to Gossip Girl to take her down.
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It won't work.
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Mein armes Kind!
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Mein Schatz. Are you okay?
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Yes, I'm better now
that you're here.
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See, Mama? I told you how much
it would mean to him
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to have you here.
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Okay.
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What the fuck?
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I heard all about it.
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He's excited. It's cute.
I'm happy for you both.
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He's more of like a D-level
Andrew Garfield for my taste,
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but you have different standards.
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- Shame it won't last.
- What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, he said you promised
you'd give it up.
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Once I burn
the Bergmanns, I will.
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We've been working on this
for too long to stop now.
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Gossip Girl
has become Manhattan's latest menace,
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turning children against
each other and their parents.
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And it's time we stop her.
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So I am issuing a warning
to her directly.
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Don't post again.
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Because if you do,
I will give a million dollars
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to anyone who reveals
your identity. Anyone.
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00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,567
Looks like the de Haans
are burning you.
247
00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:23,444
This is not a personal vendetta.
248
00:11:23,468 --> 00:11:24,615
I have seen firsthand
the destructive nature
249
00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:25,946
of Gossip Girl's slander.
250
00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,117
Over here, Mr. de Haan.
251
00:11:27,141 --> 00:11:29,992
Mr. de Haan, do you have
a minute for a question, please?
252
00:11:30,016 --> 00:11:30,951
Yes. Yes, I do.
253
00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:31,952
Will you pursue legal action?
254
00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:35,266
He's bluffing.
GG will never agree to this.
255
00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:37,629
Then why hasn't she posted?
256
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,168
Is there something
about your company
257
00:11:39,192 --> 00:11:40,467
you don't want
Gossip Girl to find out?
258
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,254
{\an8}I've got nothing to hide.
Okay, that's it. Thank you.
259
00:11:42,278 --> 00:11:42,880
{\an8}A million dollars, sir!
260
00:11:42,904 --> 00:11:44,715
{\an8}What can you say about that?
261
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,803
Max! Uh, just in time
to choose dinner.
262
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,304
WenWen or Bonnie's?
I vote WenWen, but...
263
00:11:50,328 --> 00:11:51,430
Look, about this morning.
264
00:11:51,454 --> 00:11:53,374
I... I don't want anything
to be weird.
265
00:11:56,042 --> 00:11:57,144
Neither do we.
266
00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:59,528
Which is why I'm saying this
while I still have the courage.
267
00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:07,321
Both of you.
I said it and I meant it,
268
00:12:07,345 --> 00:12:08,965
and I... I'm saying it again.
269
00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:12,576
Okay. You go.
270
00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:19,338
Oh, my God. Monet's dad put
a bounty out on Gossip Girl.
271
00:12:19,362 --> 00:12:21,477
- This is crazy!
- Oh, that is wild.
272
00:12:22,151 --> 00:12:23,507
Yeah. Unbelievable.
273
00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:25,988
...who reveals
your identity. Anyone.
274
00:12:27,198 --> 00:12:30,177
Gossip Girl has become
Manhattan's latest menace...
275
00:12:30,201 --> 00:12:31,347
This is terrible.
276
00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:33,305
I thought this is exactly
what you wanted.
277
00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:34,849
A bounty is not enough.
278
00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:36,559
She needs to face
real consequences
279
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:37,520
for the harm she caused,
280
00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:40,437
and not be allowed to vanish
into thin air.
281
00:12:40,461 --> 00:12:41,318
Otherwise, who's to say
282
00:12:41,342 --> 00:12:43,482
she doesn't rise up
in some other way
283
00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:45,086
and cause even more harm
next time?
284
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:49,618
I need to trigger that bounty
so her identity is revealed.
285
00:12:49,642 --> 00:12:53,367
- How?
- I need to get her to post.
286
00:12:53,391 --> 00:12:54,641
And why would she do that?
287
00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:02,087
Gossip Girl
can't handle being scooped.
288
00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:04,278
I need something so hot
she can't hold on to it.
289
00:13:09,073 --> 00:13:12,720
I wonder if that's a million
before or after taxes?
290
00:13:12,744 --> 00:13:14,141
If we're dating now,
you're gonna have to get
291
00:13:14,165 --> 00:13:16,462
a lot better at reading me.
This is anger.
292
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,893
Maybe it should be relief.
293
00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:20,895
I know we decided on a month,
294
00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:23,564
but Gossip Girl disappears,
no questions asked.
295
00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:24,940
You don't get revealed
and in trouble.
296
00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:26,820
We can go back
to living our lives free and...
297
00:13:26,844 --> 00:13:28,485
I can't just go silent.
298
00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:30,179
What about Helena?
She just gets off?
299
00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,072
I don't get it.
300
00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:33,449
Thought Camille
was on GG's side.
301
00:13:33,473 --> 00:13:37,166
Something must have changed,
if I could just figure out why.
302
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:39,055
Too bad you can't just ask her.
303
00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:43,982
What I'm reading now
isn't anger, but...
304
00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:45,894
somehow worries me even more?
305
00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:47,951
You're learning.
306
00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:51,621
Wait, you didn't finish
your lunch!
307
00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:57,097
Zatoichi samurai movies.
308
00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:58,978
Ripped and ready
for while you recover.
309
00:13:59,002 --> 00:14:01,393
- Right on.
- Fuck, dude.
310
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,417
Yeah, I've been better.
311
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,606
Did you see
that Gossip Girl bounty is up?
312
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:07,650
It's, like,
all over your dad's network.
313
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,279
You know
I don't watch his channel.
314
00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:10,197
Dude, what if this is it?
315
00:14:10,221 --> 00:14:12,324
This is, you know,
the end of Gossip Girl?
316
00:14:12,348 --> 00:14:15,282
Your dad has profited
off her tips before, you know.
317
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:17,910
I wouldn't be surprised if he
does not agree with the bounty.
318
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:20,579
Gossiping tides rise all boats
or whatever.
319
00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:21,630
Well, I haven't seen him
in months.
320
00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:23,999
And if it weren't for
this stupid Rhinebeck Summit
321
00:14:24,023 --> 00:14:25,459
he makes me go to every year,
322
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:27,783
I would gladly
love to keep that streak going.
323
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:30,257
That whole Bonding
for Billionaires thing?
324
00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:32,299
Oh, that's...
that's this weekend?
325
00:14:32,323 --> 00:14:34,220
Dude, you just got attacked
and all you wanna talk about
326
00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:37,412
- is my dad and Gossip Girl?
- Yeah, I... Dude...
327
00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:40,265
I know, I have no clue
what I'm saying.
328
00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:42,393
I'm on so many painkillers, honestly.
329
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,064
No. Uh, sorry,
it's honestly me.
330
00:14:44,088 --> 00:14:46,455
My head's all over the place
right now.
331
00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:50,173
What's up?
332
00:14:51,426 --> 00:14:52,820
Max said, "I love you."
333
00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:53,934
Whoa!
334
00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:55,699
That's great.
335
00:14:55,723 --> 00:14:58,392
- But we didn't say it back.
- Okay, not so great.
336
00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:01,851
Do you remember
my friend Ingrid?
337
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:08,002
- Uh-oh.
- Her and I may have kissed.
338
00:15:08,026 --> 00:15:09,586
- Oh, no.
- But it didn't...
339
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:10,650
It didn't mean anything...
340
00:15:11,821 --> 00:15:13,048
- truthfully.
- Uh-huh.
341
00:15:13,072 --> 00:15:14,887
And if something
like that happened,
342
00:15:14,911 --> 00:15:16,987
I would have to tell Max
and Audrey...
343
00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:20,097
before I say "I love you" back.
344
00:15:20,121 --> 00:15:23,350
You know what?
Given my track record
345
00:15:23,374 --> 00:15:26,674
of saying the L-word
at the worst times,
346
00:15:28,254 --> 00:15:30,174
I'm gonna give you the advice
that you'd give me.
347
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,362
Tell them about Ingrid.
They'll respect the honesty.
348
00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:36,626
And once that's off your chest,
349
00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:39,023
you can tell them
how you really feel.
350
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:45,039
You do love him, right?
351
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:55,299
I'm not allowed to talk to you.
352
00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:58,052
Are you allowed
to have drinks with me?
353
00:15:58,076 --> 00:15:59,720
I'm sure we could both
use a few,
354
00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:02,414
and since when does Max Wolfe
do what he's supposed to?
355
00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:04,850
I wanna clear some air.
356
00:16:04,874 --> 00:16:07,254
It's gonna take more than drinks
to do that, Jules.
357
00:16:08,044 --> 00:16:10,230
I'll splurge for the apps, too.
358
00:16:10,254 --> 00:16:13,424
Meet you at Dumbo Hall
in an hour.
359
00:16:18,304 --> 00:16:21,620
So, this one is for Audrey Hope,
this is for Aki Menzies,
360
00:16:21,644 --> 00:16:24,247
- and I assume this is for Max?
- Actually, no.
361
00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:26,148
I'll get you the address
for this one.
362
00:16:34,987 --> 00:16:38,383
{\an8}- Another.
- Make that two.
363
00:16:38,407 --> 00:16:40,677
Extra dirty.
364
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,751
This reminds me of the last time
we got day drunk.
365
00:16:43,371 --> 00:16:44,371
Best Purim ever.
366
00:16:45,915 --> 00:16:46,975
Shouldn't you be
menacing Munich?
367
00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:50,479
Or perhaps blitzing London?
368
00:16:50,503 --> 00:16:51,743
Why not get blitzed right here?
369
00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:56,931
Can't you tell my misery
doesn't want your company?
370
00:17:00,346 --> 00:17:01,657
{\an8}Yeah. I see your love
371
00:17:01,681 --> 00:17:04,618
{\an8}for playing mind games
continues, liebling.
372
00:17:04,642 --> 00:17:06,578
I'm not playing anything.
373
00:17:06,602 --> 00:17:08,789
And I don't love
anything, either.
374
00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:10,165
Oh, I'm with you.
375
00:17:10,189 --> 00:17:14,294
Lust only,
no unnecessary frills.
376
00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:17,965
Like that night we toured
the city's best hotel bathrooms.
377
00:17:17,989 --> 00:17:21,009
There's been a lot of new
construction since the pandemic.
378
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:24,203
I've been dying to be seen
inside the Brooklyn Ace.
379
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:36,299
I don't cheat on my partners.
380
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,140
Gute Nacht, Heidi.
381
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:50,873
He's definitely mad.
Why didn't I just say it?
382
00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:52,040
It should have been so easy.
383
00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:53,421
It's on the tip
of my tongue sometimes.
384
00:17:53,445 --> 00:17:54,960
I've almost said it a bunch.
385
00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:58,297
Do I not know how to say it?
Am I deep down incapable of it?
386
00:17:58,321 --> 00:17:59,888
You tell me
you love me all the time.
387
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,196
Yeah, and I do. I mean...
388
00:18:04,118 --> 00:18:05,637
Look, things have been so good
389
00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:07,261
between the three of us
until now, right?
390
00:18:08,956 --> 00:18:10,225
Why couldn't you say it?
391
00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:12,686
Fuck, that's him.
392
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,420
Uh, no, it's Ben's knock.
Come in!
393
00:18:17,089 --> 00:18:19,009
These came for you, Akeno.
394
00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:25,199
"The Standard at 8:00.
Room's under your name.
395
00:18:25,223 --> 00:18:27,701
{\an8}Love, Max."
396
00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:29,036
{\an8}Oh, it's my doorman.
397
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,330
{\an8}He sent the same thing
to me, too. How sweet.
398
00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:32,881
Now we can hash
this all out together
399
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,227
and leave nothing unsaid.
400
00:18:35,066 --> 00:18:36,066
Can't wait.
401
00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:43,494
Oh. Oh, um...
402
00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:48,180
We have a camera.
403
00:18:48,204 --> 00:18:50,771
I watched you work up
the courage for two minutes
404
00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:55,229
- while I was on a Zoom.
- Oh. Um...
405
00:18:55,253 --> 00:18:59,483
Right. Uh, sorry to bother you.
There's a, um,
406
00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:01,827
- delicate matter that I...
- My daughter?
407
00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:05,433
I have 15 minutes. Come in.
408
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:11,521
I've been concerned since, um,
everything that happened.
409
00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:15,582
She's fallen behind
in her schoolwork.
410
00:19:15,606 --> 00:19:17,253
More behind than usual.
411
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:20,645
And, um, with PSATs coming up
next week, I'm, uh,
412
00:19:22,405 --> 00:19:24,466
worried she doesn't seem
like herself.
413
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:28,428
She lives on drama.
She's not been fed lately.
414
00:19:28,452 --> 00:19:31,390
I heard about
your husband's press conference
415
00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:32,754
threatening Gossip Girl.
416
00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:35,394
Bold move.
417
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:37,314
The two of you
must really want her gone.
418
00:19:37,338 --> 00:19:38,983
There's no "two of us."
419
00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:41,625
He did that knowing full well
I don't agree.
420
00:19:42,675 --> 00:19:45,654
Wow. GG can be divisive.
421
00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:50,242
Anyway, I hope Monet's okay.
I just wanted to offer my help
422
00:19:50,266 --> 00:19:51,743
in case there's anything
I can do.
423
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:55,872
I would hate to see her lose out
on both her popularity
424
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:58,292
and her potential
college prospects.
425
00:19:58,316 --> 00:19:59,960
How can you help?
426
00:19:59,984 --> 00:20:04,506
Perhaps some tutoring?
I did get a 1560 on my SATs.
427
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:05,850
Got into Barnard,
early admission.
428
00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:10,542
We're going to this
summit upstate.
429
00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:14,599
Perhaps it might make my life
a little easier
430
00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:16,310
if Monet were preoccupied
while we were there.
431
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:18,924
She has a habit
of making a scene.
432
00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:21,737
I think I've read
about this summit.
433
00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,359
Where even the back channels
have back channels.
434
00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:26,820
More like an excuse
for the one percent
435
00:20:26,844 --> 00:20:29,201
to talk shit in person
instead of on Bloomberg. But...
436
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,536
Pack a bag.
437
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,080
I'll add your name
to the family table.
438
00:20:37,188 --> 00:20:38,665
Yes!
439
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:39,979
Anything for Monet.
440
00:20:48,491 --> 00:20:50,260
Shouldn't you be
in bed looking helpless?
441
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:51,678
What if Mom sees?
442
00:20:51,702 --> 00:20:53,912
I told her I was feeling better.
443
00:20:54,914 --> 00:20:55,941
She said she's just glad
444
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:58,060
that my attacker didn't damage
the Bergmann Brow.
445
00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,361
A maternal moment?
446
00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:02,189
- I know.
- How surprising.
447
00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,569
If only she knew
her two precious children tried
448
00:21:04,593 --> 00:21:06,430
and failed to put her in prison.
449
00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:08,907
We haven't failed yet.
450
00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:10,822
Aki's dad is gonna be
at the thing this weekend,
451
00:21:10,846 --> 00:21:11,698
and, you know,
I'm gonna convince him
452
00:21:11,722 --> 00:21:15,352
to get Greyson to...
retract that bounty.
453
00:21:16,477 --> 00:21:18,914
You think you can convince Roger
to do anything?
454
00:21:18,938 --> 00:21:21,208
You know, I warned them
not to hit you on the head.
455
00:21:21,232 --> 00:21:22,757
Look, it'll take
a little negotiating, all right?
456
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,221
But that's what
our family's best at.
457
00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:27,047
Okay. So, I need
to get Mom there
458
00:21:27,071 --> 00:21:30,241
to keep her stateside
until Gossip Girl can...
459
00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:32,260
take her out.
460
00:21:32,284 --> 00:21:34,044
Well, like you said,
she's feeling maternal.
461
00:21:34,995 --> 00:21:37,155
I'd say a family vacation
is in order.
462
00:21:43,212 --> 00:21:45,109
Remember, none of us
leave that room
463
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:47,341
until we've all said it.
No excuses.
464
00:21:54,348 --> 00:21:55,245
Ingrid?
465
00:21:55,269 --> 00:21:56,576
Oh, my God. Audrey?
466
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,917
What the fuck is going on?
467
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,955
I thought you wanted
to see me alone?
468
00:21:59,979 --> 00:22:02,207
Are you trying
to fuck my boyfriend?
469
00:22:02,231 --> 00:22:04,418
No, of course not. I didn't even
know she was gonna be here.
470
00:22:04,442 --> 00:22:05,756
You invited me here!
471
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:06,878
You did what now?
472
00:22:06,902 --> 00:22:08,719
First the kiss,
then the flowers.
473
00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:10,424
Are you fucking with me?
474
00:22:10,448 --> 00:22:12,028
Kiss? What kiss?
475
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:17,827
Hey. Hey. Hold on.
Hey, stop!
476
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:21,768
Hey!
477
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,609
Please don't get me fired.
A girl paid me fifty dollars
478
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:26,233
to take a photo
when you opened the door,
479
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,941
but I will delete it
right now if you...
480
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:28,965
Girl? What... what girl?
481
00:22:29,341 --> 00:22:32,571
Hot. With a shaved head?
482
00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:34,835
I'll pay you double to tell
my girlfriend that right now.
483
00:22:59,288 --> 00:23:00,895
How stupid does she think I am?
484
00:23:31,195 --> 00:23:33,465
Well?
485
00:23:33,489 --> 00:23:35,846
Looks like yours truly
will be meeting
486
00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:37,656
with Gossip Girl tomorrow.
487
00:23:48,672 --> 00:23:51,527
Sorry, I didn't know
if I still had to knock.
488
00:23:51,551 --> 00:23:54,089
You always have to knock.
Wait, did you take my keys?
489
00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:56,071
Yes.
490
00:23:56,095 --> 00:23:58,805
Anyway, hope you like arepas.
491
00:24:00,766 --> 00:24:04,346
- Our dinner date. Remember?
- Right. Sorry, I, um...
492
00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:08,750
I, uh, got caught up
with something.
493
00:24:08,774 --> 00:24:13,713
Kate, uh, one post
and every hacker on the globe
494
00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:14,714
will be after you
in nanoseconds.
495
00:24:14,738 --> 00:24:18,009
Not if I can get Greyson
to drop the bounty.
496
00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:19,557
Camille's helping me.
497
00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:22,138
- What? You said I had a month!
- That's out the window!
498
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:24,978
And work... working with Camille
is way too risky!
499
00:24:25,002 --> 00:24:27,060
What if it's a trap?
What if she turns on you?
500
00:24:27,084 --> 00:24:28,111
How can you protect yourself?
501
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:32,023
Well, luckily, my boyfriend's
a computer genius.
502
00:24:32,047 --> 00:24:34,877
- He'll protect me.
- Boyfriend?
503
00:24:36,135 --> 00:24:37,195
Tell me what to do.
504
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:44,202
Oh, nice, an ambush.
I'm gonna get a drink.
505
00:24:44,226 --> 00:24:45,537
No, you need to listen.
506
00:24:45,561 --> 00:24:46,628
What she needs is
a fucking bell around her neck
507
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,040
so we can hear
when she's coming.
508
00:24:49,064 --> 00:24:50,461
Seriously, Jules?
I know we have issues,
509
00:24:50,485 --> 00:24:52,822
but blowing up my relationship?
510
00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:54,924
I needed GG to post.
511
00:24:54,948 --> 00:24:56,756
And since she seemed fixated
on us fighting,
512
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:57,677
I just arranged
for something that...
513
00:24:57,701 --> 00:25:00,802
Required hurting
your closest friends?
514
00:25:00,826 --> 00:25:02,596
Small price
when you're not the one
515
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:04,935
being hurt, I reckon.
How'd you even know
516
00:25:04,959 --> 00:25:07,205
that things were weird
between us and Max?
517
00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:18,945
When I tell you things,
they're between us.
518
00:25:18,969 --> 00:25:20,826
- I thought you knew that.
- No, wait. Lun, you're right.
519
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:23,283
I never should have
betrayed your trust.
520
00:25:23,307 --> 00:25:24,387
Or mine.
521
00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:26,786
You told me not to tell Audrey
522
00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:28,415
because it was none
of my business.
523
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,789
But clearly, you wanted
to use it yourself
524
00:25:29,813 --> 00:25:34,210
to provoke Gossip Girl,
which I asked you not to do.
525
00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:36,468
This is the hundredth time
that you have used me
526
00:25:36,492 --> 00:25:37,697
to get what you want.
527
00:25:38,572 --> 00:25:42,260
And I promise you,
it's the last.
528
00:25:42,284 --> 00:25:44,311
Okay. Yes.
You all have every right
529
00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:47,182
to be angry with me,
but just hear me out.
530
00:25:47,206 --> 00:25:49,116
We have heard enough, Julien.
531
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,043
Good night.
532
00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:56,486
You haven't said a word to me
since the hotel.
533
00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:58,485
I promise
that kiss meant nothing.
534
00:25:58,509 --> 00:25:59,614
And I... I was planning
to tell you everything.
535
00:25:59,638 --> 00:26:00,654
Look, I can only deal with
536
00:26:00,678 --> 00:26:02,656
one crisis of the heart
at a time.
537
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,908
Trust me,
I will handle you later.
538
00:26:04,932 --> 00:26:06,932
But right now,
we need to prioritize Max.
539
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,790
When are you leaving
for the summit?
540
00:26:11,814 --> 00:26:13,500
I was gonna take
the helicopter up tomorrow,
541
00:26:13,524 --> 00:26:15,710
but I guess I could cancel.
542
00:26:15,734 --> 00:26:17,934
Tell them you're gonna drive up
with me and Max instead.
543
00:26:18,779 --> 00:26:20,159
You wanna go to the summit?
544
00:26:20,989 --> 00:26:23,510
We need a romance resuscitation.
545
00:26:23,534 --> 00:26:24,721
Somewhere in that clean,
fresh air.
546
00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:27,931
When it's romantic
and organic...
547
00:26:28,872 --> 00:26:30,058
...we can say
how we really feel.
548
00:26:30,082 --> 00:26:33,132
And nothing about some girl
that you don't even care about.
549
00:26:34,253 --> 00:26:35,963
Right?
550
00:26:46,014 --> 00:26:47,411
What are you even doing here?
551
00:26:47,435 --> 00:26:49,248
I didn't do anything to you.
552
00:26:49,272 --> 00:26:51,204
Except be so intent
on your own interests
553
00:26:51,228 --> 00:26:53,748
that you didn't even notice
Gossip Girl was ruining my life.
554
00:26:53,772 --> 00:26:57,043
These last few weeks
have been hell.
555
00:26:57,067 --> 00:26:59,277
On Tuesday, someone threw
a tomato at me.
556
00:27:00,028 --> 00:27:01,158
Not even heirloom!
557
00:27:02,072 --> 00:27:02,967
I want her gone.
558
00:27:02,991 --> 00:27:04,511
You should've included me
in your plan.
559
00:27:06,285 --> 00:27:07,387
It was need-to-know.
560
00:27:07,411 --> 00:27:09,371
Then allow me
to bring my know to your need.
561
00:27:10,372 --> 00:27:14,018
My mother has a direct line
to Gossip Girl.
562
00:27:14,042 --> 00:27:15,478
They're meeting tomorrow.
563
00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:17,132
In the open.
564
00:27:27,765 --> 00:27:30,577
Why does it feel like
we just walked into
565
00:27:30,601 --> 00:27:32,311
the next Jordan Peele movie?
566
00:27:33,061 --> 00:27:35,457
The sight of him doesn't help.
567
00:27:35,481 --> 00:27:37,417
Let's get this show on the road.
568
00:27:37,441 --> 00:27:39,419
But, hey,
look on the bright side.
569
00:27:39,443 --> 00:27:41,339
We're getting
an unexpected weekend away
570
00:27:41,363 --> 00:27:42,717
and some fresh air,
571
00:27:42,741 --> 00:27:44,674
while I deliver quarterly
reviews to the de Haans
572
00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:46,718
in what will be my final act
as their legal counsel.
573
00:27:46,742 --> 00:27:49,512
And not a moment too soon.
574
00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:51,366
- We have to check in somewhere.
- Yeah.
575
00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:58,480
Excuse me,
do you mind if we... Whoa.
576
00:27:58,504 --> 00:28:00,607
Hey, Z. I come in peace.
577
00:28:00,631 --> 00:28:02,905
She asked if she could join.
But didn't mention her
578
00:28:02,929 --> 00:28:04,402
little plus one there.
579
00:28:04,426 --> 00:28:05,945
Somehow not the least convincing
hair in attendance.
580
00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:09,199
I see more plugs on heads here
than on walls.
581
00:28:09,223 --> 00:28:11,563
Well, I just... I thought
I would try something new.
582
00:28:12,184 --> 00:28:13,411
New? Yeah.
583
00:28:13,435 --> 00:28:14,621
You walking around pretending
to be somebody that you're not
584
00:28:14,645 --> 00:28:17,123
sounds like any other day to me.
585
00:28:17,147 --> 00:28:19,459
I felt awful
about what happened yesterday.
586
00:28:19,483 --> 00:28:21,300
And I thought
that maybe we could use some
587
00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:24,028
alone time away
to help mend things.
588
00:28:24,863 --> 00:28:28,343
- Sisterly bonding?
- Fine.
589
00:28:28,367 --> 00:28:30,167
Just try not to weaponize
anything I tell you.
590
00:28:31,703 --> 00:28:32,753
Deal.
591
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,017
Julien?
592
00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,811
See? It's not even
a good disguise.
593
00:28:37,835 --> 00:28:39,020
What are you doing here?
594
00:28:39,044 --> 00:28:41,304
I thought you were
at home recovering.
595
00:28:41,922 --> 00:28:44,317
Did you follow me here?
596
00:28:44,341 --> 00:28:45,487
Why would I do that?
597
00:28:45,511 --> 00:28:47,849
You're the last person
I would expect to be at this.
598
00:28:48,846 --> 00:28:51,407
Well, one person's
clandestine gathering
599
00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:52,498
of elite corporate evil
600
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,476
is another's
family bonding weekend.
601
00:28:56,061 --> 00:28:57,061
And you?
602
00:28:57,813 --> 00:28:59,666
Um, Nick got invited,
603
00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:00,667
and since things have been
so bad lately,
604
00:29:00,691 --> 00:29:03,111
I thought we could get away.
605
00:29:04,278 --> 00:29:06,278
With new hair, apparently.
606
00:29:07,948 --> 00:29:08,845
Just what we needed!
607
00:29:08,869 --> 00:29:10,844
Cocktails at 6:00,
dinner at 7:00.
608
00:29:10,868 --> 00:29:13,137
We can crash after,
order breakfast in bed tomorrow,
609
00:29:13,161 --> 00:29:14,180
and then take kayaks
on the Hudson.
610
00:29:14,204 --> 00:29:17,350
And do all the other things
we love. Right, Aki?
611
00:29:17,374 --> 00:29:19,817
Just wait until you both
see the room I get every year.
612
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,855
It has its own sauna
and infinity tub.
613
00:29:21,879 --> 00:29:23,690
You're gonna love it.
614
00:29:23,714 --> 00:29:26,529
Yeah, I can already think
of a million things
615
00:29:26,553 --> 00:29:29,028
we can do in it tonight
that you're gonna love.
616
00:29:29,052 --> 00:29:31,614
We really appreciate
how down you are for this, Max.
617
00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:33,398
We just hope you're not,
like, actually down.
618
00:29:35,809 --> 00:29:36,496
Uh...
...very down.
619
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,246
But why wait?
620
00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:43,001
You know, these woods have seen
plenty of depraved acts.
621
00:29:43,025 --> 00:29:46,105
Let's find somewhere
and compete to be the best.
622
00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:49,507
I hear we have a bigger suite
623
00:29:49,531 --> 00:29:52,218
- than Bezos this year.
- Naturally.
624
00:29:52,242 --> 00:29:54,137
Have this checked.
625
00:29:54,161 --> 00:29:56,728
You know I'm your tutor,
not staff, right?
626
00:29:56,752 --> 00:29:58,057
Mm. Reminds me.
627
00:29:58,081 --> 00:29:59,858
Take this, too.
It has my books in it.
628
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:02,020
Um...
629
00:30:02,044 --> 00:30:04,480
You remember what to do?
630
00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:05,321
Yes. You told me
twenty minutes ago.
631
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,358
Remember when you call her,
632
00:30:07,382 --> 00:30:10,407
Face Time audio, Wi-Fi only,
so it can't be traced.
633
00:30:10,431 --> 00:30:12,906
And use that thing I gave you
to disguise your voice.
634
00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:15,533
Do not let her talk you
into revealing yourself.
635
00:30:15,557 --> 00:30:16,454
She wants to hand you something?
636
00:30:16,478 --> 00:30:19,704
Use an intermediary,
a waiter, a valet.
637
00:30:19,728 --> 00:30:20,955
- And if you need anything...
- Ms. Keller?
638
00:30:20,979 --> 00:30:22,376
...I'm just a phone call away.
639
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,251
Um, I... I didn't know
you'd be here.
640
00:30:25,275 --> 00:30:29,631
- Um, same. Why are you here?
- I'm Monet's tutor.
641
00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:31,758
Yeah, I have an assistant now.
642
00:30:31,782 --> 00:30:33,760
- Okay.
- How about you?
643
00:30:33,784 --> 00:30:35,178
Um, my father.
644
00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:37,180
And Julien, who is supposedly
trying to make amends.
645
00:30:37,204 --> 00:30:40,767
But she also disappeared
right after she said that.
646
00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:42,921
- Julien's here, too?
- Keller!
647
00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:44,917
My bag!
648
00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:48,879
- She's eager to learn.
- Right.
649
00:31:13,699 --> 00:31:15,635
Nice to see you
not working for once, Lott.
650
00:31:15,659 --> 00:31:17,039
Hah. Right.
651
00:31:17,786 --> 00:31:21,099
The end of quarter review?
652
00:31:21,123 --> 00:31:22,897
Camille said
you were conducting it from here
653
00:31:22,921 --> 00:31:25,063
- and asked me to join.
- Ah, right, right, right.
654
00:31:25,087 --> 00:31:26,688
Uh, must have slipped my mind.
655
00:31:26,712 --> 00:31:28,489
Well, I appreciate
you making the trek.
656
00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:30,165
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
657
00:31:37,472 --> 00:31:39,287
Didn't expect to see you here.
658
00:31:39,311 --> 00:31:41,369
Unless you're a billionaire now.
659
00:31:41,393 --> 00:31:43,000
You didn't read
about the countess I married?
660
00:31:43,024 --> 00:31:44,350
And you?
661
00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:46,837
Uh, took a weekend job
662
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:50,336
and got sucked into attending
by your bosses.
663
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,030
Occupational hazard, I suppose.
What are you in for?
664
00:31:53,530 --> 00:31:55,008
Tutoring. You?
665
00:31:55,032 --> 00:31:56,429
Brought the company
employment records
666
00:31:56,453 --> 00:31:59,137
for a meeting my boss forgot
was even happening.
667
00:31:59,161 --> 00:32:02,682
Hey, at least
the booze is free, right?
668
00:32:02,706 --> 00:32:04,183
And soon I will be, too.
I'm leaving de Haan
669
00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:07,145
to start my own firm.
Signed the lease today.
670
00:32:07,169 --> 00:32:08,356
- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
671
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:10,025
Nick, that's amazing.
672
00:32:10,049 --> 00:32:12,233
Feels so good to get out
from underneath it all.
673
00:32:12,257 --> 00:32:14,863
I didn't make enough money
to pay Davis back.
674
00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:17,572
I figure as long
as I'm in debt to the devil,
675
00:32:17,596 --> 00:32:19,676
at least I could do God's work
at the same time.
676
00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:23,703
Buy you a free drink later
to celebrate?
677
00:32:23,727 --> 00:32:25,288
How about free dinner, too?
678
00:32:25,312 --> 00:32:27,086
I wanna milk this
as much as possible
679
00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:28,435
on my way out.
680
00:32:32,069 --> 00:32:36,841
- Oh, shit.
- Hey, Aki, Max.
681
00:32:36,865 --> 00:32:39,052
Audrey, can I talk to you
for a second?
682
00:32:39,076 --> 00:32:40,762
Okay, I guess
I'll just do it here.
683
00:32:40,786 --> 00:32:42,106
I really wanted to just tell y...
684
00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:47,935
I don't wanna hear it.
685
00:32:47,959 --> 00:32:49,520
And that's fair.
I'm just really trying...
686
00:32:49,544 --> 00:32:53,066
You're not listening to me.
I don't want to hear it.
687
00:32:53,090 --> 00:32:55,234
I have too much shit
going on right now.
688
00:32:55,258 --> 00:32:57,236
Like how I'm low-key spiraling
because I don't know
689
00:32:57,260 --> 00:32:59,989
how to say "I love you"
to one of my boyfriends
690
00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,869
but have no problem saying it
to the other.
691
00:33:01,893 --> 00:33:03,076
Or that, thanks to you,
692
00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,327
I now know one of them
kissed someone else.
693
00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:06,913
But if you had it your way,
all of that
694
00:33:06,937 --> 00:33:10,416
would take a back seat
to your persistent melodramas.
695
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,360
So if you cannot hear me,
at least read my lips.
696
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,900
Leave me alone. Please.
697
00:33:18,406 --> 00:33:23,096
Ugh, this feud
is such season five energy.
698
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,347
Get over it already.
699
00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:27,266
I don't know why she can't see
that I'm doing this for her too.
700
00:33:27,290 --> 00:33:28,357
Because like most people,
701
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:30,375
she lacks the guts
to do what's necessary.
702
00:33:30,877 --> 00:33:32,047
But...
703
00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:33,940
we're not like most people.
704
00:33:33,964 --> 00:33:35,779
Did you find that
on the ground or something?
705
00:33:35,803 --> 00:33:37,946
It's one of my mother's.
Her right one.
706
00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:40,613
I put my right one back
in its place.
707
00:33:40,637 --> 00:33:42,824
So she'll think that
only one of hers has paired,
708
00:33:42,848 --> 00:33:44,450
and by then
you'll be listening in.
709
00:33:44,474 --> 00:33:46,160
You just need to make sure
that you stay
710
00:33:46,184 --> 00:33:48,249
within 30 feet of her
while she's on her call.
711
00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:49,956
Is that why you wanted me
to wear a wig?
712
00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:51,666
Yes. Yes, it is.
713
00:33:51,690 --> 00:33:54,627
It's a shame that
I wasn't more specific, though.
714
00:33:54,651 --> 00:33:56,781
That shit is clearly synthetic.
715
00:33:57,737 --> 00:33:59,527
- Yeah.
- Mm.
716
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:10,560
Ah, Otto, my boy.
Are you looking for Mama,
717
00:34:10,584 --> 00:34:12,071
or have come to join
the big boys?
718
00:34:12,095 --> 00:34:14,897
No. Actually, sir, I was...
719
00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:15,940
wondering if I could
ask you a question?
720
00:34:15,964 --> 00:34:18,701
Oh, well, we don't talk business
in the Cigar Room.
721
00:34:21,803 --> 00:34:23,580
Look, I saw that your outlet
is running the story
722
00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:26,597
on... on Greyson de Haan's
bounty for Gossip Girl.
723
00:34:27,309 --> 00:34:29,620
Um, and as a family friend,
724
00:34:29,644 --> 00:34:31,789
I was just wondering
if you could pull it?
725
00:34:31,813 --> 00:34:33,340
Surely you're not asking me
to compromise
726
00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:37,253
my company's
journalistic integrity?
727
00:34:37,277 --> 00:34:39,567
Uh, well, the way I see it, sir,
uh, Gossip Girl is...
728
00:34:40,572 --> 00:34:42,258
its own press source.
729
00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:43,718
For anybody to try
and silence that, you know,
730
00:34:43,742 --> 00:34:46,662
could be an assault
to journalistic integrity
731
00:34:47,579 --> 00:34:48,659
everywhere.
732
00:34:49,789 --> 00:34:53,394
Otto, let me give you
a word of advice.
733
00:34:53,418 --> 00:34:56,189
When you request permission
to ask a question
734
00:34:56,213 --> 00:35:00,633
when what you really mean
is a favor,
735
00:35:02,093 --> 00:35:03,093
it better be worth it.
736
00:35:09,726 --> 00:35:10,726
Refill that, will you?
737
00:35:36,336 --> 00:35:37,626
Quite the work ethic.
738
00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:39,690
Sorry, what?
739
00:35:39,714 --> 00:35:41,071
Aren't you being paid
to teach me or something?
740
00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:43,861
Um, now's not a good time.
741
00:35:43,885 --> 00:35:46,614
No, now's actually the best time
because my mother's watching.
742
00:35:46,638 --> 00:35:48,035
So pretend like
you're talking to me.
743
00:35:48,059 --> 00:35:49,992
I'll just tell her that
I learned about
744
00:35:50,016 --> 00:35:51,827
the Huge-knots or whatever.
745
00:35:51,851 --> 00:35:54,038
You can use any words you want.
I'm not paying attention.
746
00:35:54,062 --> 00:35:56,209
I'm more focused
on watching Julien Calloway
747
00:35:56,233 --> 00:35:58,401
try to out Gossip Girl's
identity.
748
00:35:59,567 --> 00:36:01,087
How is she planning to do that?
749
00:36:01,111 --> 00:36:02,968
By listening in on a phone call
that my mother's taking
750
00:36:02,992 --> 00:36:04,658
with GG herself.
751
00:36:06,449 --> 00:36:08,594
Julien's probably
gonna fuck it up.
752
00:36:08,618 --> 00:36:09,738
But that'll be fun, too.
753
00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:13,099
I'll be right back.
I just realized I forgot
754
00:36:13,123 --> 00:36:14,770
to tell the waiters
I'm lactose intolerant.
755
00:36:14,794 --> 00:36:16,631
Ew.
756
00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:19,090
No, that's on brand.
757
00:36:20,088 --> 00:36:21,816
Excuse me. Hi.
758
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,485
Um, I'm a guest
of the de Haan family,
759
00:36:24,509 --> 00:36:27,049
and I happen to have some
very privileged information.
760
00:36:27,846 --> 00:36:30,056
That woman over there...
761
00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:32,868
is Mr. de Haan's mistress.
762
00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:34,539
I think she crashed the dinner.
763
00:36:34,563 --> 00:36:37,126
Uh, do you have any protocol
for this sort of thing?
764
00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:39,794
There's one every year.
Don't worry. We'll handle it.
765
00:36:39,818 --> 00:36:41,476
- Discreetly.
- Thank you.
766
00:36:48,283 --> 00:36:50,177
So, he made you
carry around papers
767
00:36:50,201 --> 00:36:51,518
that he could have just as
easily gotten off the cloud.
768
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,116
And now, he's gonna act like
he forgot about it?
769
00:36:54,914 --> 00:36:56,034
Now you know why I want out.
770
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:59,854
So, why put up
with it a day longer?
771
00:36:59,878 --> 00:37:00,815
The last thing
a brand-new firm needs
772
00:37:00,839 --> 00:37:03,337
is to make an enemy
out of Greyson de Haan.
773
00:37:04,174 --> 00:37:05,374
I need to leave on good terms.
774
00:37:06,092 --> 00:37:07,802
Or learn how to bake cookies.
775
00:37:11,681 --> 00:37:13,328
Come on.
Let's get this over with.
776
00:37:18,021 --> 00:37:19,021
Ma'am.
777
00:37:19,939 --> 00:37:21,500
Ma'am. I need you to leave.
778
00:37:21,524 --> 00:37:24,670
Oh, no, I'm...
I'm a guest of the de Haans.
779
00:37:24,694 --> 00:37:26,009
I'm sure he promised you that
one day,
780
00:37:26,033 --> 00:37:27,798
- but trust me, not gonna happen.
- Oh, excuse me.
781
00:37:27,822 --> 00:37:29,382
Could you direct me
to the horse stalls?
782
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:44,527
- This is Camille.
- As promised, I'm here.
783
00:37:44,551 --> 00:37:49,028
The voice is just
an added layer of protection.
784
00:37:49,052 --> 00:37:50,852
Our deal was for in-person.
785
00:37:54,516 --> 00:37:55,636
That was never our deal.
786
00:37:56,643 --> 00:37:59,853
I said I would be here,
and I'm here. Now...
787
00:38:07,070 --> 00:38:08,589
It's time to tell me
what you have.
788
00:38:08,613 --> 00:38:09,773
Only if we meet face to face.
789
00:38:11,157 --> 00:38:12,197
Hi. Hi!
790
00:38:14,202 --> 00:38:16,931
That wasn't our agreement.
791
00:38:16,955 --> 00:38:19,615
Well, the terms have changed.
792
00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,061
And trust me...
793
00:38:22,085 --> 00:38:25,064
once you see what I have
on my husband, you won't mind.
794
00:38:25,088 --> 00:38:26,440
No new terms.
795
00:38:26,464 --> 00:38:28,031
Unless you tell me
what you have.
796
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,153
A document. It's a document
on a flash drive.
797
00:38:31,177 --> 00:38:32,797
A highly incriminating one,
798
00:38:34,472 --> 00:38:37,562
close at hand,
with a trusted employee.
799
00:38:39,352 --> 00:38:42,062
I hand it to you, or deal's off.
800
00:38:42,897 --> 00:38:46,293
- The deal's off.
- What? Wait. Wait.
801
00:38:49,028 --> 00:38:50,256
Lott.
802
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,300
You're not here to socialize.
Where are the docs I asked for?
803
00:38:53,324 --> 00:38:54,704
In my bag. It's...
804
00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:56,979
I could have sworn
it was right...
805
00:38:57,003 --> 00:38:59,705
Here! Must have gotten kicked
under the table.
806
00:39:03,251 --> 00:39:04,531
You're lucky they're still here.
807
00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:11,239
Shall we get that free drink?
808
00:39:11,263 --> 00:39:14,299
- Yes! I'll join in just a sec.
- Okay.
809
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,070
It's a no-go from Roger.
810
00:39:27,901 --> 00:39:28,901
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
811
00:39:31,988 --> 00:39:34,592
Have you seen Mom?
812
00:39:34,616 --> 00:39:36,946
- No.
- Great.
813
00:39:38,328 --> 00:39:40,264
Aki.
814
00:39:40,288 --> 00:39:42,016
- Oh, Audrey.
- Hi, Mr. Menzies.
815
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,647
- Hmm.
- Hey, Dad.
816
00:39:43,671 --> 00:39:45,936
Always so good to see you.
817
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,710
Ah. Mr. Wolfe.
818
00:39:50,173 --> 00:39:52,700
Jodi tells me you've been
spending a lot of time
819
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,321
with my son
and his girlfriend lately.
820
00:39:55,345 --> 00:39:58,491
Max is our boyfriend, Dad.
And I know you know that.
821
00:39:58,515 --> 00:39:59,909
Oh, oh, sorry. Forgive me.
822
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:03,313
So hard to keep track
of what you're into these days.
823
00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:05,873
With all due respect,
Mr. Menzies,
824
00:40:05,897 --> 00:40:07,208
we're not... we're not
"into" anything.
825
00:40:07,232 --> 00:40:09,502
We're in a relationship.
826
00:40:09,526 --> 00:40:14,757
Just what about this
constitutes a relationship?
827
00:40:14,781 --> 00:40:16,848
I'd say it's just
a very clever way
828
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:18,469
to sow one's oats.
829
00:40:18,493 --> 00:40:20,558
For your information,
I don't need to "sow my oats."
830
00:40:20,582 --> 00:40:22,684
Because I already know
that there's no one
831
00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:24,808
that I'd rather have
on either side of me.
832
00:40:24,832 --> 00:40:29,271
And in the spirit
of education, you should know
833
00:40:29,295 --> 00:40:31,065
this is a more
serious relationship
834
00:40:31,089 --> 00:40:32,129
than I've ever had before.
835
00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:39,035
And I'm just realizing now
how much that was scaring me
836
00:40:39,059 --> 00:40:40,555
from saying how I feel.
837
00:40:42,141 --> 00:40:44,666
It's stupid because,
you know what? Max is worth it.
838
00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,896
And Aki is worth it.
We are worth it. Together.
839
00:40:47,397 --> 00:40:49,227
The three of us.
840
00:40:49,691 --> 00:40:51,710
Oh. Well,
841
00:40:51,734 --> 00:40:55,506
you've clearly
convinced yourselves.
842
00:40:55,530 --> 00:40:59,780
I guess we'll just let time
be the final judge, won't we?
843
00:41:02,996 --> 00:41:03,996
Let's go.
844
00:41:04,872 --> 00:41:06,767
- Ma'am.
- No, no, no. See? I told you.
845
00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:07,728
This is my table.
846
00:41:07,752 --> 00:41:09,687
There must be some sort
of misunderstanding.
847
00:41:09,711 --> 00:41:11,230
Yes, I know her.
848
00:41:11,254 --> 00:41:13,374
Though I'm sure once again
I'm going to wish I didn't.
849
00:41:16,801 --> 00:41:18,529
Hmm. So, I'm assuming
the mission failed?
850
00:41:18,553 --> 00:41:21,740
Aborted. GG hung up on your mom.
851
00:41:21,764 --> 00:41:23,450
Wow.
852
00:41:23,474 --> 00:41:25,539
Showing up for some
sisterly bonding, huh?
853
00:41:25,563 --> 00:41:27,416
Oh, Z, no...
854
00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:33,337
Daddy de Haan may have put
a bounty on my head...
855
00:41:35,612 --> 00:41:38,757
...but I refuse to be silenced
like the employees
856
00:41:38,781 --> 00:41:41,302
he prevented from unionizing.
857
00:41:41,326 --> 00:41:44,888
That's right.
Greyson only tried to muzzle me
858
00:41:44,912 --> 00:41:49,310
because I have the receipts
of his dirtiest deeds.
859
00:41:49,334 --> 00:41:53,272
Keep that mil, Greyson.
Your lawyers will need that cash
860
00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:54,773
for all the lawsuits
coming your way.
861
00:41:54,797 --> 00:41:58,193
- This was you, wasn't it?
- No, I swear.
862
00:41:58,217 --> 00:41:59,278
But you admit that this weekend
had nothing to do
863
00:41:59,302 --> 00:42:01,447
with me or my dad.
864
00:42:01,471 --> 00:42:03,038
You've used us
after I've begged you not to.
865
00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:06,203
This was different. I made sure
that it didn't involve you.
866
00:42:06,227 --> 00:42:08,495
But it does! Julien,
867
00:42:08,519 --> 00:42:09,955
if you'd just stop thinking
about destroying Gossip Girl
868
00:42:09,979 --> 00:42:13,584
for one second, you would see
that I'm the only one
869
00:42:13,608 --> 00:42:15,108
still willing
to put up with you.
870
00:42:16,527 --> 00:42:18,464
I'm trying to get rid of her
for all of us.
871
00:42:18,488 --> 00:42:22,198
All of who? Look around.
You are all you have left!
872
00:42:24,243 --> 00:42:26,520
Me again.
873
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,515
Now that I'm no longer afraid
874
00:42:28,539 --> 00:42:30,684
of the Big Grey Wolf,
875
00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:33,646
it's time I cleared my drafts.
876
00:42:33,670 --> 00:42:37,483
A bounty lifted,
and now a debt to be paid.
877
00:42:37,507 --> 00:42:39,026
Wow, that's crazy.
878
00:42:39,050 --> 00:42:41,447
A Bergmann building
is falling down.
879
00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:45,741
What did my fair lady Helena
know and when?
880
00:42:45,765 --> 00:42:48,494
Enough to buy her way
into hiding it all...
881
00:42:48,518 --> 00:42:49,995
Seriously?
882
00:42:50,019 --> 00:42:53,040
...and have a dearly
departed underling take the fall?
883
00:42:53,064 --> 00:42:57,127
You better believe payback
is a real mother.
884
00:42:57,151 --> 00:42:59,151
- Mom?
- Is this true?
885
00:42:59,987 --> 00:43:03,175
We need to leave. Right now.
886
00:43:07,954 --> 00:43:08,811
So, you both meant
what you said?
887
00:43:08,835 --> 00:43:11,684
Of course. Look,
we don't need anyone
888
00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:14,314
to approve of our relationship.
We just need our relationship.
889
00:43:14,338 --> 00:43:16,146
Yeah. We're in this together.
The three of us.
890
00:43:16,170 --> 00:43:17,356
We...
891
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:19,400
And for tonight's finale, yes,
892
00:43:19,424 --> 00:43:21,735
I'm triple-dipping.
893
00:43:21,759 --> 00:43:26,115
Has a member of our favorite
trio been a little "Unfaithful"?
894
00:43:26,139 --> 00:43:32,204
And did JC help orchestrate
an "Indecent Proposal"
895
00:43:32,228 --> 00:43:33,747
with a certain USC co-ed?
896
00:43:33,771 --> 00:43:38,627
All with Wolfe's
"Eyes Wide Shut"?
897
00:43:38,651 --> 00:43:43,215
Pardon the film references.
I just wanna make it very clear.
898
00:43:44,323 --> 00:43:47,307
Aki cheated,
and Audrey lied about it.
899
00:43:47,331 --> 00:43:48,554
Are you serious?
900
00:43:48,578 --> 00:43:50,778
Why can't they just stalk
the theater kids at LaGuardia?
901
00:43:52,081 --> 00:43:52,688
Is this real?
902
00:43:52,712 --> 00:43:54,727
- Max...
- And you knew about it?
903
00:43:54,751 --> 00:43:57,646
- Max, please...
- Once again,
904
00:43:57,670 --> 00:43:59,777
everything works out for you
when it's about fucking,
905
00:43:59,801 --> 00:44:03,193
but when it's about
fucking feelings,
906
00:44:03,217 --> 00:44:04,717
everything goes to shit!
907
00:44:05,178 --> 00:44:07,531
Max. Come on.
908
00:44:09,265 --> 00:44:10,409
Ak, I'm so sorry.
909
00:44:10,433 --> 00:44:11,998
I didn't think
she would still post the tip.
910
00:44:12,022 --> 00:44:12,786
This is what you wanted, right?
911
00:44:12,810 --> 00:44:15,706
I wanted us
to get our lives back.
912
00:44:15,730 --> 00:44:17,458
Quit acting like you
and Gossip Girl are different.
913
00:44:17,482 --> 00:44:18,796
You're the fucking same.
914
00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:21,003
You use information
for your own good
915
00:44:21,027 --> 00:44:23,447
and no one else's.
At least she admits it.
916
00:44:24,864 --> 00:44:26,761
Have you ever considered
this whole war of yours
917
00:44:26,785 --> 00:44:27,806
is just a smokescreen
918
00:44:27,830 --> 00:44:29,928
to hide the fact that you feel
so horribly guilty
919
00:44:29,952 --> 00:44:31,552
on how you've treated us
your whole life?
920
00:44:32,455 --> 00:44:34,455
I didn't think so.
921
00:44:37,919 --> 00:44:40,814
It gives me
absolutely no pleasure...
922
00:44:40,838 --> 00:44:43,108
...to confirm
923
00:44:43,132 --> 00:44:46,779
that what the
anonymous blogger Gossip Girl
924
00:44:46,803 --> 00:44:49,948
posted tonight is true.
925
00:44:49,972 --> 00:44:55,245
Nicholas Lott, an attorney
on our in-house legal team,
926
00:44:55,269 --> 00:44:57,664
has engaged
in union-busting efforts
927
00:44:57,688 --> 00:44:59,333
across the company.
928
00:44:59,357 --> 00:45:02,586
Rest assured,
Mr. Lott acted alone
929
00:45:02,610 --> 00:45:04,296
and will be held accountable.
930
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,175
- Mr. de Haan, one more question!
- Mr. de Haan!
931
00:45:06,199 --> 00:45:07,674
Thank you.
932
00:45:07,698 --> 00:45:08,843
One question, please!
933
00:45:08,867 --> 00:45:10,886
Mr. de Haan!
934
00:45:10,910 --> 00:45:13,972
Greyson? What the hell is this?
935
00:45:13,996 --> 00:45:16,058
A friend downtown
told me that you put in
936
00:45:16,082 --> 00:45:17,768
for a business license.
937
00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:20,813
What a shame, 'cause I liked
having you around.
938
00:45:20,837 --> 00:45:23,148
Thankfully,
Gossip Girl took the bait.
939
00:45:23,172 --> 00:45:27,182
Oh. Turns out my wife was right.
She is good for business.
940
00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:52,847
- You played me.
- You played yourself.
941
00:45:52,871 --> 00:45:54,976
Because according
to the front desk,
942
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,599
my guest never arrived.
943
00:45:57,623 --> 00:45:59,688
Meaning you are one
of 100 people
944
00:45:59,712 --> 00:46:01,629
who were already invited.
945
00:46:02,295 --> 00:46:04,665
Only a matter of time now.
946
00:46:12,388 --> 00:46:14,035
Max. Max, Max, please wait.
947
00:46:14,059 --> 00:46:17,995
I've been waiting patiently
and miserably,
948
00:46:18,019 --> 00:46:21,206
but no longer. Okay?
This is not a relationship.
949
00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:25,210
This is the love story of Aki
and Audrey and sometimes Max
950
00:46:25,234 --> 00:46:26,631
when you need
a little something extra.
951
00:46:26,655 --> 00:46:28,549
That's not true.
It's three for all
952
00:46:28,573 --> 00:46:30,507
or none for none. Remember?
953
00:46:30,531 --> 00:46:32,384
Oh. Was it three for all
when you made me
954
00:46:32,408 --> 00:46:34,177
hook up with people
so you could stay in the closet?
955
00:46:34,201 --> 00:46:37,472
And was it three for all
when I jumped through hoops
956
00:46:37,496 --> 00:46:38,015
to impress your dad?
957
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:39,016
And is it three for all
958
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,750
when you two keep secrets
from me?
959
00:46:42,752 --> 00:46:45,317
You know what?
Enjoy your weekend together
960
00:46:45,341 --> 00:46:47,149
'cause I'm fucking outta here.
961
00:46:47,173 --> 00:46:51,028
And now an update
to yesterday's editorial.
962
00:46:51,052 --> 00:46:54,364
Sometimes in life,
we take things too far.
963
00:46:55,598 --> 00:46:57,955
- We realize we've had too much risk...
- Danke schön.
964
00:46:57,979 --> 00:47:00,746
...and too little reward.
965
00:47:00,770 --> 00:47:02,166
The FBI are on their way.
966
00:47:02,190 --> 00:47:04,768
They may question you,
but I promise you're safe.
967
00:47:06,192 --> 00:47:07,692
You know nothing of this.
968
00:47:09,070 --> 00:47:10,070
Of course.
969
00:47:10,404 --> 00:47:14,204
If that's what you want, uh,
then Heidi and I will cooperate.
970
00:47:14,909 --> 00:47:16,159
Heidi won't be there.
971
00:47:17,161 --> 00:47:19,711
It's best she's as far away
as possible.
972
00:47:22,249 --> 00:47:23,789
Jakarta was her mistake.
973
00:47:24,752 --> 00:47:25,938
Once she told me,
974
00:47:25,962 --> 00:47:28,106
I made sure
it traced back to me.
975
00:47:28,130 --> 00:47:29,816
It is the duty of the mother
to protect her children
976
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,930
at all times.
977
00:47:32,551 --> 00:47:33,551
And I always will.
978
00:47:34,011 --> 00:47:36,490
Her mistake?
979
00:47:36,514 --> 00:47:38,957
And that we've pushed the limit
980
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,135
between wrong and right.
981
00:47:42,228 --> 00:47:46,083
Because here's the problem
with pushing limits.
982
00:47:46,107 --> 00:47:50,462
You don't know your own limit
until it's too late.
983
00:47:50,486 --> 00:47:52,631
Max still isn't answering.
984
00:47:52,655 --> 00:47:54,132
We were ready
to make things right with him
985
00:47:54,156 --> 00:47:55,803
and Julien ruined it.
986
00:47:55,827 --> 00:47:57,905
Well, she fucked up,
but so did we.
987
00:47:58,452 --> 00:47:59,972
What do you mean?
988
00:47:59,996 --> 00:48:02,474
We were the ones who couldn't
tell him how we felt.
989
00:48:02,498 --> 00:48:04,977
I just hope it's not too late.
990
00:48:05,001 --> 00:48:07,318
And just a friendly reminder.
991
00:48:07,342 --> 00:48:12,818
I know every limit and boundary
that you possess.
992
00:48:12,842 --> 00:48:17,602
I see you for who you are.
Not who you pretend to be.
993
00:48:18,681 --> 00:48:22,661
- Told you. I have a sixth sense.
- Hmm. Please.
994
00:48:22,685 --> 00:48:25,080
I've had my fill
of bullshit today.
995
00:48:25,104 --> 00:48:28,364
Oh, no. Relationship problems?
996
00:48:30,609 --> 00:48:32,239
Another martini for my friend.
997
00:48:33,195 --> 00:48:34,756
Mm-mm. That won't be necessary.
998
00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:39,450
Thank you.
999
00:48:40,494 --> 00:48:41,494
Let's, uh...
1000
00:48:42,204 --> 00:48:44,584
let's get that drink
at my place.
1001
00:48:46,417 --> 00:48:48,228
And here's another dark truth
1002
00:48:48,252 --> 00:48:49,842
you don't want to admit.
1003
00:48:50,796 --> 00:48:52,796
You can't change who you are.
1004
00:48:53,340 --> 00:48:55,090
You never could.
1005
00:48:57,094 --> 00:49:01,474
You're simply becoming more
and more yourselves every day.
1006
00:49:02,933 --> 00:49:05,233
The worst versions, might I add.
1007
00:49:15,242 --> 00:49:17,507
I understand.
I'm a lawyer, too.
1008
00:49:17,531 --> 00:49:19,031
But what can you do for me?
1009
00:49:21,243 --> 00:49:22,429
One second.
1010
00:49:22,453 --> 00:49:25,270
But I won't let you
get away with it.
1011
00:49:25,294 --> 00:49:27,350
And like it or not,
1012
00:49:27,374 --> 00:49:29,884
there's nothing
you can do to stop me.
1013
00:49:30,669 --> 00:49:32,509
I can't even stop myself.
1014
00:49:33,339 --> 00:49:36,193
I know. I went way too far.
1015
00:49:36,217 --> 00:49:39,507
I'm done fighting
with Gossip Girl.
1016
00:49:40,179 --> 00:49:41,740
You were right.
1017
00:49:41,764 --> 00:49:44,234
I was wrong.
It's time to give up.
1018
00:49:45,601 --> 00:49:48,481
To accept she's here to stay.
1019
00:49:51,357 --> 00:49:52,897
What you did wasn't wrong.
1020
00:49:54,235 --> 00:49:55,275
Just how you did it.
1021
00:49:56,862 --> 00:49:57,929
My dad's career
is most likely over.
1022
00:49:57,953 --> 00:50:00,237
She destroyed him.
1023
00:50:01,909 --> 00:50:04,262
And for what?
Not only that, but...
1024
00:50:04,286 --> 00:50:06,366
she teamed up
with the worst people to do it.
1025
00:50:13,170 --> 00:50:15,590
She won't take us down anymore.
We won't let her.
1026
00:50:17,049 --> 00:50:18,049
We?
1027
00:50:18,884 --> 00:50:19,894
Yes.
1028
00:50:21,428 --> 00:50:22,968
Let's kill Gossip Girl.
1029
00:50:23,722 --> 00:50:25,659
XOXO.
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