All language subtitles for 1968 Człowiek z M3-en

Our story is basically
designed for men.

And counting anyway
with the fact that in the room

located
also the fair sex,

authors reserve in advance,
that none of you ladies,

didn't serve them as a model,

which here in five variants
will be demonstrated.

There are Polish mothers among you,
Polish women frustrated,

Jealous Polish women
and faithful Polish women.

The story though
doesn't concern you personally,

because none of you are
knows the hero of this adventure.

Here he is.

I would like to say
in all its glory.

If its individual fragments
they weren't covered by the duvet,

those we used to talk about,
that they have their whole lives ahead of them,

but not before
our hero.

Only two minutes ahead.

Two minutes to start the day,

which apparently started
like all others.

And yet he was supposed to be the happiest
a day for every Pole.

On this day...

Oh, it just started.

Gymnastics,
without which, as you know

no Pole
can't get around.

Tom, Tom.

Mom, what happened?

How what?
six.

Tennis.

Not only that, every day
I'm gymnastics and I still have to play.

Do not complain,
don't complain son.

Sport is health.

But I'll do somersaults too.

God! Milk.

Your father played tennis, I play.
I don't understand where your resistance comes from.

It's okay, mom.

And I am so grateful to you that you are
didn't do weightlifting,

or you weren't cavers,

because I'd have to do it all morning
walk under furniture.

Tomek, she is very small.

who, mom?

It barely reaches your arm.

Mom will see that she herself
Someday I'll make a red shirt

to hinder my mother's investigations.

Put on a sweater today.

Fine mom.

Soon, soon.

And if mother is looking for honey,
it is in the bathroom.

Tom, what about the rocket?

Oh, thank you.

And remember not to cut the backhand.

Good morning.

Good morning.
And also the "Capital".

Please.

Hi.

Are you playing or as usual?

No, as usual.

Hi.

Hi.

The bees are all over you
smeared with honey.

Definitely.

Ah.

And the disease

sclerosis.

All tennis and margarine.

What? What margarine?

And you'll forget anyway.

Piechocki, Dr.

Your phone.

Mr. Starski please
to the club secretariat.

Yes. I'm listening?

Oh, how's mom doing?

normal.
As usual. Yes.

What? With whom?

wait a minute.

With Milewski. Yes.

Not me to him. Yes.

No, I don't cut from the backhand.

Not one today.
Parole.

Yes. What?

No, nobody hit me.
Wasp.

Well, what happened?
What's the rush?

- Was something about to happen?
- I'm just asking.

- Well, nothing happened. Get in.
- Why so early?

I'll take you to the hospital and come back.

Back to tennis?
are you crazy?

No, I have mine at 9
divorce case.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, I'm sorry, man.

And where are you going here?
Come on, fire up.

Ah, smoke.

Can you feel those fingers?

Yes.

Will I stay long
Will I wear it on my face?

And I don't know, it's not mine anymore
specialty. I'll bring your friend.

I'm only interested in legs.

does it hurt here?

If the doctor doesn't insist, then no.

And why are you wearing it?
those dark glasses?

Because the light hurts me terribly.

Barbara Lason. How did it happen,
that you broke that nose too?

Oh, I was wearing a hat.

It was too big and fell on your nose.

No, I didn't put it on my head.
I put it on the shelf.

Shelf fell off?

No. I.

From shelf?

NO. From the ladder.

From the ladder.

Well, now you've learned your lesson. What for
it was so high to hold the hat.

But you see
some lie down

and some
right up to the ceiling.

True.

You have so many hats.

No, from where. I don't recognize it at all
hats. It's state.

What?

It's state.

Soon, soon. Is it beyond these
are you comfortable wearing hats?

Yes.

I'm just worried
what in store.

What store again?

Come on with the hats
where i work.

Housing Association?

Sir, it's here
notification from the state,

that Tomasz Piechocki
receives an apartment.

It's a misunderstanding.

Well, the name is correct.
Yes.

Okay, but the son was supposed to get it
apartment in 2 years.

This is some oversight
sir. I'll check it again.

Like why am I nervous?

Reading everywhere
that construction is failing

and you suddenly
everything vice versa.

Ah, Josiah.

Yes.

I have a request for you. look
kindly to the one with the nose.

Lasoń.
I was going to her.

Still waiting to hear
something different from you.

AND...

Old,

you are my friend?

I only have 200 myself.

No, that's not the point.

I'd like a key. You know?

Again?

What, can't you?

Key, key. It's the last one
she had her own apartment.

But it must be treated
as the penultimate.

I mean last
without an apartment.

No, he has an apartment
but in Falenica.

come in!

my respect.

Oh, Mr Lukaszczyk.

How are we feeling?

Thank you. Possibly.

And this please. As usual
instead of flowers.

Thank you, sir.

Please.
And thank you, I already got it.

Please.

Now please kindly
deliver to doctor Joanna.

Thank you and I will add that it's special
from the Registry Office.

So what? We'll see
what does the knee look like.

Here you go.

But you hit the mark with that key
to the doctor's taste.

Really?

Oh, so so
tinkering in the evenings.

Give me a knife.

Hello. And hello
madam, hello.

Thomas is, only is
busy at the moment, with a patient.

Relax.

What are you saying?

When?

Tomasz, you have an apartment.

Oh thank you man, I knew
you're a cool friend.

Loosely.

Of course I will.

Maybe yes, oh.

Goodbye, ma'am.

thank the cooperative,
not me.

Your apartment is ready.

your own. You understand?
Mom called. You have an apartment.

I have a flat!

What's wrong?
Nothing. I got an apartment.

And you're happy.

That's okay.

Uuu, here's the waiting
for two hours. We're coming back.

All right. Let it
Mom goes, and I'll wait.

All right.

Well, what's mom waiting for?

Who told you,
that I will wait.

How are you okay?

Yeah.

Was this lady standing in front of you?

I don't know ma'am.

Is there any here
doctor in waiting room

I am.
Perhaps you will allow.

I just told you that
your father and Mr. President of the Cooperative

they were together
in the uprising in Mokotów.

In Żoliborz.

Yes, yes, that is
first in Żoliborz,

then they broke through to Mokotów.

The engineer has
apartment number 62.

Doctor.

So two rooms with a kitchen?

Yes. Two rooms with a kitchen.
So, the engineer...

Doctor.

The doctor has an M-3.

The doctor will live in this M-3
Piechocki Tomasz and who else?

I, I will live.

The doctor alone is not enough.

In what sense?

That is, for how long
am I enough alone?

On M-1, in a word, a studio apartment.

It's hard, I take the M-1.

It's really hard because
We do not have studio apartments in this block.

- You'd have to wait a bit.
- See, you wait.

How long?

Well, 3-4 years.

And no, it's out of the question.
I'm taking this M-3.

And unfortunately, the M-3 can take
at least two people.

Or maybe, ma'am
would like to live.

No no no.
Mom has a perfect apartment,

this is out of the question at all.

We warned everyone.
Sorry.

Tom.

Where did it go?
Where did it go.

But let the doctor
does not despair.

You have in front of you
a whole month of time.

How is the month? For what?

A whole month to find another
person at all, it came to mind yes.

What came to my mind.

Sorry.

For the doctor to enter into a relationship
marriage would be the easiest.

But the worst.
That's out of the question.

What are you suggesting
solution for my son.

But these are idiotic ideas.

I'll do it differently.
I'll call the CEO

And the president for sure
will make an exception for me.

President, I'm afraid
you won't help anything.

These are strictly adhered to
conditions by quartering.

Completely independent of us.

I'm getting married.

But what about Tomek?

I want that M-3.

She called me
your mother, mate.

She told me about your intentions.

Well, I really appreciate them.

Maybe not so crazy
pace as your mother suggests.

But that's what the pace is about
it is, professor.

Maybe not in a month.

Maybe in the next six months.

We need to understand each other
with the other side.

I'll sort this out somehow
Mr. Professor.

And the approval of the ministry?

How is it approved by the ministry?

What do you imagine? She will sit down
will you take the train and go to Moscow?

To Mo-Moscow?

I told your mother
that Professor Kolanow

and his experience in diseases
post-rheumatic bone tissue,

I would very much like your work
dissertation helped.

But will you be able to leave?
immediately, as my mother thinks,

that's the other thing.

Your mother says
that will fix everything.

She's afraid she won't make it.

And I'm afraid she'll succeed.

for now please
read a bit.

No, not the last one
Lancet number.

Professor Kolanow published there
work on bone marrow response

under the influence of mercury substances.
You should read it.

Yes, I will read it.

- Oh, you have that number.
- NO.

So why are you stupid?
you say you read it?

Come to me later,
I'll give you this number.

I consider you a good doctor

and I want you to write
this doctoral thesis.

I will try my best.

A doctor who wants to join
on the scientific path

can't do anything
turn the heads of others.

- Yes Sir.
- Especially women.

I see and know everything,
that Joanna is bothering you.

I'll make it clear to her myself.

Children, cafes, bridges,

social meetings,

it absorbs it all
unnecessary time.

A doctor's home should be a hospital.

I lived in a hospital for 16 years

and only when I got the cathedral
I married for peace of mind.

The doctor doesn't care about the patient

just where to get it
PLN 100 for a beautician.

Yes Yes.

It all comes together
man of professional literature,

which is plenty.
Do you agree with me?

Yes, sir.

I need doctors
not breadwinners.

I lived in a hospital for 16 years.

Well, I already said that.

I think we understood each other
friend Piechocki.

Yes, sir.

Oh, see mom, already up
they all bring.

What kind of idea was that anyway?
with this Knee.

How could a mother at a time like this
send me to Moscow?

Mom just doesn't want to, I guess
to get this apartment?

I do not want? Well, you know.
Who dealt with the president?

And that didn't work out.

Those two windows on the ninth
mom sees. It is mine.

I'm sorry sir
are you the caretaker here?

Tom!

Mr. friend, hold on
come on for a moment.

The kid shut up
in the bathroom, I have to let him out.

Be careful with that lamp, ladies. Lord
watch out, it's your mother-in-law's lamp.

Come on, higher.

Thank you very much, Mr. host
home for being so kind

and agreed to show
I have this apartment.

My son is a doctor.

If you ever
got sick it...

AND...

Space for a wardrobe.

What knocked it out?

You go upstairs with this.

Well, what's with that couch?

This is not my couch.

What are you holding it for?

I can't hold.

Take the kid for a minute.

And it all works?

Why are you holding this baby?

This is not my baby.

Yes, because it's mine.

Mom!

Tom!

Mom!

Tom, where are you!

I am here.

Tom. my child.

Auto set and match.

- What kind of car, ma'am...
- I said.

But a broken ball. NO.

Well, how can it be.
Mom, it was a meter ahead of the line.

Hush, don't interfere.

This is the housing manager.

For that one meter
you will get your 40.

Wait a minute,
don't move so nervously.

- Maybe this one, eh?
- Who's that?

- Well, don't you recognize it?
- Ah, Mika.

You used to say,
so funny.

Yes, but marriage
it's nothing funny.

Listen, man, are you for real
do you have to get married?

Unfortunately I have to.

Mom was talking about it
manager, there is no other way.

How do you suddenly fall in love?

wait a minute.
Fall in love or get married?

First fall in love, then marry.
I don't want to be completely cynical.

I'm afraid you'll have to
first marry and then fall in love.

There is so damn little time.

A month earlier
marriage must be registered.

Listen, man. talk you
with our Lukaszczyk,

from the Registry Office,
make an appointment for you.

Maybe.

What, are we looking at photos?

Yes, we are reviewing.

Is this Barbara Lasoń?

Barbara, yes.

An interesting case.

You were with me yesterday
for that issue of The Lancet?

No, not yet.

What are you doing about it?

Just this.

So come over
Today. I'll give it to you.

We will discuss after reading.

Yes, sir.

We will discuss after reading.

Easy to say after reading
if only i knew english.

Have you seen me yet?

Did you find your professor?

NO.

I was supposed to come today.

If you were coming, please.

Please.

Would you like to rest here?

I'm listening?

Yes, in did.

It is.

Okay, I'll tell him.

All right.
Good good. bye

My father apologizes, he won't be able to
to come, he is leaving for Kraków.

He asked me to give you...

I already forgot what.

It's about that number
journals of the Lancet.

Let you find it.

Why aren't you answering?
this phone?

Hello.

Have you found this letter yet?

No no no.
I'm still searching.

Yes, but if I find it, I'll call you
to you, or I'll send a telegram.

What happened?
Why are you so silent?

Because I just see that
I can't manage without you.

I knew it would end like this.
I'm coming.

What is it?

Oh, it's the March issue of The Lancet.

I didn't suppose
that the professor has a daughter.

He himself does not know it well.

you see
we communicate by phone.

Firstly,
didn't want kids at all

because it bothers him
in scientific work.

Secondly, how I was already born
Turns out I'm not a boy.

And third, I'm not a doctor.

Oh, I think that's your number.

And yes, indeed.

Thank you ma'am.

Already?

Now now.

And yet you want to
talk to me.

Well, yes.

That's why you're not
honest? What are the looks for?

Would You like to drink something?

I'll have a drink.

Can I come there?

- I invited you.
- So I am going.

Naturally it's white paint?

The real milk.

You don't like milk?
Or do you prefer coffee?

Oh yes.

Here you go.

Please.

Come...

for real coffee.

Just changing.

Please don't be shy.
After all, you're a doctor.

Women undress in front of you.

If you are ashamed,
then turn around.

What are you thinking about?

Please?

Well now I don't know anymore
whether we leave or stay.

How come you are me
I invited him for coffee.

Do you even know what my name is?

No I do not know.

Agnes.
Do you like it?

What?

Name.

And the name.

Beautiful.

God, why aren't you honest?

You are afraid of my father.

You want to make a career,

and you know he's sure
point is crazy.

They are all the same.

As in my paintings.

That's why I paint like this.

Therein lies the philosophy of my despair
over people who are the same.

Do you agree with me?

No, not a bit.

You're not being honest again.

No no no!
Don't do it.

What about you?
I'm not allowed to wear a hat?

I've come to that a long time ago.

People run everywhere
directions like ants.

Not so different
and they are essentially the same.

Have a look.

As in my paintings.

Where does it come from?

Exactly.

What are they looking for?

Just words, I guess
deceive yourself and others.

The whole world lies.

Nobody will tell you the truth.

What do you think? I'll tell you right now.
Excuse me.

I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.

What did you buy?

I got a new one
apartment, check in.

- You can?
- No, no, it's such a little thing.

- But I want to see.
- When it really doesn't make sense.

- But I want to see.
- But it's not suitable.

Very nice.

Let you give it a rest.

Actually, why are you ashamed?

You have purchased an item
aesthetic, useful.

Have never
will we get rid of hypocrisy?

Do you have a nice apartment?

M-3.

Let's go.
We will install this acquisition.

let's go.
let's go.

Where?

Come on, sir.
To the flat.

To me?

When were you actually born?

Wasn't in that
century by chance.

Girl Scout.

Actually, I don't
no apartment.

Ah, very original.

You buy sanitary equipment.

You will be around now
he was building an apartment.

And I thought you were
I am embarrassed to invite you.

That is
you are so romantic.

Maybe.

- Romantic?
- Exactly.

If you tell us to
went for a walk to Łazienki Park,

that's me immediately
I will fall in love with you.

I'll take a chance.

And what now?

You will probably say
we have nice weather.

NO. Why?

So you're finally alone?

NO.

In that case,
that I am different from everyone else.

NO.

Well, you are something
must say.

Still this deception?

Will you never be honest?

Okay, I will.

On then
what do you want.

I want to take
lady in your arms.

It's better now.
And for what else?

Like a baby.
Like an insufferable child.

For pretending.
For philosophies. For daddy.

No.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Where did you guys get it?

- And that's right across from the Metropolis.
- Thank you.

It's imported.

Well, look at them.

Please wait.

Well then.

bye

Bye then.

It's until tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

And the letter?

Writing?

Ah, the letter.

- Button.
- Oh, how cute.

But you have to sew.

Oh, it's in that room
under the mirror you will find a needle and thread.

Agusia, you don't need to sleep anymore.
The button needs to be sewn on.

Button.

Okay, sew yourself up.

Father will go crazy
how will he find out

but he will be happy
because he will get me out of the house.

oh my.

Or are you hungry?

Oh yes.

Oh, then go and make us some scrambled eggs.

Mom?

Come on, Tom.

How is scrambled eggs made?

And that's all you got
to tell your mother?

Where are you actually calling from?

From the professor.
How is scrambled eggs made?

Were you sitting with the professor the whole time?

I wasn't quite sitting.

How is scrambled eggs made?

You were my son yesterday
you promised to practice your backhand.

Will you practice your backhand?

I will be.

Backhand.

Tom, what are you doing there?
Are you trashing the kitchen?

Tomeczek, do you love me?

Yes.

Backhand.

Tomek, what does M-3 mean?
That we will have 3 rooms?

No, no, rather not.

Tom, are you leaving?

Brush, I forgot
toothbrushes.

I can't do that
breakfast without a toothbrush.

Excuse me?

Gentlemen wouldn't take
so hasty decision.

Please enter the location of the doctor.

Man looking for a way out
against overly caring

cannot be considered a rescue,
this care is completely missing.

Besides, it went too fast.

After all, he used to be
may go to Krakow.

Does it have later
look at your own frying pan,

or anyone else
didn't he scramble eggs on it?

Then why is she hesitating?
Oh, you forgot your tie.

Let's write it off too since
a whole day was lost

and there are only 28 left.

Boss, didn't you forget something?

Yes, a tie.

And this?

ABOUT.

And this is Mr.

To the hospital.

Yes, you still need to practice.

We'll put the antibiotics down now, sister.

How many more days will I be
in this cast, doctor?

How many days?

How many days, how many days?

28 days.

I'm sorry, doctor.
the button will pop off soon.

It won't break away.

Well, how are you feeling anyway?

Good thank you.
and you?

Oh, I'm bad.

Maybe I'll get up
and you will lie down.

I'll tell you a secret.

I don't trust
to the doctors here.

Mr. Professor.

Buddy Piechocki,
were you with me yesterday?

Yes, sir.

So how did it go?

Interesting material.

I hope you pulled it out
appropriate conclusions from this.

Oh yes, sir, professor.

I see. Please advise Mietek,
to get to know it.

I will with all my heart.

let's go.

Oh, he's coming in.

Phone to you.
Mom calls.

Mieciu, the old man asks you to go
read an article for him.

What an article?

Professor Kolanow
in The Lancet.

- Hello, I'm listening. Mom?
- Son, bring me the elenium.

After that scrambled egg
I'm all nervous.

When? What are you doing after the hospital?

See the apartment again?

All right. So right in front
this house you have this pharmacy.

Please?
Elenium pro...

Prescription.

prescription please.

It's not for me,
for mommy.

I see that by
stupid case

I got into medicine
not for pharmacy.

I vice versa.

Six zlotys.

In other words, we missed each other.

And maybe that's it
can it be repaired?

How?

When Mrs
ends the night shift?

Tomorrow.

So tomorrow I will wait.

You would have to wait a very long time.

It's healthcare workers
are served out of order.

Yes, if they need medicine,
not pharmacists.

Good night, doctor.

We don't often have discoveries,

that in the pharmacy, apart from aspirin
you can get a wife.

Let's not be surprised at the hero,
that having made this observation

he immediately went to work.

Immediately, because it's left
he's only 26 days old.

Kasia, this cinkum sulfurikum
should it be 5 or 1.5?

Maybe you'll come see,
because I can't read.

Is this your prescription?

Yes, it's this gentleman.

Master,
I got a prescription.

Guy...

But it should be punishable.

Punishable, punishable.

Stain.

Our story is not for observation
methods of picking up beautiful girls,

but only deep analysis,

which is one of these
girls are fit for a wife.

We won't, so
occupy the initial state

but the period in which
usually decisions have already been made.

And it's high time.
As 10 days have passed,

to take over the apartment
only 19 left.

- Oh, what a meeting.
- Hi.

You look great.

You too.

Our Tom has changed a lot.
So elegant. Umbrella, mustache.

Like a toothbrush.

So how's your M-3?

It's already here.

- Hi.
- Oh, where did he arrange it?

At the pharmacy.

About Jagienko

you alone

you girl

My.

Well, let the night come true

Is premature death
waiting for me

Will it pass me?

fatal shot

Because undying love

A vain hope

deceives you today.

He is deceiving you today.

You used to hate operas.

to everything
you can get used to.

Are you comfortable drinking with a mustache?

Kasia likes mustaches.

I wonder what the professor has to say
that you are going to get married?

I don't know, but I have to
have this apartment.

But I'll fix it for you
this apartment and without it.

I will have soon
this phone number.

You know, yesterday I played tennis
with an influential gentleman.

He was still driving
with your father for hares.

I'm not going mom
to the corpse apartment.

What bodies again?

those hares
that my father shot.

Thank you.

Please, give me the elenium
let me calm down.

I'm not at home.
I have to ask Kasia.

I'm telling you she loves you
even when he's poisoned.

He has every poison at hand.

I'm very curious what's going on
happened with her first husband?

He's alive, he's alive. bye

Buttons - three?

Three.

As usual.

Why these pockets?
so oblique?

And it's Miss Charlotte
likes that.

And I would prefer simple.

Please?

Easy.

Please?

Straight pockets.

Dear sir, terrible
speaks softly.

What are you talking about, Tomasz?

Pockets will be slanted.
You don't like it?

Oh yes, slanted.

Edzi, Mr. Budelski is calling,
he asks when he has it.

Sorry.

Why don't you come to the phone?

You promised me something.

And I will smoke a pipe.

But you also promised me something.

Yes, but you're not yet
as I dreamed.

How am I not?

And the umbrella, and the pipe, those mustaches,
and now those slant pockets.

Housefly.

Where?

There must be a fly.

Housefly?

All right.

And then?

We'll see.

Please check back in a week.

So when?

Well, have you heard
that in a week.

Only?

Well, apparently Mr. Zocha
can't before.

And what has Mr. Zocha got to do with it?

Oh, you say next week.

Mom, mom doesn't know
by the way, where is father's pipe?

Pipe? What are you for?

For smoking. I will smoke a pipe,
because I like it. I feel like it.

Oh mom, mom gave me again
your blouse instead of your shirt.

You know, I talked to this
head of department.

Actually
these housing regulations

- are very strict.
- Does mom see?

No, don't worry
I found this gentleman.

- Mom.
- As soon as I have

his phone number,
everything will be alright.

Mom, please
wake up at seven tomorrow.

Are you going to tennis?

Is my dark suit
Is it ironed?

What's with the dark suit?

Well, I have to get married
wear a dark suit.

bye

You can make wishes.

Yeah...

With all my heart.

Tom.

Pity. A good surgeon
promised you.

Kasia.

I'm going to give them my condolences.

Kasia.

I beg you, let him
you save me, professor.

Is it this one?

How?

What?

not like that.
It was supposed to be peas.

Yes.

All right. I'll take care of it.

Who put this piece together?

I guess you won't deny
that she had a broken leg?

Actually.
Skiing in Zakopane.

How are you, professor?
met on this leg?

Everyone will know each other on a nice leg.

Let you drop in
me to the hospital.

We'll see
exactly that leg.

Come.

I'm listening?

Good evening.
Master alone on duty?

Is there no man?

How is it man?

Well, because I wanted to, I wanted to.
And anyway, I'll be fine. Good night.

Come,

I'll show you something.

You see?

Up there, those two windows on
9th floor, it's ours

soon.

But what about an embrace
future apartment,

when you can't
embrace your future wife.

Let's not get impatient though.

Remember that not so long ago
We liked the pace too fast.

You have to be consistent.

Don't slouch like that
because your pipe will fall out.

It won't fall out.

About this place we could
actually withdraw discreetly,

because everything points to it

that morning our hero
could have scrambled eggs by now.

If something like this, of course
as a pan is in a pharmacy.

If...

Tomasz,
my purse is on the window.

Remove the comb
and give it please.

And the girl has.

You know well, let the night come true.

A vain hope

you are deceiving me today.

Katarzyna!

I'm listening.

The man in the photos in the bag,
is it your husband?

Yes or what?

Oh, we think something
our hero dug from his bag

the right meaning
magister's intentions,

who wanted to see him
still only the man in the photo.

And so much
the price is worth the M-3.

What are you doing there, Tomasz?

Brush, I forgot
toothbrushes.

Funny but I can't then
no brushing in the morning.

What?

Finally, there's a man.
Sir, I wanted to buy...

I don't work here anymore.

Tomek, why did you throw your pipe?

See how fickle I am.

How's your M-3?

Well, unfortunately no change.

Is it a large area?

36 meters.

And Sobieski from the third has 39.

proprietary?

Post-traumatic.
Unconscious, man.

Tom, if necessary
I will gladly help you.

Thank you, Josiah.

Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Do you know it's still 13 days?

Yes.

Yes, only 13 days.

13 days.

What, your leg doesn't hurt anymore?

Yes, it hurts.

does it hurt?

- All right.
- Not this one.

The one you're sitting on.

And this one. Sorry.

Doctor, can I say something?

Yes.

Better without the mustache though.

Bye, mom.

Tomeczek the rocket.

And the rocket, I'd forgotten.

- And what is mom playing today too?
- Yes.

And normally mom plays in the afternoon.
Why so early today?

That's why your M-3.

The metric director
only plays in the morning.

Good morning.

- What are you?
- No, no, no, not today.

And not today.
Sorry.

What do you mean, not today.

That I'm not taking "High Heels" today.

But it's the rocket.
I have "Stilettos" in my nose.

Quiet, someone else will hear.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

How are you, Mr. Henryk,
Thomas making progress?

Well, incredibly. Especially today.
He brought the rocket.

In the bag. Normally.

Tom, move
you're a doctor.

Does it hurt?

A bit.

What, something cracked?

like a crunch,
that would be heard.

Lady hurts here.
You understand.

And here, does it hurt?

It's Marta
she sprained her leg, not me.

Yeah, that's why I'm researching
the healthy one to avoid pain.

Don't you sometimes exaggerate?

My son is an orthopedist.

Oh, and maybe...

Better that Mr. Henry
examined you.

- Very willingly.
- No no no.

Well, I seem to have found it.

- Please hold my neck.
- What, displacement?

- Yes. Something like that.
- Al.

Gently.

Well, we only have 12 days.

I mean, not playing tennis.

Well, you see. I no longer have the strength.
Now everything will start again.

And indeed.

But we naturally
we disagree with Ms. Piechocka,

because we remember that the hero
we only have 12 days left

All so far
his efforts failed.

It's true that she limps
and a new candidate.

But why our hero
has a specialty in orthopedics.

So he applied therapy,
perhaps from a medical point of view

slightly sped up
but from the point of view

housing cooperative
absolutely necessary.

Tom, where have you been
Today at night?

And I was on night shift.

And who was that woman
who answered the phone?

Probably an orderly.

The rooms are old
it was a young voice.

Maybe a nurse.

Ah, now it turns out
that she's a nurse. Yes?

Nothing turns out.
I suppose.

Pretty?

Good morning.

Who is this?

A friend.

To all my girlfriends
do you give the same gifts?

I don't understand,
What do you mean.

pendants.

So how, pretty?

Who, this friend?
You saw it yourself.

That's not what I'm asking. About the nurse.
What nurse again?

The one who answered the phone.

I don't even know
which she could receive.

You do not know? you know.
Pretty?

Pretty.

Or maybe very pretty?

Very pretty.

Martha, no.

This is the second one.

And from where.
My friend's wife.

Coffee please.

So you pick up married women too.

She wasn't a virgin then.

When?

Before she became a wife
my friend.

Then she was already married.

Stop staring at her
because I'm leaving right now.

I'm not staring at anyone.
I'm looking for a waitress.

Do you like it?

No, I don't like it
because he doesn't give me coffee.

When you will have
next shift?

I will check it right away.

The day after tomorrow.

Show me your calendar.

You've never shown
me your calendar.

And who is Ella?

This is my cousin.

Cousin...

And what's the number?

Come on quickly.
What lie are you going to come up with now?

Well
this is your number, Marta.

My?
how. Hey you.

Okay.

But why not
name with him?

Please save you.

By the way, I asked
sometime about your number in the information

and they told me
that is reserved.

Possible.

I thought this was your number
ex-husband or friend?

Just please don't make a scene for me
jealousy. It's a disgusting feature.

Please?

Please give it to this lady
since you like it so much.

What new lady?
I don't even know her.

You do not know?
You don't know anyone.

Won't you bow?

Martha, it's not
necklace from me.

I give you my word of honor on that.

- You don't know this lady?
- NO.

Let's say I believe you.

Tom, no
do you meet friends?

And hello.

Envy is a trait
low, say moralists.

But the people who
she knows life no worse

says jealous
meaning she loves.

And that's why our hero decides to
to realize another proverb.

How do you make your bed,
well, and so on.

Tom! The letter came again
from the Housing Cooperative.

"In relation with
with the allocation of an apartment

engineer T. Piechocki..."
What about that engineer?

Let mom throw it away.
And where are you taking it?

- Nothing. I promised to borrow.
- And Zosia?

From this you can see that Marta is over.

No mom, on the contrary,
It's just the begining.

Which Zosia again?

And some Zocha called here
and she said you had to be there tomorrow at 4pm.

Oh, I think he was on the phone.

You won't be in me
say that Zocha is a man.

NO. Tailor mom.

I don't know, but all
time whispered

as if it was
for some secret.

What are you actually sewing?

Nothing. Evening suit.

Take it easy.
Well, don't even think about getting married.

I'm telling you I'll be there soon
she had that phone number.

Look, we'll have
own pharmacy.

Well, for our own
new flat.

No, there's still some left.

Actually we are
here illegally.

Now it's just a matter of time
a few pieces of paper.

Yes, that's just it
some papers.

The different ones
questionnaires, forms.

Caretaker?

No, no, probably not. I promised
return the key before eleven.

Agent,
PZU.

We insure new tenants.

And it's kind of dark in here, sir.
Maybe we'll go to the other room.

PZU.

- You are the main tenant.
- Well, in a way.

Voluntary insurance applies
household movables,

from burglary, robbery,
fire, water damage, etc.

How much should we write the policy for?

Robbery as you can see
we are not threatened yet.

- Or maybe you'll have a drink.
- Kindest. Thank you.

you know. Basically we're here
we don't live much yet.

PZU does not investigate whether
the policyholder uses constantly,

or randomly from the occupied
premises by themselves.

They are proof enough for us
lockable doors only.

- Don't overdo it with the champagne.
- What I don't see in you.

Namely a:
"But" latch.

B:
State health.

Here is my card.
Prospectus. Please.

exact address, telephone numbers,
private and business.

Respect. I bow.
All the best.

oh gee.

- What is this?
- Engineer's plate.

I didn't order any plate.

We do for everyone according
letters from the Society.

But there's an error here.
I am no engineer.

It will remake.

I don't need a tag.

Tom, order this tablet.

Damn.

How is it supposed to be?

Doctor T. Piechocki.

As you say?

T. and M. Piechocki.

Two deposits.

PZU drank.

Couldn't you somehow
insure from PZU.

All because of this light.
Can be seen from the street.

Put it out.

This is the health of M. and T. Piechocki.

Who's there?

The neighbor from above. Please sir,
this is new construction.

You can hear everything.
You will wake my baby up,

some arrows,
I don't know what, sir.

What is it? No.

- Don't kiss me so angrily.
- What?

S-s- stop me
kiss with such anger.

- See, it's because of you.
- Yes.

She hasn't gone yet
and you scream like that.

oh.

Excuse me,
we won't anymore.

Excuse me,
that I bother

but the caretaker mentioned
that you are a doctor.

We are neighbors downstairs.
My husband got a fever.

You know these new apartments.
No phone.

I wouldn't bother
you in a different situation.

Yes, but maybe a little later.

- But will you come for sure?
- Yes Yes.

Thank you very much.

You're not going anywhere.

I will have to leave.

No, you're not going anywhere.

But understand, Martunia, this is mine
duty. The man is sick there.

Nobody is sick there.
You just caught her eye.

Yes.

NO.

- Can you say you don't like it?
- Martha...

Thomas, if you go there,
you won't see me again.

All right, Martunia, nowhere
I'm not going right now. Nowhere.

Doctor!

Sorry.

I came for you because I thought
that you cannot come to us.

Yes. I'm coming.

All right. Alone
you made a choice.

Please. Composure.

Actually, it's not mine
specialty. I am an orthopedist.

Here you go.

where sick?

Here.

Good evening Sir.

Hi.

We'll see.

Oh, dog bone.

What's wrong with you?

Me? Nothing.

And what temperature?

37.2.

Well, darling, that's it
there is no temperature.

- But you don't know him.
- Well, you can't...

So what do you say?

I? Cheers.

44.

Yeah.

44.

You're okay.
You have a normal runny nose.

You may be kind
it will take the calf.

He only listens to my wife.

Mrs.

She went for cookies.

And I have to pass.

Come on, cute little dog
a tiny squirrel.

Take this beast.

Doggy, please do
transition. do you hear?

To Doghouse!
Because I will bite you.

I'll straighten this door
regardless of the consequences.

Martha!

we turn back.

We will follow this gentleman
in a gray suit.

Which?

The one who raises his hand.

I recognize.

Ah, it's Mr. Could you, sir
towards Credit?

Get in, Mr.

Thank you.

But meeting huh?

Yes. You're making me again
wait all night, right?

Totally me then
flew out of my head.

You know. Peasant
will not let the living.

Oh, you never know what
before you, what behind you.

Girl, you understand.

All night for you
I didn't even blink an eye.

You think I screwed up.

Oh, these women, women.

Oh, here you can get me
you will blow up. Okay?

Thank you very much.
Goodbye.

Thank you.

Good morning.
Husband at home?

- Where is he?
- Who are you talking about?

What a pace please.

- Martha.
- You just got here and already. Yes?

- But how do you know that?
- Husband is not here, but I am.

I'll arrange it
You understand?

Martha, leave
I categorically forbid.

One more hit and it's over.
The definite end.

End.

Thank you.

What are you actually doing here?

What actually happened here?

There are no secrets here.
You may speak loudly.

And who is this lady?

- My wife.
- And wife.

Ah, please see.

Great, nice, beautiful.

Fortunately that
you are not my husband.

I categorically forbid this
destroying my wardrobe!

Who was it?

I do not have a clue.

I'd like some pants.
I feel so self-conscious about you.

Pants, my pants.

My brand new pants.

Pants, my brand new pants!

Eddie, you speak.

Doctor,
he got his voice back.

pants, please
any pants.

Oh my God. Now it's over
on your doctor.

What's wrong with you, Tomek?

Nothing.

What, did you break up with her?

Big misunderstanding.

See, I did.
You had to listen to me.

Where from anyway
did you get this Agnieszka?

Who invented Kasia for you?
And who pushed you to this Marta?

Who? Mom.

I, you know...

And who had the idea with this Kolanow?

Who told me to go
to the pharmacy for elenium?

Who told me to investigate
Marcie's leg, eh?

Okay, what about the leg
what about Martha.

And there is none anymore
meaning. Only 3 days left.

Don't worry, sonny.
I have a surprise for you.

Imagine finally
I got this number.

Of course it turned out that
it's a private number and...

- This is the laundry bill.
- What?

...and reserved for that. There it is.

And now you just have to
find some way.

Oh, it won't be easy,
but you know me.

- Where did mom get this phone from?
- It's a long story...

What are those pants?

But whose phone is it, mom?

- By himself?
- No, with my wife.

I guess I could have called there.

- Tomek, do you have access?
- I had.

Well, good.

Great.

In just three days
it will be over.

Unfortunately, in three days
it will be over.

And how do you know?

Mr. me
he promised.

I? Oh yes.
Of course.

In three days
it will be over.

- Doctor, the professor, please.
- Sorry.

Paznakomtis. Here's a friend
about whom they gawarili.

you're lucky
friend Piechocki,

Professor Kolanow, on his way
from the Congress of Geneva

stopped in Warsaw.

- I told him about your projects.
- Piechocki.

Save the council. Prijezrzajtie
k us after work in the city.

Andrei Stanislavovich gawarił
you read the lot in may stratiu.

He was reading. He was reading.

And how?
You alone are loud.

Yes. I mean yes.

Yes.

But.

But. I mean you don't
in the village of Saglasnyj.

Me from the villages, but. I won't soon
I know how to say it in Russian.

What did you want to say?

Professor, an umbrella?

Umbrella? zontic.

Zontic. No panimajet.

A pri chom today Zontek.

You may not be
become chitali a sinoptika.

Do you read Russian?

NO. no.

NO?

Any images
have you worked in May?

Bye English.
In The Lancet.

And how do you like it?

Yes, yes.

Now we'll go to dinner.

Tomorrow we fly to Krakow,

I'll show you on Monday
some interesting cases.

Maybe this Barbara Lasoń...

- We go.
- And eta?

Oh, interesting eye, listen.

Thank you.

- I'm going.
- Spasiba.

Krakow, please, panrawitsa.

Yeah. Just me
I was on ice.

But did she have to
be a real wife?

What does real mean?

It was supposed to get married
with someone for a while.

Everyone gets married
only temporarily.

But you could just
make a deal.

We're getting married, I'm getting
apartment, then we part ways.

The apartment stays
wife leaves

we are in compliance with the regulations
and with my conscience.

For this it is needed
so-called equal grandmother.

We could talk.

Careful, she's got someone else.

But I'm not in love with her.

Come on.

- Don't bother.
- But no. Come on.

- Please.
- Don't be silly.

This is your last chance
we only have 3 days.

Joanna, I did
ask you something.

When are you going to this Bulgaria?

The day after tomorrow.

We have to you
friendly request.

Oh mom, this is normal
a friendly favor.

Yes.

We agreed.
I'm getting divorced, we're getting married

and as soon as I get this apartment
we are filing for divorce.

It may be me right away
deal with a lawyer?

I would call
to patron Trzciński.

Him with your father
he was in prison together.

- All right.
- What?

- Call?
- Let mom call.

No, no, let me be
stop for at least half an hour.

You can't end up before
marriage to file for divorce.

Bye.

The alarm man is the caretaker.

Turned it off because it's still there
i was calling for shit.

Hello!

Hello! Hello!

I have school for today
from the head. I know this elevator.

Hello!

Tom!

That's my mom!

Tomek, it's you!

Mom, let's mom
goes immediately to the caretaker,

or call maintenance.

Mom can hear me?

I hear, I hear, son.
I'm already dealing with it.

Thirteenth,
every loss is simple.

What time is it?

Mom just finished.

I guess they'll fix it soon!

If only not in front of nature.

Do you play naval battle?

I'm very sorry, doctor.
but I can't wait any longer.

We're already over an hour late.

My colleague doesn't do that.
Not to mention the bride.

Well, well, it varies.

All right.
We'll wait another 10 minutes.

C4, C5, C6.

Poof, poof, poof!

Cruiser.

Sunk.

D4, D5, D6.

Tomek.

Bang, bang, bang!

Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Come on. On the day,
in which the elevator failed,

failed too
and last chance.

What's there to hide.
A hopeless condition.

Doctor despite
best efforts

wasted a whole month
given to him by USC.

A month that along with hopes
M-3 expires tomorrow.

Please.

You can?

Good evening.
I brought flowers.

Yes, please
let you put it there.

- Who should I give it to tomorrow?
- But the flowers are for you.

From who?

From me.

I wanted you very much
thank you for your care.

Here you go.

But I don't know you.

I was staying with Mr.

I'm sorry, but I guess
I've never seen you.

You saw me
every day for a month.

Please show me the leg.

Lasoń.

Barbara.

Well, we're posting it tomorrow
Mrs. Yes?

fiancé
I'm sure she'll be happy.

will not be pleased
because I broke up with him.

- Is that all your dinner?
- Yeah.

Can I do something for you?
Maybe scrambled eggs.

No, but don't be...

And you can do it
scrambled eggs?

Well, actually,
what about this fiancé?

Oh, I don't have the strength for it.

She keeps doing it to me
fighting about anything.

Because he was always complaining.

That I'm not mysterious,
or that I don't have complexes.

And everyone must have
complexes? I don't understand.

And he's boring himself.

Always only to the opera and to the opera.
And it pulls me along.

There are some
other entertainment outside the opera.

Oh god, how much is this.
Who is going to eat all this?

Maybe you me
will it help now?

All right.

Enjoy your meal.

Yes, I'm listening.
Yes, it's me.

I'm listening?
NO. Yes. I eat a delicious dinner.

No, I'm not going to sleep
because I'm on the night shift.

I have to take care of a patient.
patients.

Alright.
bye I kiss.

Wife?

And are you jealous?

NO. I don't think so.

Doctor Piechocki,
only without hesitation.

Miss Basia.

The last before you
an opportunity to get an M-3.

Miss Basia, have you ever been?
cut someone's tie?

Why ruin a tie like that?

- Basia. Miss Basia.
- Whar are you doing sir?

I check the pulse.

In both hands at once?

Yes, this is the latest method.

It is examined in both hands, and then
quickly divides by two.

May I, ma'am
thank you for these flowers

You can?

You can.

Thank you.

I'll ask for witnesses.

congratulations.

Oh, the doctor listened
my advice.

I congratulate, I congratulate
A lot of luck.

And most of all, congratulations
beautiful apartment,

because it's in a marriage
the most important.

Please.

Can we have a key please?

Key? What's the key for?
For what?

To mine, to our M-3.
Number 62.

Didn't the doctor get it?
error notifications?

We sent it
a letter to the doctor.

This is an engineer's apartment
Tadeusz Piechocki.

an engineer?

The engineer is already here
introduced there.

Tadeusz.

Tadeusz, Piechocki.
Mistake.

Goodbye.

Goodbye sir.

I'll call you right now then
for this patron.

No, no, no, don't let mom
calling. I don't want a divorce.

I don't understand.

Son, you did this nonsense,
because it was the M-3.

Well, now I don't understand.

- It's not just about the M-3.
- About what?

Let mom guess.

Yes. Now that my head
he cracks me up with riddles.

Hi!

So it's here?

Yeah. In two years
here will be our M-3.

In two years?
So soon already?

Hey, gentlemen!
What's up?

We're in a hurry
beer guys?

Crazy or in love?

What do you think,
What is this?

Rocket.
I'm back from tennis.

You don't like it?

Both in rocket
tennis as well as in life

don't pull the string.

You can see our hero for yourself
influenced by this last message

completely frozen and perhaps
thought it was over.

And indeed.

Subtitles for Telewizja Polsat:
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Editing: Rafał Kwietniewski
Corrections: Johnny